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Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
>>9042GM is basing it largely off of DnD, so try reading the Wikis.
>>9059I'll stab you both.
>>9060wouldn't be first time you stab infernuis.
>>9062Just for that, I'm going to start using poison.
>>9063ifernuis liver will become stronk
Then I guess it's a win-win.
>>9065She's actually cute like that, killing that soccer ball
>>9067They don't call it 'Murder Ball' for nothing.
>>9024>pic related>>9028I'm glad you said that, cuz that's kinda how I was gonna drag it out anyhow. Xp
>>9041If you want a precise answer, yes. Generally I am basing skill tests off a percentile based on the dice. If the player has a 75% chance, you'd need above a 5, a 30% chance over a 14, and so on.
>>9051ROFLMAO
>>9053You summoned awkward-faced Crusader pepe. So you got awkward Crusader pepe. ^_~
Alright, don't expect TOO much out of me tonight, as I will be preoccupied (still present) at times. As Sad Alex is examining the area, Thez walks by in a mood. She stops for a moment, peers at him suspiciously, sniffs the air for a moment, shrugs, and then continues down the stairs before leaping out the entrance and flies off.
>*arrives at the entrance of Box town at night*
>Surveys area ([Search]?)
>Looks around for nearby NPCs ([Spot]+[Gather Info]?)
How's the neigh-borhood?
[1d20 = 3]>>9069I follow the globalist demon i saw.
Stealthy
>>9071What globalist demon are you referring to?
>>9073She flies down to the Sticky Wicket and walks inside. Once inside she wanders to the bar, acquires the remainder of the green bottle, and plops herself down at the piano with a glass.
Damn it, everyone is playing again!
I swear I am writing a backstory... It's long
>>9074I walk up behind her and say
"Look here globalist demon i dont know why you brought me here,but i will end you and afterwards myself"
Summons angel.
>>9077The box town is a rather humble little village, with an expansive farming area. Scattered villagers wander about, and few commercial buildings can be seen.
>>9078"Really new guy? If you want me to break your toy, I'll be happy to oblige. Those robots didn't really do it for me," she says pouring herself a drink.
As you cast your summons, she begins to play.
What ever happened to the pepe I summoned?
>tfw I can't help slay Globalist demons because I have a meeting
>>9080He vanished, summons have a limited duration.
https://youtu.be/L7qDfi3mK18 - song
>>9079As Ryuk (that's what you're going for yes?) appears, she gets up from the piano and a shadowy silhouette of her remains at the piano, still playing.
>>9081Do your shit. My character is in a different town.
>>9079Does the town have a sheriff or gatesman?
*look around for the most official-looking person to find a guide/info*
>>9085Flashy*
I know.
>>9083Yea thats what im going for.
Holy blast.
>>9086No one appears official, its all just villagers. Some are carrying supplies, others leading farm animals. There's a general store, there might be information there.
>>9087Is that a WOW reference?
>>9088Who knows, it may have been.
>>9088*walk into general store, hood over head*
*approach the counter slowly*
>>9090"Who there, c'mon, you can't be in here," he says attempting to guide you back outside with a carrot.
>>9089Gimme a min while I attempt to wrap my mind around what Ryuk's rough abilities and such are.
[1d20 = 3]
Well, that's not as useful as I would have hoped. Lets see what the dice say.
Now, its a bit absurd to think that Ryuk is using a holy blast, but meh, I get where you're going with it. The blast shoots forward and splits into 3 directions and curves around her, striking the surrounding area.
She makes a 'tch' sound, before sitting back down at the piano, resuming playing while the shadow dissipates.
"Try harder," she says.
>>9092>tfw not Sir Bearington>HowDoIAvoidFreakingHimOut.png...
*takes a few steps back*
*hold up right hoof and graciously take carrot from his hand*
>humble tone"... Why, thank you, kind Sir, but I was actually hoping to ask some questions, if you would abide..."
>acting chill as fuck, like talking hoers are a normal thingDo I need a diplomacy roll?
>>9097"What, wait? Oh god, you're not here to kill me are you? How can you,... talk?"
>>9099Now technically, Ryuk has no physical combat ability, he just has a death spell. But, I'll go with it for story purposes.
Since she's not even trying to defend herself, he stabs her through the back, just below the ribcage. Do you want him to have impaled her?
>>9098"I.. ugh... (frantically searching thoughts)
I come from a race settled in a far away land. I mean no harm."
*slowly stands up on little hind legs*
"If you would be hospitable, may you afford me the name of this settlement?"
*bows*
[screams internally, from being so uncharacteristically polite]
[1d20 = 4]
[1d12 = 10]
He stabs her, a quick in and out. She doesn't flinch, but she does sigh lengthily. The wound immediately closes and heals as she closes the piano and gets back up.
T>Quickened dimension door, axe kick to Alex
YOU SHALL SING YOUR FALSE SONG NO LONGER DEMON!
[4d8 = 14]>>9105Thats what you begin to say, as she disappears and reappears above you, driving her heel squarely into your shoulder which is now dislocated.
"I'm not your opponent. For whatever reason, if you're here then I'm supposed to keep you alive. That doesn't mean I can't or won't kill you in the short term though."
>>9108Where am i you interdimensional vampire scum!?
>>9108"Ah... So you want controlled opposition like your little Fox News, do you? Well you can go right back on to hell globalist!"
>>9097"How is that, nevermind," he returns behind the counter. "What sort of question could you have that I might know the answer to?" He's bewildered.
[1d20 = 6]>>9111She's starting to lose her cool. "Look, I don't know who you are, where or why you came from or are here, I don't even KNOW what a globalist is, and worst of all, YOU INTERRUPTED MY SONG!"
T>stunning fist
>>9113You do realize your replying to trump right?
>>9115Oh. Right,... I knew that. Nevermind. ._.
>>9110"Its a Game, except we're the pieces, sent here because some deity or entity decided - upon our death - that there was more for us to do, or some agenda, I'm not really sure tbh." she drinks the glass.
>>9113"I didn't want to have to do this..."
He pulls out PURE MALE VITALITY
"You can go back to hell globalist!"
>>9112*clears throat*
"Well, for starters, what's the name of this fine town? *glances outside* "It seems quite the cozy place' do you get very much traffic around these parts??"
>>9118You mean i have to suffer more? I dont even have anymore super male vitality.
>>9120"Oh yeah, sorry. You're the first talking horse I've ever seen. The village is called Pip, and we get travelers every so often passing through, though not too many stop since its so close to Port Barry. We're just humble farmers, but we're good enough to earn a decent wage selling to other surrounding cities and towns."
>>9121
>Super male vitality
But are they turning the frogs gay?
>>9122"I seriously doubt you were sent here to suffer. Someone sponsored you, and they had something in mind. You'll have to figure that out on your own though."
>>9124Watch out for your Pepes, Torquil.
"Run away! Before she gets you too!"
>>9125is this hell? i thought it would be more firey.
>>9128If hell is what you make of it, then yes.
>>9129You said i was sent to YOU. Who are you exactly?
>>9131"That's not what I said. I said I'm not your opponent, that if you're here i'm supposed to keep you alive. Big difference," she pours another drink. "As for me, I'm the oldest player still alive."
>>9123"Hmm. Not much traffic, recently? I had heard that this road was a regular highway for travelling merchants; but from the looks of it, it seems like a rather peaceful village."
Did I ever make it to the forges?
>>9132You keep saying player what does that mean?
>>9133"Sorry to disappoint you young,... lady(?), but this is just a stop on the way to other places. Not much goes on around here."
>>9136"Well, when one is in a Game, that makes them a player, right?"
>>9138This is not a game, it cant be.
[3d20 = 41]>>9137"Not at all, kind Sir. *slips a few coins on the counter, as a tip* Thank you for your hospitality."
*turns to leave out the door, but stops halfway out, wearing a grim and serious face*
"... Recently, there have been rumors of a large, reptilian monster picking-off travelers along this trail. Be sure to alert anyone who may wander outside of the village of the danger. It seems to be fond of equstrians.."
And with a whirl of her cape, she vanishes out the door.
Okay, walk down the center path and search +Spot check to see what lies ahead of the trail.
Also, bluff check to make sure that rumor spreads outside of town.
>>9143"You're,... you're welcome! I'll...." his voice trails off as you dramatically depart.
>>9144What's ahead of the trail?
>>9138Are there any other players?
>>9146"I'm sure there are, but none that currently operate in this group. There are multiple groups, but most players establish their own niche area and retire from group activity."
>>9142Torcuil ask Lenos if he can forge him 2 throwing hatchets with the metal rod he got
If need be my rapier or money can be used for, reimbursement
>>9148"Me, a weird spell-caster named Torcuil, a
pompous ass paladin named Trump, a crazy blue pony named Tracy, and a big oaf of a Minotaur named Infernius. And you, by the looks of things. You're welcome to go off on your own, but the life expectancy isn't the best."
>>9152>Implying I'd give that away this early>>9150Why'd you cross out that one part?
It was the most accurate thing about Trump
>>9143>>9145*inspects her new hoers shoes as she silently trots down the trail*
>they're pretty
>>9151"Yeah, thats what he calls himself. Always going on about building infrastructure or whatever," drinks the glass.
>>9156"Last I saw him, he was out at the stadium outside the city. I'm gonna head back up to the tower, let me know if you have any more questions," she gets up to leave. "The name's Thez, btw."
>>9157My name is alex, Alex jones. Do you want to buy a water filter it filters out lead and iron.