Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>16507
I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.
I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.
>>16507
Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep
>>16509
>wild
She's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society
>>16510
I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating
Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep
>>16509
>wild
She's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society
>>16510
I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating
>>16511
>keeping her
She's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.
>keeping her
She's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.
>>16513
>free her
It isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.
>free her
It isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.
>>16514
Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods
Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods
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>>16518
Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519
Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.
Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519
Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.
>>16521
I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally
I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally
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>>16530
... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.
... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.
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>>16532
Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply
Mike Pence:
Deity of marraige, fertility and childbirth, electricity
>bred is lagging to hard to reply
>>16547
Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it
Well, I guess that's not a god I'll be needing. Unless we can get some damn lighting
>this thread has 1200+ replies and we never had a session in it
>>16547
>Deity
I think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.
>Deity
I think he'd rather be saint, or some other historic figure who helped save the world from the forces of faggotry.
>>16551
My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"
I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast
My pettiness will be sated as soon as I hear a "it won't happen again"
I think I'll ask the devs to upload one with a lighter blue for more contrast
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Just settling in, it'll take me a moment to read all that shit you faggots wrote. Xp
>>16555
Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you
Our marvelous Dev Team has already uploaded a better version of the flag, but I have something different for you
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>>16563
"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."
But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now
"For long, I was known as the thiever of waifus. Then you came to oppose me. Well, in a way you succeeded. You stole my heart, and then you stole my flag..."
But we really do have a better EU flag uploaded now
>>16397
Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408
Welcome ^_^
>>16410
I'll come back to this one
>>16444
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462
I'll come back to this one too
>>16470
Definitely this
>>16481
Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522
He can still be fixed,....
>>16526
>didn't ask
What part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545
Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh
Yes, I'll get to that after this post.
>>16408
Welcome ^_^
>>16410
I'll come back to this one
>>16444
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" ^_^
>>16462
I'll come back to this one too
>>16470
Definitely this
>>16481
Hey
Holy fuck, did Taylor Swift seriously say all that? I have newfound respect.
Wait, Tracy's got the flag now? I'm so confused.
>>16522
He can still be fixed,....
>>16526
>didn't ask
What part of rape are you not getting?
>>16545
Not just pagan, but Norse, Egyptian,... plenty of others that haven't been mentioned yet.
sigh
K. No, it is not as gay as Sour Kraut says. The only character who tried to be at all gay was blown into tiny pieces for it. No explicit faggotry will be allowed. HAVING SAID, characters - mine included - are played authentically, and there will be both sex and rape.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569
"Don't tell him yet."
You'll meet her soon enough.
Tl:dr Nothing literally gay, but being comfortable with your sexuality while shitposting is strongly advised, especially if Taylor Swift is joining the party. Just saying.
If Taylor wants to play guitar and kill shit, a multiclass Bard is probably your best bet.
>>16569
"Don't tell him yet."
You'll meet her soon enough.
>>16572
Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.
Sounds good. Are you playing "As" Taylor Swift, or "inspired by" Taylor Swift? In this world, everyone died before coming here. You could call it an afterlife of sorts, but not in the conventional sense.
>>16574
>Doesn't like the custom flag he already has
Yes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?
>Doesn't like the custom flag he already has
Yes. Dev is awake so we can actually do it tonight. Which shade of blue do you want?
More back-questions
>>16528
More than can be counted
>>16477
Definitely not
>>16436
Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416
>>16417
I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp
>>16528
More than can be counted
>>16477
Definitely not
>>16436
Yes, I'll give you a more complete rundown on that in a minute
>>16416
>>16417
I did not shoot it down. Well, I shot down the bolt casters and power armor, and I stipulated that you'll need to get to space to legitimize, but I left the door open on that.
There's actually a section in the Dungeon Master's Guide that pertains to futuristic weapons Xp
>>16575
Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.
Hmmmm. You want to play an Aasimar (Plane-touched, for those who just spent 15 minutes trying to find the damn things), and then go Blackguard? Thats a bit,... odd. Teifling would make more sense.
>>16578
It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something
It kind of is. You have to summon an outsider to be a blackguard, but an Aasimar already is an outsider or something
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>>16574
Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.
Oy vey, Son of the Scots. Leave the UK and rejoin the EU. We will give you the power to avenge your tribesmen.
>>16578
>Tiefling
Nah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood. Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.
Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.
>Tiefling
Nah, Taylor Swift is more of a demigod type. Better to portray her as a Fierce and vengeful diety, despite her Celestial blood. Also, Aasimar Blackguard is the character I would've played, desu: edgy and ironic, but makes for a great nordic antihero.
Besides, Tiefling OCs don't really match her looks. The thing about Aasimars is that they all look like exceptionally beautiful hoo-mans.
>>16583
>>16584
Who is she vengeful against though?
Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html
>>16584
Who is she vengeful against though?
Also I really can't help but think about this video
https://cheekyvideos.net/murdoch/Meme%20Magic.html
>>16581
I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.
I'm not saying no, I'm just being sure of your intention/meaning. As for the blackguard "outsider" requirement, you can readily ignore that. My character is an outsider.
So the way it works so far is during the week we bant, shitpost, develop characters, and do more mundane interactions (building shit, gathering info, general "in town" or w/e type stuff) and then expressly on Sat, and lately on Fri and Sun, its game on. Game on is where all the fighting takes place, as well as (occasionally) date night and therapy sessions. Not kidding on that one.
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).
So far, NPCs have been entirely me-driven, but as the party expands I'm not opposed to players taking the wheel on NPC interactions, though I reserve veto especially wrt character knowledge and information (a player can't have a character say or do something that relates to something they aren't aware of).
>>16590
How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her
How long until I can talk to Slovenia? You better have a pretty deep character developed for her
For reference, the characters ARE aware that they are being controlled by faggots behind keyboards and mobile phones (though they don't know what keyboards and mobile phones are,... Trump might but just him,... Taylor would be too I guess) and those faggots are literally referred to as "whoever's faggot".
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>>16592
I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.
I don't know if it will meet your expectations, but yes I have a character personality in mind.
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