/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>16320
".... ok...."
>>16322
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How can you catch something that missed you by a mile
[JUST intensifies]

[1d20 = 1]
>>16324
me have ggod hands, you can ask thez ;)

>>16325
kek

>>16325
ignore that 1

>>16324
"Hee hee." ^_^
Okay so now, I'm seriously going to pass out. You can't irrevocably kill eachother, but try to keep the mess sub-Chat-tier sudoku.

>>16327
Ahhahahahahaha!
"Ahhahahahahaha!"

>>16328
*Chad

>>16331
i will when you do

Praise Epona

>>16331
"Answer me Tracy!"

>>16335
okay...

>>16336
wanna duel while the are asleep?

>>16337
But why

>>16329
I just realized that GM's multiple personalities agreeing in sync is actually a lot spookier than hearing two voices....

Goodnight

>>16340
But I already claimed her. She's already mine

>>16341
except shes not though.

>>16342
But she is

>>16343
how can she be yours when she is mine?

Tracy realizes she's going to have to spend quite a while building all her new friends their own individual cucksheds around the golf course, just to protect them from wanting humanoids...

>>16344
Now how does Thez feel about that? But the answer is simple: She's mine and mine alone

>>16345
FUCKIN' FIGHT ME BITCH!

>>16346
thez obvisly doesnt like it, and adolfa is mine.
>>16348
alright

>>16349
No I'm fighting Tracy. She's the one who insulted me

>>16349
But why are you being so disrespectful to your waifu? It's against her wishes

>>16350
because fillies are super adorable and i need an apprentice.

>>16350
>>16352
Y'all think of her like some kind of toy/pet don't you?

>>16353
Do you not know what an apprentice is?
>>16354
did you and he work something out then?

>>16382
Gah!

"NO ONE... IS 'CLAIMING'... OUR NEW FRIEND!!"
>>16349
Thez doesn't like it, but not for the reasons you're probably thinking. In the meantime, Bob tells Thez all sorts of things the party has been up to (just giving legitimacy to her knowing stuff above/beyond being inside GM's head).

>>16385
>Tfw the literal devil is usually the only voice of reason for this group of hooligans
Thank you very much, Thez.

>>16386
"YW. Which one are you?"

>>16387
Tracy's faggot.

>>16388
"Oh, good morning!"
Cheers.

>>16389
Good morning to you too, Thez.z.

>>16390
Thez runs up and puts the butterfly hairpin in Tracy's hair.
"Heee, much better! Nice cave by the way!"

>>16391
Tracy makes an indecipherable equine face.
"Th-thanks.."
"Hey.. Did you want your bag back?"
*offers bag, along with Infernius's other horn*

>>16392
"Nah, I don't really need it. I'd gotten complacent with having too much stuff. This suits me much better," she says, indicating a small onyx bracelet. "It doesn't hold NEARLY as much, but I kinda like packing light. I will take that though!" takes horn and <whoofs> away giggling.

For kicks, Thez pops her head out of the side-pocket of the quiver.
"BOO! Heeheeheehee!" <whoof>

>>16395
Tracy makes a shrieking neigh, and bucks her hind legs out into the air behind her at nothing, instinctively, as she catches herself from dropping the bag.

>>16234
>>16233
Oh god,
This is gonna be the case of the two rednekk uncles
>>16266
STOP ROLLING

So, Is Mr. Snek a framilier yet?

>>16392
Can I just get some kind of reassurance - any kind - that you're not going to be as much of an asshole, at least to me, in future playing sessions as you have been over the past month?

Hey

>>16398
Well, to be honest, I'd be lying if I said I would give up on trolling all over the place.. I can definitely cut all that pseudo-rulecuck crap I did earlier though: Idk why I was even doing it in the first place.
As for looting and kikery.. I'll try to be a bit more considerate. Keep in mind that my character can't even use most worn items that enemies will drop anyway, including but not limited to magic rings, pants, anything with small triggers, gloves/gauntlets, boots/greaves, helmets etc; so most of it is just going to end up in Lenos's workshop for anyone to take after I've had my fun, just like the golem parts did.

>>16401
Who?

>>16402
and armor*

>>16402
Just... Be nicer to me?

>>16405
NO! NEVER!
We'll NEVER be able to have fun together, EVER!

i dont have a character yet.

>>16408
Want to start one?

Is it as gay as germany says?

>>16408
Make one up any time, m8.
Just take a minute to think of what you'd like to play as, then.
>>16410
Not homosexual, but it gets autistic at times.

>>16410
Uh... It is not as gay as he say

>>16411
Whats the setting?

>>16413
Semi-medieval, fantasy-ish.
It's sort of multi-universal.

>>16412
How gay is it Aryanne?

>>16414
Would a space knight fit in?

>>16415
Autism. Erotic roleplay between male-female charcters played by males. Could be gayer I guess

>>16416
I tried that. GM shot it down. But if you want to be another Paladin in splendid armor, we could do that

>>16416
We're not in space (yet), but that sounds like it could be a fine edition.

>>16418
Reeeeeeeee I'm the space marine

>>16419
Then you'll have to compete for who plays the role better, should he choose to be one.

>>16417
>>16418
Uh which is it?
How many players?

>>16420
See Pic related

>>16421
GM said no to Bolters and Power Armor. 4 regular players

>>16421
~6ish players. 4 regular + one GM, and a guy who pops in every now and then.

>>16422
Arent paladins the goody goodies?

>>16424
We developed something called "Trump Good" to be a bit more flexible, but it's always fun to claim you are purging your foes out of the cause of righteousness

>>16424
Lawful Good, archetypal hero: They're crusaders who wield the power of righteousness, and defend those who cannot defend themselves.

>>16425
>>16426
Can i be an evil Palidan?

>>16427
We call those Blackguards, and I have two levels in the class.

>>16427
Yes.

>>16428
>>16429
Don't encourage this

>>16430
Black Knights ftw!

>>16428
>>16429
Thats what i want to be then.

>>16432
I've never been so happy to see you

>>16433
Welcome to the Dark Side, bro. Be strong, but not honorless.
Best to cook up a background for your character, while we wait for GM to return from real life.
Serious game-play goes on during the week, but feel free to banter 24/7.

>>16435
Can i talk to npcs and shit throughout the week?

>>16436
>npcs
GM plays the NPCs, so there's obvious limitations, but at times you might be able to.

So what are your guys characters?

>>16438
Mine is the Mighty and Noble Trumpaladin, dedicated to defending the city of Port Barry, Spreading the Holy Truth of Football, and riding all dimensions of demonic and bolshevik influence. Also spends a hell of a lot of time building things, making deals, and otherwise extending power and wealth. Also waifus

>>16439
Level 15 Paladin

>>16440
Patron God - the Holy Trinity of Elway, America, and Football, with Donald J Trump as his patron Saint

>>16439
We are probably gonna be conflicting alot arent we?

>>16442
It will be over quickly for you

i am dedicating this get for thez.

>>16444
NOW you do something to make her happy

>>16443
You wish trump knight.

>>16446
Oh I know, Bolshevik

>>16438
I play as Tracy Cage, an old OC from /mlp/ who represents the Element of Unoriginality. She's extremely edgy, unstable and psychotic, and is Trumpaladin's yandere stalker. (it started out as a way to harrass him, but then it became incredibly fun. I'm currently wearing his flag because he's still mad at me for being a dick...). She's a level 13 Rogue and a level 2 Blackguard. She's uses poisoned knives and a spiked chain for attack. Due to mostly bullshit augmenting herself with Outsider blood, she gained the ability to transform into a a flaming ghost-hoers, called a Nightmare.

We also have a +30 year old Meme Wizard; A red Minotaur Cleric who worships Hitler; and an "Angel Summoner", Alex Jones.

>>16444
Buy her some flowers too.

>>16447
>Bolshevik
[angry blackguard-fanatic noises]

>>16447
Its MADEM PRESIDENT to you,MORTAL

>>16442
We're always conflicting, but we've managed to just barely not kill each other until this point.

>>16449
This

You were a bit selfish earlier, Inferius

>>16451
....

>>16452
Only because Inferius was blocking me and I was too shortsighted to take the opportunity I had a couple nights ago

>>16448
Tracy is unironicly my favorite pony.

>>16454
She's a total bitch though in game

>>16454
Let's be friends /)

>>16449
ive got a surprise planed

>>16454
She'll fuck you over and steal your stuff like she does with literally everyone else

>>16457
>planed
Learning the skill to think ahead is a development in itself, but don't fuck up.

>>16457
>>16459
Just so long as it is better planned out than Tourcil's date or Tracy's rape attempt

>>16451
Are you doing a female blackguard?

>>16456
Id be glad to. Is there someway i can play the guitar and attack?

>>16461
Don't lead on decisions now. Give him time to think so he isn't locked in later

>>16462
Bard

>>16461
Queen taylor the blackguard.

>>16465
>Not a pony
Eh. I can live with that

>>16448
I miss the old Tracy...

>>16466
Is that ok?

>>16467
Why doesn't the cleric fix you then?

>>16468
Yes, and it's definitely better for applying the D&D rules. It's probably better that way so fewer people are fighting over who gets to fuck you

>>16469
I mean that Tracy used to be more fun to play with

>>16465
Sounds interesting.
>>16462
Sounds like a Bard spell, but Blackguard is prestige class anyway, so you could potentially have a couple levels in Bard as your base anyway.
>>16468
Perfectly fine.

>>16472
Whats a prestige class?

>>16470
Who gets to?

>>16474
We have three males in the group

>>16473
It looks like he's right. Black Guard requires certain perquisites to get in to, so you can't start as one. Something like warlock or wizard or rogue or bard may be fitting

>>16475
Any male feminists?

>>16473
Nerdy shit related to 3.5e D&D... (what GM bases his game partly off of)
It's the most convenient way to multi-class...
Don't worry too much about it though. We're all newfags to RPing.

>>16477
>Male Feminists
Kek. No. All Good Aligned, so no feminists. Although one got really sensitive about sex slavery for some reason

>>16479
>not a feminist
>hates sex slavery
Pick one

>>16476
If she takes the feats for it as her bonus, skims through two kinds of bibles in the library, and gives Thez a high-five, she could get there pretty quickly on her next level-up.

>>16480
I know right. We're going to have to have a talk with him

>>16481
It's not an insanely difficult set of prequisites, it's just not a starting class. And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more - I'm watching this

>>16482
>And no way in hell am I being liberal with other's people's powers any more
Oh please. Normally, your character should meditate every morning and select the spells he wants to use during the day, but we streamlined it because it's moar fun this way.

>>16483
Tweeting is a form of meditating. And it's not fun at all when the level 24 druid powers are used to fuck over other players.

>>16478
>>16476
Actually can i use a bow?

>>16485
Yes. I recommend investing in dexterity points, and possibly starting as a Fighter

>>16484
>druid powers
I'm using an alternate form ability: closer to lycanthropy than anything else.
>>16485
>can I

>>16486
Ok ima fighter then.

>>16485
>>16488
On second though, I think Ranger might be a better starting class. Let me look into it.

>>16487
Still using your freebies to be a dick and make the game unfun for everyone else

>>16486
>starting as a Fighter
If she started as a Bard, and then just focused her way to Blackguard, she'd immediately gain proficiency in all martial weapons upon attaining the class.

>>16490
So are rangers. Except she could have the minimum required attack bonus at level 6 with ranger rather than 8 with bard. Of course the guitar is a bonus for a bard

>>16488
You might want to wait for GM before making any finite decisions (Blacknight/bard, guitar-goddess ftw). He's the one who actually knows what he's talking about...

>>16490
I thought i couldn't be a blackguard though.

>>16493
You can, you just need to start in something else

>>16491
Yeah, but then she'd just have 6 levels in Ranger and just get a hcouple good-ish feats, instead of having all those cool Bard skills and musical powers.
>>16493
You can, you just can't start as one: you pick another class as your base.

>>16492
>>16495
I do like the blacknight/musical godess combo

>>16496
Ikr. They're two most fun classes anyway.
Taylor should be an Aasimar; being a literal demigod herself.

>>16497
This is a good idea

>>16498
>>16497
"Decidedly Good-Aligned"
I'll take it

>>16499
>Occasionally they take on the vengeful, judgmental aspect of their celestial ancestor
Taylor Swift is a fierce deity.

>>16500
Dubs confirm.

>>16501
But of course.
Feminists don't call her an "Elitist Nazi Barbie" for no reason, after all.

>>16500
>>16502
Look, just play like you did a little over a week ago, and not like you did over this weekend, and I'll shut the hell up

>>16503
I'm still evolving my play plans, but it won't all be the same as last week.

>>16505
Won't be like last weekend*

>>16505
>>16506
What happened last weekend.

>>16507
I took all the good loot and tried to >rape him.

>>16507
I also befriended the unicorn he was trying to fuck, stole her from the pirates who were keeping her, and released her into the wild.

>>16509
>>16508
We will get along just fine.

>>16507
Night 1: Left all participation from group activity to steal and secret away a plot element meant for another player
Night 2: Left combat to try to steal a vast amount of loot intended for all 4 players. Even after being called out for kikery, still ends up with the biggest share of loot obtained by the collective effort of ythe group
Night 3: at a moment that was supposed to allow character development for Tracy, as well as progress intercharcater relations, he instead attempyted (and failed) at a physical attack. Not stoping there, he tried to do it again, and failed. He made it clear pretty quickly that he was not going to stop, and then physically attacked a third time. I had to ban so I could try to go to sleep

>>16509
>wild
She's a civilized person, you're keeping her from society

>>16510
I will ban you from the image board, and I am not joking or exaggerating

>>16511
>keeping her
She's free to go where she wishes. Tracy only led her there so she wouldn't get eaten by jibberniggers.

>>16512
And now Trollestia will free her so she can reenter society

>>16513
>free her
It isn't a prison, Anon.
Anyway, now that Krorak is taken care of, she'll be able to walk around Port Barry as a free pony.

>>16514
Only because Trollestia has offered to retrieve her from where you are keeping her in the woods

>>16515
>where you are keeping her
Oh come on. Where else was she supposed to take her for the day?

>>16511
I dont steal loot dont worry

>>16516
Where Trollestia and Tourcil took the elves, since they are the most similarly situated.
But in general I am referring to what was said in >>15523
>>16517
Oh good

>>16516
I mean in general just stop being a dick in gameplay

>>16518
I cant promise i wont try to rape you though.

>>16519
Eh, good enough.

>>16518
Well, either way, I don't regret the decision. It seemed most rational to me at the time, calculus aside.
I actually didn't expect Korak to be defeated so early, so I had planned to have Tracy lead her friend out to the Port only in disguise before the next development was made.
>>16519
Careful, he pulls pulls out the sword as soon as things get rough.

>>16521
I definitely thought you were going to kill her. I was also sure Korak would show to the football game, and I thought he could be kept as an ally

>>16521
Obviously I was going to try to get the unicorn anyways

>>16521
>pulls out the sword
Kek, nice double entendre

>>16521
Good thats the way i like it.

>>16438
>>16417
Hey, I didn't ask for >rape
Y'all ar the ones erotic roleplaying
>>16438
Uhh, Torc is a Scottish Meme Mage
Tracy is a >rape-y horse rogue
Infernius is the nazi cleric
Trumpadlin is a padali of trump
And Nordic anon is playing a filly bard

>>16526
Heilo torculi

>>16500
How many deities are there?

>>16528
Unknown, but it's been suggested that they should be powerful memes.

>>16529
Christ-chan?

>>16530
... I-I think she would be deeply offended I she were associated with such shameless idolatry..
Yes.