The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
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>>9669
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wherever I am, I must >rape.
>>9669
That's it
I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
That's it
I'm spending the rest of the group's money to buy a 757 from a failing Texas Oil Company
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Infeernius's character really has been the most heroic, brave, and compassionate character through this whole campaign, desu.
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>>9680
It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price
>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour.
It's a lot of plane for a relatively low price
>Donald Trump’s Boeing is one of the fastest airplanes in the world. It can achieve more than 500 miles per hour speed. The Boeing 757 is powered by a pair of Rolls-Royce RB211 turbofan engines to fly for 16 hours and can go more than 500 miles per hour.
GM please give Tracy a chance at the gate already.
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
What does the gatekeeper ask next?
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>>9688
>Boeing 757 has one of the best offers to pilots – glass cockpit. A glass cockpit is often thought as an aircraft cockpit equipped with large computerised screens which display flight information. It includes feedback loops and ability for self – checking to alert the pilot about problems before they become emergencies. Glass cockpits will become standard for aircraft in the future.
>Boeing 757 has one of the best offers to pilots – glass cockpit. A glass cockpit is often thought as an aircraft cockpit equipped with large computerised screens which display flight information. It includes feedback loops and ability for self – checking to alert the pilot about problems before they become emergencies. Glass cockpits will become standard for aircraft in the future.
>>9691
Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
Alright, sorry. You have my undivided attention.
The guard follows with the question: "Talent?"
>>9695
"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as.. futbol"
"Cutlery, combat, survival, butchering, general edginess, athleticism, crafting simple weapons, and proficiency in the new school of arcane magic known as.. futbol"
>>9696
He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
He looks at you like you're some kinda stupid. The like behind you starts to murmur with irritation.
"I mean uh,... whats your singular talent?"
>>9699
Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
Are there any around to hijak? Why not purchase one from a company about to enter bankruptcy proceedings, like the real DJT did?
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>>9702
*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*
FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
*rees with such intensity, Tracy should be able to hear it*
FINE! We'll take the helicopter. Even if it is less roomy...
As the tower slowly approaches the city, more gasps of awe and amazement can be heard echoing up the line. There are a good 100 ppl behind Tracy at this point.
>>9703
The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.
>>9704
You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
>>9703
The guard makes a note on his clipboard and waves you past. The next room (its more just a cordoned area) has another guard at the end of line of about 10 ppl, the same who were in line before.
>>9704
You have a flying building and a flying mount. Thats all.
>>9706
Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
Use every detection-related ability to get a better grasp of wtf is going on.
Waits until it's her turn.
>>9709
Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
Unfortunately everyone is pretty tight-lipped, though there's an air of anticipation amongst the crowd despite their adverse and rough persona. There is an element of hope to everyone's stance.
After a prolonged wait, Tracy reaches the next guard.
"Weapons?" he asks.
"Weapons?" he asks.
>>9710
Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
Wait, is that a measurement of feet traversed in one minute, or the number of minutes to get to Cardigan or whatever it's called?
[1d20 = 7]
>>9723
"Step through the arch" he directs.
<BEEEEWWWWWP>
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
>>9723
"Step through the arch" he directs.
<BEEEEWWWWWP>
"Ma'am, I need all weapons deposited. You will be able to retrieve them upon exit."
>>9728
That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
That was the plan from the beginning. You wanted a unicorn yes? I thought this was established/
[2d20 = 12]
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
*opens knife cozy*
Several hundred knifes fall out in a massive pile on the conveyer belt.
Bluff + Sleight of Hand to conceal the other half of the bag's content
>>9731
"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
"Look lady, I don't got all day. You can put 'em in in the bin, ALL of 'em, or you can get up outta my face."
Yeah, he's a nog.
>>9732
I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
I ask myself the same question. Not having the resources of the Tower to access, nor any standing army from Port Barry, changes things
>>9733
*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
*Dumps over nine thousand knives on the conveyor belt, causing massive inconvenience to everyone involved*
>>9732
The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
The Tower is currently moving north, while Trump and Infernius mount their respective mounts; the former on Fae in a regal pose, while the latter surf-boards along on Uatchit (he notices that the saddle is extra rough to accommodate feet vs. sitting)
>>9735
He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
He looks over at the conveyor. He looks at you. He looks at his shoes, then the ceiling, then wipes his nose: "Ma'am," he begins. He waves over to his right.
"We're gonna have to uh, I don't know, I gotta get my supervisor," he apologizes unconvincingly.
>>9747
She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
She's not mad (yet). She's just putting her shit back in the bag, because it's only a problem outside of it (12 foot tall pile of knives is just a hassle to deal with).
>>9748
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
"Ma'am, you're gonna have to leave the whole thing here. I mean uh,... all of it. I mean we can get all ur shit back to you, but in order for ME to let YOU up in HEEEAH, I'm a need u to drop the knives. Please understand that I ain't hatin'. Nah, a talking pony (he had plenty of spot checks) could go pretty far up in here. But in order to get IN, you gotta drop ALL your weapons. Sorry, that's just how this game works."
>>9749
>eyes blaze
>teeth clench
>lip quivers
>ears flatten alongside her head
".............Fine..!"
*hands over the bag*
>eyes blaze
>teeth clench
>lip quivers
>ears flatten alongside her head
".............Fine..!"
*hands over the bag*
Trump and Infernius arrive on Fae and Uatchit respectively. They kinda shuffle to the side of the entrance to be out of the way but still on hand.
>>9750
"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
>>9750
"Thank you, I know it sucks. Sorry 'bout dat." he says as Tracy is veritably shoved into the next section of cordone and canvas walled hallway. The same line that has been in front of her still is so, and the current room seems suited to dealing with more than one person at a time. Tracy sees that the line in front of her depletes at a much faster rate, while the people who were behind her in line quickly stream into the area.
Uh, I guess then Trumpaladin tries to flag down a guard
>>9751
Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
Tracy looks around the strange establishment inspectively and attempts to take note of her surroundings (building+people), however, she's a bit distracted trying to stay sane without her knives...
>>9752
Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
Trump and Infernius see a line of people well outside a building and a steady pace of people maintaining the line as it proceeds inwards. There is a tell-tale pile of blades in the security checkpoint at least one of which Infernius has has up his ass at some point. Simply put, both Trump and Infernius know that Tracy is inside. Maybe Torcuil too but IDK what he's doing.
>>9757
"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
"Lookit this guy. Wait in line like everybody else!"
He shakes his head and mutters to himself.
>>9766
>Is that accurate?
YES!!!
It'll actually determine whether or not I stop Tracy from eventually attacking her.
>Is that accurate?
YES!!!
It'll actually determine whether or not I stop Tracy from eventually attacking her.
Meanwhile Tracy continues to slowly work her way in line along what appears now to be a spirallized dome, where the line spirals along the inside perimeter of a tower that eventually redirects inward at a portal. She finds herself greeted with another guard.
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
"Any valuables, please deposit all valuables, if you don't want it getting jacked, please put it here now. Passed this point is NO liability nahwhaddamsayin?"
>>9771
>chains
"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
>chains
"Uh yeah, lady you're gonna have to leave those. In fact, I'ma have to tear some shit out the nigga at the last checkpoint. Mothafucka"
>>9774
Its the same line, but the environment is completely different. The overall background is a molten grey, almost like a lava lamp or an .MP3 visualization program. The platforms and paths are a neat whitish material, solid in place even though hovering in the air over nothing.
Its the same line, but the environment is completely different. The overall background is a molten grey, almost like a lava lamp or an .MP3 visualization program. The platforms and paths are a neat whitish material, solid in place even though hovering in the air over nothing.
>>9775
Tracy takes a deep breath and examines her surroundings while walking.
She glances back, wondering if there will be a way back from here on out.
Tracy takes a deep breath and examines her surroundings while walking.
She glances back, wondering if there will be a way back from here on out.
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"Everyone, what is this, and what the hell is going on"
>>9776
People keep filing in from where you entered, but you suddenly notice that there is no portal. The portal you entered was one-way.
People keep filing in from where you entered, but you suddenly notice that there is no portal. The portal you entered was one-way.
>>9777
Idk. I'm just blazing ahead because I'm bored as fuck. I'm actually breaking character quite a bit. Tracy probably wouldn't have done this bullshit...
Idk. I'm just blazing ahead because I'm bored as fuck. I'm actually breaking character quite a bit. Tracy probably wouldn't have done this bullshit...
>>9779
"Well no shit. Try asking around what is going on. Or if that doesn't work, claim you'll be the best at... whatever, and see how they correct you"
"Well no shit. Try asking around what is going on. Or if that doesn't work, claim you'll be the best at... whatever, and see how they correct you"
>>9780
I thought you were playing into a nilistic/almost suicidal character - an extremely sharp contrast to Trump's always "I won't do anything at all unless I know damn well benefits outweigh costs and risks" personality
I thought you were playing into a nilistic/almost suicidal character - an extremely sharp contrast to Trump's always "I won't do anything at all unless I know damn well benefits outweigh costs and risks" personality
>>9778
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.mp4
A chill runs down Tracy's spine, as she keeps walking, getting ready to stab her faggot irl for making her do this.
Seeing there's no way back, she swallows her fear and keeps walking.
>>9782
Yeah.. She probably would've just turned around when she saw the line... but I didn't want to go through the ordeal of moving to another map... I fucked up...
>GODFUCKINGDAMMIT.mp4
A chill runs down Tracy's spine, as she keeps walking, getting ready to stab her faggot irl for making her do this.
Seeing there's no way back, she swallows her fear and keeps walking.
>>9782
Yeah.. She probably would've just turned around when she saw the line... but I didn't want to go through the ordeal of moving to another map... I fucked up...
"Swift defeat to Mine enemies!" Can be heard wispered from above Tracy.
The forward-most guard appears struck quickly and without warning. The line appears stalled for a moment. Those in front/behind Tracy start wailing like bitchies. Not all of them, but some of them.
The forward-most guard appears struck quickly and without warning. The line appears stalled for a moment. Those in front/behind Tracy start wailing like bitchies. Not all of them, but some of them.
Trumpaladin changes direction. He now moves away from the line, and tries to circle the outer area from a distance. First though, he yells out "the cow doesn't have a ticket"
>>9781
I wish that diplomacy check had worked earlier to get info...
GM, I could use some advice on manifesting those extraplanar abilities soon (like Etherrealness)
>>9787
Tracy, being deprived of her knives and her way back, now feels very, very, very trapped. Her muscles clench and feral instincts swim through her mind. Having no knives to hold, she gets on all fours and chokes back a snarl. She slowly advances forward to face her fate.
I wish that diplomacy check had worked earlier to get info...
GM, I could use some advice on manifesting those extraplanar abilities soon (like Etherrealness)
>>9787
Tracy, being deprived of her knives and her way back, now feels very, very, very trapped. Her muscles clench and feral instincts swim through her mind. Having no knives to hold, she gets on all fours and chokes back a snarl. She slowly advances forward to face her fate.
>>9788
Its a free event. There IS a cow though, and for a moment everyone looks at her. She is crushed by the scrutiny and wanders off in broken shame. How dare you shame randomcow?
Its a free event. There IS a cow though, and for a moment everyone looks at her. She is crushed by the scrutiny and wanders off in broken shame. How dare you shame randomcow?
Tracy charges her ki, having no weapons.
>>9792
>Remembers something said long, long ago, and decides to try to see if it works
Trump yells out
"I AM AN ANTISEMITE"
>Remembers something said long, long ago, and decides to try to see if it works
Trump yells out
"I AM AN ANTISEMITE"
>>9791
A guy in a shiny suit with sunglasses on comes out from behind the guards.
"Whoa there son, what kinda ride is this? This is beyond status, you know what I'm saying?" (he's white so he enunciates properly so it sounds awkward)
A guy in a shiny suit with sunglasses on comes out from behind the guards.
"Whoa there son, what kinda ride is this? This is beyond status, you know what I'm saying?" (he's white so he enunciates properly so it sounds awkward)
Tracy is still waiting to see what's ahead of her.
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Tracy wonder where her knife collection is...
There's been a full day of waiting. Tracy is only minimally within the 'second zone' which who KNOWS how it relates to the "first zone" is also unknown at this point.
Meanwhile Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil are on the outside of a stone dome, with an incredible line stretching outward from it.
The fellow still seems inrigued by Fae.
Meanwhile Trump, Infernius, and Torcuil are on the outside of a stone dome, with an incredible line stretching outward from it.
The fellow still seems inrigued by Fae.
>>9803
"We could use her for marketing, promos, and fashion!"
I don't mean 24 hour day, I mean 6 hours ish, and the sun is beginning to set.
"We could use her for marketing, promos, and fashion!"
I don't mean 24 hour day, I mean 6 hours ish, and the sun is beginning to set.
>>9811
Trumpaladin recoils in horror, but tries to hide his expression. "I'm really not from around here. Can you tell me about how well the marketing at this event goes along?"
Trumpaladin recoils in horror, but tries to hide his expression. "I'm really not from around here. Can you tell me about how well the marketing at this event goes along?"
>>9807
Tracy detects a very long line of insufferable assholes and heinous bitches. Each one is weak for a variety of reasons, but the overwhelming reason for the lot of them is fear. Those in the line who might have seemed charming or alluring suddenly strike as abominably false and almost a caricature.
Tracy detects a very long line of insufferable assholes and heinous bitches. Each one is weak for a variety of reasons, but the overwhelming reason for the lot of them is fear. Those in the line who might have seemed charming or alluring suddenly strike as abominably false and almost a caricature.
>>9813
Tracy gets the sensation that she's been had. While those around her are tickled at just BEING HERE, she has spent the entirety of the time not-killing the sorts of people who once upon a time she would readily have killed.
Tracy gets the sensation that she's been had. While those around her are tickled at just BEING HERE, she has spent the entirety of the time not-killing the sorts of people who once upon a time she would readily have killed.
"You know what, she may be available for some commercials. Who else from your company can she speak with?"
I'm going off your dice-roll at this point.
>>9813
It is this moment that Tracy realizes that she doesn't know where "out" is.
>>9813
It is this moment that Tracy realizes that she doesn't know where "out" is.
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>>9821
Are you realizing that jumping in line was a bad idea yet?
As the sun begins to set, a persistent glow can be seen in the south.
Are you realizing that jumping in line was a bad idea yet?
As the sun begins to set, a persistent glow can be seen in the south.
>>9823
I knew it from the beginning, I was just being inexcusably lazy (Tracy would've just turned around)....
I knew it from the beginning, I was just being inexcusably lazy (Tracy would've just turned around)....
"You know, let me show you some of her moves"
>>9828
You don't know how to be a diplomat, little pony
"Fae, fetch the hamburger"
>>9828
You don't know how to be a diplomat, little pony
"Fae, fetch the hamburger"
>>9826
No time. Thez appears in the air above you.
"Port Barry is in flames! Where the fuck have you all been?!
She has a multitude of new scratches across her hide, but doesn't seem too worn.
Her expression tells a different story.
No time. Thez appears in the air above you.
"Port Barry is in flames! Where the fuck have you all been?!
She has a multitude of new scratches across her hide, but doesn't seem too worn.
Her expression tells a different story.
>>9832
"Heading the fuck back to Port Barry, that's what we're doing right now"
Flies off on Fae, fetching Inferius of possible, leaving if necessary
"Heading the fuck back to Port Barry, that's what we're doing right now"
Flies off on Fae, fetching Inferius of possible, leaving if necessary
>>9833
Thez dashes forward and grabs by the face.
"THERE IS NO TIME"
and the two of them <whoof> back to Port Barry.
The walls remain intact as with some of the more remote properties, but the rural district of town has been decimated. Where once was a cooky moon-stone shop is a pile of dust, and even the established businessess are having a hard enough time fighting off the onslaught.
Thez dashes forward and grabs by the face.
"THERE IS NO TIME"
and the two of them <whoof> back to Port Barry.
The walls remain intact as with some of the more remote properties, but the rural district of town has been decimated. Where once was a cooky moon-stone shop is a pile of dust, and even the established businessess are having a hard enough time fighting off the onslaught.
GM, can we skip ahead to the end of this long-ass line already? I've been at this for more than 4.5 hours, but nothing has happened.
>>9838
I had the following agendas. 1. Allow players to explore 1 of 3 towns. 2. Prep for murder.
Both objectives have been achieved
I had the following agendas. 1. Allow players to explore 1 of 3 towns. 2. Prep for murder.
Both objectives have been achieved
>>9842
Thats what I was thinking tbh. I promise, tomorrow will begin a new chapter of depth and development
Thats what I was thinking tbh. I promise, tomorrow will begin a new chapter of depth and development
>>9843
Nice paradox, but no. The thing is, for every element the player/character is aware of, there are tens if not hundreds that they can't be aware of. And right now, Tracy is in a grey-ish room, in line for who knows what, in a dimension she can't truly state is the same dimension she came from.
Oh, and she willingly coughed up ALL her knives.
Nice paradox, but no. The thing is, for every element the player/character is aware of, there are tens if not hundreds that they can't be aware of. And right now, Tracy is in a grey-ish room, in line for who knows what, in a dimension she can't truly state is the same dimension she came from.
Oh, and she willingly coughed up ALL her knives.
>>9844
Good. I hope to have a chance for her to cut loose and develop her abilities.
Is there any chance I could've had her sign in under a fake name or epitaph?
Good. I hope to have a chance for her to cut loose and develop her abilities.
Is there any chance I could've had her sign in under a fake name or epitaph?
>>9846
Yeah... Her faggot was being incredibly retarded... Tracy would've never done any of that shit...
Yeah... Her faggot was being incredibly retarded... Tracy would've never done any of that shit...
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Nigger, I still got an Ace of my own. Don't you fucking test me
>also still laughing
>also deja vu e_O
>also deja vu e_O
Thez spends the intermediate moments porting ppl back and forth from the crazy spiral dome.
As each character appears on scene, they hear, feel, and recognize the change that has occurred. Port Barry is dying.
>>9853
Untold shits gon' gets killed.
As each character appears on scene, they hear, feel, and recognize the change that has occurred. Port Barry is dying.
>>9853
Untold shits gon' gets killed.
>Move to a different browser for easier image uploads
>See this post >>9851, and think it's by GM
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT
>Switch to a browser where I am logged in as a moderator
>Oh... it's Tracy's hash, not GM's
>See this post >>9851, and think it's by GM
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT
>Switch to a browser where I am logged in as a moderator
>Oh... it's Tracy's hash, not GM's
Actually, forget it. Revisionism is for cucks.
Bring it on.
Bring it on.
>>9856
I'll assume that per her character, Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry".
"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?" Lenos says from deep within the forge
I'll assume that per her character, Tracy Cage would sign under "Mrs. Sentry".
"The whole thing was a red herring. You lnow that, right?" Lenos says from deep within the forge
>>9858
No, Sechs has been fine. This is something to do with the inverted funnel-cloud over the town.
No, Sechs has been fine. This is something to do with the inverted funnel-cloud over the town.
>>9860
I Don't memorize thread IDs, but rely on hashes, so I can tell who is who while logged in, but not while not-logged in
I Don't memorize thread IDs, but rely on hashes, so I can tell who is who while logged in, but not while not-logged in
I will extensively cinematic the next few 'bits'. The Game will be ffa at 5:00pst, assuming not later.
Any last requests, now is the time. I don't expect anyone will die, but it does hapen. Until then, I'm taking creative license.
Any last requests, now is the time. I don't expect anyone will die, but it does hapen. Until then, I'm taking creative license.
>>9865
Yeah, move it along gently so that I'll be able to take so.e developmental action next period and not spend 4 hours waiting in line.
Yeah, move it along gently so that I'll be able to take so.e developmental action next period and not spend 4 hours waiting in line.
>>9867
Well, that was your fault for getting in line. All your faults really. You didn't even know what you were waiting for XD
Well, that was your fault for getting in line. All your faults really. You didn't even know what you were waiting for XD
As each character appears at Port Barry, the first things that are assaulted are the senses. Gone is the neat and clean smell, replaced by the odor of ash, cinder, and smoke. The roaring of hundreds of fires can be heard from throughout the city, along with the tromping and stomping of feet from small to inhumanly huge.
The city is being razed.
The Broncos, along with the city guard has taken and are holding the quarantine area to keep the civilians safe, and is surrounded by scores and scores of malicious and observably infernal creatures. Additionally, a small contingent of the ne'er do wells are fighting back with their fists and farm tools, but the city has been largely evacuated and is in the process of being torn apart.
The city is being razed.
The Broncos, along with the city guard has taken and are holding the quarantine area to keep the civilians safe, and is surrounded by scores and scores of malicious and observably infernal creatures. Additionally, a small contingent of the ne'er do wells are fighting back with their fists and farm tools, but the city has been largely evacuated and is in the process of being torn apart.
There are currently 3 factions operating in the port at this moment: there are a bunch more (((were-rats))), there are squads of demons operating in something resembling a formation, and squads of devils, who are in rigid and precise positions. They all stream about, looking for anyone or anything to ransack that might still be in the city, while a larger mass of all three has the quarantine area surrounded.
In addition, Thez is not wearing any of her shiny, has her sword in one hand, her broom in the other, and is splattered with blood across her body and in her hair.
She ported everyone with their respective mounts, and placed everyone along the wall of the Quarantine area (for both strategy and viewpoint).
It almost appears that all hell has been unleashed on the unsuspecting city of Port Barry.
In addition, Thez is not wearing any of her shiny, has her sword in one hand, her broom in the other, and is splattered with blood across her body and in her hair.
She ported everyone with their respective mounts, and placed everyone along the wall of the Quarantine area (for both strategy and viewpoint).
It almost appears that all hell has been unleashed on the unsuspecting city of Port Barry.
While there have been casualties, indeed the streets are painted with blood, the overwhelming majority of the citizens are safe (for the moment) inside the Quarantine, of which the gate is under a battering from arms and magic. Also from the wall, the characters can see an eerie glow emanating from the newly constructed Football stadium.
In the distance, Trump tower appears to change direction and make its lumbering way back to the Port, at none-too-fast a pace.
All that can be heard is the screams of the citizenry, the wailing of the armies of the damned, and the roaring of fire unleashed on the whole city.
All that can be heard is the screams of the citizenry, the wailing of the armies of the damned, and the roaring of fire unleashed on the whole city.
Thez immediately <whoooofs> down amidst the throng of wretched creatures surrounding the quarantine area, from which flashes of magic begin firing all around. The eerie sound of the infernals increases in volume as she spins, teleports, and flies about in a flurry/fury of activity.
From the town, a blood-curdling scream is heard as a lone child bursts open a top-floor window of a building already on fire with demons surging inside. Thez breaks from her assault and (using another type of teleport effect) zips by the window, now carrying the child safely from the building as the armies around the quarantine surge back against the already battered and weakening gate and the others in the building spill from the window in attempted pursuit of the child.
Thez lands quickly on the wall near the party, deposits the child on the wall and tells her "Go down and find someone you trust." before she turns to the party. "This,... this was never supposed to happen." she says before <whoofing> back to the gate, back into a mad frenzy of murder.
From the town, a blood-curdling scream is heard as a lone child bursts open a top-floor window of a building already on fire with demons surging inside. Thez breaks from her assault and (using another type of teleport effect) zips by the window, now carrying the child safely from the building as the armies around the quarantine surge back against the already battered and weakening gate and the others in the building spill from the window in attempted pursuit of the child.
Thez lands quickly on the wall near the party, deposits the child on the wall and tells her "Go down and find someone you trust." before she turns to the party. "This,... this was never supposed to happen." she says before <whoofing> back to the gate, back into a mad frenzy of murder.
Flashes of energy fire off intermittently from the city, as devils and demons alike unleash the full capacity of their nature upon the previously bustling city. The streets are strewn with rocks and rubble, and the occasionally torn apart remnants of an unlucky citizen.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.
>Aside
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.
Tracy's retarded faggot is back to check on her single-file march to hell.
>>9881
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.
>>9882
>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting
>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting
>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tracy realizes the familiar (and unpleasant) environment and begins to wonder Wtf is going on. Why were all these faggots getting lined up in the giant dome when they could've entered through Port Barry?
Its really a shame. I hadn't expected the whole party to go north to Cardishore, nor take the Tower with them, but it fed nicely (almost too nicely) into the unveiling plot-twist. Thez was literally the only person in the city when things started habbening, and she wasn't even present until the invasion was already well underway.
>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.
>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.
To give an idea, this all was set in motion by a variety of momentary choices starting with Thez. One doesn't simply speak a level 48 Blasphemy (that's her ACTUAL level btw) and have nobody notice. I again allude to the earthquake metaphor. Further, one doesn't speak the Lawful Dictum AND the Word of Chaos at almost the same time and location and with the same level intensity. What's more, ever since George first appeared Tracy has had 3 characters tailing her. One was Fae obviously, while more discrete was Bob (you'll hear more about him), and a third was an invisible Imp who has been providing recon of the party's activities. The imp was hoping for an opportunity to pick off or otherwise compromise the "one who kept wandering off", but instead was in a prime position to detect the party's arrival at Cardishore.
>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.
>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.
>>9890
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.
Up until Thez first spoke Blasphemy, this entire dimension/realm (the Game) was unknown to any of the outer realms. Its appearance, or rather the signal that was detected from it opened it up to interaction/intervention from all sorts of factions and observers.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.
>>9892
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him
>>9893
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.
Thez <whooofs> back up to the wall, bleeding from dozens of wounds that slowly mend themselves.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.
new pony episode
>>9896
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.
Any chance I can cast DEPORTATION FORCE, which would send a large number of any entities from foriegn dimensions back, or at least have as an individual but very effective attack, YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, which would do the same to individual foriegn entities?
>>9898
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).
>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).
>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~
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A few minutes later, as the Tower continues to slowly make its way toward port Barry, Lenos and Thez both <whooof> into the sea of faces rushing the gate of the Quarantine. Thez resumes flipping out, now armed with only her sword, while Lenos quickly goes dark-dragon and starts unleashing gouts of flaming murder at all-comers.
>>9904
Am I allowed to cast mass spells like DEPORTATION FORCE or SUPERBOWL XXXII (Technically a permutation of Holy Word), or do these bad hombres need to be sent back Juan by Juan?
Am I allowed to cast mass spells like DEPORTATION FORCE or SUPERBOWL XXXII (Technically a permutation of Holy Word), or do these bad hombres need to be sent back Juan by Juan?
>>9901
Commercial break
>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....
Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?
Commercial break
>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....
Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?
>>9906
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.
>>9906
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).
>>9906
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.
>>9909
>>9905
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.
>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins
>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?
>>9909
>no fingers
[reeeeing intensifies]
>>9905
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.
>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins
>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?
>>9909
>no fingers
[reeeeing intensifies]
>>9910
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw
"I leave to get a break for three days, and everything turns to shit...! Tracy murmurs, getting a handle of a few of the kunai in the bag
>agitation grows
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"
>agitation grows
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"
>>9912
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.
>>9912
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.
>>9914
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"
>>9915
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.
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>>9909
Fuck it
All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"
All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE
Fuck it
All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"
All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE
>>9917
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football."
>>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football."
>>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895
Outside the Quarantine Gate. Dragon-Lenos and Thez unleash a veritable cacophany of murder and destruction on the seemingly endless hoarde of attackers. While they have cleared a space between the armies and the gate, their enemies are replenished as fast as they are dispatched.
>animal instincts activate
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
Listen+Search+Spot+GatherInformation+SenseMotive
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?
>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)
>>9919
>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.
*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
Listen+Search+Spot+GatherInformation+SenseMotive
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?
>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)
>>9919
>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.
*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*
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Is the group actually in battle now, or just getting ready for the charge.
>smell of blood
>IAmASharkInFrenzy.gif
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.
>smell of blood
>IAmASharkInFrenzy.gif
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.
>>9919 ~\\_/~# he's still out of range,... oh fuck it.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.
>>9924
>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words
"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!"
>>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)
>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words
"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!"
>>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)
>>9925
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.
>>9928
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)
Meta-spiel for a moment.
One of my issues with D&D or w/e game engine is that its always "The world waiting to respond to the party"
IMO, thats a false paradigm to put the players in. Obviously the players are pinnacle and the most consequent aspect of any story, but to assume that any group or faction or whatever is just sitting there going "Gee this sucks, sure would be nice if,...." is backward.
This world was designed to allow groups and interests to operate and develop as is their nature. As such, the players can often (and will) find themselves on the defensive, or (case in point) trying to fend off an army that they neither saw coming nor are particularly prepared to surmount.
One of my issues with D&D or w/e game engine is that its always "The world waiting to respond to the party"
IMO, thats a false paradigm to put the players in. Obviously the players are pinnacle and the most consequent aspect of any story, but to assume that any group or faction or whatever is just sitting there going "Gee this sucks, sure would be nice if,...." is backward.
This world was designed to allow groups and interests to operate and develop as is their nature. As such, the players can often (and will) find themselves on the defensive, or (case in point) trying to fend off an army that they neither saw coming nor are particularly prepared to surmount.
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>>9929
With Trump's spell, all the dretches, lemures, bearded devils,, succubi, erinyes, imps, and quasits have been expelled. What remains is a mix of barbed devils, ice devils, chain devils, bone devils, and horned devils (on one side) as well as (the greater multitude) Hezrou's, Babau, Bebliths, Nalfeshnees, and the occasional Marilith.
With Trump's spell, all the dretches, lemures, bearded devils,, succubi, erinyes, imps, and quasits have been expelled. What remains is a mix of barbed devils, ice devils, chain devils, bone devils, and horned devils (on one side) as well as (the greater multitude) Hezrou's, Babau, Bebliths, Nalfeshnees, and the occasional Marilith.
>>9930
Well, this isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts. Do it however you see fit. Whatever allows a good amount of memes/fun is fine by me.
Well, this isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts. Do it however you see fit. Whatever allows a good amount of memes/fun is fine by me.
>>9929
"Pay no head to the enemies ahead of you little pony. It is the people behind you and to your side for whom and with whom you fight. They are your brothers, and together you form one mighty, immortal, powerful whole. For you can never die nor be alone so long as your countrymen live"
>>9932
>all these weird unpronounceable foreign sounding names
At your removal hearing, the Immigration Judge will ask you to designate a country of removal, should you be ordered removed. Should you decline to designate a country, DHS will recommend one for you, generally corresponding to your nationality.
"Pay no head to the enemies ahead of you little pony. It is the people behind you and to your side for whom and with whom you fight. They are your brothers, and together you form one mighty, immortal, powerful whole. For you can never die nor be alone so long as your countrymen live"
>>9932
>all these weird unpronounceable foreign sounding names
At your removal hearing, the Immigration Judge will ask you to designate a country of removal, should you be ordered removed. Should you decline to designate a country, DHS will recommend one for you, generally corresponding to your nationality.
>>9932
>>9934
Spoiler, fun fact: I wrote Tracy's combat instinct flowcharts based in part off of shark biology (that's part of the reason why she didn't go berserk on the golems, since they don't have blood)
*literally shaking*
[frenzied predatory hoers noises]
>"Pffffft...!"
'.. I hope I'm not too late for the party...' she silently whinnies under her breath, . She's grown to the size of a light war hoers and is snorting fumes as she itches for the charge.
>>9935
"Whatever you say, my dear.." she coos, still shivering
>>9934
Spoiler, fun fact: I wrote Tracy's combat instinct flowcharts based in part off of shark biology (that's part of the reason why she didn't go berserk on the golems, since they don't have blood)
*literally shaking*
[frenzied predatory hoers noises]
>"Pffffft...!"
'.. I hope I'm not too late for the party...' she silently whinnies under her breath, . She's grown to the size of a light war hoers and is snorting fumes as she itches for the charge.
>>9935
"Whatever you say, my dear.." she coos, still shivering
>>9935
>names
References mostly. The party is free to wage against or defer as is their individual proclivity. Thez and Lenos are tirelessly making short work of all comers at the quarantine gate, eliminating any immediate threat to either the party or the citizens. Trump's whistle will have consequenes, and to that end some blue streaks come up from outlying areas toward the party. They're not there yet, but they're closing fast, along with some darker shapes that done exude magic like the streaks do.
>>9936
Don't hold back now, I designed this situation so that among other things, Tracy can let go. I gather she's been aching to do so,....
>names
References mostly. The party is free to wage against or defer as is their individual proclivity. Thez and Lenos are tirelessly making short work of all comers at the quarantine gate, eliminating any immediate threat to either the party or the citizens. Trump's whistle will have consequenes, and to that end some blue streaks come up from outlying areas toward the party. They're not there yet, but they're closing fast, along with some darker shapes that done exude magic like the streaks do.
>>9936
Don't hold back now, I designed this situation so that among other things, Tracy can let go. I gather she's been aching to do so,....
*don't
>>9935
>foreign names
They're all extraplanar infernals: illegal immigrants of the most dangerous variety, possibly religious extremists as well.
>foreign names
They're all extraplanar infernals: illegal immigrants of the most dangerous variety, possibly religious extremists as well.
>>9940
Sounds pretty bad. *pulls out copy of the INA*. Are any of them claiming a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground if returned? *readies State Department reports*
Sounds pretty bad. *pulls out copy of the INA*. Are any of them claiming a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground if returned? *readies State Department reports*
>>9944
Yes, that is all that matters. Bonus exp for insight. Also, TY
Tracy is much bigger now than normally is, and though she may nor realize it her mane, tail, and hooves are fully aflame. This latest 'situation' seems to have fully cemented many of the changes occurring within her. She still has no means of controlling it, but for the time being she's a full Cauchemar, with all the requisite abilities and modifiers.
Yes, that is all that matters. Bonus exp for insight. Also, TY
Tracy is much bigger now than normally is, and though she may nor realize it her mane, tail, and hooves are fully aflame. This latest 'situation' seems to have fully cemented many of the changes occurring within her. She still has no means of controlling it, but for the time being she's a full Cauchemar, with all the requisite abilities and modifiers.
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>>9942
*rubs against you feverishly, as she waits for the signal to cut loose*
>>9944
I thought to set her as a Wilder hybrid so that she could learn to concentrate her emotions into power instead of just throwing herself all over the place. She could use something to focus her passion on though.
>>9945
I'm actually a huge mythology nut. I'd figured that Tracy's frenzied state, even canonically, was similar to the dreadful mares of Diomedes: crazed, bloodthirsty, starved for battle, and performing feats of unnatural strength, speed and vigor (similarly, like the mares, she's sometimes, depending on which artist draws her, shown as rather skinny, with sharp teeth, or in this case spouting licks of white-hot fire). As for character flowcharts: there will be no blueballing her when she's like this, after being pent up for so long. I asked for a nightmare state for her because the Nightmares of DnD are so similar to the Mares of Diomedes.
Like the Dreadful Mares she could be potentially be quelled and tamed as an uncannily superior warhorse, but only by a hero that rivaled Hercules.
*rubs against you feverishly, as she waits for the signal to cut loose*
>>9944
I thought to set her as a Wilder hybrid so that she could learn to concentrate her emotions into power instead of just throwing herself all over the place. She could use something to focus her passion on though.
>>9945
I'm actually a huge mythology nut. I'd figured that Tracy's frenzied state, even canonically, was similar to the dreadful mares of Diomedes: crazed, bloodthirsty, starved for battle, and performing feats of unnatural strength, speed and vigor (similarly, like the mares, she's sometimes, depending on which artist draws her, shown as rather skinny, with sharp teeth, or in this case spouting licks of white-hot fire). As for character flowcharts: there will be no blueballing her when she's like this, after being pent up for so long. I asked for a nightmare state for her because the Nightmares of DnD are so similar to the Mares of Diomedes.
Like the Dreadful Mares she could be potentially be quelled and tamed as an uncannily superior warhorse, but only by a hero that rivaled Hercules.
So Trump w/ Fae, Infernius w/ Uatchit, Torcuil (Troll is in the Tower), and Tracy (full rage) are situated along the wall. The massed armies are aware of their presence, and are either making their way there or are attacking wherever they can with the hopes of engaging the party. Alex is welcome to join in, or he can watch from the tower (the displays on the dais show whats going on on all fronts).
>>9946
And I knew from that pic I reposted earlier that this was an inevitable evolution of her character. After this is resolved, you'll be more free to develop her per your inspiration, which is what I intended all along. ^_^
>>9946
And I knew from that pic I reposted earlier that this was an inevitable evolution of her character. After this is resolved, you'll be more free to develop her per your inspiration, which is what I intended all along. ^_^
>>9948
It would/will, but at the moment the only thing they can attack is Thez and Lenos, who are rather busy as a result.
It would/will, but at the moment the only thing they can attack is Thez and Lenos, who are rather busy as a result.
I forgot to mention (although he's since disappeared into the surroundings) Ponimaru is wearing Thez' golden martial belt, as well as a pair of bracers she had adorning her legs.
>>9949
This should be obvious, but if Trump is at all within earshot of any of Port Barry's Militia, he directs them to use all remaining organization to rescue and evacuate civilians, then put out fires
This should be obvious, but if Trump is at all within earshot of any of Port Barry's Militia, he directs them to use all remaining organization to rescue and evacuate civilians, then put out fires
>>9951
The current survivors (and its most of them) are holed up in the Quarantine area, either maintaining defenses or tending to themselves (there are many who are wounded or infirm).
The current survivors (and its most of them) are holed up in the Quarantine area, either maintaining defenses or tending to themselves (there are many who are wounded or infirm).
>>9947
>is the Thief
Are there any simple weapons or body parts That Tracy could salvage from the battlefield (I'd love to make a weapon out of those chain devils later), like a sword?
>>9948
>recognoze
Well, she hasn't caught fire yet, so she wouldn't look that different from the energetic blue lawnmower she was in the first thread when she was fighting the zombies, only larger.
The key difference is that this time, to to weeks of Concentration training, she seems earily more focused than she was that day..
>tweets
There has to be a Taunting feat he could use for that. I imagine his Charisma stat is pretty high.
>is the Thief
Are there any simple weapons or body parts That Tracy could salvage from the battlefield (I'd love to make a weapon out of those chain devils later), like a sword?
>>9948
>recognoze
Well, she hasn't caught fire yet, so she wouldn't look that different from the energetic blue lawnmower she was in the first thread when she was fighting the zombies, only larger.
The key difference is that this time, to to weeks of Concentration training, she seems earily more focused than she was that day..
>tweets
There has to be a Taunting feat he could use for that. I imagine his Charisma stat is pretty high.
>>9953
>is on fire, just doesn't know it
Taunt is a Bard ability, which Trump is not proficient with (can make rudimentary attempts, but the whistle was far more effective)
>is on fire, just doesn't know it
Taunt is a Bard ability, which Trump is not proficient with (can make rudimentary attempts, but the whistle was far more effective)
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>>9954
Reeee! I wanted to save the fire for dramatic scenes and transform in advancing stages!
*rears in anticipation, snorting steam*
Reeee! I wanted to save the fire for dramatic scenes and transform in advancing stages!
*rears in anticipation, snorting steam*
>>9955
If that's what you want, I was just assuming that Tracy was agitated enough to start to morph.
<poof>Tracy is mad, and snorting steam, but no fires and still normal size.
If that's what you want, I was just assuming that Tracy was agitated enough to start to morph.
<poof>Tracy is mad, and snorting steam, but no fires and still normal size.
>>9956
>normal size
Gosh darn it! I'll take the fire then! (I gotta train her to assume a hybrid form at some point)
>normal size
Gosh darn it! I'll take the fire then! (I gotta train her to assume a hybrid form at some point)
Don't worry, this is all just establishing where/what the party is at/doing when shit kicks off later this evening. Funny, this was supposed to be the kickoff of the newly formed Denver Broncos which Trump painstakingly arranged wrt to the teams, the stadium, Football, his Generals, Football, and the development of Football.
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Also, how big is a Cauchemar Nightmare anyway? All the descriptions i find say that it's in the Huge size class, but they also say "about the size of a light war hoers" (large): is that only a question of hit dice? I'm trying to figure out her height and weight at full size (it's yet another factor in my flowcharts to determine opportunistic actions, confidence.. etc)
Subtext - in chess, one's opponent always has an equal and opposite move to make in response to the principle's move. Never forget that for however many gains have been realized, the opposition is still in the game until they are utterly destroyed.
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Can Trumpaladin summon an ICE storm to put out the fires in Port Barry?
>>9962
>clydesdale-sized
>The conformation of the Clydesdale has changed greatly throughout its history. In the 1920s and 1930s, it was a compact horse smaller than the Shire, Percheron, and Belgian. Beginning in the 1940s, breeding animals were selected to produce taller horses that looked more impressive in parades and shows. Today, the Clydesdale stands 16 to 18 hands (64 to 72 inches, 163 to 183 cm) high and weighs 1,800 to 2,000 pounds (820 to 910 kg).
Fug! That's bigger than I thought. (I'm guessing this is Heavy War Hoers sized).
>>9965
B-b-b-but I wanna play super saiyan Genocide Mode!
>cuter
You do have a point though... *cuts off four development plans, for future notice in terms of shipping*
>>9966
GM, how big is this battlefield going to be? Would all of the characters be in close proximity, (because I have to factor that into limit releases) Also, were you serious about >>9958 , because that'll also factor into how she charges.
>clydesdale-sized
>The conformation of the Clydesdale has changed greatly throughout its history. In the 1920s and 1930s, it was a compact horse smaller than the Shire, Percheron, and Belgian. Beginning in the 1940s, breeding animals were selected to produce taller horses that looked more impressive in parades and shows. Today, the Clydesdale stands 16 to 18 hands (64 to 72 inches, 163 to 183 cm) high and weighs 1,800 to 2,000 pounds (820 to 910 kg).
Fug! That's bigger than I thought. (I'm guessing this is Heavy War Hoers sized).
>>9965
B-b-b-but I wanna play super saiyan Genocide Mode!
>cuter
You do have a point though... *cuts off four development plans, for future notice in terms of shipping*
>>9966
GM, how big is this battlefield going to be? Would all of the characters be in close proximity, (because I have to factor that into limit releases) Also, were you serious about >>9958 , because that'll also factor into how she charges.
>>9967
>Not Tracy
Sure you are(n't).
Clydesdale size is what she is when fully Nightmare. She isn't at the moment, per request, (though she's showing evidence of with the smoke and all). Don't worry, you still have Genocide mode, just not yet/atm.
The battlefield will depend on the area the players occupy, though I'm hoping that except for the stadium players can keep it within the recent map.
>Not Tracy
Sure you are(n't).
Clydesdale size is what she is when fully Nightmare. She isn't at the moment, per request, (though she's showing evidence of with the smoke and all). Don't worry, you still have Genocide mode, just not yet/atm.
The battlefield will depend on the area the players occupy, though I'm hoping that except for the stadium players can keep it within the recent map.
>>9932
When I say, Not Tracy, it's because I want to make it absolutely clear that those thoughts are mine, and are unrelated to hers.
There's no consistency though. I just felt like the clarification was important in that comment.
When I say, Not Tracy, it's because I want to make it absolutely clear that those thoughts are mine, and are unrelated to hers.
There's no consistency though. I just felt like the clarification was important in that comment.
>>9969
K, just checking/trolling. Pay no mind, this momentary timeframe is all about making sure everyone is on the same page, so that the crisis can effectively launch in the appropriate directions.
Please, do not hesitate with game/meta-whatever.
K, just checking/trolling. Pay no mind, this momentary timeframe is all about making sure everyone is on the same page, so that the crisis can effectively launch in the appropriate directions.
Please, do not hesitate with game/meta-whatever.
>>9932
Interesting these are Demons AND Devils together: a mixed-evil alignment.
Are the memes hammered into this game at all yet? Are all the Demons globalists like Soros?
Interesting these are Demons AND Devils together: a mixed-evil alignment.
Are the memes hammered into this game at all yet? Are all the Demons globalists like Soros?
>>9972
The memes are relatively unestablished, though no less in efficacy, You're the only meme-magician to date, so its up to you where that goes.
Yes, there are observable groups of devils AND demons operating in the periphery. As said, all will be explained, but for the time being I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.
The memes are relatively unestablished, though no less in efficacy, You're the only meme-magician to date, so its up to you where that goes.
Yes, there are observable groups of devils AND demons operating in the periphery. As said, all will be explained, but for the time being I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.
>Note, I will be leaving from 1:00pst (about an hour from now) until 4:30 (about 3-1/2 hours from now). Make all lasting preparations and measures in the interim.
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>>9964
>Trump can't into weather spells
>Trump can't help Puerto Rico with Hurricane relief
Also
>Pony is too big or is now an open flame
Eh, I'll find a new pony to throw if necessary
>The Norwegian should be playing as a pony
>Trump can't into weather spells
>Trump can't help Puerto Rico with Hurricane relief
Also
>Pony is too big or is now an open flame
Eh, I'll find a new pony to throw if necessary
>The Norwegian should be playing as a pony
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>>9979
She is neither big nor on fire at this point, but she could change later on... (is starting to smoke)
>all my dramit lead-up
>gone
She is neither big nor on fire at this point, but she could change later on... (is starting to smoke)
>all my dramit lead-up
>gone
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>>9982
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.
GM departing shortly. Player have ~ the next 3 hours to declare any meta, preparatory, or strategic elements they wish to apply to their characters.
>>9984
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.
>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.
>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.
>>9987
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).
>NOT only meme magician
There are others?
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).
>NOT only meme magician
There are others?
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>>9989
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?
>>9991
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation
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Donec mors nos partem.
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>tfw you dream you have a girlfriend that loves you then you wake up.
>>10008
No time!
Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us
See what I did in >>9919
No time!
Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us
See what I did in >>9919
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>>10014
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.
>>10011
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.
>>10015
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always
>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always
>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai
>>10016
What kind of enemy are we talking here?
>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready
What kind of enemy are we talking here?
>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready
>>10026
>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.
>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.
>>10027
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.
>>10028
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ
>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though
I gotta burn something big before the level up if I want to take the prestige class
>>10034
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.
>>10036
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.
... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."
Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.
>>10041
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ
as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.
>>10043
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.
>>10041
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay
>>10046
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.
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>>10043
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...
>>10054
I take it that's a "No"
But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
I take it that's a "No"
But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns
>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.
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I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053
>>10060
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.
>>10063
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.
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Also, mainboard rape
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>>10070
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players
Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks
What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8
If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.
After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players
Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks
What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8
If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.
After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back
>>10072
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull
>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?
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>>10075
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd
Kay, Im back for a while
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
Succubi are very weak demons tbh, not much more than dretches. They work well on civvies cuz lame, but they don't have any fight to them
>>10087
....
Fuck Yeah Let's do this!
Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
....
Fuck Yeah Let's do this!
Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Tracy? Last chance to declare actions.
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>>10090
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
>>10095
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
>>10098
Shit, I gotta go oo the store
I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
Shit, I gotta go oo the store
I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
>>10075
Present
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
Present
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
>>10095
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
>>10101
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.
>got a pali
What does that mean?
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.
>got a pali
What does that mean?
Okay, last modification:
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.
Actually, can I cast, tweet, throw the Halberd and then grown yuge?
So, it seems everyone is here. Its earlier than originally stated, but are we ready? I'm saying this more for pacing and reference than allowing the players to second-guess or re-evaluate.
...okay, waiting for confirmation from Torcuil then,...
>begins typing anyway
>begins typing anyway
[1d20 = 15]
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
>>10114
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
>>10117
Just in case:
Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
Just in case:
Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
The people of Port Barry are frightened, exhausted, and at wits end. Hours ago, there was peace and normalcy in their city. Heroes had appeared who promised growth, prosperity, and development, and who seemed to have the mettle to mete out such ends.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
The sky became its self a portal, and from there all Hell and Abyss did rain down in a fever pitch. Thez emerged from the brothel (more on that later Xp) to find that it was literally raining fiends, and not in a good way.
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
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Fuck, this is not my night. I has to go again
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
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Noticing a lull in the battle, Trump pulls out his Blackberry, and sends a tweet
His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send
sips diet coke
His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send
sips diet coke
>>10137
"No Matter,"
"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"
Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
"No Matter,"
"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"
Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
>>10134
>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with me
Torcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with me
Torcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
>>10139
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
>>10143
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
THIS time, Trump is "only" 24' tall, but he's several orders yuger than he was.
>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
As the party come more or less crashing down upon the fray outside the quarantine, Thez shows visible signs of relief.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
>>10154
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
[6d20 = 66]
Idk how to roll this, but...
Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Idk how to roll this, but...
Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Tracy barrels over several opponents, the javelin still firmly in jaw. Its kinda tingly once you get used to it. Though she's not aware of it (the electricity) she is full size and here hair is completely on fire.
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!"
>>10165
@_@ One sec
>>10164
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!"
>>10165
@_@ One sec
>>10164
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
[3d20 = 26]
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
[1d20 = 11]
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
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So aside from anything I missed, I have Infernius buzzing by on Uatchit, Trump is either on Fae or on the ground, in either case murdering.
>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
[4d20 = 42]
>>10169
>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
>>10169
>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
[3d20 = 43]
>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...
Flaming hooves + kunai again!
>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...
Flaming hooves + kunai again!
As the party fills in, Thez slumps, obviously fatigued.
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.
>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready
>>10178
Noted.
>>10179
No
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.
>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready
>>10178
Noted.
>>10179
No
[3d20 = 25]
>>10187
>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
>>10187
>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
The party lands in decimation of their foes. Trump is now of grandiose proportions (not quite as big as last time, but still a tower of a man), while Infernius makes good use of Uatchit (not targetable, free to act). Tracy billows smoke around giving minimal concealment for the moment.
>>10188
wtf
>>10188
wtf
>>10187
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
>>10196
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
Thez, between flurries says to the group: "I'm sorry everyone,... this is all my fault. I thought,... I didn't intend for everything to turn out like THIS." she says, accentuating her point by elbowing a fiend's head in.
>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.
>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.
"Soros is in the stadium. The town and outside are filled with his followers and those of the Bogdanoff's. Lenos and I can keep this position (and the citizens safe), or we can divert per your strategy."
[7d20 = 58]
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
[3d20 = 20]
>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
[1d20 = 20]
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Note: because of "throng" combat, all opponents get de facto flank. Deal with it, ur facing an army
>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.
>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.
>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
>>10216
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
[1d20 = 10]
>>10216
Yes!
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
>>10216
Yes!
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
The city lies in ruins. In order to get from your current position (avoiding unnecessarily large formations of enemies that is) is through the plaza and toward the NW point, and then doubling back from the wall.
[1d20 = 19]
>>10224
>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
>>10224
>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
[2d20 = 23]
>dat roll
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
>dat roll
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
[2d20 = 24]
>>10231
>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
>>10231
>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
Plopping down in front of literal waves of infernals, the wavering light of city-fires (holy shit, did anyone else get deja vu?) painting themselves across the faces of the party and their opponents respectively, the group bursts into motion.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
>Torc causes an Autistic screech so loud and high, it blows away all the glass in Port Barry
From the north, west, and east of the plaza, squads of D/Ds (devils and demons) race to join the fight.
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[2d20 = 18]
>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)
Slash next victi- I mean enemy
>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)
Slash next victi- I mean enemy
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[2d20 = 36]
>>10244
>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
>>10244
>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
[1d20 = 4]
>>10246
reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
>>10246
reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
With an individual, not to mention collective fury that was entirely inconceivable to both Devils and Demons, the party continues its deadly advance.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
Charge out towards the stadium.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
[1d20 = 6]
>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
>>10255
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
[3d20 = 34]
>>10260
>crushed and torn apart
Cleave!
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
>>10260
>crushed and torn apart
Cleave!
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
[1d20 = 2]
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
[1d20 = 4]
>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
Trump, fully immersed in a blood-fury (not barbarian, but w/e) stumbles, losing his momentum.
>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?
The party is still at the wall, and holding position.
>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?
The party is still at the wall, and holding position.
[3d20 = 47]
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai
>>10280
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.
[3d20 = 22]
>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.
Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp
[1d20 = 9]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 12]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
[1d20 = 19]
>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near
[3d20 = 46]
>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her
>>10286
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.
>>10297
>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over
Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
\r
>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over
Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
\r
[1d20 = 5]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.
Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.
[1d20 = 19]
>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be
Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be
Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is
[3d20 = 25]
>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity
>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity
[5d20 = 59]
>>10308
>oral dexterity
Giggity
>these dice
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).
>>10308
>oral dexterity
Giggity
>these dice
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).
>>10318
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.
[2d20 = 37]
>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.
>>10324
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)
>>10333
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.
>>10334
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia
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[2d20 = 22]
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it
Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it
Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation
[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump
[2d20 = 11]
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat
[1d20 = 11]
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.
Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.
Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.
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I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™
[1d20 = 7]
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property
>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property
>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal
>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon
[2d20 = 28]
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party
[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.
>>10383
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him
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Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn
ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment
>>10397
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,
You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?
[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)
Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though
>>10416
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)
[1d20 = 3]
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....
His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move
Infernius' move
Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite
>>10429
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)
Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away
Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.
[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.
As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"
"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"
>>10454
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts
>>10458
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.
>>10459
>he's taller than me
reeee!
"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
>he's taller than me
reeee!
"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem
>>10456
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.
i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style
>>10465
I've actually been subtly trying to reference Hook's Crocodile from Peter Pan for a while now, but I've been lazy and nobody noticed...
I've actually been subtly trying to reference Hook's Crocodile from Peter Pan for a while now, but I've been lazy and nobody noticed...
[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)
Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.
[1d20 = 12]
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit
"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.
[1d20 = 10]
>>10481
Nice roll but he's gone
In the alternative, trump smacks the fuck out of the back of tracy's head to prevent her from swallowing anything
>>10481
Nice roll but he's gone
In the alternative, trump smacks the fuck out of the back of tracy's head to prevent her from swallowing anything
As the essence of Soros begins to evaporate from the scene, the 'silent' sound of roaring fires echo within the character's ears,....
"Its not enough." she says*. "He'll be back*, and he'll bring ever more hoardes against you, and you, and,... you*"
"There is no stopping him*."
Thez begins an unfamiliar dance.
"Its not enough." she says*. "He'll be back*, and he'll bring ever more hoardes against you, and you, and,... you*"
"There is no stopping him*."
Thez begins an unfamiliar dance.
>>10489
Picks up pony (yes, she's the size of a Clydesdale, but he's much larger now), opens its mouth and removes anything from it, and then puts her over his shoulders so she is away from any blood or biomass material
Picks up pony (yes, she's the size of a Clydesdale, but he's much larger now), opens its mouth and removes anything from it, and then puts her over his shoulders so she is away from any blood or biomass material
https://youtu.be/0zVKUOsUgMQ
"Southelehren, keeper and Mistress of the Gates: as your sovereign born, I commit myself to the reality that this now be true, by My will."
"Let this land be evermore untouched by those from outside. Let none who are neither blood, nor bourne, nor brought to this land EVER feel the sting of ANY who does not belong. Let the trees be free to dance in the wind. Let the people take pleasure in their lives and their family and homes. Let Football be given to all. Let,..." her voice fails, crackling.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW.
"Gladly! And I'll do it again! A THOUSAND lives, if this be done!"
SO MOTE IT BE.
Thez turns toward the party.
"I,... I'm sorry. I hoped that I could avoid this, but,... <ahem> well, things always turn out for the best right?" ^_^
Her voice belies uncertainty and doubt.
"This, this isn't how it was supposed to be, but its how it has to be. I CAN stop him, but only if I stop everyone. So I shall".
Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
"Southelehren, keeper and Mistress of the Gates: as your sovereign born, I commit myself to the reality that this now be true, by My will."
"Let this land be evermore untouched by those from outside. Let none who are neither blood, nor bourne, nor brought to this land EVER feel the sting of ANY who does not belong. Let the trees be free to dance in the wind. Let the people take pleasure in their lives and their family and homes. Let Football be given to all. Let,..." her voice fails, crackling.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE LAW.
"Gladly! And I'll do it again! A THOUSAND lives, if this be done!"
SO MOTE IT BE.
Thez turns toward the party.
"I,... I'm sorry. I hoped that I could avoid this, but,... <ahem> well, things always turn out for the best right?" ^_^
Her voice belies uncertainty and doubt.
"This, this isn't how it was supposed to be, but its how it has to be. I CAN stop him, but only if I stop everyone. So I shall".
Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
"I can't,... you don't know,... I'll never forget you. Not Torcuil who doubts himself, nor Trump who never doubts himself. Not Tracy who is far more magnificent than she ever imagined, nor Infernius. Infernius. You big fukkin' oaf." She laughs for a moment, as her presence continues to dissolve.
>>10492
>Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
[Discontented hoers noises!]
>Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
[Discontented hoers noises!]
Upon realizing what Thez is doing, he smiles
"She did have it in her. I'm impressed."
He speaks to Thez, but softly, because he knows she wouldn't hear him anyways,
"I misjudged you"
"She did have it in her. I'm impressed."
He speaks to Thez, but softly, because he knows she wouldn't hear him anyways,
"I misjudged you"
"I'll always be just behind the veil, thinking and cheering for you, all of you. This was only an idea, and yet thanks to you it has been so much more. I didn't know that this sorta sentimental crap worked for non-humans, but what the hey right?"
She wipes her face.
"Anyway, thanks for being a part. Its been real for me, for my faggot, and for alot of others I hope. You don't get this kind of,..." her voice cracks again. She sighs.
"What I mean is, all of you are special and I hope you know that."
"Time is what it is, and if there IS a way through the barrier I've just enacted, I'll find it. Especially for you (indicating Infernius)."
"Do your best, everyone of you, and maybe we'll meet again."
And with that, Thez vanishes.
She wipes her face.
"Anyway, thanks for being a part. Its been real for me, for my faggot, and for alot of others I hope. You don't get this kind of,..." her voice cracks again. She sighs.
"What I mean is, all of you are special and I hope you know that."
"Time is what it is, and if there IS a way through the barrier I've just enacted, I'll find it. Especially for you (indicating Infernius)."
"Do your best, everyone of you, and maybe we'll meet again."
And with that, Thez vanishes.
OKKAY!
So cinematics aside, everyone has gained 2 levels that they have to distribute however they will.
The danger has subsided and the enemies are either dispatched (or disappeared) or have fled to the hills.
Port Barry is safe again, and I can't even. Seriously.
So cinematics aside, everyone has gained 2 levels that they have to distribute however they will.
The danger has subsided and the enemies are either dispatched (or disappeared) or have fled to the hills.
Port Barry is safe again, and I can't even. Seriously.
>>10501
Nice pali. It is not God that she is want to go with. In time though.
The land is safe from outsiders.
Nice pali. It is not God that she is want to go with. In time though.
The land is safe from outsiders.
The players will find a variety of deliberately placed mementos and accoutrements in and around their "areas".
As Thez vanishes in front of him, he realizes only then an appreciation for her that had never before manifested. But as he stares in that spot, he realizes a new emptiness. A different emptiness, only made greater by Thez's absence, but still independent of it. A feeling that he fucked up, that he harmed things, and that there is no recovering. It will never be as right as it once was, and though the system may never fail, it will ever function as it once did - as it once could. He stands there unmoving until the others are away, and then limps back alone to Trump Tower
>>10504
Tracy's a Blackguard now?
If she put more skill points into Concentration (she's been training it with her kunai for while now), could she take Pyrokinetic and Psionic Fist as Well?
*sets beaten garbage can on fire to meet the requirement*
Tracy's a Blackguard now?
If she put more skill points into Concentration (she's been training it with her kunai for while now), could she take Pyrokinetic and Psionic Fist as Well?
*sets beaten garbage can on fire to meet the requirement*
>>10507
As Trump stands there, several of the ne'er do wells surge forward to brace him.
"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
As Trump stands there, several of the ne'er do wells surge forward to brace him.
"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
collapses in the spot thez was in.
>>10511
"No Tracy" Trump says with a soft voice, as if he's been beaten down. "it will only do you harm"
"No Tracy" Trump says with a soft voice, as if he's been beaten down. "it will only do you harm"
>>10509
"yay" Trump says sort of ironically. "Clear the streets and the houses of the dead. Take number, and bury them outside town, near the garden of the new monastery. Tomorrow we begin the rebuilding."
"yay" Trump says sort of ironically. "Clear the streets and the houses of the dead. Take number, and bury them outside town, near the garden of the new monastery. Tomorrow we begin the rebuilding."
For simplification (and so I don't have to do this again, ffs I had no idea):
In Trump's room is Sugoito, a +4 (normal), +7 Shatter-spike. It is a weapon designed to destroy weapons with. Its less effective against opponents, but insanely effective against the arms they bear.
In Tracy's room is all kinds of gilt an jewelry. "You're pretty, don't hide it ^_~" is the note apparent.
In Infernius' room are Thez' pair of blackened sleeves, as well as her garter belt, and a small multi-faceted stone.
"You will need the belt, but you should have no problem taming the arms. Its been a long time since they've seen someone with a heart like yours. EAT THE STONE!"
In Torcuil's room:
A ring, and a pair of bracers, and a magnifying glass.
"Torcuil, you were the first to see this as more than just whimsey. For that you have my unending gratitude. To the degree that I am able, I will look after you foremost."
In Trump's room is Sugoito, a +4 (normal), +7 Shatter-spike. It is a weapon designed to destroy weapons with. Its less effective against opponents, but insanely effective against the arms they bear.
In Tracy's room is all kinds of gilt an jewelry. "You're pretty, don't hide it ^_~" is the note apparent.
In Infernius' room are Thez' pair of blackened sleeves, as well as her garter belt, and a small multi-faceted stone.
"You will need the belt, but you should have no problem taming the arms. Its been a long time since they've seen someone with a heart like yours. EAT THE STONE!"
In Torcuil's room:
A ring, and a pair of bracers, and a magnifying glass.
"Torcuil, you were the first to see this as more than just whimsey. For that you have my unending gratitude. To the degree that I am able, I will look after you foremost."
>>10515
Wait a minute, she could become a Slayer too, if she had more Knowledge ranks in dungeoneering.
*Goes into library and reads every single bood about >Rape-Dungeons (I was actually going to make her do this, because I was going to see if she could get the ants to build her one)*
Wait a minute, she could become a Slayer too, if she had more Knowledge ranks in dungeoneering.
*Goes into library and reads every single bood about >Rape-Dungeons (I was actually going to make her do this, because I was going to see if she could get the ants to build her one)*
There will be a few weeks (game-time) before the next session. Players are encouraged to devise and plan as they will. Everyone is a 13lvl +2 character now, and everyone's more versed in the rules. Don't bring it weak!
>>10525
*greed intensifies*
If she takes Spring Attack as her second Feat, can she become an Elocator?
*greed intensifies*
If she takes Spring Attack as her second Feat, can she become an Elocator?
Alright, who unraped the mainboard?
>>10532
Good lad. You'll need it, if you're planning on challenging the sleeves (PUT THE BELT ON TOO)
Good lad. You'll need it, if you're planning on challenging the sleeves (PUT THE BELT ON TOO)
"And I wanted to shout, to call to all our brothers, our soldiers, who are lying in the Russian, Ukrainian, Belorussian and Polish earth, who sleep for ever on the fields of our battles: 'Comrades, can you hear us? We’ve done it!'"
Meanwhile:
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
BTW before I forget (Thez was gonna say this in her goodbye spiel but forgot) Tracy: stop fighting it. You're pregnant now. I'll explain it if you want, but it is what it is.
>>10534
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
>>10542
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
"Enough of that Smarmy sheit." Lenos breaks in.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
>>10539
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
>Pregnancy
>>10553
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
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Trump sighs, and pulls out an old, yet still fully inflated Football from his pack
>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded
\r
>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded
\r
"That there is and would be a child of Trump and Tracy is very clearly written in the beore-prophecy of the prophecy. I thought you knew all that," Fae offers
Yeah, that was some metaphysical shit that just went down.
>>10558
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
>>10566
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
>prolly didn't finish the vid to see the gurl faded away.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
>>10575
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
>>10575
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
BTW, mainboard rape.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
Elway praise Trump
>>10586
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary
>>10589
Yes. I crafted a system that I call "Yandere calculus" to determine how I'll play her with each given development, all for the sake of staying in character.
Yes. I crafted a system that I call "Yandere calculus" to determine how I'll play her with each given development, all for the sake of staying in character.
>>10590
... Couldn't you just intuit what Tracy's character would do at each given crossroads, and not need to map out all possible outcomes with probably dozens of variables?
... Couldn't you just intuit what Tracy's character would do at each given crossroads, and not need to map out all possible outcomes with probably dozens of variables?
>mfw
Yay me
Yay me
>>10587
Wut? We're not going micro-chimerism are we?
>>10588
"Thus far"
GM hasn't even turned up the volume on "level-advanced aversaries"
"Oh shoot, I forgot the chain" she says at GM.
Keep it, no one is proficient, and you might need it.
"Okay... but tell Infernius"
Please stop.
Infernius, its absurd, but for what its worth she thinks you're amazing. This is seriously autistic shit, given that both are figmentary and all, but its important to her that I iterate that you're something special. THERE, are ypou satisfied?"
"Nope! At this rate, I may make a move for Godform!"
SMH
Wut? We're not going micro-chimerism are we?
>>10588
"Thus far"
GM hasn't even turned up the volume on "level-advanced aversaries"
"Oh shoot, I forgot the chain" she says at GM.
Keep it, no one is proficient, and you might need it.
"Okay... but tell Infernius"
Please stop.
Infernius, its absurd, but for what its worth she thinks you're amazing. This is seriously autistic shit, given that both are figmentary and all, but its important to her that I iterate that you're something special. THERE, are ypou satisfied?"
"Nope! At this rate, I may make a move for Godform!"
SMH
>>10591
The flowcharts give her structure: the mess of different paths are her "mind" per say. I can still nudge it in any direction, or ignore the charts altogether, but I prefer to keep her in character (so it's not me making the decisions; it's her). They also give a rational order to the mind of a seemingly irrational character.
I work hard to make this fun.
The flowcharts give her structure: the mess of different paths are her "mind" per say. I can still nudge it in any direction, or ignore the charts altogether, but I prefer to keep her in character (so it's not me making the decisions; it's her). They also give a rational order to the mind of a seemingly irrational character.
I work hard to make this fun.
>"SEASON ONE" GAME OVER
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>>10594
This is what is happening here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeasuringTheMarigolds
>>10595
What would be the most relevant classes to spend the upgrades on?
This is what is happening here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeasuringTheMarigolds
>>10595
What would be the most relevant classes to spend the upgrades on?
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>>10606
>>10607
>Flowchart calls for casual acts of good nature, when Tracy is feeling this good
Tracy's faggot is to tired and lazy to write it out, but assume Tracy dug up the golem parts and dumped them in the crafting area, some time later in the next couple days after she woke up.
She did it when nobody was looking, in stealth.
>>10607
>Flowchart calls for casual acts of good nature, when Tracy is feeling this good
Tracy's faggot is to tired and lazy to write it out, but assume Tracy dug up the golem parts and dumped them in the crafting area, some time later in the next couple days after she woke up.
She did it when nobody was looking, in stealth.
For his tired posturing Trumpaladin could not go to sleep, however fluffed up his pillow may have been, or however soft the mattress. He thought of the football he gave Tracy and of the first time he played it.
It was late December that year he graduated and started with CBP, and though not quite a rookie, he had been an officer only about eight months. A group of officers from the patrol in nearby Harlingen came to visit for group training that week. The lead officer was a man named Medina, a shuffled haired 28-year-old whose family was from there in the Valley, and could be traced back since the Spanish. He had that friendly and jesting personality to him. He had heard that Trumpaladin – and Trumpaladin was not known as “Trump” the time – was a college football player. He wanted to see this star player in action. So Medina challenged Trump and his patrol to a game against his Harlingen patrol. They played on a plowed farmer’s field, since the station did not have free land, and the farmers allowed CBP on their property, since they tended to scare away aliens, who cut barbed wire fences and clogged canals with litter. It was a brisk morning, perhaps 55 degrees besides a breeze, as it is often not very cold in the winter in South Texas, and with the sun rising over the fields it was truly a nice morning. This is not to say Trump felt nice, not by any means at all. He had driven in 12 hours from his home, where he stayed for Christmas, and was up late the night before with his companions. Though he did not drink and was not hungover, he had a headache that dominated over the otherwise tranquil and pleasant feel of the field.
Being the star and all, it was he who supplied the ball ad placed it on the field. He had run in to purchase the football at an Academy sporting goods store in McAllen just the day before, almost as an after though, but just in case they might want to play a game. He had missed playing ball in college, however intense and injurious it may have been to play. He did not miss it that morning. Trumpaladin always blamed his poor performance that morning on sleep deprivation and his head ache, but for whatever reason, he could not muster much more than Medina or the team from Harlingen. He won, to be sure, but it was that sort of victory that, under the circumstances, feels more like a mitigated defeat. “Good game” medina said to him as he tossed the ball to Trump. He was smiling as he did so, because he knew he had shown off Trump. Medina closed the gap by six points, down to only three points, 24-21, in the last quarter. Medina was a very good player that morning, and again in future matches. He was a very good officer, always did his work well. He was a good person, pleasant to be around, and always had a joke, even if he was somewhat teasing of Trump. He was shot and killed one morning on patrol, evidently by a group of Mexican drug smugglers. Trumpaladin would mentioned Medina in some of his later speeches, when speaking on the situation on the US Mexico border. He wished he could have told the audiences how well Medina played Football that day; how he loved the sport as did Trump.
The football, the same football Medina carried across the goal line twice that game, was probably the only physical memento that Trump had of Medina. Really, it was one of the few he had remaining relics of the two years of his life he spent in CBP. And he gave it to Tracy. He truly did give up a piece of his soul when he handed it to her. But that was okay, because he had given up far more to his country, or for his career. Certainly, Medina gave far more. He knew that delivering the ball was probably for nothing, and that that football would probably remain in Tracy’s room indefinitely, cluttering up a corner. Worse, it may form a part of some bizarre shrine, its true use never appreciated. But that was also okay. Over the years, Trump became used to vain sacrifice. So many times he removed criminal immigrants just to see them come right back again. The man suspected to have killed Medina was himself removed three times. And Trump had equally fought against corrupt politicians and sports announcers just to see them come back again and again. But that was okay, because he had done all he was able. He did all he could to stop the bad hombres. He did all he could to fight against the corruption of the NFL, and he did all he could to stop the globalists in his time. So when he failed, and it all came to nothing, he could say he was admirable. He played a good game. So too, it will not be his fault when Tracy turns.
He thought about Port Barry. He told them to gather the bodies – the bodies of those who did not make it to safety – and burry them in the monastery. Tomorrow he would assess the damage to the structures, and determine how much of the town needed to be torn down, and how many of his own buildings were damaged. For a moment, the thought crossed into his mind that Port Barry was attacked while he was away on a fruitless expedition. Medina was killed on a day he had taken off. But the thought was banished from his mind. He thought about Thez, how she disappeared, and how she had sealed the outsiders away forever. Such meaningfulness in her sacrifice, He wish his own death had accomplished as much, or that he could have done as much service to the citizens of Port Barry. They’ll have their own new football tomorrow, and he hoped to make this new one count.
It was late December that year he graduated and started with CBP, and though not quite a rookie, he had been an officer only about eight months. A group of officers from the patrol in nearby Harlingen came to visit for group training that week. The lead officer was a man named Medina, a shuffled haired 28-year-old whose family was from there in the Valley, and could be traced back since the Spanish. He had that friendly and jesting personality to him. He had heard that Trumpaladin – and Trumpaladin was not known as “Trump” the time – was a college football player. He wanted to see this star player in action. So Medina challenged Trump and his patrol to a game against his Harlingen patrol. They played on a plowed farmer’s field, since the station did not have free land, and the farmers allowed CBP on their property, since they tended to scare away aliens, who cut barbed wire fences and clogged canals with litter. It was a brisk morning, perhaps 55 degrees besides a breeze, as it is often not very cold in the winter in South Texas, and with the sun rising over the fields it was truly a nice morning. This is not to say Trump felt nice, not by any means at all. He had driven in 12 hours from his home, where he stayed for Christmas, and was up late the night before with his companions. Though he did not drink and was not hungover, he had a headache that dominated over the otherwise tranquil and pleasant feel of the field.
Being the star and all, it was he who supplied the ball ad placed it on the field. He had run in to purchase the football at an Academy sporting goods store in McAllen just the day before, almost as an after though, but just in case they might want to play a game. He had missed playing ball in college, however intense and injurious it may have been to play. He did not miss it that morning. Trumpaladin always blamed his poor performance that morning on sleep deprivation and his head ache, but for whatever reason, he could not muster much more than Medina or the team from Harlingen. He won, to be sure, but it was that sort of victory that, under the circumstances, feels more like a mitigated defeat. “Good game” medina said to him as he tossed the ball to Trump. He was smiling as he did so, because he knew he had shown off Trump. Medina closed the gap by six points, down to only three points, 24-21, in the last quarter. Medina was a very good player that morning, and again in future matches. He was a very good officer, always did his work well. He was a good person, pleasant to be around, and always had a joke, even if he was somewhat teasing of Trump. He was shot and killed one morning on patrol, evidently by a group of Mexican drug smugglers. Trumpaladin would mentioned Medina in some of his later speeches, when speaking on the situation on the US Mexico border. He wished he could have told the audiences how well Medina played Football that day; how he loved the sport as did Trump.
The football, the same football Medina carried across the goal line twice that game, was probably the only physical memento that Trump had of Medina. Really, it was one of the few he had remaining relics of the two years of his life he spent in CBP. And he gave it to Tracy. He truly did give up a piece of his soul when he handed it to her. But that was okay, because he had given up far more to his country, or for his career. Certainly, Medina gave far more. He knew that delivering the ball was probably for nothing, and that that football would probably remain in Tracy’s room indefinitely, cluttering up a corner. Worse, it may form a part of some bizarre shrine, its true use never appreciated. But that was also okay. Over the years, Trump became used to vain sacrifice. So many times he removed criminal immigrants just to see them come right back again. The man suspected to have killed Medina was himself removed three times. And Trump had equally fought against corrupt politicians and sports announcers just to see them come back again and again. But that was okay, because he had done all he was able. He did all he could to stop the bad hombres. He did all he could to fight against the corruption of the NFL, and he did all he could to stop the globalists in his time. So when he failed, and it all came to nothing, he could say he was admirable. He played a good game. So too, it will not be his fault when Tracy turns.
He thought about Port Barry. He told them to gather the bodies – the bodies of those who did not make it to safety – and burry them in the monastery. Tomorrow he would assess the damage to the structures, and determine how much of the town needed to be torn down, and how many of his own buildings were damaged. For a moment, the thought crossed into his mind that Port Barry was attacked while he was away on a fruitless expedition. Medina was killed on a day he had taken off. But the thought was banished from his mind. He thought about Thez, how she disappeared, and how she had sealed the outsiders away forever. Such meaningfulness in her sacrifice, He wish his own death had accomplished as much, or that he could have done as much service to the citizens of Port Barry. They’ll have their own new football tomorrow, and he hoped to make this new one count.
>>10610
That was awesome. Well done. One good turn then 'eh?
The character who would eventually come to be known as Thez logistically began just short of 30 years ago, on OP's 8th birthday. He could wax idiotic about what was happening at the time, the events of the day as they unfolded (it wasn't a good day even before this next bit) but long story short, his closest and most dear friend and her mother were killed by a drunk driver while en route to his birthday party. Birthdays have never been the same since.
A few years later he would find himself in a new state, at a new school, and it was his birthday again. His teacher had a tradition of having all students tell everyone about themselves, answer questions, and allow everyone to get to know them on their birthday. The class would take this information and write a short paragraph about the student in question, and most students loved the attention and would readily soak up the opportunity to tell everyone all about themselves. Instead, OP had a nervous breakdown (Thez' loss was not the only shitty thing that had happened). 9 year olds were not supposed to have nervous breakdowns in class, so this garnered attention.
Around this time he was introduced to D&D 2nd edition, and the "really nice lady" who met with him once a week encouraged him to explore the potential of a world that he could create, which he took to with great enthusiasm. He had a few successful and unsuccessful characters, all of whom ended up dying or languishing cuz boring. Then, during a campaign with older and (to him) newer players, they killed off his favorite character in a death trap. He'd never experienced D&D death traps, but these older guys were into that, and when he enthusiastically offered to challenge the narrow passage that they were presented with, the DM killed him quickly and finally, and had the gaul to hang his character sheet on the wall like a trophy.
The DM told him he could make a new character, but they would start off at 1st level, and with nothing. Not consciously aware of what he was doing, OP asked if the character could be slightly different. He wanted to play a 1/2 elf, 1/2 dwarf character. The DM thought for a moment and said "Ok, but no stat modifiers."
Op looked through the book of Dwarves that was piled on the table, looked through the list of names and said "Okay. Her name is GIlana".
Gilana de Fatima Korragar al Thez, as she would fully emerge, was OPs favorite character from that point on. She's the only character who has never died, as well as the only character who has killed another character, legitimately and with cause.
As she has experienced and developed, she has taken on all sorts of proportions new. She's Nightcrawler meets Deadpool meets Lady Death, meets,.... Its kinda ridiculous how many literary and media references and influences OP has piled into her.
In time his gaming ceased and he lived his life to the best of his ability. He found a career, established a household with an incredibly understanding young woman who is an oldest of oldfags (we're talking a 4chan.net oldfag), and ultimately forgot about Thez. Then one day his spouse purchased a used D&D 3.5ed book set from a garage sale.
That was about 3 years ago.
1/2
That was awesome. Well done. One good turn then 'eh?
The character who would eventually come to be known as Thez logistically began just short of 30 years ago, on OP's 8th birthday. He could wax idiotic about what was happening at the time, the events of the day as they unfolded (it wasn't a good day even before this next bit) but long story short, his closest and most dear friend and her mother were killed by a drunk driver while en route to his birthday party. Birthdays have never been the same since.
A few years later he would find himself in a new state, at a new school, and it was his birthday again. His teacher had a tradition of having all students tell everyone about themselves, answer questions, and allow everyone to get to know them on their birthday. The class would take this information and write a short paragraph about the student in question, and most students loved the attention and would readily soak up the opportunity to tell everyone all about themselves. Instead, OP had a nervous breakdown (Thez' loss was not the only shitty thing that had happened). 9 year olds were not supposed to have nervous breakdowns in class, so this garnered attention.
Around this time he was introduced to D&D 2nd edition, and the "really nice lady" who met with him once a week encouraged him to explore the potential of a world that he could create, which he took to with great enthusiasm. He had a few successful and unsuccessful characters, all of whom ended up dying or languishing cuz boring. Then, during a campaign with older and (to him) newer players, they killed off his favorite character in a death trap. He'd never experienced D&D death traps, but these older guys were into that, and when he enthusiastically offered to challenge the narrow passage that they were presented with, the DM killed him quickly and finally, and had the gaul to hang his character sheet on the wall like a trophy.
The DM told him he could make a new character, but they would start off at 1st level, and with nothing. Not consciously aware of what he was doing, OP asked if the character could be slightly different. He wanted to play a 1/2 elf, 1/2 dwarf character. The DM thought for a moment and said "Ok, but no stat modifiers."
Op looked through the book of Dwarves that was piled on the table, looked through the list of names and said "Okay. Her name is GIlana".
Gilana de Fatima Korragar al Thez, as she would fully emerge, was OPs favorite character from that point on. She's the only character who has never died, as well as the only character who has killed another character, legitimately and with cause.
As she has experienced and developed, she has taken on all sorts of proportions new. She's Nightcrawler meets Deadpool meets Lady Death, meets,.... Its kinda ridiculous how many literary and media references and influences OP has piled into her.
In time his gaming ceased and he lived his life to the best of his ability. He found a career, established a household with an incredibly understanding young woman who is an oldest of oldfags (we're talking a 4chan.net oldfag), and ultimately forgot about Thez. Then one day his spouse purchased a used D&D 3.5ed book set from a garage sale.
That was about 3 years ago.
1/2
OP knew nothing of 4chan - I mean he knew OF it but never bothered to visit 'cuz the reputation he'd heard was "Watch out for the child porn" - nor the first thing about Tulpas, but as soon as he opened the books he immediately remembered Gilana and all her adventures. But being not your average character and being something of a reflection of him, she had taken on new proportions and aspects in a parallel of how his life had developed. So for kicks, OP started to play again, first by himself and later incorporating others. At first it became a hobby to him, guiding Gilana through all sorts of adventures and circumstances, relying solely on the dice and his imagination to explain what, how, etc.
She wandered through Limbo, the Abyss, the 9 Hells, Tartarus, and so on. Eventually he exhausted all the available options of the prescribed worlds and dimensions, had run through most of the creatures in the Monster's Manual. So then he decided to make a world where she could inhabit that was a synthesis of all the worlds and dimension, somewhere where there was some of everything. Somewhere where when a character died they were brought to to live on. This was all very Freudian, and if he had been psycho-analyzing at the time he would have (and later did) say "Oh, that's why".
He would eventually find his way to 4chan during the Republican primaries, would lurk and occasionally post but mostly just browse.
And then in time April fools day happened.
Its important to note that the young girl who he'd known as a child was a huge fan of 80's MLP. She insisted they play MLP even though he knew nor cared for it (his favorite was TMNT). So when 4/mlpol/ happened, he discovered some things and rediscovered others.
He rediscovered a deeply buried part of himself that he regretted having put away, and he discovered a place where not only was he welcomed, but SHE was as well. They had a NAME for what she was, and it was not a bad thing or a dirty secret but something to be recognized and appreciated. And now, here on Mlpol.net, though OP is quite certain that there are detractors in the audience lulzing their asses off, he finds that there is something here that he didn't even think was possible. Thez (her infernal mother made 2 conditions for her leaving Hell with the 2 stones, one of which was adopting the name Thez) had friends. SHE had people who were important to her.
And so it should come as no surprise that though it will take an indeterminate amount of time (time is different in the outer realms) and who knows how OP is gonna figure out how it works (cuz the wish was pretty explicit), at this very moment there is a purple and pink streak tearing through armies with purpose and wild abandon.
"GTFO my way! I've got somewhere to be!"
Now. the stone of Law and Chaos are hidden in a compartment in one of her garters. Its a combination lock, so don't expect to get anywhere with that, but neither will they be detected or will anyone come looking for them.
The 'garter belt' is actually a Girdle of Cloud Giant strength, and the stone Infernius ate is a durpey ioun stone of regeneration. It doesn't fly properly like an ioun stone should, it just kinda rolls around requiring it to be contained (usually in hand, but she found eating it to be more effective). I called it the durpey stone before I'd watched MLP btw Xp.
Thats all for now!
She wandered through Limbo, the Abyss, the 9 Hells, Tartarus, and so on. Eventually he exhausted all the available options of the prescribed worlds and dimensions, had run through most of the creatures in the Monster's Manual. So then he decided to make a world where she could inhabit that was a synthesis of all the worlds and dimension, somewhere where there was some of everything. Somewhere where when a character died they were brought to to live on. This was all very Freudian, and if he had been psycho-analyzing at the time he would have (and later did) say "Oh, that's why".
He would eventually find his way to 4chan during the Republican primaries, would lurk and occasionally post but mostly just browse.
And then in time April fools day happened.
Its important to note that the young girl who he'd known as a child was a huge fan of 80's MLP. She insisted they play MLP even though he knew nor cared for it (his favorite was TMNT). So when 4/mlpol/ happened, he discovered some things and rediscovered others.
He rediscovered a deeply buried part of himself that he regretted having put away, and he discovered a place where not only was he welcomed, but SHE was as well. They had a NAME for what she was, and it was not a bad thing or a dirty secret but something to be recognized and appreciated. And now, here on Mlpol.net, though OP is quite certain that there are detractors in the audience lulzing their asses off, he finds that there is something here that he didn't even think was possible. Thez (her infernal mother made 2 conditions for her leaving Hell with the 2 stones, one of which was adopting the name Thez) had friends. SHE had people who were important to her.
And so it should come as no surprise that though it will take an indeterminate amount of time (time is different in the outer realms) and who knows how OP is gonna figure out how it works (cuz the wish was pretty explicit), at this very moment there is a purple and pink streak tearing through armies with purpose and wild abandon.
"GTFO my way! I've got somewhere to be!"
Now. the stone of Law and Chaos are hidden in a compartment in one of her garters. Its a combination lock, so don't expect to get anywhere with that, but neither will they be detected or will anyone come looking for them.
The 'garter belt' is actually a Girdle of Cloud Giant strength, and the stone Infernius ate is a durpey ioun stone of regeneration. It doesn't fly properly like an ioun stone should, it just kinda rolls around requiring it to be contained (usually in hand, but she found eating it to be more effective). I called it the durpey stone before I'd watched MLP btw Xp.
Thats all for now!
Okay, after looking into the prestige classes, it's actually just bullshit for Tracy to level up as a Slayer and Elocater while being something else because of the "Powers Known" trait: she could take the classes, but she'd have to choose which abilities to manifest.
Guardian Paramount was the class the Flowcharts call for in the Good Ending, so forget about the Spring Attack feat and take the Feats of Blinding Speed, Superior Initiative, and Lightning Reflexes.
Guardian Paramount was the class the Flowcharts call for in the Good Ending, so forget about the Spring Attack feat and take the Feats of Blinding Speed, Superior Initiative, and Lightning Reflexes.
The bracers for Torcuil have a permanent Shield spell affixed to them, which in addition to granting a +2 to AC, cause an invisible tower-shield of force to hover with the player, direct-able by thought (no hands!). The two rings (I forgot one of them) are Defense +3, and Climbing+5/Jumping+10.
There is also an ear-cuff of Blinking (same as ring) which causes the wearer to strobe granting a 50% chance of incoming attacks to miss entirely.
Amongst Tracy's stuff (in addition to the raw gold and gems) are:
The golden dragon tiara-thing that blinks
A butterfly hairpin that flaps its wings
A ladybug that crawls around on the wearer (Cha +2)
Dozens of rings, necklaces, circlets, etc.
2 oversized tarot cards, all gilt and gems, of the Queen of Staves and the Queen of Swords
Oh, and I forgot to mention the Mask as well. The mask is a Mask of Disguise +10, granting whatever illusion the wearer desires.
Also for Infernius is an Endless Bandage. Its the stamp-roll thing, and its never ending. It would be great for TPing someone's house.
I'm reasonably certain that that's all, but don't quote me on that.
There is also an ear-cuff of Blinking (same as ring) which causes the wearer to strobe granting a 50% chance of incoming attacks to miss entirely.
Amongst Tracy's stuff (in addition to the raw gold and gems) are:
The golden dragon tiara-thing that blinks
A butterfly hairpin that flaps its wings
A ladybug that crawls around on the wearer (Cha +2)
Dozens of rings, necklaces, circlets, etc.
2 oversized tarot cards, all gilt and gems, of the Queen of Staves and the Queen of Swords
Oh, and I forgot to mention the Mask as well. The mask is a Mask of Disguise +10, granting whatever illusion the wearer desires.
Also for Infernius is an Endless Bandage. Its the stamp-roll thing, and its never ending. It would be great for TPing someone's house.
I'm reasonably certain that that's all, but don't quote me on that.
BTW, I totally nerfed the Soros fight. It was gonna be long and drawn out, and super exhaustive/ing, but when we got to him I found that I was super exhausted. It would have been a battle of attrition, but even if ppl died they would have lived cuz Thez has the random stick. I was gonna make everyone work for it, but the outcome was kinda inevitable anyway cuz Thez is herself a Deus Ex Machina.
Now, Lenos is still around (he's no slouch), and Slag is somewhere in the periphery, but from this point on there are no safety nets. Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it (but you're still hungry), and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there. That said, I'm going to be getting more creative with these sessions, as I won't be split between deciding what Thez wants to do while determining what is happening.
Now, Lenos is still around (he's no slouch), and Slag is somewhere in the periphery, but from this point on there are no safety nets. Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it (but you're still hungry), and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there. That said, I'm going to be getting more creative with these sessions, as I won't be split between deciding what Thez wants to do while determining what is happening.
>>10619
Can Tracy try a diplomacy check with the residents of the Hive to see if they could help her excavate one of those caves in the mountain into a secret lair?
Can Tracy try a diplomacy check with the residents of the Hive to see if they could help her excavate one of those caves in the mountain into a secret lair?
Basically, the players have about 3 weeks of 'interim' game time to decide what developments they want to apply to their characters, and what additions they want to apply to the world and their environment. As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established. Players can rp or describe what is/will/has happened, whichever they prefer. Also, though there are 2 rules expressly forbidding it, word around the Port (especially in light of last night's events and the sudden participation of the ne'er do wells) tells of a Fight Club, something Thez started weeks ago when the party first liberated the city from the rats. ^_~
>>10624
Tracy gathers up a few books on Foosball, divegrass, dungeoneering, and anything else that seems useful, and heads off to the Hive.
Tracy gathers up a few books on Foosball, divegrass, dungeoneering, and anything else that seems useful, and heads off to the Hive.
>>10629
Uhm, I mean for the ants. They don't have mouths, and they lost their potato. Also, Thez taught Ponimaru a few tricks. She's the one who brought him back btw, and after a few unscripted interactions she took him as an apprentice.
She IS a grandmaster monk after all.
Uhm, I mean for the ants. They don't have mouths, and they lost their potato. Also, Thez taught Ponimaru a few tricks. She's the one who brought him back btw, and after a few unscripted interactions she took him as an apprentice.
She IS a grandmaster monk after all.
>>10630
>took him as her apprentice
So what you're saying is, he won't just run and scream like a bitch when he sees Tracy again?
I kept meaning to make him a soccer ball out of the skin on his butt as a consolation gift (he wouldn't know what it was), but Trollestia kept getting in the way..
>took him as her apprentice
So what you're saying is, he won't just run and scream like a bitch when he sees Tracy again?
I kept meaning to make him a soccer ball out of the skin on his butt as a consolation gift (he wouldn't know what it was), but Trollestia kept getting in the way..
>>10632
*scoffs*
Well, when they do meet, Tracy would probably have a set hierarchy in her mind (getting 1-shot K.O'd knocks you down on the totem pole).
*scoffs*
Well, when they do meet, Tracy would probably have a set hierarchy in her mind (getting 1-shot K.O'd knocks you down on the totem pole).
>>10633
Were you wanting to 'game' an interaction with the ants, or were you asking to determine possibility?
Were you wanting to 'game' an interaction with the ants, or were you asking to determine possibility?
>>10636
I was more wondering if you wanted to RP the exchange or was simply getting it done your interest?
I was more wondering if you wanted to RP the exchange or was simply getting it done your interest?
>>10638
I gotta do stuff for the next few hours, but I'm not exactly sure what I'll do atm..
I assumed Tracy would first have to butter-up the ants to get them to help her out; maybe impress them with foosball knowledge.
I gotta do stuff for the next few hours, but I'm not exactly sure what I'll do atm..
I assumed Tracy would first have to butter-up the ants to get them to help her out; maybe impress them with foosball knowledge.
>>10639
That would certainly impress them, but since they don't have a Queen anymore and aren't working to keep her safe/cozy/pregnant all the time (not to mention catering to her every whim cuz mind control), they would not be opposed to a side project. They're excellent diggers and engineers, and they feel they owe the party anyway, their quality of life has shot through the roof since she got squished.
That would certainly impress them, but since they don't have a Queen anymore and aren't working to keep her safe/cozy/pregnant all the time (not to mention catering to her every whim cuz mind control), they would not be opposed to a side project. They're excellent diggers and engineers, and they feel they owe the party anyway, their quality of life has shot through the roof since she got squished.
>>10641
Well, the only restriction would be technological, as ants don't use tech or tools at all. Other than that, I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
Well, the only restriction would be technological, as ants don't use tech or tools at all. Other than that, I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
>>10642
I suck at planning shit... I'll try though.
No tech needed though, mostly just lots of dark, private, secretive space.
I suck at planning shit... I'll try though.
No tech needed though, mostly just lots of dark, private, secretive space.
>>10643
Perhaps you mean "I've had less success with planning things in the past."
Take your time, try not to get frustrated or discouraged. ^_^
Perhaps you mean "I've had less success with planning things in the past."
Take your time, try not to get frustrated or discouraged. ^_^
>>10619
>Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it... and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there.
Tell me more!
>>10631
>>10627
I saw that! I will end you you globalist shill
>>10630
Can the ants be conscripted to do manual labor for purposes besides building a bat cave?
>>10626
>As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established
Okay, this is what I really want and need. I need a damage report on Port Barry
>Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it... and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there.
Tell me more!
>>10631
>>10627
I saw that! I will end you you globalist shill
>>10630
Can the ants be conscripted to do manual labor for purposes besides building a bat cave?
>>10626
>As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established
Okay, this is what I really want and need. I need a damage report on Port Barry
>>10645
Well, its a booth, and whoever is put in it is restored to life and full health (eliminating status ailments, etc.). Its basically an instant revive, except at least one person has to be alive enough to get anyone there (so if everyone dies, GM has to get creative) putting the ball more in the players' court.
The ants can be conscripted to do labor, in fact that's what they're good at. For a larger-scale project they would probably require some sort of incentive or remuneration, and also note that they don't know the first thing about aesthetics.
Alot of the damage is superficial, with over half the buildings showing fire damage. Still, some of the inner buildings have been entirely reduced to rubble. The sticky wicket has been entirely spared, because Thez liked the place and performed an unhallow on the place (so when invading, the demons and devils were like "Hey, this place is kinda nice. We'll leave this one"), as is the Rusty Duck, which was a rallying point for many of the civilians and a point from which the people began to fight back. Also the brothel was untouched, as well as the rich neighborhood simply 'cuz there weren't really any people there (no victims = boring).
Well, its a booth, and whoever is put in it is restored to life and full health (eliminating status ailments, etc.). Its basically an instant revive, except at least one person has to be alive enough to get anyone there (so if everyone dies, GM has to get creative) putting the ball more in the players' court.
The ants can be conscripted to do labor, in fact that's what they're good at. For a larger-scale project they would probably require some sort of incentive or remuneration, and also note that they don't know the first thing about aesthetics.
Alot of the damage is superficial, with over half the buildings showing fire damage. Still, some of the inner buildings have been entirely reduced to rubble. The sticky wicket has been entirely spared, because Thez liked the place and performed an unhallow on the place (so when invading, the demons and devils were like "Hey, this place is kinda nice. We'll leave this one"), as is the Rusty Duck, which was a rallying point for many of the civilians and a point from which the people began to fight back. Also the brothel was untouched, as well as the rich neighborhood simply 'cuz there weren't really any people there (no victims = boring).
>>10647
Certainly. As a character she's level 1, but can easily train, develop, and progress as any character would. Have her do stuff, she'll get better.
Certainly. As a character she's level 1, but can easily train, develop, and progress as any character would. Have her do stuff, she'll get better.
>>10648
Well shit, then I'm signing her straight up for fight club, and spending other time teaching football to the citizenry. Teaching involves playing of course, which is a very physical activity. Eventually, I think I'll move her over to the Military Order
Well shit, then I'm signing her straight up for fight club, and spending other time teaching football to the citizenry. Teaching involves playing of course, which is a very physical activity. Eventually, I think I'll move her over to the Military Order
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"Ooooh! I would SO have whupped some shape into her! You're such a faggot!" Thez says in response to the latest, and at OP.
>>10651
Then why the hell is white knight weeb horse at the same level?
Nope, search the tower for power crystals
Then why the hell is white knight weeb horse at the same level?
Nope, search the tower for power crystals
>>10654
Not the same level, but Thez taught him some techniques and forms which put him on relatively equal standing in terms of combat ability.
>>10655
Thats a broad topic, so I'll give a quick rundown.
Monsters and creatures are designed to be, right out of the book, <blam> there's a thing. It doesn't incorporate history, etymology, conditioning, etc. For the most part, they're there to get owned on. Advancing a creature is not dissimilar to advancing a player or character, in that experience and circumstance allows the creature to refine its self. To be quite honest, given Fae's participation in recent events, I'm not opposed to giving her a level as a fighter or another mundane (no bully) class.
>>10656
>>10657
He's a young colt, and he's got spirit, even if he is squishy. (he is though)
Not the same level, but Thez taught him some techniques and forms which put him on relatively equal standing in terms of combat ability.
>>10655
Thats a broad topic, so I'll give a quick rundown.
Monsters and creatures are designed to be, right out of the book, <blam> there's a thing. It doesn't incorporate history, etymology, conditioning, etc. For the most part, they're there to get owned on. Advancing a creature is not dissimilar to advancing a player or character, in that experience and circumstance allows the creature to refine its self. To be quite honest, given Fae's participation in recent events, I'm not opposed to giving her a level as a fighter or another mundane (no bully) class.
>>10656
>>10657
He's a young colt, and he's got spirit, even if he is squishy. (he is though)
If Tracy has Ethereal abilities, could I at least say that she's gotten to the point that she could glitch through walls?
She'll develop the dungeon based on that.
She'll develop the dungeon based on that.
>>10659
The answer depends more on where you put her at the end of three weeks and with 2 additional levels to assign. Tl:dr probably.
The answer depends more on where you put her at the end of three weeks and with 2 additional levels to assign. Tl:dr probably.
If Tracy is now an outsider, shouldn't she be banished from the realm along with all of the other outsiders with Thez's spell?
>>10661
Good question! No. Thez' spell (wish, its a Pit Fiend thing) was particular to full-on outsiders, and while Tracy has developed outsider traits, she is still quite natural-ish-for-Tracy. So yes, there is a 'taint' of outsider to her, but no that does not compromise her ability/nativity to the environment.
Good question! No. Thez' spell (wish, its a Pit Fiend thing) was particular to full-on outsiders, and while Tracy has developed outsider traits, she is still quite natural-ish-for-Tracy. So yes, there is a 'taint' of outsider to her, but no that does not compromise her ability/nativity to the environment.
>>10661
[Infernal hoers noises!]
Tracy still has a dual body and a corporeal form through: she's different, maybe closer to a Native Outsider.
[Infernal hoers noises!]
Tracy still has a dual body and a corporeal form through: she's different, maybe closer to a Native Outsider.
>>10660
Say she's been honing her concentration and focusing on her Su type abilities, including psionics and etherealness.
The Dungeon largely functions as a private place for her to focus her powers.
>>10664
No. Activating the Anchor-Baby clause: Tracy, as a Native Outsider, is originated and tied to the material plane; she even still needs to eat sleep and breath. She cannot be banished due to having been born material.
Say she's been honing her concentration and focusing on her Su type abilities, including psionics and etherealness.
The Dungeon largely functions as a private place for her to focus her powers.
>>10664
No. Activating the Anchor-Baby clause: Tracy, as a Native Outsider, is originated and tied to the material plane; she even still needs to eat sleep and breath. She cannot be banished due to having been born material.
>>10664
A disembodied hand appears above Trump for a moment, and <WHONK> he has a lump on his head.
"It was business."
A disembodied hand appears above Trump for a moment, and <WHONK> he has a lump on his head.
"It was business."
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Thez stated none who were born, native, OR BROUGHT to this realm,... everyone in the party is excluded.
why did I have to put so many feels into that scene?
why did I have to put so many feels into that scene?
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>>10670
Thats not the first time you've asked that, I thought you were kidding. First step - per your description - is how do you intend to contact Slovenia?
Thats not the first time you've asked that, I thought you were kidding. First step - per your description - is how do you intend to contact Slovenia?
>>10670
Import? As in trade? No. I'll look into how to put a Slovenian unicorn into the mix, but if I were in Vegas my money would be on "Tracy's gonna kill".
Import? As in trade? No. I'll look into how to put a Slovenian unicorn into the mix, but if I were in Vegas my money would be on "Tracy's gonna kill".
>>10672
>You changed IPs, and your new hash is now h0LO. Congratulations, you are now "Holocaust" user
Well, whichever foreign land has hot unicorns looking for visas. Port Barry is, well, a port, so it must have contacts with far off exotic lands
>Tracy's gonna kill
Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin but so uneager to be waifu material? Oh well. The hot new unicorn can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower, and give public speeches that she plagiarizes from Twilight Sparkle. And if Tracy succeeds, then at least Tracy will have committed an aggravated felony, and so can have her visa revoked and be deported back to the outside regions
>You changed IPs, and your new hash is now h0LO. Congratulations, you are now "Holocaust" user
Well, whichever foreign land has hot unicorns looking for visas. Port Barry is, well, a port, so it must have contacts with far off exotic lands
>Tracy's gonna kill
Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin but so uneager to be waifu material? Oh well. The hot new unicorn can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower, and give public speeches that she plagiarizes from Twilight Sparkle. And if Tracy succeeds, then at least Tracy will have committed an aggravated felony, and so can have her visa revoked and be deported back to the outside regions
>>10673
>Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin
Have you leaned nothing these past 4 months?!
>...can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower...
>bla bla
Try telling that to a level 15 extraplanar rogue. I'll turn her into prenatal smoothies and make it look like a skiing accident, if you tempt me.
>>10674
GM, were you intending to add quests to this game? I really want to take that Assassin class.
>Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin
Have you leaned nothing these past 4 months?!
>...can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower...
>bla bla
Try telling that to a level 15 extraplanar rogue. I'll turn her into prenatal smoothies and make it look like a skiing accident, if you tempt me.
>>10674
GM, were you intending to add quests to this game? I really want to take that Assassin class.
"You know,...."
You have no idea what you've just done.
You have no idea what you've just done.
>>10675
Okay then. I'm turning in my >>8888 →, my >>9999, and my >>10000 for official waifuing of Trollestia. Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways. And yes, all ponies are impressed by quads. To further impress her, I show her my twitter account which is nothing but global-scale trolling
Okay then. I'm turning in my >>8888 →, my >>9999, and my >>10000 for official waifuing of Trollestia. Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways. And yes, all ponies are impressed by quads. To further impress her, I show her my twitter account which is nothing but global-scale trolling
>>10678
I was gonna say something snarky, but since Thez is now Infernius' waifu I suppose I don't have a leg to stand on. Also, you're right, the twitter is some topkek trolling.
I was gonna say something snarky, but since Thez is now Infernius' waifu I suppose I don't have a leg to stand on. Also, you're right, the twitter is some topkek trolling.
Can I just,... for a moment?
If you have a chance, check the board statistics, and hit on /vx/ on the bottom. You know that's pretty much all us right? Thanks fam.
If you have a chance, check the board statistics, and hit on /vx/ on the bottom. You know that's pretty much all us right? Thanks fam.
>>10676
Anyway, the >Rape Dungeon, just as a pre-draft design, was meant to mostly just be a development of existing underground caverns furnished into into separate rooms with designated functions. Multiple passageways would be opened-up or collapsed to make different areas more or less easy to transverse.
The important part is that, not unlike a phase spider's nest, the dungeon isn't reachable from the outside, and several passageways (to be specified later) wouldn't be accessible without an ethereal host even with the dungeon. Nobody could get in or out without Tracy's powers.
The many of the ants are small and able to fit through small cracks, so altering a preexisting cave to make it furnishable and inescapable should be within their capabilities. Tracy will reward them generously by crafting them ant-sized futbols and teaching them rules and strategies to reenact 4cc tournaments, as a step-up from foosball.
I'll describe it in better detail later. Tracy has moderate ranks in search and survival, and dungeoneering knowledge can be attained through the tower's library (Tracy would have the patience to read about it, because dungeons are a topic of her interest).
The ideal purpose of this project is to give Tracy a place to unleash her powers in private, and to give her a place to retreat to when my flow charts call for her to require 'alone time' yest becoming violent.
>>10678
>Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways.
This is worse than hogging her to yourself. Learn to commitment.
>>10680
It wean we're building board culture.
So far, /vx/ is a board where RPG's become dramatic to supernatural proportions.
Anyway, the >Rape Dungeon, just as a pre-draft design, was meant to mostly just be a development of existing underground caverns furnished into into separate rooms with designated functions. Multiple passageways would be opened-up or collapsed to make different areas more or less easy to transverse.
The important part is that, not unlike a phase spider's nest, the dungeon isn't reachable from the outside, and several passageways (to be specified later) wouldn't be accessible without an ethereal host even with the dungeon. Nobody could get in or out without Tracy's powers.
The many of the ants are small and able to fit through small cracks, so altering a preexisting cave to make it furnishable and inescapable should be within their capabilities. Tracy will reward them generously by crafting them ant-sized futbols and teaching them rules and strategies to reenact 4cc tournaments, as a step-up from foosball.
I'll describe it in better detail later. Tracy has moderate ranks in search and survival, and dungeoneering knowledge can be attained through the tower's library (Tracy would have the patience to read about it, because dungeons are a topic of her interest).
The ideal purpose of this project is to give Tracy a place to unleash her powers in private, and to give her a place to retreat to when my flow charts call for her to require 'alone time' yest becoming violent.
>>10678
>Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways.
This is worse than hogging her to yourself. Learn to commitment.
>>10680
It wean we're building board culture.
So far, /vx/ is a board where RPG's become dramatic to supernatural proportions.
>>10681
>RPGs become dramatic etc.
I'd be remiss if I didn't state that this is/was/has-always-been one of my agendas.
>RPGs become dramatic etc.
I'd be remiss if I didn't state that this is/was/has-always-been one of my agendas.
>>10681
>All this shit for privacy
Literally just walk a little further away from town, and pay any outdoors-men to be quiet
>All this shit for privacy
Literally just walk a little further away from town, and pay any outdoors-men to be quiet
>>10597
>GM never answered his request for advice
As far as I can understand, Paladins don't exactly multi-class (epic paladin is already best class though), but they can take prestige classes. Being as how your character is based on the President of the united states, who (((some))) would call a populist, I'd suggest going for the epic prestige class of High Proselytizer for maximum leadership (could command armies of converts), and dedication to football-related spells. Another class could be Divine Emissary (probably better for combat and spells), although it seems like it'd take a bit of planning to meet the requirements.
(Both of those classes would be perfect for Infernius too as a cleric, if he hadn't wasted all his feats on force powers without even taking a psionic class, instead of honing his dedication to Hitler)
>>10689
You're missing the point. Tracy wants to make a space for herself that is unoccupied, unknown, virtually (physically) impassable, unique, safe, structured to her proclivities, etc.
<BOOF> approved
You're missing the point. Tracy wants to make a space for herself that is unoccupied, unknown, virtually (physically) impassable, unique, safe, structured to her proclivities, etc.
<BOOF> approved
>>10691
This. Sorry I missed the post, though it was buried in a sea of autism. You're right though, except that Infernius had already begun learning Psionics from a book he found in the library.
This. Sorry I missed the post, though it was buried in a sea of autism. You're right though, except that Infernius had already begun learning Psionics from a book he found in the library.
>>10693
Alright alright, first thing is first
Forget burying the dead, we’re reviving them one by one through the undead booth, and healing any sick or injured. This should also vastly reduce insurance premiums, so consider the “Repeal and Replace Obamacare” prong of “Make Port Barry Great Again” satisfied. Also, if there are any other dead who may be revived (that are not evil), try to revive those as well. Trump needs all the citizenry he can get. This process will be carried out by townsfolk conscripted into doing this, or is directed by the Broncos.
Second, any and all Denver Broncos (reeee! I named them “The Port Barry Generals” in reference to Trump’s New Jersey Generals), any Ne’er do wells who fought against the demons, any militia men, and really any NPCs who Trump can lead who fought in the battle against the demons, are now promoted to fighters to the degree their experience permits, except perhaps for those who can be promoted to Clerics with relevant experience. Fae took part in the battle as a melee fighter, so this should include her
Of the buildings Trumpaladin ordered constructed, these are the Stadium – built at the cost of 50000 shekels and now complete – the Monastery, the school, and the additions to the town forge. These should all be complete, or if not, should be completed. I believe the monastery is located outside of the city wall to the north on the western side of town, basically near the stadium.
It’s official, Trumpaladin is now ordering the creation of a Military Order – a set of battle monks to fight on behalf of Football. To this end, Trumpaladin will now order the construction of an official enclosed training field, and a second monastery-style building with a large court yard to be used for military training.
All promoted fighters mentioned above will now participate in mandatory training each day, at least to the extent they are not essential personnel elsewhere. In the morning, they will practice gridiron itself, learning tactics, teamwork, and the essential skills to play the sport. Because Gridiron is an insanely intense and dangerous physical sport, a team activity, and also the relevant religion, they should simultaneously gain points in strength and as well as religious skills. In the afternoons, they shall practice melee and ranged combat, in weapons of all manner, as well as hand to hand combat. Formation practice will occur as well. Trumpaladin will personally train the citizens where he is available, and should gain points in the applicable fields in the process, besides leadership. Further, to this end, all books on the art of war and combat will be collected and distributed to the library of the monastery. They will be taught to the new fighters in the live exercises, as well as in class on weekends or later at night. Correspondingly, they will be taught the history of Football. Fae will assist as competent. Likewise, relevant books on classes of enemies shall be moved from the Tower to the Monastery, and taught to the Church Militant
As a corollary of the above, the Church of Football – the United States Football League – shall be reorganized. It shall consist of one giant class – the Church Militant, which is the group named above, of those who participated in the fight against the demons. They will be divided only by leaders and followers, experience, and by those who can be there full time. The Broncos/Generals will of course play the Gridiron for the citizenry every Sunday, but all train together and worship together as one. There will of course still be several divisions of the church. The Secular Clergy – the Broncos/Generals – are those who administer the religious services in Port Barry. They shall consist of those with the highest religious and physical strength. Those with the highest charisma, but also high on religious knowledge, shall join the Mendicant Order. They shall preach the gospel in new and foreign lands. Those with the highest skill in combat, and also not essential elsewhere, shall join the Military Order. They shall be Football’s mighty sword. Those also strong on the battlefield, but unable to leave the city for extended periods of time, shall join the Town Militia. They shall be Port Barry’s shield. Those with high knowledge in other fields, as well as high charisma, shall be a part of the Monastic Order. They shall help to educate and train the citizenry of Port Barry in every field.
Trumpaladin shall meet with Lenos and try to determine if he is interested in being any part of this, and shall assign him accordingly, perhaps to teach advanced crafting materials, to teach martial arts, or to teach about what dangers lie in the world.
Trumpaladin shall try to involve Inferius, specifically approaching him and comparing the military order to the Teutonic Knights of Prussia. If he is interested, he may teach and train in combat. (and probably teach Rockwell in the process).
Any exceptionally knowledgeable citizenry in the crafts who possess any teaching skills shall be recruited to the Monastic Order, though not necessarily enrolled in the Church Militant. They shall begin teaching these skills in the School, to improve the skills of the citizenry. Likewise, all of the youth of Port Barry now have mandatory education in the school. This includes playing Football, at least so far as physically able, which is administered by any free members of the Church Militant who are likely to be assigned to the Mendicant Order
I should also mention that by this point the Church should be collecting Tithes – by which of course I mean charging the cable companies insanely high rates to broadcast their games, and the city should be collecting customs duties on goods traded, especially with an influx from the jeweling industry. The city should likewise be able to levy soldiers, and to conscript corvees for work.
Don't worry, I have much more planned
Alright alright, first thing is first
Forget burying the dead, we’re reviving them one by one through the undead booth, and healing any sick or injured. This should also vastly reduce insurance premiums, so consider the “Repeal and Replace Obamacare” prong of “Make Port Barry Great Again” satisfied. Also, if there are any other dead who may be revived (that are not evil), try to revive those as well. Trump needs all the citizenry he can get. This process will be carried out by townsfolk conscripted into doing this, or is directed by the Broncos.
Second, any and all Denver Broncos (reeee! I named them “The Port Barry Generals” in reference to Trump’s New Jersey Generals), any Ne’er do wells who fought against the demons, any militia men, and really any NPCs who Trump can lead who fought in the battle against the demons, are now promoted to fighters to the degree their experience permits, except perhaps for those who can be promoted to Clerics with relevant experience. Fae took part in the battle as a melee fighter, so this should include her
Of the buildings Trumpaladin ordered constructed, these are the Stadium – built at the cost of 50000 shekels and now complete – the Monastery, the school, and the additions to the town forge. These should all be complete, or if not, should be completed. I believe the monastery is located outside of the city wall to the north on the western side of town, basically near the stadium.
It’s official, Trumpaladin is now ordering the creation of a Military Order – a set of battle monks to fight on behalf of Football. To this end, Trumpaladin will now order the construction of an official enclosed training field, and a second monastery-style building with a large court yard to be used for military training.
All promoted fighters mentioned above will now participate in mandatory training each day, at least to the extent they are not essential personnel elsewhere. In the morning, they will practice gridiron itself, learning tactics, teamwork, and the essential skills to play the sport. Because Gridiron is an insanely intense and dangerous physical sport, a team activity, and also the relevant religion, they should simultaneously gain points in strength and as well as religious skills. In the afternoons, they shall practice melee and ranged combat, in weapons of all manner, as well as hand to hand combat. Formation practice will occur as well. Trumpaladin will personally train the citizens where he is available, and should gain points in the applicable fields in the process, besides leadership. Further, to this end, all books on the art of war and combat will be collected and distributed to the library of the monastery. They will be taught to the new fighters in the live exercises, as well as in class on weekends or later at night. Correspondingly, they will be taught the history of Football. Fae will assist as competent. Likewise, relevant books on classes of enemies shall be moved from the Tower to the Monastery, and taught to the Church Militant
As a corollary of the above, the Church of Football – the United States Football League – shall be reorganized. It shall consist of one giant class – the Church Militant, which is the group named above, of those who participated in the fight against the demons. They will be divided only by leaders and followers, experience, and by those who can be there full time. The Broncos/Generals will of course play the Gridiron for the citizenry every Sunday, but all train together and worship together as one. There will of course still be several divisions of the church. The Secular Clergy – the Broncos/Generals – are those who administer the religious services in Port Barry. They shall consist of those with the highest religious and physical strength. Those with the highest charisma, but also high on religious knowledge, shall join the Mendicant Order. They shall preach the gospel in new and foreign lands. Those with the highest skill in combat, and also not essential elsewhere, shall join the Military Order. They shall be Football’s mighty sword. Those also strong on the battlefield, but unable to leave the city for extended periods of time, shall join the Town Militia. They shall be Port Barry’s shield. Those with high knowledge in other fields, as well as high charisma, shall be a part of the Monastic Order. They shall help to educate and train the citizenry of Port Barry in every field.
Trumpaladin shall meet with Lenos and try to determine if he is interested in being any part of this, and shall assign him accordingly, perhaps to teach advanced crafting materials, to teach martial arts, or to teach about what dangers lie in the world.
Trumpaladin shall try to involve Inferius, specifically approaching him and comparing the military order to the Teutonic Knights of Prussia. If he is interested, he may teach and train in combat. (and probably teach Rockwell in the process).
Any exceptionally knowledgeable citizenry in the crafts who possess any teaching skills shall be recruited to the Monastic Order, though not necessarily enrolled in the Church Militant. They shall begin teaching these skills in the School, to improve the skills of the citizenry. Likewise, all of the youth of Port Barry now have mandatory education in the school. This includes playing Football, at least so far as physically able, which is administered by any free members of the Church Militant who are likely to be assigned to the Mendicant Order
I should also mention that by this point the Church should be collecting Tithes – by which of course I mean charging the cable companies insanely high rates to broadcast their games, and the city should be collecting customs duties on goods traded, especially with an influx from the jeweling industry. The city should likewise be able to levy soldiers, and to conscript corvees for work.
Don't worry, I have much more planned
>>10695
*blogpost
>>10694
I get where you're aiming, and you're not far off, but can I suggest that you're more fixated on the destination and may be overlooking the origin? I mean, it is good to be ambitious and you present some grand ambitions, but these things take time. I'll go ahead with "this has begun, but is a long way of reaching fruition".
*blogpost
>>10694
I get where you're aiming, and you're not far off, but can I suggest that you're more fixated on the destination and may be overlooking the origin? I mean, it is good to be ambitious and you present some grand ambitions, but these things take time. I'll go ahead with "this has begun, but is a long way of reaching fruition".
Tracy goes for a walk in the forest to scout-out a private cave for herself, and totally doesn't at all try to terrorize the local wildlife.
>>10697
This.
I'll just go with the flow, desu.
>>10697
This.
I'll just go with the flow, desu.
>>10697
Well, what you describe (and I'll admit its just a description) involves a LOT of change and redirection. You're basically trying to dictate to port Barry what they should be doing, and when they should be doing.
The reason that the ne'ers (I'm going with that for reference) were receptive to Thez starting Fight Club was 'cuz they were already there, and she offered to pay for their night's services if they played a game with her. Lewdness aside, they were already on scene, with a deliberate goal in mind, and she made it so they could MORE easily attain their goal by participating in her's.
I'm not begrudging your idea, but I think you need to work on the sales pitch maybe?
Well, what you describe (and I'll admit its just a description) involves a LOT of change and redirection. You're basically trying to dictate to port Barry what they should be doing, and when they should be doing.
The reason that the ne'ers (I'm going with that for reference) were receptive to Thez starting Fight Club was 'cuz they were already there, and she offered to pay for their night's services if they played a game with her. Lewdness aside, they were already on scene, with a deliberate goal in mind, and she made it so they could MORE easily attain their goal by participating in her's.
I'm not begrudging your idea, but I think you need to work on the sales pitch maybe?
Trump, I'm about to bake a quick bread
>>10509
>>10696
Trump is not expecting to go home any time soon. He has time.
If a training field cannot be completed for another month or six months, then so be it. They shall train in an agricultural field. If it takes a full week just to organize who is competent to train others, then so be it. If three weeks is only half the time it takes to get a group of soldiers to the bare minimum of group cohesion and discipline, then so be it. It will be another three weeks or month or two months even after the conclusion of the three week cinematic before he has any Crusader Knights to help him, then so be it.
It's not like Trump is expecting to go anywhere. And the citizens have had their homes burned. They don't have jobs or lives to return to. They are not going anywhere
What matters is that Trumpaladin now has a small core of people who are experienced fighters, can play football, are organized, and are willing to follow him in his religious quests. Fae too. They are the rock upon which Trump intends to build his church. And Trump has the trust of the town and citizenry, even if he does not have dictatorial control, nor the resources to pay for everything months in advance
>>10701
>"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
These were the exact words to Trump
>>10696
Trump is not expecting to go home any time soon. He has time.
If a training field cannot be completed for another month or six months, then so be it. They shall train in an agricultural field. If it takes a full week just to organize who is competent to train others, then so be it. If three weeks is only half the time it takes to get a group of soldiers to the bare minimum of group cohesion and discipline, then so be it. It will be another three weeks or month or two months even after the conclusion of the three week cinematic before he has any Crusader Knights to help him, then so be it.
It's not like Trump is expecting to go anywhere. And the citizens have had their homes burned. They don't have jobs or lives to return to. They are not going anywhere
What matters is that Trumpaladin now has a small core of people who are experienced fighters, can play football, are organized, and are willing to follow him in his religious quests. Fae too. They are the rock upon which Trump intends to build his church. And Trump has the trust of the town and citizenry, even if he does not have dictatorial control, nor the resources to pay for everything months in advance
>>10701
>"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
These were the exact words to Trump