So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43415
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
Trumpaladin consults with Fae
"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
>>43425
Tracy, that is
Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."
"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"
"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."
"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."
"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
Tracy, that is
Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."
"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"
"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."
"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."
"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
>>43426
Fae makes the sign of the Football
When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.
He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop
Now for the most important part of the ceremony...
Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.
She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
Fae makes the sign of the Football
When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.
He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop
Now for the most important part of the ceremony...
Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.
She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
>>43427
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!
Punch and pie are served
And now, very, very, very importantly
A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!
Punch and pie are served
And now, very, very, very importantly
A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
>>43427
>>43428
A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."
He ambles off into the sunset.
>>43428
A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."
He ambles off into the sunset.
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>>43432
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
>return
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
>>43436
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
Kick everyone off the ship
Can Tracy re-enchant her Skull Mask to make it double as a mask of disguise? I'd rather it only look like a Troll face while it's attacking.
>>43452
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
>>43453
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
>>43456
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
>>43455
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
>>43463
>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...
>>43463
>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.
So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...
>>43462
>>43463
I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
\r
>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...
>>43463
>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.
So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...
>>43462
>>43463
I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
\r
>>43464
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade
Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade
Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
>>43467
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
>>43472
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
>>43464
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
>>43478
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
>>43455
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
>>43485
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
>>43493
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares*
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares*
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
>>43492
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
>>43495
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
>>43497
Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
>>43482
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
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>>43503
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
>>43506
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>>43509
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
>>43511
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
>>43514
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
>>43518
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
>>43520
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
>>43521
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
>>43524
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
>>43526
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
>Kirin
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
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>>43531
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
>>43535
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
>>43537
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
>>43541
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
>>43538
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed
>>43546
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
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>>43549
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
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>>43552
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes
>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes
>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
>>43549
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>>43539
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever
>>43560
And... then you say that
>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever
>>43560
And... then you say that
>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
>>43562
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16
>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16
>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
>>43574
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
>>43567
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11
>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11
>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
>>43581
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
>>43582
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
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Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
>>43584
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
>>43586
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up
>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up
>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
>>43590
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
>>43590
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
>>43594
I know, it's kind of funny
>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later
>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
I know, it's kind of funny
>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later
>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
>>43604
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
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>>43601
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
>>43609
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]
[1d1000 = 414]
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
>>43625
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
[1d6000000 = 290049]
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>>43638
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
>>43644
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
>>43643
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>>43645
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>>43646
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
>>43648
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
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>>43653
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
>>43647
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
>>43655
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
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>>43661
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
>>43663
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
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>>43658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43662
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
>>43668
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>>43673
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
>>43677
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
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>We have a Gryphon
Mazel Tov!
Mazel Tov!
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
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Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
>>43695
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
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>>43707
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
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>>43728
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
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>>43732
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
>>43738
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
>>43748
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
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>>43769
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
>>43766
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
>>43772
"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
>I'm liking this anon filly character so far
>>43776
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
>>43780
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
I know where this is going
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a64aqZZZSQ
>>43784
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
>>43784
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor
"I'll save you!"
>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
"I'll save you!"
>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
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>>43799
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
>>43808
"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
>>43810
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
>>43810
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
>my character knows pony
>>43822
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
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>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
>>43834
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
>>43841
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
>>43846
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
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>>43839
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
>>43850
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
>>43864
*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
>>43865
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
>>43863
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
>>43868
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
>>43870
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
>>43872
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
>>43882
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
>>43900
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
>>43904
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
>>43914
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
>>43904
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"
>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
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>>43930
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
>>43931
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
>>43932
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
>>43938
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
[1d20 = 5]
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>coughing once or twice
>>43948
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
>>43949
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
\r
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
\r
>>43956
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>>43956
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
>>43961
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
>>43964
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
>>43967
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
>>43967
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43975
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
>>43975
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
>>43978
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Torc teleports to the ship
>>43989
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
>>44016
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
>>44018
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
>>44025
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
>>44024
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
Thez sees*
>>44031
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
>>44035
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
>>>/test/
>mfw meme deleted
>feeling generous for some reason
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
>>44043
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
>>44050
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
>>44063
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
>>44073
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
>>44081
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
>>44082
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
>>44086
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
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>>44095
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
>>44099
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.
>>44104
Holy shit.
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
Holy shit.
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
>>44111
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
>>44114
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
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>>44120
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
>>44121
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
>>44131
I know,i was making a point.
I know,i was making a point.
