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Anonymous
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No.47678
47680 47684 47728
RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.

Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....

This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
1160 replies and 121 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47679
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boop
Anonymous
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No.47680
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>>47678

Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47682
47683 47685
Torc decides to train Snek while his faggot gets artistic.
Can Snek get feats? Or no?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47683
47688 47691
>>47682
I'm good with it. Only one to start tho.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47684
>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
I still kek at how ironic that sounds.

Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47685
47691
>>47682
I suggest Point Blank Shot, or Exotic Weapon Proficiency.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47686
Tracy feeds her birds once again.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47687
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>>47681 →
>will be considered
Maybe I said too much... Hehe..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47688
47689 47690
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>>47683
You know, perfectly abiding by the rules, and even at level 17, Trumpaladin is eligible for a very young Silver dragon as a cohort. At level 18, he'll be eligible for a very young Gold Dragon
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47689
47695
>>47688
I thought you had to be ebin lvl for that?
Anonymous
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No.47690
47693
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>>47688
And when he's into lower epic levels, he'll be eligible for a young Gold dragon, or even a juvenile Silver Dragon
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47691
47692
Spoilered
I tried drawing Mr. Snek, and I learned I can't draw a fucking gun for shit. Snek turned out pretty good though
>>47685
>>47683
I think point blank shot would be best for Snek, especially since it opens up the way for more ranged feats.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47692
>>47691
Nice pic
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47693
47695 47697
>>47690
What determines what cohorts you can attract and when?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47694
47697 47699
Also, can Tracy make a profession check to open her Ranch now?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47695
47696
>>47689
Well, the dragons I want are ones that share my alignment and these are also the ones that have the ability to shape shift, which limits it to the third (sort of tied for second) most ebin dragon (besides bullshit like the force dragon) in the entire set of dragons, and the most ebin dragon subspecies in the book. This means that the two dragon subspecies I am interested in have high modifiers.

>>47693
Well, you have to have the leadership feat (and epic leadership to have leadership scores beyond level 25), and then leadership score is determined by character level plus charisma modifier and a few other modifiers, but the leadership score allows you to attract a cohort of up to a certain effective character level. You can have a cohort of up to two effective character levels lower than your current level, but never higher.

effective character level is not the same thing as hit die, since many races have features that make them more powerful or capable per hit die than others. The two lawful good dragon species have very high adjustment modifiers, so that means a pretty strict limit on the number of hit die he can have in a cohort.

A character can try to attract cohorts of specific races, classes, and alignments.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47696
47698
>>47695
Can you attract outsiders as cohorts?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47697
47699
>>47693
I do Xp
>>47694
Sure
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47698
47702
>>47696
Several types of outsiders have adjustment scores so apparently yes
lqkPv
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No.47699
47700 47701 47707
[1d20+16 = 23]
>>47697
>>47694
Making Profession (animal/monster husbandry) check to open personal Monster Ranch in forest/grove.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47700
>>47699
... Does that pass?
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47701
47702 47707
>>47699
It's not like Dimensional Anchor has a limited amount of time that it's effective or anything
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47702
47704
>>47698
I wouldn't mind having some hags, giants, or devils to help out around the place.
>>47701
We'll just re-cast the spell.
Wait until all of the zombies get hungry and eat each other.
k5+kC
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No.47703
47705
[1d6 = 1]
[11d8+14 = 56]
Please excuse my random rolling as I run some numbers
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47704
47706
>>47702
Do you have no interest in killing things?

You only get one cohort
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47705
>>47703
>those shitty ass rolls
Damn it
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47706
47707
>>47704
I'm not really that interested in attracting cohorts, but having NPCs to help-out around the ranch would be nice.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47707
47708
>>47699
You will need to be explicit about what you envision, intend, and hope to affect by way of this Ranch. What is it called? The Ranch? This is not a "pass/fail" roll, this is an availability/suitability of land, resources, etc.
>>47701
So very this
>>47706
I hear there are mercenaries
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47708
47709 47710
>>47707
I want her to have a small establishment in the woods, looking over a wide fenced portion of the grove which she's designated as her land. Animals she owns would be allowed to graze there.
I didn't think of a name, desu. I mostly wanted land, rather than shekels. I guess just saying "Tracy's Grazing Space: Trespassers will be stabbed on sight" was kind of my idea at first, but that feels kind of stupid in hindsight... I'll think of a name.
My primary goal was the acquisition of land and animals. The land being for her personal use primarily (ponies like having land).
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47709
>>47708
*steps on land*
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47710
47711
>>47708
And the monsters?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47711
47712
>>47710
Whatever pets she accumulated that she didn't feel like killing or otherwise found: they'd be allowed to live there semi-peacefully.
I thought of buying horses too, since they're not expensive.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47712
47713
>>47711
But still, the monsters.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47713
47714
>>47712
Land is the first step, but yes, I want monsters.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47714
47715
>>47713
Basic/common livestock would be available more or less, as well as land for crops so as to design a fully sovereign and self-sustaining operation. Like a Shaolin Temple except more stabby.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47715
47716
>>47714
It's good to have land, especially in a feudal system.
Anonymous
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No.47716
47717 47722
>>47715
It's a very desirable trait in a waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47717
>>47716
I said at the beginning that one of her original goals was to buy-up land to live on after she'd settled down.
Also, bring land-less in a feudal system is the epitome of cuckholdry.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47718
47719
I think I might want to have her investigate the far end of that grove first though. The way that Nithing was destroyed hints at some potentially annoying holy crap that I'd rather purge sooner than later.
Anonymous
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No.47719
47720 47721
>>47718
Some potentially annoying crap you'd rather purge sooner than later?

You mean like a nest of lichs and phylacteries in the harbor?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47720
>>47719
I'll do that first.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47721
>>47719
And this
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47722
>>47716
Love that movie, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47723
47724
*keens edges to prepare for next crawl*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47724
47725
>>47723
I'm just saying, it really sucks that you can't Sneak Attack or Crit undead..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47725
47726 47727
>>47724
That's one of the biggest reasons I didn't want the concealment gone in the mummy fight... I was under the impression that you could sneak attack them
At least Sharpness as a magical sword feature works on them

Perchance, do you know if undead can become exhausted?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47726
47729
>>47725
No, they can't get tired: they don't even have Constitution scores.
[frustrates rogue noises]
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47727
>>47725
Subtype page because why not
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Undead_Type
Anonymous
gn2IK
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No.47728
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>>47678
>Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47729
47730
>>47726
>>47726
Just for the hell of it I decided to roll for Fae's treasure - since new NPCs are supposed to have a standard set of equipment when they join the party, and when it's a monster with a CR rating, you use the monster's treasure instead - and I ended up with a scroll that has two "waves of exhaustion" spells on it. A spell that does pretty much exactly what the Dragonne breathe weapon does
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47730
47731 47733
>>47729
Pretty sure you don't roll starting gear for pre-existing NPCs.
>Breath weapon
It's a Sonic attack. Like that of a Howler or Yeth Hound.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47731
47734
>>47730
She'd make an awesome cape though.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47732
47733
I want to level up already so Tracy can summon her servant..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47733
47735 47736 47755
>>47730
You roll gear for new cohorts (though she's not a cohort)

>>47732
I did the math and we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level

>Sonic affect
Eh, it doesn't say so in the entry, so I'm guessing for the purposes of whatever usually negates a sonic effect it's not one. It looks like a reference to Dragon breath weapons and lion roars, since it's a supernatural ability
Anonymous
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No.47734
47739
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>>47731

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No.47735
47738
>>47733
Or it's not a sonic type that cannot be stopped by plugging the ears. Not mind-affecting
\r
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47736
47737
>>47733
Several creatures have roar/howl Ex abilities: they're considered to be Sonic weapons.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47737
>>47736
Okay. I don't really care what you call it. There is absolutely nothing in the entry for either one that suggests a supernatural sonic attack is anything other than a kind of breath weapon, and if it isn't, I don't give a shit, because I like the idea of a hybrid brass dragon having its own breath weapon and I don't care about pedantry for a fantasy game
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47738
47740 47741
>>47735
>Not mind-affecting
It's a Charisma-based will save though, so it'd still effectively have the same mechanic.
It's definitely not a Breath Weapon: it'd allow a reflex save in that case.
>Covering your ears
Few creatures have that ability, but I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw).
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47739
>>47734
Oh don't make that face You'd get a new one in a month.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47740
47741
>>47738
It probably would've been listed as a spell-like ability if it used any component other than Sonic, so it probably follows the basic rules of Sonic abilities:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sonic_Attack
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47741
47742
>>47738
>It would allow a reflex save if it were a breath weapon
Did you even read the entry? It says:
"Some breath weapons allow a Fortitude save or a Will save instead of a Reflex save"

>I doubt any creature unable to hear the roar would be affected. It probably wouldn't affect any deaf creature, or a sonic-immune creature like a Destrachan (fucking love Destrachans btw)
All of that shit you made up. None of that is in the entry.

>>47740
Did you bother to read the entry for Dragonne? It's an Su - a supernatural ability. Not an Sp or spell like ability. Like a breathe weapon.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47742
47744
>>47741
Yeah, I'm just typing out of memory.. It is an Su ability now that I look at it.
I guess it's not far-fetched to treat it as a breath weapon, since only Dragonnes are immune to it, like every other creature with that ability. I wonder what energy it'd be based off.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47743
47744
>this grammar
That's a good sign that it's time for me to sleep..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47744
47745
>>47742
Sonic is an energy type, so maybe both at the same time

>>47743
I should probably sleep for once
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47745
47746
>>47744
Considering that it's will-based, it really doesn't matter if you call it a breath weapon or not. The Roar by itself is it's own ability. I just thought it'd be treated just like a howler's roar.
Sonic attacks are great. Too bad so few of them are ally exclusive. Great spread though.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47746
47747
>>47745
>Not ally exclusive
Shhh! Don't let GM find out, because I want to use this ability in the future

It's a 6 point strength and Dexterity drain for all creatures within 30 feet that fail their saving throws. If I cast Eagle's splendor on self and mount - or if she casts Eagle's splendor on herself when she levels up - then the save DC on her roar rises by another two points
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47747
47748
>>47746
It isn't though.
That's why I've never bothered to summon a Howler: it'd exhaust everyone but Tracy and Thez.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47748
47749
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>>47747
Neither the dwelf nor the pony are outsiders
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47749
47750
>>47748
Tracy is in nightmare form. Thez counts as one because of her Perfect Self class feature.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47750
47751
>>47749
I think that was what was bannished though

>Tracy is in nightmare form
Creatures with alternate forms retain the type and subtype of the original form. Do you want to be specially vulnerable to banes and various anti-evil outsider spells? Because that's the only difference it makes
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47751
47752
>>47750
I assumed she counted as one because everything else was the same, but I don't really know or care. The subtype isn't really that relevant for me.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47752
>>47751
Either way, she could always just change back into a pony if there's issues.
Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47753
*goes to bed*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47754
47756
If I burn/blow-up a building or other lage populated area, and a bunch of NPCs die at once, do I still get XP for killing them indirectly?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47755
>>47733
>we have a very, very, very large number of mummies and lichs to kill before the next level
Then we'll just have to re-kill them faster.

Is the party going to try to smack some info out of Kang Doot before the crawl?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47756
47757 47759
>>47754
You'll need to supply more hypothetical context. As you have worded it, no.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47757
47758
>>47756
It was mostly a joke to stir-up conversation.
But hypothetically, if you set fire to a building to kill an enemy inside, does that count as your kill?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47758
>>47757
Tbh, I don't really care was just shitposting to get a reaction...
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47759
47760 47761 47763
>>47756
Now I have a question along those lines.
If Torc somehow set the dust on fire triggering the explosion, how much of the dungeon would that bypass?

Also, can Snek get a chameleon ring?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47760
47764
>>47759
The dungeon is made of glassteel, so it's pretty much indestructible to any means except the ship's cannons (your meteor swarm didn't do shit to it, remember).
Remind me to pick-up the shards of material from where we entered, so Tracy can make some collector's-edition shanks.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47761
47762 47764
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>>47759
>chameleon ring
If you manage to get one, he could wear it on his tail.
You could also just cast invisibility on him, if you wanted. Tracy could also make him a Hat of Disguise, to emulate the effect.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47762
47763
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>>47761
Snek with hat is /bestmeme/, btw.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47763
47764
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>>47762
Snek w/ hat thread when?
>>47759
Chameleon rings require 13 days of Disguise Self and Invisibility to fabricate.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47764
47766
>>47763
>when
Soon...
>>47761
>ring or hat
Yeah, I guess a hat would be good, looks pretty good on sneks for some reason.
But I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
>>47760
I know the fire won't do shit to the temple, but the same isn't quite true for everything inside.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47766
47767
>>47764
>I really wanted that +10 on hide checks
You and me both…
He'd need it, because he's YUGE, so he takes a -8 penalty on Hide checks.
I'm not sure if he retains his monster skill points after getting class levels, but a Giant Constrictor normally has 10 ranks in Hide.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47767
47768
>>47766
But he gets a +4 species bonus for hide checks, so I don't know if that means the -8 doesn't apply to him or what.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47768
47769
>>47767
He get's both: -8 size penalty and +4 racial bonus.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47769
47770 47771
>>47768
That's not good for a rogue
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47770
47771
>>47769
Well, he's only lvl 1.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47771
47772 47774
>>47769
>>47770
He's not even first level yet, he's level 0
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47772
47773 47775 47778
>>47771
But doesn't he have 13 levels in snek and probably a familiar HD bonus?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47773
47776
>>47772
Do your creature stats really stack with your character lvls?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47774
47776
>>47771
>level 0
What does that mean, btw?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47775
47779 47824
>>47772
Yes and no. He's an 11HD creature, but hasn't gained sufficient experience to advance to level 1 as a Rogue. As a familiar, he gets +9 to his Natural Armor, and has a de-facto intelligence of 14. As a familiar also, he has a default HP of 1/2 Torcuil.
BTW, Torcuil gets +2 on his bluff checks.
Level 0 means that the character has begun to learn the basics of the class, and gets minimal (very) abilities of the class.
Thez for example, declared level 0 Sorcerer. Because of her Charisma bonus she can cast 1 bonus 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th level spell per day, but she only knows one 0 level spell (Dancing Lights). So she can cast Dancing Lights a bunch of times.
In a comparable manner, Snek would have minimal initial skill points to apply (level one is (8+Int)x4, probably <1/2. Additionally he wouldn't yet be able to sneak attack, etc.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47776
47781
>>47773
When determining character level, yes, you stack racial hit die of a monster with its character levels

>>47774
I think that means snek is not yet a rogue
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47777
Definitely claiming a Silver or Gold dragon as a waifu
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47778
47781
>>47772
Do characters with PC class levels even get the bonus HD?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47779
47781
>>47775
Is there any drawback to taking zero levels?
I might have Tracy late a 0 lvl in Sorcerer then, so she can get Mage Hand and lvl up as an Arcane Trickster.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47780
47783
Could Snek get a top hat with the Shadow enchantment?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47781
47782
>>47776
Trump is still with the party yes?
"Uhm,... can I ask you something?" Thez asks, attempting nonchalance, but failing cuz Trump's sense motive is absurd. She wants something.
>>47778
Both canon and ITT, I'm going with "no". I allowed it for Fae cuz otherwise she's cannon fodder, but Tracy is already more than uber.
>>47779
Taking a 0 level commits the character to advancing in that level upon next level advancement, which may have its own variety of consequences.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47782
47785
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>>47781
"Um... yes?"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47783
47787
>>47780
It'd take time.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47784
47786
Now for the part you're all going to like (mostly).

When it comes to skill checks, there's an optional rule I've been employing liberally without saying anything.
Any time a character is making a skill check against a DC that is -20 or more of their rank, they can opt to take a 10 on their dice roll as long as they are not engaged in combat. The idea is that the task of so simple compared to their developed skill that they could do it with their eyes closed. Tying one's shoes would be a DC1 rope use check, where its so basic that the chance of failure is nil.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47785
47788 47791
>>47782
"Do you,... still have that robe with all the pockets? I was thinking,... if you weren't using it,... I mean if you are using it then forget I said anything. But if you're not,... I don't know,... maybe you'd consider trading for something?"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47786
47791
GM, can you answer that question about the Hecatoncheires?
>>47784
What's the DC for tying someone else's shoes together?
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47787
47790
>>47783
I just want to know if he'll allow it. I could always make the hat now, and enchant it later
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47788
>>47785
"Yes, I believe it's on Fae's bags. I placed most of Kiynen's horde in it, so hold on while I get it and remove those items"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47790
47792
>>47787
I think it's only armor that can have Shadow.
…But if not, I'll gladly load Tracy up with magick socks, panties, garters., etc.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47791
47792 47793
>>47786
Depends on the circumstances. Is one hiding under their table at a noisy tavern? Is it on a barren street while the person is busy heading somewhere or other?
>Hecatoncheires
Which part?
>>47789
>not dimensional
Yes they are
>>47785
>excited dwelf noises
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47792
47794 47797
*carefully hides items in room's dresser drawers, placing books about Football and Income Tax over top to deter Tracy from rummaging*

>>47790
>covering up a pony with panties
HARAM

>>47791
*Is now wondering what is going on*
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47793
47797
>>47791
>Which part?
The part about the blood-forged weapons.
Is deity blood a special material for craft? Refer to:
>>47417 →
I was wondering if Tracy could use Kefka's body parts to make a special weapon later on, because that monster description implied that it had properties that made it deadly to some monsters.
I thought it'd make a great tempering fluid for an awesome mace or sword.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47794
47795
>>47792
>talks about sharing loot
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47795
47796
>>47794
Yeah, I thought about that right after I posted it.

Uh...Tracy can buy horses with some of it I guess
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47796
47798
>>47795
I'm in no hurry.
Just don't get bent out of shape if I want to take other things.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47797
47798 47799
>>47793
First off, they're not immune. Heca,... those things regenerate against any weapon other than blood-forged or Good-aligned weapons. For two, those things are OP AF. I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official.
Having said, maybe but IDK. Its not something I expected to have to consider.
>>47792
Several things. Currently Thez is wearing a simple monk's fighting outfit (a Gi, for the martial artists in the periphery). As a monk, she takes penalties if she wears armor or is otherwise encumbered, but an article like a robe can be utilized without penalties. For two, Thez is a knob about some things, and is planning for carrying all the material components (that she doesn't need) that she'll need as a sorcerer.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47798
47800
>>47797
Um, okay. What's the rating on her amulet of the mighty fists, and/or does she have an extra lying around?

>>47796
>If I want to take other things
The only reason I thought to hide it was because of the possibility that all of it would fall in the "I take things I don't actually want just because klepto"
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47799
47800
>>47797
Since it's the blood of a Chaotic Ebil demigod, I thought it'd make for a ebin murder-mace, maybe with specific powers, if I can find the time for her to work on it.
> I'm a little astonished that someone bothered to create them and then make them official. something I expected to have to consider.
Ikr. Epin-level monsters are terrifying. Some are even rank-0 deities, like Phaethons, Atropals, or Infernals: all apocalypse-tier.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47800
47801
>>47798
The amulet is part of her belt and can't be removed, along with the amulet of non-detection. Its an heirloom item associated with mastery of her former/native Monk monastery. She doesn't have an extra, and its +5 (meaning, requiring at least a 15th level caster, and 50 days to fabricate).
>>47799
Just one of those - which aren't unique creatures - could easily walk through most of the Infernal lords. Soros would get his ass handed to him for example.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47801
47802
>>47800
It looks to me like the publications for epic-level monsters, classes and spells were mostly made for high-level campaigns that focused on insane missions, like theomachia or apocalypse-reversal, from what I've gathered. Even the existance of Abominations seems to be put in the game for "let's go kill a literal god" kind of campaigns.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47802
47803
>>47801
Well, the challenge ratings are based off "The level that a 4-player party would theoretically need to be to vanquish". Hecs are 57th? Absurd. Thez only got where she's at because she spent an excessive amount of time soloing and not sharing xp. I can't imagine ranking 4 players to that point, let alone past it.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47803
47804 47805 47808 47814 47817
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>>47802
It has superior multi-weapon fighting, and it has a hundred arms. Nothing but an actual god of war, with 50 ranks in Fighter (maybe, if he's lucky) could best it in combat.
It's based off of those mythical ancient greek primordial giants who lived before the gods or even the titans: they could tear mountains in two with their strength.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47804
47806 47807
>>47803
It's based off of dark and elder things alright, but I don't think Greek mythology is the closest comparison
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47805
>>47803
The other ebin monsters are freaky too.
An Atropal is like every abortion every woman ever had, coming back for revenge on the living. Infernals eat Balors and Pit Fiends' faces as an afternoon snack. A Phaethon is like a walking nuclear explosion.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47806
>>47804
>The Hecatoncheires were giant creatures in Greek mythology. Their name means "hundred - handed ones", and apart from a hundred hands of unfathomable strength, they also had fifty heads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hecatoncheires
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47807
47810
>>47804
>(1)
Wait, who's speaking now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47808
47809 47811
>>47803
Right. Meaning, the party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it, unless it was used as a Deus Ex Machina-type, story that isn't so much vanquished as it is defeated, sealed, cast into other realms, etc. As a looming (pun intended) threat, sure but as a legit fight? I say again, absurd.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47809
47810 47814
>>47808
According to wiki sources, they're the oldest Abominations: born of proto-deities early in the multiverse's history. They're older than most gods, unlike most other Abominations, who are usually the offspring of gods.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47810
47811
>>47807
Nobully; it could be Lenos, it could be Anongriffonfilly, it could be Sad Alex, Taylor, or any number of possibilities.
>>47809
Again, I'm just seeing something absurd that no reasonable party could/would ever think of actually trying to kill, and if they are I question their creativity as players and that of the GM, as well as the authenticity and legitimacy of their campaign desu.
We were talking about God-granted quests earlier; this is a God quest.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47811
47812 47814
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>>47808
>party would pretty much have to have divine rank of their own in order to concern themselves with it
Yeah. It looks like a challenge for a team of Divine Minions, with Epic Prestige classes.
>>47810
>God quest
Do you mean God Quest as in instant-Geas, or God Quest as in "prove yourself!" ?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47812
47813
>>47811
I mean a quest for Gods
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47813
47814
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>>47812
Ah.
Yeah, and not just rank 1-5 demigods like Kefka; actual gods.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47814
47816 47820
>>47803
>>47803
>>47809
>>47811
>>47813
For you:

Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . .
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it was months ago. The general tension was horrible. To a season of political and social upheaval was added a strange and brooding apprehension of hideous physical danger; a danger widespread and all-embracing, such a danger as may be imagined only in the most terrible phantasms of the night. I recall that the people went about with pale and worried faces, and whispered warnings and prophecies which no one dared consciously repeat or acknowledge to himself that he had heard. A sense of monstrous guilt was upon the land, and out of the abysses between the stars swept chill currents that made men shiver in dark and lonely places. There was a daemoniac alteration in the sequence of the seasons—the autumn heat lingered fearsomely, and everyone felt that the world and perhaps the universe had passed from the control of known gods or forces to that of gods or forces which were unknown.
And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare. Never before had the screams of nightmare been such a public problem; now the wise men almost wished they could forbid sleep in the small hours, that the shrieks of cities might less horribly disturb the pale, pitying moon as it glimmered on green waters gliding under bridges, and old steeples crumbling against a sickly sky.
I remember when Nyarlathotep came to my city—the great, the old, the terrible city of unnumbered crimes. My friend had told me of him, and of the impelling fascination and allurement of his revelations, and I burned with eagerness to explore his uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered imaginings; that what was thrown on a screen in the darkened room prophesied things none but Nyarlathotep dared prophesy, and that in the sputter of his sparks there was taken from men that which had never been taken before yet which shewed only in the eyes. And I heard it hinted abroad that those who knew Nyarlathotep looked on sights which others saw not.
It was in the hot autumn that I went through the night with the restless crowds to see Nyarlathotep; through the stifling night and up the endless stairs into the choking room. And shadowed on a screen, I saw hooded forms amidst ruins, and yellow evil faces peering from behind fallen monuments. And I saw the world battling against blackness; against the waves of destruction from ultimate space; whirling, churning; struggling around the dimming, cooling sun. Then the sparks played amazingly around the heads of the spectators, and hair stood up on end whilst shadows more grotesque than I can tell came out and squatted on the heads. And when I, who was colder and more scientific than the rest, mumbled a trembling protest about “imposture” and “static electricity”, Nyarlathotep drave us all out, down the dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight streets. I screamed aloud that I was not afraid; that I never could be afraid; and others screamed with me for solace. We sware to one another that the city was exactly the same, and still alive; and when the electric lights began to fade we cursed the company over and over again, and laughed at the queer faces we made.
I believe we felt something coming down from the greenish moon, for when we began to depend on its light we drifted into curious involuntary formations and seemed to know our destinations though we dared not think of them. Once we looked at the pavement and found the blocks loose and displaced by grass, with scarce a line of rusted metal to shew where the tramways had run. And again we saw a tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and almost on its side. When we gazed around the horizon, we could not find the third tower by the river, and noticed that the silhouette of the second tower was ragged at the top. Then we split up into narrow columns, each of which seemed drawn in a different direction. One disappeared in a narrow alley to the left, leaving only the echo of a shocking moan. Another filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling with a laughter that was mad. My own column was sucked toward the open country, and presently felt a chill which was not of the hot autumn; for as we stalked out on the dark moor, we beheld around us the hellish moon-glitter of evil snows. Trackless, inexplicable snows, swept asunder in one direction only, where lay a gulf all the blacker for its glittering walls. The column seemed very thin indeed as it plodded dreamily into the gulf. I lingered behind, for the black rift in the green-litten snow was frightful, and I thought I had heard the reverberations of a disquieting wail as my companions vanished; but my power to linger was slight. As if beckoned by those who had gone before, I half floated between the titanic snowdrifts, quivering and afraid, into the sightless vortex of the unimaginable.
Screamingly sentient, dumbly delirious, only the gods that were can tell. A sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in hands that are not hands, and whirled blindly past ghastly midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead worlds with sores that were cities, charnel winds that brush the pallid stars and make them flicker low. Beyond the worlds vague ghosts of monstrous things; half-seen columns of unsanctified temples that rest on nameless rocks beneath space and reach up to dizzy vacua above the spheres of light and darkness. And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.

Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47815
47818 47821
I'll be back tonight, if anyone is still on. Later my dudes
Mrs. Sentry
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No.47816
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>>47814


Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47817
47819
>>47803
Im gonna need a bigger strength bonus.

Anonymous
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No.47818
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>>47815

Anonymous
lqkPv
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No.47819
47820
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>>47817
kek
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47820
47822 47823
>>47819
>>47814
I want to grapple a rank 5 deity.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47821
>>47815
See 'ya later.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47822
47830
>>47820
Gib Tracy the corpse when you're done.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47823
47831
>>47820
Infernius should've been Strength Domain, desu.
Anonymous
k5+kC
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No.47824
>>47775
>14 int
Nice, smart Snek
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47825
47826 47827
>blogpost intensifies
Funny story! Apparently I was supposed to work this morning, but due to a miscommunication (rather, my lack of seeking confirmation) I got my first no-call, no-show of my whole LIFE today,.... Also I'm back for the duration (weekend).
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47826
47828
>>47825
Fug... Sorry, m8..
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47827
Spoilered
>>47825
I can imagine how much that sucks

I wish I had a job...
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47828
47830
>>47826
Its actually not a big deal. I'm on light duty or injury, and I have an absolutely spotless record otherwise (in 3 years I've called in once) and my boss knows it, and lack of communication has never even been a consideration. In fact, while I've neglected it in recent months, I used to have a monthly e-mail correspondence with my boss just because I have serious social anxiety but am full of emergent ideas, many of which have helped to improve and shape aspects of the company's position and performance. For example, I introduced him to Simon Sinek, which has had a tangible impact (I wonder if corporate and foremen might have gone to one of his seminars?) on the overview of the company. I can get away with it scot-free in this case because I'm the fukkin' man at my job
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47829
*for
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47830
47832
>>47822
Ill give you what i cant eat.
>>47828
Red pill your boss.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47831
>>47823
Yea. I wish.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47832
47833 48633
>>47830
I'm working on it, but this is an ultra-rural community that doesn't take kindly to anyone who isn't a 3rd+ generation of the "hooplah" family.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47833
47834
>>47832
Rural MasterRace
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47834
47842
>>47833
Oh, don't even get me started, its part of my diabolical 1488 scheme. Major cities are largely lost. Its largely (only?) by fomenting the awareness and viability (economically, socially, etc.) of smaller communities that the white race has any chance at all desu. These are communities that its not too late to redpill on muslims (not exclusively) and who havve EVERY incentive to avoid and act against further decay of the US.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47835
47836
Will we be playing tonight?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47836
47837
>>47835
I'm here,....
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47837
>>47836
As am I.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47838
47839
Tracy feeds her birds again.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47839
47840 47865
>>47838
They're getting kinda big. They're about 12' sitting down, (cuz there's not much mass to the legs) and they're beginning to show coloration. One (I forget the name at the moment and I'll lose focus if I look it up, but its within the theme) is beginning to show an almost fluorescence, trending toward violet or blue.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47840
>>47839
"Who's a pretty ~birdie?"
*gently pets fluff*
They were named Sammy and Bunny.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47841
47843 47845
They show the dopiest enthusiasm before Tracy even enters the room. They can't smell or "specifically" detect that its Tracy, but there's a consistency to her presentation. Preceeding Tracy's arrival would be a series of incredibly minute details that would otherwise go unnoticed to a conscious biped (read: hooman) but which animals take to readily. This is why I contest the intelligence scale wrt animals, but I digress. I do admit that there is a significant possibility that atypical stats, behavior, intelligence, etc. that is observable IRL animals might not exclusive to "player" interaction. Simply, I've always observed highly intelligent dogs, cats, etc. Having said, I have always (almost) observed them amongst exceptional individuals.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47842
47849
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>>47834
>tfw when no QT 3.14 aryan gf

Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47843
47844 47845 47849
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>>47841
So each of those birds which Tracy got for free are not only able to almost equal Fae in one on one combat, but they're magic beasts as well?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47844
47845 47846
>>47843
Dont even starr bro. Some of us Dont have any animal companions
And you got fae for free.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47845
47847 47849 47850
>>47841
Tracy dumps out out her bag of ground elephant meat a lightly-cooked egg yolks and watches happily as they eat, with a slight blush about her cheeks.
>>47843
>magical
No. Rocs are animals. You're thinking of Giant Eagles.
GM just thinks animals are smarter than the game-makers give them credit for, and is building character in their subtle responses.
>>47844
Go talk to your doggo.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47846
47848 47851
>>47844
A Paladin's mount is an essential feature of the class, and a Dragonne is a CR 7 with 19 strength, whereas a Roc is a CR 9 with 34 strength and is two size categories larger with corresponding increases in damage
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47847
47851 47863
>>47845
I probably cant. The juice are blocking hitler.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47848
>>47846
Whatever.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47849
47864
>>47843
Not hardly. They're dopey, clumsy, and awkward. They're a liability in combat. But they are cute, if not ginormous.
>>47842
Desu, my mate is not aryan. She is of royal, "pacific" ancestry though. Xp
>>47845
>doggo
This. If I wanted to be authentic, he'd have pissed and shit on everything cuz "is he even let outside?". Mental note, have Bones check on him 3x a day, just in case.
What Infernius now has is a tiny dog that 'almost' pees its self whenever he shows up, but doesn't know how to calm down.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47850
47852
>>47845
>Go talk to your Doggo
This. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro needs attention
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47851
47853 47857
>>47846
The standard mount for a paladin is a heavy warhorse: you got an upgrade. She even speaks common and as class levels.
>>47847
Try Commune With Nature.
Then see if he's worth Awakening.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47852
>>47850
Don't give animals names they can't remember. His name is Sparkle.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47853
47854 47855 47863
>>47851
I dont think you understand the kikes are blocking hitlers powers i dont even know how i can still use healing magic.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47854
47855 47856
>>47853
>kikes are blocking hitlers powers
Since when? You were able to break Thez's petrification.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47855
47859 47860
>>47853
>>47854
They're not blocking his power, they're blocking his communication.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47856
47863
>>47854
Gm said they were.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47857
47858
>>47851
True, but she's still only CR10ish after features, not a match for two CR 9s

>names they can't remember
Oh please. Alejandro Menendez-Alvaro is easily remembered
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47858
>>47857
>not a match
It's not a contest.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47859
47861 47863
>>47855
Why wouldn't they block his powers too?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47860
47861
>>47855
When did this start?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47861
47864
>>47859
Because I had dubs for one. For two, because Hitler is too awesome and undeniable. His blessings cannot be blocked by kikes, even if his words might be suppressed.
>>47860
This started back when I was first called to speak for the Fuhrer and balked cuz mein deutsch ist schrect and cuz I don't feel I could accurately portray him as a god.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47863
47866 47868
>>47859
>>47856
>>47853
>>47847
Just go have hot shower sex with your waifu like your God commanded you two then feed your dog some tacos
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47864
47868
>>47861
Great.
>>47849
Id take a Celtic girl desu, when you say Pacific do you mean asian or islander?
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47865
47868
>>47839
What does the other one look like?
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47866
47869
>>47863
We both know what he meant m8.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47867
47890
Can we get some info out of Kang Doot now?
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47868
47870 47876
>>47863
>>47864
I'm not Hitler in this case, but some showers 'glitter'. Just a random interpretive thought.
>>47864
Islands ftw
>>47865
Slightly pink desu

eueZS
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No.47869
47872
>>47866
Stop with the cocky attitude to hermeneutics and go now!

\r
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47870
47871 47873
>>47868
Very tropical. Like the birds of Eden.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47871
>>47870
They are going to end up deep blue and red-pink when they get older.

It'll be beautiful
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47872
47873 47877
>>47869
Summoning atlas.
Anonymous
r9GHC
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No.47873
47874 47890
>>47870
Not intentionally, but metaphysically so distantly related.
>>47872
Fug
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47874
47877
>>47873
I'm not opposed to tropical Rocs. It fits their theme.
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47876
>>47868
1488 with her.
Anonymous
eueZS
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No.47877
47878 47880 47896
Atlas says good morning (3).png
>>47872
Unfortunately he's not on at all at the moment. He was on earlier today though

>>47874
Wrong. Just, wrong. Rocs are cold weather animals and anything else just ain't right
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47878
47879
>>47877
>Rocs are cold weather animals
Did you read the Legend Of Sinbad? They would've lived around the Indian Ocean.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47879
47881
>>47878
But they lived in high up mountains, which would be cold
Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47880
47883
>>47877
I know you are trying to do damage control and all but could you stop being disengenous and say they truth?
I mean i already know that hitler wants infernuis baby dead.
Mrs. Sentry
lqkPv
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No.47881
47883
>>47879
Then I guess it's just magick then.
Anonymous
oplLs
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No.47883
47885
>>47881
Nah, it's because the plumage if the younger animals is lighter than that of mature adults

>>47880
Oh hush. He only commanded her to take a shower? Has she even showered once thus far? Hell, I should probably take a shower

Anonymous
Umbas
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No.47885
47886
>>47883
Really?