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John Elway's Crazy Nuts
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43413
43418
So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.

If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43415
43421
image.jpg
boop
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43417
1597346__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_crazy face_faic_female_flashlight_flash snaptry_floppy ears_grin_male_mar.jpeg
Boop
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43418
infernuisRick.jpg
>>43413

Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43420
>>43407 →
Fae says to pony

"You've never been baptized, have you?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43421
>>43415
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43422
43423
Trumpaladin consults with Fae

"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43423
43424
>>43422
"Yes of course!"
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43424
>>43423
"You might not like it at first..."

Tells her what his god has ordered
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43426
43427 43483
>>43425
Tracy, that is

Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."

"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"

"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."

"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."

"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43427
43428 43429 43434 43450 43483
>>43426
Fae makes the sign of the Football

When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.

He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop

Now for the most important part of the ceremony...

Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.

She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43428
43429 43450 43483
>>43427
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!

Punch and pie are served

And now, very, very, very importantly

A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
Anonymous
VxYA4
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No.43429
43430 43431
>>43427
>>43428

A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."

He ambles off into the sunset.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43430
>>43429
reeeeee
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43431
1491100315694.jpg
>>43429

Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43433
>>43432
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43434
43438
>>43427
Wtf did you do in the dead of night?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43435
43436 43438
>return
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43436
43437 43438
>>43435
Ikr...
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43437
43439
>>43436
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43438
43440
>>43434
>>43435
>>43436
I consulted the patron
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43439
43440
>>43437
>Was everybody drunk at the same time?
Apparently...
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43440
43442 43443
>>43438
>>43439
Please tell me you at least left Torc's ship before you started this shut
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43442
43445
>>43440
Which shit exactly? The fluff monster?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43443
43445
>>43440
>implying
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43444
Kick everyone off the ship
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43445
Now that thats done
>>43442
That weird ass shit with Fae and Tracy and....
Other things...
I haven't read the end of the last bread
>>43443
>REEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
kRi4w
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No.43447
43448
Pls stop shitposting so I can work..
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43448
43449
>>43447
What's stoping you from working?
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43449
>>43448
Your shitposting apparently
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43450
>>43427
>>43428
I saw that.
Mrs. Sentry
WgBSE
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No.43451
43452 43455
Can Tracy re-enchant her Skull Mask to make it double as a mask of disguise? I'd rather it only look like a Troll face while it's attacking.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43452
43453
>>43451
How many troll skulls did we have?
Mrs. Sentry
WgBSE
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No.43453
43454 43455
>>43452
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43454
>>43453
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43455
43456 43458 43482
>>43451
>>43453
You bitch about a single post I make but then you continue this all day let's-make-item requests-to-GM-who-will-probably-never-see these-posts-because-we-make-200-meta-posts before-he-gets-of-work? What the fuck man?
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43456
43457
>>43455
The meta talk gives me ideas.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43457
>>43456
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
Mrs. Sentry
WgBSE
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No.43458
43459
>>43455
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43459
43460
>>43458
Okay...

>What these sacraments mean
Well, she;s hypoallergenic now, so there's that
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43460
43461
>>43459
Why did you retype the sacraments?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43461
43462 43463 43482
>>43460
People were complaining about the procedure Elway mod insisted on
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43462
43464
>>43461
I liked it and the gm already saw it so....
Mrs. Sentry
WgBSE
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No.43463
43464 43472
>>43461
I'm thinking Elway might actually be a Chaotic Good deity.
VoRsg
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No.43464
43465 43466 43475 43482
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>>43463
>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...

>>43463
>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.

So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...

>>43462
>>43463
I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
\r
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43465
43466 43475
>>43464
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade

Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43466
43467
>>43464
>>43465
But did you get told to kill your child?

Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43467
43468
>>43466
I still think you're misinterpreting Hitler's words
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43468
43469
>>43467
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43469
43470 43471
>>43468
Race-mixing is degenerate.

He clearly meant that she needed to be deloused.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43470
43472
>>43469
Shes like an anglo and Infernuis is Aryan. So were both the same race.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43471
43472
>>43469
Whats your definition of delousing?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43472
43473
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
>>43470
>Implying a dwarf-elf and a Minotaur is anything at all even remotely comparable to that

>>43471
Uh, delousing. Like what the Nazis did to the Jews

>>43463
We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43473
43476
>>43472
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43475
43481 43484
>>43464
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43476
43477 43481
>>43473
I want her to talk to those hags first, but it'll take at least 4 days to get the scroll.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43477
>>43476
Scroll?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43479
>>43478
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43480
43481
>>43478
Calling the hags?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43481
>>43480
>>43478
>>43476
We definitely should pair her with a Mod God.

>>43475
>Infamous 2999 and 3000 posts
Do you mean the 29999 and 30000 posts? Yes, I remember

Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43482
43484 43501
>>43455
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43483
43485
>>43478
Who's making the scroll exactly?
>>43426
>>43427
>>43428
o_o
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43484
>>43482
*sighs*

*restores shadow deleted posts pertaining to Tracy's baptism*

>>43475
Shush! Dragonne saliva is anti-septic, and Fae made sure to wash the dirty penis in it, besides remnants of holy electrolytes
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43485
43486 43488 43489
>>43483
Uh... I can shadow delete the posts again
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43486
43487
>>43485
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43487
43489
>>43486
Its elways holy sacrament.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43488
>>43485
Come on man keep em up.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43489
43490
>>43485
>>43487
"Praise Elway, praise Football. God Bless American."
What she said.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43490
43491
>>43489
Oh thank Elway, I was worried Fae was upset about Trumpaladin's omission of one of the steps
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43491
43492
>>43490
That was Thez actually.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43492
43495
>>43491
reeeee

I'm glad she's taking interest in Football though.
If only waifu would do the same...
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43494
>>43493
"Oh, you better not!"

*glares*

*glares continuously, but more intensely*
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43495
43496
>>43492
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43496
>>43495
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
?
No.43497
43498 43499
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43498
>>43497
Yeah, the password will not save.

I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43499
>>43497
You also changed IP addresses
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43501
43503
>>43482
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43502
43503
Can Tracy go back to the tower now?
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43503
43504
1504585560249.jpg
>>43500
I can smell heresy though

>>43501
>The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality
What?

>>43502
Does she want to be ridden?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
?
No.43504
>>43503
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43507
43509
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
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No.43508
43509
>>43506
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43509
43512
>>43507
>Essence of Fae
I think she only contributed saliva. It's an anti-septic saliva though

>>43508
I wanted something more creative than what I could think of

Be careful what you wish for
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43512
>>43509
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.

Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43514
43515
>>43511
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43515
43516
Eh.png
>>43514
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
Mrs. Sentry
ZMxSL
?
No.43516
43517
>>43515
Can Tracy use his class abilities too then?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43517
>>43516
That sounds like a case by case issue
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43520
43521
>>43518
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?

>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43521
43523 43524
>>43520
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43523
>>43521
>Just shitposting, can't delet
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43524
43526
>>43521
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43526
43527 43528
>>43524
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43527
>>43526
Mostly story reasons. But if she could have more skill points, that would be wonderful
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43528
>>43526
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
Anonymous
VoRsg
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No.43530
43531
*sweeps*
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43531
43535 43536
>>43530
He might want to imigrate if you really sale him on it.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43532
43533
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43533
>>43532
Not sure, what context?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43534
43535
>Kirin
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43535
43537 43540
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>>43531
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
Anonymous
H9FhC
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No.43536
43539
>>43531
Do you mean "emigrate" or was that the word you intended?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43537
43538
>>43535
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43538
43545
>>43537
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43539
43563
>>43536
Legally.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43540
>>43535
Genocide time.
muh. /Pol/ religon though.
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43541
43542 43548
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43542
43546
>>43541
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43544
43546
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
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No.43545
43553
>>43538
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed

Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43546
43547
>>43542
>level will be as per designated class
Does that mean he needs a class?
>>43544
Mobile turret? Yes please
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43547
43549 43559
>>43546
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43548
43549
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>>43541

Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43549
43550 43552 43562
>>43547
I was thinking rogue anyway
I'll post a char sheet for Torc and Snek tonight, just gotta pick feats and kkills for Torc.
>>43548
Fuck, where'd you get that pic of me?
Anonymous
DOV7+
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No.43550
43551
>>43549
The nsa
Anonymous
sQZjW
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No.43551
>>43550
FUCK I FORGOT TO TAPE MY WEBCAM
Anonymous
V3o0K
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No.43552
43554 43559
>>43549
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43553
>>43545
Yep, that's the one, ty
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43554
43555
>>43552
Yeah, i though I would like it more but I prefered scottish posting...
I want my flag back...
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43555
43556 43557
1515434467545-3.jpg
>>43554
Not having the Ancap flag is NAP violation.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43556
43561
>>43555
Fuck, trips confirm. Now I must live in the shadow of an ancap flag
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43557
43558
1505861758550.png
>>43555
>when the steal a meme

Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43558
>>43557
Hi,monika
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43559
43560 43561
>>43552
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes

>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43560
43563
>>43559
Reeeeeee stop using haxx
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43561
43563
>>43559
Please see
>>43556
I need it because meme magic demands it
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43562
43564 43566 43568 43573
>>43549
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43563
43565 43567
>>43539
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever

>>43560
And... then you say that

>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43564
741.png
>>43562
"You have me"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43565
43566 43568 43569 43570
I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43566
43570
>>43562
There's bones,....
>>43565
Nice
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43567
43577
>>43563
>Fae is haxx
tell infernuis about the about Dixie.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43568
43569
>>43562
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16

>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills

Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43569
>>43565
>tears up at flag
I love it
>>43568
Okay, thanks
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43570
43571 43572
>>43565
You have 15 in wizard and 2 in Theurge, right? That means you can put 18 in wizard skills, and 5 in Theurge skills.
>>43566
I thought bones was just the tower's butler?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43571
>>43570
Now that I think of it, who cleans the tower?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43572
43574
>>43570
Doot
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43573
43575
>>43562
I dont have a servant.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43574
43576 43577
>>43572
*rattles*

Where are the party members atm?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43575
>>43573
Ah, I guess you don't.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43576
43578 43579
>>43574
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43577
43579
>>43567
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11

>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43578
>>43576
Torc's just exploring the airship
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43579
43580
>>43576
Tracy goes back to the tower.
>>43577
>not haxx
You have an above-average mount, m8. Normally you'd just get a hoers.
Nobody is complaining.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43580
43581
>>43579
>Not going back to the Tower with Trump
I guess he can ride Fae
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43581
43582
>>43580
Of sure, she'll be ridden.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43582
43583
>>43581
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43583
43590
>>43582
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43584
43585 43586
Char Sheets Torc&Snek.txt
Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43585
43587
>>43584
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43586
43587 43588 43590
>>43584
>sorceror
I thought he was a Wizard?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43587
>>43585
I fucking love that idea
>>43586
I was under the impression he was a sorceror
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43588
43589
>>43586
Sorcerer by 3.5e rules; merlin-esque
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43589
43591
>>43588
Oh..
What spells does he get under Theurge?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43590
43593 43595
>>43586
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up

>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43591
43592
>>43589
I think thats how he gets clerical spells?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43592
>>43591
At what level (caster/spell-level)?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43593
>>43590
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Anonymous
ERj4G
?
No.43594
43596 43597 43599 43600
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43595
43600
315294__safe_artist-colon-sandara_nightmare moon_black sclera_crescent moon_featured image_glowing eyes_horse_looking at you_moon_night_realistic_reari.jpeg
>>43590
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43596
43598
>>43594
>1 post
This is true
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43597
>>43594
This is correct
Hello lurker
Anonymous
ERj4G
?
No.43598
43600
>>43596
Its what I've observed over lurking.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43599
>>43594
unfortunately true.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43600
43601 43602 43611
>>43594
I know, it's kind of funny

>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later

>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43601
43603 43612
>>43600
>rolls 1 for sneaking shit
>rolls 20 for Torc's conterattack
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43602
43603 43604
>>43600
>because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities
Don't make things up, Anon...
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43603
43605
>>43601
Kek, I know right?

>>43602
GM explained it as a part of the Johnny Cash Space Coyote sequence, towards the end
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43604
43605 43606 43607
>>43602
No that is true, and was explicitly stated some time ago
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43605
>>43604
I stand corrected.
>>43603
It was like 2:30 AM when I read that..


Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43606
43608
>>43604
well fuck me then,thez will probably miscarry then.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43607
43608
>>43604
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43608
43609
>>43607
You're asking me to provide a scale?
>>43606
Nope, its Infernius' luck that got him into this mess
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43609
43610 43614
>>43608
This calls for a roll.and so does the chance of her being trumps baby.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43610
>>43609
d20 or d100?
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43611
43616
>>43600
Oh yeah i bet my misery has been a chuckle-fest.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43612
43613
13dce2fd44e4225a.jpg
>>43601
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43613
>>43612
Alright, I'll add those later
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43614
43615 43617
>>43609
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43615
>>43614
Aww
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43616
43629
>>43611
The dice rolls are funny...
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43617
43620
>>43614
>fudged rolls
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43618
43620 43622
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]

Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43620
43621 43624
>>43617
>implying
>>43618
Why would there ever be a time where that roll would be needed?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43621
>>43620
Idk, thats why I was asking
V3o0K
?
No.43622
43625
[1d1000 = 727]
>>43618
Nevermind, I just thought of a time that roll might be needed.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43623
43627
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43624
43629
>>43620
I demand the the trump pregnancy roll.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43625
43626
>>43622
I'm now scared, can I get an example
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43626
>>43625
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.43627
43628 43630
>>43623
You can roll a maximum of exactly 18444 d20 dice in one comment.
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.43628
>>43627
... or at least you can on >>>/test/ ...
7csaC
?
No.43629
43630 43631 43632 43641
[1d100 = 94]
>>43624
>>43616
Over 50 TRUMP
Under 50 Infernuis
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43630
43633
fug.png
>>43627
autism confirmed
>>43629
Its not a coin-toss; there's several rolls involved.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43631
>>43629
Fug
5CQOG
?
No.43632
43636 43637
[999d20 = 10426]
>>43629
They nerfed it just now because of me...
Now you can only roll 999 dice.
v7YeL
?
No.43633
43634 43636 43637 43641
[1d100 = 78]
>>43630
I want to fuck over Infernuis.
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.43634
>>43633
It'd probably fuck-over Trumpaladin moreso, desu.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43635
[1d6000000 = 290049]


Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43636
43638
>>43633
And who are you?

>>43632
After like 5 minutes?
TOP FUCKING KEK MODS = GODS

Our Admin Dev is amazing
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43637
43638 43639
>>43632
Its strangely satisfying to watch that happen
>>43633
Welcome to Mixed Nuts. You'll need to do better than rolling dice and declaring a threshold of outcome. Memes would be a good place to start.
v7YeL
?
No.43638
43640 43641 43643
[1d100 = 12]
>>43636
Anon.
>>43637
Come on man. I rolled good.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43639
>>43637
To watch the Dev Team nerf him within like 7 minutes? It's fun for me to watch
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43640
>>43638
Touche to both
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43641
43642
1506299284444.jpg
>>43638
>>43633
>>43629

sQZjW
?
No.43642
[20d1 = 20]
>>43641
Does this help?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43643
43644 43646
>>43638
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43644
43645
>>43643
Dice rolls change the course of fate,anon.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43645
43647 43648
>>43644
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43646
43649
>>43643
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43647
43652 43657
>>43645
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43648
43651
>>43645
Are you the guy telling the story? How would i make a character?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43649
43650 43652
>>43646
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43650
43652 43654
>>43649
I wish Infernuis was never born.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43651
43653 43654
>>43648
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43652
43654
Booped anon filly.jpg
>>43649
Eh, I Just wanted to see the dice roll and rules and such

>>43650
That' kind of mean though

>>43647
Is that the game you want to play?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43653
43654 43655
>>43651
I guess i will be a griffon mage.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43654
43656
>>43650
>inb4 It's a wonderful life type sequence
Fuck you
>>43652
>inb4 I get banned for helping a man minotaur have a child with his wife and not have a child with some random guy
>>43651
>glassy room
Ahhh memories
>>43653
>(((griffon)))
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43655
43658
>>43653
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43656
>>43654
>Random guy
The guy his wife forced to have sex with her. And not random
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43657
>>43647
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43658
43659 43660 43661 43667
>>43655
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43659
43664 43665
>>43658
DONT CURSE ME WITH THAT SHIT
Also, have fun casting a level 9 spell as a lvl 1 character
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43660
image.jpeg
>>43658

Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43661
43662 43663
>>43658
>meta this hard
Your character has no knowledge of Thez or Infernius, Tracy or Torcuil.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43662
43669
>>43661
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.

Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43663
43666 43668
>>43661
But he does. Whats meta?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43664
>>43659
Reeeee! be nicer to my .... Nevermind
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43665
43668
>>43659
>level 9 spell
Try a 600 Spellcraft DC Ritual.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43666
43670
>>43663
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43667
1503195925119-2.png
>>43658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43668
43672 43677
>>43665
But on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
>>43663
Did you just join to make chaos?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43669
43671
>>43662
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43670
43671
>>43666
Okay how do i learn things?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43671
>>43669
Yay
>>43670
Play of the game
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43672
43673
>>43668
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43673
43674 43675
>>43672
Thez and Trump didn't fuck years ago...
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43674
43676
>>43673
*sad*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43675
43678 43681
>>43673
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43676
43681 43688
>>43674
I would confort infernius, but I don't think he would appriciate Torc getting that close
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43677
43678 43681 43683
>>43668
Yes pretty much.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43678
43679
>>43675
Oh that
>implying GM will let him do it
>>43677
Oh I can't wait for Torc to encounter your character
LAy0j
?
No.43679
43680
[1d100 = 18]
>>43678
> GM will let him do it
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43680
>>43679
T-that's....
Thats not how it works
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43681
43682 43690
>>43675
How long does it take to fall in love? It didn't take Infernius long to go after Thez?

>>43676
*hugs meme sorcerer*

"I love you, even if I do like roads"

>>43677
Hello Yak Lee
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43682
>>43681
Yak lee?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43683
43684 43685 43690 43694
>>43677
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43684
>>43683
Who was that? Tracy?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43685
43687
>>43683
I turn the chest upside down then i leave.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43686
large (3).png
>We have a Gryphon
Mazel Tov!
V3o0K
?
No.43687
43689 43690
[1d20 = 1]
>>43685
As you open the door, there is an explosion
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43688
43690
>>43676
pickle torc?
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43689
>>43687
fucking kek!
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43690
43692 43696
>>43683
Remember Torc is in the tower, I wanna encounter this fag
>>43687
>1
>>43681
"Uh thanks me too?"
>>43688
NO
V3o0K
?
No.43691
43695
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43692
43695
1515537287169.gif
>>43690
Ill fuck you up m9
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43693
43697 43701
Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43694
43700
>>43683
Wait... Was that foot-locker made of the same material the tower was?

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43695
43698 43700
>>43691
"Another explosion? Now what the hell is going on? Come on Mr. Snek"
Torc runs to the explosion
>>43692
>lvl 1 virgin giffon mage
Vs
>lvl 17 chaf meme wizard
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43696
43699 43701
>>43690
>>43690
>Tries to think of things to say to impress an ancap
"I've always wanted the freedom to be a Warlord"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43697
43700 43701
>>43693
I walk down the hall.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43698
43701 43704 43744
>>43695
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43699
43708
>>43696
A-are you flirting with Torc?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43700
43702 43704 43707 43717
>>43694
Technically, but the idea was hilarious
>>43695
Who said level 1?
>>43697
The hallway on one side has a series of doors, including the one you came from. On the far ends of the hall on the opposite wall are doors that are also closed.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43701
43703 43704 43708 43709
>>43693
>>43696
>>43697
>>43698
why does everyone and everthing hate infernuis?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43702
43708
>>43700
... Do I still have those fragments?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43703
>>43701
I don't hate him. Neither does Tracy, or at least not any more than she hates everything.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43704
43705
>>43698
I ain't killing him quite yet
>>43700
>who said level 1
You scare me GM
>>43701
I don't
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43705
43706
>>43704
Taylor started at lvl 10.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43706
>>43705
>implying he can beat my memes and snek
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43707
43715
>>43700
I sense magic on the doors and blow up the traps.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43708
43711
>>43702
Stahp

>>43699
"You are pretty dazzling sometimes. The way you killed that clown with no sense of fashion. Your crafting, your memes..."

>>43701
"I like you Infernius. I like you most of all. Except I guess for Fae, but I really like you"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43709
43710 43711 43714
>>43701
Because fuck you're happiness.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43710
>>43709
Reeee! Be nice to my... Coworker
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43711
43713 43716
>>43708
>running
>>43709
Fuck you too
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43713
43717 43756
>>43711
"Wait! Don't leave my meme sorcerer! We could start a private security company together!"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43714
a424830de6b4cdf1a0f28c678fd0b2d7.jpg
>>43709

Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43715
43719
hallway.png
>>43707
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43716
43722
1514088787741-4.jpg
>>43711

Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43717
43718
>>43700
Torc and Snek continue running towards the sound
>>43713
"I'm looking for the source of that noise"
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43718
43722
>>43717
*runs after dazzling meme sorcerer*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43719
43722 43723
>>43715
I use magic to become a filly and then look in the room with the open door.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43720
43721
I g2g for an hour.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43721
>>43720
*grabs pony anyways*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43722
43724
>>43719
WHAT
>>43718
"WHAT DO YOU WANT"
>>43716
Torc is on good terms with death
>>43719
Boi
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43723
43725
>>43719
Are we talking an illusion or a transformation?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43724
43726
>>43722
".... I want to be your friend.

We don't really talk much"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43725
43726 43727
>>43723
Transform into a green filly with a question mark as a cutie mark.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43726
43728 43729 43734
>>43724
"Why now?"
>>43725
Oh this is a load of...
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43727
43728
>>43725
>Gryphon-mage polymorphs into anonfilly
K,....
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43728
43730 43731
>>43726
You mad memelet?
>>43727
What do i see in the room?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43729
43730
>>43726
"We've been here several months. So why not now?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43730
43732 43733
>>43729
Stahp flirting with mah wizard
>>43728
Yep, I can't wait for you to meet Torc
>preps Mr. Snek
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43731
43732
>>43728
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43732
43735
1515434282730-0.jpg
>>43731
I trot to the end of the hall.
>>43730

Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43733
>>43730
*sad Paladin noises*

*pets pony for comfort*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43734
43738
>>43726
>load of
Alter Self is a pretty low-level spell.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43735
43736
>>43732
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43736
>>43735
The right end.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43737
43742
>>43712
Why U delet?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43738
43739 43740 43741 43743
>>43734
>the murder horse isn't wanting murder
What
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43739
43744
>>43738
Did I say that?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43740
43744
>>43738
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43741
43745
>>43738
Did I say that?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43742
>>43737
I'm guessing it's because he posted the image of the inn
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43743
43746 43751
1555021__safe_edit_edited screencap_screencap_trixie_uncommon bond_spoiler-colon-s07e24_apple_cute_diatrixes_female_food_horn impalement_looking at you.jpeg
>>43738
i gotta go for awhile guyspls no let bad thing happen.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43744
43747
>>43739
See
>>43698

>>43740
Idk, he teleport there but I'm not sure exactly where
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43745
>>43741
*is petting attack pony*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43746
43749 43751
>>43743
I will defend infernius honor
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43747
43748
>>43744
Well, I want to have fun first.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43748
43750 43752
>>43747
You can still have fun
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.43749
43760
>>43746
best sorcerer.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.43750
>>43748
*follows dazzling meme sorcerer*

*carries attack pony*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43751
43753
>>43746
>>43743
Good luck.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43752
43754
1FA.png
>>43748
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43753
43759
>>43751
U2
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43754
43755
>>43752
Where is the doors cause thats where Torc would've been
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43755
43757
>>43754
The main doors are at the top of the overhead, across from the stairs
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43756
43758 43760
>>43713
Tracy would probably be in the stables, maintaining her equipment.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43757
43760
>>43755
Okay, thtts where Trrc starts
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43758
>>43756
Actually, she'd probably first think to feed her birds, so she's in there.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43759
>>43753
But pony us being petted and carried

*smells fresh soft pony fur*

"You smell like semen"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43760
43761
>>43749
Thez wakes up, skips over to the bar and deposits Pickle I'nis into a plastic baggie and puts him in her bracelet.
>>43756
Perhaps, but Torcuil will have gotten back to the Tower first
>>43757
Alright, there's an adorable green filly at the end of the hallway
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43761
43762
>>43760
"FILLY, Hi little one how are you?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43762
43763
>>43761
H- hello where am i?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43763
43764 43765 43766
>>43762
"Well this is Trump tower. Do you have a name?"
I really miss nordfilly now
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43764
43767
>>43763
I- im anon,you aren't going to do lewd things to me are you?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43765
CwNCWMC.jpg
>>43763
/)
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43766
43768 43773
>>43763
want me to summon him, now or more often in general?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43767
43772
>>43764
"Nice to meet you. I wouldn't oo that to you, why?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43768
43769
>>43766
Who?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43769
43770 43771
>>43768
Nordfilly
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43770
>>43769
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43771
>>43769
Eh, idc
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43772
43774
>>43767
The last thing i saw that looks like you did lewd stuff with me.
I nuzzle your thigh.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43773
>>43766
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.


Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43774
43775
>>43772
"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43775
43776
>>43774
Aww but i liked it though, are you sure you won't?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43776
43778
>>43775
Torc turns redder than a communist flag
"Oh... w-well I... I mean... uhhhhh"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43777
image.png
>I'm liking this anon filly character so far
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43778
43779
>>43776
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43779
43780 43781
>>43778
"Uh, no thanks"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43780
43782
>>43779
What you dont like little fillies? Um you arent gay are you?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43781
>>43779
Yeah, come on, Torc. You're not gay, right?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43782
43784
>>43780
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43783
image.gif
I know where this is going
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43784
43785
1513197193425-0.gif
>>43782
Please mister its been a REALLY long time, I'll be your good little filly.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43785
43786 43787
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a64aqZZZSQ
>>43784
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43786
43788
>>43785
You know Torcuil, if you want to distract the Paladin who's after you
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43787
43788 43792
>>43785
But your beard is great. Your 10/10 i wanna smash.
sQZjW
?
No.43788
43790 43793
[1d20+7 = 17]
>>43786
What do you think I meant
>>43787
"Well if you won't stop insisting... MR. SNEK?"
Torc sets anonfilly down and Mr. Snek grapples. Not enough to hurt, but just enough to hold in place
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43790
43791
>>43788
You can attempt a pin next round, but Anon is grappled.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43791
43796
>>43790
What's the difference?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43792
43794 43795 43802
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor

"I'll save you!"

>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43793
43795
1506265844863.jpeg
>>43788
Mmmm hot.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43794
43798
>>43792
Im 19 in horse years,sir.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43795
43798
>>43793
"Oh someone kill me now"
>>43792
"Oh praise Kek you're here."
Torc grabs anon and hands her to Trump
"Take this young semen demon away from me"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43796
43797
>>43791
Grappled is "arm wrestling", a pin is a "tap"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43797
>>43796
Ah, understood
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43798
43799 43800
>>43795
"I'm glad to be of service"

>>43794
"Well hello young but sufficiently aged filly... Where did you come from?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43799
43800 43801
>>43798
Im from esquestria. Have you seen my mommy twilight sparkle?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43800
>>43798
>>43799
"I'm fast as fuck boy"
Torc runs like a gnome outta hell
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43801
43803 43805
>>43799
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.

Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43802
43806
>>43792
He's still carrying Tracy, isn't he?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43803
43804
>>43801
Poor filly
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43804
43809
image.png
>>43803
He would either have Tracy in his arms or would have set her down very close to him
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43805
43807
>>43801
His name was anon.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43806
>>43802
OH SHIT
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43807
43808
>>43805
"Well... I don't think you're going home. But you say Twilight had a child?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43808
43810 43811
>>43807
Yes she did, but why cant i go home?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43809
43812
>>43804
So, she's there?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43810
43812 43813 43814 43815
>>43808
"You're dead." Tracy says bluntly.
"We all are."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43811
>>43808
"You died there. You're on a different plane...

Although....

Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43812
43823
>>43809
>>43810
*Pets abandoned /mlp/ OC*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43813
>>43810
I'm only dead inside currently
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43814
>>43810
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43815
43816 43825
>>43810
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43816
43818 43819 43821
>>43815
Wait a second, you're Tay's faggot!
"I'm not really gone, I'm just hiding"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43817
43822
image.png
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43818
43822
>>43816
This is my first character.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43819
>>43816
Duh.

I kind of want Tay back
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43821
43823
>>43816
"Well hello there... You look charming"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43822
43824
Torc walks back in with Mr. Snek wrapped around him like armor
"Carry on"
>>43818
>narrows eyes
>>43817
Wait really? That means Torc gets another 3
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43823
43827
>>43812
>horse language
'This is the afterlife.. I think..'
'A cleric is some kind of mage.'
'All the bitches in this world want a crack at Torc for some reason, so you might be one.'
>>43821
Cease your faggotry.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43824
43826
>>43822
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43825
>>43815
"Don't think I can't hear you, little pony"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43826
>>43824
Natural 16
I never touched ability points
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43827
43828 43829
>>43823
Whats your name? I love your mane. Your cutie mark is so cool! How'd you get it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43828
43831
>>43827
'My name is Tracy.'
>How'd you get it?
'Three days of pure concentrated autism.'
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43829
43834
>>43827
You can't have my pony

*holds her tightly*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43830
43832 43833
Thez gets an idea <whooooof>
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43831
43833
>>43828
Uh why is that regal man holding you?
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43832
>>43830
Oh no
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43833
43834 43840
>>43831
'This is my husband.'
>>43830
Good lord...!
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43834
43835 43839
>>43829
How do you know equestrian? Thats cool too.
>>43833
So you 2 do lewd stuff?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43835
43836 43837
>>43834
'All the time.'
*wraps hoof around paladin*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43836
>>43835
"You still smell like... Nevermind"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43837
43844
>>43835
Hey tracy, i know what the rape game is.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43838
tumblr_inline_nnwwmpDNqL1t9n3xs_500.gif
>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43839
43842 43843 43846 43850
>>43834
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43840
43841
>>43833
"Well, we're not married yet"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43841
43845
>>43840
Psssst, Trump would have had no opportunity to learn pony, in spite of bonus languages
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43842
>>43839
"Wat"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43843
>>43839
"Uhh, nice. But why? And wheres your husband?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43844
43847
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>43837
Tracy cocks an eyebrow, unimpressed.
"... And..?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43845
>>43841
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43846
43849
>>43839
Wow whats that do? It's cool

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43847
43848 43853
>>43844
I like playing. We should play sometime.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43848
43851
>>43847
*glares*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43849
>>43846
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43850
43854
86708e821c54d95b1431223c5fb1ec1e--top-hats-character-design.jpg
>>43839
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43851
43852
>>43848
*Cute face*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43852
>>43851
"D'aww, I can't resist a cute filly"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43853
43856
>>43847
"Well, there's no point if you want it, now is there?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43854
43855 43857 43858 43859
bones.jpg
>>43850
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43855
43862
>>43854
"GRIFFON!?"
Mr. Snek falls of Torc at the sudden shock
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43856
>>43853
*glares*
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43857
43860 43861
>>43854
"There's a griffon here?!?!"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43858
43860
>>43854
>Griffon
There was a reason I didn't pull roll a spot check....
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43859
43860
>>43854
"She's a filly"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43860
43863
>>43858
It'd of failed
>>43857
Bones doots and then shuffles off toward the mess area.
>>43859
"Clearly,"
>>43857
"It must be my mistake."

H9FhC
?
No.43861
43864
>>43857
"It's okay, if there were a griffon here I wouldn't let it hurt you"
\r
sQZjW
?
No.43862
43865
[1d20 = 13]
>>43855
Torc realizes the griffon must be disguised
Detect magic check
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43863
43868
>>43860
It'd be a 20-30 DC, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43864
43866
>>43861
"Please, they scare me."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43865
43867
>>43862
Detect magic fails
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43866
43869
>>43864
*poses heroically*

"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43867
43869
>>43865
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43868
43870 43872 43876
>>43863
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43869
43871 43873
>>43867
"Can i pet your snake?"
>>43866
"You are so cool, my kgb handler would love you. She love American men."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43870
43874
>>43868
"Oh no thank you im not old enough to drink."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43871
43875
>>43869
"D'aww, what was she like?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43872
43881 43883
>>43868
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43873
>>43869
"I have a super cool cat. Like a dire lion, but dander free"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43874
>>43870
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43875
43877
>>43871
"Well her code name was mummy."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43876
43881
>>43868
>is a complete metamorphosis
>complete
So anon filly is a real girl now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43877
43878 43880
>>43875
"Aww. Do you miss your mummy? Where we were you deployed?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43878
43879
>>43877
"Mostuar."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43879
43882
>>43878
"I'm sorry, where is Mostuar?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43880
>>43877
"I miss her very much."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43881
43884
>>43872
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43882
43885
>>43879
"You know like Moscow but minotaur instead of cow."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43883
43884
>>43872
*hugs poner*
*swings her around more*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43884
43887 43888
>>43881
... Can Tracy use it that way?
>>43883
*giggles a bit*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43885
43886
>>43882
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43886
43888 43889
>>43885
"Fuck all Nazis, they are all evil. They killed six million Jews."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43887
>>43884
"D'aww, I love you fluffy blue poner"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43888
43891
>>43884
No, Tracy cannot
>>43886
If only
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43889
43890
>>43886
"R-really? He omitted that part when he talked about nazism"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43890
43892 43893
>>43889
"I bet he's literal Hoofler."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43891
43893
>>43888
>Tracy cannot
Reeeee!
Okay...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43892
43894
>>43890
"I met Hoofler once. She wasn't nearly as dumb as that Bull."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43893
43896
>>43890
"Oh no, he's a red Minotaur. So are you from Mostar?"

>>43891
*kisses pony*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43894
43895 43902
>>43892
"She? She?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43895
43897 43901
>>43894
Dude, 6d chess. Relax
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43896
43897
>>43893
"No i was born in equestria but i liberated from there by my aunt starlight."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43897
43898 43899
>>43895
I don't understand. Why isn't he allowed to be offended at the concept of a female leader?

>>43896
"D'aww. You must miss her. I'm sorry that you're away from them now"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43898
43901
>>43897
As you will
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43899
43900 43903
>>43897
"Can i stab stuff?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43900
43904
>>43899
"No. I have enough difficulty restraining this one"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43901
>>43898
>>43895
Like is it supposed to be a test to see if anon filly corrects her for an error? Trumpaladin doesn't know anything about hoofler
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43902
700162__safe_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_armband_ball pit_blonde_computer_exploitable meme_female_game_hat_heart_internet_iwtcird_k.png
>>43894
She's referring to Aryanne.
She mentioned her in that dialogue with Infernius.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43903
43905
>>43899
"It's encouraged."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43904
43905 43906 43908 43921
>>43900
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43905
>>43903
>>43904
*death glares*
*to both of them*
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43906
43907 43909
>>43904
Now can Torc kill the Griffon?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43907
43910
>>43906
What Griffon?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43908
43911
>>43904
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43909
>>43906
I don't know about any griffons but keep this bitch away from my waifu
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43910
43911
>>43907
Idfk, you're the one who mentioned a griffon
>throws ball to snek
>snek shoots it
"Good snek
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43911
43912 43913 43916
>>43910
>>43908
"Daddy trump can you help me rape torc?"
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43912
>>43911
"NOPE"
Torc grabs Snek and teleports to the ship again
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43913
43914 43915
>>43911
"I'm... Not sure how to respond to that"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43914
43917
>>43913
"You people are prudes."
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43915
>>43913
Bout ready to meme this fucker to death
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43916
43918 43922
>>43911
>needing help to >rape Torc
*scroffs at pleb*
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43917
43919 43922
>>43914
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43918
43920
>>43916
"Keep that up blue pony and you will be raped"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43919
43926
>>43917
">Not wanting to cum in the filly."
"Where is that skeleton with the whiskey?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43920
43923
>>43918
>raped
"You can't >rape the willing, Flashy."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43921
43922 43924
>>43904
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43922
>>43916
Rude
>>43921
Of course she can
>>43917
>eyes narrow more
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43923
43926 43928
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"

>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43924
43925
>>43921
"Can i have some whiskey?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43925
>>43924
"You're 19, little filly. Way too young."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43926
43927 43931
>>43923
>didn't say it cuz wants to be the filly
>>43919
"That's Bones. Tracy found him somewhere and took possession of him somehow. He's the butler now. Bones, another two drinks."
>doot
Bones wanders off again. He can't communicate or speak in any discernable way, but he can doot.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43927
>>43926
"Thanks."
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43928
43929 43930
stretching.png
>>43923
>sleeping
"Oh, ~nooo..! I'm so ~afraaaid..!"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43929
>>43928
*is disturbed by what she might be implying*

"I guess you win this one..."
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43930
43932
>>43928
"You don't think I could ever overpower you, do you?"
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43931
43933 43934
>>43926
"So what do you do?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43932
43937
implying you wouldn't.png
>>43930
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43933
43936
>>43931
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43934
>>43931
Bones takes the remaining drink to Anonfilly, dooting sadly at Thez as he does so.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43935
43938
Torc walks back in
"Has anyone seen Infernius? I need to talk to him."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43936
43940
>>43933
"But we died right? So what do you do for fun?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43937
>>43932
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
V3o0K
?
No.43938
43939
[1d20 = 9]
>>43935
Thez chuckles, but maintains composure and says nothing (unless 5 or less)
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43939
>>43938
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
V3o0K
?
No.43940
43942 43943
[1d20 = 5]
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43941
>coughing once or twice
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43942
43944 43951
>>43940
"Friends?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43943
43944 43946
>>43940
>dat roll
kek
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43944
43945
>>43942
"Oh, do stick around. Thez pulls a gem-embossed microphone from nowhere, and with a wooOOOOOOOOO! she sets the volume and input levels so they're not atrocious.
>>43943
That was her "take the shot" roll. Aldebran whiskey - even hybrid - is no joke.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43945
43950
>>43944
"Is that a microphone?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43946
43947
>>43943
"What did you do with my cod piece?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43947
43948
>>43946
"What's a cod-piece?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43948
43949 43950
>>43947
"Did you steal part of my armor?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43949
43953
>>43948
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43950
43952 43964
>>43945
"It is,"
>>43948
Pretty sure its lost at this point
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43951
>>43942
F is for friends who do stuff together...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43952
>>43950
She stole it. It's in her bag, but she's not about to give it back.
H9FhC
?
No.43953
43954 43955
>>43949
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"

*looks down*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43954
43956
>>43953
>panties
You know you could've made your own belt in just over a week, right?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43955
43956
>>43953
>Girdle of Giant's Strength
Pretty sure that ended up w/ Infernius

Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43956
43957 43961
>>43954
>a week
That's forever though

>>43955
Isn't it a separate device she gave him right before they went to the death city?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43957
43958
>>43956
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43958
43959
>>43957
I thought you said she had nothing in that category?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43959
43960
>>43958
Nothing magical. She still has to enchant the belt.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43960
>>43959
... When she has time for it...
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43961
43962
>>43956
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43962
43965
>>43961
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43963
43967
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43964
43966
>>43950
"What are we gonna sing?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43965
43967
>>43962
Wasn't that the same one Thez was wearing?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43966
43968
>>43964
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43967
43969 43970
>>43965
Yes, the moment she gave it to him, she took it off herself

>>43963
So... Then what?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43968
>>43966
Sings along
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43969
43971
>>43967
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43970
43974
>>43967
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43971
43972
>>43969
So it was taken back and he no longer has it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43972
>>43971
As I've gathered.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43973
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43974
43975 43976
>>43970
Trumpaladin no longer has use of it?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43975
43977 43978 43979
>>43974
He had it?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43976
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43977
>>43975
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.


Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43978
43980 43981 43982
>>43975
"Lets sing my song!"
https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs
H9FhC
?
No.43979
43987
>>43975
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43980
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>43978
"..........."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43981
43985
>>43978
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43982
43984
>>43978
*hums song*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43984
>>43982
>>43983
e_6
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43985
43986 43988
>>43981
Anonfilly is communist.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43986
43987 43989
2b3.png
>>43985
~_~
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43987
>>43986
So >>43979
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43988
>>43985
No
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43989
43994
>>43986
"So who's this Infernuis to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.43990
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.43991
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.43993
Torc teleports to the ship
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43994
43995
>>43989
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43995
43997
>>43994
"I Don't understand."
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43997
43999 44446
>>43995
"Desu, neither do I. I will say tho, for the moment we're not attacking one another"
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.43998
44000
Uhm, can I ask Anonfilly's name?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.43999
44001
>>43997
"He doesn't love you,you know. Nazis can't love."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44000
44003
>>43998
Twinkle Dirtblossom.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44001
>>43999
"Nice digits"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44002
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44003
>>44000
Cute. Roll a d20
LAy0j
?
No.44004
44005
[1d20 = 1]

Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44005
44006
>>44004
>hurts
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44006
44009
>>44005
Is that bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44007
44011
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44008
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44009
44010 44012
>>44006
A 1? Yes, yes thats bad.

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44010
>>44009
What was that for?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44011
44012
>>44007
I'm not sure what you mean.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44012
44013
>>44011
SLEEEP
>>44009
Its bad

Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44013
44014
>>44012
How bad?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44014
44015
>>44013
Its rly not bad, I just make bitches scared of 1s and 20s.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44015
44017
>>44014
Ok so what happens?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44016
44019
okay, so in >>33615 → it's revered to as the Girdle of Giant strength
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44017
44018
>>44015
I never know the answer to that question. Its better that question was not answered.
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44018
44021
>>44017
I can handle bad news I'm a big filly.
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.44019
44020
>>44016
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44020
>>44019
I have no idea. This is all news to me
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44021
44022 44023
>>44018
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44022
>>44021
There is no spoon.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44023
44024
>>44021
How many belts or girdles did Thez have?
Anonymous
5CQOG
?
No.44024
44025 44028
>>44023
She could've only worn one.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44025
44026
>>44024
That's not what I asked
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44026
>>44025
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44027
44029 44031
"So seriously, who's here with genuine curiosity?"
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44028
44030 44031 44039
>>44024
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44029
>>44027
I am
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44030
44034
>>44028
Maybe
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44031
44033 44035 44067
*drags out Cloud-Giant's pelvis and gets to work on carving Trumpaladin's belt buckle*
>>44028
Just make another one. If you collaborated with Tracy and Infernius, it could get done faster (I think).
>>44027
These sees Tracy in the hallway dragging a massive pelvis.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44032
Thez sees*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44033
>>44031
It helps if I use an actual giant's pelvis to carve the giant buckle, right?
Anonymous
LAy0j
?
No.44034
44067
>>44030
Can i make me wish now?
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44035
44037
>>44031
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44037
>>44035
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.

Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44038
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics

>*Doot doot*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44039
>>44028
Did she have anything to say? Tracy is in the hallway passing by.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44041
44042
1071202__safe_artist-colon-accu_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_angry_cute_earth pony_female_frown_glare_grumpy_looking at you_looking up_pet_pony_sho.png
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44042
44043
>>44041
Chill. We'll make him another one out of Santa's pelvis. It'll look great.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44043
44046 44049
>>44042
Not chill. Not chill.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44045
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44046
44050
>>44043
*Humps leg*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44047
giphy.gif
>mfw meme deleted
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44048
>feeling generous for some reason
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44049
44050
>>44043
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44050
44051
>>44046
>>44049
*angrily dry humps pony*
"I thought it was a gift... and it makes a big difference"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44051
44052
>>44050
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44052
44053 44055
>>44051
*curls up into ball*
"This will be remembered"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44053
44054
>>44052
"Think you're still strong enough to carry your Waifu to bed..?"
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44054
44057
>>44053
*angrily carries waifu to bed*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44055
44058
>>44052
Also, say thanks for the rare Tracy collection, ingrate.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44057
44060
>>44054
"There, there.."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44058
44059
>>44055
Thank's for the rare tracy collection
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44059
>>44058
You're welcome.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44060
44061
>>44057
"How often do you see me interact with Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44061
44062
>>44060
"Every so often."
*Is carried like a princess, blushing*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44062
44063
>>44061
*Carries pony through door and onto his bed*
"And how often am I with you or infernius?"
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44063
44065
>>44062
"All the time, when you're not at the football field."
*Is carried into room*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44064
44066
*faggot goes to bed because 2:30*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44065
>>44063
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44066
44068
>>44064
>>44064
*rapes pony in her sleep*
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44067
>>44031
>>44034
No, you're looking at at least 2 weeks of persistence before that happens.
Mrs. Sentry
H+geP
?
No.44068
44081
>>44066
>rape
Like she wasn't waiting for it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44069
44070
What season is it in game?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44070
44071 44075
>>44069
Fall-ish, I guess. I haven't made weather a significant element tey
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44071
>>44070
Just wanted to know for the sake of using the Orb Of Storms.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44072
44073
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44073
44074
>>44072
... cuz the corpse being insane matters?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44074
44080
>>44073
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44075
44077
>>44070
I'm still confused about the belt
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44077
44078
>>44075
I may have a solution on that.
Anonymous
H9FhC
?
No.44078
44079
image.png
>>44077
I'll take a solution
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44079
44081
>>44078
Is it the Final Solution?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44080
44082
>>44074
Actually, I can't find anything about smokebombs...
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44081
44083 44092
>>44068
*cums inside pony*

*cuddles pony*
*spoons pony*


>>44079
I just want the +3 on each damage roll and +2 on each attack roll, and before next combat
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44082
44084 44085
>>44080
"Smokestick"
Basic equipment
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44083
>>44081
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44084
>>44082
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44085
44086 44087
>>44082
Is it a smokestick meta-mechanically, or a smokestick physically?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44086
44089
>>44085
Its an alchemically-treated (so, a potion) piece of wood.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44087
44089
>>44085
Don't you have an ever-smoking bottle?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44089
44090 44091
>>44086
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44090
maxresdefault.jpg
>>44089
Pic is irrelevant, but still meant to post it.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44091
44093
>>44089
Dust of Tracelessness would do it
>mass illusion
Not with a smokebomb, but with a spell yes
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44092
>>44081
So you don't wanna kill jews?
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44093
>>44091
>with a spell yes
What kind of spell do you need for that? I'm assuming Tracy doesn't get it.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44096
>>44095
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44098
44099
>>44097
>teleports behind you
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44099
44100 44101 44103
>>44098
Did i get BTFOd?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44100
44104
>>44099
No, you were placed in a protective zip-lock bag
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44101
44104
>>44099
Nope, but I have the perfect meme to stop it
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44103
44104 44108
>>44099
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.

Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44104
44105 44106
>>44101
>>44101
>>44100
>>44103
Sorry i was gone so long i got my Truck stuck in 4 feet of mud and i couldn't get it unstuck untill 1 last night.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44105
44115
>>44104
Fucking RIP
Sorry to hear that
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44106
44115
>>44104
Holy shit.

Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44108
44109
>>44103
"Thez thank you for keeping me safe. You most wonderful person me ever met."
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44109
>>44108
"So wonderful"
Sarcastically
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44111
44114
>deleting my questions
What is it this time?
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44112
44119
>>44110
Legendary wolf, for starters.

Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44114
44116 44117 44121
>>44111
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44115
>>44105
>>44107
I was exhausted by the time we finished pulling it out.
>>44106
Damn, i hope the dance went better than the drive.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44116
44118
>>44114
I'm waiting for Infernius to stop being a pickle
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44117
44120
>>44114
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44118
>>44116
*boop is a minotaur again.*
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44119
44120 44139
bearhunting.jpg
>>44112
Hmmmm... She'd have to find one first..
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44120
44123
>>44117
>Kike logic
No, it's good Capitalist logic

>The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf
Eh, I did not see that

>>44119
You'll find one at about the time I find my dragons
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44121
44122 44125
>>44114
I need the belt anon.
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44122
44126 44132
>>44121
Yeah fuck you
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44123
44124 44128
>>44120
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44124
44128 44132
>>44123
And fuck you too
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44125
44127
>>44121
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44126
>>44122
I need it more than you do.if you don't have it will one of your items eat you?
Anonymous
VoRsg
?
No.44127
44132 44133
>>44125
And you
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44128
44135
>>44124
>>44123
He has a point, kikes are capitalist you know.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44130
44133 44135
>>44129
"Me need to take a shower."
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44132
>>44127
>>44124
>>44122
We are your party brad, you know you're friends.
Anonymous
V3o0K
?
No.44133
44136
>>44130
Kek. U can fast forward through that if you want.
>>44127
Non-artifact magical benefits do not stack with each-other, sorry.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44134
>>44131
I know,i was making a point.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44135
44137
>>44130
"Thats fine"
>>44128
I SAW THAT
thats a violation the NAP, I think we all know how thats gonna end
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44136
>>44133
Since Infernuis has been blue balled for like 2 days. He has a fap while in the shower.
Anonymous
DOV7+
?
No.44137
44138
>>44135
Not all capitalist are kikes. But the capitalist system has been corrupted by satanic kikes.
Anonymous
sQZjW
?
No.44138
44140 44141
>>44137
Fine...
This is wha Torc needs help with
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Stone_Horse
Mrs. Sentry
5CQOG
?
No.44139
trace.jpg
>>44119
I did want a reason to explore the forest beyond that grove.
Tracy places a few mundane items in her bag, and leaves to explore the forest.
Not doing anything huge that'll get in the way of plot advance