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Nut Bread
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
600 replies and 152 files omitted.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9568
9569
>>9565
"Never been to either, but from what I hear Sparinetar is a thriving industrial and technological city. I hear similar things about Cardishore, but,... I don't know, its a different kind of culture there."
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9569
9573
>>9567
Excellent. Inferius can do a jew search while Trumpaladin brings Freedom

>>9568
"How industrial? How Technological? What do you mean by 'a different kind of culture'?"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9570
9571 9573 9574
Can Tracy enter the city yet?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9571
9572
>>9570
Wait for everyone else goddamn it
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9572
9575 9576
>>9571
She's already like a week ahead of the group.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9573
9575
>>9566
The one to the north is Cardishore, and it looks like a large dome. Its actually a smaller domed building inside a large wall which from distance looks like a giant dome.
>>9569
High industrial, high tech. On what scale is Trump familiar?
>>9570
Sure
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9574
9578
>>9570
Rather, she can approach the gate.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9575
9577
>>9572
It's been like two or three days game time
>>9573
Modern America
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9576
9578
>>9572
Besides, we're travelling by a much, much faster means than walking
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9577
9579
>>9575
More tech, more industry. A little bit sci-fi then.
>>9575
Correct. The Denver Broncos have established themselves as a team of proper athletes, Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever) are coming along nicely as well. The stadium its self is the largest building that's been seen, almost the size of Port Barry its self.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9578
9580
>>9574
Tracy considers that walking through the streets as a talking hoers might draw too much attention.
*gets on hind legs (that's how she normally walks anyway*
>Disquise
Tracy pulls up her hood and drapes herself with her cape. At a distance, she appears like a short halfling or kender, and like a small beastman up close.
She approachs the City dome slowly.

>>9576
>Dragonne fly speed: 30 ft (40 with the class bonus)
Tracy could walk faster.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9579
9580
>>9577
Did you think he would fly on the Dragonne when there is an even better option?
>>9577
>Trump's Generals (I'm still not sure exactly where you're going with that, but whatever)
In the early 1980s, Donald J. Trump owned a football team of the now defunct United States Football League that was named "The New Jersey Generals," that played in Giants Stadium.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9580
9581 9582
>>9578
You're far enough away still to disguise and stealth (cuz disguise is part of stealth).
>>9579
Of course he did. What 'better option' do you mean?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9581
9585
>>9580
Use the vehicle that was designed for this purpose. The floating Trump Tower itself
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9582
9583 9585
>>9580
>Arrives at gate
What's the castle guard look like?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9583
9584
>>9582
city guard*
VWZ3O
?
No.9584
[3d20 = 42]
>>9583
Also, roll to Listen, Spot, and Search
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9585
9586 9587
>>9582
They wear very neat uniforms, with several weapons at their belts, and communication devices that they frequently exchange information from/with.
>>9581
And here I thought everyone forgot that the building moves.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9586
9588 9591
>>9585
>doesn't look good
Tracy approaches cautiously, inspecting the rigid-looking guards.
The gate is shut, I suppose?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9587
9589
>>9585
I remembered, it's just that I wanted to stay in character.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9588
9590
>>9586
Yes, and there is a very long line outside the gate, which continues just inside the gate. Like, the gate is really just a checkpoint for a guard to look at you and then nod you inside where the line continues about 6' in.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9589
9591
>>9587
>Arguing over D&D mechanics is staying in character as Tracy Cage
What
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9590
>>9588
>Tight immigration control
I'm liking these people so far
VWZ3O
?
No.9591
9592 9598
[2d20 = 9]
>>9586
Sense Motive
What kind of checks are they looking for?
Has anyone passed through recently?
Spot to read lips
>>9589
DnD mechanics
Where did I mention that? I didn't think she'd just take to the controls and move the whole crystal, like she owned the place.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9592
9593 9594
>>9591
What a shitty roll...
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9593
>>9592
yea..
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9594
9595 9598
>>9592
They don't appear to be checking for anything in particular, more checking everyone entering. The guard makes a few notes on a stack of paper on a clipboard with each person entering. A little further in is another guard who asks a few questions. They're slightly out of hearing range.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9595
>>9594
This is the only visible way in right?

Fuck it, I don't feel like being the rogue that finds her way in through the sewer before asking.

*walks up to gate*
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9596
9600
There's a good 50 people in front of you in line, and they don't appear to appreciate the idea of you cutting in line.
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9597
9598 9599
I cant join you guys tonight, ive got a stacy to fuck.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9598
9601
>>9594
>>9591
They are checking IDs as a security measure, aren't they?
>>9597
Uh... okay?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9599
John Elway Denver Broncos v New England Patriots -6oiDIdMl_Nl.jpg
>>9597
>nazi horsefucker
>stacy
I'm not saying its not true, but you'll pardon my skepticism. Go forth and damage the pussy
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9600
9602 9603 9604
>>9596
Tracy's anger festers as she waits patiently and Lawfully to slowly get into the gate.
In the time being, she uses her superior pony senses to eavesdrop on everyone's conversations and gather information about the gatecheck and the city.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9601
>>9598
Not just, but that appears to be part of the process.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9602
9607
>>9600
>Lawfully
You got a visa, little pony?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9603
9605
>>9600
The conversations are many and varied, and don't appear to have a common theme (or any theme at all really). The clothing of the people in line varies across all sorts of cultural lines (most of which you're entirely unfamiliar). Some in line are talkative and loud, while others are quiet and reserved. Everyone seems to be attempting to occupy themselves, but all are just a little irritated at having to wait.
VWZ3O
?
No.9604
[3d20 = 29]
>>9600
Also, sense motive while she's at it.
What is everyone so eager to enter the city for?
>Listen+Spot(read lips)+Sense Motive
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9605
9606
>>9603
Who's immediately in front of Tracy?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9606
9609
>>9605
There's all kinds, though more are on the high-charisma side of the scale.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9607
9608
>>9602
So am I to assume you are wanting Lenos to fly the Tower north?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9608
>>9607
Of Course
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9609
9610
>>9606
I meant like right in front of her.
Does he/she/it look bored enough to make small talk?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9610
9613
>>9609
You're welcome to try. Even those who are talking to one another appear passive aggressive in the least, especially the more talkative ones.
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9611
9612
I dont feel like reading, can someone tldr me?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9612
9614
>>9611
Tracy is waiting in line for a sports game or something like that, while Trump is waiting for a flight
VWZ3O
?
No.9613
9631
[3d20 = 39]
>>9610
Diplomacy check
Add some profession and perform to look like she's got something interesting to offer.
>still don't know what the first guy looks like, so I'm not sure how to address him
>'Hello?'
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9614
9617
>>9612
so is infernuis.
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9615
9616 9617
>>9489
>my shitty OC is getting shipped
I wish I could say this is the wierdest thing to happen to me today
>>9492
Okay, I get this
>>9493
I actually own a claymore style dagger, so maybe we could oork with a claymore dagger for Torc?


Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9616
9618
>>9615
Post pics.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9617
9618 9619 9620
Waiting.jpg
>>9614
Take a seat with me Inferius. Anything you want to talk about as we wait?
>>9615
Come sit with us!
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9618
9619 9623 9628 9629
IMG_20171020_222646531.jpg
>>9616
>Pic related, $2 bill for scale
>>9617
>Sits
g0/ci
?
No.9619
9622
[1d20 = 6]
>>9618
>>9617
Roll for detection
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9620
9625 9628
>>9617
infernuis sorry for opposing you so much, me want you to know me friend and me stop at nothing to protect friends.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9621
9623 9624
5a51eb_6239205.jpg
Tracy approves of your edge.
GM, please let him have it.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9622
9625
image.jpeg
>>9619
While waiting, Trumpaladin spots a guy weirdly dressed as a lizard
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9623
9626
>>9621
meant for
>>9618

Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9624
>>9621
>meme stolen
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9625
>>9620
"D'aww"
*hugs cow*
"Let's go spread the word of the stonewell and Football together
>>9622
Trumpaladin could only take a sideways picture of the lizard man
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9626
9627
>>9623
You are the last person to be calling others edgy
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9627
>>9626
I meant she approves of your blade.
Watch out, she might steal it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9628
>>9620
this go for torc too, since you help me protect thez.
>>9618

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9629
9634
>>9618
Sure, I recommend a wrist-sheath.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9630
9632
What is he doing (2).png
Trumpaladin silently wonders to himself, "what is that man dressed for? Is it a birthday party? Did he just want to be silly?" As he waits for Lenos to begin the process of taking the party to Charybdisville or whatever it was called

Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9631
9633
>>9613
GM, after this check, could we fast forward and get to the gate, so that Tracy has some time to gather information?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9632
9635 9636
>>9630
As Tracy and... Infernius stand in line, Trump tower slowly floats in the direction of the city, to the amazement of those in line.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9633
>>9631
Already on it
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9634
>>9629
Works for me.
Y'all just be glad I didn't choose a katana
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9635
>>9632
>As Tracy and… Infernius stand in line
Wait, when did he get there?
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9636
9637
>>9632
im with trump...
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9637
>>9636
I'm with them
>bread is reaching critical posts
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9638
9640
aab0c7cda9bca8db07de7d895340e340--types-of-animals-major-airlines.jpg
Great! Now we just have to wait until boarding
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9639
Horse.png
>tfw it's open seeting, but there's an order to who is allowed to get on the flight when, and the Tickets the government bought for you have you getting on last or almost last on a completely full aircraft on all three flights, so you have to sit in the very last row, the very front row, or some middle seat
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9640
9642
>>9638
i notice that hores is not pastel colored.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9641
9642
Tracy begins crafting futbols as she waits, her ki fully charged
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9642
9643 9644
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maxresdefault (4).jpg
maxresdefault (5).jpg
maxresdefault (3).jpg
maxresdefault (2).jpg
>>9640
Does this help?
>>9641
I swear to God I will go Exterminatus on you if you dare even speak of Association Football again
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9643
>>9642
very much.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9644
9645
>>9642
She gained Archane Knowledge through her nightmare transformation: she's been having visions that make her vaguely aware of frightening magical powers in the truncated orbs.
It'll only be of significance in a handful of chaotic paths though. Not likely (yet).

Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9645
9646 9648
>>9644
>Chaotic
Evil. Pure Evil. It's a siren song designed to lure patriots away from the love of country, and replace it with riots over a stupid ball game. It's a Globalist plot, and Trumpaladin knows this
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9646
9647
>>9645
Then you'd better help her be a patriot.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9647
69141818c7188d52206f8aced802f559--airports-commercial-interiors.jpg
*waits*
>>9646
Then she better take the opportunities given to her
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9648
9651 9653
>>9645
to be chaotic is to love.
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9649
9651
>continues to sit at airport
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9650
Nu bread when?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9651
9652
>>9648
"Then I can say all the more firmly that *shudders as he says it* Association Football *withholds vomit* is not chaos, but something else. Darker. More evil"
>>9649
>Looks for plug to use for charger, but there isn't one
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9652
9654 9655
>>9651
>pulls out meme notebook
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9653
>>9648
This
Tracy's character in her normal form at this state is Chaotic Neutral.
The truncated icosahedrons, however, are Lawful Evil.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9654
9657
>>9652
"better hide that from..." *glances over at Inferius* "He'll steal your memes" Trumpaladin whispers to Torucil

>Blog posts on chan site
/1L9r
?
No.9655
9657 9658
[1d20 = 3]
>>9652
roll to watch him flip through covertly so i can steal his memes
cc189
?
No.9656
[1d20 = 11]
Roll to check for new email in the 3 minutes since I last checked it
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9657
>>9654
>hides book
>>9655
TOP KEK
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9658
9660
>>9655
>cleric stealing
I'm the rogue. Stay to your domain.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9659
9662
Tracy suppresses the urge to go on a killing spree after having waited in line for an hour.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9660
9661 9665
>>9658
memes arent real property
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9661
9666
>>9660
>hippity hoopity there is no property
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9662
9664
>>9659
You finally reach the first guard.
"Name?" He completely disregardingly asks.

Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9663
>WtfKindOfNameDoIUse?
"Ugh... T. Sentry."
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9664
9665 9670
>>9662
Calling to board section A???
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9665
9667
>>9660
Infernius should focus on praying to his lord to gain greater faith powers, instead of stealing spells from a different domain.
>>9664
">whythefucknot?
"Yes."
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9666
9668
>>9661
property exists but memes dont fall into that category.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9667
9670
>>9665
Checks Ticket.
Section C
Fuck me
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9668
9671 9676
>>9666
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9670
>>9664
>>9667
I thought you were GM for a moment...!
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9671
>>9668
>trips confirm
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9672
Next bread https://mlpol.net/vx/res/9669.html
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9676
>>9668
You should buy some chicken and make chicken tendies to sacrifice to Kek.