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/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>>16612
"D'aww"
*Pets Pony*
You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures
"D'aww"
*Pets Pony*
You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures
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>>16619
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)
yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cucks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)
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>>16617
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes
'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now, nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes
>>16613
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
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>>16620
Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.
>>16621
I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.
>>16621
I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
>>16624
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
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>>16628
>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right side of history.'
>one step above communism
'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the right side of history.'
>>16634
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
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>>16630
German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.
>>16633
I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.
German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.
>>16633
I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.
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>>16637
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640
I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
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>>16647
good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.
good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.
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>>16651
Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...
Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...
>>16659
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another
A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another
>>16659
>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God to speak to Man
>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans
For a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed God to speak to Man
Claiming... Something
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'Nothing Will stop us!'
boop
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This will have consequences
>>16671
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"
Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick
"Youre right, we need to stop it"
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>>16684
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.
Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.
>>16685
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.
Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.
>>16691
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?
"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?
>>16693
Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.
Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.
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>>16692
>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?
>even if the user is a shit
..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?
She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.
>>16696
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing
Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing
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>>16697
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.
I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.
>>16704
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*
>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things
But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff
*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*
>>16703
Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things
But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff
>>16705
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
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>>16710
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.
>Please accept my apology.
Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheek
No problem.
>>16708
>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16709
I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16714
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
>>16719
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
>>16721
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
>>16722
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
>>16725
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
>>16725
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
>>16730
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
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>>16731
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
>>16737
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
>>16736
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
>>16738
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
>>16736
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
>>16752
You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753
>this is our Paladin
KEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755
Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
>>16757
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>does that mean...
It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>>16763
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.
This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
>>16771
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea
That's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess
Ugh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
>>16772
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
>>16775
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
>>16777
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16757
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
Wait
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
>>16786
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>Bees
I just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>>16788
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
Finally found the post >>15289 →
>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
>>16789
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3
Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you will find embarrassing.
>>16792
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>What flag even is that?
Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him, and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>>16793
You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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>>16792
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>a horse can't use that
This is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture... I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.
>>16794
I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...
The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
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>>16802
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
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>>16805
Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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>>16808
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions
NO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.
Okay.
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>>16809
I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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>>16824
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
>>16823
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
>>16826
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
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>>16841
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
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*wakes up*
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>>16854
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
>>16856
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
>>16857
You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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>>16859
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
>>16858
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
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>>16867
I'm feeling salty too
>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
I'm feeling salty too
>>16866
Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
>>16869
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
>>16870
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
>>16872
Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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>>16872
I need something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
I need something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
>>16809
I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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>>16869
Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.
Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
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>>16877
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html
You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.html
And the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.html
You did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisible
And you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
>>16878
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
>>16882
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
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>>16885
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
>>16887
>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) off
I didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all (this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>>16893
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
>>16895
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
>>16895
>combined
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>combined
I meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>>16896
Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
>>16899
Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
>>16901
can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
>>16902
>stop trying to troll in Game
I won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).
I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>stop trying to troll in Game
I won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).
I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>>16903
Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
>>16903
you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of that
admittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of that
admittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
>>16902
Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
>>16906
Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
>>16905
True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).
>>16904
>hiding potential waifus
Befriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?
I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).
>>16904
>hiding potential waifus
Befriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?
I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
>>16908
okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
>>16908
> to justify not harming your character
she's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
> to justify not harming your character
she's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
>>16909
>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?
Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.
>as a cauchemar. That's harmful
She was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.
>she got a sword drawn on her
I'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances
Yeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?
Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.
>as a cauchemar. That's harmful
She was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.
>she got a sword drawn on her
I'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
>>16892
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
>>16915
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
He said Giant Constrictor, so here you go:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Giant_Constrictor_Snake
>>16911
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>she could have just broken the shackles by transforming
Why would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mare
You have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrained
Just one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retarded
More retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing around
Rape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16922
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars
>potions
You really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16933
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
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>>16943
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
i gave you this one
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Cicada_Rabies_(3.5e_Disease)
i could have been a dick and gave you this https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Caster%27s_Headache_(3.5e_Disease)
>>16946
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
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>>16959
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
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*is English*
>>16968
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>implying you'd last one more minute without him
That snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16970
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.
WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
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>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16984
>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter
>>16990
May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three times
It's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
>>16993
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
[2d20 = 15]
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>16994
>tfw just as strong as you
Roll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996
You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17006
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
Excellent
>>17008
TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
>>17008
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
>>17008
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>don't you need a skill for that?
To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
[1d20 = 9]
>>17038
Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
>>17038
So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
>>17040
Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
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Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
>>17047
No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
>>17049
Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
>>17050
Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
>>17051
The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
>>17052
"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
>>17054
No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
>>17056
>Torc teleports back
"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
>Torc teleports back
"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
>>17060
"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.
We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.
Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.
But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.
Now please, help, or stand aside"
\r
"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.
We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.
Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.
But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.
Now please, help, or stand aside"
\r
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
>>17070
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
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>>17073
"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
>>17075
"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
>>17079
"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080
"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080
"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
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>>17091
"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
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>>17098
You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
>>17102
Technically, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
Technically, I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
>>17105
Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
[2d20 = 29]
>>17112
K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
>>17112
K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
Oh, so shackled
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*
>>17117
"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
>>17117
"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
>>17118
we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
>>17118
Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
>>17121
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
>>17131
"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
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"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
Trumpaladin tries to start
"Tracy..."
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
"Tracy..."
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17144
Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
>>17146
"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
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>>17151
"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
>>17154
"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it. Whatever THAT means."
"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it. Whatever THAT means."
>>17159
He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
>>17163
At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done
>>17166
Uh... does that help fix her brain?
>>17167
Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168
She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done
>>17166
Uh... does that help fix her brain?
>>17167
Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168
She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
>>17170
No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
>>17178
Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
>>17183
Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
>>17185
"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
>>17187
>mark of justice
You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
>mark of justice
You draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
>>17188
I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
>>17189
"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
>Yawn
>>17190
The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
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The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
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>>17193
Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
>>17194
"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
>>17194
"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
>>17195
"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
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>GM
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...
>>17160
It's appreciated.
>>17160
It's appreciated.
>>17209
Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
>>17210
Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
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>>17210
Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
"Tracy, I shall ask again
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17218
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
>Torc stops in the doorway
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
>>17220
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
>>17221
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
Oh well, carry on
>>17224
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
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>>17234
"... I'd do literally anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
"... I'd do literally anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
Where's Infernius? Did he 'fall asleep'' too?
>>17242
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
>>17243
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
>>17243
To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
"Tracy?"
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
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>>17238
>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be
"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
I'm too fucking tired to type out the touching story I had planned, so expect garbage.
>>17245
Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?
>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."
Who you want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?
>>17247
"No, not "meant to be."
Who you want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
>>17249
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
>>17254
"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
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"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
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>>17256
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."