Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>15309What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
>>15309So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
>>15309korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
>>15314GM overruled that...
>>15313>We're taking his shipYes
>The crew won't inherit it?They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmannedI know right. That was my first thought
>>15312The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
>>15316Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
>>15318He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
>>15315[Sad Minotuar Noises]
>>15320Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
>>15321Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
>>15317I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
>>15323>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure IslandHe'd still need to get to it himself.
>>15321hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
>>15327Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
>>15324I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325yes
>>15322There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness
ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrectedSo all of them
>>15325Trump just did
>>15327have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
>>15330>he could object and shit.That's the point.
>>15330Take magic cuffs
I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it
>>15331not yet
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
>>15334CUCKED
>>15336That's.... A very good question
>>15335Good lad ^_~
>>15336Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
>>15338>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
>>15339Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
>>15335>>15336>>15338ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
>>15340I know she has the sword, but what else?
>>15341"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
>>15341>horse shoesMinotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342>vest>cloak>bracers>everything that was not left back in the shop
>>15342>>15344Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
>>15345That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
>>15344You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
>>15343whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
>>15349Lenos was watching the whole time.
>>15313TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
>>15350and he didnt even lend a hand
>>15349I'd kind of like a complete list as well
>>15351FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
>>15354Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
>>15346Kek
>>15353>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirateWat
Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
>>15357Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
>>15361I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
>>15361Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
>>15360Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
>>15361Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
>>15364The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
>>15365have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
>>15367Ok.
*gloves disappear again*
>>15361Oh, I'll claim neck tie
>>15361Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
>>15371You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
>>15368Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
>>15373>superfluousIt grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
>>15372lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
>>15376reviling muh large minotuar penis
>>15377I just like hoarding shit.
>>15374Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).
>>15379I assure you, we've noticed
>>15377When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
>>15377So.... Where is all of this stuff?
[20d1 = 20]>>15383gm said the roll didnt make sense
>>15384She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.
>>15386>twenty 1'sWhat are you doing?
>>15386It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
>>15386Kek
>>15388He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday
>>15386Damn you
>>15387Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
>>15386Having said, we all know what you rolled.
>>15387Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
>>15393His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
>>15389so what do i roll to find out the real size?
>>15391>UhhhhhYou should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
>>15396No one asked you, horse.
>>15393Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
>>15395>making the same mistake twicePic very related.
>>15395Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
>>15398She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
>>15399im the ballsiest one here
>>15400WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER
I was the only person even to remember
>>15404Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
>>15400Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
>>15405Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
>>15405It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
>>15405WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
>>15406Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans.
And she has every other incentive not to tell you.
>>15400what did i roll and what do i add to it?
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
>>15416Damn image attachment glitches
>>15416infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
>>15419>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
>>15407"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410See above
>>15413You rolled a 3.
>>15416See?
>>15419Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
>>15421i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
>>15418Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
>>15422Sighdice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
>>15421Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragonI guess that kind of makes sense
>>15425FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
>>15427why dont you roll torc?
>>15428"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
>>15429I'm... Not sure that's how that works
>>15429me take you to whore house.
>>15426She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15432Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
>>15433I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
>>15432Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
>>15434I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15435THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
>>15438Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15439I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
>>15425>>15441big dick minotuar.
>>15441>>15442This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
>>15433She's a troll. What do you expect?
>>15442"Yay!"
>>15439T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
>>15444>What do you expectMore than I'll get out of Tracy
>>15424Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
>>15442You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
>>15448im fine with that.
>>15437*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
>>15450>Is now immune to mind-controlWhat, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15448For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
>>15451[mafia pony noises]
>>15453me cant speak Italian.
>>15445"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>>15456T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15463T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
>>15462>>15461i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
>>15462I'll let that one slide
Wood? Slide? Get it?
>>15466I really don't
>>15465REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Torcuil isn't intrested in sexing right now
>>15467you need the win!
*thumbs up*
>>15467Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
>>15467>tfw stress has killed all appetite and sexual desire
>>15470T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>>15472Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
>>15470>>15473[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
>>15473He gets up
"You know her well? What do you know about her?"
[1d20 = 8]>>15473Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>>15480how can you do that when i abducted you?
>>15480I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
>>15482>>15481>reeee's hard enough to be heard on the moon
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15476>Back stabShe's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else
>>15484Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477\r
>>15484Top
Fucking
Kek
I bet pizza was worth it
>>15485>captiveIf Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15477T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479He has +18 on sense motive yes?
>>15485T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15489Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
>>15490My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right
>>15492kek
>>15490I told you she was a cunt.
>>15493But shes Torc's cunt
And thats what matters
>>15490T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly
ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
>>15495*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
>>15497>murderous lookT> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15494>>15495hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
>>15499No, Torc is testing his staff
>>15498"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' (can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
[1d20 = 20]>>15500grapple
You can test it on the way.
>>15501>>15498Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
>>15502>20Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.
>>15504Then wtf can't she take a hint and shut up about the unicorn? Fucking inconsiderate cunt.
>>15504off to the whore house.
>>15504>commune with all non-evil creatures.Oh wait...
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
>>15506>totally not getting whats going onT> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
>>15504That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she
speak hoers?
>>15510What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
>>15510[carnivorous pony noises]
"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"
>>15512go on type something out convince me to stop.
>>15503Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
>>15495"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.
Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.
The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.
I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.
She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.
You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
>>15515You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>15514"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
[1d20 = 6]>>15518>tfw i have 16 charisma>tfw counter charisma checktorculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15519"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
>>15517And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
>>15520T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...>>15519>Cleric recommending degeneracy>>15524"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
>>15527we cant have our men blue balled.
>>15528You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
>>15524"Wow... I would never have thought.
Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.
As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
>>15527Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
>>15533Please let us get away with fiating time
>>15534REEEEEEE
NO
No offence TracyWho did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
[1d20 = 20]>>15532Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use
poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
>>15536thez not you waifu! she mine!
>>15540TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
>>15540That would've pissed her off.
>>15527And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539>>15540>>15541Qut?
>>15545im playig inernuises int
>>15544It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
>>15539KEK
EKE
KEK
>>15541Dense ass...
Trollestia you faggot
>>15548This, there's
sigh no question who Thez prefers.
>>15542*sighs*
"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*
Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding
"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List>>15544"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
>>15539This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
>>15548oh okay
*to the stables*
>>15522Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
>>15551>detect poison>delay poison
>>15557>not healing your wound>>15555And wtf was this post edited?
>>15554thats actually terrifying.
>>15557>Lesser restoration
>>15554That's quite the dark backstory...
>>15560>>15558i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
>>15558Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563>cuz Torcuil is
>>15563Dude, I produced better memes than you could have
>>15554>20732037 at the latest
>>15564I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech
and free religion.
>>15566"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
>>15564>>15558>>15566It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...
>>15566>Free religionThis is a Denver Broncos board boy
>>15568Thank you for reminding me
>>15564>even GM isn't giving Torc a chance RIP in Pepes
>>15568Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
>>15570>he saying you will get laid m9
>>15572Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559>>15561Now do you why he's always salty?
>>15569Um... What did I remind you of?
>>15571You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
>>15574At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
>>15575I don't know...
People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts
Okay fair point
>>15574>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies>blogpostThe other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>>15577This, this is a beautiful story
>>15573You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
>>15577Praise be
>>15579Does this include Trumpaladin?
>>15579"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
>>15579>This cunt still claims to be good-alignedBe careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
>>15580I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And
sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582fukking kek
She's good-ish
>>15583Update on the Unicorn negotiations please
>>15583Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering
>>15582That gif is perfect
>>15585Trollestia had better find that hilarious
>>15587... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
>>15589Can I... Pet pony?
>>15531>>15584You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies
kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587Hella
>>15590*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
>>15591"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"
>>15592"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
>>15594[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
>>15593>Evidence admissibility rulesKek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
>>15597"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
>>15598"Are you willing to help?"
>>15597[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
>>15587Wasn't for Trollestia
Also
>>15581What she say?
>>15601"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
>>15602>not showing her a precious meme-relic from a lost societyShow her the banana!
>>15603The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
>>15581Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
>>15603lol
>>15604When you put it that way it almost sounds,....
>>15603[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
>>15605No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
>>15604The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609Wrong
>>15608*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
>>15610Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you
don't fucking like bananas.
>>15612But I like potassium
Just not that banana
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
>>15611*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>15615Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
>>15614He got fucking SHOT
>>15615"Do you still like me?"
>>15615>shitty cosplayI get so many keks from these threads
>>15616>fightI think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
>>15617Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.
>>15620*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee
>>15619I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
>>15618*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
>>15624Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
>>15623"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...
Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"
*pets ears specifically more*
>>15625>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay.... he really is a freak...
>>15624You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night
>>15625Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
>>15628Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627It fits his personality
>>15625Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628Who shot me then?
>>15629So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?
>>15627I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related
>>15632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
>>15626"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with
everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
>>15632Right, sorry
>>15633>MiloKek
>cricketsTopkek
You'll see
>>15610T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
>>15634"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.
... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
>>15633>respect that>See pic relatedSee pic related
>>15637"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
>>15635T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
>>15639Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
>>15636"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
>>15640From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout
"THANK YOU!"
>>15641"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
>>15642>personpony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
>>15640T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642Your opinion is invalid
>>15644T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Will we get to see the freak soon?
>>15645Interruption from a different room
"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
>>15643"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood
Why me?"
>>15646You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647T> ... or the Trump Grille
why the e? if thats suitable
>>15649Trumpaladin wants to get around Trademarks
>>15649>waiting on you lotDoes he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
>>15647Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
>>15651"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
>>15653"... Not really, but sure."
>>15654*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
>>15651Cuz he's asleep
>>15652Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653>>15654He WON'T thank you, just sayin
>>15652"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
>>15655Who unironically would want to go meet that freak?"Let's go."
>>15653>>15654Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657B E G O N E
T H O T
>>15657>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his businessYou do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
>>15660Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
>>15660>is betterHe's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
>>15661He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
>>15662>Trump is always GoodThis. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong
>>15658"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
>>15662I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.
>>15665"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666Thats,... kinda disturbing
>>15666"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)
>>15665Paladin is pretty nice too
>started
>>15667That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
>>15669>pic 2That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>BronyconThat's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
>>15668Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
>>15672>tfw wants the high power levels but too pure to ever fall
>>15660Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
>>15673>too pureRiiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about
ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff
I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it.
kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
>>15675You never answered
>>15648>>15676>cuz Korak is a douchePlease tell
>wicket is unhallowedDo I have to burn it to purify the city?
>>15677"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
>>15648Goddamit! I lost my sheet.>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...pic unrelated
>>15673I have ways if making you fall.
>>15679>pic not relatedMy sides! I need those
>>15676Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
>>15682... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
>>15676Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
>>15685T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
>>15684>forgot fiends aren't comfortable at holy sitesSorry Thez.
>>15665>anti-hero ftwthats why i pick ghoatic good.
>>15686I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on estNah, I'm here just had to feed cats
>>15690T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
>>15691>grumblingT> I'm not fucking welsh
>leads way
>>15683i cast hallow on the city.
What about the freak?
>>15693Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
>>15693Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694What about him? He's not going anywhere.
>>15695Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
>>15695is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
>>15698Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"
>>15698Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?
>>15679I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...
>>15701"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
>>15701>no comments on the dateI should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
>>15704confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
>>15703>having standardsOh right
>>15706In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
>>15708It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
>>15703this actually pretty smart.
>>15711>stonewall>shows picture of general lee.
>>15701This.
Leave a spot for Thez, alright?
>>15713I thought Stonewall was the guy next to him...
Let me sort out my folder.
>embarrassed
>>15714The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
>>15709Shit
>>15710Oh, fuck off
>>15709hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
>>15714No, I could swear Stonewall is next to Lee in the Baltimore monument.
>>15717>Didn't already do itDon't forget to mark it as sacred.
>inb4, Soros sends antifa army to destroy it, but we build it back bigger and better
>>15717>can't stop laughingGo for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>>15719There should be other globalists as its heads, Rockefeller already being cut off.
>>15717Fountain in the central plaza
>>15715So we can purge it
>>15716It's okay, I tried and failed to woo Trollestia, and holy hell this unicorn has been and will continue to be difficult
>>15721I did not mean to post that picture
GM, how's the date going?
>>15721Don't purge Thez's hang-out.
You have your grill, she has her whorehouse.
>>15723i also wish to know.
>>15723Say something: make her laugh.
>>15724oh and joseph stalin is a head too
>>15728Draw/shoop it for maximum holiness.
>>15720Okay, rockefeller head on the ground
>>15721>purgeAt your peril
>>15723Its going marvelously. Both of you have eaten, though nothing has been said. Awkwardly.
T> So what inspires a wildish Scotsman to take a unicorn on a 'date'?
>>15728added
>>15723If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date?
would she accept?I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
>>15732Your going to really regret doing that if your serious.
>>15733the brothel, that is
>>15734Kek, you had to clarify
>>15732Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
>>15733Seriously this
>>15734>>15735kek
All this to-do about a whorehouse, while a crazy mutant gigantor dog strolls about the Football field,...
>>15732i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
>>15737Isn't the football field supposed to be sacred?
Sounds like a duty for a Paladin.
>>15733We don't have to burn it. We can just demolish it
>>15736>>15737Probably should do something about that
>>15738Oh come on! I pulled a knife out of your asshole
>>15739I hate to say this, but yes
>>15738>Forgetting Paladin is immune to diseaseUse Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>>15730"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
>>15744>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
>>15744>droping the l word on the first datebad move
>>15745>>15746>>15747>he's been living in a cave for years with no outside interaction, what do you expect
>>15741No no, let him do his thing. I promise it won't ever come around and bite him in the ass. I'm sure of it. ^_^
"WHAT... ARE... YOU"
Shush now, I got this.
>>15744>loveWhoa,... whoa,... whoa. Really? Gah!
>>15745This
>>15746This
>>15747And this
Im belaying T's response for the moment.
>>15749can i go to ben really quick?
>>15744So... many... responses...>GM has aneurism
>>15750Yes, please please go to Ben
>>15752>>15750Follow, just for the sake of bullying Ponimaru.
>>15749>>15751Guys, Torc didn't talk to anyone for years, was in a cave, and studied memes for the love of god!
Do you expect him to handle a date well?
>>15753"Um... Tracy. Do you want to..."
>>15748T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
>>15758Better learn spaghetti-bending, Torc...
>>15753Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
>>15756"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
>>15760>now I know about itHow many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
>>15761REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>15763"Um... Sorry. I was trying to impress Tracy... Get her to be less mean to me..."
>>15762Undetermined yet, but he's lvl 5 nao and training to be a ninja pone.
>>15754Troll thinks for a moment. "Waiter, I'm going to need a drink. The green stuff." Turns back to Torcuil.
"What's your game?"
>>15761>Asking Element of Unoriginality what she likesTracy has no class or sense of taste anyway, so she's just happy with whatever you want to go with, so long as she feels you're excited and being genuine
but she likes steak"Steak sounds wonderful!"
>>15763[hungry nightmare noises]
>>15759Way ahead of you
>>15758Torc glows red enough to cause a severe fire concern
He then wonders how much stabbing himself in the leg would hurt compared to this
T>"I... I guess I don't have a game. Its nothing, I'm sorry. If you want, you can go ahead and leave."
>>15766Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
>>15765Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
>>15768>cutlery*wing-ding eyes*
[excited pony noises]
"I would love to!"
>>15770The spagetti is physically paining me, but it's to in character to stop
[1d20 = 17]>>15771*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again**vanishes again*
[1d20 = 19]>>15774grapples the split second your in the air
>>15767T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
>>15772goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
>>15776>grappling a ghost>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planeslol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>>15778She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
>>15777Torc>Pretty sure all my "neuro-peptides" are dead with how stupid I am tonight
>>1578018 ranks in Sense Motive
>>15779>mfw 20th caster level Etherealness at will[smug ghost-pony noises]
>>15782And you sense her thinking about forcing Ponimaru into hilarious outfits like a birthday party animal, for no other reason than that she wants to
>>15783"So you like dressing animals?"
>>15784"Not really. It's fun to mess with him."
>>15783>She doesn't want to form an army of ninja horses with him*Sad Megalomaniac noises*
>>15781T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape
>>15785"Didn't you like stsb him before or something? Do something humiliating with his hide?
>>15787Did he just get a horn up his ass?
>>15786>>15787tfw im the only party member not on a date.
>>15788>He has no way of knowing that"...I just like to bully weebs."
>>15790I really want to go on a mission to the lower planes.
>>15787What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
>>15788Not just stab, she gutted him from head to toe.
>>15786There's already a (small) army, but he's (Ponimaru) the only hoers.
>>15785It is
>>15792Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
>>15791I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
>>15794Oh...
Oh god
This isn't what I had predicted at all
>>15796It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
>>15796He's not a virgin anymore at least,....
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
>>15797so is he the girl?
>>15800Lets just say she was leading the dance.
>>15796I thought I would piss her off that much but I'm really surprised you did it
>>15793She slashed him straight from shoulder to seem (was immitating samurai-kill, but didn't expect perfect roll)
>>15794I see why she was suspicious of alcohol
...God dammit! I wanted them to have a "normal" date, but I can't let another equine out>rape Tracy..!
>>15802She's initiating tonight. Be prepared.
>>15803Better step up your game. I didn't plan that, but it made sense given the context and all
>>15790"Don't worry I'nis, its only a matter of time" tail whaps the ground
>>15789No, that's just for rowdy paladins.
"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"
*Sad Flashy noises*
>>15805[lonely minotuar noises]
>>15805A horn up the ass sounds a lot more pleasant than whatever happened to Tourcil
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
>>15805Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I
show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
>>15810>hybrid shape = light warhoers
[1d20 = 13]>>15812>no ride check*grapple the man and drag him into the shadows*
>>15809Oh, you'll deal with the horny unicorn all night long. Couldn't resist.
>>15810>>15812And now I get why Germanon called this the gay bath-house
>>15813Magic boots to NPC ally
>>15813You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness
As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
[2d20 = 16]>>15815>implying you have alliesFirst, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
>>15817And, she trips over herself
Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
>>15819>implying you can escapeTrack him home, lurking.
"That's not how you woo a man, Tracy"
>>15814Combat ERP is
that ga- oh who am I fucking kidding...
I'm SO glad I decided Kefka fell asleep for all this.
>>15822Yes, no
>>15821>rape (just a suggestion)
>>15810"I am really disappointed in you Tracy. And your faggot too"
>>15823Can we have one horse, just one, who isn't psycho?
>>15825Mayb...
>>15826And there you just killed it.
>>15821>we'd be over by now if you'd just grabbed her by the pussy earlier[confused hoers noises emanate from every direction as you walk home]
>>15824How would you play a >rape-proned character?>>15825NO!!!
>>15828>NOThis, the non-psycho hoerses are the domestic ones.
>>15828Is she amenable to being violently raped herself?
>>15830O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
>>15830You have to be
REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
>>15831I feel like she'd say "you just ruined it by asking first. How the fuck is it rape if you ask first"
>>15832Don't worry, I won't target the womb area when I beat the ever living fuck out of you, and then fuck it back in
>>15833Where is your character?
>>15834Probably going back home
>>15834If yours ran full charge at a wall, and then rolled a 1, she's probably in a hospital
>>15836>MEANWHILE AT THE JEWler SHOP
>>15837She could just phase through the wall.
>>15835In bed?
>>15840Not if she were intending to plant a kiss. She rolled a 1
>>15840Sitting and thinking about how disappointed he is in Tracy. It's like she wants to stay single forever.
>>15839"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
>>15841Bull Rush is a maneuver to push a target 5 feet; that means she would've had 5 feet to save herself.
>>15841If your character isn't about to go to bed, I'm going to do other things.
>>15843I'm guessing none of those things involve being an attractive potential waifu
>>15844It matters what your kink is.
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
>>15844"I'm disappointed in you Tracy"
>>15845Unless you want to get punched repeatedly, chocked by your dog collar, and maybe strung up by it, well, I'm not sure I have anything to offer you
>>15842infernuis wish to comminsion a piece.
>>15847And if she does?
sorry, too easy
>>15850The amulet will ensure that her fetus gets all the oxygen it needs.
>>15849>>15850I can also try to drown her I guess
>>15852>amulet works under waterUnf.
>>15848"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
>>15851I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
>>15854"me actually bring drawing with me here you go"
>>15856but instead of dollar signs they are swastikas
[1d20 = 3]>>15853Also, endurance feat (extra check on constitution while holding breath)
>>15855>the child can go longer without blood than you canThis isn't even close to true.
"You'll have to grab me first, ~Flashy."
*grapples*
>>15858Why do all my >rape attempts keep failing?
Your turn.
[1d20 = 11]>>15858*sighs*
Grapples, and shackles
>>15856"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
"Um... Are you sure you want to do this?"
>>15860Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
[1d20 = 12]>>15860You have no shackles!
momentarily phases out of your grasp and grapples again
>>15862"Show me what you're made of, ~Flashy."
>>15861its a belt, me have time also why is big lizard in the football field?
[1d20 = 2]>>15865She can't do that?
>>15867anti magic shackles
>>15864Hold on, I'm filling up a pale of water
>>15868Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
>>15870>Implying I didn't start the grapple holding them
>>15870>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic RoleplayI'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>>15870They must have slipped out
>>15872You don't even have the Skill to pull them out of the bag, even I can't make a pickpocketing check like that.
>>15873I know what they do.
>>15876>Talking about skills bullshitPlease see
>>15874
>>15875Well
someone is getting >raped tonight...
>>15876I hope you excuse my cheek when I say,... for the third time Shhh, don't fight it
>>15878Yeah, Tourcil. I can act out murdering you though if you like
Which legs did he apply the shackles to?
>>15880Torc is in the process of being >raped.
>>15883He was raped
>>15882Which ever disable you and leave you unable to attack
>>15885>four legsPick a pair, because the rodeo is starting now.
>>15885>unable to attackThat was never part of the 'bargain', those just eliminate teleport/phase/w/e shenanigens
>>15886Lets assume the forelegs.
>>15886Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
>>15889How do you rig a 1.5 ton animal to the ceiling?
>no Use Rope Skill
>>15887Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
>>15890>Still thinks his D&D bullshit will help himTie rear legs next and now she's disabled
>>15890I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
>>15890Ooh. I'll take your bracelets as well. I like those
[3d20 = 48]roll to pick locks this round
>>15892>attack of opportunity*buck with both hooves*
[3d20 = 29]>>15895Bees
Quick draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash at your hooves with Vanderiem
Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep
I'm going to sleep
>>15896>OuchWhich hooves?
>*picked lock**phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
USER WAS SHACKLED FOR THIS POST
>>15898Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
>>15900>>15898>>15899"Engagement's over Tracy"
[5d8 = 2010]Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890I'm wondering that too
>>15901Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
>>15903I was going to reply to Thez, but okay
>>15904You're welcome to,... except Trump is KTFO
>>15902oh she goes to trump first huh? i see.
[jealous minotuar noises]
>>15902>>15905"I hope you don't think I wanted it to be this way. Nor do I think it had to be this way. But here we are"
\r
>>15908>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake."Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
>>15909>>15910"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
>>15912WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!
>>15913Tracy's faggot: I got b8, because salt.
>>15915>saltBecause I'm not putting up with your autism while I have class in less than 8 hours
Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec>>15911"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.
>>15917"She has no affection or love"
>>15915"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
>>15919"....*whimpers*........"
>>15920D'aww. That's super cute
I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
>>15922> that there that therewhat did you mean by this?
>>15922"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
>>15922[shocked and frightened pony noises]
>remembers*offers horn*
>>15923"...... You stupid bovine..."
*Goes to bed irl*
>>15924She never tried to cut your legs off,
faggot.
>>15925Oh yeah, the hacking. Okay that was too far. But was salty from the hoof attack
>>15923Uhm, she's talking about your
now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
>>15927>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanityDefinitely regretting all instances
Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is
bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
>>15928Fair point, and (though not explicit) the compliment is noted.
>>15927they dont call it the gay bath house for anything
Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)
>>15930LESS TALK, MORE,....
"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.
>>15934>>tfw you convert your waifu
>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES
>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
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I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first
>>15940This...
Yeah.. I haven't really been the best sport recently.. or at all...
>>15940Uh idk, what are we supposed to say?
>>15944Idk. I'm waiting for someone else to say something.
>>15944I have a lot to say about that godawful date last night and why you deserved that outcome, but I don't have a problem with you
>>15947Wall of text coming
I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.
I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.
I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry
Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.
But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
>>15947The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.
And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.
In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.
Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.
And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.
The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
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>>15952>>15953While I wish I could have phrased all of this in a way that were more actually persuasive and less invective, it at least gets my feelings out there
>>15949Fuck off
>>15952>>15953Nigga I ain't reading that
But you are forgiven
Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately
>>15956Well look what the rape drug in...
JK welcome back
>>15957Battle cry probably have to be "Not for sexual" just to be on the safe side.
>>15956No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
>>15959But I am serious though
>>15960Let me build up the patience to actually read it first.
>>15961Don't be needlessly insulting
>>15959Is there an easy checklist I can use to choose traits from? Or is this something I let the GM decide? Haven't really thought out what the personality of the character is either.
>>15953>>15952I agree with everything you said except the fact that you want to kill tracy.
>>15964We're not really constrained by rigid rules, but gm bases his stuff largely over 3.5e D&D. You don't need to be an expert though. He's been very accommodating so far.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:System_Reference_Document>haven't really thought of personalityJust roll with the bants, m8. Better to have things revealed through gameplay.
>>15964I can refer you to the relevant parts of the D&D wiki if you can tell me what you want
>>15965I was just pissy at the time writing it
>>15966>>15967So if I look at the "For Players" section I should be able to find most info.
But is it enough to choose a class, or can my Filly be a bit I want to be a Baker on day and a Fireman the next, but perhaps have an inert skill that my Filly don't know what is yet?
>not sure how to play they way I described it
>>15964Welcome back to the gay bathhouse, norway anon.
>>15968Serious gameplay won't start until Saturday, but we'll help you out with making a character.
>Baker on day and a Fireman the nextI don't see why not.
>>15968There are a set number of classes, generally based on martial style. You must chose from one of them
>>15971I wonder what sad Alex would be.
>>15966Mixed nuts:
50% memes
20% >rape
30% actual adventure
>>15968I would just choose a class, do some leveling in a second maybe?
Welcome back Norway, I'll be at your service in just a moment.
>>15952>>15953I really don't have much to say in response, other than that you're right. I have been egregiously permissive with abilities and powers and such, particularly with Tracy. I hadn't thought it would be a big deal at first and then <poof> everyone started doing their own research and referencing, and I just kinda went with it.
Tbh, Thez was only pissed because it ruined the dramatic entrance she was going to make
during the fight, and because though Tracy was totally asking for it, Thez is particular toward mothers and children. It was her idea that Tracy could get pregnant at all way back when.
I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens, particularly not the flag-bully; that shit makes me laugh tbh. Idk about bans though, that would probably piss me off.
All in all, I only see one glaring error in your spiel.
>Etherealness19th level Monks can do it too.
no bullyAll kidding aside, my biggest difficulty of late has been trying to transition the Game from a less rule-inclusive dynamic to a more rule-inclusive. I'm not talking about rule-cucking, I mean when we started I was relying almost exclusively on the dice and inspiration, but transitioning it as players become more fluent with the 'engine' has proven difficult. Additionally, I have a nasty tendency to miss occasional posts and/or get distracted by stuff going on with other players/interactions.
And lastly, I want everyone to have a good time and do (for the most part) whatever it is they want, with as little resistance as I can legitimately allow.
I would be a piss-poor liar if I even tried to deny that I've grown quite attached to everyone here - except you Norway, you gotta earn it
kidding - as can be seen by the occasional triggered response or misinterpretation of what's happening on my part.
It is not easy to pick a Class. It is like choosing a profession you will have for life, and I have never been god at that.
And also I might be over-thinking things, but I envision a Class also entails a playing style; i.e. an personality and not just battle tactics.
But I am an Earth pony/filly (I think) I could be Unicorn but not Pegasus or Princess (yet)
>>15968Would you filly possibly be interested in obtaining evil powers and joining a rising, underground pony-supremacist cult, part time?
>>15975I'm playing an Earth pony too.
Decide what kind of character you want to be first, then think about classes later.
>>15976I think I want to keep my innocence and be a faithful cutiemark crusader.
>>15977All I got so far is that the filly likes adventures.
>>15978What do you mean? The character or me?
I do some, but tilted towards casual, and arcade style games mostly lately, also point and click adventures have always been a genre I have liked.
I don't think my filly have played any games.
>>15975I ask the vidya question to see if I can cross reference aspects for easier dissemination. If you want to magic, you'd have to be a Unicorn. I'm not sure how true to MLP or D&D I would arrange it, and tbh I would go more with what you're more interested in playing. Tracy's character is entirely a D&D rogue (etc.) as far as stats are concerned, but appearance and interactions are as pone.
>>15980Somehow, I suspected that's what you were talking about with the Baker and Firemen bit,....
There are 6 primary attributes:
Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. We won't get into actual scores, but which of those six most appeals?
>>15983What could those attributes mean to him though if he doesn't know what they do? He should pick a class first
(Bard?)
>>15983I would assume Charisma, Intelligence and Wisdom would be the main traits given the back story.. Will post story next post.
>>15984Well, as concepts they're pretty self explanatory, and if a particular stat is more appealing, that could help narrow down a particular class.
The back-story I have so far
>It was a stormfull night, lighting crackled through the skies. The chill from the autumn winds snuck in through the cracks in the walls. It was a night made by the Gods for an hero to be born.
>I can't remember much of my early life but I mostly stayed inside the barn like most Fillies until spring.
>Spring was awesome I got to play outside a lot, and run around and explore and shit. And it was then my taste for adventure was born. This was a life I could get used to.
>My taste for adventure grew and grew during that spring. And I started to venture further and further into the world exploring. It was on one of these adventures I got to experience the dangers of exploring for the first time. The night before the temperature dropped and the ground had frozen. I had some days before discovered an particular muddy part where I could make big splashes. An awesome game that I can highly recommend by the way. But since the ground was frozen I slid and fell. And instead of making splashes I twisted and hurt my ankle.
>Luckily the farmer who lived with me took me to see the doctor.
>And then I woke up here.
>>15988Aww... That's so sad
>>15988>doctorKek
From your response to stats, my gut says Bard. Bards share a bit of traits with Thieves, Mages, and Paladins, and they live for adventure.
>>15988Poor filly Infernuis sorry you hurt leg.
*hugs the little filly*
>>15992Huzzah!
By the way, forewarning, my character is abducting you and carrying you around everywhere he goes. Don't worry, not for sexual
>>15993BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!
>>15992You dont have to be a bard if you dont want too.
>>15990Damn it tracy i told you not to puck for people.
>>15988[maternal-instinct pony noises]
"That's... so sad.."
*hugs filly*
>>15992Bard is most fun character. Jack-of-all-trades, and entertainer.
>>15994Pervert!
>>15994Infernuis fight you for right to hug pone!!
Claiming Norway for non-sexual purposes
>>15997>thumbnail gave wrong impression of facial impression, will find better image
>>15989>>15993>>15996Thanks
>much better image
>>16000Norway is not for lewds.
I claim the little horse as my apprentice.
>>16002"There, there.."
*pats back*
>>15999>>15998But please take off the arm strengthener thing so I don't lose as badly
>>16002D'aww
>>16003MOTHERFUCKER SHE'S MINE!
"A NEW PONY?!?!" Thez is fukking giddy. "GIDDY UP GIDDY UP!"
>>16005Trump just so you know me fight to death, are you ready for such a challenge?
>>16005>>16003>claiming sentient player-charactersPonies are not for claiming!
Go fight to the death over this autism somewhere else!
>>16003>>15996I said non-sexual!
>>16006Not for mount either Thez
>>16004>>16005>hard to find the right images
>>16010>so adorable it almost hurts.
>>16007REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>16008I think you're just jealous because no one wants you
>>16010I got the perfect one. I'll send in Discord
>>16010Is this the right color?
>>16011Gah! Too Cute! Too Cute!
>>16009"Please, I can run faster than Tracy, I don't actually NEED a mount."
>>16010>>16011SQUEEEEEEE
>>16013Have at thee trump
>>16014It was the one I had (and this one)
>>16019Don't lock down a color. Give him space
>>16019Thats more of a light purple
>>16019Oh.. for my character... I haven't thought that far.
>>16022But it is a nice color
>>16019Acknowledge what was said because the drama would just start again the next play session anyways. Best to get it over and try to resolve it now before there is another real fight
>>160188D
"I must go!"
A series of explosions can he heard as Thez throws open all the rooms to prevent any untimely shenanigens.
>>16024You guys can always fight non-lethally,....
>>16026How? All I have is the sword
>>16026>>16026To. The. Death.
But I have to bid you all a good night (2:30am) and hope for a longer session when it really starts; easier to do long night at weekends, or when I have changed to US timezone because no real reasons.
>>16028You can fight non-lethally with any weapon. Your character would hit with the flat of the blade rather than the edge.
>>16027Too late, she teleported. She reappears a moment later with wisps of smoke trailing off of her. "There!"
"Bitch," Lenos mutters
>>16031I'll see how pissed off I am
>>16030Keep us posted Norway, I'm sure we'll be more than willing to accommodate.
Uh,... does 'dorable filly have a name?
For everyone else,... how feasible would it be to start early? We started doing 2:00pst, but to try and synch with Norway we'd need to start more like 9-10a
>>16033I haven't thought of a name yet. Not sure a filly should be allowed to pick its own name, but I will think on it.
>>16034The offer is actually still open on the murder fantasy sex
>>16036*cover's filly's ears*
>>16038>forcing a religion on herThat's my job
>>16038Filly is not for redpills
>>16039Its literally my job! What are you talking bout?
>>16041This, desu.
It's his whole job; the magic is just bonus.
I've got a slightly meta question for everyone, aside from the time suggestion. Yeah, we rape the mainboard, but is that maybe a good thing? I mean, its something that is more or less always going on (not ALL hours, but lots certainly), and while it is good to be considerate of other activity on the board, maybe hiding these threads might not be the best idea?
>>16043No skin off my ass.
>>16044>>16045Good to know. It's likely to result in more trolling, but I for one welcome more
targets new friends.
>>16043Which boards have their posts displayed in the "recent posts" segment on the homepage may be changed depending on whether the board is listed as excluded through the Recent Posts segment under "Manage Themes." I add vx to that when there are a large number of posts here, and take it off when /vx/ gets traffic in other threads
>>16046It might piss-off Chickun, but that'll only reveal that he's been peeping in the "gay bathhouse".
>>16048We're really going to have to talk about relationship issues sooner or later sweetie
>>16048Which one is Chickun?
>>16050I think he is referring to the sour Kraut
>>16051>Sour krautkek
Thats fine. To be brutally honest, making a spectacle out of myself and whomever else WAS a deliberate intention of this Game
>>16050Aryanne brotherhood. An overall good poster and content contributer (also makes great record of anything and everything related to the Aryanne thread, which I praise him for); he was probably just getting salty because it was a really slow week for the rest of board, while this cesspool was getting posts every hour consistently.
>>15974>I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigensI'm considering this permission
>>16053Well I don't/didn't contest his point, but atm this is the best form of contribution I can think to make for the site. I can do half-assed shoops, and if I spend several days on a picture I can drawfag sorta, but my skill-set is still in development. I DO want other areas of the site to be as rapid and/or involved, but I haven't figured out how to do it. Since I tend to keep one eye on the board whenever possible, this is the best I can come up with. I literally hope it is as appealing to lurkers as I've tried to make it, which is part of the reason I am often willing to overlook or permit shenanigens.
>>16054As though I could grant or deny permission. Xp
>>16055Your contributions are much appreciated. This has been a lot of fun.
>>16056100% this. Ive beem looking for a game like this for awhile.
>>16056Why you no acknowledge me?
>>16058I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked.
If you mean that wall of text you posted earlier, I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first.
>>16056>>16057>>16058Its me who is appreciative. I know you all have lives and responsibilities and contexts well beyond my comprehension, and yet you're willing to spend 3+ days a week in a gay bath house with this faggot. Kudos to you anons.
I mean Trump, you're in law school? And you're spending your free time itt? I'm amazed.
>>15992>bardYo I got a poem for you,
Its about a man from nantucket
Let me recite it for you...
>>16060>>16059>>16058Im amazed you guys put up with my autism
>>16063You just keep screwing yourself over and making everyone laugh.
>>16043I'm fine with anytime on the weekends
>>16064There once was a man from nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, nantucket
"Now where did I put my copy of shadilay?" Torc says as he teleports to his cave
>>16059>I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalkedI'm... Not sure how to respond to that
>I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first>I don't intend to admit I've done anything wrongAww. Oh well, it's my fault for being so invective. That and for being so emotional and taking everything so seriously in the first place. Oh well, that part of me is proving harder to change than I thought
>>16061>law schoolOh you have no idea. I fucked up by taking the full 15 hours, and in addition to that I have an internship, plus I'm doing a competition, plus so many other things. A couple weeks ago I had a 26 hour period where I drove to a different city to go to the airport, flew to New York City, had an interview there, had all of this drama where my flight was cancelled and I had to book a new one, got a ticket after misunderstanding the bus system in Queens, and had to fly back on a delayed flight and then drive back 3 hours to my apartment after that.
>>16063>AutismYou've seen the other people in this thread right?
>>16069Thx m8
GM, can Torc finally finish the staff?
I absolutely love this pony now. He needs more art
>>16059I guess it's okay, I was stalking you months before this game started
>>16071Yea shes probably done >rape ing you by now
>>16073>reminding mePoor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile
>>16074>implying he'll have a choice
>>16071Well let me see here,....
>Baleful PolymorphCheck
>Must be GoodCheck
>Ice StormCheck
>insect Frog PlagueYou'll need Infernius' help with that one
>PermanencyCheck
Am I forgetting anything?
>>16076>permanencyTop magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.
>>16074Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....
>>16078Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.
>>16079It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.
>>16074You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing
>>16083No she didn't, she was testing you
>>16083>offendedShe didn't want to be out-done.
>>16083Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.
>>16086>>16084I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"
>>16078I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti>>16085>>16080Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek
>>16088>not rolling to see if it worksinb4: staff breaks and kills us all
>>16087I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"
[1d20 = 18]>>16089>>16088Rolling
>>16088Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.
>>16087>full Tourcil treatment1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092What?
>>16091After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill
>>16093Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.
>>16093>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase>Implying you can resist being memedThey say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...
>>16090Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled
>>16094Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!
>>16098You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek
>>16085Outdone in Trolling?
>>16094Woo hoo, a snek!
>>16095Okay then...
>backs away slowly in confusion>>16096>sprays horse with bottleBad horse
>>16099Kek
>>16099REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking Chinese
>>16102>chineseTotally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese
>>16100No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.
>>16103The way they should be.
>>16105Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....
[1d20 = 2]>>16101>sprays horse with bottleBad move.
*stabs* (use poison)
>>16107Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there
>>16107Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.
[1d20 = 3]>>16107Kek
Roll to spray more
[1d20 = 4]>>16107Grapple
Bad hores!!
>>16101>spraying Tracy with a bottleI like that idea.
But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute
>>16112>>16110>>16107You should stop rolling...
[1d20 = 14]>>16114Grapple
Bad trump!!
>>16112>Str bonusLands
>>16115Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"
>>16116Well... At least you're shagged
>>16117I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...
>>16115KEK
>rapeAnyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"
>>16123The most painful one you can imagine.
>>16123he clearly was referring to a stabbing action.
>>16122He'll bite you with your luck
>>16122Thp thp thp
(sounds of snek sniffing u with tongue)
It will comply with any directions you give it that it comprehends.
>>16126Ah, not magic snek. Okay.
Torc picks up Mr. Snek and places him around his arm
>>16126So... since I'm single now (I mean, more so), and since Trollestia is also technically still single...
\r
>>16129>having sex on top of a snakeWut
>>16127Not currently (aside from the whole, transforming from a magical staff and becoming a biological snake,...), but you seem to lack a familiar,....
>>16130I also like to live dangerously.
>>16130I know what you meant, it was a weak troll
>>16131Yeah, I was gonna ask about that
>>16134>Trollestia will want a Troll-offSo that's her game. I can handle that
\r
>>16132Kek, nice
>>16133Listed as Giant Constrictor which means,... its huge. 11 hit dice. No mention of length, but huge means probably at least 15' long.
I get one lvl II Blackguard spell a day, right?
>>16137That's a big snek.
>>16142With those arms, why not?
>>16143Sadly that is pretty much a legitimate argument
>>16137I can accept this
Probally can't put it on Torc's arm.
>>16141Have fun with that
>>16139What does one do to aquire a framilier?
Animal suggestions?
>>16145>Animal suggestionsAre you serious?
>>16140>>16147You should grapple it, squeeze the venom out of it, and make a lasso, like Pecos Bill.
>>16148This if he gets anything other than a pepe we take his robe.
>>16149Its a constrictor
>non-venomous>>16145As far as I can tell (and I HAVE looked) u just have to pick one.
Arm, no. You could pull some crazy snake wrapped around both shoulders shit tho.
>>16140You want to wrestle with Torcuil's snake?
"You cad." ^_~
>>16149I could use some new pants.
>>16152"Don't look at me, I gave up all
most of my good shit last time."
>>16152It's a damned good thing I invested in a new clothing manufactory in Port Barry
>>16149Bruh thats my fucking STAFF
>>16151As a result of some serious sole searching and hard desicions i have decided Torc's framilier will be a
Toad
Nah, I'm to tired to think but I can decide on frogSnake sholder thing sounds good. Mr. Snek could be a good torcher weapon
Thez insists I mention she has a new 'outfit'. It's basically Harley Quinn's outfit from the old Batman animated series, except with Bloodstones and Obsidians.
[1d20 = 3]>>16155Grapple
Snek
>>16155>not going with the giant python he just craftedI am disappoint.
>>16156"Devilish."
>>16157>gets eaten
>>16157https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WZ7xHEu3A"Heard you where talking some shit"
>>16162Well Snek, I guess it's steak for dinner
>>16158Change of plans, thats a good ass point
Like i said, to tired to think
>>16162>mfw Infernius's misadventures never fail to cheer me up
>>16164He could have had better steak though if he had gone to the Trump Grill
[1d20 = 17]>>16162Bodydlams snek
Snek has a 25 str (+7 bonus) and Inf has a 38 (+14). 7+15 > 3+14. Snek wins.
>>16167You lost already. Now you should be rolling to
escape.
[1d20 = 18]>>16166Mr. Snek prefers medium rare, without ketchup
>>16167>sigh "Come here snek"
>turns back into staff>cast blindness on Infernius
>>16168>mfw I knew this could happen when I encouraged him to wrestle it
Snek wins, and then returns to Torcuil
>>16172>>16167Kek
>>16170>Undercooked steak>No proper condimentsWe can work with that. The Angus is the best flavored.
>>16170I forgot about blindness, but thats a lvl 2/3 spell so no worries.
>>16173GM, if I curse Tracy does it have to be activated by some thing she does or could it just act instantly?
>>16176I bestow curse on torc i target his int.
>>16177Depends on the curse
>>16177Hey great minds think alike.
>>16179>>16180Turn her into a Leaf
[1d20 = 17]>>16181Curse is a will save, which IIRC Tracy only has a +4 on,...
>>16181Alas, Tracy avoids being made canadian
>>16186Roll for torcs - 6 int
>>16187I'm checking, but I think DC is based on caster level
>>16186I'll get her next time
>>16189Um... Is that a 15 for 15 Paladin levels?
>>16193Nevermind. I found it.
No, that's wrong. DC is spell level (3 in this case) + 10 (?) + relevant attribute (Wis in this case) +2. Yeah, she still saves.
>>16191I'll allow it
>>16195Kek
Does that mean infernius loses 6 points?
>>16195Reeeeeeee! She better watch out though.
So the caster just casts with no roll and the only roll is the saving throw?
>>16196He had a meme.
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>>16198>Paladin using Necromancy.
>>16200Huh? Where's the necromancy
Also, GM. Where is my resurrected Bolshevik killing Trump defending Lawyer?
>>16201I get to brand him remember?
>>16201Didn't you just try Bestow Curse?
>>16203Mark of Justice, which is Bestow Curse but with a trigger, is a standard Paladin Spell.
>>16202You want to brand Roy Cohn when we bring him back?
>>16196Counter-spelling is complicated, but simple. If both players have the option to act and do so in a timely manner, then the latter negates the former. Torcuil has plenty of spells to counter with (dispel magic most notably) so its not a problem.
>>16197Its not a reflective effect
>>16198Thats what the rules say. The idea is that it takes a certain 'oomph' to cast the spell, and the saving throw is to determine if there is - on the spot - enough ooomph to defeat it.
>>16204Oh, that was Mark of Justice? I thought it was bestow curse! One second
>>16204Yea he gets the face brand
Awww, MoJ is a lvl 4 pali spell, so still no. Tracy is still a burger.
>>16205>no u>not reflectiveBullshit
>>16205Bestow Curse works fine because it's immediate
>>16207Wait. I cast Mark of Justice on Tracy Yesterday. That one is activated by Kikery (not triggered yet). Can you roll for it?
>>16208>>16205>Contagion on torc
>>16204>using up your only lvl 4 spell when Godzilla just appeared.
>>16211>implying they wont refill before we even meet him.
This is going to sound retarded, but can you eat monsters you summon?
>>16209Uhhhh, sauce?
>>16208To your credit, I have noticed an absence of wall/reflect spells, and I'm not adverse to developing an OC spell, but currently no.
>>16213Yes, but no. Yes, you could theoretically, but upon the creatures death it essentially evaporates.
>>16216I'm still bound by
>>11111 → to use it to give everybody autism, when I have the levels...
>inb4 Trump cast
Yes, and I neglected to notice that when he cast it.
>>16214Fine
I'm retiring for the night, so torc will deal with this "contagion" shit tomorrow
Hey Trump's faggot, i would be totally pissed if you gave me the Scottish flag while I wasn't paying attention. Totally would troll me
>>16219Huh?
>>16220You're not contagioned, dont worry
>>16206What would you brand on his face? Also why
>>16214I found it
>>15184 →. It's actually on Tracy's faggot and not on Tracy
>>16209You have to draw a mark for that first, what did you draw?
>>16220>wanting to die in your sleep from Slimey Doom
>>16222With trips even. I'm gonna have to think on that.
>>16226>>16225thats whats going on your lawyers forehead.
>>16225[uloyrlid ealh lauwyw]!
>>16228me cant speak spanish.
>>16228Speaking in tongues! Kill it with fire!
Kidding aside, I gotta go. I'll catch you all later.
NORWAY!
If you read this, I'm looking forward to making space for 'dorable filly who the party will have to go to lengths to avoid getting squished (Godzilla is kinda next-door).
>>16230we cant just have jews walking around unmarked..
>>16231I'll make a sling or some way of carrying her
>>16232There is no way you read the wiki to find that Roy Cohn is Jewish
>>16231ill de-nut that terrasque before it hurts my little filly.
>>16233we had this same conversation last time you brought it up.
>>16234>your filly>>16235But there is no way you actually knew that he was Jewish
>>16236I'll slay you first nigger
>>16239She's mine though. Ponies like me
>>16240ive seen what you do with horses!
>>16241I give them the love and affection that helps them thrive
>not respecting filly's individuality and giving her space
"I'll beat the piss outta all of you!" shaking fist, glowing eyes pose
>>16243me want like it but if you hit me first me will defend myself thez.
>>16244>fist shaking and eye-glowing intensifies
>>16242Adolfa no need your "love".
>>16245"you cute when mad"
>>16243I'm not really at liberty to say why, but it's okay
>>16244Woah...
>>16246Reeee! That's not her name
>>16248Yeah, I know. I'm deciding how much sleep I'm willing to forego for this. I have to recalculate a whole bunch of tables since Thez doesn't have her swag.
>>16243That's what I said earlier.
>>16248dont you woah me you tried to cuts tracys legs off.
>>16244>being this retarded
>>16251The psycho bitch kicked me! With large horse legs!
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone."
Thez wins.
>>16254>baiting in darker, eviler gods is winningNo
Everyone wakes up outside the entertron.
"Let this be a lesson." Thez walks off, lashing her tail aggressively.
>>16257I didn't do anything!
>>16258>trying to lay claim on a player, a new player even>dindu nuffin"'Night!"
>>16260Reeeeeeeeeeee. First of, she's a pony. Obviously there will be claims. Second, I know the person from a discord.
>>16261>stops, turns and gives evil eye."Starlight,...."
*flattens ears against head and shivers*
[1d20 = 2]>>16263grapples and covers mouth
>>16266You dumb fucking bovine!
>>16264>>16263>>16262NOT FOR SEXUAL GODDAMN IT
>>16270Nevermind.. it's too late...
*curls into ball*
>>16270stop claiming my filly
>>16271Am more confused
>>16272>my fillyShe's my filly
>>16273This.
>>16274[contesting Bull noises]
>>16275Calm down Inferius, she's already mine
*phases through ground and flies away as far as she can at 90 ft flight speed*
>>16277You're going to need multiple full rounds to do all that
>>16277Is that supposed to be PTSD from being raped as a filly?
>tfw when she'd never tell you anything
>>16281Did you link that post right?
>>16280Did you not realize that the entire party just died all at once right then? What would a normal pony do, after the bull and the narcissist still continue to piss-off GM's tulpa?
>>16284I thought the starlight glimmer thing was an overreaction. I was confused. What's so wrong with claiming a little filly. Trumpaladin always wanted a daughter (son, but close enough), especially a pony daughter, and now he has a chance to help take one on adventuresI just understood what you meant. But seriously, why should tulpa care?
>>16277Tracy, in full flight,... runs up on Thez, standing in air.
"What's your hurry? Its not like I'm gonna LEAVE anyone dead,...."
>>16285The glimmer thing was cuz Infernius challenged Thez. While contemplating the challenge, it occurred to her that she could 'settle' it with a phrase, and so she did. It wasn't personal.
"It was business.
>>16289She can keep us out of it
>>16290You were in range, it wasn't personal.
"Oh FINE, I won't say it unnecessarily."
>>16292yea it kinda unfair.
>>16293"Awww, diddums think it was a fair fight?"
>>16295i didnt do anything wrong,you threatend me.
>>16291>>16294"Maybe if you apologize for being such a bitch, Tracy"
>>16297>Paladin posting Blasphemy[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing nerd noises]
>>16296Were threatened cuz trying to possess new filly friend. Everything else was hubris.
>>16299me just want an apprentice.
>>16301>ApprenticeWait till you're epic class first
You should focus on expanding your currently nonexistent religion.
>>16302This.
Besides, she's mine anyways
>>16301"Then start by allowing filly friend to actually
enter the Game and maybe
interact/participate before trying to lay claim or indoctrinate,... or name. ^_^
>>16303>>16302>implyng tracy isnt on trumps side.
>>16303 e_e
"... Glimmer...."
>>16303be nice let adolfa decide.
>>16305"Don't open up that wound"
>>16307THAT'S NOT HER NAME
>>16309"Apologize you bitch!"
>>16304you dont like name me pick?
>>16314"This! You should NEVER have failed in your attempts! WTF is "attempted >rape" anyhow?"
I did say she was a rapist.
[1d20 = 5]>>16313"...aGFGFGFffhfghfgf sorry..!"
>>16314*throws kunai*
>>16315[humiliated pony noises]
>>16317>didn't even hitJUST
>>16317"Ah ah. Are you sorry you failed or that you betrayed my trust and kindness?"
>>16319>>16317"Admit it, its both."
>>16319>trust".. W-well, you see, I mean..!"
[1d20 = 15]>>16317catches kunai and throws back
>>16320"There's no shame in failing miserably when taking on a
mod Paladin armored with magic shield, plate armor and chain mail, and armed with mighty
ban hammer magic sword. If anything it makes you wonder why you though that was a wise decision in the first place"
>>16321"Tracy, I was trying to be nice to you. To give you a chance. To be intimate with you. And then you do... what you did"
>>16320".... ok...."
>>16322REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you catch something that missed you by a mile[JUST intensifies]
[1d20 = 1]>>16324me have ggod hands, you can ask thez ;)
>>16324"Hee hee." ^_^
Okay so now, I'm seriously going to pass out. You can't irrevocably kill eachother, but try to keep the mess sub-Chat-tier sudoku.
>>16327Ahhahahahahaha!
"Ahhahahahahaha!"
>>16331i will when you do
>>16331"Answer me Tracy!"
>>16334I didn't see any questions in your last post. Can it wait until tomorrow? I gotta sleep
>>16336wanna duel while the are asleep?
>>16329I just realized that GM's multiple personalities agreeing in sync is actually a lot spookier than hearing two voices....
Goodnight
>>16340But I already claimed her. She's already mine
>>16341except shes not though.
>>16343how can she be yours when she is mine?
Tracy realizes she's going to have to spend quite a while building all her new friends their own individual cucksheds around the golf course, just to protect them from wanting humanoids...
>>16344Now how does Thez feel about that? But the answer is simple: She's mine and mine alone
>>16345FUCKIN' FIGHT ME BITCH!
>>16346thez obvisly doesnt like it, and adolfa is mine.
>>16348alright
>>16349No I'm fighting Tracy.
She's the one who insulted me
>>16349But why are you being so disrespectful to your waifu? It's against her wishes
>>16350>insulted>implying your character can hear her thoughts
>>16350because fillies are super adorable and i need an apprentice.
>>16350>>16352Y'all think of her like some kind of toy/pet don't you?
>>16353Do you not know what an apprentice is?
>>16354did you and he work something out then?
>>16360whyd you pick this guy?
>>16361It is too late to go back...
>>16363Her foal needs a father.
>>16365I'm sure Inferius will want to take her foal as an "apprentice"
>>16366She could just eat him if he does anything weird.
>>16366you trying to Cuck me fuckboi?
>>16369[grizzly pony noises]
>>16368Out of taking Tracy's foal?
>>16371this feels like my wifes son sorta meme
>>16368>>16371>>16373I've thought about taking Tracy's foal. It just sounds like way too much haste
>>16373 She's not your Waifu.
You can be uncle, IF you set a good example.
>>16374Pls don't. I want the game to continue.
>>16376Then why do you actively campaign against the engagement?
>>16374you will not you kike.
>>16377Because I get edgy and bored.
>>16375i never said you were, i can uncle? cool.
>>16380Earn your horns back first. You need to appease Thez AND Tracy to get them both back.
>>16382You shouldn't have been trying to cheat with random animals, meme-stealer.
"NO ONE... IS 'CLAIMING'... OUR NEW FRIEND!!"
>>16349Thez doesn't like it, but not for the reasons you're probably thinking. In the meantime, Bob tells Thez all sorts of things the party has been up to (just giving legitimacy to her knowing stuff above/beyond being inside GM's head).
>>16385>Tfw the literal devil is usually the only voice of reason for this group of hooligansThank you very much, Thez.
>>16386"YW. Which one are you?"
>>16388"Oh, good morning!"
Cheers.
>>16389Good morning to you too, Thez.z.
>>16390Thez runs up and puts the butterfly hairpin in Tracy's hair.
"Heee, much better! Nice cave by the way!"
>>16391Tracy makes an indecipherable equine face.
"Th-thanks.."
"Hey.. Did you want your bag back?"
*offers bag, along with Infernius's other horn*
>>16392"Nah, I don't really need it. I'd gotten complacent with having too much stuff. This suits me much better," she says, indicating a small onyx bracelet. "It doesn't hold NEARLY as much, but I kinda like packing light. I will take that though!" takes horn and <whoofs> away giggling.
For kicks, Thez pops her head out of the side-pocket of the quiver.
"BOO! Heeheeheehee!" <whoof>
>>16395Tracy makes a shrieking neigh, and bucks her hind legs out into the air behind her at nothing, instinctively, as she catches herself from dropping the bag.
>>16234>>16233Oh god,
This is gonna be the case of the two rednekk uncles
>>16266STOP ROLLING
So, Is Mr. Snek a framilier yet?
>>16392Can I just get some kind of reassurance - any kind - that you're not going to be as much of an asshole, at least to me, in future playing sessions as you have been over the past month?
>>16398Well, to be honest, I'd be lying if I said I would give up on trolling all over the place.. I can definitely cut all that pseudo-rulecuck crap I did earlier though: Idk why I was even doing it in the first place.
As for looting and kikery.. I'll try to be a bit more considerate. Keep in mind that my character can't even use most worn items that enemies will drop anyway, including but not limited to magic rings, pants, anything with small triggers, gloves/gauntlets, boots/greaves, helmets etc; so most of it is just going to end up in Lenos's workshop for anyone to take after I've had my fun, just like the golem parts did.
>>16402Just... Be nicer to me?
>>16405NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!
i dont have a character yet.
>>16408Want to start one?
Is it as gay as germany says?
>>16408Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.
>>16410Uh... It is not
as gay as he say
>>16411Whats the setting?
>>16413Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.
>>16412How gay is it Aryanne?
>>16414Would a space knight fit in?
>>16415Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess
>>16416I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that
>>16416We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.
>>16418Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine
>>16419Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.
>>16417>>16418Uh which is it?
How many players?
>>16420See Pic related
>>16421GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players
>>16421~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.
>>16422Arent paladins the goody goodies?
>>16424We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness
>>16424Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.
>>16425>>16426Can i be an evil Palidan?
>>16427We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.
>>16428>>16429Don't encourage this
>>16430Black Knights ftw!
>>16428>>16429Thats what i want to be then.
>>16432I've never been so happy to see you
>>16433Welcome to the Dark Side, bro. Be strong, but not honorless.
Best to cook up a background for your character, while we wait for GM to return from real life.
Serious game-play goes on during the week, but feel free to banter 24/7.
>>16435Can i talk to npcs and shit throughout the week?
>>16436>npcsGM plays the NPCs, so there's obvious limitations, but at times you might be able to.
So what are your guys characters?
>>16438Mine is the Mighty and Noble Trumpaladin, dedicated to defending the city of Port Barry, Spreading the Holy Truth of Football, and riding all dimensions of demonic and bolshevik influence. Also spends a hell of a lot of time building things, making deals, and otherwise extending power and wealth. Also waifus
>>16440Patron God - the Holy Trinity of Elway, America, and Football, with Donald J Trump as his patron Saint
>>16439We are probably gonna be conflicting alot arent we?
>>16442It will be over quickly for you
i am dedicating this get for thez.
>>16444NOW you do something to make her happy
>>16443You wish trump knight.
>>16446Oh I know, Bolshevik
>>16438I play as Tracy Cage, an old OC from /mlp/ who represents the Element of Unoriginality. She's extremely edgy, unstable and psychotic, and is Trumpaladin's yandere stalker.
(it started out as a way to harrass him, but then it became incredibly fun. I'm currently wearing his flag because he's still mad at me for being a dick...). She's a level 13 Rogue and a level 2 Blackguard. She's uses poisoned knives and a spiked chain for attack. Due to
mostly bullshit augmenting herself with Outsider blood, she gained the ability to transform into a a flaming ghost-hoers, called a Nightmare.
We also have a +30 year old Meme Wizard; A red Minotaur Cleric who worships Hitler; and an "Angel Summoner", Alex Jones.
>>16444Buy her some flowers too.
>>16447>Bolshevik[angry blackguard-fanatic noises]
>>16447Its MADEM PRESIDENT to you,MORTAL
>>16442We're always conflicting, but we've managed to just barely not kill each other until this point.
>>16449This
You were a bit selfish earlier, Inferius
>>16451....
>>16452Only because Inferius was blocking me and I was too shortsighted to take the opportunity I had a couple nights ago
>>16448Tracy is unironicly my favorite pony.
>>16454She's a total bitch though in game
>>16454Let's be friends /)
>>16449ive got a surprise planed
>>16454She'll fuck you over and steal your stuff like she does with literally everyone else
>>16457>planedLearning the skill to think ahead is a development in itself, but don't fuck up.
>>16457>>16459Just so long as it is better planned out than Tourcil's date or Tracy's rape attempt
>>16451Are you doing a female blackguard?
>>16456Id be glad to. Is there someway i can play the guitar and attack?
>>16461Don't lead on decisions now. Give him time to think so he isn't locked in later
>>16461Queen taylor the blackguard.
>>16465>Not a ponyEh. I can live with that
>>16448I miss the old Tracy...
>>16467Why doesn't the cleric fix you then?
>>16468Yes, and it's definitely better for applying the D&D rules. It's probably better that way so fewer people are fighting over who gets to fuck you
>>16469I mean that Tracy used to be more fun to play with
>>16465Sounds interesting.
>>16462Sounds like a Bard spell, but Blackguard is prestige class anyway, so you could potentially have a couple levels in Bard as your base anyway.
>>16468Perfectly fine.
>>16472Whats a prestige class?
>>16474We have three males in the group
>>16473It looks like he's right. Black Guard requires certain perquisites to get in to, so you can't start as one. Something like warlock or wizard or rogue or bard may be fitting
>>16475Any male feminists?
>>16473Nerdy shit related to 3.5e D&D... (what GM bases his game partly off of)
It's the most convenient way to multi-class...
Don't worry too much about it though. We're all newfags to RPing.
>>16477>Male FeministsKek. No. All Good Aligned, so no feminists. Although one got really sensitive about sex slavery for some reason
>>16479>not a feminist>hates sex slaveryPick one
>>16476If she takes the feats for it as her bonus, skims through two kinds of bibles in the library, and gives Thez a high-five, she could get there pretty quickly on her next level-up.
>>16480I know right. We're going to have to have a talk with him
>>16481It's not an insanely difficult set of prequisites, it's just not a starting class. And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more - I'm watching this
>>16482>And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any moreOh please. Normally, your character should meditate every morning and select the spells he wants to use during the day, but we streamlined it
because it's moar fun this way.
>>16483Tweeting is a form of meditating. And it's not fun at all when the level 24 druid powers are used to fuck over other players.
>>16478>>16476Actually can i use a bow?
>>16485Yes. I recommend investing in dexterity points, and possibly starting as a Fighter
>>16484>druid powersI'm using an alternate form ability: closer to lycanthropy than anything else.
>>16485>can I
>>16486Ok ima fighter then.
>>16485>>16488On second though, I think Ranger might be a better starting class. Let me look into it.
>>16487Still using your freebies to be a dick and make the game unfun for everyone else
>>16486>starting as a FighterIf she started as a Bard, and then just focused her way to Blackguard, she'd immediately gain proficiency in all martial weapons upon attaining the class.
>>16490So are rangers. Except she could have the minimum required attack bonus at level 6 with ranger rather than 8 with bard. Of course the guitar is a bonus for a bard
>>16488You might want to wait for GM before making any finite decisions
(Blacknight/bard, guitar-goddess ftw). He's the one who actually knows what he's talking about...
>>16490I thought i couldn't be a blackguard though.
>>16493You can, you just need to start in something else
>>16491Yeah, but then she'd just have 6 levels in Ranger and just get a hcouple good-ish feats, instead of having all those cool Bard skills and musical powers.
>>16493You can, you just can't
start as one: you pick another class as your base.
>>16492>>16495I do like the blacknight/musical godess combo
>>16496Ikr. They're two most fun classes anyway.
Taylor should be an Aasimar; being a literal demigod herself.
>>16497This is a good idea
>>16498>>16497"Decidedly Good-Aligned"
I'll take it
>>16499>Occasionally they take on the vengeful, judgmental aspect of their celestial ancestorTaylor Swift is a fierce deity.
>>16501But of course.
Feminists don't call her an "Elitist Nazi Barbie" for no reason, after all.
>>16500>>16502Look, just play like you did a little over a week ago, and not like you did over this weekend, and I'll shut the hell up
>>16503I'm still evolving my play plans, but it won't all be the same as last week.
>>16505Won't be like last weekend*
>>16505>>16506What happened last weekend.
>>16507I took all the good loot and tried to >rape him.
>>16507I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.
>>16509>>16508We will get along just fine.
>>16507Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep
>>16509>wildShe's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society
>>16510I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating
>>16511>keeping herShe's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.
>>16512And now Trollestia will free her so she can reenter society
>>16513>free herIt isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.
>>16514Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods
>>16515>where you are keeping herOh come on. Where else was she supposed to take her for the day?
>>16511I dont steal loot dont worry
>>16516Where Trollestia and Tourcil took the elves, since they are the most similarly situated.
But in general I am referring to what was said in
>>15523>>16517Oh good
>>16516I mean in general just stop being a dick in gameplay
>>16518I cant promise i wont try to rape you though.
>>16518Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.
>>16521I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally
>>16521Obviously I was going to try to get the unicorn anyways
>>16521>pulls out the swordKek, nice double entendre
>>16521Good thats the way i like it.
>>16438>>16417Hey, I didn't ask for >rape
Y'all ar the ones erotic roleplaying
>>16438Uhh, Torc is a Scottish Meme Mage
Tracy is a >rape-y horse rogue
Infernius is the nazi cleric
Trumpadlin is a padali of trump
And Nordic anon is playing a filly bard
>>16500How many deities are there?
>>16528Unknown, but it's been suggested that they should be powerful memes.
>>16530... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.
>>16531Or maybe mike pence?
>>16532Tourcil invokes his powers
>>16532>>16530Christ-chan and Pence could be saints representing Christian values within the multiverse.
>>16538I changed my mind sam hyde is pope for ever.
>>16539NO! You won't get away with that!
>>16534I was thinking of invoking the Judeo-Christian God at times, although really more of as an aesthetic and linked to other lesser gods
>>16537Of course not. This is a strictly Protestant Universe
>>16541>strictly Protestant Universe... Except for all of the rampant paganism of course..
>>16540Look upon the holy face of pope hyde.
>>16543Actually, this guy would make for the most slippery boss.
>>16545>>16541But football isnt exactly Christian..
>>16532Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply
>>16546It's 100% American though
>>16547Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it
>>16547>DeityI think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.
>>16550I didn't know we had that one.
>>16551My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"
I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast
>>16543>>16544Could be an Epic Assassin.
>>16552My power only grows.
>>16554Sam hyde is the pope dude.
Just settling in, it'll take me a moment to read all that shit you faggots wrote. Xp
>>16555Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you
>>16558A special flag just for me? Oh boy, let me see.
>>16559No, I've thought about it. My first idea was best
>>16556I meant for his class: absolutely lethal and impossible to catch.
>>16562I liked the Euro Cuck flag better...
>>16563"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."
But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now
>>16397Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408Welcome ^_^
>>16410I'll come back to this one
>>16444"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462I'll come back to this one too
>>16470Definitely this
>>16481Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522He can still be fixed,....
>>16526>didn't askWhat part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh
>>16566Done
>>16567>Tracy's got the flag now?Yes. Or now I think EU
>Tourcil asking to be rapedI think rape is more sexual contact than he deserved with that performance
>Korak can be fixedI have enough people to worry about fucking me over
>Other pagan faithsI'm going to need more Bolter ammo
>>16567So who is your character?
K. No, it is not as gay as Sour Kraut says. The only character who tried to be at all gay was blown into tiny pieces for it. No explicit faggotry will be allowed. HAVING SAID, characters - mine included - are played authentically, and there will be both sex and rape.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569"Don't tell him yet."You'll meet her soon enough.
>>16571Im gonna start of as bard and become a blackguard.
>>16572Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.
>>16551Eurofag
Trump can I get a scottish flag?
>>16574>Doesn't like the custom flag he already hasYes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?
More back-questions
>>16528More than can be counted
>>16477Definitely not
>>16436Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416>>16417I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp
>>16575Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.
>>16578It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something
>>16576Eyyyy
About the merica flag shade
>new bred when
>>16578But taylor is an angel though
>>16574Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.
>>16578>TieflingNah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood.
Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.
>>16583>>16584Who is she vengeful against though?
Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html
>>16581I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.
>>16587Is that Blue too dark and aggressive? We can get a different color on it
So the way it works so far is during the week we bant, shitpost, develop characters, and do more mundane interactions (building shit, gathering info, general "in town" or w/e type stuff) and then expressly on Sat, and lately on Fri and Sun, its game on. Game on is where all the fighting takes place, as well as (occasionally) date night and therapy sessions. Not kidding on that one.
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).
>>16590How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her
For reference, the characters ARE aware that they are being controlled by faggots behind keyboards and mobile phones (though they don't know what keyboards and mobile phones are,... Trump might but just him,... Taylor would be too I guess) and those faggots are literally referred to as "whoever's faggot".
>>16586>Who is she vengeful againstI wonder (((who)))..?
>>16592I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.
>>16595i really hope its pic related.
>>16589Its actually perfect
>torc's faggot pulls out bagpipes>>16593New bread when
>>16594If that is it we'll probably have no problems
>>16595>I don't know if it will meet your expectationsReeeee
>>16597Yay
Also we do need new bread
>>16592hey trump could i get this as my flag? is it possible?
>>16599On a thumbnail, it wouldn't be distinguishable from a reich flag.
>>16597>>16598i cant see his flag.
>>16599Yes, although rectangles look better. And also what
>>16600 said
>>16601Press ctrl+shift+r
>>16601Reset your browsing data.
>>16602>>16603still nothing.