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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
1126 replies and 155 files omitted.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50031
50032
>>50029
Well, that changes my assessment of the room

>>50030
>Summoning monster
That might make things worse. Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50032
50035
>>50031
>Is it going to be a distraction to take the hits instead
Yeah, what else would you do with a weak-ass monster.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50033
50034
>>50029
The doors are thick, heavy wood reinforced with dimeterium. The windows are open-air bars about 10"x10".
The one that's moving expands in size and shape, becoming a very large swirl of destroyed cloth and mist that only vaguely resembles a cloaked humanoid, except of much larger size.
A long and low whispering moan issues forth, reverberating through the hall.

7spzf
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No.50034
50035 50038
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>50033
>reinforced with dimeterium
Fucking leftists, throwing taxpayer money away.
Listen check, to determine source of moaning, and determine how many creatures are moving.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50035
50036 50037
>>50032
Just so long as they don't attack good creatures on sight. Although admittedly even that may still be a plus if it can't beat the AC but is still an attractive target to enemies

>>50034
>"more mummies?"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50036
>>50035
>'hell if I know.'
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50037
>>50035
Summoned monsters attack enemies.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50038
50040
>>50034
The creatures, other than the one who moaned, are utterly silent. Others have started to move, more a swirl of shuddering dust and decayed layers of filth, almost like ash in a way.
The one that moaned swirls up and into the air, then speeds toward - and then through- the cell window. The others issue a similar long and low moan as they coalesce into a comparable creepy humanoid figure. The first is the biggest.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50039
50043
[startled pony noises]
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50040
50042 50044
>>50038
Detect evil to determine which ones have what relative auras
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50041
50054 50055
Is Torc in any danger currently?
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50042
50043
>>50040
I told you, there's 4 overwhelming evil and 3 superior or whatever the lesser level one is
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50043
>>50039
>"Stand beside me and block the hallway, they won't be able to attack us more than one or two at a time, and they can't flank"

>>50042
Trumpaladin stands back from the door in the hallway, somewhat towards the door they came in, and faces them
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50044
50045
>>50040
Assume the big one is the evilest.
Don't wast three rounds.
Now would be a good time to cast a spell for the battle.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50045
50046
>>50044
Eh. What do you want?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50046
50047
>>50045
Eagle's splendor is useful for saves. Prayer is too.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50047
50048
>>50046
She'd have to remain in an adjacent square for Eagle's splendor to affect her as well.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50048
>>50047
Just use Prayer then, or whatever you think is appropriate.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50049
50050 50051
So both are in ready move then? Doing nothing, but gaining instant initiative?
7spzf
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No.50050
50053
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>50049
I'm ready.
Tracy starts off by casting Summon Monster III, to summon 1d4+1 Fiendish Hawks towards the biggest monster, taking a step back behind Trumpaladin.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50051
50053 50056
>>50049
Exchange ring of evasion for ring of protection with move action, and cast Prayer with standard action
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50052
>2 hawks
Eh, enough to start things off and see what we're up against..
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50053
50058
>>50050
<POOF><POOF>
Said hawks fly into the hall, already at full speed and spinning toward the large one already in the hall.
>>50051
Decided
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50054
50055 50057
>>50041
>is ignored
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50055
>>50054
>>50041
Not atm
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50056
>>50051
*humps leg a little bit, then returns to her position*
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50057
>>50054
No, not immediately though he does hear noises from way down the stairs

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50058
50059
>>50053
How did the monster react?
US+2w
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No.50059
50061 50062
[2d20 = 4]
>>50058
I'm setting up for initiative rolls. I need Tracy and hawk-things, and Trump. Rolling for Giant-ass house on haunted hill motherfuckers.

Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50060
srsly
7spzf
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No.50061
[1d20+4 = 20]
>>50059
Rolling for Tracy
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50062
50063
>>50059
Rolling
SJs+h
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No.50063
[1d20 = 14]
>>50062
Or not
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50064
50066 50067 50071
Tracy wins, followed by Trump, followed by dreadwraiths.
The hawks disintegrate into dust upon striking the thing.
ZTPlA
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No.50065
[1d20+9 = 21]
Snek listen checks on those noises
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.50066
image.png
>>50064

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50067
50069
fug.png
>>50064
That's... Good to know ahead of time..
"These guys are going to be a pain.."
*raises Tower shield*
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50069
50070
>>50067
"Do you want to attack them? You have initiative"
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50070
50072
>>50069
"I just spent my turn."
>4th wall cracks further
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50071
50074
>>50064
What's the distance?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50072
>>50070
No, I think that the hawk summoning was before we rolled initiative, and at the same time I cast the spell
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.50073
50075 50080
1516861349057.jpeg

Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50074
50076
>>50071
You're gonna want eagle's splendor. These things won't go down easily without a Smite...
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50075
>>50073
I think we're all here now
Anonymous
qIxZh
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No.50076
50078
image.png
>>50074
But I'll bet they're incorporeal, so a Smite would miss anyways...
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.50078
50079 50081
>>50076
*cough* turn undead *cough*
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50079
50081
>>50078
Also this, although it's not likely to work on the big ones..
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50080
50085
>>50073
He lives! There's the movie in the usual place, otherwise Trump and Tracy are about to get >wraithed
Infernius is just behind the sudden door, leaving a blocked passage toward Trump/Tracy, and a hallway that leads back to where Thez/Infernius beat the piss outta somr wraiths
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50081
>>50078
Hit die might be too high, but I can try. I'm still waiting for Tracy's faggot to declare an action, since he's higher in the chain of intiative

>>50079
Please declare an action, preferably an attack
7spzf
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No.50082
50084
[3d20 = 38]
Wait is it still Tracy's turn?
Tracy attacks with her chain.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50083
*targetting the big one
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50084
>>50082
She also drops her shield, because it's useless atm.
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.50085
>>50080
*fugs thez*
*And then kicks in the door.*

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50086
50087
Torc declares "what the actual fuck is going on?"
Then heads towards wherever the fuck the others are cause even his faggot doesn't know
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50087
50088
>>50086
See the map in >>49663. You are at the stairs

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50088
50089 50090
>>50087
But what the fuck is happening?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50089
>>50088
Tracy and Trumpaladin are trapped in a hallway with a bunch of dread wraiths.
Infernius and Fae are chasing the mage from earlier.
Torc is standing at the top of the stairs, with Thez.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50090
50091
>>50088
Trumpaladin and Tracy went down a different hallway with a bunch of cells, and an anti-magic door closed behind them, which Infernius wants to break down appearently. Thez, Torcuil, and Snek are at the top of a stairway. Snek signaled that he heard something. GM says Torcuil hears something downstairs. Trumpaladin and Tracy, in their respective hallway, are about to be attacked by wraiths
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50091
>>50090
"What did you hear boy?"
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.50093
50094
>>50092
Pony movie
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50094
>>50093
Ah..
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50095
50096
Are we not doing this tonight? I'll go to bed if that's the case.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50096
50097 50099
>>50095
I had planned on doing this. I have all sorts of determined stats and attributes, but tonight I really just feel like looking cute ponerz. I hope there's no offense
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50097
50099
>>50096
Alright then.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50098
>>111333 → unintended digits confirm

Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50099
50100
>>50097
>>50096
Wait. If a character has 23 levels in classes where a given skill is a class skill, and 4 levels in a class where the skill is not a class skill, then is the maximum number of levels he can have with 27 levels less than 30?
Anonymous
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No.50100
50101
>>50099
Correct
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50101
50102 50104
>>50100
WHY IS LEGENDARY COMMANDER AN EPIC FIGHTER BONUS FEAT IF DIPLOMACY IS NOT A FIGHTER CLASS SKILL
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50102
50103 50105
>>50101
Poor writing.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50103
>>50102
Also, muh options.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50104
50105
>>50101
Let your tears rain down
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50105
50106 50110
Me right now.png
>>50104
Pic

>>50102
>>50104
Why is Fighter such a blatantly inferior class in 3.5? Like it wouldn't be so bad if half the Fighter Bonus Feat list didn't have obscenely high ability score prerequisites, or if it had a few more class skills, or if it gave ability score increases every however many levels like in the 5th edition
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50106
50107
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>>50105
Fighter is the chad class.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50107
>>50106
Paladin is pretty lame at epic level as well, hence why I was thinking about multi-classing
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50108
50109
I want more levels soon..
Think I'll do two more in Blackguard, then go for Assassin or Rogue.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50109
50111
>>50108
I just hope I can stab some squishy living targets with deep pockets soon. I can't remember the last time she actually made a Sneak Attack.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50110
50111
>>50105
Noice pali. Its to prevent lazy fighters desu
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50111
50112 50133
>>50109
It was Felicia. Not very long ago actually

>>50110
How so? Like distant shot for example, is a very nice looking Epic Feat on the Fighter Epic Bonus feat list. But it requires 20 ranks in Spot, which is not a Fighter Class skill (at least it's a Ranger class skill). And Epic Leadership is a Fighter Epic Bonus Feat, but it requires 25 Charisma, which a character is not going to have unless they are multiclassing in from Bard or Sorcerer or Paladin
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50112
50115
>>50111
Nah, pretty sure she would've died after those first three slashes from Trumpaladin. I doubt she's that buff...
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50113
50115
I'm glad Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage don't have bullshit prerequisites.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50114
50116
Does this dimerterium block dimensional travel? It doesn't in the Witcher, but idk how it works in this game.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50115
50117
>>50113
Reeeee. So Jelly of the sneak attacks that stack with multiclass. The closest Paladin equivalent - Great Smite - has a prerequisite of 25 Charisma

>>50112
Maybe? Sneak attack definitely would have killed her, even if she succeeded on fort saves for Death attack
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50116
>>50114
Piece of that door could make for a great spell-blocking shield...
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50117
50119
>>50115
You'd get a +6d6 Sneak Attack if you fell.
Tracy can't do shit to undead though...
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50118
I with Blackguards or Assassins could cast Blacklight..
SJs+h
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No.50119
50120 50121
>>50117
Well yeah, but there'd be many other consequences as well. You also better hope all that Dimetrium doesn't nuetralize the magic on the weapons. If it does, you better pray to whatever gods may be that Trumpaladin rolls high on his turn check, because otherwise both are fucked
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50120
50123
>>50119
Does turning count as magic?
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50121
50123
>>50119
Wraiths and other incorphoreal monsters are unaffected by dimerterium in The Wither (you need moondust to get them). Maybe the two could phase back through the door.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50122
If I doubt they'll die, but it'd suck if they got turn into wraiths..
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50123
>>50120
Goddamn it

>>50121
The metal seems to exist only in the Witcher and is not canon to D&D, so I don't know
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50124
50125
Tracy was able to summon monsters earlier, so I guess the metal isn't nearly as radiant as it is in The Witcher.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50125
50126
>>50124
An Antimagic field would cause incorporeal undead to cease to appear on the material realm within the field. So whatever the metal does (my bet is it prevents phasing through) is not as extreme as an anti-magic field
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50126
50127 50129
>>50125
There's also the walls on either side of the door, but we'll get to that later.

Going to bed.

Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50127
50128
>>50126
I very sincerely doubt that they would have placed the stuff in the doors, but not the walls
Anonymous
7spzf
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No.50128
>>50127
Remind me to rip all of the precious metals out of the walls.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50129
>>50126
Actually, you know what? If this is three Dread Wraiths and four Wraiths, and if the weapons aren't useless, this is doable. Trumpaladin has the Fortitude saves for it
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.50130
50131 50134
All declared actions are valid. Consider this GM phoning in for the day
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.50131
>>50130
What is the result of >>50082?

Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.50133
>>50111
Distant shot needs 20 ranks in spot?
Ugh
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.50134
50136
>>50130
What'd the monsters do?