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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15311
Spoilered

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15312
15317
>>15309
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15313
15316 15351
>>15309
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15314
15315
>>15309
korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15315
15320
>>15314
GM overruled that...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15316
15317 15318
>>15313
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15317
15323
>>15312
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15318
15319 15323
>>15316
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15319
>>15318
He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15320
15321
>>15315
[Sad Minotuar Noises]
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15321
15322 15325
>>15320
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15322
15330
>>15321
Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15323
15324 15330
>>15317
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?

>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15324
15329
>>15323
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15325
15327 15329 15330
>>15321
hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15327
15328 15331
>>15325
No.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15328
>>15327
Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15329
>>15324
I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325
yes
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15330
15332 15335
>>15322
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15331
15333 15335
>>15327
have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15332
551605__artist needed_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc-colon-marker pony_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_imminent rape_knife_monochrome_>rape.jpeg
>>15330
>he could object and shit.
That's the point.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15333
>>15331
Newp
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15335
15338 15341
>>15330
Take magic cuffs

I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it

>>15331
not yet
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15336
15337 15338 15341
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15337
>>15334
CUCKED
>>15336
That's.... A very good question
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15338
15339 15341
>>15335
Good lad ^_~
>>15336
Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15339
15340
>>15338
>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves
[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15340
15342
>>15339
Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15341
15343 15344
>>15335
>>15336
>>15338
ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15342
15344 15345
>>15340
I know she has the sword, but what else?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15343
15349
>>15341
"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15344
15345 15348

>>15341
>horse shoes
Minotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342
>vest
>cloak
>bracers
>everything that was not left back in the shop
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15345
15347
>>15342
>>15344
Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15346
15358
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15347
>>15345
That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15348
>>15344
You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15349
15350 15353
>>15343
whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15350
15352
>>15349
Lenos was watching the whole time.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15351
15353
>>15313
TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15352
>>15350
and he didnt even lend a hand
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15353
15358
>>15349
I'd kind of like a complete list as well

>>15351
FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15354
15356 15357
Two-Buttons-Silver-Grey-Suit-27377.jpg
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15355
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15356
>>15354
CLAIMED
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15357
15359
>>15354
Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15358
15359
>>15346
Kek
>>15353
>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirate
Wat

Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15359
>>15357
Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358
"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15360
15365
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15361
15363 15364 15366 15370 15371
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15362
Oh, and the sword
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15363
>>15361
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15364
15367
>>15361
Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15365
15368
>>15360
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15366
>>15361
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.

Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15367
15369
>>15364
The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15368
15374
>>15365
have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15369
>>15367
Ok.
*gloves disappear again*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15370
>>15361
Oh, I'll claim neck tie
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15371
15373 15374
>>15361
Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15372
15376
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15373
15374 15375
>>15371
You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15374
15382
>>15368
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15375
15382
>>15373
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15376
15378
>>15372
lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15377
15379 15383 15384
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15378
15380 15383
>>15376
reviling muh large minotuar penis
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15379
15382
>>15377
I just like hoarding shit.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15380
15385
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>15378
>large
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15382
>>15374
Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375
>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).

>>15379
I assure you, we've noticed


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15383
15386 15387
>>15377
When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378
Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15384
15387
>>15377
So.... Where is all of this stuff?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15385
>>15380
its pretty big.

96Ajs
?
No.15386
15388 15389 15390 15391 15392
[20d1 = 20]
>>15383
gm said the roll didnt make sense
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15387
15391 15393
>>15384
She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383
Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15388
15390
>>15386
>twenty 1's
What are you doing?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15389
15395
>>15386
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15390
>>15386
Kek

>>15388
He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15391
15396
>>15386
Damn you
>>15387
Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15392
1411197798359.png
>>15386
Having said, we all know what you rolled.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15393
15394 15398
>>15387
Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15394
>>15393
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15395
15399 15400 15401
>>15389
so what do i roll to find out the real size?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15396
15397 15400
>>15391
>Uhhhhh
You should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15397
>>15396
No one asked you, horse.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15398
15402
>>15393
Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15399
15403
1490165739600.png
>>15395
>making the same mistake twice
Pic very related.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15400
15404 15407 15413
>>15395
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15401
>>15395
Just don't
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15402
15406
>>15398
She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15403
>>15399
im the ballsiest one here
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15404
15405
>>15400
WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER

I was the only person even to remember
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15405
15408 15409 15410
>>15404
Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15406
15411
>>15402
So... No
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15407
15421
>>15400
Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15408
15411
>>15405
Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15409
15421
>>15405
It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15410
15421
>>15405
WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15411
>>15406
Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408
She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans. And she has every other incentive not to tell you.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15412
15441
Oh shit, g2g
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15413
15414 15421
>>15400
what did i roll and what do i add to it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15414
>>15413
*do
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15415
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15416
15417 15418 15421
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15417
woosh-you-have-smol-pener-17108829.png
>>15416
Damn image attachment glitches
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15418
15423
>>15416
infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15419
15420 15421 15425
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15420
98894452.jpg
>>15419
>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15421
15422 15426
>>15407
"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409
That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410
See above
>>15413
You rolled a 3.
>>15416
See?
>>15419
Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15422
15424
>>15421
i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15423
>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15424
15425 15447
>>15422
Sigh
dice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
96Ajs
?
No.15425
15427 15442
[1d6+5 = 11]
>>15419
>>15424

Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15426
15432
angry_rainbow_dash_by_scotch208-d4icu7h.png
>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.

>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15427
15428
>>15425
FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15428
15429
>>15427
why dont you roll torc?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15429
15430 15431 15710
>>15428
"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15430
>>15429
I'm... Not sure that's how that works
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15431
>>15429
me take you to whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15432
15433 15435
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15433
15434 15444
>>15432
Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15434
15436
>>15433
I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15435
15437
>>15432
Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15436
15438
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....

But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15437
15450
>>15435
THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15438
15439
>>15436
Fire when ready
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15439
15440 15445
>>15438
Alright...

Prepare a written sheet of paper for this

Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle

"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15440
>>15439
I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15441
15442 15443
>>15412
back
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15442
15443 15445 15448
>>15425
>>15441
big dick minotuar.
tAR7W
?
No.15443
>>15441
>>15442
This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15444
15446
>>15433
She's a troll. What do you expect?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15445
15456
>>15442
"Yay!"
>>15439
T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15446
>>15444
>What do you expect
More than I'll get out of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15447
>>15424
Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15448
15449 15452
>>15442
You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15449
>>15448
im fine with that.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15450
15451
>>15437
*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15451
15453 15457
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15452
15455
>>15448
For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15453
15454
>>15451
[mafia pony noises]
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15454
>>15453
me cant speak Italian.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15455
>>15452
Unerect, this
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15456
15458
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?

So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15457
15458
>>15451
No. No. No.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15458
15463
>>15456
T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457
Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15459
15460
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15460
15461
718922__safe_artist-colon-the weaver_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-anon_comic_crutches_dialogue_glue_human_innocent_lie_lying_simple background_sweat_weaver y.png
>>15459
>glue
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15461
15465
>>15460
topkek
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15462
15465 15466
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15463
15464
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15464
15470
>>15463
T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15465
15467
>>15462
>>15461
i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15466
15467
>>15462
I'll let that one slide
Wood? Slide? Get it?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15467
15468 15469 15472
>>15466
I really don't
>>15465
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Torcuil isn't intrested in sexing right now
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15468
>>15467
you need the win!
*thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15469
15471
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15470
15473 15476
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."

Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia

"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?

Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15471
>>15469
he needs this.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15472
15474
1506137794024-0.png
>>15467
>tfw stress has killed all appetite and sexual desire
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15473
15476 15477 15479
>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15474
15478
>>15472
Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15475
>afk 3 min
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15476
15485
closing in.png
>>15470
>>15473
[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:
'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15477
15488
>>15473
He gets up

"You know her well? What do you know about her?"

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15478
>>15474
I meant IRL...
tAR7W
?
No.15479
15485 15488
[1d20 = 8]
>>15473
Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15480
15481 15482
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS

Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15481
15483
>>15480
how can you do that when i abducted you?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15482
15483
>>15480
I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15483
>>15482
>>15481
>reeee's hard enough to be heard on the moon
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15484
15485 15486
de4.gif
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
tAR7W
?
No.15485
15487 15489
>>15476
>Back stab
She's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else

>>15484
Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477

\r
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15486
>>15484
Top
Fucking
Kek

I bet pizza was worth it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15487
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15488
>>15477
T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479
He has +18 on sense motive yes?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15489
15490
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15490
15491 15492 15493 15495
>>15489
Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15491
>>15490
My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15492
15493
Spoilered
>>15490
>trolled
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15493
15494
>>15492
kek
>>15490
I told you she was a cunt.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15494
15499
>>15493
But shes Torc's cunt
And thats what matters
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15495
15497 15499 15516
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15496
*she's = Slovenia
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15497
15498
>>15495
*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"
'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15498
15501 15503
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15499
15500
>>15494
>>15495
hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15500
15502
>>15499
No, Torc is testing his staff
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15501
15503 15504
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
96Ajs
?
No.15502
15504 15505
[1d20 = 20]
>>15500
grapple
You can test it on the way.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15503
15515
>>15501
>>15498
Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15504
15506 15507 15508 15511
>>15502
>20
Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501
Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15505
iK60ZcW_d.jpg
>>15502
>>15502
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15506
15510
>>15504
Then wtf can't she take a hint and shut up about the unicorn? Fucking inconsiderate cunt.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15507
>>15504
off to the whore house.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15508
>>15504
>commune with all non-evil creatures.
Oh wait...
Ym655
?
No.15509
15510
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15510
15512 15513
>>15506
>totally not getting whats going on
T> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509
You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15511
15515
>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15512
15514
>>15510
What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15513
15515
>>15510
[carnivorous pony noises]

"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15514
15518
>>15512
go on type something out convince me to stop.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15515
15517
>>15503
Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511
Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513
T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511
T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15516
15520 15521
>>15495
"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.

Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.

The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.

I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.

She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.

You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15517
15523
>>15515
You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15518
15519 15523
>>15514
"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
96Ajs
?
No.15519
15522 15527
[1d20 = 6]
>>15518
>tfw i have 16 charisma
>tfw counter charisma check
torculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15520
15524
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15521
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15522
15526 15556
>>15519
"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15523
15527 16518
>>15517
And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518
Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15524
15527 15531
>>15520
T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15525
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15526
>>15522
Waifu?
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15527
15528 15533 15544
brb, going ghost.jpg
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523
I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...
>>15519
>Cleric recommending degeneracy

>>15524
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15528
15529 15530 15544
>>15527
we cant have our men blue balled.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15529
15534
>>15528
Take a guess
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15530
15532 15537
>>15528
You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15531
15544 15591
>>15524
"Wow... I would never have thought.

Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.

As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15532
15534 15539
>>15530
Tracy?

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15533
15535 15544
>>15527
Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15534
15536
>>15532
meant for
>>15529

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15535
>>15533
Please let us get away with fiating time
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15536
15541
>>15534
REEEEEEE
NO
No offence Tracy
Who did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15537
>>15530
i will.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15538
1481799703-aryanne-triste-coucher.png
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
jX/y2
?
No.15539
15540 15544 15548 15551
[1d20 = 20]
>>15532
Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15540
15542 15543 15544
>>15539
Tracy why
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15541
15544 15548
>>15536
thez not you waifu! she mine!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15542
15550
>>15540
TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15543
>>15540
That would've pissed her off.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15544
15547 15550
>>15527
And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531
T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528
Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533
Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539
>>15540
>>15541
Qut?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15545
15546
*Wut
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15546
>>15545
im playig inernuises int
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15547
>>15544
It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15548
15549 15552
>>15539
KEK
EKE
KEK
>>15541
Dense ass...
Trollestia you faggot

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15549
>>15548
This, there's sigh no question who Thez prefers.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15550
>>15542
*sighs*

"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*

Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding

"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List

>>15544
"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15551
15557
>>15539
This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15552
15553
>>15548
oh okay
*to the stables*

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15553
>>15552
WOO HOO
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15554
15559 15561 15565
lZaE0Qn_d.jpg
Torc's World
jX/y2
?
No.15555
15558
Praise Football
\r
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15556
15563
>>15522
Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15557
15558 15560
>>15551
>detect poison
>delay poison


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15558
15562 15564 15568
>>15557
>not healing your wound
>>15555
And wtf was this post edited?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15559
15573
>>15554
thats actually terrifying.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15560
15562
>>15557
>Lesser restoration
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15561
15573
>>15554
That's quite the dark backstory...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15562
>>15560
>>15558
i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15563
15564 15565
>>15556
Well, Trump isn't
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15564
15566 15568 15570
>>15558
Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563
>cuz Torcuil is


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15565
15573
>>15563
Dude, I produced better memes than you could have

>>15554
>2073
2037 at the latest
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15566
15567 15568
>>15564
I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech and free religion.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15567
>>15566
"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15568
15569 15571
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>15564
>>15558
>>15566
It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...

>>15566
>Free religion
This is a Denver Broncos board boy
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15569
15574
>>15568
Thank you for reminding me

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15570
15572
>>15564
>even GM isn't giving Torc a chance
RIP in Pepes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15571
15574
>>15568
Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15572
15573
>>15570
>he saying you will get laid m9
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15573
15579
>>15572
Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565
Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559
>>15561
Now do you why he's always salty?


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15574
15575 15577
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>15569
Um... What did I remind you of?

>>15571
You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15575
15576
>>15574
At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15576
>>15575
I don't know...

People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts

Okay fair point
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15577
15578 15580
>>15574
>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies
>blogpost
The other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15578
>>15577
This, this is a beautiful story
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15579
15580 15581 15582
>>15573
You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15580
15583
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>15577
Praise be

>>15579
Does this include Trumpaladin?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15581
15602 15606
>>15579
"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15582
15583 15586
811967__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-2snacks_princess celestia_princess luna_animated_banana_evil_evil laugh_fire_funny_funny as hell_hell_laughing_.gif
>>15579
>This cunt still claims to be good-aligned
Be careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15583
15584 15585
>>15580
I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582
fukking kek
She's good-ish
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15584
15591
>>15583
Update on the Unicorn negotiations please
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15585
15587
Spoilered
>>15583
Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15586
>>15582
That gif is perfect
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15587
15588 15591 15602
>>15585
Trollestia had better find that hilarious
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15588
15589
>>15587
... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15589
15590
>>15588
No.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15590
15592
>>15589
Can I... Pet pony?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15591
15594
>>15531
>>15584
You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587
Hella
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15592
15594
>>15590
*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15593
15597
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15594
15595 15596
>>15591
"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"

>>15592
"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15595
15597
>>15594
Newp
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15596
15597
>>15594
[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15597
15599 15601
>>15593
>Evidence admissibility rules
Kek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now

>>15595
"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"

>>15596
"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."

*tries to pet her*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15598
15600 15608
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15599
>>15597
"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15600
>>15598
"Are you willing to help?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15601
15603
>>15597
[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15602
15603 15604
>>15587
Wasn't for Trollestia
Also
>>15581
What she say?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15603
15605 15607 15608
>>15601
"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?

In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"

>>15602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15604
15607 15610
>>15602
>not showing her a precious meme-relic from a lost society
Show her the banana!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15605
15609
>>15603
The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15606
15610
>>15581
Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15607
>>15603
lol
>>15604
When you put it that way it almost sounds,....

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15608
15611

>>15603
[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598
"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15609
15610
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>15605
No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.

The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15610
15612 15632 15635
>>15604
The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606
"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609
Wrong
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15611
15615
>>15608
*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15612
15613
>>15610
Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you don't fucking like bananas.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15613
>>15612
But I like potassium
Just not that banana
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15614
15617
1dxet4.jpg
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15615
15616 15618 15619
>>15611
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15616
15620
>>15615
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15617
15621
Spoilered
>>15614
He got fucking SHOT

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15618
15623
>>15615
"Do you still like me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15619
15622
>>15615
>shitty cosplay
I get so many keks from these threads
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15620
15621
>>15616
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15621
15624 15625
7de.gif
>>15617
Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.

>>15620
*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15622
15625
>>15619
I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15623
15626
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>15618
*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15624
15625 15628
>>15621
>Korak
>low level
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15625
15627 15628 15630
>>15624
Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622
It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621
Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15626
15634
>>15623
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...

Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"

*pets ears specifically more*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15627
15629 15633
>>15625
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15628
15629 15630
>>15624
You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night

>>15625
Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15629
15633
>>15628
Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627
It fits his personality
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15630
15631
>>15625
Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628
Who shot me then?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15631
15632
>>15630
T> Yes?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15632
15633 15635
>>15631
See
>>15610

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15633
15635 15637
my.jpg
>>15629
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?

>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related

>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15634
15636
>>15626
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15635
15639
>>15632
Right, sorry
>>15633
>Milo
Kek
>crickets
Topkek
You'll see
>>15610
T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15636
15641
>>15634
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.

... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15637
15638
why.jpg
>>15633
>respect that
>See pic related
See pic related

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15638
>>15637
"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15639
15640
>>15635
T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15640
15642 15644
>>15639
Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15641
15642
>>15636
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15642
15643 15644
>>15640
From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout

"THANK YOU!"

>>15641
"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15643
15648
>>15642
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15644
15645
>>15640
T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642
Your opinion is invalid
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15645
15647
>>15644
T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15646
15649
Will we get to see the freak soon?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15647
15649 15652
>>15645
Interruption from a different room

"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15648
15677 15679
>>15643
"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood

Why me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15649
15650 15651 15652
>>15646
You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647
T> ... or the Trump Grille why the e? if thats suitable

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15650
>>15649
Trumpaladin wants to get around Trademarks
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15651
15653 15656
>>15649
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15652
15656 15657
>>15647
Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649
"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15653
15654 15656 15659
>>15651
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15654
15655 15656 15659
>>15653
"... Not really, but sure."


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15655
15658
>>15654
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15656
15659
>>15651
Cuz he's asleep
>>15652
Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653
>>15654
He WON'T thank you, just sayin
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15657
15659 15660
>>15652
"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15658
15664
>>15655
Who unironically would want to go meet that freak?
"Let's go."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15659
>>15653
>>15654
Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656
Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657
B E G O N E
T H O T


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15660
15661 15662 15674
>>15657
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15661
15663
>>15660
Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15662
15664 15665
>>15660
>is better
He's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15663
>>15661
He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15664
15666
>>15662
>Trump is always Good
This. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong

>>15658
"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15665
15667 15668 15688
>>15662
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15666
15667 15668
1205037__questionable_artist-colon-petirep_oc_oc-colon-hoof beatz_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bronycon_bullying_clothes_humiliation_jail_prison_prison .png
>>15664
"Have I?!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15667
15669
>>15665
"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666
Thats,... kinda disturbing
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15668
15670 15672
>>15666
"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)

>>15665
Paladin is pretty nice too

>started
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15669
15671
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo5_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo6_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo3_1280.png
>>15667
That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15670
>>15668
>super-sonic reee
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15671
>>15669
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15672
15673
>>15668
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15673
15676 15680
sad_fluttershy_by_notlikelyanartist-d7g5zy4.png
>>15672
>tfw wants the high power levels but too pure to ever fall
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15674
15675 15676
>>15660
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15675
15677
>>15674
I know that much.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15676
15677 15682 15685
>>15673
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15677
15678
>>15675
You never answered >>15648

>>15676
>cuz Korak is a douche
Please tell

>wicket is unhallowed
Do I have to burn it to purify the city?


Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15678
>>15677
"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15679
15681 15703
Spoilered
>>15648
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15680
Spoilered
>>15673
I have ways if making you fall.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15681
>>15679
>pic not related
My sides! I need those
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15682
15683
>>15676
Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15683
15693
>>15682
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15684
15687
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15685
15686
>>15676
Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15686
15690
>>15685
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15687
>>15684
>forgot fiends aren't comfortable at holy sites
Sorry Thez.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15688
15689
>>15665
>anti-hero ftw
thats why i pick ghoatic good.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15689
15696
>>15688
>88
/)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15690
15691
>>15686
I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on est
Nah, I'm here just had to feed cats
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15691
15692
>>15690
T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15692
>>15691
>grumbling
T> I'm not fucking welsh
>leads way

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15693
15694 15695
>>15683
i cast hallow on the city.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15694
15695
What about the freak?
>>15693
Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15695
15697 15698
>>15693
Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694
What about him? He's not going anywhere.

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15696
e531ffa007f7ec93ab8a0f7f2503b4d8dfecf8141a5bd2ce39c2daeb382727a5.jpg
>>15689

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15697
>>15695
Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15698
15699 15701 15703 15705
>>15695
is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15699
15700
>>15698
Read your fucking spell list.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15700
>>15699
i did fag.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15701
15702 15703 15706 15714
>>15698
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15702
>>15701
"i swear."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15703
15709 15712
>>15698
Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?

>>15679
I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...

>>15701
"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15704
15705 15707 15708
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15705
>>15704
meant for >>15698

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15706
15709 15710
>>15701
>no comments on the date
I should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15707
>>15704
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15708
15711
>>15704
confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15709
15716 15717
>>15703
>having standards
Oh right
>>15706
In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15710
15716
>>15706
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15711
15713
Confederate-Monument.jpg
>>15708
It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15712
>>15703
this actually pretty smart.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15713
15714
>>15711
>stonewall
>shows picture of general lee.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15714
15715 15718
>>15701
This.
Leave a spot for Thez, alright?
>>15713
I thought Stonewall was the guy next to him...
Let me sort out my folder.
>embarrassed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15715
15721
>>15714
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15716
15721
>>15709
Shit
>>15710
Oh, fuck off

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15717
15718 15719 15721
>>15709
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15718
>>15714
No, I could swear Stonewall is next to Lee in the Baltimore monument.
>>15717
>Didn't already do it
Don't forget to mark it as sacred.
>inb4, Soros sends antifa army to destroy it, but we build it back bigger and better
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15719
15720 15724
>>15717
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15720
15724 15730
>>15719
There should be other globalists as its heads, Rockefeller already being cut off.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15721
15722 15724 15725 15730
304164__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_cute_filly_my little dashie_scrunchy face_toy.png
>>15717
Fountain in the central plaza

>>15715
So we can purge it

>>15716
It's okay, I tried and failed to woo Trollestia, and holy hell this unicorn has been and will continue to be difficult
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15722
15724
>>15721
I did not mean to post that picture
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15723
15726 15727 15730 15732
GM, how's the date going?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15724
15728
>>15720
>>15719
this
>>15721
>>15722
its adorable
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15725
15732
>>15721
Don't purge Thez's hang-out.
You have your grill, she has her whorehouse.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15726
>>15723
i also wish to know.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15727
>>15723
Say something: make her laugh.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15728
15729 15730
>>15724
oh and joseph stalin is a head too
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15729
15731
>>15728
Draw/shoop it for maximum holiness.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15730
15744
>>15720
Okay, rockefeller head on the ground
>>15721
>purge
At your peril
>>15723
Its going marvelously. Both of you have eaten, though nothing has been said. Awkwardly.
T> So what inspires a wildish Scotsman to take a unicorn on a 'date'?
>>15728
added
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15731
>>15729
on it.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15732
15733 15736 15738
>>15723
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?

I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date

>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15733
15734 15737 15740
>>15732
Your going to really regret doing that if your serious.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15734
15735 15737
>>15733
the brothel, that is
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15735
15737
>>15734
Kek, you had to clarify
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15736
15740
>>15732
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15737
15739 15740
>>15733
Seriously this
>>15734
>>15735
kek
All this to-do about a whorehouse, while a crazy mutant gigantor dog strolls about the Football field,...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15738
15740 15741
>>15732
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15739
15740
>>15737
Isn't the football field supposed to be sacred?
Sounds like a duty for a Paladin.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15740
>>15733
We don't have to burn it. We can just demolish it

>>15736
>>15737
Probably should do something about that

>>15738
Oh come on! I pulled a knife out of your asshole

>>15739
I hate to say this, but yes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15741
15743 15749
>>15738
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15743
>>15741
fug..
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15744
15745 15746 15747 15749 15751
>>15730
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15745
15748 15749
>>15744
waaaay too soon
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15746
15748 15749
>>15744
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15747
15748 15749
>>15744
>droping the l word on the first date
bad move
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15748
15758
>>15745
>>15746
>>15747
>he's been living in a cave for years with no outside interaction, what do you expect
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15749
15750 15754
>>15741
No no, let him do his thing. I promise it won't ever come around and bite him in the ass. I'm sure of it. ^_^
"WHAT... ARE... YOU"
Shush now, I got this.
>>15744
>love
Whoa,... whoa,... whoa. Really? Gah!
>>15745
This
>>15746
This
>>15747
And this
Im belaying T's response for the moment.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15750
15752 15753
>>15749
can i go to ben really quick?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15751
15754
>>15744
So... many... responses...
>GM has aneurism
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15752
15753
>>15750
Yes, please please go to Ben
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15753
15755 15760
>>15752
>>15750
Follow, just for the sake of bullying Ponimaru.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15754
15757 15765
>>15749
>>15751
Guys, Torc didn't talk to anyone for years, was in a cave, and studied memes for the love of god!
Do you expect him to handle a date well?

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15755
15756
>>15753
"Um... Tracy. Do you want to..."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15756
15761
>>15755
"Where?"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15757
>>15754
true.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15758
15759 15767
>>15748
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15759
15767
>>15758
Better learn spaghetti-bending, Torc...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15760
15762
>>15753
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15761
15763 15766
>>15756
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"

Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15762
15765
>>15760
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15763
15764 15766
>>15761
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15764
screenshot_2015_12_11_at_9_20_53_am___edited_by_pinkiepiethefirst-d9jr3xa.png
>>15763
"Um... Sorry. I was trying to impress Tracy... Get her to be less mean to me..."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15765
15769
>>15762
Undetermined yet, but he's lvl 5 nao and training to be a ninja pone.
>>15754
Troll thinks for a moment. "Waiter, I'm going to need a drink. The green stuff." Turns back to Torcuil.
"What's your game?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15766
15768 15771
>>15761
>Asking Element of Unoriginality what she likes
Tracy has no class or sense of taste anyway, so she's just happy with whatever you want to go with, so long as she feels you're excited and being genuine but she likes steak
"Steak sounds wonderful!"
>>15763
[hungry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15767
15770 15777
>>15759
Way ahead of you
>>15758
Torc glows red enough to cause a severe fire concern
He then wonders how much stabbing himself in the leg would hurt compared to this
T>"I... I guess I don't have a game. Its nothing, I'm sorry. If you want, you can go ahead and leave."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15768
15772
>>15766
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy

"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"

Looks directly at her

"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15769
15778
>>15765
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15770
15773 15775
>>15767
*leaves*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15771
15774
>>15766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8bQYD5I5I
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15772
15778
>>15768
>cutlery
*wing-ding eyes*
[excited pony noises]
"I would love to!"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15773
>>15770
The spagetti is physically paining me, but it's to in character to stop
jX/y2
?
No.15774
15776
[1d20 = 17]
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15775
>>15770
*follows*
96Ajs
?
No.15776
15779
[1d20 = 19]
>>15774
grapples the split second your in the air
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15777
15781
>>15767
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15778
15780
>>15772
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time

>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes

Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy

"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15779
15783
>>15776
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15780
15782
>>15778
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15781
15787
>>15777
Torc>Pretty sure all my "neuro-peptides" are dead with how stupid I am tonight
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15782
15783
>>15780
18 ranks in Sense Motive
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15783
15784 15786
Love conquers all.png
>>15779
>mfw 20th caster level Etherealness at will
[smug ghost-pony noises]
>>15782
And you sense her thinking about forcing Ponimaru into hilarious outfits like a birthday party animal, for no other reason than that she wants to
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15784
15785
>>15783
"So you like dressing animals?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15785
15788 15793
>>15784
"Not really. It's fun to mess with him."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15786
15790 15793
>>15783
>She doesn't want to form an army of ninja horses with him
*Sad Megalomaniac noises*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15787
15789 15790 15792
>>15781
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15788
15791 15793
>>15785
"Didn't you like stsb him before or something? Do something humiliating with his hide?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15789
15805
>>15787
Did he just get a horn up his ass?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15790
15791 15805
1538723__safe_screencap_fluttershy_a health of information_spoiler-colon-s07e20_carousel (tv channel)_cropped_pony_swamp fever.png
>>15786
>>15787
tfw im the only party member not on a date.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15791
15795
>>15788
>He has no way of knowing that
"...I just like to bully weebs."
>>15790
I really want to go on a mission to the lower planes.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15792
15794
>>15787
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15793
15803
>>15788
Not just stab, she gutted him from head to toe.
>>15786
There's already a (small) army, but he's (Ponimaru) the only hoers.
>>15785
It is

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15794
15796 15803
>>15792
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15795
>>15791
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of

"They are indeed fun to bully"

"Want to tell me about yourself?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15796
15797 15798 15802
>>15794
Oh...
Oh god
This isn't what I had predicted at all
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15797
15800
>>15796
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15798
>>15796
He's not a virgin anymore at least,....
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15799
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15800
15801
>>15797
so is he the girl?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15801
>>15800
Lets just say she was leading the dance.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15802
15804
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>15796
I thought I would piss her off that much but I'm really surprised you did it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15803
15805
>>15793
She slashed him straight from shoulder to seem (was immitating samurai-kill, but didn't expect perfect roll)
>>15794
I see why she was suspicious of alcohol

...God dammit! I wanted them to have a "normal" date, but I can't let another equine out>rape Tracy..!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15804
>>15802
She's initiating tonight. Be prepared.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15805
15807 15808 15810
>>15803
Better step up your game. I didn't plan that, but it made sense given the context and all
>>15790
"Don't worry I'nis, its only a matter of time" tail whaps the ground
>>15789
No, that's just for rowdy paladins.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15806
15810
"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"

*Sad Flashy noises*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15807
>>15805
[lonely minotuar noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15808
>>15805
A horn up the ass sounds a lot more pleasant than whatever happened to Tourcil
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15809
15814
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15810
15811 15812 15814 15824
Untitled.jpg
>>15805
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15811
>>15810
>hybrid shape = light warhoers

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15812
15813 15814
>>15810
MOUNT WARHORSE
jX/y2
?
No.15813
15815 15816
[1d20 = 13]
>>15812
>no ride check
*grapple the man and drag him into the shadows*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15814
15822
>>15809
Oh, you'll deal with the horny unicorn all night long. Couldn't resist.
>>15810
>>15812
And now I get why Germanon called this the gay bath-house
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15815
15817
1335324.png
>>15813
Magic boots to NPC ally
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15816
>>15813
You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness

As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
jX/y2
?
No.15817
15818 15819
[2d20 = 16]
>>15815
>implying you have allies
First, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15818
>>15817
Awww shart...!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15819
15820
>>15817
And, she trips over herself

Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15820
>>15819
>implying you can escape
Track him home, lurking.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15821
15823 15828
"That's not how you woo a man, Tracy"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15822
15823
>>15814
Combat ERP is that ga- oh who am I fucking kidding...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15823
15825
I'm SO glad I decided Kefka fell asleep for all this.
>>15822
Yes, no
>>15821
>rape (just a suggestion)

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15824
15828
>>15810
"I am really disappointed in you Tracy. And your faggot too"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15825
15827 15828
>>15823
Can we have one horse, just one, who isn't psycho?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15827
>>15825
Mayb...
>>15826
And there you just killed it.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15828
15829 15830
1508872911511.png
>>15821
>we'd be over by now if you'd just grabbed her by the pussy earlier
[confused hoers noises emanate from every direction as you walk home]
>>15824
How would you play a >rape-proned character?
>>15825
NO!!!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15829
>>15828
>NO
This, the non-psycho hoerses are the domestic ones.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15830
15831 15832
>>15828
Is she amenable to being violently raped herself?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15831
15833
>>15830
O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15832
15833
>>15830
You have to be REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15833
15834
>>15831
I feel like she'd say "you just ruined it by asking first. How the fuck is it rape if you ask first"

>>15832
Don't worry, I won't target the womb area when I beat the ever living fuck out of you, and then fuck it back in
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15834
15835 15837
>>15833
Where is your character?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15835
15840
>>15834
Probably going back home
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15836
15838 15839
>Its fine
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15837
15840
>>15834
If yours ran full charge at a wall, and then rolled a 1, she's probably in a hospital
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15838
1283725__safe_artist-colon-henyoki_oc_oc-colon-brownie bun_oc only_eye reflection_faic_fire_property damage_solo_this is fine_uncanny valley.png
>>15836
pic
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15839
15842
>>15836
>MEANWHILE AT THE JEWler SHOP
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15840
15841
>>15837
She could just phase through the wall.
>>15835
In bed?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15841
15843
>>15840
Not if she were intending to plant a kiss. She rolled a 1

>>15840
Sitting and thinking about how disappointed he is in Tracy. It's like she wants to stay single forever.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15842
15848
>>15839
"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15843
15844
>>15841
Bull Rush is a maneuver to push a target 5 feet; that means she would've had 5 feet to save herself.
>>15841
If your character isn't about to go to bed, I'm going to do other things.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15844
15845 15847
>>15843
I'm guessing none of those things involve being an attractive potential waifu
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15845
15847
>>15844
It matters what your kink is.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15846
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15847
15849 15850
>>15844
"I'm disappointed in you Tracy"

>>15845
Unless you want to get punched repeatedly, chocked by your dog collar, and maybe strung up by it, well, I'm not sure I have anything to offer you
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15848
15854
>>15842
infernuis wish to comminsion a piece.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15849
15852
>>15847
And if she does?
sorry, too easy
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15850
15851 15852
>>15847
Unf.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15851
15855
>>15850
The amulet will ensure that her fetus gets all the oxygen it needs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15852
15853
>>15849
>>15850
I can also try to drown her I guess
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15853
15858
>>15852
>amulet works under water
Unf.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15854
15856
>>15848
"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15855
15858
>>15851
I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15856
15857 15861
Milllion_Dollar_Championship.jpg
>>15854
"me actually bring drawing with me here you go"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15857
>>15856
but instead of dollar signs they are swastikas
jX/y2
?
No.15858
15859 15860
[1d20 = 3]
>>15853
Also, endurance feat (extra check on constitution while holding breath)
>>15855
>the child can go longer without blood than you can
This isn't even close to true.
"You'll have to grab me first, ~Flashy."
*grapples*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15859
>>15858
Why do all my >rape attempts keep failing?
Your turn.
tAR7W
?
No.15860
15863 15864
[1d20 = 11]
>>15858
*sighs*
Grapples, and shackles
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15861
15866
>>15856
"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15862
15864
"Um... Are you sure you want to do this?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15863
>>15860
Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
jX/y2
?
No.15864
15865 15869
[1d20 = 12]
>>15860
You have no shackles!
momentarily phases out of your grasp and grapples again
>>15862
"Show me what you're made of, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15865
15867
>>15864
>phases
Um no
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15866
>>15861
its a belt, me have time also why is big lizard in the football field?
jX/y2
?
No.15867
15868
[1d20 = 2]
>>15865
She can't do that?

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15868
15870
>>15867
anti magic shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15869
>>15864
Hold on, I'm filling up a pale of water
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15870
15871 15872 15874 15875
>>15868
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15871
>>15870
there were 2 sets
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15872
15876
>>15870
>Implying I didn't start the grapple holding them
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15873
15876
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15874
15877
>>15870
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15875
15878
>>15870
They must have slipped out
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15876
15877 15879
>>15872
You don't even have the Skill to pull them out of the bag, even I can't make a pickpocketing check like that.
>>15873
I know what they do.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15877
>>15876
>Talking about skills bullshit
Please see >>15874

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15878
15880
>>15875
Well someone is getting >raped tonight...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15879
>>15876
I hope you excuse my cheek when I say,... for the third time Shhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15880
15881 15883 15884
>>15878
Yeah, Tourcil. I can act out murdering you though if you like
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15881
>>15880
humans strange.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15882
15885
Which legs did he apply the shackles to?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15883
15885
>>15880
>Torcuil
Wut?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15884
>>15880
Torc is in the process of being >raped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15885
15886 15887
>>15883
He was raped

>>15882
Which ever disable you and leave you unable to attack
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15886
15887 15889
>>15885
>four legs
Pick a pair, because the rodeo is starting now.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15887
15891
>>15885
>unable to attack
That was never part of the 'bargain', those just eliminate teleport/phase/w/e shenanigens
>>15886
Lets assume the forelegs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15889
15890 15902
>>15886
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15890
15892 15893 15894 15902
>>15889
How do you rig a 1.5 ton animal to the ceiling?
>no Use Rope Skill
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15891
>>15887
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15892
15895
>>15890
>Still thinks his D&D bullshit will help him
Tie rear legs next and now she's disabled
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15893
>>15890
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15894
>>15890
Ooh. I'll take your bracelets as well. I like those
jX/y2
?
No.15895
15896 15902
[3d20 = 48]
roll to pick locks this round
>>15892
>attack of opportunity
*buck with both hooves*
tAR7W
?
No.15896
15898
Flash_Sentry_ID_S4E11.png
[3d20 = 29]
>>15895
Bees
Quick draw Vanderiem

Slash, Slash, Slash at your hooves with Vanderiem
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15897
Really.gif
Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep

I'm going to sleep
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15898
15899 15901
>>15896
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath

USER WAS SHACKLED FOR THIS POST
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15899
15900 15901
>>15898
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
Anonymous
dlV40
?
No.15900
15901
>>15899
lol
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15901
15902
>>15900
>>15898
>>15899
"Engagement's over Tracy"
C2K+p
?
No.15902
15906 15907 15908
[5d8 = 2010]
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15903
15904
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15904
15905
>>15903
I was going to reply to Thez, but okay
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15905
15908
>>15904
You're welcome to,... except Trump is KTFO
Drunk, stupid nerd
qP4DI
?
No.15906
>>15902
...Sorry...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15907
>>15902
oh she goes to trump first huh? i see.
[jealous minotuar noises]
tAR7W
?
No.15908
15909
>>15902
>>15905
"I hope you don't think I wanted it to be this way. Nor do I think it had to be this way. But here we are"
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15909
15911
>>15908
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15910
15911 15912
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15911
15917
>>15909
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless

I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.

Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15912
15913 15914
>>15910
Ok...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15913
15915
>>15912
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15914
>>15912
you're unbanned
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15915
15916 15919
>>15913
Tracy's faggot: I got b8, because salt.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15916
15917
>>15915
>salt
Because I'm not putting up with your autism while I have class in less than 8 hours
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15917
15918

Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec
>>15911
"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916
Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15918
>>15917
"She has no affection or love"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15919
15920
>>15915
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
Bad Pony
jX/y2
?
No.15920
15921
tfw bad girl3.jpg
>>15919
"....*whimpers*........"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15921
>>15920
D'aww. That's super cute
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15922
15923 15924 15925
I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15923
15925 15927
>>15922
> that there that there
what did you mean by this?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15924
15925 15927
>>15922
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15925
15926
>>15922
[shocked and frightened pony noises]
>remembers
*offers horn*
>>15923
"...... You stupid bovine..."

*Goes to bed irl*
>>15924
She never tried to cut your legs off,
faggot.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15926
>>15925
Oh yeah, the hacking. Okay that was too far. But was salty from the hoof attack
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15927
15928 15930
>>15923
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15928
15929
>>15927
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances

Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15929
>>15928
Fair point, and (though not explicit) the compliment is noted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15930
15932
>>15927
they dont call it the gay bath house for anything
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15931
Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15932
>>15930
LESS TALK, MORE,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15933
sig-4670161.sig-4667393.e1e6c5d70e34f502dcfdcf55f0c3727c.gif
I'm sorry...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15934
15935
"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15935
1506217145105.png
>>15934
>>tfw you convert your waifu
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15936
>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES
Stupid Nerd Who Learned His Lesson
jX/y2
?
No.15937
a9266d8135f6f3f7981999ed73271ae5.jpeg
>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
W
I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
Anonymous
6Q/p7
?
No.15938
15939
...O.O..
Anonymous
VFaAx
?
No.15939
>>15938
I'm watching you
Trumpaladin's Faggot
VFaAx
?
No.15940
15941 15944
I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first
Flowchart Faggot
wY00c
?
No.15941
>>15940
This...

Yeah.. I haven't really been the best sport recently.. or at all...
Scottish faggot
Ym655
?
No.15944
15947 15949
>>15940
Uh idk, what are we supposed to say?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15947
15949 15952 15953
>>15944
Idk. I'm waiting for someone else to say something.
Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
?
No.15949
15955
>>15944
I have a lot to say about that godawful date last night and why you deserved that outcome, but I don't have a problem with you

>>15947
Wall of text coming
What I want to say, part 1
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15952
15954 15955 15965 15974
I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.

I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.

I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry

Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.

But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
What I want to say, part 2
tAR7W
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No.15953
15954 15955 15965 15974
>>15947
The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.

And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.

In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.

Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.

And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.

The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
\r
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15954
195525__fluttershy_princess luna_princess celestia_suggestive_s1 luna_implied sex_facehoof_i-dash-shooped-dash-a-dash-pwny_shame_double facehoof.jpeg
>>15952
>>15953
While I wish I could have phrased all of this in a way that were more actually persuasive and less invective, it at least gets my feelings out there
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15955
>>15949
Fuck off
>>15952
>>15953
Nigga I ain't reading that
But you are forgiven
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15956
15957 15959
Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15957
15958
>>15956
Well look what the rape drug in...
JK welcome back
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15958
15963
>>15957
Battle cry probably have to be "Not for sexual" just to be on the safe side.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15959
15960 15963 15964
>>15956
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15960
15961
>>15959
But I am serious though
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15961
15962
>>15960
Let me build up the patience to actually read it first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15962
>>15961
Don't be needlessly insulting
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15963
>>15958
Kek
>>15959
This

Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15964
15966 15967 15969
>>15959
Is there an easy checklist I can use to choose traits from? Or is this something I let the GM decide? Haven't really thought out what the personality of the character is either.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15965
15967
>>15953
>>15952
I agree with everything you said except the fact that you want to kill tracy.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15966
15968 15973
1071364__safe_artist-colon-thebirdiebin_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_cyoa_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_monochrome.png
>>15964
We're not really constrained by rigid rules, but gm bases his stuff largely over 3.5e D&D. You don't need to be an expert though. He's been very accommodating so far.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:System_Reference_Document
>haven't really thought of personality
Just roll with the bants, m8. Better to have things revealed through gameplay.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15967
15968
>>15964
I can refer you to the relevant parts of the D&D wiki if you can tell me what you want

>>15965
I was just pissy at the time writing it
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15968
15970 15971 15973 15976
>>15966
>>15967
So if I look at the "For Players" section I should be able to find most info.
But is it enough to choose a class, or can my Filly be a bit I want to be a Baker on day and a Fireman the next, but perhaps have an inert skill that my Filly don't know what is yet?
>not sure how to play they way I described it
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15969
>>15964
Welcome back to the gay bathhouse, norway anon.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15970
>>15968
Serious gameplay won't start until Saturday, but we'll help you out with making a character.
>Baker on day and a Fireman the next
I don't see why not.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15971
15972
>>15968
There are a set number of classes, generally based on martial style. You must chose from one of them
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15972
>>15971
I wonder what sad Alex would be.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15973
>>15966
Mixed nuts:
50% memes
20% >rape
30% actual adventure
>>15968
I would just choose a class, do some leveling in a second maybe?

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15974
16054
Welcome back Norway, I'll be at your service in just a moment.
>>15952
>>15953
I really don't have much to say in response, other than that you're right. I have been egregiously permissive with abilities and powers and such, particularly with Tracy. I hadn't thought it would be a big deal at first and then <poof> everyone started doing their own research and referencing, and I just kinda went with it.
Tbh, Thez was only pissed because it ruined the dramatic entrance she was going to make during the fight, and because though Tracy was totally asking for it, Thez is particular toward mothers and children. It was her idea that Tracy could get pregnant at all way back when.
I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens, particularly not the flag-bully; that shit makes me laugh tbh. Idk about bans though, that would probably piss me off.
All in all, I only see one glaring error in your spiel.
>Etherealness
19th level Monks can do it too.
no bully

All kidding aside, my biggest difficulty of late has been trying to transition the Game from a less rule-inclusive dynamic to a more rule-inclusive. I'm not talking about rule-cucking, I mean when we started I was relying almost exclusively on the dice and inspiration, but transitioning it as players become more fluent with the 'engine' has proven difficult. Additionally, I have a nasty tendency to miss occasional posts and/or get distracted by stuff going on with other players/interactions.
And lastly, I want everyone to have a good time and do (for the most part) whatever it is they want, with as little resistance as I can legitimately allow.
I would be a piss-poor liar if I even tried to deny that I've grown quite attached to everyone here - except you Norway, you gotta earn it kidding - as can be seen by the occasional triggered response or misinterpretation of what's happening on my part.

Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15975
15977 15978 15983
It is not easy to pick a Class. It is like choosing a profession you will have for life, and I have never been god at that.
And also I might be over-thinking things, but I envision a Class also entails a playing style; i.e. an personality and not just battle tactics.
But I am an Earth pony/filly (I think) I could be Unicorn but not Pegasus or Princess (yet)
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15976
15979 15980
>>15968
Would you filly possibly be interested in obtaining evil powers and joining a rising, underground pony-supremacist cult, part time?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15977
15980
>>15975
I'm playing an Earth pony too.
Decide what kind of character you want to be first, then think about classes later.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15978
15982
>>15975
Do you vidya?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15979
>>15976
I'm dead serious
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15980
15981 15983
>>15976
I think I want to keep my innocence and be a faithful cutiemark crusader.

>>15977
All I got so far is that the filly likes adventures.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15981
>>15980
This

*pets pony*
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15982
>>15978
What do you mean? The character or me?
I do some, but tilted towards casual, and arcade style games mostly lately, also point and click adventures have always been a genre I have liked.
I don't think my filly have played any games.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15983
15984 15986
>>15975
I ask the vidya question to see if I can cross reference aspects for easier dissemination. If you want to magic, you'd have to be a Unicorn. I'm not sure how true to MLP or D&D I would arrange it, and tbh I would go more with what you're more interested in playing. Tracy's character is entirely a D&D rogue (etc.) as far as stats are concerned, but appearance and interactions are as pone.
>>15980
Somehow, I suspected that's what you were talking about with the Baker and Firemen bit,....
There are 6 primary attributes:
Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. We won't get into actual scores, but which of those six most appeals?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15984
15985 15987 15990
>>15983
What could those attributes mean to him though if he doesn't know what they do? He should pick a class first

(Bard?)
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15985
>>15984
Or Monk maybe
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15986
>>15983
I would assume Charisma, Intelligence and Wisdom would be the main traits given the back story.. Will post story next post.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15987
>>15984
Well, as concepts they're pretty self explanatory, and if a particular stat is more appealing, that could help narrow down a particular class.
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15988
15989 15991 15993 15996
The back-story I have so far

>It was a stormfull night, lighting crackled through the skies. The chill from the autumn winds snuck in through the cracks in the walls. It was a night made by the Gods for an hero to be born.

>I can't remember much of my early life but I mostly stayed inside the barn like most Fillies until spring.

>Spring was awesome I got to play outside a lot, and run around and explore and shit. And it was then my taste for adventure was born. This was a life I could get used to.

>My taste for adventure grew and grew during that spring. And I started to venture further and further into the world exploring. It was on one of these adventures I got to experience the dangers of exploring for the first time. The night before the temperature dropped and the ground had frozen. I had some days before discovered an particular muddy part where I could make big splashes. An awesome game that I can highly recommend by the way. But since the ground was frozen I slid and fell. And instead of making splashes I twisted and hurt my ankle.

>Luckily the farmer who lived with me took me to see the doctor.
>And then I woke up here.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15989
15992 15997 16002
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>>15988
Aww... That's so sad
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15990
15992 15995
>>15984
We need a bard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15991
15992
>>15988
>doctor
Kek
From your response to stats, my gut says Bard. Bards share a bit of traits with Thieves, Mages, and Paladins, and they live for adventure.
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15992
15994 15995 15996 16062
>>15989
>>15990
>>15991
Then Bard it is
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15993
15994 15997 16002
>>15988
Poor filly Infernuis sorry you hurt leg.
*hugs the little filly*
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15994
15996 15998
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>15992
Huzzah!

By the way, forewarning, my character is abducting you and carrying you around everywhere he goes. Don't worry, not for sexual

>>15993
BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15995
>>15992
You dont have to be a bard if you dont want too.
>>15990
Damn it tracy i told you not to puck for people.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15996
16002 16009
>>15988
[maternal-instinct pony noises]
"That's... so sad.."
*hugs filly*
>>15992
Bard is most fun character. Jack-of-all-trades, and entertainer.
>>15994
Pervert!
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.15997
16001
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>>15989
>>15993
Thanks
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15998
15999 16005
1507784971771.png
>>15994
Infernuis fight you for right to hug pone!!
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15999
16005
>>15998
Fight you I will!
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16000
16003
Claiming Norway for non-sexual purposes
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16001
>>15997
>thumbnail gave wrong impression of facial impression, will find better image
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16002
16004 16005
1507005139754.png
>>15989
>>15993
>>15996
Thanks
>much better image
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16003
16005 16008 16009
>>16000
Norway is not for lewds.
I claim the little horse as my apprentice.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16004
16010
>>16002
"There, there.."
*pats back*
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16005
16007 16008 16010
135941__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_carrot_cute_dashabetes_feeding_filly_foal_human_my little dashie_nom_pegasus_pony.png
>>15999
>>15998
But please take off the arm strengthener thing so I don't lose as badly

>>16002
D'aww

>>16003
MOTHERFUCKER SHE'S MINE!

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16006
16009 16011
"A NEW PONY?!?!" Thez is fukking giddy. "GIDDY UP GIDDY UP!"
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16007
16013
>>16005
Trump just so you know me fight to death, are you ready for such a challenge?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16008
16013
>>16005
>>16003
>claiming sentient player-characters
Ponies are not for claiming!
Go fight to the death over this autism somewhere else!
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16009
16016
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>>16003
>>15996
I said non-sexual!

>>16006
Not for mount either Thez
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16010
16012 16013 16014 16016
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>>16004
>>16005
>hard to find the right images
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16011
16015 16016
1495697043032.gif
>>16006

Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16012
>>16010
>so adorable it almost hurts.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16013
16017
>>16007
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>16008
I think you're just jealous because no one wants you

>>16010
I got the perfect one. I'll send in Discord
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16014
16018
>>16010
Is this the right color?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16015
>>16011
Gah! Too Cute! Too Cute!
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16016
>>16009
"Please, I can run faster than Tracy, I don't actually NEED a mount."
>>16010
>>16011
SQUEEEEEEE
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16017
>>16013
Have at thee trump
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16018
16019 16025
1495778187028.png
>>16014
It was the one I had (and this one)
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16019
16020 16021 16022 16024
>>16018
So, blue Pegasus?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16020
>>16019
Don't lock down a color. Give him space
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16021
>>16019
Thats more of a light purple
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16022
16023
>>16019
Oh.. for my character... I haven't thought that far.
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16023
>>16022
But it is a nice color
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16024
16026
>>16019
Acknowledge what was said because the drama would just start again the next play session anyways. Best to get it over and try to resolve it now before there is another real fight
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16025
16027
>>16018
8D
"I must go!"
A series of explosions can he heard as Thez throws open all the rooms to prevent any untimely shenanigens.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16026
16028 16029
>>16024
You guys can always fight non-lethally,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16027
16031
>>16025
Infernuis assists
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16028
16031 16034
>>16026
How? All I have is the sword
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16029
>>16026
>>16026
To. The. Death.
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16030
16033
1493299404485-0.jpg
But I have to bid you all a good night (2:30am) and hope for a longer session when it really starts; easier to do long night at weekends, or when I have changed to US timezone because no real reasons.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16031
16032
>>16028
You can fight non-lethally with any weapon. Your character would hit with the flat of the blade rather than the edge.
>>16027
Too late, she teleported. She reappears a moment later with wisps of smoke trailing off of her. "There!"
"Bitch," Lenos mutters
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16032
>>16031
I'll see how pissed off I am
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16033
16036
>>16030
Keep us posted Norway, I'm sure we'll be more than willing to accommodate.
Uh,... does 'dorable filly have a name?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16034
16037
paddle_1461191016371_1795818_ver1.0.JPG
>>16028

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16035
For everyone else,... how feasible would it be to start early? We started doing 2:00pst, but to try and synch with Norway we'd need to start more like 9-10a
Anonymous
zqF3/
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No.16036
16037 16038
>>16033
I haven't thought of a name yet. Not sure a filly should be allowed to pick its own name, but I will think on it.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16037
>>16034
The offer is actually still open on the murder fantasy sex

>>16036
*cover's filly's ears*
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16038
16039 16040
>>16036
How about Adolfa?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16039
16041
>>16038
>forcing a religion on her
That's my job
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16040
>>16038
Filly is not for redpills

Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16041
16042
>>16039
Its literally my job! What are you talking bout?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16042
>>16041
This, desu.
It's his whole job; the magic is just bonus.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16043
16044 16045 16047 16066
I've got a slightly meta question for everyone, aside from the time suggestion. Yeah, we rape the mainboard, but is that maybe a good thing? I mean, its something that is more or less always going on (not ALL hours, but lots certainly), and while it is good to be considerate of other activity on the board, maybe hiding these threads might not be the best idea?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16044
16046
>>16043
I don't mind.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16045
16046
>>16043
No skin off my ass.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16046
16048
>>16044
>>16045
Good to know. It's likely to result in more trolling, but I for one welcome more targets new friends.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16047
>>16043
Which boards have their posts displayed in the "recent posts" segment on the homepage may be changed depending on whether the board is listed as excluded through the Recent Posts segment under "Manage Themes." I add vx to that when there are a large number of posts here, and take it off when /vx/ gets traffic in other threads
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16048
16049 16050
>>16046
It might piss-off Chickun, but that'll only reveal that he's been peeping in the "gay bathhouse".
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16049
>>16048
We're really going to have to talk about relationship issues sooner or later sweetie
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16050
16051 16053
>>16048
Which one is Chickun?
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16051
16052
>>16050
I think he is referring to the sour Kraut
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16052
>>16051
>Sour kraut
kek
Thats fine. To be brutally honest, making a spectacle out of myself and whomever else WAS a deliberate intention of this Game
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16053
16055
>>16050
Aryanne brotherhood. An overall good poster and content contributer (also makes great record of anything and everything related to the Aryanne thread, which I praise him for); he was probably just getting salty because it was a really slow week for the rest of board, while this cesspool was getting posts every hour consistently.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16054
16055
736172__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_absurd res_axe_belly button_bipedal_blood_crime_impl.png
>>15974
>I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens
I'm considering this permission
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16055
16056
>>16053
Well I don't/didn't contest his point, but atm this is the best form of contribution I can think to make for the site. I can do half-assed shoops, and if I spend several days on a picture I can drawfag sorta, but my skill-set is still in development. I DO want other areas of the site to be as rapid and/or involved, but I haven't figured out how to do it. Since I tend to keep one eye on the board whenever possible, this is the best I can come up with. I literally hope it is as appealing to lurkers as I've tried to make it, which is part of the reason I am often willing to overlook or permit shenanigens.
>>16054
As though I could grant or deny permission. Xp
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16056
16057 16058 16060
>>16055
Your contributions are much appreciated. This has been a lot of fun.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16057
16060
>>16056
100% this. Ive beem looking for a game like this for awhile.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16058
16059 16060 16063
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>>16056
Why you no acknowledge me?
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16059
16063 16067 16072
>>16058
I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked.
If you mean that wall of text you posted earlier, I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16060
16063
>>16056
>>16057
>>16058
Its me who is appreciative. I know you all have lives and responsibilities and contexts well beyond my comprehension, and yet you're willing to spend 3+ days a week in a gay bath house with this faggot. Kudos to you anons.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16061
16068
I mean Trump, you're in law school? And you're spending your free time itt? I'm amazed.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16062
16064
>>15992
>bard
Yo I got a poem for you,
Its about a man from nantucket
Let me recite it for you...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16063
16065 16068
>>16060
>>16059
>>16058
Im amazed you guys put up with my autism
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16064
16066
>>16062
A classic
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16065
>>16063
You just keep screwing yourself over and making everyone laugh.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16066
16069
>>16043
I'm fine with anytime on the weekends
>>16064
There once was a man from nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, nantucket

"Now where did I put my copy of shadilay?" Torc says as he teleports to his cave
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16067
1504585876918-0.jpeg
>>16059
>I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked
I'm... Not sure how to respond to that
>I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first
>I don't intend to admit I've done anything wrong
Aww. Oh well, it's my fault for being so invective. That and for being so emotional and taking everything so seriously in the first place. Oh well, that part of me is proving harder to change than I thought
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16068
16070
>>16061
>law school
Oh you have no idea. I fucked up by taking the full 15 hours, and in addition to that I have an internship, plus I'm doing a competition, plus so many other things. A couple weeks ago I had a 26 hour period where I drove to a different city to go to the airport, flew to New York City, had an interview there, had all of this drama where my flight was cancelled and I had to book a new one, got a ticket after misunderstanding the bus system in Queens, and had to fly back on a delayed flight and then drive back 3 hours to my apartment after that.

>>16063
>Autism
You've seen the other people in this thread right?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16069
16071
>>16066
Nostalgic.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16070
>>16068
Yea but still.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16071
16073 16076
>>16069
Thx m8

GM, can Torc finally finish the staff?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16072
1516617__safe_artist-colon-sciggles_angel wings_flash sentry_best friends_cider_cropped_pony.png
I absolutely love this pony now. He needs more art

>>16059
I guess it's okay, I was stalking you months before this game started
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16073
16074
>>16071
Yea shes probably done >rape ing you by now
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16074
16075 16079 16083
>>16073
>reminding me
Poor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16075
>>16074
>implying he'll have a choice
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16076
16077 16078
>>16071
Well let me see here,....
>Baleful Polymorph
Check
>Must be Good
Check
>Ice Storm
Check
>insect Frog Plague
You'll need Infernius' help with that one
>Permanency
Check
Am I forgetting anything?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16077
>>16076
>permanency
Top magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16078
16080 16088
>>16076
Nope, that's it
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16079
16081 16082
>>16074
Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16080
16082 16088
>>16078
Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16081
>>16079
It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16082
>>16080
>>16079
Me help
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16083
16084 16085 16086
>>16074
You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16084
16087
>>16083
No she didn't, she was testing you
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16085
16088 16100
>>16083
>offended
She didn't want to be out-done.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16086
16087
>>16083
Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16087
16090 16093
>>16086
>>16084
I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16088
16089 16091 16092
>>16078
I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti
>>16085
>>16080
Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16089
16091
>>16088
>not rolling to see if it works
inb4: staff breaks and kills us all
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16090
16098
>>16087
I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"
tAR7W
?
No.16091
16094
[1d20 = 18]
>>16089
>>16088
Rolling
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16092
16093
>>16088
Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16093
16095 16096 16098
>>16087
>full Tourcil treatment
1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092
What?

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16094
16098 16101
>>16091
After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16095
16101
>>16093
Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16096
16097 16101
>>16093
>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>Implying you can resist being memed
They say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16097
>>16096
KEK!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16098
16099
>>16090
Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093
I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled

>>16094
Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16099
16101 16102
>>16098
You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16100
16104
>>16085
Outdone in Trolling?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16101
16107 16113
>>16094
Woo hoo, a snek!
>>16095
Okay then...
>backs away slowly in confusion
>>16096
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad horse
>>16099
Kek

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16102
16103
>>16099
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Chinese
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16103
16105
>>16102
>chinese
Totally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16104
>>16100
No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16105
16106
>>16103
The way they should be.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16106
>>16105
Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....
jX/y2
?
No.16107
16108 16109 16110 16112 16114
[1d20 = 2]
>>16101
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad move.
*stabs* (use poison)
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16108
>>16107
Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16109
>>16107
Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.
Ym655
?
No.16110
16111 16114
[1d20 = 3]
>>16107
Kek
Roll to spray more
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16111
>>16110
kuk
96Ajs
?
No.16112
16114 16115 16117
[1d20 = 4]
>>16107
Grapple
Bad hores!!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16113
1207793__safe_artist-colon-witchtaunter_lyra heartstrings_animated_bad pony_behaving like a cat_-colon-c_ear fluff_flinch_floppy ears_frown_glare_hand_.gif
>>16101
>spraying Tracy with a bottle
I like that idea.

But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16114
16116
>>16112
>>16110
>>16107
You should stop rolling...
jX/y2
?
No.16115
16117 16119 16122
[1d20 = 19]
>>16112
*shag*
96Ajs
?
No.16116
16118
[1d20 = 14]
>>16114
Grapple
Bad trump!!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16117
16120
>>16112
>Str bonus
Lands
>>16115
Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16118
>>16116
Well... At least you're shagged
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16119
>>16115
Oh behave!
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16120
16121 16123
>>16117
I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16121
>>16120
Sure you did. ^_~
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16122
16125 16126
>>16115
KEK
>rape

Anyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16123
16124 16125
>>16120
So which hole?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16124
>>16123
The most painful one you can imagine.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16125
>>16123
he clearly was referring to a stabbing action.

>>16122
He'll bite you with your luck
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16126
16127 16128 16133
>>16122
Thp thp thp
(sounds of snek sniffing u with tongue)
It will comply with any directions you give it that it comprehends.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16127
16131
>>16126
Ah, not magic snek. Okay.
Torc picks up Mr. Snek and places him around his arm

tAR7W
?
No.16128
16129
>>16126
So... since I'm single now (I mean, more so), and since Trollestia is also technically still single...
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16129
16130
>>16128
No sex on snek!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16130
16132 16134
>>16129
>having sex on top of a snake
Wut
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16131
16135
>>16127
Not currently (aside from the whole, transforming from a magical staff and becoming a biological snake,...), but you seem to lack a familiar,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16132
16137
>>16130
I also like to live dangerously.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16133
16137
>>16126
How big is snek?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16134
16136
>>16130
I know what you meant, it was a weak troll
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16135
>>16131
Yeah, I was gonna ask about that
tAR7W
?
No.16136
1389800560000-weirdal.jpg
>>16134
>Trollestia will want a Troll-off
So that's her game. I can handle that
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16137
16140 16141 16145
>>16132
Kek, nice
>>16133
Listed as Giant Constrictor which means,... its huge. 11 hit dice. No mention of length, but huge means probably at least 15' long.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16138
16139
I get one lvl II Blackguard spell a day, right?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16139
16145
>>16138
Yep
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16140
16142 16149 16151
>>16137
Can i grapple it?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16141
16145
>>16137
That's a big snek.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16142
16143 16147
>>16140
Why
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16143
16144
>>16142
With those arms, why not?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16144
>>16143
Sadly that is pretty much a legitimate argument
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16145
16146 16148 16151
>>16137
I can accept this
Probally can't put it on Torc's arm.
>>16141
Have fun with that
>>16139
What does one do to aquire a framilier?
Animal suggestions?

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16146
>>16145
Frog/toad.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16147
16149
1509845434409.jpg
>>16142
>Grapple is Life
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16148
16150
13233149_1083165281755968_4140243581101046646_n.jpg
>>16145
>Animal suggestions
Are you serious?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16149
16151 16152 16155
>>16140
>>16147
You should grapple it, squeeze the venom out of it, and make a lasso, like Pecos Bill.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16150
>>16148
This if he gets anything other than a pepe we take his robe.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16151
16155
>>16149
Its a constrictor
>non-venomous
>>16145
As far as I can tell (and I HAVE looked) u just have to pick one.
Arm, no. You could pull some crazy snake wrapped around both shoulders shit tho.
>>16140
You want to wrestle with Torcuil's snake?
"You cad." ^_~
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16152
16153 16154
>>16149
I could use some new pants.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16153
>>16152
"Don't look at me, I gave up all most of my good shit last time."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16154
>>16152
It's a damned good thing I invested in a new clothing manufactory in Port Barry
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16155
16157 16158
>>16149
Bruh thats my fucking STAFF
>>16151
As a result of some serious sole searching and hard desicions i have decided Torc's framilier will be a

Toad
Nah, I'm to tired to think but I can decide on frog
Snake sholder thing sounds good. Mr. Snek could be a good torcher weapon
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16156
16159 16160
Thez insists I mention she has a new 'outfit'. It's basically Harley Quinn's outfit from the old Batman animated series, except with Bloodstones and Obsidians.
96Ajs
?
No.16157
16160 16161 16164
[1d20 = 3]
>>16155
Grapple
Snek
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16158
16164
>>16155
>not going with the giant python he just crafted
I am disappoint.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16159
>>16156
Hot.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16160
>>16156
"Devilish."
>>16157
>gets eaten
C2K+p
?
No.16161
[1d20 = 15]
>>16157

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16162
16163 16164 16165 16167
Snek WINS
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16163
>>16162
lawl
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16164
16166
>>16157
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WZ7xHEu3A
"Heard you where talking some shit"
>>16162
Well Snek, I guess it's steak for dinner
>>16158
Change of plans, thats a good ass point
Like i said, to tired to think

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16165
16182
cjsqk.jpg
>>16162
>mfw Infernius's misadventures never fail to cheer me up
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16166
16170
>>16164
He could have had better steak though if he had gone to the Trump Grill
96Ajs
?
No.16167
16169 16170 16172 16175
[1d20 = 17]
>>16162
Bodydlams snek
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16168
16171
Snek has a 25 str (+7 bonus) and Inf has a 38 (+14). 7+15 > 3+14. Snek wins.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16169
>>16167
You lost already. Now you should be rolling to escape.
Ym655
?
No.16170
16175 16176
[1d20 = 18]
>>16166
Mr. Snek prefers medium rare, without ketchup
>>16167
>sigh
"Come here snek"
>turns back into staff
>cast blindness on Infernius
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16171
laughing sluts.jpg
>>16168
>mfw I knew this could happen when I encouraged him to wrestle it
C2K+p
?
No.16172
16174 16175 16183
[1d20 = 20]
>>16167

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16173
16177 16183
Snek wins, and then returns to Torcuil
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16174
>>16172
Remove blindness
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16175
>>16172
>>16167
Kek

>>16170
>Undercooked steak
>No proper condiments
We can work with that. The Angus is the best flavored.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16176
16178
>>16170
I forgot about blindness, but thats a lvl 2/3 spell so no worries.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16177
16179 16180
>>16173
GM, if I curse Tracy does it have to be activated by some thing she does or could it just act instantly?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16178
16184
>>16176
I bestow curse on torc i target his int.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16179
16181
>>16177
Depends on the curse
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16180
16181
>>16177
Hey great minds think alike.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16181
16185 16186
>>16179
>>16180
Turn her into a Leaf
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16182
>>16165
glad i can help.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16183
ass laugh.jpg
>>16172
>>16173


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16184
16191
f9f.png
>>16178
Counter spell:
C2K+p
?
No.16185
[1d20 = 17]
>>16181
Curse is a will save, which IIRC Tracy only has a +4 on,...

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16186
16187 16188 16192
>>16181
Alas, Tracy avoids being made canadian
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16187
16189
>>16186
Is the DC 20?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16188
16190 16191
>>16186
Roll for torcs - 6 int
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16189
16192
>>16187
I'm checking, but I think DC is based on caster level
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16190
>>16188
>88
heil
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16191
16195
>>16188
See
>>16184

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16192
1499327209672.png
>>16186
I'll get her next time

>>16189
Um... Is that a 15 for 15 Paladin levels?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16193
16194
Wait, Curse?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16194
>>16193
Nevermind. I found it.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16195
16196 16197 16198
No, that's wrong. DC is spell level (3 in this case) + 10 (?) + relevant attribute (Wis in this case) +2. Yeah, she still saves.
>>16191
I'll allow it
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16196
16199 16205
>>16195
What? No rolls?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16197
16199 16205
>>16195
Kek
Does that mean infernius loses 6 points?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16198
16200 16205
>>16195
Reeeeeeee! She better watch out though.

So the caster just casts with no roll and the only roll is the saving throw?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16199
>>16196
He had a meme.
>>16197
F O U R
O
U
R

I N T E L L I G E N C E
N
T
E
L
L
I
G
E
N
C
E
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16200
16201
>>16198
>Paladin using Necromancy.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16201
16202 16203
>>16200
Huh? Where's the necromancy

Also, GM. Where is my resurrected Bolshevik killing Trump defending Lawyer?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16202
16204
>>16201
I get to brand him remember?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16203
16204
>>16201
Didn't you just try Bestow Curse?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16204
16205 16206 16211
>>16203
Mark of Justice, which is Bestow Curse but with a trigger, is a standard Paladin Spell.

>>16202
You want to brand Roy Cohn when we bring him back?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16205
16208 16209 16210
>>16196
Counter-spelling is complicated, but simple. If both players have the option to act and do so in a timely manner, then the latter negates the former. Torcuil has plenty of spells to counter with (dispel magic most notably) so its not a problem.
>>16197
Its not a reflective effect
>>16198
Thats what the rules say. The idea is that it takes a certain 'oomph' to cast the spell, and the saving throw is to determine if there is - on the spot - enough ooomph to defeat it.
>>16204
Oh, that was Mark of Justice? I thought it was bestow curse! One second
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16206
16222
>>16204
Yea he gets the face brand
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16207
16209
Awww, MoJ is a lvl 4 pali spell, so still no. Tracy is still a burger.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16208
16210 16214
>>16205
>no u
>not reflective
Bullshit
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16209
16214 16223
>>16205
Bestow Curse works fine because it's immediate

>>16207
Wait. I cast Mark of Justice on Tracy Yesterday. That one is activated by Kikery (not triggered yet). Can you roll for it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16210
16216
>>16208
>>16205
>Contagion on torc
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16211
16212
>>16204
>using up your only lvl 4 spell when Godzilla just appeared.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16212
>>16211
>implying they wont refill before we even meet him.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16213
16215
This is going to sound retarded, but can you eat monsters you summon?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16214
16220 16222
>>16209
Uhhhh, sauce?
>>16208
To your credit, I have noticed an absence of wall/reflect spells, and I'm not adverse to developing an OC spell, but currently no.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16215
>>16213
Yes, but no. Yes, you could theoretically, but upon the creatures death it essentially evaporates.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16216
16217
>>16210
>Contagion
Ebil
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16217
>>16216
I'm still bound by >>11111 → to use it to give everybody autism, when I have the levels...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16218
16219
>inb4 Trump cast
Yes, and I neglected to notice that when he cast it.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16219
16221
>>16218
What?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16220
16221 16223
>>16214
Fine
I'm retiring for the night, so torc will deal with this "contagion" shit tomorrow
Hey Trump's faggot, i would be totally pissed if you gave me the Scottish flag while I wasn't paying attention. Totally would troll me
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16221
>>16219
Huh?
>>16220
You're not contagioned, dont worry
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16222
16224
>>16206
What would you brand on his face? Also why

>>16214
I found it >>15184 →. It's actually on Tracy's faggot and not on Tracy
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16223
16225
>>16209
You have to draw a mark for that first, what did you draw?
>>16220
>wanting to die in your sleep from Slimey Doom
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16224
>>16222
With trips even. I'm gonna have to think on that.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16225
16226 16227 16228
Tracy's Faggot's Flag.png
>>16223
Pic related
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16226
16227
>>16225
exactly.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16227
16230
>>16226
>>16225
thats whats going on your lawyers forehead.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16228
16229 16231
>>16225
[uloyrlid ealh lauwyw]!

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16229
>>16228
me cant speak spanish.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16230
16232
>>16227
Why though
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16231
16233 16234
>>16228
Speaking in tongues! Kill it with fire!
Kidding aside, I gotta go. I'll catch you all later.
NORWAY!
If you read this, I'm looking forward to making space for 'dorable filly who the party will have to go to lengths to avoid getting squished (Godzilla is kinda next-door).
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16232
16233
>>16230
we cant just have jews walking around unmarked..
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16233
16235 16236 16397
>>16231
I'll make a sling or some way of carrying her

>>16232
There is no way you read the wiki to find that Roy Cohn is Jewish
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16234
16237 16397
>>16231
ill de-nut that terrasque before it hurts my little filly.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16235
16236 16237
>>16233
we had this same conversation last time you brought it up.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16236
16238
>>16233
>>16235
Duel for it.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16237
16239
>>16234
>your filly

>>16235
But there is no way you actually knew that he was Jewish
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16238
>>16236
I'll slay you first nigger
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16239
16240
>>16237
Yes MY filly

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16240
16241
>>16239
She's mine though. Ponies like me
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16241
16242
>>16240
ive seen what you do with horses!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16242
16246
>>16241
I give them the love and affection that helps them thrive
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16243
16244 16248 16250
>not respecting filly's individuality and giving her space
"I'll beat the piss outta all of you!" shaking fist, glowing eyes pose
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16244
16245 16248 16252
>>16243
me want like it but if you hit me first me will defend myself thez.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16245
16247
>>16244
>fist shaking and eye-glowing intensifies
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16246
16248
>>16242
Adolfa no need your "love".
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16247
>>16245
"you cute when mad"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16248
16249 16251
>>16243
I'm not really at liberty to say why, but it's okay

>>16244
Woah...

>>16246
Reeee! That's not her name
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16249
>>16248
Yeah, I know. I'm deciding how much sleep I'm willing to forego for this. I have to recalculate a whole bunch of tables since Thez doesn't have her swag.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16250
>>16243
That's what I said earlier.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16251
16253
>>16248
dont you woah me you tried to cuts tracys legs off.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16252
>>16244
>being this retarded
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16253
>>16251
The psycho bitch kicked me! With large horse legs!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16254
16255 16256
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone."
Thez wins.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16255
>>16254
kek
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16256
>>16254
>baiting in darker, eviler gods is winning
No
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16257
16258 16259
Everyone wakes up outside the entertron.
"Let this be a lesson." Thez walks off, lashing her tail aggressively.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16258
16259 16260
>>16257
I didn't do anything!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16259
>>16258
>>16257
>dindu nuffin
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16260
16261
>>16258
>trying to lay claim on a player, a new player even
>dindu nuffin
"'Night!"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16261
16262 16263
>>16260
Reeeeeeeeeeee. First of, she's a pony. Obviously there will be claims. Second, I know the person from a discord.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16262
16265 16268
>>16261
REEEEEEEE
>filly
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16263
16265 16266 16268
>>16261
>stops, turns and gives evil eye.
"Starlight,...."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16264
16265 16268
*flattens ears against head and shivers*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16265
>>16263
>>16262
>>16264
I'm confused...
96Ajs
?
No.16266
16267 16397
[1d20 = 2]
>>16263
grapples and covers mouth
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16267
>>16266
You dumb fucking bovine!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16268
16269
>>16264
>>16263
>>16262
NOT FOR SEXUAL GODDAMN IT
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16269
16270
>>16268
STAPH
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16270
16271 16272
>>16269
Uh... Stop what?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16271
16274
>>16270
Nevermind.. it's too late...
*curls into ball*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16272
16273 16274
>>16270
stop claiming my filly
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16273
16274
>>16272
STAPH
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16274
16275
>>16271
Am more confused

>>16272
>my filly
She's my filly

>>16273
This.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16275
16276
>>16274
[contesting Bull noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16276
16278
>>16275
Calm down Inferius, she's already mine
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16277
16279 16280 16286
*phases through ground and flies away as far as she can at 90 ft flight speed*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16278
>>16276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfnMAbbgzqo
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16279
16281
tumblr_opxgytCY0s1w0by9bo1_540.gif
>>16277
You're going to need multiple full rounds to do all that
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16280
16284
>>16277
Is that supposed to be PTSD from being raped as a filly?

>tfw when she'd never tell you anything
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16281
16282
>>16279
*doesn't answer*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16282
16283
>>16281
Did you link that post right?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16283
>>16282
id guess no
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16284
16285
>>16280
Did you not realize that the entire party just died all at once right then? What would a normal pony do, after the bull and the narcissist still continue to piss-off GM's tulpa?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16285
16289
>>16284
I thought the starlight glimmer thing was an overreaction. I was confused. What's so wrong with claiming a little filly. Trumpaladin always wanted a daughter (son, but close enough), especially a pony daughter, and now he has a chance to help take one on adventures
I just understood what you meant. But seriously, why should tulpa care?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16286
16287
>>16277
Tracy, in full flight,... runs up on Thez, standing in air.
"What's your hurry? Its not like I'm gonna LEAVE anyone dead,...."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16287
16288
>>16286
"...Dying hurts."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16288
>>16287
if your a bitch.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16289
16290
>>16285
The glimmer thing was cuz Infernius challenged Thez. While contemplating the challenge, it occurred to her that she could 'settle' it with a phrase, and so she did. It wasn't personal.
"It was business.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16290
16291 16292
>>16289
She can keep us out of it
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16291
16297
740539__safe_artist-colon-vicmanone_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.jpg
>>16290
STAPH
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16292
16293
>>16290
You were in range, it wasn't personal.
"Oh FINE, I won't say it unnecessarily."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16293
16294 16295
>>16292
yea it kinda unfair.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16294
16297
>>16293
STAAAAAAPH
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16295
16296
>>16293
"Awww, diddums think it was a fair fight?"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16296
16299
>>16295
i didnt do anything wrong,you threatend me.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16297
16298 16300
1505272787829.png
>>16291
>>16294
"Maybe if you apologize for being such a bitch, Tracy"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16298
>>16297
>Paladin posting Blasphemy
[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing nerd noises]
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16299
16301
>>16296
Were threatened cuz trying to possess new filly friend. Everything else was hubris.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16300
1506815511910.png
>>16297

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16301
16302 16304
>>16299
me just want an apprentice.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16302
16303 16305
>>16301
>Apprentice
Wait till you're epic class first
You should focus on expanding your currently nonexistent religion.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16303
16305 16306 16307
>>16302
This.

Besides, she's mine anyways
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16304
16311
>>16301
"Then start by allowing filly friend to actually enter the Game and maybe interact/participate before trying to lay claim or indoctrinate,... or name. ^_^
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16305
16308 16309
>>16303
>>16302
>implyng tracy isnt on trumps side.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16306
>>16303 e_e
"... Glimmer...."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16307
16308 16309
>>16303
be nice let adolfa decide.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16308
16309
>>16305
"Don't open up that wound"

>>16307
THAT'S NOT HER NAME
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16309
16310
>>16308
>>16307
>>16305
STAPH!!!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16310
16312
>>16309
"Apologize you bitch!"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16311
16316
>>16304
you dont like name me pick?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16312
16313 16314
>>16310
"For what?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16313
16317
>>16312
"For last night!"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16314
16315 16317
>>16312
>rape attempts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16315
16316 16317
>>16314
"This! You should NEVER have failed in your attempts! WTF is "attempted >rape" anyhow?"
I did say she was a rapist.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16316
>>16311
>>16315

jX/y2
?
No.16317
16318 16319 16320 16322
pink.png
[1d20 = 5]
>>16313
"...aGFGFGFffhfghfgf sorry..!"
>>16314
*throws kunai*
>>16315
[humiliated pony noises]
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16318
>>16317
>didn't even hit
JUST
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16319
16320 16321
>>16317
"Ah ah. Are you sorry you failed or that you betrayed my trust and kindness?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16320
16323 16324
>>16319
>>16317
"Admit it, its both."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16321
16323
>>16319
>trust
".. W-well, you see, I mean..!"
96Ajs
?
No.16322
16324
[1d20 = 15]
>>16317
catches kunai and throws back
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16323
>>16320
"There's no shame in failing miserably when taking on a mod Paladin armored with magic shield, plate armor and chain mail, and armed with mighty ban hammer magic sword. If anything it makes you wonder why you though that was a wise decision in the first place"

>>16321
"Tracy, I was trying to be nice to you. To give you a chance. To be intimate with you. And then you do... what you did"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16324
16325 16328
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>16320
".... ok...."
>>16322
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you catch something that missed you by a mile
[JUST intensifies]
96Ajs
?
No.16325
16326 16327
[1d20 = 1]
>>16324
me have ggod hands, you can ask thez ;)
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16326
>>16325
kek
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16327
16329 16331
>>16325
ignore that 1
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16328
16330
>>16324
"Hee hee." ^_^
Okay so now, I'm seriously going to pass out. You can't irrevocably kill eachother, but try to keep the mess sub-Chat-tier sudoku.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16329
16339
>>16327
Ahhahahahahaha!
"Ahhahahahahaha!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16330
>>16328
*Chad
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16331
16332 16334
1071367__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-icapon_artist-colon-littlebrownzebraicarus_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_blood_cyoa_git gud_implied murder_knife.png
>>16327
>
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16332
>>16331
i will when you do
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16333
Praise Epona
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16334
16335
>>16331
"Answer me Tracy!"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16335
16336
>>16334
I didn't see any questions in your last post. Can it wait until tomorrow? I gotta sleep
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16336
16337
>>16335
okay...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16337
16338
>>16336
wanna duel while the are asleep?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16338
16340
>>16337
But why
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16339
1405259__safe_artist-colon-evehly_fluttershy_king sombra_bed_blushing_chest fluff_chin fluff_cuddling_curved horn_cute_ear fluff_eyes closed_fangs_fema.png
>>16329
I just realized that GM's multiple personalities agreeing in sync is actually a lot spookier than hearing two voices....

Goodnight
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16340
16341
>>16338
>filly claming
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16341
16342
>>16340
But I already claimed her. She's already mine
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16342
16343
>>16341
except shes not though.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16343
16344
>>16342
But she is
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16344
16346
>>16343
how can she be yours when she is mine?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16345
16347 16348
Tracy realizes she's going to have to spend quite a while building all her new friends their own individual cucksheds around the golf course, just to protect them from wanting humanoids...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16346
16349
>>16344
Now how does Thez feel about that? But the answer is simple: She's mine and mine alone
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16347
>>16345
>protect
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16348
16349
>>16345
FUCKIN' FIGHT ME BITCH!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16349
16350 16385
>>16346
thez obvisly doesnt like it, and adolfa is mine.
>>16348
alright
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16350
16351 16352 16353
>>16349
No I'm fighting Tracy. She's the one who insulted me

>>16349
But why are you being so disrespectful to your waifu? It's against her wishes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16351
>>16350
>insulted
>implying your character can hear her thoughts
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16352
16353
>>16350
because fillies are super adorable and i need an apprentice.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16353
16355
>>16350
>>16352
Y'all think of her like some kind of toy/pet don't you?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16355
>>16353
Do you not know what an apprentice is?
>>16354
did you and he work something out then?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16358
>>16357
salt rises
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16360
16361 16364
>>16359
Creep
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16361
16362
>>16360
whyd you pick this guy?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16362
16363
>>16361
It is too late to go back...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16363
16365
>>16362
is it though?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16364
>>16360
Fine I'll stop
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16365
16366
>>16363
Her foal needs a father.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16366
16367 16368
>>16365
I'm sure Inferius will want to take her foal as an "apprentice"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16367
16369
>>16366
She could just eat him if he does anything weird.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16368
16371 16374
>>16366
you trying to Cuck me fuckboi?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16369
16370
>>16367
bad hores!!
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16370
>>16369
[grizzly pony noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16371
16373 16374
>>16368
Out of taking Tracy's foal?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16373
16374 16375
>>16371
this feels like my wifes son sorta meme
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16374
16376 16378
>>16368
>>16371
>>16373
I've thought about taking Tracy's foal. It just sounds like way too much haste
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16375
16380
>>16373
She's not your Waifu.
You can be uncle, IF you set a good example.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16376
16377
>>16374
Pls don't. I want the game to continue.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16377
16379
>>16376
Then why do you actively campaign against the engagement?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16378
>>16374
you will not you kike.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16379
>>16377
Because I get edgy and bored.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16380
16381
>>16375
i never said you were, i can uncle? cool.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.16381
16382
>>16380
Earn your horns back first. You need to appease Thez AND Tracy to get them both back.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16382
16383 16384
Tracys vagina.jpg
>>16381
Two side quests!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16383
>>16382
Gah!
Anonymous
zeDX+
?
No.16384
Infernius's butthole.jpg
>>16382
You shouldn't have been trying to cheat with random animals, meme-stealer.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16385
16386
"NO ONE... IS 'CLAIMING'... OUR NEW FRIEND!!"
>>16349
Thez doesn't like it, but not for the reasons you're probably thinking. In the meantime, Bob tells Thez all sorts of things the party has been up to (just giving legitimacy to her knowing stuff above/beyond being inside GM's head).

Anonymous
zeDX+
?
No.16386
16387
>>16385
>Tfw the literal devil is usually the only voice of reason for this group of hooligans
Thank you very much, Thez.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16387
16388
>>16386
"YW. Which one are you?"
Tracy's faggot
zeDX+
?
No.16388
16389
>>16387
Tracy's faggot.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16389
16390
>>16388
"Oh, good morning!"
Cheers.
Anonymous
zeDX+
?
No.16390
16391
>>16389
Good morning to you too, Thez.z.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16391
16392
>>16390
Thez runs up and puts the butterfly hairpin in Tracy's hair.
"Heee, much better! Nice cave by the way!"
Mrs. Sentry
zeDX+
?
No.16392
16394 16398
>>16391
Tracy makes an indecipherable equine face.
"Th-thanks.."
"Hey.. Did you want your bag back?"
*offers bag, along with Infernius's other horn*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16394
>>16392
"Nah, I don't really need it. I'd gotten complacent with having too much stuff. This suits me much better," she says, indicating a small onyx bracelet. "It doesn't hold NEARLY as much, but I kinda like packing light. I will take that though!" takes horn and <whoofs> away giggling.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16395
16396
For kicks, Thez pops her head out of the side-pocket of the quiver.
"BOO! Heeheeheehee!" <whoof>
Anonymous
zeDX+
?
No.16396
>>16395
Tracy makes a shrieking neigh, and bucks her hind legs out into the air behind her at nothing, instinctively, as she catches herself from dropping the bag.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16397
16567
>>16234
>>16233
Oh god,
This is gonna be the case of the two rednekk uncles
>>16266
STOP ROLLING

So, Is Mr. Snek a framilier yet?

Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
?
No.16398
16402
>>16392
Can I just get some kind of reassurance - any kind - that you're not going to be as much of an asshole, at least to me, in future playing sessions as you have been over the past month?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16401
16403
Hey
wY00c
?
No.16402
16404 16405
>>16398
Well, to be honest, I'd be lying if I said I would give up on trolling all over the place.. I can definitely cut all that pseudo-rulecuck crap I did earlier though: Idk why I was even doing it in the first place.
As for looting and kikery.. I'll try to be a bit more considerate. Keep in mind that my character can't even use most worn items that enemies will drop anyway, including but not limited to magic rings, pants, anything with small triggers, gloves/gauntlets, boots/greaves, helmets etc; so most of it is just going to end up in Lenos's workshop for anyone to take after I've had my fun, just like the golem parts did.
wY00c
?
No.16403
>>16401
Who?
wY00c
?
No.16404
>>16402
and armor*
Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
?
No.16405
16406
Twilight_unsure_EG.png
>>16402
Just... Be nicer to me?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16406
16407
>>16405
NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!
Trumpaladin's Faggot
tAR7W
?
No.16407
download (2).jpg
>>16406

Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16408
16409 16411 16567
i dont have a character yet.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16409
>>16408
Want to start one?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16410
16411 16412 16567
Is it as gay as germany says?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16411
16413
>>16408
Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410
Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16412
16415
1048874__safe_artist-colon-accu_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_eyebrows down_female_floppy ears_frown_pony_show accurate_simple background_solo.png
>>16410
Uh... It is not as gay as he say
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16413
16414
>>16411
Whats the setting?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16414
16416
>>16413
Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16415
16417
>>16412
How gay is it Aryanne?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16416
16417 16418 16577
>>16414
Would a space knight fit in?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16417
16421 16526 16577
8d5.png
>>16415
Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess

>>16416
I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16418
16419 16421
>>16416
We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16419
16420
>>16418
Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16420
16422
>>16419
Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16421
16422 16423
>>16417
>>16418
Uh which is it?
How many players?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16422
16424
30a.jpg
>>16420
See Pic related

>>16421
GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16423
>>16421
~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16424
16425 16426
>>16422
Arent paladins the goody goodies?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16425
16427 16432
48f.jpeg
>>16424
We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16426
16427
>>16424
Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16427
16428 16429
>>16425
>>16426
Can i be an evil Palidan?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16428
16430 16433
>>16427
We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16429
16430 16433
>>16427
Yes.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16430
16431
>>16428
>>16429
Don't encourage this
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16431
black knight.jpg
>>16430
Black Knights ftw!
Anonymous
oiPQI
?
No.16432
16434
>>16425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaFcaemVodM
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16433
16435
>>16428
>>16429
Thats what i want to be then.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16434
963322__safe_solo_oc_cute_looking at you_tongue out_earth pony_female_wink_-colon-p.png
>>16432
I've never been so happy to see you
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16435
16436
830521__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_punisher.png
1372654047423.png
>>16433
Welcome to the Dark Side, bro. Be strong, but not honorless.
Best to cook up a background for your character, while we wait for GM to return from real life.
Serious game-play goes on during the week, but feel free to banter 24/7.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16436
16437 16577
>>16435
Can i talk to npcs and shit throughout the week?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16437
>>16436
>npcs
GM plays the NPCs, so there's obvious limitations, but at times you might be able to.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16438
16439 16448 16526
So what are your guys characters?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16439
16440 16442
462.jpg
>>16438
Mine is the Mighty and Noble Trumpaladin, dedicated to defending the city of Port Barry, Spreading the Holy Truth of Football, and riding all dimensions of demonic and bolshevik influence. Also spends a hell of a lot of time building things, making deals, and otherwise extending power and wealth. Also waifus
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16440
16441
>>16439
Level 15 Paladin
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16441
>>16440
Patron God - the Holy Trinity of Elway, America, and Football, with Donald J Trump as his patron Saint
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16442
16443 16452
>>16439
We are probably gonna be conflicting alot arent we?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16443
16446
2f72572fb0530333bf1b4ef17f1a6102.jpg
>>16442
It will be over quickly for you
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16444
16445 16449 16567
i am dedicating this get for thez.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16445
>>16444
NOW you do something to make her happy
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16446
16447
>>16443
You wish trump knight.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16447
16450 16451
PEIgFC6.jpg
>>16446
Oh I know, Bolshevik
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16448
16454 16467
1496593__safe_artist-colon--fwslash-d-fwslash-non_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_30 minute art challenge_bone_chains_clothes_fire_flaming eyes_ghost ri.png
>>16438
I play as Tracy Cage, an old OC from /mlp/ who represents the Element of Unoriginality. She's extremely edgy, unstable and psychotic, and is Trumpaladin's yandere stalker. (it started out as a way to harrass him, but then it became incredibly fun. I'm currently wearing his flag because he's still mad at me for being a dick...). She's a level 13 Rogue and a level 2 Blackguard. She's uses poisoned knives and a spiked chain for attack. Due to mostly bullshit augmenting herself with Outsider blood, she gained the ability to transform into a a flaming ghost-hoers, called a Nightmare.

We also have a +30 year old Meme Wizard; A red Minotaur Cleric who worships Hitler; and an "Angel Summoner", Alex Jones.
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16449
16453 16457
>>16444
Buy her some flowers too.
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16450
>>16447
>Bolshevik
[angry blackguard-fanatic noises]
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16451
16453 16461
1503222145376.gif
>>16447
Its MADEM PRESIDENT to you,MORTAL
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16452
16453
>>16442
We're always conflicting, but we've managed to just barely not kill each other until this point.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16453
>>16449
This

You were a bit selfish earlier, Inferius

>>16451
....

>>16452
Only because Inferius was blocking me and I was too shortsighted to take the opportunity I had a couple nights ago
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16454
16455 16456 16458
>>16448
Tracy is unironicly my favorite pony.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16455
>>16454
She's a total bitch though in game
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16456
16462
>>16454
Let's be friends /)
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.16457
16459 16460
>>16449
ive got a surprise planed
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16458
>>16454
She'll fuck you over and steal your stuff like she does with literally everyone else
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16459
16460
>>16457
>planed
Learning the skill to think ahead is a development in itself, but don't fuck up.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16460
>>16457
>>16459
Just so long as it is better planned out than Tourcil's date or Tracy's rape attempt
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16461
16463 16465
>>16451
Are you doing a female blackguard?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16462
16464 16472 16567
1503218062010.gif
>>16456
Id be glad to. Is there someway i can play the guitar and attack?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16463
>>16461
Don't lead on decisions now. Give him time to think so he isn't locked in later
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16464
>>16462
Bard
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16465
16466 16472
>>16461
Queen taylor the blackguard.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16466
16468
>>16465
>Not a pony
Eh. I can live with that
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16467
16469
>>16448
I miss the old Tracy...
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16468
16470 16472
>>16466
Is that ok?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16469
16471
>>16467
Why doesn't the cleric fix you then?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16470
16474 16567
>>16468
Yes, and it's definitely better for applying the D&D rules. It's probably better that way so fewer people are fighting over who gets to fuck you
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16471
>>16469
I mean that Tracy used to be more fun to play with
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16472
16473
aryan_godess_taylor_swift.jpg
>>16465
Sounds interesting.
>>16462
Sounds like a Bard spell, but Blackguard is prestige class anyway, so you could potentially have a couple levels in Bard as your base anyway.
>>16468
Perfectly fine.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16473
16476 16478
>>16472
Whats a prestige class?

Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16474
16475
>>16470
Who gets to?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16475
16477
>>16474
We have three males in the group
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16476
16481 16485
>>16473
It looks like he's right. Black Guard requires certain perquisites to get in to, so you can't start as one. Something like warlock or wizard or rogue or bard may be fitting
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16477
16479 16577
>>16475
Any male feminists?
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16478
16485
>>16473
Nerdy shit related to 3.5e D&D... (what GM bases his game partly off of)
It's the most convenient way to multi-class...
Don't worry too much about it though. We're all newfags to RPing.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16479
16480
>>16477
>Male Feminists
Kek. No. All Good Aligned, so no feminists. Although one got really sensitive about sex slavery for some reason
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16480
16482
>>16479
>not a feminist
>hates sex slavery
Pick one
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16481
16482 16567
>>16476
If she takes the feats for it as her bonus, skims through two kinds of bibles in the library, and gives Thez a high-five, she could get there pretty quickly on her next level-up.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16482
16483
>>16480
I know right. We're going to have to have a talk with him

>>16481
It's not an insanely difficult set of prequisites, it's just not a starting class. And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more - I'm watching this
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16483
16484
>>16482
>And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more
Oh please. Normally, your character should meditate every morning and select the spells he wants to use during the day, but we streamlined it because it's moar fun this way.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16484
16487
>>16483
Tweeting is a form of meditating. And it's not fun at all when the level 24 druid powers are used to fuck over other players.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16485
16486 16487 16489
>>16478
>>16476
Actually can i use a bow?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16486
16488 16490
>>16485
Yes. I recommend investing in dexterity points, and possibly starting as a Fighter
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16487
16489
>>16484
>druid powers
I'm using an alternate form ability: closer to lycanthropy than anything else.
>>16485
>can I
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16488
16489 16492
>>16486
Ok ima fighter then.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16489
>>16485
>>16488
On second though, I think Ranger might be a better starting class. Let me look into it.

>>16487
Still using your freebies to be a dick and make the game unfun for everyone else
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16490
16491 16493
>>16486
>starting as a Fighter
If she started as a Bard, and then just focused her way to Blackguard, she'd immediately gain proficiency in all martial weapons upon attaining the class.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16491
16495
>>16490
So are rangers. Except she could have the minimum required attack bonus at level 6 with ranger rather than 8 with bard. Of course the guitar is a bonus for a bard
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16492
16496
>>16488
You might want to wait for GM before making any finite decisions (Blacknight/bard, guitar-goddess ftw). He's the one who actually knows what he's talking about...
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16493
16494 16495
>>16490
I thought i couldn't be a blackguard though.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16494
>>16493
You can, you just need to start in something else
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16495
16496
>>16491
Yeah, but then she'd just have 6 levels in Ranger and just get a hcouple good-ish feats, instead of having all those cool Bard skills and musical powers.
>>16493
You can, you just can't start as one: you pick another class as your base.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16496
16497
>>16492
>>16495
I do like the blacknight/musical godess combo
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16497
16498 16499
>>16496
Ikr. They're two most fun classes anyway.
Taylor should be an Aasimar; being a literal demigod herself.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16498
16499
526523_900.jpg.cf.jpg
>>16497
This is a good idea
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16499
16500
>>16498
>>16497
"Decidedly Good-Aligned"
I'll take it
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16500
16501 16503 16528
>>16499
>Occasionally they take on the vengeful, judgmental aspect of their celestial ancestor
Taylor Swift is a fierce deity.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16501
16502
>>16500
Dubs confirm.
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16502
16503
Taylor-Swift-Neo-Nazi.jpg
J0j1F3s.jpg
caa9c6a83f5fc4677f2f5b27e2610d97a02ff0c37ad6d51f5f5f9c9c2c8e73fa.jpg
349E598300000578-3609691-image-m-14_1464214620600.jpg
maxresdefault.jpg
>>16501
But of course.
Feminists don't call her an "Elitist Nazi Barbie" for no reason, after all.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16503
16505
>>16500
>>16502
Look, just play like you did a little over a week ago, and not like you did over this weekend, and I'll shut the hell up
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16504
CWx55QfWwAA0Jaj.jpg
3a4907bcc12a7767500bc70a3c8ada4d.png

Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16505
16506 16507
>>16503
I'm still evolving my play plans, but it won't all be the same as last week.
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16506
16507
>>16505
Won't be like last weekend*
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16507
16508 16509 16511
>>16505
>>16506
What happened last weekend.
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16508
16510
>>16507
I took all the good loot and tried to >rape him.
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16509
16510 16511
>>16507
I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16510
16511
>>16509
>>16508
We will get along just fine.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16511
16512 16517
>>16507
Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep

>>16509
>wild
She's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society

>>16510
I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16512
16513
>>16511
>keeping her
She's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16513
16514
>>16512
And now Trollestia will free her so she can reenter society
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16514
16515
>>16513
>free her
It isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16515
16516
>>16514
Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods
Mrs. Sentry
wY00c
?
No.16516
16518
>>16515
>where you are keeping her
Oh come on. Where else was she supposed to take her for the day?
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16517
16518
1503223103156.gif
1503224706429.gif
>>16511
I dont steal loot dont worry
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16518
16519 16521
>>16516
Where Trollestia and Tourcil took the elves, since they are the most similarly situated.
But in general I am referring to what was said in >>15523
>>16517
Oh good

>>16516
I mean in general just stop being a dick in gameplay
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16519
16520 16521
>>16518
I cant promise i wont try to rape you though.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16520
1503888873738.png
>>16519
Eh, good enough.
Anonymous
wY00c
?
No.16521
16522 16523 16524 16525
>>16518
Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519
Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16522
16567
>>16521
I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16523
>>16521
Obviously I was going to try to get the unicorn anyways
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16524
>>16521
>pulls out the sword
Kek, nice double entendre
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16525
>>16521
Good thats the way i like it.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.16526
16527 16567
>>16438
>>16417
Hey, I didn't ask for >rape
Y'all ar the ones erotic roleplaying
>>16438
Uhh, Torc is a Scottish Meme Mage
Tracy is a >rape-y horse rogue
Infernius is the nazi cleric
Trumpadlin is a padali of trump
And Nordic anon is playing a filly bard
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16527
>>16526
Heilo torculi
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16528
16529 16577
>>16500
How many deities are there?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.16529
16530
1411209473605.png
>>16528
Unknown, but it's been suggested that they should be powerful memes.


Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16530
16531 16534
1500686291500.png
1497123284739.jpg
>>16529
Christ-chan?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.16531
16532
>>16530
... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16532
16533 16534 16547
1507664264482-1.png
1507689676376-4.jpg
>>16531
Or maybe mike pence?
Anonymous
koJ2T
?
No.16533
>>16532
Tourcil invokes his powers
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.16534
16535 16541
>>16532
>>16530
Christ-chan and Pence could be saints representing Christian values within the multiverse.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16535
16536
>>16534
Deus Vult
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.16536
16537
lvl 80 cleric, pence.jpg
christ chan deus vult.png
>>16535
Amen.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16537
16538 16541
>>16536
No pope though.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.16538
16539
>>16537
That's fine.
Anonymous
ORBFq
?
No.16539
16540
1504193987791.png
>>16538
I changed my mind sam hyde is pope for ever.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16540
16543
>>16539
NO! You won't get away with that!
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16541
16542 16546
>>16534
I was thinking of invoking the Judeo-Christian God at times, although really more of as an aesthetic and linked to other lesser gods
>>16537
Of course not. This is a strictly Protestant Universe
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16542
16545
>>16541
>strictly Protestant Universe
... Except for all of the rampant paganism of course..
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16543
16544 16554
1388120809672-800x445.jpg.cf.jpg
>>16540
Look upon the holy face of pope hyde.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16544
16554
>>16543
Actually, this guy would make for the most slippery boss.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16545
16546 16567
871.gif
>>16542
Give me time
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16546
16548
>>16545
>>16541
But football isnt exactly Christian..
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16547
16549 16550
>>16532
Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.16548
>>16546
It's 100% American though
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16549
>>16547
Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16550
16551 16553
>>16547
>Deity
I think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16551
16552 16574
>>16550
I didn't know we had that one.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16552
16555
>>16551
My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"

I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16553
Hillary-Clinton.jpg.cf.jpg
>>16550
This tbh.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16554
16556
>>16543
>>16544
Could be an Epic Assassin.
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16555
16558
1486919777658.jpg
>>16552
My power only grows.
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16556
16561 16564
>>16554
Sam hyde is the pope dude.
GM
C2K+p
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No.16557
Just settling in, it'll take me a moment to read all that shit you faggots wrote. Xp
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
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No.16558
16559
>>16555
Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16559
16560
320155__safe_meme_text_lyra heartstrings_bronybait_box_excited_irrational exuberance_what do.jpg
>>16558
A special flag just for me? Oh boy, let me see.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16560
>>16559
No, I've thought about it. My first idea was best
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.16561
>>16556
I meant for his class: absolutely lethal and impossible to catch.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16562
16563
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16563
16565
>>16562
I liked the Euro Cuck flag better...
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16564
16570
1510100754394.png
>>16556
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/86564.html#86564
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16565
16566
>>16563
"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."

But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16566
16568
>>16565
gib
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16567
16568 16569
>>16397
Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408
Welcome ^_^
>>16410
I'll come back to this one
>>16444
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462
I'll come back to this one too
>>16470
Definitely this
>>16481
Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522
He can still be fixed,....
>>16526
>didn't ask
What part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545
Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16568
>>16566
Done

>>16567
>Tracy's got the flag now?
Yes. Or now I think EU

>Tourcil asking to be raped
I think rape is more sexual contact than he deserved with that performance

>Korak can be fixed
I have enough people to worry about fucking me over

>Other pagan faiths
I'm going to need more Bolter ammo
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16569
16571
>>16567
So who is your character?
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16570
>>16564
F
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16571
16572
K. No, it is not as gay as Sour Kraut says. The only character who tried to be at all gay was blown into tiny pieces for it. No explicit faggotry will be allowed. HAVING SAID, characters - mine included - are played authentically, and there will be both sex and rape.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569
"Don't tell him yet."
You'll meet her soon enough.
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16572
16573
>>16571
Im gonna start of as bard and become a blackguard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16573
16575
>>16572
Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16574
16576 16582
>>16551
Eurofag
Trump can I get a scottish flag?

Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16575
16578
>>16573
Aasimar tay swift
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16576
16580
>>16574
>Doesn't like the custom flag he already has
Yes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.16577
More back-questions
>>16528
More than can be counted
>>16477
Definitely not
>>16436
Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416
>>16417
I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16578
16579 16581 16583
>>16575
Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16579
>>16578
It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16580
16585
>>16576
Eyyyy
About the merica flag shade
>new bred when
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16581
16588
>>16578
But taylor is an angel though
Martin the Destroyer
jX/y2
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No.16582
maxresdefault.jpg
>>16574
Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16583
16584 16586
>>16578
>Tiefling
Nah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood. Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.
Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16584
16586
>>16583
This.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16585
16587
>>16580
Added and changed
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16586
16594
>>16583
>>16584
Who is she vengeful against though?

Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16587
16589
>>16585
Thank
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16588
16591
>>16581
I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16589
16597
>>16587
Is that Blue too dark and aggressive? We can get a different color on it
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16590
16592
So the way it works so far is during the week we bant, shitpost, develop characters, and do more mundane interactions (building shit, gathering info, general "in town" or w/e type stuff) and then expressly on Sat, and lately on Fri and Sun, its game on. Game on is where all the fighting takes place, as well as (occasionally) date night and therapy sessions. Not kidding on that one.
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).
Anonymous
ORBFq
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No.16591
>>16588
Ok cool.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16592
16595 16599
>>16590
How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16593
16597
For reference, the characters ARE aware that they are being controlled by faggots behind keyboards and mobile phones (though they don't know what keyboards and mobile phones are,... Trump might but just him,... Taylor would be too I guess) and those faggots are literally referred to as "whoever's faggot".
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16594
16598
taylor-swift-nazi.jpg
>>16586
>Who is she vengeful against
I wonder (((who)))..?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16595
16596 16598
skRrWi6.png
>>16592
I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16596
>>16595
i really hope its pic related.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.16597
16598 16601
>>16589
Its actually perfect
>torc's faggot pulls out bagpipes
>>16593
New bread when
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16598
16601
>>16594
If that is it we'll probably have no problems

>>16595
>I don't know if it will meet your expectations
Reeeee

>>16597
Yay

Also we do need new bread
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16599
16600 16602
swastika-clipart-MiLjEG4ia.jpeg
>>16592
hey trump could i get this as my flag? is it possible?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16600
16602
>>16599
On a thumbnail, it wouldn't be distinguishable from a reich flag.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16601
16602 16603
>>16597
>>16598
i cant see his flag.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.16602
16604
>>16599
Yes, although rectangles look better. And also what >>16600 said

>>16601
Press ctrl+shift+r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.16603
16604
>>16601
Reset your browsing data.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.16604
>>16602
>>16603
still nothing.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.16606
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/16605.html
Xp