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Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
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Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9464
9465
>>9462
>>9463
sexy.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9465
9466 9467
>>9464
I'm glad you think so. ^_^
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9466
9469 9489
>>9465
torc should multi class into a cancer mage, and his tumors should make him look like pepe.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9467
9470
>>9465
hey gm what are my stats?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9469
9480 9489
>>9466
Torc is actually the least defined character in the game so far, and the fact that he casts any level of spell depending on the meme he throws out should not be disregarded. Its like he sneezes and shit blows up LAWD JESUS
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9470
9471 9480
>>9467
Holy shit, someone just straight-up and asked. I thought never,...
Raw stats:
Str 18 +2 =20
Dex 11 -2 =9
Con 15 +1 =16
Intelligence 11 -1 =10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Raw + Racial
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9471
9472
>>9470
why is my int not in the teens?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9472
9473
>>9471
Why would it be? o_O
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9473
9474
>>9472
because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9474
9475
>>9473
I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9475
9476
>>9474
>it was just a meme.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9476
9478
>>9475
>ditto
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9478
9479
>>9460
>>9476
Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Construct
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff
>these are the real globalist fighter feats


Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9479
>>9478
Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9480
9481
>>9458
>reee-ing
>>9469
I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek
>>9470
GM, can I have stats too?

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9481
9482 9483 9490 9493
>>9480
I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9482
9484
1499578633484.png
>>9481
>jej 9 str
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9483
9485 9486
r_590222_3Ft8m.jpg
>>9481
>Pic related
I know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
Weapon skills?
Help
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9484
9486
>>9482
"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9485
9486
1506839857812.png
>>9483
martial skill= swing sword gud.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9486
9487
>>9483
>>9484
>>9485
every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9487
9488
>>9486
Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9488
>>9487
so.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9489
9491 9546 9615
>>9469
>>9466
He should make a pact with Trollestia after showing her his rare Pepe collection (I'd assumed her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling, so I think she'd be impressed by his shitposting tombs). They both have Chaotic good allignment, so they could become more powerful together. Torquil, could fulfill his mission to study memetephysics, and Trollestia could use him as an agent to spread her word under the domain of Trolling. Then, one of the two could use their new knowledge-related feats to prestige class as Arcane Trickster or Lormaster, allowing the duo to attain a greater level of shitposting.
I ship the two.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9490
9492
>>9481
Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.
That's just my opinion though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9491
>>9489
>now headcannon.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9492
9494 9615
>>9490
So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
S 11
D 14
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 13
Cha 11
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
Anonymous
S77Ge
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No.9493
9495 9615
a8549171914919dfdbd356f96cd78e07--walking-canes-walking-sticks.jpg
>>9481
>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…
>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET arms
His character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9494
9495 9497
>>9492
so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9495
9496 9498
>>9494
You've already got a fly, what more do you want?
>>9493
A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9496
9501
>>9495
does the fly breath fire?
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9497
9498
>>9494
What about Ponimaru?
Didn't GM bring him back to life just so that infernius would have a mount?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9498
9503
>>9497
>>9495
i like to have a backlog of mounts.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9499
9500
image.jpeg
So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9500
Montana_Class.png
>>9499
>not choosing the Superior montana class
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9501
9502
>>9496
No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9502
9505
>>9501
utachit is best mount
Anonymous
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No.9503
9504
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>>9498
>Backlog of mounts
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9504
1492889256041.jpg
>>9503

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9505
9506 9507
>>9502
It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9506
9509
>>9505
i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9507
9508
>>9505
That's actually pretty neat

Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9508
>>9507
She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9509
>>9506
The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9510
9511 9512
Spoilered
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9511
9513
>>9510
But she's walking down a road way away from town.

And don't you dare make anything like pic related
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9512
9513 9522
>>9510
There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9513
9514 9515
>>9511
>she's walking down a road
She made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.
>>9512
>on the road
So, no?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9514
9516
>>9513
But how much time has passed in the game?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9515
1pink.gif
>>9513
Correct. Plan ahead. Xp
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9516
>>9514
I just took it from the "Try again Friday Xp" joke, that Tracy's journey would've taken awhile, so she would've made camp at some point (due to her interactions with generalfags on /mlp/, she's an excellent cuckshed-builder).
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9517
GM, depending upon how much time has passed within the game, I would like the following interactions to take place or have taken place within the game involving Trumpaladin.
1. Taking possession of one of the rat buildings, and beginning the process of converting it into a privately owned grill
2. Meet with Sechs of relevant representatives about a levy on the town's population to create a standing army, as well as whether this may be organized as belonging to the town, or as a new Military Order for Football
3. Meet with Sechs or relevant representatives to ask about the other towns and cities on the planet - what their status is, where they are, and so forth.

This latter most action should be played out, but all should be completed prior to the beginning of the new expedition.

Also, a check on the progress of conversion to Football is necessary
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9518
9519
Tracy pretends to be summoning Sinisa Mihailovic, for the 6 gorillionth time, just to piss-off Fae when she saw she was about to fall asleep.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9519
9520
>>9518
No way. Fae is lawful good, and therefore understands the beauty of jurisdiction - that most beautiful of requirements by which even the severest of problems may be taken out from the stack of the inbox, and gleefully resigned to "not my problem"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9520
9521 9524
>>9519
> jurisdiction
What was that.

Also, when did the cat stop following her? That actually changes what I'm going to do tonight. At what point would she have left?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9521
>>9520
that?*
What 'jurisdiction' were you referring to?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9522
9525
>>9512
>Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
That's actually quite the powerful mechanic.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9523
9525 9566
What's the least bullshit way for me to have Tracy develop her Wilder powers?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9524
9526 9527
>>9520
Fae was assigned to determine where the money was buried, if Tracy was up to any sketchy shit, and if she was going to harm anyone or anything Trumpaladin didn't want her to. But Tracy is now far away from where the money would likely have been buried (I believe she's never been in this area before, so it couldn't have been here). And not only is she far from Port Barry, it doesn't look like she intends to return. She could be leaving to join the enemy, but there's nothing Fae can do about that on her own. So the logical conclusion is to go back to the city, report findings, and stay watch on the eastern walls in case Tracy returns.

When would she have left? Probably after Tracy completed her flight training and went down the road, or at least after she had that encounter with the store owner that was a little reminiscent of this scene from No Country For Old Men https://youtu.be/BqMdQBox15s
The reason is that's about the time she would have determined Tracy intended to leave
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9525
>>9522
I'm sure I said something to that effect at some point
>>9523
Wait a sec tbh
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9526
9529 9530
>>9524
Whenever you decide to recall Fae, she will be dryly happy to report that Tracy was most diplomatic and proper in all the circumstances she presented herself in. There is no threat from Soros.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9527
9529 9566
>>9524
Fair enough of an action plan, on Fae's part.
>the enemy
Who?
>watch on the eastern walls
>Implying a classless kitty could out-roll her stealth checks
She went North, btw.

>Friday
Can Tracy get glimpse of the city yet?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9528
9547
Tracy practices throwing her kunai at a tree to kill time and train her Concentration
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9529
>>9526
Or she can say that Tracy did a lot weird ass shit involving lighting herself on fire and flying, followed by a scene like Anton Chigur and the gas station antendant

>>9527
A flaming, flying horse is the opposite of stealthy. And guards can be told to report any blue ponies coming through.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9530
9531
>>9526
Can Trump recall Fae or does FAE need to leave on her own initiative? Either way, her Daddy needs her elsewhere
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9531
9532
>>9530
You should be able to recall her for at least a mile's distance. Idk though..
To what point did you tell her to keep Tracking? Tracy hasn't attempted to throw Fae off of her trail yet, so any Tracking check could still be intact.
Empathetic link could've given your character the opportunity for mild communication within that mile's distance, and a Paladin's Mount, for that very reason, probably wouldn't pursue low-priority targets beyond that distance, unless given approval by the Paladin. Since Draggones aren't suited to flying more than 30 minutes, it's not far fetched to believe that she would've gotten tired pretty quickly and just reported back that she didn't really see very much of major concern, and reported back during the first night (she could track her pretty easily on foot, but would you?).

I just care because of my character-development plans. All those flowcharts getting activated at once last week makes it feel like I'm playing snakes and ladders.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9532
9533
>>9531
Her assignment was to see if Tract anything suspicious, committed crimes, or went to the location of the money. The bottom line is that Fae is useful in other roles, and the opportunity cost of keeping her on Tracy now outweighs the benefits of following her. She is need for other purposes. Tracy is a pretty high priority target, so there would have been approval to follow for a while if needed, but once Tracy showed she wasn't going to the money or going to kill anyone or burn down buildings in Port Barry, nor make any sort of communication to George Soros at least yet, she dropped down the priority list
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9533
9534
>>9532
Wish I'd known that last week, but noted.
>*erases 3 Bad Endings*
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9534
>>9533
Tracy is next week's problem, so far as Trunpaladin can tell. But THIS week's problem... That is what is on his mind. It is that for which he needs his missionary-mount, ever mindful of the the need to efficiently allocate resources
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9536
9537 9538

>tfw I gotta rewrite her emotional balance state to accommodate for the absence of the Dragonne's presence on the trail to the city
I'm going to have her hand-out soccer balls to children later, just to spite you for making me do all this math on my development theory.

Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9537
9539
>>9536
Which city? Because FAE isn't leaving the vicinity of Port Barry. Yet.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9538
9539
>>9536
Do it and I send you back to Hell right along with that Globalist plot masquaradung as a sport
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9539
9540
>>9537
The city in the North that GM won't let me explore yet, it would've been quite a few miles past Pit village
>>9538
It does fit the theme well.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9540
>>9539
GM can do what he wants, but most probably all players will converge on that city
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9541
9559
GM, did you have prior plans for that city that would get fucked-up by me having Tracy explore it? I could have her go back and do other stuff I wanted her to do.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9542
9543 9558
GM, prepare to get plans fucked up, because we are exploring somewhere in the next session
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9543
9545
NM2IY12.png
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1605698_1.jpg
>>9542
>telling the GM to prepare his anus and/or change his plan
You sure about that, m8?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9545
9560
image.png
>>9543
>Forgetting there's an imbalance of power in my favor as well
When three separate players have affirmatively voiced a desire to go exploring, yes, yes I am
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9546
>>9489
Was I right to guess that Trollestia's Clerical domain was Trolling?
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9547
9548
>>9528
Now she tries swinging her whip.
VWZ3O
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No.9548
9550 9551 9552
mkda-render11.jpg
>>9547
Attaches kunai to whip.
Makes whip-knife.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9549
9551
Did i miss the game?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9550
>>9548
>there are two parts to the rope-dart
>the rope
>the dart
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9551
>>9549
No. We are waiting for GM to-
>>9548
>GetOverHere.gif
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9552
9553
vonwong-inspired-by-fire-1.jpg
>>9548
>Tracy suddenly feels much more attuned to using the whip now that it is part knife.
>she practices some more
>she tries cracking the whip
>WowSoEdgy.jpg
>She then attempts grappling small objects
>not so easy
>tries to grapple branch
>it gets stuck
>yanks on chain
>it's fucking stuck
>yanks with all her might
>'Get Over Here!'
>branch cleaves loose and lands at her hooves
>Wicked smile
>practices grabbing various small objects with the whipknife
>is getting good at it
>OMCUinicornsBtfo.webm
It takes Concentration, but it works
>All the while she's charging her Ki, waiting for The Game to begin

Irrelevant shitty videos, because I'm bored:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAgUzbhlMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXU01cuWyx8
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9553
9554 9556
>>9552
tracy show me how to do that?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9554
9556 9557
>>9553
She's very far away from you
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9555
9556
Sheesh
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9556
>>9553
See >>9554
It wouldn't be bad if you were to meet her on this mission though, since it'll fit your character's creed, eventually.
>>9555
Checked.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9557
1505873341636-0.jpg
>>9554
it goes without saying that, that comes later.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9558
9559
>>9542
You assume that exploring changes my plan
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9559
9564
maxresdefault (1).jpg
>>9558
Oh I was just making fun of >>9541

Also, Trumpaladin goes to Sechs, or whoever is relevant, to ask which cities are near in in relations with Port Barry
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9560
9561 9562 9563
>>9545
infernuis planned to look for the missing jews this episode.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9561
>>9560


(Boop)
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9562
9567
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
>>9560
Well this is problematic. I was going to open up relations with a new city/localitiy, and determine if they needed overthrowing/annexation, could vassalized, or were open to prosthelytization
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9563
>>9560
This.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9564
9565
>>9559
"Well, nearby there's Pip although there's not much to see there. A good ways beyond you'll find a split. One road leads to Cardishore, another road leads to Sparinetar, and another road that leads to the Gnome city of Krenshallgramellervenciatus, tho most just just call it Krenshall.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9565
9568
>>9564
"What is there of note about Cardishore or Sparinetar?"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9566
9573
>>9527
>>9523

Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9567
9569
>>9562
ill help you bring the other towns democracy.