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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1074 replies and 128 files omitted.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15714
15715 15718
>>15701
This.
Leave a spot for Thez, alright?
>>15713
I thought Stonewall was the guy next to him...
Let me sort out my folder.
>embarrassed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15715
15721
>>15714
The whorehouse. Let the record show, the whorehouse is unsacred. Most unsacred. Degenerate even.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15716
15721
>>15709
Shit
>>15710
Oh, fuck off

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15717
15718 15719 15721
>>15709
hey gm can i go to the center of town and make a monement of hitler cutting off one of the heads of a gerorge soros hydra?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15718
>>15714
No, I could swear Stonewall is next to Lee in the Baltimore monument.
>>15717
>Didn't already do it
Don't forget to mark it as sacred.
>inb4, Soros sends antifa army to destroy it, but we build it back bigger and better
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15719
15720 15724
>>15717
>can't stop laughing
Go for it! Hitler is nao cutting off one of Soros' hydra heads,... cuz we all know he's a hydra
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15720
15724 15730
>>15719
There should be other globalists as its heads, Rockefeller already being cut off.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15721
15722 15724 15725 15730
304164__safe_artist-colon-dawnmistpony_rainbow dash_cute_filly_my little dashie_scrunchy face_toy.png
>>15717
Fountain in the central plaza

>>15715
So we can purge it

>>15716
It's okay, I tried and failed to woo Trollestia, and holy hell this unicorn has been and will continue to be difficult
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15722
15724
>>15721
I did not mean to post that picture
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15723
15726 15727 15730 15732
GM, how's the date going?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15724
15728
>>15720
>>15719
this
>>15721
>>15722
its adorable
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15725
15732
>>15721
Don't purge Thez's hang-out.
You have your grill, she has her whorehouse.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15726
>>15723
i also wish to know.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15727
>>15723
Say something: make her laugh.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15728
15729 15730
>>15724
oh and joseph stalin is a head too
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15729
15731
>>15728
Draw/shoop it for maximum holiness.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15730
15744
>>15720
Okay, rockefeller head on the ground
>>15721
>purge
At your peril
>>15723
Its going marvelously. Both of you have eaten, though nothing has been said. Awkwardly.
T> So what inspires a wildish Scotsman to take a unicorn on a 'date'?
>>15728
added
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15731
>>15729
on it.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15732
15733 15736 15738
>>15723
If Tourcil is actually getting a date, should I take Tracy on a date? would she accept?

I actually have not done that. There was that time when I was trying and failed to seduce Korak where she tagged along, but not a proper date

>>15725
I respect the sacrifices she made for the city, but she has her way of doing things, and I have mine. Replace the brothel with a Courthouse
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15733
15734 15737 15740
>>15732
Your going to really regret doing that if your serious.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15734
15735 15737
>>15733
the brothel, that is
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15735
15737
>>15734
Kek, you had to clarify
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15736
15740
>>15732
Sure, take her out, she'd love it, but the giant monster and obnoxious freak don't make for the best atmosphere on your part (she's slept through worse).
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15737
15739 15740
>>15733
Seriously this
>>15734
>>15735
kek
All this to-do about a whorehouse, while a crazy mutant gigantor dog strolls about the Football field,...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15738
15740 15741
>>15732
i will give you super cancer in your asshole if you touch that building.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Contagion
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15739
15740
>>15737
Isn't the football field supposed to be sacred?
Sounds like a duty for a Paladin.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15740
>>15733
We don't have to burn it. We can just demolish it

>>15736
>>15737
Probably should do something about that

>>15738
Oh come on! I pulled a knife out of your asshole

>>15739
I hate to say this, but yes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15741
15743 15749
>>15738
>Forgetting Paladin is immune to disease
Use Mark of Justice to screw him over if he bulldozes the brothel.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15743
>>15741
fug..
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15744
15745 15746 15747 15749 15751
>>15730
"You saved my life, besides..."
Torc realizes this is the first meaningful relationship he's had in years
"I love you"
Hopefully your guys' autisim detectors are off, or you might get an overload warning
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15745
15748 15749
>>15744
waaaay too soon
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15746
15748 15749
>>15744
>Copious amounts of high-pressure sketties erupt from Torc's pockets, but magically land on the couple's plates
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15747
15748 15749
>>15744
>droping the l word on the first date
bad move
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15748
15758
>>15745
>>15746
>>15747
>he's been living in a cave for years with no outside interaction, what do you expect
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15749
15750 15754
>>15741
No no, let him do his thing. I promise it won't ever come around and bite him in the ass. I'm sure of it. ^_^
"WHAT... ARE... YOU"
Shush now, I got this.
>>15744
>love
Whoa,... whoa,... whoa. Really? Gah!
>>15745
This
>>15746
This
>>15747
And this
Im belaying T's response for the moment.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15750
15752 15753
>>15749
can i go to ben really quick?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15751
15754
>>15744
So... many... responses...
>GM has aneurism
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15752
15753
>>15750
Yes, please please go to Ben
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15753
15755 15760
>>15752
>>15750
Follow, just for the sake of bullying Ponimaru.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15754
15757 15765
>>15749
>>15751
Guys, Torc didn't talk to anyone for years, was in a cave, and studied memes for the love of god!
Do you expect him to handle a date well?

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15755
15756
>>15753
"Um... Tracy. Do you want to..."
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15756
15761
>>15755
"Where?"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15757
>>15754
true.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15758
15759 15767
>>15748
T> O_O That was highly unexpected. You must realize that confessions and revelations of such sort tend to make the situation awkward?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15759
15767
>>15758
Better learn spaghetti-bending, Torc...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15760
15762
>>15753
Ponimaru spends most of his time in the stable, practicing stealth. You didn't notice cuz he's gotten alot better.

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15761
15763 15766
>>15756
"The best Taco Bowls are made at Trump Grill. But I'm going to have to recommend the Angus steak. Or perhaps you'd prefer the bob veil. The calves are kept in an extra-inhumane condition, and their suffering really pays off in the tender flavor"

Legit has no idea what Tracy likes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15762
15765
>>15760
>now I know about it
How many ranks?
>was going to use Handle Animal to force him to gain ranks in it anyway
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15763
15764 15766
>>15761
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15764
screenshot_2015_12_11_at_9_20_53_am___edited_by_pinkiepiethefirst-d9jr3xa.png
>>15763
"Um... Sorry. I was trying to impress Tracy... Get her to be less mean to me..."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15765
15769
>>15762
Undetermined yet, but he's lvl 5 nao and training to be a ninja pone.
>>15754
Troll thinks for a moment. "Waiter, I'm going to need a drink. The green stuff." Turns back to Torcuil.
"What's your game?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15766
15768 15771
>>15761
>Asking Element of Unoriginality what she likes
Tracy has no class or sense of taste anyway, so she's just happy with whatever you want to go with, so long as she feels you're excited and being genuine but she likes steak
"Steak sounds wonderful!"
>>15763
[hungry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15767
15770 15777
>>15759
Way ahead of you
>>15758
Torc glows red enough to cause a severe fire concern
He then wonders how much stabbing himself in the leg would hurt compared to this
T>"I... I guess I don't have a game. Its nothing, I'm sorry. If you want, you can go ahead and leave."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15768
15772
>>15766
Goes to the Trump Grill with Tracy

"You're gonna love all of the fine crafted marble, the spacious interior"

Looks directly at her

"Would you like to see the cutlery?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15769
15778
>>15765
Next chance she gets, Tracy will subject him to days of torturous dress-up play to make him gain 4 ranks in Disguise.
Then she'll use a Handle Animal skill finish training him enough to prestige class as Assassin
(she has enough ranks to train him to kill on command with a good check, right? That should be enough to take one level in the class)
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15770
15773 15775
>>15767
*leaves*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15771
15774
>>15766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd8bQYD5I5I
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15772
15778
>>15768
>cutlery
*wing-ding eyes*
[excited pony noises]
"I would love to!"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15773
>>15770
The spagetti is physically paining me, but it's to in character to stop
jX/y2
?
No.15774
15776
[1d20 = 17]
>>15771
*vanishes into thin air*
*Another poisoned sneak-attack in the butt before disappearing again*
*vanishes again*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15775
>>15770
*follows*
96Ajs
?
No.15776
15779
[1d20 = 19]
>>15774
grapples the split second your in the air
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15777
15781
>>15767
T> Leave? Is that what you're expecting? Or perhaps, is that what you're aiming at? Oh no!"
The waiter drops a drink that's purple, instead of green.
"I'm sorry,... miss,... we had this crazy bitch who drank all of our green shit."
T> Its fine. <drinks it all in one swig> NAO.
Both hooves stomp on the table.
T> For you to say you love me, indicates that you're experiencing a number of neuro-peptides, which cause you to extatically perceive the world in a particular manner. Your statement suggests a relative saturation, which is charming except for your portrayal.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15778
15780
>>15772
goes to restaurant and shows her knives, bragging about the quality the whole time

>>15769
Trumpaladin has such an obscene number of ranks in sense motive that he can tell what Tracy is thinking after a couple minutes

Looks excited with an almost evil grimace on his face at Tracy

"If you're looking to Train a horse army, I can have horses imported from far away, any kind you want"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15779
15783
>>15776
>grappling a ghost
>not even casting a spell to keep her from jumping planes
lol
*disappears in butthurt fingers with a wink*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15780
15782
>>15778
She didn't tell you about that, so I'll ignore that. She doesn't even know it herself yet. This is just bullying Ponimaru for the sake of bullying.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15781
15787
>>15777
Torc>Pretty sure all my "neuro-peptides" are dead with how stupid I am tonight
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15782
15783
>>15780
18 ranks in Sense Motive
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15783
15784 15786
Love conquers all.png
>>15779
>mfw 20th caster level Etherealness at will
[smug ghost-pony noises]
>>15782
And you sense her thinking about forcing Ponimaru into hilarious outfits like a birthday party animal, for no other reason than that she wants to
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15784
15785
>>15783
"So you like dressing animals?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15785
15788 15793
>>15784
"Not really. It's fun to mess with him."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15786
15790 15793
>>15783
>She doesn't want to form an army of ninja horses with him
*Sad Megalomaniac noises*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15787
15789 15790 15792
>>15781
T> Quiet! So, you didn't have a plan after all. You're just going deat-of-your-kilt then. Bad idea. Let me just tell you this, it doesn't matter what you're feeling. Feelings are good, but acting on them - and ESPECIALLY - describing them, are going to get you nowhere. WAITER!"
Another drink is promptly dropped on the table, which is almost immediately drank.
T> You're supposed to try and incite the 'girl' to a state of extatic perception where SHE feels like you describe. You're supposed to,... oh hell. WAITER! Close the restaurant!
"Um, but miss,..."
T> CLOSE IT
>rape

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15788
15791 15793
>>15785
"Didn't you like stsb him before or something? Do something humiliating with his hide?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15789
15805
>>15787
Did he just get a horn up his ass?
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15790
15791 15805
1538723__safe_screencap_fluttershy_a health of information_spoiler-colon-s07e20_carousel (tv channel)_cropped_pony_swamp fever.png
>>15786
>>15787
tfw im the only party member not on a date.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15791
15795
>>15788
>He has no way of knowing that
"...I just like to bully weebs."
>>15790
I really want to go on a mission to the lower planes.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15792
15794
>>15787
What the hell just happened?
Actually, I don't want to know.
Fuck this for now, I'm going to bed
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15793
15803
>>15788
Not just stab, she gutted him from head to toe.
>>15786
There's already a (small) army, but he's (Ponimaru) the only hoers.
>>15785
It is

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15794
15796 15803
>>15792
Fuck this is what just happened. I could explain it technically, but for now Torcuil is getting violently humped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15795
>>15791
I thought it was talked about? I know you admitted to killing the horses, But I was just hoping just how embarrassing Ponimaru's initial death was was spread around so he could be made fun of

"They are indeed fun to bully"

"Want to tell me about yourself?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15796
15797 15798 15802
>>15794
Oh...
Oh god
This isn't what I had predicted at all
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15797
15800
>>15796
It makes a certain degree of sense, given Troll's personality and 'status' in the hoers world.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15798
>>15796
He's not a virgin anymore at least,....
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15799
Though he wasn't the dom Xp
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15800
15801
>>15797
so is he the girl?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15801
>>15800
Lets just say she was leading the dance.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15802
15804
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>15796
I thought I would piss her off that much but I'm really surprised you did it
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15803
15805
>>15793
She slashed him straight from shoulder to seem (was immitating samurai-kill, but didn't expect perfect roll)
>>15794
I see why she was suspicious of alcohol

...God dammit! I wanted them to have a "normal" date, but I can't let another equine out>rape Tracy..!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15804
>>15802
She's initiating tonight. Be prepared.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15805
15807 15808 15810
>>15803
Better step up your game. I didn't plan that, but it made sense given the context and all
>>15790
"Don't worry I'nis, its only a matter of time" tail whaps the ground
>>15789
No, that's just for rowdy paladins.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15806
15810
"Tracy, do don't want to tell me about yourself, or your day? Pony Things?"

*Sad Flashy noises*
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15807
>>15805
[lonely minotuar noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15808
>>15805
A horn up the ass sounds a lot more pleasant than whatever happened to Tourcil
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15809
15814
I'm goign to sleep, I'll deal with the horny ass unicorn in the morning
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15810
15811 15812 15814 15824
Untitled.jpg
>>15805
Sorry, Trump's faggot. No character development tonight: I'd be doing her character a great injustice if I allowed her to be out>raped.
>>15806
"Well, that sounds really great, but I'm not the best at explaining things like this.."
*pretends to down a pitcher of alcohol, but doesn't actually drink it because she doesn't want to hurt her baby*
[pseudo-tipsy hoers noises]
".. ~Why don't I show you..?"
*Gets up and assumes hybrid shape*
"My way."
>looming shadow of horny hoers
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15811
>>15810
>hybrid shape = light warhoers

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15812
15813 15814
>>15810
MOUNT WARHORSE
jX/y2
?
No.15813
15815 15816
[1d20 = 13]
>>15812
>no ride check
*grapple the man and drag him into the shadows*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15814
15822
>>15809
Oh, you'll deal with the horny unicorn all night long. Couldn't resist.
>>15810
>>15812
And now I get why Germanon called this the gay bath-house
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15815
15817
1335324.png
>>15813
Magic boots to NPC ally
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15816
>>15813
You forgot Nicholas Cages's greatest weakness

As a free action, call,
THE BEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk
jX/y2
?
No.15817
15818 15819
[2d20 = 16]
>>15815
>implying you have allies
First, intimidate check on any suicidal faggot who dare to interfere
Then, improved Bull Rush to push him against the wall and kiss forcefully
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15818
>>15817
Awww shart...!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15819
15820
>>15817
And, she trips over herself

Trumpaladin goes home, realizing why he didn't want to marry her in the first place
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15820
>>15819
>implying you can escape
Track him home, lurking.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15821
15823 15828
"That's not how you woo a man, Tracy"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15822
15823
>>15814
Combat ERP is that ga- oh who am I fucking kidding...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15823
15825
I'm SO glad I decided Kefka fell asleep for all this.
>>15822
Yes, no
>>15821
>rape (just a suggestion)

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15824
15828
>>15810
"I am really disappointed in you Tracy. And your faggot too"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15825
15827 15828
>>15823
Can we have one horse, just one, who isn't psycho?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15827
>>15825
Mayb...
>>15826
And there you just killed it.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15828
15829 15830
1508872911511.png
>>15821
>we'd be over by now if you'd just grabbed her by the pussy earlier
[confused hoers noises emanate from every direction as you walk home]
>>15824
How would you play a >rape-proned character?
>>15825
NO!!!
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15829
>>15828
>NO
This, the non-psycho hoerses are the domestic ones.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15830
15831 15832
>>15828
Is she amenable to being violently raped herself?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15831
15833
>>15830
O.O I'm not sure you're up to the level of >rape that could subdue Tracy,... I'll leave that to her faggot
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15832
15833
>>15830
You have to be REALLY violent, desu, but that wouldn't be very Paladin-like and it could hurt the baby...
Better to go to bed and wait until she inevitably teleports into your room, and then just endure.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15833
15834
>>15831
I feel like she'd say "you just ruined it by asking first. How the fuck is it rape if you ask first"

>>15832
Don't worry, I won't target the womb area when I beat the ever living fuck out of you, and then fuck it back in
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15834
15835 15837
>>15833
Where is your character?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15835
15840
>>15834
Probably going back home
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15836
15838 15839
>Its fine
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15837
15840
>>15834
If yours ran full charge at a wall, and then rolled a 1, she's probably in a hospital
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15838
1283725__safe_artist-colon-henyoki_oc_oc-colon-brownie bun_oc only_eye reflection_faic_fire_property damage_solo_this is fine_uncanny valley.png
>>15836
pic
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15839
15842
>>15836
>MEANWHILE AT THE JEWler SHOP
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15840
15841
>>15837
She could just phase through the wall.
>>15835
In bed?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15841
15843
>>15840
Not if she were intending to plant a kiss. She rolled a 1

>>15840
Sitting and thinking about how disappointed he is in Tracy. It's like she wants to stay single forever.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15842
15848
>>15839
"Hey there and welcome to NOT what is going on elsewhere in thread! Can I interest you in blah de blah blah, just to further divert attention from blah blah. Can I interest you in blah? If not we have a lovely selection of blah. Please peruse the blah to your heart's content. Blah blah, praise Football"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15843
15844
>>15841
Bull Rush is a maneuver to push a target 5 feet; that means she would've had 5 feet to save herself.
>>15841
If your character isn't about to go to bed, I'm going to do other things.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15844
15845 15847
>>15843
I'm guessing none of those things involve being an attractive potential waifu
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15845
15847
>>15844
It matters what your kink is.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15846
Gosh... Chikun was kind of right...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15847
15849 15850
>>15844
"I'm disappointed in you Tracy"

>>15845
Unless you want to get punched repeatedly, chocked by your dog collar, and maybe strung up by it, well, I'm not sure I have anything to offer you
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15848
15854
>>15842
infernuis wish to comminsion a piece.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15849
15852
>>15847
And if she does?
sorry, too easy
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15850
15851 15852
>>15847
Unf.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15851
15855
>>15850
The amulet will ensure that her fetus gets all the oxygen it needs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15852
15853
>>15849
>>15850
I can also try to drown her I guess
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15853
15858
>>15852
>amulet works under water
Unf.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15854
15856
>>15848
"I'll be happy to oblige. What did you have in mind? Are we talking a piece to be enchanted, or perhaps some bling for style and aesthetics?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15855
15858
>>15851
I'm sorry, but if you want a realistic experience, you're going to have to take it off. Where is the thrill otherwise? Don't worry, the child can go longer without blood than you can
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15856
15857 15861
Milllion_Dollar_Championship.jpg
>>15854
"me actually bring drawing with me here you go"
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15857
>>15856
but instead of dollar signs they are swastikas
jX/y2
?
No.15858
15859 15860
[1d20 = 3]
>>15853
Also, endurance feat (extra check on constitution while holding breath)
>>15855
>the child can go longer without blood than you can
This isn't even close to true.
"You'll have to grab me first, ~Flashy."
*grapples*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15859
>>15858
Why do all my >rape attempts keep failing?
Your turn.
tAR7W
?
No.15860
15863 15864
[1d20 = 11]
>>15858
*sighs*
Grapples, and shackles
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15861
15866
>>15856
"Hmmmm, a diamond-encrusted bracelet,... or garter,... or wherever one decides to put it... on the body. Well, mounting the stones will take some time (there's >100), but its not outside my skillset. Is this a rush order, or are you flexible for time?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15862
15864
"Um... Are you sure you want to do this?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15863
>>15860
Oh! OH! Thats gonna sting. I know, you MAY know, but that was NOT inconsequential. Carry on. ^_^
jX/y2
?
No.15864
15865 15869
[1d20 = 12]
>>15860
You have no shackles!
momentarily phases out of your grasp and grapples again
>>15862
"Show me what you're made of, ~Flashy."
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15865
15867
>>15864
>phases
Um no
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15866
>>15861
its a belt, me have time also why is big lizard in the football field?
jX/y2
?
No.15867
15868
[1d20 = 2]
>>15865
She can't do that?

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15868
15870
>>15867
anti magic shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15869
>>15864
Hold on, I'm filling up a pale of water
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15870
15871 15872 15874 15875
>>15868
Those are in the vest, which is in the bag, he'd have to roll a 50+ Sleight of Hand check to pull them out.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15871
>>15870
there were 2 sets
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15872
15876
>>15870
>Implying I didn't start the grapple holding them
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15873
15876
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Dimensional_Shackles
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15874
15877
>>15870
>Refering to the D&D rules set every single turn to try to do BDSM Erotic Roleplay
I'm not that autistic, and I am not playing that game
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15875
15878
>>15870
They must have slipped out
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15876
15877 15879
>>15872
You don't even have the Skill to pull them out of the bag, even I can't make a pickpocketing check like that.
>>15873
I know what they do.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15877
>>15876
>Talking about skills bullshit
Please see >>15874

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15878
15880
>>15875
Well someone is getting >raped tonight...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15879
>>15876
I hope you excuse my cheek when I say,... for the third time Shhh, don't fight it
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15880
15881 15883 15884
>>15878
Yeah, Tourcil. I can act out murdering you though if you like
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15881
>>15880
humans strange.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15882
15885
Which legs did he apply the shackles to?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15883
15885
>>15880
>Torcuil
Wut?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15884
>>15880
Torc is in the process of being >raped.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15885
15886 15887
>>15883
He was raped

>>15882
Which ever disable you and leave you unable to attack
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15886
15887 15889
>>15885
>four legs
Pick a pair, because the rodeo is starting now.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15887
15891
>>15885
>unable to attack
That was never part of the 'bargain', those just eliminate teleport/phase/w/e shenanigens
>>15886
Lets assume the forelegs.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15889
15890 15902
>>15886
Nah, I think I'll just leave you shackled and tied up, probably hanging from the ceiling by your dog collar, as I go to sleep because I have class at 8AM tomorrow
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15890
15892 15893 15894 15902
>>15889
How do you rig a 1.5 ton animal to the ceiling?
>no Use Rope Skill
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15891
>>15887
Hmmm... Nah. I don't like these terms. Chain the bitch up and hang her from the ceiling. I'd like to waterboard her, but I am tired and value sleep more
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15892
15895
>>15890
>Still thinks his D&D bullshit will help him
Tie rear legs next and now she's disabled
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15893
>>15890
I'll just tighten the collar to where she is constantly strangled. Swipe her Bowler hat and her amulet in the process
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15894
>>15890
Ooh. I'll take your bracelets as well. I like those
jX/y2
?
No.15895
15896 15902
[3d20 = 48]
roll to pick locks this round
>>15892
>attack of opportunity
*buck with both hooves*
tAR7W
?
No.15896
15898
Flash_Sentry_ID_S4E11.png
[3d20 = 29]
>>15895
Bees
Quick draw Vanderiem

Slash, Slash, Slash at your hooves with Vanderiem
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15897
Really.gif
Why am I dignifying this? Go to sleep

I'm going to sleep
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15898
15899 15901
>>15896
>Ouch
Which hooves?
>*picked lock*
*phase through the ground*
Take regen potion once reaching floor beneath

USER WAS SHACKLED FOR THIS POST
Fuck You
Mod
tAR7W
?
No.15899
15900 15901
>>15898
Yeah no. I'm going to sleep. You are tied up and shackled because you fucked with a guy stronger than you, took risks, and they didn't work
Anonymous
dlV40
?
No.15900
15901
>>15899
lol
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15901
15902
>>15900
>>15898
>>15899
"Engagement's over Tracy"
C2K+p
?
No.15902
15906 15907 15908
[5d8 = 2010]
Sigh. Are we going there? Are we REALLY going there? Okkay, but just note that this was not my idea.
>>15889
It will take a few rounds to accomplish this since it wasn't arranged in advance.
>>15895
Tracy's pick lock skill can't be over 18, so those 18s don't make it (DC 40)
>>15890
I'm wondering that too
>>15901
Out of nowhere, a purplish hand clutches Trump's.
"What did I say?"
"JYUKEN"
not sure the dice will work, but its 5d8x10
Steam and magic roiling off her, she admonishes. "You fucks! I leave you alone for,... how long has it been? I don't even know how long its been. I leave you fucks alone and this is the sort of shit you get up to! For FUCK'S sake! I though I was gonna jump in to fight the Terrasque with you guys, but NOOOOOO. I gotta jump in to keep you from tearing your fucking eyes out! OOoooh. I give you credit for surviving this far, and doubly for killing Korak (I was hoping for the opportunity) but this,... this is beyond the pale."
Thez is back by the way, and not to pleased about it.
Shall we adjourn?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15903
15904
The dice didn't work the way I wanted, but Trump is knocked the fuck out
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15904
15905
>>15903
I was going to reply to Thez, but okay
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15905
15908
>>15904
You're welcome to,... except Trump is KTFO
Drunk, stupid nerd
qP4DI
?
No.15906
>>15902
...Sorry...
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15907
>>15902
oh she goes to trump first huh? i see.
[jealous minotuar noises]
tAR7W
?
No.15908
15909
>>15902
>>15905
"I hope you don't think I wanted it to be this way. Nor do I think it had to be this way. But here we are"
\r
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15909
15911
>>15908
>pokes Trump with the stick so he's awake.
"Oh really? It didn't have to be this way but just is? "Take off the necklace, it'll be fine!" How long HAVE you been planning this? Since my faggot allowed you those shackles? BEFORE perhaps? OOOOOOHHH!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15910
15911 15912
"YOU'RE not off the hook either!" um, she's pointing at me,....
I'd uh, tell you about her appearance and such
"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
"Fucking ROCKWELL you lot! For a day now you've sat and dramatized, while an incredibly large wrecking-ball of a monster sat in your Football stadium! "Oh nevermind that, we're going to go on a date"! I want to tear your guts out!"
Should I mention she's
"I SAID"
K
"Its a DAMN fine thing that Kefka is bored, tired, and asleep, and HOPEFULLY no one gets wind that I ceased the travel-ban cuz otherwise Heaven, Hell, and all things in between can and will rain down on this world and these people. I HOPE your little drama was worth it!"
She finds Infernius.
"YOU. ME. WUBS. NAO"
...
...and with that,... lets conclude the session.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15911
15917
>>15909
>>15910
"You know damn well it's not the shackles or the neckless

I treat her on a date, it's going well so far, but when I ask her to tell me about herself - because she's been reticent to open up in any way - what does she do? She transforms into a goddamn monster to try to rape me. She charges at me to try to pin me on the wall, but misses and hits the wall instead and hurts herself. Date is over, I go home after trying to calm down the other patrons in MY restaurant. Oh did I mention? She specifically tried to intimidate all of the other guests in the restaurant. But I am home and I tell her I am very disappointed, and what does she do? She comes into my room and tries to grapple me to do the same damned thing as before. She fails - again - and I grapple her and shackle her, having had about enough of this. And THEN what does she do? She fucking kicks me with both hooves and tries to get free so she can planar jaunt bullshit to attack me. No. Just no.

Tell me. Would you date that? Would you marry that? No. You'd send that to prison. Which is exactly what I did. It cannot work between us.
tracy asked repeatedly about the monster and you said don't worry about it
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15912
15913 15914
>>15910
Ok...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15913
15915
>>15912
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15914
>>15912
you're unbanned
Drunk, Stupid Nerd
6PwDP
?
No.15915
15916 15919
>>15913
Tracy's faggot: I got b8, because salt.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15916
15917
>>15915
>salt
Because I'm not putting up with your autism while I have class in less than 8 hours