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Comfy Nuts
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
1126 replies and 150 files omitted.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49079
every-womans-nightmare-trump-as-incubus-800.jpg

Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49080
49081
bones.jpg
doot.png
Butler standing by
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49081
49083
>>49080
>"DOOT!"
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49082
see_you_in_season_five_by_dm29-d7hbhtw.png

Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49083
49092
>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49084
49085
So can we clear the hallway?
spJyI
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No.49085
49092
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
spJyI
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No.49086
[1d20 = 11]

qIxZh
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No.49087
49088
[1d20 = 17]
Reeeeeeee!!!!! Leave horsefu alone!

Cunt punt dwarf!
spJyI
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No.49088
49089
[1d20+43 = 62]
>>49087
Fail. Counter-punt Trump.
Her AC is 36 and her combined atk is +43
SJs+h
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No.49089
49090 49091 49167
>>49088
I ain't a damned quitter! Get punted ya damn midget!
\r
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49090
1284575__safe_artist-colon-pencils_limestone pie_princess celestia_princess luna_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-padlock_alicorn_belt_belt buckle_bracer_chok (2).png
>>49089
HORSEFU HAS BEEN AVENGED!
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49091
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek


7spzf
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No.49092
49093 49094
[2d20 = 21]
>>49083
"I say take a few of those bigger gems from the tomb and plug up his eyeholes,and use some gold to replace any missing teeth. I heard it's somewhat of a fashion statement for undead types."
>>49085
[Shrieking mare noises]
Instinctive donkey-kick
*Gasps*
"WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!"
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49093
>>49092
"It's okay horsey. I got her back"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49094
49095 49096 49097
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49095
>>49094
*Stink-eye*
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49096
49099
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49097
49167
>>49094
*murderous glare*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49098
49099 49100
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49099
49101
>>49096
Sorry. Didn't get it in time... Saw it was a 20 though.
Another reason not to edit posts
>>49098
*Prolonged stink-eye*
"It still hurts though."
Says the horse who was just fisted moments ago
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49100
49102 49106
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49101
49103 49104
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"

*rubs horse cunt*\\

*death glare at Thez*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49102
49106 49108
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49103
49106
>>49101
*Nuzzles shoulder*
"It's alright. I'm pretty used to this kind of stuff."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49104
49106
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49105
49110
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49106
49107
>>49102
>>49100
"Even imaginary actions can have real consequences, as the person doing them is always real, and always injecting a bit of themselves into it"

>>49103
*rubs horse and not on her muzzle*
"I know little-giant horsey. But I'm here for you now"

>>49104
*Glare*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49107
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49108
49109
>>49102
>crimson sky
Interesting name. Is it based on anything in particular?
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49109
>>49108
Old-school Meridian 59
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49110
49111
>>49105
*Hums to self while turning spit*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49111
49112 49115
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49112
49113 49114
>>49111
"Because my singing sucks, and my faggot's too lazy to think of lyrics."
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49113
49115
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49114
>>49112
"That reminds me! Dancing Lights!"
T> Cast Dancing Lights
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49115
49117
64892__grimdark_grotesque_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_blushing_grayscale_hematolagnia_-fwslash-mlp-fwsla.jpg
>>49111
"I hum when I'm enjoying myself."
>>49113
"I do dubstep sometimes.."
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49116
49118
*honey-glazes bull*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49117
1190559__safe_artist-colon-pencils_edit_twilight sparkle_alicorn_floppy ears_-colon-i_i've seen some shit_neo noir_partial color_pony_solo_this kills.jpg
>>49115
"Uh, okay"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49118
49119 49120
>>49116
"He's gonna be so sad,"

Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49119
49121 49123
>>49118
"Because his waifu is touching other people's genitals?"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49120
>>49118
"He'll get over it eventually.
Wanna' turn the spit?"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49121
49122
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."

Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49122
49126
>>49121
"When you harassed my waifu's"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49123
49124
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49124
49125
4189.jpg
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49125
*throws misquite wood on fire*
>>49124
*Rocks hips*

spJyI
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No.49126
49127
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
SJs+h
?
No.49127
49129
[1d20+27 = 32]
>>49126
Jedi mind powers
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49128
*marinates*
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49129
49130
>>49127
Sense Motive doesn't read minds, m8.
And how do you have a +27 modifier?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49130
49132
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)

And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49132
49134
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.

*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49133
49136
>>48132 →
Now when you say rolls over on paladin...?
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49134
>>49132
"He really is too sweet. I should be nicer to him. Another time,...." she says wistfully.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49136
>>49133
He's on the ground, beneath her flank.
qIxZh
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No.49137
49138 49139
[1d20+5 = 24]
Strength check to lift huge, amazingly sexy ass
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49138
image.jpeg
>>49137
I think that actually worked
7spzf
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No.49139
49140
[1d20+10 = 14]
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49140
49142
>>49139
You win this time...

[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49141
49143
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49142
49143
>>49140
"uh... uh... aww.... Of course I do horsey"
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49143
49144
>>49141
I gotta get up early tomorrow, so sighing off momentarily as well.
>>49142
*Scoots over to allow him back underneath*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49144
49145
>>49143
*pulls penis out so he can position himself in the perfect way to be sat on*
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49145
49146
>>49144
*Sit/lays on gently, watching claw hands turn roast as she does*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49146
49147
>>49145
*penetrates, and tries to hump as he's being sat on*
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49147
49148 49149
>>49146
*Lays on top like a 2-16 ton heated blanket*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49148
49149
>>49147
Trump is lovingly smushed by hoers. Still penetrating too.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49149
>>49147
>>49148
*appreciates amazing view from this angle while gently making love to horse rear*
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49150
49151 49152
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49151
>>49150
>Burn
He is being carefully roasted to perfection.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49152
49153
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49153
49154
>>49152
"You're right. This way, he's plenty warm!" She says cheerfully.
Mrs. sentry
7spzf
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No.49154
49155
>>49153
*covers bull in BBQ sauce, to keep his skin moisturized and healthy*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49155
>>49154
*continues sexing horse ass*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49156
*seeds his steed*
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49167
49168
>>49089
>>49097
If you ever do that again i will gas you tracy and your child, kike
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49168
49169 49170
>>49167
Are you shittin' me? She punted Tracy first
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49169
>>49168
"No one allowed physically abuse my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49170
49171 49187
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49171
49172
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49172
49173 49187
>>49171
"No me tired of being walked all over, we both know you dont deserve to be hit."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49173
49174
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49174
49175 49187
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49175
49176
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49176
49177 49187
>>49175
"Me can be very fun,but thats something me will not allow. Me thunk he owes you an apology."
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49177
49178
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49178
49179 49187
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49179
49180
>>49178
She shakes her head in resignation. "Noted, no fun allowed." Xp
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49180
49181
>>49179
"Me refuse to be cucked again."
So do i.
Anonymous
spJyI
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No.49181
49182
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49182
1516401664125-0.jpg
>>49181

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49183
49185 49197
Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.

Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49185
>>49183
Im not sorry
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49187
vy4MXBx.png
>>49170
>>49172
>>49174
>>49176
>>49178
"Oh hush. Keep her from frisking Tracy again"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49189
49198
What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.49190
49191
>>48198 →
I think that means it's superior for sundering
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49191
49192
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49192
>>49191
I guess she's not going to be sundering with then, so it doesn't really matter that much.
7spzf
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No.49196
49198
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?