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This(these) thread(s) started as an experimental attempt to determine whether a D&D type game could be possible over an anonymous imageboard. The results have exceeded my wildest expectations. During the week, these threads consist of game meta discussion, shitposting, bants, and more shitposting. On the weekend its on, and its something far more intense than standard pen and paper; I'm still trying to figure out all the aspects and elements.
New players are welcome at any time, and with that let me tie up the previous questions.>>13269
Nevermind that, I was trying to help you get the unicorn right away, but its gone now.>>13270
First off, you're BOTH wrong. Its an Archmage, but no one outside the Archmage knows that so spoilers.>>13279>>13282
Just because a race or species is listed as 'Outsider' doesn't mean they cannot migrate to other planes/realms.>inb4 Trump says something about going back or w/e
Additionally, these factions (there are many, above/beyond the ants) have been written into the story, have been there the whole time. The ants were part of all previous 'boots' of the story, and have had successful and beneficial relations with several iterations of the active party.
The travel ban on outsiders limits those who's home is/remains any of the outer planes from entering willfully OR being summoned from interally.
Meaning, it is impossible to summon foreign ants from their
home plane, but one can readily interact with ants 'from' this plane.>13285>13286
The scroll will come up in the future, its relevance has to do with a particular location which will be obvious after inspection. As for the potato, I'm sure he will never be heard from again. Ever.
And with that, the Game continues.
>>13314>it's gone now
The opportunity, yes. Its gone now, you'll have to deal with the dwarf if you want the unicorn.
Who exactly is Ben again?
Ben runs the jewelry shop
Why'd he need Ponimaru to deliver messages for him?
Because its part of the contract he agreed to. Ben's business contract is currently Thez' only way of communicating with the party, and if you think you're taking the Terrascue AND Kefka down without her, wew. Just, wew.
Ah.. So, the contract allows Thez to communicate with this plane then, with Ben as the middleman.
I need to stop beginning posts with "Ah". It's even more retarded than stuttering irl.
But it's his unicorn. How am I supposed to take someone else's property except through dealing with the owner? I already tried to take her by civil asset forfeiture and confiscation for customs violations, and you shot that down.
The contract allows them to exchange cross-planar business materials, supplies, and resources. This is made incredibly difficult because time in Hell moves MUCH faster than the Game in the passage
of time, but much slower than the Game in the actual procession of days, weeks, months, etc. It is for this reason that a year in Hell feels like an eternity, because it is experienced as such even though it takes place in a chronologically short amount of time.>>13326
Well, you could've adopted the habit of beginning your sentences with 'well', so quit ur bitchin.>>13327
Yes, because it was jewish cuz you would have appropriated her for your own use
Pssst, mainboard rape
>>13328>something something legal confiscation is Jewish
Uh, yeah? When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
I'm not sure how to respond. When you word it that way, it seems as though you are making my point of me.
>>13330>When police departments and district attorney's offices confiscate goods they sell them and keep the money
When they do that, they're being pretty fucking Jewish.
I'm not understanding you. Trumpaladin wants to acquire x that is in the possession and presumably ownership of party y. He can't rob and murder party y because of character alignment restrictions. That leaves a number of means to that end
Yes. "I want that. I should take it from him cuz reasons and then take it for myself." That's textbook jewish.
Have you ever bought anything for personal use ever? By your logic, if you answered yes, then you are a Jew
No, because I have paid through labor to acquire the means, and I've always given fair and agreed value of time from it. I've only used credit cards this past year, so I can state that previous inequivocally. Xp
What is Trump proposed to offer Korak in exchange for getting his shit jacked, other than a new guy to kill?
Then why did you say "the opportunity is gone, now you have to deal with the dwarf" as if to imply there was any other way to take possession except through business contract, if the only valid means is business contract?
Because fuck you, that's why>>13340
I don't understand your question. Are you talking about when Tourcil took the elves?
Because he wants to kill you now, there is no bartering or trading or whatever with him.
The game left off with Trumpaladin just having made a deal to resurrect all Pirates Tourcil murdered in exchange for the unicorn, and with the Pirates all invited to a football game
Yes, and that deal was made before Korak would return to the ship and find the elves gone. Now, he's pissed because he's been had.
He hasn't reached the ship yet in the game
No, but that's where he's going next.
Then it's not a forgone conclusion. Let the arch-negotiator do his thing
Then you might want to put all of your skill points into diplomacy, because he's gonna' be mad…
I look forward to it. I've already thought of two possible scenarios in which no one has to die (though there will be beatings)
>>13354>he's gonna be mad
I promise he won't be the only one
I'm more worried about being forced to compensate for the lost items.
He really should ask the pony if she brought anything back with her.
Brought back from what?
From the jew hoard. She did mention it IIRC.
I said she pocketed just whatever looked most interesting that she could carry with her (so I guess the most valuable-looking coins and some gems).
>>13356>compensate for the lost items.
You mean the slaves?
Yes, and there was nothing interesting. Tracy could however use this opportunity to reveal the side-pocket of the quiver if she wanted to improve relations with Trump
Trumpaladin assumed that if Tracy had taken anything, she would have produced it to him to prove that she found the hoard at all. If he finds out she had coins or whatever and didn't mention it, he'd assume she was secreting it away, which he's in a far too optimistic mood to even speculate about.
>>13366>expecting a yandere relationship without secrets
She'll surprise you with it after the wedding ceremony. Until then, your respective properties are under separate domains.
>>13361>You mean the slaves
I think that no character, not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves. Inferius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy don't even know that they were carrying elves. Only Trollestia and Tourcil know that the elves have been removed from the ship - not even the pirates know this. I am not sure anyone at all knows how many elves were removed. When Korak tells Trumpaladin that some of his cargo is missing, Trumpaladin is going to have to take Korak's word for it, with regards to the fact of it being taken, what was taken, how much was taken, when, and how valuable>>13367
He specifically requested that she disclose all findings. It's even in the agreement concerning the child
>>13369>He specifically requested that she disclose all findings.
During the talks with the Dwarf, she said "I have assets." (didn't say how much, because she didn't count it yet). That was conveniently just a bit before to Trumpaladin put his hand over her mouth to stop her from speaking anymore.
As for the Jew-gold. She already declared that.>not even Tourcil and Trollestia, knows that the elves were intended to be sold as chattel slaves.
They had shackles on and were being stowed in the cargo hold, m8. It was pretty clear they were slaves. Trollestia could also speak to them, and it she understood they were being held captive against their will.
Regardless, the situation is that Korak is going to return to his ship, find out that his cargo is missing, and then that's when things will go down in the next session.
>>13370>I have assets
That refers to, well, assets that are hers
.>mentioned the Jew gold
She mentioned that the she found the location of the Jew gold. Taking a portion of the Jew hold into her personal possession and never declaring it (or waiting until a "wedding") is a specific circumstance anticipated by trump when he asked her to help find it and when he made the agreement not to take the child.
GM said no one knew it was as chattel, but if Tourcil and Trollestia infer (if trollestia talked to them it didn't happen in game play) that they are slaves, then that's their little secret
>>13371>Taking a portion
I said she took a few coins and/or some gems if they looked interesting, as in for the sake of bringing back proof, not taking a large portion for herself to do whatever (what would she do with just a few coins anyway?)>assets that are [i]hers[i].
Thez's intentions may have been ambiguous when she gave her the quiver, but Tracy already would've considered it and its to be a replacement for her knife cozy.
Anyway, just focus on your own character's knowledge until that point in The Game comes up.
>>13373>as if for the purpose of proving the find
Legit question, why did she not produce it when she said she made the find? Was she waiting for him to ask?>the quiver
The quiver is Tracy's. It's none of Trumaladin's business.
I am focusing on my character knowledge, damn it! Right now, he's under the assumption that everyone can get everything they want, and he can in fact have two scoops.
>Torc made the dwarf mad
This should become…
>>13374>why did she not
Short story: I was lazy.
In hindsight, a few coins don't make for much proof anyway.>>13375
Next session is going to be fun especially since I didn't get to kill anything last time.
I was being deliberately ambiguous. Giving you her quiver was a very calculated decision which was pushed earlier in the fight than I had intended because Tracy was already unarmed. It was intended to be a replacement knife cozy, and the side pocket is a bag of holding the size of a broom closet. You had mentioned the efficient quiver or whatever it is (Elohna or w/e) and that's essentially what Thez' is, except more suited to brutal murder.
It was known through limited empathic 'dialogue' between Troll and the slaves that they WERE slaves, so her response is entirely accurate. The removal of the slaves was a given as soon as Torcuil summoned her. What isn't known is the state that an angry troll would leave the below-deck of a slave ship in, but it was intended to cause massive butt devastation.
But you did, you defeated 5 gibberling clusters
I know this is the kind of thing that really would be settled in gameplay, but did all
of the Pirates who were conscious leave the ship and go to Trumpaladin?
Also, since the trip from the building to the ship has got to be at least one quarter mile, maybe more, do I get several free actions?
I just remembered that after typing.
>>13382>doesn't even remember killing what sounds like a large number of things
Does nothing sate you?
My bloodlust knows no bounds.
I've got a meme up my sleve since "omae wa mou shindeiru" didn't work, so fun is accurate>>13376
One is killing the dwarf
That would fix our problem
>>13385>killing a guy who would be a powerful ally to have in combat against the archmage or other battles, who has a powerful small army we could call on, who is well liked by everyone in the town, who could procure for us rare things from far away, and who knows much about our enemies
No. Just no. That should not be your first thought
I'm guessing that's either some sort of Celtic or some sort of weeaboo
GM, what to the additive modifiers on a Monster's skill list entail? As in, when using a monster's natural skill that says "Concentration +25", does that really entail a +25 addition to the roll for the Concentration check ( i assume it doesn't, but what does it do?)?
Also, after counting her skulls, Tracy moves over to the library and looks at the atlases on local geography, in an attempt to garner information on the Emperor's city. (it's not actually him I have to kill before i can get the assassin class,
is it? He seems like the final boss, almost.)
There's a page full of modifiers. It's something like a 10 or 11 breaks even, les is negative, and higher is a few points added
I think Tracy would start where she left off, which is in Trumpaladin's arms as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks. But noted for when there is time laterI knew you were full of shit when you said you were not trying to take him for your assassin class
>>13389>as he walks with the Pirates towards the docks.
Weren't they all at the tower?I didn't believe it, but I felt it was implied. I was just wondering who the "Emperor" in question was for the quest.
>>13386It's weeaboo, but fun fact: I have never actually watched anime. But cletic could be good to use
And he's also a slaver, keeps dropping hints about wanting to steal Trump's wife, and who know what else
Besides, pirates don't have a reputation for being honest.
His first mate could be a completely different story though.
They were all outside of an apartment which would have been inside of a newly constructed tower building in Port Barry, presumably located next to the main plaza. It's not going to be a full 58 story building because there is no steel and I'm not sure if I can get away with mule-powered elevators, but it's still much taller than any building previously existing in Port Barry. Trump left to go with the Pirates to their ship after he made the deal, so he could help execute the transaction and talk them into converting to Football/whatever other arrangements are necessary to get them into being reliable allies. He picks up Tracy and carries her so he can be she isn't off doing something that would mess everything up *cough* Tourcil cough *cough*, so he could have an ally should the Pirates try to fight him, and frankly because poor Tracy being left alone was just kind of a sad sight. So they should be walking now just outside the apartment building.Actually you're right, it's an entirely different guy that Thez mentioned in some letter. Just if you go kill this guy, be sure to tell your Flashy so he can send in an army to complete the job of spreading freedom and democracy
Eh, no one is perfect. But we can talk him into different industries. You know, if given a chance to talk out these problems.>wants to steal Trump's wife
Trump doesn't have a wife in this dimension, and he stopped doing legal marriages after getting a criminal conviction for bigamy in his past life. But I'm sure that if he did, she'd be so desirable everyone would want to steal her. But wife stealing from a professional and notorious waifu thief is not so easy.>pirates are not so honest
It was established that he and the Pirates could be trusted so long as it was in their best interest to do something. They want glory and good reputation, they love and carry about Port Barry, they like wenches, they don't want to die and know we can kill them, they want the arch-Mage dead, they took interest in the Broncos, and they stand to benefit from the economy being successful. So really, there's an extremely high amount of overlap between their interests and the group's, besides the fact that they can be bribed and threatened. Their behavior is frankly more predictable than certian
party members, and in a way more trust worthy.>first mate
He might be better. He might be a total dick. What we do know is that Korak was willing to offer his ship as support in attacking the arch-mage, and was willing to provide a large amount of information about our enemies. He was also willing to back down after having his ship robbed and his men murdered. But thank you for mentioning the first mate, I'll think about recruiting him.
That's precisely what it means. This is why it is necessary that players dole out their skill points, so I can give them more than a 10 in stealth, for example. A saving throw or skill check is influenced by the relevant attribute (ex: dex for tumbling or the following), the character's skill rank (20 or w/e) and other miscellaneous modifiers from items, spells, or w/e. A 15'th level rogue can only have a max rank of 15 toward an attempt to set a trap. With a decent dex he would probably get a +2. This means that on a 20 die-roll he could make a DC 17 trap. That means that another rogue needs a 17 or better on their spot check, and roll a DC 17 on their disarm check, also with modifiers applied.
I've been almost entirely nerfing the skills system so far.
Think about this. Do you want this freedom mission to go down more like after killing Ghadaffi in Libya and no troops were sent in, or like Iraq where there was a proper occupation alongside killing the dictator? Except of course minus the pulling out part. Because as Tracy should know, Trumpaladin does not pull out.
I was hoping to allocate my characters skill points and levels when I finally got the class I wanted… I guess I could (with some help)
if it'll make the game smoother though.>tfw your super-saiyan form is still boss as fuck though
Would she have time to craft some potions at this point? I was looking for Potion of Rage.
No potions. You can hold off applying some skill points, but you use stealth alot. Without applying points toward it, rogues like Korak can see you without rolling just by skill points.
Act like you're assuming my character has Good intentions/alignment. I don't even know who the target is, so the rough draft intention is "Kill this guy because he's a faggot and make a scene out of it people hate him, but mostly just because I want to and need to release all of this pent-up edge before I explode, and I kind of want to try the stunt that Thez suggested."
Please to asking me to clarify character motives. It's spoiling the fun.
Stealth is especially important to classify because its 2 checks in one; first one has to initially hide, then they have to move silently to maintain stealth. When moving they are beaten by listen checks, and when stationary they are beaten only by search checks.
To give up on? No. I'll say the chain control is part of the nightmare-ism if you're worried.
Oh I don't care about intentions or whatever, I just want newly opened power vacuums to be communicated to my character in time to take advantage of the situation
Good, That makes things easier (psi powers are complicated anyway).>>13401
Does she have time to add an armor-plate around her abdomen?
I'll say this much. If I suggest a course of action, consider it an intuitive thought that if gone along with might trigger a cinematic progress that will most probably result in a peaceful and beneficial exchange. I won't tell players anything more that "perhaps if", or "You should consider" or something along those lines.>>13408
I would think a chest-plate would be less encumbering. Also to the earlier bone/skull question, it occurs to me that such materials would totally fit with the nightmare motif, as well as Tracy's character in general. Yeah, you can have an armor thing. You'll need it.
Oh I was talking to "Mrs. Sentry," who wanted to start a party in some foreign land without inviting her Flashy. He said something about "stop asking for motives," and I was trying to explain "I don't care why you are killing this guy, just please give me a heads up so I can try to influence the new management"
Gotcha. I threw in the bit about courses of action just cuz I was reminded. Trump and Tracy are the ones most involved in advancing the story, so that was an fyi.
Also, Infernius attaining meta-psionics without changing classes confused me: how does acquisition of abilities work in this game? Can meta-magic/psionic abilities really just be attained through study? I'd just like some insight.>>13409
We skullhoers nao.
Alright, there were three giant skulls and several other bones, and Tracy is experienced in working with them. They should make sufficient light-weight plating when attached to the hydra-skin armor.>tfw no pics on Jewgle to illustrate what the armor looks like
Why you gotta wear such garish armor? Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor or something stylish like Korak's dandy armor
>>13413>Why can't you wear beautiful bronze like Fae's natural armor
Don't. Fucking. Tempt. Me.
I've been wanting to do that for quite a while now: I had to make excuses not
to do it.>bronze
A skull breastplate then, layered/secured over the hide w/ straps? Not enough time to fashion the greaves so I'll say it's +3 for now?>>13414
This, it could still happen. Itd make some nice crafting supplies too,… HD Hide (hydra/dragonne) would be most swank.
By the way GM, I've been meaning to bring this up in gameplay. Can Fae be transformed into a Unicorn by Tourcil?
She'd make the most awesome armored surcoat too. Think of Hercules's Nemean Lion pelt, only with shining brass scales.>>13415
Did that use-up just one skull, or all three? Anyway, that should at least protect her baby-maker.>>13417
Unicorns and lions are natural enemies even in European mythology. Also, really?
Polymorph, yes. A willing subject can be given new form for 1min/level (Torc is 15) which 10rnds/minute is 150 rounds.
I'd think one, the giants have big heads compared to a pony.
Well, I guess 15 minutes is technically
long enough for my purposes if cast at precisely the right time, but is there any way to do it for a much longer period of time?
Permanency spell, but that's beyond any character's ability
Tourcil can cast "seeming" on any subject, right?
Yes. Seeming is an illusory disguise spell. Tracy has a mask that can achieve those benefits without a spell though,….
What would be the wisest distribution for those 6 stat points we have to allocate? I was thinking mostly dexterity, but idk… I was figuring she'd be in her monstrous form in situations during which she needed the epic strength boost, but I'm not sure exactly what each stat is useful for.
>>13425>6 stat points
I think you mean 3
Ah… *smacks self for doing it again*
Put that all into Dexterity then. She's already got monstrous (though limited) strength for situations where she really needs it.
I thought about that, but, well, that's Tracy's
That's… Actually a very good allocation of skill points for your character's play style
Nightmare-form fighting feels like a separate play style altogether, but increased Dexterity seems better in both forms (especially since she can't use her hooves to hold stuff in that form, despite huge strength). It should at least be useful enough for stealth and speed.
How many skill points did we have to allocate again?
TRacy's dex is now 19 with subsequent bonus increase in several areas including AC and skill checks.>>13430
I need to know Tracy's experience layout, including experience reserve for assassin (don't save them, by the time you kill the T and the nerd, she'll have more levels anyway).
Most classes have a formula for determining starting skill points, and gain class-specific points per level. I can crunch those numbers for everyone except Tracy right now (unless Infernius devoted more levels to psionics).
And with that, I'm out
>>13431REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Another character now has more points in some skill than mine does in charisma. *screetches childishly and autistically*
What is my lay out again?
i multi classed into jedi.
What are your clerical domains anyway?
>>13397>stop dragging your feet
NO fighting plz
Come to your consuler with your problems
Everything that didn't already go into Rogue goes into Blackguard. I've completely given up on Wilder, Pyro, and Psionic Fist, so just say those went into BG. Last I knew, she had two levels in Blackguard, but she'll need more in the future to realize her ambitions
As for the rest, save it for Assassin.
>>13451>How is she fit for black guard?
Well, she's already got the prereq's for it. Nightmare is the quintessential Blackguard mount too, so the thematics fit. Blackguard spells are lawful evil, so that fits my ghost rider narrative.
Also, I'm an edgelord and a megalomaniac to boot. I have since changed the root of my character development plans and ambitions.>>13452
Oh hush. You're only barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements for Paladin anyway.
It's the lawful part that seems difficult to reconcile with her>Barely meeting the Lawful Good requirements
I'll rebut this when I can think of an argument
Look, all I'm saying, is that she's been on knife's edge to getting exterminatused for a while now
Well, that would explain the root of the problem THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, DAMN IT
I wonder what kind of spells natsoc could have..>detect Jew>antisemitic field>Iron fist>Blitzkrieg>Whiteskin>Gotterdammerung
Could also look up Buddhist/Hindu rituals for aesthetics: they have 6 gorillion that involve swastikas as an essential part.
Why doesn't your OC have the stars and bars painted on him though?
Shooping isn't easy you know.
he dosent know about north amareica.
But he repaints his OC (err… permutation of Iron Will) fairly regularly>>13465
My character and yours need to have a talkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn9CLxtifXc
So how many again?
I assumed 15 in rogue and 2 n blackguard, unless there could be more in BG.
What kind of sword does your character use again? I might attempt shoops, if I find the motivation to stop being a lazy faggot.
That would be 17 classes total. You have 15 total to allot
In that you are correct.
If I take 13 ranks in Rogue (pretty sure that's minimum) and 2 in blackguard, will I still have the skill points needed to get the necessary ranks in disguise, hide, and move silently for the requirements of Assassin?
Well, Korak was able to spot you without any sort of spot or listen check. I'd be a bit worried about that.
Yes. Before taking the 2 blackguard ranks, you have 130 skill points to distribute. Rogues always get the most skill points, and it only takes 1 point to rank in class skills.
From Blackguard you also get 6 additional skill points as a blackguard
Wait, I did that wrong. Here's the equation
1st level: (8+1)x4
Additional levels: (8+1) x (increased levels)
36+(9 x 12) = (ans) + 6 (bg) =138 skill points.
No more than 18 points per class skills and no more that 9 per cross-class
Trump has 54 skill points, Torcuil has 72, and Infernius has 36
So Tracy can max out disguise, sneak, and hide and still have 84 skill points.
I'm still confused as to how this all works
>>13476>Harvest souls ability
Wait, is that even a thing? The closest thing I can think of is Death Knell. Pretty sure only Necromancer's can pull a soul from the body.No promises.FYI. I normally make combat decisions based on what seems "edgier", so don't give me ideas if you don't want to see something.
At 2nd, you get aura of evil, detect good, poison use (blah), dark blessing (charisma bonus to saving throws), and smite good 1/day.
At what level doesn't she get Bull's Strength then?
So that's the game you want to play is it?
You also get 1 1st level and 1 2nd level spell per day
Actually, can I spread those points between Wis, Int, and Dex then? I didn't think I would have so many skill points available when I put that all into Dex.
Skill points are different from ability points. Also, your character has a lady bug charm that you never use. What do you want to trade for it?
GM, what are Trumpaladin's ability points?
His +3 has not been assigned yet.
>>13490>your character has a lady bug charm that you never use.
Forgot about that.>Skill points are different from ability points.
I figured she'd need the Dex for stealth.>What do you want to trade for it?Moar evil magic.
I get it though. She's a beast at this point, even when not transformed.
Any chance you'd be willing to make a deal on the last bug charm?
>she's a beast at this point
Take another look at the number of rogue skills. You'll see pretty quickly why that class needs to have four times the number of skill points as the paladin class. There are far more things you need to spend it on
GM, does the strength modifier apply to attacks with melee weapons?
Of course, damage as well.
Which incidentally, Infernius better be careful not to break himself with those arms.
>>13491I could have sworn you had him at 14 Int last time
Are magical beasts covered by the "handle animal" skill or something else?
No, Trump would need a separate skill for that (exotic). IDK about Int, above is whats written down. I'll look back when I have time.
In terms of Etherealness, how many actions does changing planes count as? Can sneak attacks be done in the same turn as changing planes?
If my profession check is high enough does that mean I will not be denied a business loan
>>13499>change planes AND make a sneak attack in the same turn
No. Just no.
Its a reasonable strategy. Note that Tracy's perception of the material plane is limited to immediate surroundings (5-10') when in the ethereal.>>13500
That's precisely what that's for>>13501
For skill ranks, does the ability score modifier give free ranks, or free points on a skill check?
Also, how do I gain the Negotiator feat?
They ability modifier is added to the skill and other modifiers on a skill check.>>13504>Negotiator
Choose it. Everyone has 6 feats plus whatever bonus feats for race or class.
If a new ability point is applied to int, raising it to 14, would the int modifier retroactively apply to skill points gained (since it would raise the modifier from +1 to +2) or only prospectively?
Am I eligible for the "Inquisitor" feat?>>13503This idea has already been explicitly considered and rejected
I never said that>Inquisitor
I took improved sunder for Blackguard, but I'm undecided about the rest. Any suggestions?
That only applies for spaces that are filled with solid material.
Anyway, I've been playing true to the Element of Unoriginality: all of my options I've considered have been rip-offs of something I've seen on 4chan.
You would need a light armor proficiency for your current setup (technically medium also to add the breast plate, but its not a full breast plate yet). You would want two-weapon fighting to go double-knives,….
Could quick draw apply to switching between weapons?
I'm feeling like Negotiator, Leadership, and Multi-attack
Yes, but don't forget that Trump needs 3 feats in armor. Oh hey look, humans get 1 extra skill point per level, giving trump an extra 15 skill points, same for Torcuil
what are the racias for minotuar? also how many points can i put into a skill?
18 in class skills and 9 in cross-class skills. Cross-class skills take 2 points, and for minotaur I used Hal-orc stats, which were already applied
I need three feats to wear heavy combat armor?
My power grows
Yes. Armor proficiency pertains to a character's ability to move in armor, as well as utilize it properly in combat (deflection, protecting vitals, etc.). Its not like weapon proficiency where you get a negative to attack.
So I can max out in three skills and have 15 points left over?
>inb4 Diplomacy, Intimidate, and Bluff
The wiki says Paladibs and Clerics get armor proficiency (all three levels) as free bonus feats
It does, carry on. ^_^
can i put skill points into a non class skill?
i want to do a reverse mr bearington.
Yeah, I thoughyt of those, but I also considered that the boss fights would be in Nightmare form (only 1 weapon), so for those only I was considering something like:>great cleave>Improved bull rush>rapid metabolism>Awesome blow>Two-weapon fighting
Most wouldn't be accessible unless transformed, but would work well when facing a damned army. I was figuring Silent killing in pony form; and charging beast in monstrous form, for dire/extreme. situations.
Also, aren't blackguards proficient in all armor types?
Nevermind, light armor is an automatic feat for rogues>>13531
Huh, so they are. That makes no sense, but w/e>>13532
Kek. Remember, you're saving one of those for Thez
It will be remembered. /)
post pic i didnt get to look
Although, if I took those feats, she couldn't craft a Vorpal sword..
That's fine, I'll figure out another way to acquire one eventually.
Funny you mention that. I've a quest in mind that accomplishes just such a task (acquiring uber-master Smith)
>>13539>Wasting those buffed-as-fuck arms
You should dual-wield battleaxes or clubs
Maybe pic related.
*pony ears twitch*
but the blades are vorpal.
*Minotuar ears twitch*
Mind you, that will be three sessions off at the very least, but yes its literally in the cards.
Wait a minute.
If I chose the special Paladin feat "Devoted to a Cause," and if my patron grants me access to the Law domain, does that mean I can cast that Dictum spell Thez used?
>Paladins can chose a feat whereby their mount can Smite Evil
The Smiting has been doubled!
I was thinking greatclubs that did additional slashing damage.
Isn't Hitler in the War domain? I bet they would count as his favored weapon.
Idk how weapons work… I just know some do both bludgeoning and slashing.
Should I put a few points into Control Shape to make Tracy's monstrous transformation less bullshit?
the clubs have blades attached
The dictum spell is listed as one of the spells available under the law domain http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Law_Domain
The effects of the dictum spell depend upon different things though, so it probably wouldn't be as powerful as when Thez casts it, but having the ability to at least paralyze non-lawful
Allies who piss me off
enemies would be remarkably useful.
The feat that allows access to a Patron's domains is here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
Actually though, I think I like the Charm domain and especially the spell "Charm Magical Beast" even better.
So a literal fasces? Sure, have at it.>>13553
Quite. I didn't know about the domain feat, It is so.
So, what can I do with these skill points?
Basically you want to max out on the things you already do and whatever with the things you do less/not. There are lots of Mage-skills that are useful in context.
vorpal fashaxes im gonna get the uber forger to make them.
>>13558>i wasted trips on this shit
What are Tracy, Tourcil, and Inferius's hit dice?
What would be the best skills for a mage?
You could probably craft them now (just a bunch of uniform rods and an axe), minus the vorpal attribute.>>13560
When transformed, Cauchemar Nightmare has 15d8+105.
They're physically the beefiest of all hoerslike creatures. Not unlike mudpones.
I figured she'd be pretty squishy in warpony form though, unless I'm wrong.
could lennos craft me some FashAxes or can i?
Tracy: 13d6 + 2d10
Torcuil: 15d4 + 15
Infernius: 15d8 + 60
Those are base die-rolls, without accounting for race.
So I roll 15 4 side dice and add 15 to the result>>13565>Torc is a puny human cause forgot about race
Does human get any bonuses?
Infernius spent quite a while working with him, so i wouldn't put it past him to bundle a bunch of sticks around a reinforced battleaxe.
Not sure if the characters have the time before the next round though.
Correct, and no modifiers for human.>>13568
Not of masterwork quality, and not near enough for vorpal. Lenos can masterwork, but now Infernius is a student so he's on his own.>no time
Torc can give him his old axe things now that he has his dagger
do i get some free skill points in craft?
Definitely taking Charm if that is one of Trumpaladin's patron deity's domains
Also, holy shit, these spells. Can they work on player characters?
Sure. +3 in blacksmithing (I'm combining weapons and armor)
Okay, I think I've picked three for Torc>decipher script>Autohypnosis>spellcraft
Fuck. Celestial Chargers have saving throws of +15. At least Cauchemarsare easier targets
Is there a way to increase the chances of a spell working against a saving throw?
Yes, spells can be directed at other players, and in some cases affect other players whether directed at or not>>13574
What classes besides Clerics can use Domain spells?
updated char sheeeeeeit
HD 15d8 + 60
the bracers of armor +4
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
"burn" flaming sword.
Feats>Dodge>Psionic Weapon>Greater Psionic Weapon>Wounding Attack>Psionic Body>Psionic Dodge
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
REgen stone ,
belt +5 str
what is my swords hd?
Paladin. I don't know, but I suspect a level 3 Blackguard with a patron could as well
I know of powerful Patrons, but I dare not speak'th thy names.
The DC (difficulty class) for a saving throw is determined mostly by GM's whim cuz its otherwise a ridiculous calculation to do for every spell.
A 1 in 4 chance to succeed with Charm Monster or Dominate Monster is pretty good odds I think. 1/2 for a cauchemar
How many domains does a diety usually have?
uncle SAM wouldn't like that.
Serious question, I'm trying to make a list.
3-4 depending on deity scope
Don't worry about it, it was a Paladin unique feat that only exists in this edition. It may not exist in Blackguard version. Even if it did, you'd need 7 or 8 or 9 levels in Cleric or Paladin/Blackguard to access these spells.
It's a more interesting question for Inferius, since I bet he can access multiple domains and he has the required number of levels.
Also I don't see any information on the number of domains gods have
are my domains ok?
Um… Either way, can we say my Patron Diety includes Charm within his/her scope?
eleway is charming.
>>13578>the faggot writing this would make a character sheet, but can't remember my stats
I'm gonna look for them tonight.
I'll be back in ~3 hours.
Speaking of which, Gods in this game should be memes.>Ebola-chan: Destruction, Glory, Charm, Repose>Tay-sama: Artifice, knowledge, Trickery, Community>Epona: Animal, Charm, Community, Travel>Winter-chan: Weather, Protection, Water>Kek: Chaos, Darkness, Trickery, Magic>Hitler: War, Nobility, Glory, Law
How does this look?
truth should really be a domain of hitler.
GM, can I cast in succession Dominate Monster, Geas, and Charm Monster in successive rounds? I can't quite find the limits
that would be a hell of a concentration check.
>>13603>Implying those aren't all the same thing
I knew GM would want to decide that, so I didn't step on his turf.
Goddamn right the holy trinity is unity. That's my Patron Diety
Meant to type Liberation in place of Tay's Trickery.
Done, needs work tho like >>13603
I'm reconsidering things already…
Maybe:>Elway: Community, Glory, Liberation, Creation>Ebola: Destruction, Repose, Air, Evil (but it's a cool evil! She's a devil anyway.)>Kek: Darkness, Chaos, Magic, Rune>Tay: Artifice, Knowledge, Liberation, Good
I'm new to this…
Actually, replace Magic with Trickery for Kek. Chaos, Darkness and Rune are a must for him.
Ebola-Chan doesn't equal Nurgle?
You tell me. I figure Air because it's her dream to become Airborne.
Unicorns only have a 6 Will score, even if Celestial Chargers have a 15
Also, GM, what are the Will scores on the player characters?
Actually, there's no point for Ebola to have Repose.
Replace that with Charm.
why would she have charm?
Unicorns are immune to both charm and compulsion.
What were you planning?
Get rid of darkness for Kek>Hilary Clinton: Darkness, evil, email, jews
Kek IS Darkness though: he's the deification of the darkness element of primordial chaos.
Fine, but I better get some dark spells cause of this
You forgot: >jet fuel, steal beams
But on a serious note, could I actually do this? Just phase inside characters bodies, find a 3-inch air/fluid filled space, and then just annihilate them from the inside before they even knew what was going on?
i dont know of any rules against it.
MY LITTLE PONY EXISTS IN D&Dhttp://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Unicorn_(3.5e_Race)>>13619
The spell resistance you mention exists in the 5e, but does not exist in the 3.5e THANK GOD.
But obviously, something to make Trollestia stop fucking things up, and "charm monster" on the Slovenian Unicorn>>13625
I still think that was already rejected
>>13629>spell resistance does not exist in the 3.5e
Check again. It's under Special Qualities.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Celestial_Charger
You'd have to take them to dinner first, like an honorable Paladin would.
Fuck! The 3.5 is immune tooREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother fucking fucking fucker!
I'll find a way
You know, if she's a my little pony class and not a large horned-horse, then the racial bonuses need not apply
i think elway should reprimand him.
>>13625>3 inches of air to teleport in an 8 foot 1200 pound horse
How is this anything other than teleporting inside of solid substance? If there is a 3 inch pipe below ground surrounded by bedrock, and you try to teleport an eight footlong, 2 foot diameter, 1200 pound horse into the 3 inch pipe, are you doing anything other than trying to teleport something into solid matter?
Second, why should we assume the plane-changing starts at a point that expands until the entire creature is through? If instead it functions like a door, then there would need to be a hole that is big enough for the creature to go through, something like 3 feet by 3 feet for a horse like entity. And alternatively, what if the entire horse thing enters all at once? Then it would have to displace all of the matter at once.
Now if the entity is smaller than the area it is coming into because it is shrunken, that would be doable…>>13636That's literally how the charmed spells work. The unicorn is already there, so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
It would only work if one maxed-out Escape Artist to get Extremely Tight Space: allowing one to fit into a space the size of two inches or more.
I'm not about to blow skill points on that though.
>>13638>so no need to pray for him to deliver one.
That doesn't mean he couldn't see
Also, I read the Paladin description. Where does it say they have access to domain spells?
>>13639>there's a skill that allows someome to fit in 2 inches
Right here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Feats
and here http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Devoted_to_a_Cause_(3.5e_Feat)
It's a feat named "devoted to a cause." The description is:>You gain access to one of your deity's domains. You gain the domain's granted power and you may add the domain's spells to your Paladin spell list, up to the level that you are able to cast. For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
Oh, I never saw the class feats before. It doesn't show up in the wiki I use…
Would've liked Kick 'em While They're Down..
>>13643>Kick Em' While They're Down
Can't you take that anyways though? The only requisite I see for it is the "sneak attack" feat, which you probably get for free as a Rogue
Idk how class feats work, but I'd like that one.
Do we care?
To be fair, Torc is the only reason hhe did that shit….Shit that puts him in worse light
How many points does it take to max-out a skill?
I geniunely think I can completely slavage the situation if only given about three rounds worth of talking without things actively getting worse. If Tourcil wants to cast a "Now hol' the fuck up" spell that freezes all pirates (and preferably player characters) for a small number of rounds, should the pirates indicate they want to fight, it would be appreciated.
But seriously, like what the hell on some of these spells? With a 45% probability of overcoming a saving throw, I can perfectly mind control a Cauchemar in a single round. If only I can keep them within 60 feet of me for 10 minutes, I can geas player characters
with 60% probability of overcoming a saving throw. But charm a unicorn into sleeping with me? Nope.>>13652
It's player level plus 3 at least for me.
I can charm Korak though
>>13653> like what the hell on some of these spells?
They're Domain spells: spells of God (think Moses in the Exodus). That's what it means to be a Cleric: Clerics have to be devout to their patron deity's creed (one slip and they lose their powers; not unlike a Paladin staying Lawful Good), and they have to pray for their spells in advance to use the God's powers (GM just cut out that part, because he wanted to steamline things). That Homebrew you referenced was basically a mechanic that shattered the divide between the two classes.
>>13655>Thinks I'm opposed to daily prayer
The Denver Broncos are the sole proprietors of the football cup. In the days before football, there were no cups, no Football, and no Broncos. The Ponies wandered in darkness, for there was no light to guide them, and they did fornicate with each other for they knew not what else to do with their time.
Then the light of John Elway came unto them, and he brought forth the cup from which all blessings flow, and he did bade them to drinketh from that cup, and that which they drank was Football. And so it did fill their cute widdle pony bodies with the heavenly goodness of Football, and their eyes were open.
Thence no more did they fornicate with each other, but did fornicate with John Elway, who bade them go forth and fornicate with Anon, for to fornicate with a pony is to fornicate with Football.
Well, that's fine, although the regular game drawback would be you had to also decide and prepare (there are materials for rituals in some versions) which spells you were going to use for the day.
A Paladin is the same, although their spells are much more limited (no domain spells in canon), and they prepare them through morning meditation.
If you wanted to multi-class a a Cleric to get more divine spells, you probably could, although you wouldn't be able to level-up a a Paladin anymore, due to Paladin's special restriction.
>>13657>Multi-class as a cleric
Without this feat I think access to the spells would be impossible, because most of these spells require something like 9 levels in Cleric, which would be basically impossible and not worth giving up the added levels in Paladin.
Well, it's up to GM to decide these thing.
Imo, if you wanted two classes worth of divine spells, you may as well have just been a wizard.
>>13660>you may as well have just been a wizard
Or a meme mage
GM, what magical meme powers can I get from pic related?
I'm pretty sure an item like that burns the hand of any non-Chaotic, non-Evil wielder…
Otherwise: the power to effortlessly smite all your enemies and take over the entire world.
Fort Refl Will
Trump +9 +5 +5
Torcuil +5 +5 +9
Tracy +6 +8 +4
Infernius +9 +5 +9>>13639
Oh? You're not? That's a shame, I'd have let you.>>13652
LIke I'm gonna tell you in advance
I absolutely was later on, I just wasn't about to
start an argument with him about that.>tfw Will-let
..Y-you can't control me..!
I don't understand what these stats mean
If she falls to Dominate Monster, the caster would have the ability to experience what the target is experiencing, short of sensory input, besides the ability to give orders.
There is also another way, but I don't want to name it.
And besides those two, I'll find something https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMwUeVawng
Was Tracy able to find any worthwhile info in the atlases in the Library during the period before the next round? I want to find more info about the continent and exploit the local knowledge skill.
Also, I've chosen the two Special Rogue abilities for Tracy at level 13:>Bonus Feat: Improved Overrun>Bonus feat: Dire Charge>>13551
Not sure if this was seen, but is there a way to rank-up this ability to transform more freely?
One more question: Does Magic Vestment oil actually transform the clothes into heavy armor, with all mobility drawbacks?
Alright, I definitely want "Devoted to a Cause" as a feat, with John Elway granting Trumpaladin access to spells and the power of the Charm Domain. If not, I'll give up on it as soon as it is explained where in D&D canon a rogue can transform at will and with no spells into an extraplanar monster and back again, or can psionically control chains, or any number of other things I can and will find.
Besides that, I will be selecting Leadership, Negotiator, and Quick Draw as feats. That would leave me two open feat spots hat I have not yet filled.
I would like to ask if feats like "Great Constitution" and other "epic" feats like that are restricted to those with 20 levels in a class or higher.
I will be allotting my skill points as follows (tentatively, I may change).
Sense Motive: 18
Knowledge (Royalty and Nobility): 5
Knowledge (Religion): 10
I will be adding +1 point to Strength so
Plus 2 points I want to wait to allot until I have specific information>>13691
I think the next round is going to have to start immediately, or within 10 minutes of where the last round ended off. Making giant skull armor, going to the library, studying or whatever, is going to have to wait until a lull in the action, which I think could happen after the immediate pirate situation is resolved, but before the next stage of the action.>>13691
Are you willing to make a deal on the ladybug charm?
>>13690>Wanting to wear girly charms
It's a wife's duty to defend her husband's masculinity. Just what kind of deal with Tracy's Faggot would you be proposing to overlook that?
Also where was the post where the new gear received after the Soros battle were listed? I'm in the middle of typing my own sheet.
Can I ask Tracy really nicely to let him borrow it indefinitely?
Its a table depicting fortitude, reflex, and will saving throw modifiers by character.>>13690
Yes, I'm definitely glad I made Trump Good.>>13691>Vest oil
No, it doesn't increase the weight or encumbrance, just the armor bonus. Thez uses Magic Vestment, and she's neked.>>13693>I'll give up on it as soon
Dammit, he's onto me. I'll allow a partial skull breastplate because it was inquired about some time before characters were in the current advancing timeline with Korak, so I'll let Tracy have it.>>13691
Soon, very soon. As for transforming, some skill points would make sense.
Don't bother asking. She'd keep it from you for your own good.>wanting girlish charisma
>>13697>Not willing to dress nicely for a husband whose work depends on image
And you really should rethink your bone armor. Just yuck>>13697I'll let you keep taking GETs, trips and quads. You know that's a bannable offense on /1ntr/
Oh no, she'll wear it, she just wouldn't let you
wear it, because she knows you're a man with high standards.
Well, should someone's bone armor happen to be thrown in the trash, or should someone's flag be changed to Canadian…
How do I apply racial modifiers to hit dice?
Last I checked, she was a fiendish warpony, so her species hit dice should be 2d8+8 (17 hp) but I have no idea how much that is…
Let the GM do that
Got it (although I'm still having trouble understanding) I'll figure it out.
13d6 is rogue hp, 2d10 is blackguard. Tracy gets no constitution bonus. The values are not set, and while I reserve the right to modify HP rolls, I'm leaving it up to players to make the actual rolls.
Playing Lawful Good is very difficult because everyone is evil here and everyone deserves to be purged. But when you play like that, like Tourcil did with the slaves, it just has bad consequences for everyone. It robs you of allies and resources you need for later for fights against more important and more evil enemies. So you pretty much have to narrow your focus on what evils you want to fight, and adopt a sort of "The enemy of my enemy dies second" attitude and tolerate the existence of a great many evils so long as it is necessary to achieve a long-term, over-arching goal.
I'm basing this in large part on the foreign policy of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, which was focused around doing anything necessary to fight a great and dark evil, overlooking numerous smaller evils in the process. I also take inspiration from the civilizational goals of the George Bush and William McKinley foreign policy, which sees America as an ideal worth spreading to others. Donald Trump's Domestic policy, especially in Immigration, also forms a large part of my understanding of American good.
Of course, I included a hell of a lot of Donald Trump's actual life in the way I play this (am I the only one who has read "Art of the Deal"). The paranoia and megalomania are a personal touch.>>13696>Tracy have breast plate
Shouldn't the characters start that scene naked or almost? Is there a moment to put on Armor?>>13701
So there is nothing for which you would be willing to bargain the ladybug?>>13708
So… I can have "Devotion to a cause"? Besides this, are feats like "Great Constitution" available to those with less than level 20?
Does Trump get any bonus, racial or otherwise, to his 15d10 HP?
Epic = lvl 20+>bonus
Yes, a combined +15 to total (+1 con for each level)
What's Tracy's Con Stat again?
Is this feat possible for a Paladin? http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Inquisitor>>13712
Is there nothing for which you'd be willing to bargain the ladybug?
HOW DO I GET THIShttp://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Power_ArmourI kind of just assumed I had something at least aesthetically similar
A Psionic Paladin>>13715
Her Char was also 11, right?
Do you have any idea how many rounds ago the post that listed the new gear was? I'm trying to make a character sheet.
I'm taking a sword.
Uh, new gear? I don't follow.
*cries in corner*
Oh, that post. Yeah, that works, although I'm waiting for Tracy to actually dig through the ducats before I go into any more detail; there IS more detail after all.
She did, and she even gave you the combination. See above.
Aren't the characters at the the tower?
No, it's a very different building. One in town
is the map maker done with my map?
Trump and Tracy are at the apartments, Torcuil is at the tower, and Infernius is,… not specified at the moment.>>13727
Now I'm confused again
cool cool are we in cinema mode?
I will say nothing except that this slight has been noted and will be remembered
Inferius should be outside of the apartment building, which does not have a specified location but should be near the main plaza. You will be able immediately to join with Trumpaladin, Tracy, and Korak and all of the pirates as they go to the harbor. Or go immediately to the map shop
GM, if I can select actions, I would like to don armor before leaving, at least through the medium level, pick up my arms, and while walking, CALL MOUNT. The time during the walk should be filled with attempts at friendly dialogue
Alright. This is Tracy specific (no one knows this) but here's the quick rundown on Thez' ducats.
There are about 13 pieces of jewelry ~1-1.5k in value, floral patterns and motifs.
There is a little over 1kgp in assorted coin (mostly larger coin, with some pieces and plates of platinum and other metals).
There are dozens of chains of larger and smaller capacity, all totaling about 2kgp in value.
There are several bracelets, bangles, and other assorted jewelry valued at about 3kgp.
There is a matching set of embroidered velvet gloves, "pants", and masquerade mask, totalling 1kpg (gilt, stones, etc.).
There is a pile of earrings, ear cuffs, toe rings, totalling about .5kgp.
There is a small empty skull-shaped bottle with a jewelled stopper (.5kgp), and a larger spherical bottle that is so full there is no air in it, also with a jewelled stopper.
There's a solid-gold garter with rubies along its surface that has the "knife sheath" that she wore openly. The sheath is a sheath of holding, capable of holding anything from a dagger to a claymore as though it were a wee pocket-knife.
There's the frilly-lace and platinum garter which has the array of stones and which is the combination device that holds "the" stones. There's the mounting jewelry that Thez attached the quiver to her tail with, which is an over-the-top piece consisting of fragmented rubies arranged in a manner that makes it look like dragon's scale.
The whole material value of the set is near 100kgp, and if one knows what's inside, the value is more like 500kgp.
how do you open locks with no fingers?
stab keyholes with knives
How did this get unspoilered?
>Gilded, Silk Adorned saddle that her husband never uses
Maybe if she tried half as hard to woo him as Fae did, she'd get further
grrentext dont mix well with spoilers
It was partially spoilered earlier>>13737
What is kgp? We've been using shekels?>All of this fine jewelry that would look great on a trophy wife but is never usedWhy did Thez will almost everything to Tracy
It was just godawful to read completely spoilered. I went to look at it in Edit and there was a "s" but no ending. I edited out the spoiler because it was just awful>>13741Sitting on it uselessly like a dragon on a horde or a jew on his gold
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
>>13733>Thez wrote me out of the Will
Another slight that will be remembered
Like I said, it was just a rough draft; I didn't intend for other players to read it take it to heart. I just wanted advice from GM.
The foal will have a great upbringing.>>13745
You can have access to it after you finish the wedding ceremony and become part of the unified family.>>13733
Is this in the bag, or is it part of the stuff that Tracy would've found in her room and transferred to the treasure chamber in the >RapeDungeon during that week after?
The damage is done. No matter, he does not need Thez any more than he needs you. Not anymore.
It wasn't a Will, she just threw it all in her 'pocket', and ended up giving that to Tracy cuz OMFGWTFBBQ
Kgp = 1000gp>>13745
Are you KIDDING?! She gave u her frickin' sword!!!>>13747
Purely bag contents, omitting the pieces u know about (dragon crown-thing, butterfly brooch, ladybug charm, etc.).
Was the side pocket itself gifted to Tracy?
So is a gold piece a shekel?
Only counts as one item
The side pocket is attached to the quiver, so yes. A gp is a shekel.>>13752>only one
What a jew
>>13753>What a jew
You clearly see that the items were not distributed even remotely close to evenly
So it's Tracy's quiver?
Are you a commie then?>>13755
Because it was in Thez' pocket when she gave Tracy the quiver, cuz Tracy had no weapons. It wasn't "Gorshk, I'm gonna give all my wealth to Tracy", it was a hurried "put everything away" and then later "What? No weapons? Here".
The only items that were given with deliberation is the items that were left in the rooms.
Better question: Why does Trump's faggot care so much about who has what monies?
My memes were rationed-away by a faggot in a communist thread on /pol/ who insisted that my collection of memes gave me an unfair advantage in thread banter.
>>13767>fucked up twice
These nice men here of the NKVD will accept your surrender and take you to the train that will take you to the gulags>>13766
The fuck is that?
I never gave a fuck about them, but sometimes I pretend to, just to stick it to the kikes.
I don't care about them. At my university they are a bunch of leftist extremists.>>13776
I dislike the Palestinians more. The Jews and Israelis here don't riot or threaten violence>>13777
I'm watching you
id rather associate with muzzies than kikes tbh , at least the muzzies are up front about how much they hate us.
>>13778>riot or threaten violence
I don't condone that at all, unless it's in Israel.
>is watching virtual divegrass now cuz you fucks are off the rails
GM, I've determined that I want to allot the remaining two ability point to my charisma score to bring the total to 18.
Also, how many of the Charm domain spells can I cast a day?
wes just talkin bout them khazars masta
Watching while shitposting with one hand.>>13783
Clerics prepare two Domain Spells at the beginning of each day.
That makes sense>>13782
Can I talk at the same time as casting a full round spell and while invoking a free action? Also, how much can I talk in a round?
I'm going to start by putting 8 ranks into Move Silently and Hide, then put 4 ranks into Disguise.
dont forget to add it to your sheet
Do I need to add species/racial bonus to my character sheet? Should I list bonuses and skill points separately?
May as well just max-out Hide and Move Silently to 15 each.
Holy fucking shit
Thats long as hell
GM, could I kindly have my level as I go digiing for stats
no just write that you have a bonus in it
I just wrote up a speech to give to Korak that will probably piss off GM, but my God was it fun to write.
I really want to RP this
Before anyone gets too carried away, please note that Tracy's Cauchemar transformation IS NOT on par with a full-form Cauchemar, and that her stats and abilities are likewise NOT on par
We can all find the page. We know she exchanges her normal stats for those when she wild shifts or whatever it is called
Okay, I remembered she has more limited shifting between planes
Whats a Cauchemar?
And whats Torc's level?
I have him as a 14th lvl Sorceror, 1st level Theurge (15 overall)
[angry nightmare noises]
Basically a Nightmare with a couple extra feats and a lot more strength.https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cauchemar_Nightmare
Feats listed for Nightmares/Cauchemars are for actual nightmares/cauchemars and not "recently augmented player types". Deal with it.>>13732
Before added bonuses (which I recall were all put into Dex) I have Tracy's stats at S 13 D 16 C 11 W 9 I 13 and Ch 11.
Where'd the +2 str, +2 wis, and -1 Int come from?>>13795
Okay char sheet time
Allignment: Choatic good
Class: Meme Mage
14th lvl sorceror
1st lvl theurge
Lvl 15 overall
(Weapon) Self-affecting magic
>Staff of ultimate power
(Weapon) Traditional spells
(Tool) Allows the moving of metal objects, using magnetism
(Item) Used to prepare Meme Spells
>Ring of Jumping
>Ear cuff(?) Of blinking
>the personal shield thingy
Hit die: 15d4+15
Ring of protection +3
GM, in the play session last Saturday, I did a Sense Motive check on Korak, and you listed all of the things he truly wants and values. I could not find it when reading through again. Could you please reprint it?
When did I get that?
At the same time you got the bracers
>>13809>Becoming a Jew
Do I really need to say anything?
You can still bulldoze, Trollestia did it quite easily last round, you're just not the size of a small house. Poor you.>>13808
1. Korak, 2. Money, 3. Ship, 4. Pirates/Barry/etc/wtfe
I don't know what you're referring to, but that's the list
>>13812I will devour the Jew and claim the spoils his throne!
Why do you think I want the whip and vorpal sword? I had an ongoing theme of her inheriting the powers of the enemies she consumed.>>13813
I was hoping to duel her in the future and prove which beast was the superior monster… Oh well, I'll show her someday.>small house
The wiki says it's the size of a light war horse
A huge creature is not the size of a light war horse. A LARGE creature is the size of a light war horse. A huge creature is 125%-150% the size by height and/or volume.
id suggest creating a seperate sheet for the ghost horse form.
Ah. I was wondering why the entries on every site I visited listed that creature as Huge, but still said "about the size of a light war horse"; it made little sense to me at the time. Must be some error in the listings or something (idk how the game works though)
I thought it was really weird, because she's always depicted as holding large knives
Huge would mean that a 6' tall human would be standing face to chest with her.>>13814
Meh, I'm not impressed. It does good job of describing a baseline (10-11) but totally nerfs the higher stats.
>>13823>Wielding weapons at all in Nightmare form
Is the hoof attack not good enough for you?
Since she doesn't have 31 Str in Nightmare form anymore, I guess Awesome Blow is disqualified. Can I have Improved Multiattack instead?>>13824
She'll always have a knife on her.
Of course she'll always have a knife on her. Using it when all you have is a hoof? I don't know…
She'll hold it in her mouth, like she did during the last boss fight.
Does she have three natural weapons to attack with in nightmare form? I thought she just had her two front hooves?
Does she still have dexterous maw in Nigtmare form?
Dexterous maw was part of the Awakened Horse homebrew. I assume it still counts when transformed, because the head shape is not unlike a horse's.>>13828
She has three: two hooves and a bite attack (nightmares are predators)
So, are we gonna do anything tonight?
Well, if you are not getting full Cauchemar strength then you might as well
Be advised multiweapon attack applies only to natural weapons, not to melee or magical weapons. I wanted it for myself until I discovered that>>13831
God I hope so. I've been preparing for a while now
After review, I have Torcuil and Troll at the tower. Trump and Tracy are at the apartments (NOT with the pirates), and Infernius was at the back of the pirates when they left, not sure where he is headed.
I took a 3 hour nap and have lots of beer and coffee, so if everyone is ready and still in the surroundings (board) then we can get started
What happens when Torc leaves thtt booth thing?
GM, I would like to note that I should now have 18 ranks in Diplomacy, as well as 5 in Knowledge (Royalty), and 18 in Sense Motive, besides the negotiator feat and a Charisma score of 18. With "Devotion" and the charm domain I can invoke that domain's power - a charisma increase of 4 points for 1 minute. With a full round devoted to casting the spell, I can also cast "eagle's splendor" once a day as a Paladin spell.
So this means I would have
18 in Diplomacy, +2 from synergy from knowledge, +2 in Synergy from Sense Motive, +2 from the Negotiator Feat, and +4 charisma modifier from my normal charisma. If either Eagle's splendor or the charm unique power is activated, that rises to +6. It rises to +8 if both are activated
So I should have +28 points added to a diplomacy check on normal and up to 32+ if the spell and special power are activated>>13833>>13834
I'd like to start walking with the pirates as they go back to the docks. I do not want to leave their sides. I prefer to be carrying Tracy in my arms
It should take several minutes to walk to the docks. In that time I would like to chat with Korak and the pirates and very importantly, CALL MOUNT.>>13837
If Inferius is seen within range, "Inferius, please come join our new friends."
He's still hungry>>13836
Are you going to put armor on first?
If it can be done without losing Korak (I can invite them in for alcohol to buy time) then yes, with Tracy helping or a random pirate helping if possible. If it cannot be done without losing the pirates than no, I will not be
oh hey trump. what do?
Torc trys to find the mess hall, looking hopefully for some haggis
Interesting choice, pajamas then? The pirates have had a long night of booze and impromptu fighting, and are eager to turn in. In following them, you would run into Infernius, and can call him along if you like.
There is a replicator straight outta star trek. In a moment, there's haggis.
"Make friends. Tell them about the Jews - not just Korak. Help us bring back the bodies">>13843
No Armor? Okay then. Call Inferius and, I cannot emphasize this enough, CALL MOUNT
>>13843>Eager to turn in
That's quite alright. Their resurrected companions will be waiting for them at the football game in 12 hours
Fae comes swooping in from the air, to the amazement of Korak and the pirates.
"Ye're just a barrel full of surprises ain't ye."
F> You called, Lord Trump?
i start reading a few passages from mein kampf.
outloud to the pirates to see if any of them are interested
"Why thank you. This is my mount. Fae. She knows all about Elway, Football, Ponies, and America. Trump tower is in the air, so I will need her to fly me to it when I help you."
"Please be ready to carry me and items as need be.">>13848
Alright, for now I've decided to allocate skill points to>15 in Hide>15 in Move Silently>5 in bluff>5 in Sleight of Hand>10 in Handle Animal>4 in Disguise
What benefit would I get if I invested points in Control Shape?>>13839
*puts on armor*
Let's say Tracy fell asleep in my arms
You should accompany me. Ideally in my arms
You mean aside from being able to legitimately control your shape better? Armor noted (hide is easier than plate).
Can I get partial armor like leather armor? Failing that, can I get a business suit? Failing that, can I get literally anything more than pajamas?
You can have a business suit, but no time for more if you want to keep up with the pirates.
I will take business suit
Taking both weapons
I forgot to specify
I put all my skill points equally into the 3 I picked>>13852
Torc decide to rest for awhile, until he can figure out what to do with the piratesI'll be back "soon"
She'd wake up as soon as she smelled the lion>*sees lion*>*sees the jewish dwarf that shot her*
Now she's pissed-off.>>13856
I was going to try to have her assume hybrid form for certain situations, but now I'm not so sure how beneficial partial transformation is.>>13857>Trumpaladin not only wearing the most high-class golden armor
Do full armor or just a classy business suit.
"So what did ye come back out here ta meet me fer? I thought our business was concluded for the night, all things considered.">>13862
Here's the skinny. Smaller = faster Bigger = stronger. There's less significant elements, but that's basically what it boils down to. You can smoke and fly in either form, but you can't NOT smoke/fire in big form.
"Calm down little pony. You got something from me last night and this morning she's never gotten. You may just get more if only you stay good
>Full armor or suit
Good point. Business suit only>>13863
Also a good point, but it was complicated by sex and needing to like like I was having sex>inb4 have sex in the suit
I wanted to show Tracy more respect than that
"Concluded? It's not concluded until it's executed. Let me take your men and the unicorn."
"Where is she anyways?"
are any in the group interested in my preaching?
"Are you sure you wouldn't rather stay in some of our apartments?"
Most Anons wear the suit while fucking: it's part of the deal.>"calm down"
[suppressed stabbing sounds]>>13864
Sure, I'll take 9 points in that then.
Could she advance her transformation further by taking more ranks in the future?
Well, that would explain why he was able to put in on so quickly
*Pets pony to calm her*
>>13866>take your men and the unicorn
I'll need clarification on that statement before continuing>>13868>pirates
Nope, they just sorta walk around you.>>13870
The arrangement was that Korak would drop any claim against him for Tourcil's attack, and also deliver to trump the unicorn, in exchange for Trumpaladin using the Entertron to resurrect the men killed by Tourcil and Trollestia. Trumpaladin is very eager to carry this exchange out
"Oh no lad, the arrangement was for ye to give me the Scotsman, and in exchange we don't kill the lot of ye."
"Don't worry Inferius, they are just a little tired. After they wake up bright and early at 4 PM they will be more receptive to your message"
… also the resurrection bit
"Now that's not what I recall you saying at the tower."
"You can take his celestial charger if you can catch her though. But I don't recommend trying. She's difficult to deal with"
me hope you right.
nobody take meme man!
>I gotta go for the next 20 some minutes
Tracy makes a look like she's about to stab someone in the next 2 minutes if she doesn't get her space
"Brb. Going Ghost."
And with that, she phases ainto the ground and disappears somewhere off into stealth.
Torcuil was never removed from the barter list, and while Trollestia was included, Slovenia was never agreed as also part of the agreement.
The agreement stands at:
Party coughs up Torcuil and Troll (and the yet undiscovered lost slaves), and in exchange no one else has to die.
And THAT is how you legitimately stealth in plain sight. >golfclap
"Fuck. She better not fuck things up.">>13883
"Now don't play silly with me now Korak. I know you value your men more than that"
Trump moves in front of the group and addresses all of them
"Isn't that right men? Haven't you got the greatest captain ever here? Willing to go to great lengths to get his men back?"
Trump addresses Korak specifically
"I can see why they are so loyal to you. They respect your loyalty to them'
She did t in Trump's arms. She could have done better
Nervous, but joined cheers of accordYes! Play to his vanity! Its obvious when you look at his attire!
>one last moment
Tracy leaving really does fuck up contingency plans.>>13887
"Three Cheers for Korak!"
You lot ALL fuck up contingency plans. Xp
Korak raises an eye at you, but accommodates and goes along with the cheering. Many backs are slapped and laughter is now bubbling through the advancing throng of pirates (there's about 30-ish, its a big ship).
"Korak, I know you're exited for all of the opportunities that are coming up. I know you're tired too. I'll explain so much more to you when you join us tonight at the football game"
Trump addresses the whole group
"Join us, 12 hours, for the football game! I tell you you'll love it."
"Korak, there's a tradition where I come from of giving applause and recognition to important men beofre football games. I don't mean like business men, I mean true world leaders. Our equivalent of Emperors. The people of Port barry would love to address their founder tonight"
"I don't take to ur meaning, but I'm not mindin' the sound of more entertainment!"
More agreement from the pirates. "Then its settled, we meet tonight for this Football, and American, and whatever else ye been sayin', and we won't kill the Scotsman (for now). Deal?"
"Korak, I understand our Scotsman has violated your trust here. He violated mine too. But please don't think so poorly of the man. As I said, he's from a different place and time. He wasn't looking to harm or insult you or your men, he was looking to do what he thought was good. We'll reprimand him for certain"
"Yes, of course. And your men, whom you value as they value and appreciate your allegiance to you, who were unfortunately killed last night, will join you at the game in perfect health and a little boozed up by pre-gaming if we take the unicorn. Please don't mind that part, it's just that bringing people back from the dead is quite a feat. I know they are worth it to you, noble captain"
"Well the way I figure it, if ye can revive him, we can kill him without harm right?"
More laughter from pirates.
"Ah, but if I give ye the unicorn, whatever will I attend this gala event on?" he says with a slight glint to his eye. "I'll keep the mare for now, I hope you won't be too put out by it."
*stops to seriously consider this possibility*
"Well, I haven't met him since he did whatever he did. I'll see what his intentions were, what he did, and consider what is appropriate"
"Aye, ye do that. It doesn't do to allow one's subordinates to start thinkin'. Ye never know what sorta trouble they might brew when ye back is turned."
"Well, in my time, we had something called "pick ups" that we would ride out to the game, and we would keep them in the parking lot, get drunk on the back of them, and grill hotdogs. But there's not room to ride horses inside of the stadium. But I'd like to meet her and dress her up. I don't mean to imply I could do a better job than you. I mean, look at you. I just would like a personal touch. But if you want to arrive in style - true style - we've got multiple flying animals here. My dragonne. And Tracy, wherever she is">>13899
"That indeed, that indeed. I wonder where the blue one is"Fuck fuck fuck! He found one Trumpaladin's weaknesses
"Ah appreciate the consideration, but I assure ye, we've plenty of finery to gussy her up with. Don't ye worry, we'll make an entrance, don't ye doubt!"
Where was that Slovenian Unicorn being held again? Go over there.
This is gonna be so good, you don't even know
Unknown at this time. She hasn't been seen since the initial encounter.
Could I Track her down?
Yes, by scent. She's near the docks.
On that note, a unicorn is a pretty rare piece of cargo; the townsfolk should still be gossiping about seeing it. Tracy could ask around and to see where she was led off.
Something clicks in Torc's mind, and he feels like a retard
Torc> Trollestia, where are the elves?
"I do have faith in you. I just want to inspect her before taking her. Don't you worry, we'll be taking your men now. They will be compensated for all of their trouble, and told what a truly good captain they have willing to forgive slights and relinquish valuable items for their sake. There love for you can only grow. We'll have them tell their stories to the town at the game so the town may know of your magnanimity, and their love may grow."
calls out to the side
>>13908>Where are the elves
Isn't that the beauty of it? No one knows
|Rolled 18, 12 = 30|
Follow tracks in stealth
Roll for stealth (both checks are +15)
I got this, just wait>>13910
Oh no one asked you ye bastard
"Inferius! Can you come close to me?"
They're downstairs (the treasury area)>>13909
K> TAKING her, whoa lad, I'm still missing the part where I agreed to that, tho ye're welcome to link to tha post if ye can. Also, they already sing songs about me,….>>13911>tracks
Its scent, and there's a gaggle of pirates in the way and in the surrounding area.
"Believe me, they can add verses. As I said, healing a wounded person is one thing, but dead three hours is another"
T> Keep them safe, I have to fix what I have started
Torc gears up before leaving, and then casts "I believe I can fly"
Follow scent then.
Where does it lead?
Put on Mask to disguise self as delivery boy, in case anybody gets through stealth.
A second time, Trump calls out to the side loudly
"TRACY CAGE!" says much more softly "and she wonders why I don't trust her to be a mount"
May as well make disguise check (4 ranks, +8 with mask)
Quick question, what does blinking do to Torcuil's aappearence?
Torcuil, from the tower exits through the main entrance and takes flight.
Just imagine it for the moment, leaping from a 120' tall building without fear or regret, and gliding along across airwaves, drafts, and gusts. Ahhh.>>13920
Tracy has separated and is out of audible range.>>13922
It's +10, but k. You're a skinny delivery boy with freckles and a foppish hat.>>13923
Good question. A pity you haven't experimented with it yet. Xp
Okay, follow scent towards unicorn. Ask gossiping townsfolk if need be.
"Korak, I am not sure I want to explain why, but you may want to go make sure your horses are secured. All of them. Now"
Hmmm, Torc activates the blinking. He flys into town, formulating his plan
"What're ye gettin' at?">>13925
Any interactive investigation will take more time than you have. You know its one of the buildings near the docks.>>13927
The surroundings begin to strobe/flicker from 'reality' to a gray and windswept barren (even of land) area. Torcuil notices his speed increases.
Keep looking for unicorn.>more time than you have
What's she waiting for?
Uh, can I use that autohypnosis to get a better look at the gray place?
"I'm sorry, it's just I am a bit paranoid. A couple weeks ago I lost some horses to a notorious horse thief. I thought the situation was under control and then I realized while walking that it was not."
*Trump activates contingency plan Delta*
"Tell you what. Keep the unicorn. But I want to see where she was kept on the ship"
"Its not custom, but I think it can be arranged for ye to see the ship.">>13933
Its a shapeless wasteland of nothing but wind and the occasional fragmented shapes. The ethereal plane is not known for scenery.>>13932
Oh give it a minute.
"I am going to tell you right now that all equines you own are in grave danger. But as you said, I am full of surprises."
infernuis has confession me have always wanted to see the inside of a pirate ship.
Strange, but it gives me an idea
Torc lands, and with precise timing, torc stop the blinking in the ethereal plane, takes ten steps forward and blinks back to The Game
"You may well get your chance Inferius">>13938Ponimaru fucking deserved it and Trollestia would have. But don't worry, you may just have inadvertently increased your Flashy's bargaining power
"Tell you what Korak, I agree to your arrangement. Deliver the Unicorn to the Stadium at game time. Be advised that an insane, powerful, and stealthy horse murderer is on the lose and there is nothing I can do about it at the moment"
Does she find the unicorn or not?
Jesus, they aren't even to the ship yet. Give it time
I want to at least get some dialogue down tonight.>>13954I'll do what I see fit.
Alright. So the pirates make their way back to the ship in high spirits. As they do so, several emerge from a warehouse near Tracy's position, leading Slovenia back to the ship. Korak and co disappear below-decks, leaving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy (stealth) on an otherwise empty docks.
"Inferius, follow me"
Heads right for the Unicorn
"Never mind on needing to go below decks, Korak"
Off to the side
>>13959Dammit. I wanted to speak to her in the warehouse first.
*follows unicorn onto ship, in stealth*
GM, please tell me if I get within physical proximity of the unicorn. I mean if I can get so close as to touch her
So what happens when Torc tries this?
I'm assuming that he moved those ten steps in the game too
Not at the moment, but Korak and co (who Slovenia is in advance of) stall for a moment.
"Yeh? Wut ye want?"
Whispers so Inferius only can hear
"If I call for contingency plan Epsilon, grab the unicorn and fly off far from here. Cast a protection from evil spell if necessary"
Depends on what you're attempting. If you're trying to develop comprehension of the gear-cuff, then k. If you have an agenda, that will be more difficult.
You can walk thru walls 'n shit, but you might get nommed by a spook if you do it too long.
Tracy lurks around furtively in stealth, just close enough to observe unicorn for the round.
And here I had hoped you weren't aware of that catch,….
"I am terribly sorry to trouble you, but I need a lock of hair from the unicorn. It's terribly difficult to explain, but that's all I need and we can take the corpses and leave you to sleep"
Why do you think I was only doing it momentarily?>2spooky4me.jpg
Can I do a sense check on the environment for anything out of the ordinary? I do mean anything in my surroundings
"Ah dunno, what 'yer talkin' about sounds alot like some crazy voodoo shit. Why do I need to give a bit of me unicorn to ye?"
"Why, because of crazy voodoo shit of course. As I said, our machine takes a unicorn."
And after you got all triggered about it earlier…
I'm just trying to see if moving in that realem would also change where Torc is The Game
"Inferius, call out your fly and start loading corpses. We're here to help"
It's true in a way
He has a name you know!
"I don't mean to insult you Inferius, I just can't remember every name that isn't Anglo"
Lurk close enough to avoid detection, but still observe unicorn.
It does, but not "1 to 1", meaning there's some variance between where one perceives themselves and where they 'appear'.>>13981
Head towards the Unicorn, and if not physically prevented, take out Vanderium, and use him to slice a lock of hair
Torc goes back to flying with blink on
No worries I'm not the one who offended a millenia-old archetypal Egyptian deity. Xp>>13985
Restrained by pirates.
K> Whoa there lad, what're ye about now. Ye been actin' strange today. Somethin' I should know about perhaps?
"As I said before, there is a murderer on the lose. The machine does not operate on nothing, it needs matter. Please give me a lock of the Unicorn's hair, or better, blood, and all will be right when you see us tonight. This is an insurance policy, and you will be glad I did it if needed"
i restrain the pirates that are restraining trump.which one?
Spot check to observe unicorn while I wait for chance to do something.
Infernius proceeds to buffet and guide pirates along, largely outside their intentions and plans.
K> to Trump> What's he about? I'm not gonna have to thwump him am I?
The unicorn is clearly visible, surrounded by a ring of pirates, who are surrounded by more pirates. Trump and Infernius are in the mix, but as the exception; the rule is pirates.
What about her expression?
"He's a bit protective of his friends. He got spooked when you restrained me. But it's all okay, I just need a lock of hair or vial of blood from the unicorn"
Search pockets for anything of value to offer the pirates
"Inferius, you can step back a few feet. They mean me no harm"
Distraught mixed with resignation.>>13996
K> Ye keep sayin' that. I'll hold onto, if ye don't mind.>chuckles
Torcuil goes invisible as he flys into this cluster fuck
>>14000>Distraught mixed with resignation.
Keep lurking in stealth. Wait to follow wherever they take her.
Brilliant, now mix Epone enthusiasm with Football enthusiasm, and its golden. Just sayin'>>14001
K. The proceedings are now (as though they weren't) to Torcuil's privy.
"Yes, you can hold on to her, that's quite alright. Just hand me a piece of her hair, an old brush you used for her, hoof clippings, a vial of blood, something from her, for use as an insurance policy in case things go as badly as they could. I am not playing games with you, and I mean everything I say. Check me. I am sincere."
Torc now waits for an oppertunity
"As I have said so many times before, the machine takes a Unicorn"
I've been praising football hard for months, up until and after /sp/ was established as a permanent. It's well known that Lord Elway has all of the footballs.
I just figured figured Epona deserved a bit more recognition as a patron diety of this board.
K> Oi lad, there's this funny bow that keeps hoverin' over me mates. Might ye know what its about? Its all greenish and has a bit o' darkness about it>>14004
K> Well now ye got me hackles up. You'll keep yer paws off me unicorn and we'll proceed as we 'ave.
With a slight sneer and an edge of tension.>>14006
He pulls you aside for a moment.
"Ye never said that! This here is worth more than most of our measly lives. I'll need more than your
s - anyone's - assurance that this isn't some sort of con-game. Sorry, but nooo."
I apologize for ever doubting. Praise Epona, Praise Elway. ^;_;^
|Rolled 13, 5 = 18|
God fucking dammit, Bob! I knew
he would be the end of me. This is why Tracy doesn't trust non-edged weapons.
*phase through the fucking dock and get away quickly*
Reroll stealth (15 ranks)
"Listen, I have reason to believe the unicorn might be killed as you sleep. If she is killed and all parts of her spread out across the bay as shark food, she's gone forever. Unless - I tell you now, unless - we can get a lock of her hair, you are in danger of losing her forever. But if I take a part of her, she can be brought back just as surely as can your men. It's an insurance policy. Trust me. You'll be glad I did it if you need it. And frankly, you may want to give me bits of more of your horses and more of your men."
"TRACY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!"
Relax, ur not revealed yet, just the bow>>14015
K> Lad, you've been right fair with me and me mates, so I'll be right fair with ye. I knowed ye've had yer eye on me unicorn since ye saw her. I get it, she's a might pretty that one, but I'll have no more of this "Oh, I don't care about the unicorn but gimme the unicorn
spiel. Ye done ruined the pie on that one."
Muttered pirate laughter
>>14016>thinking I'm going to let the plot I've been working towards for hours slip away
She accidentally put her face in the water after phasing through the deck: she didn't hear you.
Dammit, Bob! Learn to stealth.
he acsended to god-hood, you piss ant
"Yes I am interested in her. Why else do you think I've been asking for her? The fact remains that she is in danger. You saw the bow. Give me a lock so she can be brought back if need be."
Tracy is fully concealed still, its that bow that hovers overhead that isn't
He made it out pretty well considering how poorly a shape he left Germany
*mutters to self silently*>'Tartarus. This is why i only trust knives. Get out of there, you stick-thrower.'
>>14022>brushes insistent hand away.
K> No. If ye want to negotiate for her, I'm listenin'. In the meantime I'm not offerin' hide nor hair to ye', ESPECIALLY since apparently ye can bring folks back from the DEAD.
The bow doesn't affect ur concealment, but it does follow you
How far away is the ship?
"It's the same deal as I said before. We resurrect your men and you deliver the Unicorn at the game, and no sooner. But if you do not want insurance beware, for you are taking an unnecessary risk upon yourself. Be on the look out for a stealthy murderer with a green magical bow that floats. We will leave you be."
With that, I fuck right off. Walk to mount, get on mount, and leave
"TRACY! DO YOU WANT TO KILL SHIT? DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS YOUR FLASHY? DO YOU WANT TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE?" without giving tine to respond Trumpaladin adds "no? I didn't think so. Fucking less than worthless"
"Inferius! No need to stay here, let's get out of here. We'll be back for the bodies later"
*is trying to get water out of pony ears, but it's difficult because hooves*
Did I see from where the unicorn came? Where at the stable?>>14031I'm sorry, I didn't mean it
A pony thrashing around in the water? Must be awfully noisy
She just dunked her face it. A minor slip.
Damn. That's gonna hurt her listen checks for a while. Possibly even until she can get someone to clean her ears.
So Trump leaves the pirates to themselves and their ship, Tracy has found that the pirates were keeping Slovenia in a nearby warehouse until now, Infernius has determined that the pirates are not too interested in this 'Adolph' fella, and that there's a date tonight for the Devner Broncos VS. Who-The-Fuck-Ever-Else!!!
Check knowledge for where the stable at the dock is located. He's a business man who helped plan the rebuilding of the town.
Follow to where they're keeping Slovenia.
me go to map shop(unless trump needs me for something else)
"Nah, you're free. There was a quest we needed to go on, but we need Tracy for it, and she's disappeared, as per usual."
Its a big one. Its been run down and was only being used as a "less conspicuous stable">>14042
You're not letting this go are you?>>14043>getting toward night-time
"I had wondered if you might be back. We've hit some snags with your order. We have a map, and we're ready to present it, but with Master Korak's return we are finding several areas that are inaccurate with recent assesements. Simply, the map we cold give you is not as accurate as it could be. We could give it to you as is, or we could refine it further. Which is to your preference?"
"Actually Inferius, maybe we don't
need Tracy. I have an idea. Let me go with you to the map shop"
how long it take to do?
>>14045>You're not letting this go are you?
I've spent hours on this and missed out on all the dialogue. I'm not giving up.
>Torc didn't get to drop anvils
He follows Trump and Infernius, deciding to see what they do
"Oh, but a few hours I'm sure. Its just a matter of re-drawing the lines, re-checking for geological elevation, re-calculating for,….."
Not too long, but unavailable unless u want the earlier version.
Tell you what Inferius. You go to the map shop, and meet me at the plaza. I'll need your map.>>14045
Go to the stable
Is there any chance I would see Tourcil without trying to look for him?
Continue to follow unicorn in utmost stealth.
me take now it good.
For the record, Slovenia is a pony, correct? Not just a worldly unicorn? She had a cutie mark earlier.
I want this question resolved as well
Send Fae to fetch Inferius at the map shop. She is ordered to wait until he is willing to leave, and to take him to the stable when he is done
Torc heads to the stable to meet up with the rest of the party
This will happen if and only if Tourcil is within sight. If he tries to be stealthy in any way, or really if he just comes from behind, Trumpaladin will not notice him
Trumpaladin says when he notices Tourcil, in a tone that doesn't sound angry at all
"Hey Tourcil, did something happen between you and the pirates last night?"
No, he's hiding in the tower ATM>>14055
Dude, what in this world IS "canon" or "per the rules". She's a unicorn, adult-ish, and can carry Trump. What more do you want?>>14058
Unfortunately, if the party is travelling w/ the pirates, they're in for a surprise. At the border of the ship, non-pirates are barred from entry.
could you draw it for us?
Nope! We're at the warehouse, not on the ship
Stable, not ship>>14061
Does she have a cutie mark or not?
This is critically important for muh flowcharts: it separates ponies from beasts.
The stable is barred from entry? If so, engage in diplomacy and politely ask why they are barring a partial owner from inspecting the goods of a warehouse that no longer contains at least some of their goods
Do you feel in charge? Oh I'm too lazy to shoop atm but u get the idea.>>14066
I don't get ur meaning. Which pone r u talking about?
You're not GM.>>14068
GM, see >>14067
. Ask why the stable is barred from entry
Slovenia: is she a pony, or just another one of the brutish equines that inhabit this world?
The stable is not barred, but slovenia's location IS.
No, she's clearly an MLP OC
Also, keep following unicorn until she reaches where she is being kept.
The location where she stayed at for the night?
I never said I was GM
I just pointed out that Torc went to the stables, and he was invisible, so trump couldnt spot him
Trumpaladin is going to the place where she stayed for 9 hours or whatever, not where she is now
>>14072>she's clearly an MLP OC
Okay, fine, have it your way. Starting with,…>>14074
She stayed the night in a now unoccupied warehouse>>14075
Ponimaru and Trollestia are on hand, the former is eating a banana.>>14076
He's asking for a reason. It affects her attack ratings, hit points, resistance to spells, and so forth
Inferius is invited with me to the empty warehouse, and is told that we want to find out which stall the unicorn stayed in. Check to see which stall she stayed in. I guess ask an attendant if there was a record? Look for clues?
All those stats are irrelevant to what I'm about to do.
Wait a minute, did Inferius receive the map already and is he with me, or is he still at the map shop?
Players who wish to act in a matter that doesn't involve unnecessary or egregious amounts of minutiae are welcome to do so.
Players caught in the 'act' (of whatever) find themselves suitably distracted.
Go to the unicorn.
Check for the stall of the unicorn
It seems there was an equine individual in the area recently.
Apparently it went that-away (toward the door)
Look at that-away for hairs
Quick-jump cut-to, the party has missed the opportunities for gainz I left open. This won't negatively affect gameplay, but for the time between morning and evening, everything seems to play out 'normally' and without consequence.
What? You didn't even find the stable. I just want a few hairs>>14091
Goddamn it I wanted to do something with Inferius as soon as I exhausted the stable
I've been trying to do one thing for the past 4 hours.
Let e find hairs or not! I need to get back to Inferius
Fuck off from the stable and find Inferius. I need to ask him a question
Wuts that? Only GM has the luxury of being vague with affect.
So it seems the party is converging on the tower then yes?
Where did they take her?>>14097
I've been meaning to meet to unicorn.
Where is Inferius. I converge on Inferius.
Are you here?
Slovenia is being kept on close guard with no less than 12 ppl observing her suroundings (from all angles)
I continue to follow unicorn towards where it is being kept.>>14101
Roll out max stealth and Go Ghost if necessary to phase through barriers.
Walk right up to her.
"TRACY!" Cry out from the location of the dockyard stable
Okay, assuming Tracy is successful, and she's standing vaporously before Slovenia,….
*holds out hoof*>'Come with me.'
she says with her eyes
Trump cries out with tears of Joy
"Do you have the map in your possession?"
me do the guy say it might be off because korak discovered stuff.
"You. You cannot compel me to do anything. Answer me: why follow you?"
Is that pic state's evidence?
Come with me if you want to live
*raises eyebrow*>'would you rather stay here and be sold off with the other livestock?'
I see. But first I want to ask you something. I want to ask you if you might understand what I am talking about. In the forests not far outside of town, are you aware of any, and I quote "Big tree" that is "out in the open"?>>14113
Kek, just a reflection on the situation
S> My kind have long been held as dowry, or other material possession. Why should I trade the life I knew, the life I have known, for the comforts that you suggest (muttered: let alone the consequences)?"
i may have seen the tree when i was picking herbs.
Through Trump's elevated discern motive, he can see thatr Slovenia has endured a multiple-degree scenario involving self-interested groups. She is quite jaded, and most quick to anger.
*slightly irritated and hurried expression*
"Bitch, you've got a week at best before these bastards cut off your horn and liquidate you into potion ingredients. Do ya' wanna' get out or not?"
*waves hoof hurriedly*
"Good. Last night Tracy claimed that she found the Treasure - the Jew Treasure - underneath a big tree in forest that is "out in the open." Tracy dissappeared from my arms as we were walking, she has not been seen since, and while I have much hunch as to where she is, she cannot be summoned. I don't know where is Tourcil is either. Want to go scout the location?">>14119Wait. Why would Trump know this? He never got near her. What is a "multiple degree scenario?"
Great! We already have something in common
"You think I don't know that? These fools have nothing to offer the world than base labor. And yet,… they are not wrong or bad for doing so and neither do they need a sufficient rally-point. You may not appreciate my means and measure, but observe the pirates!"
yea we take my fly it fastest way.
Just saying that she displays evidence of a number of masters, captors, benefactors, and everything in between
Torc gives up hope on the rest of them coming, and instead sets out for town with a larger brown cloak completely covering his full body kilt
We go to the Tower if you want us to, but Both Inferius and Trump are on flying mounts with the intent of going to the location of the treasure
Wait, no. Trump goes to put on full armor first
Noted, but don't go too far>>14126>>14127
Upon arriving in the tower, Trollestia is happy to inform Trump that Torcuil "Just left", without knowing where he waa headed.>>14128
Slovenia is a spirited one, not to the pleasure of those who thought to buy her.
>>14122>dafuq is dis bitch saying?
*confused look, unsure what the unicorn means, but clearly growing increasingly annoyed with the depressed unicorns riddles*
Tracy puffs up a bit, her edginess beginning to seep through the cracks
"Listen, sugarcube. I came all this way to help out a fellow pony for once in my fucking life, the least you could do is be a bit more clear. If you take my hoof, I could phase you out of those shackles and inna' woods by sundown. If you don't, I have better things to do than listen to the woes of a battered, suicidal mare. So what'll it be, pumpkin?"
*holds out hoof for the third time*
Can I quickly ask Trollestia what the actual fuck went on the night before?>>14124
Do I get all of this from a motive check while near the unicorn earlier?
do i see torc as hes in town?
Okay, Torc just hopes to see whats going on then he's going back>>14132
She's at the stable, aka where Torc is. So, where are Trump and Infernius?
"That is an accord I can abide."
What Slovenia was trying (failingly) to convey was that she knows most humans are dross. Meaning, most humans are glorified chattel. Meaning, most humans don't know a hole in the ground from the thumb up their ass.
in town waiting for trump to get back.
Trump went to the tower to get a new set of Armor before going on a quest with Inferius. Before leaving, he politely asks Trollestia what the fuck happened last night
Imma' cut a bitch if this horse gives me shit like every other one in this game.
She's at the stables, not tower
Alrighty then. Don armor, go to Inferius
Calm, she's just being edgy>>14141
U seem to have gotten it then. It sounds like its time for the denaumont.
Etherealness: Go Ghost and phase out of there with willing creature.
Then deck it, as stealthy as can be while pulling a poetic unicorn
also Check: handle animal (push animal), to make it easier to tug her along.
I'm glad I got 15 ranks in that.
What does Torc see when he ventures out?
What does she encounter on her great escape?
So did I not encounter Trollestia or Tourcil at all over all of this, and I never got to
ask them what the fuck happened?>>14143
Kek. That faggot is going to wish he had gotten the insurance now. He was forewarned, and he has no one to blame but himself
Okay, everything is meshing together. Several individual arcs are combining, and players - though divergent etymologies - are finding commonality and consistency. This will continue as the party interacts with Korak's crew, and its not a consequential/bad thing. This was planned, it is a story element, and it will lead to parties being friends.
There will be a bit where Torcuil is a 'scarecrow' and has to take 'throwing knives', but there's always the entertron.
Wait, they only left the room as far as I could confirm.
Were they able to get all the way to the edge of the forest (original goal)?
I really have to sleep…
Individuals wishing to declare "before habbening" interests/actions are more than welcome, otherwise game kicks off tomorrow at ~2pst (cuz east coasters)
GM, can you elaborate on this>Slovenia is a spirited one, not to the pleasure of those who thought to buy her.
I want to think about what to tell her when I meet her
>continues to think about how to make every outcome a winning one
I got nothing
No spoilers. ^_~>>14155
Thought so. Carry on!
Tonight may have seemed like a cop-out. Don't worry, its gonna be on from the moment everyone is on scene. ^_^
Start by leading her into a private, isolated area outside the city, closer to the forest.
I'd like to start some dialogue with her tomorrow.
What time is it in game? I'd like Inferius and Trumpaladin to arrive at the edge of the location of the treasure assuming Inferius actually does know the location
As long as not lewd, you'll have ur chance.>>14159
The jew treasure? You don't even know to begin with
Players/characters,… game faces. Its gonna be an ebin fight.
Trumpaladin is going to have to go more or less with just Inferius, because the other two party members couldn't be fucked to answer when called. I'm sure it will be, but Trumpaladin knows literally nothing about the location of the treasure except those teeny tiny bits he remembers Tracy talking about. He's going to have to assume that he and Inferius can make it alone.
Now what CAN be done, if the time before nightfall is long enough, is to take a platoon of soldiers from the Order of Football and the Order of Hitler's Knights, to the scene under the respective commands of Trumpaladin and Inferius. After all, if the treasure is large enough, it will take many people to haul.
But Trump must be present for the date at the football game
If it's going to be a really intense battle, and with GM's blessing, I would like to do the following two things:
First, take one of the pieces of Tracy's hair that I am sure are all over Trumpaladin's suit, then take a piece of copper wire. With these, cast DEMAND on Tracy. DEMAND is a contact/compulsion Charm domain spell that he should be able to access through "Devotion to a cause."
The suggestion and contact message will be "We are getting the treasure. Please come here and help your Flashy by killing shit in an incredibly edgy manner" you unbelievable fucking faggot
This is a contact spell that allows the message to be communicated regardless of water in the ears, spell resistance or whatever, although if she is in a different plane of existence, she has a 5% chance of it not getting through. So she would need to roll a 20 to not hear the message clearly AND be on a separate plane of existence when she receives it in order to not hear it.
It's also a mind control spell at the same time as a contact spell, and she'll need to succeed on a Will-based saving throw to prevent herself from being compulsively made to carry out the suggestion. Suggestions must be worded in a manner that makes the action sound reasonable and must be 25 words or less
With my remaining Charm based spell for the day, I will also cast DEMAND, this time on Tourcil. This is assuming I can get a strand of his hair, which is less likely, so I may have to go to his room and find a hair. Trumpaladin gives up on this if it takes too long.
The message and suggestion is worded as "We found the Jew Treasure. Please join Inferius and I as we go to retrieve it." As with Tracy, it is a telepathic spell, with a 100% chance of the message reaching him if he is on the same plane of existence and a 95% chance of it reaching him if he is not. Once again, it's a compulsion spell, so he has to succeed on a will-based negation in order to not be mind-controlled into carrying out the suggestion.
Both subjects would have the option of replying to the contact with a quick response regardless of the success of the mind-compulsion aspect of the suggestion, and both will know it is Trumpaladin. Should the GM find that a suggestion is "very reasonable," the target should suffer a -2 penalty on it's saving throw to avoid the compulsion to carry out the suggestion.
It takes ten minutes to cast, so Trumpaladin will not cast it on Tourcil if he walks through the door or if it is too much of a pain in the ass to get a strand of his hair.
On an unrelated note, I think I understand now why Korak thought I might do sketchy and evil magic shit with the Unicorn's hair lock
It's a divine spell. What'd you need the hair for?
Domain spells are prepared at the beginning of the day through morning prayer; they do not require material focus, unlike arcane spells.
If you mean Tracy and Tourcil's hair, that is for the Demand spell. It has a material component. It requires copper wire and a piece of the target's hair
If you mean the Unicorn's hair, that was to, as >>14166
said, reconstitute her if she died. I don't know how the Entertron works, if it requires entire corpses or no matter at all, but my best guess is that it requires at least a tiny amount of the subject's matter. I also realized last night that with the Unicorn hair I can use Demand to communicate with her in a very limited fashion without knowing where she is.
I could also force her to do things with it, but that's just a very bad place to start with her
I was talking about the unicorn. I don't want to use compulsion on her because that just wouldn't help to gain her trust. If you were talking about the spell being applied to Tracy, well, I've done the math and it isn't in your favor. You have a only a +4 Will resistance, the weakest of any member of the group. You're getting maybe a +1 from the relevant modifiers, but possibly a -2 penalty.
>>14170>+1 from the relevant modifiers
With Dark Blessing, I can add a my Char modifier to all saving throws.
With the ladybug charm, the stat is 14. How does the modifier play out then.
Also, when was this spell cast? Timing is important.
Alright, it appears that Trump and Infernius (and Torcuil? he's still invisible as I'm seeing) are headed to the Jew hoard. Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong). Korak and the pirates have spent the day
resting, in preparation for Football.
Not gaming, just bringing the latest to the fore.
You'd get a +2 to the saving throw with a Charisma stat at 14.
As for when the spell is cast, I don't know. GM is going to have to decide when all of this shit happens. But it will be a "one last thing before we leave to go" sort of thing. I would also like to mention that dark blessing requires a full round to cast, only lasts a minute, and most importantly of all, she'd need forewarning, which she simply won't have. Even if she wins and resists compulsion, she'll still hear the message.>>14173
Definitely doing what I said in >>14162
in preparation for the fight
I gotta work all morning…
Your charisma stat was 11, so she'd only have 13 Charisma with the ladybug. That's a +1 modifier
No worries, will wait.>>14174
There's just one slight problem. Demand is an arcane spell, and its level 8. SO out of Trump's range of ability.
"For the purpose of this feat only, Paladin levels are to count as cleric levels."
Fair, but its still an arcane
Correction.> For purposes of this domain only, your cleric level is equal to your character level.
So how did Tract carry on a conversation with a unicorn surrounded by 12 guards without being spotted again?
Etherealness to get into the hold (there aren't any guards IN there). The rest is just dialogue and developing rapport.
Isn't Wild Shape a level 5 druid power?
Yes, but if you're referring to Tracy's situation, that's not the same thing. Still, you make a good point and one I've been thinking along the lines of. It will come up.
If he can do weird pinkie pie shit that isn't even remotely close to being allowed by the rules of the game, then I can do a small number of Twilight Sparkle shit
Well played. Carry on.
If Tracy were limited to Rogue and blackguard, she could not have left my arms without a saving throw, or if nothing else, without me at least saying something to her. But no, she can turn ethereal at will because he asked for it, even though Tourcil is only just now getting that power, which makes her absolutely impossible for either a level six gorrillion thief to stop or for a level 15 paladin who is grappling her to have enough reaction time to get in a free action
Wait really. Ignore >>14187
Well, what you're describing is more Glimmer than Twilight, but since Trump hasn't really used ANY of his paladin spells, I'll allow him to use Demand (it IS in character) in exchange. 2 uses would consume all his daily magic though.
>>14189Yeah I know, I was thinking of "Every little thing she does" when I first thought about it. But Twilight actually has cast a mind rape spell on an entire town, in Lesson Zero. There's also that beautiful line from Sunburst when Starlight says to him "you can't make people be your friends." He replies "Yes you can. I know three spells"Can I get all of the Charm spells listed under the Domain? Geas and Calm Emotions are Cleric, but Charm Person, Suggestion (a lessor form of Demand), Charm Monster, and Dominate Monster, Heroism, and Insanity are not>>14189>All
So that would exclude me from Paladin spells as well?
>found just that moment to phone-post, still g2g.
Until the next resting period, yes. I mean, you've got 5 spells/day plus any bonus, at a max of level 4, but I'm allowing you to cast an 8th level cross-class spell. Demand doesn't eliminate the ability to cast other pali spells, but it consumes magic quick.>charm spells
I'm looking into it
The Charm domain spells are all of those I enumerated in the previous post. The main two I want, besides Demand and Geas (which is a Cleric Spell), is Suggestion and Charm Person. Demand actually includes Suggestion within it, but with the difference that Demand is not range-limited, Demand allows a message to be sent that cannot be stopped by a saving throw, as well as a response, and Demand takes an insane 10 minutes to cast, whereas Suggestion is one action. I'd also really like Dominate Monster.
Actually, tell you what. If I can get Geas, which is a Cleric Spell, as a spell that can be cast in one round rather than the cannon casting time of 10 minutes, I'll waive pretty much all of my other spells
GM, how do I communicate with Thez? I think I could get her attention if I cast Demand on her, which would require finding one of her scales, but if there is a simpler way to just send a letter (Ponimaru?) then please tell me
>>14173> Tracy is spiriting off with Slovenia, presumably toward Trollestia's grove (though I could be wrong)
I considered that momentarily, but I thought to stop first in the clearing before the stream.
>>14199>not burning down the entire ship with the pirates on it>not taking the unicorn, eviscerating her, and dumping the body across the water>not leaving her trapped forever on the etheral plane>not chaining her up in the rape dungeon>going through all of the effort to not kill her but still punching her and presumably making her less amenable to persuasion
You've surprised me so far
>>14201>players making deals outside of gameplay
GM, my pre game actions are these. Go to the window of Trump Tower and scream with all of my heart,
"TOURCIL! WHERE ARE YOU? WE NEED YOU!"
"TRACY! WE NEED YOU! COME HELP US KILL LOTS OF SHIT!"
When that is accomplished, start the process of casting Demand on Tracy. When the spell is cast, check to see if Tourcil has shown up, and ask Inferius if he has seen him. If he has not shown up and had been been found, go find one of Tourcil's hair strands, and cast Demand on Tourcil
Can I engage Trollestia in conversation?
GM has my character led Slovenia to the edge of the forest yet?
>>14207Are you willing to RP this out? Because I'd like it to be done eventually, and I'd like it to be such that Tourcil participates in the battle
"Hello. Two things. First, I believe we may have found the Jew Treasure. Tracy claimed she found it last night, and while she is unavailable probably on a personal frolic, I believe she said it was under a "large tree in the forest out in the open" which Inferius claims he recoggnizes. Please join us for this"
"And second, what the hell happened last night with the pirates. Why was I awoken at 5 AM to find a number of them claiming you and Trollestia murdered some of them?"
Ponimaru and/or Ben
"Or we could cut the bullshit and you can just ask Xp">>14206
Are those the demands, or is that prior to?>>14205
Well if Tourcil is here there is no need at all to take 10 minutes to cast a difficult spell on him. The demand for Tracy would be what is stated in >>14162
, worded as "We are getting the treasure. Please come find me and help your Flashy by killing gibberlings in an incredibly edgy manner"
Yelling out of the window is a last ditch effort to try to get them without casting a spell.
>>14207Fine, but heads up, at about 6pm est im gonna disappear for a bit
"Uh well you see, uh…
The pirates are slavers"
"I did see that the way they kept the unicorn and tried to take Tracy was… questionable… What exactly did you discover?"
>>14209>tfw delerious from testing new meds and now I gotta RP with half a brain. Fucking doctor..>Blog post end
I'm going to wanna start a dialogue with her.
"About 14(¿) elves, they don't speak english so I had Trollestia translate for me"
So long as Tourcil is speaking to Trumpaladin, you character just got reprieve>>14215
"Inferius, I found Tourcil. He claims he has information on the Pirates">>14216
"Where are they? Did they tell her anything?"
"Not much, I believe she said she took them to the tower. But I can ask"
"Well if they are gone from the ship then the pirates are going to be pissed. Although I figure if you took them last night they should have said something to me by now. But by all means, let's ask"
GM we wish to speak to Trollestia
Considering they're at the stable, that shouldnt be to hard
GM, are the characters at the meadow yet?
W/ Slovenia? Fire away>>14215
YW, its the most satisfying one I came across.>>14219
Also fire away.
"Last night he attacked the pirates, because evidently they were slavers carrying 14 elves"
*huff* "Okay, we should have some privacy here."
Sure. Its daytime, so gibbers aren't about.
"… You have Elves you stole from the pirates in our stable"
"Tourcil here claims you two attacked the pirates last night, and found that they had 14 elves in their hold. Evidently you took them and have been communicating with you. Have they told you anything we should know?"
>>14226>some of them got away
I'm going to genocide them later on>>14225
Strike up a conversation.
T> They're part of a nomadic tribe that was ambushed by the pirates. All the men were killed, and they (women) were captured and held for longer than they know (about a month).
why am i just now learning this
"What was Korak intending to do with them?"
could you mark port barry?
Kek, your character can't even tell what a woman is when he sees one
he rape then sell, that what pirates do.
I thought it was implied earlier
Korak's been importing migrant labor and taking food out of the mouths of Thez's colleagues.
T> For the time behing, he's been using them as his personal harem. They do not know what is yet to come.>>14230
I suppose I neglected to nention it, but you never asked.
…What does the unicorn say?
Well I just assumed a mix
"Well… This is… Problematic. Sounds like the gangs and mafias I used to hunt down and fight in another life. I think we can still convince them to be useful for us, and we can convince them to take on a different industry"
"good luck you would have to control their minds"
S> You've brought me this far so you have my attention.
"Well if you mean that literally I can actually do it if only given ten uninterrupted minutes with Korak distracted. And maybe you or Tourcil can too.
But really, they are Pirates. We already know what they want. They want to make money, they want fame, and they want to not die. We can offer all of that to them. They have to notice that kike Ben is raking in more money that they are"
[Pregnant pony panting noises]
"I didn't think I'd get to meet another pony in this world.
The name's Tracy, btw."
S> The GM isn't aware of what my name is, but if he did, I would introduce myself as "<the name>"
What does that even mean
me can,me think, me have never tried.
You all thought I was just going to kill her and we'd never see her again, didn't you?
Let's just name her Slovenia.
"Well, nice to meet you, [Slovenia?]. I didn't think I would have a chance to meet another of my kind in this world. Most equines who inhabit this are dumb and rude (practically animals), but I could tell by the looks of you that you were something different..
Mind I ask, where do you fare from?"
Eh, not really
Breaking her baby oven? Now that I expected
>>14253Gawd, I have to do background on her?
S> Somewhere in Equestria. I'm not sure how I came to be here.
I can persuade him I think, I think I can. He is megalomaniacal, avaricious, mistrustful of others, lustful of women, vain, and tries to use others for his own ends. I feel as if I understand him. On some deeper level. Like I've known him all my life. Anyways, I think I can get him to stop slaving and still be useful to us and to the town. I can also charm him to help.
But if that fails, or if you have less faith, if we can get him down for ten minutes, just ten minutes, we can put a curse on him that will make him stop doing one thing we name for 15 days. Or make him do a thing. Multiple casters meas a higher chance.">>14253
I did too. So everyone (except Tracy) is in the tower, yes?
I would have asked eventually, so yes
Yes, we are in the stables
T> Wouldn't an anvil be quicker?
Cyanide laced drugs as a gift?
me have faith trump, we can do it.
trump say we need pirates help, so no.
T> *muttering* You guys would let Tracy
no me wouldnt, me would have a problem with it but me couldnt stop her.
"Thank you Inferius.">>14260
"Well, the Pirates said somethings when they encountered me this morning that indicated that they though we could do a lot of damage to them. Their fear of us is a valuable asset. We can harm them and then undo the harm through spells and the Entertron when they are more willing to negotiate. So yes, keep your anvils. No poison though, that won't fool them. But also what Inferius said. We want their help, and more importantly, the town will be pissed if we killed them off for good
To both: Be on stand by when I approach him, and be ready to fight. Better, see if you have a way of paralyzing someone for a period of time.>>14263
"No, I would not have let Tracy">>14264
>>14254>Breaking her baby oven?
No. That's Pinkamena.>>14255
Don't bother. I just needed to confirm she was Equestrian.
"Some goes for me. One moment I was tracking down a bounty, and the next thing I knew I was in this
It's weird here. It's full of Hoo-mans and other strange creatures, and the "equines" who inhabit this place are so dumb that they're used as chattel. I never thought I'd say this, but it's nice to see a fellow pony…
I can say you're safe from equine-traffickers for now, but not for long. It gets really dangerous around here at night."
"By the way Tourcil, you might just have to take one for the team. The Pirates have expressed interest in using you for knife practice. We can bring you back if they kill you, so it will be unpleasant as all hell, but not permanent. But you're freeing 14 elves for it. The Union only got 12 free slaves for each one of their dead, so I think you're actually getting a pretty good deal out of it"
S> I've yet to see anywhere in this world that isn't dangerous. Slaves? Distasteful.
Definitely not casting demand on Tracy. I want to save my spells for the night time
The pirates are dying before me
"It's a cruel world. To survive, you have to be tough, ruthless even. I'm confident on my own, but…"
*touches hoof to abdomen*
".. I can't afford to mess up anymore..">>14269Yeah, faggot. Don't cast fucking spells on your waifu.
S> I imagine this is a difficult development for one who is otherwise self-reliant
me would try too, but trump really think we could stop her?
cmon torc please it wouldnt hurt to bad.
"Now now Tourcil. Like I said, they are never getting those elves back. You're winning. You want to play the Christ figure, play the Christ figure.
But really, it's very simple. In a negotiation, you keep all options open. You keep nothing off the table. I will try to go for a better deal, and I am willing to use whatever means necessary to both stop him from slaving AND not piss of the whole town, but I am only so magical">>14273
"Can you ever really stop the happening? I try. I try">>14271Don't fucking etheral jaunt from your husbando's arms without even saying goodbye
Torc decides "fuck this shit" and walks back into the tower
torcuil dont be like that.
You're in the tower
"Oh come on Tourcil, don't be that way. We need your magic casting expertise">>14274
"Precisely, who is your Patron? pls no bully"
George Lincoln Rockwell
"What are his domains?"
Torc turns back, a newfound fire in his eyes
"Then don't suggest letting me die at the hands of this slaver
And since he's apparently in the tower, he walks out
"… Spot on, sister.."
*worried pony contemplating her life expression*
"Back in Equestria and all the kingdoms surrounding it, I never thought I needed other ponies. I've survived mass-slaughters, pony-trafficking circles, and even a diamond-dog invasion. If I were alone, I'm could survive on my own; but I'm not
going to be alone anymore: I'm going to have to take care of somepony from now on.. so.. (trails off)
"…Will you be my friend?"I fucking hate the fact that I had to type-out this shit while nearly braindead!>>14281Stop comparing this shit to your personal life! I don't fucking want to hear about your romantic woes. Keep it fictional.
I never did.>>14283
Don't worry, its not gonna go like everyone (and that includes the pirates) expects
ok no one is asking you to die anymore, just come back we need yu help with treasure.
"Alright, I'll see if there is a less insulting way for take the bullet if that is non-negotiable. Please understand that I do not take this lightly. I am willing to do whatever is necessary.
Would you be amenable to suffering, but from me? I am not Tracy or Korak. I do not take pleasure in inflicting death and pain and there would not be unnecessary spectacle.">>14285Oh calm your tits
You're doing fine
S> A friend? It's funny, in Equestria I had scores of friends. You're the first pony, or anyone for that matter, who has even suggested such a thing in this world. I would be delighted.
"We know the location of the treasure now. Maybe. If we have time, we should go get it"
Torc's already outside, behind the stable. Remembering the family he lost to slavers.
>>14291>remembering family he lost to slavers
"You're the first pony I've bothered asking."
*reaches out hoof for friendship bond*
maybe we should go check on him
*leaves stables to follow torc*
Maybe if you weren't talking about throwing him to the wolves he might tell you. ^_~
>>14293D'aww! That's so cute>>14295
No I want one of those scenes like in the movies where he gives it without provocation as he is approached from behind>>14294
Obviously we follow Tourcil
torcuil i sorry we asked ou to do. please forgive?
"Besides the obvious… Is something wrong?"
Remember the backstory?
I'll post it as if he was telling it to Trump and Infernius in a minute
why dont you rp it ut to get some char development?
Okay, I'm done with other stuff (quick shoops and such for next bread). No more distractions
…I may have neglected to read it…
Since this is the first time anyone has bothered to walk on the outside of the tower, everyone notices how quiet it is. Aside from an occasional breeze rattling in one's ears, no sound reaches all the way up from the city below. The citizens move about, almost like ants. No particular activity is going on on the pirate ship, though a couple pirates can be seen keeping an eye out.
Thats what i'm what I'm attempting to do>>14302
Plz note it was hastily thrown together as a very rough draft. I haven't been able to edit, as my computer is bein a bitch.
But I'll post next bread
You want me to wait then, or you want me to get on with it?
>>14303>There are not giant swarms of demons filling the air nor is the city on fire
I like it>>14304Do you want me to find it through the search feature and read it or do you want to repost a polished up version as dialogue?
I'm gonna post the new one>>14305
I'll post it, I just thought oou where making a new bread
Torc turns to Trump and infernius
"Can I help you?"
I am, but I didn't know if you wanted time to edit. Baking.
"Uh… yeah. We need you to help retrieve the treasure, and to fight or restrain Korak tonight should it come to that"
Also new bread
I'll forgive you on one condition,
I'm the one to fight Korak
you? fight korak?
um torc you know he super strong right?
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