Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>15512go on type something out convince me to stop.
>>15503Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
>>15495"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.
Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.
The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.
I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.
She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.
You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
>>15514"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
[1d20 = 6]>>15518>tfw i have 16 charisma>tfw counter charisma checktorculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15516Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
>>15519"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
>>15517And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
>>15520T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...>>15519>Cleric recommending degeneracy>>15524"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
>>15527we cant have our men blue balled.
>>15528You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
>>15524"Wow... I would never have thought.
Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.
As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
>>15527Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
>>15533Please let us get away with fiating time
>>15534REEEEEEE
NO
No offence TracyWho did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
[1d20 = 20]>>15532Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use
poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
>>15536thez not you waifu! she mine!
>>15540TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
>>15540That would've pissed her off.
>>15527And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539>>15540>>15541Qut?
>>15544It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
>>15548This, there's
sigh no question who Thez prefers.
>>15542*sighs*
"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*
Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding
"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List>>15544"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
>>15539This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
>>15522Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
>>15557>not healing your wound>>15555And wtf was this post edited?
>>15554thats actually terrifying.
>>15554That's quite the dark backstory...
>>15560>>15558i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
>>15558Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563>cuz Torcuil is
>>15563Dude, I produced better memes than you could have
>>15554>20732037 at the latest
>>15564I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech
and free religion.
>>15566"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
>>15564>>15558>>15566It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...
>>15566>Free religionThis is a Denver Broncos board boy
>>15568Thank you for reminding me
>>15568Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
>>15572Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559>>15561Now do you why he's always salty?
>>15569Um... What did I remind you of?
>>15571You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
>>15574At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
>>15575I don't know...
People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts
Okay fair point
>>15574>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies>blogpostThe other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
>>15577This, this is a beautiful story
>>15573You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
>>15577Praise be
>>15579Does this include Trumpaladin?
>>15579"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
>>15579>This cunt still claims to be good-alignedBe careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
>>15580I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And
sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582fukking kek
She's good-ish
>>15583Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering
>>15585Trollestia had better find that hilarious
>>15587... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
>>15531>>15584You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies
kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587Hella
>>15590*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
>>15591"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"
>>15592"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
>>15594[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
>>15593>Evidence admissibility rulesKek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now
>>15595"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"
>>15596"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."
*tries to pet her*
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
>>15597"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
>>15598"Are you willing to help?"
>>15597[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
>>15601"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?
In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"
>>15602https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg
>>15603The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
>>15581Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
>>15603lol
>>15604When you put it that way it almost sounds,....
>>15603[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
>>15605No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.
The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
>>15604The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609Wrong
>>15608*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
>>15610Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you
don't fucking like bananas.
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
>>15611*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
>>15615>shitty cosplayI get so many keks from these threads
>>15616>fightI think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
>>15617Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.
>>15620*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee
>>15619I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
>>15618*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
>>15624Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
>>15623"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...
Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"
*pets ears specifically more*
>>15625>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay.... he really is a freak...
>>15624You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night
>>15625Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
>>15628Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627It fits his personality
>>15625Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628Who shot me then?
>>15629So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?
>>15627I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related
>>15632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
>>15626"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with
everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
>>15632Right, sorry
>>15633>MiloKek
>cricketsTopkek
You'll see
>>15610T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
>>15634"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.
... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
>>15637"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
>>15635T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
>>15639Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
>>15636"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
>>15640From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout
"THANK YOU!"
>>15641"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
>>15642>personpony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
>>15640T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642Your opinion is invalid
>>15644T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Will we get to see the freak soon?
>>15645Interruption from a different room
"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
>>15643"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood
Why me?"
>>15646You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647T> ... or the Trump Grille
why the e? if thats suitable
>>15649>waiting on you lotDoes he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
>>15647Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
>>15651"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
>>15653"... Not really, but sure."
>>15654*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
>>15651Cuz he's asleep
>>15652Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653>>15654He WON'T thank you, just sayin
>>15652"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
>>15653>>15654Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657B E G O N E
T H O T
>>15657>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his businessYou do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
>>15660Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
>>15660>is betterHe's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
>>15661He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
>>15662>Trump is always GoodThis. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong
>>15658"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
>>15662I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.
>>15665"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666Thats,... kinda disturbing
>>15666"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)
>>15665Paladin is pretty nice too
>started
>>15667That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
>>15669>pic 2That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>BronyconThat's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
>>15668Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
>>15660Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
>>15673>too pureRiiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about
ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff
I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it.
kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
>>15675You never answered
>>15648>>15676>cuz Korak is a douchePlease tell
>wicket is unhallowedDo I have to burn it to purify the city?
>>15677"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
>>15676Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
>>15682... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
>>15676Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
>>15685T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
>>15665>anti-hero ftwthats why i pick ghoatic good.
>>15686I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on estNah, I'm here just had to feed cats
>>15690T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
>>15683i cast hallow on the city.
What about the freak?
>>15693Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
>>15693Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694What about him? He's not going anywhere.
>>15695Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
>>15695is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
>>15698Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"
>>15698Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?
>>15679I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...
>>15701"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
>>15701>no comments on the dateI should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
>>15704confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
>>15703>having standardsOh right
>>15706In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
>>15708It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
>>15703this actually pretty smart.