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Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
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>>9251Welcome to the Ride, Nordbro.
A lot of the players haven't RP'd before, so it's pretty relaxed on the rules and gameplay. GM based part of his stuff off of 3.5e DnD, but you don't have to know shit to play. It's 90% memes anyway.
>>9260Nice, then I should be able to survive here. If my imagination don't fail me.
>>9261We need more diversity(in flags) anyway.
>>9262Will construct a character when I wake up (after I go to sleep in a while) and hopefully join tomorrow.
>assuming I have come up with something to then >>9261If you try to get in the way of Tracy's marriage, she will unironmically attack your character with intent to kill.
This is not a joke. I wouldn't want to have to eliminate a player early-on, so don't interfere.
>>9263You should definitely get in the way of Tracy's delusions
>>9265I will do my best. But tell Tracy that overly happy people (ref Our Town) and overly clingy girls/mares can be and often is off putting and makes people think there is something wrong. So unless Tracy wants to become like Annie Wilkes in Misery a bit more tact is called for.
>>9266Tracy scares me to be honest,
but I will try to help out as much as I can or dare.
>>9270Tracy has been getting disillusioned by all the activity in Port Barry and character-character interactions, and has decided to bide her time and rethink her life plan. For now, she's going to skulk off by herself and see what she can accomplish on her own.
Don't worry though. She's cooking up something fierce.
>>9272Wait. What's her new plan. What was her life plan before?
>>9273>Asking for spoilersI'll give you minimal, conservative replies:
>What's her new plan.In the very short term, learning the land and its inhabitants, and maybe coming back with that treasure (this will encompass her local Knowledge and Gather Information Skills)
>What was her life plan before?Muh traditional marriage
>>9274You're all dead meat now! Everything is ruined! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >>9275Like I said in the second thread. She was going from town to town, tracking your bounties, with the intent to find you, finish the wedding ceremony, and escape humbly with you to a track of land that she bought-up in the far Western region of Equestria.
>>9279But on a serious note, welcome to the ride.What kind of character were you thinking of playing as?
>>9280Thanks. I have to admit I haven't looked too closely into what types there is to choose from, and what I think would be fun to play as.
>trying not to do a standard Berserker run in Diablo II >>9280You're not taking my Norwegian
>>9281Berserker is good. I gave up on being the barbarian (but will probably try to fill that niche next chance Tracy gets the opportunity to go full rage mode and eat the organs of her enemies), so it'd be nice to have another chaotic character (been trying to fill the role all by myself mostly, there's Infernius and Trollestia, but the bull is a white knight, and I'd rather avoid meeting the unicorn) to spice things up.
>>9283But Inferius's White Knighty-ness is exactly the expression of chaotic that is needed. Whereas Trump is entirely purpose driven and consequentialist, generally ignoring anything that does not serve his understanding of the Greater Good, Inferius sees doing good as a matter of doing good in small acts of kindness to those around him. Its'[s a great way to have two characters both serve good to the point of being obnoxious, but also have them regularly opposed on what course of action to take
>>9283me black knight you twat.
>>9261Imagination and humor are really the only requirements. Welcome to the Mixed Nuts. ^_^
>>9284I didn't say it was bad at all.
>Part of the game infiltrated into my dreams
And that's the sign it's time to stop
>>9299thats the only one ive found like that unfortunately.
>>9297/tg/ screenshots, because why not?
>>9302but for real tough who is kirk?
>>9303For some reason, Infernius just caught fire.
>>9308"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>9311me rather have frogs legs
>>9309This bull is on FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!
>>9318i wish i would have known about the cancer mage when i was making my character.
>>9320I would never have allowed it
>>9321ah come on man, its not THAT broken.
>>9322e_e
Not without an equally ridiculous handicap
How do you prestige class?
>>9324you need to have the requirements for the class.
>>9323what handicap would you give?
>>9327thats up to the gm i think. im not sure if there is a limit or not.
>>9327As many as one qualifies for, assuming sufficient experience and qualifications. Some are contrary however; you're not going to have a Dwarven Defender Assassin for example.
>>9326I would have to think long and hard, but the short version is "No".
>>9330to clarify i dont want to be one. i was just wondering tbh.
>>9329Do I have the requirements for Assassin?
Also, is it possible to gain feats?
>>9332I'm glad you asked. Everyone has retroactive feats. I've been waiting for someone to ask. Everyone has 5 to select.
I've been waiting for someone to ask. ^_~
>>9334what versions can we select from? could we pick from other games like pathfinder?
>>9337I don't know pathfinder so I'd have to read up on whatever it is first, but I don't see why not
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:About_Feats It's funny, there were points during which I had planned for my character to burn down houses in port barry, the jibbernigger tree, and even the forest, for no other reason than that she wanted to, but other priorities kept getting in the way (i.e. marriage)... If shw were to
*crafts potion*
If she were to set something alight for no other reason than to watch it burn, she could become a psychokinesist, with a bit of tampering. It'd also account for the new malevolent Nightmare instincts she gained.
>>9334If I take Improved Sunder, will Tracy's Nightmare form be able to class as a blackguard
of divegrass?
Also, most character classes get a bonus feat
>>9339Close, except she hasn't had a positive contact with a summoned outsider. Though,... Thez is an outsider, so yeah, I guess so.
>>9341Thez is exactly what I was thinking of.
You'd also need Cleave and Power Attack
>>9341i can take psion feats right?
>>9339Those who attack Port Barry hang
>>9348this, i feel really invested in port barry.
>>9347>Prestige class gained!Great. Now what does it mean to "kill someone for no other reason than to join the assassins."? Do bounties count? I implied that Tracy working from hit to hit as a bounty hunter as she searched for her husband's trail, in the second thread I think: Would do again.
>>9348That was before I realized they were all just nice people instead of just a bunch of pirates who worked for Jews (like, 15 minutes later).
>>9349That was part of the reason, desu. She was jealous. >>9350Hold your hoerses, you need to gain a level first
>>9350kill some one for no reason.
>do bounty>get paid >>9350Also, think "perform a hit-job"
>>9350Why would there be a bounty on a person at the same time as he is on the Federal Government's payroll?
Also, Trump needs to do some exploring soon. His Generals need another team to play against
Is Fae qualified to do missionary work/coach?
>>9354It was a private bounty. Several, actually.
You guys are really gonna make me turn up the volume on these fights aren't you.
>>9355Isn't Fae still tracking Tracy in the North?
I've been waiting for the right oppertunity to get rid of her for good.