/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Sorry I'nis, it'll just be a sec
>>15911
"And hasn't it occurred to you that that's how she shows affection? That maybe she hasn't been conditioned to behave or act or express emotions in the 'normal' way people or ponies do so? You're trying to hold her to a standard she can't fulfill, and then ostracizing her when she doesn't. That doesn't sound very much to me like a conscientious leader!
>>15916
Sleep, this is a lecture in its own right, and there won't be any combat until next weekend.

>>15917
"She has no affection or love"

>>15915
"And you! Maybe some people don't LIKE being pinned to a wall! Maybe some people like the idea that they're participating or - dare I say it - INITIATING intimacy or sexuality! I swear, I'm gonna have to beat all'y'all about the face and torso!"

>>15919
"....*whimpers*........"

>>15920
D'aww. That's super cute

I just want to say, aside from the chaining up I wasn't too offended by how things were going.
"Yeah, and that's ALSO the problem! In what world is that sort of shit acceptable? Do you REALLY think that condoning this type of thing is okay? Are you that much of a sick pervert that you'll allow a pregnant mare to get strung up to the rafters?! OOOH I'm so mad right now! You! (pointing at Infernius) Show me that there that there so I calm down.
She storms off with Infernius.
The scene is dead silent.

>>15922
> that there that there
what did you mean by this?

>>15922
"She was intending to attack me and do far worse while I was vulnerable. There was no other way, and I had no other options"

>>15922
[shocked and frightened pony noises]
>remembers
*offers horn*
>>15923
"...... You stupid bovine..."

*Goes to bed irl*
>>15924
She never tried to cut your legs off,
faggot.

>>15923
Uhm, she's talking about your now 11",.... Please don't make me go into further detail.
So yeah. Thez is back, just in time to fight the nerd and his psycho-dog, while also preventing the party from cutting legs off and all other sorts of degenerate shit.
>>15924
Lesson learned, sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity.

>>15927
>sometimes its NOT a good idea to fuck the pony back into sanity
Definitely regretting all instances

Honestly though, I thought I would be forced to call in Thez because of a break down in group cohesion much earlier. So she can be angry but the situation was and is bad and she really should be grateful it took this long to break down completely.

>>15928
Fair point, and (though not explicit) the compliment is noted.

>>15927
they dont call it the gay bath house for anything

Now I'M going to sleep, cuz I have to be up in 5 hours. G'night, and don't get knocked out! (too late for some Xp)

>>15930
LESS TALK, MORE,....

I'm sorry...

"... I swear to Hitler these faggots,... all it would have taken is a few well-placed"Hmmm, what do YOU think?" or maybe a bit of "I have a differing opinion, how can we accommodate one another?" and thus avoid cutting fucking legs off! I've met demons that were more reasonable when going about THEIR business than these FUCKS. Seriously, this is entirely the sort of situation I was hoping to avoid and NOW who knows WHAT is gonna happen and of course my faggot is going to be bitching 'cuz all fucking day long he's gonna be assessing thresholds of possibility and concocting what "should/would/is" happening, and of course that's going to mean a giant fucking shit-storm for all involved,...." she'll be less pissed after some coffee.

>the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
LIES

>wake up hung over
>Really wish I had classes Monday to distract me from doing retard crap like this on lonely Sunday nights
>Finally recover memory
>read thread
>Oh_shit.jpg
>Torc get's date>raped after spilling all his spaghetti
>Tracy's faggot had the retarded idea to spoil a date by trying to out>rape Troll
>shit goes sour immediately
>party, after weeks of passive-aggressive boiling, finally descends into anarchy
>multiple >rape attempts made, because I'm that fucking retarded
>horsing-around escalates into meaningless violence
>then the sword comes out
>Wtf.webm
>Thez kicks down dimensional door
>OhShitShesBack.jpeg
>gives everyone a brutal, but deserved tongue-lashing
>still pissed as fuck
>Bull has to be sacrificed (willingly) to appease the wrath of the Pit Fiend
>Travel band suspended
>Cosplaying Freak is still waiting for his lunch money, with his mean dog
>Whats_Going_To_Happen_Now.png
W E W
E
W
I'm sorry... I do love you all for this shit though (no homo)

...O.O..

>>15938
I'm watching you

I have a hell of a lot of things I want to say, but I would rather see what others have to say first

>>15940
This...

Yeah.. I haven't really been the best sport recently.. or at all...

>>15940
Uh idk, what are we supposed to say?

>>15944
Idk. I'm waiting for someone else to say something.

>>15944
I have a lot to say about that godawful date last night and why you deserved that outcome, but I don't have a problem with you

>>15947
Wall of text coming

I guess I’ll start with what I’ve been doing that is inappropriate and over the line.

I know I have been abusing my position as an imageboard moderator by doing things against those who piss me off. This includes changing the flags of, well, basically everyone on an occasion two weeks ago. Likewise, I threatened bans. I also actually did ban Tracy’s faggot (from the vx board for 8 hours) to stop the character fight last night. This is an unfair use of powers entrusted for different purposes, and I am sorry. (Although mods always reserve the right to bully with flags.

I’ve also been editing GETs because I am still salty that Atlas banned me from regular GET theft… Sorry

Also, I'd like to apologize for the following text, because it's pretty emotional and autistic
>>15947
There’s really exactly one person here who pisses me off, and that is you
You’ve been given extreme liberties with what you can do with your classes, which pisses me off because you are such a hypocrite about what the rules do and do not permit, and because you’ve used these powers mostly to fuck over other players. Most of your powers relate to what in D&D terms is known as “wild shape,” a level five druid ability, which you shouldn’t have because you are not playing as a druid. Except that you are not using level 5 wild shape, because a cauchemar is “huge,” and that is limited to Druids of class 15 or higher. The particular class of entity you are transforming into – cauchemar – is a creature the D&D rules don’t seem to permit transformation into, but the closest analogy is the “magical beast wild shape” epic feat, which is, well, an epic feat which requires “Wis 25, Knowledge (nature) 27 ranks, wild shape 6/day,” which makes it frankly a god-tier feat. You also don’t seem to have any limit to your transformations, so like an epic – level 20 druid. Remember that not even Korak was a level 20. Besides your epic druid powers, the power you’ve been using the most is Etheralness. You’ve been using this power mostly to be an asshole to the other players by stealing things and hiding the stolen loot, or by physically attacking other players. Were a normal player to try to obtain that spell – you know, by means other than fiating that you have a god-tier feat – they would need to be a level 9 Sorcerer. And you have zero ranks in being a sorcerer. They would also be limited to a small number of uses of the spell a day, but you are claiming at will transformation because of Cauchemar qualities. Except that – inexplicably – you are claiming at will ethernalness even while you are not in Cauchemar form. So you have a spell only a level 9 wizard could have from a feat only an epic druid could have that you use more often and under circumstances than either the epic druid or the level 9 wizard could. And at the same time as you are using your druid and sorcerer powers, you are making liberal use of the class powers you actually have ranks in – you use the stealth, lock picking, spot checking, and other powers of the Rogue class in. And besides these three classes, you also want powers in Blackguard. I want to add that even as the rules have been changed to give you the special powers you want to use to fuck over the other players, you then use these special powers to fuck over the other players to gain even more powers by stealing for yourself all of the special equipment. Even after you were called out for theft and kikery you took more power-increasing goods than any other individual.

But you’re not content to play by the new rules made specially for you, you want to violate them in your favor. You do this especially for the purpose of fucking other players over. You want to go ethereal in the same round as you do something else, like grapple loot that you want to steal, grapple a body that you want to steal, or grapple a player that you want to assault. But Etheralness requires a standard action under the rules. Grappling a body or whatever requires a separate action. So if you want to steal shit, you will need a round and a successful grab to take it, and then go ethereal in a different round. So yes, we have the chance to fight you back and stop you from stealing shit if we are playing by the rules. I also want to state again that Etheralness, unlike Etheral jaunt, allows the etherealness to be transmitted by touch, so yes, you can be grappled into not getting away. You also want to have weapons when you transform. But that isn’t permitted under D&D rules regarding wildshape. You lose all gear and equipment when transforming as it is melded into the new form. You want to attack with the rear hooves in Cauchemar form. But there is nothing in the rules saying that is permitted, it only says “two hooves” as weapons. You seem to want to transform in less than a full action, even though a druid’s wildshape takes a full action. The feats that allow for a quick transformation only allow you to transform into a creature that is permissible under 4 levels lower than your druid level, and I would like to remind you that you have zero levels in druid. You kept saying “but she’s 1200 pounds and charging, where does that weight go?” during the fight with Korak, apparently not understanding that D&D rules don’t give you more attack points for being heavy, and that Korak could have easily just moved three feet to the side to avoid it all. And yet last night, when you charged towards a wall attempting a grapple but rolled a one, you want to claim that she didn’t have momentum. No, you cannot have a horse who both is difficult to stop but also suffers no consequences when she charges at a wall and rolls a 1. She cannot go ethereal, that is not a free action. If Inferius can fall and break his legs, or if Trumpaladin can have his sword slip from his hands twice in the same battle, yours can hit a wall.

>>15947
The reason I care that you refuse to play by the rules is because you insist that everyone else play by the rules, and you get the rules wrong. You are constantly policing the actions of other players for whether it is within the d&d rules. You constantly say things like “you can’t use that spell,” or “that isn’t in your class” or like yesterday, when you first claimed that “wild empathy can’t allow you to know that” and then “sense motive can’t tell you that,” both of which were possibly wrong. On multiple occasions, you have complained when I do spot checks, because you claim that I am not playing a correct character class to do spot checks. You know, because if there is any one person who has any room to complain about powers not allowed by their chosen player class, it is you. Except that a paladin can do spot checks because it is an untrained power, so yes, I can do it. Yes, I know your character could do it better, but you’ve been playing as such an asshole that you split away from the main party on its quest for the specific purpose of fucking over other players, so you can’t be fucked to even show up so you can use the power. And if you were there, your character is such a malevolent liar that she couldn’t be trusted with whatever task. So I’m going to do the spot check myself.

And please, for the love of God, do not respond to this post with “but actually the D&D rules are…”. I don’t care. I do not want to spend vast amounts of time memorizing a set of rules that would never apply to my character, for the specific purpose of arguing with you. I don’t want to quibble about bullshit rules, because I already do that in real life. In Law School and my internship I have to study and memorize rules about anti-trust, ethics, copyright, administrative law, evidentiary law, relation-back under the statute of limitations, and other bullshit. I want to escape lawyering in my free time. I do not have to out lawyer you in every session so I can do an action the rules already permit, or to prevent your character from stealing from mine.

In gameplay your character spends probably easily half of all of her actions towards the specific goal of fucking other player characters over, specifically mine. She has attempted forcible rape on my character on three occasions. She has stolen the collective property of the party for personal use on two occasions, and while the unicorn was not “mine” in the strict sense, it was my plot element, and she went out of her damned way to steal that. She always secrets it away, and usually breaks from action where she is need to do that. She has physically attacked my character by kicking on two occasions, although these have context. She has lied to the party or me in big ways on two occasions. This is besides edgy actions that were arguably justified by humor and the situation, like stabbing Inferius in the asshole (twice), killing two horses, castrating Inferius, and so forth.

Yes I know you are playing as a character who is supposed to be a complete asshole. But there is an entire universe full of NPCs who deserve being a dick to. Be an asshole to them. You want to be a thief? Steal from someone that isn’t me? You want to be a liar? Lie to someone that isn’t me. You want to be a kidnapper? Kidnap someone who isn’t me (or my unicorn). You want to be a rapist? Well you’re banned from that outright, because no raping me and no sex with other characters. You say you want to play a Ghost Rider like anti-hero who does edgy evil shit that’s still technically morally justified in a way. That’s great, but Ghost Rider isn’t a movie about a guy who spends all of his time trying to be a complete asshole to Roxanne, his love interest. It’s a movie about a guy who is a dick to a couple guys that actually deserves it. So stop spending all of your time being a dick to me and the other player characters.

And if you are playing as the thief, well, remember that I am playing as the police officer. With all the shit you do to him and to others, there is no way in hell anyone honestly playing a lawful good alignment would not try to kill your character. Frankly I don’t think there is anyone who could be in the position of being lied to, stolen from, and so forth as many times as your character to mine, and not come to the conclusion that a duel to the death was the best option. I’ve tried to kill your character twice in game, but got blocked by Inferius both times. I had an opportunity last night to do a proper one on one duel and try to kill your character, and I regret not taking it. I chose to just prevent another rape attempt (after you had already done it earlier that night) and go to sleep instead.

The bottom line is that I would rather the RP be about a group going on adventures and doing things, than have to spend the whole damn time trying to stop your character from fucking mine over. It’s infuriating.
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>>15952
>>15953
While I wish I could have phrased all of this in a way that were more actually persuasive and less invective, it at least gets my feelings out there

>>15949
Fuck off
>>15952
>>15953
Nigga I ain't reading that
But you are forgiven

Sorry for not joining when I said I would, but it looks way more complicated than what I first thought. I have written a small life history, perhaps a bit too little, but then again my character is a filly. Haven't thought of name or what skills it has.
>also been a bit busy lately

>>15956
Well look what the rape drug in...
JK welcome back

>>15957
Battle cry probably have to be "Not for sexual" just to be on the safe side.

>>15956
No. It's not complicated at all. We're all total nufags to /tg/ games. It just became really dramatic at one point. Please join the fun.

>>15960
Let me build up the patience to actually read it first.

>>15961
Don't be needlessly insulting

>>15958
Kek
>>15959
This

>>15959
Is there an easy checklist I can use to choose traits from? Or is this something I let the GM decide? Haven't really thought out what the personality of the character is either.

>>15953
>>15952
I agree with everything you said except the fact that you want to kill tracy.

>>15964
We're not really constrained by rigid rules, but gm bases his stuff largely over 3.5e D&D. You don't need to be an expert though. He's been very accommodating so far.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:System_Reference_Document
>haven't really thought of personality
Just roll with the bants, m8. Better to have things revealed through gameplay.

>>15964
I can refer you to the relevant parts of the D&D wiki if you can tell me what you want

>>15965
I was just pissy at the time writing it

>>15966
>>15967
So if I look at the "For Players" section I should be able to find most info.
But is it enough to choose a class, or can my Filly be a bit I want to be a Baker on day and a Fireman the next, but perhaps have an inert skill that my Filly don't know what is yet?
>not sure how to play they way I described it

>>15964
Welcome back to the gay bathhouse, norway anon.

>>15968
Serious gameplay won't start until Saturday, but we'll help you out with making a character.
>Baker on day and a Fireman the next
I don't see why not.

>>15968
There are a set number of classes, generally based on martial style. You must chose from one of them

>>15971
I wonder what sad Alex would be.

>>15966
Mixed nuts:
50% memes
20% >rape
30% actual adventure
>>15968
I would just choose a class, do some leveling in a second maybe?

Welcome back Norway, I'll be at your service in just a moment.
>>15952
>>15953
I really don't have much to say in response, other than that you're right. I have been egregiously permissive with abilities and powers and such, particularly with Tracy. I hadn't thought it would be a big deal at first and then <poof> everyone started doing their own research and referencing, and I just kinda went with it.
Tbh, Thez was only pissed because it ruined the dramatic entrance she was going to make during the fight, and because though Tracy was totally asking for it, Thez is particular toward mothers and children. It was her idea that Tracy could get pregnant at all way back when.
I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens, particularly not the flag-bully; that shit makes me laugh tbh. Idk about bans though, that would probably piss me off.
All in all, I only see one glaring error in your spiel.
>Etherealness
19th level Monks can do it too.
no bully

All kidding aside, my biggest difficulty of late has been trying to transition the Game from a less rule-inclusive dynamic to a more rule-inclusive. I'm not talking about rule-cucking, I mean when we started I was relying almost exclusively on the dice and inspiration, but transitioning it as players become more fluent with the 'engine' has proven difficult. Additionally, I have a nasty tendency to miss occasional posts and/or get distracted by stuff going on with other players/interactions.
And lastly, I want everyone to have a good time and do (for the most part) whatever it is they want, with as little resistance as I can legitimately allow.
I would be a piss-poor liar if I even tried to deny that I've grown quite attached to everyone here - except you Norway, you gotta earn it kidding - as can be seen by the occasional triggered response or misinterpretation of what's happening on my part.

It is not easy to pick a Class. It is like choosing a profession you will have for life, and I have never been god at that.
And also I might be over-thinking things, but I envision a Class also entails a playing style; i.e. an personality and not just battle tactics.
But I am an Earth pony/filly (I think) I could be Unicorn but not Pegasus or Princess (yet)

>>15975
I'm playing an Earth pony too.
Decide what kind of character you want to be first, then think about classes later.

>>15975
Do you vidya?

>>15976
I think I want to keep my innocence and be a faithful cutiemark crusader.

>>15977
All I got so far is that the filly likes adventures.

>>15980
This

*pets pony*

>>15978
What do you mean? The character or me?
I do some, but tilted towards casual, and arcade style games mostly lately, also point and click adventures have always been a genre I have liked.
I don't think my filly have played any games.

>>15975
I ask the vidya question to see if I can cross reference aspects for easier dissemination. If you want to magic, you'd have to be a Unicorn. I'm not sure how true to MLP or D&D I would arrange it, and tbh I would go more with what you're more interested in playing. Tracy's character is entirely a D&D rogue (etc.) as far as stats are concerned, but appearance and interactions are as pone.
>>15980
Somehow, I suspected that's what you were talking about with the Baker and Firemen bit,....
There are 6 primary attributes:
Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma. We won't get into actual scores, but which of those six most appeals?

>>15983
What could those attributes mean to him though if he doesn't know what they do? He should pick a class first

(Bard?)

>>15984
Or Monk maybe

>>15983
I would assume Charisma, Intelligence and Wisdom would be the main traits given the back story.. Will post story next post.

>>15984
Well, as concepts they're pretty self explanatory, and if a particular stat is more appealing, that could help narrow down a particular class.

The back-story I have so far

>It was a stormfull night, lighting crackled through the skies. The chill from the autumn winds snuck in through the cracks in the walls. It was a night made by the Gods for an hero to be born.

>I can't remember much of my early life but I mostly stayed inside the barn like most Fillies until spring.

>Spring was awesome I got to play outside a lot, and run around and explore and shit. And it was then my taste for adventure was born. This was a life I could get used to.

>My taste for adventure grew and grew during that spring. And I started to venture further and further into the world exploring. It was on one of these adventures I got to experience the dangers of exploring for the first time. The night before the temperature dropped and the ground had frozen. I had some days before discovered an particular muddy part where I could make big splashes. An awesome game that I can highly recommend by the way. But since the ground was frozen I slid and fell. And instead of making splashes I twisted and hurt my ankle.

>Luckily the farmer who lived with me took me to see the doctor.
>And then I woke up here.

>>15988
Aww... That's so sad

>>15984
We need a bard.

>>15988
>doctor
Kek
From your response to stats, my gut says Bard. Bards share a bit of traits with Thieves, Mages, and Paladins, and they live for adventure.

>>15989
>>15990
>>15991
Then Bard it is

>>15988
Poor filly Infernuis sorry you hurt leg.
*hugs the little filly*

>>15992
Huzzah!

By the way, forewarning, my character is abducting you and carrying you around everywhere he goes. Don't worry, not for sexual

>>15993
BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!

>>15992
You dont have to be a bard if you dont want too.
>>15990
Damn it tracy i told you not to puck for people.

>>15988
[maternal-instinct pony noises]
"That's... so sad.."
*hugs filly*
>>15992
Bard is most fun character. Jack-of-all-trades, and entertainer.
>>15994
Pervert!

>>15989
>>15993
Thanks

>>15994
Infernuis fight you for right to hug pone!!

>>15998
Fight you I will!

Claiming Norway for non-sexual purposes

>>15989
>>15993
>>15996
Thanks
>much better image

>>16000
Norway is not for lewds.
I claim the little horse as my apprentice.

>>16002
"There, there.."
*pats back*

>>15999
>>15998
But please take off the arm strengthener thing so I don't lose as badly

>>16002
D'aww

>>16003
MOTHERFUCKER SHE'S MINE!

"A NEW PONY?!?!" Thez is fukking giddy. "GIDDY UP GIDDY UP!"

>>16005
Trump just so you know me fight to death, are you ready for such a challenge?

>>16005
>>16003
>claiming sentient player-characters
Ponies are not for claiming!
Go fight to the death over this autism somewhere else!

>>16003
>>15996
I said non-sexual!

>>16006
Not for mount either Thez

>>16007
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>16008
I think you're just jealous because no one wants you

>>16010
I got the perfect one. I'll send in Discord

>>16010
Is this the right color?

>>16011
Gah! Too Cute! Too Cute!

>>16009
"Please, I can run faster than Tracy, I don't actually NEED a mount."
>>16010
>>16011
SQUEEEEEEE

>>16013
Have at thee trump

>>16014
It was the one I had (and this one)

>>16018
So, blue Pegasus?

>>16019
Don't lock down a color. Give him space

>>16019
Thats more of a light purple

>>16019
Oh.. for my character... I haven't thought that far.

>>16022
But it is a nice color

>>16018
8D
"I must go!"
A series of explosions can he heard as Thez throws open all the rooms to prevent any untimely shenanigens.

>>16024
You guys can always fight non-lethally,....

>>16025
Infernuis assists

>>16026
How? All I have is the sword

>>16026
>>16026
To. The. Death.

But I have to bid you all a good night (2:30am) and hope for a longer session when it really starts; easier to do long night at weekends, or when I have changed to US timezone because no real reasons.

>>16028
You can fight non-lethally with any weapon. Your character would hit with the flat of the blade rather than the edge.
>>16027
Too late, she teleported. She reappears a moment later with wisps of smoke trailing off of her. "There!"
"Bitch," Lenos mutters

>>16031
I'll see how pissed off I am

>>16030
Keep us posted Norway, I'm sure we'll be more than willing to accommodate.
Uh,... does 'dorable filly have a name?

For everyone else,... how feasible would it be to start early? We started doing 2:00pst, but to try and synch with Norway we'd need to start more like 9-10a

>>16033
I haven't thought of a name yet. Not sure a filly should be allowed to pick its own name, but I will think on it.

>>16034
The offer is actually still open on the murder fantasy sex

>>16036
*cover's filly's ears*

>>16036
How about Adolfa?

>>16038
>forcing a religion on her
That's my job

>>16038
Filly is not for redpills

>>16039
Its literally my job! What are you talking bout?

>>16041
This, desu.
It's his whole job; the magic is just bonus.

I've got a slightly meta question for everyone, aside from the time suggestion. Yeah, we rape the mainboard, but is that maybe a good thing? I mean, its something that is more or less always going on (not ALL hours, but lots certainly), and while it is good to be considerate of other activity on the board, maybe hiding these threads might not be the best idea?

>>16043
I don't mind.

>>16043
No skin off my ass.

>>16044
>>16045
Good to know. It's likely to result in more trolling, but I for one welcome more targets new friends.

>>16043
Which boards have their posts displayed in the "recent posts" segment on the homepage may be changed depending on whether the board is listed as excluded through the Recent Posts segment under "Manage Themes." I add vx to that when there are a large number of posts here, and take it off when /vx/ gets traffic in other threads

>>16046
It might piss-off Chickun, but that'll only reveal that he's been peeping in the "gay bathhouse".

>>16048
We're really going to have to talk about relationship issues sooner or later sweetie

>>16048
Which one is Chickun?

>>16050
I think he is referring to the sour Kraut

>>16051
>Sour kraut
kek
Thats fine. To be brutally honest, making a spectacle out of myself and whomever else WAS a deliberate intention of this Game

>>16050
Aryanne brotherhood. An overall good poster and content contributer (also makes great record of anything and everything related to the Aryanne thread, which I praise him for); he was probably just getting salty because it was a really slow week for the rest of board, while this cesspool was getting posts every hour consistently.

>>15974
>I for one am not bothered by any of the mod shenanigens
I'm considering this permission

>>16053
Well I don't/didn't contest his point, but atm this is the best form of contribution I can think to make for the site. I can do half-assed shoops, and if I spend several days on a picture I can drawfag sorta, but my skill-set is still in development. I DO want other areas of the site to be as rapid and/or involved, but I haven't figured out how to do it. Since I tend to keep one eye on the board whenever possible, this is the best I can come up with. I literally hope it is as appealing to lurkers as I've tried to make it, which is part of the reason I am often willing to overlook or permit shenanigens.
>>16054
As though I could grant or deny permission. Xp

>>16055
Your contributions are much appreciated. This has been a lot of fun.

>>16056
100% this. Ive beem looking for a game like this for awhile.

>>16056
Why you no acknowledge me?

>>16058
I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked.
If you mean that wall of text you posted earlier, I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first.

>>16056
>>16057
>>16058
Its me who is appreciative. I know you all have lives and responsibilities and contexts well beyond my comprehension, and yet you're willing to spend 3+ days a week in a gay bath house with this faggot. Kudos to you anons.

I mean Trump, you're in law school? And you're spending your free time itt? I'm amazed.

>>15992
>bard
Yo I got a poem for you,
Its about a man from nantucket
Let me recite it for you...

>>16060
>>16059
>>16058
Im amazed you guys put up with my autism

>>16062
A classic

>>16063
You just keep screwing yourself over and making everyone laugh.

>>16043
I'm fine with anytime on the weekends
>>16064
There once was a man from nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, nantucket

"Now where did I put my copy of shadilay?" Torc says as he teleports to his cave

>>16059
>I screencap almost every single one of your posts: you're not just acknowledged, you're being stalked
I'm... Not sure how to respond to that
>I'm still trying to figure out which part I care to reply to first
>I don't intend to admit I've done anything wrong
Aww. Oh well, it's my fault for being so invective. That and for being so emotional and taking everything so seriously in the first place. Oh well, that part of me is proving harder to change than I thought

>>16061
>law school
Oh you have no idea. I fucked up by taking the full 15 hours, and in addition to that I have an internship, plus I'm doing a competition, plus so many other things. A couple weeks ago I had a 26 hour period where I drove to a different city to go to the airport, flew to New York City, had an interview there, had all of this drama where my flight was cancelled and I had to book a new one, got a ticket after misunderstanding the bus system in Queens, and had to fly back on a delayed flight and then drive back 3 hours to my apartment after that.

>>16063
>Autism
You've seen the other people in this thread right?

>>16066
Nostalgic.

>>16068
Yea but still.

>>16069
Thx m8

GM, can Torc finally finish the staff?

I absolutely love this pony now. He needs more art

>>16059
I guess it's okay, I was stalking you months before this game started

>>16071
Yea shes probably done >rape ing you by now

>>16073
>reminding me
Poor Torc will never be the same. He definitally won't be able to look trollestia in the eye for awhile

>>16071
Well let me see here,....
>Baleful Polymorph
Check
>Must be Good
Check
>Ice Storm
Check
>insect Frog Plague
You'll need Infernius' help with that one
>Permanency
Check
Am I forgetting anything?

>>16076
>permanency
Top magick, Torc. You're using some awesome stuff.

>>16076
Nope, that's it

>>16074
Oh please, like you hadn't envisioned SOMETHING might happen,....

>>16078
Alright then. Unless Infernius doesn't want to help (right,...) wibbledy bibbledy <POP>
Fancy new staff.

>>16079
It was the best possible outcome, with all the spaghetti he was hemorrhaging.

>>16080
>>16079
Me help

>>16074
You at least got a date. She got offended by my attempts at wooing

>>16083
No she didn't, she was testing you

>>16083
>offended
She didn't want to be out-done.

>>16083
Shiny resplendent dude, clearly a paragon of sorts, attempts to socially maneuver. "Will he debase himself?" was the question on her mind.

>>16086
>>16084
I interpreted "proper respect requires you to get down on all fours" as meaning "If you don't leave the room within the next 4 seconds, you're going to get the full Tourcil treatment"

>>16078
I actually hadn't, I honestly expected Trollestia to just thank Torc for dinner and leave after the spagetti
>>16085
>>16080
Torc starts by throwing his staff down, hoping it turns into a snek

>>16088
>not rolling to see if it works
inb4: staff breaks and kills us all

>>16087
I apologize for being vague. Her thought was "How committed to this course of action is he? Here is a guy with options and presence. Why is he jocking at a horse?"

[1d20 = 18]
>>16089
>>16088
Rolling

>>16088
Actually, the spaghetti was endearing for the opposite reasons of the previous.

>>16087
>full Tourcil treatment
1) REEEEEEEEEEE
2) Spell his name goddamned right you faggot 3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>>16092
What?

>>16091
After a moment, the staff morphs into a yellow snake with black-diamond markings. It strangles Trump. Trump is kill.
kidding, it works fine and no one is kill

>>16093
Well, considering Torcuil's backstory and his literally having lived in a cave, and the social awkwardness that results of a difficult backstory such as his, it occurred to her that 'this' was quite literally what seemed the correct course of actions for him. While cringe, she also sympathized with what he was intending (to have a decent and somewhat intimate {non-sexual} exchange) which resulted in a surge of affection and appreciation. So, >rape.

>>16093
>3) He is NOT becoming a phrase
>Implying you can resist being memed
They say the Wizard Merlin could tell the fate of others, but never his own...

>>16096
KEK!

>>16090
Kek. The proper response would have been something like "come again now?" but I thought that if I waited that long I could be Tourciled
>>16093
I mean to say strap-on raped. Tourciled

>>16094
Don't you betray me Kek! I divested in my businesses for you!

>>16098
You're right. I'm sorry.
The staff changes into a Red Dragon. The dragon eats Trump. Trump is kill.
kek

>>16085
Outdone in Trolling?

>>16094
Woo hoo, a snek!
>>16095
Okay then...
>backs away slowly in confusion
>>16096
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad horse
>>16099
Kek

>>16099
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Chinese

>>16102
>chinese
Totally not where I was going,... but now all Red Dragons r chinese

>>16100
No. In >rape of course. It's the one thing she's good at: she couldn't just sit there and let that white cunt take her role.

>>16103
The way they should be.

>>16105
Red dragons DO have an overblown sense of superiority,....

[1d20 = 2]
>>16101
>sprays horse with bottle
Bad move.
*stabs* (use poison)

>>16107
Careful myah, you almost stabbed yourself there

>>16107
Well that was a pathetic fuck-up...
At least she doesn't risk poisoning herself.

[1d20 = 3]
>>16107
Kek
Roll to spray more

>>16110
kuk

[1d20 = 4]
>>16107
Grapple
Bad hores!!

>>16101
>spraying Tracy with a bottle
I like that idea.

But I'm not talking to Tracy until she apologizes. And acts cute

>>16112
>>16110
>>16107
You should stop rolling...

[1d20 = 19]
>>16112
*shag*

[1d20 = 14]
>>16114
Grapple
Bad trump!!

>>16112
>Str bonus
Lands
>>16115
Also lands, shag is a legit move in a grapple
"NOW you're TALKIN'!"

>>16116
Well... At least you're shagged

>>16115
Oh behave!

>>16117
I meant to type "*shank*"..
Dammit...

>>16120
Sure you did. ^_~

>>16115
KEK
>rape

Anyway
"Hello Mr. Snek, nice to meet you"

>>16120
So which hole?