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>(((they))) took over my land.
>it became a dystopian wasteland
>This dystopian wasteland had brought sorrow to me and my family.
>Slowly I learned about the Schutzstaffel.
>I became a member.
>We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))).
>Eventually one of our members was caught.
>He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting.
>I escaped, but my family was found and caught
>I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes
>I promised to have revenge against (((them))) .
>I escaped to the hills before I could be caught
> here I learned of Meme Magic
>I carried out small attacks agaist them
>My knowlegde grew, but my luck ran out
>I got caught, and was imprisoned
>I used my Meme Magic to escape the prison
>an arrow hit my arm during my escape
>I was able to make it too my cave before passing out from blood loss
>I then woke up in this world.
Tracy here, looking for clues in the Sticky Wicket
I guess Trump is going through the doors of one of the old Jew Buildings, looking to convert it into a grill or a luxury hotel
You learn that the (((rats))) would make regular trips in a wagon headed north out of town, with a large escort. These trips would begin in the evening, and would return the following morning.
>>8962>not making it easier for other players to tell what character you're playing
This game would be a lot less confusing if more players did this.
I linked the Wrong post sorry>>8938 →
This is my action gm.
>>8966>not getting the cross-thread bantz
My flag does enough, but agreed
Torcuil heads to the forges, depressed remebering his family
He was the guy in the sp thread who pointed out your namefagYes I did just reveal information about posting historypls no bully
Sorry Alex, the official game night is Saturday,... which means we usually start on friday and finish on monday. Its madness during the week.
I was NOT the guy in the /sp/ thread! I was the guy in the /ub/ thread dammit!
Cause I'm the anon running the poll/decided tonight
>>8965>north out of town
That's gotta be the black box town
Tracy get's on the trail towards the next town, disguises herself with dirt to avoid unwanted attention, and makes her way along the side of trail, looking for clues as she goes (basically, the same thing she was doing before she met the Zs)>>8971*bullies hard*Staph doing that reeeee!
I'm banned both from namefagging and flag fagging by the Board owner>>8974
yeah, /ub/, whatever
Oh ok. i cant even do a cinematic action?
Of course you can. I imagine you know what happens next anyway.
I scream " I DID IT I BROKE THE CONDITIONING!" at the top of my lungs.
Well that sucks
GM, did we agree that I got cold steel?
Cause I want to forge some throwing hatchets as a secondary weapon.
If anyone wants my rapier, they can have it
Got the perfect angel for you to summon.
Wait, YOU'RE the one? I thought that was a different anon>>8976
... for a second time. o_O
It's bad enough Tracy is kind of a walking Jump Scare. No
I'm not OP, but yeah
>>8983>tfw no rock angel gf
Does Tracy find anything interesting on her path towards box town?
I didnt know if it was saw or not. After that i get up and walk to the wall and jump through it.
(How thin is the glass of the wall?)
That makes me
No, and she won't cuz I'm about to crash for the night. I'm giving Alex the chance to introduce himself.
TAKE ME TO THEM
Port Barry Generals need another team to play against
Speaking of that..
GM, how should I go about developing Tracy's ability to shift planes?>>8990
Okay then. Goodnight.
>>8983>>8987>Not spoopy enough
Not that thin, and its not normal glass. If you tried, you would find shooting it ineffective.
I walk out the door then.
[3d6 = 5]>>8996
Almost an ebin fail. You explode. Not an "into pieces" explosion (there was that one time tho), but rather a sudden burst of flame leaving you singed.
For those who are still in Trump tower, the telltale sound of an explosion lights off from the rooms hallway.
you know what i never got about weeping angels. why didnt they just smash them?
>>9001>tfw when in Port Barry
Do I acquire title to the building, and can I begin renovations?
"Too bad that didnt kill me"
I walk down the hall.
>goes to phone-posting>>9003
Yes, first thing in the (Game) morning.
>>9004Some one needs to fight the Globalists, brother
Too busy wetting themselves.
>>9006they're to strong brother we've lost
I tell you, I struck a hell of a blow against them. That's why they struck me back I need to write out my back story
You're coming out of the hallway along the south. The X isn't you, its from a previous character but I'm lazy. Up the staircase on the north you can hear activity. Also, you can tell looking trough the outer walls that this building is ~100feet off the ground (sl.
I go up the staircase.
>>8985>not wanting more spooks for spook season
Is it not morning in the game?
My character doesn't know that though. He still realing from a resent tragedy.
We're going to have a hell of a talk later then
Are you in the tower?
Blind pony is super cute.
No. It should be, and it will bez, but for the moment it isn't
If it's morning, I'm building the Trump Hotel in Port Barry using the old Jew buildings. If it's early night, I'm coaching Football at the stadium construction site. If it's ;ate night, I'm in Trump Tower
Don't go looking for him immediately though. Your character doesn't know wtf is going on yet.
I know i was just wondering.
And waiting for the gm to tell me whats up the stairs.
He might be asleep...
I hope not, but if he is thats ok.
Yeah I fell asleep. Anytime I go to phone-posting, odds are I am dangerously close to sleeping. I'll be around this evening.
That's fine. This has been really fun so far. I'd figured plays during the week we're mostly cinematic anyway. Also, I'm going to semi-nerf Tracy's Nightmare transformation (in a situational sense), for the sake of better character development. There's no way she could get a hold of transforming at will so quickly, and the prospect of transforming into a powerful monster two size classes above her normal form just sounds like it would be energy-taxing. I'm going to leave it as a limited super-saiyan state for now until the plot develops to the point where she'd actually need the buff, perhaps manifest powers partly as I train her in autohypnosis as a Wilder, or have her just grow a bit bigger when she gets angry.
For now, I'm just going to focus on developing her as a Rogue character on her little treasure-hunting adventure, hoping to throw-in some character-building dialogue in interactions with NPCs and some self-reflection greentext here and there to clarify her motives.
I'm working out a very thorough and extensive backstory for Trump. It won't be tragic, because Trump's life was too awesome for much tragedy except that he died, but it should hopefully be entertaining
Wait.. Is he actually Trump, or does he come from a country governed by Trump?
Earlier, I thought you said he worked as a border patrol officer for the Imperial guard.
Don't worry, these issues will be resolved and reconciled
>>9029>>9031>Won't be tragic
Don't worry. We can always make the tragedy ourselves.
I like this idea.>>9028
You nerfing your self puts you in the number 2 spot.
>>9035Does it make sense to have your character die in the same incident as mine?
In the nerfing and the tragedy developments (I switched IPs in that other post there).>>9037If you make it worth her while, maybe.
Her prime motive is to fulfill the role of a traditional wife and escape nihilism/despair.
Idk, I'm, starting to get confused too now..
Forget I said anything..
How exactly do roll modifiers work? I'm having trouble figuring out my odds of succeeding at skills with my character's natural and class-related abilities. Do I need to calculate her stats?
That is a good question, ive been lurking for awhile and i still cant figure it out.
I just say stuff that sounds like fun and the GM either accepts it or doesn't
>>9045>>9044>>9043>not saying so beforehand
If you don't know the answer, don't reply. It's confusing.
Go buy some peach rings.
how sweet of you torcuil.>you should turn into a frog-man like pepe.
H summoned a Pepe earlier, but it didn't do anything...
thats why he needs to be the pepe.
He should just keep spamming Pepe until he rolls a 1 and turns himself into a frog.
im sure he could find a potion somewhere or he could just drink frog blood,
>>9057>Copying ideas from the Element of Unoriginality
>>9058>its up to him if he wants to do it.
GM is basing it largely off of DnD, so try reading the Wikis.>>9059I'll stab you both.
>>9060>Trying to understand rules with the intention of following them
wouldn't be first time you stab infernuis.
Just for that, I'm going to start using poison.
ifernuis liver will become stronk
Then I guess it's a win-win.
She's actually cute like that, killing that soccer ball
They don't call it 'Murder Ball' for nothing.
I'm glad you said that, cuz that's kinda how I was gonna drag it out anyhow. Xp>>9041
If you want a precise answer, yes. Generally I am basing skill tests off a percentile based on the dice. If the player has a 75% chance, you'd need above a 5, a 30% chance over a 14, and so on.>>9051
You summoned awkward-faced Crusader pepe. So you got awkward Crusader pepe. ^_~
Alright, don't expect TOO much out of me tonight, as I will be preoccupied (still present) at times. As Sad Alex is examining the area, Thez walks by in a mood. She stops for a moment, peers at him suspiciously, sniffs the air for a moment, shrugs, and then continues down the stairs before leaping out the entrance and flies off.
>*arrives at the entrance of Box town at night*
>Surveys area ([Search]?)
>Looks around for nearby NPCs ([Spot]+[Gather Info]?)
How's the neigh-borhood?
[1d20 = 3]>>9069
I follow the globalist demon i saw.
What globalist demon are you referring to?
She flies down to the Sticky Wicket and walks inside. Once inside she wanders to the bar, acquires the remainder of the green bottle, and plops herself down at the piano with a glass.
>>9071>dat stealth roll
Damn it, everyone is playing again!
I swear I am writing a backstory... It's long
I walk up behind her and say
"Look here globalist demon i dont know why you brought me here,but i will end you and afterwards myself"
The box town is a rather humble little village, with an expansive farming area. Scattered villagers wander about, and few commercial buildings can be seen.>>9078
"Really new guy? If you want me to break your toy, I'll be happy to oblige. Those robots didn't really do it for me," she says pouring herself a drink.
As you cast your summons, she begins to play.
What ever happened to the pepe I summoned?
>tfw I can't help slay Globalist demons because I have a meeting
He vanished, summons have a limited duration.
As Ryuk (that's what you're going for yes?) appears, she gets up from the piano and a shadowy silhouette of her remains at the piano, still playing.
Do your shit. My character is in a different town.
Does the town have a sheriff or gatesman?
*look around for the most official-looking person to find a guide/info*>>9085
Yea thats what im going for.
No one appears official, its all just villagers. Some are carrying supplies, others leading farm animals. There's a general store, there might be information there.>>9087
Is that a WOW reference?
Who knows, it may have been.
*walk into general store, hood over head*
*approach the counter slowly*
OkayWould you mind explaining framiliers? I read the will, but I'm still confused
"Who there, c'mon, you can't be in here," he says attempting to guide you back outside with a carrot.>>9089
Gimme a min while I attempt to wrap my mind around what Ryuk's rough abilities and such are.
[1d20 = 3]
Well, that's not as useful as I would have hoped. Lets see what the dice say.
Now, its a bit absurd to think that Ryuk is using a holy blast, but meh, I get where you're going with it. The blast shoots forward and splits into 3 directions and curves around her, striking the surrounding area.
She makes a 'tch' sound, before sitting back down at the piano, resuming playing while the shadow dissipates.
"Try harder," she says.
>>9092>tfw not Sir Bearington>HowDoIAvoidFreakingHimOut.png
*takes a few steps back*
*hold up right hoof and graciously take carrot from his hand*>humble tone
"... Why, thank you, kind Sir, but I was actually hoping to ask some questions, if you would abide...">acting chill as fuck, like talking hoers are a normal thingDo I need a diplomacy roll?
"What, wait? Oh god, you're not here to kill me are you? How can you,... talk?"
[1d20 = 15]>>9096
"Ryuk go for a stab".
Now technically, Ryuk has no physical combat ability, he just has a death spell. But, I'll go with it for story purposes.
Since she's not even trying to defend herself, he stabs her through the back, just below the ribcage. Do you want him to have impaled her?
"I.. ugh... (frantically searching thoughts)
I come from a race settled in a far away land. I mean no harm."
*slowly stands up on little hind legs*
"If you would be hospitable, may you afford me the name of this settlement?"
[screams internally, from being so uncharacteristically polite]
No just a quick stab.
>>9102>not going for the kill
[1d20 = 4]
[1d12 = 10]
He stabs her, a quick in and out. She doesn't flinch, but she does sigh lengthily. The wound immediately closes and heals as she closes the piano and gets back up.
T>Quickened dimension door, axe kick to Alex
YOU SHALL SING YOUR FALSE SONG NO LONGER DEMON!
>>9103>tfw the globalists didnt give me that pleasure.
[4d8 = 14]>>9105
Thats what you begin to say, as she disappears and reappears above you, driving her heel squarely into your shoulder which is now dislocated.
"I'm not your opponent. For whatever reason, if you're here then I'm supposed to keep you alive. That doesn't mean I can't or won't kill you in the short term though."
Where am i you interdimensional vampire scum!?
"Ah... So you want controlled opposition like your little Fox News, do you? Well you can go right back on to hell globalist!"
"How is that, nevermind," he returns behind the counter. "What sort of question could you have that I might know the answer to?" He's bewildered.
[1d20 = 6]>>9111
She's starting to lose her cool. "Look, I don't know who you are, where or why you came from or are here, I don't even KNOW what a globalist is, and worst of all, YOU INTERRUPTED MY SONG!"
You do realize your replying to trump right?
Oh. Right,... I knew that. Nevermind. ._.
"Its a Game, except we're the pieces, sent here because some deity or entity decided - upon our death - that there was more for us to do, or some agenda, I'm not really sure tbh." she drinks the glass.
"I didn't want to have to do this..."
He pulls out PURE MALE VITALITY
"You can go back to hell globalist!"
"Well, for starters, what's the name of this fine town? *glances outside* "It seems quite the cozy place' do you get very much traffic around these parts??"
You mean i have to suffer more? I dont even have anymore super male vitality.
"Oh yeah, sorry. You're the first talking horse I've ever seen. The village is called Pip, and we get travelers every so often passing through, though not too many stop since its so close to Port Barry. We're just humble farmers, but we're good enough to earn a decent wage selling to other surrounding cities and towns."
>Super male vitality
But are they turning the frogs gay?
"I seriously doubt you were sent here to suffer. Someone sponsored you, and they had something in mind. You'll have to figure that out on your own though."
Watch out for your Pepes, Torquil.
"Run away! Before she gets you too!"
is this hell? i thought it would be more firey.
If hell is what you make of it, then yes.
You said i was sent to YOU. Who are you exactly?
"That's not what I said. I said I'm not your opponent, that if you're here i'm supposed to keep you alive. Big difference," she pours another drink. "As for me, I'm the oldest player still alive."
"Hmm. Not much traffic, recently? I had heard that this road was a regular highway for travelling merchants; but from the looks of it, it seems like a rather peaceful village."
Did I ever make it to the forges?
You keep saying player what does that mean?
"Sorry to disappoint you young,... lady(?), but this is just a stop on the way to other places. Not much goes on around here."
"Well, when one is in a Game, that makes them a player, right?"
This is not a game, it cant be.
K, is Lenos around?
Plz note, I'll be readily distracted for the next hour or so>>9141
[3d20 = 41]>>9137
"Not at all, kind Sir. *slips a few coins on the counter, as a tip* Thank you for your hospitality."
*turns to leave out the door, but stops halfway out, wearing a grim and serious face*
"... Recently, there have been rumors of a large, reptilian monster picking-off travelers along this trail. Be sure to alert anyone who may wander outside of the village of the danger. It seems to be fond of equstrians.."
And with a whirl of her cape, she vanishes out the door.
Okay, walk down the center path and search +Spot check to see what lies ahead of the trail.Also, bluff check to make sure that rumor spreads outside of town.
"You're,... you're welcome! I'll...." his voice trails off as you dramatically depart.
What's ahead of the trail?
Are there any other players?
"I'm sure there are, but none that currently operate in this group. There are multiple groups, but most players establish their own niche area and retire from group activity."
Whos in your group?
Torcuil ask Lenos if he can forge him 2 throwing hatchets with the metal rod he gotIf need be my rapier or money can be used for, reimbursement
"Me, a weird spell-caster named Torcuil, a
paladin named Trump, a crazy blue pony named Tracy, and a big oaf of a Minotaur named Infernius. And you, by the looks of things. You're welcome to go off on your own, but the life expectancy isn't the best."
>>9149>not offering him a rare orthicalum Pepe
>>9152>Implying I'd give that away this early>>9150
Why'd you cross out that one part?
It was the most accurate thing about Trump
*inspects her new hoers shoes as she silently trots down the trail*>they're pretty
"Yeah, thats what he calls himself. Always going on about building infrastructure or whatever," drinks the glass.
"Last I saw him, he was out at the stadium outside the city. I'm gonna head back up to the tower, let me know if you have any more questions," she gets up to leave. "The name's Thez, btw."
My name is alex, Alex jones. Do you want to buy a water filter it filters out lead and iron.
*looks up at the sky and gazes at the stars**charges ki*>>9159
Oh don't make that face. You've been even more of a nark than Trump himself.
>>9161>trump gets called out by waifu
It's been lovely playing with you, too
YOU ARE NOT BANNING ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
"Pass, I'm immune to base impurities."
>>9165>it's been lovely playing with you, too>smug ass hoers
You know what I mean Trump
>>9166>Implying Flouride isn't more potent than that*charges ki*
I go to Trump Stadium.
Plz tell me ur not Creeper
Didn't you join the game literally to troll me?cries inside>>9167
No I don't
I retract my former statements
Exept calling you a pompous ass
Nevermind, you made the "UR NOT BANNING" comment right after I kicked a troll from the stream.
Also, I meant you where going to ban me for calling you an ass
Sounds like a yuge missunderstanding
[1d20 = 1]>>9171If legitimizing this ship entail trolling, then I guess partly..[/s
*hooves sparkle with charged ki, as she trots down the path, using her hoers senses to detect what lies ahead.
Let's add a listen check to that
[1d20 = 3]>>9175>rolling a 1 on a listen check
>>9175>inb4 tracys eardrums explode.
>>9179>11. Check the catalog first.I'm going to assume you meant Staff rule 1, which I had not read. On one hand I was joking about banning.
Neither of you are site staff
No, I meant the rule. I'm trying not to samefag, but I guess its inevitable.
That doesn't mean I'm not awesome,... ^_~
>>9178>*checks the rules like the faggot nerd he is*>0-4: 'people talking'
Looks like no drawbacks on Listen checks.
You experience a ringing in your ears that makes it difficult to hear.
>tfw you've written well over a 1000 words to tell your character's life story, you know you're not even halfway done, and you don't know if it's worth finishing
>>9182Okay, I feel like a retard. T thought you where Trump.... I.need sleep
Maybe some gentle words of encouragement
Do it you fucking faggot, don't leave us hanging
Take your time Flashy, no need to prematurely ejaculate
Am i at the football field yet?
Wait.. are you GM?>tfw it's been an ordeal keeping track of who is who
Whatever brought you here (and not just you) I'm glad you came
What does Tracy see down the road?
Why, thank you. It's been fun.
The trail heads north where it splits. One road heads west/sw, another continues north, and another veers to the east.
How did Lenos reppond oo.my request>I should probally join the rest of you faggots, shouldn't I?
Might I suggest colored IDs?
Sorry, I missed the request. What was it again? Also, Tracy's just exploring right now, nothing exciting will happen at this point
The stadium appears sort of like the roman Colosseum, not so much in it's architectural similarities - though to be sure, the buildings are similar in their gargantuan size - but in the feeling of walking into ruins, with all seating sections empty, less than half the structure built, and only naked concrete piercing the sky. In front of you is the field itself - not well kept grass, but mostly dirt with bits of grass on it, and chalk laid out for practice sessions. At the end of the field, nearer the more relatively completed side of the stadium you see him - a six foot man sitting down in a fold out chair with both hands together in a sort of triangle, resting on his knees. A very serious look on his face
N/M, found it.
<tink tink tink>
Here ya go.
2 cold iron hatchets (masterwork +1)
I guess I try and find the others
[3d20 = 39]>>9198
Search and Listen for clues to where the caravan may have gone by. Use the hoers's Scent ability while I'm at it.
Do I need to make a Survival check in order to use the Track skill in this instance?
You're more than the full 300 yards of the field by the time you begin your approach to him. In front of you are large men in pads and red uniforms. Their uniforms bare the name "GENERALS" with various numbers, and you think for a moment you can recognize a face or two. They pay you no mind, perhaps they're used to seeing strangers walk past them and towards the man at the end of the field. You walk past them and off to the side as they do various different plays and practices for a long season ahead.
By all logic, the man at the end of the field should have seen you approach, as you were immediately in front of his field of view. You notice, looking into his eyes, rarely blinking, that neither is he watching the players, as his eyes do not move and respond to the players as they move about in front of him, but remain fixed on some nothingness far off in the distance. There's a sort of sadness in them. He doesn't notice either, or at least, he does not respond, when you approach to his left.
The road is littered with old and new tracks. Some horses, some wheels. It is impossible to determine who/what went where. This crossroads seems to connect several areas that have high traffic.
>>9209>continues towards rest of party
*walks down the middle path*
Its been awhile eh Donnie?
You're just not going to give me a break are you?
Well, it's up to you, I guess..Pls continue
You reach a sign. It says "Under Construction: Try again Friday Xp"
Your words seem to catch him off guard. He stands up from the seat, and you can see quickly that he really is a massive man when he stands up, wearing a formal business suit.
"Oh I'm sorry," he says, a friendliness coming to his voice, though you have to wonder if it is a genuine friendliness, "I wasn't expecting a visit from any of the townspeople." He looks at you for a moment, smiling, though the smile starts to recede. "I'm sorry but I'm not sure I recall your name. You look familiar"
I'll happily have Thez <whooof> you there first thing Friday if you prefer, but I'm about to turn in for the night and the city to the north is significant. I don't want to ass my way into it.
So when do I catch up?
The city will need a Football teamNo really, you can't have a season without many teams to play against each other
I place a bottle of BrainForce in your hand, its me Alex jones. Its nice seeing a familiar face donald.
ALL cities need Football, why do you think Thez willingly
let you take possession of her ducats?
*steal the sign, because fuck society*>last survival check was 19
Tracy decides to turn in for the night. She makes her way off to a clearing near the side of the road, builds a small cuckshed out of sticks, and lays down for the night.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to those robot bodies?
"Hey wait a minute, what happened to those robot bodies?!" Thez exclaims from inside the Sticky Wicket.>>9224
W/ a 19 and how lightly Tracy sleeps, she'll be fine.
>>9225Tracy buried them in an undisclosed location, after pulling-iout their chains,
gems, sockets, and magic cores. She will return to recover them shortly after her adventure, but only after she finds a way to get rid of Fae.
Alright, I'm switching to phone-posting. Post any questions or comments if you got 'em.
As you place the Brain Force into Trump's extended palm his expression changes, as if you placed a new interest - a new vigor - into his whole demeanor, and his eyes light up with disbelief.
"Alex... Alex Jones?" He looks at you. "Water Filters?" Once again "Revealer of dark truths?" "I watched so many of your programs those months in the hospital." "Tell me, where did you come from?"
[s[This is Trump trying to confirm that you come from the same dimensionMaybe this should wait until I've written his back story, since it details his life? But I should warn that Trumpaladin is not actually Donald J Trump, who is a folk hero, or a mythical figure in his realm>>9225
"The Bitch stole them." Trump communicates telepathically. "You know which one I'm talking about"
>>9226I know, but Thez is only just realizing that they weren't there.
Perhaps Trump is a reincarnation of DJT?
>>9230If he is, he does not know that
How can I counter-act a track check through stealth? Can I throw creatures off my trail with the hide and/or survival checks?>tfw it never actually succeeded a track check, but it's been following you through two towns now
>>9197My will has been worn down by everything that has happened in the past half year and in my real life. I don't have the time or the heart to remain long anywhere I am not wanted or liked
Yea brother its me "the humble water filter salesman" the Globalist finally got to me, and you know where i come from trump i mean you are the president of the country after all.
We can continue another time if you want.
>>9233You have a waifu that loves you. Embrace her.
>>9234So I was thinking in Trump's back story he was not Donald J Trump the businessman, but a DHS ICE and CBP officer who became Sherif and then Governor, but was assassinated before he could run for president. Still fighting the globalists of course>>9235I don't think she does
It's been trying, that's for sure (4 me also irl and online). Give yourself some credit though. The ability to create is a the
function of will.
That would be a modified disguise/bluff check I think
>>9236You wouldn't know unless you tried being faithful. Fill your roll, and she'll find a way to fit her's.
>>9239No she won't. Tiger can't change its stripes
Thats sounds like a good idea.
>>9235>>9239Do you really want me here, or is this an elaborate revenge for losing a game back in July?
>>9240You underestimate my ability to abuse someone else's OC without remorse...
You're correct though. She won't change. She'll just find her own way to fulfill the family role she wants to be a part of.
Traditional social roles make life meaningful. Be it as a member of family or a part of a community. All social mammals find themselves looking for others to live for. Part of life is discovering the roll in society you need to fill and faithfully growing as a person to accommodate that responsibility to the best of your ability.
Oh good, I needed a way for Trumpaladin to be his own character with his own story, not be over powered, and most importantly, for his story to be compatible with Tracy's story and her interactions with him. This path of course leaves it open that Trumpaladin knew Alex, that Alex knew DJT, or that Alex knew both DJT and Trumpaladin, but Trumpaladin and DJT are not the same, and the later came after the former long enough for the latter to never know the former
Claim your waifu, July 4 edition
Aj thinks that you are DJT, i don't come from the same universe as you.
Welcome nord friend.
>>9246That? I never actually took that seriously (RD and Luna aren't even my waifus, and i've never heard of a waifu-claiming game that carries over to other threads). Not that seeing blatant disregard for universal fandom rules didn't bother me though at the time...
I guessed I just passed a personal point of no return, and now I'm not going to stop until this virtually nonexistant ship has sailed ... I do genuinely enjoy playing with you though. It's fun to watch you squirm.
... I'm probably going to wake up sober and regret typing all of that...
Thanks. Trying to get into the story and jargon used. Plan is to join the ride when I have a little better grasp on all that is going on (and how it is going on).
That can work as well. That just leaves the question of the status of Alex jones in Trumpaladin's world. Also, I think it would be funniest if Alex never realizes that Trumpaladin is not DJT
Thats what i was going for.
>>9245>and most importantly, for his story to be compatible with Tracy's story and her interactions with him.
Its going pretty good so far,Thanks for asking. Have you ever played D&D before?
>>9250Stob your degeneracy. Drinking is bad, and you're too young anyways
If you're going to have a character that's obsessed with another, who acts like she has known him for a while, and who only ever calls him by a name he never goes by, it makes sense that they have actually known each other
Only played a couple of times (real D&D) so don't have the biggest grasp. But I have a rudimentary knowledge from RPG PC games based on D&D rules.>didn't know to many people growing up, or today for that matter>>9256
Will do! Have to think about class and name and all that (and find what I have to choose from)
Welcome to the Ride, Nordbro.
A lot of the players haven't RP'd before, so it's pretty relaxed on the rules and gameplay. GM based part of his stuff off of 3.5e DnD, but you don't have to know shit to play. It's 90% memes anyway.
Nice, then I should be able to survive here. If my imagination don't fail me.
We need more diversity(in flags) anyway.
Will construct a character when I wake up (after I go to sleep in a while) and hopefully join tomorrow.>assuming I have come up with something to then
Do I know you?HelloJust kiddingpls no bully
If you try to get in the way of Tracy's marriage, she will unironmically attack your character with intent to kill.
This is not a joke. I wouldn't want to have to eliminate a player early-on, so don't interfere.
You should definitely get in the way of Tracy's delusions
>>9265How do you want your character dying in the backstory? I have an idea, bu I'm afraid it's too awesome
I will do my best. But tell Tracy that overly happy people (ref Our Town) and overly clingy girls/mares can be and often is off putting and makes people think there is something wrong. So unless Tracy wants to become like Annie Wilkes in Misery a bit more tact is called for.
Tracy scares me to be honest, but I will try to help out as much as I can or dare
Tracy has been getting disillusioned by all the activity in Port Barry and character-character interactions, and has decided to bide her time and rethink her life plan. For now, she's going to skulk off by herself and see what she can accomplish on her own.
Don't worry though. She's cooking up something fierce.
Wait. What's her new plan. What was her life plan before?
>>9272>hoping I haven't said something wrong
>>9272What was her motivation at the time of death?
>>9273>Asking for spoilers
I'll give you minimal, conservative replies:>What's her new plan.
In the very short term, learning the land and its inhabitants, and maybe coming back with that treasure (this will encompass her local Knowledge and Gather Information Skills)>What was her life plan before?
Muh traditional marriage>>9274You're all dead meat now! Everything is ruined! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Like I said in the second thread. She was going from town to town, tracking your bounties, with the intent to find you, finish the wedding ceremony, and escape humbly with you to a track of land that she bought-up in the far Western region of Equestria.
I am sorry.
>>9279But on a serious note, welcome to the ride.
What kind of character were you thinking of playing as?
Thanks. I have to admit I haven't looked too closely into what types there is to choose from, and what I think would be fun to play as.>trying not to do a standard Berserker run in Diablo II
You're not taking my Norwegian
Berserker is good. I gave up on being the barbarian (but will probably try to fill that niche next chance Tracy gets the opportunity to go full rage mode and eat the organs of her enemies), so it'd be nice to have another chaotic character (been trying to fill the role all by myself mostly, there's Infernius and Trollestia, but the bull is a white knight, and I'd rather avoid meeting the unicorn) to spice things up.
But Inferius's White Knighty-ness is exactly the expression of chaotic that is needed. Whereas Trump is entirely purpose driven and consequentialist, generally ignoring anything that does not serve his understanding of the Greater Good, Inferius sees doing good as a matter of doing good in small acts of kindness to those around him. Its'[s a great way to have two characters both serve good to the point of being obnoxious, but also have them regularly opposed on what course of action to take
me black knight you twat.
Imagination and humor are really the only requirements. Welcome to the Mixed Nuts. ^_^
I didn't say it was bad at all.
>Part of the game infiltrated into my dreams
And that's the sign it's time to stop
>>9292>tfw games and the paranormal are beginning to merge together
Was that from /tg/?
Got any moar?
thats the only one ive found like that unfortunately.
/tg/ screenshots, because why not?
but for real tough who is kirk?
>>9303Captain of the USS Enterprise
Explore strange new world's, seek out new life and civilizations.
And boldly go where no man has gone before >>9292
For some reason, Infernius just caught fire.
me rather have frogs legs
This bull is on FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!
so ponies=war boyz?
i wish i would have known about the cancer mage when i was making my character.
I would never have allowed it
ah come on man, its not THAT broken.
Not without an equally ridiculous handicap
How do you prestige class?
you need to have the requirements for the class.
what handicap would you give?
How many can you have?
thats up to the gm i think. im not sure if there is a limit or not.
As many as one qualifies for, assuming sufficient experience and qualifications. Some are contrary however; you're not going to have a Dwarven Defender Assassin for example.
I would have to think long and hard, but the short version is "No".
to clarify i dont want to be one. i was just wondering tbh.
Do I have the requirements for Assassin?
Also, is it possible to gain feats?
Marriage is important.
I'm glad you asked. Everyone has retroactive feats. I've been waiting for someone to ask. Everyone has 5 to select.
I've been waiting for someone to ask. ^_~
i like tracys arc tbh.
what versions can we select from? could we pick from other games like pathfinder?
I don't know pathfinder so I'd have to read up on whatever it is first, but I don't see why nothttp://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:About_Feats
It's funny, there were points during which I had planned for my character to burn down houses in port barry, the jibbernigger tree, and even the forest, for no other reason than that she wanted to, but other priorities kept getting in the way (i.e. marriage)... If shw were to
If she were to set something alight for no other reason than to watch it burn, she could become a psychokinesist, with a bit of tampering. It'd also account for the new malevolent Nightmare instincts she gained.>>9334
If I take Improved Sunder, will Tracy's Nightmare form be able to class as a blackguard of divegrass
Also, most character classes get a bonus feat
Close, except she hasn't had a positive contact with a summoned outsider. Though,... Thez is an outsider, so yeah, I guess so.
Thez is exactly what I was thinking of.
You'd also need Cleave and Power Attack
i can take psion feats right?
So it does. Carry on
Those who attack Port Barry hang
this, i feel really invested in port barry.
>>9347>Prestige class gained!
Great. Now what does it mean to "kill someone for no other reason than to join the assassins."? Do bounties count? I implied that Tracy working from hit to hit as a bounty hunter as she searched for her husband's trail, in the second thread I think: Would do again.>>9348
That was before I realized they were all just nice people instead of just a bunch of pirates who worked for Jews (like, 15 minutes later).>>9349That was part of the reason, desu. She was jealous.
Hold your hoerses, you need to gain a level first
kill some one for no reason.>do bounty>get paid
Also, think "perform a hit-job"
Why would there be a bounty on a person at the same time as he is on the Federal Government's payroll?
Also, Trump needs to do some exploring soon. His Generals need another team to play against
Is Fae qualified to do missionary work/coach?
infernuis go with trump.
It was a private bounty. Several, actually.
You guys are really gonna make me turn up the volume on these fights aren't you.
Isn't Fae still tracking Tracy in the North? I've been waiting for the right oppertunity to get rid of her for good.
Sadly I have to do a bit more thinking on character before jumping into the game. I have been a bit busy today so I haven't been able to think about what, and who, I want be playing as. I also see that there is so much to choose from. But I promise to come up with something soon.
Don't worry, we usually wait until Friday to really play. Weekdays are just bants and character RP n such.
I can do that.Might just burn down a structure for the fuck of it, if something puts her in a really bad mood.>>9360
How did that last bluff check work on spreading the rumor?
You'll have to wait and see. Xpthe whole 'talking hoers' thing gave you a significant bonus
I'm confused: Can my character attain the Chaotic Mind feat with her stats?
She needs to be recalled soon. Her report will probably be something like "yeah she's evil now - I mean, she's an active threat - but she never revealed where she his the money, and in any event she's way the hell out of our jurisdiction. Now, there are dozens of
undefended towns to annex
towns full of people in need of the Word of Football. Let's go!"please no play tonight or tomorrow, I have to fly all over the fucking country starting very very early tomorrow morning
Good. Gives me a day to think.
Ah, I'd better kill her then.
>>9366>trying to hijack an NPC Xp
Have a safe trip
You've been doing this for a while now.
Have a pleasant trip. Bonus I have an extra day to think about character on.
Well, if I can make an action between now and then, it would be to have Fae turn back and head to Trump tower once she's confident the firebug has left
Also, is there still an un or under employed segment of Port Barry's population?
Have fun, we promise we won't kill eachother while you're gone>hides recreational nuke
Ill try to stop tracy from raping you again.
let the natraul order happen
>>9370>>9369>Implying the Paladin's mount isn't an extension of the Paladin
You sure about that, m8? Because I'm not joking when I say I'll have her kill your character in his sleep, drain his blood and eat his beating heart (willing to include graphic greentext, upon request).>>9376>*notes to stir haggis when in the same city*
But Alex Jones is woke as fuck
put me under your protecion.
My bad, thought this post was from Tracy. Carry on.I lose more sleep to this thread
This.sign up this globalist fighter for protection as well mr.president.
B-but I'm on your side!>wonders weather catching up is a good idea
I've been assuming you already had it. I think Trollestia alluded to it when you first met her.>>9373
Of course, every population has its ne'er do wells.
>tfw this is the most active thread at times
roll to an hero
Just wait until I figure out Etherealness. I'll make Phase Spiders look like puppies.>>9384
Ah, I remember that.>>9383Tracy's faggot is fond of your character.
Don't get in her way, and her faggot won't do anything drastic.>>9387>>9386>yfw
Don't worry, you'll be drafted into the exploratory expedition too
Your character is getting scarier and scarier. We'll add your name to the list
Okay, so how many unemployed are there, how many soldiers are in the militia, and how many of the unemployed are suitable for the draft?
actually, I don't want to know.
Dude, I'm not going to do a population demographic. I'm just not.>>9393
That's true. I'll say this, she survived wandering through Hell, the Abyss, and several other prominent outer realms to get back to the Game world.
It would probably be related to your Char stat, skills and leadership-feats, along with diplomacy checks with the town leadership.
As far as I can see, the Paladin has little natural ability to gather info, but he could have a friendly dialogue with an NPC.
tl;dr wait until GM reveals whatever he decides to through narration.
>>9380>Thinking being under the 'protection' of the object of obsession does anything but exponentially increase the odds of being slain by the Yandere.
>>9395>all this nerd shit
I want to draft an army to conquer an empire, not to actuarial work
he tells you something you listen, me know
What I'm saying is, it's completely plausible to command a small army throughout the game, if you're willing to spend some feats to do it.
Pic related: you if you get in her way.
if we fight(with dice) me win.
>>9402>what is Sneak Attack?
>>9403>then we roll initiative,bitch
I support your characters agenda, so keep proselytizing and avoid getting killed for now you might want to say something about the Jews' stolen gold.
thats was my adventure for friday or at least tomorrow.
Good for you then, man of God.But if you do anything to get in the way of this marriage, consider the clergy benefits to becoming a steer.
>>9407ill be the one two marry you 2.
>>9408That'll be terrific.
>>9409it'll be my pleasure.
>>9410We're going to get along just fine.
She's still interested in him? I thought she just wanted to kill and burn things?
Is there a skill to reveal levels or something? I still don't know how powerful Trollestia is.
She's pent-up and confused. She has to release somehow.
So... Is Trumpaladin the "release" or would that be the burning and killing things?
Burning and killing is only release. Flashy is a beacon of both comfort and obsession.
Besides consuming the demon blood, the events of last saturday don't seem to have affected her much at all. I mean, she's not at all like she was before, but it seems like all of the changes have been brought about by the demon blood and a desire for power acquired sometime after the beginning of the game
This is both my understanding and my character's understanding, and I'm keeping it as his understanding regardless
The root of her obsession is the desire to fulfill a certain role
. Until she feels secure in that role, she'll continue to strive in any way that could help her attain the means towards her.
In terms of burning large structures for no reason, that would actually be personally unprecedented for her. I have more than a dozen development paths, but the path of the psychokinesist is reserved for after despairing events that would permanently set her loose as chaotic. As for the >rape and murder, well, old habits die hard
*Tracy gets up in the middle of the the night unable to sleep and grinds her concentration by throwing her kunai knifes, due to chronic insomnia and the monster that's been watching her all night*
>>9420plot twist the monster is infernuis.
Fuck I should sleep
>>9419>not interested in filling the role of being the liberator of the inhabitants of the dimension and the spreader of the word of Football alongside Trumpaladin, who also was in desperate search of a role until recently
Well, I'll go ahead and say aloud Trumpaladin's relationship, even if it would be better for story purposes to let all of this just come out in gameplay >Thought old Tracy was kind of cute, even if he never liked her mane>secretly liked the attention she gave him! because all he ever really wanted out of life was to have a purpose and for people to love him>very much appreciated an ally who could be relied on to side with him in fights! even against other players, so much so that he was willing to overlook her alignment, which generally is a "kill on site">liked how she was so small he could physically pick her up
Now,>he believes the attempt to assert control by transference of essence was entirely unsuccessful , neither gaining magical control, nor by the more mundane means by which males dominate over females>believes she has been corrupted, perhaps by the demon blood, perhaps by something else, such that she is primarily concerned with acquisition of power or wealth or sone other evil desire. He was especially shaken by her insistence on drinking the blood and running off>believes she can no longer be relied upon. In particular, note that she lies through her teeth, while Thez always tells the truth, no matter how bad the truth is>she's gone from adorable and controllable to the sort of monster you have to slay on the completion of a quest with her physical changes, no longer an innocent pony, but some sort of evil-looking entity that defies classification
Put simply, she's like Paul Ryan, who Thez used to be or some of the moderators on mlpol.net I've had to deal with
She's the nominal ally who is a bigger threat than any enemy, and certainly more feared and hated. Until now, Thez has filled the Paul Ryan role. But Thez has been honest, she is aware of Trump's purpose, even if she is somewhat indifferent to it, and has been very helpful in his quest so far except for killing Torcil's unicorn. Fuck you
This isn't to say he couldn't be incited to attempt to kill Thez if Alex or Vanderiem yelled "GLOBALIST DEMON" loud enough, only that necessity has forced him to seek new allies, and Thez's patterns of behavior has somewhat overcome her demon blood and reptilian appearance.
I spend way too much time, effort, and now emotion on this
Fuck you post for not acknowledging that I typed to end the spoiler.
how trump feel about infernuis?
>tfw your yandere tragedy elements develop a bit too quickly for comfort
Either way, right now, I've pretty much set her 50/50 for what path she will develop from here on out (gotta keep it interesting). One is the lawful path of a faithful partner who wants to live alongside her loved one; the other is the tragic, chaotic path of of beast driven by selfishness, megalomania and insatiable obsession: both paths are stemmed from a longing for completion, commitment and family. Be it Good End or Bad end, the results will be determined by the character interactions from here on out.
My angel isnt inside you yet tracy.
Mixed. Inferius has been the most reliable opoment of Trump since the beginning of the game. He opposed whenTrumpaldin tried to stop Yak Lee from sexually assaulting him, he opposed when he tried to kill Thez, he opposed when he tried to kill Tracy as she tried to escape (an event with what Trump thinks will be dire consequences), and he attacked the robots when there seemed to be no need, ultimately leading them to cinder the entire party enemies. In particular, whereas Trunp believes that trust and cohesion within the group should be a top priority, and that you should kill traitors before you should kill an enemy, Inferius doesn't seem to recognize the concept of traitors. This means that Trumpaladin has to plan on being opposed by Inferius on any internal fight between characters, which is a sincere pain in the ass. However, Inferius has the massive advantage of having never been Trump's ally. This contrasts against Tracy, who was formerly an extremely reliable ally, and now is seen as sort of traitor, with a very real sadness about the change. And while Thez is demonic and of evil alignment, Inferius is of good, and he very obviously has good intentions, so he can't really be faulted for anything except being shortsighted, but he's established as not being the brightest, so really that's to be expected anyways. Most importantly of all, Inferius will argue with Trump, and seem to listen. That's important, because Trump thinks that he can persuade anyone to his side, if only given the chance to talk and a reasonable listener. In particular, he thinks he could have persuaded inferior not to protect Thez if the discussion had happened earlier (although Thez's explains took pretty much convinced Trump, making it a moot point), and Inferius joined against preventing Tracy from escaping, which was a surprise at the time.
Put simply, Inferius is an old opponent, but a possible ally. You're Ted Cruz.
If you mean Fae, she's gone home to rest for new adventures and conquests. She knows Daddy needs her
I tried giving her the.. Uh.. Sort of *attention* she wanted, and also of being helpful to the larger cause. She declined and did a lot of really sketchy and suspicious stuff.
me like that name, from now on you call infernuis, infernuis cruz.
She's got something inside of her. You won't be able to tell until it's out of the box though.
This could mean,>An emotional state that will result in extreme destruction
or>A literal demonic element that could possess her
or worst of all,>Fuck it, it's too terrifying a thought to even type
s-she is socer personified.
Don't even say the name of that vile sport>Even that's better than what it could be
Trumpaladin awoke at 3AM to begin his day.
Some indeterminate time after waking, an image came to his mind of dimly yet appropriately lit corridors on an upper platform, surrounded by models of ships. As he wash and then dress in formal business attire, a string of related images followed. They were of the Bayern National Museum in Munich, from the occasion he visited in college all those years ago. Though from far away - literally from another life - and faded, he could remember how he felt.
The night before, his party, college friends, had arrived in the city and informed him that what he thought was a jesting dare - to book accommodations for the party himself when he complained of the distance from the city center of their accomidations in Vienna two days before - was in fact a serious expectation, and several friends were now angry with him when a crisis resulted after the train arrived in the city. He ended up in better accommodations than the remainder of the group when they booked the night before, a circumstance that resulted in resentment against him. The party gathered to go together to see sites, but as the group walked through a tunnel under a road way, he decided he could not stand to be around them for the time, told his girlfriend that he wanted to split off, and so they split off, leaving to go to the Bayern Museum.
He thought about that girl. She had been his girlfriend for many years by that point, and he let no girl so close to him since. The thing is, she was absolutely insane. She would irrationally become jealous at women who he clearly had no interest, and would through anger fits in public that would humiliate them both, and several times resulted in her suspension in high school. So many times he wanted to break up with her, but did not partly out of feelings, but partly out of the thought that she truly loved and was devoted to him, how ever clingy and crazy and prone to drastic fits she was. But over the next few months she would grow apart from him, break up with him, and turn her friends against him. All of his tolerance and confidence in her devotion had been for nothing. Her love was a way of curing inner insecurities. No more. It was that relationship - and the fall out afterwards - that convinced him relationships were not worth it, and he would never be as close again.
But that morning in Munich, she expressed solidarity with him by going to the museum with him, and it was how he made him feel that he remembered, though he could not remember her appearance. Despite the emotional turmoil of the fight the night before and his frustration with his friends, viewing the exhibits has been truly calming. For all the drama in the back of his mind, and the drama awaiting months away, he was fascinated by models of textile mills, passenger ships, and entire airplanes. A model of a great battleship, the Bismark, was among many interesting pieces of the culture, though he questioned the authenticity of the representation of the flags as window figures.
The memory was of a world far away, not only because it literally was, but because even in his lifetime is was remote. He had not seen any of those people for years. Not his best two friends from college, another, less close, college friend, nor the girl with whom he lived so much of his life. Now, he would never see them again. And so too were the hallways of the Bayern museum nothing more than a faded memory, even as the peacefulness remained with him. He wondered now if he could find the same respite somewhere in this new land, as he prepared for the long day ahead of him.
I was bored at the airport. I forgot how much I hate airplanes
I can't tell if this is a blog-post or really good prose, but 10/10.
Did you ever explain how Alex met his angel?
Welcome to /vx/: Where the larps come to life.
Not gonna lie, a couple weeks ago I got really I into to DnD battle mechanics and Yandere tragedy plotlines, and I got carried away, and wrote out several dangerously megalomanic and ambitious development options for her. I've since decided to make her more realistic and Nerf her through psionics (to avoid fucking up the romantic plot by turning her into the goddamn, monsterous Mary Sue that I guiltily wanted to play), although that will feed into her chaotic mindset. Her powers, the developments of said powers, her desire for power, and how she'll use them will largely be tied into her emotions: developments will advance, shift, and even reverse based on how she emotionally develops. Dozens of Good Endings And Bad endings are piling up on both sides: I have no certainty to how it'll turn out. It makes me feel like a thrall for an independent entity that continues to evolve, in its quest to find purpose.I have several development plans that involve a haphazard mess of interconnecting flow-charts based on multiple deciding factors pointing towards several archytypical Yandere-character plots. I'm not sure how she'll develop from this point, but I will make sure to keep it interesting (and 100% unoriginal). I'm drawing partial inspiration from psionics feats related to mental health, and shit straight out of my dusty, old psychology textbook.Extreme responses and destabilizing developments are based on "triggers", positive and negative: a simple, violent response would come from a pretty self-evident trigger, but some of the most dangerous developments have been the results of more subtle signs during which the character didn't immediately respond. The potency of triggers are partially dependant on a balance-point based system that determines Her emotional and mental state, and those are themselves based on the circumstances of the scenario,
rational thought, and prior developments.
I could go further, but it could spoil shit, and it's complicated.
tl;Dr, I'm a massive faggot-nerd who put created several sets "logically" pseudo-random systems to emulate the chaotic mindset of a dangerously irrational individual, and I rulecucked myself to abdicate creative authority for the sake of staying in character. Now, I'm just writing more Good/Bad Endings (each ending written has one or more of site paths, due to key development dichotomies). As I keep playing, I find that I don't even really need the paper anymore: the paths click dangerously quickly.I am now consciously rooting for a Good End, but I'm not sure how it will turn out...
I probably shouldn't have typed all that....
Its a very strange story.
I'd love to hear it, but it's fine if you want to reveal it via character interactions, like Infernius did.
In fact you could say its a downright bizarre adventure.
Goddamn, I saw that coming from the moment you introduced him..
Can't wait to hear more.
Welcome to my world
>>9448>tfw you've written more than two dozen potential >rape scenes
An extraplanar creature can gain or lose a subtype when shifting plains, right? If an aquatic extraplanar creature were summoned, could it shirk the aquatic subtype and breath air?
No, and that would be hilarious
You better not rape me.
Its best to just go with it
Butt i dont want to be raped.
That's the spirit!>Butt
I tried to warn you
Consent, then its consental sex and not rape.
Tracy will be ticked and give up
Well Tracy, if what you were interested in all along was an open relationship, you could have just said so
Why does it always take everyone so long to get this?>*sticks fork in haggis anyway*
I really don't think Tracy would mind it if you took a new doll to dungeon every week, so long as she were actively involved and she got to personally dispose of it before dawn.
Polygamy on the other hand is out of the question.
Feats>Psionic Weapon>Greater Psionic Weapon>Wounding Attack (asuming my bab is high enough)>Psionic Body>Psionic Dodge
Excellent idea Master Bearington
Also, a ruling on the cancer mage. A cancer mage can ignore the effects of festering anger true, but that doesn't mean he doesn't experience them. Cancer mage + Festering Anger = 1 Giant, misshapen, permanently pissed off, and utterly uncoordinated mass of muscle and tumor.
I'm glad you think so. ^_^
torc should multi class into a cancer mage, and his tumors should make him look like pepe.
hey gm what are my stats?
Torc is actually the least defined character in the game so far, and the fact that he casts any level of spell depending on the meme he throws out should not be disregarded. Its like he sneezes and shit blows up LAWD JESUS
>>9467Holy shit, someone just straight-up and asked. I thought never,...
Str 18 +2 =20
Dex 11 -2 =9
Con 15 +1 =16
Intelligence 11 -1 =10
Raw + Racial
why is my int not in the teens?
Why would it be? o_O
because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
>>9474>it was just a meme.
Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff>these are the real globalist fighter feats
Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek>>9470
GM, can I have stats too?
I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
I know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
martial skill= swing sword gud.
every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
>>9469>>9466 He should make a pact with Trollestia after showing her his rare Pepe collection (I'd assumed her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling, so I think she'd be impressed by his shitposting tombs). They both have Chaotic good allignment, so they could become more powerful together. Torquil, could fulfill his mission to study memetephysics, and Trollestia could use him as an agent to spread her word under the domain of Trolling. Then, one of the two could use their new knowledge-related feats to prestige class as Arcane Trickster or Lormaster, allowing the duo to attain a greater level of shitposting.
I ship the two.
>>9481 Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.
That's just my opinion though.
So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
>>9481>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET arms
His character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
You've already got a fly, what more do you want?>>9493
A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
does the fly breath fire?
What about Ponimaru? Didn't GM bring him back to life just so that infernius would have a mount?
i like to have a backlog of mounts.
So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
>>9499>not choosing the Superior montana class
No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
utachit is best mount
It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
That's actually pretty neat
Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
But she's walking down a road way away from town.
And don't you dare make anything like pic related
There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
>>9511>she's walking down a road
She made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.>>9512>on the road
But how much time has passed in the game?
Correct. Plan ahead. Xp
I just took it from the "Try again Friday Xp" joke, that Tracy's journey would've taken awhile, so she would've made camp at some point (due to her interactions with generalfags on /mlp/, she's an excellent cuckshed-builder).
GM, depending upon how much time has passed within the game, I would like the following interactions to take place or have taken place within the game involving Trumpaladin.
1. Taking possession of one of the rat buildings, and beginning the process of converting it into a privately owned grill
2. Meet with Sechs of relevant representatives about a levy on the town's population to create a standing army, as well as whether this may be organized as belonging to the town, or as a new Military Order for Football
3. Meet with Sechs or relevant representatives to ask about the other towns and cities on the planet - what their status is, where they are, and so forth.
This latter most action should be played out, but all should be completed prior to the beginning of the new expedition.
Also, a check on the progress of conversion to Football is necessary
Tracy pretends to be summoning Sinisa Mihailovic, for the 6 gorillionth time, just to piss-off Fae when she saw she was about to fall asleep.
No way. Fae is lawful good, and therefore understands the beauty of jurisdiction - that most beautiful of requirements by which even the severest of problems may be taken out from the stack of the inbox, and gleefully resigned to "not my problem"
What was that.
Also, when did the cat stop following her? That actually changes what I'm going to do tonight. At what point would she have left?
What 'jurisdiction' were you referring to?
>>9512>Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
That's actually qu