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Nut Bread
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
505 replies and 132 files omitted.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9470
9471 9480
>>9467
Holy shit, someone just straight-up and asked. I thought never,...
Raw stats:
Str 18 +2 =20
Dex 11 -2 =9
Con 15 +1 =16
Intelligence 11 -1 =10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Raw + Racial
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9471
9472
>>9470
why is my int not in the teens?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9472
9473
>>9471
Why would it be? o_O
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9473
9474
>>9472
because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9474
9475
>>9473
I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9475
9476
>>9474
>it was just a meme.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9476
9478
>>9475
>ditto
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9478
9479
>>9460
>>9476
Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Construct
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff
>these are the real globalist fighter feats


Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9479
>>9478
Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9480
9481
>>9458
>reee-ing
>>9469
I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek
>>9470
GM, can I have stats too?

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9481
9482 9483 9490 9493
>>9480
I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9482
9484
1499578633484.png
>>9481
>jej 9 str
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9483
9485 9486
r_590222_3Ft8m.jpg
>>9481
>Pic related
I know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
Weapon skills?
Help
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9484
9486
>>9482
"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9485
9486
1506839857812.png
>>9483
martial skill= swing sword gud.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9486
9487
>>9483
>>9484
>>9485
every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9487
9488
>>9486
Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9488
>>9487
so.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9489
9491 9546 9615
>>9469
>>9466
He should make a pact with Trollestia after showing her his rare Pepe collection (I'd assumed her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling, so I think she'd be impressed by his shitposting tombs). They both have Chaotic good allignment, so they could become more powerful together. Torquil, could fulfill his mission to study memetephysics, and Trollestia could use him as an agent to spread her word under the domain of Trolling. Then, one of the two could use their new knowledge-related feats to prestige class as Arcane Trickster or Lormaster, allowing the duo to attain a greater level of shitposting.
I ship the two.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9490
9492
>>9481
Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.
That's just my opinion though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9491
>>9489
>now headcannon.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9492
9494 9615
>>9490
So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
S 11
D 14
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 13
Cha 11
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
Anonymous
S77Ge
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No.9493
9495 9615
a8549171914919dfdbd356f96cd78e07--walking-canes-walking-sticks.jpg
>>9481
>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…
>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET arms
His character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9494
9495 9497
>>9492
so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9495
9496 9498
>>9494
You've already got a fly, what more do you want?
>>9493
A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9496
9501
>>9495
does the fly breath fire?
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9497
9498
>>9494
What about Ponimaru?
Didn't GM bring him back to life just so that infernius would have a mount?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9498
9503
>>9497
>>9495
i like to have a backlog of mounts.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9499
9500
image.jpeg
So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9500
Montana_Class.png
>>9499
>not choosing the Superior montana class
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9501
9502
>>9496
No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9502
9505
>>9501
utachit is best mount
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9503
9504
Blank _39953266b806cce47bf7bd77472fb425.gif
>>9498
>Backlog of mounts
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9504
1492889256041.jpg
>>9503

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9505
9506 9507
>>9502
It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9506
9509
>>9505
i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9507
9508
>>9505
That's actually pretty neat

Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9508
>>9507
She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9509
>>9506
The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9510
9511 9512
Spoilered
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9511
9513
>>9510
But she's walking down a road way away from town.

And don't you dare make anything like pic related
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9512
9513 9522
>>9510
There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9513
9514 9515
>>9511
>she's walking down a road
She made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.
>>9512
>on the road
So, no?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9514
9516
>>9513
But how much time has passed in the game?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9515
1pink.gif
>>9513
Correct. Plan ahead. Xp
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9516
>>9514
I just took it from the "Try again Friday Xp" joke, that Tracy's journey would've taken awhile, so she would've made camp at some point (due to her interactions with generalfags on /mlp/, she's an excellent cuckshed-builder).
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9517
GM, depending upon how much time has passed within the game, I would like the following interactions to take place or have taken place within the game involving Trumpaladin.
1. Taking possession of one of the rat buildings, and beginning the process of converting it into a privately owned grill
2. Meet with Sechs of relevant representatives about a levy on the town's population to create a standing army, as well as whether this may be organized as belonging to the town, or as a new Military Order for Football
3. Meet with Sechs or relevant representatives to ask about the other towns and cities on the planet - what their status is, where they are, and so forth.

This latter most action should be played out, but all should be completed prior to the beginning of the new expedition.

Also, a check on the progress of conversion to Football is necessary
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9518
9519
Tracy pretends to be summoning Sinisa Mihailovic, for the 6 gorillionth time, just to piss-off Fae when she saw she was about to fall asleep.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9519
9520
>>9518
No way. Fae is lawful good, and therefore understands the beauty of jurisdiction - that most beautiful of requirements by which even the severest of problems may be taken out from the stack of the inbox, and gleefully resigned to "not my problem"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9520
9521 9524
>>9519
> jurisdiction
What was that.

Also, when did the cat stop following her? That actually changes what I'm going to do tonight. At what point would she have left?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9521
>>9520
that?*
What 'jurisdiction' were you referring to?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9522
9525
>>9512
>Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
That's actually quite the powerful mechanic.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9523
9525 9566
What's the least bullshit way for me to have Tracy develop her Wilder powers?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9524
9526 9527
>>9520
Fae was assigned to determine where the money was buried, if Tracy was up to any sketchy shit, and if she was going to harm anyone or anything Trumpaladin didn't want her to. But Tracy is now far away from where the money would likely have been buried (I believe she's never been in this area before, so it couldn't have been here). And not only is she far from Port Barry, it doesn't look like she intends to return. She could be leaving to join the enemy, but there's nothing Fae can do about that on her own. So the logical conclusion is to go back to the city, report findings, and stay watch on the eastern walls in case Tracy returns.

When would she have left? Probably after Tracy completed her flight training and went down the road, or at least after she had that encounter with the store owner that was a little reminiscent of this scene from No Country For Old Men https://youtu.be/BqMdQBox15s
The reason is that's about the time she would have determined Tracy intended to leave
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9525
>>9522
I'm sure I said something to that effect at some point
>>9523
Wait a sec tbh
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9526
9529 9530
>>9524
Whenever you decide to recall Fae, she will be dryly happy to report that Tracy was most diplomatic and proper in all the circumstances she presented herself in. There is no threat from Soros.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9527
9529 9566
>>9524
Fair enough of an action plan, on Fae's part.
>the enemy
Who?
>watch on the eastern walls
>Implying a classless kitty could out-roll her stealth checks
She went North, btw.

>Friday
Can Tracy get glimpse of the city yet?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9528
9547
Tracy practices throwing her kunai at a tree to kill time and train her Concentration
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9529
>>9526
Or she can say that Tracy did a lot weird ass shit involving lighting herself on fire and flying, followed by a scene like Anton Chigur and the gas station antendant

>>9527
A flaming, flying horse is the opposite of stealthy. And guards can be told to report any blue ponies coming through.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9530
9531
>>9526
Can Trump recall Fae or does FAE need to leave on her own initiative? Either way, her Daddy needs her elsewhere
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9531
9532
>>9530
You should be able to recall her for at least a mile's distance. Idk though..
To what point did you tell her to keep Tracking? Tracy hasn't attempted to throw Fae off of her trail yet, so any Tracking check could still be intact.
Empathetic link could've given your character the opportunity for mild communication within that mile's distance, and a Paladin's Mount, for that very reason, probably wouldn't pursue low-priority targets beyond that distance, unless given approval by the Paladin. Since Draggones aren't suited to flying more than 30 minutes, it's not far fetched to believe that she would've gotten tired pretty quickly and just reported back that she didn't really see very much of major concern, and reported back during the first night (she could track her pretty easily on foot, but would you?).

I just care because of my character-development plans. All those flowcharts getting activated at once last week makes it feel like I'm playing snakes and ladders.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9532
9533
>>9531
Her assignment was to see if Tract anything suspicious, committed crimes, or went to the location of the money. The bottom line is that Fae is useful in other roles, and the opportunity cost of keeping her on Tracy now outweighs the benefits of following her. She is need for other purposes. Tracy is a pretty high priority target, so there would have been approval to follow for a while if needed, but once Tracy showed she wasn't going to the money or going to kill anyone or burn down buildings in Port Barry, nor make any sort of communication to George Soros at least yet, she dropped down the priority list
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9533
9534
>>9532
Wish I'd known that last week, but noted.
>*erases 3 Bad Endings*
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9534
>>9533
Tracy is next week's problem, so far as Trunpaladin can tell. But THIS week's problem... That is what is on his mind. It is that for which he needs his missionary-mount, ever mindful of the the need to efficiently allocate resources
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9536
9537 9538

>tfw I gotta rewrite her emotional balance state to accommodate for the absence of the Dragonne's presence on the trail to the city
I'm going to have her hand-out soccer balls to children later, just to spite you for making me do all this math on my development theory.

Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9537
9539
>>9536
Which city? Because FAE isn't leaving the vicinity of Port Barry. Yet.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9538
9539
>>9536
Do it and I send you back to Hell right along with that Globalist plot masquaradung as a sport
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9539
9540
>>9537
The city in the North that GM won't let me explore yet, it would've been quite a few miles past Pit village
>>9538
It does fit the theme well.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9540
>>9539
GM can do what he wants, but most probably all players will converge on that city
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9541
9559
GM, did you have prior plans for that city that would get fucked-up by me having Tracy explore it? I could have her go back and do other stuff I wanted her to do.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9542
9543 9558
GM, prepare to get plans fucked up, because we are exploring somewhere in the next session
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9543
9545
NM2IY12.png
H49bKdJ.png
the_dungeon_master_by_moulinbleu-d61u428.jpg
1605698_1.jpg
>>9542
>telling the GM to prepare his anus and/or change his plan
You sure about that, m8?
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9545
9560
image.png
>>9543
>Forgetting there's an imbalance of power in my favor as well
When three separate players have affirmatively voiced a desire to go exploring, yes, yes I am
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9546
>>9489
Was I right to guess that Trollestia's Clerical domain was Trolling?
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9547
9548
>>9528
Now she tries swinging her whip.
VWZ3O
?
No.9548
9550 9551 9552
mkda-render11.jpg
>>9547
Attaches kunai to whip.
Makes whip-knife.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9549
9551
Did i miss the game?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9550
>>9548
>there are two parts to the rope-dart
>the rope
>the dart
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9551
>>9549
No. We are waiting for GM to-
>>9548
>GetOverHere.gif
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9552
9553
vonwong-inspired-by-fire-1.jpg
>>9548
>Tracy suddenly feels much more attuned to using the whip now that it is part knife.
>she practices some more
>she tries cracking the whip
>WowSoEdgy.jpg
>She then attempts grappling small objects
>not so easy
>tries to grapple branch
>it gets stuck
>yanks on chain
>it's fucking stuck
>yanks with all her might
>'Get Over Here!'
>branch cleaves loose and lands at her hooves
>Wicked smile
>practices grabbing various small objects with the whipknife
>is getting good at it
>OMCUinicornsBtfo.webm
It takes Concentration, but it works
>All the while she's charging her Ki, waiting for The Game to begin

Irrelevant shitty videos, because I'm bored:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAgUzbhlMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXU01cuWyx8
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9553
9554 9556
>>9552
tracy show me how to do that?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9554
9556 9557
>>9553
She's very far away from you
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9555
9556
Sheesh
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9556
>>9553
See >>9554
It wouldn't be bad if you were to meet her on this mission though, since it'll fit your character's creed, eventually.
>>9555
Checked.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9557
1505873341636-0.jpg
>>9554
it goes without saying that, that comes later.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9558
9559
>>9542
You assume that exploring changes my plan
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9559
9564
maxresdefault (1).jpg
>>9558
Oh I was just making fun of >>9541

Also, Trumpaladin goes to Sechs, or whoever is relevant, to ask which cities are near in in relations with Port Barry
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9560
9561 9562 9563
>>9545
infernuis planned to look for the missing jews this episode.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9561
>>9560


(Boop)
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9562
9567
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
>>9560
Well this is problematic. I was going to open up relations with a new city/localitiy, and determine if they needed overthrowing/annexation, could vassalized, or were open to prosthelytization
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9563
>>9560
This.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9564
9565
>>9559
"Well, nearby there's Pip although there's not much to see there. A good ways beyond you'll find a split. One road leads to Cardishore, another road leads to Sparinetar, and another road that leads to the Gnome city of Krenshallgramellervenciatus, tho most just just call it Krenshall.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9565
9568
>>9564
"What is there of note about Cardishore or Sparinetar?"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9566
9573
>>9527
>>9523

Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9567
9569
>>9562
ill help you bring the other towns democracy.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9568
9569
>>9565
"Never been to either, but from what I hear Sparinetar is a thriving industrial and technological city. I hear similar things about Cardishore, but,... I don't know, its a different kind of culture there."
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9569
9573
>>9567
Excellent. Inferius can do a jew search while Trumpaladin brings Freedom

>>9568
"How industrial? How Technological? What do you mean by 'a different kind of culture'?"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9570
9571 9573 9574
Can Tracy enter the city yet?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9571
9572
>>9570
Wait for everyone else goddamn it
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9572
9575 9576
>>9571
She's already like a week ahead of the group.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9573
9575
>>9566
The one to the north is Cardishore, and it looks like a large dome. Its actually a smaller domed building inside a large wall which from distance looks like a giant dome.
>>9569
High industrial, high tech. On what scale is Trump familiar?
>>9570
Sure
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9574
9578
>>9570
Rather, she can approach the gate.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9575
9577
>>9572
It's been like two or three days game time
>>9573
Modern America
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9576
9578
>>9572
Besides, we're travelling by a much, much faster means than walking
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9577
9579
>>9575
More tech, more industry. A little bit sci-fi then.
>>9575
Correct. The Denver Broncos have established themselves as a team of proper athletes, Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever) are coming along nicely as well. The stadium its self is the largest building that's been seen, almost the size of Port Barry its self.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9578
9580
>>9574
Tracy considers that walking through the streets as a talking hoers might draw too much attention.
*gets on hind legs (that's how she normally walks anyway*
>Disquise
Tracy pulls up her hood and drapes herself with her cape. At a distance, she appears like a short halfling or kender, and like a small beastman up close.
She approachs the City dome slowly.

>>9576
>Dragonne fly speed: 30 ft (40 with the class bonus)
Tracy could walk faster.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9579
9580
>>9577
Did you think he would fly on the Dragonne when there is an even better option?
>>9577
>Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever)
In the early 1980s, Donald J. Trump owned a football team of the now defunct United States Football League that was named "The New Jersey Generals," that played in Giants Stadium.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9580
9581 9582
>>9578
You're far enough away still to disguise and stealth (cuz disguise is part of stealth).
>>9579
Of course he did. What 'better option' do you mean?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9581
9585
>>9580
Use the vehicle that was designed for this purpose. The floating Trump Tower itself
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9582
9583 9585
>>9580
>Arrives at gate
What's the castle guard look like?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9583
9584
>>9582
city guard*
VWZ3O
?
No.9584
[3d20 = 42]
>>9583
Also, roll to Listen, Spot, and Search
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9585
9586 9587
>>9582
They wear very neat uniforms, with several weapons at their belts, and communication devices that they frequently exchange information from/with.
>>9581
And here I thought everyone forgot that the building moves.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9586
9588 9591
>>9585
>doesn't look good
Tracy approaches cautiously, inspecting the rigid-looking guards.
The gate is shut, I suppose?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9587
9589
>>9585
I remembered, it's just that I wanted to stay in character.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9588
9590
>>9586
Yes, and there is a very long line outside the gate, which continues just inside the gate. Like, the gate is really just a checkpoint for a guard to look at you and then nod you inside where the line continues about 6' in.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9589
9591
>>9587
>Arguing over D&D mechanics is staying in character as Tracy Cage
What
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9590
>>9588
>Tight immigration control
I'm liking these people so far
VWZ3O
?
No.9591
9592 9598
[2d20 = 9]
>>9586
Sense Motive
What kind of checks are they looking for?
Has anyone passed through recently?
Spot to read lips
>>9589
DnD mechanics
Where did I mention that? I didn't think she'd just take to the controls and move the whole crystal, like she owned the place.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9592
9593 9594
>>9591
What a shitty roll...
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9593
>>9592
yea..
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9594
9595 9598
>>9592
They don't appear to be checking for anything in particular, more checking everyone entering. The guard makes a few notes on a stack of paper on a clipboard with each person entering. A little further in is another guard who asks a few questions. They're slightly out of hearing range.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9595
>>9594
This is the only visible way in right?

Fuck it, I don't feel like being the rogue that finds her way in through the sewer before asking.

*walks up to gate*
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9596
9600
There's a good 50 people in front of you in line, and they don't appear to appreciate the idea of you cutting in line.
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9597
9598 9599
I cant join you guys tonight, ive got a stacy to fuck.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9598
9601
>>9594
>>9591
They are checking IDs as a security measure, aren't they?
>>9597
Uh... okay?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9599
John Elway Denver Broncos v New England Patriots -6oiDIdMl_Nl.jpg
>>9597
>nazi horsefucker
>stacy
I'm not saying its not true, but you'll pardon my skepticism. Go forth and damage the pussy
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9600
9602 9603 9604
>>9596
Tracy's anger festers as she waits patiently and Lawfully to slowly get into the gate.
In the time being, she uses her superior pony senses to eavesdrop on everyone's conversations and gather information about the gatecheck and the city.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9601
>>9598
Not just, but that appears to be part of the process.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9602
9607
>>9600
>Lawfully
You got a visa, little pony?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9603
9605
>>9600
The conversations are many and varied, and don't appear to have a common theme (or any theme at all really). The clothing of the people in line varies across all sorts of cultural lines (most of which you're entirely unfamiliar). Some in line are talkative and loud, while others are quiet and reserved. Everyone seems to be attempting to occupy themselves, but all are just a little irritated at having to wait.
VWZ3O
?
No.9604
[3d20 = 29]
>>9600
Also, sense motive while she's at it.
What is everyone so eager to enter the city for?
>Listen+Spot(read lips)+Sense Motive
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9605
9606
>>9603
Who's immediately in front of Tracy?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9606
9609
>>9605
There's all kinds, though more are on the high-charisma side of the scale.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9607
9608
>>9602
So am I to assume you are wanting Lenos to fly the Tower north?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9608
>>9607
Of Course
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9609
9610
>>9606
I meant like right in front of her.
Does he/she/it look bored enough to make small talk?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9610
9613
>>9609
You're welcome to try. Even those who are talking to one another appear passive aggressive in the least, especially the more talkative ones.
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9611
9612
I dont feel like reading, can someone tldr me?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9612
9614
>>9611
Tracy is waiting in line for a sports game or something like that, while Trump is waiting for a flight
VWZ3O
?
No.9613
9631
[3d20 = 39]
>>9610
Diplomacy check
Add some profession and perform to look like she's got something interesting to offer.
>still don't know what the first guy looks like, so I'm not sure how to address him
>'Hello?'
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9614
9617
>>9612
so is infernuis.
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9615
9616 9617
>>9489
>my shitty OC is getting shipped
I wish I could say this is the wierdest thing to happen to me today
>>9492
Okay, I get this
>>9493
I actually own a claymore style dagger, so maybe we could oork with a claymore dagger for Torc?


Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9616
9618
>>9615
Post pics.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9617
9618 9619 9620
Waiting.jpg
>>9614
Take a seat with me Inferius. Anything you want to talk about as we wait?
>>9615
Come sit with us!
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9618
9619 9623 9628 9629
IMG_20171020_222646531.jpg
>>9616
>Pic related, $2 bill for scale
>>9617
>Sits
g0/ci
?
No.9619
9622
[1d20 = 6]
>>9618
>>9617
Roll for detection
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9620
9625 9628
>>9617
infernuis sorry for opposing you so much, me want you to know me friend and me stop at nothing to protect friends.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9621
9623 9624
5a51eb_6239205.jpg
Tracy approves of your edge.
GM, please let him have it.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9622
9625
image.jpeg
>>9619
While waiting, Trumpaladin spots a guy weirdly dressed as a lizard
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9623
9626
>>9621
meant for
>>9618

Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9624
>>9621
>meme stolen
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9625
>>9620
"D'aww"
*hugs cow*
"Let's go spread the word of the stonewell and Football together
>>9622
Trumpaladin could only take a sideways picture of the lizard man
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9626
9627
>>9623
You are the last person to be calling others edgy
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9627
>>9626
I meant she approves of your blade.
Watch out, she might steal it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9628
>>9620
this go for torc too, since you help me protect thez.
>>9618

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9629
9634
>>9618
Sure, I recommend a wrist-sheath.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9630
9632
What is he doing (2).png
Trumpaladin silently wonders to himself, "what is that man dressed for? Is it a birthday party? Did he just want to be silly?" As he waits for Lenos to begin the process of taking the party to Charybdisville or whatever it was called

Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9631
9633
>>9613
GM, after this check, could we fast forward and get to the gate, so that Tracy has some time to gather information?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9632
9635 9636
>>9630
As Tracy and... Infernius stand in line, Trump tower slowly floats in the direction of the city, to the amazement of those in line.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9633
>>9631
Already on it
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9634
>>9629
Works for me.
Y'all just be glad I didn't choose a katana
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9635
>>9632
>As Tracy and… Infernius stand in line
Wait, when did he get there?
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9636
9637
>>9632
im with trump...
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9637
>>9636
I'm with them
>bread is reaching critical posts
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9638
9640
aab0c7cda9bca8db07de7d895340e340--types-of-animals-major-airlines.jpg
Great! Now we just have to wait until boarding
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9639
Horse.png
>tfw it's open seeting, but there's an order to who is allowed to get on the flight when, and the Tickets the government bought for you have you getting on last or almost last on a completely full aircraft on all three flights, so you have to sit in the very last row, the very front row, or some middle seat
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9640
9642
>>9638
i notice that hores is not pastel colored.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9641
9642
Tracy begins crafting futbols as she waits, her ki fully charged
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9642
9643 9644
0a886c_6321413.jpg
maxresdefault (4).jpg
maxresdefault (5).jpg
maxresdefault (3).jpg
maxresdefault (2).jpg
>>9640
Does this help?
>>9641
I swear to God I will go Exterminatus on you if you dare even speak of Association Football again
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9643
>>9642
very much.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9644
9645
>>9642
She gained Archane Knowledge through her nightmare transformation: she's been having visions that make her vaguely aware of frightening magical powers in the truncated orbs.
It'll only be of significance in a handful of chaotic paths though. Not likely (yet).

Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9645
9646 9648
>>9644
>Chaotic
Evil. Pure Evil. It's a siren song designed to lure patriots away from the love of country, and replace it with riots over a stupid ball game. It's a Globalist plot, and Trumpaladin knows this
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9646
9647
>>9645
Then you'd better help her be a patriot.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9647
69141818c7188d52206f8aced802f559--airports-commercial-interiors.jpg
*waits*
>>9646
Then she better take the opportunities given to her
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9648
9651 9653
>>9645
to be chaotic is to love.
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9649
9651
>continues to sit at airport
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9650
Nu bread when?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9651
9652
>>9648
"Then I can say all the more firmly that *shudders as he says it* Association Football *withholds vomit* is not chaos, but something else. Darker. More evil"
>>9649
>Looks for plug to use for charger, but there isn't one
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9652
9654 9655
>>9651
>pulls out meme notebook
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9653
>>9648
This
Tracy's character in her normal form at this state is Chaotic Neutral.
The truncated icosahedrons, however, are Lawful Evil.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9654
9657
>>9652
"better hide that from..." *glances over at Inferius* "He'll steal your memes" Trumpaladin whispers to Torucil

>Blog posts on chan site
/1L9r
?
No.9655
9657 9658
[1d20 = 3]
>>9652
roll to watch him flip through covertly so i can steal his memes
cc189
?
No.9656
[1d20 = 11]
Roll to check for new email in the 3 minutes since I last checked it
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9657
>>9654
>hides book
>>9655
TOP KEK
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9658
9660
>>9655
>cleric stealing
I'm the rogue. Stay to your domain.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9659
9662
Tracy suppresses the urge to go on a killing spree after having waited in line for an hour.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9660
9661 9665
>>9658
memes arent real property
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9661
9666
>>9660
>hippity hoopity there is no property
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9662
9664
>>9659
You finally reach the first guard.
"Name?" He completely disregardingly asks.

Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9663
>WtfKindOfNameDoIUse?
"Ugh... T. Sentry."
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9664
9665 9670
>>9662
Calling to board section A???
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9665
9667
>>9660
Infernius should focus on praying to his lord to gain greater faith powers, instead of stealing spells from a different domain.
>>9664
">whythefucknot?
"Yes."
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9666
9668
>>9661
property exists but memes dont fall into that category.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9667
9670
>>9665
Checks Ticket.
Section C
Fuck me
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9668
9671 9676
>>9666
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9670
>>9664
>>9667
I thought you were GM for a moment...!
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9671
>>9668
>trips confirm
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9672
Next bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/9669.html
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9676
>>9668
You should buy some chicken and make chicken tendies to sacrifice to Kek.