Quick Rundown:
This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.
>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.
>>13270 →
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.
>>13279 →
>>13282 →
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.
>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.
>13285
>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.
And with that, the Game continues.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>13316
The opportunity, yes. Its gone now, you'll have to deal with the dwarf if you want the unicorn.
The opportunity, yes. Its gone now, you'll have to deal with the dwarf if you want the unicorn.
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>>13319
So, I've been book-flipping to consider her level, when I wondered, is it even possible for Tracy to class as Wilder when already having the Chaotic Mind feat? The feat itself excludes power manifestation (haven't tried manifesting any yet, so no damage, sort-of..).
So, I've been book-flipping to consider her level, when I wondered, is it even possible for Tracy to class as Wilder when already having the Chaotic Mind feat? The feat itself excludes power manifestation (haven't tried manifesting any yet, so no damage, sort-of..).
>>13323
Because its part of the contract he agreed to. Ben's business contract is currently Thez' only way of communicating with the party, and if you think you're taking the Terrascue AND Kefka down without her, wew. Just, wew.
Because its part of the contract he agreed to. Ben's business contract is currently Thez' only way of communicating with the party, and if you think you're taking the Terrascue AND Kefka down without her, wew. Just, wew.
>>13324
Ah.. So, the contract allows Thez to communicate with this plane then, with Ben as the middleman.
Ah.. So, the contract allows Thez to communicate with this plane then, with Ben as the middleman.
I need to stop beginning posts with "Ah". It's even more retarded than stuttering irl.
>>13319
But it's his unicorn. How am I supposed to take someone else's property except through dealing with the owner? I already tried to take her by civil asset forfeiture and confiscation for customs violations, and you shot that down.
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But it's his unicorn. How am I supposed to take someone else's property except through dealing with the owner? I already tried to take her by civil asset forfeiture and confiscation for customs violations, and you shot that down.
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>>13325
The contract allows them to exchange cross-planar business materials, supplies, and resources. This is made incredibly difficult because time in Hell moves MUCH faster than the Game in the passage of time, but much slower than the Game in the actual procession of days, weeks, months, etc. It is for this reason that a year in Hell feels like an eternity, because it is experienced as such even though it takes place in a chronologically short amount of time.
>>13326
Well, you could've adopted the habit of beginning your sentences with 'well', so quit ur bitchin.
>>13327
Yes, because it was jewish cuz you would have appropriated her for your own use
The contract allows them to exchange cross-planar business materials, supplies, and resources. This is made incredibly difficult because time in Hell moves MUCH faster than the Game in the passage of time, but much slower than the Game in the actual procession of days, weeks, months, etc. It is for this reason that a year in Hell feels like an eternity, because it is experienced as such even though it takes place in a chronologically short amount of time.
>>13326
Well, you could've adopted the habit of beginning your sentences with 'well', so quit ur bitchin.
>>13327
Yes, because it was jewish cuz you would have appropriated her for your own use
Pssst, mainboard rape
>>13328
>something something legal confiscation is Jewish
Uh, yeah? When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
>something something legal confiscation is Jewish
Uh, yeah? When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
>>13330
I'm not sure how to respond. When you word it that way, it seems as though you are making my point of me.
I'm not sure how to respond. When you word it that way, it seems as though you are making my point of me.
>>13330
>When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
When they do that, they're being pretty fucking Jewish.
>When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
When they do that, they're being pretty fucking Jewish.
>>13331
I'm not understanding you. Trumpaladin wants to acquire x that is in the possession and presumably ownership of party y. He can't rob and murder party y because of character alignment restrictions. That leaves a number of means to that end
I'm not understanding you. Trumpaladin wants to acquire x that is in the possession and presumably ownership of party y. He can't rob and murder party y because of character alignment restrictions. That leaves a number of means to that end
>>13334
Yes. "I want that. I should take it from him cuz reasons and then take it for myself." That's textbook jewish.
Yes. "I want that. I should take it from him cuz reasons and then take it for myself." That's textbook jewish.
Football
>>13336
Have you ever bought anything for personal use ever? By your logic, if you answered yes, then you are a Jew
Have you ever bought anything for personal use ever? By your logic, if you answered yes, then you are a Jew
>>13338
No, because I have paid through labor to acquire the means, and I've always given fair and agreed value of time from it. I've only used credit cards this past year, so I can state that previous inequivocally. Xp
No, because I have paid through labor to acquire the means, and I've always given fair and agreed value of time from it. I've only used credit cards this past year, so I can state that previous inequivocally. Xp
>>13339
What is Trump proposed to offer Korak in exchange for getting his shit jacked, other than a new guy to kill?
What is Trump proposed to offer Korak in exchange for getting his shit jacked, other than a new guy to kill?
>>13339
Then why did you say "the opportunity is gone, now you have to deal with the dwarf" as if to imply there was any other way to take possession except through business contract, if the only valid means is business contract?
Then why did you say "the opportunity is gone, now you have to deal with the dwarf" as if to imply there was any other way to take possession except through business contract, if the only valid means is business contract?
>>13341
Because fuck you, that's why
>>13340
I don't understand your question. Are you talking about when Tourcil took the elves?
Because fuck you, that's why
>>13340
I don't understand your question. Are you talking about when Tourcil took the elves?
>>13344
The game left off with Trumpaladin just having made a deal to resurrect all Pirates Tourcil murdered in exchange for the unicorn, and with the Pirates all invited to a football game
The game left off with Trumpaladin just having made a deal to resurrect all Pirates Tourcil murdered in exchange for the unicorn, and with the Pirates all invited to a football game
>>13346
Yes, and that deal was made before Korak would return to the ship and find the elves gone. Now, he's pissed because he's been had.
Yes, and that deal was made before Korak would return to the ship and find the elves gone. Now, he's pissed because he's been had.
>>13351
Then you might want to put all of your skill points into diplomacy, because he's gonna' be mad...
Then you might want to put all of your skill points into diplomacy, because he's gonna' be mad...
>>13351
I look forward to it. I've already thought of two possible scenarios in which no one has to die (though there will be beatings)
I look forward to it. I've already thought of two possible scenarios in which no one has to die (though there will be beatings)
>>13359
I said she pocketed just whatever looked most interesting that she could carry with her (so I guess the most valuable-looking coins and some gems).
I said she pocketed just whatever looked most interesting that she could carry with her (so I guess the most valuable-looking coins and some gems).
>>13360
Yes, and there was nothing interesting. Tracy could however use this opportunity to reveal the side-pocket of the quiver if she wanted to improve relations with Trump
Yes, and there was nothing interesting. Tracy could however use this opportunity to reveal the side-pocket of the quiver if she wanted to improve relations with Trump
>>13362
Maybe, but I'm still salty about that GET. Assests will be pooled only after the wedding ceremony is completed. Until then, they'll just sit in her bag and be spent on pretty-much nothing, because she doesn't really into materialism.
Maybe, but I'm still salty about that GET. Assests will be pooled only after the wedding ceremony is completed. Until then, they'll just sit in her bag and be spent on pretty-much nothing, because she doesn't really into materialism.
>>13359
Trumpaladin assumed that if Tracy had taken anything, she would have produced it to him to prove that she found the hoard at all. If he finds out she had coins or whatever and didn't mention it, he'd assume she was secreting it away, which he's in a far too optimistic mood to even speculate about.
Trumpaladin assumed that if Tracy had taken anything, she would have produced it to him to prove that she found the hoard at all. If he finds out she had coins or whatever and didn't mention it, he'd assume she was secreting it away, which he's in a far too optimistic mood to even speculate about.
>>13363
>Tracy has no reason at all to violate Trumpaladin's trust and do the one thing he very specifically asked her repeatedly not to do, she just does it irrationally and without cause
This post makes me sad...
>Tracy has no reason at all to violate Trumpaladin's trust and do the one thing he very specifically asked her repeatedly not to do, she just does it irrationally and without cause
This post makes me sad...
>>13366
>expecting a yandere relationship without secrets
She'll surprise you with it after the wedding ceremony. Until then, your respective properties are under separate domains.
>expecting a yandere relationship without secrets
She'll surprise you with it after the wedding ceremony. Until then, your respective properties are under separate domains.
>>13361
>You mean the slaves
I think that no character, not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves. Inferius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy don't even know that they were carrying elves. Only Trollestia and Tourcil know that the elves have been removed from the ship - not even the pirates know this. I am not sure anyone at all knows how many elves were removed. When Korak tells Trumpaladin that some of his cargo is missing, Trumpaladin is going to have to take Korak's word for it, with regards to the fact of it being taken, what was taken, how much was taken, when, and how valuable
>>13367
He specifically requested that she disclose all findings. It's even in the agreement concerning the child
>You mean the slaves
I think that no character, not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves. Inferius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy don't even know that they were carrying elves. Only Trollestia and Tourcil know that the elves have been removed from the ship - not even the pirates know this. I am not sure anyone at all knows how many elves were removed. When Korak tells Trumpaladin that some of his cargo is missing, Trumpaladin is going to have to take Korak's word for it, with regards to the fact of it being taken, what was taken, how much was taken, when, and how valuable
>>13367
He specifically requested that she disclose all findings. It's even in the agreement concerning the child
>>13369
>He specifically requested that she disclose all findings.
During the talks with the Dwarf, she said "I have assets." (didn't say how much, because she didn't count it yet). That was conveniently just a bit before to Trumpaladin put his hand over her mouth to stop her from speaking anymore.
As for the Jew-gold. She already declared that.
>not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves.
They had shackles on and were being stowed in the cargo hold, m8. It was pretty clear they were slaves. Trollestia could also speak to them, and it she understood they were being held captive against their will.
Regardless, the situation is that Korak is going to return to his ship, find out that his cargo is missing, and then that's when things will go down in the next session.
>He specifically requested that she disclose all findings.
During the talks with the Dwarf, she said "I have assets." (didn't say how much, because she didn't count it yet). That was conveniently just a bit before to Trumpaladin put his hand over her mouth to stop her from speaking anymore.
As for the Jew-gold. She already declared that.
>not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves.
They had shackles on and were being stowed in the cargo hold, m8. It was pretty clear they were slaves. Trollestia could also speak to them, and it she understood they were being held captive against their will.
Regardless, the situation is that Korak is going to return to his ship, find out that his cargo is missing, and then that's when things will go down in the next session.
>>13370
>I have assets
That refers to, well, assets that are hers.
>mentioned the Jew gold
She mentioned that the she found the location of the Jew gold. Taking a portion of the Jew hold into her personal possession and never declaring it (or waiting until a "wedding") is a specific circumstance anticipated by trump when he asked her to help find it and when he made the agreement not to take the child.
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>I have assets
That refers to, well, assets that are hers.
>mentioned the Jew gold
She mentioned that the she found the location of the Jew gold. Taking a portion of the Jew hold into her personal possession and never declaring it (or waiting until a "wedding") is a specific circumstance anticipated by trump when he asked her to help find it and when he made the agreement not to take the child.
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>>13370
>the slaves
GM said no one knew it was as chattel, but if Tourcil and Trollestia infer (if trollestia talked to them it didn't happen in game play) that they are slaves, then that's their little secret
>the slaves
GM said no one knew it was as chattel, but if Tourcil and Trollestia infer (if trollestia talked to them it didn't happen in game play) that they are slaves, then that's their little secret
>>13371
>Taking a portion
I said she took a few coins and/or some gems if they looked interesting, as in for the sake of bringing back proof, not taking a large portion for herself to do whatever (what would she do with just a few coins anyway?)
>assets that are [i]hers[i].
Thez's intentions may have been ambiguous when she gave her the quiver, but Tracy already would've considered it and its to be a replacement for her knife cozy.
Anyway, just focus on your own character's knowledge until that point in The Game comes up.
>Taking a portion
I said she took a few coins and/or some gems if they looked interesting, as in for the sake of bringing back proof, not taking a large portion for herself to do whatever (what would she do with just a few coins anyway?)
>assets that are [i]hers[i].
Thez's intentions may have been ambiguous when she gave her the quiver, but Tracy already would've considered it and its to be a replacement for her knife cozy.
Anyway, just focus on your own character's knowledge until that point in The Game comes up.
>>13373
>as if for the purpose of proving the find
Legit question, why did she not produce it when she said she made the find? Was she waiting for him to ask?
>the quiver
The quiver is Tracy's. It's none of Trumaladin's business.
I am focusing on my character knowledge, damn it! Right now, he's under the assumption that everyone can get everything they want, and he can in fact have two scoops.
>as if for the purpose of proving the find
Legit question, why did she not produce it when she said she made the find? Was she waiting for him to ask?
>the quiver
The quiver is Tracy's. It's none of Trumaladin's business.
I am focusing on my character knowledge, damn it! Right now, he's under the assumption that everyone can get everything they want, and he can in fact have two scoops.
>>13373
I was being deliberately ambiguous. Giving you her quiver was a very calculated decision which was pushed earlier in the fight than I had intended because Tracy was already unarmed. It was intended to be a replacement knife cozy, and the side pocket is a bag of holding the size of a broom closet. You had mentioned the efficient quiver or whatever it is (Elohna or w/e) and that's essentially what Thez' is, except more suited to brutal murder.
It was known through limited empathic 'dialogue' between Troll and the slaves that they WERE slaves, so her response is entirely accurate. The removal of the slaves was a given as soon as Torcuil summoned her. What isn't known is the state that an angry troll would leave the below-deck of a slave ship in, but it was intended to cause massive butt devastation.
I was being deliberately ambiguous. Giving you her quiver was a very calculated decision which was pushed earlier in the fight than I had intended because Tracy was already unarmed. It was intended to be a replacement knife cozy, and the side pocket is a bag of holding the size of a broom closet. You had mentioned the efficient quiver or whatever it is (Elohna or w/e) and that's essentially what Thez' is, except more suited to brutal murder.
It was known through limited empathic 'dialogue' between Troll and the slaves that they WERE slaves, so her response is entirely accurate. The removal of the slaves was a given as soon as Torcuil summoned her. What isn't known is the state that an angry troll would leave the below-deck of a slave ship in, but it was intended to cause massive butt devastation.
>>13378
I know this is the kind of thing that really would be settled in gameplay, but did all of the Pirates who were conscious leave the ship and go to Trumpaladin?
Also, since the trip from the building to the ship has got to be at least one quarter mile, maybe more, do I get several free actions?
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I know this is the kind of thing that really would be settled in gameplay, but did all of the Pirates who were conscious leave the ship and go to Trumpaladin?
Also, since the trip from the building to the ship has got to be at least one quarter mile, maybe more, do I get several free actions?
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>>13382
>doesn't even remember killing what sounds like a large number of things
Does nothing sate you?
>doesn't even remember killing what sounds like a large number of things
Does nothing sate you?
>>13385
>killing a guy who would be a powerful ally to have in combat against the archmage or other battles, who has a powerful small army we could call on, who is well liked by everyone in the town, who could procure for us rare things from far away, and who knows much about our enemies
No. Just no. That should not be your first thought
>omae wa
I'm guessing that's either some sort of Celtic or some sort of weeaboo
>killing a guy who would be a powerful ally to have in combat against the archmage or other battles, who has a powerful small army we could call on, who is well liked by everyone in the town, who could procure for us rare things from far away, and who knows much about our enemies
No. Just no. That should not be your first thought
>omae wa
I'm guessing that's either some sort of Celtic or some sort of weeaboo
GM, what to the additive modifiers on a Monster's skill list entail? As in, when using a monster's natural skill that says "Concentration +25", does that really entail a +25 addition to the roll for the Concentration check ( i assume it doesn't, but what does it do?)?
Also, after counting her skulls, Tracy moves over to the library and looks at the atlases on local geography, in an attempt to garner information on the Emperor's city. (it's not actually him I have to kill before i can get the assassin class,
is it? He seems like the final boss, almost.)
Also, after counting her skulls, Tracy moves over to the library and looks at the atlases on local geography, in an attempt to garner information on the Emperor's city. (it's not actually him I have to kill before i can get the assassin class,
is it? He seems like the final boss, almost.)
>>13388
There's a page full of modifiers. It's something like a 10 or 11 breaks even, les is negative, and higher is a few points added
I think Tracy would start where she left off, which is in Trumpaladin's arms as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks. But noted for when there is time later
I knew you were full of shit when you said you were not trying to take him for your assassin class
There's a page full of modifiers. It's something like a 10 or 11 breaks even, les is negative, and higher is a few points added
I think Tracy would start where she left off, which is in Trumpaladin's arms as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks. But noted for when there is time later
I knew you were full of shit when you said you were not trying to take him for your assassin class
>>13389
>as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks.
Weren't they all at the tower?
I didn't believe it, but I felt it was implied. I was just wondering who the "Emperor" in question was for the quest.
>as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks.
Weren't they all at the tower?
I didn't believe it, but I felt it was implied. I was just wondering who the "Emperor" in question was for the quest.
>>13386
It's weeaboo, but fun fact: I have never actually watched anime. But cletic could be good to use
And he's also a slaver, keeps dropping hints about wanting to steal Trump's wife, and who know what else
Besides, pirates don't have a reputation for being honest.
His first mate could be a completely different story though.
It's weeaboo, but fun fact: I have never actually watched anime. But cletic could be good to use
And he's also a slaver, keeps dropping hints about wanting to steal Trump's wife, and who know what else
Besides, pirates don't have a reputation for being honest.
His first mate could be a completely different story though.
>>13390
They were all outside of an apartment which would have been inside of a newly constructed tower building in Port Barry, presumably located next to the main plaza. It's not going to be a full 58 story building because there is no steel and I'm not sure if I can get away with mule-powered elevators, but it's still much taller than any building previously existing in Port Barry. Trump left to go with the Pirates to their ship after he made the deal, so he could help execute the transaction and talk them into converting to Football/whatever other arrangements are necessary to get them into being reliable allies. He picks up Tracy and carries her so he can be she isn't off doing something that would mess everything up *cough* Tourcil cough *cough*, so he could have an ally should the Pirates try to fight him, and frankly because poor Tracy being left alone was just kind of a sad sight. So they should be walking now just outside the apartment building.
Actually you're right, it's an entirely different guy that Thez mentioned in some letter. Just if you go kill this guy, be sure to tell your Flashy so he can send in an army to complete the job of spreading freedom and democracy
They were all outside of an apartment which would have been inside of a newly constructed tower building in Port Barry, presumably located next to the main plaza. It's not going to be a full 58 story building because there is no steel and I'm not sure if I can get away with mule-powered elevators, but it's still much taller than any building previously existing in Port Barry. Trump left to go with the Pirates to their ship after he made the deal, so he could help execute the transaction and talk them into converting to Football/whatever other arrangements are necessary to get them into being reliable allies. He picks up Tracy and carries her so he can be she isn't off doing something that would mess everything up *cough* Tourcil cough *cough*, so he could have an ally should the Pirates try to fight him, and frankly because poor Tracy being left alone was just kind of a sad sight. So they should be walking now just outside the apartment building.
Actually you're right, it's an entirely different guy that Thez mentioned in some letter. Just if you go kill this guy, be sure to tell your Flashy so he can send in an army to complete the job of spreading freedom and democracy
>>13391
>slaver
Eh, no one is perfect. But we can talk him into different industries. You know, if given a chance to talk out these problems.
>wants to steal Trump's wife
Trump doesn't have a wife in this dimension, and he stopped doing legal marriages after getting a criminal conviction for bigamy in his past life. But I'm sure that if he did, she'd be so desirable everyone would want to steal her. But wife stealing from a professional and notorious waifu thief is not so easy.
>pirates are not so honest
It was established that he and the Pirates could be trusted so long as it was in their best interest to do something. They want glory and good reputation, they love and carry about Port Barry, they like wenches, they don't want to die and know we can kill them, they want the arch-Mage dead, they took interest in the Broncos, and they stand to benefit from the economy being successful. So really, there's an extremely high amount of overlap between their interests and the group's, besides the fact that they can be bribed and threatened. Their behavior is frankly more predictable than certian party members, and in a way more trust worthy.
>first mate
He might be better. He might be a total dick. What we do know is that Korak was willing to offer his ship as support in attacking the arch-mage, and was willing to provide a large amount of information about our enemies. He was also willing to back down after having his ship robbed and his men murdered. But thank you for mentioning the first mate, I'll think about recruiting him.
>slaver
Eh, no one is perfect. But we can talk him into different industries. You know, if given a chance to talk out these problems.
>wants to steal Trump's wife
Trump doesn't have a wife in this dimension, and he stopped doing legal marriages after getting a criminal conviction for bigamy in his past life. But I'm sure that if he did, she'd be so desirable everyone would want to steal her. But wife stealing from a professional and notorious waifu thief is not so easy.
>pirates are not so honest
It was established that he and the Pirates could be trusted so long as it was in their best interest to do something. They want glory and good reputation, they love and carry about Port Barry, they like wenches, they don't want to die and know we can kill them, they want the arch-Mage dead, they took interest in the Broncos, and they stand to benefit from the economy being successful. So really, there's an extremely high amount of overlap between their interests and the group's, besides the fact that they can be bribed and threatened. Their behavior is frankly more predictable than certian party members, and in a way more trust worthy.
>first mate
He might be better. He might be a total dick. What we do know is that Korak was willing to offer his ship as support in attacking the arch-mage, and was willing to provide a large amount of information about our enemies. He was also willing to back down after having his ship robbed and his men murdered. But thank you for mentioning the first mate, I'll think about recruiting him.
>>13393
Marriage requires trust, little pony.
>details
I'm just going to say that he had weapons of mass destruction regardless. All you need to tell me is when and where.
Marriage requires trust, little pony.
>details
I'm just going to say that he had weapons of mass destruction regardless. All you need to tell me is when and where.
>>13388
>concentration +25
That's precisely what it means. This is why it is necessary that players dole out their skill points, so I can give them more than a 10 in stealth, for example. A saving throw or skill check is influenced by the relevant attribute (ex: dex for tumbling or the following), the character's skill rank (20 or w/e) and other miscellaneous modifiers from items, spells, or w/e. A 15'th level rogue can only have a max rank of 15 toward an attempt to set a trap. With a decent dex he would probably get a +2. This means that on a 20 die-roll he could make a DC 17 trap. That means that another rogue needs a 17 or better on their spot check, and roll a DC 17 on their disarm check, also with modifiers applied.
I've been almost entirely nerfing the skills system so far.
>concentration +25
That's precisely what it means. This is why it is necessary that players dole out their skill points, so I can give them more than a 10 in stealth, for example. A saving throw or skill check is influenced by the relevant attribute (ex: dex for tumbling or the following), the character's skill rank (20 or w/e) and other miscellaneous modifiers from items, spells, or w/e. A 15'th level rogue can only have a max rank of 15 toward an attempt to set a trap. With a decent dex he would probably get a +2. This means that on a 20 die-roll he could make a DC 17 trap. That means that another rogue needs a 17 or better on their spot check, and roll a DC 17 on their disarm check, also with modifiers applied.
I've been almost entirely nerfing the skills system so far.
>>13395
>All you need to tell me is when and where.
That'd be beside the point.
>marriage requires trust
Then stop dragging your feet and get ready to finish the ceremony, you deadbeat.
>All you need to tell me is when and where.
That'd be beside the point.
>marriage requires trust
Then stop dragging your feet and get ready to finish the ceremony, you deadbeat.
>>13397
Think about this. Do you want this freedom mission to go down more like after killing Ghadaffi in Libya and no troops were sent in, or like Iraq where there was a proper occupation alongside killing the dictator? Except of course minus the pulling out part. Because as Tracy should know, Trumpaladin does not pull out.
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Think about this. Do you want this freedom mission to go down more like after killing Ghadaffi in Libya and no troops were sent in, or like Iraq where there was a proper occupation alongside killing the dictator? Except of course minus the pulling out part. Because as Tracy should know, Trumpaladin does not pull out.
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>>13396
I was hoping to allocate my characters skill points and levels when I finally got the class I wanted... I guess I could (with some help) if it'll make the game smoother though.
>tfw your super-saiyan form is still boss as fuck though
Would she have time to craft some potions at this point? I was looking for Potion of Rage.
I was hoping to allocate my characters skill points and levels when I finally got the class I wanted... I guess I could (with some help) if it'll make the game smoother though.
>tfw your super-saiyan form is still boss as fuck though
Would she have time to craft some potions at this point? I was looking for Potion of Rage.
>>13400
No potions. You can hold off applying some skill points, but you use stealth alot. Without applying points toward it, rogues like Korak can see you without rolling just by skill points.
No potions. You can hold off applying some skill points, but you use stealth alot. Without applying points toward it, rogues like Korak can see you without rolling just by skill points.
>>13398
Act like you're assuming my character has Good intentions/alignment. I don't even know who the target is, so the rough draft intention is "Kill this guy because he's a faggot and make a scene out of it people hate him, but mostly just because I want to and need to release all of this pent-up edge before I explode, and I kind of want to try the stunt that Thez suggested."
Please to asking me to clarify character motives. It's spoiling the fun.
Act like you're assuming my character has Good intentions/alignment. I don't even know who the target is, so the rough draft intention is "Kill this guy because he's a faggot and make a scene out of it people hate him, but mostly just because I want to and need to release all of this pent-up edge before I explode, and I kind of want to try the stunt that Thez suggested."
Please to asking me to clarify character motives. It's spoiling the fun.
Stealth is especially important to classify because its 2 checks in one; first one has to initially hide, then they have to move silently to maintain stealth. When moving they are beaten by listen checks, and when stationary they are beaten only by search checks.
>>13405
To give up on? No. I'll say the chain control is part of the nightmare-ism if you're worried.
To give up on? No. I'll say the chain control is part of the nightmare-ism if you're worried.
>>13402
Oh I don't care about intentions or whatever, I just want newly opened power vacuums to be communicated to my character in time to take advantage of the situation
Oh I don't care about intentions or whatever, I just want newly opened power vacuums to be communicated to my character in time to take advantage of the situation
>>13407
I'll say this much. If I suggest a course of action, consider it an intuitive thought that if gone along with might trigger a cinematic progress that will most probably result in a peaceful and beneficial exchange. I won't tell players anything more that "perhaps if", or "You should consider" or something along those lines.
>>13408
I would think a chest-plate would be less encumbering. Also to the earlier bone/skull question, it occurs to me that such materials would totally fit with the nightmare motif, as well as Tracy's character in general. Yeah, you can have an armor thing. You'll need it.
I'll say this much. If I suggest a course of action, consider it an intuitive thought that if gone along with might trigger a cinematic progress that will most probably result in a peaceful and beneficial exchange. I won't tell players anything more that "perhaps if", or "You should consider" or something along those lines.
>>13408
I would think a chest-plate would be less encumbering. Also to the earlier bone/skull question, it occurs to me that such materials would totally fit with the nightmare motif, as well as Tracy's character in general. Yeah, you can have an armor thing. You'll need it.
>>13409
Oh I was talking to "Mrs. Sentry," who wanted to start a party in some foreign land without inviting her Flashy. He said something about "stop asking for motives," and I was trying to explain "I don't care why you are killing this guy, just please give me a heads up so I can try to influence the new management"
Oh I was talking to "Mrs. Sentry," who wanted to start a party in some foreign land without inviting her Flashy. He said something about "stop asking for motives," and I was trying to explain "I don't care why you are killing this guy, just please give me a heads up so I can try to influence the new management"
>>13410
Gotcha. I threw in the bit about courses of action just cuz I was reminded. Trump and Tracy are the ones most involved in advancing the story, so that was an fyi.
Gotcha. I threw in the bit about courses of action just cuz I was reminded. Trump and Tracy are the ones most involved in advancing the story, so that was an fyi.
Also, Infernius attaining meta-psionics without changing classes confused me: how does acquisition of abilities work in this game? Can meta-magic/psionic abilities really just be attained through study? I'd just like some insight.
>>13409
We skullhoers nao.
Alright, there were three giant skulls and several other bones, and Tracy is experienced in working with them. They should make sufficient light-weight plating when attached to the hydra-skin armor.
>tfw no pics on Jewgle to illustrate what the armor looks like
>>13409
We skullhoers nao.
Alright, there were three giant skulls and several other bones, and Tracy is experienced in working with them. They should make sufficient light-weight plating when attached to the hydra-skin armor.
>tfw no pics on Jewgle to illustrate what the armor looks like
>>13412
>bone armor
Why you gotta wear such garish armor? Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor or something stylish like Korak's dandy armor
>bone armor
Why you gotta wear such garish armor? Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor or something stylish like Korak's dandy armor
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>>13413
>Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor
Don't. Fucking. Tempt. Me.
I've been wanting to do that for quite a while now: I had to make excuses not to do it.
>bronze
It's brass.
>Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor
Don't. Fucking. Tempt. Me.
I've been wanting to do that for quite a while now: I had to make excuses not to do it.
>bronze
It's brass.
>>13414
You can ask Lenos or your Flashy if you want to be in beautiful Amber clad. Notice how the poner on the right is well protected against most attacks, but gives off the look that she's fit to in the presence of royalty, while also retaining her natural cuteness and sexuality
You can ask Lenos or your Flashy if you want to be in beautiful Amber clad. Notice how the poner on the right is well protected against most attacks, but gives off the look that she's fit to in the presence of royalty, while also retaining her natural cuteness and sexuality
>>13415
By the way GM, I've been meaning to bring this up in gameplay. Can Fae be transformed into a Unicorn by Tourcil?
By the way GM, I've been meaning to bring this up in gameplay. Can Fae be transformed into a Unicorn by Tourcil?
>>13415
She'd make the most awesome armored surcoat too. Think of Hercules's Nemean Lion pelt, only with shining brass scales.
>>13415
Did that use-up just one skull, or all three? Anyway, that should at least protect her baby-maker.
>>13417
Unicorns and lions are natural enemies even in European mythology. Also, really?
She'd make the most awesome armored surcoat too. Think of Hercules's Nemean Lion pelt, only with shining brass scales.
>>13415
Did that use-up just one skull, or all three? Anyway, that should at least protect her baby-maker.
>>13417
Unicorns and lions are natural enemies even in European mythology. Also, really?
>>13417
Polymorph, yes. A willing subject can be given new form for 1min/level (Torc is 15) which 10rnds/minute is 150 rounds.
Polymorph, yes. A willing subject can be given new form for 1min/level (Torc is 15) which 10rnds/minute is 150 rounds.
>>13419
Well, I guess 15 minutes is technically long enough for my purposes if cast at precisely the right time, but is there any way to do it for a much longer period of time?
\r
Well, I guess 15 minutes is technically long enough for my purposes if cast at precisely the right time, but is there any way to do it for a much longer period of time?
\r
>>13423
Yes. Seeming is an illusory disguise spell. Tracy has a mask that can achieve those benefits without a spell though,....
Yes. Seeming is an illusory disguise spell. Tracy has a mask that can achieve those benefits without a spell though,....
>>13422
What would be the wisest distribution for those 6 stat points we have to allocate? I was thinking mostly dexterity, but idk... I was figuring she'd be in her monstrous form in situations during which she needed the epic strength boost, but I'm not sure exactly what each stat is useful for.
What would be the wisest distribution for those 6 stat points we have to allocate? I was thinking mostly dexterity, but idk... I was figuring she'd be in her monstrous form in situations during which she needed the epic strength boost, but I'm not sure exactly what each stat is useful for.
>>13426
Ah... *smacks self for doing it again*
Put that all into Dexterity then. She's already got monstrous (though limited) strength for situations where she really needs it.
Ah... *smacks self for doing it again*
Put that all into Dexterity then. She's already got monstrous (though limited) strength for situations where she really needs it.
>>13427
>Dexterity
That's... Actually a very good allocation of skill points for your character's play style
>Dexterity
That's... Actually a very good allocation of skill points for your character's play style
>>13429
Nightmare-form fighting feels like a separate play style altogether, but increased Dexterity seems better in both forms (especially since she can't use her hooves to hold stuff in that form, despite huge strength). It should at least be useful enough for stealth and speed.
How many skill points did we have to allocate again?
Nightmare-form fighting feels like a separate play style altogether, but increased Dexterity seems better in both forms (especially since she can't use her hooves to hold stuff in that form, despite huge strength). It should at least be useful enough for stealth and speed.
How many skill points did we have to allocate again?
>>13427
TRacy's dex is now 19 with subsequent bonus increase in several areas including AC and skill checks.
>>13430
I need to know Tracy's experience layout, including experience reserve for assassin (don't save them, by the time you kill the T and the nerd, she'll have more levels anyway).
Most classes have a formula for determining starting skill points, and gain class-specific points per level. I can crunch those numbers for everyone except Tracy right now (unless Infernius devoted more levels to psionics).
TRacy's dex is now 19 with subsequent bonus increase in several areas including AC and skill checks.
>>13430
I need to know Tracy's experience layout, including experience reserve for assassin (don't save them, by the time you kill the T and the nerd, she'll have more levels anyway).
Most classes have a formula for determining starting skill points, and gain class-specific points per level. I can crunch those numbers for everyone except Tracy right now (unless Infernius devoted more levels to psionics).
And with that, I'm out
>>13431
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Another character now has more points in some skill than mine does in charisma. *screetches childishly and autistically*
What is my lay out again?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Another character now has more points in some skill than mine does in charisma. *screetches childishly and autistically*
What is my lay out again?
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>>13397
>stop dragging your feet
Oh shit
NO fighting plz
Come to your consuler with your problems
Signed,
Torcuil
>stop dragging your feet
Oh shit
NO fighting plz
Come to your consuler with your problems
Signed,
Torcuil
Praise Epona.
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>>13431
Okay then.
Everything that didn't already go into Rogue goes into Blackguard. I've completely given up on Wilder, Pyro, and Psionic Fist, so just say those went into BG. Last I knew, she had two levels in Blackguard, but she'll need more in the future to realize her ambitions.
As for the rest, save it for Assassin.
Okay then.
Everything that didn't already go into Rogue goes into Blackguard. I've completely given up on Wilder, Pyro, and Psionic Fist, so just say those went into BG. Last I knew, she had two levels in Blackguard, but she'll need more in the future to realize her ambitions.
As for the rest, save it for Assassin.
>>13450
How is she fit for black guard? Also, the description in the 5th edition makes it look like grade A heresy
How is she fit for black guard? Also, the description in the 5th edition makes it look like grade A heresy
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>>13451
>How is she fit for black guard?
Well, she's already got the prereq's for it. Nightmare is the quintessential Blackguard mount too, so the thematics fit. Blackguard spells are lawful evil, so that fits my ghost rider narrative.
Also, I'm an edgelord and a megalomaniac to boot. I have since changed the root of my character development plans and ambitions.
>>13452
Oh hush. You're only barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements for Paladin anyway.
>How is she fit for black guard?
Well, she's already got the prereq's for it. Nightmare is the quintessential Blackguard mount too, so the thematics fit. Blackguard spells are lawful evil, so that fits my ghost rider narrative.
Also, I'm an edgelord and a megalomaniac to boot. I have since changed the root of my character development plans and ambitions.
>>13452
Oh hush. You're only barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements for Paladin anyway.
>>13456
It's the lawful part that seems difficult to reconcile with her
>Barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements
I'll rebut this when I can think of an argument
It's the lawful part that seems difficult to reconcile with her
>Barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements
I'll rebut this when I can think of an argument
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>>13456
Look, all I'm saying, is that she's been on knife's edge to getting exterminatused for a while now
>Megalomaniac
Well, that would explain the root of the problem THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, DAMN IT
Look, all I'm saying, is that she's been on knife's edge to getting exterminatused for a while now
>Megalomaniac
Well, that would explain the root of the problem THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, DAMN IT
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>>13453
I wonder what kind of spells natsoc could have..
>detect Jew
>antisemitic field
>Iron fist
>Blitzkrieg
>Whiteskin
>Gotterdammerung
Could also look up Buddhist/Hindu rituals for aesthetics: they have 6 gorillion that involve swastikas as an essential part.
pic unrelated
I wonder what kind of spells natsoc could have..
>detect Jew
>antisemitic field
>Iron fist
>Blitzkrieg
>Whiteskin
>Gotterdammerung
Could also look up Buddhist/Hindu rituals for aesthetics: they have 6 gorillion that involve swastikas as an essential part.
pic unrelated
>>13464
But he repaints his OC (err... permutation of Iron Will) fairly regularly
>>13465
My character and yours need to have a talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9CLxtifXc
But he repaints his OC (err... permutation of Iron Will) fairly regularly
>>13465
My character and yours need to have a talk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9CLxtifXc
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>>13462
What kind of sword does your character use again? I might attempt shoops, if I find the motivation to stop being a lazy faggot.
What kind of sword does your character use again? I might attempt shoops, if I find the motivation to stop being a lazy faggot.
>>13472
In that you are correct.
If I take 13 ranks in Rogue (pretty sure that's minimum) and 2 in blackguard, will I still have the skill points needed to get the necessary ranks in disguise, hide, and move silently for the requirements of Assassin?
In that you are correct.
If I take 13 ranks in Rogue (pretty sure that's minimum) and 2 in blackguard, will I still have the skill points needed to get the necessary ranks in disguise, hide, and move silently for the requirements of Assassin?
>>13473
Well, Korak was able to spot you without any sort of spot or listen check. I'd be a bit worried about that.
Well, Korak was able to spot you without any sort of spot or listen check. I'd be a bit worried about that.
>>13473
Yes. Before taking the 2 blackguard ranks, you have 130 skill points to distribute. Rogues always get the most skill points, and it only takes 1 point to rank in class skills.
From Blackguard you also get 6 additional skill points as a blackguard
Yes. Before taking the 2 blackguard ranks, you have 130 skill points to distribute. Rogues always get the most skill points, and it only takes 1 point to rank in class skills.
From Blackguard you also get 6 additional skill points as a blackguard
>>13473
Also, I checked, and assassination is as a matter of fact Imperium approved. Just don't use the Blackguard harvest souls ability, at least don't use it on any human-esque enemies, and you won't get divorced https://youtu.be/RYtQMhnBtTw
Also, I checked, and assassination is as a matter of fact Imperium approved. Just don't use the Blackguard harvest souls ability, at least don't use it on any human-esque enemies, and you won't get divorced https://youtu.be/RYtQMhnBtTw
Wait, I did that wrong. Here's the equation
1st level: (8+1)x4
Additional levels: (8+1) x (increased levels)
36+(9 x 12) = (ans) + 6 (bg) =138 skill points.
No more than 18 points per class skills and no more that 9 per cross-class
1st level: (8+1)x4
Additional levels: (8+1) x (increased levels)
36+(9 x 12) = (ans) + 6 (bg) =138 skill points.
No more than 18 points per class skills and no more that 9 per cross-class
So Tracy can max out disguise, sneak, and hide and still have 84 skill points.
I'm still confused as to how this all works
>>13476
>Harvest souls ability
Wait, is that even a thing? The closest thing I can think of is Death Knell. Pretty sure only Necromancer's can pull a soul from the body.
No promises.
FYI. I normally make combat decisions based on what seems "edgier", so don't give me ideas if you don't want to see something.
>Harvest souls ability
Wait, is that even a thing? The closest thing I can think of is Death Knell. Pretty sure only Necromancer's can pull a soul from the body.
No promises.
FYI. I normally make combat decisions based on what seems "edgier", so don't give me ideas if you don't want to see something.
>>13481
At 2nd, you get aura of evil, detect good, poison use (blah), dark blessing (charisma bonus to saving throws), and smite good 1/day.
At 2nd, you get aura of evil, detect good, poison use (blah), dark blessing (charisma bonus to saving throws), and smite good 1/day.
>>13485
Ah.
Actually, can I spread those points between Wis, Int, and Dex then? I didn't think I would have so many skill points available when I put that all into Dex.
Ah.
Actually, can I spread those points between Wis, Int, and Dex then? I didn't think I would have so many skill points available when I put that all into Dex.
>>13486
Skill points are different from ability points. Also, your character has a lady bug charm that you never use. What do you want to trade for it?
GM, what are Trumpaladin's ability points?
Skill points are different from ability points. Also, your character has a lady bug charm that you never use. What do you want to trade for it?
GM, what are Trumpaladin's ability points?
>>13490
>your character has a lady bug charm that you never use.
Forgot about that.
>Skill points are different from ability points.
I figured she'd need the Dex for stealth.
>What do you want to trade for it?
Moar evil magic.
I get it though. She's a beast at this point, even when not transformed.
>your character has a lady bug charm that you never use.
Forgot about that.
>Skill points are different from ability points.
I figured she'd need the Dex for stealth.
>What do you want to trade for it?
Moar evil magic.
I get it though. She's a beast at this point, even when not transformed.
>>13492
Any chance you'd be willing to make a deal on the last bug charm?
>she's a beast at this point
Take another look at the number of rogue skills. You'll see pretty quickly why that class needs to have four times the number of skill points as the paladin class. There are far more things you need to spend it on
Any chance you'd be willing to make a deal on the last bug charm?
>she's a beast at this point
Take another look at the number of rogue skills. You'll see pretty quickly why that class needs to have four times the number of skill points as the paladin class. There are far more things you need to spend it on
Which incidentally, Infernius better be careful not to break himself with those arms.
>>13491
I could have sworn you had him at 14 Int last time
Are magical beasts covered by the "handle animal" skill or something else?
I could have sworn you had him at 14 Int last time
Are magical beasts covered by the "handle animal" skill or something else?
>>13497
No, Trump would need a separate skill for that (exotic). IDK about Int, above is whats written down. I'll look back when I have time.
No, Trump would need a separate skill for that (exotic). IDK about Int, above is whats written down. I'll look back when I have time.
In terms of Etherealness, how many actions does changing planes count as? Can sneak attacks be done in the same turn as changing planes?
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>>13502
For skill ranks, does the ability score modifier give free ranks, or free points on a skill check?
Also, how do I gain the Negotiator feat?
For skill ranks, does the ability score modifier give free ranks, or free points on a skill check?
Also, how do I gain the Negotiator feat?
>>13502
If a new ability point is applied to int, raising it to 14, would the int modifier retroactively apply to skill points gained (since it would raise the modifier from +1 to +2) or only prospectively?
If a new ability point is applied to int, raising it to 14, would the int modifier retroactively apply to skill points gained (since it would raise the modifier from +1 to +2) or only prospectively?
>>13508
>rejected
That only applies for spaces that are filled with solid material.
Anyway, I've been playing true to the Element of Unoriginality: all of my options I've considered have been rip-offs of something I've seen on 4chan.
>rejected
That only applies for spaces that are filled with solid material.
Anyway, I've been playing true to the Element of Unoriginality: all of my options I've considered have been rip-offs of something I've seen on 4chan.
>>13510
You would need a light armor proficiency for your current setup (technically medium also to add the breast plate, but its not a full breast plate yet). You would want two-weapon fighting to go double-knives,....
You would need a light armor proficiency for your current setup (technically medium also to add the breast plate, but its not a full breast plate yet). You would want two-weapon fighting to go double-knives,....
>>13514
Could quick draw apply to switching between weapons?
I'm feeling like Negotiator, Leadership, and Multi-attack
Could quick draw apply to switching between weapons?
I'm feeling like Negotiator, Leadership, and Multi-attack
>>13515
Yes, but don't forget that Trump needs 3 feats in armor. Oh hey look, humans get 1 extra skill point per level, giving trump an extra 15 skill points, same for Torcuil
Yes, but don't forget that Trump needs 3 feats in armor. Oh hey look, humans get 1 extra skill point per level, giving trump an extra 15 skill points, same for Torcuil
>>13517
18 in class skills and 9 in cross-class skills. Cross-class skills take 2 points, and for minotaur I used Hal-orc stats, which were already applied
18 in class skills and 9 in cross-class skills. Cross-class skills take 2 points, and for minotaur I used Hal-orc stats, which were already applied
>>13520
Yes. Armor proficiency pertains to a character's ability to move in armor, as well as utilize it properly in combat (deflection, protecting vitals, etc.). Its not like weapon proficiency where you get a negative to attack.
Yes. Armor proficiency pertains to a character's ability to move in armor, as well as utilize it properly in combat (deflection, protecting vitals, etc.). Its not like weapon proficiency where you get a negative to attack.
>inb4 Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Bluff
>>13521
The wiki says Paladibs and Clerics get armor proficiency (all three levels) as free bonus feats
The wiki says Paladibs and Clerics get armor proficiency (all three levels) as free bonus feats
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>>13514
Yeah, I thoughyt of those, but I also considered that the boss fights would be in Nightmare form (only 1 weapon), so for those only I was considering something like:
>great cleave
>Improved bull rush
>rapid metabolism
>Awesome blow
>Two-weapon fighting
Most wouldn't be accessible unless transformed, but would work well when facing a damned army. I was figuring Silent killing in pony form; and charging beast in monstrous form, for dire/extreme. situations.
Yeah, I thoughyt of those, but I also considered that the boss fights would be in Nightmare form (only 1 weapon), so for those only I was considering something like:
>great cleave
>Improved bull rush
>rapid metabolism
>Awesome blow
>Two-weapon fighting
Most wouldn't be accessible unless transformed, but would work well when facing a damned army. I was figuring Silent killing in pony form; and charging beast in monstrous form, for dire/extreme. situations.
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mainboard rape.
>>13530
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
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>>13539
>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
Wait a minute.
If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?
>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!
\r
If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?
>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!
\r
>>13544
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
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>>13529
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
>>13549
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawfulAllies who piss me off enemies would be remarkably useful.
The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawful
The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
>>13555
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
>>13557
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.
>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.
>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
I'll let Players do their own dice rolls. ^_^
Praise Epona
Praise Epona
>>13563
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.
Definitely taking Charm if that is one of Trumpaladin's patron deity's domains
Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Fuck. Celestial Chargers have saving throws of +15. At least Cauchemarsare easier targets
Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
>>13576
updated char sheeeeeeit
infernuis
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
endless bandage
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
10 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
updated char sheeeeeeit
infernuis
HD 15d8 + 60
Str=21/38
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats
>Dodge
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
endless bandage
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str
cleric domains
natsoc
memes
truth
skills
10 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
>>13578
I wish I were diligent and could remember all of my characters stuff... I did invent a new system of math to calculate her insanity though.
I wish I were diligent and could remember all of my characters stuff... I did invent a new system of math to calculate her insanity though.
>>13575
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.
>>13580
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
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>>13591
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.
It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.
Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.
It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.
Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
>>13578
>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
>>13584
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.
>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose
>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community
>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel
>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water
>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic
>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.
>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose
>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community
>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel
>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water
>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic
>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
GM, can I cast in succession Dominate Monster, Geas, and Charm Monster in successive rounds? I can't quite find the limits
>>13603
>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
>>13607
I'm reconsidering things already...
Maybe:
>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation
>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)
>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune
>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this...
I'm reconsidering things already...
Maybe:
>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation
>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)
>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune
>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this...
FUCK YES
Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15
Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15
Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
How many swords are in the tower inventory? Better to have one equip for Tracy.
MY LITTLE PONY EXISTS IN D&D
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)
>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.
But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn
>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)
>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.
But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn
>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
>>13629
>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
>>13629
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
>>13633
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
>>13635
Better ask Elway for that big a request first. In normal D&D, you gotta pray for spells daily.
Better ask Elway for that big a request first. In normal D&D, you gotta pray for spells daily.
>>13625
>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?
Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.
Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable...
>>13636
That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?
Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.
Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable...
>>13636
That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
>>13638
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
>>13638
>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see you.
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see you.
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
>>13639
>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Wait what.
>>13640
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:
>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Wait what.
>>13640
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:
>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
>>13642
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use...
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use...
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
>>13643
>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
>>13649
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.
But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.
>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
\r
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.
But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.
>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
\r
>>13653
> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
>>13655
>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.
Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.
Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.
Football.
>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.
Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.
Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.
Football.
>>13656
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.
If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.
If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
>>13657
>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
>>13659
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
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Forgot to post a nice pic I found for Infernius.
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>>13669
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder...
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder...
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
>>13673
FUCKING KEK that's a good one
"I've always wondered what it was that Primarch Horus was offered that could make him, the Emperor's finest, stray from the light; betray his oaths. Now... Now I know..."
FUCKING KEK that's a good one
"I've always wondered what it was that Primarch Horus was offered that could make him, the Emperor's finest, stray from the light; betray his oaths. Now... Now I know..."
>>13676
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to start an argument with him about that.
>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to start an argument with him about that.
>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
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>>13201 →
>be ghost-pony
>be Assassin
>be stalking high-rank target
>Almost have it in the bag
>Was able to get all the way into his private chamber by phasing through walls
>Be sneaking up behind him, with perfect stealth check
>be ready to stab the mofo, knife in maw
>'oh no he's wearing masterwork armor! My awesome back-stab won't work.'
>lol, not a problem
>become ethereal
>Phase into his body with ghost-powers
>He doesn't notice because materialfag
>materialize inside his bowels with supernatural talent
>wait a few minutes for right moment
>Target is relaxing, if not a bit constipated
>then suddenly-
>a fucking horse bursts out of his midsection in a grizzly whirl of blades
>he's dead before he even knew what happened
>Guards hear explosion and burst into the room
>they see seemingly innocent pony
>continue to look for assassin, until they realize the "innocent" pony is covered in blood
>try to seize monster-pony
>lol no
>phase through floor, waving 'goodbye'
>guards don't know wtf just happened or what to do
>GhostPonies=1; MaterialCucks=0
>mfw the Four Horses Sisterhood has a signature killing jutsu
>be ghost-pony
>be Assassin
>be stalking high-rank target
>Almost have it in the bag
>Was able to get all the way into his private chamber by phasing through walls
>Be sneaking up behind him, with perfect stealth check
>be ready to stab the mofo, knife in maw
>'oh no he's wearing masterwork armor! My awesome back-stab won't work.'
>lol, not a problem
>become ethereal
>Phase into his body with ghost-powers
>He doesn't notice because materialfag
>materialize inside his bowels with supernatural talent
>wait a few minutes for right moment
>Target is relaxing, if not a bit constipated
>then suddenly-
>a fucking horse bursts out of his midsection in a grizzly whirl of blades
>he's dead before he even knew what happened
>Guards hear explosion and burst into the room
>they see seemingly innocent pony
>continue to look for assassin, until they realize the "innocent" pony is covered in blood
>try to seize monster-pony
>lol no
>phase through floor, waving 'goodbye'
>guards don't know wtf just happened or what to do
>GhostPonies=1; MaterialCucks=0
>mfw the Four Horses Sisterhood has a signature killing jutsu
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>>13682
>I don't understand what these stats mean
Neither do I, but I don't object: it looks reasonable.
>I don't understand what these stats mean
Neither do I, but I don't object: it looks reasonable.
>>13689
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.
There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.
And besides those two, I'll find something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.
There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.
And besides those two, I'll find something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
Was Tracy able to find any worthwhile info in the atlases in the Library during the period before the next round? I want to find more info about the continent and exploit the local knowledge skill.
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:
>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun
>Bonus feat: Dire Charge
>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?
One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:
>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun
>Bonus feat: Dire Charge
>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?
One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Alright, I definitely want "Devoted to a Cause" as a feat, with John Elway granting Trumpaladin access to spells and the power of the Charm Domain. If not, I'll give up on it as soon as it is explained where in D&D canon a rogue can transform at will and with no spells into an extraplanar monster and back again, or can psionically control chains, or any number of other things I can and will find.
Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.
I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.
I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).
Diplomacy: 18
Sense Motive: 18
Profession (Businessman):18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10
I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
S 14
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information
>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.
>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?
Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.
I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.
I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).
Diplomacy: 18
Sense Motive: 18
Profession (Businessman):18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10
I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
S 14
D 11
C 12
I 13
W 14
Ch 16
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information
>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.
>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?
>>13690
>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?
Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?
Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
>>13682
>>13683
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.
>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.
>>13691
>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.
>>13693
>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.
>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
>>13683
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.
>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.
>>13691
>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.
>>13693
>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.
>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
>>13698
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
>>13699
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian...
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian...
>>13567
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is...
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is...
>>13707
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
>>13696
>Trump Good
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.
I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.
Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.
>>13696
>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?
>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?
>>13708
So... I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?
>Trump Good
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.
I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.
Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.
>>13696
>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?
>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?
>>13708
So... I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?
>>13709
>Devotion
Yes
>Great Constitution
Epic = lvl 20+
>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
>Devotion
Yes
>Great Constitution
Epic = lvl 20+
>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
>>13711
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor
>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor
>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
GM
HOW DO I GET THIS
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour
I kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
HOW DO I GET THIS
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Armour
I kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
>>13722
*cries in corner*
*cries in corner*
>>13721
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
>>13722
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
>>13722
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
>>13729
>I'm confused
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered
Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop
GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
>I'm confused
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered
Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop
GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
Alright. This is Tracy specific (no one knows this) but here's the quick rundown on Thez' ducats.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
>>13732
>unquenchable... friskiness
...
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
>unquenchable... friskiness
...
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
>>13733
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?
>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never used
Why did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?
>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never used
Why did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
>>13743
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
>>13742
This.
The foal will have a great upbringing.
>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.
>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
This.
The foal will have a great upbringing.
>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.
>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
>>13747
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
>>13740
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp
>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!
>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp
>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!
>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
>>13750
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?
Only counts as one item
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?
Only counts as one item
>>13753
>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly
So it's Tracy's quiver?
>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly
So it's Tracy's quiver?
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Will we have a session tonight? I'm free for the night.
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>>13758
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Better question: Why does Trump's faggot care so much about who has what monies?
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>>13762
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
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>>13765
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
>implying true communism has been attained yet
Keep on working, Ali. That 4th syndicate won't build itself.
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>>13776
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
>is watching virtual divegrass now cuz you fucks are off the rails
>>13782
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.
Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.
Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
>>13788
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
>>13732
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
I just wrote up a speech to give to Korak that will probably piss off GM, but my God was it fun to write.
I really want to RP this
I really want to RP this
Before anyone gets too carried away, please note that Tracy's Cauchemar transformation IS NOT on par with a full-form Cauchemar, and that her stats and abilities are likewise NOT on par
>>13796
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
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>>13797
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[angry nightmare noises]
>>13801
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
>>13803
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
>Huge
Large
>Nightmare feats
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.
>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?
>>13795
Oh goodie
>prepares autism
Okay char sheet time
Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy
Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft
Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
Okay char sheet time
Name: Torcuil
Human Male
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
>Level distibution
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
>stats
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Fort: 5
Refl: 5
Will: 9
>>Inventory
>Meta Staff
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
>Magno-rod
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
>Meme Tome
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Claymore Dagger
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy
Skills:
>decipher script
>autohypnosis
>spellcraft
Hit die: 15d4+15
>Le fin
>>13805
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
>mfw I've been basing my entire play plan on being able to turn into a nightmare and bulldoze the party out of trouble when the going got tough, but now I find out she's nerfed and I don't have an unfair advantage anymore
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
Then I guess she'll just have to keep hunting down and devouring infernals until she consumes enough essence to achieve a true nightmare transformation.
>>13812
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
Ahh, thanks
https://dmingwithcharisma.com/2011/10/dd-stats-in-simple-language/
Is this accurate for our purposes?
>>13812
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.
>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster... Oh well, I'll show her someday.
>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
>>13815
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
>>13796
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
>>13816
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
>>13815
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
>Vorpal sword
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
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>>13822
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
>Implying she could dual wield weapons that big in nightmare form
I have a theme to work on anyway.
Since she doesn't have 31 Str in Nightmare form anymore, I guess Awesome Blow is disqualified. Can I have Improved Multiattack instead?
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
>>13825
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know...
>>13825
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
>>13831
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.
I took a 3 hour nap and have lots of beer and coffee, so if everyone is ready and still in the surroundings (board) then we can get started
GM, I would like to note that I should now have 18 ranks in Diplomacy, as well as 5 in Knowledge (Royalty), and 18 in Sense Motive, besides the negotiator feat and a Charisma score of 18. With "Devotion" and the charm domain I can invoke that domain's power - a charisma increase of 4 points for 1 minute. With a full round devoted to casting the spell, I can also cast "eagle's splendor" once a day as a Paladin spell.
So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated
So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated
>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated
So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated
>>13833
>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
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>>13839
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
>>13840
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
>>13843
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
>>13845
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
Alright, for now I've decided to allocate skill points to
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
>15 in Hide
>15 in Move Silently
>5 in bluff
>5 in Sleight of Hand
>10 in Handle Animal
>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?
>>13839
*puts on armor*
>>13851
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).
>>13856
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
I forgot to specify
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked
>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the pirates
I'll be back "soon"
>>13853
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion
>*sees lion*
>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.
>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.
>>13857
>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
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>>13859
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered."
>>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
>>13862
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good
>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only
>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good
>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only
>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex
>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
Mainboard rape
>>13872
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
>>13874
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
>>13872
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
... also the resurrection bit
>>13875
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
>I gotta go for the next 20 some minutes
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
>>13878
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
*apartments
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
>>13882
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."
>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"
Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"
Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up."
>>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"
Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"
Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
>>13885
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
Nervous, but joined cheers of accord
Yes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
>>13890
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
"Korak, I know you're exited for all of the opportunities that are coming up. I know you're tired too. I'll explain so much more to you when you join us tonight at the football game"
Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."
Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."
Addresses Korak
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
>>13892
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
"Korak, I understand our Scotsman has violated your trust here. He violated mine too. But please don't think so poorly of the man. As I said, he's from a different place and time. He wasn't looking to harm or insult you or your men, he was looking to do what he thought was good. We'll reprimand him for certain"
>>13894
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
>>13894
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
>>13895
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
>>13896
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
>>13898
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
>>13897
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"
>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is"
>>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"
Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
>>13900
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
This is gonna be so good, you don't even know
>>13905
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
Something clicks in Torc's mind, and he feels like a retard
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
>>13901
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."
calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."
calls out to the side
"TRACY!"
>>13908
They're downstairs (the treasury area)
>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,....
>>13911
>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
They're downstairs (the treasury area)
>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,....
>>13911
>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
>>13914
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
>>13914
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
Follow scent then.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
>>13915
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly
"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly
"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
>>13918
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.
>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.
>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.
>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.
>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.
>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.
>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
"Korak, I am not sure I want to explain why, but you may want to go make sure your horses are secured. All of them. Now"
>>13926
Eyes narrow.
"What're ye gettin' at?"
>>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.
>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
Eyes narrow.
"What're ye gettin' at?"
>>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.
>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
>>13931
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."
*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."
*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
>>13935
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
>>13935
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
"Tell you what Korak, I agree to your arrangement. Deliver the Unicorn to the Stadium at game time. Be advised that an insane, powerful, and stealthy horse murderer is on the lose and there is nothing I can do about it at the moment"
>>13953
I'll give you some advice: don't attract attention to yourself on the docks by transforming or burning things down
I'll give you some advice: don't attract attention to yourself on the docks by transforming or burning things down
secret thread
Alright. So the pirates make their way back to the ship in high spirits. As they do so, several emerge from a warehouse near Tracy's position, leading Slovenia back to the ship. Korak and co disappear below-decks, leaving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy (stealth) on an otherwise empty docks.
>>13959
"Inferius, follow me"
Heads right for the Unicorn
"Never mind on needing to go below decks, Korak"
Off to the side
"TRACY!"
"Inferius, follow me"
Heads right for the Unicorn
"Never mind on needing to go below decks, Korak"
Off to the side
"TRACY!"
>>13959
Dammit. I wanted to speak to her in the warehouse first.
*follows unicorn onto ship, in stealth*
Dammit. I wanted to speak to her in the warehouse first.
*follows unicorn onto ship, in stealth*
>>13960
GM, please tell me if I get within physical proximity of the unicorn. I mean if I can get so close as to touch her
GM, please tell me if I get within physical proximity of the unicorn. I mean if I can get so close as to touch her
>>13939
So what happens when Torc tries this?
I'm assuming that he moved those ten steps in the game too
So what happens when Torc tries this?
I'm assuming that he moved those ten steps in the game too
>>13962
Not at the moment, but Korak and co (who Slovenia is in advance of) stall for a moment.
"Yeh? Wut ye want?"
Not at the moment, but Korak and co (who Slovenia is in advance of) stall for a moment.
"Yeh? Wut ye want?"
>>13964
Whispers so Inferius only can hear
"If I call for contingency plan Epsilon, grab the unicorn and fly off far from here. Cast a protection from evil spell if necessary"
Whispers so Inferius only can hear
"If I call for contingency plan Epsilon, grab the unicorn and fly off far from here. Cast a protection from evil spell if necessary"
>>13963
Depends on what you're attempting. If you're trying to develop comprehension of the gear-cuff, then k. If you have an agenda, that will be more difficult.
Depends on what you're attempting. If you're trying to develop comprehension of the gear-cuff, then k. If you have an agenda, that will be more difficult.
Tracy lurks around furtively in stealth, just close enough to observe unicorn for the round.
>>13965
"I am terribly sorry to trouble you, but I need a lock of hair from the unicorn. It's terribly difficult to explain, but that's all I need and we can take the corpses and leave you to sleep"
"I am terribly sorry to trouble you, but I need a lock of hair from the unicorn. It's terribly difficult to explain, but that's all I need and we can take the corpses and leave you to sleep"
[1d20 = 8]
Can I do a sense check on the environment for anything out of the ordinary? I do mean anything in my surroundings
Can I do a sense check on the environment for anything out of the ordinary? I do mean anything in my surroundings
>>13972
"Ah dunno, what 'yer talkin' about sounds alot like some crazy voodoo shit. Why do I need to give a bit of me unicorn to ye?"
"Ah dunno, what 'yer talkin' about sounds alot like some crazy voodoo shit. Why do I need to give a bit of me unicorn to ye?"
"Inferius, call out your fly and start loading corpses. We're here to help"
>>13984
Head towards the Unicorn, and if not physically prevented, take out Vanderium, and use him to slice a lock of hair
Head towards the Unicorn, and if not physically prevented, take out Vanderium, and use him to slice a lock of hair
>>13988
"As I said before, there is a murderer on the lose. The machine does not operate on nothing, it needs matter. Please give me a lock of the Unicorn's hair, or better, blood, and all will be right when you see us tonight. This is an insurance policy, and you will be glad I did it if needed"
"As I said before, there is a murderer on the lose. The machine does not operate on nothing, it needs matter. Please give me a lock of the Unicorn's hair, or better, blood, and all will be right when you see us tonight. This is an insurance policy, and you will be glad I did it if needed"
[1d20 = 8]
Spot check to observe unicorn while I wait for chance to do something.
Spot check to observe unicorn while I wait for chance to do something.
>>13990
Infernius proceeds to buffet and guide pirates along, largely outside their intentions and plans.
K> to Trump> What's he about? I'm not gonna have to thwump him am I?
Infernius proceeds to buffet and guide pirates along, largely outside their intentions and plans.
K> to Trump> What's he about? I'm not gonna have to thwump him am I?
>>13991
The unicorn is clearly visible, surrounded by a ring of pirates, who are surrounded by more pirates. Trump and Infernius are in the mix, but as the exception; the rule is pirates.
The unicorn is clearly visible, surrounded by a ring of pirates, who are surrounded by more pirates. Trump and Infernius are in the mix, but as the exception; the rule is pirates.
>>13993
"He's a bit protective of his friends. He got spooked when you restrained me. But it's all okay, I just need a lock of hair or vial of blood from the unicorn"
"He's a bit protective of his friends. He got spooked when you restrained me. But it's all okay, I just need a lock of hair or vial of blood from the unicorn"
"Inferius, you can step back a few feet. They mean me no harm"
>>14000
>Distraught mixed with resignation.
Understandable.
Keep lurking in stealth. Wait to follow wherever they take her.
>Distraught mixed with resignation.
Understandable.
Keep lurking in stealth. Wait to follow wherever they take her.
>>14000
"Yes, you can hold on to her, that's quite alright. Just hand me a piece of her hair, an old brush you used for her, hoof clippings, a vial of blood, something from her, for use as an insurance policy in case things go as badly as they could. I am not playing games with you, and I mean everything I say. Check me. I am sincere."
"Yes, you can hold on to her, that's quite alright. Just hand me a piece of her hair, an old brush you used for her, hoof clippings, a vial of blood, something from her, for use as an insurance policy in case things go as badly as they could. I am not playing games with you, and I mean everything I say. Check me. I am sincere."
>>14003
I've been praising football hard for months, up until and after /sp/ was established as a permanent. It's well known that Lord Elway has all of the footballs.
I just figured figured Epona deserved a bit more recognition as a patron diety of this board.
I've been praising football hard for months, up until and after /sp/ was established as a permanent. It's well known that Lord Elway has all of the footballs.
I just figured figured Epona deserved a bit more recognition as a patron diety of this board.
>>14002
K> Oi lad, there's this funny bow that keeps hoverin' over me mates. Might ye know what its about? Its all greenish and has a bit o' darkness about it
>>14004
K> Well now ye got me hackles up. You'll keep yer paws off me unicorn and we'll proceed as we 'ave.
With a slight sneer and an edge of tension.
>>14006
He pulls you aside for a moment.
"Ye never said that! This here is worth more than most of our measly lives. I'll need more than your
s - anyone's - assurance that this isn't some sort of con-game. Sorry, but nooo."
K> Oi lad, there's this funny bow that keeps hoverin' over me mates. Might ye know what its about? Its all greenish and has a bit o' darkness about it
>>14004
K> Well now ye got me hackles up. You'll keep yer paws off me unicorn and we'll proceed as we 'ave.
With a slight sneer and an edge of tension.
>>14006
He pulls you aside for a moment.
"Ye never said that! This here is worth more than most of our measly lives. I'll need more than your
s - anyone's - assurance that this isn't some sort of con-game. Sorry, but nooo."
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>>14010
God fucking dammit, Bob! I knew he would be the end of me. This is why Tracy doesn't trust non-edged weapons.
*phase through the fucking dock and get away quickly*
Reroll stealth (15 ranks)
>>14010
God fucking dammit, Bob! I knew he would be the end of me. This is why Tracy doesn't trust non-edged weapons.
*phase through the fucking dock and get away quickly*
Reroll stealth (15 ranks)
>>14010
"Listen, I have reason to believe the unicorn might be killed as you sleep. If she is killed and all parts of her spread out across the bay as shark food, she's gone forever. Unless - I tell you now, unless - we can get a lock of her hair, you are in danger of losing her forever. But if I take a part of her, she can be brought back just as surely as can your men. It's an insurance policy. Trust me. You'll be glad I did it if you need it. And frankly, you may want to give me bits of more of your horses and more of your men."
"Listen, I have reason to believe the unicorn might be killed as you sleep. If she is killed and all parts of her spread out across the bay as shark food, she's gone forever. Unless - I tell you now, unless - we can get a lock of her hair, you are in danger of losing her forever. But if I take a part of her, she can be brought back just as surely as can your men. It's an insurance policy. Trust me. You'll be glad I did it if you need it. And frankly, you may want to give me bits of more of your horses and more of your men."
>>14014
Relax, ur not revealed yet, just the bow
>>14015
K> Lad, you've been right fair with me and me mates, so I'll be right fair with ye. I knowed ye've had yer eye on me unicorn since ye saw her. I get it, she's a might pretty that one, but I'll have no more of this "Oh, I don't care about the unicorn but gimme the unicorn
spiel. Ye done ruined the pie on that one."
Muttered pirate laughter
Relax, ur not revealed yet, just the bow
>>14015
K> Lad, you've been right fair with me and me mates, so I'll be right fair with ye. I knowed ye've had yer eye on me unicorn since ye saw her. I get it, she's a might pretty that one, but I'll have no more of this "Oh, I don't care about the unicorn but gimme the unicorn
spiel. Ye done ruined the pie on that one."
Muttered pirate laughter
>>14016
>thinking I'm going to let the plot I've been working towards for hours slip away
She accidentally put her face in the water after phasing through the deck: she didn't hear you.
>thinking I'm going to let the plot I've been working towards for hours slip away
She accidentally put her face in the water after phasing through the deck: she didn't hear you.
>>14018
"Yes I am interested in her. Why else do you think I've been asking for her? The fact remains that she is in danger. You saw the bow. Give me a lock so she can be brought back if need be."
"Yes I am interested in her. Why else do you think I've been asking for her? The fact remains that she is in danger. You saw the bow. Give me a lock so she can be brought back if need be."
>>14023
*mutters to self silently*
>'Tartarus. This is why i only trust knives. Get out of there, you stick-thrower.'
*mutters to self silently*
>'Tartarus. This is why i only trust knives. Get out of there, you stick-thrower.'
>>14022
>brushes insistent hand away.
K> No. If ye want to negotiate for her, I'm listenin'. In the meantime I'm not offerin' hide nor hair to ye', ESPECIALLY since apparently ye can bring folks back from the DEAD.
>brushes insistent hand away.
K> No. If ye want to negotiate for her, I'm listenin'. In the meantime I'm not offerin' hide nor hair to ye', ESPECIALLY since apparently ye can bring folks back from the DEAD.
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How far away is the ship?
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>>14027
"It's the same deal as I said before. We resurrect your men and you deliver the Unicorn at the game, and no sooner. But if you do not want insurance beware, for you are taking an unnecessary risk upon yourself. Be on the look out for a stealthy murderer with a green magical bow that floats. We will leave you be."
With that, I fuck right off. Walk to mount, get on mount, and leave
"TRACY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL SHIT? DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FLASHY? DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?" without giving tine to respond Trumpaladin adds "no? I didn't think so. Fucking less than worthless"
"Inferius! No need to stay here, let's get out of here. We'll be back for the bodies later"
"It's the same deal as I said before. We resurrect your men and you deliver the Unicorn at the game, and no sooner. But if you do not want insurance beware, for you are taking an unnecessary risk upon yourself. Be on the look out for a stealthy murderer with a green magical bow that floats. We will leave you be."
With that, I fuck right off. Walk to mount, get on mount, and leave
"TRACY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL SHIT? DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FLASHY? DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?" without giving tine to respond Trumpaladin adds "no? I didn't think so. Fucking less than worthless"
"Inferius! No need to stay here, let's get out of here. We'll be back for the bodies later"
>>14037
Damn. That's gonna hurt her listen checks for a while. Possibly even until she can get someone to clean her ears.
Damn. That's gonna hurt her listen checks for a while. Possibly even until she can get someone to clean her ears.
Many keks.
So Trump leaves the pirates to themselves and their ship, Tracy has found that the pirates were keeping Slovenia in a nearby warehouse until now, Infernius has determined that the pirates are not too interested in this 'Adolph' fella, and that there's a date tonight for the Devner Broncos VS. Who-The-Fuck-Ever-Else!!!
So Trump leaves the pirates to themselves and their ship, Tracy has found that the pirates were keeping Slovenia in a nearby warehouse until now, Infernius has determined that the pirates are not too interested in this 'Adolph' fella, and that there's a date tonight for the Devner Broncos VS. Who-The-Fuck-Ever-Else!!!
Check knowledge for where the stable at the dock is located. He's a business man who helped plan the rebuilding of the town.
>>14043
"Nah, you're free. There was a quest we needed to go on, but we need Tracy for it, and she's disappeared, as per usual."
"Nah, you're free. There was a quest we needed to go on, but we need Tracy for it, and she's disappeared, as per usual."
>>14041
Its a big one. Its been run down and was only being used as a "less conspicuous stable"
>>14042
You're not letting this go are you?
>>14043
>getting toward night-time
"I had wondered if you might be back. We've hit some snags with your order. We have a map, and we're ready to present it, but with Master Korak's return we are finding several areas that are inaccurate with recent assesements. Simply, the map we cold give you is not as accurate as it could be. We could give it to you as is, or we could refine it further. Which is to your preference?"
Its a big one. Its been run down and was only being used as a "less conspicuous stable"
>>14042
You're not letting this go are you?
>>14043
>getting toward night-time
"I had wondered if you might be back. We've hit some snags with your order. We have a map, and we're ready to present it, but with Master Korak's return we are finding several areas that are inaccurate with recent assesements. Simply, the map we cold give you is not as accurate as it could be. We could give it to you as is, or we could refine it further. Which is to your preference?"
>>14043
"Actually Inferius, maybe we don't need Tracy. I have an idea. Let me go with you to the map shop"
"Actually Inferius, maybe we don't need Tracy. I have an idea. Let me go with you to the map shop"
>>14045
>You're not letting this go are you?
I've spent hours on this and missed out on all the dialogue. I'm not giving up.
>You're not letting this go are you?
I've spent hours on this and missed out on all the dialogue. I'm not giving up.
>Torc didn't get to drop anvils
He follows Trump and Infernius, deciding to see what they do
He follows Trump and Infernius, deciding to see what they do
>>14048
"Oh, but a few hours I'm sure. Its just a matter of re-drawing the lines, re-checking for geological elevation, re-calculating for,....."
Not too long, but unavailable unless u want the earlier version.
"Oh, but a few hours I'm sure. Its just a matter of re-drawing the lines, re-checking for geological elevation, re-calculating for,....."
Not too long, but unavailable unless u want the earlier version.
For the record, Slovenia is a pony, correct? Not just a worldly unicorn? She had a cutie mark earlier.
Send Fae to fetch Inferius at the map shop. She is ordered to wait until he is willing to leave, and to take him to the stable when he is done
>>14060
This will happen if and only if Tourcil is within sight. If he tries to be stealthy in any way, or really if he just comes from behind, Trumpaladin will not notice him
Trumpaladin says when he notices Tourcil, in a tone that doesn't sound angry at all
"Hey Tourcil, did something happen between you and the pirates last night?"
This will happen if and only if Tourcil is within sight. If he tries to be stealthy in any way, or really if he just comes from behind, Trumpaladin will not notice him
Trumpaladin says when he notices Tourcil, in a tone that doesn't sound angry at all
"Hey Tourcil, did something happen between you and the pirates last night?"
>>14052
K
>>14054
No, he's hiding in the tower ATM
>>14055
Sneaky
>>14056
K, given
>>14057
Dude, what in this world IS "canon" or "per the rules". She's a unicorn, adult-ish, and can carry Trump. What more do you want?
>>14058
Oh FFS
>>14060
Yay!
Unfortunately, if the party is travelling w/ the pirates, they're in for a surprise. At the border of the ship, non-pirates are barred from entry.
K
>>14054
No, he's hiding in the tower ATM
>>14055
Sneaky
>>14056
K, given
>>14057
Dude, what in this world IS "canon" or "per the rules". She's a unicorn, adult-ish, and can carry Trump. What more do you want?
>>14058
Oh FFS
>>14060
Yay!
Unfortunately, if the party is travelling w/ the pirates, they're in for a surprise. At the border of the ship, non-pirates are barred from entry.
>>14062
Does she have a cutie mark or not?
This is critically important for muh flowcharts: it separates ponies from beasts.
Does she have a cutie mark or not?
This is critically important for muh flowcharts: it separates ponies from beasts.
>>14065
The stable is barred from entry? If so, engage in diplomacy and politely ask why they are barring a partial owner from inspecting the goods of a warehouse that no longer contains at least some of their goods
The stable is barred from entry? If so, engage in diplomacy and politely ask why they are barring a partial owner from inspecting the goods of a warehouse that no longer contains at least some of their goods
>>14069
I never said I was GM
I just pointed out that Torc went to the stables, and he was invisible, so trump couldnt spot him
I never said I was GM
I just pointed out that Torc went to the stables, and he was invisible, so trump couldnt spot him
>>14071
Trumpaladin is going to the place where she stayed for 9 hours or whatever, not where she is now
Trumpaladin is going to the place where she stayed for 9 hours or whatever, not where she is now
>>14072
He's asking for a reason. It affects her attack ratings, hit points, resistance to spells, and so forth
He's asking for a reason. It affects her attack ratings, hit points, resistance to spells, and so forth
>>14078
Inferius is invited with me to the empty warehouse, and is told that we want to find out which stall the unicorn stayed in. Check to see which stall she stayed in. I guess ask an attendant if there was a record? Look for clues?
Inferius is invited with me to the empty warehouse, and is told that we want to find out which stall the unicorn stayed in. Check to see which stall she stayed in. I guess ask an attendant if there was a record? Look for clues?
>>14078
Wait a minute, did Inferius receive the map already and is he with me, or is he still at the map shop?
Wait a minute, did Inferius receive the map already and is he with me, or is he still at the map shop?
Players who wish to act in a matter that doesn't involve unnecessary or egregious amounts of minutiae are welcome to do so.
Players caught in the 'act' (of whatever) find themselves suitably distracted.
Players caught in the 'act' (of whatever) find themselves suitably distracted.
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>>14087
It seems there was an equine individual in the area recently.
Apparently it went that-away (toward the door)
It seems there was an equine individual in the area recently.
Apparently it went that-away (toward the door)
Quick-jump cut-to, the party has missed the opportunities for gainz I left open. This won't negatively affect gameplay, but for the time between morning and evening, everything seems to play out 'normally' and without consequence.
>>14093
Wuts that? Only GM has the luxury of being vague with affect.
So it seems the party is converging on the tower then yes?
Wuts that? Only GM has the luxury of being vague with affect.
So it seems the party is converging on the tower then yes?
>>14098
Slovenia is being kept on close guard with no less than 12 ppl observing her suroundings (from all angles)
Slovenia is being kept on close guard with no less than 12 ppl observing her suroundings (from all angles)
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>>14115
S> My kind have long been held as dowry, or other material possession. Why should I trade the life I knew, the life I have known, for the comforts that you suggest (muttered: let alone the consequences)?"
S> My kind have long been held as dowry, or other material possession. Why should I trade the life I knew, the life I have known, for the comforts that you suggest (muttered: let alone the consequences)?"
Through Trump's elevated discern motive, he can see thatr Slovenia has endured a multiple-degree scenario involving self-interested groups. She is quite jaded, and most quick to anger.
>>14117
*slightly irritated and hurried expression*
Whisper softly:
"Bitch, you've got a week at best before these bastards cut off your horn and liquidate you into potion ingredients. Do ya' wanna' get out or not?"
*waves hoof hurriedly*
*slightly irritated and hurried expression*
Whisper softly:
"Bitch, you've got a week at best before these bastards cut off your horn and liquidate you into potion ingredients. Do ya' wanna' get out or not?"
*waves hoof hurriedly*
>>14118
"Good. Last night Tracy claimed that she found the Treasure - the Jew Treasure - underneath a big tree in forest that is "out in the open." Tracy dissappeared from my arms as we were walking, she has not been seen since, and while I have much hunch as to where she is, she cannot be summoned. I don't know where is Tourcil is either. Want to go scout the location?"
>>14119
Wait. Why would Trump know this? He never got near her. What is a "multiple degree scenario?"
>Jaded
Great! We already have something in common
"Good. Last night Tracy claimed that she found the Treasure - the Jew Treasure - underneath a big tree in forest that is "out in the open." Tracy dissappeared from my arms as we were walking, she has not been seen since, and while I have much hunch as to where she is, she cannot be summoned. I don't know where is Tourcil is either. Want to go scout the location?"
>>14119
Wait. Why would Trump know this? He never got near her. What is a "multiple degree scenario?"
>Jaded
Great! We already have something in common
>>14120
Also whispered
"You think I don't know that? These fools have nothing to offer the world than base labor. And yet,... they are not wrong or bad for doing so and neither do they need a sufficient rally-point. You may not appreciate my means and measure, but observe the pirates!"
Also whispered
"You think I don't know that? These fools have nothing to offer the world than base labor. And yet,... they are not wrong or bad for doing so and neither do they need a sufficient rally-point. You may not appreciate my means and measure, but observe the pirates!"
>>14121
>multi-degree scenario
Just saying that she displays evidence of a number of masters, captors, benefactors, and everything in between
>multi-degree scenario
Just saying that she displays evidence of a number of masters, captors, benefactors, and everything in between
Torc gives up hope on the rest of them coming, and instead sets out for town with a larger brown cloak completely covering his full body kilt
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>>14122
Now I feel sad. Poor Unicorn. I wish she could come to me and tell me all her problems, and then we could feel sad and angry about everything together
Now I feel sad. Poor Unicorn. I wish she could come to me and tell me all her problems, and then we could feel sad and angry about everything together
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>>14122
>dafuq is dis bitch saying?
*confused look, unsure what the unicorn means, but clearly growing increasingly annoyed with the depressed unicorns riddles*
Tracy puffs up a bit, her edginess beginning to seep through the cracks
"Listen, sugarcube. I came all this way to help out a fellow pony for once in my fucking life, the least you could do is be a bit more clear. If you take my hoof, I could phase you out of those shackles and inna' woods by sundown. If you don't, I have better things to do than listen to the woes of a battered, suicidal mare. So what'll it be, pumpkin?"
*holds out hoof for the third time*
>dafuq is dis bitch saying?
*confused look, unsure what the unicorn means, but clearly growing increasingly annoyed with the depressed unicorns riddles*
Tracy puffs up a bit, her edginess beginning to seep through the cracks
"Listen, sugarcube. I came all this way to help out a fellow pony for once in my fucking life, the least you could do is be a bit more clear. If you take my hoof, I could phase you out of those shackles and inna' woods by sundown. If you don't, I have better things to do than listen to the woes of a battered, suicidal mare. So what'll it be, pumpkin?"
*holds out hoof for the third time*
>>14131
"That is an accord I can abide."
Hoof-bump
What Slovenia was trying (failingly) to convey was that she knows most humans are dross. Meaning, most humans are glorified chattel. Meaning, most humans don't know a hole in the ground from the thumb up their ass.
"That is an accord I can abide."
Hoof-bump
What Slovenia was trying (failingly) to convey was that she knows most humans are dross. Meaning, most humans are glorified chattel. Meaning, most humans don't know a hole in the ground from the thumb up their ass.
>>14134
Trump went to the tower to get a new set of Armor before going on a quest with Inferius. Before leaving, he politely asks Trollestia what the fuck happened last night
Trump went to the tower to get a new set of Armor before going on a quest with Inferius. Before leaving, he politely asks Trollestia what the fuck happened last night
Imma' cut a bitch if this horse gives me shit like every other one in this game.
Calm, she's just being edgy
>>14141
U seem to have gotten it then. It sounds like its time for the denaumont.
>>14141
U seem to have gotten it then. It sounds like its time for the denaumont.
[1d20 = 8]
>>14135
/)(\\
Etherealness: Go Ghost and phase out of there with willing creature.
Then deck it, as stealthy as can be while pulling a poetic unicorn
also Check: handle animal (push animal), to make it easier to tug her along.
>>14135
/)(\\
Etherealness: Go Ghost and phase out of there with willing creature.
Then deck it, as stealthy as can be while pulling a poetic unicorn
also Check: handle animal (push animal), to make it easier to tug her along.
Okay, everything is meshing together. Several individual arcs are combining, and players - though divergent etymologies - are finding commonality and consistency. This will continue as the party interacts with Korak's crew, and its not a consequential/bad thing. This was planned, it is a story element, and it will lead to parties being friends.
There will be a bit where Torcuil is a 'scarecrow' and has to take 'throwing knives', but there's always the entertron.
There will be a bit where Torcuil is a 'scarecrow' and has to take 'throwing knives', but there's always the entertron.
>>14149
Wait, they only left the room as far as I could confirm.
Were they able to get all the way to the edge of the forest (original goal)?
Wait, they only left the room as far as I could confirm.
Were they able to get all the way to the edge of the forest (original goal)?
I really have to sleep...
Individuals wishing to declare "before habbening" interests/actions are more than welcome, otherwise game kicks off tomorrow at ~2pst (cuz east coasters)
>>14149
GM, can you elaborate on this
>Slovenia is a spirited one, not to the pleasure of those who thought to buy her.
I want to think about what to tell her when I meet her
>continues to think about how to make every outcome a winning one
GM, can you elaborate on this
>Slovenia is a spirited one, not to the pleasure of those who thought to buy her.
I want to think about what to tell her when I meet her
>continues to think about how to make every outcome a winning one
>>14153
Start by leading her into a private, isolated area outside the city, closer to the forest.
I'd like to start some dialogue with her tomorrow.
Start by leading her into a private, isolated area outside the city, closer to the forest.
I'd like to start some dialogue with her tomorrow.
>>14157
What time is it in game? I'd like Inferius and Trumpaladin to arrive at the edge of the location of the treasure assuming Inferius actually does know the location
What time is it in game? I'd like Inferius and Trumpaladin to arrive at the edge of the location of the treasure assuming Inferius actually does know the location
>>14160
Trumpaladin is going to have to go more or less with just Inferius, because the other two party members couldn't be fucked to answer when called. I'm sure it will be, but Trumpaladin knows literally nothing about the location of the treasure except those teeny tiny bits he remembers Tracy talking about. He's going to have to assume that he and Inferius can make it alone.
Now what CAN be done, if the time before nightfall is long enough, is to take a platoon of soldiers from the Order of Football and the Order of Hitler's Knights, to the scene under the respective commands of Trumpaladin and Inferius. After all, if the treasure is large enough, it will take many people to haul.
But Trump must be present for the date at the football game
Trumpaladin is going to have to go more or less with just Inferius, because the other two party members couldn't be fucked to answer when called. I'm sure it will be, but Trumpaladin knows literally nothing about the location of the treasure except those teeny tiny bits he remembers Tracy talking about. He's going to have to assume that he and Inferius can make it alone.
Now what CAN be done, if the time before nightfall is long enough, is to take a platoon of soldiers from the Order of Football and the Order of Hitler's Knights, to the scene under the respective commands of Trumpaladin and Inferius. After all, if the treasure is large enough, it will take many people to haul.
But Trump must be present for the date at the football game
>>14160
If it's going to be a really intense battle, and with GM's blessing, I would like to do the following two things:
First, take one of the pieces of Tracy's hair that I am sure are all over Trumpaladin's suit, then take a piece of copper wire. With these, cast DEMAND on Tracy. DEMAND is a contact/compulsion Charm domain spell that he should be able to access through "Devotion to a cause."
The suggestion and contact message will be "We are getting the treasure. Please come here and help your Flashy by killing shit in an incredibly edgy manner" you unbelievable fucking faggot
This is a contact spell that allows the message to be communicated regardless of water in the ears, spell resistance or whatever, although if she is in a different plane of existence, she has a 5% chance of it not getting through. So she would need to roll a 20 to not hear the message clearly AND be on a separate plane of existence when she receives it in order to not hear it.
It's also a mind control spell at the same time as a contact spell, and she'll need to succeed on a Will-based saving throw to prevent herself from being compulsively made to carry out the suggestion. Suggestions must be worded in a manner that makes the action sound reasonable and must be 25 words or less
With my remaining Charm based spell for the day, I will also cast DEMAND, this time on Tourcil. This is assuming I can get a strand of his hair, which is less likely, so I may have to go to his room and find a hair. Trumpaladin gives up on this if it takes too long.
The message and suggestion is worded as "We found the Jew Treasure. Please join Inferius and I as we go to retrieve it." As with Tracy, it is a telepathic spell, with a 100% chance of the message reaching him if he is on the same plane of existence and a 95% chance of it reaching him if he is not. Once again, it's a compulsion spell, so he has to succeed on a will-based negation in order to not be mind-controlled into carrying out the suggestion.
Both subjects would have the option of replying to the contact with a quick response regardless of the success of the mind-compulsion aspect of the suggestion, and both will know it is Trumpaladin. Should the GM find that a suggestion is "very reasonable," the target should suffer a -2 penalty on it's saving throw to avoid the compulsion to carry out the suggestion.
It takes ten minutes to cast, so Trumpaladin will not cast it on Tourcil if he walks through the door or if it is too much of a pain in the ass to get a strand of his hair.
On an unrelated note, I think I understand now why Korak thought I might do sketchy and evil magic shit with the Unicorn's hair lock
If it's going to be a really intense battle, and with GM's blessing, I would like to do the following two things:
First, take one of the pieces of Tracy's hair that I am sure are all over Trumpaladin's suit, then take a piece of copper wire. With these, cast DEMAND on Tracy. DEMAND is a contact/compulsion Charm domain spell that he should be able to access through "Devotion to a cause."
The suggestion and contact message will be "We are getting the treasure. Please come here and help your Flashy by killing shit in an incredibly edgy manner" you unbelievable fucking faggot
This is a contact spell that allows the message to be communicated regardless of water in the ears, spell resistance or whatever, although if she is in a different plane of existence, she has a 5% chance of it not getting through. So she would need to roll a 20 to not hear the message clearly AND be on a separate plane of existence when she receives it in order to not hear it.
It's also a mind control spell at the same time as a contact spell, and she'll need to succeed on a Will-based saving throw to prevent herself from being compulsively made to carry out the suggestion. Suggestions must be worded in a manner that makes the action sound reasonable and must be 25 words or less
With my remaining Charm based spell for the day, I will also cast DEMAND, this time on Tourcil. This is assuming I can get a strand of his hair, which is less likely, so I may have to go to his room and find a hair. Trumpaladin gives up on this if it takes too long.
The message and suggestion is worded as "We found the Jew Treasure. Please join Inferius and I as we go to retrieve it." As with Tracy, it is a telepathic spell, with a 100% chance of the message reaching him if he is on the same plane of existence and a 95% chance of it reaching him if he is not. Once again, it's a compulsion spell, so he has to succeed on a will-based negation in order to not be mind-controlled into carrying out the suggestion.
Both subjects would have the option of replying to the contact with a quick response regardless of the success of the mind-compulsion aspect of the suggestion, and both will know it is Trumpaladin. Should the GM find that a suggestion is "very reasonable," the target should suffer a -2 penalty on it's saving throw to avoid the compulsion to carry out the suggestion.
It takes ten minutes to cast, so Trumpaladin will not cast it on Tourcil if he walks through the door or if it is too much of a pain in the ass to get a strand of his hair.
On an unrelated note, I think I understand now why Korak thought I might do sketchy and evil magic shit with the Unicorn's hair lock
>>14162
FUCK. I wish I had cast "suggestion" on Korak when I had the chance to make him give me the unicorn or at least a lock of her hair. Oh well.
FUCK. I wish I had cast "suggestion" on Korak when I had the chance to make him give me the unicorn or at least a lock of her hair. Oh well.
>>14162
It's a divine spell. What'd you need the hair for?
Domain spells are prepared at the beginning of the day through morning prayer; they do not require material focus, unlike arcane spells.
It's a divine spell. What'd you need the hair for?
Domain spells are prepared at the beginning of the day through morning prayer; they do not require material focus, unlike arcane spells.
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>Infernius' Map
>>14165
Pretty sure he wants to try and reconstitute her with the Entertron, or something along those lines.
>>14165
Pretty sure he wants to try and reconstitute her with the Entertron, or something along those lines.
>>14165
If you mean Tracy and Tourcil's hair, that is for the Demand spell. It has a material component. It requires copper wire and a piece of the target's hair
If you mean the Unicorn's hair, that was to, as >>14166 said, reconstitute her if she died. I don't know how the Entertron works, if it requires entire corpses or no matter at all, but my best guess is that it requires at least a tiny amount of the subject's matter. I also realized last night that with the Unicorn hair I can use Demand to communicate with her in a very limited fashion without knowing where she is.
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If you mean Tracy and Tourcil's hair, that is for the Demand spell. It has a material component. It requires copper wire and a piece of the target's hair
If you mean the Unicorn's hair, that was to, as >>14166 said, reconstitute her if she died. I don't know how the Entertron works, if it requires entire corpses or no matter at all, but my best guess is that it requires at least a tiny amount of the subject's matter. I also realized last night that with the Unicorn hair I can use Demand to communicate with her in a very limited fashion without knowing where she is.
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>>14167
I could also force her to do things with it, but that's just a very bad place to start with her
I could also force her to do things with it, but that's just a very bad place to start with her
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>>14169
I was talking about the unicorn. I don't want to use compulsion on her because that just wouldn't help to gain her trust. If you were talking about the spell being applied to Tracy, well, I've done the math and it isn't in your favor. You have a only a +4 Will resistance, the weakest of any member of the group. You're getting maybe a +1 from the relevant modifiers, but possibly a -2 penalty.
I was talking about the unicorn. I don't want to use compulsion on her because that just wouldn't help to gain her trust. If you were talking about the spell being applied to Tracy, well, I've done the math and it isn't in your favor. You have a only a +4 Will resistance, the weakest of any member of the group. You're getting maybe a +1 from the relevant modifiers, but possibly a -2 penalty.
>>14170
>+1 from the relevant modifiers
With Dark Blessing, I can add a my Char modifier to all saving throws.
With the ladybug charm, the stat is 14. How does the modifier play out then.
Also, when was this spell cast? Timing is important.
>+1 from the relevant modifiers
With Dark Blessing, I can add a my Char modifier to all saving throws.
With the ladybug charm, the stat is 14. How does the modifier play out then.
Also, when was this spell cast? Timing is important.
>>14169
>>14171
kek
Alright, it appears that Trump and Infernius (and Torcuil? he's still invisible as I'm seeing) are headed to the Jew hoard. Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong). Korak and the pirates have spent the dayseething plotting resting, in preparation for Football.
Not gaming, just bringing the latest to the fore.
>>14171
kek
Alright, it appears that Trump and Infernius (and Torcuil? he's still invisible as I'm seeing) are headed to the Jew hoard. Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong). Korak and the pirates have spent the day
Not gaming, just bringing the latest to the fore.
>>14172
You'd get a +2 to the saving throw with a Charisma stat at 14.
As for when the spell is cast, I don't know. GM is going to have to decide when all of this shit happens. But it will be a "one last thing before we leave to go" sort of thing. I would also like to mention that dark blessing requires a full round to cast, only lasts a minute, and most importantly of all, she'd need forewarning, which she simply won't have. Even if she wins and resists compulsion, she'll still hear the message.
>>14173
Definitely doing what I said in >>14162 in preparation for the fight
You'd get a +2 to the saving throw with a Charisma stat at 14.
As for when the spell is cast, I don't know. GM is going to have to decide when all of this shit happens. But it will be a "one last thing before we leave to go" sort of thing. I would also like to mention that dark blessing requires a full round to cast, only lasts a minute, and most importantly of all, she'd need forewarning, which she simply won't have. Even if she wins and resists compulsion, she'll still hear the message.
>>14173
Definitely doing what I said in >>14162 in preparation for the fight
>>14172
Your charisma stat was 11, so she'd only have 13 Charisma with the ladybug. That's a +1 modifier
Your charisma stat was 11, so she'd only have 13 Charisma with the ladybug. That's a +1 modifier
>>14178
Correction.
> For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
Correction.
> For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
>>14179
So how did Tract carry on a conversation with a unicorn surrounded by 12 guards without being spotted again?
So how did Tract carry on a conversation with a unicorn surrounded by 12 guards without being spotted again?
>>14181
Etherealness to get into the hold (there aren't any guards IN there). The rest is just dialogue and developing rapport.
Etherealness to get into the hold (there aren't any guards IN there). The rest is just dialogue and developing rapport.
>>14183
Yes, but if you're referring to Tracy's situation, that's not the same thing. Still, you make a good point and one I've been thinking along the lines of. It will come up.
Yes, but if you're referring to Tracy's situation, that's not the same thing. Still, you make a good point and one I've been thinking along the lines of. It will come up.
>>14184
If Tracy were limited to Rogue and blackguard, she could not have left my arms without a saving throw, or if nothing else, without me at least saying something to her. But no, she can turn ethereal at will because he asked for it, even though Tourcil is only just now getting that power, which makes her absolutely impossible for either a level six gorrillion thief to stop or for a level 15 paladin who is grappling her to have enough reaction time to get in a free action
If Tracy were limited to Rogue and blackguard, she could not have left my arms without a saving throw, or if nothing else, without me at least saying something to her. But no, she can turn ethereal at will because he asked for it, even though Tourcil is only just now getting that power, which makes her absolutely impossible for either a level six gorrillion thief to stop or for a level 15 paladin who is grappling her to have enough reaction time to get in a free action
>>14188
Well, what you're describing is more Glimmer than Twilight, but since Trump hasn't really used ANY of his paladin spells, I'll allow him to use Demand (it IS in character) in exchange. 2 uses would consume all his daily magic though.
Well, what you're describing is more Glimmer than Twilight, but since Trump hasn't really used ANY of his paladin spells, I'll allow him to use Demand (it IS in character) in exchange. 2 uses would consume all his daily magic though.
>>14189
Yeah I know, I was thinking of "Every little thing she does" when I first thought about it. But Twilight actually has cast a mind rape spell on an entire town, in Lesson Zero. There's also that beautiful line from Sunburst when Starlight says to him "you can't make people be your friends." He replies "Yes you can. I know three spells"
Can I get all of the Charm spells listed under the Domain? Geas and Calm Emotions are Cleric, but Charm Person, Suggestion (a lessor form of Demand), Charm Monster, and Dominate Monster, Heroism, and Insanity are not
>>14189
>All
So that would exclude me from Paladin spells as well?
Yeah I know, I was thinking of "Every little thing she does" when I first thought about it. But Twilight actually has cast a mind rape spell on an entire town, in Lesson Zero. There's also that beautiful line from Sunburst when Starlight says to him "you can't make people be your friends." He replies "Yes you can. I know three spells"
Can I get all of the Charm spells listed under the Domain? Geas and Calm Emotions are Cleric, but Charm Person, Suggestion (a lessor form of Demand), Charm Monster, and Dominate Monster, Heroism, and Insanity are not
>>14189
>All
So that would exclude me from Paladin spells as well?
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>>14190
I swear, if you try to pull this shit again, your character is going to wake up in a straight jacket and a dimerterium choke collar, shakled at the bottom of an inescapable, physically-impassible dungeon with no lights, doors, windows, or halls,
because a certain deranged pony thought it would be the best way "to keep him safe."
I swear, if you try to pull this shit again, your character is going to wake up in a straight jacket and a dimerterium choke collar, shakled at the bottom of an inescapable, physically-impassible dungeon with no lights, doors, windows, or halls,
because a certain deranged pony thought it would be the best way "to keep him safe."
>found just that moment to phone-post, still g2g.
>>14190
Until the next resting period, yes. I mean, you've got 5 spells/day plus any bonus, at a max of level 4, but I'm allowing you to cast an 8th level cross-class spell. Demand doesn't eliminate the ability to cast other pali spells, but it consumes magic quick.
>charm spells
I'm looking into it
Until the next resting period, yes. I mean, you've got 5 spells/day plus any bonus, at a max of level 4, but I'm allowing you to cast an 8th level cross-class spell. Demand doesn't eliminate the ability to cast other pali spells, but it consumes magic quick.
>charm spells
I'm looking into it
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>>14191
"You thought you could just slip out of my hands, did you Tracy? No... You're not getting away so easily. My grasp is so much tighter than you know. If I want to thieve you, or if I want to thieve the unicorn, or any waifu, I will take you. I will take all of you."
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"You thought you could just slip out of my hands, did you Tracy? No... You're not getting away so easily. My grasp is so much tighter than you know. If I want to thieve you, or if I want to thieve the unicorn, or any waifu, I will take you. I will take all of you."
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>>14193
The Charm domain spells are all of those I enumerated in the previous post. The main two I want, besides Demand and Geas (which is a Cleric Spell), is Suggestion and Charm Person. Demand actually includes Suggestion within it, but with the difference that Demand is not range-limited, Demand allows a message to be sent that cannot be stopped by a saving throw, as well as a response, and Demand takes an insane 10 minutes to cast, whereas Suggestion is one action. I'd also really like Dominate Monster.
The Charm domain spells are all of those I enumerated in the previous post. The main two I want, besides Demand and Geas (which is a Cleric Spell), is Suggestion and Charm Person. Demand actually includes Suggestion within it, but with the difference that Demand is not range-limited, Demand allows a message to be sent that cannot be stopped by a saving throw, as well as a response, and Demand takes an insane 10 minutes to cast, whereas Suggestion is one action. I'd also really like Dominate Monster.
>>14193
Actually, tell you what. If I can get Geas, which is a Cleric Spell, as a spell that can be cast in one round rather than the cannon casting time of 10 minutes, I'll waive pretty much all of my other spells
Actually, tell you what. If I can get Geas, which is a Cleric Spell, as a spell that can be cast in one round rather than the cannon casting time of 10 minutes, I'll waive pretty much all of my other spells
>Geas
Lesser, sure
>Calm emotions
Check
>Charm Person/Monster
Sure
>Dominate
Nope
>Heroism
K
>Insanity
Nah
Lesser, sure
>Calm emotions
Check
>Charm Person/Monster
Sure
>Dominate
Nope
>Heroism
K
>Insanity
Nah
>>14197
GM, how do I communicate with Thez? I think I could get her attention if I cast Demand on her, which would require finding one of her scales, but if there is a simpler way to just send a letter (Ponimaru?) then please tell me
GM, how do I communicate with Thez? I think I could get her attention if I cast Demand on her, which would require finding one of her scales, but if there is a simpler way to just send a letter (Ponimaru?) then please tell me
>>14173
> Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong)
I considered that momentarily, but I thought to stop first in the clearing before the stream.
> Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong)
I considered that momentarily, but I thought to stop first in the clearing before the stream.
>>14199
>not burning down the entire ship with the pirates on it
>not taking the unicorn, eviscerating her, and dumping the body across the water
>not leaving her trapped forever on the etheral plane
>not chaining her up in the rape dungeon
>going through all of the effort to not kill her but still punching her and presumably making her less amenable to persuasion
You've surprised me so far
>not burning down the entire ship with the pirates on it
>not taking the unicorn, eviscerating her, and dumping the body across the water
>not leaving her trapped forever on the etheral plane
>not chaining her up in the rape dungeon
>going through all of the effort to not kill her but still punching her and presumably making her less amenable to persuasion
You've surprised me so far
>>14199
You're using her to bait Trollestia into a fight! aren't you?
wanna make a deal so I don't cast Demand and summon you for the Treasure fight, leaving you free to do whatever you want to do at the grove?
You're using her to bait Trollestia into a fight! aren't you?
wanna make a deal so I don't cast Demand and summon you for the Treasure fight, leaving you free to do whatever you want to do at the grove?
GM, my pre game actions are these. Go to the window of Trump Tower and scream with all of my heart,
"TOURCIL! WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED YOU!"
And then,
"TRACY! WE NEED YOU! COME HELP US KILL LOTS OF SHIT!"
When that is accomplished, start the process of casting Demand on Tracy. When the spell is cast, check to see if Tourcil has shown up, and ask Inferius if he has seen him. If he has not shown up and had been been found, go find one of Tourcil's hair strands, and cast Demand on Tourcil
"TOURCIL! WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED YOU!"
And then,
"TRACY! WE NEED YOU! COME HELP US KILL LOTS OF SHIT!"
When that is accomplished, start the process of casting Demand on Tracy. When the spell is cast, check to see if Tourcil has shown up, and ask Inferius if he has seen him. If he has not shown up and had been been found, go find one of Tourcil's hair strands, and cast Demand on Tourcil
>>14207
Are you willing to RP this out? Because I'd like it to be done eventually, and I'd like it to be such that Tourcil participates in the battle
"Hello. Two things. First, I believe we may have found the Jew Treasure. Tracy claimed she found it last night, and while she is unavailable probably on a personal frolic, I believe she said it was under a "large tree in the forest out in the open" which Inferius claims he recoggnizes. Please join us for this"
"And second, what the hell happened last night with the pirates. Why was I awoken at 5 AM to find a number of them claiming you and Trollestia murdered some of them?"
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Are you willing to RP this out? Because I'd like it to be done eventually, and I'd like it to be such that Tourcil participates in the battle
"Hello. Two things. First, I believe we may have found the Jew Treasure. Tracy claimed she found it last night, and while she is unavailable probably on a personal frolic, I believe she said it was under a "large tree in the forest out in the open" which Inferius claims he recoggnizes. Please join us for this"
"And second, what the hell happened last night with the pirates. Why was I awoken at 5 AM to find a number of them claiming you and Trollestia murdered some of them?"
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>>14207
Fine, but heads up, at about 6pm est im gonna disappear for a bit
"Uh well you see, uh...
The pirates are slavers"
Fine, but heads up, at about 6pm est im gonna disappear for a bit
"Uh well you see, uh...
The pirates are slavers"
>>14212
That's okay
"I did see that the way they kept the unicorn and tried to take Tracy was... questionable... What exactly did you discover?"
That's okay
"I did see that the way they kept the unicorn and tried to take Tracy was... questionable... What exactly did you discover?"
>>14209
>tfw delerious from testing new meds and now I gotta RP with half a brain. Fucking doctor..
>Blog post end
I'm going to wanna start a dialogue with her.
>tfw delerious from testing new meds and now I gotta RP with half a brain. Fucking doctor..
>Blog post end
I'm going to wanna start a dialogue with her.
>>14218
"Well if they are gone from the ship then the pirates are going to be pissed. Although I figure if you took them last night they should have said something to me by now. But by all means, let's ask"
GM we wish to speak to Trollestia
"Well if they are gone from the ship then the pirates are going to be pissed. Although I figure if you took them last night they should have said something to me by now. But by all means, let's ask"
GM we wish to speak to Trollestia
>>14221
"... You have Elves you stole from the pirates in our stable"
To Trollestia
"Tourcil here claims you two attacked the pirates last night, and found that they had 14 elves in their hold. Evidently you took them and have been communicating with you. Have they told you anything we should know?"
"... You have Elves you stole from the pirates in our stable"
To Trollestia
"Tourcil here claims you two attacked the pirates last night, and found that they had 14 elves in their hold. Evidently you took them and have been communicating with you. Have they told you anything we should know?"
>>14227
T> They're part of a nomadic tribe that was ambushed by the pirates. All the men were killed, and they (women) were captured and held for longer than they know (about a month).
T> They're part of a nomadic tribe that was ambushed by the pirates. All the men were killed, and they (women) were captured and held for longer than they know (about a month).
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>>14230
I thought it was implied earlier
Korak's been importing migrant labor and taking food out of the mouths of Thez's colleagues.
pic unrelated
I thought it was implied earlier
Korak's been importing migrant labor and taking food out of the mouths of Thez's colleagues.
pic unrelated
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Plz note that north is south on the map
>>14241
"Well if you mean that literally I can actually do it if only given ten uninterrupted minutes with Korak distracted. And maybe you or Tourcil can too.
But really, they are Pirates. We already know what they want. They want to make money, they want fame, and they want to not die. We can offer all of that to them. They have to notice that kike Ben is raking in more money that they are"
"Well if you mean that literally I can actually do it if only given ten uninterrupted minutes with Korak distracted. And maybe you or Tourcil can too.
But really, they are Pirates. We already know what they want. They want to make money, they want fame, and they want to not die. We can offer all of that to them. They have to notice that kike Ben is raking in more money that they are"
>>14209
[Pregnant pony panting noises]
"I didn't think I'd get to meet another pony in this world.
The name's Tracy, btw."
[Pregnant pony panting noises]
"I didn't think I'd get to meet another pony in this world.
The name's Tracy, btw."
>>14245
S> The GM isn't aware of what my name is, but if he did, I would introduce myself as "<the name>"
S> The GM isn't aware of what my name is, but if he did, I would introduce myself as "<the name>"
>>14248
....
You all thought I was just going to kill her and we'd never see her again, didn't you?
Let's just name her Slovenia.
"Well, nice to meet you, [Slovenia?]. I didn't think I would have a chance to meet another of my kind in this world. Most equines who inhabit this are dumb and rude (practically animals), but I could tell by the looks of you that you were something different..
Mind I ask, where do you fare from?"
>>14253
Gawd, I have to do background on her?
S> Somewhere in Equestria. I'm not sure how I came to be here.
Gawd, I have to do background on her?
S> Somewhere in Equestria. I'm not sure how I came to be here.
>>14251
I can persuade him I think, I think I can. He is megalomaniacal, avaricious, mistrustful of others, lustful of women, vain, and tries to use others for his own ends. I feel as if I understand him. On some deeper level. Like I've known him all my life. Anyways, I think I can get him to stop slaving and still be useful to us and to the town. I can also charm him to help.
But if that fails, or if you have less faith, if we can get him down for ten minutes, just ten minutes, we can put a curse on him that will make him stop doing one thing we name for 15 days. Or make him do a thing. Multiple casters meas a higher chance."
>>14253
I did
I can persuade him I think, I think I can. He is megalomaniacal, avaricious, mistrustful of others, lustful of women, vain, and tries to use others for his own ends. I feel as if I understand him. On some deeper level. Like I've known him all my life. Anyways, I think I can get him to stop slaving and still be useful to us and to the town. I can also charm him to help.
But if that fails, or if you have less faith, if we can get him down for ten minutes, just ten minutes, we can put a curse on him that will make him stop doing one thing we name for 15 days. Or make him do a thing. Multiple casters meas a higher chance."
>>14253
I did
>>14261
To Inferius
"Thank you Inferius."
>>14260
To Tourcil
"Well, the Pirates said somethings when they encountered me this morning that indicated that they though we could do a lot of damage to them. Their fear of us is a valuable asset. We can harm them and then undo the harm through spells and the Entertron when they are more willing to negotiate. So yes, keep your anvils. No poison though, that won't fool them. But also what Inferius said. We want their help, and more importantly, the town will be pissed if we killed them off for good
To both: Be on stand by when I approach him, and be ready to fight. Better, see if you have a way of paralyzing someone for a period of time.
>>14263
Through teeth
"No, I would not have let Tracy"
>>14264
"I'd try"
To Inferius
"Thank you Inferius."
>>14260
To Tourcil
"Well, the Pirates said somethings when they encountered me this morning that indicated that they though we could do a lot of damage to them. Their fear of us is a valuable asset. We can harm them and then undo the harm through spells and the Entertron when they are more willing to negotiate. So yes, keep your anvils. No poison though, that won't fool them. But also what Inferius said. We want their help, and more importantly, the town will be pissed if we killed them off for good
To both: Be on stand by when I approach him, and be ready to fight. Better, see if you have a way of paralyzing someone for a period of time.
>>14263
Through teeth
"No, I would not have let Tracy"
>>14264
"I'd try"
>>14254
>Breaking her baby oven?
No. That's Pinkamena.
>>14255
Don't bother. I just needed to confirm she was Equestrian.
"Some goes for me. One moment I was tracking down a bounty, and the next thing I knew I was in this wacky place.
It's weird here. It's full of Hoo-mans and other strange creatures, and the "equines" who inhabit this place are so dumb that they're used as chattel. I never thought I'd say this, but it's nice to see a fellow pony...
I can say you're safe from equine-traffickers for now, but not for long. It gets really dangerous around here at night."
>Breaking her baby oven?
No. That's Pinkamena.
>>14255
Don't bother. I just needed to confirm she was Equestrian.
"Some goes for me. One moment I was tracking down a bounty, and the next thing I knew I was in this wacky place.
It's weird here. It's full of Hoo-mans and other strange creatures, and the "equines" who inhabit this place are so dumb that they're used as chattel. I never thought I'd say this, but it's nice to see a fellow pony...
I can say you're safe from equine-traffickers for now, but not for long. It gets really dangerous around here at night."
>>14260
"By the way Tourcil, you might just have to take one for the team. The Pirates have expressed interest in using you for knife practice. We can bring you back if they kill you, so it will be unpleasant as all hell, but not permanent. But you're freeing 14 elves for it. The Union only got 12 free slaves for each one of their dead, so I think you're actually getting a pretty good deal out of it"
"By the way Tourcil, you might just have to take one for the team. The Pirates have expressed interest in using you for knife practice. We can bring you back if they kill you, so it will be unpleasant as all hell, but not permanent. But you're freeing 14 elves for it. The Union only got 12 free slaves for each one of their dead, so I think you're actually getting a pretty good deal out of it"
S> I've yet to see anywhere in this world that isn't dangerous. Slaves? Distasteful.
>>14270
"Now now Tourcil. Like I said, they are never getting those elves back. You're winning. You want to play the Christ figure, play the Christ figure.
But really, it's very simple. In a negotiation, you keep all options open. You keep nothing off the table. I will try to go for a better deal, and I am willing to use whatever means necessary to both stop him from slaving AND not piss of the whole town, but I am only so magical"
>>14273
"Can you ever really stop the happening? I try. I try"
>>14271
Don't fucking etheral jaunt from your husbando's arms without even saying goodbye
"Now now Tourcil. Like I said, they are never getting those elves back. You're winning. You want to play the Christ figure, play the Christ figure.
But really, it's very simple. In a negotiation, you keep all options open. You keep nothing off the table. I will try to go for a better deal, and I am willing to use whatever means necessary to both stop him from slaving AND not piss of the whole town, but I am only so magical"
>>14273
"Can you ever really stop the happening? I try. I try"
>>14271
Don't fucking etheral jaunt from your husbando's arms without even saying goodbye
>>14271
D'aww. Your Flashy will be pleased to see that you are making friends. Now don't you dare let her manipulate you into betraying him like that mulatto bitch friend of my ex-girlfriend
D'aww. Your Flashy will be pleased to see that you are making friends. Now don't you dare let her manipulate you into betraying him like that mulatto bitch friend of my ex-girlfriend
>>14272
"... Spot on, sister.."
*worried pony contemplating her life expression*
"Back in Equestria and all the kingdoms surrounding it, I never thought I needed other ponies. I've survived mass-slaughters, pony-trafficking circles, and even a diamond-dog invasion. If I were alone, I'm could survive on my own; but I'm not going to be alone anymore: I'm going to have to take care of somepony from now on.. so.. (trails off)
*looks up*
"...Will you be my friend?"
I fucking hate the fact that I had to type-out this shit while nearly braindead!
>>14281
Stop comparing this shit to your personal life! I don't fucking want to hear about your romantic woes. Keep it fictional.
"... Spot on, sister.."
*worried pony contemplating her life expression*
"Back in Equestria and all the kingdoms surrounding it, I never thought I needed other ponies. I've survived mass-slaughters, pony-trafficking circles, and even a diamond-dog invasion. If I were alone, I'm could survive on my own; but I'm not going to be alone anymore: I'm going to have to take care of somepony from now on.. so.. (trails off)
*looks up*
"...Will you be my friend?"
I fucking hate the fact that I had to type-out this shit while nearly braindead!
>>14281
Stop comparing this shit to your personal life! I don't fucking want to hear about your romantic woes. Keep it fictional.
>>14283
"Alright, I'll see if there is a less insulting way for take the bullet if that is non-negotiable. Please understand that I do not take this lightly. I am willing to do whatever is necessary.
Would you be amenable to suffering, but from me? I am not Tracy or Korak. I do not take pleasure in inflicting death and pain and there would not be unnecessary spectacle."
>>14285
Oh calm your tits
"Alright, I'll see if there is a less insulting way for take the bullet if that is non-negotiable. Please understand that I do not take this lightly. I am willing to do whatever is necessary.
Would you be amenable to suffering, but from me? I am not Tracy or Korak. I do not take pleasure in inflicting death and pain and there would not be unnecessary spectacle."
>>14285
Oh calm your tits
>>14285
You're doing fine
S> A friend? It's funny, in Equestria I had scores of friends. You're the first pony, or anyone for that matter, who has even suggested such a thing in this world. I would be delighted.
You're doing fine
S> A friend? It's funny, in Equestria I had scores of friends. You're the first pony, or anyone for that matter, who has even suggested such a thing in this world. I would be delighted.
>>14287
To both
"We know the location of the treasure now. Maybe. If we have time, we should go get it"
To both
"We know the location of the treasure now. Maybe. If we have time, we should go get it"
>>14292
Remember the backstory?
I'll post it as if he was telling it to Trump and Infernius in a minute
Maybe
Remember the backstory?
I'll post it as if he was telling it to Trump and Infernius in a minute
Maybe
Okay, I'm done with other stuff (quick shoops and such for next bread). No more distractions
Since this is the first time anyone has bothered to walk on the outside of the tower, everyone notices how quiet it is. Aside from an occasional breeze rattling in one's ears, no sound reaches all the way up from the city below. The citizens move about, almost like ants. No particular activity is going on on the pirate ship, though a couple pirates can be seen keeping an eye out.
>>14307
"Uh... yeah. We need you to help retrieve the treasure, and to fight or restrain Korak tonight should it come to that"
Also new bread
"Uh... yeah. We need you to help retrieve the treasure, and to fight or restrain Korak tonight should it come to that"
Also new bread
>>13732