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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
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Mrs. Sentry
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No.49722
49723
>>49720
>You mean like a Human or Elf or dwarf?
I can think of creatures one would want to turn themselves into.
Question being, what goes for them?
Anonymous
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No.49723
49726
Tracy as a Nightmare.jpg
>>49721
>All of this linking to your own posts
If you wish to communicate to another human being, then reply to their posts. If you wish to communicate to yourself, then just think it. Talk to yourself if you are lonely.

>>49722
Those creatures have costly level adjustments too. Cool things are costly
Anonymous
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No.49724
49725 49726 49730
Banshees arent white are they?
Anonymous
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No.49725
49727
>>49724
No, they're ginger
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49726
>>49723
>Those creatures have costly level adjustments too.
How would you quantify them?
And since when does a Wish have an XP adjustment anyway?
>>49724
I've been contemplating this longer than I care to admit..
No.
Anonymous
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No.49727
>>49725
But whites can have red hair and freckles too.
Anonymous
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No.49728
49729
Are they undead?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49729
49737
>>49728
Yes
Anonymous
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No.49730
49731 49734
Gingers-do-not-have-souls.jpg
>>49724
They are white, but without souls
Anonymous
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No.49731
49733 49751
>>49730
Pasty white
Anonymous
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No.49732
>>49710
What did she see?
Anonymous
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No.49733
49735
>>49731
So, um, can we look into Portal windows in the hall?
Anonymous
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No.49734
>>49730
So theyre jews?
Anonymous
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No.49735
49738 49739
>>49733
Pick one
Anonymous
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No.49736
49739
*sits on Trumpaladin*
Anonymous
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No.49737
49742
>>49729
I approve and purpose a genocide.
Anonymous
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No.49738
>>49735
>>49710

Anonymous
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No.49739
49740
>>49735
First portal down the straight of the hallway, on the right side from our perspective, on his left. I feel like Tracy would look in the one on the opposite side

>>49736
reeee
Anonymous
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No.49740
49741
>>49739
>reee
The mental image is exquisite
Anonymous
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No.49741
>>49740
Ikr
Anonymous
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No.49742
49744 49745
>>49737
"Hey Infernius! Infernius! Could you come up to this door at the end of the hallway and attempt to lift it with your insane strength? We're sort of trapped here"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49743
>>49719
Fuse Trumpaladin to her back, while you're at it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49744
49746 49747
>>49742
*Lifts cheek long enough for him to shout that before promptly smothering him again*
Anonymous
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No.49745
49746
>>49742
"Yea okay. Me do."
Anonymous
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No.49746
>>49744
>"I guess there are worse ways to be trapped"

>>49745
A thumbs up appears from beneath a massive dark blue horse ass
Anonymous
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No.49747
49748
>>49744
https://youtu.be/KkJnd9rSAQ8
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49748
>>49747
Classic
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49749
What did Tracy see on her search check through the window-things?
Anonymous
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No.49750
49752
So yes, I wasn't expecting a whole lot to happen tonight. There was chance of murder, but Trump went the wrong way unfortunately. He and Tracy are in a creepy hallway, waiting on Infernius to bust them out. In the meantime, Trump peeks into the window of one of the rooms and sees,... darkness.
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No.49751
49753
[1d20+6 = 25]
>>49731
From his position under the Horse's ass, look at the symbols, and do a Knowledge check on nobility and royalty to see if any symbols are familiar
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49752
49753
>>49750
>Darkvision
What kind of darkness?
Anonymous
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No.49753
49754 49757
>>49751
They're not
>>49752
>not Trump
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49754
49755
>>49753
Oh.
What does Tracy see?
Anonymous
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No.49755
49756
>>49754
>"You know, you can use these ass muscles to break down the door"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49756
49757
>>49755
>"I wanna see what's goin' on here first..."
Anonymous
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No.49757
49758
This is not a place of honor.png
>>49753
So what do these runes look like? what is the symbolism?

>>49756
>"These walls may be hiding good and noble elf mages, whose only sin was to try to rid the world of evil, and who are await their blood and souls to be sucked out by the undead. But I doubt it. I think these walls hide a darker, deeper evil. Something Evil thinks is Evil. And that is probably best left alone"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49758
49760 49764
>>49757
>He ponders, with his face full of horsepussy
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49759
49760
What would be in there that's scarier than a lich? An Atropal?
Anonymous
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No.49760
49761
>>49758
>>49759
That's precisely the question I've been wondering. These enemies are magic based. All of their power comes from spells and spell like abilities. So if they have a set of rooms organized like a prison row block full of spell neutralizing material, whatever is inside must be scary
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49761
49764
>>49760
There's no way it'd be an Atropal though....
*Worried laughter*
Anonymous
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No.49762
49763
Where are they?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49763
49765
>>49762
Idk, bit I'm getting ready to turn in..
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No.49764
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>49758
>making me ponder the difficult questions like "how many ranks does he have in concentration does he have?"
Um, rolling for concentration?

>>49761
>"Maybe the reason for the door is because whatever is locked inside is invisible, and they didn't want it running through and escaping"
Anonymous
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No.49765
>>49763
>"Isn't there some sort of spell that lets you see the outlines of invisible whatevers? Maybe that's what these runes are"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49766
49768
It's late.
I'm going to bed.
Anonymous
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No.49768
49769 49770
>>49766
I gotta stop staying up so late during the week. When 'friday' rolls around and I actually can stay up, I end up nodding off when I should have been going to sleep before.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49769
>>49768
No problem, m8. It was a weekday anyway.
Just say the word whenever you wanna' cancel for the night.
Sleep is important.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49770
49773
Fry-Starts-Breathing-Heavily-On-Futurama-Reaction-Gif.gif
>>49768
Can you describe what she saw through the window-thing though? I'm dying to know.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49771
49772 49773
How hard is dimirterium in this game? They alloy it with iron in the Witcher, so I suppose it'd at least be as hard as iron itself for conventional use. Idk about its raw form though.
Either way, goldmine (if we get out alive).
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49772
>>49771
Don't bother answering that...
I'm just shitposting because bored.
Anonymous
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No.49773
49774 49783
>>49771
Oh please, when has anyone ever died?
>>49770
It's a cell. There's scattered refuse and a large pile of debris in the corner that has the appearance of wasted and discarded cloth.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49774
49776
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo5_1280.png
>>49773
>a cell
like a jail cell?
Does it appear occupied? Or are Trumpaladin and Tracy in the cell?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49775
49776 49777
>>49648
Which horn did Infernius lose btw?
Anonymous
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No.49776
>>49775
That one, not the other one
>>49774
Yes, like a jail cell
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49777
49778 49779 49780
Spoilered
>>49775
>>49648
I have to say, I'm insistent on the prosthetic, brass horn. The image of a Minotaur taking off his horn and blowing into it before battle is just perfect.

Unrelated, I found this great pic of a Minotaur Cleric and a half-orc month that could be used for a shoop, but I need to figure out a way to replace the orc's nose before it's usable... Any suggestions on how to fix the face? I suck at editing faces.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49778
>>49777
Site description actually says it's an elf, but that's a half-orc if I've ever seen one.
Anonymous
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No.49779
49780
IT.png
>>49777
Definitely a half-orc nice trips btw. Here's a quick tweak. Its not finished, but its better desu. Otherwise a magnificent pic

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49780
49781
Infernius armor.png
>>49777
Was able to get a great reaction image out of it.
>>49779
Yeah, the spots are telltale. Could probably get rid of those if I find the energy to do it.
Not digging the facial expression. Might try to edit that as well.
Anonymous
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No.49781
49782 49784
>>49780
Also, Thez is WAY more yoked, hawt, curvey, and lethal, than that chick. Just sayin'
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49782
>>49781
Noted.
Not easy to find pics of curvy elves though, let alone half-elf dwarves.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49783
49784 49786
>>49773
Just to be clear, Are Tracy and Trumpaladin trapped in a cell, or is there more room to explore ahead of them?
Anonymous
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No.49784
49785 49786 49820
>>49783
They are in a hallway looking into rooms through portal windows

>>49781
>A dwarf being sexy
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49785
49787 49793
>>49784
Dwarves are usually pretty well-built.
Anonymous
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No.49786
49787 49789
>>49783
They're not in a cell, they're in a barred hallway with cells adjacent.
>>49784
She's thicc, but its muscle
Anonymous
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No.49787
49788
>>49785
I'm'a take that as code for "fat"

>>49786
Right...
Anonymous
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No.49788
49789
>>49787
Don't make me make it awkward. You just gave me a brilliant idea tho
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No.49789
49790 49791
[1d20+21 = 26]
>>49786
How many cells are visible?
Also, Listen check, to detect anything that might be moving, breathing, or rattling ahead.
>>49788
Oh dear..
Anonymous
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No.49790
49792
>>49789
Why do you never look at the maps GM makes for us? Why do you make him repeat himself?
Anonymous
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No.49791
>>49789
Indeed, but not at all related to the game. In fact, it is only by very loose association that the idea came into being, but I just had an ebin 1488 idea. Extra-curricular schooling. Highly public, entirely transparent, extra-curricular classes - not unlike existing classes; dance, music, martial arts, etc. - that provide socially viable and economically sound (as a baseline promotional concept) trade-craft, vocational skill, etc. for free (or with resource-only compensation) emergent skills to applicants and participants.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49792
49796
>>49790
I have the map open in another tab to check it.
Are the dotted lines cell-doors?
I see 9 squares ahead of them.
Anonymous
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No.49793
49796 49797
>>49785
Trumpaladin spoke now, and spoke as he often did: exuding confidence and certainty. Not the casual confidence of day to day interactions, but a deeper, almost philosophical confidence. For he was as sure of what he was about to say, as Aristotle was in proclaiming "A is A," or Descartes, in writing his "I think, therefore I am." Thus was the tone of Trumpaladin's speech to follow.

"The people who made this place, or at least who stocked it, were not the undead themselves. they were - are - necromancers. Living and once-living beings who seek to control the undead for their own ends. An important corollary is that these people do not feel conifent in their control of the undead. That is evident from the fact that the room containing the banshees was sound proofed. The room containing the mummies - vulnerable to fire - was completely covered in black powder gunpowder. And now this area looks like a prison. The people who operate this place want to control and contain its contents, and of the entities found rooming freely, the mage and the golems were not even undead.

That means that whatever is contained in these cells has powerful spell like abilities - or modes of transit - which Dimeterium neutralizes, that the operators are worried about them slipping past or overpowering a guard, so they thought the dimeterium door was necessary, and these runes have some value in controlling the contents. If you want to fight one, you can open the door. The set of of the cells and the hallway reduces its prisoners' powers"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49794
49795
*gets up off of Paladin's face*
"Looks like some kind of holding facility."
Anonymous
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No.49795
49797 49799
>>49794
"That door we ran into wasn't a trap. It was an automatic defense mechanism in case someone came into this hall and let something loose"
Anonymous
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No.49796
49799 49800
>>49792
They are thickly-barred heavy wooden doors, capable of defying no less than 4 fit adults in a coordinated effort.
7
>>49793
Correct assessment. This craft is not a ship operated by valuable and significant resources to someone, this was a throw-away disruption and destruction device that previously had never really had a hard time of it.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49797
49798
>>49793
"This might just be where they kept the fodder for the zombie corpses.
Wouldn't they have something more than a door to contain something dangerous enough for them to be afraid of? We were able to walk right through it before it activated.
Whatever it is, be on guard. I wanna check-out this place."
>>49795
"Then we'd better investigate, before it bites us in the ass later."
Anonymous
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No.49798
49799
>>49797
"I don't feel like you're understanding me. What is held in place here has powerful magic that needs counteracting. Vampire fodder doesn't need Dimetrium doors.

The door we activated was intended to be automatically activated any time a guard or whathaveyou went in this hallway, as a safety net, in case they opened a cell door and let something loose.

Why would it bite us later? All we need to do is not open the doors and whatever is inside will remain inside"
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No.49799
49800 49802 49805
[1d20+25 = 35]
>>49795
Use Detect Ebil
>>49796
Are there anymore windows too look through? Or devices that may operate the doors?
Tracy advances carefully, keeping a sharp lookout for anything of interest.
Rolling to Move Silently.
>>49798
"If whatever's here is as dangerous as you say, I'd rather know what it is now."
Anonymous
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No.49800
49801 49805
>>49799
"Easy way to find out. Also, use that Detect Good just in case"

>>49796
Trumpaladin gets off horse, who is too big to maneuver anyways, and detects evil for a period of several rounds from his position between the first two doors
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49801
49805
>>49800
*detects good*
*follows behind paladin*
Anonymous
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No.49802
49803
>>49799
"Given the nature of the... Special Containment Procedures here, I sincerely doubt that whatever is contained in these cells is of the sort that lends itself to being seen"
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49803
49804
>>49802
"If we run into anything amiss, we'll just stab it."
Anonymous
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No.49804
>>49803
"If you really want to know what's inside, just open a cell door"
Anonymous
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No.49805
>>49799
>rolls to move silently
>speaks immediately afterward
>>49801
Nah
>>49800
Each cell contains an aura, with 4 being strong and 3 being overhwelming, the latter in the last three cells (as one progresses down the hall).
Please note that I'm not at all ready to begin, and I will be in and out periodically for a bit
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49806
49807
rare infernius.png
Yet another rare Infernius, just because I like making them.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49807
49808
rare infernius1.png
>>49806
20% redder.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49808
49809
rare infernius2.png
>>49807
Still not red enough.
Adding another 20%.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49809
49810
uber red.png
>>49808
Uber red
Anonymous
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No.49810
49811
>>49809
Moar red
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49811
49812 49813
uber red2.png
>>49810
No! Stop it Infernius! If you do this now it's going to burn away all the time you have left in Port Barry!
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49812
>>49811
M A X I M U M R E D
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49813
49814 49815 49816
The red bull1.jpg
>>49811
Who's here tonight?
Anonymous
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No.49814
image.png
>>49813
Boop
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49815
>>49813
Me
Anonymous
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No.49816
49817
>>49813
Needs a black sun
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49817
49818 49820 49866
just shitposting.png
The red bull5.png
The red bull4.jpg
The red bull2.png
>>49816
Maybe next time.
Anonymous
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No.49818
49819
>>49817
What program are you using?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49819
49821
>>49818
I do all my memes on this:
https://pixlr.com/editor/
Anonymous
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No.49820
>>49784
Gas.
>>49817
2 and 4 are amazing.
Anonymous
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No.49821
49822
>>49819
Thanka friend
Anonymous
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No.49822
49824
>>49821
Did you start white power?