/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>19131
Uh, who's Dionysus?

>>19134
Pardon me, I meant to say Diogenes

>>19128
Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.

>>19135
I don't remember that

>>19137
I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone

>>19126
>>19128
>>19131
The timeline I think makes most sense is:

4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to the gay bathhouse while Trumpaladin goes and talks to the Unicorn

Now is the start of the new day?

>>19140
Uh,... that sounds about right
somehow suspecting I'm going to regret saying that

>>19140
Well fuck...
I wish I knew how much time passed by during and between each session...

>tracy hanging from a chain
Whut?

>>19143
Um... That date didn't go very well

>>19142
Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.

>>19146
At what point could Tracy do this >>19142
I had intended for her to visit her daily.

>>19146
can i get the demographics of port barry while your at it?

>>18847
I figured I needed a Feat for that. Could Tracy ask Lenos?

>>19148
That's something a Nazi Cleric would certainly be concerned with.

>>19147
Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148
Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.

>>19151
Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.

>>19146
I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.

>>19147
Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"

>>19151
Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now

>>19148
100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population

>>19152
Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"

>>19153
you dont know if theyre all eurofags

>>19153
>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there
I didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.

>>19154
It's a fantasy setting. Of course they are all white

>>19156
Do non-humans count as white?

>>19152
Always, but nocturnally.
>>19153
I'll be getting to that.
>>19157
I'm going to say,... what's that over there?
>pointing
GM runs away

>>19156
>>19151
what are the crime stats aswell, because i want to lower it to at least under 5%

>>19154
"Infernius, can you bless a hand gernade for me?"

>>19160
"yes my son."

>>19155
Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.

>>19157
Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.

>>19159
I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck

>>19160
Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.

>>19162
"am i a person Thrackerzod!?"

>>19162
>HHGoA
I fuggin' knew it
>free time
When I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread
>facepalm

>>19163
>Thrackerzod
wut

>>19165
That never gets old

>>19163
Oh yeah. You are a person Inferius, and a very valued one. Equestrian ponies are as well, although normal horses are not.
>Word filter
Kek. Don't underestimate the full extend of Mod power

>>19166
This.

>>19162
"Thank you sir"
>summons explosions

Is it story time?

>>19169
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'm here to talk to you about Diabeedus

>>19169
thanks that just put me over the sugar limit for the day.

>>19173
>Checks blood sugar
I think you just gave it to me

>>19173
"It's a disease you can get from eating too much candy. Be sure to keep a balanced diet."

>>19171
>>19170
>>19173
i cast cure diabetes on everyone.>>19174

>>19175
>Telling the filly to stop eating so much damned candy
Top fucking Kek!

>>19176
Thank you

>>19174
>>19175
>implying candy is bad for you
>why do I feel you are lying now

>>19176
lol

>>19178
that reminds me i go and feed my pupper

>>19173
"I...
Need...
Insulin..."
"Wanna go stick collecting?"

>>19178
Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*

>>19182
THIS

>>19176
Can Clerics cure chronic illnesses?

>>19184
And paladins

>>19182
>wanting less sugar
The diabeetus is worth it.

>>19180
"YES! Lets find sticks, I only got one at the moment"

>>19181
"Okay.... I will eat dinner too..."

>>19186
Oh, I thought that was just infectious plagues.

>>19188
Torc chuckles as he pets the smol hoers
"Alright, lets go"

>>19191
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee"

>>19192
If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.

>>19182
That would be unnecessarily discriminatory

>>19158
>>19157
At least we all know horses are white.

>>19194
>>19192
im pretty sure i would have to slay them if they were that.

>>19192
No real question
Centataur or minotaur?
>>19193
Torc and Norfilly head to the forest

>>19192
(S)he well probably be good. Just remember leftists will always label redpilled children as the Anti-Christ.

>>19195
lol

>>19190
>Remove Disease
It just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)

>>19200
Any restrictions on what diseases can be given?

>>19202
nah id roll a 20

>>19198
I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria

>>19197
Thank you Inferius

>>19199
Have you seen the parents?

>>19202
Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart

>>19203
This

>>19203
>you
>roll 20
And tracy will leave my haggis alone

>>19205
Sadly though, also this

[1d20 = 15]
>>19205
slap torc in the nuts

>>19203
You's roll a 1, and it would be hilarious.

>>19198
"TWIGS!!!!"

>>19204
Not sure, don't think so.

>>19207
Don't start this shit again.

>>19207
OH NOW YOU HAVE A HIGH ROLL

>>19210
its just a cup check m9

[1d20 = 6]
cup check on trump.

>>19194
Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?

>>19215
I have an AC of seven Gorrillion (30), so I pass

>>19213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI

>>19209
Torc smiles while fighting off diabetus
"So little one, I've never heard you mention your name. What is it?"
>>19214
This

>>19218
>looks down, says in a low voice
"D-don't remember..."

>>19219
>Torc's heart shatters
"Oh, thats okay. I understand""
"What did your farmer call you?"

>>19216
If that looked like the best future for him/her.

>>19227
Lol, you ain't got fully custody

>>19222
Wat.

>>19230
Decisions must be made together.

>>19233
In a married couple

>>19238
>>19222
"Grounded for 2 weeks!"

>>19231
But I assume this would be more fitting

>>19240
I will behave....

>>19240
I have to agree with this
>>19241
Appropriate, if unsubtle

>>19240
>>19243
Cleaned thread to restore the sugar..
>Soros made me post those

>>19240
>>19243
"Hug?"