This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
>>9154*looks up at the sky and gazes at the stars*
*charges ki*>>9159Oh don't make that face. You've been even more of a nark than Trump himself.
>>9161>>9162It's been lovely playing with you, too
>>9163NO
YOU ARE NOT BANNING ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
>>9158"Pass, I'm immune to base impurities."
>>9165>it's been lovely playing with you, too>smug ass hoersYou know what I mean Trump
>>9164Plz tell me ur not Creeper
>>9161Didn't you join the game literally to troll me?
cries inside>>9167No I don't
>>9170???????????
>>9171I retract my former statements
Exept calling you a pompous ass
>>9172Nevermind, you made the "UR NOT BANNING" comment right after I kicked a troll from the stream.
>>9173>stream?Also, I meant you where going to ban me for calling you an ass
Sounds like a yuge missunderstanding
>>9180>>9179????
Neither of you are site staff
>>9180No, I meant the rule. I'm trying not to samefag, but I guess its inevitable.
>>9181That doesn't mean I'm not awesome,... ^_~
>>9178>*checks the rules like the faggot nerd he is*>0-4: 'people talking'Looks like no drawbacks on Listen checks.
>>9184You experience a ringing in your ears that makes it difficult to hear.
>tfw you've written well over a 1000 words to tell your character's life story, you know you're not even halfway done, and you don't know if it's worth finishing
>>9186Maybe some gentle words of encouragement
Do it you fucking faggot, don't leave us hanging
Take your time Flashy, no need to prematurely ejaculate
>>9185Am i at the football field yet?
>>9191Yes
>>9175Whatever brought you here (and not just you) I'm glad you came
>>9192Nevermind.
>>9143What does Tracy see down the road?
>>9193Why, thank you. It's been fun.
>>9194The trail heads north where it splits. One road heads west/sw, another continues north, and another veers to the east.
>>9198How did Lenos reppond oo.my request
>I should probally join the rest of you faggots, shouldn't I?
>>9192Might I suggest colored IDs?
>>9199Sorry, I missed the request. What was it again? Also, Tracy's just exploring right now, nothing exciting will happen at this point
The stadium appears sort of like the roman Colosseum, not so much in it's architectural similarities - though to be sure, the buildings are similar in their gargantuan size - but in the feeling of walking into ruins, with all seating sections empty, less than half the structure built, and only naked concrete piercing the sky. In front of you is the field itself - not well kept grass, but mostly dirt with bits of grass on it, and chalk laid out for practice sessions. At the end of the field, nearer the more relatively completed side of the stadium you see him - a six foot man sitting down in a fold out chair with both hands together in a sort of triangle, resting on his knees. A very serious look on his face
N/M, found it.
"Sure, gimme."
<tink tink tink>
Here ya go.
2 cold iron hatchets (masterwork +1)
>9203
I guess I try and find the others
Thanks Lenos
[3d20 = 39]>>9198Search and Listen for clues to where the caravan may have gone by. Use the hoers's Scent ability while I'm at it.
Do I need to make a Survival check in order to use the Track skill in this instance?
>>9204You're more than the full 300 yards of the field by the time you begin your approach to him. In front of you are large men in pads and red uniforms. Their uniforms bare the name "GENERALS" with various numbers, and you think for a moment you can recognize a face or two. They pay you no mind, perhaps they're used to seeing strangers walk past them and towards the man at the end of the field. You walk past them and off to the side as they do various different plays and practices for a long season ahead.
By all logic, the man at the end of the field should have seen you approach, as you were immediately in front of his field of view. You notice, looking into his eyes, rarely blinking, that neither is he watching the players, as his eyes do not move and respond to the players as they move about in front of him, but remain fixed on some nothingness far off in the distance. There's a sort of sadness in them. He doesn't notice either, or at least, he does not respond, when you approach to his left.
>>9207The road is littered with old and new tracks. Some horses, some wheels. It is impossible to determine who/what went where. This crossroads seems to connect several areas that have high traffic.
>>9210*walks down the middle path*
>>9209Its been awhile eh Donnie?
>>9212You're just not going to give me a break are you?
>>9214Well, it's up to you, I guess..
Pls continue
>>9215You reach a sign. It says "Under Construction: Try again Friday Xp"
>>9213Your words seem to catch him off guard. He stands up from the seat, and you can see quickly that he really is a massive man when he stands up, wearing a formal business suit.
"Oh I'm sorry," he says, a friendliness coming to his voice, though you have to wonder if it is a genuine friendliness, "I wasn't expecting a visit from any of the townspeople." He looks at you for a moment, smiling, though the smile starts to recede. "I'm sorry but I'm not sure I recall your name. You look familiar"
>>9215I'll happily have Thez <whooof> you there first thing Friday if you prefer, but I'm about to turn in for the night and the city to the north is significant. I don't want to ass my way into it.
>>9219The city will need a Football team
No really, you can't have a season without many teams to play against each other
>>9217I place a bottle of BrainForce in your hand, its me Alex jones. Its nice seeing a familiar face donald.
>>9221ALL cities need Football, why do you think Thez
willingly let you take possession of her ducats?
>>9216*steal the sign, because fuck society*
>last survival check was 19Tracy decides to turn in for the night. She makes her way off to a clearing near the side of the road, builds a small cuckshed out of sticks, and lays down for the night.
Speaking of which, whatever happened to those robot bodies?"Hey wait a minute, what happened to those robot bodies?!" Thez exclaims from inside the Sticky Wicket.
>>9224W/ a 19 and how lightly Tracy sleeps, she'll be fine.
Alright, I'm switching to phone-posting. Post any questions or comments if you got 'em.
>>9222As you place the Brain Force into Trump's extended palm his expression changes, as if you placed a new interest - a new vigor - into his whole demeanor, and his eyes light up with disbelief.
"Alex... Alex Jones?" He looks at you. "Water Filters?" Once again "Revealer of dark truths?" "I watched so many of your programs those months in the hospital." "Tell me, where did you come from?"
[s[This is Trump trying to confirm that you come from the same dimension
Maybe this should wait until I've written his back story, since it details his life? But I should warn that Trumpaladin is not actually Donald J Trump, who is a folk hero, or a mythical figure in his realm>>9225"The Bitch stole them." Trump communicates telepathically. "You know which one I'm talking about"
>>9228Perhaps Trump is a reincarnation of DJT?
>>9227How can I counter-act a track check through stealth? Can I throw creatures off my trail with the hide and/or survival checks?
>tfw it never actually succeeded a track check, but it's been following you through two towns now
>>9228Yea brother its me "the humble water filter salesman" the Globalist finally got to me, and you know where i come from trump i mean you are the president of the country after all.
We can continue another time if you want.
>>9233It's been trying, that's for sure (4 me also irl and online). Give yourself some credit though. The ability to create is a
the function of will.
>>9232That would be a modified disguise/bluff check I think
>>9236Thats sounds like a good idea.
>>9240You underestimate my ability to abuse someone else's OC without remorse...
You're correct though. She won't change. She'll just find her own way to fulfill the family role she wants to be a part of.Traditional social roles make life meaningful. Be it as a member of family or a part of a community. All social mammals find themselves looking for others to live for. Part of life is discovering the roll in society you need to fill and faithfully growing as a person to accommodate that responsibility to the best of your ability.
>>9241Oh good, I needed a way for Trumpaladin to be his own character with his own story, not be over powered, and most importantly, for his story to be compatible with Tracy's story and her interactions with him. This path of course leaves it open that Trumpaladin knew Alex, that Alex knew DJT, or that Alex knew both DJT and Trumpaladin, but Trumpaladin and DJT are not the same, and the later came after the former long enough for the latter to never know the former
>>9244Claim your waifu, July 4 edition
>>9245Aj thinks that you are DJT, i don't come from the same universe as you.
>>9249Thanks. Trying to get into the story and jargon used. Plan is to join the ride when I have a little better grasp on all that is going on (and how it is going on).
>>9248That can work as well. That just leaves the question of the status of Alex jones in Trumpaladin's world. Also, I think it would be funniest if Alex never realizes that Trumpaladin is not DJT
>>9252Thats what i was going for.
>>9251Its going pretty good so far,Thanks for asking. Have you ever played D&D before?
>>9254If you're going to have a character that's obsessed with another, who acts like she has known him for a while, and who only ever calls him by a name he never goes by, it makes sense that they have actually known each other
>>9255Only played a couple of times (real D&D) so don't have the biggest grasp. But I have a rudimentary knowledge from RPG PC games based on D&D rules.
>didn't know to many people growing up, or today for that matter>>9256Will do! Have to think about class and name and all that (and find what I have to choose from)
>>9251Welcome to the Ride, Nordbro.
A lot of the players haven't RP'd before, so it's pretty relaxed on the rules and gameplay. GM based part of his stuff off of 3.5e DnD, but you don't have to know shit to play. It's 90% memes anyway.
>>9260Nice, then I should be able to survive here. If my imagination don't fail me.
>>9261We need more diversity(in flags) anyway.
>>9262Will construct a character when I wake up (after I go to sleep in a while) and hopefully join tomorrow.
>assuming I have come up with something to then
>>9261If you try to get in the way of Tracy's marriage, she will unironmically attack your character with intent to kill.
This is not a joke. I wouldn't want to have to eliminate a player early-on, so don't interfere.
>>9263You should definitely get in the way of Tracy's delusions
>>9265I will do my best. But tell Tracy that overly happy people (ref Our Town) and overly clingy girls/mares can be and often is off putting and makes people think there is something wrong. So unless Tracy wants to become like Annie Wilkes in Misery a bit more tact is called for.
>>9266Tracy scares me to be honest,
but I will try to help out as much as I can or dare.
>>9270Tracy has been getting disillusioned by all the activity in Port Barry and character-character interactions, and has decided to bide her time and rethink her life plan. For now, she's going to skulk off by herself and see what she can accomplish on her own.
Don't worry though. She's cooking up something fierce.
>>9272Wait. What's her new plan. What was her life plan before?
>>9273>Asking for spoilersI'll give you minimal, conservative replies:
>What's her new plan.In the very short term, learning the land and its inhabitants, and maybe coming back with that treasure (this will encompass her local Knowledge and Gather Information Skills)
>What was her life plan before?Muh traditional marriage
>>9274You're all dead meat now! Everything is ruined! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9275Like I said in the second thread. She was going from town to town, tracking your bounties, with the intent to find you, finish the wedding ceremony, and escape humbly with you to a track of land that she bought-up in the far Western region of Equestria.
>>9279But on a serious note, welcome to the ride.What kind of character were you thinking of playing as?
>>9280Thanks. I have to admit I haven't looked too closely into what types there is to choose from, and what I think would be fun to play as.
>trying not to do a standard Berserker run in Diablo II
>>9280You're not taking my Norwegian
>>9281Berserker is good. I gave up on being the barbarian (but will probably try to fill that niche next chance Tracy gets the opportunity to go full rage mode and eat the organs of her enemies), so it'd be nice to have another chaotic character (been trying to fill the role all by myself mostly, there's Infernius and Trollestia, but the bull is a white knight, and I'd rather avoid meeting the unicorn) to spice things up.
>>9283But Inferius's White Knighty-ness is exactly the expression of chaotic that is needed. Whereas Trump is entirely purpose driven and consequentialist, generally ignoring anything that does not serve his understanding of the Greater Good, Inferius sees doing good as a matter of doing good in small acts of kindness to those around him. Its'[s a great way to have two characters both serve good to the point of being obnoxious, but also have them regularly opposed on what course of action to take
>>9283me black knight you twat.
>>9261Imagination and humor are really the only requirements. Welcome to the Mixed Nuts. ^_^
>>9284I didn't say it was bad at all.
>Part of the game infiltrated into my dreams
And that's the sign it's time to stop
>>9299thats the only one ive found like that unfortunately.
>>9297/tg/ screenshots, because why not?
>>9302but for real tough who is kirk?
>>9303For some reason, Infernius just caught fire.
>>9308"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>9311me rather have frogs legs
>>9309This bull is on FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!
>>9318i wish i would have known about the cancer mage when i was making my character.
>>9320I would never have allowed it
>>9321ah come on man, its not THAT broken.
>>9322e_e
Not without an equally ridiculous handicap
How do you prestige class?
>>9324you need to have the requirements for the class.
>>9323what handicap would you give?
>>9327thats up to the gm i think. im not sure if there is a limit or not.
>>9327As many as one qualifies for, assuming sufficient experience and qualifications. Some are contrary however; you're not going to have a Dwarven Defender Assassin for example.
>>9326I would have to think long and hard, but the short version is "No".
>>9330to clarify i dont want to be one. i was just wondering tbh.
>>9329Do I have the requirements for Assassin?
Also, is it possible to gain feats?
>>9332I'm glad you asked. Everyone has retroactive feats. I've been waiting for someone to ask. Everyone has 5 to select.
I've been waiting for someone to ask. ^_~
>>9334what versions can we select from? could we pick from other games like pathfinder?
>>9337I don't know pathfinder so I'd have to read up on whatever it is first, but I don't see why not
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:About_Feats
It's funny, there were points during which I had planned for my character to burn down houses in port barry, the jibbernigger tree, and even the forest, for no other reason than that she wanted to, but other priorities kept getting in the way (i.e. marriage)... If shw were to
*crafts potion*
If she were to set something alight for no other reason than to watch it burn, she could become a psychokinesist, with a bit of tampering. It'd also account for the new malevolent Nightmare instincts she gained.
>>9334If I take Improved Sunder, will Tracy's Nightmare form be able to class as a blackguard
of divegrass?
Also, most character classes get a bonus feat
>>9339Close, except she hasn't had a positive contact with a summoned outsider. Though,... Thez is an outsider, so yeah, I guess so.
>>9341Thez is exactly what I was thinking of.
You'd also need Cleave and Power Attack
>>9341i can take psion feats right?
>>9339Those who attack Port Barry hang
>>9348this, i feel really invested in port barry.
>>9347>Prestige class gained!Great. Now what does it mean to "kill someone for no other reason than to join the assassins."? Do bounties count? I implied that Tracy working from hit to hit as a bounty hunter as she searched for her husband's trail, in the second thread I think: Would do again.
>>9348That was before I realized they were all just nice people instead of just a bunch of pirates who worked for Jews (like, 15 minutes later).
>>9349That was part of the reason, desu. She was jealous.
>>9350Hold your hoerses, you need to gain a level first
>>9350kill some one for no reason.
>do bounty>get paid
>>9350Also, think "perform a hit-job"
>>9350Why would there be a bounty on a person at the same time as he is on the Federal Government's payroll?
Also, Trump needs to do some exploring soon. His Generals need another team to play against
Is Fae qualified to do missionary work/coach?
>>9354It was a private bounty. Several, actually.
You guys are really gonna make me turn up the volume on these fights aren't you.
>>9355Isn't Fae still tracking Tracy in the North?
I've been waiting for the right oppertunity to get rid of her for good.