This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
Threadly reminder
>>8888 → >>9999 → >>10000 →>>12261I'll break you and waifu you too you edgy bitch
>>12255 →torc if you need my assistance let me know, me good wingman.
Torcuil studies in his new cave after successfully grasping Mystic Theurgy, Tracy has a brand new sekret lair within which she has developed the ability to control her golded spike chains with her mind, Trump has a whole bunch of shiny buildings with his name on it, and Infernius has gotten really good at weapon and armor smithing.
Tracy should note that her quiver has slots for 6 melee sized weapons (the official description says "bows", but bows are large items and I see no reason one couldn't keep non-bows in there). Those chains take up 1 slot.
>>12265Does the chain extend?
>>12266No. See
>>12259 →. More like three
Along the way, Infernius decided to put on the sleeves Thez left for him. They're billowy like drapes (which is odd because they were skin-tight before). As he places his arm into the mouth (golden demon shaped) of one, a voice whispers into his mind.
"At last, a fresh meal!"
The sleeve inflates, and then vaccum seals to his arm. As it does so, he quickly realizes that the inside of the sleeve is lined with rows and rows of dagger-like teeth that sink into his arm. The pain is incredible.
>>12267Not at this time, that will require more experience
>>12269Uh... Do I need to get the scissors?
>>12262Don't make me kill her. The only reason I've been making excuses for Tracy to leave her alone is because I'm trying to be considerate of Torcuil.>>12270How long are they?
As Infernius experiences this, the other sleeve envelops his other arm in a similar manner. They begin thrashing around, utterly destroying his arms under their fury.
As this occurs, Infernius feels his hand brush against something hard and geometric, that darts away from his grasp as he makes contact.
>>122726', and you can connect them if you like (there's how many? IIRC you stole away 5 corpses, so there's 10 I thnk)
>>12269ARG!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*laughs to stop from yelling*
Meanwhile, Tracy is busy gathering information. Remember that info-spiel from Sechs, which defined how Tracy realized Pip was worth further investigation? That happens now.
>>12272>>12263Dude that bitch is insane. Good Luck
>>12263Thanks
>>12265So now what are we doing?
>>12275I'm also looking for
targets opportunities to expand the word of Football
>>12272Also, Tracy picks up a wooden stick and some ambiguous cutlery for her bag.
>>12273Oh,
those spiked chains.
I also thought I said earlier that Tracy dropped-off the golem parts in Lenos's workshop, shortly after the fight with Soros.
>>12274That's the spirit. In response to the laughter, the sleeves slow for a moment, confused at their victim's response. It is at this point that Infernius grabs hold of the geometric devices, one in each sleeve.
"So! You're not some pathetic weakling, simply looking to steal my power! Very well then. You may have me, and in exchange I shall have your blood as sustenance. Be wary of ever weakening, for then I shall devour your body AND your soul!"
Long story short, the sleeves are called the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str
>>12279So you did. Uhm,... what did you want done with them again? I know that was how Lenos was gonna teach Infernius, but I forget what you wanted done
>>12282>>12279Okay really, what is the financial situation?
>>12280i-Is this a goku uniform?
>>12281Well, in exchange for constantly eating the player (that's why the regen stone) and they require a 25 or greater strength just to use them (hence the girdle). But yeah.
>>12283Okay. In exchange for the sale of the artisan's wares, the jeweler is to split the profits with the town. That amounts to about 1000g/wk, more than enough to sustain building projects (most of which are done anyway).
>>12282pic semi-related
It should at least have components of the Balor's Whip and the Chain Demons' powers. I mentioned a melee saw function too, if possible (I'm a greedy bastard).
Stands now alone, feeling sad
>>12287I'll tell you what. Since you have the quiver and length is therefore technically not an issue, how long do you want the chain to be (max 60')?
>>12280Holy shit
>>12288>teleports Tracy behind you
>>12288I'm confused, but don't worry. After I finish this bit with Infernius and Tracy, there's gonna be a thing that you'll like.
>>12291Yeah, its hella hax if you can survive
>>12293DONT LOSE YOUR WAY
>>12284
>>12294>pic related but a bull
>>12288>>12291>*is teleported*"High, ~Flashy!"
>>12289Is there any reason I'd want it shorter?
As long as possible, of course.
>>12295I'll have you roasted if you post anything like that again.
>>12294Not a Goku uniform, but stupid-strong arms. You notice that while your hand is gripping the geometric devices (they're dodecahedrons - 20 sided dice for reference), your visible (now shiny black) arms are relaxed at your sides, responding as normal arms would. Don't let go of the dice.
Uhhh, GM hasn't seen Kill La Kill. Has been saving it, since I hear its comparable to Gurren Lagann, which is
absolute favorite anime.
So as Tracy is concluding her conversation with Sechs, muttering to herself for having apparently been had in spite of all attempts to see through any deception, a more random citizen runs up to Sechs.
"The Ridiculous Cunt has returned!"
Sechs adopts an excited and enthusiastic expression, and the two of them run off toward the port.
>>12296"Gah"!
>I'll have you roasted if you post anything like that againThis.
>>12296Alright. You can't change its length, but its now a 60' spiked chain that you can restrict the length of simply by pulling more out or putting more in (free action). Oh, and its a +5 weapon with Lawful attributes (for combating damage reduction)
>>12298>>12296anzu is waifu material.
>>12300>Cheating on Thez. AGAIN
>>12300>Anzu without make-up
>Torc telports to everyone elseWhats up
>>12302>calls fire departeent because of burn
>>12301>not knowing the difference infernuis an I
>>12301GM shouldn't have given him his balls back so early.
>>12295To answer your question though, probably. They are intelligent, they are constantly eating you (drinking your blood since you have them by the 'balls'), but bestow incredible strength.
I hope you appreciate how coy Thez was playing btw.
>>12301Thez doesn't believe in monogamy. She does believe in killing rivals tho.
>>12304Not respecting GM's Tulpa
>>12305They regenerated, but the sleeves now take up all of his regeneration, so he's effectively 'normal' as far as recuperation.
>>12307why you instagateing bro? i respect thez.
>>12307No need to white-knight, they had a moment and in spite of a misunderstanding, they're good.
>>12309Okay, okay
>>12310>white knightingI wasn't that bad...
Incidentally Tracy, what did you do with the horns? Thez wants one of them.
>>12313Cease your Black Knighting
>>12311Nah, just trollin
>>12313U forgot pic related
>>12316>>12315Stand aside worthy advisary!
>>12317peach rings truly a yuge boost to any day.
So as Sechs and civvy run off, Tracy notices that an enormous ship that wasn't there before is now parked at the dock. Civvies crowd the area with shouts and cheers, as some well-dressed pirates make their way from the ship.
>>12322>not part of the Sour Brite Crawlers master race(user was bullied for this post)
>>12322get on our(
>>12323) level pleb
(user was bullied for this post)
The pirates, who are quite popular with the locals, begin the unloading of crates and chests, while interacting with whomever approaches. Hugs are exchanged, laughter and stories (and the promise of more) fill the air. Quietly amidst this procession, a extremely posh Dwarf places his foot on the ship's rail. A chorus of cheers rise from the civilians, followed by a growing chant of "Korak! Korak! KORAK! KORAK!!!" ending in an even greater cheer.
>>12325Now where am I in all of this?>>12327Do you want to be?
The dwarf raises his hand wordlessly, and the crowd subsides. He looks out at the city, with signs of the recent seige still apparent.
His eyes fix on Sechs, who he immediately demands. "Explain this shit."
Sechs then goes into quick rundown on all that has happened to Port Barry. From the Rats infestation, to the party's arrival, to the first Soros fight, then the second, the rebuilding, Football, the stadium and other buildings, Football,....
The dwarf listens intently without blinking.
>>12328its better than being gay.
>>12329Nice flag
I'm assuming Torc is with the rest of the party
>>12328I would imagine that you would be making your way to the docks, given that as word of the Ridiculous Cunt returning (ship's name) spreads.
>>12331You just teleported in, so yeah. Its non-consequential, so I'm assuming everyone is closely in the area to witness.
>>12333In israel apparently
>>12332REEEEE! I have to change back into a business suit*Comes in in a blaze of glory riding atop a majestic Gold Dragonne. Or teleporting in, one of the two*
>>12335oy vey goyim did you just assume my geographical location?
>>12337Yes, you male cis white jew
>>12338>jew>whitepick one.
>>12337I'd say you're in the surroundings. You can be elsewhere if you want, but its simpler to just go with it.
>>12336As Sechs completes his story (almost like it was timed) Trump comes riding in on Fae, the very symbol of glory, heroism, and majesty.
"I take it you're this Trump fella." The dwarf says as you approach.
He continues:
"The word is you and your friends have done a great deal of service and activity in and about the Port. Sechs said plenty of good things about you, and I'm curious. Why?"
>>12340i grapple up to a rook overlooking the boat and crowd.
>>12339Have you seen Trump Jr's wife?
Trump thinks for a moment. He can tell this dwarf is no slouch, and by his appearance and accoutrements, is distinguished and powerful. He clearly has something to do with the port, but doesn't know what all this means yet.
>>12344Uh, Tracy? Hasn't posted for a minute
>>12341"I am indeed he. I'm cannot speak to everyone's motives, but I do it because I live to serve, nation and Football. The people of Port Barry have taken us as their protectors. To whom do I have the pleasure of speaking?"
>>12309Wtf happened while I was eating?
>>12346No, she said either White or Jew, not both
I was proiing her wrong
>>12348Its been cinematic, no worries.
>>12347He tilts his head. He's a dwarf (so he's short), but is the most well-dressed and and aesthetic dwarf you've ever seen. He's dressed in a shiny suit (literally, 18th century style, double breasted) with dark pinstripes. He wears a neat bowler hat, his hands are perched atop a swank-ass cane, and he wears a fluffy black cape.
"Coinan. Korak Coinan, captain of the Ridiculous Cunt, and founder of Port Barry."
His beard is neat and well cared for, resembling the curls of Rarity's mane.
>>12321>>12325>>12329>>12332Yes, in stealth of course.
>>12340*glares daggers at Fae*
>>12351*Trumpaladin is impressed by his attire*
"It is very much a pleasure to meet you. I am very fond of this city you founded."
Looks out at the city
"I hope you don't mind the changes we've made"
(Please note the street layout and architecture should be visibly different)
Korak glances at the stadium, then back at Trump.
"What is Football?"
*crawls closer, slowly in stealth*
"Wait a second,... is that a blue pony?" He says, his eyes immediately swiveling toward Tracy. "Them there fetch a high price."
>>12358REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUH STEALTH
Well, I guess the pony's pout of the bag now..
*stands up and glares*
"I'm not for sale."
>>12360"Many have said that to me before. This one here, for example," he says gesturing to some of the pirates, who lead the Slovakian Unicorn up onto the deck. "I'm not one for asking permission."
>>12355"I have so much to tell you. But if I had to distill it into a single thing, it would be the feeling of being at home where you belong - of belonging to a larger group, and taking its fortunes as your own"
*in the distance, an Eagle caws*
>>12358"That's Trixie. At least I think that is the name of the blue coated pony with a light blue mane. She hasn't been broken, so I don't think you'd want to buy her"
>>12361look here you smelly fuck. the lady is not for sale.
>>12362>hasn't been broken"Challenge accepted."
In a blur of speed, Korak leaps from the deck, rolls past the crowd, to stand (again in a dignified pose with his cane) before Tracy.
"Now now, its best if you don't fight." He says with a bit of a smirk.
>>12361*draws knife*
"Try me, shortstuff!"
[2d20 = 31]>>12364feint a stab
*bites off nose* (real intention)
>>12361*eyes widen*
"Is she in need of a visa?"
>>12359"I have to concur with the bull and the blue one. Trixie here screams "Dangerously Defective and Unsafe," and all of the legal disclaimers in the world could not protect us from the lawsuits that would ensue if she were sold. We cannot sell her in good conscience"
[1d20 = 6]>>12367Grab pony to stop her
Tracy don't you dare get us in a law suit already
>>12366Ignored
>>12367Despite great rolls, Korak perceives the feint, and avoids the attack, moving gracefully around to the side. As he does so, he taps his cane against the ground which quickly becomes a scottish-style, basket hilt claymore (free action). He also flips his cape, which begins to swirl with color, concealing his body below the neck.
[1d20 = 12]>>12364I can't keep up with the action from my phone
[1d20 = 17]>>12370grapples faggoty pirate
>>12370"Uh, sir, that's not advisable"
[2d20 = 31]>>12369It can no longer be avoided...
>>12370Use chain to sunder weapon
Also roll for Intimidate check
[1d20 = 12]>>12374Fuck it
To Tracy
"Don't hurt him too much"
To the dwarf
"I'll pay you back, but I think you misunderstand the situation"
Pulls out the weapon smasher, and attacks to break his claymore
[1d20 = 4]>>12371No worries
>>12372You're on a roof. You want to climb down? You climb down.
>>12373So not listening, his eyes are on a prize. Spoiler alert, Korak makes a good deal of money from selling slaves. Not my character, just being authentic.
>>12374<BANG>As Tracy begins to draw her weapon (which is a free action, but he had prepared this action) his cloak flies away revealing a pistol.
[1d20 = 10]>>12376ok grapple now
[1d20 = 11]>>12376Alright, attack straight for the pistol if possible
There is no way I can possibly keep up with specific action
[1d8 = 1]
[10d6 = 32]
He hits, a solid strike to Tracy's shoulder.
>>12376>4I've got evasion and improved uncanny dodge; can't she avoid that?
If it misses, does that provoke an attack of opportunity?
>>12370Damned relitives
I, uh shit,
Can I kill him?
[4d20 = 56]>>12379Saving roll
if not, Autohypnosis: ignore the pain
If that succeeds, lunge forward and go for the gun with intent to cut of his hand in the process (I'm guessing this is an attack of opportunity, because who'd expect someone to ignore a gunshot wound)
Add a Psionic Surge to the lunge (she's pissed)
That REALLY hurt, and Tracy is momentarily stunned.
>>12377It'll take another round to close distance.
>>12380Not when all the modifiers are considered, plus it was a sneak attack (saving throw, not attack). You did get less damage for the evasion, but he still landed it.
>>12381You're welcome to act, but you're out of melee/action range.
"Gust" says Korak.
From the tip of his blade, a gale-force wind blows at Tracy, making her unable to make any forward progress.
"Trump! In addition to saving me town, you've brought me this lovely surprise!"
He menacingly walks forward, maintaining the wind.
>>12382Your lunge is cut short, as buffeting winds prevent you from advancing
[1d20 = 4]>>12384[autistic neighing]
Check for Intimidation, because why not?
Korak glances around him for a moment, as the wind subsides.
"Now then pretty pony, won't you be a good girl? I'd hate to further damage that delightful figure."
Meanwhile, Thez: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>12383Cast Detect alignment
"Uh, I'm sorry but I don't remember making a contract. And you certainly can't have her now, she is needed here"
>>12386Okay, creeped the fuck out by that remark
As the wind subsides, Korak stands just out of range of Tracy, sword leveled at her. In his other hand he holds the pistol.
>>12383>teleports behind dawrfOMAE WO SHINDEIRU
>>12390If I have a move and I am in range, go for weapons smash on the pistol. If not, go with
>>12388 and possibly move closer
>>12388"Yeah, I'm still planning our wedding ceremony!"
>is touchingCast Inflict Moderate Wounds
[1d20 = 12]>>12393Forgot to roll
>>12388Neutral Evil
>>12388"Oh, but we're only just getting started! You said she needed to be tamed,...."
>>12392Trump closes in behind Korak, just out of range.
>>12394Cast? 'splain.
Motion ceases for a second.
[1d20 = 14]>>12395Cast protect from evil, or whatever that spell is called, on Tracy
"Just what is your business here?"
>>12395Level II Blackguard Spell
>Tracy is so edgy that she can cut just by touching youIf not, go for Inflict Slight Wounds
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Inflict_Moderate_Wounds
>>12391>waits for "Nani?"
>>12396Okay, that won't work, just close in range to destroy the Pistol
>>12397Which spell set is the proper spell set? There's a radically different one for each edition
>>12400I.. I don't know how it works...
I was using this page:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:BlackguardBecome momentarily Ethereal: phase through the dock
>>12402Idk how spells work at all...
Motion resumes
>>12396Done, a golden aura of Football envelops Tracy, granting several bonuses. +2 to ac, saves, and other effects (mind control, etc.)
>>12398You teleport behind him, but I don't know what the phrase is supposed to do. He doesn't respond regardless.
>>12399It did work though (the spell). You can attempt on the pistol next round.
>>12400I'm going with 3.5 paladin atm, which prot from evil is a 1st level spell.
>>12402OOooh! That was a GOOD MOVE.
Korak stands there, a bit stunned at what he's seen.
"I'm beginning to get why she isn't tamed yet."
He spins and levels his pistol at Torcuil.
"And who might YE be?"
>>12401Cast a spell to remove Jewiness
>>12403You're doing great. Since you have distance and concealment, you can stealth or cast spells unbothered. Remember how easily he spotted you in stealth tho.
[1d20 = 13]>>12404The man who shagged ye mum
>stab with dagger
[1d20 = 16]>>12404"Yep, that's Trixie for you, now sorry but I'm going to have to put that down"
Destroy the pistol!
>>12405e_e It sounds like you're trying to cast Remove Curse, but that doesn't apply. You're now unrestricted and not hindered, and you're beneath the dock (which is about 30' wide, so it will take more than one round for anyone in hot persuit to get to your position, and atm no one is.
>>12406>>12405i cast circumcision reversal.
>>12409I was talking to the Nazi Cleric: he should have a spell for this.
*prowls in stealth*
>>12405>>12407>>12410Don't kill him until we know we can do so without a general revolt. He's popular. The people love them. I've spent too damn long trying to make these people love me
When we can do so safely, then we kill him, take his stuff, and any foreign lands he owns as colonies
>>12408Stop calling her Trixie, you're hurting her feelings
>Her entire meme used to be killing people for calling her fluttershy>>12410This has to count as ability drain for kikes.
>>12407Korak parries the dagger with his pistol.
"Yer loss mate!" he shouts at Torcuil, while performing an elaborate parry against Trump's attack.
"Aye! This is magnificent All of ye, come at me then!" he taunts, seeming to enjoy all this. He foregoes any attacks and steps back out of range in a dueling pose.
>>12410Ur sack already regenerated.
>>12415Circumcisions are for forskins: all Jews cut off their foreskins to gain Jew powers.
>>12415"Just who exactly are you, why are you here, where are you from, and what is you business?"
>>12414He's being elusively in character, Tracy understands that he's keeping her anonymous.
>>12413As more of the well dressed pirates circle around, you rethink the wisdom of that course of action. Strangely, their faces are not conflicted, they're quite enjoying this and don't seem to see it as a deadly confrontation.
>>12415I make my dagger into a full claymore
>>12414ITS TO PROTECT YOU
>>12420WAIT
Cancel that shit, I'm retarded
Teleport ~20 feet away
Steal pistol with Magno-rod
"I'm the captain now"
>>12416e_e It has no effect.
>>12418"I built this town," he says, flicking his hand for a moment. "I gathered the people here" he levels the sword at Torcuil (who is closest) on whom he unleashes another gust (torcuil is kinda stunned, unless he wants to retreat)l, "Defended it," he tosses his cane aside and now stands facing Trump, both hands holding pistols. "And now I'm wonderin' what YER business is. Ye never answered me question about Football, not to me satisfaction anyhow."
[2d20 = 34]>>12413[murderous pony noises]
*lunge up through dock in sneak attack with a Psionic surge and sodomize him with a lightning Javelin*
>>12421Good move, pistols stolen.
"Wha?"
>>12423Coming from underneath
[1d20 = 2]>>12424*grapples*
>>12423This was directed towards Korak, btw...
[1d20 = 6]>>12419"I see what's going on" he says, like the WWE champion he is
>>12422With one attack slot, I should have two, cast smite evil, with the other, attack him with Vanderium
[3d6 = 7]>>12423Works for me.
Tracy erupts from a now hole in the dock, launching a javelin of lightning at him. It doesn't hit squarely, but he feels it
>>12430Does the electrocution promote an opportunity attack?
>Pants sizzled off*dual wield*
Castrate him with one kunai and shove another into his haggis
[1d20 = 1]>>12432forgot to roll!
>>12426Kek, fail. He's remarkably limber for an otherwise tight stanced dwarf.
>>12427Are you shooting, cuz that was a meme
>>12428Duh
>>12429Except attacks are not exchangeable for spells. You can get one 'normal' spell and (if applicable) one instant spell per round, no more. You get 3 attacks, but if you cast you don't get any.
>>12433Oh dear.
>>12432Can any of us preform necromancy or bringing faggots back to life?
>>12434Eh, I'll shoot a kneecap
>>12433The saddest part is, I meant to roll two die...
[3d20 = 31]>>12434Then Attack, Attack, Attack
should that be a ten or a twenty die?
>>12439A TWENTY!
and two failed attacks. Eh, he's a damned fine parry-er
[2d20 = 27]>>12437Torcuil fires with both pistols.
At the same time Trump unleashes a combo.
"Bees" Korak says, a hexagonal shield of yellow force appearing in front of his left hand.
>>12437i can res i think.
>>12444meant for
>>12441I'm not in it tonight...
[1d100 = 22]>>12440You have no idea. Thez has a hard time hitting his slippery ass, even when she's not holding back.
Both of Torcuil's shots ping off the shield, while Trump misses (dodge), misses (dodge), and with a great cry from Vandereim, hits so squarely that Korak may lose an arm
>>12446I don't know when my turn is, but with my next attack, I cast DISPEL MAGIC against the Bees
Do I need to roll?
I guess my attack failed?
When can I move again?
>>12445Tracy last zapped him with lightning. No need for the next move, the fight is over now.
Trump's swing very neatly lops off Korak's hand just above the cufflink. He looks down at it in shock, then at the party surging in against him.
"Alright, I give. You look soft, but you're a bunch of salty fucks, I'll give ya that."
As more attacks come in at him, he blurs off to the side (magic item).
"Sechs, see that they're tended to, and snatch up me hand. I wanna have a long talk with 'em."
He turns toward the pirates.
"Now don't give me that look, there were four of 'em!" and to this, the pirates raise a cheer.
>>12449>puts guns in kilt cloakSo what do we do with this faggot?
[2d20 = 14]>>12449Appraise magic item
Also, pickpocket whatever I can from him before he leaves
He swivels his eyes to Trump. "I take it then that ye are the leader of this bunch."
>>12449Okay, scratch
>>12447>>12453"You might say that. What is you purpose here?"
>>12453has tourcil disarmed him?Issue some form of "hold your fire" to Tracy
>>12449i cast cure moderate wounds.
>>12456Well...
>levitates swordNow I have
>bockets claymore for later
>>12454"I told ye, I built this place, I'm the leader of this Port. I'LL BE HAVING THOSE BACK THANK YE" he yells at Torcuil.
"Anyway, I've been away at sea for months. Upon my return, I see the port has been a wee mangled, fixed up, and there be some shiny arseholes doin my job. I suppose I owe ye one for that." he looks at his hand. "But methinks that debt has been paid. By the way, you could have avoided all this by admitting the blue one is one of yer's. She's mighty fine though," he says with a lewd grin.
>>12459the pirate thats bleeding
>>12458The sword, which had been retrieved by one of the pirates, begins to levatate, carrying the pirate with him. Korak looks at the pirate, scans around to look at Torcuil. "Alright, enough of that."
>>12458*pockets
When you say basket hilt, to clarify you dont mean 6 ft Highlander one, right?
>>12460Nah ye bloody wankstain.
You messed wit a friend
>>12460"Thank you," he says at the "mighty fine," kind of regretting it afterwards
"As I said, she's too dangerous to sell even if we didn't need her"
"Where did you get the pistols and where can we get them?"
>>12463No, I mean the basket-hilted broadsword type.
>>12463"Don't get yer kilt in a tangle, it was all good fun. I wasn't gonna keel any o' ye" he mutters something about trade value depreciation.
>>12465I thought so
>Torc reluctantly throws the pistols back
>>12464"Hah, there're none like 'em. And no, ye can't have 'em. They condense water into frozen bullets. Limited rate of fire, but unlimited ammunition!"
So, wait, did Krak's hand get cut off?
>>12467DAMN IT WHY'D I THROW THEM BACK
>>12466He picks up one pistol, flicks his hand and it disappears, then picks up the other pistol, flicks his hand again and it disappears. The previously floating pirate brings his sword over, which he taps again making it a cane. Despite missing a hand, he still exudes the air of someone who could wreck shop.
"I be needin' a meal after all that. Sechs! Arrange a banquet, and bring me me damned hand!"
>>12471First,
How'd you do that?
>>12467"That's very impressive. I really have seen nothing like it. Would you like to come into the town and see how it's changed…"
>>12471"We shall do so"
Trump's eyes widen as his true intent comes accross
"Would you like to watch a game of Football?"
>>12468yes
Where's his hand?
I can use it to track him down?
>>12474*takes severed hand*
>>12475Track down Trump, and you'll find him, because he's next to Trump
[1d20 = 12]>>12476Sleight of hand to conceal severed hand.
>>12476"Very good little pony" Trump says, as he takes the hand from the pony's mouth, and hands it to Krak
"Inferius! Can you reattach this?"
"sorry about that," Trump says to the pirate
>>12469Its better that you did, trust me.
>>12470"Lets eat first, I been away at sea and me men are tired."
>>12476Sechs already retrieved it. Spoiler alert, he's not your opponent.
So in the aftermath of the fight and over a great banquet that the whole town is invited to, Korak tells the party who he is. He's a pirate (obviously) who found his way to this world at the same time Lenos did (previous reboot). After ages of killing and treasurin he found that there wasn't anywhere that welcomed pirates or pirate goods, so he built his own dammit. Port Barry started off a small tent city, but as wealth poured in (mostly from piracy) the city was built into the structure it is today (not including recent renovations). So successful was the city, that the Emperor didn't demand his usual tribute. To maintain relations and cash, Korak built the Cunt (there were previous ships) which is both his ship and the flagship of the port.
>>12481But how did he do the disappeary thingy
I want to knlw
>>12481[Frumious pony noises]
[1d20 = 11]>>12481Take him to the Trump Grille, showing off new architecture along the way, and asking him everything about what is out at water
And also, about that Slovenian pony...
[1d20 = 18]>>12481Make a Track check on Korak anyway (because she's holding a grudge)
>>12483Heal Tracy first.
>>12482I forget the name (something Boots of Wolvenkind or some shit) but they allow one to instant to a flanking position against an enemy, or to an flanking support position of an ally. Since the pirates are all his allies, he could zip out of the fight quickly.
[1d20 = 17]>>12486Cast lay of hand on Tracy
>>12485"Oh yes, we nabbed her off a remote and otherwise uninhabited island. Beautiful place, I got it marked on me map, but even more beautiful was the Unicorn. I couldn't resist mate." He says with a wink "I'll show her to ye in a bit."
>>12483He's way ahead of you. The hand is not fully healed, but it is reattached and working agin.
[1d20 = 12]>>12489Reeeee! I healed her with my lay hands per first
Tracy is back to full. BTW, blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.
>>12487No, with the pistols
Torc teleports back to his cave to read up on dwarfs
>>12488[affectionate pony noises]
>>12489"............." (you were too late)
>>12493They're not artifacts, cuz they're not old enough, but they were clearly made by a genius. In the short time he got a look at them, he was unable to figure out how they work.
>>12490"Is she your... Waifu?"
>>12492>blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.I was actually asking Infernius for it, but don't blackguards have the spell regardless?
>>12495Ahh
So someome who watches rick and morty?
Plz dont kill, I was joking
>>12497If only there were a paladin with lay hands ability around
So ask him what lands around exist that are poorly defended?
>>12498Tracy is still pent up and nonchalantly jams a fork into Torcuil's haggis
I gtg for a while. Torcuil studies until I return
>>12501*adds spoon to go with the fork*
>>12500Carry around pony in his arms, petting her to calm her down. But she's still in extremely close proximity to the pirate guy, who Trump is not letting leave him
>>12496"I don't know what ye mean. Waifu? I'll tell ye, she'll fetch a PRETTY penny to the right buyer!"
>>12497They can yes, but by default their spells are lawful and evil, so it has to be a specific request.
>>12498Unironically, yes. Xp
As Korak continues to dialogue, it becomes apparent that he's been 'allies' with both Thez and Lenos, the latter of whom is invited to join in the festivities. He declines. "Fuck that dude"
>>12499"Not any worth note. Any city or state that is worth lookin at is heavily fortified. The people come from all different planes and worlds, and aren't much for group interactions. Merchants and travelers happen, but by and large the communities keep to themselves, untrusting of newcomers and completely suspicious of other cities."
>>12495Did my Track check succeed?
>>12494>>12491>>12490well i guess i am no longer needed sulks back to the tower.
>>12501>Studies and watches, there won't be fighting>>12502W/ fork and spoon in haggis.
>>12505What were you intending by the track check? You know he arrived on the ship, you've been around him for the duration,... IDK where you're going with that
>>12506"Now hold on Inferius, come back and talk with us! Tell him about you as we learn about him!
... Tell him about the Jews"
>>12506Whoever said that, you're part of the party that the town is more than excited to gush about to Korak and the pirates. The banquet is filled with anecdotes and perspectives of the party's actions, which were both impressive and heroic. Plus he's a minotaur, which is a rarity in its self.
>>12507Idk, i just guess that Tracy would have her eye on him for a while
I can't into RPing...
Tracy looks around for clues about this "Emperor" person.
>>12508the jews? he dosent know about the jews?
The pirates are all dressed in fine clothing, per the dictates of Korak. He's quite particular about appearances (his character was designed well before I got into MLP, but he's quite Rarity when it comes to fashion)
>>12510At the mention of the Emperor, the banquet grows quiet.
"Him. I trust ye've been keeping up on the arrangement?" Korak says to Sechs.
"Um,... well no. In all the commotion and rebuilding we haven't had the manpower to spare. We're,... about a week overdue."
Korak raises an eyebrow.
"Ye know thats not going to do us any good. Do we have the tribute?"
"Uhm, well no. We spent most of the resources rebuilding the town."
"Ye know he's not gonna care a whit about that."
"Yes of course, but we couldn't let the down be in shambles. To be honest, we thought that Mr. Trump and his compatriots might,... free us from him." Sechs says meekly.
>>12512Trump is visibly impressed by the fashion of the Pirates.
"The Unicorn, what is the dowry on her? And as for the fortified cities, know of any way inside? By diplomacy if possible, force if necessary?"
>>12511He doesn't even know about Football
>>12510Carries pony. She'd have a damned fine view of him from his arms
>>12512"Oh, I know about the jews. I've had plenty of business deals, as well as "business deals" with their kind. I'm surprised they made their way this far south, but I'm really not surprised that when they did so they came here. Barry is not the finest of ports in appearance, but there's more loot traveling through 'er than ye can fit on e ship!" he raises his flagon and a cheer erupts around him
>>12513"Flee? Bitch please? We fear nothing. Millions for defense, not one damned dime for tribute"
>>12514>>12515what? he doesn't know about football? has he heard of hitler?
>>12515do you know where they usally reside?
>>12517"I don't believe so. We have much to teach this guest as he has to teach us"
In response to Sechs' comments about the emperor, he breathes a deep sigh. "Well, too late to worry about it. We can expect to hear from him if we don't go to him first. I will decide what will happen on that avenue."
>>12516I said FREE
>>12518"Lad, I been away for 6 mos, I'm still tryin to figure you lot out"
>>12514>[pony-radar mode]Tracy exploits all her detection abilities to turn herself into a hand-held recording device and absorb information.
>>12520>>12519you hear of hitler? pirate man.
Korak details that the emperor is an incredibly powerful sorceror, who somehow managed to tame and control (mostly) the Terrasque. He's fearsome by himself, as is the T, but combined they're virtually unstoppable. He began a campaign of imposing on all the established cities, demanding a tribute of goods, wealth, and (worst-case) lives to satiate his malicious tendencies. He lives atop a chaotic and asymmetrical tower in the north, where he delights in torturing and murdering whoever he feels like.
>>12520"Damn right we bring freedom... Who is this emperor guy exactly?"
>trying to figure you lot out"I'm trying to figure us lot out too"
>>12513>>12523*listens more closely, eyes narrowed*
>>12523"Any idea on how to severe him from the Terrasque?"
Also
"What's the dowry on the Unicorn?"
>>12525he waged a great war against the jews and their puppets, he spoke the truth about them and they turned him into the bad guy for that.
>mfw this thread is ~80% of MLPOLs daily traffic
>>12527[anxious pony noises]
>>12529Come play anytime.
>>12527"Sever? Ye act like ye're cutting a ship from the docks. He's tremendously powerful, able to create magic with a thought and twist it to his designs. He's far beyond the likes of me, or you for that matter."
At the mention of the Unicorn. "If ye wish to make an offer on her, I'm listenin'"
>>12528"He sounds like a chump then. I don't respect failure, and it sounds like for all his intentions, he failed."
>>12529You again? Quit ur salt.
>>12530"I'm worried about this sorcerer too, little pony. But don't worry. We can kill him and take control of his lands. I mean, we can bring freedom to all the lands"
*pets pony behind the ears*
>>12534*affectionate nuzzling*
I'm glad I had her set that requisition for dimeterium ingots.
>>12531>>12532>>12533I am really bad at Pen and Paper RPGs I fear. I am not hating on your fun, I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.
>>12534"Many, MANY have tried. Those who have 've been reduced to ruin. Those who haven't have been forced to abide his terms to survive. The squirrel up in Sparentinar(sp) has some nuts, but he's more concerned with his city, as are the other players. Its kind of a stalemate at this point.
>>12536Most of us had never RP'd before, feel free to play any time.
> I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.As do I...
>>12536>wishYou and me both. At the moment, these threads are the best effort I can make toward increasing general interest (whether players or observers). I have lots of ideas, but such ideas take time and methodical planning. In the meantime I hope to entertain. You ARE welcome to join if you like, and the engine is such that accommodates less experienced players.
can I not have a gay flag now btw?
>>12533With regards to the soccerer
"Any weaknesses you are aware of? Any way to counter him save brute force?"
With regards to the unicorn
"Well, I have US citizenship, she might like that. Six months to get a class A immigrant visa, two years to remove conditions, only 3 years until citizenship. Oh I'm sorry, you meant to pay her dowry. Anyone you you want us to kill for you?"
>misses his Heil Hortler flag
>>12533REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12541"Well, that Lenos fella said that if magic is his strong suit, then anti-magic would be his weakness. The trouble is anti-magic fields are very small in area. It would take a team of mages to make a field large enough to be of any use, and even then you'd have to contend with the Terrasque. Where Kefka lacks in strength and combat, the T fills in the blanks,"
>>12543Oh shush, he's only gotten the briefest description of Hitler. I'm sure he'd be most impressed, as was his faggot when I red-pilled him.
>>12541"We also have a weeaboo horse - I mean, a fine Stallion trained in Ninja-like arts. Pretty courageous in battle. I can show you him in the stables. Would he cover the dowry?"
And for a moment, if just for a moment, all was right with the world.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
>>12545Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I was going to train him to become my lackey!
>>12544"Any way at all to take him down without facing the full strength of the Terrasque? We intend to kill it, but we are not sure we are strong enough"
>>12544hes directly insulted my faith hes lucky infernuis is a kind bull.
>>12549"Inferius, do you think your marines could make an anti-magic field?"
I have no idea GM
>>12545"I don't know about this 'weeaboo' thing ye mention, but I'll give him a look."
At this point, the banquet dies down a bit, and the pirates and citizens begin a formal (ish) night-time soiree of dancing and merriment. Many (most) are intoxicated, and the celebration of the situation permeates. The Port now has its grand benefactors, as well as its esteemed founder, and everyone is in high spirits.
>>12548"That'd be quite the trick, he rides it like a mount (though its kinda ridiculous, since he's human-sized and its stadium-sized)"
>>12549Not deliberately, he just doesn't know Hitler. He's from Faerun (forgotten realms) and knows nothing of earth-anything.
>>12550No, they're only just grasping the basics of stratgic (formation) combat. As individual combatants, they're level 3.
>>12550Its almost like GM wants the players to complete a sidequest or two in order to have the means to enact such a field.
>>12551"... So, where does this nerd live?"
>>12554He raises an eyebrow at Tracy: "This one, what's yer name? I like you, you're the most rambunctious pony I've ever seen. I'd love to 'ride' ye," he says with a wink.
Seriously, which nerd r you referring to. The emperor? The weeaboo? someone else I missed?
"Ah promise I won't use spurs or bridles,... unless ye like that sorta thing!"
>>12550>>12551"Sounds like we can't take him down yet. Any imminent threat?"
Spoiler, Korak is a lech, a rapist, a slaver, and despite his appearance a most uncouth individual. He looks right and proper though
>>12553>Not just wearing a vest covered in dimerterium shavings.>>12555checked (the sorceror was the nerd)
*glares daggers at dwarf*
"........ (stares for a bit"
"... It's Tracy"
>>12556*Venomous glare*
"I'm engaged."
>>12533he revived a dying country with the best economic polices, he sent all the jews away from his homeland, the people loved him and it took the entire world to stop him from taking over.
>>12555Interrupting
"May I take the unicorn now, and pay the dowry later? Ask anyone around, we always honor contracts"
>>12560Kek. Please make that interrupt his flirting with Tracy
>>12558Trump managed to learn all of that with the alignment check, and then perfectly forget all of it when he saw how well dressed the other pirates were
>>12563Tracy would've also figured this out with a Sense motive check.
Also, she can recognize another rapist when she sees one.
>>12564Uh... Did you do a sense motive check?
>>12557"Well, I suppose from what Sechs is tellin me that we'll probably hear from him before too long. He doesn't take kindly to disrespect. Port Barry has (otherwise) always been on time and prompt with its tributes, but lacking sufficient resources it,..." he trails off as the jeweler runs up and whispers in his ear. "That'll do pig. Well, it seems that we're covered on the tribute, but he'll still be wantin' to hear from him. That leaves us with a few options. The first is to wait and let him come to us. I don't like that idea, cuz he usually likes to kill scores of people when he comes. The other options is to venture to him, which is equally risky.
>>12559"A pleasure to meet you Ms. Tracy. And may I ask who the lucky benefactor of your engagement might be? Ye're quite the 'lady', if ye don't mind me sayin'"
>>12561"Ye can see her, sure. She's in the stables outside the port. As for purchase, we'll table that 'till later."
Motive = money and survival
>>12566*mood lifts at the mention of her engagement*
"Why, this handsome hunk right here." She says, gesturing to the Paladin carrying her
I'm gonna just call the Jeweler Ben. Get it? Ben, as in Ben Shapiro? He's a Jew-eler? Its funny!
>>12568"Well now, that explains why he'd be carryin' ye. It doesn't explain all that Trixie nonsense, but I've pulled a few cons in the past so I get what ye were goin' with. I certainly wouldn't go around parading "This Pony will be my wife", I mean who knows what people would say. Pretty though,...."
>>12571*blushes, rubbing her cheek against the Paladin's abdomen*
i gotta go for about an hour ill be lurking on mobile.
[1d20 = 11]>>12566"Payment? That's s funny way of looking at it... Ah never mind, I'll deal with that later. I don't want him to have home field advantage and I'd like to set up an ambush. But I also don't want collateral damage. I guess we'll evacuate the town..."
>>12568*fear at this suggestion*
Check to see if man would refuse to allow Trump to marry the unicorn if he things he is engaged already
>>12574He's a slave-rapist. He does not care about such disinctions, but also (weirdly) has a sense of honor when it comes to righteous folk.
"Speaking of home field - on two levels - if ye're wantin to lay a trap for him, that there stadium ye made is perfect, since he'd readily port there cuz the Terrasque would fit. Also, I'm wantin' to hear more about this here Football ye keep mentioning. Its got the whole town fixated, and I'm wantin' to know more"
Also aside, the city has gained ~10k in gold and resources from the pirates. This is not 'take as you need', but is available.
[1d20 = 3]>>12572I can't understand that statement
Roll to find out "does he believe her"
>>12576>What did she mean by this?[happy engaged pony noises]
Yeah, I need clarification too
>>12578Clarification for what?
>>12579The 'doesn't believe' followed by 'what did she mean'
[1d20 = 9]>>12575Go on hour long spiel about football, and take him to USFL headquarters if he can be taken. Show him the super bowl video if possible
Also, when possible, begin whatever contract negotiation is necessary to acquire a portion of that 10,000 (or is in the public treasury?) Trump wants it to but the unicorn, which he thinks is a dowry
>>12580I misinterpreted his comment
Idk what he was trying to roll though.
>>12580Does the pirate believe Tracy when she claims Trump is engaged to her
>>12582Uh, insight? I guess
>>12583It hasn't been further established, but he's never seen a pony take a direct sneak attack, shrug it off, and then warp through the pier. His mind is not made up as to 'what is', but he's not discounting anything atm.
>>12581"Oh now lad, ye're pretty green ta think ye can buy me own pony with me own monies," he laughs at the thought.
>>12585Does Trump have any private funds all to himself? I want to figure out if he can buy the unicorn without selling Tracy's bitch or any of the buildings in Port Barry/ships in the harbor
>>12585>He still hasn't answered the question"... So, where does this 'Emerpor' nerd live?"
After a bit more banter, revelry, and general to-do Korak says to Trump (assuming its mentioned). "Well lad, I can see ye're not a bunch of chumps. Maybe ye CAN upend the emperor, and there are scores of cities that'd be glad to see him gone, this one notwithstanding. I'll lend ye the help and support I can, but I also have to tend to my people. I'll not tolerate any misfortune befallin' them, as they're the main source of me finances!" he laughs boisterously at is.
"Tell ye what. If you can figure a way to trap and bind the emperor, and ye can find a way to fight off his beast, I'll deliver what I can to your aid. Its been a very long time since I've seen the likes of you, and I like what I'm seein'," he concludes, emptying his flagon.
"Now, which one of ye lovelies wants te escort me to the whorehouse!" and s small number of cheers, as well as a couple right bitches take his sides in an elbowed escort position.
>>12589Go to the whorehouse, and get a woman to try to figure out how to get money - better, get the unicorn out if him.
>>12587"But me did, weren't ye listening? Ah said he lives to the north, miles past Cardashil, in a wrecked city of wealthies who spend all FRIIGGIN' day worshippin' his lanky arse. A pity what happened to Thez, she'd have been a right thorn in HIS ass. Oh well, life goes on right?"
>>12590"Make it worth his while, but don't give on that you're interested. The more he knows the merch is valuable, the higher the price."
>>12590*follows, with an unchanging, static expression*
>>12592Oh fuck, that's a good point
*shames self for forgetting something that obvious*
Also, why is that bastard avoiding watching the Super Bowl recording. Reeeee!
>>12594Cuz u showed him. It was most impressive. He likes this idea of "Broncos"
>>12593>follows"Tracy, I'm not asking you to swindle this guy, but should this guy be made to part with his pistols, the unicorn, or whatever other items of great value he has, for the cost of the horses we have in the stables, or a few sheckles, my love for and appreciation of you could only grow"
>>12595Praise American
Also GM, seriously, did he come in with more than one ship? Does he want to purchase a ship? What other valuable things does he have or want?
>>12596>trying to rob a thief of exceptional levelGood luck with THAT, you saw how quick he spotted Tracy!
>>12596*eerie static expression glitches like a television screen before returning to normal*
"........... Yes, Flashy."
>>12597From the conversations he seems concerned about only a few things. 1. The ability to convert ill-gotten gains into wealth. 2. The port (which is its self a reflection of #1). 3. Wealth and luxury, which is attainable only (currently) through the 1st two.
>>12600>Typical dwarfFucking subterranean kikes.
>>12601Actually, this dwarf is not enthusiastic about caverns and dungeons.
>>12598Watch Tracy lose Ponimaru without gaining anything, Kek
>>12599For the first time ever, Trump looks jealous.
"Just don't let him actually touch you in that way, however much you have to tease him"
>>12600>this guy is basically TrumpHe simply must see the high class housing, the high class diving, the high class everything at Trump Tower
>>12602Still a dwarf.
I get it though. Figured he was one of those above-ground types.
>>12602What about apartments in Towers?
"So!" at one point Korak abbreviates the conversation. "If ye want to lure the emperor, the stadium is the place to do it. If ye're wanting to invade his home turf, I can provide the means (especially since the tribute is overdue). If YE lot can take him out, I'll owe ye, and I'll pay it back however ye want. He's the only one who was standing in the way of the development of the port, and with him gone the people can help the sailors, the sailors help the people, everybody wins. That is the idea that Port Barry was founded on, "Everybody wins"
>>12606*ears perk*
"...What means do you speak of?"
>>12603He would be most impressed, and yes, he's dark-side Trump
>>12606"Can you tell me more about this "means" to invade his territory?
to ask a different question
"You travel by sea often? Any chance you like to look at our clippers? Copper hulled, immune to seaworms and barnacles that infect both tropical and temperate waters. The fastest ships in the sea"
>>12607Gets a glint in his eye as Tracy addresses him.
"Well now, I've got a mighty ship that can take ye where ye need to go. I see ye've got the tower up and running, but 2 flanks are better than 1 amirite?" he guffaws.
"But yeh, since he'll be lookin to hear from the Port, its possible we might sneak you lot in. Its MUCH more dangerous than bating him here, but he might lower his guard. Its been hundreds of years since anyone challenged him, so I reckon he's probably gotten a wee bit lazy"
>>12609Clippers? Thats news to GM
>>12610*returns glint with glint so edgy it blinds him momentarily*
"... You have my interest"
>>12612"Sooo pretty,..." he says.
"Ye sure this one's not for sale?" he says to Trump
>>12611I expressed in Make Port Barry Great Again Part 2 that trump aquired three ships.
okay, no, I did not say they were Clippers, which would probably be more expensive than regular ships, but they are faster, so it's not insane that Trump would get them. Also it's not inconceivable that Trump doesn't own one, and is doing a contractual slight of hand to sell a ship he doesn't own, then buy or trade for one and deliver it
>>12613>this kike thinks he has a crack at herHe's going to regret trying.... poor fella'
>>12613*still dazzled by his suits, his reception to Football, and the unicorn*
"Huh"
>>12614>selling a ship he doesn't ownUNLAWFUL
>>12615Probably, but thats his character
>>12616"Nevermind. I'll leave you to your,... what was the term?,... wifooo?"
"Meanwhile, since ye like horses (no bully, he's an equal opportunist) let me show ye MINE"
Slovakia (easy name) is very much as you would expect from the pics. White coat, pink mane, fleur-de-lis'es for the CM, and a look of utter disdain and contempt on her face. She has nothing to say if and when you approach.
>>12618REEEEEE!!! Are there ANY likable horses in this dimension. Goddamn itOkay, is Slovakia the Slovenien unicorn in question, or is this a different unicorn?
>>12617No no, it's just the precise enough timing of the exchange of contracts
okay yeah, it's probably illegal
>>12618Puts arms around any nearby pony
At the same time, Ben runs up to Infernius.
"I was instructed to tell you that these pirates may have resources and abilities that might fit with your developin defense force."
A moment later, Ben prods Torcuil.
"My instructions suggest that you might find value in interacting with the pirates."
A moment later still, Ben sneaks up to Tracy.
"The message I've been given say that 'while Korak can be trusted to suit his own means - and that of the party if in mutual venture - his allegience is entirely to himself and his pirates. He WILL sacrifice characters if its in his best interes"
>>12619She's recently been slaved. Don't expect a warm reception.
>>12620[affectionate pony noises]
*hugs back*
>>12623uh... Are these the same two unicorns?
>>12620>nearbyTrump puts his arms around Tracy, who experiences a rare and brief moment of warmth and bliss,
>>12625No, Slovakia and Troll are entirely different poners
>>12618looks at the pictures quickly, permanently burns the images in his mind, and then dismisses the images in s couple seconds
"that's great that you have a loving family like that. Hey, would you like to look at these pictures of the *unsold* penthouse if the luxury apartment building we just constructed. Easy access for wenches"
>>12627I mean his waifu and the one he talked about selling. Slovenia and Slovakia
>>12626Trump isn't letting go of her anytime soon
>>12630[sensual pony noises]
*romantic nuzzling*
>>12628"I set aside the penthouse when I had it constructed. I figured someone important might come along and I'd want it for him. I had no idea the founder himself would show"
>>12629They're the same.
>>12628>loving familyThat's a captured slave, m8. She doesn't look like she wants to be here.
>>12628"Ah do like me wenches," he says, looking fully on pics.
>>12631I do love seeing Tracy like this. Just sayin'.
>>12629IDK there was a difference between slovakia and slovenia. Can I get a contrast?
>>12632"Yes! Good, butter him up! His weakness is vanity!" says an <ahem> voice who technically no one hears.
>>12631Trump runs one hand through her mane, and another hand along her body. As Tracy nuzzles, eyes closed, Trump starts to give a genuinely passionate kiss. After some seconds, Trump breaks away and looks back at his guest. "Sorry about that" and he seems to pull away, but keeps a hand in her hair and the other on her body when possible
>>12634>slovakia and slovenia
>>12635*passionate shuddering*
[genuinely-happy pony noises]
>>12636Not what I meant, I was referring to poners. Is there a difference in poners. Also
>>12635>urge to cuddle intensifies>>12638Yeah, that
>>12634>>12633>they are the sameOkay, I wasn't sure, since trump asked earlier about the unicorn, if she was his waifu, and he responded as if she was not. So I was wondering if this waifu unicorn was a different one. I was confused
>that's a captured space mateTrump's desire to make allies wherever he can dampers his ability to discern this, and the pirate's sense of fashion has almost stupefied him. He doesn't realize he is keeping her as chattel
>>12639>Is there a difference in poners. Idk if he was referring to any actual poners, but Melania Trump is from Slovenia. Some may say she shares a few characteristics with Fleur-de-lis
>>12639I was asking if the pony he saw on the ship was the same one as the pirate claimed as his waifu
Trump says to him
"How would you like see the Penthouse? I haven't tested its maximum wench capacity, so if you want to bring a few up... The view from the panel glass windows is amazing. You can see the whole harbor, and the sails if the ships out at sea. It's beautiful watching the Indiamen come in, hull full of goods and wares, and leaving with goods. Even the new factories are beautiful - the smoke means money"
I'm back
>pulls cultry out of haggis
>>12643>cultry>*phases by at light speed and inserts three different types of cutlery into haggis, for that typo*>>12642*affectionate nuzzling resumes*
>>12644When he finishes saying that, he kisses Tracy directly again, then turns back to look at the dwarf
>>12644Plz no buly
I faled spllen
>teleport to The Cunt
>>12640>a fucking white MAREKorak has no romantic designs for Slovenia (IIRC, Trump did say Slovenian)
but in a pinch wouldn't hesitate>>12641That makes layers of sense, TY
So in the continuing revelry, all parties can be said to reach something of,... not an agreement per say (no conditions) but a recognition of common interest, common drive mostly (he still hasn't seen Football), and common overall benefit to Barry and its people, No one seems to like the idea of innocents suffering, nor economic environments lacking or languishing.
>>12643Pulling cutlery out, somehow there is more cutlery. Its not damaging, but it does chafe.
>>12648MY CONSULING WORKS
>writes bookHow to ship an Edgelord and a Waifu-Stealer
-Torcuil
>>12645"Ye've got a <ahem> curious relationship with them there, them there"
"Me, I just let me and me mates fug 'em. I never thought about gettin' all lovey with 'em," he says, shaking his head
Assuming Torc is at the Cunt
I decide to invesgigate the ship
>if there are pirates I use invisability
>>12652Minimal pirates, invisibility is wise.
To what degree does Torcuil inspect the ship?
>>12653I check the cargo holds
>>12647After further talking, hopefully the dwarf comes to the understanding that Trump lacks confidence that his team could successfully kill the sorcerer and the Terrasque at the sane time any time soon, and is looking to delay such a battle until later when they have more experience and resources.
Trump showers the dwarf in images of his various possessions - ships, buildings, apartments - and takes him to see them where he is amenable. In every instance, every single instance, Tump says something along the lines of "would you like to buy this?"
At no point does he let go of Tracy, even if he almost never looks at her and keeps his eyes on the dwarf. Tracy's nuzzles are met with passionate kisses that have a romantic intent behind them. Trump generally cuts away from the kisses for fear of offending his guest
>>12651"Any chance you'd like to exchange any of your horses? We have a mare in the stable. Copper. Good riding mare. Could even carry that Nazi guy from earlier"
>>12655*is dizzy with passion, but still listens for ways to infiltrate the tower*
>>12656Copper was never revived. GM just wanted to develop Ponimaru.
>>12657REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what tower?
>>12658The tower where the sorcerer lives.
>>12656Uh, the copper mare is all kinds of dead. Not infringing on ur negotiating, but that one is an old blood-splotch.
>>12655No bully, "there hasn't been anyone prepared to take on the emperor
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
for friggin' forever.
>>12656As for the unicorn, I suppose I could consider a barter/purchase."
>>12654The cargo area is mostly barren, as the goods have been transferred off ship. There is a heavy door at the end of the hold, with an extensive lock that is beyond Torcuil's abilities.
>>12660>beyond my abilitiesOh no, fucking hell
What ever will I do?
>uses staff of transmutalation to turn it into styrofoam
>>12660Tracy employ all of her detection abilities to try to find more info about the location and structure of the Nerd's tower.
>>12661Well, I meant you can't pick it. You are a magician though.
>>12662That info is readily available. The tower (more of a spire really) is surrounded by a city, and situates about 12 mi north of Cardashil. Its an extremely reclusive community of wealth and status that keeps to its self, offering no exports but importing to a great degree.
>>12661That'll work too. The barred door turns into styrofoam
>>12660"Don't you worry, we'll have a team prepared soon enough. And we'll have a plan too.
Now, I know you've indicated your fondness for them, but if we could somehow reverse engineer your pistols, or at least use them in the assault. And yes, we are interested in your horses. We can exchange perhaps the penthouse, or copperplate your ship's hull in the shipyard in exchange"
>>12663How long would it take by hoers?
>>12664>single wimp ass kick
>>12664>tfw picking locks is supposed to be the rogue thingReeeeee! This is why people call 3.5e unbalanced!
>>12662Tracy is going to have to evade Trump's grapple if she wants to do all that right now.
>>12669Doesn't mean she can't collect info.
>>12670She's collecting tons of info about ship sizes, the factories, the luxury apartments, and other commercial data
>>12665"Ye like me pistols do ye?" he smiles. "Well, the fella who made em for me had an unfortunate accident some time ago, so I can't introduce him nor direct you to him. As for the hoers,... what be she worth to ye?" he says with a gleam in his eye,
>>12666About half a day, not pushing the mount.
>>12668There's lots of ways passed a locked door. Torcuil just hit on one of them.
>>12672I call this method
"Blunt Force"
>>12672Any moar info about the town surrounding it?
>>12673>*knife spontaneously materializes in haggis*
>>12673Behind the now broken styrofoam door is about a dozen huddled elves in rags, chained together. They cower at our appearance.
>>12674A gaggle of sychophantic losers who vie for attention and reknown, ultimately getting smote for their efforts.
>>12675No haggis stirring for the moment.
>>12672"That's too bad. To have more of those pistols would have been incredibly helpful for the coming battle. Your horses could be helpful as well. How much? I don't know. Fine riding mare, our last one was killed under mysterious circumstances. I guess you can help us by gifting, and we re-gift in kind by playing your ship? The whole ship. Guaranteed to increase speed"
>12674*puts his hands on her muzzle*
"You can ask all you want later. But for the moment, he is mine"
>>12676Shit, Torc's one weakness
Social Interaction
LotR elves of Santa clause elves?
>>12677Plating. Not "playing"
>>12676>gaggle of sychophantic losers who vie for attention and reknown, ultimately getting smote for their efforts.Fucking hell, that's exactly what I thought it'd be.
Sorcerers.. edgy nerd, all of them.
>>12677Why do you get in my way?[muffled pony noises]
>>12678LOTR, they're shabby and obviously mistreated
>>12677"Ye didn't answer me question lad. I can tell ye want her so tell me: what's she worth to ye?"
>>12682*narrows eyes at dwarf*
>>12682Okay
Hey, I'm gonna help you guys.
Can you understand me?
>>12682"A solid riding mare could go for 2000 sheckles. She looked a little worn, so perhaps 1000. But I wish to offer you the full 2000 nevertheless"
>>12683He'a talking about Slovenia, but your irritation is not unwarranted.
>>12686I know.
*glaring intensifies*
>>12685I have 16, now 17 charisma points god damn it! Do I have to roll for bluff? Cast a spell to increase my charisma?
>>12684A bunch of beleagured stares, and non-associated shakes of the head. They clearly don't understand.
>elves>>12685"Nice try lad, but the horn alone will fetch 4k, and since she's kicking, I wouldn't let her go for less than 5"
>>12688You don't have bluff
(I do), although you do have Diplomacy and Profession.
>>12688Eagle's splendor, lvl 2. +4 Cha for 1 min/level
I'm telling u now, he's all thief, and salty at that; it won't work.
>>12689Oh uh elvish, right
"Suilad?"
>>12692Was that elven? Does Torciul even speak elven?
>>12694He spent like 15+ years alone learning memes off of cave paintings, so I wouldn't put it past him.
>>12694No, but I have google....
Torc teleports Trollestia there for help
Bad idea? Yes. Best Torc can do? Sadly yes
>>12689"Heh, unicorn horns. I appreciate your concern for fabulosity. Tell you what, since I really don't want to you to lose out on any of your possible profits, I'll give you the full 4500 in bonds and options here."
>>12694He also proved literacy in Draconic earlier.
Several of those tombs he was reading for 3 weeks had to be in elvish.
>>12696>Teleporting a powerful unicorn against her will into a room full of naked sex slavesSounds like a bad idea to me...
>>12699Would you prefer me teleport Tracy or Trump right now?
>>12700Not right now goddamn it we're about to sign a contract to free all of them!
>>12697"Bonds? Paper contracts, lad I don't know who ye're used to dealing with, but I deal in hard coin."
>>12696Yes, that will. As Trollestia suddenly appears, she looks out along thedozen or so slaves. No words are exchanged, but there is clearly a dialogue of sorts. The elves visibly relax, some of them seeming almost energized. "They have been here for several weeks, they were once indigenous and have been taken from their lands by force. Freeing them will put you at odds with their captor, but I am not about to advise leaving them to their fate."
Tracy listens in on surrounding conversations, looking for moar info.
>>12702GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!! REEEE!!!Trump looks into Tracy's eyes with a sort of "what do I do from here" questioning look
>>12703Alright then, Trump taps into Tracy and then gives her the look
>>12704Trump is unaware of whats going on with Torcuil. He only knows the situation with the crafty dwarf.
>>12702Oh trust me, I wasn't planning on it
Wanna pull a prison break?
>>12704>you are so bonded as a couple that you can read Tracy's resonse from her eyes alone'Stab?'
>>12708Wrong goddamn image.
>>12705*looks back*
>>12708Ignore that picture, it already ruined the mood...
>>12707"I thought you'd never ask." She replies.
Without hesitation, she begins stomping down on the fixtures holding their chains in place. After a few such blows, she weakens the binds but is unable to fully remove them.
"Good wizard, I think a meme might be in order. Something to do with escape or freedom. Not braveheart tho, that's to cliche'."
>>12711Don't fuck this one up, Torcuil.
>>12709You picked exactly the right image
>>12708Well, that's unhelpful
Trump looks back at the dwarf, more confident. "Alright then. How would you like the spacious penthouse apartment of the luxury apartments, with its close proximity to the whorehouse, fancy restaurants, and tailors shops, and a view of the ocean and harbor. All yours"
Spoiler, Trollestia is only really concerned with one thing (alluded to in the Tracy dialogue), the suffering of innocents.
>>12714>the suffering of innocents>Is a Troll..For it, or against it...?
>>12713"Hmmmm. They were nice accomodations, but I'm a man of the sea. I don't need lavish apartments, or views, why would I? I have the open sea!" He downs the remainder of this flagon and slams it on the table. "Moar booze!" he shouts to no one in particular, though a serving wench quickly moves to oblige.
>>12715Against. She'll fuck with players and participants all day, but in the same sense that she rebuked Tracy for killing the copper mare, she gets angry Celestia-faced when there are people wantonly suffering in her sight.
>>12711>no braveheartFuck you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lEOOZDbMrgEI can't find shit thats betterCan Torc shoot lightning out his arse?
>>12717Fucking unicorns, thinking they're so great...
>>12718This is why your character is still a virgin.
Tracy appraises various objects around the room, still trying to gather information.
>>12719Name something more appropiate
>>12721What do you think I am, a wizard?
>>12718>no braveheart>braveheartWhat did I just say? SMH
Alright, pause for a moment.
What effect does Torcuil want to unleash? Realize, he's in a room with bound captives and a unicorn. There's no threat present. What kinda meme would help the situation?
>>12724My character is stuck, atm. Wut do?
>>12716Well, since he won't take Trump's Bonds, an IOU, and he won't take the penthouse, I guess Trump's only real option is to go home and beg Lenos for a small loan of 5000 sheckels in jewelry that totes isn't for that guy he hates. Trump should 5000 worth in fast sailing ships, restaurants, and stocks in the factories, but if the dwarf doesn't want the penthouse or the bonds, I don't think he'd accept those. Trump could offer fancy dresses and fine alcohol, but he doesn't have enough."Well, it's been a great night, but I think I have to take off. I have an early day tomorrow. Please enjoy yourself and your revitalized city. And please, please. Join us tomorrow in the suites at the stadium for Football"
Trump turns to Tracy, and tries to sound as happy as he can. He moves aside to make sure the dwarf can't hear him say this
"I failed, and my quarry got away. I know you have questions you want answered, and I don't know if you are willing to wait for tomorrow. Come home with me, don't leave me empty handed. But if you want to stay here, well, may you have happier hunting than I"
>>12724Uhhhh
Trollestia, meet me in the city
>teleports behind KrakNothing Personal kid
>knocks him the fuck out
>>12726[consoling pony noises]
*follows closely*
Prick. I wanted to kill something tonight.
>>12728And I wanted to sign a contract tonight. What did you want to kill?
>>12729>What did you want to kill?Anything.
>>12726Whisper whisper
ASK THE PONY
>>12727Uh, no. You're unaware of Korak's current location (necessary for teleport) and even if you were it wouldn't play out that way.
>>12728You'll get your chance soon.
Trollestia continues stomping on the chains and hardware. She's making slow progress, but it will take her some time to break through. As she does so, movement can be heard on the deck, slowly making its way toward the stairs.
>>12731As in tonight? My character has hit a dead end
>>12732>irritated shuffling intensifiesYou should really ask the pony. Maybe she stumbled across a treasure trove in one of her new pockets or something,....
>>12731I still can't think of a good meme for this
>>12733Alright then,
"Did you find anything of use Tracy?"
>>12733*looks at bag and remember's Thez's loot, but also knows she'd have to figure out how to make the unicorn disappear*
>>12735Trump goes in to kiss Tracy regardless. This time, he is not cut off. There is no guest to offend
>>12735".... I... I have assets.. What's mine is-"
>>12737[passionate french-kissing pony noises]
>>12736"That's more than loot! That's my private stash! Its the FINEST!!" Indignantly.
>>12734If I were you, this is what I'd go with.
https://youtu.be/uttV1VZUgQQ
>>12739Ugh I'm retarded
Music starts playing
Yes, that is directed both at Torcuil (in immediate context), and also directed from Torcuil to Trollestia.
>>12740Splendid! (All that one took was a websearch. e_O)
With a flash of magic, the chains binding the elves shatter. They look at Torcuil and then at Trollestia (with whom they can intuitively communicate). She gives them a confident nod, and they begin climbing to their feet.
As this happens, the wrecked door is suddenly burst more open by a pair of well-dressed pirates.
"Oi, what're you about?" one says as both draw swords.
>>12740Don't forget the shield bracers
>>12742Apparently, love...
>something about two seamen, navy is gay, that shitAnd now, Lightning out of Torcs arse
>>12744Image didnt attach
>>12745A bolt of lightning shoots from Torcuil's fingers, dropping both pirates in a heap. The below-deck is clear, as most of the crew is engaged in revelry in town. Trollestia stands behind, while the elves are waiting in fear behind.
>>12738By the way Tracy, feel free to ignore all of this is you want to bolt out and do your own thing. My character is firmly done with pirates for the night"Don't worry about it. We'll get it later. Bastard won't accept any money accept hard coin so unless you have 30 pounds of metal on you it won't be of any use until tomorrow anyways"
But Trump doesn't really feel interested in talking, since there are better things to do with his mouth. He continues kissing her, and starts to walk down the stairs, and to the apartment tower only a few blocks away. he carries Tracy with a hand on her rump and another wrapped around her back.
He goes to the penthouse of the tower and looks out on the lit ships coming into the harbor, which are visible from the completely dark room. The Penthouse is now a sort of symbol, representing that he did not get what he wanted, but he kept what he already had. He feels up and down Tracy, appreciating her mane and pony body.
He takes her to a bed and lays her upon it. There are no lights on inside, nor are any blinds closed. The only light comes from the city below and the ships in harbor, leaving the room dark. Trump has sex with her as a man properly loves a mare, before laying down to go to sleep holding Tracy
Actually Tracy, you can probably also leave an hour after this point. Trump won't really care
>>12737*grasps the back of your head and moans*
>>12748Reeee! I did write that out as "lays her on her back." I had intended to say "Lays her on her stomach," which is a more natural position for a horse, although actually less intimate since there is no face to face contact
>>12746Follow me
>walks slowly onto deck
>>12747Well while you're doing that (you're unaware, but I'm filling in) Torcuil has just liberated a dozen or so slaves and has taken the lower deck of the Cunt.
>>12747.... Well, that happened.
>you can probably also leave an hour after this point.But she
WOULDN'T. She's too dazed and put at peace by what just happened. She'd lay by you all night long, nestled next to you.
.....
>>12750As Torcuil emerges from below, a trio of pirates from the perimeter of the ship become alarmed,
"Oi!", "You there!", "Stop right there!", and all three draw swords. Trollestia is at your rear.
All 3 are out of range, and closing. No one can attack, but Torcuil has magic. Meme, good sir?
>>12753Couldn't their combined powers teleport all the slaves to a safe location?
>shield bracers
Hey, nice swords, though I think your friends may want to see it
>torc uses magno rod to fling a sword threw an eye of each pirate
>>12752Kek, sorry to fuck you out of an adventure
>>12751Where is the Cunt parked exactly? If it's docked in just the wrong place, the Harbor may be liable for damages, and they'd have to pay for the value of the lost goods. If it's moored off shore, then he's just going to have to take the loss. Either way, Trump is going to personally lead a team of blood hounds to look for one of the missing slaves as soon as he hears about it
>>12756The move removes the blades of all three, but only one blade connects.
There are two disarmed pirates still advancing, one pulling a dagger and another moving over toward a cannon.
"This'll teach ye to fuck with us."
As dagger pirate closes, Torcuil gets an attack of opportunity.
>>12760Have I not indicated that the pirates brought out the worst in him?
>>12760I never said he'd return her to him.
>>12761Not overtly that I'm aware of. Noted tho
>>12759https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGYBaseball time?
>swing staff like a bat at the closest one
>>12758>fuck you out of an adventure*sighs in contempt*
>tfw you're winning the game (fulfilling all your character's goals perfectly), but now it's not the same since he's enjoying it
[1d20 = 19]>>12764Now we're on the same page
>tfw when I hear the song whistled from the next room after playing
[1d20 = 2]
<CRACK> the dagger pirate takes a staff straight to the face. Meanwhile, Trollestia advances on the cannon pirate.
[3d20 = 22]
Dagger reels, but he's not down yet.
Initiative roll, 1st 2 are Torc and Troll
>>12764>Not posting a pony versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVKxtIvjLJohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mPaMcWjC1ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqdxrAXFmCU>>12765I wasn't intending to, I just had a very clear Idea of what I wanted to do with my character tonight, and that happened to conclude at the same time Tourcil was busy fucking over the entire party by unnecessarily starting a war with a very important ally when the same result could have been achieved by peaceful means
\r
T> Holy smite
Torcuil's move?
>>12770Fireball to the cannon
>>12769You can go suck an ass
10 bucks says this dude would steal your wif if we left him be
[2d20 = 6]>>12771Alright, but since not a meme, I'm assuming ur using the staff.
>fires fireballIts enough to blast the cannon pirate away overboard, but the dagger pirate attacks.
>>12769That's fine.. it brings my character closer to her goal.
>*guiltily peeks at flowcharts*Yep, she's completely moonstruck: no assassination tonight.. Right now, she's snuggled up close next to Trumpaladin, her blue chest rising and falling and her little hooves twitching at nothing, as she has sweet dreams about stabbing.......
>>12773>didnt watch the braveheart speach
[5d8 = 19]
[2d8 = 10]
Awww. With a whish whish, dagger pirate fails to land a solid hit at all. And then Troll smites him.
Yeah, he's down. The ship is now under Torcuil's tartan command. Noises can be heard from the city as the commotion is obvious, but for the moment the scene is clear. Some of the elves make their way topdeck and start to mill around.
>>12777YOU ARE A PIRATE
>adds it to list of Torc's traitsUh, Trollestia, whatvar the elves saying?
>>12778"I don't know their dialect, but empathically I can tell that they are confused. Hopeful, but confused. They are emboldened by your actions, but have seen suffering for so long that they are not ready to fight. At best, they may be a distraction."
>>12779Can you get them out of here before the reinforcements arrive?
>>12780"Doubtful. I can't convey to them much, though I can probably keep them out of harm's way."
Shouts of alarm draw closer.
Meanwhile in the Rusty Duck (where all the revelry is occurring) a pirate runs up to Korak and whispers in his ear. His face grows sour.
>>12782Too late, teleport oo the stables?
>>12747This is what you're doing? Well, at least you're not surrounded or in jeopardy.
Tracy is resting happily and peacefully, completely contempt.
I think I'll lurk for a bit more, and go to but unless I see any reason not to. It's 1:00 AM anyway.
>>12784You could with just the two of you, but that would leave the elves to themselves. You could, a prison break is a plausible scenario to bluff your way through. Your choice.
>>12786>Tracy is content>GM sidequest achieved
>>12788Uhhhh
>cuts ships lines>breaks rampWill this help?
>>12774>A little blue pony stabs at the air while sleepingThat is a strangely adorable thought. I'm glad someone won from that interaction, because without a contract signed it's the perfect "and no one got laid" kind of ending.
>>12785If the pirate is too smart to fall for the Paper Money Meme, then yeah, I don't have any choice. Stealing the unicorn would have been too likely to start shit that Trump wouldn't want, and he also wasn't going to sell Tracy.
>>12777>>12776>Tourcil killed someone to free the immigrant laborersWe will all suffer for that tomorrow, won't we?
>>12790That will prevent any others from boarding. Without innovation, the pirates now lack the means to re-board.
>>12791Its fine, but from Trump apts you notice a few flashes from the docks.
>>12792Tomorrow?
>>12793Are you still going to do shit in the vincinity of my character? Because I'm ready to call it quits for the night...
Actually, tomorrow is a good point. If anyone wants to adjourn, this is a good place.
The Cunt is largely blocked, since Torcuil destroyed the ramp to the docks. All on-board pirates are either down or displaced (there's one in the water still) but the ship is clear.
Korak has been notified that there's trouble, but he doesn't know the nature or cause. He's en route to the Cunt in a foul mood. Trump sees that there's a commotion at the docks, but can't yet be sure of the cause or nature.
>>12792Hey, your horse is free now
>>12795Works for me,
Night anons
>>12795Tracy is completely moonstruck for the night and is unable (or just unwilling) to give a fuck about anything outside the room anymore, so I guess I'll go to bed and have her figure out how to kill the nerd tomorrow.
>>12793The pirates are still in town. You can bet your ass they'll cause hell when the rest of them figure out what happened on the ship
>>12793Haha, nope. Trump is still pissed at the lack of contract
>>12795Trump sees nothing. If he hears anything, it's "tomorrow's problem"
>>12796The entire police force will out to find her, don't you worry
>>12797Dude, that's a project that is not going to be completed in a day. That's the biggest boss of the whole game.
>>12796>free hoersNot yet, Korak still owns her
>>12797Understandably so
>>12799Yeah. I was gonna say "George is bigger", but George isn't riding the Terrasque. Kefka is bigger.
So as this session concludes (WTF happened to Infernius BTW?) night has descended on Port Barry. The pirates have settled in (mostly) to their revelry and are only gradually stirring in response to word that something is amiss. Those that can/do respond are moderately intoxicated, and entirely unfocused. Torcuil has commandeered the Cunt, with Trollestia in support, with a dozen or so elven slaves in rags milling about frightened.
>>12801>korak still owns herREEEEEEEE
>>12802>moderately intoxicatedHaha, no. In Trumpaladin's (FAILED) single-minded quest to waifu the unicorn, he made damned sure that every single pirate was fully alcoholed and wenched up over the course of the banquet, probably contracting hundreds or more of shekels in debt to pay for it. They should all be severely intoxicated, and probably too hungover to respond immediately in the morning
Autistic thoughtbubble before I go to bed.
Couldn't Tracy, with Etherealness, fly inside of some organ-chamber of the Tarrasque, become material again, unsheathe 3 poisoned blades, and just mince its haggis from the inside out, before it even knows what's happening?
>>12805Just let it swallow you whole, if you're doing weird shit
>>12806Swallowing whole is one of its main attacks: it wouldn't be vulnerable through that opening.
Now, if it's rear end were to suddenly become filled with poisoned blades and explosives....
>>12807Ah, wait, regeneration... Could work if the attacks were held constant though.
It's a thought though: having it die from massive anal hemorrhaging.
Autistic thoughtbubble ended.
Seriously though., could an ethereal entity just phase inside of a giant monster's brain and wreak havoc?
>>12805"Yessss!"
That is in fact the imminent strategy for killing the Terrasque. Thez is proud.
>>12806This one leads to the previous.
>>12807Maybe not normally, but holes can be cut.
>>12808That wouldn't work. It regenerates at a crazy rate, and has a significant damage reduction. It won't bleed out, it needs direct damage.
>>12809One can't phase in, there are rules against that which I agree with.
I did say ppl r gonna get eated didn't I?
>>12811>eated>>12810>there are rules against that which I agree with.Mind explaining?
>>12809See pic related. Given the importance of the Terrasque to the overall narative, I don't believe it will be the next quest
>>12810God fucking damn it
>>12812No sleep. I'll answer, but not for a while after you've long lost consciousness.
>If you end a spell and come material while inside a material object (such as a solid wall {or a monster's intestinal tract}), you are shunted off to the nearest open space and take 1d6 points of damage per 5' of {requisite} travel.
Upon further thought, Tourcil did good. That pirate can gets his ship back once he agrees to free his captives and to fight to for us. All pirate should be disabled either on the ship or by drunkenness in town
>>12816These pirates are more disciplined than that, but you've nailed a salient and significant point (unintentionally)
>>12817>the pirate says we can fight to liberate the townHaha he can die with us. The Cunt is being impounded on the grounds that it was found, upon inspection, to contain goods that were not declared to customs upon entering the harbor. All pirates, who should be disorganized from alcohol and women, will be arrested for conspiracy to violate customs laws, including charges of evading tarriffs and importation of illegal goods (I have no idea if elves are illegal, but goddamnit I am alleging it. All cargo will be confiscated as violating customs. Koran himself will be kindly told that the state is willing to drop all charges if only he agrees to do certain things. But if criminal charges are filed, the state will move for civil asset forfeiture on the Cunt, meaning we get his ship.
Oh yeah. And I'm taking his waifu
>>12818I'm sorry, did I say the Pirates were being arrested for customs violations? What I meant to say is that, while the town had admitted the crew into the town for legal immigration purposes, they had not followed proper immigration procedure and checked each pirate for disease.
You see, sailors returning from very long voyages to far off lands can bring with them the dreaded Syphilus virus, besides Black Death and who knows what else. The relevant town officials are exercising their power to protect public health, and are revoking the admissions of the Pirates. The drunken pirates will be detained in the quarantine zone for at least 24 hours pursuant to the need for an emergency medical examination. Meanwhile, the state will consider pursuing charges for customs violations should an investigation reveal anything. The State apologizes for this glaring oversight in the enforcement of its immigration law
>>12819You're getting ahead of yourself again. The state? Tariffs and customs? Its a friggin' pirate port. All good are viable, no questions asked. You swear cuz he's named (JUST named) Trump that he's the president n shit.
>>12819>revoking admissionsNo
>detained en quarantineNo
>chargesNo
Trump has no authority
>>12820>Trump has no authorityCorrect. A frantic Sechs barges into his apartment at 1:00AM telling trump "your friends fucked things up. What do I do." Trump recommended Sechs do everything stated above
>>12820>no customsIn "Make Port Barry Great Again Part 2" I explained that tarriffs were charged on goods to raise money for reconstruction. But seriously, you can't have Trump without tarriffs
>immigrationAbout three weeks ago I explained, and it was accepted, that Port Barry had a detention facility used as a quarantine zone. I explained that the purpose of that facility was to detain sailors who were suspected of carrying disease. The quarantine zone has since been used in the second Soris fight. Just think about it. Sailors can carry disease if gone for too long and too far. And the crew that just came in has been gone for six months to everywhere. They could have Syphilus, or worse
>customsWhen you have a vegetable from a foreign country and you bring it in the airport, CBP is going to confiscate it. Why? Because it could carry diseases and pests that kill entire crops. Likewise, the Cunt was carrying horses. Horses that could have disease. Now, part of the economy of Port Barry depends on its leather industry, and part of its defenses rely on horses. We're not going to risk all that just because someone is too lazy to tell customs they have horses in their cargo hold
>admissionEvery time you enter the US or any other nation, even if you are a citizen or an LPR, you must show an immigration officer your passport and visa if applicable. This process is called "admission" in immigration law. Now, Port Barry, as explained before, is not going to have half its population die just because a guy sick with bubonic plague gets off a ship. They get examined first if they are gone more than a month. Like the whole crew of the Cunt
>a pirate town*was. As I said before, it's changed a little when the market switched from piracy to manufacturing and import and export of goods. Trump is save in the endorsement of Immigration and Customs. Expect it
>>12820>all goods are viableThat's probably correct, slavery would not be illegal even after the party arrived. But they need to prevent the domestic horse and elf population from being compromised by pony-pox infection, which means all cargo must be declared with customs so proper accounting and examinations can be done
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>>12823*Trump is savy in the enforcement of immigration and customs
>>12824another reason for the declaration of imported goods, in the case of horses, is because of the new tariffs. Interestingly though, because the tariffs are designed to protect the nascent domestic tanning industry, they would apply to exports, but not imports. Of course, every horse imported is a horse that can be exported, so all the same from a regulatory stand point
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>>12820>it's a pirate townIn the alternative, there are no laws and regulations even on the government, and Sechs has all of that done because he doesn't want the Pirates to start fighting the party, and fear of a Syphilis infestation wiping out all of the wenches in the brothel is a good enough excuse to detain all of the Pirates, without the town getting too pissed off that their old heroes are being arrested
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WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO. TOURCIL SCREWED THE POOCH WHEN HE ATTACKED THE FRIENDLY PIRATES
>>12827"Friendly"
>Acts like he is going to steal tracy>PIRATE>slaves>did I mention slaves?
>>12829Plus you're just mad cause I got a white unicorn and you didin't
>>12823Denied. Sechs DOESN'T barge in, cuz play is stalled. Even if tariffs WERE in place (they're not), the citizens would waive them for Korak anyway. Realize, you're dealing with a group who (for the moment) the people like MORE than you.
Syphilis? Pony pox? Bubonic plague? SMH no.
This isn't the US.
>>12826Again, Sechs isn't aware of what is going on yet, but i can assure you that he wouldn't know how to respond in this situation and would stand back. You know, the way you did when the robots attacked. Xp
Spoilers. The people of Port Barry are at this time entirely unaware that their city has been largely funded by a slave trade; that shoe hasn't dropped yet. Beyond that, it was and still is for now a regulation-free, tariff-free, customs-free city in the interest of drawing merchants and pirates alike to proffer their wares without all those entanglements that Trump is so keen to impose. Yes, the outer walled area was converted to a quarantine area, but aside from being a place to stick Tracy when she was going apeshit and a rally-point during Soros 2, no one really knows what the hell a quarantine area is used/good for.
The people haven't given a second thought to diseases or the like, because there's a Paladin now, and they're KNOWN for curing disease, so why worry?
Furthermore, the idea of "city funds" is rather new. Previously, Korak would decide based on popular opinion what to do on behalf of the city with his OWN wealth and goods, and the people have been happy with that.
>>12830*sticks sword in hagis*
>>12829>goes on a holy crusade to free non-human races from servitudeWell thank you Abraham Lincoln
>>12834says the guy who is <ahem> "Lawful Good"
>>12835*Dixie plays softly in the background*
It's a very parochial permutation of lawful good, concerned with helping his particular volk, but mostly indifferent beyond that, not seeing every problem in the world as belonging to him. Do I have to b lawful evil to be a Nationalist?
Besides this, Trumpaladin belongs to a culture where horses are and ought to be chattel, where elves can don't exist, but the keeping of immigrant labor is common, and where freeing slaves by violence is associated with the burning of cities, the destruction of plantations, and generally unjustified aggression
Besides this, he doesn't understand the situation, not knowing about the elves and thinking the horses are their wards
>>12836Noted. Trump still doesn't know what's going on though.
>>12837So... How does one go about getting 5000 in shekels, and not just in real estate, stocks, or bonds?
>>12838You could ask Ben, but at the moment that degree of wealth doesn't seem to be available.
>>12836>keeping of immigrant labor is commonOh come on, you know better than I do that that just robs jobs from citizens, at the benefit of providing non-patriots with dirt-cheap labor.
Are the lovebirds still in bed, in game time?
>>12839The Trumpaladin way of resolving this would be to go to a money lender (don't tell me they don't exist - they absolutely existed in the town when the Jews were there, and the necessity for them just increased when the Town burned down) and take out a loan using a building or building he owns as collateral
Or am I barred from that too? I explicitly said he was using debt to finance construction
>>12842Well, the jews were the money lenders,... but I did say ask Ben.
>>12841Nah, Trump is standing proud in his boxers looking out the window at the docks wondering WTF is going on, and which one of the idiots is responsible, while trying to figure out how to scoop up Slovenia
Incidentally, I'm figuring that in the same sense that Trump probably owns over 100 cars irl, that Trumpaladin can have multiple mounts. He can only CALL one at a time though.
>>12841When Trumpaladin wakes up, within a few minutes he tries to have sex with Tracy again. Much of the deep romance from last night is gone, and he exudes a sensation of anger and irritation - a sensation that was present the night before but was easier to ignore. He lies her on her stomach across the bed and facing away from her for this. After this, he sits up in the bed and stares angrily at a plant in a vase across the room for like an hour. If he feels soft pony fur rubbing against him, or if Tracy has and uses points in adorable, he relents and pays attention to her. Then he showers and gets dressed to go back out into town.
Should Tracy try to leave at any time, Trump says "don't go, I want you to accompany me today"
>>12833The hills are alive,
With the sound of
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>12834>implying we can't use them as archers>>12835I think Torc is Chaotic good
Does this make sence with how I've paayed him?
>>12847I thought Tourcil was Neutral Neutral
>>12847Oh we're using them alright. We're using every resource we can muster
>>12845Hell yeah!
>>12848>>12847Torc's latest is pure Chaotic Good, though that still falls into the spectrum of Neut Good, Neut, or Chao Neut. the only reason I even have to consider it is for aligned weapons which hasn't
yet come up for him. Trump however has had it come up more times than I recall, and I've based it off Trump Good. Holy shit, I'm making a new alignment. Trump Good.
>>12846>Should Tracy try to leave at any time, Trump says "don't go, I want you to accompany me today"[reeeing nerd noises!]>>12849I quite honestly figure out how to play Tracy's alignment
>>12851>>12850So far, Tracy is Chaotic Neutral.
>>12850>Doesn't want to accompany Trump to the bank as he tries to take out a mortageWhen do you want her to leave? It makes sense that Trumpaladin is possessive of him in a way he never was before after the pirates indicate they want to take her. But if you really want to go get captured...
>>12853Fucking kek
>>12849Trumpaladin never strays from the path
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>>12854I, personally, wanted her to slip out and investigate the town where the sorcerer lives (I can't really make very much progress otherwise), and maybe kill some shit. But she'll absolutely stay if you asked her to.
>>12855You can have her slip out while he's sleeping, and he wakes up alone. It would have consequences for my flowcharts, but it really wouldn't be out of the ordinary or outside of expectations\r
>>12849I'll play Torc as Chao Neut
I mean, he does follow a chaos/meme god
>>12853>>12856Kek
K, so Tracy and Trump both saw the flashes from the dock, and are in a ahem position to react at the same time it occurs, if Trumps immediate response would be to ask her to stay given the chance.
>>12860Trump's immediate response would be to say that someone on some loading crew fucked up, and that whatever the flashes were they were less interesting than sleep.
He wouldn't ask Tracy to stay that night, he'd rather see what she does on her own
>>12861Kek
>>12855Alright, Tracy would then leave uninterrupted.
>>12861Yeah, but I also have to stay in character and take the option that she stayed beside the Paladin the whole night.
>>12863>>12862Fug it! She decided to not bother her husband with his business and instead decided to go for a trot and investigate the road to the Sorcerer's town.
*fast travel*
On the way, she stops by the shop in Pit, and listens closely by the door in stealth (all detection-related checks to sense what's going on inside before entering). Before doing so, she equips the mask to disguise herself as a halfling.
>>12864At what point in the morning does she leave and how does she do it?
>>12864Its night-time. The whole village is asleep.
>>12864Okay seriously,
when does she leave relative to Trumpaladin? Muh flowcharts
I'll be ready to play in about an hour
>>12865About the time after Trumpaladin would've gotten dressed and said he was heading off to business.
She would've wished him good luck for the day, and said she was going for a trot.
>>12866Well, fuck then. In that case, it depends what Trumpaladin did. She would've left after she confirmed that he was busy and didn't need her there.
>>12867>muh flowchartsI don't believe you're investing the same magnitude of autism as me in this game!
>>12869>measuring dick autism sizes>>12868It looks like everybody is in separate places, so whenever works
>>12869Well, when Trumpaladin goes to leave, he would ask her to come with him. If she insists she wants to do her own thing, he would let her. The earliest he would dismiss her, if he saw she were restless, would be at the doors of the diamond exchange building. I don't know exactly where that would be, but my guess is it's in a second epicenter of the town a little ways to the west, about equally distant from the harbor and further away from the restaurants, which are immediately adjacent to the starting point. So maybe a 20 minute or 30 minute delay counting the time to walk back
>autismHell no I'm not putting as much in as you, but I am keeping track of my character
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>>12870GM, what does Tracy detect in
>>12864 outside the shop? She's listening closely, because she's suspicious of the guy running it.
>>12871>20 minute or 30 minute delayFine by me.
She'd gaze at the diamond rings for a bit, but then remember she doesn't have fingers. After that, she'd appear visibly bored for a moment, and politely excuse herself as to not disturb the businessmen in their dealings, and say she's going out for a trot.
[4d20 = 63]>>12872May as well roll for Spot (entities inside), Listen (eavesdrop on what shopkeep is doing), Search (building interior), and Sense Motive (what's this guy up to?)
Feel free to ignore this, because idk how to make proper checks...
>>12872Fingers no, but bracelets, bangles, and other shit is fair game. I did say that its night time, and the whole village is asleep, and if you're waiting until morning I'll have to finish killing Torcuil before I can say what the circumstances are in the morning.
>>12872That's many hours out
>lying to get out of the situationI was going to say that Trump himself realizes she's probably not going to get stolen if she's left alone and dismisses her himself, but okay.
If Tracy tells a man she is going out for a short walk, and then is not accounted for five hours later, Trump will task Fae and a number of police officers into investigating her whereabouts and finding her.
>>12875GM, would Fae or police investigators looking for a stolen pony find anything when investigating the pirates?
>>12873The whole village is dark, all the windows are shuttered and no apparent light or sound can be seen. The shop is locked, and some of the wares that sit on tables outside are stacked neatly a few paces inside the store. A cat sneaks about in the distance, chasing prey. It all seems quite normal and nondescript. Precisely what you would expect wait a second, there is a set of wheel-tracks that lead into the woods, away from the road.
>>12876If that is how the situation played out in the game morning, yes
>>12877The only way he would arrive at night is if he chose "leave at night," which he did not. Leaving late morning, he'd arrive presumably shortly after noon
>>12879And where is it he wants to arrive exactly? You lost me.
>>12880He wants to travel to the Wizard's city 12 or 8 hours away, and he wants to stop at that small store first, presumably at least 2 hours away from Port Barry. So he wants to separate himself from the party by a very large distance
>>12877Follow the tracks in stealth.
>>12881>hoursIf he's walking, wouldn't you use a faster travel method? There's Fae after all.
>>12883No. TRACY is going to the store hours away. Trump is staying at the exchange.
So does Tracy tell the guy she's leaving for a few minutes and then is just missing? It matters
>>12884She said she was going for a trot, which could've entailed as far as the outer-reach of the forest (based on previous "trots").
>>12882As she follows the tracks, the area becomes more wooded and thick, except for the tracks which become harder to detect, but are replaced by what is now a path cut out from the trees. Its about wide enough for a wagon to pass through. In the background, you hear jibber-jabber.
>>12884>2 postsWut
>>12884Also, the store is just a bit up the path.
>>12885>not just saying "hey can i go for the day"How long could he expect her to be gone before it gets weird?
>>12886>jibber-jabberOh god fucking dammit
Spot and Listen checks for now, to sense those things.
Advance furtively and cautiously in utmost stealth. Search around the path and take note of the area.
>>12888A day or so.
[2d20 = 15]>>12889forgot to roll
>>12889Its night time, what did you expect
>>12891It was to be expected.
Proceed cautiously, all senses peaked.
Continue to look for tracks and follow them.
[2d20 = 29]
The cleared-out section is pretty blatant, and the area outside it is thick with trees about 6-8" in diameter. The ground is thick with leaves, and the jibber-jabbering comes from two sources on the right and one to the left.
Alright
I'm stuck on a ship with a unicorn and some elves, and the owners want to kill me.
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Thoughts anyone?
I mean you guys must love to tell me what to do since you do it all the time
>>12889I don't think a short walk would take a full day
Why would she lie about this? What could she possibly stand to benefit from being deceptive as to the amount of time she'll be out. The discrepancy in time WILL be noticed. All she has to do is say "hey flashy there's a chore I need to run" "are you sure the Pirates won't steal you if you are alone" "I have my knives" and bam, she's free. Whereas if she says she'll be gone for a walk, but she's unaccounted for by evening, when Trump is paranoid that the Pirates will try to steal Tracy again, it's going to be noticed
>>12895>Why would she lie about this?I didn't really take it to be lying, when I wrote it. I was writing that while juggling work, and I attributed "going for a trot" as a pony way to excuse oneself in "taking some time for myself to do whateverthefuck". I didn't consider temporal restrictions, because I inferred that it would be clear that Trumpaladin would be busy with business/diplomacy for the whole day if not more, with all of the merchants showing up, or at least from her perspective. I wasn't specific, because she isn't actually sure what she's doing, except that she's curious.>are you sure the Pirates won't steal you if you are aloneI, personally, simply didn't consider the danger. If she felt he was under any potential threat, she would've been glued to him.
>>12896kek dayum
>>12894Tracy left the port, and Trump went back to sleep. Technically they are unaware of your situation, and neither is in a position to be notified. YOYO unless Infernius comes back to life.
Tracy is still walking down the path cautiously, doing best to be fully aware of her surroundings.
What does she find/encounter?
>>12894Take hold of the ship and figure out a way to make it disappear and/or divert attention from it.
Also, figure out where the elves came from.
>>12901I mean the pirates
The path is pretty straight forward and while its too dark to see anything yet, she can tell that the jibbers aren't far off. One of the ones on the right seems to be steadily approaching. In the distance there is a small break in the trees and a slightly familiar large tree.
>>12903Move up the path quickly and silently.
Do the jibberniggers show any signs of noticing her?
[1d20 = 15]>>12901poor kitten ._.
A cone of cold fires forth, freezing a pair of pirates adjacent to where the ramp used to be. Other pirates, approaching the area start to shout and call to one another. Two are dead, but you've just gotten even more attention. Some have torches and weapons, while others are doling out the line on grappeling hooks. Quickly the whole ship side of the dock is lined with pirates.
>>12904Yes, that one that seemed to be approaching is definitely approaching.
>>12903He left at mid-morning
He left at mid morning
He did not leave at night
He left at mid morning
>>12906Correct. And I also clearly stated that I have to resolve Torcuil getting killed before that can happen. Until Torcuil's situation is resolved, Tracy and Trump are idle unless they want to join in.
>>12905Uhhhhh
Wind in me sails?
>>12908An arrow bounces off the shield. You want to set sail?
[2d20 = 13]>>12905Speed up and deck it down the path.
Hide + Move Silently checks to throw those fuckers off her trail.
>>12897The day before, a level six gorrillion thief tried to steal and enslave Tracy. It's pretty clear that she would have lost and become a sex slave if the party weren't there for that. He is still in town. He has clearly indicated he is still interested in Tracy. And while Trump may not care as much for Tracy as she allegedly does for him, he is NOT willing to part with her, especially when she is pregnant with his child. So he's going to check on her location every now and then. If she's going to be gone for the day, but she says she's only gone for a shorter period of time, Trump is going to assume the worst, and assume she has been taken. Remember Trump is paranoid. He'd let her go if she asked, but if she indicates she's taking a twenty minute walk around the block and six hours later she's still gone, there's a missing persons report filed on her
>>12910All three are in pursuit, and you won't lose them before making it to the tree. The leaves prevent moving silently, making hiding veritably impossible.
>>12911Cuz they were just going to leave the ship full sails, not tied to the dock, for anyone to just take?
>>12910>nopeFull gallop then (What's my speed? 40 Squares?). Fucking run.
>>12907If it's still very late at night, Trump is going to have to assume a couple dock workers thought they could lift two crates labeled "high explosive, handle with care" on the same pallet and crane load, when the crane is rated for one
>>12913>implying Torc didn't cut ropes when he destroyed the rampPlus he has a dagger can a rod that allows him to move metal.
Honestly
Do I even have to say how he cuts the sail ropes?
>>1291450, hoers get running as a bonus proficiency.
You quickly make the large tree. Stop, change direction, or continue past?
>>12917Touch flaming hoof to tree to set it alight. Empty spray can onto the tree bark to makes sure it's not being extinguished any time soon.
If that's any distraction, run away.
>>12916Considering he'll be under fire from several positions on one side, yes.
>>12919*sigh*
He takes cover and manuver the dagger towards the ropes, cuts them
[3d20 = 48]>>12920That would involve several climbing checks with penalties, in addition to the incoming fire. Please note, because of the nature of the shield you can't use it for cover, you can only direct it to a particular direction. Its distance is fixed with respect to distance from you.
By the way, if Korak's ship is missing in the morning, Trump is willing to track it down and recover it, for a fee
[3d10 = 7]
Those were not the climbing checks, that was from incoming fire. Torcuil takes 3 heavy crossbow bolts, two of which stick (shoulder and leg) while the other skims part of his other arm.
>>12918... D-did it work? Is the tree on fire?
lso, fuck this halfling disguise. Readjust mask to look like a deer.
[1d20 = 15]>>12924A small part of the tree has caught fire, but there's enough moisture in the tree that its not just gonna go up in flames. You've a better chance of lighting the leaves on fire by accident.
>>12925Even with the spray can?
Light leaves beneath hooves while she's at it.
Now what?
>>12921I meant behind barrels or something
>i just relized Torc is pirating from pirates
>Tourcil is getting his ass kicked when he went out alone
>Tracy is getting her ass kicked when she went out alone
So is Ben willing to give a loan in shekels for 5000 with real estate as collateral?
>>12928>Tracy is getting her ass kicked Not
yet she isn't.
>>12929Reading, determining.
>>12927You can take actual cover, but that leaves your ability to move rather limited.
>>12929Okay, a couple things happen. Tracy can't just set her hooves on fire and have it go out. The flaming aspect only occurs during an agitated state, and is not something she can consciously or deliberately control. It started when she broke into a run. Setting the leaves on fire (as well as catching fire) is a good way to not distract but discourage the jibbers, but Tracy isn't immune to regular fire, just her own.
>>12932... okay...
And as for the escape?
>>12933You're going to hide while on fire? The jibbers keep their distance a bit, but losing them is impossible.
>>12934Can't she become undetectable by turning ethereal?
>>12931Uhh
Can trollestia teleport the elves away one by one?
>>12936Nope. She could carry as many as three people and airwalk remove them from the scene, but that would leave plenty of others and/or Torcuil.
T> Casts Obscuring Mist
A thick mist springs up around the ship, granting concealment to the entire deck.
>>12935Yes, but that won't get rid of the jibbers, they're still gonna occupy the area.
>>12939>cast FlyYou can now fly, though you can't carry any more than a medium load.
>>12940Well that didn't work
>>12938Well fug... This is a tight spot.
>this shit again>Oh wait, this should be enough to trigger herTracy closes her eyes and remembers the day she had a taste of Soros's blood: how her brain felt like it was on fire, the intense pain, how she ran out into the forest and got gangfucked by
these little faggots, the intense anger and bloodlust she felt. As she focuses on her anger, she grows visibly larger, and smoke seeps out of her pores, and her chest tightens with a deep, insidious rage...
>transformation = completeShe leaps into the air and bounds above the ground, legs shaking in mid air as she hovers 20-30 feet above the ground, glaring down at the jibberniggers with intense loathing.
Also, fuck the mask disguise. We Cauchemar nao.
td;dr: get angry; fly up to gain distance and get a good view, survey area for targets.
Do I still have that level in Pyro?
>>12942You STILL haven't told me what her levels are
Okay you're on fire, you're big again, and you're in the air over the jibbers. There's the 3, and from around the tree on both sides come another 2 respectively.
[1d20 = 13]>>12943So, 5 masses?
Last thing I knew she had two in Pyro and two in Blackguard. forget about Psionic Fist. Pyro isn't really important to me though, so one level is fine, or even none, desu. I want to save the most points I can for Assassin.Pull out lightning javelin and cast it at nearest mass to fry all of their tiny jibbernigger hearts at once (they're touching, so they should conduct)
>>12944Can I add a cone of smoke to that attack? I read it's useful once per round.
[1d20 = 5]>>12945The cone of smoke is automatic, but it surrounds Tracy and can't be used as anything of an attack. You can attack with the javelin though
[5d6 = 15]
The targeted jibber takes a direct hit of lightning
Unfortunately its still moving. Tracy is in the air so they can't attack, she's on fire and smoking so they would keep their distance anyhow, and aside from avoiding the leaves that are on fire, are fixated on Tracy.
Its a pity Tracy doesn't have a 60' spiked chain.
>>12941After a few moments to ponder the situation
K> Gust
The mist is suddenly blown away by a directed wind from Korak, who has joined the pirates on the dock.
"What have we here? Peter Pan?" causing laughter from the pirates.
[2d20 = 17]>>12948Sure then, lash and bludgeon with the chain, with a fiery vigor.
On the return, roar "Get over here", and fling a single one back towards her.
>>12949Torc tells Trollestia to get back and protect the elves
"What do you want?"
>>12950Okay so you missed with the attack. Adopting the strategy of flailing/spiking/stabbing them from the air enables Tracy to pick enough of them off without consequence though, so you can tear into them to your hearts content and ultimately defeat them. As individual jibbers are knocked away from each mass, the masses eventually flee into the forest. The area is, after a brief murder session, now clear except for scattered jibber bodies.
>>12952K> I should like to know why ye're killing me men, and tryin' to steal me cargo.
>>12953>didn't manage to get one to talkOh well. She was ready to kill them all anyway.
Inspect jibbernigger bodies, then inspect tree.
>>12955They don't talk, they just jibber.
After searching the tree, Tracy discovers a trap door activated by a switch.
I'd like to point out that I've been trying to lead Tracy to this since before Trollestia became a character.
>>12954T> Because yer a fuckwad?
>>12956Yeah, but what do they
look like?
Take a couple bodies for alchemy or whatever.
Search for traps, and then head through door.
>>12959The bodies look like pale, hunchbacked humanoids, with pointed ears, black manes and grinning faces. Their eyes are black, and shine with a maniacal gleam, even in death.
>>12958K> Oooh, lad. Now ye've gone and hurt me feelings. But look! Ye've brought me me second unicorn! And ah had only just acquired me first!
>>12960Take a body and go through trap door.
>>12961Oh I don't think so
>signals to Trollestia to cover her ears...>some howTorc releases a unidirectional sonic blast.
Bystanders hear a loud "doot doot"
>>12963[rattles internally]
[1d8 = 8]>>12962Alright. So Tracy wanders through the trapdoor onto a staircase leading into the ground. The tunnel doesn't stretch far, and it isn't long before it opens into a larger cavern, with rows and rows and rows and rows and rows of precisely stacked coin of countless types, stacked together by size and make when possible, with a few smaller piles of mismatched coin. There are dozens of large and small piles of large and small gem, also sorted quite neatly. Many stones have matching piles of raw and cut varieties.
Tracy seems to have found the jew hoard. It seems that they had been counting on no one being able to deal with the jibberlings, and have left the area entirely unguarded.
>Cast sonic blastThe pirates closer to the ship are effected, and of those effected only Korak seems unstunned.
>>12965Well, first check to see if the coast is clear, then check out the loot for the best items.
This won't all fit in Thez's quiver, will it?
As she inspects the loot, Tracy ponders frumiously of the whereabouts of the seemingly-friendly shopkeep who misled her about the trail (she did not enjoy waiting in line for hours).
"That fucking goon misled me..!" she growls
>>12966Rofl no. Its comparable to the size of the treasure from the tower. There's no traps or anything, and the area has been absent any activity for several days, by the thin layer of dust.
>>12967???
[1d50 = 44]>>12969I summon an army of skeletons by the pirates
Rolling 1-50 for size
>>12969Are there any items of interest around the loot? Weapons? Magic items?
Gather up most interesting items, and cautiously make for the door. (Can rogues set traps on doors).
As she leaves, she looks a bit more closely at the giant tree, and then searches for more tracks or other signs of activity.
>>12971No items or weapons, this is pure and neatly categorized loot.
>>12972Alright, take note of it and leave the den.
>>12970Please clarify, was the sonic blast an attempt to summon skeletons, or are you now attempting to summon skeletons?
>>12975kek
Okay. Well in response to the sound blast, Korak swabs his ear with his pinky, places his sword against a post on the dock, and flaps his cape producing a scintillating spiral of colors across its surface giving his body below the neck concealment.
>>12973What does Tracy see when she leaves the stash?
Also, g2g for about an hour.
>>12976T> I gues you should quit while.......
You're ahead
>>12978I'm having difficulty with your request. By my estimation, summoning skeletons would be comparable to summoning a monster, and I'm breaking down the number that would result. It wouldn't be 44. I'm thinking more like 18
>>12979That works too
How does he respond to my pun?
>>12980Went right over his/my head tbh
>>12981>concealment below the neck
[2d20 = 27]>>12982Oh. Right, my bad.
So Torcuil summons 1.5 dozen skeletons into the midst of the pirates, and a chaotic melee breaks out. As Torcuil does this <BANG, BANG> Korak fires two shots, blowing his cape open.
[14d6+4 = 59]
Oooh, that hurt. Torcuil takes both shots to the chest.
>>12985SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AN YOURE TO BLAME BABY YOU GAVE LOVE
A BAD NAME
Spams:
>I need healing
[2d20 = 20]
May as well do a Spot and Listen check to detect nearby entities upon leaving the door.
Torcuil slumps a bit from the strike, and Trollestia moves to support.
T> Cast Divine Power
T> He will not kill the elves, they are his merchandise. Get on or fly, we must escape.
Korak easily makes short work out of several skeletons immediately around him.
K> What's the matter lad? Having second thoughts?
>>12989"Tell them that we'll come back
Then go to the stables.
I'll meet you there"
>>12991T> No, you are wounded. I'll cover your retreat. When you are clear, I will join you.
>>12992Torc turns an edge growing in voice
"Go...
NOW"
>>12987Nope, the jibbers are successfully btfo, and the rats are in a totally different area right now.
[8d20 = 66]>>12993T> I will go, but I'm not leaving. She charges through the air and barrels into the pirates.
T> Charging Overrun
As she charges through, she sends 4 pirates falling into the water. As she does, Korak turns his attention to her and away from Torcuil.
>>12994What about the shop-keeping faggot who misled her?
*Covers trapdoor with earth and leafs*
*pees all over it so that she can Track the Scent of anyone who tampers with it*
*returns back down the path she came, in stealth*
>>12997>peeGood idea!
There is no evidence that the shopkeeper has gone anywhere, though his store is closed for the night.
I'll see if I can come in for something
>>12996"She listens worse than my wife"
>Torc flys back to the tower
[2d20 = 13]>>13000Splendid, she won't have to fly in circles keeping them distracted.
Well behind him, Torcuil sees Troll in pursuit.
Korak fires of another two shots
Well, since Trumpaladin's faggot isn't here to accommodate Tracy reporting back, Tracy continues to look for clues about the shopkeep and the-
>>12999Aaaannd there he is.
Tracy dligently hurries back to whereverthefuck Trumpaladin is.
>>13000>30+ virgin wizard>wife
One shot grazes Troll's side, but neither scores a direct hit and both of you are quickly out of range, returning to the tower.
>>13002Did....
Did you not read the autistic backstory?
>>13004I thought I did. Sorry.
Tracy hurries back to Port Barry to find Trumpaladin.
>>13002Regardless of what Tracy told Trump earlier, and regardless of whether that guy would have given him money, I'm going to say that Trump discovered he could not, as a matter of fact, cancel the appointments he had for the day, and was consumed for three hours.
>>12999After a brief sleep, Trump awakes to find that there is a large crowd with torches gathered outside the pirate ship. In fact, he wakes just in time to see two figures fly off, one unmistakably being Trollestia.
>>13001>assuming we are back at the towerYou okay?
>>13009T>I'm merely scratched. You, get in the entertron, those shots almost killed you
They seriously almost killed you.
>>13008Use all diplomacy and ask what the hell is going on
>>13010>these shots almost killed youI dint know who the hell these people are, but I am finding them, and I am recruiting them into my army
>>13010>my autistic rpg-ing could have endedGlad it d...
>>13008Fuck
Whats an entertron?
>>13007*returns*
>*humps leg*"~Flashy?
>>13013T> Its the booth down in the infirmary, next to the forges. Go make a phone call!
I wish I didn't have so much fucking work to do...>>13015*leg-humping intensifies* (she's waiting for a response)
>>13011So, are you leaving the apartment then?
>>13018GM, please tell me the timeline. As I understood it, Trump and Tracy did their thing, then went to the apartment. Both slept while tourcil and trollestia did their thing. Trump would not leave on his own nor would Tracy without some city official or so one contacting them. Then, the next morning, Trump and Tracy do their thing. Tracy finds treasure, and Trump is busy, but Tracy comes back
>>13016"Okay...."
Torc goes, wondering whtt the fuck he will find
>>13019Since Tracy wanted to go and was okay with it being night time, she took off while Trump went back to sleep. At the same time Torc was getting BTFO by pirates. Tracy followed clues, BTFOd some jibbers, and located the jew treasure, which has literally been right friggin there the whole friggin time.
At the same time, Torcuil was still getting BTFO, such that he and Troll escaped to the tower. Its almost morning now, and there's still a commotion as the pirates finish off the last of the skeletons.
>>13017If she wants me to jump her back, then not in public. Fine
"Hello... Tracy"
>>13020In the corner of the medic area, Torcuil finds a booth that literally says "Entertron. Get inside!"
I'm gonna go for about an hour or soTorc enters the booth
>>13024Roll cinematic shit
>>13022But he said he would leave in the morning
reeeeeeeeeeee we established she didn't leave until after he woke up in the morning
>>13023"Hello, ~Flashy." *excited pony leg-humping sounds* "On my trot through the forest, I found something you might ~like."
*is humping leg and a speed too fast to see*
>>13027>>13026*Reeeeees in symphonic tandem tandem*I know it's fucked, but it's better to just roll with it at this point.
>>13026Mrrr mrrr mrrrrrr!
I explained that if Tracy wanted to leave in the morning, she would have to wait so I could resolve the situation with Torcuil, as the outcome/conclusion would affect the circumstances Tracy would find upon leaving. Would Torcuil be dead and some angry pirates want answers? Would the pirates be dead and the party now has a phatty ship? As it turns out, neither happened. While all this was happening, Tracy seemed quite keen to proceed, so under numerous indications that "Its still night time", with scenery and description, Tracy continued on and ultimately found the hidden jew hoarde.
>>13029>if Tracy wanted to leave in the morning, she would have to wait so I could resolve the situation with Torcuil, as the outcome/conclusion would affect the circumstances Tracy would find upon leaving.Tracy wouldn't give a shart about what Torcuil or the pirates are doing. She'd just slip away in stealth and be off with it.
>>13029So did she leave the apartment while Trump was sleeping?
>>13030Correct, thats why her arc played out how it did.
>>13031>pali's paliYes. Since she indicated she would try and leave before he awoke, I went with that as the context for her leaving at the time she did.
Leaving before morning after having sex is very clear sign that the partner does not value the relationship and was only interested in a one night stand. If Tracy stays through in the morning and especially if she is there to comfort him in the morning, he will see this as a sign that she is devoted to him, and he will be grateful for her comforting him. Simply put, the trump/tracy ship still floats
If Trump wakes up alone, whether it's at 3 AM or 7 AM, he will think that Tracy doesn't have any real devotion to him. Worse, he's already angry and obsessing over a different pony. So he blocks Tracy out of his mind and thinks only of the different pony. The trump/tracy ship burns and eventually sinks
So if Trump meets Tracy having woken up alone, he will greet Tracy at first angry and disappointed, as if he were expecting something from her and was terribly disappointed, but then, he will resume a more cold and distant attitude. Like she's a stranger to him, and she doesn't owe him anything.
If she leaves after he wakes up, and comes back to him, he'll be reasonably happy to see her.
A third possible option is that Tracy leaves while Trump is sleeping, but comes back and wakes him up. In that case, he'll think her story is weird, but probably will not think any the worse. This option will be impossible if Trump is awoken by the consequences of Tourcil's invasion of the ship
So if he wakes up alone, and is forced up early by the fire and the ship, his reaction will be
"... Where the fuck were you? Oh nevermind. Hello Tracy"
There's no way she would've left before morning, but the timeline is already fucked.
Tracy explains that she went out into the woods to pee, to avoid a getting UTI after sex (not a lie). She went into the woods to do it, because that's what ponies do.
Afterwards, she tells Trumpaladin about the stash of six-gorillion+ shekels.
>contemplates burning flow charts
>>13035*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES louder*>>13036Save yourself...! *coughs blood*
>>13034That's,... that description would pass a detect lies actually. There are omissions, but no outright lies.
>>13036Oh cry me a river!
>>13039What are the circumstances under with Trump is awoken from his sleep and brought to the docks. And when he's there, what does he see?
>>13040>not having more than a dozen flow charts that you can switch between if the situation changes>not designing your flowcharts to be flexible
>>13040As far as I can tell, Trump is leaving the apartment just as Tracy is arriving. Her explanation has gaps, but its still true, and hearing that she found the jew hoard would probably dismiss any butthurt that she wasn't there when he awoke, since finding the hoard was specifically one of the "prove you love me" conditions he suggested.
As he leaves the apartment, he doesn't make it down more than two streets before he sees a crowd of pirates in the increasingly less-distance, with Korak in the lead, heading his way.
>>13041>using flowcharts and not flipping frantically through books, notes, and references to determine the precise idea just so players can nerf it with a single comment
>>13034So Tracy travels from a tower in the middle of downtown several miles to the woods to pee... And not ten feet to bedroom bathroom, or 30 feet to a different bathroom in the apartment, or to any of the four bathrooms in the apartment, or to the bathroom on the first level, or to the bathroom in the restaurant on the same block. Or to a bathroom in a different block. Or any of the 1000 or so bathrooms that exist in between the forest and the apartment bed. And this whole task of going to the bathroom took three or five hours. I guess it's theoretically possible that she distrusts human designed bathrooms, but it's still weird. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to put "I was going to the bathroom and found a lot of hidden money a few miles away" in the bullshit category
>>13042Why is he leaving the apartment?
>>13041It's just different outcomes for different situations
>>13042It was a "prove I can trust you," not "prove you love me" test.
>>13043>ponies using bathroomsHave you ever seen even a single toilet in Equestria? There's nothing suspicious here.>>13042>oh shit!*draws knife instinctively*
>>13046Yes, when a house is damaged I believe
>>13047I must've missed that one...
>>13048Well I'll be darned...
Whatever...
>>13043It is bullshit, but technically it is true.
>>13044Didn't you say you were going to see what was going on?
>>13011 would require Trump to leave.
>>13045Okay, still. As far as Trump knows what she has said is not a lie, and while he's entitled to be suspicious about the timeframe and the potential lack of details, she IS telling the truth AND found the jew gold.
>>13042Does this happen after he wakes up in the morning according to his natural schedule or is he somehow made to wake up early? If so, who or what summons him, and to where and why?
>>13051I had thought the use diplomacy post indicated he's awake. If he plans to sleep until morning, then he would have been awoken by Tracy's return rather than her meeting him as he was leaving.
>>13052Tracy waking him up while he lays in his bed with her usual Jump scare hello Flashy would work. He could see flames or smoke in the harbor and think "who fucked this up?"
Can we please stop being nitpicky with the details now?
>wild lvl 88 Time Wizard, mad with power, flies over Port Barry
>Fucks up everyone's perception of time, teleporting around various people and objects
>Erases everyone's memory of him, while casting a spell to stop them from questioning why everything is suddenly so confusing
>>13053Splendid! That would neatly dismiss any issue of her absence, while allowing her the glory of reporting the discovery of jew gold, while allowing them a moment before pirates 'politely come knocking'.
>>13053.. Or, that could work too...
*teleports beside you*
"Good morning, Flashy."
>>13055>>13057Waking up
"Gah!"
>>13058*hugs*
"It looks like there's something weird going on in Port Barry.
~Anyway, I went for a stroll and happened upon something you might like."
>>13059Looking out the window there is smoke
"What might that be?"
>>13060"You know those rat-faced pricks who used to do (((business))) around here? They buried all of their shekels under the big tree in the forest."
>>13061"What, where? When did you find this?"
Just tell more
>>13062"I found it last night, after I got up to pee. There's a trapdoor just beneath the massive tree north from here, where those jibbery things used to swarm."
so i may have fell asleep last night, can i get a quick rundown to get caught up?
>>13063He'd be more impressed if you said you went to do it for him as a gift before he woke up"That's great, Tracy!"
*pets pony*
*line of thought changes*
"We should go get that today"
>>13064
Didn't he swoop in on Fae and get Tracy while she was being covered in them?
>>13065After the party Torcuil snuck onto the pirate ship and after summoning Trollestia, found that the pirates had over a dozen elves chained in the ship's hold. Trollestia got mad, Torcuil went Robin Hood, and they freed the slaves killing several pirates in the process.
At this time Tracy took off to look for information and found tracks leading from the Pip shop to a large tree in the forest that has been there the whole time. After dispatching the jibberlings in the area, Tracy found a trapdoor at the foot of the tree leading to <gasp> an incredible fortune (the missing jew hoarde of gold and stuffs).
Meanwhile, Korak arrived on scene and BTFO Torcuil and Trollestia, who escaped to Trump Tower.
Meanwhile, Tracy returned and told Trump the news of the treasure, while Trump realized that there was a crowd of pirates with torches headed his way.
>>13065Trump and Tracy went with the pirate guy to a banquet. They discovered that there is an evil wizard who is exacting tribute across many lands, who rides the Terrasque. We're going to have to kill that guy. Trump found a new unicorn to try to waifu, and so he spent like five hours trying to get the pirate to sell it to him - that failed. Trump and Tracy Fucked. Tracy found Treasure and may or may not fuck Trump again right now. Tourcil thought the Pirates were mistreating a few animals and immigrants, so he murdered a few people and robbed the pirate's ship, so you can probably forget about good relations with them and redpilling them
>>13066That would imply that she knew what she was doing before she found it, which she didn't*affectionate pony noises*
"~Hmmmmh.. Yes, before someone else finds it."
>>13067You're right, stricken.
>>13070Trump is now worried and forces Tracy to look directly at him, with his hands if necessary
"What are you implying by 'before someone else finds it'?"
GM, is Trumpaladin seeing people with torches coming to the apartment building? What does he see out the window exactly?
>>13072"Well, it's a giant hoard of gold just sitting out there in the forest. If anyone else knew about it, they'd probably help themselves to it, wouldn't they?"
>>13069>evil wizard who rides the Terrasque.wut?
>Trump and Tracy Fucked.nice
>so you can probably forget about good relations with them and redpilling themkill all slavers.
>>13073Pirates with torches, headed toward the apartment building.
>>13068>>13076i try and intercept them to see what they want.
>>13077Where are you? Last I checked, you passed out at the Rusty Duck party
>>13075>kill all slavers.>Confederate flag...Anon..?
>>13079they enslaved eleves not niggers(who arent human btw)
>>13080Well, knife-ears aren't human either, but I get your point.
>>13078ill let you decide.
>>13074Trump is briefly curious as to why Tracy did not immediately produce a coin or something other to prove it, but he figured that if she was lying, he could just get pissed at her later
"Very good little pony!"
Starts petting her and reciprocates any affection she shows him - he nuzzles back, rubs back, kisses back, or humps back
Trump figures he should buy her something. What would Tracy even want? Uh, a dead bird? She likes cutlery. Maybe give her s knife from the kitchen. No, she knows knives. That would just insult her. She wears a dog collar. Maybe she wants a new dog collar? Gold and platinum studded in jewels? Then she'd look like some rich guys trophy wife. Is that what she wants? I'm sure she likes her black, maybe she's sentiminel, maybe something something jewels are too reflective, mess up my stealth something something. Eh, she seems to like him, so maybe she'd like a collar that creams TRUMPALADIN. Anyways, a note to gift her something
>>13082I'd have you waking up at the Rusty Duck, finding the place empty with a few pirates passed out around you. It wouldn't take but a few questions to the servers cleaning up to find that one of ur folk looks like he attacked the pirate ship and tried to steal precious cargo from Korak and co. You might have a fight on your hands.
>>13076Well fuck. Happy moment is over. Get dressed, and head off Pirates.
>>13084i rush to the tower fearing the worst.
So what happens in the booth?
>>13086you're alive!
>>13087you pissed off the pirates i see.
>>13083>What would Tracy even want?>implying materialistic desiresRIDE HER. She didn't have that golden-silk saddle made for no reason.
Collar could work, I guess.
>>13089Someone had to do it
I just did it first
>>13091i thought it was be me honestly, thanks for picking up the slack.
>kill all slavers
If you people gotta make yourself feel good and free all slaves, why can't you just do it the way the British did? The British paid slave owners and freed the spaces. No four year civil war. No violent revolution where the entire white population was exterminated. They just paid to have them freed and no violence.
These Pirates were and still could be useful allies. We can negotiate freedom or free the elves some other way than by killing everyone
>>13092No problem, it was fun
>Torc leaves the booth and looks for Trollestia
>>13093They're chaotic aligned: They wouldn't go through that papery stuff.
>>13095There's one guy who knows much about the wizard guy and that's Korak, and we're not going to fuck it up because of some fucking non-human elves
>>13093But killing them means they can't take Tracy
>>13095Oh, and that
>>13093dude these arent "Caribbean pirates" theyre real pirates thyre brutal they dont negotiate usally.
>>13083>>13090I'd recommend a not-shiny blackened "Trump tag" (or perhaps just a T) to attach TO her collar,... but that's just a random suggestion.
>>13091>>13092One or the other, it was kinda inevitable given the character's proclivities.
>>13094Trollestia is near the entrance, narrow-eyed and scanning for information.
T> Your friends are soon to bear the consequences of your(our) actions. You saw how easily Korak took ownership of the last scene, do you think your friends will fare better?
>>13097Meta, but you underestimate Tracy. Even if they did capture her, she has plenty of skills by which to make like the A team
>>13097Oh they are not taking Tracy
>>13098They were negotiating last night. They just wanted money and we needed leverage. Now we have possession of their wares, so let's drive a hard bargain
>>13097>take TracyBy the time she was done with them, they'd be begging her to let them free.
>>13099Do Tracy and Trump have a moment or fo they need to go try to calm down Korak and the like?
and hand over the goddamn unicorn
>>13099T> I'm not losing anyone else
I'mooing down there to help
>>13104*I'm going
Torc gets his shit ready to leave
>>13103A couple responses. They still have a moment or two before the mob reaches their door. Also, aside from Trollestia the party hasn't taken Slovenia, and the elves are still being held (resecured) on the ship. Technically (aside from several individual pirates who, for all intents and purposes are real and friends/allies with other living pirates so there is bad blood) there has been no loss of merch for them and no gain for the party.
>>13105Troll> May I ask why you care?
>>13107Torc> Because,
I got them into this mess
And I need to finish what I started.
Besides, they're friends. can't let them die
>>13108T> I meant about the slaves. I have my own reasons, but why did you so readily jump in to help them?
>>13109T> Reminded me of my own people when the leftists took over.
I oon't wan to see anyone else suffer like that
>>13107>tourcil fucked everything up and didn't even free any cargo for all of the troublesIf Tracy is up for it, I'm going to spend that time doing what if rather be doing with Tracy. I think the pirates are more likely to believe I had nothing to do with it if I am underdressed in an apartment. Also, meeting them at the door means only needing to fight one at a time with no allies to the side, should it come to that
>>13111>with tripsThat was a most strategic an pragmatic decision. It isn't long before a very slow and methodical "Rap, Rap, Rap" comes to the door. It's loud and firm enough to be insistent and assertive, but not overly hurried.
>>13110T> In that, we may have some commonality. I shall accompany, though my magic is limited. I shall follow your lead.
>>13112*rushes to door, knife in hand*
>>13110your gonna want to find me.
>>13114*opens it and greets the faggot who interrupted*
Torcuil is aware that his Fly spell is nearing expiration, but can re-apply it for sake of efficiency
>>13112Trump gets a little dressed, so he has covered himself, but is neither armored not in formal business attire. He signals to Tracy "please don't let them see you have the knife. Do not engage unless they engage first."
Trump opens the door. He is damn sure to force whoever comes through to enter into a tiny halway that is cramped on each side, room for only one person. Trump stands at the end of it where he had more room to move, with Tracy nearby. He tries to hide Tracy's knife before opening the door
"Can I help you? I'm sorry, I was a bit indisposed"
>>13116Upon opening the door, Trump is greeted by a number of pirates, many of whom brandish weapons and torches. They seem quite embarrassed given his almost naked.
Korak weaves his way to the front.
"I hope I didn't catch ye at a bad time."
He says with a note of sincerity, but also with a note of irritation. "I'd not risk offendin' ye if it weren't important," he says tapping his cane briefly into the stone walkway to accentuate his point.
>>13113Thank you, anything should help
>>13117Okay, that works
>>13120"I belieeeeve I can flyyyyyyyyyy"
Fly spell recast
>>13119>'this faggot again'- Tracy thinks as she takes a step back.
"Ummm, yeah, it is a bad time. What is it that's so important?"
>>13121Torc flys back to town, hoping he's not to late
>>13123As Torcuil and Trollestia fly from the tower, they can see the mass of pirates (about 30 ish) gathered around the new apartments Trump had converted for public use.
Infernius, on the ground sees this in moving toward the tower and (?) redirects toward the pirates, Torcuil and Troll's apparent destination.
>>13119"What's going on?"
>>13124i try to engage in diplomacy.
>>13126>>13124"what seems to be the problem gentlemen?"
>>13122"Let me do the talking"
>>13124Torc stops close enought to see and hear, but not be see
>>13128[aggressive pony noises]
*steps back*
>>13126>>13127You're still at the back of the group, and you haven't been noticed yet. I would suggest waiting for the right moment, unless you want to utilize your extensive range of clerical spells.
>>13125K> I was hopin' to ask ye that. It seems one of yer group, the scottish fella', stole onto my ship, killed several of my men, and attempted to steal me valuable cargo. Under other circumstances ye'd have found this pretty house on fire, but you've been a right chap thus far so I'm asking ye directly. What is the meaning of this?
>>13129That puts him in a holding position about 40' directly above the pirates. He can see and hear, but is far enough away that he isn't indicated from ambient torchlight.
>>13131i try to remain unnoticed and wait to strike.
>>13131Torc waits to hear whtt Trump says
>I swear to god I will drop an ACME brand anvil
>>13131Trump is visibly angered by Korak's words
"What"
Trump thinks, and realizes that every single one of his "crew" was unaccounted for the night before. He turns to mouth to Tracy "Tracy, did you do this?"
Trump says to Korak "who did this, and how do you know it was one of ours? Aren't there other bandits around. As for your crew, we may actually have the power to bring the dead back to life. At least I believe we did, I'm not sure if it's been tampered with since then"
>>13134K> Impressive. I did say the scottish fella', but if ye can restore the dead, that would go a long way toward repairing what ah had hoped would be a mutually beneficial arrangement. I'll tell ye what, cough up the scotsman and his pretty hoers, and there'll be no more trouble.
Torc realizes the opertunity he has been blessed with
T> Tollestia, go get the elves off the ship, I'll make sure they don't leave
>>13136T> I don't know your intentions, but your strategy is sound. The ship should be less/unguarded at this moment.
She fly-runs off.
>>13135"The Scottish guy? I haven't seen him since we left the docks: he was for a few hours. I do not know where he is. I can also tell you that robbery and murder does not sound like the sort of thing he'd do, at least not without good cause. I want to ask you again, are you sure it was him? Who is his horse?
But yes, we may - just may - be able to bring the dead back to life"
>>13136my god that's brilliant
>>13134Tacy: "lol, no."
I'm busy
>>13137ok gm i have my plan. if the pirates do anything agrresive i use wall of stone to create a cage around them.
>>13137Godspeed you glorius horse
>>13139Thanks
>>13141They complain?
10
Feet
Higher
>>13141>cast Wall of Stone, ready move to release based on input trigger ("Now" or whatever).>>13138Oh, me men are quite sure it was him, he left several frozen stiff, and still others dead with burns all over. There's no mistaking it. As fer the hoers, she was quite the pretty one. A unicorn, which I think ye might also appreciate, who trampled several more of me men.
>>13143[annoyed pony noises]
From the back of the pirates, one calls out
"She turned me into a newt!"
Heads swivel in that direction.
"I got better,...."
>>13143"Why would he do that? Well, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding, just the same as you mistook out attack pony for chattel yesterday. Please understand we are a, well, "multicultural" crew, and we come from many different background with many different understandings of good and evil. But all wounds can heal. Even death itself can now be turned back. Okay, once again I know we used to have such a machine, I assume we still do. But I tell you it isn't cheap to operate. For two to four Pirates that's going to run you about one unicorn. Speaking of unicorns, you can keep the Scot Guy's one if you can capture it. And Please join us for a football game later"
>>13148>you can keep the Scot Guy'sI will not hesitate to drop my anvil on you bitch
>>13148Should I role for diplomacy or something?
>>13150If you want to come here and defend yourself against these pissed off Pirates, then be my guest
>>13148GM keks at the Art of the Deal
K> If it meant me men coming back to life, I might be willing to forego the slight that has been imposed.
Murmurs echo throughout the pirates.
K> Now lads, I'm not suggesting that anything involving forgiveness or acceptance take place, I'm just thinkin' that if these here can totally undo the losses we have faced tonight (its barely dawn almost), maybe we might cut our losses. After all, aside from meself, these fellas are too much to handle.
Nervous laughter begins, followed by relaxed laughter.
K>Mr Trump, ye're a salty fella I don't mind sayin'. Ah came here prepared for war, but here ye've presented a scenario that we can all have peace. We'll retire to ours, but I'm thinkin' that you might just have urself a deal.
I just want to say (for the umpteenth time) I had no idea it would play out this way.
>>13151That RP was quite sufficient diplomacy.
So the pirates meander from Trump's apartments. Infernius (seeing the pirates leaving) realizes that his intervention is no longer needed. Torcuil, still flying high, sees that his actions are not required on scene. Trump closes the door to the apartment, leaving him and an irritated Tracy alone once again.
There is the whole matter of Trollestia freeing the slaves, but we'll get to that later since OP has to depart here in the next half hour.
Gameplay is still on for the next 1/2, but the danger is (momentarily) averted, and characters are free to cinema.
>>13156>sadly puts way anvil>torc flys over to check on trollestia
>>13156>closes the door to the apartment, leaving him and an irritated Tracy alone once again.[lonely pony noises]
*fiddles with doornob with tiny pony hooves until it opens and follows the group at a distance in stealth*
>>13160[affectionate pony noises]
>>13157i go back to the rusty duck and get shit faced again.
>>13155FUCKING YES. If that had gone on, I would have invited them all to sit down on the couches, while I had fine alcohol poured for them, while Tracy cut vegetables or meat in the kitchen for a minor meal (an excuse to have Tracy brandishing a giant knife on the pirate's flanks), but otherwise continued with the sane basic arguments
>>13157I have to drive, so I am unavailable. I wish I could have worded all of that more eloquently and less like a ramble
>>13157Are characters free to update their gear?
Add some caltrops to the bag, and materials for some easy-make flash-bangs.
>>13165Caltrops yes, flashbangs no.
Characters can make minimal adjustments (nothing involved, it won't take THAT long for the pirates to get back to the ship and find that the elves are gone), but otherwise gameplay is suspended. The entertron is open, and there's about 14 shoddy elves milling about in the tower. Otherwise, everything is 'normal', which is to say, SNAFU.
>>13166>Torc heads to the tower, now that the evles have been removed from the ship
>>13166Okay, add some arrows to the bag.
Mount jibbernigger corpse on wall in room as trophy.
>>13166Retrieve corpses and unicorn from ship
>>13169I think the pirates are already doing that.
>>13168Mounted, next to a skull with its head split open.
>>13169The corpses on the ship are all pirates. Slovenia was not onboard the ship (was in the port stables the whole time if someone wanted to steal but too late), and no one from the party realm died (tho almost).
>>13171>next to a skull with its head split openWhich one? There were several.
>>13172Now that I think of it, wouldn't the cranium of that giant's skull make for a great lightweight armor plate?
new bread? my pc is dying.
>>13174Click 'Last 50 Posts' button.
>>13171.... But Trumpaladin agreed to resurrect the dead Pirates, for the unicorn and for peace
>>13172I suppose so, that was a jibe against a previous player.
>>13173On a world largely devoid of metal resources and the means to extract them, yes. In this world, alloys are far superior. I'm not saying no, but am saying 'there's better than skulls'
>>13174Will do at some point early in the week, but I'm exhausted for now
>>13176And that was a brilliant move. What he didn't know is that the 'other' unicorn (Trollestia) was busy releasing the elves and shuttling them back to the tower while he was making that deal. He did stave off a mad riotous crowd, but the situation is not entirely resolved YET.
>>13173Traccy counts the bones she's collected in her room so far
>1 zombie skull (I only remember collecting one)>3 hydra skulls and a few spinal columns>3 giant skulls, and a few ambiguous bones>the skulls of Ponimaru and Copperbutt (can't remember if she left those at the golf course or not, though...)>Soros's knucklebonesShe puts her hooves on her hips and smiles devilishly, admiring her stash.
"I should move these to the dungeon when I have the chance." she says to nopony in particular.
>>13177What precise roll did the elves serve? Were they galley slaves used as crew, were they to be sold as chattel, or what?
>>13179holy shit guys there is a colored id option. its beautiful.
>>13180Why didn't I use this earlier?
hey trump what is "pepe colored quotes?"
>>13182I don't honestly know, but it appears that it causes greentext to appear s darker green color
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>>13179Unknown to characters, but sold as chattel.
>>13180>just now figuring this out>>13181>also>>13182>>13184>>13185Browse options moar
>>13177>the situation isn't resolved
>>13177Oh well then.
*Whips out Chinese cookbook*
GM, should we chose to have the showdown occur in the stadium, may I make faithful use of the advantages the architecture provides?
Also, how much matter is required for the resurrection machine to work? I recall Ponimaru was almost entirely destroyed, but was recovered
>>13190What is Ponimaru's intelligence score as an animal? I want to teach him to do tricks. With the Handle Animal skill.
>>13192>Tfw you can control other horses by asking them nicely as equals OR forcing them to as beast of burden, because you're a superior magical pony
>>13194I'm not going to say anything except pic related
>>13195Well, Fluttershy would've played as a druid anyway.
>>13194I wonder it the Nightmarification could spread if Tracy forced him to drink her blood...
>>13196Perhaps I should have posted pic related instead
>>13197I appreciate your efforts to increase his value upon resale, but not all changes are warranted
>>13197>tfw you gain extraplanar powers by consuming parts of infernal creatures, so you use them to build an Assassin cult of powerful ghost-ponies.
>>13199Are you looking to bring more female ponies into the game? I am intrigued
>>13197Then again, Ponimaru would become a monster upon evolution, and would no longer be as easily controlled with the Handle Animal skill. Tracy should train him first, level herself up as Blackguard to make him her fiendish servant, and then transform him.
>>13200Perhaps, or just horse even, like Ponimaru. The name for the Assassin cult was going to be the Four Horses guild (as an allusion to the four horses of apocalypse, or the four mares of Diomedes; it's Coat of Arms being a blood-red clover, to symbolize the 404 mark of 4chan). It was going to be a regular guild, but I just remembered that Tracy, as an awakened horse, can speak horse: this turns every horse in The Game into a potential NPC. I could just have Tracy enslave/recruit and train other horses in the game, and transform them with her blood, and a magic ritual if need be. Ponimaru could be her first as Tracy's fiendish servant: if he resists, Tracy can just break him like a horse, Intimidate him, or just straight-up melt his brain.
>>13201Or just regular horses*
>>13201Of course, Trollestia might get in her way, and that could create complications...
Challenge accepted.
>>13203that bitch won't let me fuck her, so go aheadYou know how unicorns are supposed to be tied to reality or some bullshit that makes them insanely powerful? Trump just might have a unicorn Tracy can break and train. Assuming she wouldn't rather be a fashion designer, or can do both.
>>13204Not sure if Unicorns, being magical beasts, are so easily trained, but it's an idea.
I actually intended for this to be sort-of a semi-secret project for Tracy to do herself, but sure, whatever (since Trumpaladin can't speak horse, it would just look like Tracy chatting with horses at first). It's not exactly the kind of thing a Paladin would be associated with though, but I don't think there's be any problems unless he does any needless prying.
>>13205This unicorn is being trained. Believe me.If Tracy is developing a center of power completely in secret and independently of him, Trump is going to be pissed if he ever finds out. Developing an NPC power base in perfect secret screams bad intentions, an assassin's guild screams worse intentions. Combined with the fact that Trump is both paranoid about people's intentions, including Tracy's, and he doesn't like to be left out of power and decisions. There's also the usual "why the hell did you not offer these resources when we needed them." Trump would never stumble upon the cave by accident, as you said, he's not going to understand what is going on from conversations with horses, and he's not going to ask Tracy where she's been for six hours or what she did last night, and expect any serious detailed answer. What might happen is that he audits Tracy (for unrelated reasons, he asks her under spells every tiny thing she's doing and done) and discovers it, or he wants to know where Ponimaru is, or why there is so much hay moved, or if the group does something that raises suspicion and causes him to pry.Now, if Tracy doesn't keep it secret per se, and tells Trump "I can speak to these horses and make them do things for you," Trump would be pleased and is not going to ask just precisely what she's doing and how, deliberately overlooking questionable practices if necessary.Except he would not approve of more Nightmares or other outsiders. Outisers are haram>>13206Not sure if foosball is haram or not...\r
>>13207Just wait and see. It'll take a while before it's anything of worth anyway. The horses wouldn't be useful for complex tasks in the beginning anyway; they'd really just be NPCs who live in fear of the infamous ghost hoers.
>>13208I'm asking because you would know. Would crossbow bolts from heavy crossbows have any effect at all on a Terrasque - assume adamantium, poisoned, or however powerful bolts. Is there a simple way to protect a large number of NPCs from area of effect spells, at least for a time? And what are the terrasque's modes of attack?
>>13209Idk, I'm new to this. Look it up.
The thing regenerates at such a rate that nothing can do lethal damage on it. You have to bring up non-lethal damage to a massive extent, and then use some kind of spell to keep it dead.
The real issue is the faggot-nerd controlling it: better to take out the nerd first, and then redirect the rampaging beast to an unpopulated area, where it could be killed with an army and planned systemic attacks/traps.
>>13209>Modes of attackCrushing, slashing, charging, and swallowing whole, mostly.
It's a giant monster.
>>13210That's just fine, all I want to do is to soften or distract it. As for the nerd - how could you possibly get him to dismount so you're not facing both at the same time? I would think there have to be ways to trick him into a location where he can't bring the thing. Alternatively, fire enough Ballista bolts at him that he can't dodge while staying on the creature, then attack him separately.
>>13211Sounds like it may well be flank-able in the way I want
>>13212It's slow, but it can also charge at insanely high speed once every few rounds. Also, it's got a thick armored carapace that can't be pierced easily.
It's not easy to kill at all, especially not if a sorcerer buffed it.
>>13212>DismountHe might not be riding it at all, could just be controlling it. Better to try to catch him while he's in his tower reading his comic books.
>>13213I think I know how to limit its possible counter-attacks while allowing a maximum of possible ranged attacks
>>13214>Better to try to catch him while he's in his tower reading his comic booksI'm less confident about the ability to actually do this, but okay
>>13213What I mean to say is that NPCs can be spaced and protected in a such a way as to be beyond the frightful presence of the Terrasque, and force the terrasque to move and use an entire turn to attack each individual NPC, while each NPC does either 1d8 or 1d10 from Longbow or Crossbow damage. Possibly the same with the Magician himself, although he can cast spells that make him much more dangerous to the NPCs and better able to protect himself
>>13216>NPCs can be spaced...I believe you're overestimating the authority and leadership abilities of your character again...
>>13217How so? He's got a 17 in Charisma and a hell of a lot of lead up
>>13218Forgot I flagged this IP.
What I mean is that it is established he has some respect as a leader, even if he is not an actual civilian authority figure.
But in any case, if NPCs need persuading, it's not like I'm unwilling to do the coaxing
>>13218Good point.
Could work if he took some epic leadership feats.
>>13219Try to focus on the immediate situation at hand first though. Things will change.
>>13190dude we are no were close to being able to beat the terrasque.
>>13201i actually like this idea.
>>13220Aww, did that epic speech I wrote after defeating Soros the first time not count? What can I do?
Also, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Tarrasques are immune to piercing damage. I'll find a way around that - enchanted projectiles? Explosive projectiles? GM fiat for mixed Nuts? Something.
Besides that, Tarrasques have such an insane Armor Class that it would take a modifier of I think +6 in order for even a 20 to land, although a 20 automatically lands. I think if we can say that the trained crusaders, for instance, started out with level 1 fighter status and ten dexterity points (they should receive these stats by virtue of nothing else than being human) then leveled up to 2 from the fight with the demons, could perhaps be said to have gained enough experience from intense training over three weeks (It'll be 4 by then at least, perhaps more) to have leveled up a class 3 fighter, AND they have Archery as their fighting style, then they should have a +8 modifier, meaning they beat the Tarrasque's Armour class if an 17 or higher is rolled. So if we have 40 level three fighters who are within range, not dead, and not frightened (that may be optimistic) we can expect on average 8 to hit per turn with 1d8 damage, so something like 32 damage per turn on average. I don't know how many pirates there are or their levels, but they must have higher levels
>>13221Oh I'm sure as hell not done with the pirates. I have an offer planned for them.
>>13222Oh I know, but if he's planning for it, so am I
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>>13223Good. Although I do regret announcing it before hand...
>>13209a bard could buff a large group of npcs.
>>13213it can also jump real good.
>>13214we could deceive the nerd somehow.
>>13226We don't have a bard though...
>>13230we could buy ones servervices.
>>13190Well if you want it to occur there, you may need to lure him. He'll be looking for you anyway, so that shouldn't be too hard.
>>1319210
>>13201Please don't, Ponimaru is semi-necessary
>>13213U can't buff it, its carapace renders it almost immune to magic.
>>13224>thinking damage reduction is per roundTry again, you'd have to do more than 20 points of damage
per hit, on top of its crazy regeneration.
>>13232>20 damage per hitWhat.
>>13233Yep. That's why getting eated is the best strategy, but you have to be able to survive that shit.
Also, I do not recommend involving civilians. Just no. Also realize that before worrying about the T, there's a very angry pirate who will need merc'd, as well as his cadre.
>>13232B-b-but I wanted to make him part of my assassin cult..!
>>13236Thats fine, just don't go trying to mind control him or anything, I need him to perform errands for Ben.
>>13237Can I still train him and/or intimidate him?
>>13238Both. He's only level 3 monk, but he's also got Thez' belt so he hits like a 8lvl.
>>13239How big of a roll do I need to pickpocket the belt?
>lightning hits summer house irl right after I fucking typed that
Okay, time to stop being a Jew....
>>13242Kek, I'm taking credit
>>13235>angry pirate who has yet to be properly contracted as a mercenaryI got this. Believe me.
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>>13243>picAre there other horses I can turn into monsters?
>>13243your control of your psionics impresses me.
>>13246Maybe, I'll have to do some reading
>doesn't dare make an arbitrary decision like that around Tracy, not again
>>13246>Trying to get around the ban on evil outsidersNope.
>>13249If they're already here, they're in the clear!
>>13250What we're not going to do is reverse assimilate natives, that I can tell you
>>13249Trick on you; They're not outsiders if they're
born here.
I just want to state for the record, that these are the two funniest posts in this thread for me
>>12849 >>12708
>>13253I remove them anyways
>>13254That's her cutie mark, but yes.
>>13257IK, but every time I look at it I feel like Nic Cage is trying to control my mind.
>>12422>l, "Defended it,"I misread this as "I built this town, now you defend it," a challenge to battle, when I read this from my phone
>>12559>"It's Tracy"I wish I had him silently say "oh, so that's her name"
>"I'm engaged."I really wish I had my charcter respond with shock "To who??"
>>12599I still don't understand if she has this reaction because Trump worded the request in a wink-wink way, because he mentioned the unicorn, or because that's her normal reaction to requests by Trump
>>12610GM, is the Tower within bombardment range of ship cannons? Also, can we make cannons or late medieval bombards?
>>12621>Korak can be trusted to suit his own means - and that of the party if in mutual venture - his allegience is entirely to himself and his piratesFINALLY. A man I can trust
>>12631This actually is cute
>>12635I wonder if anyone realized what I was trying to imply. I think I was too subtle
>>12649Tourcil didn't get it
>>13261>because he mentioned the unicornMostly that.
>>13261>I wish I had him silently say "oh, so that's her name">I really wish I had my charcter respond with shock "To who??"It's really much better that you didn't, for everyone really.
>>13263are we going to end up having a psionic duel?
>>13264>Duel>with a roguelol no. I'll just gut you in your sleep.
>>13265tbqh desu, I don't even really like the psionic powers (seems complicated). I wanted Wilder class for Wild Surge (yandere power), but now I'm not so sure how I'm going to apply shit.....
>>13266>>13264I still feel like investing in one class yields the highest rewards, but you do what you want
>>13267Yeah... The class I wanted most was Assassin, but Tracy still doesn't qualify...
>>13269
>but it seems pretty clear Tracy's faggot was operating under the assumption that the wizard was the ticket to the assassin's prestige class.
First of all, it's not a wizard; it's a sorcerer. Second of all, no. I did think investigating the town where he lived could help advance the plot though, maybe even yielding some info/loot.
>>13269
>I had Trump actually physically stop Tracy from talking. That's kind of unfair competition
>ended fucking Tracy out doing what her faggot wanted that night, which I think is hilarious.
Yeah, I noticed that too...
>>13270>He didn't enjoy it as muchAww, I was hoping for company in my feelings
>>13272Well, I could clearly see your feelings, I was just hoping to kill something that night...
What's done is done though.
>prepares to read what happened while i was gone
>>13230B-but Troc was doing some shit in being a bard
>>13275True, you have provided music and memes to boost morale.
>>13275boost my morale post le rare meme.
Were the ants supposed to be Formians? If so, that makes me wonder how their hive was established on this plane, and what the Queen said to The about The Law.
>>13279It's an interesting thought to chew on.
>>13281Well, Formians are extraplanar creatures. The Hive's residents may be native, but the queen herself may have been an outsider.
It was a while ago, so I don't remember, but I wonder just what the queen was doing with Thez's scroll again (it's been a while... Sorry). Anyway, there's clearly been an intervention theme among bosses here so far.
>>13282>intervention theme among bosses hereKorak explained that pretty much the entire population of the planet are some sort of migrants or non-indigenous
>>13283Interwoven*
I'm dead tired...
>>13284What exactly was that scroll? At the time I thought it was some sort of contract she had made
>>13285I totally forgot, desu...
Whatever it was, she was willing to get turned to paste twice to retrieve it.
I wonder whatever happened to that potato after The healed him.. he probably just died offscreen.
I'll bake this afternoon and answer these questions then
>>13264>>13265Also, the characters would have to have a motivation to do it.
>>13292>Implying that's a difficult condition to satisfy
>>13295>GM is stuck playing a far more faggoty and far less autistic game than the Game ._.
>>13296>>13297But I want to know if I can have both scoops of ice cream...
I just got an idea I'm almost embarrassed I did not get before
>>13293For a murder, yes. For a duel, no, much more complicated.
>>13298Sorry, I'm working late shift tomorrow so I'll have time for baking
>>13302Aww...
By the way, Unicorns are supposed to be lawful good, right? So why was she okay with robbery and capital murder?
>>13303Fuck, I failed to specify "Trollestia"
>>13301Eh, we can make it work
>>13303According to the wiki, Unicorns are always Chaotic Good.
>>13297>>13296>>13302RIP in peace GM
I'm looking forward to some fresh out of the oven bread tomorrow
>>13306Whoops. I read the description for Celestial Charger (what she is).
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_ChargerHer motivations we're pretty clear from the beginning though.
>>13306Also that looks like a different edition from what GM is basing his off of.
>>13307>tomorrow>>13308>celestial chargerIt made sense to me, and that's the correct creature
