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>>50029Well, that changes my assessment of the room
>>50030>Summoning monsterThat might make things worse. Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead?
>>50031>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits insteadYeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
>>50029The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.
[1d20+21 = 37]>>50033>reinforced with dimeteriumFucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
>>50032Just so long as they don't attack good creatures on sight. Although admittedly even that may still be a plus if it can't beat the AC but is still an attractive target to enemies
>>50034>"more mummies?" >>50035Summoned monsters attack enemies.
>>50034The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
>>50038Detect evil to determine which ones have what relative auras
Is Torc in any danger currently?
>>50040I told you, there's 4 overwhelming evil and 3 superior or whatever the lesser level one is
>>50039>"Stand beside me and block the hallway, they won't be able to attack us more than one or two at a time, and they can't flank">>50042Trumpaladin stands back from the door in the hallway, somewhat towards the door they came in, and faces them
>>50040Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
>>50045Eagle's splendor is useful for saves. Prayer is too.
>>50046She'd have to remain in an adjacent square for Eagle's splendor to affect her as well.
>>50047Just use Prayer then, or whatever you think is appropriate.
So both are in ready move then? Doing nothing, but gaining instant initiative?
[1d4+1 = 2]>>50049I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
>>50049Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
>2 hawks
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
>>50050<POOF><POOF>Said hawks fly into the hall, already at full speed and spinning toward the large one already in the hall.
>>50051Decided
>>50051*humps leg a little bit, then returns to her position*
>>50054No, not immediately though he does hear noises from way down the stairs
>>50053How did the monster react?
[2d20 = 4]>>50058I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.
Tracy wins, followed by Trump, followed by dreadwraiths.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
[1d20+9 = 21]
Snek listen checks on those noises
>>50064That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
>>50067"Do you want to attack them? You have initiative"
>>50070No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
>>50071You're gonna want eagle's splendor. These things won't go down easily without a Smite...
>>50073I think we're all here now
>>50074But I'll bet they're incorporeal, so a Smite would miss anyways...
>>50076*cough* turn undead *cough*
>>50078Also this, although it's not likely to work on the big ones..
>>50073He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
>>50078Hit die might be too high, but I can try. I'm still waiting for Tracy's faggot to declare an action, since he's higher in the chain of intiative
>>50079Please declare an action, preferably an attack
[3d20 = 38]
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
>>50082She also drops her shield, because it's useless atm.
>>50080*fugs thez*
*And then kicks in the door.*
Torc declares "what the actual fuck is going on?"
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
>>50087But what the fuck is happening?
>>50088Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
>>50088Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
Are we not doing this tonight? I'll go to bed if that's the case.
>>50095I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
>>111333 → unintended digits confirm
>>50097>>50096Wait. If a character has 23 levels in classes where a given skill is a class skill, and 4 levels in a class where the skill is not a class skill, then is the maximum number of levels he can have with 27 levels less than 30?
>>50100WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
>>50104Pic
>>50102>>50104Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
>>50105Fighter is the chad class.
>>50106Paladin is pretty lame at epic level as well, hence why I was thinking about multi-classing
I want more levels soon..
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
>>50108I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
>>50105Noice pali. Its to prevent lazy fighters desu
>>50109It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually
>>50110How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is
not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
>>50111Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
I'm glad Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage don't have bullshit prerequisites.
Does this dimerterium block dimensional travel? It doesn't in the Witcher, but idk how it works in this game.
>>50113Reeeee. So Jelly of the sneak attacks that stack with multiclass. The closest Paladin equivalent - Great Smite - has a prerequisite of 25 Charisma
>>50112Maybe? Sneak attack definitely would have killed her, even if she succeeded on fort saves for Death attack
>>50114Piece of that door could make for a great spell-blocking shield...
>>50115You'd get a +6d6 Sneak Attack if you fell.
Tracy can't do shit to undead though...
I with Blackguards or Assassins could cast Blacklight..
>>50117Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
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>>50119Does turning count as magic?
>>50119Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
If I doubt they'll die, but it'd suck if they got turn into wraiths..
>>50120Goddamn it
>>50121The metal seems to exist
only in the Witcher and is not canon to D&D, so I don't know
Tracy was able to summon monsters earlier, so I guess the metal isn't nearly as radiant as it is in The Witcher.
>>50124An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
>>50125There's also the walls on either side of the door, but we'll get to that later.
Going to bed.
>>50126I very sincerely doubt that they would have placed the stuff in the doors, but
not the walls
>>50127Remind me to rip all of the precious metals out of the walls.
>>50126Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
All declared actions are valid. Consider this GM phoning in for the day
>>50111Distant shot needs 20 ranks in spot?
Ugh