Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
Wherever I am, I must >rape.
>>9669>Trump, Torcuil and Trump
I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
The 757 has an optimized cruising speed of 782ft/s
I like planes
>>9680>pic related is what im gonna do since i now know im the least liked.
I meant you broke the naming scheme
Infeernius's character really has been the most heroic, brave, and compassionate character through this whole campaign, desu.
>>9674>See this on the front page>rape
The top of the thread is where >rape posts belong
It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour.
Actually, Thez hasn't been seen this morning.>>9686
If you like, wings can be put on the tower in the next session inbetween.
They fly pretty well too>source: flight simulators
GM please give Tracy a chance at the gate already.
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
>>9689>Wants to get in the city while so many others are as well
WAIT YOUR TURN
Wasn't she at the gate in >>9662 →
>>9688>Boeing 757 has one of the best offers to pilots – glass cockpit. A glass cockpit is often thought as an aircraft cockpit equipped with large computerised screens which display flight information. It includes feedback loops and ability for self – checking to alert the pilot about problems before they become emergencies. Glass cockpits will become standard for aircraft in the future.
Fine, I'll be the damn pilot
Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as.. futbol
Shit, I meant knowledge. Magic proficiency if for unicorns and 30+ virgins.
He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
Should we hijack a plane?
i feel like me and you would have to, since trumps lawfull
Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*
FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
What do you want a helicopter for when you've got a flying mount?
As the tower slowly approaches the city, more gasps of awe and amazement can be heard echoing up the line. There are a good 100 ppl behind Tracy at this point.>>9703
The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.>>9704
You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
I can still pilot thoseIn theory
Beginning Boarding for flight 420 to...
how much faster is Uatchit than the tower?
Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
Fly = 1000'/min Tower = 30'/min
>>9710>Thread was made 37 minutes ago
I'll take 30 minutes
Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
Don't assume game time = real time
Reees again, more intensely
So are we going to use the heli?
I need a destination
>>9713pls speed things up. I'm dying to just get through this.
trump me think we could get their faster on our mounts.
After a prolonged wait, Tracy reaches the next guard.
"Weapons?" he asks.
Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
thats feet per minute
"Fuck it, let's go that way"
Feet per minute
I guess no one wants free helicopter rides
I don't have a mount
[1d20 = 7]
"Step through the arch" he directs.
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
You have Trollestia
That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
[2d20 = 12]
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
>>9730>I got greedy and rolled two dice
This is what I deserve...
I honestly had no idea what was going on.
So where are we going?
"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
I'll follow those faggots
What about Ponimaru?
First, you'll have to impress Trollestia with your rare Pepe collection.
He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
Ponimaru is not available for some reason.
Didn't I already do that?
And thats when I gave my back story
Yes. She said it'll need a re-write, but it was accepted
*Rapidly throws knives back into knife cozy with godlike profession*>>9743
You did; GM just never showed her reply to the Pepe collection.
"Now hold on, don't get maaaaad." he tries to calm the situation.
She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
>>9749>eyes blaze>teeth clench>lip quivers>ears flatten alongside her head
*hands over the bag*
Trump and Infernius arrive on Fae and Uatchit respectively. They kinda shuffle to the side of the entrance to be out of the way but still on hand.>>9750
"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
Now who and what do they see?
i go to the front of the line.
Uh, I guess then Trumpaladin tries to flag down a guard
Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
Last time he said he was following Trump and Infernius.
Would Trollestia let him ride her?
i barge to the front of the line.
"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
Yeah, out of boredom if nothing else
"We would like to speak to who ever is in charge here?"
What did she think of the Pepe collection (This is important to me)?
*follows the crowd*
its important to us all.
"This guy, you funny man. I hope you do well." he dismisses.>>9763
Wait, its important to you what she thought of his pepe collection. Is that accurate?
"Uh... Excuse me? What the Hell is going on?"
>>9766>Is that accurate?
YES!!!It'll actually determine whether or not I stop Tracy from eventually attacking her.
Meanwhile Tracy continues to slowly work her way in line along what appears now to be a spirallized dome, where the line spirals along the inside perimeter of a tower that eventually redirects inward at a portal. She finds herself greeted with another guard.
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
what abou me?>>9769
*Frustration and knife withdrawal festures as she waits in line*>>9769>IAlreadyCameThisFar.jpg
*drops her shit and goes for it, bringing just her chains*
Pretty sure those stay at the check point
"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
Drops everything and jumps into the unknown.
Its the same line, but the environment is completely different. The overall background is a molten grey, almost like a lava lamp or an .MP3 visualization program. The platforms and paths are a neat whitish material, solid in place even though hovering in the air over nothing.
Tracy takes a deep breath and examines her surroundings while walking.
She glances back, wondering if there will be a way back from here on out.
"Everyone, what is this, and what the hell is going on"
People keep filing in from where you entered, but you suddenly notice that there is no portal. The portal you entered was one-way.
somethings weird trump.
>>9777Idk. I'm just blazing ahead because I'm bored as fuck. I'm actually breaking character quite a bit. Tracy probably wouldn't have done this bullshit...
"Well no shit. Try asking around what is going on. Or if that doesn't work, claim you'll be the best at... whatever, and see how they correct you"
>>9780I thought you were playing into a nilistic/almost suicidal character - an extremely sharp contrast to Trump's always "I won't do anything at all unless I know damn well benefits outweigh costs and risks" personality
i try to move but i cant.
"Can you move in any direction? Can you talk?"
A chill runs down Tracy's spine, as she keeps walking, getting ready to stab her faggot irl for making her do this.
Seeing there's no way back, she swallows her fear and keeps walking.>>9782Yeah.. She probably would've just turned around when she saw the line... but I didn't want to go through the ordeal of moving to another map... I fucked up...
"Swift defeat to Mine enemies!" Can be heard wispered from above Tracy.
The forward-most guard appears struck quickly and without warning. The line appears stalled for a moment. Those in front/behind Tracy start wailing like bitchies. Not all of them, but some of them.
Trumpaladin changes direction. He now moves away from the line, and tries to circle the outer area from a distance. First though, he yells out "the cow doesn't have a ticket"
I wish that diplomacy check had worked earlier to get info...
GM, I could use some advice on manifesting those extraplanar abilities soon (like Etherrealness)>>9787
Tracy, being deprived of her knives and her way back, now feels very, very, very trapped. Her muscles clench and feral instincts swim through her mind. Having no knives to hold, she gets on all fours and chokes back a snarl. She slowly advances forward to face her fate.
Its a free event. There IS a cow though, and for a moment everyone looks at her. She is crushed by the scrutiny and wanders off in broken shame. How dare you shame randomcow?
its almost if the universe is ignoring me
Tracy charges her ki, having no weapons.
>>9792>Remembers something said long, long ago, and decides to try to see if it works
Trump yells out
"I AM AN ANTISEMITE"
A guy in a shiny suit with sunglasses on comes out from behind the guards.
"Whoa there son, what kinda ride is this? This is beyond status, you know what I'm saying?" (he's white so he enunciates properly so it sounds awkward)
Trump isn't an antisemite thou- oh wait.
Forget this then >>9794
"Why this is a fine Dragonne. Most learned in Football in the whole dimension"
Tracy is still waiting to see what's ahead of her.
No, once again Infernius proves is best-char
infernuis wanted to see what happend though.
"She's really shiny. We'd like to use her, are you her agent?"
"In the way that you mean, perhaps. Use her for what?"
Tracy wonder where her knife collection is...
There's been a full day of waiting. Tracy is only minimally within the 'second zone' which who KNOWS how it relates to the "first zone" is also unknown at this point.
Meanwhile Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil are on the outside of a stone dome, with an incredible line stretching outward from it.
The fellow still seems inrigued by Fae.
"Yes, she can indeed recite all of the versus"
Tracy uses all her detection abilities to tell what's in front of her.
"We could use her for marketing, promos, and fashion!"
I don't mean 24 hour day, I mean 6 hours ish, and the sun is beginning to set.
"Marketing during what? Football games?"
[1d20 = 13]>>9807
Any time using a skill, roll a d20 Xp
"Foot ball? Whatever are you talking about sir?" the shiny-suit guy scoffs
Trumpaladin recoils in horror, but tries to hide his expression. "I'm really not from around here. Can you tell me about how well the marketing at this event goes along?"
[5d20 = 50]>>9810
Listen, Spot, Search, Sense Motive, Gather Information
Tracy detects a very long line of insufferable assholes and heinous bitches. Each one is weak for a variety of reasons, but the overwhelming reason for the lot of them is fear. Those in the line who might have seemed charming or alluring suddenly strike as abominably false and almost a caricature.
Tracy suddenly feels slightly more comfortable, and moves forward.
Tracy gets the sensation that she's been had. While those around her are tickled at just BEING HERE, she has spent the entirety of the time not-killing the sorts of people who once upon a time she would readily have killed.
"You know what, she may be available for some commercials. Who else from your company can she speak with?"
I'm going off your dice-roll at this point.>>9813
It is this moment that Tracy realizes that she doesn't know where "out" is.
Tracy's faggot wallows in regret in disobeying his character-development flowcharts.
Tracy walks forwar, gnashing her teeth in anger.>>9818
Tracy begins to feel something feral stirring in her. She doesn't like to be Caged (no pun intended).
This is/was when all this (w/ Tracy) was set in motion.
I wih I'd had her give a faker name back then...
I'm actually confused by what you mean there.
Are you realizing that jumping in line was a bad idea yet?
As the sun begins to set, a persistent glow can be seen in the south.
That was the pic (it was thread 3-4) that said "Nightmare 4 Tracy" (later Cauchemar)
I knew it from the beginning, I was just being inexcusably lazy (Tracy would've just turned around)....
Uh... Does the guy respond?
Ah, I see.
Tracy continues to move forward.
Don't bother. I got a 19 diplomacy check with them, but they didn't tell me shit.
"You know, let me show you some of her moves">>9828
You don't know how to be a diplomat, little pony
"Fae, fetch the hamburger"
That pic screams for a necromancy-related development, desu...
I'll stay true to this class though.
No time. Thez appears in the air above you.
"Port Barry is in flames! Where the fuck have you all been?!
She has a multitude of new scratches across her hide, but doesn't seem too worn.
Her expression tells a different story.
"Heading the fuck back to Port Barry, that's what we're doing right now"
Flies off on Fae, fetching Inferius of possible, leaving if necessary
>>9833>40 ft flying speed
Those poor people...
Fuck off and stay in your hell
Thez dashes forward and grabs by the face.
"THERE IS NO TIME"
and the two of them <whoof> back to Port Barry.
The walls remain intact as with some of the more remote properties, but the rural district of town has been decimated. Where once was a cooky moon-stone shop is a pile of dust, and even the established businessess are having a hard enough time fighting off the onslaught.
GM, can we skip ahead to the end of this long-ass line already? I've been at this for more than 4.5 hours, but nothing has happened.
>>9838How is it not obvious by now this is intentional
I had the following agendas. 1. Allow players to explore 1 of 3 towns. 2. Prep for murder.
Both objectives have been achieved
Can we get to the murder soon?
If not, I'm going to bed (it's 2:00 AM here)
>>9842>>9841This entire ordeal - all of it - has been GM trying to vindicate what you said in >>9543
Thats what I was thinking tbh. I promise, tomorrow will begin a new chapter of depth and development
Nice paradox, but no. The thing is, for every element the player/character is aware of, there are tens if not hundreds that they can't be aware of. And right now, Tracy is in a grey-ish room, in line for who knows what, in a dimension she can't truly state is the same dimension she came from.
Oh, and she willingly coughed up ALL her knives.
Good. I hope to have a chance for her to cut loose and develop her abilities.Is there any chance I could've had her sign in under a fake name or epitaph?
Yeah... Her faggot was being incredibly retarded... Tracy would've never done any of that shit...
Nigger, I still got an Ace of my own. Don't you fucking test me
Okay... I'm still laughing. But I swear to god the civic buildings better not be burned down
>>9850>tfw their hero wasn't there at the time they needed him the most
>also still laughing
>also deja vu e_O
Will Tracy still get the chance to kill some shit this weekend?
Thez spends the intermediate moments porting ppl back and forth from the crazy spiral dome.
As each character appears on scene, they hear, feel, and recognize the change that has occurred. Port Barry is dying.>>9853
Untold shits gon' gets killed.
I'm specifically aiming the most meaty of interactions for Sat afternoon (as usual)/
>Move to a different browser for easier image uploads
>See this post >>9851, and think it's by GM
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT
>Switch to a browser where I am logged in as a moderator
>Oh... it's Tracy's hash, not GM's
Did Sechs make bad trade deals?
Actually, forget it. Revisionism is for cucks.
Bring it on.
Why did being a mod matter in this case?
I'll assume that per her character, Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry".
"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?" Lenos says from deep within the forge
Use your imagination>>9861>Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry"
But that's what she did>>9861>"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?"
So much fuck you
No, Sechs has been fine. This is something to do with the inverted funnel-cloud over the town.
>>9860I Don't memorize thread IDs, but rely on hashes, so I can tell who is who while logged in, but not while not-logged in
I will extensively cinematic the next few 'bits'. The Game will be ffa at 5:00pst, assuming not later.
Any last requests, now is the time. I don't expect anyone will die, but it does hapen. Until then, I'm taking creative license.
>>9864*useless reeeeing in disapproval*
Yeah, move it along gently so that I'll be able to take so.e developmental action next period and not spend 4 hours waiting in line.
>>9866Was that intentionally to piss us off?
Trumpaladin going flying into town, sword out and ready>>9866Why would you disapprove?
Well, that was your fault for getting in line. All your faults really. You didn't even know what you were waiting for XD
I'm just saying get ready to cut to the chase.
As each character appears at Port Barry, the first things that are assaulted are the senses. Gone is the neat and clean smell, replaced by the odor of ash, cinder, and smoke. The roaring of hundreds of fires can be heard from throughout the city, along with the tromping and stomping of feet from small to inhumanly huge.
The city is being razed.
The Broncos, along with the city guard has taken and are holding the quarantine area to keep the civilians safe, and is surrounded by scores and scores of malicious and observably infernal creatures. Additionally, a small contingent of the ne'er do wells are fighting back with their fists and farm tools, but the city has been largely evacuated and is in the process of being torn apart.
There are currently 3 factions operating in the port at this moment: there are a bunch more (((were-rats))), there are squads of demons operating in something resembling a formation, and squads of devils, who are in rigid and precise positions. They all stream about, looking for anyone or anything to ransack that might still be in the city, while a larger mass of all three has the quarantine area surrounded.
In addition, Thez is not wearing any of her shiny, has her sword in one hand, her broom in the other, and is splattered with blood across her body and in her hair.
She ported everyone with their respective mounts, and placed everyone along the wall of the Quarantine area (for both strategy and viewpoint).
It almost appears that all hell has been unleashed on the unsuspecting city of Port Barry.
While there have been casualties, indeed the streets are painted with blood, the overwhelming majority of the citizens are safe (for the moment) inside the Quarantine, of which the gate is under a battering from arms and magic. Also from the wall, the characters can see an eerie glow emanating from the newly constructed Football stadium.
In the distance, Trump tower appears to change direction and make its lumbering way back to the Port, at none-too-fast a pace.
All that can be heard is the screams of the citizenry, the wailing of the armies of the damned, and the roaring of fire unleashed on the whole city.
Thez immediately <whoooofs> down amidst the throng of wretched creatures surrounding the quarantine area, from which flashes of magic begin firing all around. The eerie sound of the infernals increases in volume as she spins, teleports, and flies about in a flurry/fury of activity.
From the town, a blood-curdling scream is heard as a lone child bursts open a top-floor window of a building already on fire with demons surging inside. Thez breaks from her assault and (using another type of teleport effect) zips by the window, now carrying the child safely from the building as the armies around the quarantine surge back against the already battered and weakening gate and the others in the building spill from the window in attempted pursuit of the child.
Thez lands quickly on the wall near the party, deposits the child on the wall and tells her "Go down and find someone you trust." before she turns to the party. "This,... this was never supposed to happen." she says before <whoofing> back to the gate, back into a mad frenzy of murder.
Flashes of energy fire off intermittently from the city, as devils and demons alike unleash the full capacity of their nature upon the previously bustling city. The streets are strewn with rocks and rubble, and the occasionally torn apart remnants of an unlucky citizen.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.
Tracy's retarded faggot is back to check on her single-file march to hell.
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.
>>9882>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
You mean the quarantine area in Port Barry?
Whats left of it, yes
Tracy realizes the familiar (and unpleasant) environment and begins to wonder Wtf is going on. Why were all these faggots getting lined up in the giant dome when they could've entered through Port Barry?
Its really a shame. I hadn't expected the whole party to go north to Cardishore, nor take the Tower with them, but it fed nicely (almost too nicely) into the unveiling plot-twist. Thez was literally the only person in the city when things started habbening, and she wasn't even present until the invasion was already well underway.>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.
Can Tracy see what's ahead of her yet?
To give an idea, this all was set in motion by a variety of momentary choices starting with Thez. One doesn't simply speak a level 48 Blasphemy (that's her ACTUAL level btw) and have nobody notice. I again allude to the earthquake metaphor. Further, one doesn't speak the Lawful Dictum AND the Word of Chaos at almost the same time and location and with the same level intensity. What's more, ever since George first appeared Tracy has had 3 characters tailing her. One was Fae obviously, while more discrete was Bob (you'll hear more about him), and a third was an invisible Imp who has been providing recon of the party's activities. The imp was hoping for an opportunity to pick off or otherwise compromise the "one who kept wandering off", but instead was in a prime position to detect the party's arrival at Cardishore.>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.
Why was George so interested in Tracy specifically from the beginning?
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.
Up until Thez first spoke Blasphemy, this entire dimension/realm (the Game) was unknown to any of the outer realms. Its appearance, or rather the signal that was detected from it opened it up to interaction/intervention from all sorts of factions and observers.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.
Thez <whooofs> back up to the wall, bleeding from dozens of wounds that slowly mend themselves.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.
Tracy once again becomes increasingly agitated, really wishing she had her knives.>>9894
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.
Any chance I can cast DEPORTATION FORCE, which would send a large number of any entities from foriegn dimensions back, or at least have as an individual but very effective attack, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, which would do the same to individual foriegn entities?
So, I got Thez's quiver?
(watching pony, pls wait)
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~
A few minutes later, as the Tower continues to slowly make its way toward port Barry, Lenos and Thez both <whooof> into the sea of faces rushing the gate of the Quarantine. Thez resumes flipping out, now armed with only her sword, while Lenos quickly goes dark-dragon and starts unleashing gouts of flaming murder at all-comers.
>>9904Am I allowed to cast mass spells like DEPORTATION FORCE or SUPERBOWL XXXII (Technically a permutation of Holy Word), or do these bad hombres need to be sent back Juan by Juan?
Commercial break>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....
Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?>>9909>no fingers
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw
"I leave to get a break for three days, and everything turns to shit...! Tracy murmurs, getting a handle of a few of the kunai in the bag
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.
"What the FU-!" *gets grabbed*
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.
When did she pic up Thez's quiver?
All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"
All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football.">>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895
Outside the Quarantine Gate. Dragon-Lenos and Thez unleash a veritable cacophany of murder and destruction on the seemingly endless hoarde of attackers. While they have cleared a space between the armies and the gate, their enemies are replenished as fast as they are dispatched.
>animal instincts activate
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)>>9919>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.
*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*
[5d20 = 47]>>9922
fucked up the roll
Pic related is a quick update map. The red is fire, the black is swarms of infernals, and the gold x is where the party is.
Is the group actually in battle now, or just getting ready for the charge.
>smell of blood
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.
~\\_/~# he's still out of range,... oh fuck it.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.
>>9924>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words
"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!">>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)
Meta-spiel for a moment.
One of my issues with D&D or w/e game engine is that its always "The world waiting to respond to the party"
IMO, thats a false paradigm to put the players in. Obviously the players are pinnacle and the most consequent aspect of any story, but to assume that any group or faction or whatever is just sitting there going "Gee this sucks, sure would be nice if,...." is backward.
This world was designed to allow groups and interests to operate and develop as is their nature. As such, the players can often (and will) find themselves on the defensive, or (case in point) trying to fend off an army that they neither saw coming nor are particularly prepared to surmount.
[happy to see you hoers noises]
With Trump's spell, all the dretches, lemures, bearded devils,, succubi, erinyes, imps, and quasits have been expelled. What remains is a mix of barbed devils, ice devils, chain devils, bone devils, and horned devils (on one side) as well as (the greater multitude) Hezrou's, Babau, Bebliths, Nalfeshnees, and the occasional Marilith.
Well, this isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts. Do it however you see fit. Whatever allows a good amount of memes/fun is fine by me.
And thats why its going like it is. ^_^
It is currently bloody war/murder though
"Pay no head to the enemies ahead of you little pony. It is the people behind you and to your side for whom and with whom you fight. They are your brothers, and together you form one mighty, immortal, powerful whole. For you can never die nor be alone so long as your countrymen live">>9932>all these weird unpronounceable foreign sounding names
At your removal hearing, the Immigration Judge will ask you to designate a country of removal, should you be ordered removed. Should you decline to designate a country, DHS will recommend one for you, generally corresponding to your nationality.
>>9932>>9934Spoiler, fun fact: I wrote Tracy's combat instinct flowcharts based in part off of shark biology (that's part of the reason why she didn't go berserk on the golems, since they don't have blood)
[frenzied predatory hoers noises]>"Pffffft...!"
'.. I hope I'm not too late for the party...' she silently whinnies under her breath, . She's grown to the size of a light war hoers and is snorting fumes as she itches for the charge.>>9935
"Whatever you say, my dear.." she coos, still shivering
>>9936>Still not getting itsighs
References mostly. The party is free to wage against or defer as is their individual proclivity. Thez and Lenos are tirelessly making short work of all comers at the quarantine gate, eliminating any immediate threat to either the party or the citizens. Trump's whistle will have consequenes, and to that end some blue streaks come up from outlying areas toward the party. They're not there yet, but they're closing fast, along with some darker shapes that done exude magic like the streaks do.>>9936
Don't hold back now, I designed this situation so that among other things, Tracy can let go. I gather she's been aching to do so,....
They're all extraplanar infernals: illegal immigrants of the most dangerous variety, possibly religious extremists as well.
>OP only just realized he misspelled Peanuts in the topic field
Sounds pretty bad. *pulls out copy of the INA*. Are any of them claiming a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground if returned? *readies State Department reports*
>>9938>Trump's whistle will have consequenes
It got the demons to stop attacking the civilians, and that is all that matters>>9941
Can she learn?
Yes, that is all that matters. Bonus exp for insight. Also, TY
Tracy is much bigger now than normally is, and though she may nor realize it her mane, tail, and hooves are fully aflame. This latest 'situation' seems to have fully cemented many of the changes occurring within her. She still has no means of controlling it, but for the time being she's a full Cauchemar, with all the requisite abilities and modifiers.
*rubs against you feverishly, as she waits for the signal to cut loose*>>9944
I thought to set her as a Wilder hybrid so that she could learn to concentrate her emotions into power instead of just throwing herself all over the place. She could use something to focus her passion on though.>>9945
I'm actually a huge mythology nut. I'd figured that Tracy's frenzied state, even canonically, was similar to the dreadful mares of Diomedes: crazed, bloodthirsty, starved for battle, and performing feats of unnatural strength, speed and vigor (similarly, like the mares, she's sometimes, depending on which artist draws her, shown as rather skinny, with sharp teeth, or in this case spouting licks of white-hot fire)
. As for character flowcharts: there will be no blueballing her when she's like this, after being pent up for so long. I asked for a nightmare state for her because the Nightmares of DnD are so similar to the Mares of Diomedes.
Like the Dreadful Mares she could be potentially be quelled and tamed as an uncannily superior warhorse, but only by a hero that rivaled Hercules.
So Trump w/ Fae, Infernius w/ Uatchit, Torcuil (Troll is in the Tower), and Tracy (full rage) are situated along the wall. The massed armies are aware of their presence, and are either making their way there or are attacking wherever they can with the hopes of engaging the party. Alex is welcome to join in, or he can watch from the tower (the displays on the dais show whats going on on all fronts).>>9946
And I knew from that pic I reposted earlier that this was an inevitable evolution of her character. After this is resolved, you'll be more free to develop her per your inspiration, which is what I intended all along. ^_^
Trump's tweets should be bait of the sort that sends the demons into immediate, perhaps unorganized, attacks>>9946
Would Trump even recognize Tracy, or would he think that an extraplanar enemy somehow came too close for comfort?
It would/will, but at the moment the only thing they can attack is Thez and Lenos, who are rather busy as a result.
I forgot to mention (although he's since disappeared into the surroundings) Ponimaru is wearing Thez' golden martial belt, as well as a pair of bracers she had adorning her legs.
This should be obvious, but if Trump is at all within earshot of any of Port Barry's Militia, he directs them to use all remaining organization to rescue and evacuate civilians, then put out fires
The current survivors (and its most of them) are holed up in the Quarantine area, either maintaining defenses or tending to themselves (there are many who are wounded or infirm).
>>9947>is the Thief
Are there any simple weapons or body parts That Tracy could salvage from the battlefield (I'd love to make a weapon out of those chain devils later), like a sword?>>9948>recognoze
Well, she hasn't caught fire yet, so she wouldn't look that different from the energetic blue lawnmower she was in the first thread when she was fighting the zombies, only larger.
The key difference is that this time, to to weeks of Concentration training, she seems earily more focused than she was that day..>tweets
There has to be a Taunting feat he could use for that. I imagine his Charisma stat is pretty high.
>>9953>is on fire, just doesn't know it
Taunt is a Bard ability, which Trump is not proficient with (can make rudimentary attempts, but the whistle was far more effective)
>>9954Reeee! I wanted to save the fire for dramatic scenes and transform in advancing stages!
*rears in anticipation, snorting steam*
If that's what you want, I was just assuming that Tracy was agitated enough to start to morph.<poof>Tracy is mad, and snorting steam, but no fires and still normal size.
Gosh darn it! I'll take the fire then! (I gotta train her to assume a hybrid form at some point)
e_e Oh, suddenly Tracy wants buffs and advantages. Too late,... Xp
Don't worry, this is all just establishing where/what the party is at/doing when shit kicks off later this evening. Funny, this was supposed to be the kickoff of the newly formed Denver Broncos which Trump painstakingly arranged wrt to the teams, the stadium, Football, his Generals, Football, and the development of Football.
Also, how big is a Cauchemar Nightmare anyway? All the descriptions i find say that it's in the Huge size class, but they also say "about the size of a light war hoers" (large): is that only a question of hit dice? I'm trying to figure out her height and weight at full size (it's yet another factor in my flowcharts to determine opportunistic actions, confidence.. etc)
Subtext - in chess, one's opponent always has an equal and opposite move to make in response to the principle's move. Never forget that for however many gains have been realized, the opposition is still in the game until they are utterly destroyed.
I'm basically resolving them as being clydesdale-sized nightmares
Can Trumpaladin summon an ICE storm to put out the fires in Port Barry?
Nope, weather spells or elemental spells are not within the Paladin spell assortment.
Trumpaladin never would have arranged for the kick off to occur while he was away>>9955
Jut play a pony. It's cuter that way>>9964reeeee
Maybe not the 'maiden game', but certainly an expeditionary scrimmage.
>>9962>clydesdale-sized>The conformation of the Clydesdale has changed greatly throughout its history. In the 1920s and 1930s, it was a compact horse smaller than the Shire, Percheron, and Belgian. Beginning in the 1940s, breeding animals were selected to produce taller horses that looked more impressive in parades and shows. Today, the Clydesdale stands 16 to 18 hands (64 to 72 inches, 163 to 183 cm) high and weighs 1,800 to 2,000 pounds (820 to 910 kg).
Fug! That's bigger than I thought. (I'm guessing this is Heavy War Hoers sized).>>9965
B-b-b-but I wanna play super saiyan Genocide Mode!>cuter
You do have a point though... *cuts off four development plans, for future notice in terms of shipping*>>9966
GM, how big is this battlefield going to be? Would all of the characters be in close proximity, (because I have to factor that into limit releases)
Also, were you serious about >>9958
, because that'll also factor into how she charges.
Sure you are(n't).
Clydesdale size is what she is when fully Nightmare. She isn't at the moment, per request, (though she's showing evidence of with the smoke and all). Don't worry, you still have Genocide mode, just not yet/atm.
The battlefield will depend on the area the players occupy, though I'm hoping that except for the stadium players can keep it within the recent map.
When I say, Not Tracy, it's because I want to make it absolutely clear that those thoughts are mine, and are unrelated to hers.
There's no consistency though. I just felt like the clarification was important in that comment.
K, just checking/trolling. Pay no mind, this momentary timeframe is all about making sure everyone is on the same page, so that the crisis can effectively launch in the appropriate directions.
Please, do not hesitate with game/meta-whatever.
Interesting these are Demons AND Devils together: a mixed-evil alignment.
Are the memes hammered into this game at all yet? Are all the Demons globalists like Soros?
The memes are relatively unestablished, though no less in efficacy, You're the only meme-magician to date, so its up to you where that goes.
Yes, there are observable groups of devils AND demons operating in the periphery. As said, all will be explained, but for the time being I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.
>Note, I will be leaving from 1:00pst (about an hour from now) until 4:30 (about 3-1/2 hours from now). Make all lasting preparations and measures in the interim.
>>9973>I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.>mfw
Can I throw a pony at them or is she too grown up for that?
GM nerfed her back to pony size, because I was being nit-picky, so... maybe..?
By her request, she is still a range-weapon for the moment. ^_^
>>9964>Trump can't into weather spells>Trump can't help Puerto Rico with Hurricane relief
Also>Pony is too big or is now an open flame
Eh, I'll find a new pony to throw if necessary>The Norwegian should be playing as a pony
She is neither big nor on fire at this point, but she could change later on... (is starting to smoke)>all my dramit lead-up>gone
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.
Don't worry, its still a transitive element. It'll be fully defined by the next session
GM departing shortly. Player have ~ the next 3 hours to declare any meta, preparatory, or strategic elements they wish to apply to their characters.
Any participating players, the current situation begins with this: >>9874
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.
>Meme Mage appears
Hello, I live>>9973>only meme magician
Excuse me sir, No
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).>NOT only meme magician
There are others?
Hoping to get the change to burn a lot of the map too, desu.
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation
Ahh, understood>waits for >>9999 >rape
Be awake at the time, and you'll get it.
Did you guys think I was asleep?
Touch my city, and you shall die with the rest of the extraplanars
>>9996>my otp is fighting
Don't forget Trollestia is mine
I was going to just take it. Why did I post that?
>tfw you dream you have a girlfriend that loves you then you wake up.
I know that feel bro
If you don't want death to part you sooner, you should not burn down Port Barry>>10004
Aww... Girls never really love you, you are always a way of satisfying some inner need for them
Are you ready for the blood-orgy tonight?
Oh God, a blood orgy?>makes overcoat
Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us
See what I did in >>9919
Yea im just catching up.
I havent really read
[1d20 = 16]>>10006REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE IS REAL!>>10008
I hope you have some spicy memes to get through this one.
Tracy rolls detect to look for useful dropped weapons or body parts from the hellions.
>>10012>builds up my mobile meme collection
Why not take Trump's Halberd?
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai
Eh, I'll give the Halberd to Fae. She
knows how to use the Spear-Axe-Hammer of death
No she doesn't.
"And what do you intend for me to do with this?"
What kind of enemy are we talking here?>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready
Oh no terry and his son are they still at his shop gm?
>>10021>being this rude to a lady
Trade her some of your Pepes.>>10022
Trollestia is still in the Tower, which is several miles off yet.>>10022
All essential civilians are safe inside the quarantine.>>10021
Seriously, read back.>>10020
Fae is not proficient with any martial weapon. She's got claws, fangs, pounce, and roar.
Demon, devils and the rats. The whole horde.>>10021
You need her now And I'll need her later for entirely different purposes.>>10025
She can teleport though, right?
Fae has claws. With those she can grasp a spear
Ugh, fine>Trollestia is gone even though I asked about it last night
>>10026>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.
>>10026>murder horse is being nice
Hmmmmmmm...>>10029>Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone
Yeah, I missed some shit
>>10028>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her>>10030
I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know.">>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty
of exp to devote.
So this is the shit we are dealing with?
>>10034And maybe Trump needs to slay or eternally banish a Cauchemar to level up in demon slaying
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthemhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
>>10041>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
What time are we starting?
actually i bull rush them.
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready
I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle
Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?
I need to know if I am
non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment. kek
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?>>10045>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.>>10048I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.
Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.
I take it that's a "No"
But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.
She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.>>10059
Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
I swear to God
SWEAR TO ME!!!couldn't help myself
(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players
Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks
What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8
If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.
After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
i like the throwing halberd idea.
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
>>10071>Blaze of Glory
Stop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
>>10078>really wants someone to carry the halbard
Does anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....
ill pick it up and use it after he throws it.
You're (you). That doesn't count. Infernius seems game tho.
Kay, Im back for a while
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
there are succubi here be warned.
Not sure, but noted. Any "as soon as shit kicks off" plans?
Nah, Trump evicted the succubi
At least no one would ever want me>sobbing>>10085
Ummmmm, Trump are you opposed to changing size again?
Succubi are very weak demons tbh, not much more than dretches. They work well on civvies cuz lame, but they don't have any fight to them
Fuck Yeah Let's do this!
Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
infernuis flah you the horns hand sign.
Tracy? Last chance to declare actions.
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
>>10091>How did you know
Flashes the sign right back
germaaneigh had a very good rock scene.
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
Shit, I gotta go oo the store
I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
Oooh, got a pali with the last. Is that your move?
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.>got a pali
What does that mean?
Okay, last modification:
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.
Actually, can I cast, tweet, throw the Halberd and then grown yuge?
Palindromes r unappreciated GETs.>>10105
>>10105>not growing big first and throwing a YUGE halberd
>>10107>best answer but too late
So, it seems everyone is here. Its earlier than originally stated, but are we ready? I'm saying this more for pacing and reference than allowing the players to second-guess or re-evaluate.
...okay, waiting for confirmation from Torcuil then,...
>begins typing anyway
[1d20 = 15]
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
[2d20 = 4]>>10113
Toss the Halberd
Slash and fuck you!
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
Wait, do I have to write it out again?
>>10113>Autistic frog noises
Assuming you mean throwing the halbarrd/pony, growing in size, pulling out vandereim and getting jiggy, no. I got that>>10118
Past the point of no return then.
Just in case:Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
I don't think you're getting that far around a horde that size
>>10119If I give Trump twitter acsess, does the opposing army's morale go down?
They're bottlenosing at the bridge, right?
POnly if you can think of a funny meme/joke to do it with.
>>10122I think I need that already>>10123The tweets should cause them to all come right towards us, and ignore the bridge
The people of Port Barry are frightened, exhausted, and at wits end. Hours ago, there was peace and normalcy in their city. Heroes had appeared who promised growth, prosperity, and development, and who seemed to have the mettle to mete out such ends.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
>>10124>Implying Trump's twitter isn't good enough
Gib memes, meme man!
>>10127>>10128they better fucking be good to
The sky became its self a portal, and from there all Hell and Abyss did rain down in a fever pitch. Thez emerged from the brothel (more on that later Xp) to find that it was literally raining fiends, and not in a good way.
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
Diss gonna be good
GM, remember the deal. I'll signial you when its time.Meme sugestions?
Bring it on!>>10132
Anything to do with Happenings, war, blood, demons justice, etc.
Fuck, this is not my night. I has to go again
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
Noticing a lull in the battle, Trump pulls out his Blackberry, and sends a tweet
His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send
sips diet coke
what that thing trump?
A magical potion from another world. It doesn't do anything (at all).
"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"
Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
A delicious tasting magical potion
Make an attack Tracy, and one that makes sense given the enemy's position
>>10134>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with meTorcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
GM, Tracy does this >>10120
Torc turns Trump yuge
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
The formations are a mile long, you're not flanking them before they attack you>>10146
LET'S DO THIS!!!
[1d20 = 8]>>10145
Well the only way you're gonna get flank at this point is to dive over the side of the wall, so,.... (don't worry, you'll be fine)>>10146
Yugeness by dice>>10148
Right you are, Fae immediately discard you as a rider as your proportions increase.
[1d20 = 12]
Slash those foreign faggots!
How many rolls do I need to make?
THIS time, Trump is "only" 24' tall, but he's several orders yuger than he was.>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
[1d20 = 9]>>10149
perception to find a miniboss tier demon
I meant for her to charge in with a javelin in maw.
She's moving on all fours.
>>10151Just attack the enemy head on instead of taking half the battle to go around>>10152
I'll be lurking but not posting
GM get my shit done
As the party come more or less crashing down upon the fray outside the quarantine, Thez shows visible signs of relief.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
[1d20 = 20]>>10157
"How do we take out the portal?"
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
Fuck it then, forget the flanking and charge right in through the smoke, screeching like a hysterical pony to make an Intimidation check.
aside from that, this >>10120
plan remains intact.
Is she at full size yet?
[1d20 = 8]>>10162
CLENSE THE HERESY!
[6d20 = 66]
Idk how to roll this, but...
Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Tracy barrels over several opponents, the javelin still firmly in jaw. Its kinda tingly once you get used to it. Though she's not aware of it (the electricity) she is full size and here hair is completely on fire.
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!">>10165
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
[1d20 = 15]>>10166
i bull rush the advanceing horde.
[3d20 = 26]
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
[1d20 = 11]
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
[1d20 = 9]>>10170
DIE DEMON SCUM!
So aside from anything I missed, I have Infernius buzzing by on Uatchit, Trump is either on Fae or on the ground, in either case murdering.>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
[1d20 = 7]>>10173
Make the slashing attack. Take the halberd if desired
[4d20 = 42]>>10169>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
>>10176>Rolling 4 dice at once now
Make one attack sustained
[3d20 = 43]>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...
Flaming hooves + kunai again!
[1d20 = 16]>>10174
can i dual weild my claymore and the halberd?
As the party fills in, Thez slumps, obviously fatigued.
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready>>10178
[1d20 = 12]
Is it my turn? I don't know, but what I do know is that I want to kill things>>10180>>10178REEEEEE!!! You don't get to just roll three dice every time so you can be sure you'll get one above 12
[1d20 = 20]>>10183
[1d20 = 2]>>10181
i slash with my sword and cast burn
[1d20 = 7]>>10184
You have to go back!
[3d20 = 49]>>10180>5 and 4
Does this break the combo?
Cone of smoke for Concealment; Roar for Intimidation
Slash the next faggot in the vincinity.>>10183
I have three natural weapons (2 flaming hooves and a maw) I can attack how I want.
[1000d20 = 10524]>>10187
Oh fuck you
[3d20 = 25]>>10187>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
The party lands in decimation of their foes. Trump is now of grandiose proportions (not quite as big as last time, but still a tower of a man), while Infernius makes good use of Uatchit (not targetable, free to act). Tracy billows smoke around giving minimal concealment for the moment.>>10188
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
Oh fuck you>>10181
So, does it work?
I'm confused now, can I make another cleave?
Lenos, seeing reinforcements, wades further into the throng with claw and tail and bite. His size and strength easily overpower the lesser devils and demons at the forefront.>>10193
Spaghetti? IDK, maybe?>>10194
You cleave a total of 5 opponents before stopping
There are plenty of characters that could attack with three rolls, especially monsters.
[1d20 = 3]>>10195
i sheath my sword and fly by and attack with the halberd.
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
Thez, between flurries says to the group: "I'm sorry everyone,... this is all my fault. I thought,... I didn't intend for everything to turn out like THIS." she says, accentuating her point by elbowing a fiend's head in.>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.
[1d20 = 20]>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons
And for once, the dice decides it likes Inferius
[1d20 = 20]>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons>>10199
Concealment with cone of smoke whirled around the area her body.
Charge the next target with flaming hooves.>>10198
[3d20 = 28]>>10203
forgot to roll for the concealment and attack
"Soros is in the stadium. The town and outside are filled with his followers and those of the Bogdanoff's. Lenos and I can keep this position (and the citizens safe), or we can divert per your strategy."
[1d20 = 5]>>10202
"The Bogdanoffs. Who are they? Can you give me a quick rundown?"
[1d20 = 3]>>10207
[7d20 = 58]
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
Trump, Tracy, and Infernius have attacks of opportunity
[1d20 = 12]>>10211
I smite thee demons!
[1d20 = 13]>>10211
[1d20 = 5]>>10212
The Citizenry is of no minor importance. Are you certain you two can hold this position?
[3d20 = 20]>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
[1d20 = 20]
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Note: because of "throng" combat, all opponents get de facto flank. Deal with it, ur facing an army>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
[1d20 = 19]>>10217
"Looks like we're not going anywhere soon"
Smite the demons!
[1d20 = 7]>>10219
Sime thee once more!
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
Then we fucking hurry
[1d20 = 10]>>10216
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
The city lies in ruins. In order to get from your current position (avoiding unnecessarily large formations of enemies that is) is through the plaza and toward the NW point, and then doubling back from the wall.
[2d20 = 14]>>10222
[1d20 = 9]
Slash at any near
[1d20 = 19]>>10224>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
[17d20 = 194]
No subtlety eh? Alright
Subtlety? Why would we want or need that?
[2d20 = 23]
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
[2d20 = 24]>>10231>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
Plopping down in front of literal waves of infernals, the wavering light of city-fires (holy shit, did anyone else get deja vu?) painting themselves across the faces of the party and their opponents respectively, the group bursts into motion.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
[2d20 = 19]>>10232
Attack again, with both hooves and a kunai.
meant to roll once, but whatever
>Torc causes an Autistic screech so loud and high, it blows away all the glass in Port Barry
From the north, west, and east of the plaza, squads of D/Ds (devils and demons) race to join the fight.
[1d20 = 19]>>10237
can we get an updated map?
The first two rows of incoming assailants fall dead before they can even engage
[1d20 = 19]>>10235
I'm watching you>>10236
Don't you break my glass! That costs money
Like a Mecha walking, Trump devastates his foes
[1d20 = 13]>>10240
HUNGRY FOR MORE SUFFERING ARE YOU!
[1d20 = 7]>>10241
[2d20 = 18]>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)
Slash next victi- I mean enemy
[1d20 = 9]>>10243>he lives
Rear and crush his ribcage under both flaming hooves
[2d20 = 36]>>10244>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
[1d20 = 4]>>10246reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
[1d20 = 16]>>10243>>10236
roll to screech to add to intimidation.
[1d20 = 6]>>10248
WOO HOO, IT WORKED>>10240
I give everyone a glass of caveman to boost their strength and vitality
*screeches autistically himself*
Billows smoke all around to conceal self and prepare for the next charge
With an individual, not to mention collective fury that was entirely inconceivable to both Devils and Demons, the party continues its deadly advance.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
I will break your glass
If anything is close to me, I use my dagger
Charge out towards the stadium.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
Trump makes a note to stir Tourcil's Haggis later. Oh, and take his waifu
[1d20 = 13]>>10253
i light my sword on fire.
[1d20 = 6]>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
[1d20 = 16]>>10256
roll (how many dice is appropriate for this?)
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
Roll however many you want, I'll use 'em or disregard
[3d20 = 34]>>10260>crushed and torn apart
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
But my banshee wail
I'm trying to think of a dank meme for this
Give me a moment
>>10261I recommend the staff by default
It was excellent, but there's many more who aren't dead.
Whizzzz, another demon loses its head
[1d20 = 2]
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
[1d20 = 14]>>10264>not having a meme prepared.
[1d20 = 4]>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
[1000d20 = 10723]>>10271
Well fuck you too and fuck the dice too
>>10274>Got a result that was 199 higher than the previous thousand
[1d20 = 10]>>10274>trumpadin dies from a heart attack.
Trump, fully immersed in a blood-fury (not barbarian, but w/e) stumbles, losing his momentum.>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?
The party is still at the wall, and holding position.
[1d20 = 10]>>10277
That counts as your roll, so I am rolling
Fuck you demons!
>>10278>The party is still at the wall, and holding position
[3d20 = 47]
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
[3d20 = 22]>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
but we're in the plaza according to the map
Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp
[1d20 = 9]>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 15]>>10283
Idk how to cleave in this game, desu, but keep attacking with kunai.
That was before making the wall. I'm limited to timestamps, so please no bully
[1d20 = 12]>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 19]>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
[3d20 = 46]>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
[1d20 = 17]>>10289
Very good Inferius
[3d20 = 32]>>10292
[1d20 = 3]>>10294
[3d20 = 40]>>10295
Does this break combo?
If not, attack again.
>>10297>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over
Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
[1d20 = 5]>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
How does klaus work?
Incoming, give it a sec
[1d20 = 19]>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be
Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
[1d20 = 14]>>10303
And smacks the other Albanian!
[1d20 = 5]>>10304
SMACK THE THIRD ALBANIAN!
Tracy, we got an Albanian blocking the way!>Inb4 they are Croatian
[3d20 = 25]>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice >tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity
[1d20 = 1]>>10299>>10289
sorry for double post thread is freezing my browser.
Okay, now I'm really suspecting that my dice are seeded. Just saying.
>>10309>Ice devil lands a hit
[1d20 = 5]>>10308>An unnatural oral dexterity
They ALL have to go back!>>10310
I know the feeling
[1d20 = 1]>>10307
Maul the fuck out of him
[1d20 = 14]>>10313
Dammit! I only wanted to look cool...!
That roll was unintentional...
>>10313>That dice roll
I hope that didn't result in what I think it did
[5d20 = 59]>>10308>oral dexterity
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).
[1d20 = 8]>>10316
i cast protect from evil on the party.>frozen pone?
>>10316>giving him ideas
I'm all game for it though.
[1d20 = 19]>>10317
I serve upon the Herzegovinian Alien an NTA
[1d20 = 12]>>10320
And the other Herzegovinian
Fuck! He got Asylum
GM, I rolled a 1: what happened?
Can I attack again?
[1d20 = 8]
i cast bulls strength on trump
It means your oral dexterity failed to harm him, and let's leave it at that
[1d20 = 5]>>10325
With new found energy, Trump Slashes and Slices
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
[2d20 = 37]>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
Torc causes a plauge of frogs>klause kills everything
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s
[1d20 = 20]>>10328
how many fires have i put out?
Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.
[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?
Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
>>10334>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
[3d20 = 21]>>10329
Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.>>10333
20 AND trips.
[1d20 = 5]>>10338
Is it my turn?
Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street
[1d20 = 15]>>10339
Finish-off whatever he tried to kill
[1d20 = 6]>>10340
And keep on rolling
[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons
[1d20 = 10]>>10340
Kill all that he did not kill
[2d20 = 22]>>10343>Not even trying to say how you did it
Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
[1d20 = 3]>>10345
i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium
[2d20 = 11]>>10345>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.
[1d20 = 11]>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.
Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
Pick one, its your move
Also, size buffs expire
I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
[1d20 = 16]>>10351
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.
>>10355>all this damaged property
[1d20 = 9]>>10356>Can I attack?
[1d20 = 11]>>10355
uh... what nuke?
I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^
[1d20 = 4]>>10359
First attack fails, and
>>10361>leviates everyone away from blast
... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
[1d20 = 8]>>10364
i advance towards the stadium
Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.
The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?
[1d20 = 7]>>10366
He better not have damaged my property>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal
[1d20 = 7]>>10359
Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.
[1d20 = 3]>>10367
cut the muscles in their legs
[1d20 = 16]>>10370
Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch
Fail! Torcuil is next
[1d20 = 4]>>10371
SMITE THE AGAIN!
[1d20 = 10]>>10371
im trying man.
[1d20 = 3]>>10370
I tyried that earlier in >>10356
Did it work?
*goes for the other leg*
I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP>>10372
I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles
>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
[2d20 = 25]>>10377
O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump
[1d20 = 12]>>10379
So.... I think Tracy went last, so me
Slash the fucker!