Previous thread,... oh hell it should be obvious by now.
Continuing the Game.
i make bulletin board in my room(assumeing i can find the materials
[2d20 = 20]
The peasants on the road notice the centaur-things and are keeping their distance, but they're fixated on the quarantine area. The first to the entry way calls to the others.
"AFFIRMATIVE MAGIC SIGNAL DETECTED, BEGIN THOROUGH INVESTIGATION OF SURROUNDING AREA"
Most of them head toward the quarantine gate, while a few begin to walk around the building.
RESIDUE OF CONTRABAND DETECTED WITHIN.
He makes contact with the guard at the gate and completely botches his diplomacy check, and gets the door slammed in his face.
Also, Trump's explanation makes much more sense, though I'd allow the casino regardless.
You mean the quarantine area in Port Barry?
Yep. Spoiler, they're looking for Thez, as well as that green stone she used last night.
*follow furtively, but closely in stealth, knife out, keeping a careful eye on their balls.
They have no balls. As you approach they don't appear organic at all, but more of a mechanical construct.
As you begin to near, they all sprout wings and lift into the air.
Trumpaladin does early morning practice on what will be the field of Mile High Stadium. On that field are the players he has selected for his
Port Barry Generals, who shall play for his United States Football League - the Universal Church of Football. Terry, now the head of the Davissian Mendicant Order, watches as well. Trumpaladin gives them all pointers on how to play, what they do right and wrong, and occasionally joins in himself to show them how it's done.
All the while, Trump wonders to himself if Fae will ever overcome the negative impression of him left by last night
Oh, that's no fun...
Make my way back to wherever the part is, at full speed.>>8280Never. She'll never respect you the same way Tracy does.
Kek. From your position, you can see the centaurs as they take to the air, the sunlight glinting off their armor. I'm not sure how far you are at the moment, but its in the distance.
They fly in rigid formation, angling over the walls of the quarantine area. From her position, Tracy can hear the guards go on alert.
The last thread was bad enough I couldn't fucking post.
1: have we ever determined what metal I got?
2: do I hear these centaurs?
"Well Shit," Trump says as he lets another player he had tackled down on the ground. "Everyone, look over there." Trump runs forward, and yells out to those present who are members of the militia "Ready air defenses. If necessary" as he runs towards a tower
Cold Iron, and that depends on where you are, I'm not sure
Just push through (what is my speed, 50 ft?), in stealth towards where the party is.Also, when will I be able to change size? Do I need to train towards that?
Also, can Trumpaladin do an alignment test on the flying centaur robots?
I'm where ever I got the metal still
Don't worry, it'll happen soon. I'm figuring she has to be agitated to first discover it.
The commotion inside the quarantine increases, until 7 distinct "HOLD" commands can be heard, and the sounds from within diminish. The gate to the quarantine is locked, and the guard posted there is currently unable to move.
No, you would have had to be outside to see it.
Torcuil hears a commotion outside, so goes to check it out
You will be able to, yes. The creatures are inside, scouring the quarantine area for clues and information.
Employ Open Lock skill: Pick lock with knife and push through.
im guessing i dont know whats going on?
Okay, Tracy is at the door, Trump is not far behind, and Torcuil is in Port Barry. Some of the peasants are distracted, whispering "Did you see that?" to one another.
With a sigh, then a pause, Trumpaladin fills his lungs with air, then cries out to the sky, "FAE, PORT BARRY NEEDS YOU - Needs us"
[1d20 = 12]>>8297
Correct. Don't worry, they'll be along shortly.
>>8298>Trump is not far behind
Fug. Turn around and go where he is.
"We have visitors!"
>>8301I should be on the opposite side of town still though
Success, you are able to pick the lock.>>8299
From along the city wall, you hear a loud roar, and you can see Fae lift off in your direction.>>8302
Oh snap, I misjudged the distance. Okay, you're still not there then, and sorry Tracy, but that didn't happen.
Trump's helpers at the field have already helped him into his armor, and he awaits Fae's arrival, with Vanderiem now on him
in stealth, on all fours (max speed)
Its a moot point anyway, as Fae lands unceremoniously in front of Trump.
"How may I be of assistance, good horsefucker?" her eye twitches as she says it.
Inside the quarantine?
Towards wherever the party is (I have the Scent ability: I can smell him)
"There..." Trumps stumbles in his words and is about to say something in correction, but stops himself, and then collects himself.
"Over there, in the sky. Can you see it? Winged Centaurs I think. I don't know if they are hostile or friendly, but we should go meet them." Trump gets on Fae's back, and unable to fully resist the temptation to argue, whispers "it was only to stop her from turning over to Soros. There was no other way"
Ah good. I'm not sure where he is precisely, but he's simple enough to detect. And she's off!
And Trump flies towards the centaurs, Fae permitting
So have I noticed this shit?
(Also I'll be back)
Trump takes off, and sees Tracy running in his direction, looking much more like a normal warpony, but still obvious considering her armor and such.
You know something is up, the locals are all talking about it now. Some sort of flying man-horses.
"Uh... Is there anywhere else, literally anywhere else, we can land that is near the centaurs"
Don't worry, they're coming to you in a manner of speaking. Or rather, they can be seen flying out the top of the quarantine and heading toward Trump tower.
They know exactly where Thez is at now, and are making a bee-line.
>>8314>His butt-cheeks are pressed into someone else's back
[reees internally]How retarded would it me to entangle her tail with my whip and enact the Use Rope skill to get myself u there?
We then make a bee-line for them. When near enough, Trump will yell out "excuse me, are you here for something?"
[1d20 = 4]>>8318
You have a whip now? I know you mentioned wanting one but,... okay you have a whip now.
I made a whip weeks ago.
As you approach, one of them turns to you.
STAY BACK, THIS DOES NOT CONCERN YOU.
[internal reeeing intensifies]>Momentarily wishes she weren't a mudpony
Oh,... right,... I was just testing you. ._.
"Who does it concern?" Trump yells back
Thats good, cuz Nightmares can fly, and I would imagine that in her frustration, she might just do some sort of leap or something and realize she's not affected by gravity anymore.
*rapidly scampers over to the point of action any way she can*>>8326DO IT, FGT!!
THIS IS AN INTERNAL MATTER FOR THE REALM OF MECHANUS. DO NOT INTERFERE.
"Why are you here in Port Barry? Why are you going towards my luxury apartment tower?"
As Tracy scampers back and forth, she stomps the ground in frustration, flames erupting again along her hooves, her mane/tail, and smoke starts to seep from her eyes.
Are these Golem Knights? They count as Cuacemar Nightmares of the Construct variety, in this form, don't they?
If not, are they Zelekhuts?
WE HAVE TRACKED A LAW VIOLATOR TO THIS AREA. YOUR PROPERTY WILL REMAIN UNDAMAGED. DO NOT INTERFERE.
And with that they proceed to surround the tower.
"Fug" says Thez, finally seeing whats happening.
>>8330>Eyes on fire
I'm going to want their chains.
"A law violator?" Trump is now intrigued. "Do you need the assistance of a local?"
*take off at full speed towards area of acrion, hooves flailing* (fug stealth!)
[3d20 = 23]>>8333
Tracy, in a moment of intuition leaps in the air and finds (as said) that she is not bound by gravity anymore. She doesn't have wings, but she can sorta fly-gallop.>>8335
The whole damn things are awesome resources desu, that's where the last pile of rare metals came from.>>8336
WE DO NOT REQUIRE ASSISTANCE. DO NOT INTERFERE.
infernuis is hearing stuff outside?
3 of the Zs cast dimensional anchor in a manner that envelops the tower.
"Infernius, you might wanna see this," Thez calls out.
"Okay then" Trump says softly, mostly to himself. He watches now, keeping distance, ready to alternatively charge in or leave
>>8338>doesn't consider why she isn't falling>still reeeeing
*tears like heck towards crystal*>flying speed, 90 ft
Can that put me between me and the crystal?
When Torcuil gets back, he can fast-forward to where he would "be" amidst all this.
tham and the crystal*
I'm going to have to go soon...!
Where would he be? Tourcil's character is even more indifferent than Trump's
Also, Fae should do a scan on these mechanicus soldiers
Thatr Magneto staff could come in handy>tfw RPing on borrowed time
"They are Lawful Neutral. They will not hesitate to defend themselves, and may even attack if we approach."
"Sounds like we should stay back. Do you know who they are and what they want?"
>>8343>knife in maw>scrambling on all fours>angry as fuck
You can fly toward them, but they've got the entrance surrounded.
One of them calls out to within the tower.
LAW VIOLATOR. YOUR PRESENCE IS KNOWN TO US. PRESENT YOURSELF OR WE WILL TAKE YOU BY FORCE.
i go to where thez is.
"They are a particular construct that is tasked with maintaining law and order on the Clockwork plane. They would not be here without cause."
Worried now. "Any idea what that cause may be? Can we ally with them? Also, 'Clockwork Plane?'"
As you exit the mess area, you see Thez on the staircase, and the Z's arrayed outside the two entrance to the tower. "Whoopsie," she unconvincingly states.
"It seems that someone inside the tower has warranted their pursuit. They do not venture outside their plane for anything minor. The plane is populated entirely by mechanical constructs and the few organic life forms that create them."
WHAT FUCK! who they!?
[2d20 = 24]>>8352
How many?>Beside herself with rage>is charging without paying heed to anything
*push through between them*
Thermal-cut anything that get's in my way, if it does (does this count as a ride-by attack?)Oh shit, I g2g for a bit
*sights deeply, then briefly covers his eyes with his hands*
Trumpaladin flies over to catch Tracy. You know, before she starts a war
As Trump dialogues with Fae, Tracy comes flying up from the rear.
"Uhm,... old friends?" she's being obviously coy.
Alright, I have an errand to run myself. Back in a few.
they want to hurt thez?
Not Dialoguing anymore. Trump yells out loudly to Tracy "CEASE." He wonders if he succeeded in forming a connection last night, and if so, how it may be used. He thinks about asking Fae how that would be exploited, since she might know, but decides that that is definitely not a good idea
Is that even possible? I'm more than twice your speed.>>8364>tfw by the end of that 10 min, I'll have to leave for about an hour...
I'm closer to them than you. Also maybe mind connection, maybe
I can wait, I thought you were leaving this instant
[7d20 = 76]>>8365
"Its certainly not a social call," she says proceeding to the door.
"Yeah what? I guess you guys are here for this right?" she says, retrieving the green stone.
TARGET SIGHTED. ENGAGE
>>8368>mind connectionThat could work.. if you accepted her as your mount and gave her the class....
All 7 cast hold monster, which fail because Thez has magic resistance.
Well, Trump's last action to call out to Tracy telling her not to attack
..H-how does she stop in mid air..?
First move goes to Torcuil, who I assume is using his transmutation rod to levitate
runs to where thez is and cast burn on the faggots that are shooting at us for no reason.
[1d20 = 12]>>8378
Burn? Can you be more specific?
the enchantment on my sword. remember lennos did it.
Also, how did you know you're next? You ARE next though
Trump's next move depends on whether Tracy attacks the law-bringers or not
Oh right, the sword ignites. Unfortunately, they're flying and you can't close the distance.
All 7 of the Z's sprout golden spiked chains that start whirling around them.
What happened in those last couple turns?
Ah shit, now I REALLY g2g...!
You said an hour ish yes?
Uh... GM, where was Tracy's last position, especially relative to the law-bringers and Trump
Well, she said she wanted to know how to stop, so I'm assuming she did. It was her turn anyway. Her momentum carried her past you, but she's stopped.
Its your move now. While you decide I'm gonna run my errand (it won't take 10, that was a worst-case)
Well, if Tracy stopped before attacking the law bringers, Trump yells out "Get back! They are here to maintain law, not to attack us. But if you attack them, they may attack us and Port Barry. Back away from them!"
Also, if I have free moves, I want to ask Fae
1. Does she know why they may be here?
2. Is there any way to engage them diplomatically?
3. What is the clockwork plane?
Fae says "Well, that's not quite true. They won't harm non-combatants, so the citizens will be safe. Also, it seems they're after that one, and we will be unable to reason with them," she says pointing to Thez, who is visible at the entrance
Trumpaladin can only express "huh" to the thought that Thez might be their target.
"If the Blue One attacks, will they attack us?"
"Unlikely, as long as we don't expressly provoke them or interfere."
"What's the matter? Are you lot just gonna stand there flapping your wings?" Thez goads the Z's.
"Oh" Trump says to Fae. Trump yells out, not just to the Blue One, but to literally everyone "carry on!" as he continues to watch the scene.
It's much like when the police come and finally arrest that creepy guy who lives down the road. You don't really know why he's being arrested, but you are sure he deserves it, and it's an entertaining spectacle
[1d20 = 16]
"I guess its my turn then. I do so love breaking things," Thez says as from her little garter-knife sheath a full-length almost-katana. It's dark blue with little flecks of crystals embedded in it, and the back is jagged crystals (not an edge per say, but jagged enough to cut with) while the main edge is thick and blunted. It looks like a glorified Boken.
"Lets do this then!" and she leaps forward at the closest one, who gets an attack of opportunity.
[5d20 = 34]
The chain glances off her, doing no damage and failing to grapple. She's wielding it two-handed, and attacks.
Trumpaldin has released you. Do as you please
The first 3 attacks land.
[1d20 = 3]>>8400
i follow thezs lead and jump attack one of them.
Rly? Rly. Oh well, that's still enough to send the first one crashing to the ground. Unfortunately, her sword gets tangled in its chains and she loses it.
Its not your turn yet,... and you can't fly.
>>8407you might try airwalk
i just jump realy good.
Oh, you'll be able to hit him, but what then? Cat's fall or whatever only diminishes the damage from a fall by an effective 10 feet.
Trumpaladin moves into position to rescue the falling inferius when he messes up his dice roll
>>8391Idk if I'm even following, I missed so much>sensed motive earlier>has calmed down
"Well, it seems pretty obvious to me..
Thez must have stolen something very important to a lot of very vengeful people and broken some kind of ironclad rule that maintains peace in the Mechanus realm, so they sent these things after her to deliver justice.>is transitioning to lawful
".... So, ~Flashy, what are you going to do?"
[1d20 = 4]>>8410
i grapple with my second attack
[1d20 = 2]
So its Torcuil's turn, but levitate sucks (20'/round). I'm going to assume he uses his Power rod to magic missile.
Trumpaladin flies over to Tracy, and offers her a bag of popcorn. Obviously he offered popcorn to Fae first.
... which is totally ineffective cuz Zs also have spell resistance.>>8413
NOW its your turn. So, you're jumping at one, attacking, and then attempting a grapple? Are you sure that's what you want to do? You really should cast airwalk. Just saying.
"Those spiked-chains look awesome.."
[1d20 = 9]>>8416
yes thats my move.
*ponders how she's able to stand in mid air, suddenly*
[1d6 = 5]>>8418
I did warn you. Infernius leaps magnificently from the tower and brings his flaming sword to bear against the Z. While his strike does not effectively land, he does damage from the fire.
As he attempts to make his second attack - a grapple - he realizes he is wielding a two-handed weapon and has no free hands.
A lot of women wonder that after experiencing the Trump
*sigh* move to intercept falling Inferius
playing my character.
Trump grabs him but is unable to hold on, but Fae is able to grab him with her claws.
Well played, I get it.
as im falling im sobbing violently due to phobia of falling.
[6d20 = 59]
The Z that Infernius attacked is momentarily surprised, but pays him no mind as he falls away.
With Thez in the open, all six go full attack with their spinning chains.
Have any of the bots been defeated?>momentarily considers finishing one of them off in a sneak attack
In a dizzying display of acrobatic prowess, Thez deflty avoids every chain, laughing at some points at the Z's continuous failure.
Trump gets an idea
"Maybe Lenos knows what the hell is going on"
Trump has Fae move over above and away from the fight, moving towards the top of the crystal. Inferius is set down on the top side of the crystal as Trump flies over to the control room where he expects Lenos to be
*continues watching the fight*
Reminder, the crystal has a gravitic field. Its like velcro. Still that's fine. Its Tracy's move, and by my calculations she's still at least 10 minutes out.
Wait, what? I thought I was playing lawful and just watching.
Alright. Trump does his thing, and its Thez' turn again.
She unravels one of the chains wrapped around her, which has a gunmetal-colored octahedron on the end. "I haven't used THIS in a while, should be fun though!">>8438
Thats fine, its just the sequence of initiative.
By the way, this should free Inferius for actions, although it would probably take a round or so to get back to the fight
[4d20 = 51]
She starts flailing the chain about, attacking another of the Zs>>8442
Correct, he's up in a sec.
And a second of the Z's comes crashing to the ground, several small pieces breaking off on the way.
*zooms dopwn towards the wreckage to appraise loot*
Torcuil, who is now 60' off the ground decides to hold off on his assault and wait the scene out.
ok im on top of the pyramid right?
You should be near enough an entrance
[1d20 = 14]>>8451
Do i need to activate my Appraise, Use Magic device, Disable device, or craft skills to resource these bodies?
*Hides machine parts in undisclosed location, after pulling-out their cores*
Its a pile of alabaster (the 'skin') and an intricate array of varying metals all sprocketed and geared together. The armor is the same type of metal that the weapons in the treasury were comprised of, and many of the servos and joints are of more precious/rare metal. The whole pile (there's two so far) is a veritable pile of really good/useful shit, not to mention the spiked chains (they have 2 each).
You're in the middle of a field. Where do you plan to hide it, and/or how do you plan to sneak off with it? e_e>>8454
The dice was for Tracy's appraise/search check.
can i get where i am above the zs?
Well, if it's my turn
Trump now sets down on a top entrance and enters the tower, heading straight towards Lenos
Not directly, but generally you can move to where you'll be roughly overhead ish.
>>8456>thief quirks don't fail me now
*hides in hiding spotso nobody else can use it
after pocketing the pieces that seem most valuable*>>8457>stealth
*covers in dirt*
[1d20 = 19]>>8460
ok i try a plungeing attack. and after i hit or miss i cast airwalk.
Did you ever stick the sword in the keen machine?
I think once, but that was a long time ago, before he modified it.
[1d100 = 9]>>8465
I'll take it.
Eyyy I like thss Idea when Im gone
[1d6 = 44]
That didn't work. Lemme try this.
Eyyy, beef steaks
So, if I am not mistaken. It's the cenataurs that are attacking, right?
Robots were sent to arrest Thez for stealing some important shit.
Infernius is white-knighting to save his waifu.
[1d20 = 18]
[1d10 = 8]
[1d6 = 3]
THAT worked. Okay, executing a spectacular "Death From Above"/"Horse-slayer-technique" Samurai Jack anyone? Anyone? Infernius strikes a devastating blow against another of the Zs.
Trump heads towards Lenos
Can I cast water attacks?
Neither Tracy nor Trump is around to save him. Maybe if Fae returned to the area?
If you can think of a funny meme.
use memes that involve water.
i casted airwalk after the attack. its all good
Waterboard the machines?
Which the Z fails its fortitude save (more than 1/2 damage in a strike can kill btw), and another (far less broken) Z falls to the ground.
In addition, further down Infernius successfully casts airwalk, and comes to a halt about even with Torcuil as the Z falls past them.
Unfortunately, the Zs now know that Thez has allies, and one of them breaks off formation, away from everyone.
God, fucking damn it
If I am in the crystal, go to Leno. If not, PURSUE THAT ONE
>>8480>inb4 burning bush.
>>8487>And Moses said
I must go see what this miracle is, for the bush is not burning up>But when he approached he heard the Lord say
GET THE WATAH NIGGA
FIAH IN THESE MOTHA FUCKIN BOOTLEG ASS FIREWORKS
*drags away fallen Z*
[1d20 = 12]>>8485
I thought you were going to Lenos, so that's what I assume you'd do.>>8488
I'm gonna go with Flame Strike on that one, cuz of all the Lawd Jesus.
[13d6 = 46]
>tfw my tulpa is someone else's waifu
A gleaming pillar of flame strikes down from the heavens and smites one of the Z's (not the one who broke off, cuz you didn't say Xp)
[1d20 = 16]
And THAT Z may just die here in a sec
Yup, he falls to the ground in slightly melted pile of seized gears and shit.
>>8492>GET THE WATER NIGGA>Fire attack
Oh, my bad. I thought the meme was the firework going of and setting shit on fire. You killed him,....
Eh, what ever works
Water spells suck anyway, and Zs aren't electronic, they're magic and steampunk.
[5d20 = 64]
So with that, Thez appears to dash at one of the Z's, while actually dashing at another.
The one she appeared to dash at falls for her feint and steps back defensively, while the one she actually attacks dies in another crumbled mess. Her strength is absurd, so I don't need to even roll for it.
The one who broke off casts a communication spell. He can be heard stating (and not for the first time Xp)
TARGET EXCEEDS SQUAD COMBAT ABILITY, HAS ASSISTANCE. REASSESS AND SEND BACKUP. DEAR GOD THEY'RE KILLING US
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I need another meme.....
Bony boi army for spooky month?
To distract not attack
The other Z concurs with the previous Z and takes flight, away from the party.
I shoot another fireworks at this bastardIs Trump's roast track an attack?
I don't know that one
>>8509>I meant mixtape
IS YOUR MIXTAPE FIRE?
Nope. I'm looking into trump mixtapes
*plans where to hide all this loot*
Alright, its Infernius' turn. The Z's are intent on escaping at this point.
I'd consider that a confusion spell tbh
Meanwhile, Trump is heading to talk to Lenos correct? He's in the forge, hammering at shit.
did he confuse them?
Can i snare them somehow?
Confront him and ask "Why the hell did 7 flying robot centaurs of the 'realm of Mechanicus' come to attack Thez as a 'law breaker'?"
No, they're immune to mind effects. As for snaring, one could, but outside of a spell I don't know how you'd manage it.
"Those guys showed up? Sweet, they're fukkin' loaded! Has a big one shown up yet?"
"Also, duh, cuz she broke their laws."
"I don't know how big the big ones are, but yes, they are here.">>8524
"What did she do?"
"She never gave me the full story, but I know she stole something valuable from them, a long time ago and before I met her.>>8526
In front of? Don't you mean around or behind them?
K. You cast the spell, and a whirling field of blades appears behind the closer of the two (you can't do both, sorry) and then charge ahead. Unfortunately, its far enough away that you can't quite reach it, but its unable to run away further.
"How strong are they, and how likely to return?"
"Do they have any alliances?"
It doesn't get an attack of opportunity though, and you're outside its range as well.
i yell to thez "get this one me cant reach.
"Nah, they mostly just try and maintain their 'domain'. The small ones aren't really much to worry about. Its the <CRACK> big ones you have to worry about."
Coinciding with the sound, a huge obsidian and gold construct appears on the ground, standing about 30' tall.
>>8531<WHUDDD, WHUDD, WHUDD> can be heard from outside.
"That's probably the big one now," he seems almost dismissive.
*finishes burying booty*
Tracy looks up at the giant construct, and decides to keep her distance, in stealth.
>>8513>[stirs haggis internally]
>>8537>Thinks she can keep the loot for herself
"ANY AND ALL SURPLUS GOES TO SUPPORTING THE WAR EFFORT," she thinks she can hear Trump say. But looking around, it was only in her mind
>>8540>Implying her marriage ceremony isn't crucial to the war effort (in her mind)
Alright, I'ma assume Torcuil is busy, but I'm also going to assume that he knows the levitation spell is running out, and is going to head toward the ground.
Trump's move. At the same time the giant (its an advanced Marut if you're curious) who doesn't know who exactly is a threat (but does know about and can see Thez):
It casts airwalk.
Returns to Fae and observes the situation
One of the remaining Zs calls to the Marut. ALL PRESENT ARE HOSTILE. ELIMINATE.
"Well Fuck you too"
DIVE WITH VANDERIEM
*employ Move Silently and Hide skill, and gtfo*
Sorry I disappeared,
Had something come up
So where are we?
Grab the Blue One! We're attacking a Giant robot!
Its all good, you're free to move. There's a giant obsidian/gold golem-lookin mf'er on the ground thats 30' tall. 2 Zs remain, keeping their distance, though one is bothered by a wall of blades.
>>8549>He's fighting too
Newfound bloodlust against blood-less entities.
Come up behind first giant and wedges knife into it's knee joint (by this, I'm attempting the Disable Device skill, combined with the Crippling Stike
ability; to royally fuck-up it's leg)
[2d20 = 25]>>8549
Upon Fae, Trump dives into battle.
>>8552>Grabs horse>Throws shining armor style.at this beast
[1d100 = 37]
The first hit is glancing (no damage) while the second scores a crit (bastard swords have a crit threshold of 19-20)
>>8557>Turns to moster
Is that my hit?>>8556>Grabbing a lady without permission
Would kick in the face, if not preoccupied
[1d10 = 112]
WIth gleaming resplendence, Trump sails past severing a few fingers of the Maruts hand.
GM? Did I cripple this or not?
>>8561>Implying Tracy would care
GO FOR THE LEFT ARM!>>8561
He has my permission to do it I FUCKING OWN YOU
[1d20 = 20]>>8563
At the same time, Tracy goes for a backstab/hidden strike
[1d100 = 46]
y does everyone else get all the good rolls? How many 1s have I gotten tonight? Oh well.
[1d20 = 17]>>8564>asking for it>*Reflexive stab before shooting off*
infernuis whispers kek towards the robot.
[1d20 = 8]>>8566
Go for the neck joint next, with the same attack.
Hey! No stabbing teammates. We have to pay for their medical bills afterwards, and we need that for expansion. We can't just print off treasury notesCan we GM?
[1d20 = 16]
*get's on its back*
*enraged stabbing, with three kives, in all places that seem vulnerable*
"/R9K/ IS A REDDIT COLONY!!"
Trump's strike severely weakens the giant, and Tracy successfully disables its leg with a well-placed sneaky stab.
Its Thez' turn, and she stares at the Z's still keeping their distance.
"You bitches see this? You couldn't match me when it was JUST me."
She chuckles, and begins to do a dance.
The Z's both cast communication spells, and hurriedly describe the scene that unfolds, requesting immediate extraction.
Infernius, its your move.
You guys aren't close enough to stab. If you really want to stab eachother, you can do that at any time.
Also, Tracy used her move disabling its leg. She'll have to wait to do more.
[1d20 = 6]>>8574>Over 10
Can I attack again?
*slices open metal cavity and jams knife into the works*
[1d20 = 8]
I don't know who goes when, but my attack is
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
or not (it was retarded anyway...)
Unfortunately, the giant robot exceeds your level, and the word of Kek has no effect on him. I forgot kek was the word, my bad
The Marut casts dimension door
IS THIS ROBOT METAL?
[1d20 = 16]>>8585
Before it leaves, one more time, Trump tries
LOB THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
Of a very valuable kind
[1d20 = 17]>>8588>Checkd
doesn't matter what kind
I roll for detection on it's power plant
[2d20 = 10]>>8585
Use whip to tangle self to giants back
A bad roll for a dumb idea...
He appears some 600' away, and the Zs flock to him.>>8586
One of the Zs continues to relay information while the Marut addresses the party.
KnOw ThAt I rEpReSeNt ThE uLtImiTy Of DeAtH. YoU aRe AlL oPeRaTiNg On BoRrOwEd TiMe. I sHaLl CoMe FoR yOuR hEaDs.
And with a <CRACK> the 2 remaining Z's and the Marut return from whence they came.
There wasn't time to reach them before they did that, so I skipped ahead.
>>8592>A robot that came for Thez originally is now after the entire party
I blame Tourcil and Inferius for starting a fight that never needed to be fought>>8594
YOU ARE ON TOILET CLEANING DUTY>>8593
"THEZ, WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK DID WE JUST GET ATTACKED BY ROBOTS!"
Alright. There WERE 5 Z corpses full of reasources and valuable materials,... apparently they're missing somehow.
Are you drunk again?
You have to ask?>>8594
Yarp. Its what came to mind.
I wonder where they went>>8598
"They were originally here only for Thez, and because she stole something from them. Now they are after all of us. Tell me, what happened. Why did you think it was wise to drag us into this?"
*would chastize Inferius but he is not here*
BUT WHERE IS THE POWER PLANT FOR THE GIANT ROBOT
>>8595Ssshhh! Nobody knows she hid it.
they attacked thez and you assholes (trump and tracy) did nothing.
Because she stole from them! They were here to recover their stolen property!
yea i am i walk over now the say >>8603
Where's the adamantium wreckage, Tracy?
Because she attacked them first, a while ago! In any event, she could have held them off on her own. Now, they will bring reinforcements and come for you and me and Tracy and whoever else
>>8608>Bluff skill mathematically stronger than your Sense Motive
".. I think I saw some pirates loading parts onto a ship, but I picked-up some scrap." *produces armor plates*
Shes a good girl, she didnt do nothing.
"I asked Lenos. Lenos said she stole something from thim. Something very valuable">>8610
"If you could go track down the pirates and fetch the rest. You're a fast girl. You can do it"
I'm going to assume I know the general area of the power plant cause a 17 roll
So I use my magno staff to push as hard as it can on it's power plant
"... sh-should I kill them..?"Tea Time
me no care she dindt do nothing.
>>8613He said they are magical and steam punk, but not electric>>8614
"Just recover the metal"
>>8616>armor plates right hereWere you referring to the cores?
>>8616>STEAM punk>Implying no power plant
Still in the giant robot
Thez, not knowing of Tracy's shenanigens, <whoofs> over and retrieves her blade.
"I'm guessing you all have questions, so I'll give you a quick rundown. Long before the Rockefeller died, there was already a war brewing between the Devils and the Demons. Devils respect law and order in their own right, and do not take which has not been offered them, while the Demons have no such reservations. In fact, Devils are all that keeps the Abyss from spilling out into all realms, including the mortal realms. Its not a matter of benevolence or anything, its simply that the Devils realm is 'in the way'. Soros, that one everyone met a bit earlier sought to upend the balance between the Ds and Ds, by claiming this" and she produces the stone of Chaos.
"It allows the user to inflict relentless chaos upon its victims at the ability of its user. He sent his assassin and right hand "man" to retireve it from Limbo. I happened to be in Limbo, so these events were known to me before they reached the awareness of Soros. In response, I broke into the Clockwork plane of Mechanus and stole the stone of Law," she says, producing the green stone, "as a counter-balance. As Soros, now armed with the chaos stone met with his armies on the planes of Tartarus, I emerged bearing the stone of Law. These stones are the only thing that can cancel the other, and in a fair fight, I defeated Soros' assassin, claiming the stone. He's been hunting me for ages, and as have the mechanics who are pissed that I took their shit. Any questions?"
"Yes she did Inferius. She stole something of great value from them, and they wanted it back. Not every battle ought to be fought. Protect the people here of Port Barry, who count on you as they count on me to keep them safe. Otherwise, we may bring disaster and harm upon them">>8617
"I meant everything">>8618
Eitherway, it escaped before the role could be successful"
But is it damaged?
If not I use a magno blast at it's feet
>>8619>Devils are the White Knights of Hell>>8620There's no way your character would be able to notice if pieces were missing, at the current level.
you my friend trump. i thought you thez friend to?
>>8623>Can't attend tea tonight
He knows you steal shit, and that's all he needs to knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFD_WVKZ1dA>>8619
"That answers most of it, actually"
"Why is a counter balance needed, exactly?"
"They're dichotomous. One is a physical embodiment of law, the other the embodiment of chaos. Its not a matter of 'need', its existential."
"Why need there be chaos?"
"Chaos is only one end of a scale. At the other end is order. Order is a form of chaos, and chaos is a form of order. One cannot exist without the other."
>>8626>steal>Implying you're not already married
This is going towards a the marital ceremony.
Does she tell that to him?
"I'm guessing you have a faith or philosophical work you draw from?"
If we're talking IRL, I have a 'better than average' understanding of metaphysics.
No. She's bluffing with a sociopath-tier poker-face.
>waits for something interesting to happen
Sorry, I'm distracted by Tea time. Its a REALLY good topic.
>>8634No. It was a question by Trump to Thez, because he is religiously interested and had always assumed demons like Thez to be atheists. Her statements shook his understanding, so he wanted to ask more to try to find out more about demon culture. But IRL I am a philosophy major with a greater than average understanding of metaphysics as well. Test me bitch>>8636
Even to her Flashy? Shame! I though she had more respect for him than that
>>8639>not knowing how yanderes work
She's doing all of this to prepare for your wedding ceremony. She's lying to herself and you because deep-down she fears that you're putting other shit ahead of the marriage>him
Its an extrapolation of the holy trinity/sansukumi/"the trio"
A lack of trust is really not a good place to start a relationship
Gladly, Thez shares my understanding, she's just good at playing in character.
With extreme disappointment, Trump leaves Tracy. He'll have the dogs out here to find the stashes later
dw, itll be posted. I'm still paying attention here, but with the fight over I'm waiting for impetus.
>>8646>>8648Eh, I've been less enthusiastic since they changed the way the recording is done
>>8648Moves to body stash and appraises parts (are these parts archane? She'd eventually acquire the arcane knowledge skill after evolution)
>>8650>Implying she's not being watched
>>8651this is sekrit thread nao
Corollary, Trump has Fae watch Tracy
>>8653>leaving her alone with the hoers
Are you sure you want to do that at this stage?please do.
Viewing from a distance, flying
Is GM here?
What is going on with the characters.
Sorry, I was writing a paragraph for the Tea chat
It's a fucking lion dragon who speaks of ponies, Football, Elway, and America. Good luck
Alright, just map out where the characters are later.
Tracy wants to fight Fae
Uhm,... what should I weigh in on? It seems pretty self-explanatory
Fæ is the lion thing?
Trump has Fae spy on Tracy (would she do that?), and now Tracy indicates she wants to be left alone with Fae. You know, because the Lion Dragon hybrid who is pretty much also a full blown Cleric is as easy to defeat as a wannabee white night stallion
Yes. She's a dragonne
>>8665>pretends that I knew she existed
Uh huh, thats right
Idk. I thought there'd be a wrap-up of sorts.
On an unrelated note
*looks up at circling Dragonne*>pic related (unwarranted smugposting)
Rolling for diplomacy check
>>8666>kills self for shitty use of trips
She has night vision, by the way
Oh God. Your plans were worse than I thought
There will be, its just hard to focus on a long-post
GM, DON'T LET FAE NEAR TRACY!
Decent roll, what's your agenda?
Taunting/baiting to react (equivalent to shitposting irl)
Basically being provocative and flaunting the prospect of a relationship.
>Wanders to the forge with a rod of hell knows what
>>8675>invites to come closer, still looking smug
"I am instructed to keep my eye on you. Why is this?"
*beckons, closer, to get within hearing range*
I'm trying to start a dialogue here
Uh huh. You can dialogue at 20+ feet
*pretends to be grazing*
"How did it feel?"
Right, but she has no reason to trust you. She knows you're not 'normal' already.
"How did 'what' feel?" she says with a raised eyebrow.
"To feel his buttcheeks pressing into your back for the first time? Most of the new bitches have something today about it."
"Where his ass sits is of no concern to me. Whether his ass is bleeding is. That is all," she says dryly.
"Oh really? It wasn't exhilarating at all? That's not what the last few bitches said. Everyone has got their own tastes though; I'd assume a kitty like you likes him for his ~mane?"
*remembers she forgot to retrieve her knife*
"You mistake my purpose here. For me this is business, not some romantic opportunity," she says, with just a hint of disregard.
Oooh, that IS unfortunate, it seems he took off with it in his leg.
>>8691Didn't I pull it out?
No, that was the one in his chest. The other one was up his ass, last time it was seen.>>8692
".. Yeah, yeah, sure. That's what they
all say in the beginning. You don't need to hold back around me, dear. If you ever have something troubling you, don't be afraid to come to the bottom."
Well, my understanding was you were using the blade to disable the leg and would have left it embedded. I could be wrong.
Okay, now I'm confused, so I'm going to say "yes, you pulled it out", cuz why wouldn't you?
"Play your mind-games with someone else. I'm disinterested in your games," diplomacy failed.
*fiddles with knifes for a bit and walks down the trail*
>>8698GM, is Fae in the emotional mood to stay in Trumpaladin's suite in Trump tower. You know, after Jim Kelly is able to successfully execute this pass in practice
>>8699She could be going to a secret cult meeting, to where the money is buried, or who knows what. Follow her Fae!
Yes. Its clear that in addition to Soros and co, the party has a number of formidable adversaries, and that Trump may have need of her at a moments notice.
Is she qualified to act as a priest/announcer?
*continues down trail, towards meadow, away from the town*
>still in pursuit though>>8703
No, she can only do a roar as a spell-like effect that fatigues its victims
>>8704Fae should follow. We don't know for sure that's she's been cured of her demonic influence. By which I mean Trump does not know for sure. Also while Dragonnes might not be stealthy, they have superior vision in low light
*pretends to be grazing again*
*Stares up a the flying cat, inquisitively*
But but she knows about Football>>8707
Implying you can see her in the dim light. Also by this time, she's probably perched on a tree
Alright, I gotta do some stuff before bed. I'll keep checking in, but I gotta step away for a bit. Sorry. ~_~
Just do your thing. Carry on. I am a normal giant owl in the tree. Do not mind me.
Horses have Low-Light Vision. Nightmares have Darkvision up to 60 ft.>>8709
Pay no attention to the owl in the tree. Continue doing normal Tracy things
I'm not leaving, I'm just in and out
>>8713was going to practice shape-shifting in the field
i try to find sechs.
>When there's multiple player characters you really can't leave alone at night
If you want to take over for Fae, have at it. She's all business, with the slightest bit of cheek when pressed afaik>>8716
More Sechs? kek
Focus on... getting bigger?
Great! I'll have her on top of a tree, hunched down, a long ways away, making use of a telescope or some sort of light bending mechanism to allow her to observe Tracy - if not hear her - from a distance without being spotted
The giant Tree? I was going to burn that down next chance I got
Now Sechs would actually have a reason to be near Trump at this time. Trump would be doing basiaclly the same thing he did in the morning - overseeing construction of the new stadium while also overseeing the training of the new Football Team. He would be there, at least briefly, to visit, watch, or talk about other matters with Trump>>8722
It's a coniferous forest so there are many large trees, generally of the same height
Small maritime scope, used for spotting objects at a distance while at sea
*touches flaming hoof to tree to ignite it*
Not quite, that's a different instrument
You're further away. Also can you do that?
Technically, she needs to be angry, but yes.
Nightmare can ignite combustible materials with the Flaming Hoof
So is that what you want to do all night? Light trees on fire?
She's dangerously passive aggressive right now actually, just aggressive really...>>8735Was going to just burn down the jibbernigger nest and deck it, but sure.
Carry on, weird fire thing
Please don't set the fuggin map on fire while I'm busy
Also I'm guessing Inferius has arrived by now
>>8738>no genocide mode
Well there goes my plan for the night...
Could she just be set on the path towards evolution right now (i.e. getting bigger)? If not, practice autohypnosis and Concentration with the whip.
Oh right. Order = Chaos in that order is either artificially imposed, or it is a natural expression of chaos in that Order springs from Chaos; Chaos = Order in that Chaos is the natural expression of Order, or that Chaos results in varieties of hierarchies which are an expression of Order.
She IS bigger. Haven't you looked?
She ought to focus on Trustworthiness
>>8742Also, you might want to set up an encounter for Inferius
>>8742I think you were going for Heraclitus, but hit more of an Adam Smith
Meh, I'm tired
Tracy looks at her hooves curiously (they're like three feet further away) and experiments with igniting and extinguishing them)
*Jumps in the air, attempting to hover again*
".... I can't even tell if I'm high anymore...." She mutters uncomfortably
Go ahead, run through the skies.
>starts feeling dizzy I'm going to combine the autohypnosis practice with the Knowledge (the plains) quirk, to develop towards etherealness>the sight of the meadow appears to blur and bend momentarily>>8749
*catches footing and takes off at full speed, leaving wisps of blue in her wake*
Is she at the stage at which she could change planes? Right now, she wishes she could be anywhere but where she is.
*keeps running, building momentum, getting faster*
Tracy's faggot also does a sleep.
Ambitious, aren't we? Only hours ago she was flying for the first time, and now she's already trying to plane shift. Not yet.
Meanwhile Thez walks up on Infernius.
"Hey, I appreciate the way you threw yourself against those robots, without even knowing what they were or why they were after me. Here," she places her ebony fly in his hands. "Her name is Uatchit. Call on her if you ever need to fly in a pinch. She's as fast as a hippogriff, and as maneuverable as, well as a fly." she smiles before <whoooof> she (and GM) retire.
>>8751>>8750>Our little mud pony is growing up, not so little anymore with weird new powers
Makes me sad in a weird sort of way. Like returning to my hometown and seeing that the old road I drove 90 on to get to school in the morning is now a several lane roadway, there's street light and a billboard, and the rice patties have been replaced with sprawling subdivisions. Or like going back up to see my grandparents in North Carolina, seeing the place where I once went between my Grandparent's house and my aunt and uncle's house - but my aunt and uncle divorced, sold the house, my grandfather died, and the forest has been replaced with subdivisions...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_PQ4fRQ5Kc End blogpost
was making me feel part of your plan?
I believe it was>>8755
I know those feels. Its been that kinda year>Ponimaru's CM
You mentioned caves earlier?
>Be out for a midnight run
>Be pent-up and angry as fuck
>Ever since you got wasted last night, you’ve been feeling sort-of… frisky
>You feel energetic, and a lot more bloodthirsty than usual
>Your muscles feel tight and sinuous and your hooves are literally burning
>And so you run
>Running is really the only non-violent form of stress-relief you know Aside from getting wasted
>Only, you're not running; you're flying
>And quite fast at that
>look down over the forest
>It looks.. beautiful
>You've never flown before
>Is this how pegasi feel?
>It feels... odd
>In fact, your whole body feels odd
>You're at least three times the size of your regular build
>pray it's reversible
>That wedding dress would be an ordeal to re-order
>But wait... aren't you dead?
>Has the dress order been cancelled?
>Has the ceremony hall reservation been given away?
You don’t want to think about it...
>And wtf is up with this fire?
>You're literally burning, but... your body doesn't hurt that much more than it usually does...
>In fact.. it's starting to feel kind of good…
>It’s like your anger is just flowing out of your seems
>You feel.. powerful...
>Like a princess even
>Well, maybe not so much...
>Certainly more powerful than the kitty though
>You look back, suddenly full of bitterness again
>There she is, still on your tail
>She's taking her sweet time, with those slow, bellowing flaps
>Why won't she just buzz off?
>You slow down a bit, looking venomously over your shoulder
>She's keeping her distance, still watching you with those slit-like brass eyes
>It's starting to piss you off
>You slow down a bit as you stare at her, sizing her up like a piece of meat
>With you at this size, she doesn't seem so big anymore
>She’s just a big, fat kitty-lizard
>She lands on a branch, still watching you
"Need we check you into rehab, little pony?"
Fuck off Khajiit, this is my thread.kidding
"Who is Kajit? Your drug dealer? You must know that I am the missionary of Football, America, and Elway, righteously chosen by Trumpaladin to be his mount, and to spread the word of Football in this dimension"
Carry on, just trolling
>>8764>Eeew! She’s licking herself!>You wonder just what your husband saw in her when he took her for a mount>You would’ve surely made the superior steed>You can feel your enlarged chest tightening at the thought>Even after you went through the effort of ordering that saddle…>You can feel the anger welling up inside of you>The plane begins to look blurry again>’It… it’s not fair..!’ you proclaim to yourself>The bitch’s ears perk up>Oh crap, she’s listening>So fucking annoying>As you gaze at her, you consider how easy it would be to just get rid of her>You’re certainly more powerful>... No.>Or at least, not tonight>It would be too suspicious for her to disappear while she’s tracking you>You’ll be watching her though>Biding your time...>You gallop about a dozen squares or so>She follows, slowly, with an annoyed but determined grunt>It seems her kind isn’t accustomed to flying long distances>Well, sucks for her, because you feel like you could ride all night>Take a leap>Instantly plummet 30 ft>”Oh shi-!” *catch yourself*>How the fuck can you trip in mid-air?>The lioness slowly flaps along, her face frozen in that expressionless, condescending glare>You scowl, snapping your lengthened jaws>start coughing uncontrollably as a ring of soot bellows out>Wtf, smoke?!>You’re starting to dislike being in this form..>Your throat feels parched…>It’s been awhile since-...>.......>You’re not that kind of mare anymore..>You’re somebody's waifu now…>............>You remember the taste of Soros’s blood>almost sweet, like a child’s…>You’d love to get the rest of him some day>Your husband was planning to defeat him after all>You get dizzy again, and the plane stars to look blurry>Your flames flicker>You feel exhausted>But you’re still pretty fucking angry…!>And so, you take off into the night sky, leaving a trail of blue-green wisps in your wake>And the kitty too of course>You chuckle grimly to yourself>You’re a tough mare; you can get through this>You’re obviously the superior mount>Those are your buttcheeks after all>The Ride is only beginning
>>8770Damn it, I thought that was Tracy! Even though I should have seen your hash
Second greentext ever attempted. Not sure if it contributes or detracts from The Game, but I had time to kill.
I liked it if that counts.
... How much have you been lurking these threads?
The meme mage is back
Enough to know who my favorite character is.
>2 new ids, 1 post each, 1 of which is a leaf
>>8780And who is it? (Probably not Torcuil, but eh idc)
i had to run a errand.
Its actually TRUMP. Infernuis is a close second.
Have we got the best lurkers or what?
Ehh i figured>Gives out drinks to celebrate
It would be torc, but your backstory is lacking a bit.
>>8788>Implying I could come up with one
I'd been thinking about it but I have no fucking idea
Thoughts or ideas anon?
You're welcome to play at any time.
The best backstories are usually tragic desu, infernuises backstory is bretty gud.
>so hoping will play
Find Trollestia, show her your rare Pepe collection, and take the development opportunity to have your character talk about his life back home in Scotland. Draw inspiration from the story of Merlin as a wildman. I like the idea of a 30+ year old vigin who lived in a cave studying ancient memetic symbol on cave-paintings.
Thanks once i get a good concept ill post,Im liking your arc btw.
Give me five minutes
Hmm hey gm can i be an angel summoner?
That reminds me GM, can we summon dead souls from hell in this limbo realm?
You're on the same path I am
Pretty sure that's a necromancer spell, and an evil-aligned one at that.
Probably, but not in your class.
OH! Oh I see what you did there. Ohhh. Well played. >>8802
No. Hmmm. Well, maybe.
Depends on how long it takes for this thread to become overbearing
GM, can we get me a back story time for me?
I can think of one legitimate justification. If you make an effective case, of course
>>8807>asking me what his backstory is
So yes to angel summoner?:^)
Wait. What justification?
Oh yes. ^_^>>8811
Aside from those digits? Why would Trump cast a spell which summons dead souls from hell into the Game?
No no no...
I meant set me up to give my back story>Give me a min cause I'm on mobile
Oh thats easy. In the aftermath of the constructs (whos bodies still haven't turned up for some reason) Thez is feeling quite celebratory. She's had a few, and is divulging information far more candidly than ever would normally. I'll happily detail whatever should later be asked You better not!
, in exchange for the players assuming an uninhibited social atmosphere/environment
I think he was asking for the oppertunity for his character to talk about it.
He actually showed his rare pepe collection to Trollestia earlier, but you never showed how she responded.>A dragonne’s wings are useful only for short flights, carrying the creature for 10 to 30 minutes at a time.
*Continues practicing flying above the forest map, just to piss-off the kitty-lizard*When could she develop the ability to shift planes?
Why, for the memes of course. This man in pic related:>Was the prosecuting attorney in the trial of Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, two Jews who were convicted of selling Nuclear Secrets to the Soviet Union. He claims to have been the one to recommend the death penalty be imposed, which it was>He was Joseph McCarthy's lawyer, and who conducted many hearings investigating suspected Communists in the US Military in the Army-McCarthy hearings>He was Donald Trump's personal lawyer>He represented Donald Trump when the Justice Department sued Trump for allegedly not renting to blacks>He respresented a Football League - Donald Trump's United States Football league - in an antitrust lawsuit against multiple mainstream media outlets AND WON>He aided Roger Stone in Ronald Reagan's presidential campaign>He Represented Rupert Murdoch
This man is Roy Cohn. He is pro-football, pro-America, a seasoned (judeo) Bolshevik hunter, and the personal lawyer of Donald Trump and other greats. He ought to be a meme. Admittedly, he died of AIDS which he acquired from being a literal faggot, which is why he's in hell
Also, Trumpaladin doesn't have a lawyer yet.
What races are on the table?
Why would she fly to follow you though? Do you think she can't see you flying from sitting on a treetop a little further away?
Le based jew
How many Jews have you had executed for treason? None?
That depends are you talking legal executions or not?
I'm talking the Trial of the Century. Left the liberals salty for a great many years.
Also, Roger Stone is Italian and Hungarian. He's Catholic
Oh, you mean SPECIFIC souls. What is their form, be it previous, 'current', or "potential"?>>8819
Who/what do you want to play?
Really? Roger always struck me as a jew.
Id like to play an emo alex jones.
Opops, meant for.>>8825
Form? uh... Human. Lawyer.>>8826
Well, the Wikipedia page says he's Italian and Hungarian with a generally Catholic background, so I guess he's probably not Jewish
*runs over to the other side of the map*
You learn something new everyday huh?
You mean towards the area everyone can see you anyways? See pic in >>8822
*lands outside the fields of Port Barry*
*walks into town*>>8825
Does the barding shop do hoers shoes?
You're describing something of a resurrection/summons, but you're doing so across dimensional lines. You'r not going to <POOF> have this guy appear exactly as he is. I don't even KNOW who he is. Are you looking to have an overly complicated lawyer on hand? Does it have to be this guy?
>>8834I've been meaning to track down the Jews' gold. Could my character ask around to find out where they lived?
She can begin to, yes/
I've got it written out, but I have to go so I'll post it later
>>8834>I don't even KNOW who he is... Does it have to be this guy?
Have you even read Art of the Deal? Or Ann Coulter's history of Joseph McCarthy?>>8835
Wouldn't the gold have been found by now by someone?
*is having hoers shoes fit*
"... Say.. About those weird long-nosed guys who used to do (((business))) around here, do you have any idea where they lodged?">>8838>Implying they're not experts at hiding shekels
It was already said that the gold was never recovered. A greed-driven Rogue is the best character to find it.
As you will, take care.>>8838
Well, Trump knows how to find it now
So gm alex jones who is depressed? Can i play it?
"Oooh, they never kept 'ta anywhere but the Sticky Wicket. Never cared for that place meself, their bartender is awfully stingy."
When you say angel, are we talking typical or archetypical?
THE WATER IS TURNING TH... whats the point *sigh*
An angel of death just to fit with my sad alex theme.
GM, can I retroactively cast EMINENT DOMAIN on the old Jewish buildings, and then build a Luxury Hotel, Luxury Condos, and of course, the Trump Grill, known to have the best Taco Bowls in the dimension?>>8846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvivICC0as
>>8843>The sticky Wicket>Check
"Thanks for the info. (I for got his nis name)">steps forward>steps back>confirms that the clip on shoes because fuck you, that's why! fit well enough.
*pays her fare and leaves for the Sticky Wicket*
Or does my character have to go through the "Kelo v City of New London" evolution in order to cast the EMINENT DOMAIN spell?
Why the spell tho? The buildings are empty. o_O
Wait, so its single-summon?
Yea like the pathfinder class summoner.
[4d20 = 40]>>8849>heeds warning
*Approaches the Sticky Wicket in stealth, from the side of the entrance*
Roll to detect activity inside (Listen, Search, Spot, Scent)
>>8851>The Buildings are Abandoned
I shall then use ADVERSE POSSESSION instead, since it's less costly. Also it's really not a hard question as to why the buildings are desired. The Economic rejuvenation of Port Barry means high profits for those who control prime real estate in down town
1776 will commence again probably. *cries*
I'm waiting for GM on >>8854
Also,>Why the Spell
Well his lawyer is dead, so he can't just file a motion in District Court
infernuis say we dont need court system.
Of course. We have magic>Casts ADVERSE POSSESSION on empty Jew Buildings
Don't trust the (((lawyers))).
dont worry pretty pony, me wont.
That's why we need to summon the professional Bolshevik hunter, defender of Football, and attacker of the MSM from the Infernal regions
What time of day is it in The Game?
Or you could just open the door and walk in.>>8854
You're being unnecessarily detailed about it. This is a "Gather information" moment.
Well, when your character left it was twilight, so... Did she sleep? Is it night? Is it morning now?>>8867>Or you could just open the door and walk in.
That is literally how the legal doctrine of Adverse Possession works
What did we just say?>>8867
What does she see?
Tracy is criminally insane: she can stay awake for days on end.not to mention all the moon sugar she ingested earlier
Bring Back Shekels?
So where I am curently? Gettin ready to drop some sick backstory.
What are you reading?
he turn on us trump?
The GM for not resurrecting Roy Cohn?
If Soros is any Precedent, kikes are demons (chaotic evil); so yes.
It better be T R A G I C
if me can brand his jew face, me go along with idea.
Has so much time passed where "BBS" doesn't mean be back soon?
She's still looking for the lost shekelsmaybe
>>8880>YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS
Torcuil decides to get trollestia away from Tracy before something happens with TrumpMomsSpagetthi.png
It is night,>>8880
U can play as emo AJ>>8875
Do it faggot
How do you post so quickly without getting flood detected?
My angel looks like the shinigami from death note.
>bread is starting to lag
>>8886She has to die now. Sorry...
GM what info does she find at the sticky wicket?
Have you seen death note?
I'm not sure. I was under the impression that "flood detected" would only occur if a perfectly identical post is submitted consecutive to another. Or perhaps you are clicking on the button twice, so the second time you are submitting the same post without the first having been fully submitted. Of course I also thought we set up a 10 second minimum between posts. It's also possible that moderator logins bypass anti-spam measures, although I don't think that is the case here
This bread is getting really stale...
Then I'll drop backstory
Set me up in a situation for dropping
>>8905Then you'd better sail this ship quick,
because she's gonna get it right after the lizard
>>8906"gonna get it after The Lizard" is making me thing of Monsters Inc for some reason
>>8906>Implying the servant of Elway, or the amazingly sexy mare are going to ever "get it." Unless by "it" you mean Trump's penis... that's only going in the mare
>>8908infernuis bang unicorn.
>>8908She's easily powerful enough to kill the kitty-cat even when it's buffed by the title.
Not tonight though.
>Did that so long ago its not even near the last 50
>>8909>Interfering with other people's shipsStick to white-knighting Thez, or you're going to get it too.
>>8911Bitch, please. Let me have a few rounds with her. I can beat her, easy
>>8913infernuis bang tracy?
Actually, where is Fae in relation to Tracy right now? She only has 60 ft of darkvision, so she would have to follow her into town to keep track. How many squares are we talking?>>8915Try me.
infernuis dont try things infernuis just do it.
... if Tracy weren't on fire>>8901
Sorry. of COURSE ive seen death note
Well, you were to the east of Fae when you did your walk because you walked away`from town out from the costal fortress. Then you headed back into town, maybe towards the main gate, so you'd have to fly past Fae to get back. So not as far ahead as you might think. And if she did lose sight of you, all she'd have to do is ask the guards where they saw a flaming flying horse
Whats next in character creation?
I thought I'd extinguished the flames and reverted earlier outside of the towns fields.
If not, did the barding guy fit the shoes on her in nightmare form, because that causes complications (didn't want the townsfolk to know she was a nightmare yet)?
Again, where is she? I just want to keep note of characters in the vicinity.
I'M GONA DROP THIS BACKSTORY HARDER THAN NORTH KOREA'S NUKES
(From the point of view of Torciul)
>(((they))) took over my land.
>it became a dystopian wasteland
>This dystopian wasteland had brought sorrow to me and my family.
>Slowly I learned about the Schutzstaffel.
>I became a member.
>We slowly gained more members, and started carrying out attacks against (((them))).
>Eventually one of our members was caught.
>He ratted us out, and we where ambushed at a meeting.
>I escaped, but my family was found and caught
>I tried to rescue them, but they where executed by a firing squad before my eyes
>I promised to have revenge against (((them))) .
>I escaped to the hills before I could be caught
> here I learned of Meme Magic
>I carried out small attacks agaist them
>My knowlegde grew, but my luck ran out
>I got caught, and was imprisoned
>I used my Meme Magic to escape the prison
>an arrow hit my arm during my escape
>I was able to make it too my cave before passing out from blood loss
>I then woke up in this world.
Plz forgive if its bad writing, my computer is still fucked up so I am mobile postig
I thought he was Scottish though? Is this a Scottish version of the Schutzstaffel?
That puts you in number 1 torc.
Unless you're defaulting to human: race, and then starting/proprietary equipment and a name is all.
Yea im human.
Can i have a flintlock?
Wait no! Put it at the top of the new thread when it is made soon
I could really use some clarification on this >>8922
Sure we'll go with that (couldnt think of a scottish varient)>>8928
I can do that
It's pretty clear. You left your position into the forest, landed in a field outside the north gate, went though, found the wickitty splickett or whatever it's called, and ordered something
Yes. When/as you're ready, you find yourself awaking with a start in relatively simplistic bare room. The surfaces, walls and floor are an opaquely dark glassy substance. You're on a bed, and aside from a glassy chest at the foot, there's a single door. In your possession is a familiar pistol, which you recognize immediately.
Have ou heard of our Lord and Savior Kek, and his son Stefan Karl Stefenson?
I know that much. The question was about the fire: they probably wouldn't even recognize her like that. I'd just be a lvl 11 difficulty, Huge-sized flaming monster waltzing into town and asking for shoes.
I Scream "I DID IT I BROKE THE CONDITIONING" at the top of my lungs.
Do some character development on trump you can still catch up.
You underestimate how distinctive Tracy's appearance change has been. You're the pastel blue pony (MLP style), with a spiked collar and armor, who was recently flying to and fro. Its all good.
Can I put out the fire?
How does Trollestia react to my Backstory?
So what does she look like now? The same as before?
>>8942>*stops, drops, and rolls*
Okay, back to normal. Pretend she did the things I typed earlier.
Whether you do or not, my point is the people will be like "Oh, its that one. She's with the group that had the giant shiny Trump guy who cut the arm of a friggin' huge demon, before beating the crap out of those constructs,... all this after btfo'ing the (((rats)))
It's going so be pretty difficult to earn the Assassin prestige class in this town...
"It needs revision," she says.
Its a start thought. >>8944
Her appearance hasn't changed THAT much, she's just bigger, and with apprpriately bigger accoutrements (cuz I'm lazy and am going to sleep soon and don't want to have to re-o interactions with townspeople.)
You just need to kill everyone
Then no one can catch you sneaking around>>8950
What do you mean "revision"