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Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
>>9154*looks up at the sky and gazes at the stars*
*charges ki*>>9159Oh don't make that face. You've been even more of a nark than Trump himself.
>>9161>>9162It's been lovely playing with you, too
>>9163NO
YOU ARE NOT BANNING ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>9158"Pass, I'm immune to base impurities."
>>9165>it's been lovely playing with you, too>smug ass hoersYou know what I mean Trump
>>9164Plz tell me ur not Creeper
>>9161Didn't you join the game literally to troll me?
cries inside>>9167No I don't
>>9170???????????
>>9171I retract my former statements
Exept calling you a pompous ass
>>9172Nevermind, you made the "UR NOT BANNING" comment right after I kicked a troll from the stream.
>>9173>stream?Also, I meant you where going to ban me for calling you an ass
Sounds like a yuge missunderstanding
>>9180>>9179????
Neither of you are site staff
>>9180No, I meant the rule. I'm trying not to samefag, but I guess its inevitable.
>>9181That doesn't mean I'm not awesome,... ^_~
>>9178>*checks the rules like the faggot nerd he is*>0-4: 'people talking'Looks like no drawbacks on Listen checks.
>>9184You experience a ringing in your ears that makes it difficult to hear.
>tfw you've written well over a 1000 words to tell your character's life story, you know you're not even halfway done, and you don't know if it's worth finishing
>>9186Maybe some gentle words of encouragement
Do it you fucking faggot, don't leave us hanging
Take your time Flashy, no need to prematurely ejaculate
>>9185Am i at the football field yet?
>>9191Yes
>>9175Whatever brought you here (and not just you) I'm glad you came
>>9192Nevermind.
>>9143What does Tracy see down the road?
>>9193Why, thank you. It's been fun.
>>9194The trail heads north where it splits. One road heads west/sw, another continues north, and another veers to the east.
>>9198How did Lenos reppond oo.my request
>I should probally join the rest of you faggots, shouldn't I?
>>9192Might I suggest colored IDs?
>>9199Sorry, I missed the request. What was it again? Also, Tracy's just exploring right now, nothing exciting will happen at this point
The stadium appears sort of like the roman Colosseum, not so much in it's architectural similarities - though to be sure, the buildings are similar in their gargantuan size - but in the feeling of walking into ruins, with all seating sections empty, less than half the structure built, and only naked concrete piercing the sky. In front of you is the field itself - not well kept grass, but mostly dirt with bits of grass on it, and chalk laid out for practice sessions. At the end of the field, nearer the more relatively completed side of the stadium you see him - a six foot man sitting down in a fold out chair with both hands together in a sort of triangle, resting on his knees. A very serious look on his face
N/M, found it.
"Sure, gimme."
<tink tink tink>
Here ya go.
2 cold iron hatchets (masterwork +1)
>9203
I guess I try and find the others
Thanks Lenos
[3d20 = 39]>>9198Search and Listen for clues to where the caravan may have gone by. Use the hoers's Scent ability while I'm at it.
Do I need to make a Survival check in order to use the Track skill in this instance?
>>9204You're more than the full 300 yards of the field by the time you begin your approach to him. In front of you are large men in pads and red uniforms. Their uniforms bare the name "GENERALS" with various numbers, and you think for a moment you can recognize a face or two. They pay you no mind, perhaps they're used to seeing strangers walk past them and towards the man at the end of the field. You walk past them and off to the side as they do various different plays and practices for a long season ahead.
By all logic, the man at the end of the field should have seen you approach, as you were immediately in front of his field of view. You notice, looking into his eyes, rarely blinking, that neither is he watching the players, as his eyes do not move and respond to the players as they move about in front of him, but remain fixed on some nothingness far off in the distance. There's a sort of sadness in them. He doesn't notice either, or at least, he does not respond, when you approach to his left.
>>9207The road is littered with old and new tracks. Some horses, some wheels. It is impossible to determine who/what went where. This crossroads seems to connect several areas that have high traffic.
>>9210*walks down the middle path*
>>9209Its been awhile eh Donnie?
>>9212You're just not going to give me a break are you?
>>9214Well, it's up to you, I guess..
Pls continue
>>9215You reach a sign. It says "Under Construction: Try again Friday Xp"
>>9213Your words seem to catch him off guard. He stands up from the seat, and you can see quickly that he really is a massive man when he stands up, wearing a formal business suit.
"Oh I'm sorry," he says, a friendliness coming to his voice, though you have to wonder if it is a genuine friendliness, "I wasn't expecting a visit from any of the townspeople." He looks at you for a moment, smiling, though the smile starts to recede. "I'm sorry but I'm not sure I recall your name. You look familiar"
>>9215I'll happily have Thez <whooof> you there first thing Friday if you prefer, but I'm about to turn in for the night and the city to the north is significant. I don't want to ass my way into it.
>>9219The city will need a Football team
No really, you can't have a season without many teams to play against each other
>>9217I place a bottle of BrainForce in your hand, its me Alex jones. Its nice seeing a familiar face donald.
>>9221ALL cities need Football, why do you think Thez
willingly let you take possession of her ducats?
>>9216*steal the sign, because fuck society*
>last survival check was 19Tracy decides to turn in for the night. She makes her way off to a clearing near the side of the road, builds a small cuckshed out of sticks, and lays down for the night.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to those robot bodies?"Hey wait a minute, what happened to those robot bodies?!" Thez exclaims from inside the Sticky Wicket.
>>9224W/ a 19 and how lightly Tracy sleeps, she'll be fine.
Alright, I'm switching to phone-posting. Post any questions or comments if you got 'em.
>>9222As you place the Brain Force into Trump's extended palm his expression changes, as if you placed a new interest - a new vigor - into his whole demeanor, and his eyes light up with disbelief.
"Alex... Alex Jones?" He looks at you. "Water Filters?" Once again "Revealer of dark truths?" "I watched so many of your programs those months in the hospital." "Tell me, where did you come from?"
[s[This is Trump trying to confirm that you come from the same dimension
Maybe this should wait until I've written his back story, since it details his life? But I should warn that Trumpaladin is not actually Donald J Trump, who is a folk hero, or a mythical figure in his realm>>9225"The Bitch stole them." Trump communicates telepathically. "You know which one I'm talking about"
>>9228Perhaps Trump is a reincarnation of DJT?
>>9227How can I counter-act a track check through stealth? Can I throw creatures off my trail with the hide and/or survival checks?
>tfw it never actually succeeded a track check, but it's been following you through two towns now
>>9228Yea brother its me "the humble water filter salesman" the Globalist finally got to me, and you know where i come from trump i mean you are the president of the country after all.
We can continue another time if you want.
>>9233It's been trying, that's for sure (4 me also irl and online). Give yourself some credit though. The ability to create is a
the function of will.
>>9232That would be a modified disguise/bluff check I think
>>9236Thats sounds like a good idea.
>>9240You underestimate my ability to abuse someone else's OC without remorse...
You're correct though. She won't change. She'll just find her own way to fulfill the family role she wants to be a part of.Traditional social roles make life meaningful. Be it as a member of family or a part of a community. All social mammals find themselves looking for others to live for. Part of life is discovering the roll in society you need to fill and faithfully growing as a person to accommodate that responsibility to the best of your ability.
>>9241Oh good, I needed a way for Trumpaladin to be his own character with his own story, not be over powered, and most importantly, for his story to be compatible with Tracy's story and her interactions with him. This path of course leaves it open that Trumpaladin knew Alex, that Alex knew DJT, or that Alex knew both DJT and Trumpaladin, but Trumpaladin and DJT are not the same, and the later came after the former long enough for the latter to never know the former
>>9244Claim your waifu, July 4 edition
>>9245Aj thinks that you are DJT, i don't come from the same universe as you.
>>9249Thanks. Trying to get into the story and jargon used. Plan is to join the ride when I have a little better grasp on all that is going on (and how it is going on).
>>9248That can work as well. That just leaves the question of the status of Alex jones in Trumpaladin's world. Also, I think it would be funniest if Alex never realizes that Trumpaladin is not DJT
>>9252Thats what i was going for.
>>9251Its going pretty good so far,Thanks for asking. Have you ever played D&D before?
>>9254If you're going to have a character that's obsessed with another, who acts like she has known him for a while, and who only ever calls him by a name he never goes by, it makes sense that they have actually known each other
>>9255Only played a couple of times (real D&D) so don't have the biggest grasp. But I have a rudimentary knowledge from RPG PC games based on D&D rules.
>didn't know to many people growing up, or today for that matter>>9256Will do! Have to think about class and name and all that (and find what I have to choose from)