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Anonymous
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1160 replies and 128 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.48098
48100 48107
>>48097
That reminds me. Part of the reason that enemies are always coming to you (the party) is because exploration has been less feasible. The Tower is slow AF, and going on foot or flying/running on air is exhausting and inefficient. Additionally, this particular set of encounters (the pyramid etc.) is a consequence of escaping Court City without burning it to the ground desu. Lastly, its my job to find a way to rob the party of any peace that I can, and I shall do my duty.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48100
48101
>>48098
Understood.
Also: >>48082 >>47912
Anonymous
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No.48101
48104
>>48100
Frankly I don't recall a headband. Could you remind me?
Anonymous
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No.48102
48126
>>48085
Embrace the hax
>>48096
I should be around for the rest of the day
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48104
>>48101
She got a headband of intellect in that chest before the party left to find Infernius (I was greedy and asked for an ebin headband, but ebin because that's too haxx). I just never asked what the Int bonus was (+2, +4, or +6), because I've been a massive idiot and haven't been applying her Int bonus to Search checks and whatnot.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48105
48106
Also, how much glass did she collect? The hole in the temple is big enough for Tracy to walk through at full size, so there had to be a lot of shards.
Anonymous
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No.48106
48108
>>48105
Nope, its like safety glass, tiny pebbles. And I'm not just saying that cuz I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces.
Anonymous
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No.48107
48109
>>48098
Well exploration should be easier now cause airship.
Actually, I think Torc is the most traveled of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48108
48114 48118
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>>48106
>I don't want to worry about what Tracy would do with ebin glass pieces
Glue the pieces together to make an ebin glass sword, of course, like in Skyrim.
I guess I'll just have her blow another whole in the temple later...
*collects tiny pebbles in sack*
Anonymous
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No.48109
48110
>>48107
>airship
Precisely. By the way, Torcuil had previously disengaged the faulty cannon from the mechanism on the ship. There's only one volley remaining though.
Anonymous
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No.48110
48111
>>48109
Oh so I could still fire volleys, okay.
How does it reload?
Anonymous
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No.48111
48113
>>48110
By turning the mechanism. The ejection, reloading, and firing of the cannons is all mechanically integrated to the hand-crank. It was designed so that a person could obliterate any aggressors without putting their drink down.
Anonymous
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No.48113
>>48111
And that means we're almost out of shells...
I take it gnomes have the power to make more?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48114
48115 48116
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>>48108
Glass hammer could be useful too though.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48115
>>48114
*meticulously gathers pebbles into one giant sack*
Anonymous
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No.48116
48117 48119
Also, the reason that the airship cannons are the only thing that can damage the glassteel is because A: the walls are thick AF, and B. because they fire at a much higher velocity than standard cannons or the employed magics. Glassteel is remarkably temperature-resilient, quickly diffusing any extreme irregularities.
Tl;dr You gotta use armor piercing rounds.
>>48114
Axes or maces would be the easiest to make, given the size of the particles.
Anonymous
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No.48117
48118
>>48116
>you gotta use armor peircing
What about armor peircing, that explode? HEIAP
Anonymous
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No.48118
48120
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>>48117
Talk to the Gnomes
>>48108
It might work as a Maquahuitl
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48119
48121 48122
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>>48116
We have some Sovereign Glue, so I guess a glassteel mace or hammer could be made over the course of a couple days.
Would the Make Whole Spell be able to fuse particles together?
Also, Since it's only half as heavy as steel, could Tracy make a Yuge-sized hammer and still wield it without penalty?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48120
>>48118
You mean like those Mayan sword-clubs?
Anonymous
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No.48121
48122 48124
>>48119
>Make Whole
Good thinking, but not in this case. The damage results in both warping and melting of the glass, in addition to being reduced to fine pieces.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48122
48123
>>48119
I desire a glassteel claymore. I will discover da wey to make one, one day.
>>48121
Awww...
Anonymous
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No.48123
>>48122
You need ebola to Kno de wey
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48124
48125
>>48121
Well, I'll have Tracy make the hammer first. Then I'll see if she can use that to break other chuncks off later on.
How long has this Dimensional Lock been set? It should last at least 2 weeks.
Anonymous
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No.48125
48128
>>48124
1 day per caster level, so 16 days total. I'd say its probably been 5 days, without looking back.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48126
48129
>>48102
Good to hear.

Is anyone else here atm?
Anonymous
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No.48127
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I've been here, if anyone's wondering
Anonymous
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No.48128
48130
>>48125
>five days
It was set at night, then we had the day with the Pirates, and then the day it was penetrated and the mummies fought
Anonymous
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No.48129
>>48126
I am totally not here
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48130
48131
>>48128
Didn't you go through a period where you were repairing the city and whatnot?
Anonymous
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No.48131
48132 48133
>>48130
I don't believe so. I cannot imagine prioritizing repairs over destroying the phylacteries of three lichs
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48132
48134 48135
>>48131
So the town is still destroyed?
Anonymous
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No.48133
>>48131
Yeah, you would never do that
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48134
>>48132
The only significant damage to the Port was at the main gate. The undead focused on attacking the ppl, not the structures.
Anonymous
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No.48135
>>48132
The town is less damaged than it was in the demonic invasion since the brothel was the only area inside of the town that was firmly penetrated, and since fires were not started
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48136
Alright.
Let's just wait for Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48137
48138
How thick are the walls of the temple?
Anonymous
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No.48138
48139
>>48137
E X T R A T H I C C
probably
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48139
48140
>>48138
I hope.
Anonymous
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No.48140
48141
>>48139
What are you thinking? e_e
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48141
48142 48145
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>>48140
.... I was estimating how many cubic feet of precious glassteel pebbles would've been dumped into the temple from a hole that was 16 by 16 ft...
Anonymous
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No.48142
48143
>>48141
I'm gonna guess, a lot of them.
Anyone want another hole for entry?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48143
48144
>>48142
Svae it for later. I might want to target the edge of the hole, to see if bigger chunks could come off.
Anonymous
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No.48144
>>48143
Yeah I was kinda thinking that too
Anonymous
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No.48145
48146
>>48141
Plenty. More than can be carried effectively by one person (or pony).
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48146
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>>48145
Tracy dumps the sacks off gravel in her bag of holding and saddlebags,m and makes rounds to her room as she waits for Infernius to arrive.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48147
Oh hush, the hole isn't really that big. Tracy's faggottry is just taking the "16 feet" mention to seriously
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48149
48150
Y U delet?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48150
48153
>>48149
Why you exaggerate even things like carrying capacity?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48153
48154
>>48150
>A light load for a cauchemar is up to 612 pounds; a medium load, 613–1,224 pounds; and a heavy load, 1,225–1,840 pounds.
It's the same reason why she's able to move at full speed while carrying Trumpaladin in heavy armor.
Anonymous
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No.48154
48156
>>48153
She ain't a cauchenar at at will
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48155
1447187__safe_artist-colon-stellarway_daybreaker_a royal problem_spoiler-colon-s07e10_alicorn_female_flying_frown_glowing eyes_gritted teeth_mare_pony_.png
>not appreciating smug Daybreaker pics
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48156
48157 48159
>>48154
Let GM decide when she is and isn't.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48157
48158
>>48156
It was already decided. Months ago. You just refuse to acknowledge it
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48158
>>48157
Then why are you deleting it so incessantly?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48159
48160
>>48156
Because you go beyond established limits incessantly
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48160
48161 48163
>>48159
It's not your place to enforce rules of this game.
And since when is she not able to transform on her own? She's only at full-power when ridden, but she can still transform.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48161
48164 48165
>>48160
She's never been able to transform into a 31 strength Cauchemar on her own
Anonymous
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No.48162
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Anonymous
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No.48163
48165 48168
>>48160
>Not your place to enforce rules
It's not your place to constantly willfully break them
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48164
48166 48168
>>48161
Carrying capacity is not all about strength.
And regardless, that doesn't excuse you deleting things on your own accord.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48165
48168 48170
>>48163
>>48161
Even if she were only as strong as a heavy warhorse, she could still drag 4,500 pounds.
And why do you care so much about what she can carry?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48166
48167
>>48164
She doesn't have a literal ton of carry capacity and you are not excused for ignoring the limits previously established
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48167
48172
>>48166
>limits previously established
What limits are you referring to? How were they worded?
I don't need your permission every time she does something.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48168
48172
>>48163
Actually, that's kind of Tracy's gimmick by now
>>48164
Technically, it is in a comparable manner
>>48165
Wut? No.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48169
Wait, no, that's correct.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48170
48171 48176
>>48165
Because it's enough that you're evidently being allowed to craft out of glass steel and a very large quantity of it at that, even though it's not a listed weapon making material
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48171
48173 48176
>>48170
It's listed in other publications. I know it's weight and hardness.
If she's even as big as a regular horse, she'd be able to carry most of it back by herself.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48172
48174 48176
>>48168
It's Tracy's faggot's gimic

>>48167
When there's no rules to it it ceases to be a game at all. There's no challenge or strategy or thought to it, just making up new superpowers every hour
oplLs
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No.48173
48174
>>48171
Then you don't need cauchemar strength now do you?
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48174
48175
>>48172
You don't decide the rules, so stop acting like you're in charge.
This isn't D&D.
>>48173
>caliche
Wut?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48175
48178
>>48174
You're not in charge either faggot
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48176
48179 48182 48183
>>48170
Neither is "Mythrium", which is what Sugoito is made of,....
>>48171
Its not a question of weight, its a question of volume. I suppose it could all fit in the broom closet tho.
>>48172
What he means - I assume, cuz its all I'll allow - is that when in full Cauchemar form, Tracy would be able to carry 1400lbs (including Trump), or drag 4200 lbs (with NO carried weight).
In Heavy Warhorse form (agitated/combat) she has appropriate weight limits and such (I'll look it up later), and likewise for base pony form.
Warhorse form is like a berserk rage though, and can't be maintained for a duration.

Anonymous
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No.48177
48178
The penalties for a heavy load are pretty extensive though
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48178
48180
>>48175
I'm not the one who's censoring other players' comments and acting like he's enforcing the rules of the game.
>>48177
She can heal exhaustion in the Entertron, can't she? She's just staying productive while Infernius prays or whatever.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48179
48181
>>48176
I thought Suigoto was Ademantium?
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.48180
48182
>>48178
Jesus Christ you could do everything you say you want to just by lowering the airship next to the hole and loading it on the airship

Your imagined powers have seriously harmed your problem solving abilities
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48181
>>48179
An adamantium alloy, yes.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48182
>>48176
I would've liked to make a Shatterspike, if I could figure out how to shape this material.

>>48180
I thought of that, but I figured it'd take longer.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48183
48184
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>>48176
>Warhorse form
Wait, do you mean the hybrid form where she's just a blue horse, or the form where she has a regular nightmare's abilities?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48184
48185
>>48183
How many forms does she have? As I recall:
Pony form
Flaming Warhorse form
Cauchemar form

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48185
48186 48187
>>48184
I put 17 ranks into Control Shape so she could transform at will and have a hybrid shape. I've been operating under the assumption that it was:
>pony form
>Warhorse form
>Cauchemar form (nerfed stats)
>Cauchemar form (complete stats)
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48186
48187 48189
>>48185
That's way too confusing. I'm of the mind that since she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her, she loses the nerfed Cauchemar form. She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48187
48188
>>48185
Shit, it may have been 9 ranks, let me find my sheet..
>>48186
I've been treating her ability like unnatural lycanthropy thus far.
>she's had the (((essence))) extracted from her
When did that happen?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48188
48190 48192
>>48187
The uhm,... lewd display in the stadium with Trump and Fae,....
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48189
48191
>>48186
>She can still catch fire in Warhorse form if she wants tho.
Does she still have the projectile smoke cone?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48190
48191 48194
>>48188
Wait, that had consequences? Reeeeeeee!

Well shoot, now I've got to find new essence...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48191
48193
>>48189
Yes and she can direct it, but it doesn't conceal her normally.
>>48190
Haven't you noticed that lewd has the most consequences ITT?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48192
48196
>>48188
What do those ranks in Control Shape account for then?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48193
48196
>>48191
>it doesn't conceal her normally
What's the difference in concealment?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48194
>>48190
I wish she hadn't lost Soros's leg to the Tarrasque.. Now I have to find another fiend for her to eat...
Anonymous
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No.48195
48197 48198
2265enightmare.jpg
vrak_the_nightmare_by_olieboldador-d8t7da2.jpg
>Look up D&D Nightmares
>Pictures like this pop up
Reeee! Why can't I look up monsters without being sexually aroused
Anonymous
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No.48196
48197 48206
>>48192
Being able to still go Warhorse form.
>>48193
Before, the smoke naturally occurred around her granting concealment at 5' and 10' (partial/full), but she could also blow smoke at an enemy. Now she can only blow it at the enemy (meaning, she could partially/totally conceal herself from 1-2 opponents, but not all those around her in a circumference). Unless full Cauchemar
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48197
48198
>>48195
Nightmares are really well-built monsters. They're bred for strength and vigor.
>>48196
... So she can't use it to pull a Korak and shoot bolts/shurikens from concealment anymore?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48198
48199
>>48195
Nightmare is for rough sexual
>>48197
She could if she blew at the target first. You don't have to have concealment from everyone to do a sneak attack, just the victim.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48199
48200
*finishes carrying glass*
>>48198
Alright. The cone lasts a round, so it should be able to work.
I'll just carry a bunch of smokebombs and drop them all over the place from now on.
Anonymous
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No.48200
48201
>>48199
Actually, that darkness kunai thing was brilliant
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48201
48202 48203 48210
>>48200
She can see through smoke, but the Darkness obscures even her darkvision, so it's ony good for getaway's, unless I have her take Blindfight..
Dropping an object is a free action, and smokebombs aren't expensive.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48202
48205
>>48201
Is lighting a smokebomb a swift action or a standard action?

eueZS
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No.48203
>>48201
>Claiming more Sus when you've just been given one that stacks with and makes infinitely more effective a class ability
\r
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48204
I g2g for a while
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48205
48210
>>48202
How is one lighting it?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.48206
48207 48211
>>48196
How is this anything other than letting every single attack in all combat be a sneak attack with a free action?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48207
48208 48213
>>48206
Its only usable once/round. Best case scenario. she gets an additional sneak attack.
Anonymous
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No.48208
48209
>>48207
That's an additional at least one sneak attack every single round though.

The boots of the wolf only let you flank once per encounter, and the cape presumably only lets you execute the manuever when you first draw the pistols, so about once per encounter. But this is 9d6 extra damage every single round of any encounter. 30+ additional damage every single round. For free. With no strategy, just using haxx to exploit a class feature to the etreme.
Anonymous
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No.48209
48212
>>48208
Smite evil only gives 17 damage per attack, less than half sneak attack damage. And that's limited to 4 uses a day
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48210
>>48205
... shit, I didn't think of that..
How does Ponimaru light his?
>>48201
On second thought, that'd look dumb and be retarded...
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48211
48213
>>48206
With a ring of Invisibility, you could Sneak Attack as many times as you wanted.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48212
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>>48209
It's great for killing fiends and undead though.
Can't Sneak Attack the undead at all...
Anonymous
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No.48213
48214
>>48207
I could ask for an additional 9d6 damage on the first attack in every single round of combat... But what would be the point? You look at an enemy and *poof* they're dead. No strategy, no clever moves. No real chance of dying, being defeated and losing. No sense of accomplishment up winning. No comparing your results to people in other campaigns. Just attack an enemy, and they're dead. Why fight enemies at all?

>>48211
Invisibility spell ends when you attack an enemy
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48214
48215
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>>48213
>Why fight enemies at all?
To steal their loot, of course.
Thieves ftw
Anonymous
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No.48215
48216 48218 48219
>>48214
And that's another thing. What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal? You lose all of the Christmas Morning excitement
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.48216
>>48215
Because, you know what you're getting with crafting.
The excitement is getting something you didn't even think about, but can use all the same
Anonymous
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No.48217
48221 48225
What happens to a party memeber's dead body when they reappear in the enteron?
E.G: Trump bleeds out and revives. Does his body *poof* into smoke just leaving gear, or does it stay there?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.48218
>>48215
The good shit doesn't get made quickly. Thez has been waiting since she became hooman (ish) again to unveil her Amulet of Natural Armor. Fuggin' DAYS
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48219
48220
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>>48215
>What's the point of loot if what you already have or can make yourself quickly is better than what you can steal?
The thrill of stealing things, and stabbing enemies.
Also, craft takes weeks, while stabbing is a standard action. Rogues don't have magick either.
Anonymous
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No.48220
48222
>>48219
There's no thrill of stabbing or stealing if there's no challenge to it and no need for strategy
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48221
48223
>>48217
It either gets eaten by monsters, or liquidated by the rest of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.48222
48224
>>48220
Quantity.
If there's no challenge, keep doing it until you've got moar shekels than you can count. Then spend the shekels on cool stuff that makes it more efficient to kill more people and steal more stuff. Acquire wealth and power.
Anonymous
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No.48223
>>48221
Oh no, if the bodies stay I have an idea.
Anonymous
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No.48224
48225 48226 48227
>>48222
That entirely eliminates an entire pillar of the game by making combat meaningless except as money farming. Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest if that is your goal?

You're killing the fun by cheating everything
Anonymous
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No.48225
48230
>>48217
That's tricky, and its not as simple as you might think. I'd answer more fully, but no spoilers. ^_^
>>48224
Don't get robbed again myah,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.48226
48228
>>48224
I like stabbing things.
The more efficiently I stab, the more I can stab.
>You're killing the fun
You don't have to stab if it's not any fun for you.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48227
48228
>>48224
>Like why the hell not just lend out money at interest
Nobody to lend to, and I'd rather spend it on better swag.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48228
48229
>>48226
Then why do you need haxx like free-action every-round smoke screen

>>48227
What swag? All swag is combat based, but the cheats you use for combat just makes it meaningless
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48229
48231
>>48228
I'm sure there will come a point where we can spend money.
The whole Port is still almost broke btw. We still need to get back the shekels that were stolen.
>>48228
>every-round smoke screen
More efficient stabbing.
k5+kC
?
No.48230
48232 48233 48239
[1d20+15 = 16]
>>48225
but I had a great idea

In the meantime, Torc decides to step back into hole in the temple while Mr. Snek sneks snek-ily.
Rolling for an archtecture check for hidden shit
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48231
48234
>>48229
Yeah, but why destroy the entire combat pillar of the game when we can have both loot and fun combat?
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48232
>>48230
>1
Welp, tonight is off to such a great fucking start
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48233
48238
>>48230
>15
How'd you get 15 in a Knowledge skill as a sorceror? I've been trying to rank-up in Planes knowledge, but i can still only get 8 ranks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48234
48237 48238
>>48231
>destroy the entire combat pillar of the game
Rogues don't play fair.
You met Korak, right? He'd sneak attack with both of his gunz.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48235
48236 48239 48244
1514593065089.gif
>>48083
>pic related
>>48075
Awwwww

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48236
>>48235
Yay! Infernius is here.
Now we can finally get to the crawl.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48237
48240
>>48234
You're confusing the player with the character. Players should play fair. And that cloak was only effective once per encounter unless he could duplicate the move
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48238
48240
>>48233
I have 12 ranks, extra 3 with int
>>48234
Now Torc snek attacks with the guns.
r9GHC
?
No.48239
48241 48243 48245
[2d12 = 4]
>>48235
Its true tho
>>48230
And Torcuil gashes his leg open on broken glass while entering the temple.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48240
>>48237
The cloak gives increasing concealment since the start of the encounter.
>>48238
Can we advance knowledge ranks even if we don't have the skill?
I want to advance planes knowledge to become a Agent Retriever.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48241
48242 48254
>>48239
Man, thats a real fucked up knowledge check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48242
>>48241
You failed to know where you were stepping.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48243
48246
1516401664125-1.png
>>48239

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48244
48247 48248
>>48235
Have him come to the door so we can start crawling.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48245
48250
>>48239
You can't use it to hide the guns every single round though, just when you initially draw them
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48246
48249
>>48243
Edge Pone Best Pone
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48247
>>48244
*infernuis crawls to the pyramid*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48248
48251
>>48244
He's gonna walk in on Torc hopping around on one leg shouting assorted curses about Kefka's mother
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48249
>>48246
Thats Infernuis pone form except hes a stallion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48250
48251 48252
>>48245
That's not how the robe works.
Thieves (rogues and Bards) can also use Sleight of Hand checks to conceal their weapons.
With a dagger and a good check, you can Sneak Attack a character right in front of you.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48251
48264
>>48248
"You haven't an arm, ya haven't a leg, Haroo! Haroo!

>>48250
Not every single round of every encounter
Umbas
?
No.48252
48253 48256
[1d20 = 9]
>>48250
Sneak attack boop on tracy
eueZS
?
No.48253
48255 48256
[1d20+22 = 24]
>>48252
Reeee! Don't boop my pony!

Sneak attack boop on Thez
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48254
48261
>>48241
>4 dmg
What was I supposed to do? Have him have an aneurysm?

And Thez <whoooof> appears on scene,... with an unusual thickness to her skin. Its as though she's grown scales over her normal skin, aesthetically different (appearance-wise) but functionally the same as her previous Infernal appearance.
Also Infernius crawls on the scene to be a smartass.

Umbas
?
No.48255
48257
[1d20 = 11]
>>48253
Reeeeeeee
Boops brad sentry
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48256
>>48252
>>48253
>all these shitty rolls
It's gonna be a long night
eueZS
?
No.48257
[1d20+22 = 34]
>>48255
Oh Yeah! Boop You!
r9GHC
?
No.48258
48259 48261
[16d20 = 148]
Thez gets mad.
T> Flurry of Boops

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48259
48262
>>48258
Does... she fumble after the first 1 or does she get in the second critical boop?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48260
48263
It appears that everyone has been machine-gun booped, including a critical boop, before Thez rolled a fail.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48261
48266
Fuzzy spooder ring bonuses, what are they again?
>>48254
"Fucking son o' a whore."
Torc then notices Infernius crawling in
"Could you help me"
>>48258
"MY NOSE"
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48262
>>48259
No, the fail eliminates any further attacks.

Everyone was booped tho.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48263
48265
>>48260
Does she have that multiple opponent attack feat? Who received critical boopage?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48264
48270
Sneak_attack.jpg
>>48251
>Not every single round of every encounter
Where does it say you can't? The robe''s concealment increaeses as the the encounter progresses too. A normal cloak or robe gives you a +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks.
So long as you conceal your weapon, your enemy can't properly defend themselves, and are thus denied their dexterity bonus to AC, making them susceptible to Sneak Attacks.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48265
48268 48270
>>48263
I vote snek or Infernius gets the critical
Umbas
?
No.48266
48267 48268 48270
1515780940278.png
[1d20 = 9]
>>48261
Boops meme magician
*casts heal moderate wounds*
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48267
48270
>>48266
>9
We aren't gonna get shit done at this rate
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48268
48277 48281
>>48266
>minor
Dude, its 4 dmg
>>48265
Technically, Trump should get it cuz she booped him first (cuz he booped her first) but she likes Infernius better, and would have given him the critical boop. Its not a bad thing.
lqkPv
?
No.48269
48281
[1d20+26 = 36]
Tracy goes ahead, making sure to check for traps so the party doesn't get killed.
Search check to look for traps and hidden doors.

Inferius, could you cast Hide From Undead?
eueZS
?
No.48270
[1d20 = 6]
>>48264
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way. I'm too busy booping to write a damned brief on the issue though

>>48266
>Healing boop
Why didn't I think of that?

>>48265
But snek has a different nose, so do you just boop him normally?

>>48267
Rolling to Grab Tracy by the pussy, see if that gives a good roll
eueZS
?
No.48271
48273 48275
[1d20+16 = 27]
[1d20+26 = 41]
Trumpaladin detects Evil

Fae: Spot and Listen Check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48273
48276
>>48271
Staph. Let Tracy go first. She has the stealth and trap sense.
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48274
48277 48278 48279
001.png
>>48272
Going ahead then, which way is Tracy going?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48275
>>48271
>detect evil
The whole place, but nothing immediate from his current position.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48276
>>48273
I ain't going ahead. This is from the entrance
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48277
48279 48280
>>48268
>4 dmg
That's fucking 7% of Torc's health
Does Snek gtt any snek skill points or no? I'm finishing up my char sheets so I'm trying to figure out all my item bonus and shite
>>48274
I vote we go right
lqkPv
?
No.48278
[1d20+24 = 38]
>>48272
Why was this deleted?
>>48274
The right path.
Rolling to move Silently.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48279
48282
>>48277
>>48274
I vote Right, and door number 2
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48280
48286
>>48277
He can have 20 points to start with. At 1st he'll get the "1st level" remainder. No maxxing.
Umbas
?
No.48281
48284 48285 48287
[1d20 = 6]
>>48268
*pinches thez's ass*
>>48269
*casts protection from undead or whatever*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48282
48283 48284
>>48279
So if going down the hallway, the door on the left?
eueZS
?
No.48283
[1d16 = 13]
[1d20+26 = 31]
>>48282
To the place with stairs and where the mummy room was located, but the next door

Trumpaladin follows Tracy with Fae - way behind Tracy

Spot and listen check
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48284
48285
>>48281
Good, cast it on everyone.
So long as we don't attack, undead can't see, hear, or smell us, but they can still sense circumstantial shit, so no horsing around.
>>48282
Is the door closed?
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48285
48288 48291
>>48281
Hand slap-slap-slap "Stahp!"
>>48284
The only door that's opened is the Mummy door.
Anonymous
k5+kC
?
No.48286
>>48280
That works, thanks again GM

Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48287
48289
>>48281
>Scaly fetish stuff
"yuck"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48288
48302
>>48285
"You love it"
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48289
48290
>>48287
"Scales feel good"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48290
48297
>>48289
"But sexually arousing?"
lqkPv
?
No.48291
48292 48293
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>48285
So, Tracy would have to open the door to see what's on the other side?
Search check to examine the door to see if it'd creak when opened.
lqkPv
?
No.48292
[1d20+27 = 43]
>>48291
Also, trap sense because why not.
Do I add the +4 to the modifier when using Search to look for traps?
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48293
48294
>>48291
Wanna do a detect evil on the closed door first?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48294
48295
>>48293
That'd take 3 rounds to get anything useful.
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48295
48296
>>48294
Do we not have 18 seconds to spare?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48296
48298
>>48295
I'm sure it's evil.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48297
48298 48299
>>48290
"Thez arousing all the time,it dont matter what form she take."
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48298
48300 48302 48303 48305
>>48296
Yeah, but we can tell the number of enemies, direction, and relative strength of enemies at least near the door before opening it

>>48297
"But... Scales? Lizards aren't sexy"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
?
No.48299
48301
>>48297
Infernius, when your character gets there, could you cast Disrupting weapon on Tracy's sword, so she can actually damage all these zombies? Sneak Attack can't do shit to them.
lqkPv
?
No.48300
48302
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>48298
Wait for the Roll to resolve.
Listen check, to detect anything on the other side of the door.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48301
>>48299
*casts disrupting weapon*
Anonymous
r9GHC
?
No.48302
>>48288
>blush
>>48298
Subjective, but scales = rough sex
>>48300
Shuffling noises, but nothing particularly onerous.
Anonymous
Umbas
?
No.48303
48304
>>48298
"Then why you want to fuck dragon?"
Anonymous
eueZS
?
No.48304
48306
>>48303
"That can transform. So not while it's a dragon"