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Anonymous
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No.49077
This thread begins at the start of the week, where developmental/story activity is minimal/nil and shitposting/meta is at its most emphatic.

This is an RP based on classic D&D, if you've looked at the catalog you might have noticed a trend. New players, random posters, and shitposters alike are welcome.
1126 replies and 155 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49517
49518 49520
>>49512
It doesn't work that way: a paladin's mount advances by the paladin's powers, not necessarily by any deity. You're confusing paladins with clerics again.
>free super powers
If he's fine giving her the extra juice to maximize the fiendish-transformation ability that she augmented her body with using the essence stole from a demon, I doubt standard features of the underling class are off of the table.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49518
>>49517
from a demon and a devil, actually
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49519
49521
>>49514
Give it the power to zap people when they're acting like faggots.
Anonymous
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No.49520
49522 49524
>>49517
Okay, well while she's not mounted she's not a mount

>I doubt standard features of the underling class are off the table
For a loyal church member, of course they are not off the table. Mounted form makes a difference because then she's at least being observed by someone who is trusted
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49521
>>49519
>>49514
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49522
49523 49525
>>49520
She was just baptised: did that not mean anything?
Anonymous
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No.49523
49524
>>49522
Not if she's going to immediately leave the church and join God knows what other different religion
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49524
>>49520
>while she's not mounted she's not a mount
They've been using empathetic link for months.
Why does it apply to some abilities but not others? I've been operating under the assumption that everything but the Str and Extra HD worked.
>>49523
So tshe only got nerfed that day?
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49525
49526
>>49522
Because anon, you get some haxx, but you don't get infinite haxx. You don't get every single cheat you want.

Yes, empathic link operates continuously. I just said that a few posts ago in >>49507

As for nerfs and benefits, I don't know. I'm not GM, and I never would have approved the 6 or so Supernatural abilities you cheated your way into a couple months ago.

I would say that it opens the door to benefits though, but these benefits have very basic requirements to them like not immediately joining a different church
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49526
49527 49529
>>49525
>emphatic link operates continuously
So does spell resistance.
>church
Mounts are not normally church members: that's not a regular requirement.
Anonymous
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No.49527
49528
>>49526
She's not using +10 Natural Armor so she can go serve Azathoth or Rockwell or whatever other god you want her to follow, let me put it that way. +6 Natural armor to serve Elway or at least, to be neutral, then sure
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49528
49529
>>49527
I only wanted to find another divine source to replace the powers that got nerfed that day: as far as she's concerned, getting gatorade-poisoning has only been a detriment on her abilities so far.
Anonymous
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No.49529
49530
>>49526
>Mounts are not normally church members
Mounts don't go joining and serving opposing religions either

If the Knights Templar found that their horses had somehow converted to Islam and also would slip away to serve Jihad or what have you, the Knights Templar wouldn't have said "here's some nice armor for you while you go"

>>49528
You just want more. You'd do it even if it gave more superpowers. That was a story-line excuse for a nerf that should have happened regardless
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49530
49531
>>49529
If being a member of a church only downgrades her, why would she be part of it?
Anonymous
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No.49531
49532 49535
>>49530
First off, that shouldn't be the sufficient condition to downgrade, the "upgrade" should never have existed in the first place, or at least, should have "worn off over the passage of time." Second, it really should be a precondition to marriage. Finally, who said there are only downsides?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49532
49533
>>49531
>who said there are only downsides?
What's the upgrade?
Anonymous
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No.49533
49534
milo_shrug.png
>>49532
We'll figure that part out
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49534
983266__safe_rarity_rarity investigates_clothes_coat_doubt_eyeshadow_hat_image macro_l-dot-a-dot- noire_makeup_meme_reaction image_solo.jpg
>>49533


Mrs. Sentry
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No.49535
49536
>>49531
>should have "worn off over the passage of time."
When was that said?
Anonymous
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No.49536
49537
>>49535
I was talking about how I would have explained it. It was bullshit to begin with
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49537
49538
>>49536
>It was bullshit to begin with
So is you getting a Dragonne instead of a horse, and being able to say football at will.
Anonymous
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No.49538
49540
>>49537
I did not ask for either of those, Football is once per day not at will, and both you and GM were making fun of Fae for being weak before I figured out how to use the existing set of rules to get more power out of her
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49539
>Torc softly hums shadilay while using Snek like a beanbag chair.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49540
49541
>>49538
They're still out-of-class special abilities though.
How is Tracy's transformation any different?
Anonymous
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No.49541
49542 49543 49544
>>49540
Because of the degree. You want Etherealness at will, A supernatural smoke breath weapon that operates as a free action, a perfect smoke screen that gives concealment and you can see through, and you want to stack this with rogue special abilities. And you want to set the scenery on fire at will. And you want the ability to fly very fast and good maneuverability.
And you want the much, much high strength these forms give, and to use a magical weapon while doing this.
Anonymous
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No.49542
49543
>>49541
And you want Dark vision, and you want Astral projection
Anonymous
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No.49543
>>49542
>>49541
None of that satisfied you though. You wanted more and more and more free haxx, with ideas like eating every creature that exists and so forth
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49544
49545
>>49541
Her ability is basically just limited Shapechange.
You do plenty of things that bend standard rules too, like wearing two suits of armor, and then stacking that AC with the deflection bonus from your bracers.
Anonymous
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No.49545
49546 49547
>>49544
First off, a shape change doesn't do that. It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities, only the other abilities. And I never asked for the stacked armor bonus, it was just given. You, by contrast, keep pushing and pushing and pushing and pushing. I counted four different had requests in a single Wednesday earlier this month. It's like "if you give a mouse a cookie" with you
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49546
49548
illHn3W.jpg
>>49545
>It doesn't give you the supernatural abilities
Yes it does.
Anonymous
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No.49547
49549 49550
>>49545
Why dont you appreciate all you have instead of trying to get tracys thing taken away? Its almost like you are a communist.
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49548
49551
>>49546
Polymorph and Alternate form don't
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49549
49553
>>49547
This
I'm sick of hearing about it.
All the players got haxx, including you.
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49550
49552
>>49547
I do appreciate it. He just keeps relentlessly asking for hand outs
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49551
>>49548
It is none of those things: it's a unique ability.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49552
49555
>>49550
What's it to you?
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49553
49554
>>49549
You don't appreciate, you just beg and beg and beg relentlessly for more
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49554
49555
>>49553
>beg
No.
Anonymous
t6I6K
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No.49555
49556 49557
>>49552
Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy

>>49554
Okay, you're pushy and demand handouts. All the same
Anonymous
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No.49556
49561
>>49555
>Because you're intent on playing in a way adverse to my goals. So I have to be weary of an enemy
Same with you.

Mrs. Sentry
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No.49557
49560
>>49555
>playing in a way adverse to my goals
What are your goals? How have I got in the way of any of them?
Contrary to you, I've actually made very little progress in the role that I wanted to play: a soccer-playing serial killer. It's not that I could't do those at any time, but that I never wanted to cause party drama.
>>49555
>demand
I demand nothing. I take what I can get.

tbh, I'm entirely fine with hearing that Tracy doesn't actually get the underling class features, or that her powers have been nerfed for whatever reason; but you are not the Anon I want to hear that from.
Stop acting like it's your job to levy the rules.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49558
49559
I g2g
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49559
>>49558
See you later
Anonymous
cJ2XK
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No.49560
>>49557
>goal
Precisely. It would've stupid not to think of her as the villain

>I take what I can get
Look, if your begging for cheats, demanding cheats, or just cheating when you can cheat, it's all the same. It goes very far beyond just a few things to make the game more fun. It makes the game much less fun when I have to compete with that - and am entirely unable to - when you want to take a unicorn and hide her or when you're trying to steal the entire set of loot
Anonymous
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No.49561
49563
>>49556
Why are you being hostile? When has Trumpaladin ever been hostile to Infernius?
Anonymous
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No.49562
49565
>>49509
GM blinks his eyes in total non-comprehension.
There's a cattle prod?
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49563
49564
>>49561
Trumpaladin is a conservative, Infernuis is a nationalist socialists. The ideology dont really get along.
Anonymous
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No.49564
49570
>>49563
My personal ideology, in terms relationships to different value systems, is "don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or yours." Trumpaladin, shrewd pragmatist, wants only peace. No need for fear or violence
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49565
49571
>>49562
The one he got before the party went after Infernius.
He only ever used it while he was absent and Infernius rolled a 20 for Torc to use it on him.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49567
>>49566
>deleting comments you disagree with
Anonymous
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No.49568
49569
>>44567 →
Because I'm not going to spend my entire class on my phone arguing with you,
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49569
>>49568
You don't have to. It's not an argument.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49570
>>49564
>don't fuck with me or mine, and I won't fuck with you or your
I never even once complained about your stuff, so stop ranting on about mine.
Anonymous
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No.49571
49572
>>49565
Good times
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49572
49573
>>49571
Ikr. I had to step away for a moment then.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49573
49574
>>49572
I came back, read it, and I was in fucking tears
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49574
49575
>>49573
It's not often that you watch someone roll a 20 against themselves.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49575
>>49574
Its not often you see infernius' faggot roll a 20
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49576
49577 49578 49580
Who's here atm?
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49577
>>49576
Totally not here currently
Anonymous
cJ2XK
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No.49578
49579 49582
>>49576
I'm completely out for over an hour
Anonymous
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No.49579
>>49578
Don't worry, I remember
Anonymous
R8xl7
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No.49580
>>49576
Nazi checking in.
Anonymous
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No.49582
49583
>>49578
Will we have time to advance tonight?
Anonymous
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No.49583
49584
>>49582
Advance how?
Anonymous
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No.49584
49585
>>49583
I thought I heard we were going to do something tonight. I guess I was mistaken.
Anonymous
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No.49585
49586
>>49584
You're not mistaken, I just wasn't certain what you meant.
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49586
>>49585
So what are we doing then?
Anonymous
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No.49587
49588
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>mfw think for a moment and can't even remember the last time I made a successful Sneak Attack
Well shit...
Anonymous
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No.49588
49591
>>49587
..I need more living enemies in isolated locations...
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49589
49591 49592
001c.png
For reference
Anonymous
ZTPlA
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No.49590
>Torc sits up and guides snek towards Thez
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49591
49593
290929__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_trixie_zecora_badass_clothes_crab_crossover_female_giant crab_looking at you_looking back_mare_mouth hold_pipe_plot.png
>>49589
Am back!

>>49588
Presumably most threats to inter-city commerce and resource extraction fit that description, being either bandits, magical beasts, or animals. They will need to be entirely cleared out in the civilizing mission
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49592
49594
>>49589
Tracy continues running, phasing through Fae and Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49593
>>49591
i want to be a Witcher so much...
Anonymous
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No.49594
49595 49597 49599
>>49592
That'll cost an action and we don't know where the guy is. Just run past or through them
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49595
49596
>>49594
She has the quickening feat: it's a free action.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49596
49597
>>49595
>quickening feat
Come again? When did this happen?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49597
49598 49603
>>49594
>Just run past or through them
Not worth the risk of slowing down.
I'll lose my mind if this faggot gets away.
>>49596
Quicken spell-like ability was the second feat I selected for her after Improved Sunder.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49598
49600 49606
>>49597
Then cut through the room in front diagonally, that's my best bet of where he went (to the right on the hall)

Don't be surprised in the absolute least if there is an entire horde of Devourers. It's much safer to go down the hallway. Also, when did she learn the dimension door was ended?

>>49597
I don't think that's true, but eh
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49599
49601
>>49594
Even if it costed an action, I doubt she couldn't do it while running.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49600
49602
>>49598
>there is an entire horde of Devourers
Then they'll have to catch her first.
They would've already attacked us anyway.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49601
49604 49606
>>49599
No no, here's the thing. Running is a full round action that would allow a speed of ~450-500. But it could only be done in a straight line, which we do not have. However, if she moves at 100 ft in a move action, it stands to reason that she could move 200 ft in a full round action while not running. That is, she could turn corners. That's what we need. Ethereal plane slows movement by half. Yes GM said otherwise in the past, but in this thread he said he was thinking of the Astral Plane when he said that.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49602
49604
>>49600
If she just runs past them that provokes an attack of opportunity. Thez warned the plane is dangerous, that means it's dangerous
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49603
>>49597
I'm betting you he already got away. This is just a possible way of finding him if he hasn't already
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49604
49605 49606
>>49601
>Running is a full round action
She already walks at 100 ft, and the hallway isn't even 40 ft long.
>Ethereal plane slows movement by half
She's just going to juant through them momentarily so she doesn't have to Trample them.
>>49602
>attack of opportunity
Trample while blowing smoke. I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49605
49609
>>49604
Yes. She needs to walk fast down several hallways

>I'll take the risk
Why? She can't find the mage if her soul is sucked

>momentarily
It will last a full round

I want to emphasize that
1. We do not know where he went
2. We cannot track him
3. He's had a three round head start, and
4. A human can go over a hundred feat down several corridors and through doors in three rounds
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49606
49607 49608
>>49601
I do tend to drink when its on, and since you're here now
>>49604
She does not walk at 100'/round. She moves at 100'/round without penalty.
>>49598
Yeah, she hasn't learned about the anchor yet.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49607
49612
>>49606
Can she do a full-round movement at 2x speed without penalty?
R8xl7
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No.49608
[3d20 = 16]
>>49606
infernuis full round tickles thez
Mrs. Sentry
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No.49609
49610 49614
>>49605
>It will last a full round
It doesn't take a full round to blink through two creatures when the ability is a free action.
>when did she learn the dimension door was ended?
When she saw Thez <WOOF> earlier.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49610
49611
>>49609
I don't think you can use this alleged feat to Blink. And I don't think that's what Thez doing whatever she does means
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49611
49612
>>49610
>blink
I mean phase quickly. It's a free action for her to jaunt.
The alternative is trampling.
Anonymous
US+2w
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No.49612
49613
>>49607
No! That's why its the base movement rate
>>49611
But you're describing 2 free actions, which if you look under the listing for quickened spell like ability, you will note that it says 1x/round, even though its a quick action.
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49613
49624
>>49612
Well shit..
Wait, does ending the jaunt count as an action?
SJs+h
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No.49614
49615
>>49609
Anyways, here are the possible locations the Mage went:
1. What we heard was Ghost Sound, and he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
2. He did go down that halway and went into the door on that room right next to it
3. He went down the hallway and turned left and
a. went into that room
b. went up the stairs
c. went down the hallway to where we were
earlier, perhaps to circle around and
flank
4. He turned right, and down the hallway
a. And turned right at the end of it
b. And went into a door
c. And turned left

We only have one chance to catch him, so we have to pick an option. I think 4 c is most likely, because it puts the most distance between the mage and the Party. So I say we go 4c
\r
Mrs. Sentry
7spzf
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No.49615
49616
>>49614
>he actually went to the end of the hallway and down the stairs
The party is split. If we don't catch him at the end of the hall, we'll phase and make a bee-line towards the stairs.
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49616
>>49615
Again, waiting hordes of undead. Don't use it casually just because you don't want to use a door
ZTPlA
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No.49617
49618 49619 49624
[1d20 = 20]
Roll to pet snek cause I'm bored
Anonymous
SJs+h
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No.49618
49621
>>49617
SNEK IS PET!