RP Thread. Its D&D mixed with shitposting. Classic (flexible) rules, and more autism than you could shake a whole group of autists at, even if you did so autistically. New players area always welcome, whether continuing, one-time, or 'just shitposting'.
Welcome back to the ahem 'Bathhouse', a progressive thread that I'm sure plenty of anons wish would just fucking die already. What, its true,....
This particular beginning is heavily seasoned with enthusiasm and delight. Hot on the heels of killing a bunch of We Wuz, the party almost shattered for several reasons, both in-game and out. In spite of it all, the characters continue on their quest to do,... well,... stuff.
Trumpaladin has been gifted a quest from Lord John Elway. Infernius has been gifted a quest from the Fuhrer, Tracy wants to stab more shit, Torcuil is beginning to get clever with his use of Snek not like that you perv and Thez is thanking her lucky stars that she even exists anymore.
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[1d20+24 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
[1d20+24 = 39]
Sleight of hand check to slowly open the door without it creaking
Hide check to do it stealthily, in case I fuck up somehow (even though they can't see or hear her, because Hide From Undead spell)
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>>48312
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
Tracy opens the door carefully. As it minutely squeaks open, nothing seems to jump out or attack. There are noises, an intermittent series of squeaks and such, but nothing is particularly immediate.
>>48312
You mean the sword that sometimes appears as a cane? You mean Korak's Gentlemen's Sword of the High Seas?
[1d20+20 = 25]
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
[1d20+20 = 21]
>>48315
Yes, that cane-sword.
Spot and Listen check to peer into the door and sense everything inside
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>>48325
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
Oh she ain't moving into the room. She just has such a high spot modifier she can see invisible shit when it's moving
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Tracy backs away, to let Fae and Snek take the first hit if anything pops out.
>>48342
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
I would say that that's foolish because of Traps and such, but frankly, it's more fun when you play your character that way
>>48341
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Snek is just poking his head in, besides pretty sure Infernius and Daylight are some effective distractions
Whatever.
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
Since everyone has already walked up to the door, Tracy steps back and use the distraction to salvage her own stealth.
Rolling to Hide
[1d20+28 = 34]
>>48345
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
Do snakes get a racial bonus against rats?
Gonna go ahead and roll initiative
[1d20 = 4]
Snek
[1d20 = 7]
Torc
Inferius please use the mass healing spell that damages undead
>>48350
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
Aww, fine. As the undead rats pour over Infernius and begin to run for the door, frenzied by the sudden daylight in the room,... Trump kills them with a turn. The room is barren except for exploded undead rats, and some horribly (and I do mean that) fetid and rotten household wares (grains, and otherwise anciently spoiled foodstuffs).
[1d20+24 = 43]
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
>>48354
Rolling to Search for anything useful that might not have been apparent at first.
[1d20+26 = 40]
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
>>48354
>The room is empty and barren
Lol bullshit
Fae does a spot check on the room from the door, with a modifier so high she can see moving invisible things with only a 4 dice roll
Trumpaladin detects evil
[1d20+20 = 31]
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48358
Search is trap sense.
Tracy Listens, to see if all of that commotion alerted anyone in the other rooms.
>>48359
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
For one, she already has those shoes
For two,... yeah I had hoped to bother the party more with those.
[1d20+14 = 32]
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20+26 = 33]
>>48364
Fae looks down the hallway with spot and listen
Trumpaladin looks into the room... Vessel, you say? What does the room look like its purpose was?
[1d20 = 15]
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
>>48365
For holding food, probably.
Tracy advances down the hallway, a good three squares ahead of everyone to maintain stealth.
Rolling to move silently
There's a door at the opposite end of the room, otherwise the party can backtrack to the hallway.
[1d20+9 = 21]
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
>>48371
Torc walks up to the door with Snek, and signals for snek to listen through the door
[ANGRY ROGUE NOISES]
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>>48371
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
Trumpaladin stands behind Infernius and Tracy and casts detect evil to see if anything is on the other side of that door
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
>>48387
How can they see him if they're undead?
Unless they're not undead...
Spot check for Tracy.
[1d20 = 1]
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
Trumpaladin makes a petting of opportunity on nearest pettable creature
[1d20+21 = 38]
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
Torc decides to detect magic.
What bonuses besides INT do I add, spellcraft right?
[6d6 = 18]
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
>>48393
All 3 attacks hit, all 3 doing damage, and quite probably felling the poor thing, given Infernius' strength bonus (I think is +14?)
Dice is damage, not including modifiers (which should be @ x3)
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>>48411
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
Not in the size category sense though.
If she were, she couldn't use medium sized weapons with proficiency. So that chain and that sword could only be used with penalties
[1d100 = 74]
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
[2d8+5 = 14]
[2d8+5 = 9]
>>48409
First hit is a severe crit, knocking Infernius on his heels (stumble roll). Second and 4th atk miss, but 3rd atk hits also.
First roll does 3x damage.
>>48414
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
I asked about that, and besides I have an extra undedicated feat
You're not going to declare that she has small size category just now in battle when you've been using medium sized weapons for months
[2d6 = 5]
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48413
So 45 damage points to Infernius, and he accidentally hits himself for damage also (no str bonus)
>>48418
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
I miscalculated. Between these two Frankies and the forced fumble, Infernius takes 56 damage.
Everyone ELSE roll initiative now.
[1d20 = 1]
>>48419
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
If she's 90 pounds like a small human female she's medium sized. I think she has to be under 60 to be small. It's just easier if she's medium
>>48431
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
Hmmm. Technically, one needs to sustain 50% health loss to system shock vs. death, and Infernius had a max of 133 before recent level. No system shock, he's just hurting but not in danger of kill.
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>as the party engages the Frankensteins, shuffling noises can be heard from further down the hallway, including a disconcerting sound hibbity hooblah.
>>48444
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Yeah, I guessed pretty early on, but didn't say anything because metafaggotry.
It's gay when players just look them up.
Its Infernius' turn against the golems. One is damaged, the other is not.
[6d6+15 = 31]
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
>>48462
>same one that was damaged earlier
I'm still waiting on Infernius' combined damage modifiers, but all 3 hit, and I'll be most surprised if they didn't kill.
[3d20 = 43]
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
>>48465
Fae, full round attack on second golem
Modifiers are 20 or 22 on first attack and 18 or 20 on the second two attacks
Fae, then Trump/golems, then Thez, Torc, and lastly Tracy
>shuffling sound intensifies
>shuffling sound intensifies
[1d20 = 19]
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48466
If that lands, Tracy get's an AoO
Tracy makes a Trip attack on the golem with a keened dagger.
>>48472
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
The dagger is so it doesn't provoke an AoO from the golem, and it does tripple damage because keened dagger.
>>48469
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Apologies. However, it doesn't go "20-22, 18-20" modifiers. It goes "20-22, 15-17".
>MOAR number crunching
I swear, you guys don't even know how many otherwise supercilious rolls I have to make, just to be sure what happens. I know, I keep some of it off-board so >confusing but,... nevermind. Also, you don't know how many times I start responding to a post cuz its edgy or wtfe, but then scroll up and fine "Oh yeah, that later part is impossible and couldn't have happened. In the bin,...."
Fae, is increasingly fine form, just rips apart the 2nd Frankie btw. Its not "down" per say, but its been thoroughly "ground" on the front-surface.
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
>>48477
Retracted, you are correct. Simplicity's sake, we'll put her attacks at +22, +19, and +16 for that particular exchange, which was in fact murderous.
>>48480
Base attack, weapon/item augments, str bonus, etc - circumstantial
Just 2 more levels...
So Trump, with his rolls, is quick and able to drop the second Frankenstein - Flesh Golem. But the falling of the second is not all to be heard. Just around the corner is a really creepy "wurbuling" sound, while further down the hall is the dragging of limbs.
>>48486
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
Alright, which hall, exactly? The hall the frankenstiens came from, or the other hall? Which hall are the hibbity hooblah's coming from?
[16d20 = 124]
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Thez' turn.
<whoooof>
Just around the corner: "God dammit,...."
T> Flurry of Blows, broom
Okay, well that didn't last long. Thez quickly reduces her otherwise pile of oozing flesh into a less active pile of oozing flesh. There are still sounds coming from further down the hall, but there are no immediate threats.
>>48496
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
They didn't "come out of", they appear to have been stationed here. Btw, its not your turn.
>>48495
Nor yours either.
Torcuil has current move
>>48498
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
A repeated squishing sound can be heard as Thez continues to beat a pile of goo about the 'face'. "Chaos <breath> Monster," she says with a demented look. The room is otherwise clear, as per map.
>>48503
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
Red dots is where golems were. Nearest room has Thez in the corner, and sounds from down the hall. Thez is "sufficiently" wupping an ass, "Cuz you never know with these,... things!"
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