This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
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Pass. Tracy is at about 80% health, and no additional con drain
[7d20 = 73]
>forgot about improved multi-weapon fighting
Full round attack with Sword: -2 penalty
Additional attack with each claw:-2 penalty
Then two extra attacks with either claw: -5 penalty
Wait, subtract two attacks from that...
>didn't invest in QuickDraw fear that would allow the sword to be drawn as a free action
That's also not quite how multi weapon fighting works. It's -4 or at least -2 on every attack, and I think that penalty might swallow up the third attack with the main weapon
I'm regretting taking the improved feat...
Can Trumpaladin selectively target the smaller wraiths in a turn check?
Pretty sure you just turn, and the big ones just aren't effected.
Good, that 19 in particular was solid>>50271
Turning is an area affect centered on the caster
[4d20 = 49]>>50274
I'm'a go full round attack on Dread Wraith and hope to cleave.
[4d20 = 41]>>50275
Yeah, that'll do it for the last one. The smaller ones aren't a concern unless they get 20s
*cough Tracy's Turn cough*
Itd be more simple to call it for the wraiths and say "Trump and Tracy curb-stomp the remainder"
So, did Trumpaladin finish them off with a turn or what?
After the ghosts are gone, Tracy shakes herself off and investigates the chamber.
The doors seem to be operated from somewhere else.
[1d20+21 = 36]>>50284
What about the cells? Is there anything of interest in there? Objects or mechanisms.
Search check, to search the halls for anything of interest.
Are the doors at the very end of the hallway also closed?>>50282
He's only got two level 4 spells though, and Deathward (and break enchantment) are so useful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait for Infernius?
"If only we had a Rogue here. She could do a Decipher Script check on the runes" Trumpaladin says to no one in particular
Hey niggers,sorry im late had to till.
"Infernius! Infernius! Hey, we killed the wraiths, but these doors won't open. Could you go down that hallway to your left. At the very end of it, I think there's a set of levers that may operate this door system"
*rubs against leg*
"Those spooks were freezing coldwhen they touched..">>50288
He's chasing the mage though.>>50287
Don't let him get away.
"After me catch this guy"
Tracy takes dreadwraith stuffs>>50286
Yes, all the cell doors are closed, and the mechanism is entirely elsewhere.
I would bet money that Torcuil is closest to the mage. Infernius is right at the door and was trying to break it. I'm sending Fae to track him to know where he went. Also, for all we know, he went to those levers and used them to trap us>>50292
"You don't know where the guy is, but I do know where I saw levers. Now go to the levers"
*wraps self in ebin theoretical ghost cloth*
I have to leave for a ~20
[1d20+6 = 8]>>50289
Trumpaladin touches his index finger to Tracy's nose, and casts Restoration>>50293
rolling survival search check>>50295>Ebin
"Those look like shit"
[1d20+6 = 8]>>50299
Why you spoiler? Pretty picture though
Why do you not want to decipher script on the runes?
GM said the runes were unidentifiable.
Also, I can't remember how many ranks I put in that atm...
Can the wood on the doors be burned?
Tracy is shocked, as though by an electric fence, when attempting to phase through the walls that have been warded.
No, that was a Knowledge Arcana check, not Decipher Script>>50307
Is she gonna try again?
I'm not gonna point out Torc has 18 ranks in both checks.
Nope not at all, instead Torc and Snek are using the stairs when GM decides how he wants to play the stairs
Infernuis chases down the magi
He's at a trap door that's seemingly too heavy to move:>>50196
Yes, that goes for the floors as well. Tracy puts the fork in the socket a second time
"GO TO THE FUCKING LEVERS! You don't know where the mage went, he left line of sight a minute ago, and we couldn't hear him over the banshees. We're trapped in here">>50310
Command Fae to go down the hallway towards the levers
Can she try to set the wood on fire?
I was behind him the whole time
He should be beneath the trap door.
How the fuck would a sorcerer not get arcana knowledge?
I meant to delet that.
Sorcerers do get arcana knowledge.
Torc ain't Trapped in this room
"It looks like we're alone for now, Flashy.."
*Stares through bars of doors waiting for Fae to respond*
Let me rephrase my question
"Why the fuck do sorcerors not get decipher script?"
Good thing mystic theurge is a thing
Don't be shocked if the mage is at the levers
As Trump and Tracy continue to examine the room, it is evident that there are a variety of tubes and chutes that lead to the middle of the hallway.>>50319
Nah, forget about the mage, he got away.>>50323
Fae follows the mage toward the "entrance"
That's a thing for wizards.
I know theurges get it, but can we put more ranks in than our class lvl+3?
Idk, I thought decipher was a sorceror skill too...
And now I am curious. What is Fae doing and reporting back?>>50332
Class level +3 if it's a class skill for every single class you have
Sorcerers on'y have 6 skills.
Are they big enough to fit through?
No sign yet, but this is the only other direction it coul've gone>>50336
[1d20 = 17]>>50338
Keep 'er after him. Spot and listen check
Some are tennis ball sized, others are hose sized, and a few are straw sized
>tfw you thought you were smol earlier, but you're really medium.
Do they appear to come from / lead to anywhere?
Tracy looks into one of the larger tubes, to see what's in it.
Ah fuck, it feels good to be back at my PC>>50335
Nothing immediate. It disappears into the framework of the environment.
[1d20 = 5]>>50342
Walk down to the end of the hall, and strength check those doors>>50344
She ain't tennis ball sized. Now careful, before one starts pouring toxic gas in
"I wonder what these tubes are for.." Tracy wonders to herself out loud
As Infernius arrives at and inspects the Lever in question, he sees that it is attached to a large box that is attached to the wall.
Just the one, apparently.
Torc and Snek continue walking the endless staircase
So, what does Fae see as she follows the path?
She emerges to see the militant factions (gestapo, generals, cannons n such) looking at her expectantly.
Well, at least they are all still in Port Barry. Send her back down
And now u shush, Infernius is the consequential detail.
Assuming Infernius has arrived at the switch (I'm talking more of his faggot than him), does he throw it?
*Pretends to light cigarette*
There's hinges on the box
*Waits to see what happens*
*Tries to write in Journal, but a pony appears to be in the way*