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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9673
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
>>9669
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9674
9684
1508210064994-0.png
1508372035087-0.png
Wherever I am, I must >rape.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9675
9680
>>9669
>Trump, Torcuil and Trump
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9677
9679
>>9669
That's it

I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9678
9680
The 757 has an optimized cruising speed of 782ft/s
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9679
>>9677
WhoPutYouInChargeOfTheGroup'sFinancesREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9680
9681 9686 9687
>>9675
>Torcuil
>Trump
>Tracy
>Thez

>Infernius
>>9678
I like planes
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9681
9682
1507077242858.png
>>9680
>pic related is what im gonna do since i now know im the least liked.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9682
>>9681
I meant you broke the naming scheme
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9683
Infeernius's character really has been the most heroic, brave, and compassionate character through this whole campaign, desu.
Anonymous
pzwsZ
?
No.9684
9685
>>9674
>See this on the front page
>rape
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9685
>>9684
The top of the thread is where >rape posts belong
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9686
9687 9688
Trumpaladinairlines.jpg
>>9680
It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price

>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9687
>>9680
Actually, Thez hasn't been seen this morning.
>>9686
If you like, wings can be put on the tower in the next session inbetween.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9688
9692
>>9686
They fly pretty well too
>source: flight simulators
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9689
9690
GM please give Tracy a chance at the gate already.
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9690
9691
>>9689
>Wants to get in the city while so many others are as well
WAIT YOUR TURN
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9691
9695
>>9690
Wasn't she at the gate in >>9662 → ?
What next?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9692
9693
00ee71da21167676c12348b280241165.jpg
>>9688
>Boeing 757 has one of the best offers to pilots – glass cockpit. A glass cockpit is often thought as an aircraft cockpit equipped with large computerised screens which display flight information. It includes feedback loops and ability for self – checking to alert the pilot about problems before they become emergencies. Glass cockpits will become standard for aircraft in the future.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9693
9694
>>9692
Fine, I'll be the damn pilot
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9694
9699
GM,
make >>9693 happen!

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9695
9696
>>9691
Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9696
9697 9698
>>9695
"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as.. futbol"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9697
>>9696
>proficiency
Shit, I meant knowledge. Magic proficiency if for unicorns and 30+ virgins.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9698
9703
>>9696
He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9699
9700 9701
>>9694
Should we hijack a plane?

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9700
>>9699
i feel like me and you would have to, since trumps lawfull
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9701
>>9699
Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9702
9704 9708
There are no planes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9703
9706
>>9698
"Edge."
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9704
9705 9706 9707
usa-trump.jpg
>>9702
*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*

FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9705
>>9704
What do you want a helicopter for when you've got a flying mount?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9706
9709
As the tower slowly approaches the city, more gasps of awe and amazement can be heard echoing up the line. There are a good 100 ppl behind Tracy at this point.
>>9703
The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.
>>9704
You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9707
9715
>>9704
I can still pilot those
In theory
Beginning Boarding for flight 420 to...
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9708
9710
>>9702
how much faster is Uatchit than the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9709
9712
>>9706
Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9710
9711 9719
>>9708
Fly = 1000'/min Tower = 30'/min
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9711
9713
>>9710
>Thread was made 37 minutes ago
I'll take 30 minutes
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9712
>>9709
Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9713
9714 9716
>>9711
Don't assume game time = real time
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9714
>>9713
Reees again, more intensely
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9715
>>9707
So are we going to use the heli?
I need a destination
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9716
>>9713
pls speed things up. I'm dying to just get through this.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9717
9721 9725
trump me think we could get their faster on our mounts.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9718
After a prolonged wait, Tracy reaches the next guard.
"Weapons?" he asks.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9719
9720 9722
>>9710
Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9720
9721
>>9719
thats feet per minute
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9721
9724 9725
>>9720
reeeing intensifies
>>9717
"Fuck it, let's go that way"
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9722
>>9719
Feet per minute
I guess no one wants free helicopter rides
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9724
>>9721
who take torc?
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9725
9727
>>9717
>>9721
I don't have a mount
VE6yo
?
No.9726
[1d20 = 7]
>>9723
"Step through the arch" he directs.
<BEEEEWWWWWP>
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9727
9728
>>9725
You have Trollestia
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9728
9729
>>9727
Wait, that worked?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9729
9732
>>9728
That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
w7TKI
?
No.9730
9731
[2d20 = 12]
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9731
9733
>>9730
>I got greedy and rolled two dice
This is what I deserve...
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9732
9734 9736
>>9729
I honestly had no idea what was going on.
So where are we going?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9733
9735
>>9731
"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9734
>>9732
I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9735
9740
>>9733
*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9736
9737 9738
>>9732
The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9737
9739
>>9736
I'll follow those faggots
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9738
9741
>>9736
What about Ponimaru?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9739
9742
>>9737
First, you'll have to impress Trollestia with your rare Pepe collection.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9740
9745
>>9735
He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9741
>>9738
Ponimaru is not available for some reason.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9742
9743
>>9739
this.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9743
9744 9745
>>9742
Didn't I already do that?
And thats when I gave my back story
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9744
>>9743
Yes. She said it'll need a re-write, but it was accepted
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9745
9746 9747
>>9740
*Rapidly throws knives back into knife cozy with godlike profession*
>>9743
You did; GM just never showed her reply to the Pepe collection.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9746
>>9745
Oh fuck off
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9747
9748
>>9745
"Now hold on, don't get maaaaad." he tries to calm the situation.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9748
9749
>>9747
She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9749
9750
>>9748
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9750
9751
>>9749
>eyes blaze
>teeth clench
>lip quivers
>ears flatten alongside her head
".............Fine..!"
*hands over the bag*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9751
9752 9753 9755
Trump and Infernius arrive on Fae and Uatchit respectively. They kinda shuffle to the side of the entrance to be out of the way but still on hand.
>>9750
"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9752
9756
>>9751
Now who and what do they see?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9753
>>9751
i go to the front of the line.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9754
Uh, I guess then Trumpaladin tries to flag down a guard
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9755
9764
>>9751
Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9756
9757 9758 9759
>>9752
Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9757
9760
>>9756
Flag down a guard
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9758
9761
>>9756
Last time he said he was following Trump and Infernius.
Would Trollestia let him ride her?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9759
9770
>>9756
i barge to the front of the line.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9760
9762
>>9757
"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9761
9763
>>9758
Yeah, out of boredom if nothing else
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9762
9766
>>9760
"We would like to speak to who ever is in charge here?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9763
9765 9766
>>9761
What did she think of the Pepe collection (This is important to me)?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9764
9771
>>9755
*follows the crowd*
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9765
>>9763
its important to us all.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9766
9767 9768
>>9762
"This guy, you funny man. I hope you do well." he dismisses.
>>9763
Wait, its important to you what she thought of his pepe collection. Is that accurate?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9767
>>9766
"Uh... Excuse me? What the Hell is going on?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9768
>>9766
>Is that accurate?
YES!!!
It'll actually determine whether or not I stop Tracy from eventually attacking her.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9769
9770 9771
Meanwhile Tracy continues to slowly work her way in line along what appears now to be a spirallized dome, where the line spirals along the inside perimeter of a tower that eventually redirects inward at a portal. She finds herself greeted with another guard.
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9770
>>9759
what abou me?
>>9769

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9771
9772 9773
>>9764
*Frustration and knife withdrawal festures as she waits in line*
>>9769
>IAlreadyCameThisFar.jpg
*drops her shit and goes for it, bringing just her chains*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9772
>>9771
Pretty sure those stay at the check point
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9773
9774
>>9771
>chains
"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9774
9775
>>9773
>roooooooooooooooooooooo
Drops everything and jumps into the unknown.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9775
9776
>>9774
Its the same line, but the environment is completely different. The overall background is a molten grey, almost like a lava lamp or an .MP3 visualization program. The platforms and paths are a neat whitish material, solid in place even though hovering in the air over nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9776
9778
>>9775
Tracy takes a deep breath and examines her surroundings while walking.
She glances back, wondering if there will be a way back from here on out.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9777
9779 9780
b90fc2efba719b56d2b14947698d330c.jpg
"Everyone, what is this, and what the hell is going on"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9778
9785
>>9776
People keep filing in from where you entered, but you suddenly notice that there is no portal. The portal you entered was one-way.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9779
9781
>>9777
somethings weird trump.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9780
9782
>>9777
Idk. I'm just blazing ahead because I'm bored as fuck. I'm actually breaking character quite a bit. Tracy probably wouldn't have done this bullshit...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9781
9783 9789
>>9779
"Well no shit. Try asking around what is going on. Or if that doesn't work, claim you'll be the best at... whatever, and see how they correct you"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9782
9785
>>9780
I thought you were playing into a nilistic/almost suicidal character - an extremely sharp contrast to Trump's always "I won't do anything at all unless I know damn well benefits outweigh costs and risks" personality
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9783
9784
>>9781
i try to move but i cant.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9784
9786
>>9783
"Can you move in any direction? Can you talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9785
>>9778
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.mp4
A chill runs down Tracy's spine, as she keeps walking, getting ready to stab her faggot irl for making her do this.
Seeing there's no way back, she swallows her fear and keeps walking.
>>9782
Yeah.. She probably would've just turned around when she saw the line... but I didn't want to go through the ordeal of moving to another map... I fucked up...
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9786
>>9784
only to you.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9787
9789
"Swift defeat to Mine enemies!" Can be heard wispered from above Tracy.
The forward-most guard appears struck quickly and without warning. The line appears stalled for a moment. Those in front/behind Tracy start wailing like bitchies. Not all of them, but some of them.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9788
9790
Trumpaladin changes direction. He now moves away from the line, and tries to circle the outer area from a distance. First though, he yells out "the cow doesn't have a ticket"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9789
>>9781
I wish that diplomacy check had worked earlier to get info...

GM, I could use some advice on manifesting those extraplanar abilities soon (like Etherrealness)

>>9787
Tracy, being deprived of her knives and her way back, now feels very, very, very trapped. Her muscles clench and feral instincts swim through her mind. Having no knives to hold, she gets on all fours and chokes back a snarl. She slowly advances forward to face her fate.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9790
9791 9792
>>9788
Its a free event. There IS a cow though, and for a moment everyone looks at her. She is crushed by the scrutiny and wanders off in broken shame. How dare you shame randomcow?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9791
9792 9795
>>9790
>Feels bad
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9792
9794 9799
>>9791
>>9790
its almost if the universe is ignoring me

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9793
Tracy charges her ki, having no weapons.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9794
9796 9797 9800
>>9792
>Remembers something said long, long ago, and decides to try to see if it works
Trump yells out
"I AM AN ANTISEMITE"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9795
9797
>>9791
A guy in a shiny suit with sunglasses on comes out from behind the guards.
"Whoa there son, what kinda ride is this? This is beyond status, you know what I'm saying?" (he's white so he enunciates properly so it sounds awkward)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9796
>>9794
Trump isn't an antisemite thou- oh wait.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9797
9800 9801
>>9795
Forget this then >>9794

"Why this is a fine Dragonne. Most learned in Football in the whole dimension"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9798
Tracy is still waiting to see what's ahead of her.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9799
9802
>>9792
No, once again Infernius proves is best-char
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9800
>>9794
>>9797
infernuis wanted to see what happend though.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9801
9803
>>9797
"She's really shiny. We'd like to use her, are you her agent?"
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9802
1508027250051-3.png
>>9799

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9803
9808
>>9801
"In the way that you mean, perhaps. Use her for what?"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9804
Tracy wonder where her knife collection is...
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9805
9806 9807
There's been a full day of waiting. Tracy is only minimally within the 'second zone' which who KNOWS how it relates to the "first zone" is also unknown at this point.
Meanwhile Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil are on the outside of a stone dome, with an incredible line stretching outward from it.
The fellow still seems inrigued by Fae.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9806
>>9805
"Yes, she can indeed recite all of the versus"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9807
9810 9814
>>9805
Tracy uses all her detection abilities to tell what's in front of her.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9808
9809
>>9803
"We could use her for marketing, promos, and fashion!"
I don't mean 24 hour day, I mean 6 hours ish, and the sun is beginning to set.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9809
9811
>>9808
"Marketing during what? Football games?"
VE6yo
?
No.9810
9813
[1d20 = 13]
>>9807
Any time using a skill, roll a d20 Xp
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9811
9812
>>9809
"Foot ball? Whatever are you talking about sir?" the shiny-suit guy scoffs
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9812
>>9811
Trumpaladin recoils in horror, but tries to hide his expression. "I'm really not from around here. Can you tell me about how well the marketing at this event goes along?"
w7TKI
?
No.9813
9816 9818
[5d20 = 50]
>>9810
Listen, Spot, Search, Sense Motive, Gather Information
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9814
9815
>>9807
Tracy detects a very long line of insufferable assholes and heinous bitches. Each one is weak for a variety of reasons, but the overwhelming reason for the lot of them is fear. Those in the line who might have seemed charming or alluring suddenly strike as abominably false and almost a caricature.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9815
>>9814
Tracy suddenly feels slightly more comfortable, and moves forward.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9816
9819
>>9813
Tracy gets the sensation that she's been had. While those around her are tickled at just BEING HERE, she has spent the entirety of the time not-killing the sorts of people who once upon a time she would readily have killed.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9817
"You know what, she may be available for some commercials. Who else from your company can she speak with?"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9818
9819
I'm going off your dice-roll at this point.
>>9813
It is this moment that Tracy realizes that she doesn't know where "out" is.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9819
9820
>>9816
Tracy's faggot wallows in regret in disobeying his character-development flowcharts.
Tracy walks forwar, gnashing her teeth in anger.
>>9818
Tracy begins to feel something feral stirring in her. She doesn't like to be Caged (no pun intended).
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9820
9822 9830
1507002829175-0.jpg
>>9819
This is/was when all this (w/ Tracy) was set in motion.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9821
9823
I wih I'd had her give a faker name back then...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9822
9824
>>9820
I'm actually confused by what you mean there.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9823
9825 9826
>>9821
Are you realizing that jumping in line was a bad idea yet?
As the sun begins to set, a persistent glow can be seen in the south.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9824
9827
>>9822
That was the pic (it was thread 3-4) that said "Nightmare 4 Tracy" (later Cauchemar)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9825
>>9823
I knew it from the beginning, I was just being inexcusably lazy (Tracy would've just turned around)....
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9826
9828 9832
>>9823
Uh... Does the guy respond?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9827
>>9824
Ah, I see.
Tracy continues to move forward.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9828
9829
>>9826
Don't bother. I got a 19 diplomacy check with them, but they didn't tell me shit.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9829
"You know, let me show you some of her moves"

>>9828
You don't know how to be a diplomat, little pony

"Fae, fetch the hamburger"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9830
9831
>>9820
That pic screams for a necromancy-related development, desu...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9831
>>9830
I'll stay true to this class though.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9832
9833 9835
>>9826
No time. Thez appears in the air above you.
"Port Barry is in flames! Where the fuck have you all been?!
She has a multitude of new scratches across her hide, but doesn't seem too worn.
Her expression tells a different story.

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9833
9834 9835 9837
>>9832
"Heading the fuck back to Port Barry, that's what we're doing right now"

Flies off on Fae, fetching Inferius of possible, leaving if necessary
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9834
9836
>>9833
>40 ft flying speed
Those poor people...
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.9835
>>9833
>>9832
uatchit
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9836
>>9834
Fuck off and stay in your hell
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9837
>>9833
Thez dashes forward and grabs by the face.
"THERE IS NO TIME"
and the two of them <whoof> back to Port Barry.
The walls remain intact as with some of the more remote properties, but the rural district of town has been decimated. Where once was a cooky moon-stone shop is a pile of dust, and even the established businessess are having a hard enough time fighting off the onslaught.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9838
9839 9840
GM, can we skip ahead to the end of this long-ass line already? I've been at this for more than 4.5 hours, but nothing has happened.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9839
>>9838
How is it not obvious by now this is intentional
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9840
9841
>>9838
I had the following agendas. 1. Allow players to explore 1 of 3 towns. 2. Prep for murder.
Both objectives have been achieved
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9841
9842 9843
>>9840
Can we get to the murder soon?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9842
9843 9844
>>9841
If not, I'm going to bed (it's 2:00 AM here)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9843
9845 9846
>>9842
>>9841
This entire ordeal - all of it - has been GM trying to vindicate what you said in >>9543 →
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9844
9847
>>9842
Thats what I was thinking tbh. I promise, tomorrow will begin a new chapter of depth and development
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9845
>>9843
>>9543 →
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9846
9848 9853
>>9843
Nice paradox, but no. The thing is, for every element the player/character is aware of, there are tens if not hundreds that they can't be aware of. And right now, Tracy is in a grey-ish room, in line for who knows what, in a dimension she can't truly state is the same dimension she came from.
Oh, and she willingly coughed up ALL her knives.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9847
>>9844
Good. I hope to have a chance for her to cut loose and develop her abilities.
Is there any chance I could've had her sign in under a fake name or epitaph?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9848
>>9846
Yeah... Her faggot was being incredibly retarded... Tracy would've never done any of that shit...
Anonymous
a9UGI
?
No.9849
9850
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Spoilered
Nigger, I still got an Ace of my own. Don't you fucking test me
Anonymous
a9UGI
?
No.9850
9851
>>9849
Okay... I'm still laughing. But I swear to god the civic buildings better not be burned down
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9851
e2b.jpg
>>9850
>tfw their hero wasn't there at the time they needed him the most
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9852
>also still laughing
>also deja vu e_O
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9853
9854 9855
>>9846
Will Tracy still get the chance to kill some shit this weekend?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9854
9858
Thez spends the intermediate moments porting ppl back and forth from the crazy spiral dome.
As each character appears on scene, they hear, feel, and recognize the change that has occurred. Port Barry is dying.
>>9853
Untold shits gon' gets killed.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9855
>>9853
I'm specifically aiming the most meaty of interactions for Sat afternoon (as usual)/
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9857
9860
>Move to a different browser for easier image uploads
>See this post >>9851, and think it's by GM
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT
>Switch to a browser where I am logged in as a moderator
>Oh... it's Tracy's hash, not GM's
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9858
9863
>>9854
Did Sechs make bad trade deals?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9859
Actually, forget it. Revisionism is for cucks.
Bring it on.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9860
9862 9864
>>9857
Why did being a mod matter in this case?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9861
9862
>>9856
I'll assume that per her character, Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry".
"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?" Lenos says from deep within the forge
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9862
>>9860
Use your imagination
>>9861
>Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry"
But that's what she did
>>9861
>"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?"
So much fuck you
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9863
>>9858
No, Sechs has been fine. This is something to do with the inverted funnel-cloud over the town.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9864
9866
>>9860
I Don't memorize thread IDs, but rely on hashes, so I can tell who is who while logged in, but not while not-logged in
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9865
9867
I will extensively cinematic the next few 'bits'. The Game will be ffa at 5:00pst, assuming not later.
Any last requests, now is the time. I don't expect anyone will die, but it does hapen. Until then, I'm taking creative license.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9866
9868
>>9864
*useless reeeeing in disapproval*
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9867
9869
>>9865
Yeah, move it along gently so that I'll be able to take so.e developmental action next period and not spend 4 hours waiting in line.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9868
>>9866
Was that intentionally to piss us off?
Trumpaladin going flying into town, sword out and ready
>>9866
Why would you disapprove?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9869
9870
>>9867
Well, that was your fault for getting in line. All your faults really. You didn't even know what you were waiting for XD
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9870
>>9869
True, true...
I'm just saying get ready to cut to the chase.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9874
9986
As each character appears at Port Barry, the first things that are assaulted are the senses. Gone is the neat and clean smell, replaced by the odor of ash, cinder, and smoke. The roaring of hundreds of fires can be heard from throughout the city, along with the tromping and stomping of feet from small to inhumanly huge.
The city is being razed.
The Broncos, along with the city guard has taken and are holding the quarantine area to keep the civilians safe, and is surrounded by scores and scores of malicious and observably infernal creatures. Additionally, a small contingent of the ne'er do wells are fighting back with their fists and farm tools, but the city has been largely evacuated and is in the process of being torn apart.

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9875
There are currently 3 factions operating in the port at this moment: there are a bunch more (((were-rats))), there are squads of demons operating in something resembling a formation, and squads of devils, who are in rigid and precise positions. They all stream about, looking for anyone or anything to ransack that might still be in the city, while a larger mass of all three has the quarantine area surrounded.
In addition, Thez is not wearing any of her shiny, has her sword in one hand, her broom in the other, and is splattered with blood across her body and in her hair.
She ported everyone with their respective mounts, and placed everyone along the wall of the Quarantine area (for both strategy and viewpoint).
It almost appears that all hell has been unleashed on the unsuspecting city of Port Barry.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9876
While there have been casualties, indeed the streets are painted with blood, the overwhelming majority of the citizens are safe (for the moment) inside the Quarantine, of which the gate is under a battering from arms and magic. Also from the wall, the characters can see an eerie glow emanating from the newly constructed Football stadium.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9877
In the distance, Trump tower appears to change direction and make its lumbering way back to the Port, at none-too-fast a pace.
All that can be heard is the screams of the citizenry, the wailing of the armies of the damned, and the roaring of fire unleashed on the whole city.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9878
Thez immediately <whoooofs> down amidst the throng of wretched creatures surrounding the quarantine area, from which flashes of magic begin firing all around. The eerie sound of the infernals increases in volume as she spins, teleports, and flies about in a flurry/fury of activity.
From the town, a blood-curdling scream is heard as a lone child bursts open a top-floor window of a building already on fire with demons surging inside. Thez breaks from her assault and (using another type of teleport effect) zips by the window, now carrying the child safely from the building as the armies around the quarantine surge back against the already battered and weakening gate and the others in the building spill from the window in attempted pursuit of the child.
Thez lands quickly on the wall near the party, deposits the child on the wall and tells her "Go down and find someone you trust." before she turns to the party. "This,... this was never supposed to happen." she says before <whoofing> back to the gate, back into a mad frenzy of murder.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9879
Flashes of energy fire off intermittently from the city, as devils and demons alike unleash the full capacity of their nature upon the previously bustling city. The streets are strewn with rocks and rubble, and the occasionally torn apart remnants of an unlucky citizen.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9880
>Aside
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9881
9882
Tracy's retarded faggot is back to check on her single-file march to hell.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9882
9883 9884
>>9881
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9883
>>9882
>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting
>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9884
9885
>>9882
You mean the quarantine area in Port Barry?

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9885
>>9884
Whats left of it, yes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9886
9887
Tracy realizes the familiar (and unpleasant) environment and begins to wonder Wtf is going on. Why were all these faggots getting lined up in the giant dome when they could've entered through Port Barry?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9887
Its really a shame. I hadn't expected the whole party to go north to Cardishore, nor take the Tower with them, but it fed nicely (almost too nicely) into the unveiling plot-twist. Thez was literally the only person in the city when things started habbening, and she wasn't even present until the invasion was already well underway.
>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9888
9889
Can Tracy see what's ahead of her yet?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9889
9890 9896
To give an idea, this all was set in motion by a variety of momentary choices starting with Thez. One doesn't simply speak a level 48 Blasphemy (that's her ACTUAL level btw) and have nobody notice. I again allude to the earthquake metaphor. Further, one doesn't speak the Lawful Dictum AND the Word of Chaos at almost the same time and location and with the same level intensity. What's more, ever since George first appeared Tracy has had 3 characters tailing her. One was Fae obviously, while more discrete was Bob (you'll hear more about him), and a third was an invisible Imp who has been providing recon of the party's activities. The imp was hoping for an opportunity to pick off or otherwise compromise the "one who kept wandering off", but instead was in a prime position to detect the party's arrival at Cardishore.
>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9890
9891
>>9889
Why was George so interested in Tracy specifically from the beginning?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9891
>>9890
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9892
9893
Up until Thez first spoke Blasphemy, this entire dimension/realm (the Game) was unknown to any of the outer realms. Its appearance, or rather the signal that was detected from it opened it up to interaction/intervention from all sorts of factions and observers.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9893
9894
>>9892
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9894
9896
>>9893
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9895
9920
Thez <whooofs> back up to the wall, bleeding from dozens of wounds that slowly mend themselves.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9896
9898
>>9889
Tracy once again becomes increasingly agitated, really wishing she had her knives.
>>9894
[suppressed roaring]
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9897
new pony episode
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9898
9900 9901
>>9896
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9899
Any chance I can cast DEPORTATION FORCE, which would send a large number of any entities from foriegn dimensions back, or at least have as an individual but very effective attack, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, which would do the same to individual foriegn entities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9900
9901
>>9898
So, I got Thez's quiver?

(watching pony, pls wait)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9901
9906
>>9898
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).
>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9902
blades.png
Pic related
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9904
9905 9910
A few minutes later, as the Tower continues to slowly make its way toward port Barry, Lenos and Thez both <whooof> into the sea of faces rushing the gate of the Quarantine. Thez resumes flipping out, now armed with only her sword, while Lenos quickly goes dark-dragon and starts unleashing gouts of flaming murder at all-comers.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9905
9910
>>9904
Am I allowed to cast mass spells like DEPORTATION FORCE or SUPERBOWL XXXII (Technically a permutation of Holy Word), or do these bad hombres need to be sent back Juan by Juan?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9906
9907 9908 9909
>>9901
Commercial break

>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....

Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9907
>>9906
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9908
9910
>>9906
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9909
9910 9919
>>9906
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9910
9911
>>9909
>>9905
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.
>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins
>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?
>>9909
>no fingers
[reeeeing intensifies]
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9911
>>9910
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9912
9913 9914
"I leave to get a break for three days, and everything turns to shit...! Tracy murmurs, getting a handle of a few of the kunai in the bag
>agitation grows
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9913
9915
>>9912
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9914
9916
>>9912
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9915
9917
>>9913
"What the FU-!" *gets grabbed*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9916
>>9914
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9917
9918 9920
>>9915
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9918
9920
>>9917
When did she pic up Thez's quiver?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9919
9922 9926 10009
unnamed.jpg
border-wall-mexico-trump.jpg
462.jpg
tenor (1).gif
>>9909
Fuck it

All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"

All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9920
9922
>>9917
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football."
>>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9921
Outside the Quarantine Gate. Dragon-Lenos and Thez unleash a veritable cacophany of murder and destruction on the seemingly endless hoarde of attackers. While they have cleared a space between the armies and the gate, their enemies are replenished as fast as they are dispatched.
w7TKI
?
No.9922
9923
>animal instincts activate
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
Listen+Search+Spot+GatherInformation+SenseMotive
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?
>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)
>>9919
>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.

*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*
w7TKI
?
No.9923
[5d20 = 47]
>>9922
fucked up the roll
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9924
9927 10036
battletown.jpg
Pic related is a quick update map. The red is fire, the black is swarms of infernals, and the gold x is where the party is.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9925
9928
Is the group actually in battle now, or just getting ready for the charge.
>smell of blood
>IAmASharkInFrenzy.gif
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9926
9927
>>9919 ~\\_/~# he's still out of range,... oh fuck it.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9927
9931
>>9924
>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words

"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!"
>>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9928
9929
>>9925
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9929
9932 9935
>>9928
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9930
9933
Meta-spiel for a moment.
One of my issues with D&D or w/e game engine is that its always "The world waiting to respond to the party"
IMO, thats a false paradigm to put the players in. Obviously the players are pinnacle and the most consequent aspect of any story, but to assume that any group or faction or whatever is just sitting there going "Gee this sucks, sure would be nice if,...." is backward.
This world was designed to allow groups and interests to operate and develop as is their nature. As such, the players can often (and will) find themselves on the defensive, or (case in point) trying to fend off an army that they neither saw coming nor are particularly prepared to surmount.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9931
trump tweetgun.jpg
>>9927
>(pic related)
*nuzzling intensifies*
[happy to see you hoers noises]
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9932
9935 9936 9969 9972
>>9929
With Trump's spell, all the dretches, lemures, bearded devils,, succubi, erinyes, imps, and quasits have been expelled. What remains is a mix of barbed devils, ice devils, chain devils, bone devils, and horned devils (on one side) as well as (the greater multitude) Hezrou's, Babau, Bebliths, Nalfeshnees, and the occasional Marilith.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9933
9934
>>9930
Well, this isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts. Do it however you see fit. Whatever allows a good amount of memes/fun is fine by me.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9934
9936
>>9933
And thats why its going like it is. ^_^
It is currently bloody war/murder though
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9935
9936 9938 9940
>>9929
"Pay no head to the enemies ahead of you little pony. It is the people behind you and to your side for whom and with whom you fight. They are your brothers, and together you form one mighty, immortal, powerful whole. For you can never die nor be alone so long as your countrymen live"
>>9932
>all these weird unpronounceable foreign sounding names
At your removal hearing, the Immigration Judge will ask you to designate a country of removal, should you be ordered removed. Should you decline to designate a country, DHS will recommend one for you, generally corresponding to your nationality.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9936
9937 9938 9944
>>9932
>>9934
Spoiler, fun fact: I wrote Tracy's combat instinct flowcharts based in part off of shark biology (that's part of the reason why she didn't go berserk on the golems, since they don't have blood)
*literally shaking*
[frenzied predatory hoers noises]
>"Pffffft...!"
'.. I hope I'm not too late for the party...' she silently whinnies under her breath, . She's grown to the size of a light war hoers and is snorting fumes as she itches for the charge.
>>9935
"Whatever you say, my dear.." she coos, still shivering
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9937
>>9936
>Still not getting it
sighs
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9938
9944
>>9935
>names
References mostly. The party is free to wage against or defer as is their individual proclivity. Thez and Lenos are tirelessly making short work of all comers at the quarantine gate, eliminating any immediate threat to either the party or the citizens. Trump's whistle will have consequenes, and to that end some blue streaks come up from outlying areas toward the party. They're not there yet, but they're closing fast, along with some darker shapes that done exude magic like the streaks do.
>>9936
Don't hold back now, I designed this situation so that among other things, Tracy can let go. I gather she's been aching to do so,....
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9939
*don't
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9940
9942
>>9935
>foreign names
They're all extraplanar infernals: illegal immigrants of the most dangerous variety, possibly religious extremists as well.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9941
9944
>OP only just realized he misspelled Peanuts in the topic field
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9942
9946
>>9940
Sounds pretty bad. *pulls out copy of the INA*. Are any of them claiming a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground if returned? *readies State Department reports*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9944
9945 9946
>>9938
>Trump's whistle will have consequenes
It got the demons to stop attacking the civilians, and that is all that matters
>>9941
Fixed
>>9936
Can she learn?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9945
9946
>>9944
Yes, that is all that matters. Bonus exp for insight. Also, TY
Tracy is much bigger now than normally is, and though she may nor realize it her mane, tail, and hooves are fully aflame. This latest 'situation' seems to have fully cemented many of the changes occurring within her. She still has no means of controlling it, but for the time being she's a full Cauchemar, with all the requisite abilities and modifiers.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9946
9947 9948
Hercules-and-the-Mares-of-Diomedes.jpg
>>9942
*rubs against you feverishly, as she waits for the signal to cut loose*
>>9944
I thought to set her as a Wilder hybrid so that she could learn to concentrate her emotions into power instead of just throwing herself all over the place. She could use something to focus her passion on though.
>>9945
I'm actually a huge mythology nut. I'd figured that Tracy's frenzied state, even canonically, was similar to the dreadful mares of Diomedes: crazed, bloodthirsty, starved for battle, and performing feats of unnatural strength, speed and vigor (similarly, like the mares, she's sometimes, depending on which artist draws her, shown as rather skinny, with sharp teeth, or in this case spouting licks of white-hot fire). As for character flowcharts: there will be no blueballing her when she's like this, after being pent up for so long. I asked for a nightmare state for her because the Nightmares of DnD are so similar to the Mares of Diomedes.
Like the Dreadful Mares she could be potentially be quelled and tamed as an uncannily superior warhorse, but only by a hero that rivaled Hercules.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9947
9948 9953
So Trump w/ Fae, Infernius w/ Uatchit, Torcuil (Troll is in the Tower), and Tracy (full rage) are situated along the wall. The massed armies are aware of their presence, and are either making their way there or are attacking wherever they can with the hopes of engaging the party. Alex is welcome to join in, or he can watch from the tower (the displays on the dais show whats going on on all fronts).
>>9946
And I knew from that pic I reposted earlier that this was an inevitable evolution of her character. After this is resolved, you'll be more free to develop her per your inspiration, which is what I intended all along. ^_^
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9948
9949 9953
>>9947
Trump's tweets should be bait of the sort that sends the demons into immediate, perhaps unorganized, attacks
>>9946
Would Trump even recognize Tracy, or would he think that an extraplanar enemy somehow came too close for comfort?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9949
9951
>>9948
It would/will, but at the moment the only thing they can attack is Thez and Lenos, who are rather busy as a result.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9950
I forgot to mention (although he's since disappeared into the surroundings) Ponimaru is wearing Thez' golden martial belt, as well as a pair of bracers she had adorning her legs.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9951
9952
>>9949
This should be obvious, but if Trump is at all within earshot of any of Port Barry's Militia, he directs them to use all remaining organization to rescue and evacuate civilians, then put out fires
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9952
>>9951
The current survivors (and its most of them) are holed up in the Quarantine area, either maintaining defenses or tending to themselves (there are many who are wounded or infirm).
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9953
9954
>>9947
>is the Thief
Are there any simple weapons or body parts That Tracy could salvage from the battlefield (I'd love to make a weapon out of those chain devils later), like a sword?
>>9948
>recognoze
Well, she hasn't caught fire yet, so she wouldn't look that different from the energetic blue lawnmower she was in the first thread when she was fighting the zombies, only larger.
The key difference is that this time, to to weeks of Concentration training, she seems earily more focused than she was that day..
>tweets
There has to be a Taunting feat he could use for that. I imagine his Charisma stat is pretty high.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9954
9955
>>9953
>is on fire, just doesn't know it
Taunt is a Bard ability, which Trump is not proficient with (can make rudimentary attempts, but the whistle was far more effective)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9955
9956 9965
Hercules_and_the_Mares_of_Diomedes_LACMA_65.37.14.jpg
>>9954
Reeee! I wanted to save the fire for dramatic scenes and transform in advancing stages!
*rears in anticipation, snorting steam*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9956
9957
>>9955
If that's what you want, I was just assuming that Tracy was agitated enough to start to morph.
<poof>Tracy is mad, and snorting steam, but no fires and still normal size.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9957
9958
>>9956
>normal size
Gosh darn it! I'll take the fire then! (I gotta train her to assume a hybrid form at some point)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9958
9967
>>9957
e_e Oh, suddenly Tracy wants buffs and advantages. Too late,... Xp
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9959
9965
Don't worry, this is all just establishing where/what the party is at/doing when shit kicks off later this evening. Funny, this was supposed to be the kickoff of the newly formed Denver Broncos which Trump painstakingly arranged wrt to the teams, the stadium, Football, his Generals, Football, and the development of Football.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9960
9962
green fire.jpg
Also, how big is a Cauchemar Nightmare anyway? All the descriptions i find say that it's in the Huge size class, but they also say "about the size of a light war hoers" (large): is that only a question of hit dice? I'm trying to figure out her height and weight at full size (it's yet another factor in my flowcharts to determine opportunistic actions, confidence.. etc)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9961
Subtext - in chess, one's opponent always has an equal and opposite move to make in response to the principle's move. Never forget that for however many gains have been realized, the opposition is still in the game until they are utterly destroyed.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9962
9967
>>9960
I'm basically resolving them as being clydesdale-sized nightmares
Anonymous
a9UGI
?
No.9963
9964
image.jpeg
Can Trumpaladin summon an ICE storm to put out the fires in Port Barry?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9964
9965 9979
>>9963
Nope, weather spells or elemental spells are not within the Paladin spell assortment.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9965
9966 9967
>>9959
Trumpaladin never would have arranged for the kick off to occur while he was away
>>9955
Jut play a pony. It's cuter that way
>>9964
reeeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9966
9967
>>9965
Maybe not the 'maiden game', but certainly an expeditionary scrimmage.
Not Tracy
w7TKI
?
No.9967
9968
>>9962
>clydesdale-sized
>The conformation of the Clydesdale has changed greatly throughout its history. In the 1920s and 1930s, it was a compact horse smaller than the Shire, Percheron, and Belgian. Beginning in the 1940s, breeding animals were selected to produce taller horses that looked more impressive in parades and shows. Today, the Clydesdale stands 16 to 18 hands (64 to 72 inches, 163 to 183 cm) high and weighs 1,800 to 2,000 pounds (820 to 910 kg).
Fug! That's bigger than I thought. (I'm guessing this is Heavy War Hoers sized).
>>9965
B-b-b-but I wanna play super saiyan Genocide Mode!
>cuter
You do have a point though... *cuts off four development plans, for future notice in terms of shipping*
>>9966
GM, how big is this battlefield going to be? Would all of the characters be in close proximity, (because I have to factor that into limit releases) Also, were you serious about >>9958 , because that'll also factor into how she charges.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9968
9970
>>9967
>Not Tracy
Sure you are(n't).
Clydesdale size is what she is when fully Nightmare. She isn't at the moment, per request, (though she's showing evidence of with the smoke and all). Don't worry, you still have Genocide mode, just not yet/atm.
The battlefield will depend on the area the players occupy, though I'm hoping that except for the stadium players can keep it within the recent map.

Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9969
9970 9971
>>9932
When I say, Not Tracy, it's because I want to make it absolutely clear that those thoughts are mine, and are unrelated to hers.
There's no consistency though. I just felt like the clarification was important in that comment.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9970
>>9969
meant for >>9968

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9971
>>9969
K, just checking/trolling. Pay no mind, this momentary timeframe is all about making sure everyone is on the same page, so that the crisis can effectively launch in the appropriate directions.
Please, do not hesitate with game/meta-whatever.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.9972
9973
>>9932
Interesting these are Demons AND Devils together: a mixed-evil alignment.

Are the memes hammered into this game at all yet? Are all the Demons globalists like Soros?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9973
9975 9976 9988
>>9972
The memes are relatively unestablished, though no less in efficacy, You're the only meme-magician to date, so its up to you where that goes.
Yes, there are observable groups of devils AND demons operating in the periphery. As said, all will be explained, but for the time being I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9974
>Note, I will be leaving from 1:00pst (about an hour from now) until 4:30 (about 3-1/2 hours from now). Make all lasting preparations and measures in the interim.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9975
878804__safe_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage.png
>>9973
>I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.
>mfw
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9976
9977 9978
>>9973
Can I throw a pony at them or is she too grown up for that?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9977
>>9976
GM nerfed her back to pony size, because I was being nit-picky, so... maybe..?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9978
>>9976
By her request, she is still a range-weapon for the moment. ^_^
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9979
9980
Donald-Trump-Shrug.jpg
>>9964
>Trump can't into weather spells
>Trump can't help Puerto Rico with Hurricane relief

Also
>Pony is too big or is now an open flame
Eh, I'll find a new pony to throw if necessary
>The Norwegian should be playing as a pony
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9980
9981 9982
corrupted.png
>>9979
She is neither big nor on fire at this point, but she could change later on... (is starting to smoke)
>all my dramit lead-up
>gone
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9981
>>9980
dramatic*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9982
9983
>>9980
>dramatic lead-up
What's missing?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9983
9984
Diomedes-demon.jpg
>>9982
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9984
9987
>>9983
Don't worry, its still a transitive element. It'll be fully defined by the next session
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9985
9987
GM departing shortly. Player have ~ the next 3 hours to declare any meta, preparatory, or strategic elements they wish to apply to their characters.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9986
Any participating players, the current situation begins with this: >>9874

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9987
9989 9990
>>9984
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.
>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9988
>Meme Mage appears
Hello, I live
>>9973
>only meme magician
Excuse me sir, No


Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9989
9991
>>9987
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).
>NOT only meme magician
There are others?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9990
9996
we nightmare nao.jpg
>>9987
Hoping to get the change to burn a lot of the map too, desu.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9991
9992
>>9989
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.9992
9993
>>9991
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9993
9994
>>9992
Ahh, understood
>waits for >>9999 >rape
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9994
9995
>>9993
Be awake at the time, and you'll get it.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9995
>>9994
>awake
Did you guys think I was asleep?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9996
9997 9998
>>9990
Touch my city, and you shall die with the rest of the extraplanars
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.9997
>>9996
>my otp is fighting
Noooooooooooooooo
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.9998
10003
>>9996
Okay...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.9999
9993 10002
Trollestia is still mine
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10000
10002 10678
Don't forget Trollestia is mine
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10001
nightmare form 2.jpg
Donec mors nos partem.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10002
>>10000
>>9999
>drinks bleach
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10003
10006
>>9998
I was going to just take it. Why did I post that?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10004
10005 10006 10007
1506784205396-0.jpg
>tfw you dream you have a girlfriend that loves you then you wake up.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10005
>>10004
I know that feel bro
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10006
10012
>>10003
If you don't want death to part you sooner, you should not burn down Port Barry
>>10004
Aww... Girls never really love you, you are always a way of satisfying some inner need for them
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10007
10008 10010
474320__grimdark_questionable_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_comment bait_danger_if you see this image while scrolling_rape_>rape_stab.png
>>10004
Are you ready for the blood-orgy tonight?
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10008
10009 10012
>>10007
>rape

Oh God, a blood orgy?
>makes overcoat
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10009
10011
>>10008
No time!

Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us

See what I did in >>9919

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10010
>>10007
Yea im just catching up.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10011
10016
>>10009
What
Why?
Enemy?
I havent really read
w7TKI
?
No.10012
10013 10014
[1d20 = 16]
>>10006
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE IS REAL!

>>10008
I hope you have some spicy memes to get through this one.

Tracy rolls detect to look for useful dropped weapons or body parts from the hellions.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10013
>>10012
>builds up my mobile meme collection
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10014
10015
MA-8503S.png
>>10012
Why not take Trump's Halberd?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10015
10017
>>10014
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10016
10021
>>10011
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10017
10018
>>10015
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always
>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10018
10019 10023
>>10017
Eh, I'll give the Halberd to Fae. She knows how to use the Spear-Axe-Hammer of death
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10019
10020
>>10018
No she doesn't.
"And what do you intend for me to do with this?"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10020
10025
>>10019
"Kill the enemy"
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10021
10024 10025 10026
>>10016
What kind of enemy are we talking here?
>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10022
10024 10025
Oh no terry and his son are they still at his shop gm?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10023
435887__safe_artist-colon-extradan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_solo.png
>>10018

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10024
>>10021
>being this rude to a lady
Trade her some of your Pepes.
>>10022
Oh no!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10025
10026 10027
>>10021
Trollestia is still in the Tower, which is several miles off yet.
>>10022
All essential civilians are safe inside the quarantine.
>>10021
Seriously, read back.
>>10020
Fae is not proficient with any martial weapon. She's got claws, fangs, pounce, and roar.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10026
10028 10030
>>10021
Demon, devils and the rats. The whole horde.
>>10021
You need her now And I'll need her later for entirely different purposes.
>>10025
She can teleport though, right?

Fae has claws. With those she can grasp a spear
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10027
10029
>>10025
Ugh, fine
>Trollestia is gone even though I asked about it last night
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10028
10031
>>10026
>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10029
10030 10031
>>10027
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.

Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10030
10031 10032 10033
>>10026
>murder horse is being nice
Hmmmmmmm...
>>10029
>Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone
Yeah, I missed some shit
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10031
>>10028
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10032
>>10030
I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10033
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10034
10035 10037
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10035
>>10034
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10036
10038
>>9924
Oh, huh
So this is the shit we are dealing with?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10037
Spoilered
>>10034
And maybe Trump needs to slay or eternally banish a Cauchemar to level up in demon slaying
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10038
10040
>>10036
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10039
10040
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10040
>>10038
>>10039
Ahhh
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10041
10042 10045
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10042
>>10041
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10043
10044 10047 10054
as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10044
10046 10047
>>10043
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10045
10054
>>10041
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10046
10048
>>10044
What time are we starting?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10047
>>10043
>>10044
actually i bull rush them.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10048
10050 10054
>>10046
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10049
10050 10052
Tl:dr
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10050
10051
>>10048
>>10049
I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10051
>>10050
Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?
nO0ip
?
No.10052
10053
download (1).jpg
>>10049
I need to know if I am wife non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
\r
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10053
10058 10062
>>10052
That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment. kek
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10054
10055 10056 10057
Untitled.jpg
>>10043
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10055
>>10054
you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10056
10058
>>10054
Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10057
10059
>>10054
I take it that's a "No"

But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10058
10060 10062
>>10056
>>10053
How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10059
10060 10062
>>10057
they're flying?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10060
10063
>>10058
She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.
>>10059
Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10061
10065
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10062
Because Fuck You.jpg
I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10063
10064 10065
>>10060
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10064
>>10063
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10065
10066
Really.gif
>>10061
>>10063
I swear to God
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10066
0605-celeb-john-elway-240x285.png
>>10065
SWEAR TO ME!!!
couldn't help myself
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10067
Also, mainboard rape
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10068
10069
Tks based Trump-anon
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10069
10070
You're welcome.jpg
>>10068
You're welcome
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10070
10071
>>10069
(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10071
10072 10074
>>10070
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players

Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks

What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8

If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.

After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10072
10073
>>10071
i like the throwing halberd idea.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10073
10076
>>10072
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10074
>>10071
>Blaze of Glory
Stop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10075
10077 10078 10100
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10076
>>10073
trump you smart.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10077
>>10075
There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10078
10079
a4GYAqv_700b (2).jpg
>>10075
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10079
10080 10081
>>10078
>really wants someone to carry the halbard
Does anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10080
10082
>>10079
I'll throw it
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10081
>>10079
ill pick it up and use it after he throws it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10082
>>10080
You're (you). That doesn't count. Infernius seems game tho.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10083
10084 10085
Kay, Im back for a while
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10084
10086 10087
>>10083
there are succubi here be warned.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10085
10087
>>10083
Not sure, but noted. Any "as soon as shit kicks off" plans?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10086
10088
>>10084
Nah, Trump evicted the succubi
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10087
10090
>>10084
At least no one would ever want me
>sobbing
>>10085
Ummmmm, Trump are you opposed to changing size again?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10088
>>10086
all of them?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10089
Succubi are very weak demons tbh, not much more than dretches. They work well on civvies cuz lame, but they don't have any fight to them
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10090
10091 10095
>>10087
....

Fuck Yeah Let's do this!

Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10091
10093 10096
>>10090
infernuis flah you the horns hand sign.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10092
Tracy? Last chance to declare actions.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10093
10094
>>10091
*flash
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10094
1y101q.jpg
>>10093

Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10095
10098 10101
>>10090
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10096
10097
>>10091
>How did you know
Flashes the sign right back
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10097
>>10096
germaaneigh had a very good rock scene.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10098
10099
>>10095
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10099
10111
>>10098
Shit, I gotta go oo the store

I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10100
10102
>>10075
Present
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10101
10103
>>10095
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10102
>>10100
Oooh, got a pali with the last. Is that your move?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10103
10106
>>10101
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.
>got a pali
What does that mean?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10104
Okay, last modification:
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10105
10106 10107
Actually, can I cast, tweet, throw the Halberd and then grown yuge?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10106
>>10103
Palindromes r unappreciated GETs.
>>10105
Yes.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10107
10108
>>10105
>not growing big first and throwing a YUGE halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10108
10109
>>10107
>best answer but too late
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10109
>>10108
Reeeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10110
10111
So, it seems everyone is here. Its earlier than originally stated, but are we ready? I'm saying this more for pacing and reference than allowing the players to second-guess or re-evaluate.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10111
>>10110
>>10099

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10112
...okay, waiting for confirmation from Torcuil then,...
>begins typing anyway
VE6yo
?
No.10113
10114 10117 10118 10121
[1d20 = 15]
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
nO0ip
?
No.10114
10115 10116
[2d20 = 4]
>>10113
Toss the Halberd

Slash and fuck you!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10115
>>10114
reeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10116
>>10114
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10117
10119 10120
>>10113
Wait, do I have to write it out again?
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10118
10119
>>10113
>Autistic frog noises
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10119
10122
>>10117
Assuming you mean throwing the halbarrd/pony, growing in size, pulling out vandereim and getting jiggy, no. I got that
>>10118
Past the point of no return then.

Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10120
10121 10145 10160
>>10117
Just in case:
Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10121
10123
>>10113
Yuge!
>>10120
I don't think you're getting that far around a horde that size
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10122
10124 10125
>>10119
If I give Trump twitter acsess, does the opposing army's morale go down?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10123
10125
>>10121
They're bottlenosing at the bridge, right?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10124
10127
>>10122
POnly if you can think of a funny meme/joke to do it with.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10125
>>10122
I think I need that already
>>10123
The tweets should cause them to all come right towards us, and ignore the bridge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10126
The people of Port Barry are frightened, exhausted, and at wits end. Hours ago, there was peace and normalcy in their city. Heroes had appeared who promised growth, prosperity, and development, and who seemed to have the mettle to mete out such ends.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10127
10128 10129
>>10124
>Implying Trump's twitter isn't good enough
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10128
10129
>>10127
Gib memes, meme man!
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10129
>>10127
>>10128
they better fucking be good to
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10130
10131 10132 10133 10135
The sky became its self a portal, and from there all Hell and Abyss did rain down in a fever pitch. Thez emerged from the brothel (more on that later Xp) to find that it was literally raining fiends, and not in a good way.
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10131
>>10130
Fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
*tweets*
Casts OFFENSE
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10132
10133
>>10130
Diss gonna be good
GM, remember the deal. I'll signial you when its time.

Meme sugestions?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10133
stoked.png
>>10130
Bring it on!
>>10132
Anything to do with Happenings, war, blood, demons justice, etc.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10134
10143
Fuck, this is not my night. I has to go again
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10135
>>10130
yes!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10136
10137
rik9X1E.png
fq6dsum6jr9pk0aqudlh.jpg
Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2.jpg
Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2 (2).jpg
Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2 (3).jpg
Noticing a lull in the battle, Trump pulls out his Blackberry, and sends a tweet

His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send

sips diet coke
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10137
10138 10139
>>10136
what that thing trump?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10138
10140
>>10137
A magical potion from another world. It doesn't do anything (at all).
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10139
10144
>>10137
"No Matter,"

"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"

Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10140
10141
>>10138
A delicious tasting magical potion
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10141
10142
>>10140
>diet
>delicious
Anon...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10142
>>10141
Make an attack Tracy, and one that makes sense given the enemy's position
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10143
10147 10156
>>10134
>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with me
Torcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10144
10145 10146
>>10139
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10145
10148 10149
>>10144
GM, Tracy does this >>10120

Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10146
10148 10149
>>10144
Torc turns Trump yuge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10147
>>10143
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10148
10149
>>10145
*shakes head*
The formations are a mile long, you're not flanking them before they attack you
>>10146
Poor Fae...

LET'S DO THIS!!!
VE6yo
?
No.10149
10153
[1d20 = 8]
>>10145
Well the only way you're gonna get flank at this point is to dive over the side of the wall, so,.... (don't worry, you'll be fine)
>>10146
Yugeness by dice
>>10148
Right you are, Fae immediately discard you as a rider as your proportions increase.
nO0ip
?
No.10150
[1d20 = 12]
Slash those foreign faggots!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10151
10152 10155
How many rolls do I need to make?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10152
10154 10155
THIS time, Trump is "only" 24' tall, but he's several orders yuger than he was.
>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
UtICM
?
No.10153
[1d20 = 9]
>>10149
perception to find a miniboss tier demon
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10154
10159
>>10152
I meant for her to charge in with a javelin in maw.
She's moving on all fours.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10155
10160
>>10151
Just attack the enemy head on instead of taking half the battle to go around
>>10152
Reeee!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10156
>>10143
I'll be lurking but not posting
GM get my shit done
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10157
10158
As the party come more or less crashing down upon the fray outside the quarantine, Thez shows visible signs of relief.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
nO0ip
?
No.10158
10162
[1d20 = 20]
>>10157
"How do we take out the portal?"
SLASH DEMONS!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10159
10161
>>10154
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10160
10162
>>10155
Fuck it then, forget the flanking and charge right in through the smoke, screeching like a hysterical pony to make an Intimidation check.
aside from that, this >>10120 plan remains intact.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10161
>>10159
Is she at full size yet?
nO0ip
?
No.10162
10163
[1d20 = 15]
>>10160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
>>10158
WOO HOO!
DIE YOU DEMON SCUM!!!!
nO0ip
?
No.10163
[1d20 = 8]
>>10162
CLENSE THE HERESY!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10164
10167
GM
DO THE SPAGHETTI
w7TKI
?
No.10165
10167
[6d20 = 66]
Idk how to roll this, but...

Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10166
10168
"Inferius, attack!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10167
10175
Tracy barrels over several opponents, the javelin still firmly in jaw. Its kinda tingly once you get used to it. Though she's not aware of it (the electricity) she is full size and here hair is completely on fire.
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!"
>>10165
@_@ One sec
>>10164
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
UtICM
?
No.10168
10173
[1d20 = 15]
>>10166
i bull rush the advanceing horde.
w7TKI
?
No.10169
10172 10176
[3d20 = 26]
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
nO0ip
?
No.10170
10171
[1d20 = 11]
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
nO0ip
?
No.10171
download (1).jpg
[1d20 = 9]
>>10170
DIE DEMON SCUM!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10172
10173
So aside from anything I missed, I have Infernius buzzing by on Uatchit, Trump is either on Fae or on the ground, in either case murdering.
>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10173
10174
>>10172
see
>>10168

nO0ip
?
No.10174
10179
[1d20 = 7]
>>10173
Make the slashing attack. Take the halberd if desired
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10175
10181
>>10167
Well then have someone hit on me
https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
w7TKI
?
No.10176
10177 10178
[4d20 = 42]
>>10169
>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10177
>>10176
>Rolling 4 dice at once now
Make one attack sustained
w7TKI
?
No.10178
10180 10181 10183
[3d20 = 43]
>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...

Flaming hooves + kunai again!
UtICM
?
No.10179
10181
[1d20 = 16]
>>10174
can i dual weild my claymore and the halberd?
w7TKI
?
No.10180
10183 10187
[3d20 = 20]
>>10178
Again
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10181
10185 10193
As the party fills in, Thez slumps, obviously fatigued.
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.
>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready
>>10178
Noted.
>>10179
No

nO0ip
?
No.10183
10184 10187
[1d20 = 12]
Is it my turn? I don't know, but what I do know is that I want to kill things
>>10180
>>10178
REEEEEE!!! You don't get to just roll three dice every time so you can be sure you'll get one above 12

nO0ip
?
No.10184
10186
[1d20 = 20]
>>10183
Huzzah!
UtICM
?
No.10185
[1d20 = 2]
>>10181
i slash with my sword and cast burn
nO0ip
?
No.10186
[1d20 = 7]
>>10184
You have to go back!
w7TKI
?
No.10187
10188 10190 10192
[3d20 = 49]
>>10180
>5 and 4
Does this break the combo?
Cone of smoke for Concealment; Roar for Intimidation
Slash the next faggot in the vincinity.
>>10183
I have three natural weapons (2 flaming hooves and a maw) I can attack how I want.
nO0ip
?
No.10188
10189 10191 10193
[1000d20 = 10524]
>>10187
Oh fuck you
UtICM
?
No.10189
[1d20 = 6]
>>10188
oh my.
w7TKI
?
No.10190
10194
[3d20 = 25]
>>10187
>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10191
The party lands in decimation of their foes. Trump is now of grandiose proportions (not quite as big as last time, but still a tower of a man), while Infernius makes good use of Uatchit (not targetable, free to act). Tracy billows smoke around giving minimal concealment for the moment.
>>10188
wtf
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10192
10194 10196
>>10187
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10193
10195
>>10188
Oh fuck you
>>10181
So, does it work?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10194
10195
>>10192
>>10190
I'm confused now, can I make another cleave?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10195
10197 10203
Lenos, seeing reinforcements, wades further into the throng with claw and tail and bite. His size and strength easily overpower the lesser devils and demons at the forefront.
>>10193
Spaghetti? IDK, maybe?
>>10194
You cleave a total of 5 opponents before stopping
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10196
10198
>>10192
There are plenty of characters that could attack with three rolls, especially monsters.
UtICM
?
No.10197
10199
[1d20 = 3]
>>10195
i sheath my sword and fly by and attack with the halberd.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10198
10203
>>10196
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10199
10200 10202
Thez, between flurries says to the group: "I'm sorry everyone,... this is all my fault. I thought,... I didn't intend for everything to turn out like THIS." she says, accentuating her point by elbowing a fiend's head in.
>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.

UtICM
?
No.10200
10201 10207
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10201
>>10200
And for once, the dice decides it likes Inferius
UtICM
?
No.10202
10203 10206
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons>>10199

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10203
10204
>>10195
Concealment with cone of smoke whirled around the area her body.
Charge the next target with flaming hooves.
>>10198
point taken
>>10202
brutal
w7TKI
?
No.10204
[3d20 = 28]
>>10203
forgot to roll for the concealment and attack
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10205
10208 10214 10215
"Soros is in the stadium. The town and outside are filled with his followers and those of the Bogdanoff's. Lenos and I can keep this position (and the citizens safe), or we can divert per your strategy."
nO0ip
?
No.10206
[1d20 = 5]
>>10202
Mein Gott...

Attack!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10207
10209
>>10200
>kills 2
Nice throw!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10208
>>10205
"The Bogdanoffs. Who are they? Can you give me a quick rundown?"
UtICM
?
No.10209
[1d20 = 3]
>>10207
primal scream.
VE6yo
?
No.10210
10214
[7d20 = 58]
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10211
10212 10213
Trump, Tracy, and Infernius have attacks of opportunity
nO0ip
?
No.10212
10214 10217
[1d20 = 12]
>>10211
I smite thee demons!
UtICM
?
No.10213
10217
[1d20 = 13]
>>10211
aot go.
nO0ip
?
No.10214
[1d20 = 5]
>>10212
And another!

>>10210
Engaging who?
>>10205
The Citizenry is of no minor importance. Are you certain you two can hold this position?
w7TKI
?
No.10215
[3d20 = 20]
>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
w7TKI
?
No.10216
10218 10221 10223
[1d20 = 20]
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10217
10219
Note: because of "throng" combat, all opponents get de facto flank. Deal with it, ur facing an army
>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.
>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10218
>>10216
EXECUTION!!
nO0ip
?
No.10219
10220
[1d20 = 19]
>>10217
"Looks like we're not going anywhere soon"

Smite the demons!
nO0ip
?
No.10220
[1d20 = 7]
>>10219
Sime thee once more!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10221
10222
>>10216
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10222
10226
>>10221
Then we fucking hurry
w7TKI
?
No.10223
[1d20 = 10]
>>10216
Yes!
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10224
10225 10228
The city lies in ruins. In order to get from your current position (avoiding unnecessarily large formations of enemies that is) is through the plaza and toward the NW point, and then doubling back from the wall.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10225
>>10224
So be it
UtICM
?
No.10226
[2d20 = 14]
>>10222
slash slash
nO0ip
?
No.10227
[1d20 = 9]
Slash at any near
w7TKI
?
No.10228
[1d20 = 19]
>>10224
>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
VE6yo
?
No.10229
10230
[17d20 = 194]
No subtlety eh? Alright

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10230
>>10229
Subtlety? Why would we want or need that?
w7TKI
?
No.10231
10232
[2d20 = 23]
>dat roll
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
w7TKI
?
No.10232
10234
[2d20 = 24]
>>10231
>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10233
Plopping down in front of literal waves of infernals, the wavering light of city-fires (holy shit, did anyone else get deja vu?) painting themselves across the faces of the party and their opponents respectively, the group bursts into motion.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
w7TKI
?
No.10234
10235
[2d20 = 19]
>>10232
Cleave
Attack again, with both hooves and a kunai.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10235
10240
>>10234
meant to roll once, but whatever
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10236
10239 10240 10243 10248
>Torc causes an Autistic screech so loud and high, it blows away all the glass in Port Barry
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10237
10238
From the north, west, and east of the plaza, squads of D/Ds (devils and demons) race to join the fight.
UtICM
?
No.10238
10245
[1d20 = 19]
>>10237
can we get an updated map?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10239
10250
>>10236
>Banshee Wail
The first two rows of incoming assailants fall dead before they can even engage
nO0ip
?
No.10240
10241 10250
Pinkie_Pie_serious_face_S02E02.png
[1d20 = 19]
>>10235
I'm watching you
>>10236
Don't you break my glass! That costs money

Like a Mecha walking, Trump devastates his foes
nO0ip
?
No.10241
10242
[1d20 = 13]
>>10240
HUNGRY FOR MORE SUFFERING ARE YOU!
nO0ip
?
No.10242
[1d20 = 7]
>>10241
STILL MORE!
w7TKI
?
No.10243
10244 10248 10250
autistic-screeching-caption-this-15144320.png
[2d20 = 18]
>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)

Slash next victi- I mean enemy
w7TKI
?
No.10244
10246
[1d20 = 9]
>>10243
>he lives
Rear and crush his ribcage under both flaming hooves
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10245
battletown.jpg
>>10238

w7TKI
?
No.10246
10247
[2d20 = 36]
>>10244
>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
nO0ip
?
No.10247
[1d20 = 4]
>>10246
reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
UtICM
?
No.10248
10249 10252
[1d20 = 16]
>>10243
>>10236
roll to screech to add to intimidation.
nO0ip
?
No.10249
[1d20 = 6]
>>10248
MAGA!!!!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10250
10251
>>10239
WOO HOO, IT WORKED

>>10240
No
>>10243
Thanks m8

I give everyone a glass of caveman to boost their strength and vitality
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10251
10255
>>10250
No what?

*screeches autistically himself*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10252
10254
>>10248
Nice roll
Billows smoke all around to conceal self and prepare for the next charge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10253
10258
With an individual, not to mention collective fury that was entirely inconceivable to both Devils and Demons, the party continues its deadly advance.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10254
>>10252
>has concealment
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10255
10257 10261
>>10251
I will break your glass

If anything is close to me, I use my dagger
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10256
10260
Charge out towards the stadium.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10257
>>10255
Trump makes a note to stir Tourcil's Haggis later. Oh, and take his waifu
UtICM
?
No.10258
10259
[1d20 = 13]
>>10253
i light my sword on fire.
nO0ip
?
No.10259
10266
[1d20 = 6]
>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
w7TKI
?
No.10260
10262 10263
[1d20 = 16]
>>10256
roll (how many dice is appropriate for this?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10261
10264 10265
>>10255
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10262
>>10260
Roll however many you want, I'll use 'em or disregard
w7TKI
?
No.10263
10272
[3d20 = 34]
>>10260
>crushed and torn apart
Cleave!
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10264
10267 10270
>>10261
But my banshee wail

Hmmmm.....
I'm trying to think of a dank meme for this
Give me a moment
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10265
>>10261
I recommend the staff by default
UtICM
?
No.10266
10268
[1d20 = 14]
>>10259
slash
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10267
10276
>>10264
It was excellent, but there's many more who aren't dead.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10268
>>10266
Whizzzz, another demon loses its head
nO0ip
?
No.10269
10271
[1d20 = 2]
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
UtICM
?
No.10270
10276
[1d20 = 14]
>>10264
>not having a meme prepared.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10271
10274
>>10269
kek, fail
w7TKI
?
No.10272
10273
[1d20 = 4]
>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10273
>>10272
Dammit!
nO0ip
?
No.10274
10275 10277 10278
[1000d20 = 10723]
>>10271
Well fuck you too and fuck the dice too
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10275
>>10274
>Got a result that was 199 higher than the previous thousand
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10276
10301
>>10267
Well I know that
>>10270
I summon Klaus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
UtICM
?
No.10277
10279
[1d20 = 10]
>>10274
>trumpadin dies from a heart attack.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10278
10280
Trump, fully immersed in a blood-fury (not barbarian, but w/e) stumbles, losing his momentum.
>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?

The party is still at the wall, and holding position.

nO0ip
?
No.10279
10286 10289 10299
[1d20 = 10]
>>10277
That counts as your roll, so I am rolling

Fuck you demons!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10280
10282
>>10278
>The party is still at the wall, and holding position
Wait what
w7TKI
?
No.10281
10283
[3d20 = 47]
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10282
10284
>>10280
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
w7TKI
?
No.10283
10287
[3d20 = 22]
>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10284
10288
>>10282
but we're in the plaza according to the map
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10285
Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp
UtICM
?
No.10286
10293
[1d20 = 9]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
w7TKI
?
No.10287
10291
[1d20 = 15]
>>10283
Idk how to cleave in this game, desu, but keep attacking with kunai.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10288
10290
>>10284
That was before making the wall. I'm limited to timestamps, so please no bully
UtICM
?
No.10289
10294 10309
[1d20 = 12]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
nO0ip
?
No.10290
[1d20 = 19]
>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
w7TKI
?
No.10291
10292
[3d20 = 46]
>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
w7TKI
?
No.10292
10295
[3d20 = 41]
>>10291
Again
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10293
>>10286
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
nO0ip
?
No.10294
10296
[1d20 = 17]
>>10289
Very good Inferius

SLASHES ANOTHER!
w7TKI
?
No.10295
10297
[3d20 = 32]
>>10292
Keep attacking
nO0ip
?
No.10296
[1d20 = 3]
>>10294
And another!
w7TKI
?
No.10297
10298
[3d20 = 40]
>>10295
Does this break combo?
If not, attack again.
nO0ip
?
No.10298
>>10297
>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over

Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
\r
UtICM
?
No.10299
10309
[1d20 = 5]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10300
10303 10308
Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10301
10302
>>10276
How does klaus work?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10302
10330
>>10301
Incoming, give it a sec
nO0ip
?
No.10303
10304
[1d20 = 19]
>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be

Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
nO0ip
?
No.10304
10305
[1d20 = 14]
>>10303
And smacks the other Albanian!
nO0ip
?
No.10305
10307
[1d20 = 5]
>>10304
SMACK THE THIRD ALBANIAN!
VE6yo
?
No.10306
10310
[16d8 = 70]
[1d20 = 11]

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10307
10313
>>10305
Tracy, we got an Albanian blocking the way!
>Inb4 they are Croatian
w7TKI
?
No.10308
10312 10317
[3d20 = 25]
>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity
UtICM
?
No.10309
10311 10312
[1d20 = 1]
>>10299
>>10289
sorry for double post thread is freezing my browser.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10310
10312
>>10306
Okay, now I'm really suspecting that my dice are seeded. Just saying.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10311
>>10309
>Ice devil lands a hit
nO0ip
?
No.10312
[1d20 = 5]
>>10308
>An unnatural oral dexterity
Oh...

>>10309
They ALL have to go back!

>>10310
I know the feeling
w7TKI
?
No.10313
10314 10316
[1d20 = 1]
>>10307
Maul the fuck out of him
w7TKI
?
No.10314
10315 10316
[1d20 = 14]
>>10313
Dammit! I only wanted to look cool...!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10315
>>10314
That roll was unintentional...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10316
10318 10319
>>10313
>That dice roll
Uh...
>>10314
I hope that didn't result in what I think it did
VE6yo
?
No.10317
10320
[5d20 = 59]
>>10308
>oral dexterity
Giggity
>these dice
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).

UtICM
?
No.10318
10328
[1d20 = 8]
>>10316
i cast protect from evil on the party.
>frozen pone?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10319
>>10316
>giving him ideas
I'm all game for it though.
nO0ip
?
No.10320
10321
[1d20 = 19]
>>10317
I serve upon the Herzegovinian Alien an NTA
nO0ip
?
No.10321
[1d20 = 12]
>>10320
And the other Herzegovinian
nO0ip
?
No.10322
10323
[1d20 = 3]
The other!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10323
>>10322
Fuck! He got Asylum
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10324
10326 10331
GM, I rolled a 1: what happened?
Can I attack again?
UtICM
?
No.10325
10327
[1d20 = 8]
i cast bulls strength on trump
>+4 str
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10326
10329
>>10324
It means your oral dexterity failed to harm him, and let's leave it at that
nO0ip
?
No.10327
[1d20 = 5]
>>10325
With new found energy, Trump Slashes and Slices
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10328
10332 10333
>>10318
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
w7TKI
?
No.10329
10338
[2d20 = 37]
>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10330
>>10302
Torc causes a plauge of frogs

>klause kills everything
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10331
>>10324
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10332
10334
>>10328
But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s
UtICM
?
No.10333
10336 10338
[1d20 = 20]
>>10328
how many fires have i put out?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10334
10337
>>10332
Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.
nO0ip
?
No.10335
[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?

Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10336
>>10333
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10337
>>10334
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
w7TKI
?
No.10338
10339
burn, baby, burn.jpg
[3d20 = 21]
>>10329
Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.
>>10333
20 AND trips.
A lot.
nO0ip
?
No.10339
10340
[1d20 = 5]
>>10338
Is it my turn?

Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street
w7TKI
?
No.10340
10341 10344
[1d20 = 15]
>>10339
Finish-off whatever he tried to kill
w7TKI
?
No.10341
10342
[1d20 = 6]
>>10340
And keep on rolling
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10342
>>10341
Ah...
UtICM
?
No.10343
10345
[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons
nO0ip
?
No.10344
[1d20 = 10]
>>10340
Kill all that he did not kill
w7TKI
?
No.10345
10347 10348
[2d20 = 22]
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it

Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
VE6yo
?
No.10346
[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
UtICM
?
No.10347
[1d20 = 3]
>>10345
i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium
nO0ip
?
No.10348
10350 10351
[2d20 = 11]
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
VE6yo
?
No.10349
[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10350
>>10348
reeeeeee!
w7TKI
?
No.10351
10352 10353 10356
[1d20 = 11]
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.

Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10352
10354
>>10351
Still a horse
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10353
>>10351
Pick one, its your move
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10354
>>10352
Also, size buffs expire
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10355
10357 10358 10360 10361
1fpxdl.jpg
I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
w7TKI
?
No.10356
10359 10376
[1d20 = 16]
>>10351
The left
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10357
>>10355
Oh fuck...
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10358
>>10355
>all this damaged property
Checks out.
nO0ip
?
No.10359
10362 10369
[1d20 = 9]
>>10356
>Can I attack?
Attack Herzegovinian
UtICM
?
No.10360
[1d20 = 11]
>>10355
uh... what nuke?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10361
10363
>>10355
I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^
VE6yo
?
No.10362
[1d20 = 4]
>>10359
First attack fails, and
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10363
10366
>>10361
>leviates everyone away from blast
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10364
10365
... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
Infernius?
UtICM
?
No.10365
10367
[1d20 = 8]
>>10364
i advance towards the stadium
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10366
10368 10377
>>10363
Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10367
10370
>>10365
The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?
nO0ip
?
No.10368
[1d20 = 7]
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property

>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal
w7TKI
?
No.10369
[1d20 = 7]
>>10359
Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.
UtICM
?
No.10370
10371 10372 10376
[1d20 = 3]
>>10367
cut the muscles in their legs
nO0ip
?
No.10371
10373 10374
[1d20 = 16]
>>10370
Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10372
10375 10377
>>10370
Fail! Torcuil is next
nO0ip
?
No.10373
[1d20 = 4]
>>10371
SMITE THE AGAIN!
UtICM
?
No.10374
10378
[1d20 = 10]
>>10371
im trying man.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10375
>>10372
oh....
w7TKI
?
No.10376
10383
[1d20 = 3]
>>10370
I tyried that earlier in >>10356
Did it work?
*goes for the other leg*
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10377
10380
>>10366
I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP
>>10372

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10378
>>10374
I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10379
10381
>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
VE6yo
?
No.10380
[2d20 = 25]
>>10377
O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump
nO0ip
?
No.10381
10382
[1d20 = 12]
>>10379
So.... I think Tracy went last, so me

Slash the fucker!
nO0ip
?
No.10382
[1d20 = 8]
>>10381
And the other one right up the throat
w7TKI
?
No.10383
10386
[2d20 = 28]
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
VE6yo
?
No.10384
10385
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10385
10387
>>10384
What.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10386
10388 10394
>>10383
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10387
10388
>>10385
you got cock slaped
nO0ip
?
No.10388
10389 10390 10391 10394
[1d20 = 4]
>>10386
Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387
What?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10389
>>10388
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10390
10393
>>10388
Bay 7 is for crying
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10391
10392 10393
>>10388
the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10392
>>10391
Not crushed, but softened
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10393
>>10391
>crushed skull
Uh...
>>10390
Goes to bay 7
w7TKI
?
No.10394
10395
[1d20 = 8]
>>10386
*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388
>*cries*
Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.

Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10395
>>10394
No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10396
10405
786befbc6d89d5331e8ac3a9d9a91f6b.jpg
Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10397
10398 10400 10401
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10398
10399
>>10397
I tried that already, it did not work
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10399
>>10398
this is my 6th level spell it should work.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10400
>>10397
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Invisibility_Purge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10401
10403 10406
>>10397
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10402
10404 10405
Torcuil is next
w7TKI
?
No.10403
[1d20 = 11]
>>10401
*trample the pervert to death*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10404
10407
>>10402
He summoned spooki bois
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10405
10407
>>10402
See
>>10396

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10406
10425
>>10401
ok then i designate banisment as my next move.
VE6yo
?
No.10407
[2d20 = 25]
>>10405
>>10404
Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10408
10412
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
VE6yo
?
No.10409
10412
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10410
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10411
10412
Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn
w7TKI
?
No.10412
10413 10414 10415
[1d20 = 3]
>>10408
*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409
>"FUck..!"
>>10411
*bites hand off*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10413
>>10412
Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10414
10416
>>10412
Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10415
10418
>>10412
fail. Trump, its u
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10416
10417 10418 10420
>>10414
>disabled
Wait, is it really that bad?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10417
>>10416
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
nO0ip
?
No.10418
10419 10421 10422
[1d20 = 18]
>>10416
Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon

>>10415
Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion
nO0ip
?
No.10419
10422
[1d20 = 11]
>>10418
Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10420
>>10416
ill get some heals on that after this turn.
VE6yo
?
No.10421
[1d20 = 3]
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10422
10424
>>10418
>>10419
You jerk! Reeeee!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10423
10425
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10424
10426 10428 10431
>>10422
*Collapses from concussion*
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10425
>>10406
>>10423

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10426
10431
>>10424
Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10428
10429 10431
>>10424
i heal trump.
UtICM
?
No.10429
10435
[1d20 = 13]
>>10428

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10430
10433
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10431
10432 10434
>>10426
>>10424
*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428
Fuck off. You're not needed!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10432
10436
>>10431
>CPR for a concussion
I feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10433
>>10430
I give the enemies a free helcopter ride
UtICM
?
No.10434
[1d20 = 7]
>>10431
ok then i heal tracys jaw.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10435
10437
>>10429
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10436
10439
>>10432
She doesn't actually know what she's, but she saw an opportunity.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10437
10439
>>10435
Trump remains dazed and lying on the ground
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10438
10439 10440
Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10439
10446

>>10436
what she's doing*
>Tracy's faggot is actually certfied CPR (got it in college last year)
>>10437
>>10438
>*attempts mouth-mouth on Trumpadin, but is really just covering his face at this size*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10440
10441
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>10438
Trump would say "we are unable" but he is unable to speak
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10441
>>10440
>*picks him up and puts on back*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10442
10443 10444 10445
Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10443
10452
>>10442
*gently gallops towards the stadium*
UtICM
?
No.10444
10446
[1d20 = 5]
>>10442
i heal trump.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10445
>>10442
>prepares recreational nukes
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10446
10448 10450
>>10439
>>10444
Trumpaladin sees that he is being attacked the imp, who appearently survived when he hit Tracy earlier. He waves his sword at it, but it starts to run away

Vanderiem screams,
"Aye! Get back here ya gangly horse! I'll cut your teeth off"
VE6yo
?
No.10447
10449
[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10448
>>10446
kek seeing what u did there but no
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10449
>>10447
Trump wakes up confused, then walks over towards the stadium
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10450
10451
>>10446
>ignoring everything she just did
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10451
10452
>>10450
That's all he would see from his perspective
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10452
10454
>>10451
see >>10443
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10453
10454 10455 10457
As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10454
10459
>>10452
Yeah, the imp runs away
>>10453
Trumpaladin marches right through the home gate
UtICM
?
No.10455
[1d20 = 7]
>>10453
i scream IM AN ANTISEMITE LOOK AT ME
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10456
10463
No one can perfectly translate Soros, but he won't be nice.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10457
10459
>>10453
>inb4 he uses Blasphemy through the speakerphones
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10458
10460
"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10459
10461 10462
>>10454
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10460
>>10458
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10461
>>10459
>he's taller than me
reeee!

"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10462
10464
>>10459
Sorry guys, I really have to go
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10463
10465
>>10456
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10464
>>10462
Gib one last meme before I stir your haggis!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10465
10467 10470
>>10463
But he shouldn't be bleeding
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10466
i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10467
10469
>>10465
I've actually been subtly trying to reference Hook's Crocodile from Peter Pan for a while now, but I've been lazy and nobody noticed...
nO0ip
?
No.10468
[1d20 = 5]
SEVER THE HOMOPHOBES LEG!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10469
>>10467
>tfw when I reference the Art of the Deal regularly but I'm the only one who has read it...
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10470
Thez <whoofs> in
"Don't forget about me, you fossilized reject of nature!">>10462
It isn't decided yet, but its over. I'll auto-pilot
>>10465
He isn't, but Tracy has taken his blood and made something 'new'.
w7TKI
?
No.10471
10473
[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10472
10473 10474 10475 10479
Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.
nO0ip
?
No.10473
10477
[1d20 = 16]
>>10471
Saw right into the fucker's leg again, if Tracy wasn't premature in taking a turn
>Shouldn't Soros be attacking?
>>10472
What.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10474
>>10472
i cast spell immunity on us.
w7TKI
?
No.10475
10476
[1d20 = 7]
>>10472
Yeah, start maul at his blood/tissue and tear out a chunk as she passes by
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10476
>>10475
>no chunk of Jew for Tracy
nO0ip
?
No.10477
10478
[1d20 = 12]
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
nO0ip
?
No.10478
[1d20 = 6]
>>10477
Slash and push!
w7TKI
?
No.10479
10481
[1d20 = 12]
>>10472
Can I attack again now?
>Still running
Go for his next heel
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10480
10481 10482
"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
w7TKI
?
No.10481
10483 10486
[1d20 = 20]
>>10479
>>10480
Take one last bite out of him.
nO0ip
?
No.10482
[1d20 = 14]
>>10480
"It's okay Thez. I've lived this before. I know"
nO0ip
?
No.10483
[1d20 = 10]
>>10481
Nice roll but he's gone

In the alternative, trump smacks the fuck out of the back of tracy's head to prevent her from swallowing anything
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10484
10487
[bloodthirsty hoers noises]
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10485
10486 10487
As the essence of Soros begins to evaporate from the scene, the 'silent' sound of roaring fires echo within the character's ears,....
"Its not enough." she says*. "He'll be back*, and he'll bring ever more hoardes against you, and you, and,... you*"
"There is no stopping him*."
Thez begins an unfamiliar dance.

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10486
10488
>>10485
GM, what'd Tracy get in >>10481 ?
nO0ip
?
No.10487
10489
[1d20 = 17]
>>10484
Smacks pony with a hand 64 times the size of his already yuge normal hands. Because he's not going through all of that shit again
>>10485
"Yeah I know. Only months away from death and he gives 16 billion to his foundation so it can pay interest forever. There is no end"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10488
>>10486
Fucking nothing because he left by that point
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10489
10490
>>10487
"~Unf!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10490
10491
>>10489
Picks up pony (yes, she's the size of a Clydesdale, but he's much larger now), opens its mouth and removes anything from it, and then puts her over his shoulders so she is away from any blood or biomass material
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10491
10495
>>10490
Didn't the size buff wear off?
Also, wait for GM.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10492
10494 10495 10496
https://youtu.be/0zVKUOsUgMQ
"Southelehren, keeper and Mistress of the Gates: as your sovereign born, I commit myself to the reality that this now be true, by My will."
"Let this land be evermore untouched by those from outside. Let none who are neither blood, nor bourne, nor brought to this land EVER feel the sting of ANY who does not belong. Let the trees be free to dance in the wind. Let the people take pleasure in their lives and their family and homes. Let Football be given to all. Let,..." her voice fails, crackling.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW.
"Gladly! And I'll do it again! A THOUSAND lives, if this be done!"
SO MOTE IT BE.
Thez turns toward the party.
"I,... I'm sorry. I hoped that I could avoid this, but,... <ahem> well, things always turn out for the best right?" ^_^
Her voice belies uncertainty and doubt.
"This, this isn't how it was supposed to be, but its how it has to be. I CAN stop him, but only if I stop everyone. So I shall".
Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10493
10494 10495
"I can't,... you don't know,... I'll never forget you. Not Torcuil who doubts himself, nor Trump who never doubts himself. Not Tracy who is far more magnificent than she ever imagined, nor Infernius. Infernius. You big fukkin' oaf." She laughs for a moment, as her presence continues to dissolve.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10494
10497
>>10493
>>10492
THEZ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10495
>>10491
Either way, he's bigger than you to the degree he can pick you up
>>10492
>>10493
Trump actually feels sad and frightened at this
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10496
>>10492
>Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
[Discontented hoers noises!]
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10497
10498
>>10494
runs towards thez.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10498
>>10497
*cheers on*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10499
10526
Upon realizing what Thez is doing, he smiles

"She did have it in her. I'm impressed."
He speaks to Thez, but softly, because he knows she wouldn't hear him anyways,
"I misjudged you"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10500
10501 10502
"I'll always be just behind the veil, thinking and cheering for you, all of you. This was only an idea, and yet thanks to you it has been so much more. I didn't know that this sorta sentimental crap worked for non-humans, but what the hey right?"
She wipes her face.
"Anyway, thanks for being a part. Its been real for me, for my faggot, and for alot of others I hope. You don't get this kind of,..." her voice cracks again. She sighs.
"What I mean is, all of you are special and I hope you know that."
"Time is what it is, and if there IS a way through the barrier I've just enacted, I'll find it. Especially for you (indicating Infernius)."
"Do your best, everyone of you, and maybe we'll meet again."
And with that, Thez vanishes.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10501
10505
>>10500
"Go with God"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10502
10503 10526
>>10500
infernuis lets out a wail loud enough for the gods themselves can hear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10503
>>10502
*slowly walks up*
*pats back*
Tracy's faggot is stabbed in the back for breaking character
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10504
10508
OKKAY!
So cinematics aside, everyone has gained 2 levels that they have to distribute however they will.
The danger has subsided and the enemies are either dispatched (or disappeared) or have fled to the hills.
Port Barry is safe again, and I can't even. Seriously.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10505
>>10501
Nice pali. It is not God that she is want to go with. In time though.
The land is safe from outsiders.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10506
10511
The players will find a variety of deliberately placed mementos and accoutrements in and around their "areas".
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10507
10509
As Thez vanishes in front of him, he realizes only then an appreciation for her that had never before manifested. But as he stares in that spot, he realizes a new emptiness. A different emptiness, only made greater by Thez's absence, but still independent of it. A feeling that he fucked up, that he harmed things, and that there is no recovering. It will never be as right as it once was, and though the system may never fail, it will ever function as it once did - as it once could. He stands there unmoving until the others are away, and then limps back alone to Trump Tower
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10508
10510
>>10504
Tracy's a Blackguard now?
If she put more skill points into Concentration (she's been training it with her kunai for while now), could she take Pyrokinetic and Psionic Fist as Well?
*sets beaten garbage can on fire to meet the requirement*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10509
10516 10704
>>10507
As Trump stands there, several of the ne'er do wells surge forward to brace him.
"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10510
10515
>>10508
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10511
10513 10514
>>10506
*looks around*
What mementos?
Also, muh roll of 20 to get that chunk of Soros!
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10512
collapses in the spot thez was in.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10513
>>10511
Check ur room ^;_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10514
10517
>>10511
"No Tracy" Trump says with a soft voice, as if he's been beaten down. "it will only do you harm"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10515
10524
830555__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>>10510
>Tfw three prestige classes
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10516
>>10509
"yay" Trump says sort of ironically. "Clear the streets and the houses of the dead. Take number, and bury them outside town, near the garden of the new monastery. Tomorrow we begin the rebuilding."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10517
10519
>>10514
[disappointed hoers noises...]
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10519
>>10517
"Not all change is progress, little pony. Not all power is desirable"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10523
For simplification (and so I don't have to do this again, ffs I had no idea):
In Trump's room is Sugoito, a +4 (normal), +7 Shatter-spike. It is a weapon designed to destroy weapons with. Its less effective against opponents, but insanely effective against the arms they bear.
In Tracy's room is all kinds of gilt an jewelry. "You're pretty, don't hide it ^_~" is the note apparent.
In Infernius' room are Thez' pair of blackened sleeves, as well as her garter belt, and a small multi-faceted stone.
"You will need the belt, but you should have no problem taming the arms. Its been a long time since they've seen someone with a heart like yours. EAT THE STONE!"
In Torcuil's room:
A ring, and a pair of bracers, and a magnifying glass.
"Torcuil, you were the first to see this as more than just whimsey. For that you have my unending gratitude. To the degree that I am able, I will look after you foremost."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10524
>>10515
Wait a minute, she could become a Slayer too, if she had more Knowledge ranks in dungeoneering.

*Goes into library and reads every single bood about >Rape-Dungeons (I was actually going to make her do this, because I was going to see if she could get the ants to build her one)*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10525
10527 10530
There will be a few weeks (game-time) before the next session. Players are encouraged to devise and plan as they will. Everyone is a 13lvl +2 character now, and everyone's more versed in the rules. Don't bring it weak!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10526
>>10499
That actually means alot. ty
>>10502
U fukkin oaf

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10527
10529 10534
>>10525
*greed intensifies*
If she takes Spring Attack as her second Feat, can she become an Elocator?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10528
Alright, who unraped the mainboard?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10529
>>10527
Possibly, I'll look into it.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10530
10531
>>10525
are we in cinematic mode now?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10531
10532 10534
>>10530
Until further notice (prolly next fri-sat)
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10532
10533
>>10531
i eat the stone.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10533
10535
>>10532
Good lad. You'll need it, if you're planning on challenging the sleeves (PUT THE BELT ON TOO)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10534
10541
>>10527
*sighs*
>>10531
It's going to take a lot of resources to rebuild, but I guess it must be done
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10535
10538
>>10533
(I Do)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10536
"And I wanted to shout, to call to all our brothers, our soldiers, who are lying in the Russian, Ukrainian, Belorussian and Polish earth, who sleep for ever on the fields of our battles: 'Comrades, can you hear us? We’ve done it!'"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10537
Meanwhile:
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10538
>>10535
Ooooooh, u motherfucker
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10539
10540 10542 10550
BTW before I forget (Thez was gonna say this in her goodbye spiel but forgot) Tracy: stop fighting it. You're pregnant now. I'll explain it if you want, but it is what it is.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10540
>>10539
>high pitch sqweeeing.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10541
10543
>>10534
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10542
10544
>>10539
Ignoring this post for the time being
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10543
>>10541
"Huh?"
Trump thinks about the business contract he overheard Thez making
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10544
10545
>>10542
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10545
10547
>>10544
what is the belt?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10546
"Enough of that Smarmy sheit." Lenos breaks in.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10547
10548 10549
>>10545
Uhhhhh,... put it on.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10548
>>10547
... before the sleeves
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10549
>>10547
ok i put it on.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10550
10551 10557
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>10539
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10551
10553 10554 10558
>>10550
>faints
Preggos, amirite?
Seriously, Q/A/Meta time. Bring it.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10553
10556
>>10551
Did Soros scream like a bitch when I rolled that last 20 to take a bite out of him?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10554
10562
>>10551
How should I go about slowly developing extraplanar and psionic abilities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10555
>Pregnancy
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10556
10559
>>10553
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
nO0ip
?
No.10557
10560
33330283_ef24501ba8_b.jpg
Trump sighs, and pulls out an old, yet still fully inflated Football from his pack

>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded

\r
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10558
10562 10568
>>10551
did i gain levels in jedi?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10559
10561 10562
>>10556
It's a videogame and paranormal board

How is Tracy pregnant?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10560
10563
>>10557
You bastard...
*is out cold, cold*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10561
830606__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_monochrome_punisher.png
>>10559
>paranormal board
There's your answer.
This is /vx/: the larps are real.
Have fun being a dad.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10562
10563 10568
>>10554
Keep on, Do it.
>>10558
You seem to have levels. Go forth young padawan.
>>10559
Its a paranormal board. Okay, when Tracy drank Soros' blood she inherited part of his lasting nature, which repaired her reproductive tract, Then Trump <ahem> "adminidtered care"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10563
10565
>>10560
"It's okay, you can play it with us"
>>10562
So... Is Trumpaladin the Father?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10564
10566 10568
"That there is and would be a child of Trump and Tracy is very clearly written in the beore-prophecy of the prophecy. I thought you knew all that," Fae offers
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10565
10566
>>10563
"Progenitor is the preferred term"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10566
10569 10572
>>10564
>>10565
Fae, why you betray me like this?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10567
Yeah, that was some metaphysical shit that just went down.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10568
10570
>>10558
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10569
10571 10575
>>10566
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10570
10573
>>10568
You're not maxing out on everything.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10571
10574
>>10569
Just... Why
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10572
10575
>>10566
>John Elway
>Football
>roasted Goat
>licking herself
.
.
.
.
>You
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10573
>>10570
Yeah, that's bullshit... Reading is for Unicorns..
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10574
>>10571
You think I'm gonna sideline my effervescent-ness for just any reason?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10575
10577 10579
>>10572
>>>e621
No I wasn't talking about being with the lizard cat, I meant why she gotta pair me with Anakin Skywalker over here
>>10569
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOREWARNED ME!

Reeeeeeee!!!!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10576
>prolly didn't finish the vid to see the gurl faded away.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10577
10578
>>10575
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10578
10582
>>10577
"It appears I know less than I thought I did. Where does this prophecy go from here?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10579
10581
>>10575
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10581
10583
>>10579
It'll be from the prequel series, keep that in mind
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10582
10585
BTW, mainboard rape.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10583
Spoilered
>>10581
Sounds absolutely Unoriginal.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10584
Elway praise Trump
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10585
10586
>>10582
*Tracy's faggot crosses-out 7 of the flowcharts that led to Tracy murdering Fae*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10586
10587 10588
>>10585
Go with it. Do you realize the modifiers a preggo mother gets in a fight?! Its INSANE!
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10587
10589 10593
>>10586
Don't get me wrong; there were more than twenty of them.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10588
10593
>>10586
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10589
10590
>>10587
Did you really create flowcharts
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10590
10591
>>10589
Yes. I crafted a system that I call "Yandere calculus" to determine how I'll play her with each given development, all for the sake of staying in character.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10591
10594
>>10590
... Couldn't you just intuit what Tracy's character would do at each given crossroads, and not need to map out all possible outcomes with probably dozens of variables?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10592
eb2ac60ca2d0c80739398ea3cf6642e0--thousand-yard-stare-vietnam-veterans.jpg
>mfw
Yay me
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10593
10598 10600
>>10587
Wut? We're not going micro-chimerism are we?

>>10588
"Thus far"
GM hasn't even turned up the volume on "level-advanced aversaries"
"Oh shoot, I forgot the chain" she says at GM.
Keep it, no one is proficient, and you might need it.
"Okay... but tell Infernius"
Please stop.
Infernius, its absurd, but for what its worth she thinks you're amazing. This is seriously autistic shit, given that both are figmentary and all, but its important to her that I iterate that you're something special. THERE, are ypou satisfied?"
"Nope! At this rate, I may make a move for Godform!"
SMH
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10594
10595 10597
>>10591
The flowcharts give her structure: the mess of different paths are her "mind" per say. I can still nudge it in any direction, or ignore the charts altogether, but I prefer to keep her in character (so it's not me making the decisions; it's her). They also give a rational order to the mind of a seemingly irrational character.
I work hard to make this fun.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10595
10597 10599
>>10594
Its supposed to be fun. Thats my pinnacle agenda.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10596
>"SEASON ONE" GAME OVER
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10597
10691
abstrusegooseworldview_519.png
>>10594
This is what is happening here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeasuringTheMarigolds
>>10595
What would be the most relevant classes to spend the upgrades on?
Anonymous
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No.10598
>>10593
>tfw your Egregore, manifested over 24 years, is the waifu of another fictional character

Anonymous
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No.10599
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>>10595
>When everything I do feels like a power struggle
Maybe I'm not doing this right
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10600
>>10593
infernuis feel honored
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10601
10602 10603
Where is Lenos right now?
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10602
10603
>>10601
i also wish to know.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10603
10606
>>10601
>>10602
Lenos is busy hitting things with a hammer. It works for him.
"Whadya want?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10604
10605
Tracy's faggot finally goes to bed.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10605
>>10604
... and sleeps soundly, guarded and warded by friends and their thought-forms.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10606
10607 10609
>>10603
you show me how to make gold-steel?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10607
10608 10609
>>10606
"I don't know how to MAKE it, but I DO know how to make 'er move! With a hammer I mean,...."
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10608
>>10607
ok so you show me intro to metalurgy?
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10609
>>10606
>>10607
>Flowchart calls for casual acts of good nature, when Tracy is feeling this good
Tracy's faggot is to tired and lazy to write it out, but assume Tracy dug up the golem parts and dumped them in the crafting area, some time later in the next couple days after she woke up.
She did it when nobody was looking, in stealth.
Anonymous
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No.10610
10613
For his tired posturing Trumpaladin could not go to sleep, however fluffed up his pillow may have been, or however soft the mattress. He thought of the football he gave Tracy and of the first time he played it.

It was late December that year he graduated and started with CBP, and though not quite a rookie, he had been an officer only about eight months. A group of officers from the patrol in nearby Harlingen came to visit for group training that week. The lead officer was a man named Medina, a shuffled haired 28-year-old whose family was from there in the Valley, and could be traced back since the Spanish. He had that friendly and jesting personality to him. He had heard that Trumpaladin – and Trumpaladin was not known as “Trump” the time – was a college football player. He wanted to see this star player in action. So Medina challenged Trump and his patrol to a game against his Harlingen patrol. They played on a plowed farmer’s field, since the station did not have free land, and the farmers allowed CBP on their property, since they tended to scare away aliens, who cut barbed wire fences and clogged canals with litter. It was a brisk morning, perhaps 55 degrees besides a breeze, as it is often not very cold in the winter in South Texas, and with the sun rising over the fields it was truly a nice morning. This is not to say Trump felt nice, not by any means at all. He had driven in 12 hours from his home, where he stayed for Christmas, and was up late the night before with his companions. Though he did not drink and was not hungover, he had a headache that dominated over the otherwise tranquil and pleasant feel of the field.

Being the star and all, it was he who supplied the ball ad placed it on the field. He had run in to purchase the football at an Academy sporting goods store in McAllen just the day before, almost as an after though, but just in case they might want to play a game. He had missed playing ball in college, however intense and injurious it may have been to play. He did not miss it that morning. Trumpaladin always blamed his poor performance that morning on sleep deprivation and his head ache, but for whatever reason, he could not muster much more than Medina or the team from Harlingen. He won, to be sure, but it was that sort of victory that, under the circumstances, feels more like a mitigated defeat. “Good game” medina said to him as he tossed the ball to Trump. He was smiling as he did so, because he knew he had shown off Trump. Medina closed the gap by six points, down to only three points, 24-21, in the last quarter. Medina was a very good player that morning, and again in future matches. He was a very good officer, always did his work well. He was a good person, pleasant to be around, and always had a joke, even if he was somewhat teasing of Trump. He was shot and killed one morning on patrol, evidently by a group of Mexican drug smugglers. Trumpaladin would mentioned Medina in some of his later speeches, when speaking on the situation on the US Mexico border. He wished he could have told the audiences how well Medina played Football that day; how he loved the sport as did Trump.

The football, the same football Medina carried across the goal line twice that game, was probably the only physical memento that Trump had of Medina. Really, it was one of the few he had remaining relics of the two years of his life he spent in CBP. And he gave it to Tracy. He truly did give up a piece of his soul when he handed it to her. But that was okay, because he had given up far more to his country, or for his career. Certainly, Medina gave far more. He knew that delivering the ball was probably for nothing, and that that football would probably remain in Tracy’s room indefinitely, cluttering up a corner. Worse, it may form a part of some bizarre shrine, its true use never appreciated. But that was also okay. Over the years, Trump became used to vain sacrifice. So many times he removed criminal immigrants just to see them come right back again. The man suspected to have killed Medina was himself removed three times. And Trump had equally fought against corrupt politicians and sports announcers just to see them come back again and again. But that was okay, because he had done all he was able. He did all he could to stop the bad hombres. He did all he could to fight against the corruption of the NFL, and he did all he could to stop the globalists in his time. So when he failed, and it all came to nothing, he could say he was admirable. He played a good game. So too, it will not be his fault when Tracy turns.

He thought about Port Barry. He told them to gather the bodies – the bodies of those who did not make it to safety – and burry them in the monastery. Tomorrow he would assess the damage to the structures, and determine how much of the town needed to be torn down, and how many of his own buildings were damaged. For a moment, the thought crossed into his mind that Port Barry was attacked while he was away on a fruitless expedition. Medina was killed on a day he had taken off. But the thought was banished from his mind. He thought about Thez, how she disappeared, and how she had sealed the outsiders away forever. Such meaningfulness in her sacrifice, He wish his own death had accomplished as much, or that he could have done as much service to the citizens of Port Barry. They’ll have their own new football tomorrow, and he hoped to make this new one count.
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No.10613
10695
>>10610
That was awesome. Well done. One good turn then 'eh?
The character who would eventually come to be known as Thez logistically began just short of 30 years ago, on OP's 8th birthday. He could wax idiotic about what was happening at the time, the events of the day as they unfolded (it wasn't a good day even before this next bit) but long story short, his closest and most dear friend and her mother were killed by a drunk driver while en route to his birthday party. Birthdays have never been the same since.
A few years later he would find himself in a new state, at a new school, and it was his birthday again. His teacher had a tradition of having all students tell everyone about themselves, answer questions, and allow everyone to get to know them on their birthday. The class would take this information and write a short paragraph about the student in question, and most students loved the attention and would readily soak up the opportunity to tell everyone all about themselves. Instead, OP had a nervous breakdown (Thez' loss was not the only shitty thing that had happened). 9 year olds were not supposed to have nervous breakdowns in class, so this garnered attention.
Around this time he was introduced to D&D 2nd edition, and the "really nice lady" who met with him once a week encouraged him to explore the potential of a world that he could create, which he took to with great enthusiasm. He had a few successful and unsuccessful characters, all of whom ended up dying or languishing cuz boring. Then, during a campaign with older and (to him) newer players, they killed off his favorite character in a death trap. He'd never experienced D&D death traps, but these older guys were into that, and when he enthusiastically offered to challenge the narrow passage that they were presented with, the DM killed him quickly and finally, and had the gaul to hang his character sheet on the wall like a trophy.
The DM told him he could make a new character, but they would start off at 1st level, and with nothing. Not consciously aware of what he was doing, OP asked if the character could be slightly different. He wanted to play a 1/2 elf, 1/2 dwarf character. The DM thought for a moment and said "Ok, but no stat modifiers."
Op looked through the book of Dwarves that was piled on the table, looked through the list of names and said "Okay. Her name is GIlana".
Gilana de Fatima Korragar al Thez, as she would fully emerge, was OPs favorite character from that point on. She's the only character who has never died, as well as the only character who has killed another character, legitimately and with cause.
As she has experienced and developed, she has taken on all sorts of proportions new. She's Nightcrawler meets Deadpool meets Lady Death, meets,.... Its kinda ridiculous how many literary and media references and influences OP has piled into her.
In time his gaming ceased and he lived his life to the best of his ability. He found a career, established a household with an incredibly understanding young woman who is an oldest of oldfags (we're talking a 4chan.net oldfag), and ultimately forgot about Thez. Then one day his spouse purchased a used D&D 3.5ed book set from a garage sale.
That was about 3 years ago.
1/2
Anonymous
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No.10614
10695
OP knew nothing of 4chan - I mean he knew OF it but never bothered to visit 'cuz the reputation he'd heard was "Watch out for the child porn" - nor the first thing about Tulpas, but as soon as he opened the books he immediately remembered Gilana and all her adventures. But being not your average character and being something of a reflection of him, she had taken on new proportions and aspects in a parallel of how his life had developed. So for kicks, OP started to play again, first by himself and later incorporating others. At first it became a hobby to him, guiding Gilana through all sorts of adventures and circumstances, relying solely on the dice and his imagination to explain what, how, etc.
She wandered through Limbo, the Abyss, the 9 Hells, Tartarus, and so on. Eventually he exhausted all the available options of the prescribed worlds and dimensions, had run through most of the creatures in the Monster's Manual. So then he decided to make a world where she could inhabit that was a synthesis of all the worlds and dimension, somewhere where there was some of everything. Somewhere where when a character died they were brought to to live on. This was all very Freudian, and if he had been psycho-analyzing at the time he would have (and later did) say "Oh, that's why".
He would eventually find his way to 4chan during the Republican primaries, would lurk and occasionally post but mostly just browse.
And then in time April fools day happened.
Its important to note that the young girl who he'd known as a child was a huge fan of 80's MLP. She insisted they play MLP even though he knew nor cared for it (his favorite was TMNT). So when 4/mlpol/ happened, he discovered some things and rediscovered others.
He rediscovered a deeply buried part of himself that he regretted having put away, and he discovered a place where not only was he welcomed, but SHE was as well. They had a NAME for what she was, and it was not a bad thing or a dirty secret but something to be recognized and appreciated. And now, here on Mlpol.net, though OP is quite certain that there are detractors in the audience lulzing their asses off, he finds that there is something here that he didn't even think was possible. Thez (her infernal mother made 2 conditions for her leaving Hell with the 2 stones, one of which was adopting the name Thez) had friends. SHE had people who were important to her.

And so it should come as no surprise that though it will take an indeterminate amount of time (time is different in the outer realms) and who knows how OP is gonna figure out how it works (cuz the wish was pretty explicit), at this very moment there is a purple and pink streak tearing through armies with purpose and wild abandon.
"GTFO my way! I've got somewhere to be!"

Now. the stone of Law and Chaos are hidden in a compartment in one of her garters. Its a combination lock, so don't expect to get anywhere with that, but neither will they be detected or will anyone come looking for them.
The 'garter belt' is actually a Girdle of Cloud Giant strength, and the stone Infernius ate is a durpey ioun stone of regeneration. It doesn't fly properly like an ioun stone should, it just kinda rolls around requiring it to be contained (usually in hand, but she found eating it to be more effective). I called it the durpey stone before I'd watched MLP btw Xp.
Thats all for now!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.10615
Okay, after looking into the prestige classes, it's actually just bullshit for Tracy to level up as a Slayer and Elocater while being something else because of the "Powers Known" trait: she could take the classes, but she'd have to choose which abilities to manifest.
Guardian Paramount was the class the Flowcharts call for in the Good Ending, so forget about the Spring Attack feat and take the Feats of Blinding Speed, Superior Initiative, and Lightning Reflexes.
Anonymous
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No.10616
10617
The bracers for Torcuil have a permanent Shield spell affixed to them, which in addition to granting a +2 to AC, cause an invisible tower-shield of force to hover with the player, direct-able by thought (no hands!). The two rings (I forgot one of them) are Defense +3, and Climbing+5/Jumping+10.
There is also an ear-cuff of Blinking (same as ring) which causes the wearer to strobe granting a 50% chance of incoming attacks to miss entirely.

Amongst Tracy's stuff (in addition to the raw gold and gems) are:
The golden dragon tiara-thing that blinks
A butterfly hairpin that flaps its wings
A ladybug that crawls around on the wearer (Cha +2)
Dozens of rings, necklaces, circlets, etc.
2 oversized tarot cards, all gilt and gems, of the Queen of Staves and the Queen of Swords
Oh, and I forgot to mention the Mask as well. The mask is a Mask of Disguise +10, granting whatever illusion the wearer desires.
Also for Infernius is an Endless Bandage. Its the stamp-roll thing, and its never ending. It would be great for TPing someone's house.
I'm reasonably certain that that's all, but don't quote me on that.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10617
>>10616
Wow... That'll help with the ceremony.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10619
10621 10645
BTW, I totally nerfed the Soros fight. It was gonna be long and drawn out, and super exhaustive/ing, but when we got to him I found that I was super exhausted. It would have been a battle of attrition, but even if ppl died they would have lived cuz Thez has the random stick. I was gonna make everyone work for it, but the outcome was kinda inevitable anyway cuz Thez is herself a Deus Ex Machina.
Now, Lenos is still around (he's no slouch), and Slag is somewhere in the periphery, but from this point on there are no safety nets. Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it (but you're still hungry), and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there. That said, I'm going to be getting more creative with these sessions, as I won't be split between deciding what Thez wants to do while determining what is happening.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10621
10624
>>10619
Can Tracy try a diplomacy check with the residents of the Hive to see if they could help her excavate one of those caves in the mountain into a secret lair?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10624
10627
>>10621
I wouldn't even involve a diplomacy check, go nuts.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10626
10645
Basically, the players have about 3 weeks of 'interim' game time to decide what developments they want to apply to their characters, and what additions they want to apply to the world and their environment. As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established. Players can rp or describe what is/will/has happened, whichever they prefer. Also, though there are 2 rules expressly forbidding it, word around the Port (especially in light of last night's events and the sudden participation of the ne'er do wells) tells of a Fight Club, something Thez started weeks ago when the party first liberated the city from the rats. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10627
10628 10645
>>10624
Tracy gathers up a few books on Foosball, divegrass, dungeoneering, and anything else that seems useful, and heads off to the Hive.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10628
10629
>>10627
She should bring paper and a pen
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10629
10630
>>10628
She'll just write it on Ponimaru's skin.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10630
10631 10645
>>10629
Uhm, I mean for the ants. They don't have mouths, and they lost their potato. Also, Thez taught Ponimaru a few tricks. She's the one who brought him back btw, and after a few unscripted interactions she took him as an apprentice.
She IS a grandmaster monk after all.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10631
10632 10645
>>10630
>took him as her apprentice
So what you're saying is, he won't just run and scream like a bitch when he sees Tracy again?
I kept meaning to make him a soccer ball out of the skin on his butt as a consolation gift (he wouldn't know what it was), but Trollestia kept getting in the way..
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10632
10633
>>10631
No, and he'll be much less of a newb if you ever fight again.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10633
10634 10635
>>10632
*scoffs*
Well, when they do meet, Tracy would probably have a set hierarchy in her mind (getting 1-shot K.O'd knocks you down on the totem pole).
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10634
10636 10647
>>10633
Tracy can still whup his ass, but he could probably rival Fae at this point.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10635
>>10633
Were you wanting to 'game' an interaction with the ants, or were you asking to determine possibility?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10636
10638
>>10634
Well, I was planning on turning one of those caves into a secret >rape dungeon, so yes.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10638
10639
>>10636
I was more wondering if you wanted to RP the exchange or was simply getting it done your interest?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10639
10640
>>10638
I gotta do stuff for the next few hours, but I'm not exactly sure what I'll do atm..
I assumed Tracy would first have to butter-up the ants to get them to help her out; maybe impress them with foosball knowledge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10640
10641
>>10639
That would certainly impress them, but since they don't have a Queen anymore and aren't working to keep her safe/cozy/pregnant all the time (not to mention catering to her every whim cuz mind control), they would not be opposed to a side project. They're excellent diggers and engineers, and they feel they owe the party anyway, their quality of life has shot through the roof since she got squished.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10641
10642
>>10640
That's what she'll do then.
Any options/limitations on the dungeon, before I plan it out?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10642
10643
>>10641
Well, the only restriction would be technological, as ants don't use tech or tools at all. Other than that, I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10643
10644
>>10642
I suck at planning shit... I'll try though.
No tech needed though, mostly just lots of dark, private, secretive space.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10644
>>10643
Perhaps you mean "I've had less success with planning things in the past."
Take your time, try not to get frustrated or discouraged. ^_^
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10645
10646
>>10619
>Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it... and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there.
Tell me more!
>>10631
>>10627
I saw that! I will end you you globalist shill
>>10630
Can the ants be conscripted to do manual labor for purposes besides building a bat cave?
>>10626
>As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established
Okay, this is what I really want and need. I need a damage report on Port Barry
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10646
>>10645
Well, its a booth, and whoever is put in it is restored to life and full health (eliminating status ailments, etc.). Its basically an instant revive, except at least one person has to be alive enough to get anyone there (so if everyone dies, GM has to get creative) putting the ball more in the players' court.
The ants can be conscripted to do labor, in fact that's what they're good at. For a larger-scale project they would probably require some sort of incentive or remuneration, and also note that they don't know the first thing about aesthetics.
Alot of the damage is superficial, with over half the buildings showing fire damage. Still, some of the inner buildings have been entirely reduced to rubble. The sticky wicket has been entirely spared, because Thez liked the place and performed an unhallow on the place (so when invading, the demons and devils were like "Hey, this place is kinda nice. We'll leave this one"), as is the Rusty Duck, which was a rallying point for many of the civilians and a point from which the people began to fight back. Also the brothel was untouched, as well as the rich neighborhood simply 'cuz there weren't really any people there (no victims = boring).
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10647
10648 10651
>>10634
Reeee! Why is Fae so weak? Is there anything I can do to increase her strength and speed?
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10648
10649
>>10647
Certainly. As a character she's level 1, but can easily train, develop, and progress as any character would. Have her do stuff, she'll get better.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10649
10652
>>10648
Well shit, then I'm signing her straight up for fight club, and spending other time teaching football to the citizenry. Teaching involves playing of course, which is a very physical activity. Eventually, I think I'll move her over to the Military Order
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10651
10652 10654
>>10647
She's just a level 7 monster.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10652
10655
fight-club-brad-pitt-tyler-durden.jpg
>>10649
>sign up for Fight Club
You don't know how that works do you? I get your meaning though.
>>10651
For one she's a 9HD creature, but for two that's just her baseline. Any creature can advance, esp by way of player intervention
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10653
"Ooooh! I would SO have whupped some shape into her! You're such a faggot!" Thez says in response to the latest, and at OP.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10654
10655 10658
>>10651
Then why the hell is white knight weeb horse at the same level?

Nope, search the tower for power crystals
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10655
10656 10658
>>10652
Interesting. Is there anything else I should know about improving monsters?
>>10654
Ponies are the superior species.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10656
10657 10658
>>10655
But Ponimaru is not a pony, he''s a horse
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10657
10658
>>10656
Good point.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10658
>>10654
Not the same level, but Thez taught him some techniques and forms which put him on relatively equal standing in terms of combat ability.
>>10655
Thats a broad topic, so I'll give a quick rundown.
Monsters and creatures are designed to be, right out of the book, <blam> there's a thing. It doesn't incorporate history, etymology, conditioning, etc. For the most part, they're there to get owned on. Advancing a creature is not dissimilar to advancing a player or character, in that experience and circumstance allows the creature to refine its self. To be quite honest, given Fae's participation in recent events, I'm not opposed to giving her a level as a fighter or another mundane (no bully) class.
>>10656
>>10657
He's a young colt, and he's got spirit, even if he is squishy. (he is though)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10659
10660
If Tracy has Ethereal abilities, could I at least say that she's gotten to the point that she could glitch through walls?
She'll develop the dungeon based on that.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10660
10665
>>10659
The answer depends more on where you put her at the end of three weeks and with 2 additional levels to assign. Tl:dr probably.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10661
10662 10663
If Tracy is now an outsider, shouldn't she be banished from the realm along with all of the other outsiders with Thez's spell?
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10662
10664
>>10661
Good question! No. Thez' spell (wish, its a Pit Fiend thing) was particular to full-on outsiders, and while Tracy has developed outsider traits, she is still quite natural-ish-for-Tracy. So yes, there is a 'taint' of outsider to her, but no that does not compromise her ability/nativity to the environment.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10663
10664
>>10661
[Infernal hoers noises!]
Tracy still has a dual body and a corporeal form through: she's different, maybe closer to a Native Outsider.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10664
10665 10666
>>10662
All Outsiders must now be removed
>>10663
>Native Outisder
Per the Outsider Exclusion Act of 1882, you no longer have valid legal status in this realm, and shall be removed
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10665
10667
>>10660
Say she's been honing her concentration and focusing on her Su type abilities, including psionics and etherealness.
The Dungeon largely functions as a private place for her to focus her powers.
>>10664
No. Activating the Anchor-Baby clause: Tracy, as a Native Outsider, is originated and tied to the material plane; she even still needs to eat sleep and breath. She cannot be banished due to having been born material.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10666
>>10664
A disembodied hand appears above Trump for a moment, and <WHONK> he has a lump on his head.
"It was business."
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10667
10668
>>10665
Were you born in this realm? No? You have to go back
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10668
10670
>>10667
Neither was Trumpadin.
Nobody said the God Emperor couldn't have a foreign waifu, anyway.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10669
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Thez stated none who were born, native, OR BROUGHT to this realm,... everyone in the party is excluded.
why did I have to put so many feels into that scene?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10670
10671 10672
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>>10668
Actually, speaking of which, GM, can I import a Slovenian Unicorn for Waifu purposes?
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10671
>>10670
Thats not the first time you've asked that, I thought you were kidding. First step - per your description - is how do you intend to contact Slovenia?
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10672
10673
>>10670
Import? As in trade? No. I'll look into how to put a Slovenian unicorn into the mix, but if I were in Vegas my money would be on "Tracy's gonna kill".
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10673
10674 10675
>>10672
>You changed IPs, and your new hash is now h0LO. Congratulations, you are now "Holocaust" user
Well, whichever foreign land has hot unicorns looking for visas. Port Barry is, well, a port, so it must have contacts with far off exotic lands
>Tracy's gonna kill
Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin but so uneager to be waifu material? Oh well. The hot new unicorn can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower, and give public speeches that she plagiarizes from Twilight Sparkle. And if Tracy succeeds, then at least Tracy will have committed an aggravated felony, and so can have her visa revoked and be deported back to the outside regions
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10674
10675
>>10673
The power went out, my wifi reset. I'll see myself to the gas chambers.
>>10673
>why is she...
<smack> I'm <smack> working <smack> on <smack> it! Surely you know the plot of the Taming of the Shrew?
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10675
10676 10678
>>10673
>Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin
Have you leaned nothing these past 4 months?!
>...can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower...
>bla bla
Try telling that to a level 15 extraplanar rogue. I'll turn her into prenatal smoothies and make it look like a skiing accident, if you tempt me.
>>10674
GM, were you intending to add quests to this game? I really want to take that Assassin class.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10676
10681
>>10675
I'll get right on it
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10677
"You know,...."
You have no idea what you've just done.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10678
10679 10681
>>10675
Okay then. I'm turning in my >>8888 →, my >>9999, and my >>10000 for official waifuing of Trollestia. Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways. And yes, all ponies are impressed by quads. To further impress her, I show her my twitter account which is nothing but global-scale trolling
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10679
>>10678
I was gonna say something snarky, but since Thez is now Infernius' waifu I suppose I don't have a leg to stand on. Also, you're right, the twitter is some topkek trolling.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10680
10681
Can I just,... for a moment?
If you have a chance, check the board statistics, and hit on /vx/ on the bottom. You know that's pretty much all us right? Thanks fam.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10681
10682 10684 10686 10687 10689
>>10676
Anyway, the >Rape Dungeon, just as a pre-draft design, was meant to mostly just be a development of existing underground caverns furnished into into separate rooms with designated functions. Multiple passageways would be opened-up or collapsed to make different areas more or less easy to transverse.
The important part is that, not unlike a phase spider's nest, the dungeon isn't reachable from the outside, and several passageways (to be specified later) wouldn't be accessible without an ethereal host even with the dungeon. Nobody could get in or out without Tracy's powers.
The many of the ants are small and able to fit through small cracks, so altering a preexisting cave to make it furnishable and inescapable should be within their capabilities. Tracy will reward them generously by crafting them ant-sized futbols and teaching them rules and strategies to reenact 4cc tournaments, as a step-up from foosball.
I'll describe it in better detail later. Tracy has moderate ranks in search and survival, and dungeoneering knowledge can be attained through the tower's library (Tracy would have the patience to read about it, because dungeons are a topic of her interest).
The ideal purpose of this project is to give Tracy a place to unleash her powers in private, and to give her a place to retreat to when my flow charts call for her to require 'alone time' yest becoming violent.
>>10678
>Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways.
This is worse than hogging her to yourself. Learn to commitment.
>>10680
It wean we're building board culture.
So far, /vx/ is a board where RPG's become dramatic to supernatural proportions.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10682
10683
>>10681
it means we're building board culture
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10683
>>10682
*
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10684
10685 10686
>>10681
I will fucking murder you
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10685
10686
>>10684
Not if I murder you first!
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10686
>>10684
>>10685
>wistful sigh
Ahhh, young love,....
>>10681
Thats fine. You're basically describing a Fortress of Solitude (less on fortress), where Tracy can do her thing(s) without interruption. Done.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10687
10698
>>10681
>RPGs become dramatic etc.
I'd be remiss if I didn't state that this is/was/has-always-been one of my agendas.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10688
10698
It works along the same lines as voodoo desu
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10689
10692
>>10681
>All this shit for privacy
Literally just walk a little further away from town, and pay any outdoors-men to be quiet
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10691
10693

>>10597
>GM never answered his request for advice
As far as I can understand, Paladins don't exactly multi-class (epic paladin is already best class though), but they can take prestige classes. Being as how your character is based on the President of the united states, who (((some))) would call a populist, I'd suggest going for the epic prestige class of High Proselytizer for maximum leadership (could command armies of converts), and dedication to football-related spells. Another class could be Divine Emissary (probably better for combat and spells), although it seems like it'd take a bit of planning to meet the requirements.

(Both of those classes would be perfect for Infernius too as a cleric, if he hadn't wasted all his feats on force powers without even taking a psionic class, instead of honing his dedication to Hitler)
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10692
>>10689
You're missing the point. Tracy wants to make a space for herself that is unoccupied, unknown, virtually (physically) impassable, unique, safe, structured to her proclivities, etc.
<BOOF> approved
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10693
10694
>>10691
This. Sorry I missed the post, though it was buried in a sea of autism. You're right though, except that Infernius had already begun learning Psionics from a book he found in the library.
Plan to Make Port Barry Great Again, Part 1
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10694
10696
>>10693
Alright alright, first thing is first

Forget burying the dead, we’re reviving them one by one through the undead booth, and healing any sick or injured. This should also vastly reduce insurance premiums, so consider the “Repeal and Replace Obamacare” prong of “Make Port Barry Great Again” satisfied. Also, if there are any other dead who may be revived (that are not evil), try to revive those as well. Trump needs all the citizenry he can get. This process will be carried out by townsfolk conscripted into doing this, or is directed by the Broncos.

Second, any and all Denver Broncos (reeee! I named them “The Port Barry Generals” in reference to Trump’s New Jersey Generals), any Ne’er do wells who fought against the demons, any militia men, and really any NPCs who Trump can lead who fought in the battle against the demons, are now promoted to fighters to the degree their experience permits, except perhaps for those who can be promoted to Clerics with relevant experience. Fae took part in the battle as a melee fighter, so this should include her

Of the buildings Trumpaladin ordered constructed, these are the Stadium – built at the cost of 50000 shekels and now complete – the Monastery, the school, and the additions to the town forge. These should all be complete, or if not, should be completed. I believe the monastery is located outside of the city wall to the north on the western side of town, basically near the stadium.

It’s official, Trumpaladin is now ordering the creation of a Military Order – a set of battle monks to fight on behalf of Football. To this end, Trumpaladin will now order the construction of an official enclosed training field, and a second monastery-style building with a large court yard to be used for military training.

All promoted fighters mentioned above will now participate in mandatory training each day, at least to the extent they are not essential personnel elsewhere. In the morning, they will practice gridiron itself, learning tactics, teamwork, and the essential skills to play the sport. Because Gridiron is an insanely intense and dangerous physical sport, a team activity, and also the relevant religion, they should simultaneously gain points in strength and as well as religious skills. In the afternoons, they shall practice melee and ranged combat, in weapons of all manner, as well as hand to hand combat. Formation practice will occur as well. Trumpaladin will personally train the citizens where he is available, and should gain points in the applicable fields in the process, besides leadership. Further, to this end, all books on the art of war and combat will be collected and distributed to the library of the monastery. They will be taught to the new fighters in the live exercises, as well as in class on weekends or later at night. Correspondingly, they will be taught the history of Football. Fae will assist as competent. Likewise, relevant books on classes of enemies shall be moved from the Tower to the Monastery, and taught to the Church Militant

As a corollary of the above, the Church of Football – the United States Football League – shall be reorganized. It shall consist of one giant class – the Church Militant, which is the group named above, of those who participated in the fight against the demons. They will be divided only by leaders and followers, experience, and by those who can be there full time. The Broncos/Generals will of course play the Gridiron for the citizenry every Sunday, but all train together and worship together as one. There will of course still be several divisions of the church. The Secular Clergy – the Broncos/Generals – are those who administer the religious services in Port Barry. They shall consist of those with the highest religious and physical strength. Those with the highest charisma, but also high on religious knowledge, shall join the Mendicant Order. They shall preach the gospel in new and foreign lands. Those with the highest skill in combat, and also not essential elsewhere, shall join the Military Order. They shall be Football’s mighty sword. Those also strong on the battlefield, but unable to leave the city for extended periods of time, shall join the Town Militia. They shall be Port Barry’s shield. Those with high knowledge in other fields, as well as high charisma, shall be a part of the Monastic Order. They shall help to educate and train the citizenry of Port Barry in every field.

Trumpaladin shall meet with Lenos and try to determine if he is interested in being any part of this, and shall assign him accordingly, perhaps to teach advanced crafting materials, to teach martial arts, or to teach about what dangers lie in the world.

Trumpaladin shall try to involve Inferius, specifically approaching him and comparing the military order to the Teutonic Knights of Prussia. If he is interested, he may teach and train in combat. (and probably teach Rockwell in the process).

Any exceptionally knowledgeable citizenry in the crafts who possess any teaching skills shall be recruited to the Monastic Order, though not necessarily enrolled in the Church Militant. They shall begin teaching these skills in the School, to improve the skills of the citizenry. Likewise, all of the youth of Port Barry now have mandatory education in the school. This includes playing Football, at least so far as physically able, which is administered by any free members of the Church Militant who are likely to be assigned to the Mendicant Order

I should also mention that by this point the Church should be collecting Tithes – by which of course I mean charging the cable companies insanely high rates to broadcast their games, and the city should be collecting customs duties on goods traded, especially with an influx from the jeweling industry. The city should likewise be able to levy soldiers, and to conscript corvees for work.

Don't worry, I have much more planned
Anonymous
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No.10695
10696 10706
>>10613
>>10614
good story op
Anonymous
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No.10696
10697 10704
>>10695
*blogpost
>>10694
I get where you're aiming, and you're not far off, but can I suggest that you're more fixated on the destination and may be overlooking the origin? I mean, it is good to be ambitious and you present some grand ambitions, but these things take time. I'll go ahead with "this has begun, but is a long way of reaching fruition".
Anonymous
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No.10697
10699 10701
>>10696
I do not understand
Anonymous
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No.10698
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>>10687
>>10688
You and I are on the exact same page here.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10699
Tracy goes for a walk in the forest to scout-out a private cave for herself, and totally doesn't at all try to terrorize the local wildlife.
>>10697
This.
I'll just go with the flow, desu.
Anonymous
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No.10700
10702
>1002 posts
Anonymous
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No.10701
10704
>>10697
Well, what you describe (and I'll admit its just a description) involves a LOT of change and redirection. You're basically trying to dictate to port Barry what they should be doing, and when they should be doing.
The reason that the ne'ers (I'm going with that for reference) were receptive to Thez starting Fight Club was 'cuz they were already there, and she offered to pay for their night's services if they played a game with her. Lewdness aside, they were already on scene, with a deliberate goal in mind, and she made it so they could MORE easily attain their goal by participating in her's.
I'm not begrudging your idea, but I think you need to work on the sales pitch maybe?
Anonymous
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No.10702
>>10700
.... yeah, alright.

Anonymous
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No.10703
Trump, I'm about to bake a quick bread
Anonymous
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No.10704
>>10509
>>10696
Trump is not expecting to go home any time soon. He has time.

If a training field cannot be completed for another month or six months, then so be it. They shall train in an agricultural field. If it takes a full week just to organize who is competent to train others, then so be it. If three weeks is only half the time it takes to get a group of soldiers to the bare minimum of group cohesion and discipline, then so be it. It will be another three weeks or month or two months even after the conclusion of the three week cinematic before he has any Crusader Knights to help him, then so be it.

It's not like Trump is expecting to go anywhere. And the citizens have had their homes burned. They don't have jobs or lives to return to. They are not going anywhere

What matters is that Trumpaladin now has a small core of people who are experienced fighters, can play football, are organized, and are willing to follow him in his religious quests. Fae too. They are the rock upon which Trump intends to build his church. And Trump has the trust of the town and citizenry, even if he does not have dictatorial control, nor the resources to pay for everything months in advance

>>10701
>"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
These were the exact words to Trump
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10706
10711
>>10695
Infernius, what's your character's ambitions from this point on?
Anonymous
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No.10707
Nu https://mlpol.net/vx/res/10705.html
Anonymous
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No.10711
>>10706
to murder all joos because they took thez from infernuis.