Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>15309
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
>>15309
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
>>15313
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
>>15312
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
>>15316
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
>>15320
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
>>15317
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
>>15323
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
>>15322
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
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And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
Oh, and the sword
>>15361
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
>>15360
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
>>15361
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
>>15368
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
>>15373
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
>>15386
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
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>>15393
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
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>>15395
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
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GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
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>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
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>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15438
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
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>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>afk 3 min
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>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
*she's = Slovenia
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
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>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
>>15503
Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511
Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513
T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511
T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511
Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513
T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511
T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
>>15495
"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.
Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.
The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.
I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.
She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.
You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.
Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.
The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.
I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.
She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.
You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
>>15515
You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
>>15514
"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
[1d20 = 6]
>>15518
>tfw i have 16 charisma
>tfw counter charisma check
torculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
>>15518
>tfw i have 16 charisma
>tfw counter charisma check
torculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
>>15517
And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518
Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518
Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
>>15520
T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
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"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523
I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...
>>15519
>Cleric recommending degeneracy
>>15524
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
*vanishes*
>>15523
I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...
>>15519
>Cleric recommending degeneracy
>>15524
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
>>15524
"Wow... I would never have thought.
Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.
As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
"Wow... I would never have thought.
Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.
As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
>>15527
Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
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>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
[1d20 = 20]
>>15532
Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
>>15532
Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
>>15527
And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531
T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528
Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533
Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539
>>15540
>>15541
Qut?
And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531
T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528
Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533
Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539
>>15540
>>15541
Qut?
>>15542
*sighs*
"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*
Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding
"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
>>15544
"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
*sighs*
"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*
Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding
"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
>>15544
"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
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Torc's World
>>15564
I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech and free religion.
I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech and free religion.
>>15568
Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
>>15574
>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies
>blogpost
The other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies
>blogpost
The other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>>15573
You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
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>>15531
>>15584
You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587
Hella
>>15584
You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587
Hella
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
>>15593
>Evidence admissibility rules
Kek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595
"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596
"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
>Evidence admissibility rules
Kek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595
"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596
"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
>>15597
[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
>>15601
"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
>>15581
Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
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>>15605
No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
>>15608
*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
>>15610
Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you don't fucking like bananas.
Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you don't fucking like bananas.
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>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
>>15611
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>15615
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
>>15616
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
>>15623
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...
Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"
*pets ears specifically more*
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...
Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"
*pets ears specifically more*
>>15625
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
>>15629
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?
>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related
>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?
>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related
>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
>>15626
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
>>15634
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.
... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.
... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
>>15636
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
>>15642
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
>>15649
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
>>15651
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
>>15654
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
>>15657
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
>>15662
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.
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>>15669
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
>>15668
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
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>>15660
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
>>15673
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
>>15648
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
>>15682
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
>>15685
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
>>15698
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
>>15706
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
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>>15714
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
>>15709
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
>>15717
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
>>15723
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?
I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?
I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date
>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
>>15732
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
>>15732
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
>>15738
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
>>15730
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
>>15744
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
>>15748
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
>>15753
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.
>>15756
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"
Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
>>15760
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
>>15766
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy
"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"
Looks directly at her
"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
>>15765
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
[1d20 = 17]
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
>>15767
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
>>15772
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time
>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes
Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy
"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
>>15776
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
>>15778
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
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>>15781
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape
>>15787
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
>>15792
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
>>15791
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of
"They are indeed fun to bully"
"Want to tell me about yourself?"
>>15796
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
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"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"
*Sad Flashy noises*
*Sad Flashy noises*
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
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>>15805
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
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>>15813
You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness
As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness
As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
[2d20 = 16]
>>15815
>implying you have allies
First, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
>>15815
>implying you have allies
First, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
>>15817
And, she trips over herself
Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
And, she trips over herself
Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
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>>15830
O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
>>15830
You have to be REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
You have to be REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
>>15839
"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
>>15848
"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
>>15851
I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
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>>15856
"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
>>15860
Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
>>15868
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
>>15870
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
>>15886
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
>>15887
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
>>15890
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
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Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep
I'm going to sleep
I'm going to sleep
>>15896
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath
>>15898
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
[5d8 = 2010]
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
>>15908
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
>>15909
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless
I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.
Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec
>>15911
"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916
Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.
>>15915
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"
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I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.
>>15922
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"
>>15923
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.
>>15927
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances
Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances
Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.
Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)
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I'm sorry...
"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.
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>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES
LIES
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>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
W
I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
W
I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)
I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first
I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.
I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.
I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry
Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.
But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.
I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry
Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.
But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.
>>15947
The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.
And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.
In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.
Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.
And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.
The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
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The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.
And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.
In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.
Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.
And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.
The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
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Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately
>also been a bit busy lately
>>15956
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.
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