Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>16123The most painful one you can imagine.
>>16123he clearly was referring to a stabbing action.
>>16122He'll bite you with your luck
>>16122Thp thp thp
(sounds of snek sniffing u with tongue)
It will comply with any directions you give it that it comprehends.
>>16126Ah, not magic snek. Okay.
Torc picks up Mr. Snek and places him around his arm
>>16126So... since I'm single now (I mean, more so), and since Trollestia is also technically still single...
\r
>>16127Not currently (aside from the whole, transforming from a magical staff and becoming a biological snake,...), but you seem to lack a familiar,....
>>16130I also like to live dangerously.
>>16130I know what you meant, it was a weak troll
>>16131Yeah, I was gonna ask about that
>>16134>Trollestia will want a Troll-offSo that's her game. I can handle that
\r
>>16132Kek, nice
>>16133Listed as Giant Constrictor which means,... its huge. 11 hit dice. No mention of length, but huge means probably at least 15' long.
I get one lvl II Blackguard spell a day, right?
>>16142With those arms, why not?
>>16143Sadly that is pretty much a legitimate argument
>>16137I can accept this
Probally can't put it on Torc's arm.
>>16141Have fun with that
>>16139What does one do to aquire a framilier?
Animal suggestions?
>>16140>>16147You should grapple it, squeeze the venom out of it, and make a lasso, like Pecos Bill.
>>16148This if he gets anything other than a pepe we take his robe.
>>16149Its a constrictor
>non-venomous>>16145As far as I can tell (and I HAVE looked) u just have to pick one.
Arm, no. You could pull some crazy snake wrapped around both shoulders shit tho.
>>16140You want to wrestle with Torcuil's snake?
"You cad." ^_~
>>16149I could use some new pants.
>>16152"Don't look at me, I gave up all
most of my good shit last time."
>>16152It's a damned good thing I invested in a new clothing manufactory in Port Barry
>>16149Bruh thats my fucking STAFF
>>16151As a result of some serious sole searching and hard desicions i have decided Torc's framilier will be a
Toad
Nah, I'm to tired to think but I can decide on frogSnake sholder thing sounds good. Mr. Snek could be a good torcher weapon
Thez insists I mention she has a new 'outfit'. It's basically Harley Quinn's outfit from the old Batman animated series, except with Bloodstones and Obsidians.
>>16157https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v-WZ7xHEu3A"Heard you where talking some shit"
>>16162Well Snek, I guess it's steak for dinner
>>16158Change of plans, thats a good ass point
Like i said, to tired to think
>>16164He could have had better steak though if he had gone to the Trump Grill
Snek has a 25 str (+7 bonus) and Inf has a 38 (+14). 7+15 > 3+14. Snek wins.
>>16167You lost already. Now you should be rolling to
escape.
[1d20 = 18]>>16166Mr. Snek prefers medium rare, without ketchup
>>16167>sigh "Come here snek"
>turns back into staff>cast blindness on Infernius
Snek wins, and then returns to Torcuil
>>16172>>16167Kek
>>16170>Undercooked steak>No proper condimentsWe can work with that. The Angus is the best flavored.
>>16170I forgot about blindness, but thats a lvl 2/3 spell so no worries.
>>16173GM, if I curse Tracy does it have to be activated by some thing she does or could it just act instantly?
>>16176I bestow curse on torc i target his int.
>>16177Hey great minds think alike.
[1d20 = 17]>>16181Curse is a will save, which IIRC Tracy only has a +4 on,...
>>16181Alas, Tracy avoids being made canadian
>>16187I'm checking, but I think DC is based on caster level
>>16186I'll get her next time
>>16189Um... Is that a 15 for 15 Paladin levels?
No, that's wrong. DC is spell level (3 in this case) + 10 (?) + relevant attribute (Wis in this case) +2. Yeah, she still saves.
>>16191I'll allow it
>>16195Kek
Does that mean infernius loses 6 points?
>>16195Reeeeeeee! She better watch out though.
So the caster just casts with no roll and the only roll is the saving throw?
>>16200Huh? Where's the necromancy
Also, GM. Where is my resurrected Bolshevik killing Trump defending Lawyer?
>>16201I get to brand him remember?
>>16201Didn't you just try Bestow Curse?
>>16203Mark of Justice, which is Bestow Curse but with a trigger, is a standard Paladin Spell.
>>16202You want to brand Roy Cohn when we bring him back?
>>16196Counter-spelling is complicated, but simple. If both players have the option to act and do so in a timely manner, then the latter negates the former. Torcuil has plenty of spells to counter with (dispel magic most notably) so its not a problem.
>>16197Its not a reflective effect
>>16198Thats what the rules say. The idea is that it takes a certain 'oomph' to cast the spell, and the saving throw is to determine if there is - on the spot - enough ooomph to defeat it.
>>16204Oh, that was Mark of Justice? I thought it was bestow curse! One second
>>16204Yea he gets the face brand
Awww, MoJ is a lvl 4 pali spell, so still no. Tracy is still a burger.
>>16205Bestow Curse works fine because it's immediate
>>16207Wait. I cast Mark of Justice on Tracy Yesterday. That one is activated by Kikery (not triggered yet). Can you roll for it?
This is going to sound retarded, but can you eat monsters you summon?
>>16209Uhhhh, sauce?
>>16208To your credit, I have noticed an absence of wall/reflect spells, and I'm not adverse to developing an OC spell, but currently no.
>>16213Yes, but no. Yes, you could theoretically, but upon the creatures death it essentially evaporates.
>>16216I'm still bound by
>>11111 → to use it to give everybody autism, when I have the levels...
>inb4 Trump cast
Yes, and I neglected to notice that when he cast it.
>>16214Fine
I'm retiring for the night, so torc will deal with this "contagion" shit tomorrow
Hey Trump's faggot, i would be totally pissed if you gave me the Scottish flag while I wasn't paying attention. Totally would troll me
>>16219Huh?
>>16220You're not contagioned, dont worry
>>16206What would you brand on his face? Also why
>>16214I found it
>>15184 →. It's actually on Tracy's faggot and not on Tracy
>>16209You have to draw a mark for that first, what did you draw?
>>16220>wanting to die in your sleep from Slimey Doom
>>16222With trips even. I'm gonna have to think on that.
>>16226>>16225thats whats going on your lawyers forehead.
>>16228Speaking in tongues! Kill it with fire!
Kidding aside, I gotta go. I'll catch you all later.
NORWAY!
If you read this, I'm looking forward to making space for 'dorable filly who the party will have to go to lengths to avoid getting squished (Godzilla is kinda next-door).
>>16230we cant just have jews walking around unmarked..
>>16231I'll make a sling or some way of carrying her
>>16232There is no way you read the wiki to find that Roy Cohn is Jewish
>>16231ill de-nut that terrasque before it hurts my little filly.
>>16233we had this same conversation last time you brought it up.
>>16234>your filly>>16235But there is no way you actually knew that he was Jewish
>>16236I'll slay you first nigger
>>16239She's mine though. Ponies like me
>>16240ive seen what you do with horses!
>>16241I give them the love and affection that helps them thrive
>not respecting filly's individuality and giving her space
"I'll beat the piss outta all of you!" shaking fist, glowing eyes pose
>>16243me want like it but if you hit me first me will defend myself thez.
>>16242Adolfa no need your "love".
>>16243I'm not really at liberty to say why, but it's okay
>>16244Woah...
>>16246Reeee! That's not her name
>>16248Yeah, I know. I'm deciding how much sleep I'm willing to forego for this. I have to recalculate a whole bunch of tables since Thez doesn't have her swag.
>>16243That's what I said earlier.
>>16248dont you woah me you tried to cuts tracys legs off.
>>16251The psycho bitch kicked me! With large horse legs!
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone."
Thez wins.
Everyone wakes up outside the entertron.
"Let this be a lesson." Thez walks off, lashing her tail aggressively.
>>16260Reeeeeeeeeeee. First of, she's a pony. Obviously there will be claims. Second, I know the person from a discord.
*flattens ears against head and shivers*
[1d20 = 2]>>16263grapples and covers mouth
>>16264>>16263>>16262NOT FOR SEXUAL GODDAMN IT
>>16270Nevermind.. it's too late...
*curls into ball*
>>16275Calm down Inferius, she's already mine
*phases through ground and flies away as far as she can at 90 ft flight speed*
>>16277You're going to need multiple full rounds to do all that
>>16277Is that supposed to be PTSD from being raped as a filly?
>tfw when she'd never tell you anything
>>16281Did you link that post right?
>>16277Tracy, in full flight,... runs up on Thez, standing in air.
"What's your hurry? Its not like I'm gonna LEAVE anyone dead,...."
>>16285The glimmer thing was cuz Infernius challenged Thez. While contemplating the challenge, it occurred to her that she could 'settle' it with a phrase, and so she did. It wasn't personal.
"It was business.
>>16289She can keep us out of it
>>16290You were in range, it wasn't personal.
"Oh FINE, I won't say it unnecessarily."
>>16293"Awww, diddums think it was a fair fight?"
>>16295i didnt do anything wrong,you threatend me.
>>16291>>16294"Maybe if you apologize for being such a bitch, Tracy"
>>16297>Paladin posting Blasphemy[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing nerd noises]
>>16296Were threatened cuz trying to possess new filly friend. Everything else was hubris.
>>16299me just want an apprentice.
>>16301>ApprenticeWait till you're epic class first
You should focus on expanding your currently nonexistent religion.
>>16302This.
Besides, she's mine anyways
>>16301"Then start by allowing filly friend to actually
enter the Game and maybe
interact/participate before trying to lay claim or indoctrinate,... or name. ^_^
>>16303be nice let adolfa decide.
>>16305"Don't open up that wound"
>>16307THAT'S NOT HER NAME
>>16304you dont like name me pick?
>>16314"This! You should NEVER have failed in your attempts! WTF is "attempted >rape" anyhow?"
I did say she was a rapist.
[1d20 = 5]>>16313"...aGFGFGFffhfghfgf sorry..!"
>>16314*throws kunai*
>>16315[humiliated pony noises]
>>16317"Ah ah. Are you sorry you failed or that you betrayed my trust and kindness?"
>>16319>trust".. W-well, you see, I mean..!"
[1d20 = 15]>>16317catches kunai and throws back
>>16320"There's no shame in failing miserably when taking on a
mod Paladin armored with magic shield, plate armor and chain mail, and armed with mighty
ban hammer magic sword. If anything it makes you wonder why you though that was a wise decision in the first place"
>>16321"Tracy, I was trying to be nice to you. To give you a chance. To be intimate with you. And then you do... what you did"