Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>16532Tourcil invokes his powers
>>16532>>16530Christ-chan and Pence could be saints representing Christian values within the multiverse.
>>16538I changed my mind sam hyde is pope for ever.
>>16539NO! You won't get away with that!
>>16534I was thinking of invoking the Judeo-Christian God at times, although really more of as an aesthetic and linked to other lesser gods
>>16537Of course not. This is a strictly Protestant Universe
>>16541>strictly Protestant Universe... Except for all of the rampant paganism of course..
>>16540Look upon the holy face of pope hyde.
>>16543Actually, this guy would make for the most slippery boss.
>>16545>>16541But football isnt exactly Christian..
>>16532Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply
>>16546It's 100% American though
>>16547Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it
>>16547>DeityI think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.
>>16550I didn't know we had that one.
>>16551My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"
I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast
>>16543>>16544Could be an Epic Assassin.
>>16554Sam hyde is the pope dude.
Just settling in, it'll take me a moment to read all that shit you faggots wrote. Xp
>>16555Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you
>>16558A special flag just for me? Oh boy, let me see.
>>16559No, I've thought about it. My first idea was best
>>16556I meant for his class: absolutely lethal and impossible to catch.
>>16562I liked the Euro Cuck flag better...
>>16563"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."
But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now
>>16397Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408Welcome ^_^
>>16410I'll come back to this one
>>16444"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462I'll come back to this one too
>>16470Definitely this
>>16481Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522He can still be fixed,....
>>16526>didn't askWhat part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh
>>16566Done
>>16567>Tracy's got the flag now?Yes. Or now I think EU
>Tourcil asking to be rapedI think rape is more sexual contact than he deserved with that performance
>Korak can be fixedI have enough people to worry about fucking me over
>Other pagan faithsI'm going to need more Bolter ammo
>>16567So who is your character?
K. No, it is not as gay as Sour Kraut says. The only character who tried to be at all gay was blown into tiny pieces for it. No explicit faggotry will be allowed. HAVING SAID, characters - mine included - are played authentically, and there will be both sex and rape.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569"Don't tell him yet."You'll meet her soon enough.
>>16571Im gonna start of as bard and become a blackguard.
>>16572Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.
>>16551Eurofag
Trump can I get a scottish flag?
>>16574>Doesn't like the custom flag he already hasYes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?
More back-questions
>>16528More than can be counted
>>16477Definitely not
>>16436Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416>>16417I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp
>>16575Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.
>>16578It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something
>>16576Eyyyy
About the merica flag shade
>new bred when
>>16578But taylor is an angel though
>>16574Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.
>>16578>TieflingNah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood.
Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.
>>16583>>16584Who is she vengeful against though?
Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html
>>16581I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.
>>16587Is that Blue too dark and aggressive? We can get a different color on it
So the way it works so far is during the week we bant, shitpost, develop characters, and do more mundane interactions (building shit, gathering info, general "in town" or w/e type stuff) and then expressly on Sat, and lately on Fri and Sun, its game on. Game on is where all the fighting takes place, as well as (occasionally) date night and therapy sessions. Not kidding on that one.
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).
>>16590How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her
For reference, the characters ARE aware that they are being controlled by faggots behind keyboards and mobile phones (though they don't know what keyboards and mobile phones are,... Trump might but just him,... Taylor would be too I guess) and those faggots are literally referred to as "whoever's faggot".
>>16592I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.
>>16595i really hope its pic related.
>>16594If that is it we'll probably have no problems
>>16595>I don't know if it will meet your expectationsReeeee
>>16597Yay
Also we do need new bread
>>16592hey trump could i get this as my flag? is it possible?
>>16599On a thumbnail, it wouldn't be distinguishable from a reich flag.
>>16599Yes, although rectangles look better. And also what
>>16600 said
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