/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>16405
NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!

i dont have a character yet.

>>16408
Want to start one?

Is it as gay as germany says?

>>16408
Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410
Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.

>>16410
Uh... It is not as gay as he say

>>16411
Whats the setting?

>>16413
Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.

>>16412
How gay is it Aryanne?

>>16414
Would a space knight fit in?

>>16415
Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess

>>16416
I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that

>>16416
We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.

>>16418
Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine

>>16419
Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.

>>16417
>>16418
Uh which is it?
How many players?

>>16420
See Pic related

>>16421
GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players

>>16421
~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.

>>16422
Arent paladins the goody goodies?

>>16424
We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness

>>16424
Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.

>>16425
>>16426
Can i be an evil Palidan?

>>16427
We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.

>>16427
Yes.

>>16428
>>16429
Don't encourage this

>>16430
Black Knights ftw!

>>16428
>>16429
Thats what i want to be then.

>>16432
I've never been so happy to see you

>>16433
Welcome to the Dark Side, bro. Be strong, but not honorless.
Best to cook up a background for your character, while we wait for GM to return from real life.
Serious game-play goes on during the week, but feel free to banter 24/7.

>>16435
Can i talk to npcs and shit throughout the week?

>>16436
>npcs
GM plays the NPCs, so there's obvious limitations, but at times you might be able to.

So what are your guys characters?

>>16438
Mine is the Mighty and Noble Trumpaladin, dedicated to defending the city of Port Barry, Spreading the Holy Truth of Football, and riding all dimensions of demonic and bolshevik influence. Also spends a hell of a lot of time building things, making deals, and otherwise extending power and wealth. Also waifus

>>16439
Level 15 Paladin

>>16440
Patron God - the Holy Trinity of Elway, America, and Football, with Donald J Trump as his patron Saint

>>16439
We are probably gonna be conflicting alot arent we?

>>16442
It will be over quickly for you

i am dedicating this get for thez.

>>16444
NOW you do something to make her happy

>>16443
You wish trump knight.

>>16446
Oh I know, Bolshevik

>>16438
I play as Tracy Cage, an old OC from /mlp/ who represents the Element of Unoriginality. She's extremely edgy, unstable and psychotic, and is Trumpaladin's yandere stalker. (it started out as a way to harrass him, but then it became incredibly fun. I'm currently wearing his flag because he's still mad at me for being a dick...). She's a level 13 Rogue and a level 2 Blackguard. She's uses poisoned knives and a spiked chain for attack. Due to mostly bullshit augmenting herself with Outsider blood, she gained the ability to transform into a a flaming ghost-hoers, called a Nightmare.

We also have a +30 year old Meme Wizard; A red Minotaur Cleric who worships Hitler; and an "Angel Summoner", Alex Jones.

>>16444
Buy her some flowers too.

>>16447
>Bolshevik
[angry blackguard-fanatic noises]

>>16447
Its MADEM PRESIDENT to you,MORTAL

>>16442
We're always conflicting, but we've managed to just barely not kill each other until this point.

>>16449
This

You were a bit selfish earlier, Inferius

>>16451
....

>>16452
Only because Inferius was blocking me and I was too shortsighted to take the opportunity I had a couple nights ago

>>16448
Tracy is unironicly my favorite pony.

>>16454
She's a total bitch though in game

>>16454
Let's be friends /)

>>16449
ive got a surprise planed

>>16454
She'll fuck you over and steal your stuff like she does with literally everyone else

>>16457
>planed
Learning the skill to think ahead is a development in itself, but don't fuck up.

>>16457
>>16459
Just so long as it is better planned out than Tourcil's date or Tracy's rape attempt

>>16451
Are you doing a female blackguard?

>>16456
Id be glad to. Is there someway i can play the guitar and attack?

>>16461
Don't lead on decisions now. Give him time to think so he isn't locked in later

>>16462
Bard

>>16461
Queen taylor the blackguard.

>>16465
>Not a pony
Eh. I can live with that

>>16448
I miss the old Tracy...

>>16466
Is that ok?

>>16467
Why doesn't the cleric fix you then?

>>16468
Yes, and it's definitely better for applying the D&D rules. It's probably better that way so fewer people are fighting over who gets to fuck you

>>16469
I mean that Tracy used to be more fun to play with

>>16465
Sounds interesting.
>>16462
Sounds like a Bard spell, but Blackguard is prestige class anyway, so you could potentially have a couple levels in Bard as your base anyway.
>>16468
Perfectly fine.

>>16472
Whats a prestige class?

>>16470
Who gets to?

>>16474
We have three males in the group

>>16473
It looks like he's right. Black Guard requires certain perquisites to get in to, so you can't start as one. Something like warlock or wizard or rogue or bard may be fitting

>>16475
Any male feminists?

>>16473
Nerdy shit related to 3.5e D&D... (what GM bases his game partly off of)
It's the most convenient way to multi-class...
Don't worry too much about it though. We're all newfags to RPing.

>>16477
>Male Feminists
Kek. No. All Good Aligned, so no feminists. Although one got really sensitive about sex slavery for some reason

>>16479
>not a feminist
>hates sex slavery
Pick one

>>16476
If she takes the feats for it as her bonus, skims through two kinds of bibles in the library, and gives Thez a high-five, she could get there pretty quickly on her next level-up.

>>16480
I know right. We're going to have to have a talk with him

>>16481
It's not an insanely difficult set of prequisites, it's just not a starting class. And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more - I'm watching this

>>16482
>And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more
Oh please. Normally, your character should meditate every morning and select the spells he wants to use during the day, but we streamlined it because it's moar fun this way.

>>16483
Tweeting is a form of meditating. And it's not fun at all when the level 24 druid powers are used to fuck over other players.

>>16478
>>16476
Actually can i use a bow?

>>16485
Yes. I recommend investing in dexterity points, and possibly starting as a Fighter

>>16484
>druid powers
I'm using an alternate form ability: closer to lycanthropy than anything else.
>>16485
>can I

>>16486
Ok ima fighter then.

>>16485
>>16488
On second though, I think Ranger might be a better starting class. Let me look into it.

>>16487
Still using your freebies to be a dick and make the game unfun for everyone else

>>16486
>starting as a Fighter
If she started as a Bard, and then just focused her way to Blackguard, she'd immediately gain proficiency in all martial weapons upon attaining the class.

>>16490
So are rangers. Except she could have the minimum required attack bonus at level 6 with ranger rather than 8 with bard. Of course the guitar is a bonus for a bard

>>16488
You might want to wait for GM before making any finite decisions (Blacknight/bard, guitar-goddess ftw). He's the one who actually knows what he's talking about...

>>16490
I thought i couldn't be a blackguard though.

>>16493
You can, you just need to start in something else

>>16491
Yeah, but then she'd just have 6 levels in Ranger and just get a hcouple good-ish feats, instead of having all those cool Bard skills and musical powers.
>>16493
You can, you just can't start as one: you pick another class as your base.

>>16492
>>16495
I do like the blacknight/musical godess combo

>>16496
Ikr. They're two most fun classes anyway.
Taylor should be an Aasimar; being a literal demigod herself.

>>16497
This is a good idea

>>16498
>>16497
"Decidedly Good-Aligned"
I'll take it

>>16499
>Occasionally they take on the vengeful, judgmental aspect of their celestial ancestor
Taylor Swift is a fierce deity.

>>16500
Dubs confirm.

>>16501
But of course.
Feminists don't call her an "Elitist Nazi Barbie" for no reason, after all.

>>16500
>>16502
Look, just play like you did a little over a week ago, and not like you did over this weekend, and I'll shut the hell up

>>16503
I'm still evolving my play plans, but it won't all be the same as last week.

>>16505
Won't be like last weekend*

>>16505
>>16506
What happened last weekend.

>>16507
I took all the good loot and tried to >rape him.

>>16507
I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.

>>16509
>>16508
We will get along just fine.

>>16507
Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep

>>16509
>wild
She's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society

>>16510
I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating

>>16511
>keeping her
She's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.

>>16512
And now Trollestia will free her so she can reenter society

>>16513
>free her
It isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.

>>16514
Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods

>>16515
>where you are keeping her
Oh come on. Where else was she supposed to take her for the day?

>>16511
I dont steal loot dont worry

>>16516
Where Trollestia and Tourcil took the elves, since they are the most similarly situated.
But in general I am referring to what was said in >>15523
>>16517
Oh good

>>16516
I mean in general just stop being a dick in gameplay

>>16518
I cant promise i wont try to rape you though.

>>16519
Eh, good enough.

>>16518
Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519
Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.

>>16521
I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally

>>16521
Obviously I was going to try to get the unicorn anyways

>>16521
>pulls out the sword
Kek, nice double entendre

>>16521
Good thats the way i like it.

>>16438
>>16417
Hey, I didn't ask for >rape
Y'all ar the ones erotic roleplaying
>>16438
Uhh, Torc is a Scottish Meme Mage
Tracy is a >rape-y horse rogue
Infernius is the nazi cleric
Trumpadlin is a padali of trump
And Nordic anon is playing a filly bard

>>16526
Heilo torculi

>>16500
How many deities are there?

>>16528
Unknown, but it's been suggested that they should be powerful memes.

>>16529
Christ-chan?

>>16530
... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.

>>16531
Or maybe mike pence?

>>16532
Tourcil invokes his powers

>>16532
>>16530
Christ-chan and Pence could be saints representing Christian values within the multiverse.

>>16534
Deus Vult

>>16535
Amen.

>>16536
No pope though.

>>16537
That's fine.

>>16538
I changed my mind sam hyde is pope for ever.

>>16539
NO! You won't get away with that!

>>16534
I was thinking of invoking the Judeo-Christian God at times, although really more of as an aesthetic and linked to other lesser gods
>>16537
Of course not. This is a strictly Protestant Universe

>>16541
>strictly Protestant Universe
... Except for all of the rampant paganism of course..

>>16540
Look upon the holy face of pope hyde.

>>16543
Actually, this guy would make for the most slippery boss.

>>16542
Give me time

>>16545
>>16541
But football isnt exactly Christian..

>>16532
Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply

>>16546
It's 100% American though

>>16547
Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it

>>16547
>Deity
I think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.

>>16550
I didn't know we had that one.

>>16551
My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"

I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast

>>16550
This tbh.

>>16543
>>16544
Could be an Epic Assassin.

>>16552
My power only grows.

>>16554
Sam hyde is the pope dude.

Just settling in, it'll take me a moment to read all that shit you faggots wrote. Xp

>>16555
Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you

>>16558
A special flag just for me? Oh boy, let me see.

>>16559
No, I've thought about it. My first idea was best

>>16556
I meant for his class: absolutely lethal and impossible to catch.

>>16562
I liked the Euro Cuck flag better...

>>16563
"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."

But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now

>>16565
gib

>>16397
Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408
Welcome ^_^
>>16410
I'll come back to this one
>>16444
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462
I'll come back to this one too
>>16470
Definitely this
>>16481
Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522
He can still be fixed,....
>>16526
>didn't ask
What part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545
Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh

>>16566
Done

>>16567
>Tracy's got the flag now?
Yes. Or now I think EU

>Tourcil asking to be raped
I think rape is more sexual contact than he deserved with that performance

>Korak can be fixed
I have enough people to worry about fucking me over

>Other pagan faiths
I'm going to need more Bolter ammo

>>16567
So who is your character?

>>16564
F

K. No, it is not as gay as Sour Kraut says. The only character who tried to be at all gay was blown into tiny pieces for it. No explicit faggotry will be allowed. HAVING SAID, characters - mine included - are played authentically, and there will be both sex and rape.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569
"Don't tell him yet."
You'll meet her soon enough.

>>16571
Im gonna start of as bard and become a blackguard.

>>16572
Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.

>>16551
Eurofag
Trump can I get a scottish flag?

>>16573
Aasimar tay swift

>>16574
>Doesn't like the custom flag he already has
Yes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?

More back-questions
>>16528
More than can be counted
>>16477
Definitely not
>>16436
Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416
>>16417
I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp

>>16575
Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.

>>16578
It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something

>>16576
Eyyyy
About the merica flag shade
>new bred when

>>16578
But taylor is an angel though

>>16574
Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.

>>16578
>Tiefling
Nah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood. Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.
Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.

>>16583
This.

>>16580
Added and changed

>>16583
>>16584
Who is she vengeful against though?

Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html

>>16585
Thank

>>16581
I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.

>>16587
Is that Blue too dark and aggressive? We can get a different color on it

So the way it works so far is during the week we bant, shitpost, develop characters, and do more mundane interactions (building shit, gathering info, general "in town" or w/e type stuff) and then expressly on Sat, and lately on Fri and Sun, its game on. Game on is where all the fighting takes place, as well as (occasionally) date night and therapy sessions. Not kidding on that one.
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).

>>16588
Ok cool.

>>16590
How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her

For reference, the characters ARE aware that they are being controlled by faggots behind keyboards and mobile phones (though they don't know what keyboards and mobile phones are,... Trump might but just him,... Taylor would be too I guess) and those faggots are literally referred to as "whoever's faggot".

>>16586
>Who is she vengeful against
I wonder (((who)))..?

>>16592
I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.

>>16595
i really hope its pic related.

>>16589
Its actually perfect
>torc's faggot pulls out bagpipes
>>16593
New bread when

>>16594
If that is it we'll probably have no problems

>>16595
>I don't know if it will meet your expectations
Reeeee

>>16597
Yay

Also we do need new bread

>>16592
hey trump could i get this as my flag? is it possible?

>>16599
On a thumbnail, it wouldn't be distinguishable from a reich flag.

>>16597
>>16598
i cant see his flag.

>>16599
Yes, although rectangles look better. And also what >>16600 said

>>16601
Press ctrl+shift+r

>>16601
Reset your browsing data.

>>16602
>>16603
still nothing.

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