And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
Tracy still hasn't answered the Couples theropy question.
Why do you like Trump?
Trump, why'd you know the thot up if you didn't want children?
>>11677 →when has trump tried to help me?
>>11676Yeah, it was a mistake on my part. She said she was infertile and also she's a horse, so it was kind of unexpected.
But really I thought that if I were closer to her I could stop her from going down a district ice path. *sniffs* I... I was wrong
Player fights are expressly discouraged. If you choose to, I will see to it that you regret that decision. You may prepare or set up the fights with bants and shitposting, but no over/deliberate shenanigens until tomorrow morning
>>11679I helped you and removed the knife after Tracy stabbed you. I made you cadet in the militia. I spread Rockwell alongside Football. I saved you from falling when you attacked the robots. I tried to get you out of the line. After all we've been through with Soros, Soros again, the Jews... None of that means anything to you?
>>11680>uncontrollable sneezingS-sorry
I'm alergic to bullshit
Now get out of you watermelon eating black father mindset and tell me the real reason
>>11676"He
stole me. Ever since I first met him, I knew that I would be his wife.
I never thought he would be able make me into a mommy though. It was truly a miracle."
>>11680[concerned pony noises]
>>11685Hmm, yes
And how does the fact that he wants to divorce you make you feel?
>>11682it does i feel if you my brother, but my book says we need to be kind to our people trump.
>>11684I have nothing to tell you but the truth. I thought if we had a closer relationship I could save her from descending down a dark path
>>11687and me think you not being kind to tracy by taking her bay.
>>11686Do you want the possible, or probable answer?
>>11688Heres the problem
She wants that relationship with you!
But you won't meet her halfway
You can't expect her to do everything
You have to talk to her, acknoledge things she likes.
When she goes nuts, help her. Calm her down; doesn't matter how, just help
>>11687And I would be... Would be. But she's changed. She is not who she was when she came. She lies to me and kills and steals and attacks my mounts... That can't raise my child.
>>11686H-he, he wants a.. what? What's that?
>>11692you think maybe she does that because she just jealous of mounts and want attention
>>11689Hers? He's mine too you know, he's mine too
>>11693>nervious sweatingTrump...
Trump doesn't believe you can take care of the baby. You need to prove his bitch ass wrong.
Then he may change his mind
>>11695I'm going to have OUR foal, Flashy: a child between the two of us.
>>11695>>11697There good middle ground
>>11698>my flag is goneFUCKING HELL
TRUMP GIB FLAG PLZ
Torc will pay fair price
>>11694Well of course she's jealous. That doesn't help the poor mount who doesn't need to suffer like that. And what about all of the lying and stealing? But why should I be the one to suffer her personality problems? She's not my child. If she is immature, that should not be my cross to bear?
>>11691Have you ever been a relationship with a yandere? I have. 3 and a half miserable years of my life wasted. If you had lived it, you would understand why I do not want a relationship with her nor any woman
>>11702in Minotaur society you responsible for women after she get pregnant so yea kind of
>>11702make her obey you by sowing abit of kindness.
>>11703I agree that I am responsible for the child, yes
>>11702>flashbacks to Torc's loving wifeNo, no can't say I habe
But, she does love you. She just only knows one way to express it, her violent tendancys.
Maybe if you taught her some new activities you could do together, it would help
>>11697I never truly wanted anything in this world more than to be a mother: the thing I never thought that I could ever have. I'm fully prepared to give my entire life to loving this foal. I'd give anything, take anything,
dispose of anything for the sake of the new life that's growing inside of me right now.
>>11704That did not work with my ex, why would that with with Tracy? But I tried... I tried... First, in giving her the attention she always wanted, then in giving her a beloved Football. A wonderful Football.
But then she goes and lies anyways, and worst if all, made a soccer ball. I found it in the stable
I tried Inferius, I tried
>>11708Listen, she may be a bit of work at first
But the love she will give you for caring enough to help will be immence
>>11708oh i see im sorry trump.
>>11709tracy why you make (((SOCCOER))) ball out of football?
>>11708[ashamed pony noises]
I.. I haven't been as honest with you as I could have been, Flashy...
>>11707Anything? You'd do anything? Would you even go so far as to be a good person - the kind any child deserves? Would you stop stealing? Lying? Playing that Bolshevik plot passed off as a sport? Stabbing? Okay, so we wouldn't make you stop stabbing, but as the person you are, you would not be a good mother. I sense something positively evil about you. You must change your ways, Tracy, or else I don't think you could give to your goal a better life than the one left to you
>>11713i am now with you in this thought trump.
>>11711I would never disfigure one of my husband's gifts! I made it out of the skin of- oh wait..!
>>11713Trump, calm down
We can work on this
But only if you chill
>>11715Continue little hores.
fug, I'm really tired, but this shit is important
>>11718I'll present my finally point here in a minute
>tfw you're mobilefagging so no qt pony reaction images>>11717[Guilty pony noises]
*looks the other way*
"I... I didn't tell the the whole truth last night about what went on in the stables..."
>>11711Well, I don't think she made the soccer ball out of the football. I asked the weeaboo horse where it came from and he was reluctant to say how it was made. It looked more like horse it cowhide leather than football pig skin.
I hope she didn't destroy that football
*rembers fondly s fine officer and fine football player who gave his life fending off the Mexicab hordes*
>>11720>delays final point>turns to TrumpHold up before you yell
Let her speak
>>11720what really happen?
homeboard rape i repeat homeboard rape.
I REALLY want to go to bed.
"Well.. I had a sort of run-in with a couple of the horses...."
>>11725Then post rett of story quickly
Okay
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.
>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.
I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
"Well, you see.. After seeing that copper-butted clydesdale riding off with my husband.. I was really beside myself. I went to the stables to get a piece of her (literally), and made a bit of a scene. One thing led to another, and things got kind of messy.
I'm REALLY tired
>>11729Well I'm leavin, so see yall
Lets do a quick recap.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations. Everything from last night was real, tangible, and occurred. It also occurred in a dream, because breaking Torcuil's staff would have either killed everyone or sent them to a random place in the outer realms.
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
>>11732I think we made progress?
>>11733>sweatsI'll take one for the team
I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
So would the consuling have still happened?
>>11735Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
>>11736Trip to the outer planes sound like fun.
>>11733>tfw you forgot to roll to kill Fae without anyone noticing, because you passed out
>>11732If he did, Fae would make the most awesome surcoat.
>>11735>I'll take one for the team>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fineYou dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
>>11713"I.. I can try to be a good girl for you, Flashy.. if you'll help me through it.."
>>11733>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
>>11732No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
>>11742And... Nothing has changed
>>11743Can we still reroll those 20's?
>>11744Just maintenance.
What changes were you anticipating?
>>11741"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
>>11745*steals pony*
You're coming to Football practice
>>11732??? The Hell??? What did I do?
>>11746"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal."
(it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)>>11748>Gives Dixie Jew flag>'What did I do?'Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I
really want that Assasin class.
>>11748Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
>>11749Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
>>11749"If and only if you go and sin no more"
>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting*sighs*
>>11734>>11735>>11733Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
>>11750Because I was under the assumption he intended to use it against me. Then no fight happened.
>>11740But I don't wanna die
>>11747Haha
My consuling worked
>>11752Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
So far, I have Tracy inquiring amongst the ants and building a sekret lair, while also researching/inquiring subtly of an assassin's guild.
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
>>11756Oh yes, Torcuil is learning about Mystic Theurgy
>>11757I'm in a new cave
Rmminds me o' home
The counseling/therapy bit still happened, I'm just figuring where to put it in the sequence of events (probably near the end). I'm still undecided whether to send everyone off into another plane at some point.
>>11758Is that in reference to last night, or is it something I missed?
>>11760Same cave as last night
I meant my new cave
>>11758Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
No really, why the Blackguard comment?
>>11763Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
>>11765Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
>>11766Does speaking some french give me a surrender bonus?
>>11767Also a bonus when crafting white flags
>>11764Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilisticProtecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
>*is cooking potions*
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
>>11770Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
BTW, anyone wanna give me an idea how they're distributing and/or re-distributing their experience?
>>11773Uhhh
Wisdom and dextarity
What else would be good for a mage?
>prepares scottish tea
>>11772>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon itI am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0
>>11771By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
>>11776>The last four digits are 1776Checked
*cries single tear of high fructose corn syrup*
>>11772Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins>Conceal alignment>Invisibility>Elixer of Love>Keen Edge Oil>Greater Magic Weapon>Good Hope>Nondetection>Rage>Neutralize poison >Heroism>Haste>Gaseous Form>Spider climb>Misdirection>Magic vestment>Remove disease>Remove Curse>Remove Kebab>Displacement>Cure Serious Wounds>Regeneration>Bull's Strength>Protection from Arrow>Undetectable alignment... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?
>>11776The only spell available that allows that is Zone of Truth
>>11776If you took her as your mount, you could communicate empathetically.
>>11778>remove kebabKek, can you be more specific? Other than that, sure, but that will take up pretty much all your time. Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?
>>11779 what are the limitations on switching between mounts?
>>11782Typically that would happen when the previous mount died, but I see no mention in any reference material. I would say its not like Fae is just gonna bounce, but I don't see much to restrict this. I would impose GM-specific consequences for this, but there is no prohibition
>>11778>conceal alignment>undetectable alignmentWhy does no one understand why I do not trust her?
>>11784You're confusing player knowledge with character knowledge again
>>11781>Also, did you want to setup your lair with any of these abilities (workshop)?Yes. The existing caves to the >rape-dungeon were to be as developed and furnished as the ants could make it; Tracy could move any necessary utilities there herself, if the ants couldn't. Any cavern that was not for utilities or living would be a sealed chamber, equip with shackles of various size. It would also include storage space and a training area big enough to go wild.
Also, make a requisition for Dimeterium Ingots.
>>11782Make fabulous surcoat out of previous mount.
>>11785The red flags are so numerous they are plentiful at both levels
I feel like the guy in that Twilight Zone episode, "Terror at 20000 Feet." Like I'm the only person who sees a grave danger, and every time I try to point it out I am treated like I am insane
\r
>>11786If you mean the Copper Mare, I believe you've already done that, and if you mean Fae, she's still here
*surviels pony*
>>11787>I am greeted like I am insane*teleports behind you*
>*pats back in relative support*
>>11787Cause you are insane
>>11790No "hello Flashy?"
>>11791Just because I'm a paranoiac doesn't mean the threats I imagine don't also exist
>>11787What exactly do you expect/hope to happen? This game was intentionally designed to force disparately aligned characters to coexist and learn to help eachother in spite of their differences. Yes, Trump has his reasonable misgivings, but there's plenty of jews and others that are far more significant of a threat.
>>11794The Jews are not in the position to be the mother of my child
>>11792It wasn't exactly meant to be in-game. She was there in the tower with you the whole time, but if you insist:*teleports next to you* (where is your character? Are you still in bed?)
*straddles your waist affectionately*
"Good ~morning, Flashy! I had the most peculiar dream last night."
>tfw no qt3.14 pony waifu to greet me in the morning every day...
>>11795Rooooooo! What part of her is Jewish?! I don't ship Jewish characters!
>>11796Gah!
why the spoiler on the image?Also, GM, the counseling needs to have happened in live action or else it is meaningless. You don't gain trust for a real person because a dream person reassured you. You need the real person to reassure you
>>11798I know, I was just chiding you for having indicated you were breaking Torcuil's staff, which is bad
>>11798>why the spoiler on the image?So you'll have to view it full size.
>>11779Disarming an attacker by breaking their weapon is a reasonable, legal, and morally justified use of non-lethal force for self-defense. If you do not want your staff broken, then do not conspire to attack someone with a powerful non-lethal weapon
>>11801Yeah, but breaking that thing would've either killed everyone or sent them to another dimension.
>>11801You're absolutely right. It just so happens that breaking this staff either kills everyone or puts them in an alternate plane of existence
>>11803>>11802Eh, at least I know now how to access the nuclear/MAD option should it become necessary
>>11800REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>11804No you DON'T, unless its happening.
>>11781>but that will take up pretty much all your time.In what ways can she dovetail her time to maximize productivity? The potions aren't that important, desu.I was also hoping to explore how the Arcana Knowledge skill works, and train her concentration and psionic abilities as well as explore her extraplanar powers (etherealness, astral projection, etc.), in a way that she could manifest them without spontaneous bullshit.
>>11805But you just said breaking the staff would kill everyone or teleport them to strange dimensions
>>11807Yeah, but it didn't actually happen, so the most your character possibly could've seen/known was a flash of bright light before the dream ended.
>>11808Eh, either way, breaking Tourcil's staff is the most obvious first act in a civil war in the group
What are the methods to increasing a monster's hit dice?
>>11796If this is happening in game, I am absolutely doing the following*holds pony*
*casts ZONE OF TRUTH*
"Tracy Cage, are you willing to stop lying - to me at least - to stop stealing, to stop attacking and harassing my associates like Fae, and to stop following that godawful Judeo-Bolshevik plot to subvert nationalism known as "Soccer," for me, or if you don't respect me that much, for the sake of our foal, for YOUR foal, so he or she can can have a better upbringing and life than the one left to you?"
>>11807Yes, but thats not something that you 'know' and can act upon, but it is something that would/will occur if it happened. I'm really trying to keep everyone from ending up a grease-spot. Work with me a little.
>>11810Are we talking Tracy or someone else? Xp
Seriously though, give me an example
i get a feeling that this board and furthermore this general is slowly but surely becoming /mlpol/s gay bathhouse
>>11802>>11803This^
>>11806What a greentext
>Consuling happens>>11814And whats that supposed to mean?
>>11815>what did he mean by thisHe's trying to distance himself from the fact that he's been continually reading the whole time
>>11811>1st part>Chaotic Mind + Slippery mind"...Nnngh..! I-I-I d-don't know..! (delirious, but genuine)"
>second part".. I would absolutely do anything for the the sake of our foal.. and for the sake of our marriage!"
>>11813>Are we talking Tracy or someone else?Well, Tracy, hypothetically...
>>11816Fair point
>>11817>everyone is teleported into Torc's cave>start consuling scene
>>11817K, you would just gain class levels with their respective hit dice. I'd need your 'final' statement on which levels where
>>11818He does make a good point in that I forgot to blanket the OP with NO HOMO like I had planned
>>11815well, what do you think?
>>11820>gay bathhouse>female character
>>11821Kek
>>11820You mean your house?
Nah, I'm good
>>11820I think you grossly misinterpret what is going on here in an obviously Freudian manner.
This thread, to those who participate in and those who follow, is an ongoing creative series. Its a cartoon show in a manner of speaking, and who fucking knows what will happen next. I'm trying to write the thing for the most part, and almost all of my ideas have gone off in unintended/unplanned directions. What we are now seeing is a consequence of role-playing games in general; even the most experienced player cannot help but make choices based on their limited experience and bias, and can/will often be triggered by events or themes which are consistent with their experience.
Tl;dr
>complaining about drama in an RP thread
Did Lenos finish Tracy's weapon? Or will that take all three weeks?
>is perfectly willing to wait much longer; has rope-dart and Pyro's flame-whip already
P.S. how many animes or other series'
don't involve a bath-house or spa at some point? Low energy germanon.
>>11824I was figuring that that is the project that Lenos would teach Infernius based off of.
Spoiler alert, after the time-skip (which I am going to have to stop browsing and start writing soon >_<) everything will be scripted to have happened, in a manner that is (reasonably) plausible and minimally consequential.
>>11817"Tracy, you can have everything you - everything, all of it - want if only you meet the most basic of conditions. I'll even make it easy for you by making these as limited as possible
First, you will not lie, intentionally deceive, or defraud me, or my associates in the USFL, or the Port Barry government. I'm including the guards at the gates in that.
Second, you will not steal from me, from the USFL, or from any person in Port Barry or under my jurisdiction. If you feel you are entitled to a commission for work done, if you need or want money, or if you must commandeer some item for some immediate purpose, just say so. We will be reasonable.
Thirdly, you will leave poor FAE alone. You will not harass or harm her. She's my mount, and she is true. She is not my waifu nor am I interested in any sexual or romantic way any non-ponies. Likewise, you will not harm or harass any of my associates in the USFL or the Port Barry government
Fourthly, you will NOT play soccer, make soccer balls, speak of soccer, or have anything to do with Soccer. Nothing at all except destroying that blasphemy.
And finally, you will not commit any crimes against those in my jurisdiction. You may not commit arson, murder, or fraud against anyone in town.
All I want to hear from you is "yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." Five "yes"'s. One for each agreed to condition. Now, agree to each condition here in the zone of truth, and be faithful to it, or forfeit the future you always wanted."
>>11826The lying and stealing just legit IRL triggers me, to be honest. I want it banned from the game
>>11827So, what I'm seeing is that Trump would want to establish a treaty between himself and the party; A binding accord whereby characters would not infringe one one another in mutual self-interest.
>>11827>triggers me>want it banned>padalin of trumpIronic,
He could save others from the triggering
But
Not
Himself
>>11828>tfw all problems can be solved through contract lawYay Art of the Deal! Yeah pretty much, although it only concerns the fate of the child. I'd like the rest of the party to join in Trump's claim to the child should Tracy fail to meet the conditions and break them repeatedly and severely. Of course if they are unwilling to support the contract, I guess I'll be satisfied going right back to where we were with a possible civil war.
>>11817"Please understand Tracy that this is a legal settlement between you and I. If you agree to these terms and obey them, I will not contest your claim to custody of the child, besides if course doing my part to support him. But if you do not agree to these conditions or agree and do not abide by them, not only can I not be your husband, I will seek to have you declared unfit to be a mother, and will take full custody of the child. My child will have a loving mother or step mother of morally good character, and I will see to it.
You don't have to agree, and you don't have to change who you are. I am simply giving you the choice of changing who you are and not contesting your claim to the child, or stay who you are and I will contest your claim"
>>11830Recognize that this contract does not extend outside party interactions; Tracy is free to infringe upon whomever she feels entitled to, and Trump will suck it up.
>>11826>>11827>gets back from shopping at ministore>sees this>does math, like the massive faggot he isTheoretically, I could probably out-roll this pretty easily if I wanted to (because I'm playing a level 15 criminally insane psychic rogue), and you're character wouldn't know the difference, but I don't want to.That aside, the real issue though is that you're using this spell the wrong way: it's made to prevent blatant lies, not to create binding contracts. Tracy could be completely willing to agree to something one moment (she's willing to do almost ANYTHING while she's in your presence, when she's in this state), but change her mind later if she changed, and she'd have sociopath-tier opacity about it afterwards because of the Chaotic Mind and Slippery Mind (deadly Yandere combo). Furthermore, Zone Of Truth doesn't account for simple ignorance, lack of understanding, repressed personality traits, or simply not knowing the question. If she were to answer this question, she'd absolutely say "yes" to anything you asked, but it'd be bullshit, from a game-meta and dramatic perspective, for her to completely change instantly and follow through with the binding. A contract of this magnitude that could completely control a character to this degree would cost another spell, a powerful on, several even. If I were to have her say "yes" to everything, it'd be genuine in the moment, but that wouldn't change the fact that she's fucking insane.>>11827That aside...I, the nerd, can do away with the lying-to-your-face, horseshit, because that's simply out of character, and I don't like doing it. As for all that other stuff... well, no promises. I'm playing her as a Yandere, an edgy yandere. She's going to do fucked-up shit while you're not looking if she thinks it gets in the way of her relationship, because that's what yanderes do (and I still want to do it). I she does something fucked-up, she, rationally, would try to cover it up because "he'll hate me if he finds out" or "I don't want him to see this side of me"; so, we have an issue here: you, as a player, would easily see everything she's done, while your character is oblivious; but that won't stop you from investigating and interrogating her. In every decision she makes, she tilt toward the one that seems most likely sustains her relationship: her sincerity depends on how much she trusts you to accept her for who she is and what she's done. She'd accept pretty much any punishment if she believed you'd forgive her, but she'd try to hide herself from you if she believed you'd irredeemably hate her for it. So, the question is, how secure in her relationship can you make her feel? She can't change all at once, but you can change her step-by-step, if you're willing to let her get closer; maybe you can even make her waifu material. If that's what you want, I could give you some pointers.I will type-out a few actual responses in a bit after I'm done with this work, even regardless of whether or not the situation changes; I could write a new one later if I see fit.
In the meantime, let that sink-in and consider what the implications are for The Game.
>>11832If she thinks SOMETHING IS getting in the way of her relationshipfuck proof-reading habits!
>>11833I don't [rppf-read either /)
>>11832Of course Zone of Truth can't prevent future infringement. That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on out, besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questions. I know properly ensuring someone meets with the conditions of their probation is difficult. I do not care. This is important enough to waste time on, to piss off other players with, and to burn half if my spell slots every single play session on
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>>11832And I'm a level 15 Immigration officer. Don't fuck with me
>>11836I'm a lvl 15 meme virgin
>>11835>That's why I must and will be using zone of truth and detect lies in Tracy every single play session from here on outSo, you intend to squeeze daily confessions out of her and punish her accordingly? Hmmm.. I could make that work.
>besides watching her every move, and ask all of the relevant questionsPlease don't bullshit me with long-ass contracts/interrogations again. She'll tell you anything, so long as she believes you can forgive her. Just ask for a confession, 'punish' her accordingly, and give me a chance to make it romantic/cute.
>>11836You're not psychic though.
We have a l15 Paladin
We have a l15 Meme-Wizard/Theurge
We have a l15 Psychopath
and We have a l15 Bull.
Paladin ranks accordingly, Meme-wizard can nao reference divine spells, and psychopath figured out how to animate chains w/ her mind.
Infernius gained ranks in forging, Tracy in potions and magical crafts, Trump in Diplomacy and Perform, and Torcuil in alchemical transmutation.
>>11839How many spells can a Blackguard use per day? I still haven't figured it out...
"Now the concept of Theurgy recognizes that divine spells are brought from and flow from a divine source, a without. It also appreciates that arcane spells are derived and flow from within. Theurgy takes the assertive nature of wizardry and places it in the realm of the observer. YOU become the one to whom you beg for spells, and YOU are the one to grant them," begins one of Lenos' lectures to Torcuil.
"Less Yak-yak, more whack-whack!" he immediately chides Infernius for the umpteenth time.
Meanwhile Tracy, in her newly ground and recently caved-in (to prevent outsiders) lair, makes a great deal of development in telekinesis, specifically the animation of those oh so sexy golded-spike chains.
>>11840moar than palis of equal level desu
Also, Trump fully engages in business and community contracts/projects. He has thoroughly won the hearts and minds of port Barry, and word of his magnificence has begun to draw folk from surrounding communities.
>>11842Isn't Tracy level 2 in Blackguard? Paladin's cast at lvl 4. How many spells?
>>11844I'll answer that when you state what levels Tracy has. e_@
>>11845>when you state what levels Tracy has.I don't actually know how to do this...
>>11846Think of it as a percentile. What percent of Tracy's total experience do you want put where?
The only limit is on wilder, which is 30% max.
>>11847Do prestige classes need experience?
>>11839Whats a Theurge?
>alchemical transmutationLead into gold kinda thing?
>>11838>edgy YandereAnd I am playing as/literally am an equally psychotic paranoiac with experience detecting fraud in asylum applicants
>accept her for who she isI'll repost the Paladin's code since I think it is helpful: "While she may adventure with good or neutral allies, a paladin avoids working with evil characters or with anyone who consistently offends her moral code. Under exceptional circumstances, a paladin can ally with evil associates, but only to defeat what she believes to be a greater evil."
But really beyond that the bigger issue is that a neutral evil outsider cannot raise his child, and there is no negotiating, bullying, bartering, or begging him out of that. It's like seeing your country become communist. Death is preferable, and it is better to watch the whole world burn.
You should have chosen a different target
>he's not psychicYes he is. He can cast "detect lies" which uses the aura of the character. No, he cannot know the truth, only that he is being deceived. But really, just like in asylum law, that's all he needs to know. He doesn't need to know the truth, only that it's being hidden from him.
>punish her accordinglyHow? He has very few things she wants and he has very few ways of harming her. If she breaks the contract repeatedly, or egregiously, or he just doesn't believe she has any intent of complying, then he will take the child and try to leave her, and the consequences will be as they are
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>>11848Just like any other
>>11849Eventually
>>11852>Just like any otherI didn't know this...
Fug...
>>11854This
>>11851I think you misunderstand how difficult she will be to discipline
>>11852Is it possible to save experience for later? I want to save most of it for assassin...
>>11855Of course she's almost impossible to discipline. That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil war
>>11856You can do that
>>11857Thats part of her charm. Choose your path; that of least resistance is to your left, that of most resistance is to your right.
I recommend the middle.
>>11857Did I fucking stutter?Physically smite the evil right out of her; do so on a regular basis.
>>11859Oh god, now I'm thinking bdsm. Kill me
>>11860Oh, NOW he's objecting
>>11861What was I supposed to object to?
>>11862Ur the 1 who said 'kill me'
>>11863Torcuil hurt himself in confusion
>>11864>"confusion"So Trump desires an accord with Tracy to do with - but not limited to - him cumming inside (It happened, I saw the shit).
Any other additions or corrections?
Tracy struggles to define her existence, in relation to professional/personal skills and abilities. Its almost that Tracy is an amorphous identity which her faggot didn't fully appreciate when he took her on.
Sorry, that waas 'rude', Tracy is awesome and I want her to grow and develop as a character and I
mostly won't troll
>>11865As your conseler,
>shugsWhatever
>>11865If you mean pertaining to the consequences of a previous effort, then sure, I guess
>>11860>That's why the contract can't be anything more than a peace treaty, which, if broken, starts a civil warPonies do not understand contracts/treaties and all that hoo-man bullshit. You're over-complicating this.You are a Paladin: you can do this with your eyes shut. Smite the evil right out of her, break her like you would a horse, and make her yours in the way that only you can. If she comes home the next day with blood on her hooves again, physically remove the evil from her being with your paladin powers and set her back on the right course. If she stays on course,
reward her with affection.
>>11868>fuck the evil out of herHave you ever tried to do that to a human woman? It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotions, Abe it gives them a reason to think they own you. So no.
>break her like a horseNow this is more plausible. I'll think about it.
>>11869>Have you ever tried to do that to a human woman?She's not a human woman. She's a magical pony; and this is a fantasy setting.
>>11869>>11870Can't argue with either point TBH
>>11869>In fact, it makes things worse, because it messes with their emotionsPoint taken; sticking your dick in crazy breeds crazy. However, you've already bred her.
>it gives them a reason to think they own youWell, you are married, so...
>>11872Not officially, no
yet, muhuhahahaha
>>11843Huzzah! How many Charisma point do I receive! I don't know if I have made it perfectly clear, but I've had Trumpaladin constantly grinding contract negotiation since the first treasure was recovered. He's doing most of the contracts (procurement, construction) for all of the new buildings. I think this should build his charisma, probably specifically in Diplomacy
>>11870If you did not want to react to Tracy with the contempt, disgust, disdain, mistrust, and general revulsion with which I do to my ex-girlfriend at her worst, then you should not have taken an adorably blue pony of stabbiness and unoriginality and turned her into a real human woman
So to finalize the recent changes and developments, no Trump did not break Torcuil's staff, because I rolled a 5/20 and everyone died otherwise.
Some might consider that the preferable outcome Xp
What did happen is that in the aftermath of the 2nd Soros fight, the city of Port Barry sprung back amazingly, both from Trump's iconic leadership and from 'local contracts' which readily sustain growth and development. I can't seem to find Trump's specific plans for development, but recall them being shrewd as well as prudent, and those buildings and structures are serviceably finished.
Tracy, after discovering through a prolonged conversation with the ants through spoken word and written response, that all the ants really want and need is dead things, which Tracy is most apt at producing. It doesn't really matter the level of decay either, they can/will eat it in exchange for goods and services they can render (mostly limited to digging and fixing things). She has already given a great deal so they are more than willing to assist in the crafting of a sekret lair which (though not getting why) they agree to bury her inside of.
Trump makes great gains in Diplomacy some in Concentration and Bluff, and smaller in other skills that are loosely related.
>>11876That it happened that way only suggests that you are in some way 'haunted' by said human woman
Plz no blank-flank
>>11876>tfw you accidentally tried too hardO-oh.. Okay... I'll fix it...
Infernius gets a crash-course in hitting glowing metal things with other metal things, and can be said to gain some proficiency in weapon-smithing, armorer, and crafting metal. He needs a good roll to make masterwork shit, though.
Torcuil has spent a great deal of time referencing and researching books. Lenos' suggestion about magic sent him in a frenzy from which he has unlocked the ability to cast the full range (divine and arcane) spells,... except not by name, only by meme.
As these developments finalize is when Thez' letter comes through. Initially it was intended to fill in details that I forgot to mention as well as to slightly color the developing story. Also to emphasize the difference in other-plane time-frames in reference to this plane's
>>11880In subjects of alchemy, how many potions does Tracy have time to craft?
Also, can she get an armor plate to protect her middle/torso?
Do I receive extra points for visiting the Holy Site of my Patron Deity?
>>11882Plz tell me you are actually there
>>11877Huzzah! Also I've spent time with weapons training, which should build relevant proficiency, (mostly this is him teaching others; I'm not sure if that does less or involves charisma) and also playing/teaching Football, which should help with strength and religion
Throughout the entirety of time, a few things have been learned about the surroundings, the context, etc.
1. Sechs knows alot. He gladly details that the city of Cardishore is a giant talent-show city geared to exploit helping individuals with talent to get the respect, glory, fame, and wealth they should achieve, and that no one who has ever stood in line has ever been noticed. Cardishore is a metaphor for social media and platforms. You're welcome to stand in line if you must.
Sparintinar (I think that's what it is) is a highly efficient, mostly keeping to themselves but allowing outsiders in, industrial technological city of advanced ability. They do not ally with anyone, are notoriously brutal with troublemakers, but just wanna do their thing, have some fun, and not die in the process.
Krenshall is a special place where no one speaks right and everyone is a genius in some way and fuggin nuts in most others. Don't expect anything other than a wealth of ideas from there.
Oh, there's a town south of the initial ring-walled area. That place is populated by individuals who believe that everything should be shared equally, that the collective is prior to any individual, and that grey is fashionably suitable.
>>11885You lucky ass bastard
So, what are we doing tonight?
Boss?
Training?
Wedding for the happy couple?
>>11885>>11882What day is the Sabbath of your faith?
2. There is a statue of His Imminence John Elway in the tower that speaks into players' minds and provides explanations and detail that no character can provide. Forgot that bit didn't ya.
3. That the developing infrastructure of Port Barry is set in motion. Individual directives will take requisite time, but by and large the machine is now self-sustaining and growing in the desired directions. Players need not micro-manage, they can direct and delegate.
>>11889>provides explanations and detail that no character can provide.I remembered that it could heal and speak, but what guidance can it provide?
>tfw you've been intentionally avoiding the shrine, because you were afraid it would instantly vaporize a divegrass player
In the process of crafting potions (she can have 3) Tracy realizes that something doesn't add up with regard to the merchant in Pip. She can't put her hoof on it, but the way he dismissed her being a talking pony, his professed lack of knowledge about Cardishore even though its a huge city/event thats only like 10 miles away, something just doesn't pass the sniff test.
>>11888I would presume Sunday, since it is the biggest Football night (of course, Trumpaladin is USFL rite and not NFL rite, which I think changes the playing season, I think from the Fall to the Spring. Maybe it changes the days of the week as well).
>>11890>it would instantly vaporize a dive grass playerYes it would. If you need to go to confession, please go to the ticket booth at the Stadium
>>11891Can I fast-travel there?
Also
>dimeterium bombs (because fuck mages!)>Magic Vestment +5>Undetectable alignment>>11894Stop trying to decide the game meta.
>>11895Who here has Elway as a primary Deity besides me?
>>11895Yes, and you will. I imagine upon reasoning this Tracy will have many questions for good shopkeeper.
Also in the intervening period came a slightly awkward therapy session where characters hashed out their most glaring differences. I saw no objection to the accord that they be honest with one another if not those who they interact (meaning non-players) and so I will state that the accord was made, if not with reservation.
>>11896"Ooooh! I do!"
>>11898Elway is Kek, Elway is all Footballs and Football. You will learn
>>11895Keep your alignment open, or the deal is off
Also I can't play for a few hours
>>11900K. I don't know that everyone is available yet anyway. I'm just lengthily dumping the variety of stuff thats happened for the time being; its still cinematic
>>11896Tracy praises Epona for giving her a foal.
>>11900ok
Switch that to Good Hope.
With the requisite rebuilding of the Port, a variety of tradesmen and artisans (structural, agricultural, even aquatic) have ventured to the port. The overall labor pool has increased in both size and competence, and the traffic to/from the port (by land and sea) has increased dramatically. The farmer's market in the square, once a local-exclusive event - now draws large crowds from many demographics. What was once a simple assortment of grown vegetables has developed into a bazaar of goods and trades, large and small.
Good Hope = Neutral Good
In her research and inquiry, Tracy learns that this realm does not have an assassin's guild to speak of. While individual assassins exist, there is no organization to speak of. Ultimately it seems that in order for her to become an assassin (its almost like GM is being persnickety) she has to complete a very lengthy task that he's going to iterate shortly.
>>11902Very good, Mrs. Sentry.
Throughout this all, Sad Alex watches as stuff goes on without him. He feels alone, absent/apart, and utterly aside. His only repreive comes from Ryuk. He also gets a letter from Ponimaru btw, but it is only pic related. He is certain there is some sort of message, but can't quite figure out what.
>>11904>this realm does not have an assassin's guild Imma' make my own guild, with blackjack and hookers.
*reads all the books on assasins and guild-making*
>>11907Like I didn't know you were gonna say that. In order to establish a guild, you will need a high profile target though,....
Tracy receives another notice from Thez.
"Hey. Pretend this was included in one of the others okay? I wouldn't want my faggot to have an aneurism trying to figure out where in the timeframes this occurred. But, if you really want to kill a guy and make a spectacle, there is JUST such a guy. I don't know exactly what he's calling himself these days, but I do know he's established himself as a bit of an Emperor. His city lies far to the north-east, and he used to go by the name "Kefka Palazzo", so 'emperor Palazzo' or 'Lord Kefka' should reveal desirable information. Kill him, make a spectacle of it, and you'll get more than ranks in assassin."
>t. Thez
>>11907I,... is that,... Akuma Tracy?!
"Shut up faggot!"
>>11908Do all characters know this because it was in the original letter?
>>11913No, that was a character-specific mention to Tracy, though she would do well to mention it around Lenos.
>>11914Has Tracy left for the road yet?
*mentions it to Lenos as she thanks him for the weapon*
>>11917I assume she hasn't
Trump meanwhile discovers that Sugoito - in spite of balance and proficiency issues (its almost like it was not intended to be a weapon, or the weapon it is was intended to be another weapon entirely) breaks things quite readily. Given its attack damage and bonuses, the saw-blade side is not terribly effective, while the blunt side snaps things in half with one or two swings. If players are vaguely curious the geometry and theme are based largely off this video:
https://youtu.be/CJrGA3J0nB8>>11917L> Oh fuck, that guy? She was always going on about him once. "That motherfucker" this, and "I'm gonna bathe with his intestines". Apparently he fucked her over back before I was brought to the game, and now he's some fancy big-wig now."
Well, I'd wait just a sec cuz she probably won't be going solo, unless she wants that expressly.
holy shit it took longer to catch up than i thought.
>>11920Last-minute additions or corrections?
>>11920I was just thinking about having Tracy eat you.JK
>>11922i feed my dog but otherwise everyting seems fine.
>>11923>>11921hello my fellow faggots
>>11927Doge is not for sexual
>>11926Nice gif
>>11927I WOULDN'T RPPE DOGGO
Shit
I gotta go for about an hour
Sorry
>>11932Stop apologizing! We understand that playing this game is a luxury of time and effort, depending on sorted responsibilities and fulfilled obligations. "I gotta go for about an hour" is quite sufficient. ^_^
>>11933hey gm there is something i want to do during the time skip.
"They've come a long way in a very short amount of time. I don't mind saying that,..."
Yes, its kind of surreal. They're already tackling their inner biases and realigning toward the 'prize'. It has been far more successful that I'd ever have wagered.
"I was going to say,..."
I know what you were 'going' to say, but if you SAY it, it ruins,... hold on.
>>11934Yes of course.
>>11935i want to form my own order of knights that act as a police force, think the Teutonic order.
>>11936>Teutonic order.>Not recreating the Schutzstaffel in the name of your patron diety
>>11936With your reputation amongst the people (you were being observed during all your more or less than foolish chivalry) you wlll have little difficulty. I haven't rolled yet, but I can readily rule "More than one" answering to such a venture.
>>11940I know, but this is religion: names matter.
>>11941"Not really, technically...." Lenos is cut off as a haggard and worn-haired Torcuil clamps his hands around Lenos' mouth.
>>11939so not one person wants to join?
>>11944>>11945What part of 'more than one' did you trollishly miss?
>>11947Good thing you got back so soon.
>*yanks dull knife out of haggis*
>>11949You were just a few minutes short of an hour: right on time.
I thought it was a running joke at this point.>miss game night>get >raped, and potentially eaten
>>11936We have a Tuetonic order formed
Please, everyone is right on time.
"... IIITS CHRISTMAS TIME!!!
Thez screams out, not realizing the time-delay.
At this point, I'm ready to go. Story, character its all good.
>>11951Tuetonic
>>11952>tfw christmas decorations at walmart last week
>>11953That's what I said
>>11952Ready to kill shit.
>>11953Goddamn consumerist kikes want to sell their shit to Mr. and Mrs. Goyim as early as possible.
>>11953Sorry, was a movie-nite reference. Thez and I r watching. Its a classic.
>>11958Nightmare Before Christmas. Sorry, bully is my first instinct
Can we get a move on? It's 11:00 where I am, and I want to kill something tonight.
>>11961*puts away BBQ tools*
>>11962reee im not just a piece of meat.
>>11963It's just the hormones. We're cool.
>>11962Except for inserts, this cant be accommodated. Rest unabashedly. Thank you for your time, I hadn't expected progress tonight.
>>11965>no killing tonightOh.. okay...
[Disappointed bloodthirsty pony noises]
Still ready to play though.
>>11966She'll be fine. I'll be up early, and its first come first serve, progressively. ^_~
>>11967Are we still doing cinematic mode?
>>11966Pets pony
Offers sugar sugar cube
>>11968Yes, within reason until everyone is present, with exception 4 vlad(torc)
>>11969*graciously laps up sugar cube*
*brushes against leg affectionately*
[loving pony noises]
>wants to inquire about lewd-sensoring
>doesn't want to interrupt
Uhm, nothing. Carry on
>>11970I've been here
Waiting
>>11973I know that, and appreciate it. Could I ask a general timeframe so I can fit it into PST (a window so to speak)? I don't want to exclude or differentiate, and Torcuil is a favorite of mine (and her's).
>>11973I shall declare "Game on" in a manner which is more considerate of your timing. This is wrote.
>>11972RP's should always have 12% loods minimum.
>>11974Who is (((her)))?Um,
I'm usally on 9pm to 12-1am EST
>>11976Sadly mobile post so no loods
>>11978>Putting echo-parentheses around "her">Not recognizing ThezF
>>11978>who is 'her'Why, whoever could GM mean?
>>11982>>11981>>11979I throw myself off a cliff
But I'm so god damn retarded, I fail at that too
>>11983"Don't worry, someone will be there to catch you!
They'll then carry you to the top, and then throw you off again! Its a cycle!"
Sits down, deeply emotionally concerned. Puts pony across lap and tries to calm himself by petting her soft coat
>>11986[affectionate, comforting pony noises]
*brushes cheek against your chest*
>>119781a EST = 10p PST
Got it. Game will begin no later than 2p PST.
>>11988= 5p EST but wanted digis
>>11985I fucking love those memes.
>tfw psionic enemy consumes your brain
>>11991>tfw that will be me destroying brains.
>>11991>remembers is playing psionic, anthrophagic monsterIs there a feat I can use to gain power by consuming enemy's brains or other body parts? I was going to do it anyway.
>>11992*contemplates eating brain*
>>11993Pulls pony's ear, causing sharp pain
>>11993>cant eat my brain if i eat yours first.
>>11994[cute pained pony sounds]
"I-I'm sorry, Flashy. I had another evil thought.."
>>11995Fucking bring it on, you dumb bull!
>>11993No, your brain consumption is limited to avocational
>>11995Can't eat what wasn't there to begin with
>>11997Idk what that even means, but okay...
Any other feats she could take in that ballpark, consumption-wise?
>>12000he finally did it we can all go home.
>>12000>tfw someone else takes the role, after you learn self restraint>not claiming Trollestia
>>11999This isn't going to work, is it?
>>11999>>12000This, unironically
>>12002U should be proud
>>12003The accord was between players. You got over Thez eating a face didn't you?
>>12003im not familiar with any feats that do that, but the gm could make one,
>>12001>packs bagsNice playing with you
>>12002I dont need to. By fixing your relationship, Trumpbwill give up on her
Spoiler alert, Trollestia was claimed before she was a manifest character. The rest has been trolling.
>>12006>implying he even will
>>12003>implying she said it out loud or even had the thought, and that wasn't just her megalomaniac of a faggot talking about edgy powers he wants to use>not wanting a waifu and warhoers that gets stronger by devouring your enemiesI haven't found anything in the wikis that allow it, so probably no... (still want to thpugh)
>>12007>spoiling it this hard>not using the spoiler functionWhy'd ya have to tell us that, m8?
>this is why he hasn't given poor Torc more chances to talk with Trollestia
>>12007Wat
So, who gets her?
>>11997>limited to avocationalWait, what does that mean?
>>12008Fukkin SAVED
>>12009Cuz otherwise there'd be sperging into the next half-session. Ask me how I know that e_e
>>12010You do. You're the initial reason she's even here.
>hogfather reference
>>12009>warhorse that devours enemiesKill it with fire
>>12010I claimed her, remember
>>12011No benefits or consequences, you'll drink blood and eat brains recreationally dammit!
>>12013ok then i claim Fae.
>>12016She's not even a pony
>>12017dosent matter infernuis has needs.
>>12014I'll figure something out...!>>12013>implying she's not immune to fire
>>12016>cheating on THEZ!
>>12018No respect for Thez, I see
>>12021>lecturing others about respect for waifus
>>12020>>12021shes not with us anymore :'( she would want it this way.
>>12023>she would want me to cheat on her
>>12025>implying shes being chaste, remember how much time she spent in the brothel?
>>12026Your open relationship disgusts me. Either way, Fae is instructed to burn on sight
>>12025and she said me and tracy could shsre her remember?
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!
<ahem>>>12016"Wut?!"
>>12018"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
You asked for it>>12020>>12021"THANK you!"
>>12022kek
>>12023>agitated trembling intensifies>>12026>fight clubTOTALLY missed the references. Oooh, thats gonna hurt.
>>12028THAT part is true.
>>12023>inb4, Infernius gets raped my a herd of wild zebrasDid you not swear to carry her back from the abyss in your arms?
>she would want it this wayGrill yourself, bbq sauce mascot!
>>12026Grow a pair, faggot! GM trusted you with his tulpa: treat her well.
>implying a big lizard is worth ruining your relationship>>12024Not at all.
>>12027Draggones don't have fire, but Tracy would do it if you asked.
>>12027you being a dick disgusts infernuis.
>>12028*Disgust intensifies*
>>12031How am I being a dick? What is your issue?
>>12029me still love thez but my balls blue.
>>12031*contemplates removing 3-inch penis*
>>12035Okay, that made me rofl
>>12033me still salty about you no helping in fight.
>>12034Go jerk yourself like you did before Thez took your virginity, you ingrate.
>>12034That is just repulsive. Even I am better than that
>>12037Kindly get the hell over it, I misjudged the situation a month ago and I misjudged Thez
>>12034>Cleric not being able to handle blue ballsAnyone else think that Infernius would make a better Cleric if he became a steer?
>>12037I had respect for your dedication during that fight. That respect is almost gone now.
For FUTURE reference (as in, doesn't affect current gameplay XD) this is one of many reason Thez favored the whorehouse. Despite the ignominous nature of whoredom, there is an inherent appreciable and sensual (beyond the obvious) nature to the vocation of whore. One doesn't just happen across being one, nor "suddenly decide" to become one, but it takes a sage to be one willfully, knowingly, and deliberately. Mary Magdalene comes to mind.
"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
>>12039>contemplates if i should stop drinking.
While I am somewhat supportive of multiple waifus where it's out of love and respect to each partner, to seek a new partner when you have a committed one purely for sexual motive is just disgusting
>this close to just saying "get him girl"
>>12044>battering against astral-wall intensifiesOh, it will play out eventually. ^_^
Seriously though, if I were the judge, I'd say this were enough to lose the Cleric class.
I say we should castrate the bull as atonement.
>>12043*walks to the church to attone for my sins by flogging myself for 7 days straight with no rest* in antempt to say "i am sorry please forgive me outbust friends me didmt mean it please accept my apology."
>>12046Please, she shares my consciousness. I couldn't hide my experience from her if I tried.
>>12047Technically, its not outside Rockwell-ism so his cleric-ness remains intact.
>>12045Oh shit infernius, you fucked up big time.
>Screwing-up this hard for a crack at a fucking lizard-cat
>>12049Yeah, but he is also in the domain of Hitlerism: degenerates get castrated.
Only after he atones fully should he have his oysters back.
>>12048See
>>12048It's not enough.
>>12051get one of the priests lets do it, i am truly sorry.
>>12049Alright, whatever is necessary to avenge this slight against your astral partner
Sic 'em girl!
>>12050>>12051>>12052It is seen and noted where
mostly your intentions are righteous. Leave this for future; it has/will not me omitted.
>>12055no this is a major offence take infernuis testicles.
Quick reminder, actual gameplay is to commence at 2/5 pm Pst/Est
>>12057"Oh, I'll have,...."
Now is not the time for such declarations. Consider the immediate situation.
>>12054"Right away, Flashy!"
>>12053No need for that. We can fulfull your atonement right here.
*unsheaves castrating knife*
"This is for your own good, you cheater!
Pull down your pants and start praying!"
>>12061*makes painfully-thin hairline cut around balls*
"PRAY HARDER, YOU FILTHY CHEAT!"
>>12062EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FHURER
>>12060"No, stop. This is better in a way. Otherwise Thez would have become an obsessive cunt not unlike the tsundere Trump REEEE's about.
>>12062"You too, though I can see you have grounds as well (not lit but fig)."
>>12063*slices balls clean-off with surgical precision*
"REPENT!!!"
>Infernius in now a steer and retains his honor and clerical powers, if not losing most of his dignityIs there a freezer we can store them in until he earns them back?
>>12064Idk what you mean, but it already happened.
I hope Thez forgives Infernius for being a retarded dipshit tonight.
A vague and translucent image of Thez appears, for story element.
"I forgot for a moment. I forgot that he is him (indicating Infernius, a bull), she is her (Tracy, a psychotic), and he's that guy (Trump, a megalomaniac {what, he is!}," she says.
"Don't hurt him, please. He's said some jackass shit, but guys say stupid shit all the time. Beside that,... he,... he said some things,...
... please don't hurt him"
THAT was the most out of character thing I've ever had to rype.
>don't think I deliberately omitted Torcuil, he's the golden boy as far as you lot are concerned
>>12067Yes rype. Deal with it.
>>12067>… please don't hurt himIt's a bit late for that...
We can restore his balls in a bit later. This much proves his atonement and dedication.
>>12069*pats back*
I know that feel...
>>12069that feel being having to type stuff out of character.
>>12070no one said "don't damage him", the request was "don't hurt"
>>12072He's as hurt as he will be tonight.
Now, where can his jewels be stored?
>>12067me sorry thez,tracy take horns too
>>12073Put 'em with the robots
>>12074>as though he can arbitrateOh? Would you like to be specific as to how things should have gone? I'm sure all parties are listening intently.
>>12075i blame my faggots drunkeness, but its not just his fault its mine aswell i am deeply sorry i shouldnt have said anything please forgive me.
>>12077Thez image smacks u across the face.
"Of COURSE you should be ashamed! You should repent for EVER denying your manhood and instinctual drives! What the fuck do you think a whorehouse is for? Posterity? Aesthetics? Dudes have needs, I know that (>is from hell and KNOWS that)."
>>12074[confused look]
"..Well, if you insist..."
*whips out bone saw*
"I hope this teaches you not to be a retard and try to cheat on your waifu with random animals."
*begins sawing-off horns, painfully slowly*
>sawing horns make the most excruciating screeching noise"You can only have
one waifu." she whispers into your ear "Remember that."
While we're at it
*collects Minotaur blood*
*collects horn dust*
They have to be useful for something.
>>12079This did happen though, in the shock and sudden change of apparent heart.
"Save one for me!" vision-Thez calls to Tracy as Thez' magic wears out.
>>12078*sawing stops*
[confused look]
>'Well, where do we go from here?'her face says
>>12080wait my balls are ok?
Hypothetically, can astral entities attack other astral entities? Like.. the souls of the deceased?
>>12082*sawing resumes, slowly and painfully*
What did she want her to save?
>>12083Barely, but yes. Your horns,... not so much.
>>12083Tracy has them, so no.
>>12084Souls and/or undead are etheric, not astral. Having said, yes astrals can attack materials, as can etherics. Materials are kind of screwed when it comes to non-material tampering.
>>12087Can etherics attack other etherics?
Technically the request for restraint occurred before the castration. Also technically, these occured so close that it is more a matter of "in progress" than "In advance"
Tl;dr Tracy lit has Infernius' balls (technically they're Thez' balls) so keep them nice.
>inb4 "But" or w/e
You're the one who had to spike her departure with "I do."
I suppose its my fault, but not exclusively.
>>12089Is there a way to store them?
>>12090D-do the souls of the deceased immediately become ethereal..?
>>12092>squeeeeeeeeAnd here, I though I had you pinned.
>>12093Store, yes no requirement (a box is fine)
>deceasedYes, and their ethereal presence only lasts about 4 secs before evaporating.
>>12095For current events, Thez is a denizen of hell. Its not like the male impulse is unknown or unaccounted for, she's good with it and knows what to expect. What she didn't expect was guilt or shame. #winning
>>12094O-oh.. oh..! That's frightening..
>>12096me feel bad about what me said.
>>12098me have deep shame.
>>12098>>12099You'll have plenty of time for that. Tomorrow begins "Season 2" of the Game!
>>12097Really though.. fug!
>>12101>TracynisBretty gud
>>12100If I succeed in getting my target, please give Tracy some time to do what I want with him before finishing him, and make a great opening scene for the guild.
It will be spectacular.
>>12103Oh, we hope it will be spectacular, and he MOST-OF has it coming (no conflicts of alignment or w/e)
hey can i do one more thing b4 time skips time is up?
"Tracy, I don't think it could possibly work out between us"
Also, are there poisons that paralyze instead of killing?
>>12106>implying you don't want to see it tooThere's
NO WAY your character can get any feeling of what I'm thinking, because it hasn't even crossed her mind
yet.
>saying that out loud to her>muh flowcharts!I'll just ignore that, for the sake of the story.
>>12109It has nothing to do with the paralysis or Inferius
>>12109>flowchartsYeah I know how women work. There is a reason I don't pursue relationships anymore
>>12106That was assertive, decisive, fair, but overall resolute.
Advantage Trump (not a soccer reference Xp)
And I'll shut up cuz stuff
>>12113hey can i tell you what i want to do in rabbit?
>>12115And you. I think I know what you are planning as well
>>12115If its not lewd, yes
>>12118Why did you mention earlier that you wanted to create your own Tuetonic order? Why, when we have one, already started with a small partly trained army, that you lead into battle, that worships both Rockwell and Football, and that I agreed to let you name?
>>12118>requesting private>not expecting trolling 'cuz^_~
its up
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
>>12119thats the one i was talking about. i am gonna hand pick the men over the timeskip.
>>12109I kind of do want to see it, but not if it's going to be constant "let's see what I can do that he wouldn't like but doesn't know about." That shit is just grating and intolerable
>>12121Oh okay. But the men have already been selected. It's everyone who fought against the demons, and isn't consumed with other work. Of course if you want to select a special forces or something, then sure
>>12123yea like a band of space marines.
>>12124*desire to know more intensifies*
>>12109Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do? I know a real woman would just lie, go behind his back, and generally play the "what he doesn't know" game, but that shit gets on my nerves like pretty much nothing else, and I'd definitely kick that person out of my life if I trusted then that little.
\r
>>12125im gonna order them suits of magical plate armor the best enchanted wepons we can get our hands on and verious magical items that give them "psycher powers"
>>12127You really do want to become a Jedi. Now this is a great way to serve penance. What could they do with psionic powers?
>>12129Yes, its still not too late for that
Other players as well, now's the time to cement their 'position' wrt levels,, advancement, or w/e
>>12130your ok with me making a space marine force?
>>12131The "space" is questionable atm, but a marine force that is capable of being space-marines is CERTAIN:Y in the cards.
"I never though,..."
Don't even start. I warned you from the beginning. No bully, no hate, this was inevitable and THE MOST SANE outcome.
"... still hurts tho."
And quit with that shit too! I'll spare any adversity I can, but this is YOYO territory,
"Thats fair,"
>12134
"That made me laugh, thanks. Sleep well everyone"
I have one goal
As much caffine as possible so I can latt a night for once
>>12141D-did Tracy give Infernius a vasectomy?
>>12142>VasectomyShe castrated him.
>>12142He made him a steer
>>12143Real question
Whats the difference
>>12144No, really?
I thought she made him a heifer
>>12145Vasectomy just keeps the sperm from getting to the prize, without cutting anything off.
Castration is removing the oysters.
>she made him a heiferSame thing as a steer.
His clerical powers will be slightly stronger now.
>>12143A vasectomy is a procedure whereby certain tubes that connect the testicles to the or us are severed, so that sperm will not be released in ejaculation. Castration is the complete physical removal of the testicles
>heiferYou just asked if he was given a vasectomy and we said he was castrated
>>12146responf to my remarks from last night
>>12149Everything after "Travy's faggit gies to bed
>>12147>heiferSarcasm
I know what a steer is
>>12146Today I learned
>>12122He won't be anywhere in the vincinity, and he wouldn't know unless he asked for every detail.
>>12126>Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do?Well, to a certain extent. I have to keep her in character too (that means ccasional bursts of irrational violence, and extreme edge). She at least she won't do anything spooky right in front of him, but shit could happen in secret when they're apart (I'm going to do it whether you like it or no; best Trumpaladin not ask too many unnecessary, prying questions about shit that happens in other countries). Sure she's still going to kill
someone tonight, but Thez says he's got it coming, and Trumpaladin only told her not to harm the good residents of Port Barry, and I still want that Assassin title.
Anyway, the shit I'm planning is so abstract Trumpaladin wouldn't even
think of telling her not to do it. (I need to have fun too!)
>>12126Look, if Trumpaladin says "no eating human brains," and she assents, that means she needs to be relied upon not to eat human brains, there or anywhere, no matter whose brains it is.
Tell her her Flashy has trust issues from a previous relationship and from difficult times at work, and his issues need to be accomidated for just as surely as hers
>something so abstractNo soul vore
>>12108For GM only:
Seriously though, I want Tracy to let out most of her pent-up edge at once, and for that he's gonna have to stay alive through the entire ordeal. It's going to be messy. Should I swap-out one of those potions for regeneration?
>>12153>'no whateverthefuck'>implying Trumpaladin, being a paladin, would even think of any of that abstract crapYou're confusing character knowledge with player knowledge again (typical self-insert). Trumpaladin wouldn't tell her what he wouldn't think of himself. If he had the intuition to even
think of telling her
not to to do spooky shit like that, he'd be a more perverted edgelord than she is. Stop concerning yourself with shit I might or might not do, and focus on what your character is doing. Trumpaladin can put limitations on what Tracy can do,
within his realm of understanding, but
you can't tell
me what I can do with Tracy's character when they're apart.
Also
>giving me ideas
>>12155>confusing player knowledge whateverOkay, fine. If I know it, it's bad enough. I've lived through enough scheming and plots and deception and all that to where it's just unpleasant
>>12156>scheming and plots and deceptionThis isn't a scheme. She'll think of whatever I have her do on the spot.
All you'll have to do is ask when she comes home. It might take a bit of healthy paddling to get the whole confession though.
>>12157No vore of any kind
>>12158Roooooo! I wasn't thinking of doing that, but I might just do that now if you push me. I'm not promising anything, except that she won't lie about it when asked, so stop giving me ideas.Do not try to nerf me! I am playing the rogue, the assassin and the blackguard at the same time: basically, I'm the designated edgelord. If you want Trumpaladin to put limitations on Tracy's behavior, you'll have to do it through character-to-character interactions.g2g for a few hours
>>11908>kill an emperorWould these emperor-less people be in need of a new emperor, per chance?
>>12158It won't be sexualized, but people are definitely going to get eated.
>>12160Oh yeah. They need one now.
One thing I forgot to mention: everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
>>12161>people are going to get eaten and you won't even be able to masturbate to itEww. Can we not
>3 points for attributesUh.. What?
>>12161By the way, where is Trollestia? Can I speak with her? Woo her with my digits and tweets? Can she show me her tweets and forum comments? Maybe find a nice romantic spot for dinner?
Any chance she is looking to be a step-mother?
>>12162Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Cha
You can add 3 points. You get 1 point at every 4 exp levels, and since we're at a point that knowing the precise scores is going to matter, they should be applied. If I were Trump, I'd apply them to Cha, Con, and Str.
>>12163You're welcome to try
>>12163As your marriage consuler, I strongly dis approve
But where is she actually?
Torc is reading shit in his cave, learning about memes. Burning everything titled "Behind the Meme"
>>12165I would expect she's in the tower stable
>>12164I shall apply them accordingly
I go to the stables and meet Trollestia. I present to her my digits
>>8888 →,
>>9999 →,
>>10000 →, and no less than five tweets, a video of Megyn Kelly interviewing a woman about a strange recording of Donald Trump pretending to be producer, only to realize on air that Trump submitted the video and she's being trolled, a recording of Trump saying Mitt Romney "isn't rich," an actual television add that says "he will cut the head off ISIS
and take their oil," "the wall just got ten feet higher," and calling CNN "fake news" at a press conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3edsMzHkAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ls5ZtJWZshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ud3iDCZ_MAAfter doing this, I ask her if she is interested in getting covfefe together
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>>12167T> My, I am greatly impressed by recurring digits on a nazi horsefucker board. Whatever you say, I am at your service.
>>12168*Somewhat surprised by this result*
"want to get covfefe together?"
>>12169T> I will gladly, as soon as you explain what covfefe is.
>>12170"Well, the true meaning of the term is classified, relating to old government secrets from the Truman Era totes not relating to Roswell and contact with alien civilizations. But here, I'm using it as a memey way of referring to coffee. That is to say, I am asking you on a date"
>>12171T> And what do you intend by this 'date'?
>>12172"To make of you a waifu"
>>12173T> I thought thats what the digits were about
>>12174"Proper respect requires more than mere digits"
>>12175T> I see. Then out of respect, you should get down on all fours.
>>12177T> Come back anytime!
>>12178There are Top Keks,
Then there is this
back for a little bit
>>12161>everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.I don't have any idea how to distribute this wisely... Any suggestions?
Also, can someone explain the difference between prestige multi-classing and regular multi-classing?
>>12161>It won't be sexualizedAlso this.
Nothing will be made needlessly sexual,
unless of course someone requests it.
>>12180Tracy would probably want Dex, and 2 in Int (4 psi)
>>12180Prestige works the same as reg. multi-classing. Once the minimum requirements are met, you can gain exp as normal in prestige class.
>>12178*comes back into the room, closes the door and sits down in whatever exists to sit upon*
"Fuck it"
"Can we talk? Not like in any sort of romantic way, but more of... I need someone to talk to"
"I think you already know why I am here"
*starts taking off jacket and shoes, with clear hatred to the removed articles of formal clothing. Evidently this is not with the intent to become naked, because the removed articles are replaced with much less formal wear, like tennis shoes and a plain black jacket*
>>12183T> I'm listening, and if you're not trying to woo, I may even have legitimate responses. I don't know why you're here though.
>>12180The storyline will begin with Tracy talking to Sechs. The previous in-game night is when the counseling session took place. It is in talking to Sechs that Tracy realizes that the Pip shopkeeper couldn't possibly not have known what Cardishore is or is about, whether he has been there or not. Sechs describes that EVERYONE knows about Cardishore, its one of the weallthiest nation-cities in the world.
Also, the world is comprised of smaller and larger nation-cities, with small towns and villages interspersed.
>>12181What would be good for Torc?
I'm thinking dextarity and wisdom, but idk
>>12186I'd go with 1 Int and 2 WIs (since he can cast divine spells now)
>>12188I'll do one in each
>>12184"It that damned Tracy. She's always been the edge lord OC, killing off bad OCs, avenging waifus who are cheated on... She's been stabby and castrating; making a soccer ball out of some white knight's ass. All that is no issue. But now cannibalism? At some point the edginess for the sake of edginess is just Reddit-tier. She's become the Rick and Morty of OCs. Or worse *almost vomits while saying this* she's become like Brickleberry, or Family guy long after its decline. It's like reading certain posts on /pol/. You're just trying too hard"
>>12189K, now all I have to do is find the particular thread where the stats are listed ~_~
>>12190he presents pic related to help make his point
"Just, like, we get it. You're edgy"
>>12138infernuis love thez, me realized what you ask after me left rabbit.
>>12190T> Kek. Well as a character Tracy isn't very well defined outside her edge, at least as far as I'm aware of. She fits a rogue-mold quite nicely, who are often cut-throats and brigands. I think you're just not used to be working in concert with her type of character. She serves an essential function, being the only character who can stealth/backstab/w/e and now she's getting freaky psychic with chains.
>>12195>I think you're just not used to working with her type of characterIn his cave Torciul feels a disterbence...
Almost like someone repeated advice to Trump that he had been giving for weeks...
He shrugs it off and resumes reading
>>12147>>12146gm said my nuts are fine m9
>>12194The ride continuesI'm never gonna hear the end of thisNoted
>>12197They are, they're just not attached at the moment.
Kidding, Infernius has a regeneration device.
>>12195"Yeah, I think that's about accurate. I get the castrating an unfaithful husbando and sometimes people need a good stabbing. But eating human flesh? I mean, Cupcakes was a tolerable enough if overrated fan fic when it came out, but to do it all these years later? I don't think I've ever seen this associated with Tracy.
Who's writing this? This sounds more like what you'd find in a Deviant Art page, or is best described by the sort of tags you'd black list on e621 or Derpibooru."
>>12181The only thing I wanted out of Wilder was the Psionic Surge (aka Yandere-power), and maybe a couple occasional weak mind tricks that affect the self: I wasn't intending to go full Darth Vadar.
>>12182What if I only want one level in the prestige class? Does that take exp?
Also, it seems I misunderstood
>Taking a prestige class does not incur the experience point penalties normally associated with multiclassing.What are the drawbacks to multi-classing?
>>12190>Reddit and NormieFucking delet this, in the name of old /mlp/. I don't mind if you dislike Tracy
(this began as an autistic way of punishing you), but comparing oldfag memes to that garbage is unacceptable. Nopony deserves to be associated with that crap, especially not beloved oldfag OCs.
>cannibalismFirst of all, ponies eating non-ponies is not cannibalism, although I get your drift.
Second of all, I wasn't even planning on making that a recurring motif
(except for when there are infernals about); the cannibalism meme is mostly derevived from Anons calling her a rip-off of Pinkamena: the Leatherface of Ponyville.
>>12199>he has them back>Tracy still has them though... Are they useful in any way?
>>12164infernuis
Str=21
Dex=9
Con=18
Intelligence=10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats
>Dodge>Psionic Weapon>Greater Psionic Weapon>Wounding Attack>Psionic Body>Psionic Dodgepsionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition, Defensive
inventory
endless bandage
sleves,stone,belt
am i missing anything?
>>12201>pretending to be a /mlp/ oldfag
>>12203I browsed /mlp/ for a bit more than a year in 2012. I left for a while after losing interest and I don't consider myself an oldfag. I do remember that it was a lot edgier back then than it is today.
>>12204That's not what you've been saying. Oh whatever
>>12201Yes. Gaining a prestige class consumes one experience level.
>>12201Only that you have to split your experience depending on how you want to advance. There's supposed to be an xp consequence, but the xp system is already convoluted AF so I'm going with 'nah'.
Of course they're useful. Off the top of my head, they would make a great regent for a Bull's Strength potion.
>>12202Uhm,... nope. Thank you. Also, have you put ON the sleeves? I've got some detail to provide when you do.
>>12206i put them on now,i put them on the safe way.
>>12203But seriously though, Rick and Morty? I've been basing this stuff off of Nicholas Cage movies and a greentexts.
>>12205Sometimes I lie like a Jew when I'm too embarrassed to admit that I forgot everything after leaving the fandom for so long.
I never asked for Tracy's stats because I wanted to keep shit ambiguous. Can I see them?
>>12207Okay, first you should be aware that the Girdle gives +5 to Str. This is important, because the sleeves are semi-cursed. More on that in a minute.
>>12209Uh sure,....
Str 11
Dex 16
Con 10
Wis 9
Int 13
Cha 11
>>12210i would try to find my stats
but I'm still restricted to mobile posting, so it'll lag like hell
>>12210B-b-b-but muh Earth pony strength!
I guess it makes sense though...
What about in her Cauchemar form?
>>12212Those aren't written in stone. I didn't even roll them TBH, I'm just thinking of how Tracy has been portrayed, as well as how she appears. A bonus to strength makes sense cuz earth pony and barbarian (is she still?).
>>12208Just don't deliberately try to piss me off, please
>>12214Hillary Clinton is better>runs like hellUSER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>12210ok i put the girdle on first then the sleeves.
>>12217Unnecessary, you did that before when you swallowed the regen stone.
>still looking for the stats in previous threads
>>12213>is she stillWell fug... Well, I really do like Rage, but illiteracy is kind of a huge drawback when all knowledge stats can be maxed-out at the library... I switched to Wilder because Psionic Surge was closer to "yandere power", although it's not the same as Rage...
Could I just hold off the concrete decisions until I get that Assassin title, and redistribute points from there? Unless of course you'd like to offer a strong suggestion here.
>>12214Don't tempt me.
>>12219You can, but that will mean that you won't get your full attack bonuses.
>>12222SHIT
I wasn't paying attention
I guess its time
Infernius is the closest thing we have to a priest...
>>12223Not you, faggot.
>>12220Well that fucking sucks..!
Can I trade-in levels in Rogue for levels in Assassin later? I just want to wisely allocate my resources.
>>12224I know that
But you and Trump cant get married without a priest
>>12223Found yours:
S: 11
D: 14
C: 12
I: 16
W: 14
Ch: 11
I don't think I specified Trumps, so I'll wing it.
S: 13
D: 11
C: 12
I: 13
W: 14
C: 16
Also yeah, I'd put Tracy's Strength at 13, and Con at 11.
>>12226>youI'm not self-inserting into this madness.
Infernius already said he would be the one to marry the two.
>>12227REEEEEEEEE!!! I need more strength then a mud pony
>>12230You have those three points,....
Also, realize that anything above an 11 is exceptional for a human.
>>12231Ugh! I'll just continue as specified before
>>12229[indecisive reeeeeing]
What's her base attack bonus, at this stage?
>>12228I don't feel like using your correct pronouns
>>12235Yes, marry him off
>>12234Well if she was straight rogue, it'd be +11
Also, don't forget that you have Thez' quiver, 99 kunai, 4 lightning javelins, Thez' broom, and the Mask of Disguise.
>>12237>broomYou mean the staff?
>>12237What about in her Nightmare form?
>>12237Also, are the Javelins reusable?
>>12240Nope, single use. They're pretty easy to craft given the tower's resources.
>>12239+2 Str
+1 Con
-1 Dex
>>12238Its a unique item, and its a broom, so no. Xp
>>12202You also have the bracers of armor +4
Also reminder, Torcuil has a ring of protection +3, ring of climbing +5 and jumping +10, Ear-cuff of blinking.
Trump has the breaky stick, Vandereim of course, his shiniest of armor, and a kite shield he hasn't really ever used.
>>12241I don't think I'll be able to play tonight, and maybe not tomorrow either
Oh, Torcuil also has the shield bracers
>>12245Hmmmm
>am sadThat will put a damper on things, but initially everyone will be going off in largely separate directions. We'll make it work
Though, Trump's character is pretty straight forward,... do I have your permission to use him as support and abilities, with no consequential actions?
>>12248Uh... maybe if I come in at points and make corrections or additions?
I promise, no shenanigens
>>12249However you want. Like I said, it probably won't come up (I'm not planning the port getting attacked or anything) but him and Infernius are the tanks.
>>12249Also, I was about to bake the next bread, are you going to be around for for the next couple minutes? I'll need you to waggle the thread to no >rape
>>12244>>12246Thanks
>>12248>rip your waifu
>>12252Sure, I'm not sure how long I'll be around
>>12253What?
>>12254Trollestia won't be Trump's after tonight
>>12258I will authentically defeat his attempts. However, I also have something in mind that you may like. Spoiler alert, remember that Slovenian Unicorn request?
>>12259TELL ME MORE
Also, I did more research, and Czech Republic is also acceptable
>>12259[murderous pony noises]
>>12242Roooo!(I thought she'd be stronger, but that's fine...)