RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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>>49026>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him>>49028
I know right
He's a mage: expect something wacky to happen before they get close.
>>49025>1 hour ago
Well, I guess GM is gone for the night
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
It looks like you're contemplating the bride of Snekenstein yes?
>>49034>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Actually, a Viper rod would be better, but you have to be ebil to make that.
In a nutshell>>49037
I was planning on somehow magically binding Mrs. Snek to the staff too so it kinda
looked like that when in staff form
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Is huge larger or smaller than giant?
Giant isn't a size class.
Is a giant constrictor huge then?
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
I guess it just can't be helped...
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
It'd be a pain and a half to craft anyway.
putting wings on him could be cool though.
The mage seems to have gotten away, as the banshee-room kinda threw off the ability to hear which direction he went>>49047
It does not weigh 2 tons
But that hallway ends and turns just one direction. Can't we just run down every hallway?
Trump could, and is not restricted from doing so.
We'll find him.
I'm not leaving this dungeon empty-handed.
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat
"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
>>49058>>49059>Seriously considering a mounted charge down a temple corridor
Trump roll a riding check
"I hope the next room isn't filled with screaming kids..."
*Shrugs in horse*
She wouldn't say no to it.
Not a charge, just walking technically
Rolling I think he can allot 10 points to Ride, and the Shoes give 10>>49061
"Especially those damned Gingers
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
>>49063>Walking at 100 ft
She could also Move Silently at 50 ft (without penalty), if need be.
"Fucking Irish. First they chase us out of Ulster, then they come fight for Lincoln and invade our homes, and now this">>49065>>49064
I think that if she devotes both the move action and the standard action in her round, she can cover twice the distance without needing a run or charge
You can control her movements during your turn.
*moves horsey down hallway mage was last heard going, then directs her right (left looking at the map) down the hallway*
[1d20+27 = 33]>>49068
Search check, to detect traps, passages, etc
... Or we could wait 'till morning..
Sorry about that..
For reference, locations in pic may vary from current, purple ?? is where the mage's escape is in question.
Pic related would be my course of action, letting the Trachemar search at each turn
Did he flee around the corner? Or did he just vanish.
Both Tracy and Infernius should be able to see clearly to the end of the hall, if I'm not mistaken.
He didn't just vanish, he went one way or the other.
Meanwhile, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed.
You too. Will bake eventually.