Welcoming new players, and raping welcoming back the old ones, itt continuing the RP Game threads. It's largely classic D&D 3.5e, but only as a baseline of rules and details and such. With every session something gets tweaked, added, pissed on, or thrown out the fucking window. We're right now introducing a new character, so anyone interested is welcome to follow along.
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>turns Mr. Snek into my familier
>>16608ok i see it now my browser had an update i missed.
*Extends hand outward to see if a pony wants to be petted*
>>16611[Accepting pony noises]
>>16610Ayyy
>>16608What would a familier do for Torc?
>>16612"D'aww"
*Pets Pony*
You know that ponies get "charm person" as an at will spell as a racial feature, activated by posting cute pony pictures
>>16610>>16608i just realised that the flag of scotland looks like a jew version of the confederate flag
>>16615why are there monuments to the red army in berlin?
>>16615>jewREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16617i dont live in or near berlin, are there?
>>16619yea theyre maintaind by the german goverment your tax money gooes to that.
>top cuckshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_War_Memorial_(Tiergarten)
>>16617'To honor the glory of the great forces that brought us here, young goyim. The Crimson legions brought Europe one step closer to the ultimate syndicate: now,
nothing can stop us.;
I'm glad I saved all of these Schulz memes
>>16613Familiars have 1/2 their master's hp
Use master's base attack bonus, saving throws, improved natural armor, hooman intelligence, master gains alertness feat, Improved Evasion bonus for familiar, spell sharing (?!), Empathic link,... lots of shit by the looks of it.
>>16622Sick. This will be nice.
"Hi Mr. Snek"
>spell sharingThis will be amazing
>>16625I'm pretty sure he requested specifically the opposite of that
>>16620Shameful, hopefully we can destroy these soon along with the ones responsible for erecting them. This is why you never led other people build memorials on your territory.
>>16621I remember this quote. Luckyly, i never voted for this party. Schulz and his asswipes are only one step above communism.
>>16624There's no listing for duration on snake form for the staff, so its up to you when or if it changes back (except, it goes auto-staff if over 100' away)
>>16628why hasnt the NSDAP been reformed yet?
>>16629Changes back when I grab snek by tip of tail
>>16631Its at will, so if that's how you prefer.
>>16628>one step above communism'And there are many more steps to be taken, young goyim. The Democratic Party of Germany will make Europe Great Again, and we shall make it greater than it has ever been before! Join us, goyim: do you fight for the
right side of history.'
>>16632Thats works
No one is getting the staff refernce, KEK
>>16634It's like that part in the Book of Exodus right? That was made into a movie with Charlton Heston?
>>16635The serpent in that story which Moses commands is the dragon of chaos. There is a great deal more symbolism to the story than is readily recognized. For more on that, see Jordan Peterson.
>>16636Oh get fucked, I knew where you were going from the start. Xp
>>16637Is my character in the story yet?
>dragon of chaos
Its for that reason that Moses is amongst the most effective and righteous of prophets. While St. George (and others) chose to slay the dragon, by his faith Moses partnered with the dragon.
>>16630German Politics are very slow and people dont like change. They usually only vote for the people they know. the general participation in elections is lackluster, usually less than 60%. Most people who do vote are old and only really care about pensions. There is a defacto natsoc party, but i do suspect them to be controlled oppostion. There is also a communist party, but they are barely faring any better in elections. Germany has kind of a 2 party system, but I'd lie if i said the general course of politics is subject to much change regardless of who is actually in power. Even if the AFD was to take over Germany tomorrow i have my doubts that they would change all that much.
>>16633I would not roleplay as Martin Schulz if i would be getting paid to do it. Bald cuck cried after the elections that people are voting wrong and have illegal opinions. Hope they saw him off his chair soon so that he can never be a candidate again. His party likes to do that, they fail to keep a grasp on power for long.
>>16637Suuure you did
Don't forget punching Pharoh in the face with a frog
>>16638Who are you?
>>16638Taylor Swift I presume?
>>16641I don't need your approval to know I'm right
>>16643Uhhhh
Gofuckyourself 420:69
>>16643The space marine then?
>>16637GM, do you know of a good online resource that can translate English to Abyssal?
>>16640I'm just trying to own this flag for the time that I have it.
The Schulz shills, in the week they existed, were some of the poorest excuses for shitposters I had ever fucking seen in all my time. Their memes were literally just recolored Trump memes, and their blatantly-obvious propaganda was so artificial it was an insult to human intelligence. They transcended the point of irony.
>>16648Literally just Latin?
>>16647If you're going to keep ignoring my petting I'm going to take that flag away from you
>>16636I thought that was obvious though
>>16647good porpaganda is a lie that is repeated for so long that it becomes the truth. perhaps it was the truth to them, but they failed to inject it into the rest of /pol/.
>>16651Actually no...
I wrote a short story once that featured demons who spoke Latin. I thought it was an original idea though...
>>16656>Demons speaking Latin is originalThere's a reason Exorcisms are in Latin
>>16654The whole board laughed in their faces when they had the audacity to show themselves there.
>>16658It had sort of a Roman/Catholic ironic element. Thought it'd make sense that the demons would adopt the language of the Romans as a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mans.
>>16658Je ne parle pas latin
>>16659A case could be made for Arameic, but Latin IS the source for most modern languages, and language is the means by which individuals communicate their experience to/with one another
>>16659>a semi-universal way to speak to hoo-mansFor a very long period of time, Latin was the only way the Catholic Church allowed
God to speak to Man
>>16661You could call it the first globalist language
>>16662This is accurate
Go ahead take quads you faggots, idc
'Nothing Will stop us!'
USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST
>>16666That's like ban-worthy
>>16668how bad did this fuck up the meme-space continuum?
This will have consequences
>>16669I couldn't help myself... It was even Satanic..
>boop>>16670Make him the next boss after Soros, so we can put him away forever.
>>16674REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI guess I deserve that...
Can I request a (USER WAS NERFED FOR THIS POST) on that one?
>>16675"tracy to op anyway"
>>16676Do you want Red text, Blue text, or green text?
>>16671Really, really bad
"Mr. Snek, dp you feel that disterbence?"
>tounge flick"Youre right, we need to stop it"
>>16683I didn't mean ban,... I was just gonna use more artistic license
>>16684Well, that's what redtext is. It's a ban message. You place a nominal ban (or substantial one) on a post and select the option for a message. There is a way to edit redtext right into the post, and I saw Atlas using it earlier. But I don't know how to replicate it, so I go with what I know.
>>16685>eurofag got bannedDeserved for that steaming pile of shit
>>16682can me help in some way?
>>16688"Uhhh, when tracy gets back, knock her out with a hammer"
>>16690>>16688"I don't know what kind of ideal my faggot had with that post, but I'd stab him if I could reach his plane."
*braces self*
>>16685Sorry, not what I meant. I thought 'red' for emphasis. I'm not in favor of bans, even if the user is a shit.
>>16691"Eh fine, don't knock her out"
GM, is there a process Torc needs to do to make Mr. Snek a familier? Or is it a "poof" thing?
>>16692It was a three minute ban and we used to use 1 second bans on the /test/ board for red messages, but okay
>>16690"I already hit her with a hammer"
>>16691"You better accept petting"
>>16693Poof
Seriously, I would never knowingly and intentionally advocate for a ban. I'm sorry if it came across that way. I was going to re-interpret die rolls or character actions, but not an actual ban.
>>16692>even if the user is a shit..I-I'm not all-bad, am I...? C-could I ever have a chance to be redeemed someday?
She will be nerfed, but I don't want her or her faggot to be barred. That's just mean, and not what I intended. Jokes aside, I'm sorry.
>>16696Cool, Torc decides to teleport to the tower with Mr. Snek so he can see what the other losers are doing
>>16696>>16699*ashamed mod noises*
>>16698Yes! Be a good waifu for your Flashy!
>>16697I'm not criticizing you, I'm owning for a poor choice of phrase and intention. I got banned once for a few minutes over a misunderstanding, and I wouldn't wish that on anyone, not even Nigel.
>>16704*Picks up and holds pony in his arms*
>>16703Do you mind telling more about that incident? I am interested in those things
But yeah, I was given a two week ban that was publicly talked about on a discord for taking a trips on the /1ntr/ board, and it lead to a set of events that very nearly ended in me quitting staff
>>16705You make it look like so much fun. I wanted to try it just once.
>>16706When you put it that way...
>>16705It was during the /qa/ raids, when Mlpol started getting 'counter-fire'. There was an akusa-spammer who was trying to 'not samefag' and I was goading them for info. Mod thought I was involved and hit me w/ the hammer. I was very sad. I didn't act sad, and the ban was immediately revoked, but it still stung a bit.
>>16708Shit, that happened to me too. I was using a throwaway IP though, but still..
>>16709Please accept my apology. The fault is mine, and I am truly sorry. I just wanted cheek.
>>16710>Please accept my apology. Wait, for what now? I'm the one who just unleashed Schulz upon the people of Europe just for keks.
>I just wanted cheekNo problem.
>>16689Interesting Template.
>>16708>>16709I think that was before I was on staff. The day of the thread purge I made a thread trying to rebuild the catalog, "Rainbow Dash is Best Pony," and got banned as spam. It happened again that night and I didn't notice because it was repealed immediately. I got a 3 minute ban for "duplicate thread" as effectively a warning and it pissed me off for a while (I hate to say this but that's where I got the idea of three minutes for earlier). I also was banned by mistake from a mobile much later.
The ban on 1ntr is the one that really pissed me off though, and that was for a trips. That was the day waifu thief died...
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>>16713>That was the day waifu thief died…Then wtf is this
>>16609 ?
>>16712I think Aasimar is better just because personal taste, but do what you like.
>>16714We've got like one Admin who reads these threads, and he doesn't give a shit about the conditions placed on me. Anyone who would care is inactive from staff. Anyone active probably doesn't care.
>>16713Was that the infamous /mlpol/ post? Many keks were had that day.
>>16716If admins browse, I hope that they do kek rightily.
>>16717Was what the famous /mlpol/ post?
>>16718I seem to have forgotten, but I'm sure it involved 7's
>>16719Are you talking about a deleted quid or quad? No, I never got in trouble for anything like that.
>>16720Wuz talking about trips tbh
>>16721A different guy took 7's, and he was not banned. I got 9's, I was, and there were zero keks from me
>>16722As you posted that, I spilled my beverage. Please don't mistake my lack of better response as negative.
>>16724>>16723Am i done making my character?
>>16725I think you have enough to start, but it's up to GM
>>16725No. That won't fully happen until she's been burnded in fire. I have a good enough idea tho. ^_^
>>16725Sounds good to me.
Character development is done thru. banter anyway.
>>16725Meet Thez. She's an egregore, 1/2 Pit Fiend, Legendary Fighter-Monk-Horizon Walker-Shadowdancer. She shares my mindspace, and has plenty of say in what happens. Normally she's a lifeguard of sorts, but isn't above killing shit (characters included). She's also incredibly vain, a world-class showman, and a rapist. You've been warned.
"I for one welcome our newest player/character!"
>>16729Im glad to be playing.
GM, how long does it take for a character to learn a language?
>>16730Its several days before 'murderous' gameplay; are you interested in making any stipulations, requests, or lasting requirements to do with your character? Will be accommodating, but hoping to flesh-out anything 'no-go' above and beyond the standing regulations (which currently stand at "No faggots", lit or fig)
... said can be "She would have his, would prefer this, is experienced with this, or otherwise favors this". Also, since many aspects of character are impromptu (we won't know till we've seen it) many details are indeterminable.
>>16731>intending on using the elves as a resourceThat's the spirit!
>>16731To the degree of fluency, at LEAST a week. Simple conversations ("I need bathroom" or "I want booze") less so.
>>16732Nothing i can think of really.
>>16734>Implying.. Where did you get that from?
>>16737Only three languages are spoken in game. English ("common"), Horse, and Elvish ("Sylvan"?). You character knows English and horse. So if you are asking to learn a language, I'm guessing it must be elvish, and for the purpose of communicating with the elves
>>16735Thanks.
DD is a joke of a PrC, upon closer inspection anyway.
>>16736K. You will have to go through the initial experience. but barring catastrphe
"Have you forgotten the dinosaur in the next building?"
there shouldn't be any issuel and anything that DOES come up can be remedied. Please, all kidding aside, welcome to the Mixed Nuts.
>>16740I hope ill be entertaing
>>16738Nah. I assumed the elves would be on a boat back to their Homeland. If not, what would they be useful for as a "resource" anyway?
I got dumb and thought of wasting 3 levels on Dragon Disciple just for muh breath weapon. It's a dumb idea, after 1 minute of thought.
>>16736"He's being a shit, but you started at a weird time. Not that any time is 'normal' around here, but there's about to be an epic-level fight, assuming characters are done wooing one another," Thez says off-handedly.
>>16743"Its really not all that exciting," Lenos quips.
>>16745That sunk in as soon I saw there was also zero spell progression in the class...
>>16746"Yeah, if you're not already a spellcaster, ur not going anywhere." >L
>>16744Thez and i are gonna bang when?
>>16748>He thinks he'll survive it
>>16743>Allowing a war resource to escapeNah
>What would they be useful forTourcil suggested they be archers
>>16748Do you want to get grappled? Because that is how you get grappled
[1d20 = 20]>>16751>>16748Grapple!!
>>16755
adorable filly Aprentice.
>>16752You could have rolled a 2 and won
>>16753>this is our PaladinKEK
By the way, GM. Since the elves are presumably broken as slaves, does that mean they can be taken as followers without taking up slots in under the leadership feat?
>>16755Yeah that was super weird. I figured it would be funny because fillies are adorable and I know the Norwegian. And then it just went on...
>>16757>does that mean...It means you're just one spilled saltshaker away from losing your righteous superpowers.
>>16758>implying hes used them righteously
>>16759im sorry papa Adolf.
>>16760>>16758>Implying the fight against Judeo-Bolshevism won't require every resource we can musterThe whole of Germany needed to mobilize. We shall need the same
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>>16758Why did you delete all of those posts? That was one of the funniest posts I've read on here
>>16763I figured they sounded kind of salty and cynical.
Screen cap them if you want, if you still have them up.
>>16762>Women/children, and foreigners at that, who were beaten into slavery, need to be made into workers/soldiers, for the sake of military potential that you totally need in game.This is why I said you should be a Blackguard: no mental gymnastics for this kind of stuff. If you want knife-ear servants, just say so.
>>16766
I'm not sure I am understanding you. The United States drafted Puerto Ricans into the army in WW1, when they were not citizens. Japanese nationals who were imprisoned in internment camps in WW2 were given the option of joining the Army to fight in Germany. Where is the gymnastics?
>>16768Maybe Tracy had a pure heart all along...
>>16769They're a bunch non-combatant of elf girls: they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour tea at best.
>>16770Purer than yours, evidentlyAt least she unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginess.
>>16771>they can shoot bows, weave fabric, and pour teaThat's a very useful list of skills!
>she's unapologetic about her ebil, greed-driven edginessUgh... Don't remind me. She better apologize to her husbando
>tfw no hot knife-ear slaves to pour you tea after a hard day's work of expanding your ebil empire.
>>16772It's a game that's only really on on weekends, so it's pretty neat that he's here as often as he is. But it's late at night
>>16774What are you talking about? Of course we can have knife eared
slaves laborers poor our tea after expanding Football and the American way to new realms
>>16772I recon he passed-out.
In the meantime, feel free to try and think how you want your character to turn out.
>>16775Idk, would the ethics of the Trumpire really accommodate exploiting low-cost immigrant labor imported by humanoid-traffickers, instead of sending them back where they came from and hiring locals instead?
lol black knights ftw
>>16777Bitch please, your emo knight class is shit. But GM already shot down the idea of immigration restrictions, and the original description of Port Barry, when contrasted against the current description, imply that there is a labor shortage in the city. There sure as hell will be when we go to spread democracy to other places. So we're just fine accepting foreigners.
tl;dr Our little city is more like Singapore or Dubai than the USA
>>16778I know. I just like pushing your buttons.
>>16779>>16777I wish you had read the speech I had written for Korak.
>tfw still no pony waifu to rule your empire with
>>16748I think you mean scissor
>>16749Physically, she'll be fine
>>16775Neat? And here I was worried it might seem creepy.
>>16777At this point, finding out where they're even from will be difficult. "Leave it out" as they say in bongland.
>>16757I'm thinking that the elves will need to learn and understand Football before they can be effective followers in that regard. Better to draw from Barry's citizens for followers, unless you want them to run off or get squished.
>>16782What kind of sports do elves play in their homeland anyway? Just archery?
>>16738Does horse have a writen form?
>>16782GM, can Mr. Snek have stats?
>>16784>Does horse have a written form?Just ask Twilight.
Wait
Do the Bees give a lower AC bonus than the bracers that kike stole?
>>16786>BeesI just spent more than half an hour trying to figure out what you're talking about. Which bees?
>>16787Korak's Magic heavy shield activated by a ring
>>16788Finally found the post
>>15289 →>Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,….
>>16786To answer your question, they're Bracers of Armor +3.
>>16789>2 AC, compared to the bracer's +3Fuck you. You took for yourself every single item which you were not barred from using because of your race. Every single item. Congratulations. You are the Korak of our group. When your death comes soon - and it will not come soon enough - your body will be used as target practice.
You are
never getting your American flag back. When this ceases to be embarrassing to you, I will have new flags uploaded that you
will find embarrassing.
>>16791>>16785Looks like normal cursive
>>16790>>16791If I'm understanding right, this isn't like torc's shield where it hovers around him, this is more of an "unfolding shield" thats just magic.
Pretty sure a horse can't use that
>you are never getting your American flag back.What flag even is that?
>>16792>What flag even is that?Waifu Thief: he gave it to me because he knows it ticks me off to potentially be mistaken for him,
and the Euro Cuck flag just encouraged me to shitpost...
>>16793You're giving the bracers to Taylor, or to Inferius, or to someone else. Bracers don't fit on horse legs anyways
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>>16792>a horse can't use thatThis is a good point.. The hydra hide light "armor" had to be made at the Barding shop, just because warponies can't wear hoo-man armor. I wonder how bracers fit into the picture...
I wanted themmostly because I also know that flying mounts can't fly in medium or heavy barding, and although Blackguards are proficient in all armors, Assassin get arcane spell-interference with anything higher than light armor.>>16794I was unironically also thinking of giving Taylor's faggot the gloves of sparking and 12 grenades attached to arrows.
>>16795Okay, I'll take my medicine and calm down...The grenades and the gloves were taken by Infetius. Almost everything that you didn't take was taken by me, so I gave the grenades and the accompanying gloves and vest to Inferius. I guess that makes sense if you think of German grenades. But bracers would look great on a black guard Taylor.
>>16793You got a bigger version, so I can actually see what it looks like?
>>16796I only took the pistols, so Torc's good.
Oh that remides me, GM can lenos modify the pistols?
>>16791Gib South Sudanese People's Liberation Army flag, with caption being "gorilla".
>>16802I'd rather be a Mudslime, communist, civil war starting nigger than be mistaken for the other.
Besides, it matches his.
>>16803"You have no idea just what fun I have planned for you over these next few months, Flashy"
>>16804Ooga booga! Gib flag nao!
>>16805what kind of nigger cuck would unironically draw an image like this?
>>16806Ikr. Wtf. It practically promotes white genocide, particularly South African farmers.
>>16805Now calm down, Flashy. First, you have to agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessions. And also stop unleashing demons on Europe.
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>>16808>agree to be less of an asshole in future playing sessionsNO!!!
>stop unleashing demons on Europe.Okay.
>>16809I'm not playing with you if you're going to do shit like what you did last weekend every weekend. So either stop, or I'm going to do the only thing I can do, which is ban you from posting on this board
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>>16810Torc goes into town looking for a gypsy, potion maker, or even better witch doctor
>>16811infernuis also go look for gypsies.
>>16812and while im at it ill find all the jews but ben.
>Questions>>16783I dunno, I'll have to do some digging.
>>16784Cuz horses write and shit
>>16786Better actually. A normal heavy shield is +2, and this is a +2 shield, vs the +3 Bracers.
>>16795I never said no bracers
>>16798Nope, sorry
>>16804That's just creepy
>>16814Does Torc find a potion shop?
>>16815did we round up the gypsies?
>>16804Are you unironically going to play as Tracy?
>>16817are you tracys faggot?
>>16816Nah I need a potion
>>16819after you get one will you help?
>>16818Yes. Unless of course he want to do it
that badly.
>>16815Haven't you already been to the magewares shop? I don't recall if it had a name or not.
>>16817>>16821i didnt think this was a flag of a real country. what country is that. looks like they are some communist satellite state, but they do have nice uniforms.
>>16823I just need a potion damnit
>>16825Care to be more specific?
>>16824It's the battle flag for the People's Liberation Army of China: designating it as an adultery flag was an obscure reference to a book I never finished.
>>16823I remember buying three scrolls there, but I never used them because I was still on the fence for barbarian.
>>16826"I've gotten it before, it smelled like turpentine and it looked like Indian ink"
This isn't for the reason you think
>>16829You're going to make me dig through past threads aren't you. e_e
>>16829is it a penis potion?
>>16830"Comes in a little bottle, cop broke my last one"
>>16833>>16834"Believe it was labeled...
No. 9"
>>16832I feel like an idiot for failing to get this joke...
>>16837Well then, explain it to me like I'm retarded.
>>16838Torc doesn't want it for himself
He has soeething better in mind
>>16841The closest to a love potion is Charm Person (potions are liquid spells), and that doesn't work quite that way
>>16817I really could unironically change places for a week.
>>16843>>16842so about those gypsies.
>>16845"Where are they...."
>>16845I don't recall ever saying there were gypsies
>>16847so no undesirables hanging around?
>>16849You mean aside from Godzilla and the nerd?
>>16835"Been feeling like a flop with chicks Tourcil?"
>>16845"You're not just looking for gypsies. You're going to need a specific gypsy. Madame Rue. She's on 34th and Vine"
>>16853Ayyy
"It's not for me, but you'll see"
>>16851That fight starts on friday
>>16854Were technically stuck in a time lapse moments before the smackdown.
GM, do our characters have anytime to do anything? Like, prepare equipment?
>>16855Yes. I never said time was stalled
>>16856Okay. Can I fix those grenades onto arrow heads?
I'd also like to cook some potions.
>>16856Torc leaves trollestia a note
"Listen, forget our botched...
What ever you want to call it. I've got an idea that requires you trolling. Meet me at my cave.
-Torc"
He buys 2 bottles of charm potion, NOT for use on trollestia
>>16857You incredible fucking kike, you didn't and don't get the entire horde for yourself. Inferius has them
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>>16859I guess I could just make some grenades of my own then. I got explosives-making equipment weeks ago, although I only ever bothered making the dimerterium bombs.
>>16858Ah yes, the other thing I needed to do
Torc bundles the pistols together and puts a note on it
"Lenos,
Could you modify these for me? They look quite a lot like a gun I saw back in my world called a "Luger". There was a varient with a longer barrel called the artillery varrient. Could that work on these?
-Torc"
He then teleports it to Lenos
>>16862I already said he couldn't do that.
>>16857No
>>16858K, but not tonight
>>16860You'll need the requisite feat
>>16863>62When?
You never responded?
>58Wasn't planning on it
>>16858your gonna roofie troll?
>>16864Except for that one
>>16814
Sorry everyone, I've been a little bit salty tonight. I've had a laundry list of stuff to do, along with today being a record-breaking bad day. I have been a far cry from my best, but I'll be better tomorrow.
>>16863Oh.. Makes a lot more sense now that I think of it.
I guess those bombs never actually got made either then..
>>16867No problem at all, m8. I didn't even notice anything.
>>16867I'm feeling salty too
>>16866Can you take away or nerf Tracy's etherealness? It's like Plato's Ring of Gayges. Not only is it extreme OP, and not only is it completely unjustified by the rules, he's been using it extensively to try to do shit against other players and get away with it. He's been trying to use it as the excuse for why he can steal or assault other players without being tracked down or grappled, and he loves to do that. The game was fun to play before you gave him that bullshit, and then after that it's become significantly less fun.
If he wants to steal from or assault other players, force him to be vulnerable to grapple, tracking down, and sword fights. Don't let him just poof out.
There's also zero in game justification For it. Why the hell would a power that comes from a transformation to an animal also exist while not in that state? At least limit it to post transformation, and limit transformation, so he can't be a dick as easily
>>16869I kept it to a minimum, but normally I make a point to be more engaged and responsive. Tonight I was a tad dismissive, and I regret it.
I'm also a little salty 'cuz I haven't had the time to even write an essay for the contest. Maybe next time. ~_~
>>16870I can probably cook something up that satisfies all concerned. BTW, you should ask Thez if she happened to see where Tracy took Slovenia while observing from hell. I won't respond 'til tomorrow tho
>>16872Can't we Geas and Mark of Justice Tracy so that way if (s)he's a dick to the other players, she'll have to succeed with a wisdom saving throw every turn if she wants to move at all?
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>>16872I need
something done about about it, and I am not going to continue playing if I have to put up with his bullsgit again. He absolutely refuses to do it on his own. The only thing I can do is ban him from /vx/, but that's not a good solution. We need very serious in game consequences. Otherwise, this game is not worth the massive time investment
>>16809I'm not playing this game if you're going to be a dick every session. I have much better things to do with my time than get pissed off by you. I will make you stop by whatever means I have available. I will make you stop.
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>>16869Actually, for that matter, may as well just hand over the vest to Infernius to go with those grenades: the thing really I wanted most out of it was the potential to pull-out dimerterium bombs as a free action and throw them right at the ground to create an instantaneous anti-magic field, before slitting the throats of confused mages. I'll just forget about party tricks and have her wear light armor instead
Also, think of it as a way to trick him into wearing more clothes.Of course, a dwarf-sized vest would never fit a Minotaur, but the essential components could be grafted onto a aesthetic combat sash, for the grenades and materials for clerical rituals.
Take the smoke bottle and everything else in the pockets too. My character can already practically turn invisible, and portable concealment would be good for a healer who can quickly flank and pick-up allies.
pic unrelated
>>16877Listen. You need to go review the two threads where we talked about the distribution of the items, because you seem to have blocked out what was agreed upon over a large number of posts, and replaced with some scenario where you still get every single item. No. Review the threads.
See the top of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/15309.htmlAnd the bottom of this thread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/14312.htmlYou did not get the vest because of racial issues. Nor did you get the contents. The vest goes to Inferius. The grenades go to Inferius. The shackles and the flask go to me. I am less sure about the bottle, but I tried to claim it.
You have the Vorpal Sword, the second biggest catch of the whole lot besides the two pistols. You have the cloak, which grants partial invisibility. You have the necklace, which is a damned life support system. And you also laid a claim on the bracers, which are better than the ring shield. Please stop making claims on what was agreed to go to Inferius.
>My character can already practically turn invisibleAnd you've proven Plato's Glaucon correct when he claimed that any person who had that power would use it for nothing except being a complete asshole to every one.
>>16878>Vorpal SwordThat thing was Vorpal too? Are you sure about that?
>>16878You got the suit of chain shirt too, fyi: your character should go have it tailored asap so it can be fit to his size/race.
>>16881>>16879And how could I have forgotten that you took the Bowler hat as well. An item that perfectly negates the counter measures I had tried to bring in to your kikery
>>16882I can replace it with a tinfoil beanie, if you really think a Trump-based character would be caught dead wearing one.
>>16879No, but it has an insane number of powers. Be satisfied with it.
>>15227 →>>16883I don't want it for me, I want you to stop claiming all of Inferius's items
>>16884>claiming all of Inferius's itemsSee
>>16877
>>16885>reflagging university IPs
>>16885That's worse. You're acting as if you are being gracious in not taking it, like you're giving it up. But no, it's not yours to give up. You're not being gracious. Stop pretending you are
>>16886It was flagged two days ago dumbass. You just started using it again
>>16886All I want and wanted is some tiny thing like "okay I'll stop." That's all. Nothing more
>>16866Ah, sorry slipped my mind
>>16865Nope, better
>>16867Thats fine, salt is life so idc
>>16891It's probably for the best that you don't try to roofie Troll
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>>16887>Implying I would even care to pretend to cover shit up when it was already pretty blatantly obvious that I was using Tracy's powers to try get first grabs on everything for things I wouldn't even care to use and probably just leave in the workshop later, despite it all being out of Tracy's character, to piss (You) offI didn't remember if that thing was clear or not, so it's better to let him know it's all as good as his. You're right though: I'm not being gracious at all
(this freakish thread infiltrated my dreams again, and I had a really cool vision of Infernius as an awesome combat medic); it was just an aesthetic suggestion for his next character shoops.
>>16893Yes I know you are using your free powers to claim first dibs on everything. Yes I know you are doing things to piss other people off. Please stop doing this so we can have regular gaming sessions.
GM, could the Necklace of Adaption be combined with the Bag of Holding to store a living creature in the bag? Normally, they could last for only 10 minutes before they are kaput, but the Amulet does provide protection from suffocation. I've been looking for exactly this kind of synergy.
>>16895Why are you doing things specifically to piss me off? Just why? Why do you have this long standing vendetta against me?
>>16895>combinedI meant, if a living creature had the Necklace on, could it survive for a prolonged period within the bag?
>>16897Just tell me, why are you so malevolent?
>>16896Because I'm still salty about >>13333 and all the other non-trolling, non-personal GETs you've edited/deleted over these past months.
>>16899Those were because I'm salty about what Atlas, that one very malicious dev, and a couple mods did
>>16900Then I guess we're both salty.
>>16901can we reach an agreement then? Like I leave your posts alone, and maybe even give you special trolling flags, but you stop trying to troll me in game?
>>16902>stop trying to troll in GameI won't promise that in its entirety: It's already my character at this point (and I'm still salty).I at least will not just withhold loot from the entire party for extended periods of time anymore though.
>>16903Just stop trolling me, at least stop doing it by means of hiding potential waifus, lying, and physical assault. Because it's making me salty
>>16903you had an established character before this. She was stabby and yandere. You don't need lying and thieving and all of thatadmittedly I'm less sure about the rape, but if you hit a literal wall it's time to quit
>>16902Also, don't want the trolling flag. The Schulz post is an example of how I can't take myself seriously with meme flags: I had a three paragraph pasta about the glory of Lady Epona granting fertility to married mares that I was going to post, but I couldn't praise her with that globalist eyesore of a banner, so I made an ironic troll post instead.
>>16906Great, I can give you the Epona flag, quads or whatever, just stop actively trying to piss me off in game
>>16905True, I guess. Tracy isn't a materialistic thief (although she is a body-snatcher).>>16904>hiding potential waifusBefriending her was unironically the only in-character solution to the situation at hand that didn't end with someone dying, and even then it wasn't that in character because Tracy doesn't make friends. Anyway, if you saw the only other living member of your race being held captive by alien creatures until he was sent-off to be made into magical glue, what would you have done?I've had to take writer's liberty since the beginning to justify her not harming/incapacitating your character,
but I've since readjusted the matrix to accommodate that. The drawback to that is that it doesn't feel like yandere anymore.
>>16908okay, so I admit that going to get rid of the unicorn was perfectly in character. The reason I'm salty about it is that I had taken measures to try to prevent or hamper it by having Tracy in a grapple position, and you circumvent all of it by going ethereal in Trump's arms. That's the thing I didn't like. I also want to point out that you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstances, and the only reason you did was because you said "please GM ive been trying to do exactly one thing for six hours"
>>16908> to justify not harming your charactershe's bucked me twice, once as a cauchemar. That's harmful, and that's why each time she did that she got a sword drawn on her. But why would she want to harm or incapacitate me? What would be her motive?
>>16909>you really shouldn't have succeeded in the stealth check while talking to the unicorn under the circumstancesYeah, sure I guess it normally would've taken a legendary sleight of hand check in other circumstances, and alternatively walking through a whole town while ethereal would be just asking to have your soul sucked-out by a spook. She's a unicorn though: notoriously hard to catch (guards would've come to feed her and kicked themselves for forgetting she could teleport).
I had figured I was going to have to kill someone as I led her out too, but that set-up would've dragged The Game on longer than it needed to and GM still had a Boss Fight to prepare that evening.
>why would she want to harm or incapacitate me?Ikd. Checking into other mares. Keeping you """safe""". >Rape. etc. Everything in the yandere code is on the list for a potential action.>as a cauchemar. That's harmfulShe was a regular horse when she did that (assume hybrid shape). It was a gesture to how retarded it is to approach a restless mare from behind while only the front hooves are restrained. Your character is a lvl 15 Paladin with Heavy armor, so it shouldn't have been damaging. I had the idea for her to fully-transform and met/break the shackles, but I didn't want to lose them, or reveal that forcing her way out was a possibility.>she got a sword drawn on herI'm sorry, but that really was just retarded on your part, imo. She was restrained and not even armed (like, it was the only time in game that she wasn't holding a knife). You could've just smacked her and said "smite evil" (idk how many times I gotta hint it that that's all you have to do to stop her: it's literally a safe word for unfunny >rape scenarios, if you hadn't realized that by now) and the horsing-around could've been over without someone's legs being cut off.
>>16911Guys can you please cut the drama :/
>>16912I would prefer this as well...
>>16912Fuck off Anon.
>>16913Then please don't start drama by using the game to piss me off. That's all I've been asking you for for three days now. That's all I have been asking
>>16892I may autistic, but at least I'm not completely fucking stupid.
I don't want to have my character die.
GM, idk if you saw or if I just fucking missed it. But does Mr. Snek get stats?
>>16915>I don't want to have my character die.>Implying she won't keep you alive and kicking
>>16912why dont you join in on the drama anon?
>>16917>alive and Rapeable
>>16916It's a strong snek: Good to compensate for a wimpy wizard.
>>16911>she could have just broken the shackles by transformingWhy would you think that would break them? Do you think that anyone who would go through the effort of making shackles that prevent dimension shifting wouldn't also make them strong? And whatever they are made of, I assure you it is harder then flesh. It would have just cut and sliced into the legs if the legs grew too big for them, like really chain dog collars do to the necks of dogs that outgrow them
>how stupid it was to come up behind a mareYou have to get behind a mare to sex her, and if that's not what Tracy wanted then why wouldn't she leave him alone
>she was restrainedJust one round before she tried to pick the lock, and also kicked him. She was intent on doing harm and on getting free from the restraints
>breaking out the sword was retardedMore retarded than attacking a fully armed and armored level 15 paladin? But the real thing is he wanted to be left alone. So whykeep coming back again and back again when he said to fuck off, and shackled her. If shackles aren't enough, then a sword will have to do
>horsing aroundRape is not horsing around. He wanted to be left alone
>>16917>>16916Thank you sir
GM, does snek get int bonus for being a familier or should I fukk off at this point?
>>16919>>16917Oh, you two will regret that
Torc buys a third bottle of charm potion
>>16922its ok i just wont drink anything you gib.
>>16922Pretty sure
you are going to be the one who regrets that third bottle
>>16922GM could still tell you to fuck off, but here's a page on familiars:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Familiars>potionsYou really will will regret doing anything stupid with Tracy's brain.
>>16923>implying I'll spike your drinkRun
>>16924Eh, who cares
>>16925Oh, but I won't. cause Tracy will enjoy this
>>16927
Delet this hes not supposed to know.
>>16927I'm not going for trollestia
But Torc does need her help
>>16928To late
>>16926thats the only way you will be able to fuck with me.
>>16928This.
>>16929Reeeeeeeee!
Wait, how many potions can we buy? I had to brew my last three over the course of three weeks (the bombs didn't even get made).
>>16930Thats what you think
>patiently waits for GM so everyone can hate me>>16932Idk, I just hope I can buy three
>>16933so how are you dealing with that disease i gave you?
>>16933I feel like I have some idea what you intend to use the first two to do (that will just make things much worse, by the way), but the last bottle?I will smite you for your evil if that fucks me over somehow
>>16934Hey Inferius, want to grapple something?
>>16936depends on what it is.
>>16934???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>16935>evil cackelingYou know nothing peasent
>>16937Actually, give me a minute
>>16939*ears ring*
"What!?"
>>16941Yes but what did you give Torc?
>>16942"Want to bully a nerd and take his trading cards?"
>>16944Torc does not have trading cards
>hides rare pepes
>>16941That's a homebrew spell, m8.
>>16944"Ugh, sure maybe."
Claiming The Nerd's Trading Cards.
>>16946I never got a saving roll, truth be told I didn't even know you did this
How do I saving roll?
>>16947"Why so grouchy little pony? By the way, how are your legs?"
>>16947oh i garbed the wrong contagion spell.
>>16948hang on let me find the correct spell.
>>16946That shit looks deadly contagious, m8. Do you really want to ruin your week having to cure every resident of Port Barry?
>Good Cleric using ebil spells[angry Blackguard noises]
No! That's
my thing!
>>16948GM said you didn't get contagion-ed.
>>16952Well praise Kek for that shit
>>16949>Why so grouchy"hormones."
>how are your legs?"Attached."
[1d12 = 8]>>16955Ah fuck this shit
>>16954*ponders if there are ways to make a pony less hormonal*
"That's good to hear. Nevermind by the way."
>>16953"Carry on with your sketchy voodoo shit"
>>16955Hey! """Good""" Cleric, don't nerf our Wizard the day before the boss fight.
8 roll + fortitude of 5 = 13
Do I live
>>16959It wouldn't kill you instantly anyway, although Infernius had better do some serious praying to keep Hitler from confiscating his super powers.
>>16960>runs>>16961>Hitler from confiscating his super powersThat would be intresting
>>16961>implying Hitler would mind if i infected an Anglo with a disease.
>>16960"Could you please grapple shackle Tracy for me?"
>>16963"Oi, I hate the english too ye bloody cunt"
>>16964lol no
"I gotta go take my vitamins!"
*disappears and fucks off*
>>16967"Would you like Mr. Snek to protect you? He beat Infernius once already"
Reeeeeeree!!!! You were too slow Inferius!
>>16968"Damn it Tourcil this is in your best interests too"
>>16968>implying you'd last one more minute without himThat snake isn't just your protector now; he's your lifeline. Good luck separating yourself from it unmolested.
>>16969i cant help if my faggot is afk
>>16970No it isn't.
Can't fuck you and inferius over with out her either.
Actually, screw needing Trollestia
>Torc runs after Tracy.WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA
>>16971What did he mean by this?
>>16973I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!!!
Also you said you were ticking over Tracy too
[1d20 = 2]>>16973chases and tackle grapples.
>>16976Hahahaha BULLSHIT
Infetius! Grapple-Shackle this Anglo bastard! He's up to no good!
>>16974It means that as soon as Torc has to send his snake out to do a task or be a plot device, we'll all realize that he's suddenly become much easier to grapple.
>>16973>implying you even know where she went*pony ears twitch from undisclosed location*
>>16977Pretty sure that roll succeeds
[1d20 = 6]>>16979Grapple shackles torc
>>16977KEK
>teleports away
[1d20 = 18]>>16983dimensional anchor
>>16980This
Inferius! I'll grapple the nerd while you take his pet.
>>16983He shackled you first bitch!
>>16984>pansonic reee-ing
>>16987*loots charm potions from shackled nerd*
[1d20 = 3]>>16988>subsonic ree-ing"MR. SNEK, HELP"
Roll for Mr. Snek oo grapple Trump
[1d20 = 9]>>16989grapple snek
[1d20 = 11]>>16989MOTHER FUCKER!
*tries to escape and RUNS*
[3d20 = 46]>>16984>putting the shackles on the wimpy wizard who's biggest annoyance is banter>>16990May as well test out this new sword
*reappears behind you while you're distracted*
Sneak-attack! Keen-edged canesword in the pooper (use poison)
>tfw quickened, so can thrust three timesIt's in cane form, so you won't die instantly, but imagine how much damage you
would've taken.
*cackles like a madmare*
*vanishes*
[1d20 = 6]>>16993Oh no you don't! That second vanishing will cost you a second round!
Grapple
>>16993Exuse you
It's shitposting
>>16993you cant teleport tracy dimensional anchor is in effect.
>>16993He was going to use his potions to do... Well I don't know what, but bad for us. We had to shackle him before he escaped
>>16996Is that an area of effect spell? Also, shackle HER
>>16997>RUNS LIKE HELL"I'm fast as fuck, boy"
>>17002Yes, but you had at least one potion taken from you while you were restrained
[2d20 = 15]>>16994>tfw just as strong as youRoll to escape grapple
Second roll to turn tables.
>>16996You put those on the wizard. Anyway, she just came out of stealth, and your fat ass would've obsciurred her sight from anyone else, so she could just go back into stealth (this is probably all a load of horseshit).
>>17001it is an aoe, shackles tracy.
>>17004You want to grapple me? While Inferius is still here? Okay
>>17004>is still grappledFug! Have your round..
>>17003Don't you need a skill for that?
>>17005>>17006REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"I should've killed you when I had the chance!"
>>17006Excellent
>>17008TRACY CAGE
I hereby cast MARK OF JUSTICE on thee
The next time you are a total dick, and try to fuck us over or intentionally piss us off, you will have to cast a saving throw and succeed with your pitiful +4 will saving throw if you want to move at all. Every single round. EVERY ROUND
[1d20 = 2]>>17003"LEAVE HER ALONE"
Throws potion
>>17008why you stab people tracy what make you so crazy? tell me about your mother.
>Doctor infernuis therapy session
>>17008>don't you need a skill for that?To do it stealthily or against someone who isn't restrained, yes. To do it against a restrained person? I can't see why I would
>>17010WUT!?
me let you go and this is how you repay me?
>>17013Don't let her go Inferius! Cast Mark of Justice or Geas on Tracy while you can!
>>17013"Uhhhhhhh..."
"Tracy, SING STOP IN THE NAME LOVE"
>>17014why we do this trump?
>>17015"You faggot, we're trying to help!"
[2d20 = 16]>>17009>Using up your 4th level spell before the boss fight.Gib specific act to forbid.
>>17012okay then:
>>17011*grabs bull by the balls*
Cast Inflict Moderate Wounds
Roll to steal balls (again)
Also, Concentration check
>>17016"So she'll have a reason to stop stealing from and stabbing us. Duh"
>>17018Dammit!
Your balls still took damage though.
>>17018"No stealing from us, lying to us, or stabbing us"
>>17021That's three acts! Name one.
>>17019we are doing the right thing here right?
>>17023"Given that the alternative is that I go psycho and kill her, I think we are"
[1d20 = 5]>>17025*knocks off Bowler hat with hand*
>>17025where are your finger?
>>17030"Do you think that's enough? Because I can head her. You can mark her as well"
>>17030[barely-restrained pony noises]
*bites chunk out of shoulder*
Uhhhhhhhh
"STOP, HAMMER TIME"
Time freezes
>>17033>>17034[reeeeeeeing pony noises]
>>17035good, i g2g
[1d20 = 1]>>17033punches hores in the face to knock her out.
then i cast mark of justice
>>17035Tourcil, why can't you let us resolve our problems?
>>17037Good move, but that roll
>>17038Wew lad
While time is frozen Torc grabs Tracy, goes to his cave, then unfreezes time.
Tracy is then allowed to rest while Torc studies spells
>>17038So you clearly failed to knock her out, but you can retry on Mark of Justice after Tourcil unfreezes is, if she is still restrained
>>17040Tourcil, do you want us to kill Tracy? Do you want Tracy to steal, lie, and stab party members? You are taking away the one thing we can do to solve the problem with minimum violence. Leave us be
>>17042"We'll get 'em next time."
Well, the time elapsed between when I said cast mark of Justice and when Tourcil decided to fuck every thing up was about 15 minutes, so I'm saying the spell succeeded abd Tracy now has a conditional curse
"Why were you indifferent when she physically attacked me Tourcil? Or when she stabbed Inferius? Why are you so protective of her ability to lie to, steal from, and stab us? Under what fucked up conception of "good" have you done the right thing Tourcil?"
>>17045You mean the mark of justic you got a 1 on?
>>17047No, I cast a different spell much earlier. The 1 rolled was when Inferius tried to knock out Tracy, although it failed anyways because of the time freeze spell. You don't need to roll to cast spells. Inferius did try to cast himself
None of you all are without blame here, and until Thez and GM are back, tracy is safe in Torc's cave
>>17049Now what did I do? I just don't want to be attacked or otherwise screwed over by party members
>>17050Its morethe fact that you chained up Tracy, while she was pregnant and cursed her.
"Good alligned characters"
What that? While chaining her up you fell on her infernius? Bam babys gone. Then deal with that hormonal phycopath of a mare (no offense tracy)
>>17051The chaining up happened on Sunday. This event involved no chains, only Inferius's grapple and the dimensional shackles.
>>17051i didn't fall on anybody.
>>17053Vocab assignment: hypothetical
>>17052Same difference
>>17052"No tourcil, ypur folly may have just done more harm to Tracy and my unborn child than needed to happen. There is a problem, and your white knighting may have just stopped us from finding a solution. We want - demand - Tracy stop stealing from us, stop lying to us, and to stop stabbing us. At least stop stabbing Inferius. That is why we tried to place spells on her that would deter such action, and punish her if she did it anyway.
Do you know how dangerous it will be for her if she doesn't stop? She could be - probably will be - grappled if she stabs Inferius again. I will slash her if she steals from us again. And northern of those are good for her or the child"
>>17054No really. I want an end to this bullshit, and I'm not going to stop trying until there is an end. He refuses to stop, and while I can ban him from /vx/, that's not a good solution. I need something in game, and casting Mark of Justice, especially multiple spells from two casters, is a way to stop or at least punish it while staying within D&D rules, and allowing Tracy Cage to stay in character.
>>17056>Torc teleports back"Listen, I hate the bitch too. She stabbed me with a poison knife. But you can't do it like that. That will just create resentment. Just wait and we will resolve this."
>>17058"If you have a better solution, please. I am all ears"
>>17059"I don't know yet. But just wait"
>>17060we've waited long enough.
>>17061"You can always wait in hell if thats preferable"
>>17062"We are in hell, and I've been waiting"
>>17063"Uh, friendship is magic?"
Thez leans over to GM.
"Wow, these guys really are a bunch of faggots arent they?"
>>17064ive tried being tracys friend and all shes done is stab me.
>>17066It's friendly stabbing.
>>17060"Please forgive me if your answer does not inspire confidence.
We tried two weeks ago, all of us together as a group, to make her patterns of behavior more amenable to working in a group. We asked her to stop stealing and to stop lying. I made a contract with her and had her agree to stop lying to me, stealing from me, and stop attacking my associates. Associates like Inferius. And what has she done over that two weeks? Stabbed, stolen, and probably lied to us. We've tried diplomacy before. It does not work.
Now what do you mean that Marking her will "only create resentment." No. That pony loves almost nothing, and she is afraid of losing almost nothing. But there is one thing she would miss if it were lost. Her ability to move freely. We can threaten to take that away from her - automatically - if she stabs us or steals from us again. Now, with a paladin and a cleric - and maybe a Wizard - all casting the spell on a restrained Tracy, we can cover a wide area of behavior. No more stabbing, no more stealing - you name it. She'll have a genuine reason not to do it now.
But besides Mark of Justice - we also can "quest" her. Cast a geas. Make her stop in a more forcible manner.
Now please, help, or stand aside"
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>>17061>>17066"Also this. I tried to do something more than be a friend - to be a father for her foal. What did I get? Charged at, then stalked, then kicked."
If you'll all calm down, I promise that if you can JUST get through this next fight, I've developed a solution to everyone's concerns and issues.
I can also guarantee that you're probably not going to like it. ^_^
>>17070REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm still upset for losing muh personal army with Korak
"Tracy,... can I see that quiver for a moment?" Thez asks, oblivious to what is going on, cuz GM can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
>>17073"But of you want to see it, then you must want it because there is something of value. But if its valuable, then why would she relinquish it? So good luck getting her to give it to you"
>>17075"Oh, I could easily take it by force, and Bob knows where her sekret lair is anyway (he was tailing her the WHOLE time),... I'm just being polite!" ^_^
>>17077"Bob is the ethereal green composite bow that follows Tracy around."
>>17073"O-okay..."
>>17076>pic for BobReeeeeeee! None of the other players were supposed to hear about the lair! Is sekrit!
>>17079>calling someone else a traitor>>17076"Any chance we can get Bob to share more info?"
>>17079"Thanks!" She pulls the garter out, keys in white, purple, purple, and 2nd purple, and a small pocket opens between the two white stones, from which she produces the Emerald Tablet and the Chaos Diamond (its a diamond btw, not an emerald). She then places the garter back in the side pocket, and produces the Disguise Mask.
If either items are not in the quiver, she'll divert to a different course of action, but assuming they are, that's what she does before giving the quiver back.
>>17080"Nope, he's my shadow-friend, one of the perks of being a Shadow Dancer. We can communicate implicitly, even though shadows can't ordinarily speak," she looks around at the inevitable lack of comprehension. "You didn't think Bob was the
bow did you? No, he's the shadowy essence that surrounds the bow."
>tfw built an entire fucking dungeon for the sole purpose of keeping tortured enemies and trophies from their bodies, but now I realize all these salty white-knights are going to get on my case all the time about something that was supposed to be sekrit
>>17065>>17067Finally
The faggots arrive
>>17073Hell, hell is going on
Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek before he states the stats of snek
>>17083>white-knightsI prefer the term tartan-knight
"What else should I know?"
"The bow is a Ghost-Touch (weightless, and able to be interacted with by ethereal creatures) Oathbow I picked up while venturing through the Abyss. Apparently some elven kingdom had been cast into the Abyss, and everyone had been killed. All that remained of the kingdom was a poor retarded elf-prince who had died defending the women and children. The women and children had died to, but of suicide rather than being slaughtered by infernals. That young boy was so resolute on protecting them that he had remained as a ghost, and used his newfound abilities to confuse, distract, and infuriate the demons long enough for the last of the elves drink their kool-aid and peacefully pass from the wretched existence that had been forced upon them. It was very sad, but I played a game with him that allowed him the chance to be the hero again and to finally comprehend that his duty had been done and so he finally passed on."
"I kept the bow, and later on when,... Bob became how he is, we found that he could operate it as a shadow. The rope is the only thing he can't touch, but since he only has one arrow, I attached it to the bow so he can retrieve and reuse it."
>>17087Is Secret
>>17088"Wow... That's... That's a lot"
>>17091"Yeah,... he had an incredible spirit (no pun intended), that boy. I don't know how long he had stayed there, but the castle was long in ruins, and still he maintained his post. I was glad to help him along," she smiles, but sniffs a bit.
>tfw confused, distracted, and infuriated
[angry nightmare noises]
Nice sob-story, stick-thrower.
[1d20 = 20]>>17093Grapple
>>17092"So you enslaved him as a helper?"
>>17094Kek
>>17093"We will help you sleep"
[1d20 = 3]>>17094>perfect grapple"Um,... what're you doing I'nis?"
T>stunning fist
>>17096>rolled a three"Please refrain from attacking Inferius. He knows
precisely what he is doing"
>>17096>>17098me and trump help tracy.
>>17098>Telling Thez what she can do with her bullfriend
>>17098You don't know Thez' base attack bonus. She's level 48.
Infernius is stunned, and releases Tracy.
>>17101"Do you have any idea what's been going on?"
>>17097*Spray bottles pony*
"Bad pony"
As Infernius regains mobility, Thez hands the quiver back to Tracy (the mas WAS in the side pocket, yes?). "Thanks, that was all I needed."
She puts the mask on but on top of her head, not over her face.
>>17102Technically,
I have no idea what's going on. I'm just making sure that Thez has back what will be needed for the fight. There is a reason she hinted to Tracy to go after the nerd, after all.
>>17103I don't remember taking it off, but she would've put it back.
>>17105Well, I remember you saying you had no interest in it at point, so I assumed. I could send her off to dig through your sekret lair if its not,....
[1d20 = 3]>>17105Grapples again.
Trump explain thez why.
Thez joins the grapple, and together she and Infernius easily detain Tracy.
"There. Carry on then!"
Thez <whooofs> away to talk to Lenos.
"Thez, this psycho has stabbed Inferius three times - maybe 4 - stabbed Tourcil, stolen our loot - twice. Lied to us, kicked me - twice. In general she's been nothing but malevolent to this group and corrosive to its cohesion. We find out just now that she has a sort of torture dungeon? We have reason not to trust her, and we believe we can fix her"
>>17109"Well... that was unexpected. Shackle her by the way"
>>17106I was referring to the mask: she would've put it back.
[2d20 = 29]>>17112K, then it played out as I depicted.
1st one is for Infernius, 2nd is for Tracy. Its a strength check to see if Tracy can break free.
>>17114>>17114"damn me good."
*Removed Bowler hat from pony*
>>17117"Damn right you are. Do you want to use mark or geas? What behavior do you want to prohibit?"
>>17118we need to get to bottom of why she crazy, me need to use the clerical magic of psychoanalysis.
>>17119"Does it work that way? You think you can de-crazy her?"
>>17118Itd need to be Mark of Justice, since I did say "Lesser Geas", which can only be cast on a 7hd or less creature.
>>17121REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geas is among that list of spells. It just has a casting time of 10 minutes is all
>>17120me never had to do this before but yeah me think there is pretty good chance it work.
>>17123"If you need me to help, just tell me how"
>>17122You missed the part in my reply where I said "Lesser, sure"
>>17125I though you meant "not that single-round casting version you suggested"
>>17126Nope, I meant Lesser Geas. Xp
>>17124we need take here to library in tower, it better place for psychoanalysis.
>>17127You've been super liberal with that faggot's powers
>>17128"And give her a chance to escape in the mean time? Tell me what you need and how you plan to go about this"
Thez <whoofs> back in holding what looks like a folding saw that is ridiculously ornate and as gem-studded as she is. "It came!" she beams before realizing that Tracy is now handcuffed. "Uhm,... what ARE you guys doing?"
(I'll assume Trump says the spiel from just a moment ago)
"You guys seem fine for having been stabbed,...."
>>17130"Inferius has the regenerating stone. He thanks you for asking, I am sure"
>>17129uh me need a comfortable chair,note pad, a lawn chair, and tiki toches.
>>17131"Oh right, that! Thank you for reminding me!" She raises her tail in front of her and pulls a bar-stud out of it, unpinning a white-gold ring that was pierced in place. "Can I,... trade you?" she blushes at Infernius.
>>17127Definitely mentioning this later
>>17132*retrieves items, although taking a while to do so*
>>17130>>17131Thez me help tracy me wouldnt hurt her.
"I'm just not putting up with her bullshit anymore."
>>17133yeah but how you get stone out of my stomaches?
>>17135"No I don't mean Tracy, I mean the regen stone. This ring does the same thing, but,... I... I'd like you to have it. But I'd need the stone back."
>>17137"How do you think? Put the ring on first. I'll help you with your whatever it is in exchange K?"
>>17138"Can you fix Tracy?"
>>17139"I didn't know there was anything wrong, but I'll go along with it if you think this is important."
>>17140Given. "Don't worry about the stone for now, we'll deal with this first."
Thez re-joins the grapple.
Trumpaladin tries to start
"Tracy..."
"Why do you fear being loved? Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17142me think that good start, tracy if you dont mind please answer questions.
>>17143"I think she might have fallen asleep"
He hasn't posted on any board in 30 minutes
>>17144Or he could realize this is inevitable. Between Infernius' strength and Thez' (even w/out augments she's silly-strong), both would have to roll simultaneous 1's for her to have a chance of breaking free.
Torc walks back with Mr. Snek holding a tenis ball
>looks at the mess
"What the hell happened while I was gone?"
>>17146"Hey Torcuil! We're just about to,... well I don't know what we're about to do!" Thez beams, restraining Tracy from one side while Infernius holds the other.
>>17145You sure I can't have some Starlight Glimmer powers to Friendship this bitch?
>>17148>>17147"God fucking da-
I leave for 1 fucking hour and you bloody wankstains couldn't fucking not attack Tracy?"
>>17150"Would you have rather seen Tracy attacking us?"
>>17150"We're not attacking her, we're just holding her down!"
"I'm hoping its for >rape"
>>17152"I tried raping her. It didn't work"
>>17151"Considering this looks a lot like what (((they))) did to my people. Id've prefered it if TRACY HAD STAYED IN THE DAMN CAVE (and out of trouble)"
>>17153"Well yeah, you're weak. Do you even lift?"
>>17155"Oh no the rape worked all right"
*points at any visible bulge or suggestion that Tracy is pregnant*
"Just not at fixing her personality"
>>17154"Tracy staying out of trouble? Kek. That's a good one"
>>17154"Don't worry, my faggot assures me that while this isn't exact, this is something along the lines of what he had in mind, and that it will work out for all parties. Also that all parties aren't going to like it.
Whatever THAT means."
>>17157"Fuck this, I'm out"
Torc grabs Mr. Snek as a staff, and runs
>>17157"Anything that makes her stop being hostile to the rest of us is a solution I like. Anything that doesn't is intolerable"
>>17158Remembering something Trollestia said to him
"Come back any time!"\r
>>17159He runs from that shit too
Sorry Tracy's faggot, I would have help, but I couldn't think of anything
REEEEEEE!!!! We need Tracy here for this! Unless we can just geas her. Wink wink
>>17160you do realize you're running from a psychiatric session right?
>>17161We do? Infernius and Thez have a combined str modifier of +20, while Tracy has a +1/+4 (cauchemar form).
>>17162Is that what this is? "How boring. Oh well, we agreed."
>>17166Nope they're turning the freakin pone gay
>>17166you can >rape later
>>17163At any cost, by any means necessary. Just get it done>>17166Uh... does that help fix her brain?
>>17167Wat. How are we turning her gay?
>>17168She can rape her after I've decided I do not want Tracy as a waifu. Even at this late hour I am not sure I want to give up on that. In the mean time, she stays as relatively pure as she can
>>17170No, it just means she would need to roll a high roll AND we'd both need to roll really low on the same round for her to break free (unless we tied her to a chair).
>>17170>pure>Trump's waifuPick one
>>17171What effect would a snek have in this situation?
>>17171Should probably tie her
>>17173Does he want to help us?
[1d20 = 18]>>17174Nope
Roll for Plague of Frogs
>>17174Yes, definitely tie her.
>>17173Uh, I don't know that I want to answer that question.
>>17175Inside the tower? God dammit,....
[3d20 = 24]>>17175>>17175Quick draw weapon smasher, smash whatever the hell needs to be smashed to keep this psycho from messing up our therapy session
[1d20 = 14]>>17178NO SMASH SNEK
>>17178Sigh. Unfortunately, everyone is now covered in frogs, causing you to fumble anything you weren't already holding.
*Everyone except Torcuil that is.
"This is a weird form of kink," Thez says, still holding Tracy. "Look, I said I would help, but I don't see how this is supposed to help anyone."
>>17180bestow curse -6 int
[3d20 = 25]>>17179>>17180What is that attack?
Tourcil, why do you want to destroy everything in the group?
>>17183Its a variation on Insect Swarm, except with frogs. Instead of attacking, they cause fumbling.
>>17180>>17181Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>17183"I don't, but cursing Tracy won't help. If you put the weapons down, and release Tracy, we can talk like adults and I'll call off the frogs"
>>17185"First off, learn how to back read. Second, we are not cursing Tracy. Did you not read where Inferius said this was a psychoanalysis session. Thirdly, you have to keep Tracy restrained or she runs off or stabs Inferius"
>>17187>mark of justiceYou draw an indelible mark on the subject and state some behavior on the part of the subject that will activate the mark. When activated, the mark curses the subject. Typically, you designate some sort of criminal behavior that activates the mark, but you can pick any act you please. The effect of the mark is identical with the effect of bestow curse.
>>17188I cast that on her two or three hours ago. Why are you sending frog plagues like you're King of the Jews?
>>17189"I don't know, it's totally not because your pretty much doing what happened to my people from (((them)))"
>>17190how is this any thing like that?
>>17190The English tried to prevent your people from lying, stealing, and stabbing people? The horror
Also, correction. That was six hours ago. Before I even left work
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>>17193Torc wasn't that long ago think of the future. Like 2100.
"No, but imagine them taking your friends. They then change them cause they don't like who they are. You ever seen that? Ain't pretty.
Now Tracy isn't perfect and neither are you. But we can fix this. Without the restrant and abuse."
>>17194"I am not going to be lied to, stolen from, etc, nor is Inferius going to continue to be stabbed. Help us put an end to it or leave us alone"
>>17194"I know your type. In my time and land we called them "liberals." It's never the criminal's fault, never. You can't punnish them for their crimes, nor can you arm yourself in defense. And don't even think about putting any blame on that peaceful people that loves to go around stabbing and driving trucks into crowds. Fuck off"
>>17195"Fine, do it your way with the abuse and curses"
Torc turns around and walks out.
"But dont expect anything to change"
Torc snaps his fingers and the frogs disappear
"And don't expect my help"
Torc leaves for his cave, hoping Tracy didn't take his scotch
>>17197"If you have a better way!"
Trump yells
>>17199I know. We need Tracy's faggot, but he's not here
>>17196As Torc hears this, and wishes Trump would understand
>>17198But he doesn't look back
>>17199RIP in peace GM
>>17201>rest in peace in peacekek
>>17201"If you have a better way, I am listening"
Not said loudly enough to really be heard
>mfw been watching like a cuck the whole time, but not really sure what to say now in this situation,because it hit a personal nerve for me...>>17160It's appreciated.
>>17204Not everyone takes the Game so personally
>>17205Says the man who said he would ban Tracy's faggot because he didn't like her playstyle
>>17205Nah, it's unrelated childhood crap
>>17206Yeah I was verbatim quoting his ban appeal message from this morning for the irony>>17207Oh... We can do it differently if you don't like this set up
>>17208NO!!! I'm a big boi nao! I don't need trigger accommodations!
>>17209Well, Torc's to sick of Trump to come back so I hope you have telopathic comunication
>>17209Trumpaladin goes to Tracy and unties her from the chair. He walks her over to where she can sit down
"Tracy... Why do you fear being loved?"
>>17211Never got tied cuz frogs.
"Can I let go now?"
>>17210Trumpaladin is the upholder of righteousness. But his faggot is a genuinely bad person.
Come back any time
>>17210Torc sees a face from the clouds
Torc> Who the fuck are you
Torc's faggot> the faggot controling you. Now listen, trump and the others are going about it a different way. Now go back.
T> fine you bitch
Torc turns around, wishing he didn't have to deal with these fucktards
"Tracy, I shall ask again
Why do you fear being loved?
Why do you fear belonging?"
>>17215KEK
>>17213"Kay!" Thez lets go and turns to Infernius. "You ready?" she says, pulling the stick out of her bracelet.
>>17211"... I.. I'm not sure.. It's just that.. this it what I am, and.. that's not going to change at all any time.."
*looks at the ground*
>>17216>belonging*long sigh*
>>17218"Do you not want to be one of us? Do you not want to be part of a larger group? One you make you own, and assume its fortunes and misfortunes?"
>Torc stops in the doorway
"Listen you faggots, the next one to grapple, bind, tie up, curse, infect, or harm another player gets turned into a newt. So, lets settle this"
>>17220He says this as Thez is preparing to disembowel Infernius.
GM just realized he misspelled "Casual" in the thread title
>>17221Torc notices the immenant disembowelment
"Why the hell did I come back"
"Now Tracy, come and talk with me for a minute. Trump, then you can talk to her"
>>17223"Sure. She doesn't trust me anyways"
>>17223Okay, I'm really fucking curious now
Where the hell diid the trips go?
>>17224"Okay, listen. I don't expect you to change much. Hell, I don't expect you to change at all. But you need to stop stabbing and stealing from everyone in the party. You can do this to your enemys, but not us.
Beides, Trump is not happy. Piss him off anymore? He'll take.the child and raise them without you. I know.you don't want that, and I don't want to see someone else lose a child. So please, stop stabbing us."
>>17231"Worse, he might stop playing altogether." ._.
>>17231".... That would make sense..."
*looks back at the ground*
>>17233"Listen Tracy, I don't like this either. But will you try, for your foal?"
>>17231>>17232>tfw you could never say this so effectively>>17234>I don't like you being asked to not stab other party membersWhere is Inferius to kick your ass?
>>17234"... I'd do literally
anything for my foal, no matter how much it changed me. It's just that sometime I wonder..
.. Just what have I been up until this point?"
>>17236A cute if somewhat stabby pony up until the transformation
>>17235Thats not what I meant
>>17236"Listen, you may never know you really where in the past. But what matters here is who you
are. Soon you'll be a mother, and hopfully married to (the somewhat annoying) Trupadlin.
But most of all, You are Tracy cage, and who you want to be"
>>17237You understand the least, it seems.
Where's Infernius? Did he 'fall asleep'' too?
>>17239Then I guess I don't
>>17238Tourcil can I answer some of these pwease
>>17242"Obviously you want me to leave now, so you two have at it"
Torc brings back Mr. Senk and talks with him
>>17243"No no, you can keep talking. She needs someone with credibility to talk to her. So by all means, continue"
>>17243To answer your earlier question, Snek is strong enough to wrestle Thez and have a better than 50/50 chance of winning, since she's unaugmented
"Tracy?"
Trumpaladin asks in a way that seems strangely reminiscent of licking your thumb and putting it up to the wind
>>17238>You are Tracy cage, and who you are meant to be"Hahahah..! Tracy Cage: the baddest OC of them all.."
*pauses for a bit*
"In the lace that I was born, people think differently from normal ponies. They're attention spans are inconsistent, either too short or too long. They spend hours on end looking for the single most offensive thing they can find, only to save in a place they'll never look again..
My nickname was the Element of Unoriginality; I alway's represented something that
wasn't there, like a 2D image covered in layers and layers of autism.
It's how I lived, how I live today. I'm edgy, that's what I am; that's
all I am. A product of a group of collective faggot's imaginations obsessive over one autistic nigger's April Fools joke. I didn't start out as edgy, people made me like this; and I'm actually glad they did...
If I weren't edgy, nopony would ever remember me."
I'm too fucking tired to type out the touching story I had planned, so expect garbage.
>>17247"Do they remember the one known as "Scruffy?"?
>>17248pwease gib touching story
>>17250This>>17247If you wanna wait until later/morning/w/e its fine, but don't hesitate to get uber-creative
>>17245Hey, thats pretty good. So are the rest of stats besides int the same as a constrictor?>>17247"No, not "meant to be."
Who you
want to be. Forget those people, make your own path. Define yourself rather than letting them define you. You have a chance here, a chance to redefine yourself. But only you can choose where you go."
I'm willing to wait if it means good back story.
>>17249"Of course they remember the Scruffy: the Evil One. He hurt them in places they didn't know they had; took away good things they took for granted. He was invisible, but they'll always remember the one who hurt them so badly for no other reason than that he wanted to: a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. There's a special place in everyone's memory for the Scruffy..."
*trails off*
>>17252>>17251I'm afraid I might forget it after waking up, but I really want to just go to bed... *reeees weakly*...
>>17254"Tracy, may I ask of you but one thing, exactly one? Do all that crap Tourcil mentioned, but please, please do not become Scruffy. Inferius and I kind of feel like you've been, well, "the invisible one who hurts us for no reason other than that you want to." Like you've been Scruffy in a way. Please don't be a symbol of terror, oppression and malfeasance. You don't have to be remembered that way"
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>>17256"That's all I want. Don't be the Evil Invisible One. I've already started to miss someone I took for granted..."
>>17256>>17254Who tf is scruffy? I'm confused>>17255Write down the bones, then meat it up tomorrow.
I'm leaving for the night, see y'all
>>17258Scruffy was an evil 4chan Janitor named "Yetsurday" who lead a purge of /mlp/ in 2013. It broke the spirit of the board
>>17258Yeesh, even I know of the scruffening
>>17260I know right. I'm a newfag
Yeah, sorry: I can't do this tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be able to explain why it's so important for Tracy to offend or harm everyone she meets, and why she'd be practically nothing if she stayed who she really was. Then I'll give her reaction, if I remember it.
I'm just too physically ill to stay up for a third entire night in a row.
>>17262Thez smiles and sniffs. "Its okay. Take care of yourself, but try to take care of your friends too K?"
>>17262She's gonna have to make at least one exception to that rule...
>>17261I bet I'm more of a newfag, at least as far as chan-boards are concerned
>>17265Lol, I promise you I have you beat
>>17266I'll take that bet, but lets discretely test at a later time
Alright:
Norway filly and Taylor Swift, I would like to hear from you ITT if you plan on participating on Saturday. Don't feel obligated or pressured, I am just looking to see if/how to integrate your characters. If you prefer to lurk and observe (or decline entirely) that's fine, no judgements or criticisms, but this next session is going to be as intense as I am able to affect. Additionally, (esp. wrt Norway) I want to assess how early we will need to start so to coordinate with and accommodate divergent timezones. I have no qualms with doing so, but I also don't know the schedules and responsibilities of current players. I hope you decide to join, either this session or future sessions, and we'll go from there.
>>17217Inis's faggot got side tracked with apple whiskey. Sorry guys.
Specifically im sorry to thez and her faggot.
>>17261>>17260>>17259Listen you faggots, I was still a newfag on 4chin when /mlpol/ so cut me some slack>>1726210 shekels says she doesn't want anyone to get to close to her, for fear of them abandoning/hurting/betraying her
>>17267>>17265>>17266I only started browsing during the republican primarys, and only because of /pol/
>>17269No worries, I passed out in the middle of a game session once remember?
>>17271>10 shekels I
won't take that bet, but I DO win the other. ^_^
>this thread is the first damned thing I think about when I wake up
>>17273Mlpol in general, but ^this in particular
Where is Tracy? I want to finish this!
And not do my law journal source pull assignment
>>17276Me too, I eagerly anticipate reading what she has to say, and not in a trollish sense.
>>17273>>17274I wish i could say this wasn't one of the first things, but I don't like lying
>>17276>>17277Gib bakstry plz
Irrelevant blogpost:
>be tracy's faggot
>wake up from 16 hour hibernation
>brain on fore (dumb bull cursed the wrong player)
>Everyone is still waiting for me to type something intelligent
>every instinct says "go back to bed"
>lol no
Where did we leave off again?
>>17279You were explaining yourself to all
>>17261>>17265>>17271Reeee! Why are you all newfags. You're not going to get any of my ancient/obscure references to elder /b/ and /co/
>>17279>intelligentNot really, just readable
>>17281I've got a savvy resource
Fug, I really don't want to do this.
Infernius, I'll trade you your horn for indulgences.
>>17281I'm just fine with everyone here being newfags. It means I am less bullied
>>17284You don't have to do it, just agree to not be openly hostile, or really secretly hostile, towards the rest of the group and everything is fine
>>17285*bullys hard*Let's take this a step back first.
What's the quick rundown current situation, altogether?
My memory is fucked.>>17286>pic
>>17287Inferius and Trumpaladin are pissed off with Tracy's general behavior (especially after she stabbed Inferius with Korak's Sword), so they take her and try to fix her. This most recent incident happens after Thez comes back, and she joined in. Tourcil is generally unpleased with this situation. Inferius has convinced Trumpaladin to use psychoanalysis instead of magic curses, and then Tourcil further negotiated for the restraints to be removed
Tourcil has just said some sappy Disney movie existentialist bullshit about "be who you want to be." Tracey gave this speech about being the element of originality. Trumpaladin got her to describe the evil Scruffy, and implored her to not be like him. And here we are
>>17288>fixWait, wat?
My memory really is fucked.
>>17289Inferius thinks that there is some way to use psycho therapy to make Tracy more friendly. That's what he is trying to do - to discover her past to help her in the present
>>17290>make Tracy more friendly>Tracy>Friendly>makeWtf happened while I was delirious from the plague? I gotta re-read this whole thread.
>>17291Take your time, my mug came today ^_^
>And for a moment, if only for just a moment, all was right with the world
>>17291Friendship is non-negotiable, anon
The stabbings (of party members) and thieving will end. By whatever means necessary, at any costs, and though Heaven itself must be destroyed.
It will end.
>>17292In his Autobiography, Leo Tolstoy tells of a myth of a man pursued by a vicious man eating tiger. He is pursued into a pit a pit, where he falls down the side, but is able to grab onto some exposed roots. He looks down at the bottom of the pit, and sees a nest of venomous cobras, hissing and ready to strike. He looks up at the top of the pit, and there is the tiger, roaring and waiting for him. He looks at the roots, and sees a comb of honey. He takes his hand and eats some honey. It was the sweetest honey he had ever tasted.
Enjoy your honey GM. I'm glad we could satisfy you with the products from the mlpol store
>>17294>GM lives in Seahawks-villeOh, the real fun is yet to come
>tfw you wake up from a literal coma and it looks like your character is about to be lobotomized, but you don't even remember how you got here or what you'll do from now on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
MUH NEUTRAL EVIL ALIGNED CHARACTER STYLE! FUG HAVING LAWS AND AMBITIONS AND TRUST N' SHIT! THERE ARE ONLY RAPISTS AND RAPE VICTIMS!
>>17296Just think of it as your character being raped by magic and friendship.
>>17296"Its all pretty clusterfucked, and I'll admit in having a hand in much of it. Can we all consider resigning the last couple days as having been a drawn out discussion about how the party is the rapists, and the enemies are the rape victims? I know deep down everyone likes eachother, since they're willing to go to such lengths to try and smooth things over.
Trump's position is that the role of a thief, even an evil thief, is to acquire and distribute gainz to the party (and stab
enemies) ]but not on a basis of "I don't want this, here have it", but "You can use this better than I can (while I stab more ppl)". Tracy's position of being unoriginal and,... well, damaged is sound, and I think everyone wants her to be however she wants, except not dysfuntionally. Tbh, my faggot has alot more to say on the matter, but he's giving me the floor for the time being. Basically, lets not fight eachother?" she pleads, before turning back to GM.
"NOW can I disembowel I'nis?"
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>>17297>distribute gainzOkay.
No promises; I hate promises (spoils the surprise/tension of the game).
>>17299"Yay! Now Trump, can you accept that Tracy (as a character) may not always be 100 percent honest, but that assuming she stops stabbing everyone and stealing everything not nailed down she is an otherwise valuable addition to the party even if she is infuriating at times?"
Tarrasqes don't have reproductive organs, do they?
>>17298>>17296I am not the rape victim, and that is the end of that
>Everyone wants her to be however she wantsI want my life, liberty, and property left alone, and I will kill anyone who tries to take these away. Texas rules, Motherfucker!
>>17299Nope! You make promises NAO
>>17300She'll be 100% honest with me and who cares how she is with everyone else
>>17301No, it is a unique creature
>>17302>You make promises NAOLawful Good cucks, btfo!
>>17304The nerd does tho. Probably hasn't gotten any either.
>>17302>No rape TrumpA fair demand
>Life, Liberty, PropertyYet again
>100% honestyDoes that include omissions? I'm trying to compromise here.
>>17301>Implying you'll live to see that fightWe ain't done with you here yet!
>>17305Do you want a chance to withdraw that statement? Because I am giving you a chance to withdraw that statement
GM, can we lobotomize her?
>>17306The compromise is she can stab, steal from, rape, and lie to Tourcil. Leave me and Inferius alone
I'll let her stab anyone she wants for whatever reason she wants. I just won't have her kill-off the party members unless I really want to.
Also, Torc is a bro. His character also seems to have figured out how not to activate the violent response matrix.
>>17309Leave my character alone, or I am quitting and banning you from this board on all of your IPs
>>17310No, fuck this. I'M quitting.
>game over
>>17312Don't even start with that high-horse bullshit. If you can't recognize that you are/were an equal
if not greatest part in this, maybe you're the one who deserves a ban.
>>17314"Thanks. Maybe."
>>17315Don't run off yet.
>>17317Because players have missed one of the most crucial and underlying purposes of this game, and are more interested in having their way than trying to play along
with one another in the interest of
everyone getting to have a good time. Wall of text inbound.
>>17318Don't worry, I'll ban myself too.
>>17318Just let Tracy and Trumpaladin duel to the death, with the loser
permanently removed from the game. It's the most elegant solution, as it removes only one player, and allows the winner to have full reign.
>>17288>disney movie exsyentialist bullshit"I CAN HEAR YOU"
>>17292Nice mug
First and foremost, the whole point in and of this game is to practice creativity, to excite and develop one's capacity to respond to a situation and come up with solutions. D&D is a particular game/practice that - while I have no statistical analysis to present - is among the most neurologically developmental practices I can think of, particularly when done over an imageboard.
The sheer act of playing involves visualization, comprehension, imagination, expression, reconsideration, and a whole slough of other activities all at the same time, and especially when misunderstandings occur. Not only is the player creating the scene in their head, but they're creating a response to the situation, and even those responses are determined and affected by a simple die roll, causing increased and continual refinement of both intention, causality, and actual occurrence. I am quite certain that if players were hooked up to an EEG (or whatever the brain-scan device is) their brains would fucking light up, in more ways than almost any game or practice in existence. In a previous thread anon asked "How does one practice and train the resolve" and tbh, this is the best answer I came up with.
Additionally, D&D is such that no one can play without having their inherent psychology bubble up (I think I alluded to this at one point), which can then be either addressed or ignored. It is no coincidence that Tracy's faggot chose a psychopathic, edgy, damaged pony as a character, nor is it a coincidence that Trump's faggot chose to play Trumpaladin. I'm not saying either faggot is a psychopath etc. nor that Trump is likewise, but the characters pertain to one or more elements in their psychology that may or may not be worth addressing. Take me for example, Thez is - among other things - a manifestation of my own helplessness in facing aspects of existence that I lack the power to address or affect. Whether its the untimely and painful demise of dear friends, or unfortunate happenings in my childhood - both of which still haunt me to this day - this is my method of coping and trying to pick apart piece by piece the things which are useful and noteworthy and process the rest to the best of my ability. I don't know anyone's particular circumstances, but I could reference numerous comments throughout that suggest to me a greater mental issue which players might not be aware of or have addressed.
More still, the game is designed to give players the opportunity to develop a greater sense of compromise. In crafting this campaign, I deliberately broke numerous 'rules' advised in the DM's guide (most notably the "no divergent alignments" rule) expressly so that players can come to practice compromise and mutual self and group improvement, which are essential and requisite skills in life and which I have come to realize are skills that may be less-developed in anon-board participants; that has been my experience on 4chan, and is my experience on Mlpol.net. (more)
>>17323Don't be an asshole. Read it. I read it
>>17323It's worth it. It's thoughtful, and not full of salt like everything else in this thread.
I had hoped that presenting players with relatively clear and obvious challenges (which would become increasingly more difficult and vague over time) would allow players to grow together in a sense, as well as giving a venue to interact on a level which positively excites all 4 essential brain chemicals (Endorphins, Dopamine, Seratonin, and Oxytocin), for both immediate and long-term benefit, which is something that I personally am lacking practice and experience with. More specific to context, I offered players all the means to build whatever fucking items they wanted, virtually unlimited resources (if they asked the right questions), and limitless room to grow and develop things however they desired.
On a personal note, I looked forward every day to driving myself to the brink of mental/physical exhaustion just to add whatever touches or artefacts or what have you just to make it even the slightest bit more compelling, in hopes that among other things a developing fascination and enthusiasm might spread to other parts of the board.
Metaphysically, this game was supposed to be a microscopic venue in which players take control and authority over the game, which transitions into their own lives and circumstances. Allegorically, it was to allow players the chance to voodoo against forces and individuals outside their ability to combat or oppose, Soros being the very least of what I had hope to script. (still more)
>>17318>>17322>>17328Happy to see game is still on.
>as I understand it
I'm trying not to be salty about it, so I'll just say it.
Trump, you're a bit of a tyrant. Tracy, you're a bit of a narcissist. Infernius, you're a bit too eager to please. Torcuil, you're a bit too aloof. Me? I'm a sociopath. We all have our faults, and I hoped we might be able to address them, subconsciously if not consciously. I won't go on at length about how things 'should' have gone, but I will say I would rather end the game now than watch it descend into an increasing degree of vitriol over fucking make-believe. Remember, we're essentially playing with dolls here, no matter how attached or detached we as individuals are to our characters. I am particularly disappointed in how at the verge of including new players, increasing threats of stabbing whoever or cutting one another's parts off (even if it IS fictional) lead inevitably to threats of banning people outright. I'm astonished that this is how individuals who are among a group that freely and openly touts that Friendship is Magic are willing to feel justified in such activity. And that's without putting in manipulative shit designed to induce an emotional response, which I am better than average at, and MORE than prepared to do.
So, let me put it to you all this way:
Is it possible that Tracy - stabbing whoever or whatever she wants - could "just happen" to not want to stab, steal from, outright lie to, or otherwise malign the party?
Is it possible that Trump - responding to his particular idiosyncrasies and proclivities - might be a little more lax about demanding compliance from his allies?
Is it possible that Torcuil - in still being the 'cave dweller' that he was/is - might be willing to magic some assertive resolutions to the situation without walking away? You DO know that you're essentially the most powerful character in the game, aside from Thez who - spoiler alert - was going to be a character who regresses in experience and ability?
Is it possible that Infernius,... ah I don't have much against him; I haven't figured out if its bias or not yet.
Basically, my overall rhetorical question is this: is it worth it to continue playing, if everyone is going to end up tearing each-other apart?
>end rant
>>17330im glad you said all this. the only way to work through our problems is to have them all out in the open.
I lied, I've got one more
>>17331... Okay..
I'm kind of still want non-lethal stabbing, but whatever...
The riddle of the faggot. I deliberately directed characters to be aware of their faggots for a philosophical point. The idea is that behind the faggots is another sort of faggot, who controls their actions and behaviors. One could call this 'God' or 'Spirit' or whatever, but the idea is that what the player feels as compulsion, inevitable response to circumstances, the natural course of events playing out or whatever, is dictated imperceivably by some'thing' beyond the individual's ability to perceive, and yet can be known to some degree. The characters are aware of their faggots, and yet the characters are entirely at the whim of their faggots. Characters do NOT decide what they are going to do or how they are going to respond, no matter how artistically that is made to seem. Tracy's faggot DOES have dictatorial control of Tracy, regardless of what Tracy Cage's OC has depicted in memes and artwork. Trump's faggot DOES have dictatorial control of Trump, regardless of what/how the real Trump acts and depicts himself.
The ball is in your court, and I'll break every rule in the fucking book to make that possible, and try to make it entertaining and compelling, even to my own detriment (and believe me, I've thought long about the implications of that too).
All I ask is that you PLEASE stop trying to force one another to act per your OWN desires and requirements. I don't even care if you kill yourselves off a dozen times or more, there's PLENTY of ways to undo THAT (incidentally, Infernius is almost as powerful as Torcuil, just that Torcuil can use both arcane and divine spells), but if we ARE to continue, make it about Lulz rather than spite and venom.
>NOW I'm done
>>17330>>17331Fully understand your feeling. And if it is going to be a downward spiral to blackpill station, and not to friendship and magic, much if not all of the fun will be missing.
>still hope friendship will win in the end
>>17322>no one can play without having their inherent psychology bubble up... which can then be either addressed or ignoredI know
>Numerous comments throughout that suggest to me a greater mental issue which players might not be aware of or have addressedPlease listen to me because I would really like you to understand what I am about to say: I am fully well aware of my personality flaws
and how they have reflected in this game
>I had hoped that presenting players with relatively clear and obvious challenges... would allow players to grow together in a senseNow matter how little it may have showed, I promise you, it did
>I looked forward every day to driving myself to the brink of mental/physical exhaustion just to add whatever touches or artefacts or what have you just to make it even the slightest bit more compellingSo did I, and you did
>this game was supposed to be a microscopic venue in which players take control and authority over the game, which transitions into their own lives and circumstances. Allegorically, it was to allow players the chance to voodoo against forces and individuals outside their ability to combat or opposeThat's exactly where it all went wrong. I discovered over the summer that I have the strong tendency to feel like the people around me, who I am supposed to be working with and trusting, are plotting and working against me. I am paranoid and megalomaniacal. And the game, unfortunately, just created another instance where I felt powerless to prevent people from working and plotting against me. That was the source of all of the problems in game.
>Trump, you're a bit of a tyrantI know
>I would rather end the game now than watch it descend into an increasing degree of vitriol over fucking make-believeI know. I wish my IRL were going well enough to compensate me
>I am particularly disappointed in how at the verge of including new players, increasing threats of stabbing whoever or cutting one another's parts off (even if it IS fictional) lead inevitably to threats of banning people outright.I know
>I'm astonished that this is how individuals who are among a group that freely and openly touts that Friendship is Magic are willing to feel justified in such activity.I know
>Is it possible that Trump - responding to his particular idiosyncrasies and proclivities - might be a little more lax about demanding compliance from his allies?I don't know. I am more damaged than I realize
>is it worth it to continue playing, if everyone is going to end up tearing each-other apart?I need peace
>PLEASE stop trying to force one another to act per your OWN desires and requirements.Is "don't be overtly malevolent" that unreasonable? Okay...
>if we ARE to continue, make it about Lulz rather than spite and venomThis.
>>17339>Is "don't be overly malevolent" that unreasonable?No. My only comment on that is "baby steps".
>More damagedWe're anons posting on a nazi-horsefucker board. I'd be surprised indeed if every one of us wasn't scarred more or less.
>I wish my IRL...I'm in a similar boat. Being here (in thread and in board) has helped me grow by degrees I'd never have imagined, and pardon my selfishness in wanting that to continue at all costs.
I'm sorry if that all came across as brow-beating. This whole game - from start to current - has been far more emotionally involved/-ing than I could have predicted. I've gotten triggered more times than I can count, and each time has been a learning experience for me. I just want everyone to be there for one another, even if they're not getting along at the moment.
I'll have no more threats of banning legit players tho. You may be a mod, but I won't tolerate that. I've come to rely on you in particular
because you have the authorization to affect change beyond mine. In exchange, I promise not to get salty if you wanna mangle Tracy now and again. Deal?
>>17342>We're anons posting on a nazi-horsefucker board. I'd be surprised indeed if every one of us wasn't scarred more or less.you're right.
Also to the IRL bit, making one's situation better is a mix of perseverance and patience; the former is a matter of practice and resolve, the latter is a matter of both relaxing and/or occupying one's self in the interim.
>>17343P.S. I'm not just talking about ITT (that's for the lookie-lous)
>>17330>aloofCan't argue with that
>>17331Oui, but I had nothing at that point.
Can't help the fag if the fag isn't there.
Also, you're doing a great job GMing
GM why cant Lenos extend the barrel of a gun? I'm not asking for the pistols to turn into a GUA avenger
I've already come this far, might as well get it all outThez and I - and the fact that I can express that without shame, guilt, misgivings, or whatever - love you guys. Its not romantic, but there is a degree of intimacy. Trump IS fearless, upstanding, and resolute. Torcuil IS reasonable, considerate, and brilliantly creative. Infernius
"I'nis!" IS a paragon of generosity and selflessness. Tracy IS an archetypal lone-wolf, yet contributive, and often surprisingly social. Your characters - and though them you - have re-ignited aspects of MYSELF that were quite literally deadened. As pissed as I was earlier, I'll keep these threads going as long as there are players willing to play.
>>17345Wait, that's all you wanted? Yeah, he can do that (I thought you wanted to modify the mechanics or something) Also, yeah I was grasping on that bit.
>>17345I like the aloofness: it's fitting for an old cave-NEET who gained meme powers by studying ancient shitposts in isolation.
*stealthily removes knives from haggis*
>>17346Can we have a fresh bread without drama, and leave the salt-posting in this one?
>>17348It would be my pleasure
>>17346>Thez and I - and the fact that I can express that without shame, guilt, misgivings, or whatever - love you guysD'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. i love you to
no homo>Infernius "I'nis!" IS a paragon of generosity and selflessnessim just glad to help.
>>17342>Being here (in thread and in board) has helped me grow by degrees I'd never have imaginedThat's my problem though. I feel like this whole experience has fed into and made worse my paranoia - and it's a problem I've never had IRL. It's also fed into megalomania by making an arms race necessary, and megalomania
is a problem I have IRL. I'm not sure if I am growing or degenerating
>I'll have no more threats of banning legit players tho.It's because it's the only power I have. I am completely powerless otherwise...
>In exchange, I promise not to get salty if you wanna mangle Tracy now and again. Deal?Can I have something to make the fights a little more in my favor...?
>making one's situation better is a mix of perseverance and patience; the former is a matter of practice and resolve, the latter is a matter of both relaxing and/or occupying one's self in the interimCan I be forgiven if I want more trustworthiness?
I wish I could join in on the lubby-dubby, but I am not well right now
>>17352whats wrong friend can i help in someway?
>>17353>>17354D'aww, thanks. I'm fully aware this bullshit has been my doing, by the way
I'm going to wait to bake, 'cuz I want to do it right.
>>17351>megalomaniaAn old friend of mine once asserted that there is no such thing as a person who doesn't have or express some form of megalomania, and that all one can do is learn to manifest it in ways that are more or less appropriate. I also experience elevated (often extreme) levels of paranoia, particularly in my professional and personal affairs. I don't know that I have any solutions to offer at the moment, but I'll commit myself to it, to whatever degree I can.
>banning is only power, are powerlessThat is NOT true, and I hope I/we can help with that.
>make fights more in favorAre you talking combat fights, or group in-fights?
>more trustworthinessThat's one of the parts of your position I agree with entirely. I'm one for compromise, but I feel you're absolutely right on that. You need no forgiveness, but if you feel you do, you are forgiven.
>>17355Everyone played their part, me most of all (no matter how I may want to rationalize otherwise).
>>17356>make fights more in favor>Are you talking combat fights, or group in-fights?hes talking about fights with tracy i think.
>>17357I'm way ahead on that part
sorry Tracy
>>17351>Can I have something to make the fights a little more in my favor…?Do you not realize that I've intentionally made sure to only give her powers that your character is resistant/immune to (I make her decisions with math, so it's annoying to me if she sees opportunities? She's a field monster: you could knock her out in just 1-2 hits with Smite Evil
(It's the safe word! I've been hinting at this for weeks now. Remember it!)
GM can you look up the artillery luger, and tell me if lenos can do that?
>>17360So like this, or longer?
>>17361while we are talking about firearms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UExcdWxmev8can i get something like pic related?
>>17339I can tone down to malevolence, gradually.
But seriously, why do you have to make things harder than it is? You
know that I make most decisions with math, but you still treat it like it's some kind of power struggle? Why does your character always ask so many obscure inquisitive questions that his faggot already knows the answer to? You
know that she's going to be doing all this edgy/evil shit in secret, but your character keeps prying or making passive-aggressive movements to mess-up whatever he doesn't actually know is going on (i.e. following Tracy all the way to the dome for no reason, while Port Barry was being burned down). I have to pull-out a graphing calculator in every scene she's in with your character in it, so stop intentionally saying stuff that no sane person would say around their psychotic stalker: she's not oblivious to your character casually implying he doesn't like her or that he likes other females; I have to jump through hoops to avoid violent outcomes with muh flowcharts.
Just let me do evil shit in secret so I can play her as neutral in the open, and stop making your character ask questions he wouldn't think of or make passive-aggressive movements like it's some kind of game of chess. Nothing my character does hampers yours directly, so let him mind his own business while the mysterious ghost pony wreaks havoc on unrelated/deserving populous at night.
>>17361Yes like that, but god those colors are awful for a gun.
Now I can shoot stuff from half a mile away. Sniping time
>>17358I don't care if he has total advantage over her specifically, just please don't nerf my character's advancement in other areas.
>>17363>You know that I make most decisions with mathWhy do you do that. Change the math to something better for the rest of us
>>17364I thought you'd like the colors,....
How about this then? This is more along the lines of how I envisioned the guns to begin with.
>>17365Noted, and I think I can accommodate
>>17363As I said to him "Baby steps"
>>17362Its possible, but you'll have to ask the right people the right questions.
>>17359>Change the math to something better for the rest of usIt's not so easy as it sounds (you try to create your own math system to emulate a psychotic mindset). The system as created to abdicate control and make the game more interesting. I reserve one rotating day per week for pure faggot-driven banter.
Also, if I changed it or tried to predict where it will come out as, it wouldn't really be a yandere plot, would it? An essential part to a yandere story is the unpredictable potential violence.
>>17367Thats better, gold is terrible look
>>17363>Why does your character always ask so many obscure inquisitive questions that his faggot already knows the answer to? So he can get answers
>You know that she's going to be doing all this edgy/evil shit in secret, but your character keeps prying or making passive-aggressive movements to mess-up whatever he doesn't actually know is going onI think you just answered your own question there
>I have to pull-out a graphing calculator in every scene she's in with your character in itJust... why would you play like that?
>following Tracy all the way to the dome for no reason, while Port Barry was being burned downHow the hell do you come to that interpretation? I was going somewhere because I wanted to expand my empire, and I didn't give a shit what you were doing. And neither of us knew Port Barry was burning down. Cardishore was the city recommended by GM. I would have just as happily gone anywhere else
>or make passive-aggressive movements like it's some kind of game of chessThen don't play chess with loot or unicorns
>let him mind his own business while the mysterious ghost pony wreaks havoc on unrelated/deserving populous at night.He's Paladin of Port Barry, so Port Barry is his business
>>17371>eat faces"Check!"
>>17372I'm sorry, but if your character can't stop prying needlessly on whims he shouldn't have with his level of knowledge, don't expect me not to be sneaky about things; I still intent to play an evil character.
>>17363Nigger, I scored high on the LSAT. I can do basic logic. If Tracy disappears exactly at the moment the unicorn is being talked about, that means Tracy is going for the unicorn, or at least the odds are high enough to merit spending time on it. Same with who took the thing, and so on and so forth. I have been limiting knowledge
>>17375>prying needlessly on whimsIt's called being suspicious. If you don't want that, then stop being suspicious
>>17373Fukkin subb'd! TY!
>>17375May I suggest that Tracy interpret Trump's inquisitiveness as genuine interest rather than prying? Given Tracy's interest in him, wouldn't his questions be interpreted as concern and/or growing devotion? Rather than respond defensively, might she instead respond with intrigue?
>>17375And I still intend to play a Good one you kike. Have you learned nothing.
>>17373Okay, meta-gaming isn't wasn't I thought it was
New, Low-sodium bread when?
>>17377This.
The love interest can be Yandere too
>>17377I'd have to remove the detachment matrix for that. I applied it because it seemed like he wanted to tone-down the stalking aspect, and I didn't feel like doing all the work to program increasingly romantic ERP charts for him
>>17381>>17382WEEEEB
what do those mean?>>17373>I'm a noob at RPGs so I cant meta most d&d shitI'm okay with this
>>17380How did you know I was going with "Low Sodium"? Soon.
>>17386its the next logical step.
>>17384Wat.
>>17385Yandere means an person with an obsessive romantic interest that outwardly presents the appearance of niceness, but on the inside is just crazy and aggressive. Tsundere is basically the inverse, being hostile and cold on the outside, but being loving on the inside
>>17386>>17380I don't think we've resolved the issue. A less salty bread can wait until there is less salt
>>17389I want low-sodium now, so I can post stuff I want there, and dump my autism in this cesspool of a thread.
>>17388>watI took extensive lengths to create a system that minimized increasing attachment and the decay it created, and applied a function to make it so that your character isn't the center of the world anymore.
>>17390Can we not have Yandere decay though? That just creates a monster none of us want to see
>>17391The system itself is created to regulate decay and become increasingly chaotic: it was originally developed for this purpose. The detachment matrix slows the process, but relies on the character focusing on other thought-lines to obscure obsession: in this case, that thought being the arrival of the new most important being in the world.
>>17392did you even watch the video? it shows you how to play an evil character.
>>17392>waits for salt to be mined
>>17392Uh... Okay. Just can you play it in a way that isn't unfun for the rest of us?
>>17394Fuck off
"Maybe this will help," Lenos says with a strange multi-button rod in his hands.
He points it at the party, and not dissimilar to the Frog Swarm, a stampede of adorable kittens shoots forth from the tip, covering everyone in adorable little buzzes with big eyes and cute little ears. The whole place is now filled with the sound of "Mew"s.
>>17396infernuis hugs as many kittens as possible.
*freezes in place not sure what to do*
"A.. A-ah..! W-wha-what do I do with them? They're all so.. fluffy!"
Finish salty things in this bread, and when its settled, there's a new bread.
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/17398.html#17401
>>17395Sure.. I can do some more math..
>>17393I did, it was helpful.
>>17404Good. I hope we can leave drama behind
>>17403Can you give me something so I don't feel deletion-y. Pwease
How about (and I'll dup-post in new bread) we agree to disagree, but not act like faggots toward one another, or else GM will start nerfing characters left and right? ^_^
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles
No offense, I find that most players are being much more reasonable
>>17419>How about (and I'll dup-post in new bread) we agree to disagree,What
>No offense, I find that most players are being much more reasonableWhat