This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Odd, that op pic was deliberately a thumbnail, yet it appears in big. So much for the ants joke
>>14316
This isn't the first time Korak's profession has hit a nerve
>>14316
This isn't the first time Korak's profession has hit a nerve
>>14311 →
"If we have to fight Korak, we all fight Korak. But should we need to split between his soldiers and him, I think we can arrange that you and either I or Inferius are the ones who take him on. Also what Inferius said"
"I really hope we don't have to fight him though. It was difficult enough with all four of us, we really can use his knowledge and his power, and you see how much the townspeople love him. I also don't know if Tracy will show tonight"
"If we have to fight Korak, we all fight Korak. But should we need to split between his soldiers and him, I think we can arrange that you and either I or Inferius are the ones who take him on. Also what Inferius said"
"I really hope we don't have to fight him though. It was difficult enough with all four of us, we really can use his knowledge and his power, and you see how much the townspeople love him. I also don't know if Tracy will show tonight"
>>14318
>>14316
"That's fine, that's fine. As I said, I think I can convince him to stop and do something else more profitable"
>>14319
Thez was sold as a slave as a child
>>14322
Hmmm...
"Actually Inferius, that's a very good idea. Let Korak challenge Tourcil to a duel in exchange for who knows what. Whoever wins, we win"
>>14316
"That's fine, that's fine. As I said, I think I can convince him to stop and do something else more profitable"
>>14319
Thez was sold as a slave as a child
>>14322
Hmmm...
"Actually Inferius, that's a very good idea. Let Korak challenge Tourcil to a duel in exchange for who knows what. Whoever wins, we win"
>>14295 →
>[sounds of magical sparks as hoofs connect]
>we marefriends nao
What time is it in game time? Anyway, Tracy keeps leading Slovenia past the forest into the meadow, keeping a sharp sense out for potential threats, while getting to know the unicorn pony rambling the kind of girlish nonsense that girlfriends normally make with eachother, until she finally lands on the relevant topic of the worldly horses:
"... bla bla bla marestuff bla...
And so, as far as I've read and observed, the equines of this world aren't anywhere near the same as they are in Equestria. Aside from size and intelligence, the real difference is that they don't really have any organization: princesses, no towns or laws. They either work as livestock or bound about in the wild like animals. Some of the unicorns seem to act like holders of authority, but it seems more like some sort of religious thing than anything else. And don't get me started on the "Earth" horses; they don't even have a trace of magic inside of them.. bla bla bla more marestuff...
I could only wonder, if my child, as a foal, were born into a world like this, would it be considered chattel until it spoke up for itself? I want to make sure that my foal has the best upbringing possible, but in a world like this... bla bla bla ravings of a pregnant female bla bla bla..
I know this is shitty, but it's the best I can do for now, in this state... I'll finish their chat and her propositions in a few minutes when I get this stuff out of my system, then move on to the next step.
>[sounds of magical sparks as hoofs connect]
>we marefriends nao
What time is it in game time? Anyway, Tracy keeps leading Slovenia past the forest into the meadow, keeping a sharp sense out for potential threats, while getting to know the unicorn pony rambling the kind of girlish nonsense that girlfriends normally make with eachother, until she finally lands on the relevant topic of the worldly horses:
"... bla bla bla marestuff bla...
And so, as far as I've read and observed, the equines of this world aren't anywhere near the same as they are in Equestria. Aside from size and intelligence, the real difference is that they don't really have any organization: princesses, no towns or laws. They either work as livestock or bound about in the wild like animals. Some of the unicorns seem to act like holders of authority, but it seems more like some sort of religious thing than anything else. And don't get me started on the "Earth" horses; they don't even have a trace of magic inside of them.. bla bla bla more marestuff...
I could only wonder, if my child, as a foal, were born into a world like this, would it be considered chattel until it spoke up for itself? I want to make sure that my foal has the best upbringing possible, but in a world like this... bla bla bla ravings of a pregnant female bla bla bla..
I know this is shitty, but it's the best I can do for now, in this state... I'll finish their chat and her propositions in a few minutes when I get this stuff out of my system, then move on to the next step.
Praise Epona
>>14332
"As I said before, if we can do this with no fighting, we don't fight. If this degenerates into an all out war, we fight an all out war. I am not sure if Tracy is coming back, so keep that in mind when determining if you want to get violent.
By diplomacy if possible, by force if necessary."
>>14331
So no time to get the treasure?
"As I said before, if we can do this with no fighting, we don't fight. If this degenerates into an all out war, we fight an all out war. I am not sure if Tracy is coming back, so keep that in mind when determining if you want to get violent.
By diplomacy if possible, by force if necessary."
>>14331
So no time to get the treasure?
"You want to know why I'm sick of this shitbag slaver?" Torc says, anger and sadness growing in his voice.
"(((they))) took over my land. Their dystopian ideology brought sorrow to me and my family. (((They))) enslaved the people that didn't agree with them. Slowly I learned about "Wallace's Army". We where going to try to tak bake our land. I became a member, and quickly climbed the ranks. We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))). Eventually one of our members was caught. He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting. I escaped, but my family was found and enslaved before execution. I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes. I promised my revenge against (((them))), and escaped to the mountains. There I learned of Meme Magic after finding some manuscripts in a cave. I studied for years but I became careless and was found by a patrol. I luckily escaped, thanks to my magic, but I was injured during the escape. I returned to my cave and passed out due to injury, stress and blood loss. And then I woke up in the pryamid."
"(((they))) took over my land. Their dystopian ideology brought sorrow to me and my family. (((They))) enslaved the people that didn't agree with them. Slowly I learned about "Wallace's Army". We where going to try to tak bake our land. I became a member, and quickly climbed the ranks. We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))). Eventually one of our members was caught. He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting. I escaped, but my family was found and enslaved before execution. I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes. I promised my revenge against (((them))), and escaped to the mountains. There I learned of Meme Magic after finding some manuscripts in a cave. I studied for years but I became careless and was found by a patrol. I luckily escaped, thanks to my magic, but I was injured during the escape. I returned to my cave and passed out due to injury, stress and blood loss. And then I woke up in the pryamid."
"bla bla bla marestuff bla..
... and so, from the books I found at the tower, I learned quite a few things about this world. The equines here may be different from our kind, but under certain circumstances, they can be changed...
Tracy and Slovenia continue walking away from hoo-man civilization as Tracy's faggot suffers from crippling headaches
... and so, from the books I found at the tower, I learned quite a few things about this world. The equines here may be different from our kind, but under certain circumstances, they can be changed...
Tracy and Slovenia continue walking away from hoo-man civilization as Tracy's faggot suffers from crippling headaches
>>14335
"I see.
Tourcil, you were not here for this, but here is what I learned from Korak. Sechs confirmed it and it matches with what Thez told me.
There is a greater evil at work here. There is an arch mage who demands massive tribute from all lands and who kills at will. He rides the Tarrasque as a mount. This man is a slaver on a much, much grander scale than Korak. This man is this realm's incarnation of Bolshevism - the all inslaving ideology. This arch mage is this realm's version of "Wallace's Army." I do not think we can defeat him as we are now. We need help and allies. As you well know, Korak is an asshole, but he hates the mage, wants him dead, and he has power and resources. We need Korak as an ally to kill the Greater Evil. He has offered his ship, I think we can get more out of him, and at minimum we get information from him.
That is why we must keep Korak alive"
>>14336
Oh good
"I see.
Tourcil, you were not here for this, but here is what I learned from Korak. Sechs confirmed it and it matches with what Thez told me.
There is a greater evil at work here. There is an arch mage who demands massive tribute from all lands and who kills at will. He rides the Tarrasque as a mount. This man is a slaver on a much, much grander scale than Korak. This man is this realm's incarnation of Bolshevism - the all inslaving ideology. This arch mage is this realm's version of "Wallace's Army." I do not think we can defeat him as we are now. We need help and allies. As you well know, Korak is an asshole, but he hates the mage, wants him dead, and he has power and resources. We need Korak as an ally to kill the Greater Evil. He has offered his ship, I think we can get more out of him, and at minimum we get information from him.
That is why we must keep Korak alive"
>>14336
Oh good
>>14335
that sad torc, me have similar story, infernuis was born just outside of Germaneigh,unfortuenantly for infernuis me was born cursed with red pelt.
because me cursed me never have friends,that make infernuis sadboy. all minotuar and even ponies used to bully infernuis when me was little.
this made infernuis mad so me go into mountains to get away from bullies. thats where infernuis see book under rock
it was book by Adolf Hitler. (infernuis have confession to make friends, me cant read but me can read book for some reason).
infernuis spend years getting redpilled in mountains.infernuis try to go home after awhile.to tell people truth about the (((griffons)))
but instead of getting told "infernuis you great" me get told "those griffons dindu nuffin theys good boys and the opressive minotuars need to stop being so racist."
talk go on for awhile and the news get to (((lord weimar))) he then have infernuis hanged for heresy. very sad story me know. that differnt book fom one i have now.
that sad torc, me have similar story, infernuis was born just outside of Germaneigh,unfortuenantly for infernuis me was born cursed with red pelt.
because me cursed me never have friends,that make infernuis sadboy. all minotuar and even ponies used to bully infernuis when me was little.
this made infernuis mad so me go into mountains to get away from bullies. thats where infernuis see book under rock
it was book by Adolf Hitler. (infernuis have confession to make friends, me cant read but me can read book for some reason).
infernuis spend years getting redpilled in mountains.infernuis try to go home after awhile.to tell people truth about the (((griffons)))
but instead of getting told "infernuis you great" me get told "those griffons dindu nuffin theys good boys and the opressive minotuars need to stop being so racist."
talk go on for awhile and the news get to (((lord weimar))) he then have infernuis hanged for heresy. very sad story me know. that differnt book fom one i have now.
I hate asking for spoilers/reminders, did Trollestia say that that golf course back there was her territory/responsibility? I forget.. She, as a celestial charger, would be able to detect anything going on in her territory, right? Tracy loathes Trollestia and doesn't trust her at all, but she feels obligated to lead her to a place where she'll be safe from hoo-man civilization and predators, so what she said earlier could have impact on her course of action.
Fuck! My brain is melting.
Fuck! My brain is melting.
>>14343
>doesn't want them to meet
Well fug.. A rational person would lead their new friend to the animal refugee camp, but Tracy... *holds temple in extreme pain* .. She might do what's right.
Give me a few minutes to unwind.. In the mean time, I'd appreciate any response or personality background on Slovenia, especially her opinion on worldly horses and other equines.
>doesn't want them to meet
Well fug.. A rational person would lead their new friend to the animal refugee camp, but Tracy... *holds temple in extreme pain* .. She might do what's right.
Give me a few minutes to unwind.. In the mean time, I'd appreciate any response or personality background on Slovenia, especially her opinion on worldly horses and other equines.
>>14347
What do you mean 'doesn't want them to meet'? Troll is at the tower. Unless you burn the grove to the ground, she won't interfere.
What do you mean 'doesn't want them to meet'? Troll is at the tower. Unless you burn the grove to the ground, she won't interfere.
>>14345
"I may have misunderstood you, that's not important. What is important is that there is a reason Korak needs to survive and become an ally of ours. Maybe we can make it where he agrees to duel you in exchange for a promise - a promise we can enforce with magic if necessary. But in any event, let's delay fighting until we see just how amenable he is"
In a distant dimension, an ancestor of Trumpaladin from Southern England smiles
>>14347
There are a number of places you could keep her that no one would find her and you wouldn't need Trollestia
"I may have misunderstood you, that's not important. What is important is that there is a reason Korak needs to survive and become an ally of ours. Maybe we can make it where he agrees to duel you in exchange for a promise - a promise we can enforce with magic if necessary. But in any event, let's delay fighting until we see just how amenable he is"
In a distant dimension, an ancestor of Trumpaladin from Southern England smiles
>>14347
There are a number of places you could keep her that no one would find her and you wouldn't need Trollestia
>>14350
This, also I don't think she would get along with Trollestia, if they ever got into a conversation.
This, also I don't think she would get along with Trollestia, if they ever got into a conversation.
>>14351
"Just let me fight him" was said by Torc, he has an audible edge to his voice by this time, and he looks like he's begging
"Just let me fight him" was said by Torc, he has an audible edge to his voice by this time, and he looks like he's begging
>>14351
She is an MLP unicorn with Celestial Charger (unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare) attributes.
She is an MLP unicorn with Celestial Charger (unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare) attributes.
>>14348
"Obviously, we all go to the Football game. We will all be expected there anyways. I meet Korak and get a feel for him. I will try to convince him there and then, and should that not work, we'll do as I say in the circumstance"
>>14353
"Tourcil, I understand your pain, even if I never suffered as greatly as you, but for the greater good and to fight the greater evil, you may have to put your personal issues to the side tonight. Korak might want a duel, and it may come to pass that having you be the one who demands he end slaving is the best choice, but it may also not go down that way. We must be flexible, and we must be resolute in our task of preparing to fight Judeo-Bolshevism in all dimensions
>>14354
Now I want to waifu her again
"Obviously, we all go to the Football game. We will all be expected there anyways. I meet Korak and get a feel for him. I will try to convince him there and then, and should that not work, we'll do as I say in the circumstance"
>>14353
"Tourcil, I understand your pain, even if I never suffered as greatly as you, but for the greater good and to fight the greater evil, you may have to put your personal issues to the side tonight. Korak might want a duel, and it may come to pass that having you be the one who demands he end slaving is the best choice, but it may also not go down that way. We must be flexible, and we must be resolute in our task of preparing to fight Judeo-Bolshevism in all dimensions
>>14354
Now I want to waifu her again
>>14356
no trump torc fight korak and thats te bottem line because infernuis said so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
no trump torc fight korak and thats te bottem line because infernuis said so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xrSH0G8kBo
>>14361
"Fine, you can talk. But any hostile action and I'm stepping in."
GM, how can I enchant an item to change in size at the players will?
"Fine, you can talk. But any hostile action and I'm stepping in."
GM, how can I enchant an item to change in size at the players will?
>>14364
>>14363
'Tell you what, I can think of two ways this goes down. The first way, my way, is that I encounter Korak at the pregame and start talking to him. As soon as I have a grasp on his emotions, I will make a plan from that point on. I will ask you all to be present, and please, above all else, be willing to do as I say. Yes, this would include stepping in if there is hostile action. If he asks to personally slay you, I will encourage him to do it in the form of a duel. You can then challenge him to end slaving. I will try to comfort him by telling him there are more profitable professions than slaving. At every point, we adjust the plan to the present circumstances.
Now, what we can do, is have Tourcil himself go to Korak, and challenge Korak to a fight. I personally believe Korak will be more willing to take a fair fight if the fight is public at the stadium, but who knows. If Tourcil challanges him at the ship, he may set his own conditions, but if he loses, I think he will have to surrender the elves. I will try to keep the men from intervening"
>>14363
'Tell you what, I can think of two ways this goes down. The first way, my way, is that I encounter Korak at the pregame and start talking to him. As soon as I have a grasp on his emotions, I will make a plan from that point on. I will ask you all to be present, and please, above all else, be willing to do as I say. Yes, this would include stepping in if there is hostile action. If he asks to personally slay you, I will encourage him to do it in the form of a duel. You can then challenge him to end slaving. I will try to comfort him by telling him there are more profitable professions than slaving. At every point, we adjust the plan to the present circumstances.
Now, what we can do, is have Tourcil himself go to Korak, and challenge Korak to a fight. I personally believe Korak will be more willing to take a fair fight if the fight is public at the stadium, but who knows. If Tourcil challanges him at the ship, he may set his own conditions, but if he loses, I think he will have to surrender the elves. I will try to keep the men from intervening"
>>14371
There's a couple of ways to accomplish that. If you want it integral to the item you'll need to enchant it, but otherwise you can change the size with a 1st level spell.
There's a couple of ways to accomplish that. If you want it integral to the item you'll need to enchant it, but otherwise you can change the size with a 1st level spell.
>>14349
No, I, the faggot, do not want them to meet. I'll figure something out..
>>14354
Wait, she's an MLP unicorn? How big is she? Where is her cutie mark?
Fuck, everything is different now...
>unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare
Charger is objectively more powerful. Cauchemar is just physically beefy.
No, I, the faggot, do not want them to meet. I'll figure something out..
>>14354
Wait, she's an MLP unicorn? How big is she? Where is her cutie mark?
Fuck, everything is different now...
>unicorn equivalent of a Cauchemar vs Nightmare
Charger is objectively more powerful. Cauchemar is just physically beefy.
>>14373
I'd prefer to enchant it, but if it can't be done before the battle I'll settle for the spell before the fighting
I'd prefer to enchant it, but if it can't be done before the battle I'll settle for the spell before the fighting
>>14377
Depends on the die roll. Anything from "Suspicious" to "You perceive ________". Tracy did a sense motive on the robots and with a 20 got the full rundown.
Depends on the die roll. Anything from "Suspicious" to "You perceive ________". Tracy did a sense motive on the robots and with a 20 got the full rundown.
>>14378
Woo hoo
I'm gonna disappear about 18est. So please be aware when my posting stops I'll be back in about 1-1:30 hours
Woo hoo
I'm gonna disappear about 18est. So please be aware when my posting stops I'll be back in about 1-1:30 hours
>>14378
Well, which characters are ponies and which are just regular horses then?
Also, how does a pony Charger's stats compare with a regular Charger (a pony is much smaller)?
Well, which characters are ponies and which are just regular horses then?
Also, how does a pony Charger's stats compare with a regular Charger (a pony is much smaller)?
>>14382
"Excellent. I was very glad to have you when Tracy disappeared at the docks this morning... I was afraid that could have gone badly and I had no armor."
>>14384
Kek
>>14378
Well, Lenos is the one in charge of the tower. Would he mind if he investigated the source of the disturbance while we tried to get the treasure?
"Excellent. I was very glad to have you when Tracy disappeared at the docks this morning... I was afraid that could have gone badly and I had no armor."
>>14384
Kek
>>14378
Well, Lenos is the one in charge of the tower. Would he mind if he investigated the source of the disturbance while we tried to get the treasure?
>>14386
Disturbance? That was the butcher lady calling out what Torcuil wants and how to get it (size-changing sword)
Disturbance? That was the butcher lady calling out what Torcuil wants and how to get it (size-changing sword)
>>14387
>Trollestia is a pony
Well, that royally fucks up my charts...
Anyway, Tracy leads Slovenia towards the end of the meadow, and finally swallow her pride and explains to the unicorn that she'd be safe at on the other side of the river, and that she'll be back for her as soon as she can.
I assume Slovenia would have questions following this development?
>Trollestia is a pony
Well, that royally fucks up my charts...
Anyway, Tracy leads Slovenia towards the end of the meadow, and finally swallow her pride and explains to the unicorn that she'd be safe at on the other side of the river, and that she'll be back for her as soon as she can.
I assume Slovenia would have questions following this development?
>>14389
>set the tower down
It can be lowered to allow characters to disembark without falling if you like, but it doesn't exactly have landing gear.
>>14392
S> Thank you. I've been contained for so long, I could really use a good run. I will await your return.
>>14393
You don't need everyone to get the ducats. Also
>plans
Eyyyyup
>set the tower down
It can be lowered to allow characters to disembark without falling if you like, but it doesn't exactly have landing gear.
>>14392
S> Thank you. I've been contained for so long, I could really use a good run. I will await your return.
>>14393
You don't need everyone to get the ducats. Also
>plans
Eyyyyup
[20d1 = 20]
>>14393
Roll perception for magical items
Does spell craft give torc a bonus for.this shit?
>>14393
Roll perception for magical items
Does spell craft give torc a bonus for.this shit?
>>14395
Tracy offers Slovenia a knife in a gesture of good will as she departs.
"Oh, by the way. A tall, prissy, white unicorn might show up around these parts some time. She won't hurt you, but she's super religious in a weird way, and she's an all around troll. I wouldn't trust her if I were you, but I can safely say that she won't hurt you, physically...
.... Anyway, there's something very important I need to attend to for now, so I gotta go. So long, friend."
Tracy heads back towards the tower (I assume the big tree is between the tower and the grove?)
>>14396
>rolled 20 1's
F
Tracy offers Slovenia a knife in a gesture of good will as she departs.
"Oh, by the way. A tall, prissy, white unicorn might show up around these parts some time. She won't hurt you, but she's super religious in a weird way, and she's an all around troll. I wouldn't trust her if I were you, but I can safely say that she won't hurt you, physically...
.... Anyway, there's something very important I need to attend to for now, so I gotta go. So long, friend."
Tracy heads back towards the tower (I assume the big tree is between the tower and the grove?)
>>14396
>rolled 20 1's
F
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*tower
>>14411
Well I don't know where on or around the tree this alleged treasure is. Spot check I guess for anything out of the ordinary
Well I don't know where on or around the tree this alleged treasure is. Spot check I guess for anything out of the ordinary
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>>14412
No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414
"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
No gibbers, its daytime
>>14414
"Newp!" Lenos says kicking himself off the chair he'd placed at the dais so he doesn't have to stand the whole time.
"So, I've been watching the whole time. What you want to do is pretty simple. It wouldn't take but a moment."
Both head to the forge, quick jump/cut-to
"You got a preferred trigger word?"
[1d20 = 20]
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"
Also GM, spot check on whatever
"Inferius! I actually don't know where the treasure is precisely, and the person who usually does this shit has been missing since morning. Investigate the tree for wherever the treasure could be"
Also GM, spot check on whatever
>>14423
You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
You know, I would usually ask some one else to help, but that person isn't here and hasn't been very reliable lately
>>14419
With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421
"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to
"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423
Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
With that roll? You found Hoffa. Seriously, yes you find the trapdoor.
>>14421
"Telepathic? That'll take another quick jump/cut-to"
>quick jump/cut-to
"There you go. If you want to enchant it further, let me know. I love makin' shit."
>>14423
Spot is an 'untrained' skill, meaning it can be done without experience or training, and with that die roll its solid.
So Trump and Infernius are busy bringing treasure back, Torcuil just got his knife made into a sometimes big knife, and Tracy is headed back toward the tower, which she notes is over the big tree.
>>14426
What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.
Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
What about special skills like Control Shape? It doesn't say "trained only", but it doesn't say untrained either.
Tracy continues towards the tree in stealth.
[2d20 = 37]
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
Spot and Listen checks to sense nearby creatures/characters.
Actually, for that matter, Tracy decides to check on the treasure by phasing through the ground into the chamber as she walks over it.
>>14434
>>14435
The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and gawd
The wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436
Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438
Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.
>>14435
The hoof-prints lead to a widening cavern filled with rows and rows and rows and gawd
The wealth is very neatly arranged, piled, and sorted, as though a Jew had gone through every piece multiple times.
>>14436
Oooh! Delightful!
Spotting anything is impossible I'm afraid, but Tracy definitely heard someone cough, coming from the backside (respective to the entrance) of the tower.
>>14438
Nope, the whole cavern is completely empty, except for ducats.
>>14439
*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
*pale blue ghostpony suddenly appears out of fucking nowhere in the dark, dusty treasure trove*
"Hi, Flashy!"
"I see you found your way to the treasure."
>>14441
I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
I shit you not, I turned on "hover image" as an option, and then forgot about it. So when I hovered over the spoiler and the tracy filled half my screen, it was a genuinely a jump scare
>>14446
*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0
*Fell to the ground after the jump-scare. Still startled as all hell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHAgFhNGbo0
>>14450
"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the entire day?"
"And business with Korak can get messy. Why didn't you say something to me before you left, anything. You been here the entire day?"
Tracy is now dripping with beer
>>14457
I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made
"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here all day?
I you sure? It'll take creativity to avoid suffering for that dramatic as fuck exit she made
"Why the hell did you vanish on me without notice? And you say you were here all day?
>>14458
bear with if the diction is off
"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
bear with if the diction is off
"Not here, I've been doing a favor for a... friend." she says with a hint of a smile.
>>14460
"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...
Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
"Yeah. Yeah I did. I could have needed you. And you scared the hell out of me...
Did you kill the Unicorn? Korak's. You know damn well who I am talking about"
>>14463
No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this
"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."
"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
No way in hell Tracy's faggot would have played it like this
"Please, please, please NEVER poof out of my arms like that again. Not without notice. Never."
"I don't know what you are implying, but I will deal with it later."
>>14464
Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
Maybe, maybe not. Tracy just gained a friend, so she's on brain-drugs right now. I don't think he'll mind, since I'm leaving out specifics
>>14470
Yeah, lets start over Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans
>>14452
"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and cause things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
Yeah, lets start over Tracy promised Slovenia that she'd be free from hoo-mans
>>14452
"You seemed to get along with Korak quite well: I didn't want to interfere and cause things to become messy.
I only got here rather recently. I've been around town and the forest doing pony things. I figured I'd drop by here to check and see that thieves didn't get a hold of the treasure.
>>14477
"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really needed you. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.
Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
"Tracy, you of all people.. err, ponies, should know that Korak is dangerous. I kept you by my side because things could get messy with Korak and I could have been attacked. I did not have my armor on. Thankfully Inferius and Fae were there but I could have really needed you. And I thought I did need you to find this treasure.
Tracy, you can't just literally vanish on me, or really on anyone, without a word. People rely on you. We depend on you. We have to."
>>14479
[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you, lurking."
[flattered pony noises]
"I was confident in your ability to take care of yourself, but I'll be more considerate in the future if you need help defending yourself.
I'll be there for you, lurking."
To be honest, my only other character goal if the unicorn thing didn't work out was to have Tracy kill Korak for shooting her earlier. She still wants him dead.
>>14479
"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about Trust I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.
... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
"Don't get all cocky about it, it's not about raw strength, it's about Trust I need to trust that you will be there when needed. That I can rely on you. If you need to leave, if you think you can leave, you need to say something. Just say something. Literally anything other than damned vanishing.
... You know you are supposed to be a mother..."
>>14483
Was that in dialogue? I missed that
"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
Was that in dialogue? I missed that
"Now... I'm not going to ask a lot of question about this, because I do not want to hear you lie to me, and because really I'm afraid to hear the truth. But I am going to learn the truth later from Korak regardless of what you say and I'd rather hear it from you first. Please, answer me this: Did you kill her after I left the docks. Do not bullshit me that you do not know what I am talking about. Korak said he saw what looked like Bob at the docks this morning, and I know you have done it before"
>>14485
"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
"Already shitting me I see. Fine. I'll play your game. The Unicorn Korak has. The one he found on a tropical Island, who is white with beautiful pink mane, who seems to be an Equestrian, and who has a Fleur De Lis cutie mark. You know who I am talking about. Did you kill her after I left the docks."
>>14486
>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this point
The guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
>Implying your character would have any reason to suspect that at this point
The guards probably haven't even realized that their cargo just disappeared.
"Now why would you ask me that, Flashy? I did nothing like that."
Oh right, this is that 'time' Torcuil's faggot mentioned. He's busy then.
>>14488
"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
"Why would I ask you that? Because you've done it before. You have killed almost every horse you have come across for some reason. You killed at least one of our three horses in the stable. I heard you tried to attack Trollestia. I know you are jealous and you consider them competitors. You vanished this morning at exactly the time Fae - who is not for sexual and who I do not understand why you do not like - showed up, and right as Korak and I were talking about the unicorn. So you can bet I am afraid she will end up as that poor copper colored mare. And behold, Korak asked me as I was trying to get a lock of hair to revive her - you know, in case she went missing like poor Copper - that he saw a florescent green bow. You know, like the one that follows you. So tell me now, because Korak will tell me later - Assuming you didn't do something to him - did you do with the Unicorn as you did with Copper?"
>>14488
It's entirely possible that if Korak never intends to give Trumpaladin the unicorn, they won't even notice by the game tonight
It's entirely possible that if Korak never intends to give Trumpaladin the unicorn, they won't even notice by the game tonight
>>14491
"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
"Trollestia had it coming, and I haven't harmed any other unicorns lately."
*turns towards the treasure trove*
"How much do you think we have here?"
>>14496
He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
He'll probably blame the poor guardsmen for not shackling the thing right and allowing the unicorn to teleport away.
GM, can you answer the question in >>14495
*scan to see how much treasure there is*
>>14495
"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."
quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
*scan to see how much treasure there is*
>>14495
"I don't know, but I can tell you I canrecognize where the pattern is disturbed. Go clean yourself up. You are covered in beer."
quickly, as either he or she should be walking away
"You better not have harmed her"
>>14497
No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
No, he's seen enough shenanigens from the party to know they had a hand in it. But that's a matter for another day.
>>14498
Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
Quantifying the value involves numerous (NUMEROUS) appraise checks,... but as I said to Tracy, it rivals the previous treasure in the tower; its just alot neater.
>>14499
That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
That kike was forewarned that there was a horse murderer on the lose, and that the body could vanish spread across the bay. He has no one to blame but himself
>>14504
I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
I say it should go to rebuilding Port Barry: it was taken from the people of Port Barry after all, and they still have to meet the Emperors tribute...
Infernius should take it to them.
[1d20 = 9]
>>14502
Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible
Profession check to appraise
>>14502
Well then, bring down carts if they fit, and start loading. Try to appraise value if possible
Profession check to appraise
>>14509
On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
On which part? If it was counterfeit, the jews would have separated it and used it commercially (meaning, used it to pay for stuff)
>>14508
That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
That was my first thought, but Port Barry is already mostly rebuilt as the city had more wealth in reserve than I thought. I do think we're going to have to pay off the Emperor
>>14510
>implying that was in dialogue
It'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
>implying that was in dialogue
It'd be bonus points for a Nazi Cleric if he returned the Jews' ill-gotten gains.
Spoiler, none of it is ingenuine. The gold has value by weight, the gems have value by volume and quality. If its there, its worth something
>>14513
>>14515
could lennos play thison the way back to town? but could he edit it to say thez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
>>14515
could lennos play thison the way back to town? but could he edit it to say thez?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc
>tfw part of you is amused and part of you is tearingly-awestruck
"B,,, Baka"
>>14525
Can do. Objections?
"B,,, Baka"
>>14525
Can do. Objections?
Does it matter how much? Just keep bringing it in cartloads and let the townsfolks count it there.
>>14530
It's for a different reason. We'll keep it in the tower treasury for the time being, and move it or distribute it later
It's for a different reason. We'll keep it in the tower treasury for the time being, and move it or distribute it later
>>14533
If you move it in the town right now the pirates could steal it, the mage could appear at the game and we could need the tribute, and all sorts of contingencies that make it wiser to keep it until we know its fate
If you move it in the town right now the pirates could steal it, the mage could appear at the game and we could need the tribute, and all sorts of contingencies that make it wiser to keep it until we know its fate
Ahhh fug it.
As the party begins ascend the tower with the last bit of jew gold, they suddenly realize that the tower - its shining surfaces glistening in the departing sunlight (its getting toward sunset) - are dotted with dots. Not dots, but people. Pirates specifically, all standing menacingly and with a sneer. Its almost as though an uppity dwarf coached them on how to appear, so perfect is their stance. At the entrance to the tower stands Korak, both hands atop the hilt of his sword, standing as regally as he can (and with his affects, is pretty regal).
"Ah greatly appreciate the contributions ye've made toward mine cause." He chuckles, which is joined by the pirates.
As the party begins ascend the tower with the last bit of jew gold, they suddenly realize that the tower - its shining surfaces glistening in the departing sunlight (its getting toward sunset) - are dotted with dots. Not dots, but people. Pirates specifically, all standing menacingly and with a sneer. Its almost as though an uppity dwarf coached them on how to appear, so perfect is their stance. At the entrance to the tower stands Korak, both hands atop the hilt of his sword, standing as regally as he can (and with his affects, is pretty regal).
"Ah greatly appreciate the contributions ye've made toward mine cause." He chuckles, which is joined by the pirates.
The pirates have bows and swords, while Korak stands motionless (horizontal, cuz of the gravity affect, but still oriented to be looking down on everyone from a great height).
>>14536
I did indicate that Tracy heard a cough before she entered the treasure lair,... she neglected to follow up
I did indicate that Tracy heard a cough before she entered the treasure lair,... she neglected to follow up
>>14539
They're along the surface of the tower
>>14541
Good question (and pali), but will be addressed
K> With all the loot ye lot have brought up, I'm almost inclined to let all the previous injuries and offenses slide. Almost" again, more pirate chuckling.
He raises his hand, and many (not all) pirates raise their bows.
"So then Mr. Trump, how's about we make a deal."
They're along the surface of the tower
>>14541
Good question (and pali), but will be addressed
K> With all the loot ye lot have brought up, I'm almost inclined to let all the previous injuries and offenses slide. Almost" again, more pirate chuckling.
He raises his hand, and many (not all) pirates raise their bows.
"So then Mr. Trump, how's about we make a deal."
Vanish like a fucking ghost
Enter tower
Enter tower
>>14543
"Does that deal involve the people of Port Barry taking back the money that belongs to them?"
CALL MOUNT
"Does that deal involve the people of Port Barry taking back the money that belongs to them?"
CALL MOUNT
>>14546
Fae skids to the ground aside Trump.
"I see you're in a bind. As you command."
K> Why involve the townsfolk? They live in a happy little bubble, where the real world doesn't infringe on their prosperity! How am I, who are YOU to take that away?
Fae skids to the ground aside Trump.
"I see you're in a bind. As you command."
K> Why involve the townsfolk? They live in a happy little bubble, where the real world doesn't infringe on their prosperity! How am I, who are YOU to take that away?
Draws knife with maw ready to reappear as soon as she knows how much distance she has to-
>>14549
Is it a clear charge? How many behind him?
>>14549
Is it a clear charge? How many behind him?
>>14548
Get on Fae, and ride out of sight from Korak underneath the tower, try to go to other side of tower
Get on Fae, and ride out of sight from Korak underneath the tower, try to go to other side of tower
WHERE ARE INFERIUS AND TOURCIL
>>14550
They're spaced strategically and sporadically, requiring distance to engage and then re-engage.
>>14551
K> Ah, me monologue. Always wasted. Boys, do your thing.
The remaining pirates arm themselves with bows. Those with bows drawn center on the party. With Trump and Tracy's departure there's only 2 targets.
K> Don't fire unless ye can be sure of the shot. No sense wasting good munitions!
They're spaced strategically and sporadically, requiring distance to engage and then re-engage.
>>14551
K> Ah, me monologue. Always wasted. Boys, do your thing.
The remaining pirates arm themselves with bows. Those with bows drawn center on the party. With Trump and Tracy's departure there's only 2 targets.
K> Don't fire unless ye can be sure of the shot. No sense wasting good munitions!
>>14555
Are they all on one side? Come up from behind on an archer and attack, one by one. Can Fae claw people off of their footing so they fall 90 feet?
Are they all on one side? Come up from behind on an archer and attack, one by one. Can Fae claw people off of their footing so they fall 90 feet?
[3d20 = 37]
The attack is, appear from behind an archer, have Fae attack with claws if possible, and then with Quick Draw, Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, on the archer with Vanderium
The attack is, appear from behind an archer, have Fae attack with claws if possible, and then with Quick Draw, Fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you, on the archer with Vanderium
Can Tracy zone in on an area where she can plow through a bunch of targets at once?
Trump has first move, which he's in range to attack the first pirate.
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak
Tracy continues to move while ethereal until she is right beside Korak
[3d20 = 27]
>>14575
Fuck You Fuck You and Fuck you with Vanderium. Fae should have pounce. can she bite or claw?
>>14575
Fuck You Fuck You and Fuck you with Vanderium. Fae should have pounce. can she bite or claw?
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>implying someone who follows a chaos god would wait his turn
I cast spell
I cast spell
Oooh. That sucks. Vandereim slips from Trump's hands as he levels what would have been a devastating attack
>>14582
Noted. Keep her mobile. Tell me if there are ever more than 5 pirates within the 120 foot zone
Noted. Keep her mobile. Tell me if there are ever more than 5 pirates within the 120 foot zone
Pause for a sec
I have no idea what the spread of the enemies is, or the layout of the tower.. I'm confused as fuck...
She moves between stealth and ether until she finds a tight cluster of pirates she can charge.
She moves between stealth and ether until she finds a tight cluster of pirates she can charge.
>>14587
They anticipated Dragonne Roar and Cauchemar charges. They are spread out evenly across the surface with ranged weapons. Like soldiers advancing against an enemy in a spread to reduce casualties from artillery
They anticipated Dragonne Roar and Cauchemar charges. They are spread out evenly across the surface with ranged weapons. Like soldiers advancing against an enemy in a spread to reduce casualties from artillery
Unpause
>>14593
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQD2w4HU3jw
Omae wa mou shindeiru didn't work
So i went intellectual
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQD2w4HU3jw
Omae wa mou shindeiru didn't work
So i went intellectual
Nightmares can change planes with 20th caster level as a free action: can Tracy do so during a charge?
[3d20 = 21]
If it is my turn now after the Pirates and Korak, then my move is quick draw on the weapon smasher, and Smash, Smash, Smash, on the guy's long bow
>>14600
>20th Caster level
If it is my turn now after the Pirates and Korak, then my move is quick draw on the weapon smasher, and Smash, Smash, Smash, on the guy's long bow
>>14600
>20th Caster level
>>14601
>Astral Projection and Etherealness (Su): These abilities function just like the spells of the same names (caster level 20th); a nightmare can use either at will.
>Astral Projection and Etherealness (Su): These abilities function just like the spells of the same names (caster level 20th); a nightmare can use either at will.
Its Torcuil's move, who is entirely unnoticed by the pirates. Particularly, he can close range with Korak directly.
brb in like 5 mins i use my turn to catch vanderheim and cast insect plauge.
I think it's Pirate's turn then Korak's turn now?
>>14610
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak, so your next round will be after the pirates. Korak is an asshole but there are a hell of a lot of archers, they are difficult to kill at present spacing, and sitting here as an arrow sponge with no lethal weapon while Korak has two people on him is not pleasant or an efficient allocation of limited resources
The order is Trump, Tracy, Tocuil, Infernius, Pirates, Korak, so your next round will be after the pirates. Korak is an asshole but there are a hell of a lot of archers, they are difficult to kill at present spacing, and sitting here as an arrow sponge with no lethal weapon while Korak has two people on him is not pleasant or an efficient allocation of limited resources
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>>14612
I'm not sure, but GM advanced, so it must have been something. My guess is got closer to Korak
GM,
From Trumpaladin's position, how many rounds is it to the next pirate, and how many rounds is it to Vanderiem?
I'm not sure, but GM advanced, so it must have been something. My guess is got closer to Korak
GM,
From Trumpaladin's position, how many rounds is it to the next pirate, and how many rounds is it to Vanderiem?
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GM, I have three questions - After the longbowman before trump
How far away in terms of Rounds is the nearest archer
How far away is Vanderiem?
How far away is Korak?
How far away in terms of Rounds is the nearest archer
How far away is Vanderiem?
How far away is Korak?
[2d20 = 18]
>>14622
Not an attack (Molyneux meme anyone?)
Korak lets go of his sword (which dangles from his wrist from a chain) and whips out his pistols.
"Talk to me hands," he says, firing at Torcuil.
>>14622
Not an attack (Molyneux meme anyone?)
Korak lets go of his sword (which dangles from his wrist from a chain) and whips out his pistols.
"Talk to me hands," he says, firing at Torcuil.
>>14619
with my move action i catch vanderheim then i cast plauge of locusts.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
with my move action i catch vanderheim then i cast plauge of locusts.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
[4d20 = 42]
>>14603
>>14616
Oh, I see (sorry)
Tracy stealthily observes Korak and stalks until she's just a good 10 ft away from him (or however much distance she thinks she would need for the attack)
Then she lunges out of the phantasms (sneak attack?) and charges him, with a Full Attack (can do upon charge because of Dire Charge)
A full attack should be
2 flaming hooves
1 slash from a shortblade
Since the chain moves with her mind, attack with that too.
With improved Multiattack, she take no d
>>14603
>>14616
Oh, I see (sorry)
Tracy stealthily observes Korak and stalks until she's just a good 10 ft away from him (or however much distance she thinks she would need for the attack)
Then she lunges out of the phantasms (sneak attack?) and charges him, with a Full Attack (can do upon charge because of Dire Charge)
A full attack should be
2 flaming hooves
1 slash from a shortblade
Since the chain moves with her mind, attack with that too.
With improved Multiattack, she take no d
[3d20 = 37]
My Turn!
Quick draw on my weapons smasher. Three attacks with weapon smasher on the Longbow of the archer who is immediately before Trumpaladin
Dialogue to archer: "you're lucky my sword slipped. After you boss is dead, you may still be employed"
>>14628
reeee wait your turn
My Turn!
Quick draw on my weapons smasher. Three attacks with weapon smasher on the Longbow of the archer who is immediately before Trumpaladin
Dialogue to archer: "you're lucky my sword slipped. After you boss is dead, you may still be employed"
>>14628
reeee wait your turn
I have Infernius casting insect swarm. Is that still go, or is he diverting?
>>14626
After using the shield Torc strikes at Korak.
Also, when do the British police attack us for weapons?
Do only butterknifes and sticks count?
After using the shield Torc strikes at Korak.
Also, when do the British police attack us for weapons?
Do only butterknifes and sticks count?
[12d20 = 138]
>>14642
K. Infernius (on Uatchit, cuz otherwise its freefall) speeds after and catches Vandereim.
Since Torcuil hasn't shown himself, Korak fires both shots at Trump, one of which lands (the 7).
The pirates unleash a volley of arrows at the party.
>>14642
K. Infernius (on Uatchit, cuz otherwise its freefall) speeds after and catches Vandereim.
Since Torcuil hasn't shown himself, Korak fires both shots at Trump, one of which lands (the 7).
The pirates unleash a volley of arrows at the party.
>>14640
It could be worse. You could be shot, without a lethal weapon, with no ability to do pinkie pie dimension breaking, all while being the prime target of like 30 archers
It could be worse. You could be shot, without a lethal weapon, with no ability to do pinkie pie dimension breaking, all while being the prime target of like 30 archers
>>14645
My move:
Get the fuck out of the line of sight. I came from beyond line of sight, I can go back to it quikly
My move:
Get the fuck out of the line of sight. I came from beyond line of sight, I can go back to it quikly
>>14661
He got charged with both hooves, by a 1,200 pound animal, that slashed with a poison kunai and a chain, filling the room with smoke, and he didn't flinch, you say?
He got charged with both hooves, by a 1,200 pound animal, that slashed with a poison kunai and a chain, filling the room with smoke, and he didn't flinch, you say?
Torcuil's move
You really shouldn't announce yourself when you have cover and stealth
You really shouldn't announce yourself when you have cover and stealth
>>14671
As Torcuil levels his blade for what must SURELY be a square strike, Korak dips and twists his blade, tapping the claymore wide and leaving Torcuil open.
He's thought of that,....
As Torcuil levels his blade for what must SURELY be a square strike, Korak dips and twists his blade, tapping the claymore wide and leaving Torcuil open.
He's thought of that,....
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>>14672
Tourcil had an advantage of not being noticed by Korak, but then he did things like yell "cease your faggotry"
Tourcil had an advantage of not being noticed by Korak, but then he did things like yell "cease your faggotry"
[3d8 = 16]
One pirate manages to shoot himself, while 2 score hits, one of which is a crit.
One pirate manages to shoot himself, while 2 score hits, one of which is a crit.
>>14673
>waits for gm to tell how my attacks went
>he ignores it until I think of a new one
>by the time I post a new one, I get the last one used
Fuck
You
>waits for gm to tell how my attacks went
>he ignores it until I think of a new one
>by the time I post a new one, I get the last one used
Fuck
You
>>14684
She was charging right towards Korak though, within 2-3 feet of him.
She's as big as a Clydesdale: something had to have happened.
She was charging right towards Korak though, within 2-3 feet of him.
She's as big as a Clydesdale: something had to have happened.
>>14681
I'm doing my best. From this point on I'll disregard the previous and focus on recent/immediate activity. Thats the best I can do.
I'm doing my best. From this point on I'll disregard the previous and focus on recent/immediate activity. Thats the best I can do.
>>14685
Spoilers, Korak has improved evasion (no penalty to surprise attacks) so her surprise missed.
Spoilers, Korak has improved evasion (no penalty to surprise attacks) so her surprise missed.
Tl:dr The party is fighting another player, not some random monster.
Torcuil's move
Torcuil's move
If her attacks were diverted, but she's still charging full speed, can she follow up thatcharge with a bull rush and push him against a wall with her chest (has improved bull rush)
Oh yeah, it's my turn!
Take the sword from Inferius, who hopefully is near enough, and start flying up a side of the tower that is definitely not the side all of the archers and Korak are on.
(I want dialog to inferius when he is here)
Take the sword from Inferius, who hopefully is near enough, and start flying up a side of the tower that is definitely not the side all of the archers and Korak are on.
(I want dialog to inferius when he is here)
>>14693
An animal so large as to be damned difficult to stop at full charge, is going to be damned difficult to stop and turn around at full charge
An animal so large as to be damned difficult to stop at full charge, is going to be damned difficult to stop and turn around at full charge
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The pirates are liberally and equidistantly spaced across the surface,... almost like Korak has an idea of how the tower works and knows a bit about its layout, etc.
[2d20 = 3]
Korak fires another 2 rounds, this time at Tracy (who is close range).
Korak fires another 2 rounds, this time at Tracy (who is close range).
[12d20 = 91]
>>14713
All surfaces have gravity, I told you that long ago.
And Korak misses wildly. His pirates unleash another volley of arrows.
>>14713
All surfaces have gravity, I told you that long ago.
And Korak misses wildly. His pirates unleash another volley of arrows.
>>14721
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.
"Follow me Inferius!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
Charge towards Korak. However long it takes.
"Follow me Inferius!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
[2d20 = 9]
>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.
>>14723
I'm assuming you mean attacking, and while Infernius failed to mention "Giving Vandereim back" I'm assuming thats ur game.
Spoilers, this isn't EVEN the fight you need to worry about
>>14734
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
You do. Its Tracy's move, but yes you have ur longbow (and some arrows cuz I'm not THAT much of a dick)
>totally digging the Glory song tho
[1d20 = 3]
>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
>>14738
Where did Tracy go after her charge failed (she's a big mare, she's going somewhere), Is she in his square?
Improved Bull rush, push him back and knock the wind out of him. (would snap at his throat if I could).
[1d20 = 14]
>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
>>14742
Per dice (and I'm allowing veto dice above) unless its a 20, it misses. Korak has his game on TIGHT
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>>14754
Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
Sad Alex came to save us!
>pirates didn't notice him, because he looked like one of those Weeping Angel sculptures
A blurr of black and white consumes one pirate, then another, then another, before (as is increasingly expected) each pirate falls before his deathly intent.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
Korak stands in solitude, unimpressed, but his teeth are grinding.
If it's playing out this way, I'm going to personally fetch Vanderiem. Third time is the charm!
>>14774
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
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GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
>>14791
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
>>14792
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.
"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"
>>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.
"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"
>>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
>>14793
>blueballed
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
>blueballed
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
>>14793
There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
>>14794
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
>>14801
Don't do drugs kids
Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire
Don't do drugs kids
Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire
[8d20 = 95]
>>14814
REEEEE!!!!
Address them:
"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"
DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
>>14814
REEEEE!!!!
Address them:
"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"
DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
>>14816
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
[8d20 = 92]
>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
>>14812
I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
I think its fluffy ponies
Torc teleports back, and begins blinking to see if thats how Korak escaped
[3d20 = 12]
>>14825
YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
>>14825
YES! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK with Vanderiem who I got earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80
>>14816
"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
"Oi, he's over here, hiding in a crevasse"
Ryuk points
"You didn't think he magicked away did you? Its a simple sleight of hand,...."
NAO its Infernius' turn
[3d20 = 16]
>>14825
>when it's my turn
Tracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
>>14825
>when it's my turn
Tracy Charges Korak at full speed and makes a Full Attack
2 flaming hooves
1 bite
>>14840
Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
Unless I can start diplomacy with the living pirates and offer an apple to ryuk to make him give me parts of the eaten pirates
>>14847
There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
There should be like 7 or 8 living pirates. Diplomacy on them, and parts from the dead ones. Collect one by one, living and dead
So in spite of his dire situation, Korak maintains his defense and buffets attempts by Torcuil.
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
"Ye again. Whaddya ye want? Did I bruise ye mum?"
Fight is increasingly 1v1 so make ur bets/claims now cuz GM is putting blinders on
>>14851
Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
Torcuil steals the magic pistols using the magno-rod, then holds one in each hand.
"You see, I really wish to kill you. I have no time nor patience for slavers. So ask yourself one thing Korak..."
Torc levels both pistols at him
"Do you I feel lucky today? Well, do ya punk?"
[1d20 = 2]
My Move:
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
My Move:
Go to Kitchen. Gather all apples
Engage in diplomacy with Ryuk: - Gib one finger from each pirate for apples
[1d20 = 6]
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
One pistol flies from his hand.
"Boy, I ain't been lucky since I was born!"
Shoots at Torcuil with remaining pistol.
>>14866
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I still have a modifier of +28, so that means I have a 30
Which whizzes to the side,
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
K> Defensive stance, Bees, with pockets
[1d20 = 7]
>>14870
Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
>>14870
Fuck that
Torc fires as fast as he can pull the trigger
Torc uses his shield to block anything coming at him
And a roll for stealing the second pistol
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Korak has one pistol with his magic shield, and his sword. Torcuil (in spite of his absence of armor and ANY protection) stands in the wind. His tartan robes and kilt billow around him, his hair dancing across his face. The only thing about him that remains umoved.
His eyes.
His eyes.
>>14881
"Thank you Inferius"
Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
"Thank you Inferius"
Trumpaladin tries his absolute best to get pirate pieces from Ryuk. Also see if there are any still alive
>>14873
Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875
Shush nao
>>14876
Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.
Torcuil fires a shot (more a warning than anything, he has no procficiency), as he runs toward Korak, a claymore-shaped knife in his other hand.
>>14875
Shush nao
>>14876
Clouds of smoke billow and escape from Tracy, who is increasingly "dissatisfied with the outcome".
"Alright then boy, I guess its my turn then." Korak says to Torcuil menacingly.
T>Feint, Acrobatic Charge, Precise strike.
Praise Epona
Korak feints gto the left, but stabs to the right. His first hit lands, gashing a decent wound, but as he retracts his sword <pting> a sound erupts as a random kunai (WTFE?) disrupts his attack combo and knocks his sword just outside his reach.
[1d20 = 17]
>>14887
Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
>>14887
Without weapon, you bare your (unenchanted,... seriously) Claymore against the pirate.
>>14893
Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.
Ooooh. I WANT it to hit, but it pings of his magnificent armor.
"I Hope ye're hidin' more under yer robes than,... well you know." Korak says with a sneer, readying himself.
"Tourcil, if you want help..."
[3d20 = 37]
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
Make one last spring at him, (poor torc)
full speed charge (dire charge = full attack)
2 flaming hooves
1 poisoned knife
[5d20 = 33]
Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897
Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899
God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
Torcuil has one of Korak's pistols, while Korak has the other and his sword (and his floaty hexagonal shield).
>>14897
Yes, it is big nao, but thats it. Its not any more magic than you asked.
>>14899
God damn right
As Torcuil winks back into reality, he sees Tracy and Trump converging on Korak fro sides.
[4d20 = 35]
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
Korak, for all his finesse and skill, can't keep up with 5 attacks at once. The last attack hits, the other four are blocked per dice.
>>14905
I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
I thought being able to take out loans unabated was more important than being able to ride monsters bare back. pls no bully
>>14909
Some fucking paladin you are...!
[disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
Some fucking paladin you are...!
[disappointed nightmare noises]
You can ride her without the check, but without it you can't attack.
While the initial response to the barrage is mixed, it does sway the outcome. Korak takes a couple blows which are not life-threatening, but which compromise his ability to deftly maneuver around weapons and murder. I could roll a bunch, make players sweat for a minute or two,...
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.
but yeah. The fight hasn't ended, but its course was decided when friends got fully involved.
[4d20 = 61]
>>14911
Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
>>14911
Tracy makes another full attack, this time also lashing the chain with intent to entangle his blocking weapon
[1d20 = 18]
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"
Three slashes
Trumpaladin cries out to korak he charges him, "Where is the fucking Unicorn!"
Three slashes
So, (I didn't drag it out like I COULD, but yeah) Korak kneels in shambles. He's been beaten (lit and fig), tossed about, and extremely man-handled. He's seen better days
>>14919
Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)
Tracy grabs his body and phases through the floor (there will be no convincing her to drop it)
By all means, ask GM's opinion
>>14919
Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."
Torc walks up, pistols in hand
"Guess you weren't so lucky, bastard"
Torcuil puts the pistol to his head
Those listening closely can hear a faint whisper as he pulls the trigger
"I'm sorry I couldn't save you honey."
Trumpaladin retrieves anything from the pirates
The pistol explodes in Torcuil's hand, causing non-damaging cold burns across the surface.
GM, make Tourcil kill Koarak and don't let that Kike take the body to her Jew cave
>>14937
Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.
Game is irrelevant. Fuck off for now.
What are you on about Torcuil's faggot? This comes from Thez' faggot.
GM, this is why I need Dominate Monster
>>14949
You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.
You had better not. You (both Torcuil and his faggot) have given color, shape, and mystery to my(her) life. Neither will say what you should do, but both would,... well I suppose both would carry on to the best of their ability.
Neither would be the same. Torcuil is part of the Game, and his removal would be levels of catastophic.
>>14958
>>14960
But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo
>>14960
But each time she plane shifted it would affect touched creatures. How do you think you got Slovenia? Because your plane shift works by touch. How do you think you would take his body? Because your plane shift works by touch. How does someone ride a cauchemar? Because plane shift works by touch. So he grabs her like a cow at the rodeo
K, so Korak is done, and no sooner. The jew hoard is safe/secure, Korak himself is unkilled but at mercy, and I need a minute. Fuck off
Korak, his pirates all decimated, and though a bloody battle (oh just imagine it) kneels in defeat. His jaw is tight.
>>14971
I think GM is ignoring us
*is sad*
There better be at least one crew member left over after this
I think GM is ignoring us
*is sad*
There better be at least one crew member left over after this
>>14970
I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help
"WHAT MONSTER"
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over
I see where you are coming from, I didn't really specify and my sarcasm didn't help
"WHAT MONSTER"
Torc picks up the other pistol, and runs over
>>14977
"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life
"I thought I stabbed this bastard?"
Torc takes the other pistol, and ends koraks misrable life
Torcuil levels both pistols at Korak, who kneels helpless.
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."
"Do it. Ye've got yer reasons I can tell. I didn't ask for a second life, let alone a first. I do what I do, to the best of me ability. Me men lie dead for all me strategy and planning, and the Game goes on. Your move Scotsman."
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>tfw just want to kill something
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Pwease ask one question
Praise Epona
Praise Football
>>14995
Thank you
To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc
Thank you
To Korak, "WHERE IS SHE!" Trump screams as he hits him repeatedly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDVWr93Z9Yc
So as the party who, having obtained the Jew hoard and secreted it upon Trump tower, having defeated Korak and his scoresof pirates (the former at the party's mercy), finds themselves again staring at an eerie glow coming from the Football stadium.
>>15010
Have Korak give a satisfying and true answer so I can turn the still living Korak over to Tracy and go to the stadium
Have Korak give a satisfying and true answer so I can turn the still living Korak over to Tracy and go to the stadium
>>15010
Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.
Tracy drags Korak into inescapable dungeon, disarms him of all his clothes and gear, and leaves him shackled in pitch-black chamber without doors or windows.
>>15005
If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
If it weren't for muh football, I'd suggest moving the stadium: it clearly attracts spooky shit.
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>>15026
Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
Tracy is an expert in this particular field: give her three minutes to make the faggot butt naked.
Wait... Wtf is Trollestia? Wasn't she in the tower.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
Lazy cunt; crashing in the stables and always skipping out in all the boss fights.
Tracy finishes stripping Korak and leaves him wounded and shivering in the dark as she flies towards the town to see what's up.
>>15036
>boss fights
Just wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033
"Fun" she says
The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
>boss fights
Just wait, I planned this next for a minute, in spite of 'GM faggot complications'
>>15033
"Fun" she says
The city is safe and unmolested. I had planned this being a "Whoa shit, we have bigger fish to fry" moment for Korak, but I hadn't anticipated Sad Alex and Ryuk stepping in (I'd guess Atlas is Sad Alex, no bully). Anyway, the port is safe, but the light from the stadium is clearly not the glow of Football.
Tfw jojo is on toonami.
>>15047
I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
I have spent 20 fucking hours over the past week that could have been spent studying for class, applying for jobs, or conversing with my family, to chase down a fictional horse that I am still no closer to getting within 10 feet of. I am not letting the very last living lead die on me and leave the trail cold
Yeah, its late (especially for EST and beyond). I'm still a bit shaken from earlier (more sorting!), and I'm guessing maybe at least one player needs a break?
>>15067
Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.
Trumpaladin is obsessing over a fictional unicorn that was released into the wild, without his knowledge.
>>15069
"That's all I need to know"
Swipe gun if applicable
"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
\r
"That's all I need to know"
Swipe gun if applicable
"Tracy. Be a dear and save his clothes for me"
leave him, get on Fae and go
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All the gear/clothes are mine.
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him
Tracy grabs the dwarf and phases him into the ground (with all of his stuff) before her husband can continue to harrass him
>>15076
"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"
"Come with me! Ride on this graceful Lion's back and join us in the next stage of our eternal crusade"
>>15079
She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack
She's loyal, reliable, and knowledgable in Ponies, Elway, America, and Football. And that makes her best. Also she has ranged attack
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>>15081
I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
I dont really like American football any more to many globalist not standing for the anthem!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
>>15084
Would she really not give her husbando fancy clothes she has no use for after she's stripped him?
Would she really not give her husbando fancy clothes she has no use for after she's stripped him?
>>15082
Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.
Tracy has his clothes in her saddlebags.
Korak is shivering in his shackles butt-naked in an insecapable dungeon without light.
Tracy approaches the town.
>>15085
Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest
"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"
Trumpaladin takes in a deep breath of air into his chest
"I too have my problems with the NFL... You know I had my own Football League that I was a part of. The United States Football League, or the USFL. I watched her die, and that corrupt league live... Now, here on this new plane, she is reborn!"
>>15086
Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.
Only if she finds something she thinks he'll look good in.
..But not too good: that gets saved for the wedding ceremony.
>>15089
Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.
Woah brother i love your football league, i didnt mean any disrespect. Also here is a water filter for the tower its gold plated.
>>15097
On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.
On the faces of the citizens, worry, No one is dead, nor buildings razed, but there's not a soul who us happy about 'what's going on in the stadium'.
[1d20 = 9]
>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.
Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
>>15101
Trumpaladin senses around for Bolsevik/Globalist activity.
Sense motive. I have 18 ranks and a +2 modifier
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Watch the Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8
>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdl8-GpxnW8
>>15110
"...Brain force? Tell me of this."
From outside the stadium, characters can see two obeliscent protrusions that jut into the sky.
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
"Oh hell, they're a pair of horns, so big you could put a car through them. I don't know why you make things so complicated,...."
Clearly a monster of enormous size has taken occupancy in the stadium....
"Its the frigggin Terrasque."
Would you,....
"No, they're my friends too. Just cuz ur GM doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want!"
Fine. The Terrasque and his cohort are in the stadium. The party will have a chance to discern why in the morning(ish).
GM, do I get anything from a sense motive check? Can I do a new one on different persons?
>Terrasque
Oh shit.
The bully nerd (oxymoron, I know) wants his lunch money.
>>15116
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
This stuff clears it right up the best part is it all natural no nasty chemicals like the globalist put in it.
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Pics related are the Tarrasque and the Mage
>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"
>>15120
"Damn. Can I have some? To free my mind from the Globalists"
>>15122
She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extracttribute Donations from every nation, and drone strikes those that do not pay up
She finally died on her home plane from poor health, but transported to this new one, she set about achieving what she could not before: Become master of the world. Here on this plannet, she uses her loyal servant, the MSM, and her voodoo powers to extract
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>>15127
I mean this as a real question. Are you done playing the yandere nice-but obessive romantic role with Tracy? You were playing it a week ago but now I am not sure
I mean this as a real question. Are you done playing the yandere nice-but obessive romantic role with Tracy? You were playing it a week ago but now I am not sure
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>>15135
>Implying
I'll get back in the swing of things later on..
>*Humps leg*
>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.
Goes to bed irl.
>Implying
I'll get back in the swing of things later on..
>*Humps leg*
>Pants catch fire because flaming tail.
Goes to bed irl.
>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
>>15143
Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.
I really need to go to bed...
Don't worry; he's cool.
He hates the globalists who took away his Waifu.
I really need to go to bed...
>>15143
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
"Maybe. But the enemy of my enemy dies second. And he hates Globalists, even if he calls them "jews" for some reason"
>>15143
Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.
Sad Alex, this is your chance to get out while you're ahead. There's nothing but collectivized madness and mayhem to be found in this thread. It just plain batty. You're still welcome to join of course, but I would be remiss if I didn't point out: Its called Mixed Nuts for a reason.
>>15150
*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*
>>15151
Excellent
>>15153
That's okay for me
>>15154
I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.
*takes suit from her saddle bag while she's distracted*
>>15151
Excellent
>>15153
That's okay for me
>>15154
I hate that. It's caused by a cookie not saving I think, but I am not sure. The bigger problem is that deletions, edits, and messages don't display unless you refresh. I want the changes to be seen when the thread auto updates, but I'll have to ask dev.
>>15158
I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone
I strongly suspect Dev team will say that it is a browser-side error where a cookie isn't saved, but I'll ask. I know my phone safari browser will never save the password and I can't delete except through mod powers, but with my laptop I can always delete. I am not sure about Opera on the phone
"I prefer to think that it was apropos that the post remain intact."
I said shush.
I said shush.
"Awww, I lost my paste. It was gonna be some smarmy shit, but the Tl:dr was its an overwhelming thanks. Just,... thanks. It means more than I can say, and more than my faggot will admit to say, Never forget, you've got devils (read: angels) who want to see you win."
>>15164
Will breaking the Travel ban and summoning an army of demons hurt the mage and the tarrasque?
Will breaking the Travel ban and summoning an army of demons hurt the mage and the tarrasque?
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I miss being the board GET thief. The shear thrill of cucking a person out of a quad by two seconds, outclassing and outmatching those who came after me, and the salt. The delicious salt. I remember this beautiful occasion when it was thought I had walked into a trap by participating in that Kajit roleplay thread, but then I managed to snatch something like two quads, and a third party took a quad by accident before a certain someone could get it. There was the most wonderful post: “I spent all day trying to trap this faggot when I could of gone to the beach.” Another time I patiently waited from my phone at work for a trips and millineal post, and then perfectly and cleanly took both while another person – trying to trap me – missed it by two seconds. There was also that time I snatched one from my phone while standing at the concession stand at the movies, and another time from a hotel lobby. It was wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4
>>15082
Woo hoo, magical guns
Sorry bout that, thanks oor the misfire cause I would've had a dead character and no reason why
Woo hoo, magical guns
Sorry bout that, thanks oor the misfire cause I would've had a dead character and no reason why
>>15170
I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.
What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.
I can't find any canon gunz that fit the description, so imagine them how you like. I imagine they'd look like shiny gold-steel Wild West era revolvers, with fancy gilded inscriptions.
What hind of sword/garments was Korak wearing? Trumpaladin can have the fancy suit part (I was just being stingy); he might want to have it dry-cleaned first though.
I want to know how his magic shield, blocking sword, and wind-thingy worked.
Last night I realized that I haven't really been very faithful to this character. I've been going about this in the wrong way, and getting bogged down in lost causes. I hope I can change this.
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>>15170
>>15171
The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.
>>15171
The pistols are a unique item. They most closely resemble the Luger, but with a hexagonal barrel.
I'll point out now that Korak was a duelist, and taking him on 1 on 1 is the wrong way to go about it. Only by surrounding him (giving everyone flanking and other bonuses) could one possibly get past his swordsmanship, which gave a combined AC of 46 when fighting defensively. This is why every attack was deflected neatly and easily.
As for his swag:
The suit is obvious, as is the sword-cane and pistols. In addition, he has a brass ring with a honeycomb, a pair of bracers, a fancy belt styled like a snake eating its self, a pair of cufflinks, a fine leather vest, a pair of formal gloves, his cloak, his hat, and a pair of worn suede boots.
>>15174
>Duelist
Should've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.
>Duelist
Should've known taking him direct was a dumb idea...
Great haul though. Will appraise items later.
>>15178
Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)
Then I don't follow your meaning. Oh, Korak also had a necktie, the pin of which is actually a stilletto (the tie has a small magical compartment)
>>15179
I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.
In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
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I can't say it aloud because Tracy's faggot is a kike who takes every item of any value from every fight and encounter hides it away, and destroys those that he can't take. I'm not going to tip him off. I'll just wait to play it out in gameplay.
In the mean time, I would like to ask if any pirates at the scene survived, fled, or if corpses remained
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>>15180
K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.
K. There are corpses, but aside from basic swords and bows (and clothing) they don't really have anything of note. They were low enough level that Ryuk could make short work out of them in little time.
I'm'a cast Mark of Justice on Tracy's faggot. He's cursed the next time he does something Kikish
>>15174
>Luger
I can live with this
>1v1
Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:
>Two staffs
>a rod
>tome
>knife
>pistols
Is this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?
>Luger
I can live with this
>1v1
Listen, Torc is never gonna be good with a sword.
But hopefully the sight of a scotsman holding a full sized claymore can strike fear into my enemys before He shinks it pulls, out a staff and magics them to death
And now pistols? The knife in gonna be more of a tool than a side arm.
Lets see, weapon count:
>Two staffs
>a rod
>tome
>knife
>pistols
Is this too much, or does Torc not having armor offset this?
Assuming Korak's body has been throroughly divested of his swag, Lenos wanders over and grabs the corpse by the ankle. "I've been looking forward to this for a long time." he says, dragging it inside to mount to one of the training dummies.
>>15187
Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?
Noted, albeit wondering what else he should have
What stat would give profecincy in gun wielding?
>>15192
Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).
Yes, the hat. You'd need to have them identified, which either Torcuil or Lenos can do (actually, Lenos already knows what they do).
>>15194
When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time
When will we have down time in game? I can think of three things I want to do that would take time
>>15195
Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.
Well, there's no immediate threat, and in true gaming-ish fashion characters are welcome to meander about wherever. Though, they will have to take care of that presence in the stadium before any more Football can occur.
>>15198
Excellent
Most of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helping
Fly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage
Excellent
Most of what I wish to do would be easier to do with Inferius helping
Fly to the harbor, keeping high for sight advantage
>>15202
In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them
In the stable with Trollestia, finishing up their popcorn from watching the fight against Korak that was taking place a few feet away from them
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>>15204
Is that going to be there the whole time I play this out? Because all the things I am planning would take hours gameplay time
Is that going to be there the whole time I play this out? Because all the things I am planning would take hours gameplay time
>>15204
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
I thought Tracy left Krak butt-naked in her dungeon?
Anyway, Tracy goes up to him and ask why he let all those pirates into the tower.
>>15206
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, she also thought to leave him alive which I was under the impression Torcuil offed him. In any case, she didn't have enough time at the time to run to her dungeon, and I rather like the idea of his corpse tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
>>15208
>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
>tied to a practice dummy so he can be beaten.
Well, yeah, but in the dungeon.
Was going to offer Slovenia a go at him, if she wanted to..
>>15209
She really does need to see him dead and get it out of her system, so she can come back and meet with humans again
She really does need to see him dead and get it out of her system, so she can come back and meet with humans again
>>15208
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
Um... Can I fly over the harbor and see if the Rusty Cunt or whatever Korak's ship is called is still there, is near the harbor or whatever?
>>15214
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
"What was up with that invasion just then? You have this whole tower rigged with explosives, but you couldn't keep out a horde of robbing pirates?"
>>15216
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
Treasure was probably worth more than the unicorn to him.
He would've seen her as an exotic product.
>>15215
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
"This tower isn't mine exclusively. It isn't anyone's technically. Korak is from a previous boot of the Game just like me. Besides, SOMEONE needed to whup his ass, and I'd have to rage-out and kill everyone to do that. You won didn't you?"
>>15216
Nah, he assumed he had the drop on the party so he brought everyone along. He would have too, except Ryuk took out the pirates, which disabled a most useful item he has.
>>15221
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
He taps his goggles over his eyes.
"Oh yeah, that stuff. What do you want to know about first?"
>>15223
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
"Just what's up with this sword? Is it magic? I was charging at him at full speed, and he diverted my whole body (12-14,000 pounds) like it was nothing."
>>15225
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.
>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
That's fine, I was just back-reading to answer Tracy's question.
>>15224
"Of course its magic. Everything he owned is magic, even his cuff links. As for diverting and such, elaborate parry is a hell of a technique, especially when using a weightless shield of force. I tried to make something like that for Thez, but even I couldn't figure out how it was made. Anyhow the sword is Damascus, has a keen edge (the Keen machine), is Quickened (2x attacks/round), and (he taps the tip of the blade against the ground and it snaps into a gentleman's cane) when its in cane form (he holds the tip of the handle to his lips and takes a deep breath) its an unlimited vaporizer," he says blowing out a dank cloud.
After Tracy is done talking to Lenos, Tprcuil asks him to make a golden snake with...
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
Gemstone suggestion for it? It's gona be a ttaff head
>>15229
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship."
>>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Every 4 rounds it (the sword) can produce a 50mph gust of wind. It only lasts for one round, but that can make all the difference against charging foes, and especially when onboard a ship."
>>15231
"No, Sning was always his, but I got to know him during our travels. Unappreciated if you ask me."
>>15230
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
Just get me the staff-head I promise it wont be op.
Very out-side the realm of possibility?
Maybe, maybe not
I also need some snakewood
>>15232
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
*Peers at snake*
"It seems attacked to you.. I guess he's as good as yours then (ponies don't wear belts anyway)"
*rummages through the rest of Korak's stuff* (did he have armor)
"What about these bracers, and the cloak for that matter?"
>>15234
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
"The bracers are bracers of armor +3, just like the ones Infernius picked up from the Belligerent Gnome. That (cloak) is a Cloak of Scintillating colors. For up to 10 rounds/day the user can cause it to display a technicolor display across its surface, granting partial concealment."
>>15233
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
"A golden snake head? That's just simple crafting. You'd probably want to talk to Ben about that."
>>15238
Weren't you halfway across town, investigating the Terrasque that just appeared?
"What is it?"
Weren't you halfway across town, investigating the Terrasque that just appeared?
"What is it?"
>>15240
>garter
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
>garter
"What's a garter?" (I don't even know what it is, or that she had it)
>>15240
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
I'm not sure Trump knows about that,.... I know it was mentioned in player dialogue, but I can't recall it being in game dialogued.
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>>15242
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
>distracted by cane sword
"Why would you want something like that, Flashy?"
How did he know about it? I didn't even know about it.
Oh fuck it. Whatever
Does anyone have the post # with the letter?
>>15253
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
Spells:
>snek
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra
>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?
>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?
>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת
Run down of Torc's new staff
Name: Staff of Plauges
Spells:
>snek
The staff is thrown down and turns into an egyptian cobra
>swarm of Frogs
Does this need explaining?
>hail
I guess roll could determine how large the pieces of the hail blast are?
>blinding
Can blind opponents, roll to determine how long.
Inscription: וְאֵלֶּה שְׁמוֹת
>>15257
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
I do not want to wear it, I want to inspect it. I believe there is something we all need hidden inside
>>15258
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
I think I rolled a 20 last time she used Apraise on it. Don't bother: it's meant to be a surprise.
>>15259
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
"I think I know what it is, and if I am right, it will be extremely good for all of us. Please, give me the item"
>>15256
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity, that casts "insect Frog Swarm", Ice Storm, and can produce the blindness effect of a prismatic orb. That can be arranged.
So you're talking about creating a Python Rodgiggity, that casts "
>>15260
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.
*gives confused look while searching through bag for woman's undergarments*
"O-okay..."
Don't you dare fucking touch the button. That's MY plot device.
>>15262
The Unicorn was my plot device put in the game for me, and yet you stole that and hid her away. Why would I take the garter if I did not intend to input the sequence?
The Unicorn was my plot device put in the game for me, and yet you stole that and hid her away. Why would I take the garter if I did not intend to input the sequence?
>>15262
I'm the only one who even noticed the letter. Be eternally greatful that you get 70% of the goodies off an enemy we ALL fought and helped to kill
I'm the only one who even noticed the letter. Be eternally greatful that you get 70% of the goodies off an enemy we ALL fought and helped to kill
*frustrated look as she fiddles with the bags content*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*
"Oh, I must've taken it out while I was dressing. Let me go look for it."
*vanishes instantly*
>>15270
No, this is an issue. You get the entire wealth of Thez's horde that I know you will keep it for yourself and never spend it, even though I was banned from using the party resources for making investments that were not secret and anyone could have opposed. You got more items besides that than any other person. You stole cores from beasts Inferius killed. You stole all of Korak's gear except the pistols, even trying to planar vanish out of sight to prevent any one from taking anything. You took my damned unicorn which I spent several game sessions on. Besides all this, you have restled your way into "wild shift" as a power, which only level 5 druids can get. You have planar shift, which you abuse the hell out of and which and which is like a level 7 wizard power. Besides this you have all of the powers of a high level rogue. And you're not satisfied with having more free rule-breaking powers than the entire rest of the party combined.
You already receive more in gifts than anyone else, and you keep taking and taking more from everyone else around you. Stop being a fucking kike. Share shit. Stop Stealing shit. Just stop being insufferable, because it makes the game miserable to play.
No, this is an issue. You get the entire wealth of Thez's horde that I know you will keep it for yourself and never spend it, even though I was banned from using the party resources for making investments that were not secret and anyone could have opposed. You got more items besides that than any other person. You stole cores from beasts Inferius killed. You stole all of Korak's gear except the pistols, even trying to planar vanish out of sight to prevent any one from taking anything. You took my damned unicorn which I spent several game sessions on. Besides all this, you have restled your way into "wild shift" as a power, which only level 5 druids can get. You have planar shift, which you abuse the hell out of and which and which is like a level 7 wizard power. Besides this you have all of the powers of a high level rogue. And you're not satisfied with having more free rule-breaking powers than the entire rest of the party combined.
You already receive more in gifts than anyone else, and you keep taking and taking more from everyone else around you. Stop being a fucking kike. Share shit. Stop Stealing shit. Just stop being insufferable, because it makes the game miserable to play.
>>15272
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed
"Hey!"
I can't argue with that. There is that giant hoard of treasure the party just scooped up, but you're right.
>Robots Infernius killed
"Hey!"
>>15272
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?
I would ask if you wanted salt in your wound,
But it looks like you've got enough
Plz dont h8 m8, you are right though
Does Staff of Plauges get made yet?
>>15273
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
I said weeks ago that she left all the golem parts in Lenos's workshop shortly after the Soros fight, minus the chains.
>>15274
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
Well, it would take a few hours for Ben to cast the head, and another couple hours to cut the stones. It will be ready before battle, if that's what you're concerned about.
>>15272
Also note that Korak's suit is fitted, meaning it will have to be tailored before anyone but a comparably sized Dwarf can wear it.
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>>15274
I am super salty right now
>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.
>>15273
Kek, poor Thez
I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours
I am super salty right now
>>15275
Great, now will you please stop being such a kike and share? At least share the things that aren't really of any use to you, or items that didn't really belong to you in the first place? And can you please, for the love of God, stop abusing that level 7 wizard power you manipulated the GM into changing the rules to give you - you know, besides your druid powers - to steal items that belong to other players.
Be grateful you get more free gifts than anyone else, and leave other people's shit alone.
>>15273
Kek, poor Thez
I'm sorry, I am not in good mood. I'll be better in a few hours
>>15279
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
Don't sweat it mate, I'm just having a laugh.
By my estimates, Tracy can't use the fucc links (pockets of holding, used to store the pistols when not in use), the fancy vest (also holding pockets, one has a flask, a pair of dimensional shackles, and an eversmoking bottle) and the other has a bag of hand grenades), the gloves (sparking, for lighting grenades), and the boots. Also, I forgot to mention his necklace of adaptation.
>>15278
>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif
>stop abusing that level 7 wizard power
It's actually a level 9 spell-like ability, and I'm not sure what counts as "abuse", but sure..
*suit, tie, cuff-links, and magic boots spontaneously appear out of nowhere all dusted and cleaned sitting in a neatly-folded pile with a "<3" note sitting cutely on top them*
Everything else is mine though. Still the theif
>>15281
>fucc links
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
>fucc links
I think you fucced that up
Torc doesn't need those for the pistols, so someone else (probaly Trump) can have those unless they are bound to the pistols
>>15284
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
I was hoping no one noticed that,....
No, they're independent, but they allow the user to pull out the contents as a free action so he used 'em as holsters.
>>15286
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in anger
Also heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy
Are you telling me that pulling the pistols from the Torc's belt takes 1 turn?
>throws flowcharts in anger
Also heads up, the bread be a wee bit moldy
Oh, and the honeycomb ring, its a Ring of Force shield, that as a free action ("Bees") produces a transparent and weightless heavy-shield +2 of force that stays with the ring. No armor check penalty, and no proficiency required. This particular ring was crafted by a mage who was allergic to bees, which eventually did him in. He would use the shield to swat them away, but alas,....
>>15291
I'm ready to play.
>really wishes could use vest, but also knows he's been an insufferable kike.
I'm ready to play.
>really wishes could use vest, but also knows he's been an insufferable kike.
>>15292
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
It could be tailored. I agree with Trump, but at the same time
>>15293
Comparable, Torc's bracers were based off the ring, but unlike the bracers the ring shield is as maneuverable as an actual shield, whereas the bracer shield hovers a few feet in front of the person.
>>15293
I'm down, but I wasn't going to assume
What isn't taken that I can have. Also,
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
>a pony/cauchemar wearing a ring
>>15303
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
I'll leave that up to players. Tracy coughed up the suit, tie, fucc links, boots, and the ring
>>15307
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works
Under, yes. The tie is a holding sheath, capable of storing one weapon of your choice.
Ah, you're back on the other IP, I was asking about not raping the mainboard
>doesn't know how modding works