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Murderous Nuts
Y/8M5
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No.18071
18074 18077
Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
942 replies and 58 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.19031
>>19027
>'Fuck you, Thez!'
Is what she would say, if she knew.
Anonymous
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No.19032
19035
>>19027
*drops pants*
*extends hand to thez*
Anonymous
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No.19033
19034
>>19030
Presumably until the Unicorn is within sight, or he is within sight of the unicorn
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19034
19036
>>19033
As Trump continues north, he sees a large and serene tree, not like the one that hid the jew hoard. As he approaches he notices the grass is long and undisturbed, flowing in the breeze. As he glances at it, a voice calls from behind the tree. "Who,... who goes there?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19035
19037
>>19032
Thez takes his hand (suddenly realizing that she's totally naked and without wings to cover herself, but still bespeckled with gems, decides its far too late for modesty) and leads him forward.
Anonymous
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No.19036
19038
>>19034
"Hello" He calls out, trying to sound friendly
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump, Trumpaladin"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.19037
>>19035
>implying the wings ever did anything but draw attention to her nakedness
Silly Thez.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19038
19039 19042
>>19036
"You are not known to me,... but I can sense that you are not evil either."
And a fair-skinned/furred Unicorn peeks out from behind the large tree.
Anonymous
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No.19039
19040 19041 19042
>>19038
>fair-skinned/furred
Which is it?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19040
19042
>>19039
Actually, I don't want to hear the answer...
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19041
>>19039
Yes
hxVLC
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No.19042
19043 19045
>>19038
Trumpaladin extends out a hand to see if he will meet her, but generally shows that he means no harm

"I sort of know you. From a distance. I saw you in korak's ship, and sought to try to free you that night. That didn't go so well. He's dead anyways, we killed him. You need not fear him ever again.

What is your name, and where do you come from?"

>>19039
Kek

>>19040
I like fair hair and dark skin, which unfortunately does not exist in nature
\r
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19043
19046
>>19042
"For that you have my thanks. What brings you to this hallowed grove?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19044
19046
She extends a hoof reluctantly, but decisively.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19045
19048
lipizzan-horse-1.jpg
>>19042
>fair hair and dark skin
You're thinking of a Lipizzaner: they're dark gray underneath (don't tell Aryanne I told you).
Anonymous
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No.19046
>>19043
>>19044
Trumpaladin gladly accepts

"I wanted to speak to you. I am here with a party of people, who, like myself, did not start on this world. I like them, but I felt I needed more contact. I am well known among the people of the town, but they expect much of me. Have a certain idea of me - not bad, but I don't want to maintain that appearance now. I saw you and recognized you as an Equestrian. I knew Equestrians in my past life, always got along with them. I know of only one here, and well, let's not talk about her. I wanted to seek out you. See if maybe we don't have something in common"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19047
19049
"I have come to be called Slovenia, but that is not my name..."
The rest is something only for those in the grove.
Anonymous
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No.19048
>>19045
Perfect
Anonymous
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No.19049
19051
>>19047
Eek!
Anonymous
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No.19050
19053 19056
Can Kefka's mummified hands be made into items?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hand_of_the_Mage
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19051
19052 19053 19065
>>19049
Stahp, its not like with Trollestia, I just don't have any energy. This has been exhausting. @_@
Anonymous
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No.19052
19054 19056
>>19051
Thanks, GM. You work hard.
Anonymous
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No.19053
19055 19056
>>19050
The problem is, he's not an elf

>>19051
Kek, sorry. I should have played out what I wanted to say with Thez, but she was doing other things
Anonymous
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No.19054
>>19052
this thanks man
Anonymous
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No.19055
>>19053
Definitely doing that RP with Thez or Inferius or both though
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19056
19057 19058 19072
>>19052
You all make it worthwhile
>>19050
Yes
>>19053
All in good time

As those who are want venture to the new bath house, they are immediately struck by a sign, with fresh, gleaming paint. Lenos walks way from the doorway. "You're welcome," he says.
Emblazoned across the doorway is the unmistakable phrase:
"NO HOMO"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19057
>>19056
'You acquired mummified hands!' (cue zelda chest music)
Anonymous
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No.19058
19059 19060
>>19056
"thanks lennos"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19059
>>19058
This
"Thanks, Lenos."
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19060
19061 19062
>>19058
"You owe me," he calls, venturing up to the tower interface, to watch whatever happens.
And with that, GM wanders away (not far, I'm NEVER far)
Anonymous
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No.19061
>>19060
Goodnight.
Anonymous
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No.19062
19063 19072
>>19060
It's been a long day. Great Job. I got a little fucked up emotionally at some point during it all, but that happens.

Goodnight!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19063
>>19062
Thats kind of the idea. One has to dig at their scars in order to clean them out and properly dress them. ^_~
Anonymous
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No.19065
19066
>>19051
>its not like with Trollestia
What do you mean? I'm sorry, I was just confused by that line
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19066
19067 19068
>>19065
Sorry, I mistook your meaning. I thought that you interpreted my 'leaving the proceedings open to the imagination' (not in a lewd sense, but in an endearing and sincere-but-otherwise candid sense) as something that might parallel what happened with Trollestia and Torcuil, or you for that matter.
Anonymous
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No.19067
19068
>>19066
inis's faggot wisehes you faggots a goodnight.
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No.19068
19069
>>19066
Kek, I'll fill in what would have happened for you: Trumpaladin asks Slovenia much about herself, but really, tries to spend the night talking to her the way girls talk to other girls. That is to say, he uses her mostly as a wall against which to throw his negative emotions and his dis-contentedness, maybe trying to seek sympathy or company with her in that regard. Basically, he tries to make her a confidant, possibly taking advantage of how she's sort of a captive audience.

He eventually falls asleep there in the meadow, partly because he doesn't want to go back, partly because he's too tired, and mostly because he doesn't know the way back.

I was eaking at the implication that she gave him her real name
>>19066
>>19067
Good night faggots.
\r
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19069
19070
>>19068
>wanting people to watch him be cute
Faggot
>real name
Maybe she did, only Trump knows. ^_~
Anonymous
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No.19070
19073 19092
>>19069
Okay seriously, why is Tracy creditted as killing the Tarrasque? Under the order she had already gone that round, when she threw the grenades and blew her hoof up. When Nordfilly cast determination, it was the last move of that round. The next move would have been mine and the Tarrrasque's, with Thez and Trollestia moving before Tracy
Anonymous
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No.19072
>>19056
>The no homo bathouse
Guess germanon can't call us gay now
>>19062
I know what you mean
Imagine my suprise when I came back after an hour wondering what the hell had happened when I was gone, and I found out my "McDonalds brand recreational thumb nukes©™®" had worked
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19073
19091
>>19070
Because there is a subtle lesson I'm trying to convey
Anonymous
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No.19075
19076
What's my character's initiative bonus in her nightmare form?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19076
19077
>>19075
With the exception of the Dog, I haven't been applying initiative bonuses.
Anonymous
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No.19077
19078
>>19076
Okay.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19078
19079 19091
>>19077
Here's the thing. Binging on those "how to be a great PC/GM" has brought a few things to mind, and while I appreciate MUCH of the insight that is presented in those videos, it also highlights one of my issues with tabletop games in general, and why I set out to craft this Game in the first place.
For one, while the rules are most useful in maintaining a degree of cohesion to the "game engine", outside of having a computer to verify that each and every rule is followed, including every modifier and attribute, there are points where it all becomes 'too much', especially with regard to the flow of the game. There are all sorts of (too many?) little tweaks that can be applied that change the gameplay dramatically, but without improving the quality.
Take this example, if anyone had taken the Improved Initiative feat (and I had applied it) that could have changed the order of activity for the whole fight. This would have lead to an entirely different process, but in order to appreciably allow for that I would have to make certain that every player knew about "Improved Initiative", as well as the whole slough of feats and modifiers, and skills, and what have you. That level of investigation or dissemination might be fun or viable to players who have little or nothing to do with their free time than read through the books countless times (which I've done and I STILL miss shit all over the place), but since everyone here has better things to do (mostly Xp), I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt. I mean, I didn't even bother to precisely calculate most character's modified AC, simply because the dice are more than able to indicate the rough probability of success, within a reasonable margin of error.

Anonymous
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No.19079
19080 19091
>>19078
>I prefer to just play the frickin' game and creatively ad-lib when in doubt.
This is really the most fun way. Rulecucking The Game too rigidly might also discourage other players from joining. As long as I can still keep doing cool stuff, I'm satisfied.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19080
19081 19095
>>19079
Likewise. Any time I've joined a new group, the GM has insisted I spend 2-3 hours spelling out every detail of a character, when the gross majority of those details never even come into play (including HP, skills, etc.). Fuck that shit. I mean yesterday I was particular about setup and preparation (both cuz I was multi-tasking and cuz otherwise it would have been a slaughter; imagine if the party had walked in in a group and just attacked the Dog!) but that was an exceptional case.
Anonymous
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No.19081
19083
>>19080
Yeah. New players don't normally have an Archmage and a Tarrasque as their very first enemies.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19082
19083
Can I advance the augmentation of Tracy's alternate form? She ate like 1/4
of Soros last night.

Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19083
19084
>>19081
Certainly not, but that gives me reason (not that I needed it) to open up all sorts of inter-city/inter-state commerce which was being stifled by the Emperor's presence.
>>19082
No, in fact, I was going to have Sothelehren (the gold-lady) remove the existing Soros-essence from Tracy upon their departure. I didn't, but I'm still strongly considering it. Xp
Anonymous
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No.19084
>>19083
Okay..
Anonymous
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No.19085
19086
Whatever happened to that Football anyway?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19086
19087
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>>19085
I had intended it to become the official game-ball of the Denver Bronco's, with the lingering threat of it being used by nefarious forces to bring back the Dog at some point.
Whoops, I've said too much!
Anonymous
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No.19087
19088
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>>19086
I kind of wanted to make some cool armor out of its carapace and scrape the body for mutagens, but an official ball is good too.
Before she loses her Ebil powers, can Tracy begin mutating other horses for her Assassin cult?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19088
19089
For sake of progress and narrative, I will say this:
Since the game world existed before the PCs began their participation, there was naturally a variety of agendas and factions operating entirely independent of the PCs activities. NOW, the PCs have become among the most critical aspect of the entire world, having slain the grand tyrant and the horrible and oppressive regime he had enacted on the world. There are still factions and all, but suddenly (from the outside perspective) there is a new "game" in "town", and the existing story/narrative is vastly less significant and central to the story. Simply put, I apologize that the story has been so linear from this point, and my efforts will now be focused on allowing the PCs the ability to entirely direct the focus and direction of both the party, the Port (as well as the communities they interact with), whether through individual or group exploration.
>>19087
I didn't say I'm going to yet, I'm just holding it over your head should she use her abilities to malign the party further. Xp
Anonymous
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No.19089
19092
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>>19088
Can she start the indoctrination/mutations though? Maybe add some Fiendish templates to some local equines?
It's also nice to get some individual exploration. Now I don't need to be as sneaky with her edginess.
Anonymous
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No.19090
19093
That's why I asked if the removal of any and all outsider presence meant any and all. It seemed to me that, well, all traces of outsider would be removed if Thez lost the demonic elements that in part defined her
Anonymous
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No.19091
19093
>>19079
>>19078
>>19073
When there are story/character consequences, I prefer strict rules of procedure to be followed to ensure fairness
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19092
19094 19097 19130
>>19089
There's a few things you'll need to specify before I give my answer. I know in a meta sense, you want(ed) Tracy to be able to rank in Assassin, but what - that aside - is the purpose of the Assassin's guild? Does it have a name other than "Assassin's Guild"? Does it have a market, patrons, and clients? I know that those are largely questions for ME to answer, but I'd like you to put some thought into it, as it will better enable you to interact around and shape dialogue, agenda, and pursuit. Additionally, are you seriously planning on filling the ranks of the Assassins exclusively with hoers?
>>19070
Sorry, that was a lazy answer. The reason is several-fold. For one, the citizens were already cheering Trump's name and cheering for Football. They watched Trump stand against the Dog and endure a brutal onslaught, and there was no question in their minds that Trump was a/the hero. This is WHY they cheered for him. At the same time, Tracy was the one who emerged from the Dog, covered in blood and carrying one of her comrades, and it was Thez after all who made the declaration. Thez was out cold at the time, so she couldn't have rightly known. Furthermore, I had offered that killing the Nerd (and Dog) would allow Tracy to establish an Assassin's guild, and I also said for it to be a spectacle. Since Thez saw that Tracy is not much of a talker, she decided to nudge Tracy in that direction to ensure that her (Tracy's) designs came to fruition. Stories will be told, and sung, and cheered about the magnificent Trump and how he grew to enormous size to fight the beast, and also whispers and rumors will grow about the vicious pony who claimed the head of the nerd and ultimately felled the Dog literally from the inside. There is still a subtle concept (perhaps 'lesson' was a bit pretentious, it was a wake-up, roll over, check phone reply) I am alluding to, and since I spent the previous day wall-of-texting a dialogue that was SUPPOSED to occur after the Dog died (and with/from an entirely different entity, the whole encounter with which was scrapped) I am rewriting the opportunity to express.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19093
19096
>>19090
In Thez' case, she was 1/2 devil and fully integrated as such. In Tracy's case, it is more of a latent thing that flares up from time to time. I plan to make that a regrettable consequence in future entanglements.
>>19091
Understood, and I am not simply throwing out the rules, but I was trying to be accommodating especially to Tay and Norf, who I didn't want to be burdened with consequences 'cuz they haven't had the time or the opportunity to bathe in the massive amount of rules and designs.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19094
19098
>>19092
You said that you wrote but lost the Kefka's speech, and should substitute the final fantasy or whatever that was speech it's stead. So am I to take it that Kefka issues a philosophical challenge against the concept of good itself with his final words, talking about how "destruction" is the only thing of meaning?
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19095
19098
>>19080
Well you are doing great GM.
I'm just glad we have this game
Anonymous
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No.19096
19098 19105
>>19093
>latent
But it isn't. She goes ethereal at will
Anonymous
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No.19097
19100 19101 19104 19111
>>19092
>Incoming autistic splerge for GM:
I thought of it sort of like an underground, cult-ish, equine-supremacist society, made largely of awakened horses mutated by monster blood. Tracy wouldn't consciously start it out as an organization, but more of as a latent circle of fear in horse society centered around the looming terror of the mysterious pale horse. Horses closet to her could be mutated into creatures capable of performing basic missions. The purpose of the "herd" itself would mostly be for Tracy's enjoyment, and the looming thought that her foal could be growing up in a world without other sapient ponies. I was hoping to gradually mutate and augment normal horses into potential allies with the Awakened Horse template I based Tracy's design off of, gradually growing more sapient and more monstrous through dark magic and consumption of monster essence. Only equines that Tracy considers to be useful would be augmented. The deal with Tracy is that she can speak to horses while most other characters can't, meaning that she could be semi-well-known among equines as a symbol of fear, but still keep her operations secret: because of this, she could extract basic information from horses or even exploit then into doing simple tasks. Since horses are essentially slaves in this society, Tracy could use her money from bounties to buy other horses and """"free"""" them, potentially indoctrinating and/or mutating them as her lackeys.
As for the actual assassins guild, it would mostly be centered around Tracy's personal bounties, and later around those who came to respect/fear her. NPCs of any variety could be hired if a venue were opened, but I'd rather the venue itself be a secret hide-out a way's distance from Port Barry. It could even start out as just a horse's skull on a stake, that hateful "clients" would leave descriptions of targets that they want killed, along with an "offering" of sorts, to be smited by the Ghost Horse.
>tl;dr I want to keep having Tracy killing both assassination targets and monsters to gain both new powers, wealth ,and lackeys by mutating other horses into monsters, until she herself becomes a supernatural symbol of terror among all races, but especially equines. The lackeys themselves wouldn't necessarily be Assassins, but they'd all be her bitches.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19098
19099
>>19094
Precisely. The spiel was going to be a paraphrasing of that dialogue, except involving references to Kefka and Thez' past interactions. I'll fill those bits in before too long
>>19095
https://youtu.be/32Gvs81E7CE
Kidding, I appreciate you saying that, and I'm going to spend as much time as possible developing my ability
>>19096
"Has previously" gone ethereal at will ^_~
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19099
19102
>>19098
Ah yes, I just remebered something I wanted to do
Are there any mirror makers in town?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19100
>>19097
Think of it a bit like a werewolf cult.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19101
19103
>>19097
Good to know, but as far as mutating other hoers, request denied. I can however integrate more awakened hoers, as an element to the story that hoomans are unaware of cuz they don't speak hoers. Hoers are highly intelligent animals, so it stands to reason that there could be hoers of exceptional intelligence that hoomans (especially basic hoomans) are oblivious to. "This one's a rowdy one that don't take to riders" as an example.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19102
19113
>>19099
Ben would be the guy to speak to, since mirrors were more commonly made of a sheet of polished silver or other metal, sometimes with a sheet of glass overlaid.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19103
19107
>>19101
Wait, will there still be distinction between horses and sapient ponies though?
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19104
19106 19107
>>19097
>Supernatural symbol of terror among all races
Do you want to get smote? Because that's how you get smote
Horses aren't people, and neither are soccer players and criminals, hint hint
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19105
19108
>>19096
Unrelated, but for the purpose of ambiguously (again, not lewd) concluding last night's interactions, I was assuming that Trump would wake up at the base of the tree with Slovenia sleeping peacefully beside him, her head on his leg like a pillow (and his leg probably numb from it, for comedic purposes).
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19106
19108
>>19104
He can't smite what he doesn't know about. I can figure out ways keep things secret.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19107
19108
>>19103
Not that anyone other than Tracy can determine for the time being. Think of it as a scavenger hunt for 'proper' hoerses.
>>19104
>soccer players and criminals
Oh just you wait. The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests. ^_^
Anonymous
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No.19108
>>19106
>symbol
>secret
Pick one. Being a symbol is the opposite of secret.

>>19105
I hadn't expected her to be that physically close, but if she is, that's super cute

>>19107
>The slaying of the Emperor and his pet will embolden and excite all KINDS of differing personalities and interests.
REEEEEEEEE! That's MY power vacuum
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19109
19110
The way I see the story developing, specifically centered around the dichotomy of Trump and Tracy is parallel to that which develops in the later/ending part of the Naruto franchise, where Naruto is the upstanding righteous and exalted hero, while Sasuke becomes the fearsome, semi-reclusive, and generally vengeful figure.
That's the idea anyway.
Anonymous
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No.19110
>>19109
Sounds optimistic
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19111
19112 19114
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>>19097
Actually, for that purpose. Tracy takes both Ponimaru and Copper's skulls and mounts two Nithings (a vengeful, Germanic pagan curse that cause serious illness or even death upon a household) in both the forest around Port Barry and the crossroads north of Pip village.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19112
19114
>>19111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nithing_pole
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19113
19115 19118 19119
>>19102
"Trump, you wanted to space, right?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19114
19117
>>19111
>>19112
How,... lovely?
This kind of gives me an idea though (non-game)
Anonymous
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No.19115
19121
>>19113
"Indeed, though at the moment I'm content with the opportunities here"
Anonymous
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No.19116
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>>19027
>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days
This line makes me sad
Anonymous
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No.19117
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>>19114
I still want to keep operations as secretive as possible. Could disguise herself and spread a rumor around the area that the Nithing Poles are cursed by a wicked spirit to reign death upon whoever's name is left with an offering?
Tay
KtwdI
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No.19118
19121
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>>19113
"Did someone say space?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19119
>>19113
"On second thought, probably best off keeping that to yourself, at least for now"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19120
19123 19128
>>19027
>And she's lonely. Her friend has not come to see her in days.
Wait, wat?
I thought it was only like ~20-ish hours since the fight with Korak. My intention was to have her go visit her as soon as The Game accommodated (I was planning on doing that today, actually) and then meet her on a regular basis.
How much time has actually passed in-game?
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19121
19122 19123 19133
>>19115
>>19118
"Yep, let me go talk to ben"
Torc requests a dish shaped mirror with a radius of about 1.5 inches and a mirror at a 45 degree angle
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.19122
>>19121
"ask him if belt done"
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19123
19124 19127 19128
>>19120
I'm confused on this point also. On the one hand, it seems like the fight took place one day after the incident with Korak, but there was also that catastrophic pair of dates and another fight between party members, besides the night where Tay and Nordfilly were introduced, so... Maybe three nights have elapsed around like 52 hours? I don't know, time is weird

>>19121
>wonders how long until we'll have Gloriana Class Battleships
Anonymous
+ZiNI
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No.19124
19125 19128
>>19123
Yeah, but wasn't thart really just cinematic? If I knew there was actual time to be used, I wouldn't have wasted it horsing around.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.19125
19126
>>19124
We both kept asking for it, but GM said like 5+ times "no, time is not stalled"
Anonymous
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No.19126
19140
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>>19125
Well fug
Anonymous
MuWa7
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No.19127
19128
>>19123
>it'll be awhile, first we gotta have a telscope so we know where we can go
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.19128
19129 19137 19140
>>19120
Well, with all the date night, meta prep, blood-bath and other shit I would estimate at least 2-3 days passed.
>>19123
This
>>19124
>not horsing around
Lies Xp
>>19127
Is that what the mirror is for? Does Torcuil even know what a telescope is?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19129
19131
>>19128
Why the hell does everyone think he is from the past?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19130
1500003110776.jpg
>>19092
>tfw you dont get any glory because of the fucking dice
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19131
19132 19134 19140
>>19129
... because you never said otherwise iirc, and you compared him to Merlin, and also agreed to the comparison with Dionysus.
As far as the timeframe is concerned, realize that doing anything takes time. Just venturing from the tower to talk to Ben realistically takes a couple hours round-trip, or going to restock potions, or filling a broom-closet with knives, or venturing to sekret lairs,.... Just moving the tower from the big tree back to the stadium would have taken some time.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19132
19133
>>19131
hes from 2100
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19133
>>19132
Fug. I missed that bit
>>19121
"I'm not sure what you're getting at, and it will take me some time, but I think I can arrange that."
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19134
19135 19136
>>19131
Uh, who's Dionysus?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19135
19136 19138
>>19134
Pardon me, I meant to say Diogenes
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19136
>>19135
>>19134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A3IlRATIsI
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19137
19139
>>19128
Well fug me then.
Tracy rinses the blood off of herself and immediately trots off to visit the new friend that she so graciously abandoned in the forest.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19138
>>19135
I don't remember that
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19139
>>19137
I'll grant that what Tracy did that night was never specified, but she would not find her alone
Timeline?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19140
19141 19142
>>19126
>>19128
>>19131
The timeline I think makes most sense is:

4:00 PM (Saturday?): Korak arrives, captures Tracy, group fights him
5:00 PM: Tracy and Trumpaladin go with Korak into town for Revelry
11:00 PM, revelry ends, Trump and Tracy go fuck
11:00 PM - 1 AM, Tourcil shows up, breaks into the ship, and kills people
1 AM - 5:00 AM: Tracy goes to find the treasure, and returns
5:00 AM to 7ish: Trump talks down the pirates then goes to try to get the unicorn or a sufficient sample, fails.
7 AM until 1 PM: Party spends retrieving maps, hiding in the etheral plane, waiting for a break in pirates, or trying to search stables. Tracy eventually catches a break, retrieves the unicorn.
1 PM to 2 PM: Tourcil finally comes out of hiding. A conversation erupts about how to handle Korak's more evil tendencies. Tracy talks to the Unicorn
2 PM to 5ish: Entire party retrieves Jew Treasure
5 PM to like 7 PM: Party fights Korak. Sad Alex arrives and saves the day. Extended fight with Korak. Wrestling between Trump and Tracy over the body
7 PM to 8: Kefka has arrived. Party goes to investigate
8-11 PM: Party says "lol no, I don't want to die right now," and leaves Kefka alone. Tourcil decides to take Troll on a date, and Trump does the same with Tracy. This ends catastrophically with Tourcil forcibly raped and Tracy hanging from a chain.
11 PM -12AM Thez shows up and chews out the party
8 AM to like 5 PM: Party divides spoils of the Korak fight amongst themselves. Tourcil goes into town to retrieve charm potions. Tracy tries to make potions. Hopefully Trumpaladin retrieves DNA from pirates. Then the whole party gets in a massive fight amongst themselves with everyone participating. After that, Thez, Inferius, and Trumpaladin attempt some sort of "how do we fix this damned pony" session while Tourcil is salty. Kittens are spread everywhere.
5:00 PM: Tay and Nordfilly arrive upon a kitten and salt filled tower to find a party more or less tearing itself apart.
6:00 PM to 1 AM: Extended conversation with the new party members, while Nordfilly falls asleep, and Tracy eventually does the same. Bath of Blood.
7AM to 11AM: Party makes whatever preparations are necessary for the fight against Kefka, who has been playing fetch with his companion in the stadium for like 36 hours by now
11 AM to like 4PM: Party fights and kills Kefka, then the Tarrasque
4 PM to 5 or 6: Soros, and then the Golden Lady show up. That whole seen happens
6 PM: Party is freaking exhausted but welcomes back Thez. Most go to the gay bathhouse while Trumpaladin goes and talks to the Unicorn

Now is the start of the new day?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19141
>>19140
Uh,... that sounds about right
somehow suspecting I'm going to regret saying that
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19142
19146 19147
>>19140
Well fuck...
I wish I knew how much time passed by during and between each session...
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19143
19144 19145
>tracy hanging from a chain
Whut?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19144
19145
>>19143
Um... That date didn't go very well
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19145
>>19144
>>19143
>tracy failed her rape attempt
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19146
19147 19148 19153
>>19142
Considering all the sessions, time-skips, and activity, I'd say that the party has been in this world for around 4 months give-or-take. Fug, I'm gonna have to factor seasons and geographic temperature variances.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19147
19151 19153
>>19146
At what point could Tracy do this >>19142
I had intended for her to visit her daily.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19148
19150 19151 19153
>>19146
can i get the demographics of port barry while your at it?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19149
>>18847
I figured I needed a Feat for that. Could Tracy ask Lenos?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19150
>>19148
That's something a Nazi Cleric would certainly be concerned with.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19151
19152 19153 19159
>>19147
Unless she's in a full-on sprint (which would require a resting period), you're talking a several hour one-way trip. There would not have been time given all the other activities she was engaged in.
>>19148
Added to the to-do list, though just looking at the city map I can say its probably about 2-3k people, mostly fishing and tradespeople. I'll figure out their exact scope though.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19152
19153 19158
>>19151
Well, she'd do it as soon as she could: she still doesn't, personally, know if the jibberniggers are active in that area.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19153
19154 19155 19158
>>19146
I haven't gone through the full timeline, but that sounds like too much time. I estimate something more like 2 months.

>>19147
Well, she could have gone to do it midday "Monday" or after leaving the showers. She also could have done it after the Kefka fight, but that interrupts the established set of actions because at that time Slovenia is with Trumpaladin, so I'd prefer she either didn't see her at all on "Tuesday" and perhaps saw her the next morning (she'd meet Trumpaladin there too), or went early morning "Tuesday"

>>19151
Yeah, it's at least an hour to walk there each way. Also, I think Port Barry is going to have a higher population by now

>>19148
100% European Human and we are NOT going to even think about killing off a portion of the town's population

>>19152
Definitely filing this under "why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19154
19156 19160
>>19153
you dont know if theyre all eurofags
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19155
19162
>>19153
>why didn't you think of that before leaving her out there
I didn't think she'd be gone that long: I had planned to have her go back that evening and build her a temporary cuckshed.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19156
19157 19159
>>19154
It's a fantasy setting. Of course they are all white
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19157
19158 19162 19196
>>19156
Do non-humans count as white?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19158
19196
>>19152
Always, but nocturnally.
>>19153
I'll be getting to that.
>>19157
I'm going to say,... what's that over there?
>pointing
GM runs away
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19159
19162
>>19156
>>19151
what are the crime stats aswell, because i want to lower it to at least under 5%
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19160
19161 19162
>>19154
"Infernius, can you bless a hand gernade for me?"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19161
>>19160
"yes my son."
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19162
19163 19164 19168
>>19155
Well, I hate to say this, but like I said earlier you did ask GM like six times "all of this is free action with no time passing in the game right?" and six times he said "lol no, you're paying for every second." I joined with you at the time so don't feel bad.

>>19157
Non-humans are by definition not human. They are not people.

>>19159
I don't know, but if you want to be Judge Dread tracking down and killing criminals on the spot, Port Barry's Paladin wishes you luck

>>19160
Thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. There should be 7 grenades left, I think. Maybe 6.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19163
19165 19167
>>19162
"am i a person Thrackerzod!?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19164
>>19162
>HHGoA
I fuggin' knew it
>free time
When I say free time, I mean "nothing is coming at you" not "time is standing still"
>Judge Dread
>facepalm
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19165
19166
>>19163
>Thrackerzod
wut
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19166
19167
>>19165
That never gets old
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19167
>>19163
Oh yeah. You are a person Inferius, and a very valued one. Equestrian ponies are as well, although normal horses are not.
>Word filter
Kek. Don't underestimate the full extend of Mod power

>>19166
This.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19168
>>19162
"Thank you sir"
>summons explosions
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19169
19170 19172
1507151164290-0.gif
Is it story time?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19170
19173 19176
>>19169
I'm Wilford Brimley, and I'm here to talk to you about Diabeedus
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19171
19173 19176
a45.gif

Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19172
19173
>>19169
thanks that just put me over the sugar limit for the day.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19173
19174 19175 19176 19180
1493327381562.png
>>19170
>>19171
>>19172
>"What is Diabeedus?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19174
19178
>>19173
>Checks blood sugar
I think you just gave it to me
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19175
19177 19178
>>19173
"It's a disease you can get from eating too much candy. Be sure to keep a balanced diet."
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19176
19177 19178 19184
>>19171
>>19170
>>19173
i cast cure diabetes on everyone.>>19174

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19177
>>19175
>Telling the filly to stop eating so much damned candy
Top fucking Kek!

>>19176
Thank you
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19178
19179 19181
1351718229716.gif
>>19174
>>19175
>implying candy is bad for you
>why do I feel you are lying now

>>19176
lol
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19179
19189
>>19178
that reminds me i go and feed my pupper
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19180
19188
>>19173
"I...
Need...
Insulin..."
"Wanna go stick collecting?"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19181
19188
>>19178
Candy is good for the soul, but if you eat too much, it can make eating in general difficult.
*checks blood sugar*
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19182
19183 19185 19187 19195
1499355064139.gif
>tfw next thread is low sugar or insulin edition
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19183
>>19182
THIS
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19184
19186
>>19176
Can Clerics cure chronic illnesses?
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19185
>>19182
>low glucose nuts
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19186
19189 19190
>>19184
And paladins
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19187
>>19182
>wanting less sugar
The diabeetus is worth it.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19188
19191
>>19180
"YES! Lets find sticks, I only got one at the moment"

>>19181
"Okay.... I will eat dinner too..."

Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19189
>>19179
>>19186

Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19190
19200
>>19186
Oh, I thought that was just infectious plagues.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19191
19192 19193
>>19188
Torc chuckles as he pets the smol hoers
"Alright, lets go"
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19192
19194 19197 19198 19199
fluttershy_dressed_up_as_a_taco_by_martoluna-d4ew0h6.png
>>19191
>tfw you've never had a child before, but when you finally get one, you're pretty sure (s)he'll be the Anti-Christ
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19193
19198
1498488444797.png
>>19191
"Weeeeeeeeeeeee"
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19194
19197 19216
>>19192
If he or she were an anti-christ, rest assured that he/she would be a very famous and successful anti-christ and would not disappoint you.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19195
19199
>>19182
That would be unnecessarily discriminatory
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19196
>>19158
>>19157
At least we all know horses are white.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19197
19202 19204
>>19194
>>19192
im pretty sure i would have to slay them if they were that.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19198
19204 19209
>>19192
No real question
Centataur or minotaur?
>>19193
Torc and Norfilly head to the forest
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19199
19204
>>19192
(S)he well probably be good. Just remember leftists will always label redpilled children as the Anti-Christ.

>>19195
lol
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19200
19201
>>19190
>Remove Disease
It just says all diseases, no qualifiers except exceptional diseases (magical or w/e)
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19201
>>19200
Any restrictions on what diseases can be given?
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19202
19203 19204
>>19197
>Implying you wouldn't get 1-hit K.O'd
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19203
19204 19205 19208
>>19202
nah id roll a 20
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19204
19209
>>19198
I'd personally prefer straight up pony. I had this easy enough to add part of Trumpaladin's backstory where he had been lying about being born on (an alternative) Earth, and had actually come through a portal from Equestria

>>19197
Thank you Inferius

>>19199
Have you seen the parents?

>>19202
Hopefully the child is not Flurry heart

>>19203
This
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19205
19206 19207
>>19203
>you
>roll 20
And tracy will leave my haggis alone
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19206
>>19205
Sadly though, also this
dt2xA
?
No.19207
19210 19211
[1d20 = 15]
>>19205
slap torc in the nuts
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19208
>>19203
You's roll a 1, and it would be hilarious.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19209
19218
>>19198
"TWIGS!!!!"

>>19204
Not sure, don't think so.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19210
19212
stab me.jpg
>>19207
Don't start this shit again.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19211
>>19207
OH NOW YOU HAVE A HIGH ROLL
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.19212
19213
>>19210
its just a cup check m9
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19213
19217
>>19212
*gay bathhouse intensifies*
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19214
19218
>can we also make new nuts because me browser is starting to be mean to me
dt2xA
?
No.19215
19217
[1d20 = 6]
cup check on trump.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19216
19227
>>19194
Would the mother even allow the child to be trained to assume the roll of Interstellar Emperor?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19217
>>19215
I have an AC of seven Gorrillion (30), so I pass

>>19213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulPgWVC08KI
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19218
19219
>>19209
Torc smiles while fighting off diabetus
"So little one, I've never heard you mention your name. What is it?"
>>19214
This


Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19219
19225
>>19218
>looks down, says in a low voice
"D-don't remember..."
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.19225
>>19219
>Torc's heart shatters
"Oh, thats okay. I understand""
"What did your farmer call you?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.19226
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/19224.html
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19227
19230
>>19216
If that looked like the best future for him/her.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19230
19233
>>19227
Lol, you ain't got fully custody
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19231
19241
>>19222
Wat.
Anonymous
+ZiNI
?
No.19233
19234
>>19230
Decisions must be made together.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19234
>>19233
In a married couple
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.19240
19242 19243 19250 19253
>>19238
>>19222
"Grounded for 2 weeks!"
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19241
19243 19245
>>19231
But I assume this would be more fitting
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19242
>>19240
I will behave....
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.19243
19250 19253
>>19240
I have to agree with this
>>19241
Appropriate, if unsubtle
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19245
>>19241
>glad the link wasn't posted
>dodget being grounded for two more weeks
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19250
1501441955213-4.png
>>19240
>>19243
Cleaned thread to restore the sugar..
>Soros made me post those
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.19253
1491311402185.png
>>19240
>>19243
"Hug?"