I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.
I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.
I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry
Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.
But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.