Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>15309What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
>>15309So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
>>15309korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
>>15313>We're taking his shipYes
>The crew won't inherit it?They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmannedI know right. That was my first thought
>>15312The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
>>15316Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
>>15318He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
>>15320Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
>>15321Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
>>15317I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
>>15323>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure IslandHe'd still need to get to it himself.
>>15321hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
>>15327Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
>>15324I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325yes
>>15322There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness
ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrectedSo all of them
>>15325Trump just did
>>15327have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
>>15330Take magic cuffs
I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it
>>15331not yet
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
>>15334CUCKED
>>15336That's.... A very good question
>>15335Good lad ^_~
>>15336Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
>>15338>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
>>15339Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
>>15335>>15336>>15338ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
>>15340I know she has the sword, but what else?
>>15341"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
>>15341>horse shoesMinotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342>vest>cloak>bracers>everything that was not left back in the shop
>>15342>>15344Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
>>15345That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
>>15344You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
>>15343whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
>>15349Lenos was watching the whole time.
>>15313TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
>>15350and he didnt even lend a hand
>>15349I'd kind of like a complete list as well
>>15351FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
>>15354Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
>>15346Kek
>>15353>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirateWat
Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
>>15357Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
>>15361I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
>>15361Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
>>15360Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
>>15361Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
>>15364The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
>>15365have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
>>15361Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
>>15371You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
>>15368Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
>>15373>superfluousIt grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
>>15372lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
>>15376reviling muh large minotuar penis
>>15374Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).
>>15379I assure you, we've noticed
>>15377When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
>>15377So.... Where is all of this stuff?
[20d1 = 20]>>15383gm said the roll didnt make sense
>>15384She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.
>>15386It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
>>15386Kek
>>15388He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday
>>15386Damn you
>>15387Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
>>15386Having said, we all know what you rolled.
>>15387Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
>>15393His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
>>15389so what do i roll to find out the real size?
>>15391>UhhhhhYou should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
>>15393Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
>>15395Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
>>15398She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
>>15399im the ballsiest one here
>>15400WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER
I was the only person even to remember
>>15404Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
>>15400Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
>>15405Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
>>15405It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
>>15405WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
>>15406Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans.
And she has every other incentive not to tell you.
>>15400what did i roll and what do i add to it?
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
>>15416Damn image attachment glitches
>>15416infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
>>15407"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410See above
>>15413You rolled a 3.
>>15416See?
>>15419Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
>>15421i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
>>15418Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
>>15422Sighdice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
>>15421Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragonI guess that kind of makes sense
>>15425FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
>>15428"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
>>15429I'm... Not sure that's how that works
>>15429me take you to whore house.
>>15426She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15433I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
>>15434I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15435THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
>>15438Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15439I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
>>15441>>15442This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
>>15433She's a troll. What do you expect?
>>15442"Yay!"
>>15439T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
>>15444>What do you expectMore than I'll get out of Tracy
>>15424Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
>>15442You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
>>15437*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
>>15450>Is now immune to mind-controlWhat, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15448For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
>>15445"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>>15456T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15463T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
>>15462>>15461i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
>>15467Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
>>15470T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>>15472Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
>>15470>>15473[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
>>15473He gets up
"You know her well? What do you know about her?"
[1d20 = 8]>>15473Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>>15480how can you do that when i abducted you?
>>15480I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15476>Back stabShe's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else
>>15484Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477\r
>>15485>captiveIf Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15477T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479He has +18 on sense motive yes?
>>15485T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15489Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
>>15490My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right
>>15492kek
>>15490I told you she was a cunt.
>>15490T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly
ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
>>15495*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
>>15497>murderous lookT> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15494>>15495hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
>>15499No, Torc is testing his staff
>>15498"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' (can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
[1d20 = 20]>>15500grapple
You can test it on the way.
>>15501>>15498Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
>>15502>20Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
>>15506>totally not getting whats going onT> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
>>15504That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she
speak hoers?
>>15510What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
>>15510[carnivorous pony noises]
"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"