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Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1160 replies and 139 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48878
>>48876
Isn't he around the corner though? Wouldn't Infernius have to stop first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48879
48882
>>48876
Tracy has Improved Evasion and Improved Uncanny Dodge. I think she should be able to.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48880
48885
>>48877
Sorry, but what's his movement? Each square represents 5'.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48881
Does Infernius hit a wall? Is Tracy run over? Let's settle this by dice rolls
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48882
48883
>>48879
Those don't help under the circumstances
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48883
48884 48886
>>48882
She could make a reflex save to avoid the bull rush.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48884
48893
>>48883
Alright, roll then
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48885
48889 48893
>>48880
Base i suppose.
Although i feel Minotuars should get a bonus while bull rushing.
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.48886
>>48883
Yes, but she could do that anyways
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48887
Do it, faggot!
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.48888
48890 48891
Praise Epona
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48889
48891 48892
>>48885
They get a bonus on their attack roll yes, but not to movement. Infernius would have the movement to bowl over Tracy and round the corner, but not continue to pursue until next round.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48890
>>48888
Checked
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48891
48892
>>48889
>>48888
Sorry tracys faggot, Infernuis will make it up to her later.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48892
>>48891
>>48889
*bull rushes after the fleshy goy*
lqkPv
?
No.48893
48896
[1d20+14 = 32]
>>48884
Reflex roll
>>48885
Is she targeting Tracy, or just trying to overrun her?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48894
48895
Fae and Trump are next, who are standing next to a door. Infernius gets hot-headed and charges down the hallway, bearing his single horn. Its a good thing there's only one, cuz otherwise Tracy would've gotten gored just now, instead of getting knocked about a bit by the buffoonish minotaur who isn't watching where he's going.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48895
48897
>>48894
Alright, Fae's speed with the Bracers is 160 ft in a charge, which because of the Pounce special attack lets her do a full round attack at the end of it. If she's turning a corner that should slow her down quite a bit, but not entirely I think. If she can grapple in a pounce, then Grapple. If she cannot, then full round attack if she makes it
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48896
48899
>>48893
Im trying to chase down the guy running away.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48897
48898 48901
>>48895
Fae could only charge up to Infernius' position, unless she's pouncing on him.

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48898
48899
>>48897
Could she make a dexterity check to turn the corner and continue the charge, with maybe 30 or 50 feet taken off her possible 160, and slam into something/someone if she fails?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48899
48901
>>48896
Give Tracy some time, she's faster and has the Trap sense.
>>48898
You need a feat for that.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48900
48902
Thez meanwhile, has almost fully regained her senses, still clutching a large lump on her head with both hands. "Hey guys, there's a staircase over here."

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48901
48903 48908
>>48897
Either way, Trumpaladin will run to the end of the hall, to try to catch up. Withdraw rope of entanglement from the tie at the end of it

>>48899
And what feat is that, pray tell? Seems to me like she could jump on the wall and bounce off, and succeed or fail at the task depending on the dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48902
48905
>>48900
>Over here
Over where?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48903
48905
>>48901
>stairs
"Cool, anyone wanna go up?"
Torc realizes only sSnke and Thez are nearby
"Oh"
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48904
I guess it's plausible that the magic caster used ghost sounds to make it seem like he escaped down a different path
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48905
48907
>>48902
End of the hallway, past the corner. The big T on the map.
>>48903
Down
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48906
48910 48911
001b.png

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48907
48912
>>48905
"Down, my bad. Thez since the others are doing fuck knows what you wanna investigate?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48908
48909 48910
>>48901
While charging? Tracy had to wait at the corner even at only her base speed.
The feet to turn while Running is Fleet of Foot. Requires the Run feat though.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48909
>>48908
She charging not running, and you could have done the same if you asked for a dice roll
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48910
>>48906
>>48908
I see. Then move forward and turn the corner in a move action at adjusted speed of 80ft
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48911
48912 48914
>>48906
Will Tracy have to Tumble through Fae and Infernius to get ahead now? She'll go the other direction if there isn't room for her to move.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48912
48913 48915
>>48907
"Might as well, it looks like they're going to be busy."
>>48911
Yes. Thez proceeds carefully down the staircase, vanishing into thin air as she does so (hiding in plain sight cuz shadows)
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48913
48914
>>48912
Fuck it, then. I'm not slowing down.
Tracy changes her mind and decides to follow Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48914
48916
>>48911
I thought that corner was where everyone was?

>>48913
Aren't you at the corner?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48915
48918
>>48912
Torc trys riding Mr. Snek towards the staircase
[1d20+2 = 8]

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48916
48917
>>48914
Yes, but now she's got Fae and Infernius on top of her, trying to scramble around the corner, climbing over eachother.
Tracy will go the other direction.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48917
48919
>>48916
But the T on the map is at that corner. It's the same direction
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48918
>>48915
Uh, dex makes that a 10
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48919
48920
>>48917
That's where Thez is. The mage fled around the corner.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48920
48921
>>48919
Yes, the stairs is around the corner
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48921
48922
>>48920
The other corner.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48922
48923
>>48921
What other corner?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48923
48924
>>48922
The one Tracy, Fae and Infernius are just standing at.
Tracy stopped there because she had to turn the corner, then Fae and Infernius did the same.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48924
48925
>>48923
Yes. Isn't that where Thez is?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48925
48926
>>48924
No. Thez is by the stairs at the far end of the hall, marked by T. She's 20 ft away.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48926
48927
>>48925
Isn't that where the mage fled to?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48927
48928
>>48926
No, he turned the corner. He didn't go down the stairs.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48928
48929 48931
>>48927
But T is the corner
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48929
48930 48931
>>48928
But who is on first?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48930
>>48929
I know right
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48931
48936 48937
>>48928
T is Thez. Thez went down the stairs.
>>48929
Is it Tracy's turn yet?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48932
48933 48934
001c.png
Color coded
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48933
>>48932
Well that's not what I thought it was at all
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48934
48935
>>48932
Low many turns would it take for Tracy to back-track and explore that room, while Infernius and Fae charge?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48935
48937
>>48934
*how many
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48936
48938 48939
>>48931
"Hey Tracy, I'm confused as all fuck. Want to open the door on this room before I do?"
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48937
48938
>>48931
Yes, as Torcuil is riding snek
>>48935
In a single round. You mean the previous room to the right? The one that says CB in one corner?

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48938
48939 48940
>>48936
[angry pony noises]
>'Two are on top of me! Who's going where?!'
>>48937
I meant the door everyone just charged past.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48939
48943
>>48938
Likewise a round, and that seems where >>48936 is going too. You can open the door, certainly.

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48940
48941
>>48938
>"I have no idea, but I can say that I think we were outrun. We'll get 'em next time. In the meantime, let's clear this room we just passed. It could have cool loot, it could be a location they can flank us from, and for all we know, the mage fled into it"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48941
48942 48946
Let's get this straight WHO IS CHASING THE MAGE?
I was going to have Tracy chase him, but I don't want her to get nearly-trampled again.
>>48940
>we were outrun
Horseshit. He could move at 80 ft tops, with spells 'n shit.
We're just disorganized.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48942
48943
>>48941
Neither Torc or Snek are chasing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48943
48944
>>48939
Sure, she'll do that while Fae and Infernius pursue the mage.
>>48942
You go with Thez.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48944
>>48943
I was planning on it
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48945
48948
I have Infernius and Fae in pursuit, I have Tracy and Trump checking out the door with the purple circle, I have Torcuil surfing on Snek toward the staircase, and I have Thez sneaking down the stairs.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48946
48949
>>48941
Trumpaladin can't run, he can only do heavy fighting. I'm going to have him clear that room in the center of the map
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48947
001c.png

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48948
>>48945
>surfing
>Hawii Five-O theme plays
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48949
48950 48952
>>48946
He can help fight whatever's behind the door after Tracy opens in then.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48950
48951
>>48949
Done. I'm betting on the sounds of footsteps being Ghost Sound anyways. That Mage is either hiding by now or is gone I will bet you
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48951
>>48950
That magnitude of shadow magick was either an illusionist wizard, or an uber-powerful Bard. I'm guessing the earlier option.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48952
48953 48954
>>48949
Tracy tries the door, and finds it is quite heavy. She is able to open it, but with significant effort, and not quick enough for surprise. What appears is a room full of red-headed ghosts, holding ghostly mugs. Old and destroyed furniture lines the room. The ghostly forms turn toward the now open door, and music bursts forth from the room. Several gasps can be heard from within the room.
lqkPv
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No.48953
48955
[1d20+7 = 14]
>>48952
I was going to make a Listen check first, but sure..
Rolling to rebuke, because I feel like trying it.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48954
48956 48957 48961
d81f376fac4f3b04bce6ce8bc5795200.jpg
>>48952

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48955
>>48953
Cer clerical level for rebuking is 1, so creatures with 2HD should be affected...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48956
48958 48961
>>48954
Pls turn.
What's your charisma with all of that swag?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.48957
1515826825285.png
>>48954

Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48958
48960
>>48956
His Charisma is 21, which is a modifier of +5. The Circlet of persuasion adds +3 to charisma based checks, but probably not turn checks
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48959
I'm going to have to leave some time in the next hour, probably.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48960
48962
>>48958
*hides behind leg*

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48961
48962 48968
>>48954
Essentially, yes
>>48956
Nope. Except for a couple little ones in the outskirts, who are just scared, a wave of Tracy's rebuke wafts ineffectively over the gingers.

And so then, an ear-piercing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE echoed forth from the room, in strangely perfect pitch and unison.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48962
48963 48964
>>48961
So.... what saving throw should I roll?

>>48960
D'aww, cute
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48963
48965
>>48962
You're immune to fear.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48964
48965 48966 48967
>>48962
Will save, for everyone
eueZS
?
No.48965
48970
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling

+5 base +5 charisma (divine grace) +4 resistance (cloak) +1 Luck (stone) +4 Wisdom

>>48963
I'll go with that answer if I roll a 1

>>48964
Is everyone in range?
Umbas
?
No.48966
[1d20 = 18]
>>48964
Does that include me?
Rolling just in case.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48967
48969
>>48964
Torc: [1d20+11 = 28]

Snek: [1d20+9 = 19]

lqkPv
?
No.48968
[1d20+12 = 19]
>>48961
Rolling a Will save
Extra +4 Morale bonus because Trumpaladin's Aura of Courage in her vincinity
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48969
>>48967
Not fucking bad.
>inb4 snek doesn't have 9 will, how does Torc has 11?
Familiars can use theirs masters saves if they are better. Torc also gets an extra +2 cause Staff of Power
r9GHC
?
No.48970
48972
[1d20 = 15]
>>48965
Everyone. The sound cuts through everything, and it explains the heavy walls and door.
Rolling for Thez, cuz it looks like everyone passed except Fae's roll is absent.
r9GHC
?
No.48971
48973
[4d3+4 = 11]
Dice is how much damage per round the constant wailing causes those hearing it.
eueZS
?
No.48972
48978
[1d20+11 = 17]
>>48970
Not sure how to calculate Fae's bonus, but let me try
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48973
48974
>>48971
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Would turning someone to stone stop them from recieving damage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48974
48976 48977 48978
>>48973
\\Probably, but they'd be stone, and it's not your turn.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48975
48977
Attempts to sleep.
If i cant ill be back.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48976
48977
>>48974
Stone doesn't matter, Torc can fix that
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48977
48979 48983
>>48974
>"Do you recommend a turn check next round, or melee combat?"

>>48975
Good luck

>>48976
Leave me alive to kill these though
r9GHC
?
No.48978
48980 48981 48983
[1d4+4 = 6]
>>48972
Oooh ouch, Fae fails her saving throw. So that's 18dmg/round for Fae, and she's shaken for dice rounds.
>>48974
Well, its Snek's turn, and they're almost to the staircase now.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48979
48982
>>48977
>'H-hell if I know... I think I should've just closed the door...'
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48980
48986
>>48978
Take control of Infernuis if you would.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48981
>>48978
Aww....

Definitely making her a caparison of resistance
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48982
48984
>>48979
>"Too late for that now"
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48983
48987
>>48977
I wasn't gonna touch Trump, but when my 2 characters have 56 and 28 hp damage over 10 isn't great.
>>48978
Snek slithers faster than he's ever before. And makes a spot [1d20+9 = 23]
and smell [1d20 = 12]
check when he reahhes the staircase.
I figure listen would be pointless with that >REEEEEE-ing
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48984
48985
>>48982
*positions self between legs*
>'W-wanna run?'
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48985
>>48984
>"Hang on, let me kill these soulless red heads first. If you're scared, I've got spells that reduce damage from energy"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48986
>>48980
K. The REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE makes it impossible to track by sound anyway
<whooooof> Thez appears next to Tracy and pulls the door shut, cutting out the sound.
"Well, we can be sure that the whole building knows that we're here,...."

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48987
48990
>>48983
C-can I add listen to that?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48988
48992
I g2g...., sorry..
'

Feel free to use Tracy for search and whatnot.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48989
*pets pony to calm self*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48990
48991
>>48987
You motherfuckers, with your multi-checks per round,... have I mentioned a character can only perform one per round?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48991
48992
>>48990
No, you haven't. Forget the smell check then.

But you did say combining things like spot/listen is possible
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48992
48995
>>48988
Its alright. I'm looking at ways to streamline or make the game run more efficiently, but given the medium and the nature, I don't know that it could be accellerated too much.
>>48991
Technically its both, the rules are unclear on it.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48993
48994 48995
I'll take the intervening period to comment; it has occurred to me that there is room for improvement in administering a dungeon crawl. In spite if preparation, the illustration and playing-out of the scene is a bit cumbersome compared to a more open-world environment. Additionally I'm looking at modifying the rules, to enable for more rapid transition from sneaky or speedy ex[ploration to fighting and back. I like the initiated movement/combat system, where there is an order even in null-attack phases, but it needs work. Thoughts?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48994
>>48993
We can try it and see if you'd like
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48995
>>48992
>I don't know that it could be accelerated too much.
Acceleration is good imo, so long as the characters can do something productive in the mean time.
>>48993
Yeah, it could use a bit of improvement..
Idk how, but I'm open to anything that might speed things up.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48996
48997 49000
Fae and Infernius are still chasing the mage, right?
Can Tracy and Trump go after them too?

Tracy assumes her monstrous shape between Brad's legs, so he doesn't have to use up an action to ride; and then she promptly goes off towards the Mage's direction at full speed.

Hey, the Gestapo/Generals are positioned outside of the entrance, right?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48997
48999
>>48996
Sort of, the Ghestapo should be on the docks, and the Generals in range for ranged weapons
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48998
49001 49009
Hey, I just realized that the Fabricate spell could be used to shape that glassteel into weapons.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48999
49000 49001
>>48997
He can't teleport out, and the hole is the onlu apparent exit for now. With Tracy's Search ability, we have an okay chance at getting him, if we catch up to him in these next couple turns.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49000
>>48999
Trumpaladin has the rope. But he can hide, and more importantly, he can retreat to an entire congress worth of Lichs and vampires

>>48996
Trumpaladin takes 10 on a ride check to mount demon sex horse
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49001
49002 49003
>>48998
>Ahhh, the way
>>48999
Not actually true. Notice Thez has had no trouble Dimension Door'ing around ever since entering.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49002
49004 49005
>>49001
Is that what "whoof" means? Ever action post with Thez has "whoof" in it but I've never identified if it means she's teleporting, dimension dooring, just moving really fast, using haste, or if it's just bullshitted haxx or what
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49003
49005 49008
2ekzfwmeoy801.jpg
>>49001
Can she Door in-and-out of the building itself though? The dimensional lock only block extraplanar travel in-and-out of the designated space, if I'm correct.
>De wey
Das rite, brudda!
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49004
>>49002
She's a horizon walker, so she has dimensional door as a spell-like ability.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.49005
49006 49007 49010
>>49002
<whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion effect as Thez uses her (mostly) Horizon Walker abilities to be wherever. Its almost like the "whoosh" sound of a large fan-blade.
>>49003
She hasn't tried doing it out of the building, but meta it would work. The dimensional lock is no longer in effect, spoiler alert.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.49006
1515994457765.jpg
>>49005

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.49007
49013
>>49005
>dimensional lock is no longer in effect
Shit...
><whoooof> is both the sound and the visual blurring/distortion
I thought she Silenced it with a meta-magick feat though?
When you silence a spell, does stuff like air-displacement still make noise?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.49008
49013
>>49003
I HAVE FOUND DA QUEEN MY BRUDDAS
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49009
>>48998
*makes list of mundane, non-magical items to be made of glassteel*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49010
49011 49012 49013
>>49005
Fuck. Does Torc have anyway of knowibg that since he cast the spell?
And is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49011
49012
>>49010
>is it possible to drain the temple of magic?
Everything is possible, beyond level 30 that is...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49012
>>49011
>>49010
If I could siphon unholy power out of this building, kike gassoline out of a car, I would.
I'd like to investigate this place to see how it's been unhallowed: if it has a nucleaus of enchantment, or if every grain of material itself has had the spell cast on it.


Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49013
49014
>>49007
Silencing removes the verbal component, but not the residual sound of the effect.
>>49008
>CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK
>>49010
>knowing
Nope, I just wanted to give the players a little foreshadowing for what they're headed toward as we venture to close for the week.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49014
49015
>>49013
Ah shit, this won't end well...
But how abaout draining magic? Could that be done?
Not sure how I'd do it, but I'm sure I could find a way
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49015
49016 49017
>>49014
You'd probably need a Spellcraft DC of at least 40, and a week or two to develop the spell, but It'd probably be Conjuration-type seed to drain energy from a place of power, and transmutation-type and convert it to something else useful.
After epic level, you can make your own spells that can do almost anything.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49016
49018
>>49015
<Cconverts it into a waifu for Mr. Snek
Is that useful?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49017
49018
>>49015
Wait,
>DC of at least 40
That's actually possible, the time is a problem but I can currently roll a max of 41
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49018
49019
>>49016
That be one super-powerful, super ebil waifu.
I think it's a great idea.
>>49017
I didn't read very much about epic spellcasting because it makes me jelly, but it could be higher.
Actually, the Energy seed is Evocation, combined with Transform that'd be a Spellcraft DC of 40, but that's the full extent of what I know about Epic Spellcasting.
I think you might need a feat too.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49019
49020
>>49018
Actually, maybe closer to 60 DC, if you add the conjure seed.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49020
49021 49022
>>49019
How much would it be to not drain all energy but just enough for a second snek?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49021
49022 49023
>>49020
>inb4 GM calls me a fucking idiot, says no, and teleports Torc and Snek to fight enemys alone cause of my stupidity
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49022
49024 49026
>>49020
>>49021
You couldn't even fathom something like that before Epic level anyway.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49023
49024
>>49021
Idk what ur thinking, GM has popcorm
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49024
49025
>>49022
Buzzkill....
>>49023
Wait what?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49025
49032
>>49024
Brb for about 15 min
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49026
49027 49028
>>49022
I kind of like your previous idea. Mount horse/in a move action then spur horse with a standard action (Trumpaladin) and Change shape with move action then fly down hall at 110 using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49027
49029
>>49026
If she's between his legs, he's technically already mounted, so all she has to do id walk forward a bit while transforming and you can skip the action altogether.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49028
49029
>>49026
>using the high flying maneuverability of the cauchemar to turn corners with only a small movement penalty
Fucking love those phantom powers.
/beststeed/
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49029
49030
>>49027
If GM will pass that, then sure. Move forward in a move action and turn down the hall, then turn right (left from our perspective) down the only hallway he could have gone down, and go down that way until we either find him, have explored all the halls, or something attacks. If he never went down that hall then Thez and Tocuil have the other possibility covered. If he is spotted, then Trumpaladin can use the rope to capture him as Trachemar prepares a grapple or intimidate or something a bit sturdier to keep him

>>49028
I know right
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49030
49031
>>49029
He's a mage: expect something wacky to happen before they get close.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49031
427485__safe_artist-colon-rublegun_princess celestia_oc_ban_banned_branding_branding iron_moderation_napoleon crossing the alps_ponies riding ponies.png
>>49030
Bring it on
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49032
49033
>>49025
>1 hour ago
Well, I guess GM is gone for the night
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49033
49034
>>49032
No, I came back and am here, but how much farther are we gonna go toinight? I figured why start the car to drive a block?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49034
49035 49036
>>49033
Nah thats understandable, I just wanted to ask; if Torc failed the drain magic to make snek, would it kill him?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49035
49037 49039
>>49034
It looks like you're contemplating the bride of Snekenstein yes?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49036
>>49034
>Epic spell failure/miscalculation
You'd wish it killed you.
Remember that video with the skeletons?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49037
49038 49039
flat,800x800,070,f.u1.jpg
>>49035
Couldn't he also just craft a second python rod?
Then he could have them curl around his magick cattle prod, like Hermes's sceptor.
Then he could graft wings of flying onto them, and make them aesthetic mini-coatles.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49038
>>49037
Actually, a Viper rod would be better, but you have to be ebil to make that.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49039
49040
>>49035
In a nutshell
>>49037
I was planning on somehow magically binding Mrs. Snek to the staff too so it kinda looked like that when in staff form
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49040
49041
>>49039
>Staff turns into ebin two-headed couatl
>Like a wyrm rod, only more creative
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49041
49042
>>49040
You know what? Give me me a minute cause now I have a great fucking idea.
AUTSIM LEVELS: MAXIMUM
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49042
49043 49046
>>49041
Oh dear.
So unless otherwise objected, shall we consider this a shit-posting, banter, and non-story dialogue and interaction until next weekend?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49043
49044
>>49042
Yes
Is huge larger or smaller than giant?
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49044
49045
>>49043
Giant isn't a size class.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49045
49047
>>49044
Is a giant constrictor huge then?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49046
49048 49052
1289717__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_princess celestia_oc_oc-colon-padlock_choker_clerical robes_comic_comic-colon-anon's pie adventure_cropped_di (3).png
>>49042
But but... I wanted to ride the Trachemar and lasso the mage. Or just reveal every hallway on that level
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49047
49049 49052
>>49045
Yes.
It's between 16 and 32 ft long, and weighs between 2 and 16 tons.
That's a YUGE margin though, so Idk how big he really is.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49048
>>49046
This desu..
I guess it just can't be helped...
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49049
49050
Found it
http://dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Couatl
>>49047
I think we came to an agreement of about 35ft and 800lbs.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49050
49051
>>49049
After some looking and consideration, nah I don't want a Couatl.
Now a huge viper is a different question though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49051
49053
>>49050
It'd be a pain and a half to craft anyway.
putting wings on him could be cool though.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49052
49054
>>49046
The mage seems to have gotten away, as the banshee-room kinda threw off the ability to hear which direction he went
>>49047
It does not weigh 2 tons

Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.49053
49055
>>49051
>put very tiny but powerful wings on Snek
>snek just starts hovering around with comically tiny wings by his head and tail
Anonymous
oplLs
?
No.49054
49055 49056
>>49052
But that hallway ends and turns just one direction. Can't we just run down every hallway?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49055
hiss.gif
>>49053
>pic
>>49054
Trump could, and is not restricted from doing so.
Anonymous
lqkPv
?
No.49056
49057
>>49054
We'll find him.
I'm not leaving this dungeon empty-handed.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49057
49058
>>49056
Want Trachemar to walk through every hallway and reveal the map, searching for traps as she goes?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49058
49059 49060
>>49057
Stealth is already fugged, and she gets slightly better searches in that state, so that's better the way to go, I guess.
Also, she likes being ridden.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49059
49060 49061
>>49058
*pets horsey*

*detects evil* Because the only other thing he's capable is readying for melee combat

"If we can't find this guy, we'll at least know every hallway and doorway on this level, and that's worth the time"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49060
49062 49063
>>49058
>>49059
>Seriously considering a mounted charge down a temple corridor
Trump roll a riding check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49061
49063
>>49059
"I hope the next room isn't filled with screaming kids..."
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49062
>>49060
*Shrugs in horse*
She wouldn't say no to it.
eueZS
?
No.49063
49064 49065
>>49060
Not a charge, just walking technically

Rolling I think he can allot 10 points to Ride, and the Shoes give 10

>>49061
"Especially those damned Gingers
\r
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49064
49066
>>49063
Fine then, walking is easy, enabling Trump to ready-attack while Tracy advances both.
Technically they were banshees btw
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49065
49066
>>49063
>Walking at 100 ft
Kek.
She could also Move Silently at 50 ft (without penalty), if need be.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49066
49067
>>49064
"Fucking Irish. First they chase us out of Ulster, then they come fight for Lincoln and invade our homes, and now this"

>>49065
>>49064
I think that if she devotes both the move action and the standard action in her round, she can cover twice the distance without needing a run or charge
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49067
49068
>>49066
You can control her movements during your turn.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49068
49069 49071
>>49067
*moves horsey down hallway mage was last heard going, then directs her right (left looking at the map) down the hallway*
lqkPv
?
No.49069
49070
[1d20+27 = 33]
>>49068
Search check, to detect traps, passages, etc
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49070
>>49069
... Or we could wait 'till morning..
Sorry about that..

Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49071
49072 49073
001c.png
>>49068
For reference, locations in pic may vary from current, purple ?? is where the mage's escape is in question.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.49072
1516594457145_LI.jpg
>>49071
Pic related would be my course of action, letting the Trachemar search at each turn
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49073
49074
>>49071
>in question
Did he flee around the corner? Or did he just vanish.
Both Tracy and Infernius should be able to see clearly to the end of the hall, if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49074
49075
>>49073
He didn't just vanish, he went one way or the other.
Meanwhile, I'm about 10 minutes away from going to bed.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.49075
49076
>>49074
Alright.
Goodnight, m8.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49076
>>49075
You too. Will bake eventually.
"Fighting!"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.49078
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/49077.html
Check 'em