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>>9566The one to the north is Cardishore, and it looks like a large dome. Its actually a smaller domed building inside a large wall which from distance looks like a giant dome.
>>9569High industrial, high tech. On what scale is Trump familiar?
>>9570Sure
>>9570Rather, she can approach the gate.
>>9572It's been like two or three days game time
>>9573Modern America
>>9572Besides, we're travelling by a much, much faster means than walking
>>9575More tech, more industry. A little bit sci-fi then.
>>9575Correct. The Denver Broncos have established themselves as a team of proper athletes, Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever) are coming along nicely as well. The stadium its self is the largest building that's been seen, almost the size of Port Barry its self.
>>9574Tracy considers that walking through the streets as a talking hoers might draw too much attention.
*gets on hind legs (that's how she normally walks anyway*
>DisquiseTracy pulls up her hood and drapes herself with her cape. At a distance, she appears like a short halfling or kender, and like a small beastman up close.
She approachs the City dome slowly.
>>9576>Dragonne fly speed: 30 ft (40 with the class bonus)Tracy could walk faster.
>>9577Did you think he would fly on the Dragonne when there is an even better option?
>>9577>Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever)In the early 1980s, Donald J. Trump owned a football team of the now defunct United States Football League that was named "The New Jersey Generals," that played in Giants Stadium.
>>9578You're far enough away still to disguise and stealth (cuz disguise is part of stealth).
>>9579Of course he did. What 'better option' do you mean?
>>9580Use the vehicle that was designed for this purpose. The floating Trump Tower itself
>>9580>Arrives at gateWhat's the castle guard look like?
[3d20 = 42]>>9583Also, roll to Listen, Spot, and Search
>>9582They wear very neat uniforms, with several weapons at their belts, and communication devices that they frequently exchange information from/with.
>>9581And here I thought everyone forgot that the building moves.
>>9585>doesn't look goodTracy approaches cautiously, inspecting the rigid-looking guards.
The gate is shut, I suppose?
>>9585I remembered, it's just that I wanted to stay in character.
>>9586Yes, and there is a very long line outside the gate, which continues just inside the gate. Like, the gate is really just a checkpoint for a guard to look at you and then nod you inside where the line continues about 6' in.
>>9588>Tight immigration controlI'm liking these people so far
[2d20 = 9]>>9586Sense Motive
What kind of checks are they looking for?
Has anyone passed through recently?
Spot to read lips
>>9589DnD mechanics
Where did I mention that? I didn't think she'd just take to the controls and move the whole crystal, like she owned the place.
>>9592They don't appear to be checking for anything in particular, more checking everyone entering. The guard makes a few notes on a stack of paper on a clipboard with each person entering. A little further in is another guard who asks a few questions. They're slightly out of hearing range.
>>9594This is the only visible way in right?
Fuck it, I don't feel like being the rogue that finds her way in through the sewer before asking.
*walks up to gate*
There's a good 50 people in front of you in line, and they don't appear to appreciate the idea of you cutting in line.
I cant join you guys tonight, ive got a stacy to fuck.
>>9594>>9591They are checking IDs as a security measure, aren't they?
>>9597Uh... okay?
>>9597>nazi horsefucker>stacyI'm not saying its not true, but you'll pardon my skepticism. Go forth and damage the pussy
>>9596Tracy's anger festers as she waits patiently and Lawfully to slowly get into the gate.
In the time being, she uses her superior pony senses to eavesdrop on everyone's conversations and gather information about the gatecheck and the city.
>>9598Not just, but that appears to be part of the process.
>>9600>LawfullyYou got a visa, little pony?
>>9600The conversations are many and varied, and don't appear to have a common theme (or any theme at all really). The clothing of the people in line varies across all sorts of cultural lines (most of which you're entirely unfamiliar). Some in line are talkative and loud, while others are quiet and reserved. Everyone seems to be attempting to occupy themselves, but all are just a little irritated at having to wait.
[3d20 = 29]>>9600Also, sense motive while she's at it.
What is everyone so eager to enter the city for?
>Listen+Spot(read lips)+Sense Motive >>9603Who's immediately in front of Tracy?
>>9605There's all kinds, though more are on the high-charisma side of the scale.
>>9602So am I to assume you are wanting Lenos to fly the Tower north?
>>9606I meant like right in front of her.
Does he/she/it look bored enough to make small talk?
>>9609You're welcome to try. Even those who are talking to one another appear passive aggressive in the least, especially the more talkative ones.
I dont feel like reading, can someone tldr me?
>>9611Tracy is waiting in line for a sports game or something like that, while Trump is waiting for a flight
[3d20 = 39]>>9610Diplomacy check
Add some profession and perform to look like she's got something interesting to offer.
>still don't know what the first guy looks like, so I'm not sure how to address him>'Hello?' >>9489>my shitty OC is getting shippedI wish I could say this is the wierdest thing to happen to me today
>>9492Okay, I get this
>>9493I actually own a claymore style dagger, so maybe we could oork with a claymore dagger for Torc? >>9614Take a seat with me Inferius. Anything you want to talk about as we wait?
>>9615Come sit with us!
>>9617infernuis sorry for opposing you so much, me want you to know me friend and me stop at nothing to protect friends.
Tracy approves of your edge.
GM, please let him have it.
>>9619While waiting, Trumpaladin spots a guy weirdly dressed as a lizard
>>9620"D'aww"
*hugs cow*
"Let's go spread the word of the stonewell and Football together
>>9622Trumpaladin could only take a sideways picture of the lizard man
>>9623You are the last person to be calling others edgy
>>9626I meant she approves of your blade.
Watch out, she might steal it. >>9620this go for torc too, since you help me protect thez.
>>9618 >>9618Sure, I recommend a wrist-sheath.
Trumpaladin silently wonders to himself, "what is that man dressed for? Is it a birthday party? Did he just want to be silly?" As he waits for Lenos to begin the process of taking the party to Charybdisville or whatever it was called
>>9613GM, after this check, could we fast forward and get to the gate, so that Tracy has some time to gather information?
>>9630As Tracy and... Infernius stand in line, Trump tower slowly floats in the direction of the city, to the amazement of those in line.
>>9629Works for me.
Y'all just be glad I didn't choose a katana
>>9632>As Tracy and… Infernius stand in lineWait, when did he get there?
Great! Now we just have to wait until boarding
>tfw it's open seeting, but there's an order to who is allowed to get on the flight when, and the Tickets the government bought for you have you getting on last or almost last on a completely full aircraft on all three flights, so you have to sit in the very last row, the very front row, or some middle seat
>>9638i notice that hores is not pastel colored.
Tracy begins crafting futbols as she waits, her ki fully charged
>>9645to be chaotic is to love.
>continues to sit at airport
>>9648"Then I can say all the more firmly that *shudders as he says it* Association Football *withholds vomit* is not chaos, but something else. Darker. More evil"
>>9649>Looks for plug to use for charger, but there isn't one >>9648This
Tracy's character in her normal form at this state is Chaotic Neutral.
The truncated icosahedrons, however, are Lawful Evil. >>9652"better hide that from..." *glances over at Inferius* "He'll steal your memes" Trumpaladin whispers to Torucil
>Blog posts on chan site [1d20 = 3]>>9652roll to watch him flip through covertly so i can steal his memes
[1d20 = 11]
Roll to check for new email in the 3 minutes since I last checked it
>>9655>cleric stealingI'm the rogue. Stay to your domain.
Tracy suppresses the urge to go on a killing spree after having waited in line for an hour.
>>9658memes arent real property
>>9659You finally reach the first guard.
"Name?" He completely disregardingly asks.
>WtfKindOfNameDoIUse?
"Ugh... T. Sentry."
>>9662Calling to board section A???
>>9660Infernius should focus on praying to his lord to gain greater faith powers, instead of stealing spells from a different domain.
>>9664">whythefucknot?
"Yes."
>>9661property exists but memes dont fall into that category.
>>9664>>9667I thought you were GM for a moment...!
>>9668You should buy some chicken and make chicken tendies to sacrifice to Kek.