/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Alright, I'm back for the duration. Gimme a few to catch up n sheeeit

>>49822
No, because I hate audiobooks so I'll start the .pdf later

Hello?

>>49825
Present

>>49825
Am of here

>>49825
Salud

*sits on paladin once more*

>>49831
*is a small pony*

Picks up cute pony. Plays with adorable hoofsies

>>49832
[happy pony noises]

This is what kind of hat snek needs

>>49834
Kek
Cute

>>49834
The sorting hat

>>49836
Slytherin?

>>49832
*licks face*

>>49825
Heil

>>49839
Hitler

>>49838
*licks pony*

Where were the characters when we last saw them?
I think Torc was with Thez, and Infernius was walking towards Trumpaladin and Tracy, If I'm not mistaken.

>>49843
"maybe you shouldn't break down that door just yet. I think it might serve a purpose"

>>49843
T-thats pretty lewd
>>49844
I think thats right

>>49845
I say break it.

>>49847
Just open it, then close it

*draws tower shield*

>>49845
*bursts through door*
>>49846
tfw anon filly will never blow you.

>>49850
It's not cute when you do it over and over again. And you'll need to roll a strength check

[1d20+14 = 18]
>>49851
>It's not cute when you do it over and over again
What?

>>49851
>not cute
You're just jelly.

>>49853
Of what?

>>49844
Thez last <whoooof>ed to the door full of gingers, shutting it against the noise. Those haven't magically disappeared btw, spoiler alert. I will allow Tracy and Trump to have gone the wrong way though, and they're now in a pickle. Infernius and Fae were also in hot pursuit of 'the mage'. Torcuil and Snek were still at the top of the long staircase. Its a long staircase btw, its not just 1 level.

>>49853
The "leeroy Jenkins" thing is funny when it happens the fist two times. But when every instance of strategic planning by other players is intentionally subverted just for the sake of intentional subversion, it's not cute, it's not funny, its just infuriating and makes me angry at the player

>>49856
Im not trying to be cute.

>>49855
>in a pickle
Bring it on.
*lets paladin go first*

>>49858
"Little rogue pony, you're an expert door opener, are you not?"

>>49859
Any one have the version thats not for ants?

>>49860
"Well, I've never actually done it before, but sure, I could try..
.. Where's the lock/switch/whatever..?"

>>49862
"Try to only open the first door, if you can"

>>49853
Awwwwwwwwww

>>49864
Calf x Kitten is underrated meme.

>>49817
Just imagine the deafeningly digitally distorted Minotaur emitting a supersonic REEEEE. This gives me an idea too.
>>49861
I left it in modified form cuz future shoops.

>>49867
>>49865
Awww fuck its adorable

>>49866
Thanks
>>49865
Thats why i wanted a cat.

>>49869
But cats are creatures of pure, unadulterated evil

>>49870
But cats are neutral, and adorable.

>>49871
They are extremely independent, don't have much love for you, will go out and murder things for literally no other reason than murder, and their dander is toxic

>>49865
>>49867
mfw
>>49870
Yes, but they are a type of evil that can be useful to a household, especially that of livestock. Hoers luv cats too

>>49863
Idk what to do.
Do the doors even have locks?
I feel like they're all going to open at once, at the worst possible time..

>>49872
My cat loves me though.

>>49872
*humps leg*

>>49871
>Neutral
Neutral evil

>Adorable
That's how they lull you into a docile and vulnerable state

>>49874
God I know. I'd recommend just opening one the way you opened the other four doors. Maybe do a search check for a mechanism

>>49877
True neutral.

[1d20+22 = 36]
>>49877
Fine.
Search check for whatever it is that gets us to the action.

>>49872
>>49870
You haven't met my fucking cat
>fucking fat as shit
>prefers being with people
>never fucking hunts anymore
Fucker is retired as I like to say

>>49878
>Pure evil

>>49875
That's what he wants you to think

>>49876
The baptismal ceremony made Tracy hypoallergenic "now and forevermore," so she's not as risky as a cat

>>49880
That's... borderline cruelty to animals

>>49878
Winner
>>49877
Before Trump and Tracy run off with things, what is everyone else doing? Since several were in hot pursuit, they would have been just before the new door. Fae and Infernius specifically, though Snek says to Torcuil
>You. There's a thing there. I senseded it.
in his mind.

How much AC does Trump's tower shield give her?

>>49881
She thinks shes a dog on account of living in the house.

>>49881
No no no, I didn't overfeed him.
I moved to a neighborhood and since the fucker likes to roam he went to the neighbors houses and they started feeding the fat fuck, and now he won't lose weight even with the diet food. And he's not "I can't fucking move" fat, he's "shit I've got a big ass beer belly" fat. Plus he just prefers to wander the yard and fuck with my other cat than hunt.
Torc looks around noticing everyone is gone.
"Where are you guys?"

>>49883
If you're really worried about her taking hits, just have her stand a couple squares behind Trumpaladin and use the chain or javelins or Kunai or whatever and make Trump take all of the hits. He's built pretty much specifically for AC and Fort saves

>>49886
That's what she's doing.

>>49885
"Over here."

>>49882
Is there any visible way to open the doors?

>>49889
>Doors
>s
>Plural
Be very careful what you ask for in the cell row

>>49884
That's kind of cute

>>49888
"Coming!"
Torc and Snek head towards Infernius' voice

>>49892
Awwwww super cute!

>>49890
Shes a domesticated bob cat

>>49894
Cool

>>49890
*dryhumps*

>>49896
She normally wet humps, right?

>>49897
Idk, I just felt like mixing it up.

>>49897
>>49896
>>49898
Disgusting

>>49899
Xp

>>49901
You cant steal mine though.

>>49902
She did end up stealing Trumpaladin that one time though

>>49902
Can't steal what Torc doesn't have
>Torc laughing slowly turns to crying

>>49904
You have Death though.
You should call her sometime, unironically.

>>49903
Dont make me rape slovenia or the other one.

>>49904
You have Snek

>>49907
Snek is a guy.

>>49905
Yeah I've been thinking about that
How the fuck does he summon death to talk to him though?
>>49907
S N E K I S N O T F O R S E X U A L
>>49908
That too

>>49908
But they are both libertarians, so they can for voluntary exchanges of cuddles

>>49909
I doubt Death would be nicer than Trollestia

>>49906
Rude!

>>49909
Death wrote her number on the star card.
There could be a way to figure it out.

>>49910
Death seemed pretty cool when we met her.

>>49910
>But they are both libertarians, so they can for voluntary exchanges of cuddles
Kek this

>>49911
Oh yeah
Would Torc have to sacrifice an ass for a booty call?
>>49913
Constrictors probally give good hugs

>>49907
I want Kalianne to squeeze tightly around my rib-cage until my heart stops beating.

>>49914
>bootycall
Degenerate

>>49914
Try putting yourself into a short coma.

>>49914
Many Snek are social. Cuddles n hugs, on u cuz mine
>>49915
Strange, I agree
>>49903
It did happen

>>49914
I imagine his ass to be pretty scrawny

>>49915
Uh...

>>49918
reeeeeee

>>49919
He says, posting immediately after GM

>>49920
I got it a wife up death.

>>49918
Kalianne is best snek.

>>49922
Thats true, I forgot. Torcuil has been claimed by death.

>>49921
I never said his ass
>>49923
>offended snek noises
>>49924
Wait what?