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Murderous Nuts
Y/8M5
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No.18071
18074 18077
Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
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Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19134
19135 19136
>>19131
Uh, who's Dionysus?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19135
19136 19138
>>19134
Pardon me, I meant to say Diogenes
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19136
>>19135
>>19134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3IlRATIsI
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19137
19139
>>19128
Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19138
>>19135
I don't remember that
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19139
>>19137
I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone
Timeline?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19140
19141 19142
>>19126
>>19128
>>19131
The timeline I think makes most sense is:

4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to the gay bathhouse while Trumpaladin goes and talks to the Unicorn

Now is the start of the new day?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19141
>>19140
Uh,... that sounds about right
somehow suspecting I'm going to regret saying that
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19142
19146 19147
>>19140
Well fuck...
I wish I knew how much time passed by during and between each session...
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19143
19144 19145
>tracy hanging from a chain
Whut?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19144
19145
>>19143
Um... That date didn't go very well
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19145
>>19144
>>19143
>tracy failed her rape attempt
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19146
19147 19148 19153
>>19142
Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19147
19151 19153
>>19146
At what point could Tracy do this >>19142
I had intended for her to visit her daily.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19148
19150 19151 19153
>>19146
can i get the demographics of port barry while your at it?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19149
>>18847
I figured I needed a Feat for that. Could Tracy ask Lenos?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19150
>>19148
That's something a Nazi Cleric would certainly be concerned with.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19151
19152 19153 19159
>>19147
Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148
Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19152
19153 19158
>>19151
Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19153
19154 19155 19158
>>19146
I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.

>>19147
Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"

>>19151
Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now

>>19148
100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population

>>19152
Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19154
19156 19160
>>19153
you dont know if theyre all eurofags
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19155
19162
>>19153
>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there
I didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19156
19157 19159
>>19154
It's a fantasy setting. Of course they are all white
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19157
19158 19162 19196
>>19156
Do non-humans count as white?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19158
19196
>>19152
Always, but nocturnally.
>>19153
I'll be getting to that.
>>19157
I'm going to say,... what's that over there?
>pointing
GM runs away
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19159
19162
>>19156
>>19151
what are the crime stats aswell, because i want to lower it to at least under 5%
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19160
19161 19162
>>19154
"Infernius, can you bless a hand gernade for me?"
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19161
>>19160
"yes my son."
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19162
19163 19164 19168
>>19155
Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.

>>19157
Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.

>>19159
I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck

>>19160
Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19163
19165 19167
>>19162
"am i a person Thrackerzod!?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19164
>>19162
>HHGoA
I fuggin' knew it
>free time
When I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread
>facepalm
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19165
19166
>>19163
>Thrackerzod
wut
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19166
19167
>>19165
That never gets old
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19167
>>19163
Oh yeah. You are a person Inferius, and a very valued one. Equestrian ponies are as well, although normal horses are not.
>Word filter
Kek. Don't underestimate the full extend of Mod power

>>19166
This.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19168
>>19162
"Thank you sir"
>summons explosions
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19169
19170 19172
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Is it story time?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19170
19173 19176
>>19169
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'm here to talk to you about Diabeedus
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19171
19173 19176
a45.gif

Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19172
19173
>>19169
thanks that just put me over the sugar limit for the day.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19173
19174 19175 19176 19180
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>>19170
>>19171
>>19172
>"What is Diabeedus?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19174
19178
>>19173
>Checks blood sugar
I think you just gave it to me
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19175
19177 19178
>>19173
"It's a disease you can get from eating too much candy. Be sure to keep a balanced diet."
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19176
19177 19178 19184
>>19171
>>19170
>>19173
i cast cure diabetes on everyone.>>19174

Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19177
>>19175
>Telling the filly to stop eating so much damned candy
Top fucking Kek!

>>19176
Thank you
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19178
19179 19181
1351718229716.gif
>>19174
>>19175
>implying candy is bad for you
>why do I feel you are lying now

>>19176
lol
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19179
19189
>>19178
that reminds me i go and feed my pupper
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19180
19188
>>19173
"I...
Need...
Insulin..."
"Wanna go stick collecting?"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19181
19188
>>19178
Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19182
19183 19185 19187 19195
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>tfw next thread is low sugar or insulin edition
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19183
>>19182
THIS
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19184
19186
>>19176
Can Clerics cure chronic illnesses?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19185
>>19182
>low glucose nuts
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19186
19189 19190
>>19184
And paladins
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19187
>>19182
>wanting less sugar
The diabeetus is worth it.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19188
19191
>>19180
"YES! Lets find sticks, I only got one at the moment"

>>19181
"Okay.... I will eat dinner too..."

Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19189
>>19179
>>19186

Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19190
19200
>>19186
Oh, I thought that was just infectious plagues.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19191
19192 19193
>>19188
Torc chuckles as he pets the smol hoers
"Alright, lets go"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19192
19194 19197 19198 19199
fluttershy_dressed_up_as_a_taco_by_martoluna-d4ew0h6.png
>>19191
>tfw you've never had a child before, but when you finally get one, you're pretty sure (s)he'll be the Anti-Christ
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19193
19198
1498488444797.png
>>19191
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19194
19197 19216
>>19192
If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19195
19199
>>19182
That would be unnecessarily discriminatory
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19196
>>19158
>>19157
At least we all know horses are white.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19197
19202 19204
>>19194
>>19192
im pretty sure i would have to slay them if they were that.
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19198
19204 19209
>>19192
No real question
Centataur or minotaur?
>>19193
Torc and Norfilly head to the forest
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19199
19204
>>19192
(S)he well probably be good. Just remember leftists will always label redpilled children as the Anti-Christ.

>>19195
lol
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19200
19201
>>19190
>Remove Disease
It just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19201
>>19200
Any restrictions on what diseases can be given?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19202
19203 19204
>>19197
>Implying you wouldn't get 1-hit K.O'd
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19203
19204 19205 19208
>>19202
nah id roll a 20
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19204
19209
>>19198
I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria

>>19197
Thank you Inferius

>>19199
Have you seen the parents?

>>19202
Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart

>>19203
This
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19205
19206 19207
>>19203
>you
>roll 20
And tracy will leave my haggis alone
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19206
>>19205
Sadly though, also this
dt2xA
?
No.19207
19210 19211
[1d20 = 15]
>>19205
slap torc in the nuts
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19208
>>19203
You's roll a 1, and it would be hilarious.
Anonymous
iirvJ
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No.19209
19218
>>19198
"TWIGS!!!!"

>>19204
Not sure, don't think so.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19210
19212
stab me.jpg
>>19207
Don't start this shit again.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19211
>>19207
OH NOW YOU HAVE A HIGH ROLL
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19212
19213
>>19210
its just a cup check m9
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19213
19217
>>19212
*gay bathhouse intensifies*
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19214
19218
>can we also make new nuts because me browser is starting to be mean to me
dt2xA
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No.19215
19217
[1d20 = 6]
cup check on trump.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19216
19227
>>19194
Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19217
>>19215
I have an AC of seven Gorrillion (30), so I pass

>>19213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19218
19219
>>19209
Torc smiles while fighting off diabetus
"So little one, I've never heard you mention your name. What is it?"
>>19214
This


Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19219
19225
>>19218
>looks down, says in a low voice
"D-don't remember..."
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19225
>>19219
>Torc's heart shatters
"Oh, thats okay. I understand""
"What did your farmer call you?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19226
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/19224.html
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19227
19230
>>19216
If that looked like the best future for him/her.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19230
19233
>>19227
Lol, you ain't got fully custody
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19231
19241
>>19222
Wat.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19233
19234
>>19230
Decisions must be made together.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19234
>>19233
In a married couple
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.19240
19242 19243 19250 19253
>>19238
>>19222
"Grounded for 2 weeks!"
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19241
19243 19245
>>19231
But I assume this would be more fitting
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19242
>>19240
I will behave....
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19243
19250 19253
>>19240
I have to agree with this
>>19241
Appropriate, if unsubtle
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19245
>>19241
>glad the link wasn't posted
>dodget being grounded for two more weeks
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19250
1501441955213-4.png
>>19240
>>19243
Cleaned thread to restore the sugar..
>Soros made me post those
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19253
1491311402185.png
>>19240
>>19243
"Hug?"