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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1074 replies and 124 files omitted.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15311
Spoilered

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15312
15317
>>15309
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15313
15316 15351
>>15309
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15314
15315
>>15309
korak is in tracys >rape dungeon.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15315
15320
>>15314
GM overruled that...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15316
15317 15318
>>15313
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15317
15323
>>15312
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15318
15319 15323
>>15316
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15319
>>15318
He was, though largely 'cuz the ppl didn't know about the whole slavery thing.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15320
15321
>>15315
[Sad Minotuar Noises]
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15321
15322 15325
>>15320
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15322
15330
>>15321
Well there's little point unless he's alive, but sure..
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15323
15324 15330
>>15317
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?

>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15324
15329
>>15323
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15325
15327 15329 15330
>>15321
hey has any one claimed koraks blue suede shoes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15327
15328 15331
>>15325
No.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15328
>>15327
Tracy left them in Lenos's shop.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15329
>>15324
I thought he would take it to a place nearby, disembark, and then get it later
>>15325
yes
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15330
15332 15335
>>15322
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15331
15333 15335
>>15327
have we dealt with the nerd mage yet?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15332
551605__artist needed_semi-dash-grimdark_oc_oc-colon-marker pony_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_imminent rape_knife_monochrome_>rape.jpeg
>>15330
>he could object and shit.
That's the point.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15333
>>15331
Newp
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15335
15338 15341
>>15330
Take magic cuffs

I'll give the boots to Inferius if he really wants it

>>15331
not yet
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15336
15337 15338 15341
Do minotuars have feet or hooves?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15337
>>15334
CUCKED
>>15336
That's.... A very good question
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15338
15339 15341
>>15335
Good lad ^_~
>>15336
Hooves. The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves, but Trump already claimed 'em.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15339
15340
>>15338
>The boots could be adjusted to allow for hooves
[greedy nerd reeeing noises]
That's fine..
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15340
15342
>>15339
Its fair, Tracy IS holding most of the swankest stuff,....
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15341
15343 15344
>>15335
>>15336
>>15338
ill get lennos to make some horse shoes with a blue suede cover on top so the flys arent constantly buzzing around muh hooves
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15342
15344 15345
>>15340
I know she has the sword, but what else?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15343
15349
>>15341
"You'll what? I do forging and enchantments. You want some macrame, find someone else."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15344
15345 15348

>>15341
>horse shoes
Minotaurs have cloven hooves.
>>15342
>vest
>cloak
>bracers
>everything that was not left back in the shop
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15345
15347
>>15342
>>15344
Also the necklace of adaptation (surrounds user with a bubble of fresh air, providing safety when submerged or in toxic clouds, fumes, etc)
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15346
15358
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15347
>>15345
That good. A pregnant mare shouldn't be breathing-in pollution.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15348
>>15344
You took the vest the cloak and the bracers too you kike?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15349
15350 15353
>>15343
whered you come from lennos?
also what loot did we get from korak?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15350
15352
>>15349
Lenos was watching the whole time.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15351
15353
>>15313
TORC KILLED THE PIRATE HE GETS THE SHIP
I mean, Hi!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15352
>>15350
and he didnt even lend a hand
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15353
15358
>>15349
I'd kind of like a complete list as well

>>15351
FUCKING FIGHT ME REEEEEEEEEEEEE
hello
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15354
15356 15357
Two-Buttons-Silver-Grey-Suit-27377.jpg
And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15355
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15356
>>15354
CLAIMED
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15357
15359
>>15354
Wait. Is that really the color? I prefer black
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15358
15359
>>15346
Kek
>>15353
>tfw when your scottish meme mage is now a landlubbing pirate
Wat

Besides, isn't pirate law "You get what the person you killed had"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15359
>>15357
Its mythril with adamantine pinstripes, so yeah. Pic doesn't have pinstripes, use ur imagination. Do you WANT it darkened? Its a simple enchantment.
>>15358
"Ye have to be a pirate for the code to apply which you're NOT,..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15360
15365
What do the flask and the ever smoking bottle do?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15361
15363 15364 15366 15370 15371
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15362
Oh, and the sword
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15363
>>15361
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15364
15367
>>15361
Don't want those gloves.
*gloves appear out of nowhere*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15365
15368
>>15360
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15366
>>15361
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.

Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15367
15369
>>15364
The gloves kind of go with the grenades in the vest.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15368
15374
>>15365
have you told his faggot that his character died yet?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15369
>>15367
Ok.
*gloves disappear again*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15370
>>15361
Oh, I'll claim neck tie
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15371
15373 15374
>>15361
Weren't most of those things in the pockets?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15372
15376
claming gloves,grenades and the vest.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15373
15374 15375
>>15371
You sure the cloak isn't superfluous for you?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15374
15382
>>15368
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15375
15382
>>15373
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15376
15378
>>15372
lol no
*Infernius's pants mysteriously fall down*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15377
15379 15383 15384
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15378
15380 15383
>>15376
reviling muh large minotuar penis
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15379
15382
>>15377
I just like hoarding shit.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15380
15385
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>15378
>large
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15382
>>15374
Can Inferius take the vest but I have room for the flask, the bottle, and the shackles? Maybe in the neck tie?
>>15375
>it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Fuck you for making a valid argument. (I want my enemies to know who killed them).

>>15379
I assure you, we've noticed


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15383
15386 15387
>>15377
When can torc get his staff?
Also Torc doesn't keep anything he can't carry at once usally
Result of being on the run a lot.
>>15378
Don't try that shit, we all saw the die roll
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15384
15387
>>15377
So.... Where is all of this stuff?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15385
>>15380
its pretty big.

96Ajs
?
No.15386
15388 15389 15390 15391 15392
[20d1 = 20]
>>15383
gm said the roll didnt make sense
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15387
15391 15393
>>15384
She took some of it with her, the rest she gave to the party. You never got to see the Tron frisbee. ^_^
>>15383
Sure. Ponimaru appears, bearing a magnificent serpent-head for the staff with (insert preferred) precisely cut gemstone eyes.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15388
15390
>>15386
>twenty 1's
What are you doing?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15389
15395
>>15386
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15390
>>15386
Kek

>>15388
He's referencing when Tourcil rolled 20 1's yesterday


Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15391
15396
>>15386
Damn you
>>15387
Uhhhhh
Saphire
"Nice, now to find some wood. Thanks again"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15392
1411197798359.png
>>15386
Having said, we all know what you rolled.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15393
15394 15398
>>15387
Tracy gives Ponimaru a friendly nuggie and tells him to keep working hard.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15394
>>15393
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15395
15399 15400 15401
>>15389
so what do i roll to find out the real size?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15396
15397 15400
>>15391
>Uhhhhh
You should've specified that you wanted chaos emeralds
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15397
>>15396
No one asked you, horse.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15398
15402
>>15393
Is Tracy amenable to petting right now or is she grouchy?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15399
15403
1490165739600.png
>>15395
>making the same mistake twice
Pic very related.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15400
15404 15407 15413
>>15395
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15401
>>15395
Just don't
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15402
15406
>>15398
She is blueballed and embarrassed for not having been able to take-out a single foe...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15403
>>15399
im the ballsiest one here
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15404
15405
>>15400
WHAT WAS THE FATE OF THE GARTER

I was the only person even to remember
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15405
15408 15409 15410
>>15404
Unfortunately, Tracy has that stashed in her sekret lair. Good luck negotiating.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15406
15411
>>15402
So... No
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15407
15421
>>15400
Fuck I like that
Eh I'll stick with sapphire
So, I guess Torc assembles staff?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15408
15411
>>15405
Then she better tell me the location of the unicorn
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15409
15421
>>15405
It's going to stay there never used for anything or for any situation
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15410
15421
>>15405
WHY WAS IT GIVEN TO SOMEONE WHO WOULD FORGET ABOUT IT
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15411
>>15406
Shewants it, but she also doesn't
[frustrated pony noises]
>>15408
She already promised her only friend ever that she'd be safe from hoo-mans. And she has every other incentive not to tell you.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15412
15441
Oh shit, g2g
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15413
15414 15421
>>15400
what did i roll and what do i add to it?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15414
>>15413
*do
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15415
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15416
15417 15418 15421
Torc casts spell on Infernius
Now has 3" peener
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15417
woosh-you-have-smol-pener-17108829.png
>>15416
Damn image attachment glitches
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15418
15423
>>15416
infernuis cast spell on torculi.
enjoy your new vagina.
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15419
15420 15421 15425
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15420
98894452.jpg
>>15419
>tfw mod is high on crack and gonna steal your waifu while banning you
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15421
15422 15426
>>15407
"You can assemble your own damn staff, I just do the enchanting."
>>15409
That's actually precisely what Thez had hoped would happen.
>>15410
See above
>>15413
You rolled a 3.
>>15416
See?
>>15419
Nigel first. Not perma, but yeah. I'll take one too, I'm the one who suggested it in the first place.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15422
15424
>>15421
i want to roll again what dice do i roll?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15423
>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15424
15425 15447
>>15422
Sigh
dice 1d6+5 (would be +3 but minotaur racial)
96Ajs
?
No.15425
15427 15442
[1d6+5 = 11]
>>15419
>>15424

Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15426
15432
angry_rainbow_dash_by_scotch208-d4icu7h.png
>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.

>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15427
15428
>>15425
FUCKING HELL
I think something glitched
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15428
15429
>>15427
why dont you roll torc?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15429
15430 15431 15710
>>15428
"I'm fine with being a virgin in this world, it increase my wizard powers"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15430
>>15429
I'm... Not sure that's how that works
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15431
>>15429
me take you to whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15432
15433 15435
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15433
15434 15444
>>15432
Trollestia better be pretty helpful when I speak to her
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15434
15436
>>15433
I'm still waiting on that,... I was all excited hours ago,....
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15435
15437
>>15432
Actually, just give me a good result in a Demand spell
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15436
15438
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....

But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15437
15450
>>15435
THat reminds me, Tracy has the Bowler hat also.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15438
15439
>>15436
Fire when ready
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15439
15440 15445
>>15438
Alright...

Prepare a written sheet of paper for this

Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle

"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15440
>>15439
I mean Trumpaladin has a written sheet on him when entering the stable
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15441
15442 15443
>>15412
back
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15442
15443 15445 15448
>>15425
>>15441
big dick minotuar.
tAR7W
?
No.15443
>>15441
>>15442
This. 11 inches from a roll and mod went crazy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15444
15446
>>15433
She's a troll. What do you expect?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15445
15456
>>15442
"Yay!"
>>15439
T> I've been called that, why do you ask?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15446
>>15444
>What do you expect
More than I'll get out of Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15447
>>15424
Bulls actually have pretty small penis/body ratio
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15448
15449 15452
>>15442
You're still never gonna live down the 3 roll.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15449
>>15448
im fine with that.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15450
15451
>>15437
*equip bowler hat*
*contemplates starting hoers-mafia*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15451
15453 15457
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15452
15455
>>15448
For all purposes, except functional, Infernius has a 3-inch dick.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15453
15454
>>15451
[mafia pony noises]
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15454
>>15453
me cant speak Italian.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15455
>>15452
Unerect, this
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15456
15458
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?

So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15457
15458
>>15451
No. No. No.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15458
15463
>>15456
T> I had nothing to do with it.
>>15457
Sorry dude, pali confirms. The hat has been part of the character for almost a year, and I expected it might come up with your 'demand' agenda, but it didn't. Still, yes the hat protects against mind-control.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15459
15460
P.S. Its not exactly glued in place,....
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15460
15461
718922__safe_artist-colon-the weaver_fluttershy_oc_oc-colon-anon_comic_crutches_dialogue_glue_human_innocent_lie_lying_simple background_sweat_weaver y.png
>>15459
>glue
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15461
15465
>>15460
topkek
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15462
15465 15466
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15463
15464
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15464
15470
>>15463
T> I'm quite certain I could find her. Should I do so, what are your intentions?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15465
15467
>>15462
>>15461
i abduct torculi and take him to the whore house.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15466
15467
>>15462
I'll let that one slide
Wood? Slide? Get it?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15467
15468 15469 15472
>>15466
I really don't
>>15465
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Torcuil isn't intrested in sexing right now
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15468
>>15467
you need the win!
*thumbs up*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15469
15471
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15470
15473 15476
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."

Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia

"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?

Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15471
>>15469
he needs this.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15472
15474
1506137794024-0.png
>>15467
>tfw stress has killed all appetite and sexual desire
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15473
15476 15477 15479
>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15474
15478
>>15472
Good. I owe it to Thez not to burn down the pace.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15475
>afk 3 min
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15476
15485
closing in.png
>>15470
>>15473
[unintelligible pony noises]
"Pffffffft!"
>hoers-speech for:
'She's fine; let her be. Don't you dare backstab my friend, you white cunt.'
*makes face only a herbivore with eyes on the sides of its face could understand*
'got it?'
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15477
15488
>>15473
He gets up

"You know her well? What do you know about her?"

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15478
>>15474
I meant IRL...
tAR7W
?
No.15479
15485 15488
[1d20 = 8]
>>15473
Can I do a motive check on Trollestia? Roll
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15480
15481 15482
>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS

Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15481
15483
>>15480
how can you do that when i abducted you?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15482
15483
>>15480
I prefer to leave the spells to Torculi: he's the wizard after all.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15483
>>15482
>>15481
>reeee's hard enough to be heard on the moon
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15484
15485 15486
de4.gif
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
tAR7W
?
No.15485
15487 15489
>>15476
>Back stab
She's being held captive by a psycho murderer in the woods away from all others, where she has no shelter, only grass for food, no contact with civilization, she is vulnerable to wolves and who knows what else

>>15484
Answer these!
>>15479 >>15477

\r
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15486
>>15484
Top
Fucking
Kek

I bet pizza was worth it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15487
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15488
>>15477
T> I don't, we've never met in actuality. What I know of her is simply cuz I'm essentially a cop-out for the GM to be able to explain things, suggest things, and otherwise help the flow of the thread.
>>15479
He has +18 on sense motive yes?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15489
15490
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15490
15491 15492 15493 15495
>>15489
Fuck you that wasn't even communicated
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15491
>>15490
My bad, stricken. That is, if the PW was right

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15492
15493
Spoilered
>>15490
>trolled
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15493
15494
>>15492
kek
>>15490
I told you she was a cunt.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15494
15499
>>15493
But shes Torc's cunt
And thats what matters
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15495
15497 15499 15516
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15496
*she's = Slovenia
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15497
15498
>>15495
*murderous look*
>"Pff~ffffffftt!"
'Shut your fucking mouth, cunt! Nobody needs to know.'
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15498
15501 15503
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15499
15500
>>15494
>>15495
hey gm have i got torc to the whore house yet?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15500
15502
>>15499
No, Torc is testing his staff
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15501
15503 15504
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
96Ajs
?
No.15502
15504 15505
[1d20 = 20]
>>15500
grapple
You can test it on the way.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15503
15515
>>15501
>>15498
Also, is she speaking telepathically, or out loud?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15504
15506 15507 15508 15511
>>15502
>20
Oh SO stolen, Inf has almost a 40 str
>>15501
Of course she does, and she can emathically commune with all non-evil creatures.

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15505
iK60ZcW_d.jpg
>>15502
>>15502
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15506
15510
>>15504
Then wtf can't she take a hint and shut up about the unicorn? Fucking inconsiderate cunt.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15507
>>15504
off to the whore house.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15508
>>15504
>commune with all non-evil creatures.
Oh wait...
Ym655
?
No.15509
15510
[1d20 = 13]
Roll for Torc to teleport away
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15510
15512 15513
>>15506
>totally not getting whats going on
T> Would YOU like a banana?
>>15509
You can't really cast a spell while you're being carted along. You're welcome to roll a grapple check against Infernius' strength,....
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15511
15515
>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15512
15514
>>15510
What do you think I am, Retarded?
Torc begs infernius to stop, using all his charisma
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15513
15515
>>15510
[carnivorous pony noises]

"Oh, look at that green light coming from the football field!"