Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
>>16320".... ok...."
>>16322REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you catch something that missed you by a mile[JUST intensifies]
[1d20 = 1]>>16324me have ggod hands, you can ask thez ;)
>>16324"Hee hee." ^_^
Okay so now, I'm seriously going to pass out. You can't irrevocably kill eachother, but try to keep the mess sub-Chat-tier sudoku.
>>16336wanna duel while the are asleep?
>>16329I just realized that GM's multiple personalities agreeing in sync is actually a lot spookier than hearing two voices....
Goodnight
>>16340But I already claimed her. She's already mine
>>16343how can she be yours when she is mine?
Tracy realizes she's going to have to spend quite a while building all her new friends their own individual cucksheds around the golf course, just to protect them from wanting humanoids...
>>16344Now how does Thez feel about that? But the answer is simple: She's mine and mine alone
>>16346thez obvisly doesnt like it, and adolfa is mine.
>>16348alright
>>16349No I'm fighting Tracy.
She's the one who insulted me
>>16349But why are you being so disrespectful to your waifu? It's against her wishes
>>16350because fillies are super adorable and i need an apprentice.
>>16350>>16352Y'all think of her like some kind of toy/pet don't you?
>>16353Do you not know what an apprentice is?
>>16354did you and he work something out then?
"NO ONE... IS 'CLAIMING'... OUR NEW FRIEND!!"
>>16349Thez doesn't like it, but not for the reasons you're probably thinking. In the meantime, Bob tells Thez all sorts of things the party has been up to (just giving legitimacy to her knowing stuff above/beyond being inside GM's head).
>>16385>Tfw the literal devil is usually the only voice of reason for this group of hooligansThank you very much, Thez.
>>16389Good morning to you too, Thez.z.
>>16390Thez runs up and puts the butterfly hairpin in Tracy's hair.
"Heee, much better! Nice cave by the way!"
>>16391Tracy makes an indecipherable equine face.
"Th-thanks.."
"Hey.. Did you want your bag back?"
*offers bag, along with Infernius's other horn*
>>16392"Nah, I don't really need it. I'd gotten complacent with having too much stuff. This suits me much better," she says, indicating a small onyx bracelet. "It doesn't hold NEARLY as much, but I kinda like packing light. I will take that though!" takes horn and <whoofs> away giggling.
For kicks, Thez pops her head out of the side-pocket of the quiver.
"BOO! Heeheeheehee!" <whoof>
>>16395Tracy makes a shrieking neigh, and bucks her hind legs out into the air behind her at nothing, instinctively, as she catches herself from dropping the bag.
>>16234>>16233Oh god,
This is gonna be the case of the two rednekk uncles
>>16266STOP ROLLING
So, Is Mr. Snek a framilier yet?
>>16392Can I just get some kind of reassurance - any kind - that you're not going to be as much of an asshole, at least to me, in future playing sessions as you have been over the past month?
>>16398Well, to be honest, I'd be lying if I said I would give up on trolling all over the place.. I can definitely cut all that pseudo-rulecuck crap I did earlier though: Idk why I was even doing it in the first place.
As for looting and kikery.. I'll try to be a bit more considerate. Keep in mind that my character can't even use most worn items that enemies will drop anyway, including but not limited to magic rings, pants, anything with small triggers, gloves/gauntlets, boots/greaves, helmets etc; so most of it is just going to end up in Lenos's workshop for anyone to take after I've had my fun, just like the golem parts did.
>>16405NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!
i dont have a character yet.
Is it as gay as germany says?
>>16408Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.
>>16413Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.
>>16414Would a space knight fit in?
>>16415Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess
>>16416I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that
>>16416We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.
>>16418Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine
>>16419Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.
>>16420See Pic related
>>16421GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players
>>16421~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.
>>16422Arent paladins the goody goodies?
>>16424We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness
>>16424Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.
>>16425>>16426Can i be an evil Palidan?
>>16427We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.
>>16428>>16429Thats what i want to be then.
>>16432I've never been so happy to see you
>>16433Welcome to the Dark Side, bro. Be strong, but not honorless.
Best to cook up a background for your character, while we wait for GM to return from real life.
Serious game-play goes on during the week, but feel free to banter 24/7.
>>16435Can i talk to npcs and shit throughout the week?
>>16436>npcsGM plays the NPCs, so there's obvious limitations, but at times you might be able to.
So what are your guys characters?
>>16438Mine is the Mighty and Noble Trumpaladin, dedicated to defending the city of Port Barry, Spreading the Holy Truth of Football, and riding all dimensions of demonic and bolshevik influence. Also spends a hell of a lot of time building things, making deals, and otherwise extending power and wealth. Also waifus
>>16440Patron God - the Holy Trinity of Elway, America, and Football, with Donald J Trump as his patron Saint
>>16439We are probably gonna be conflicting alot arent we?
>>16442It will be over quickly for you
i am dedicating this get for thez.
>>16444NOW you do something to make her happy
>>16438I play as Tracy Cage, an old OC from /mlp/ who represents the Element of Unoriginality. She's extremely edgy, unstable and psychotic, and is Trumpaladin's yandere stalker.
(it started out as a way to harrass him, but then it became incredibly fun. I'm currently wearing his flag because he's still mad at me for being a dick...). She's a level 13 Rogue and a level 2 Blackguard. She's uses poisoned knives and a spiked chain for attack. Due to
mostly bullshit augmenting herself with Outsider blood, she gained the ability to transform into a a flaming ghost-hoers, called a Nightmare.
We also have a +30 year old Meme Wizard; A red Minotaur Cleric who worships Hitler; and an "Angel Summoner", Alex Jones.
>>16444Buy her some flowers too.
>>16447>Bolshevik[angry blackguard-fanatic noises]
>>16447Its MADEM PRESIDENT to you,MORTAL
>>16442We're always conflicting, but we've managed to just barely not kill each other until this point.
>>16449This
You were a bit selfish earlier, Inferius
>>16451....
>>16452Only because Inferius was blocking me and I was too shortsighted to take the opportunity I had a couple nights ago
>>16448Tracy is unironicly my favorite pony.
>>16454She's a total bitch though in game
>>16449ive got a surprise planed
>>16454She'll fuck you over and steal your stuff like she does with literally everyone else
>>16457>planedLearning the skill to think ahead is a development in itself, but don't fuck up.
>>16457>>16459Just so long as it is better planned out than Tourcil's date or Tracy's rape attempt
>>16451Are you doing a female blackguard?
>>16456Id be glad to. Is there someway i can play the guitar and attack?
>>16461Don't lead on decisions now. Give him time to think so he isn't locked in later
>>16461Queen taylor the blackguard.
>>16467Why doesn't the cleric fix you then?
>>16468Yes, and it's definitely better for applying the D&D rules. It's probably better that way so fewer people are fighting over who gets to fuck you
>>16469I mean that Tracy used to be more fun to play with
>>16465Sounds interesting.
>>16462Sounds like a Bard spell, but Blackguard is prestige class anyway, so you could potentially have a couple levels in Bard as your base anyway.
>>16468Perfectly fine.
>>16474We have three males in the group
>>16473It looks like he's right. Black Guard requires certain perquisites to get in to, so you can't start as one. Something like warlock or wizard or rogue or bard may be fitting
>>16473Nerdy shit related to 3.5e D&D... (what GM bases his game partly off of)
It's the most convenient way to multi-class...
Don't worry too much about it though. We're all newfags to RPing.
>>16477>Male FeministsKek. No. All Good Aligned, so no feminists. Although one got really sensitive about sex slavery for some reason
>>16476If she takes the feats for it as her bonus, skims through two kinds of bibles in the library, and gives Thez a high-five, she could get there pretty quickly on her next level-up.
>>16480I know right. We're going to have to have a talk with him
>>16481It's not an insanely difficult set of prequisites, it's just not a starting class. And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more - I'm watching this
>>16482>And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any moreOh please. Normally, your character should meditate every morning and select the spells he wants to use during the day, but we streamlined it
because it's moar fun this way.
>>16483Tweeting is a form of meditating. And it's not fun at all when the level 24 druid powers are used to fuck over other players.
>>16478>>16476Actually can i use a bow?
>>16485Yes. I recommend investing in dexterity points, and possibly starting as a Fighter
>>16484>druid powersI'm using an alternate form ability: closer to lycanthropy than anything else.
>>16485>can I
>>16485>>16488On second though, I think Ranger might be a better starting class. Let me look into it.
>>16487Still using your freebies to be a dick and make the game unfun for everyone else
>>16486>starting as a FighterIf she started as a Bard, and then just focused her way to Blackguard, she'd immediately gain proficiency in all martial weapons upon attaining the class.
>>16490So are rangers. Except she could have the minimum required attack bonus at level 6 with ranger rather than 8 with bard. Of course the guitar is a bonus for a bard
>>16488You might want to wait for GM before making any finite decisions
(Blacknight/bard, guitar-goddess ftw). He's the one who actually knows what he's talking about...
>>16490I thought i couldn't be a blackguard though.
>>16493You can, you just need to start in something else
>>16491Yeah, but then she'd just have 6 levels in Ranger and just get a hcouple good-ish feats, instead of having all those cool Bard skills and musical powers.
>>16493You can, you just can't
start as one: you pick another class as your base.
>>16492>>16495I do like the blacknight/musical godess combo
>>16496Ikr. They're two most fun classes anyway.
Taylor should be an Aasimar; being a literal demigod herself.
>>16499>Occasionally they take on the vengeful, judgmental aspect of their celestial ancestorTaylor Swift is a fierce deity.
>>16501But of course.
Feminists don't call her an "Elitist Nazi Barbie" for no reason, after all.
>>16500>>16502Look, just play like you did a little over a week ago, and not like you did over this weekend, and I'll shut the hell up
>>16503I'm still evolving my play plans, but it won't all be the same as last week.
>>16505Won't be like last weekend*
>>16505>>16506What happened last weekend.
>>16507I took all the good loot and tried to >rape him.
>>16507I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.
>>16509>>16508We will get along just fine.
>>16507Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep
>>16509>wildShe's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society
>>16510I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating
>>16511>keeping herShe's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.
>>16512And now Trollestia will free her so she can reenter society
>>16513>free herIt isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.
>>16514Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods
>>16515>where you are keeping herOh come on. Where else was she supposed to take her for the day?
>>16511I dont steal loot dont worry
>>16516Where Trollestia and Tourcil took the elves, since they are the most similarly situated.
But in general I am referring to what was said in
>>15523>>16517Oh good
>>16516I mean in general just stop being a dick in gameplay
>>16518I cant promise i wont try to rape you though.
>>16518Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.
>>16521I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally
>>16521Obviously I was going to try to get the unicorn anyways
>>16521>pulls out the swordKek, nice double entendre
>>16521Good thats the way i like it.
>>16438>>16417Hey, I didn't ask for >rape
Y'all ar the ones erotic roleplaying
>>16438Uhh, Torc is a Scottish Meme Mage
Tracy is a >rape-y horse rogue
Infernius is the nazi cleric
Trumpadlin is a padali of trump
And Nordic anon is playing a filly bard
>>16500How many deities are there?
>>16528Unknown, but it's been suggested that they should be powerful memes.
>>16530... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.