This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.
This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Butler standing by
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>>49081
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
"I think he needs an eyepatch," Thez comments (this can have occurred at any down-time interval outside what is currently going on)
>>49084
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
If that's the desired action, it can be done over time during the week, typically during evenings. For now the party is kinda standing there with a ringing in their ears cuz ginger-reeeee. Any banter or momentary action such as:
>Thez runs up and cunt-punts Tracy
Can be said to be spurious and facetious, but at the same time its too late, you already envisioned it.
>>49089
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
Oh snap
... thinks Trump, with a smirk
... thinks Thez with a cringe
... thinks Tracy with surprise
... ........... thinks Snek
>>49092
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
"Relax, its kind of like the holodeck." Thez says from behind Tracy, even though there's already the offensive Thez (who just got crit-cunt-punted by Trump) still in front of Tracy.
>>49094
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Take a screenshot. Fucking edit undid the results of the dice roll when I went and added a "y" to a lone "a." I've got to ask pupper what the fuck's up with that
Thez suddenly starts chuckling before darting forward toward Infernius. "Watch" she stammers out between giggles as she runs up to Infernius and sets him on fire with a bic lighter.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
"It won't hurt him, but the question is, how long before he responds to this." she says as Infernius goes up in flames.
>>49098
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
After a moment's anger, Tracy's eyes light up a bit.
"...So.. we can do anything we want without consequences?"
>>49099
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"It'a okay horsey, that mean old dwarf won't hurt you anymore"
*rubs horse cunt*\\
*death glare at Thez*
"I know its mean, but I've been dying to try something like it, and I'nis is so sweet that he'll look most comedically sad when he realizes how long he's been burning alive," she says breaking into laughter. "Its alll imaginatory anyway." XDDDD
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49100
Yes. This is the crimson sky I wanted to introduce several days ago, but players were more involved.
>>49101
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
"Oh, you want a go?" Thez says, doing a mockingly dancing fighting stance, while her faggot dies in his chair.
*unsheaves Lance*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
*Impales roasting bull Dracula-style*
*Slowly rotates*
>>49106
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
"Fine, fine, I retract," she says wide eyed, with her hands in the air. "I just thought since our position would resume that you guys might wanna lethal-spar. Nevermind."
>>49110
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
"Why do you hum all the time? You do it every time you're alone, or think you're alone. Why?"
>>49112
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
"Ah. I always thought Tracy Cage would be silent when alone. Kind of an expression of melancholy, or letting her inner darkness be reflected in quite surroundings. Not hum to herself like Marge Simpson. But eh"
>>49119
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
"Genitals what? I'm talking about setting him on fire, where did other people's genitals come into play."
>>49119
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
Seemed pretty non-sexual, desu.
I've seen girls punch each other like that when they were fighting before.
>>49123
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
"Only I am allowed to sexually abuse or physically batter my waifu. That's why she's called my waifu"
[2d20 = 13]
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
>>49122
"Oh right, the cunt-punting," she admits. "Not what I'd call touching, but I see your point.
Bluff, Sleight of Hand
*marinates*
>>49129
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
20 ranks, +2 Negotiator Feat +4 wisdom modifier +1 luck (stone)
And yes it does, when you have enough of it. And if it doesn't, what's the difference when you have a high enough modifier?
>>49130
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
*Rolls over on Paladin*
"I'm ~tired." She says in an obnoxiously girlish tone.
*Animated claws continue to turn roast*
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[1d20+10 = 14]
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49137
She weighs at least as much as a mutant buffalo, maybe more.
Opposed check, to keep him pinned.
>>49139
You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
You win this time...
[sad monster noises]
"Don't you want to camp with me, Flashy?"
*Turns spit*
Alright, way later than I thought (as usual) I'm out. Have a good night, and murder is encouraged under a crimson sky. Its ffa no consequence "it didn't happen" activity.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Thez <whooooof> for safe keeping.
Thez wishes Infernius wasn't on fire, as he continues to burn. What's it been, an hour now?
>>49150
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
"He's resting" Trumpaladin says, trying to bounce under the horse ass. "Let him. He needs it"
*seeds his steed*
>>49168
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
"She not yours to hit, kike. And i swear to hitler i will gas you and everyone you love if you ever think about hitting thez again."
>>49170
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
"Oh relax, I started it," Thez reassures Infernius. "Sooner or later we're gonna have an exhibition match, though clearly not anytime soon."
>>49172
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
"Neither did Tracy, but that didn't stop me," she says, wondering if he missed the part where she set him on fire. "It was supposed to be a good-natured brawl/scrimmage, but oh well."
>>49173
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
"Me will not tolerate another man hitting my wife, and if it happens again me will rain down fire and hate."
>>49174
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
"Well you're just about 7 different kinds of "no fun". Oh well, note to self," she shrugs. "I guess I owe Trump and Tracy an apology then,...."
>>49176
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
Thez shrugs at GM, GM shrugs at Thez. "If you say so,...." she replies, unconvinced but not intending to press the issue. "I just wanted to test some new combat sequence ideas with live players. It can be whenever, but not if you're gonna get mad."
>>49177
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
"Look me not saying you cant do that, but if he touches your baby maker again hes getting the gas and hes not getting revived"
>>49180
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
"Oh you,...." she grabs his arm and <whoooooof> they vanish to more private accommodations, while GM is out for the morning.
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Snek and Torc are very confused as too what just happened So is their faggot but decide not to question it at this point.
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
Sorry bout all the autistic shitposting /overboard/
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What exactly do the properties of Adamantine mean when they say "bypass hardness below 20"? Does that mean it pierces armor?
>>49190
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
Interesting.
Say, the claws were made from Soros's a couple of Soro's claws, but what's their hardness?
They have pretty great damage, despite their short reach.
I feel like a cheap kike for asking this, but are there any places where I can read the contents of accessory source-books for free?
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