So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>43415
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
So Tracy was in the process of concluding a metamorphosis of sorts, expelling certain (((undesirable))) elements, given the circumstances.
Trumpaladin consults with Fae
"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
"I've received word from Elway himself on how to handle the pony"
>>43425
Tracy, that is
Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."
"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"
"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."
"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."
"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
Tracy, that is
Fae delivers the holy speech, as ordered by Elway himself
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to annoint this fuzzy demon poner with the blessings of Football, and purge forever the dander of false football which has plagued her for so long."
"Almighty Dan Reeves, father of John Elway, who didst cum in Rainbow Dash that fateful December day, here now my prayer:"
"Burst forth the fluids of thy everlasting seed upon this, thy child, and cleanse forever this poner; warm her icy heart with your cool island song and lull her to sleep beneath a swaying coconut tree of pure Football."
"Make now her fluff hypoallergenic now and forevermore, so that we may breathe of the air around her, and not be cursed with tiny space creatures that take up residence inside our brains and control our bodies like in that one Eddie Murphy movie that I never saw because literally who gives a fuck at this point."
"In the name of Dan Reeves, and John Elway, and The Denver Broncos, Amen."
>>43426
Fae makes the sign of the Football
When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.
He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop
Now for the most important part of the ceremony...
Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.
She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
Fae makes the sign of the Football
When this is done, Trumpaladin pulls out his penis (the lack of a cod piece helps), and chants "I'm a pretty pony, please pet my mane" three times as he spins in circles.
He then pours WalMart brand Almond Macchiato Syrup on his penis, and places a cherry ontop
Now for the most important part of the ceremony...
Fae performs oral sex on Trumpaladin. She sucks and licks and sucks until the holy fluid is shot forth and received into her mouth. She gargles the baptismal fluid, and as she does so, she sings "Happy Birth Day, Mr President" in a manner that expresses all of the lewdness she has been suppressing her entire life in the song.
She spits the baptismal fluid onto Tracy's face
>>43427
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!
Punch and pie are served
And now, very, very, very importantly
A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
TRACY IS BAPTIZED IN THE NAME OF ELWAY, FOOTBALL, AND AMERICAN!
Punch and pie are served
And now, very, very, very importantly
A ten gallon hat is placed on Tracy's head. Fae and Trumpaladin grapple her for this
>>43427
>>43428
A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."
He ambles off into the sunset.
>>43428
A random cowboy happens to be passing by. "nice ten gallon hat" he remarks. "Just out of curiosity, why didn't you wash your penis with consecrated gatorade before applying the almond syrup? Don't you know that could release Cthulu-pony from his ancient slumber beneath the briny deep? I sure hope for your sake there weren't any impure microbes on that penis that would have been purified by the consecrated electrolytes. Anyway, it's none of my business. All this talk of gatorade is making me thirsty. I'm going to go see if there's a 7 Eleven around here."
He ambles off into the sunset.
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>>43432
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
i bet it hurts brad sentry to his core to do that.
>return
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
>see new bread
>just read this one so far
>noose tying intensifies
>>43436
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
I mean, I've read some weird shit but this absolutly takes the fucking cake.
Was everybody drunk at the same time?
Kick everyone off the ship
Can Tracy re-enchant her Skull Mask to make it double as a mask of disguise? I'd rather it only look like a Troll face while it's attacking.
>>43452
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
All of them: more than enough.
They'd make great casts for spooky shoulder-plates for Infernius.
Also, make that brass horn already. Just make a Non-magical prosthetic to wear, and enchant it every day as you wear it.
>>43453
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
I need to find a brass dragon for the horn. I like the troll skull shoulder idea. Maybe lennos will help me forge them out of adamantium.
>>43456
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
Yeah, but why is he going to bitch about a post I made saying "he's at work" but then continue his normal "I'm going to ask for this item from GM, even though after several months of this I should have realized I'm not going to get a response when I ask in a thread six plus hours before he gets off work." I know damn well that's distracting too
>>43455
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
I didn't mean it that way.
Just don't physically do things to my character before I have the chance to read what's going on. I'll see what all these sacrements mean later today.
>>43463
>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...
>>43463
>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.
So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...
>>43462
>>43463
I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
\r
>Elway is a God of Chaos
I'm learning that now...
>>43463
>>43462
I saw the opportunity to baptize the Tracy character and there was just no way I was going to let that pass up, so I wrote a little scene where Fae would baptize her while Trumpaladin went to wash off possibly evil dander, then realized that I could have Elway write a prayer. When I read the prayer I realized that the Baptism required Tracy to be baptized in semen, and not holy gatorade. When I explained that the priestess performing the procedure was incapable of providing the required fluid he said that Trump Sentry had to ejaculate into the priestess's mouth and spit it on the pony while the pony sang "happy birthday mister president." I explained that the pony being baptized was not going to cooperate and sing, so he gave the alternatives that the dragon-lion could gargle the semen and sing or a different pony could sing. He said Fae could be excommunicated if she messed up the ceremony. I made the mistake of asking what if the penis has not been cleaned since the last time it was in the demon pony. I also made the mistake of asking how Fae was going to say the holy words while performing felatio, which prompted the response "Jesus Christ, you guys are such amateurs I'm beginning to wonder if you even ought to be performing the ceremony at all." He also said that Fae "ought to be sent back several levels" when I insinuated that Fae did not have a Magic Fang permanency enchantment on her mouth.
So yeah, I got bullied by my Mod God. I got bullied pretty hard...
>>43462
>>43463
I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for...
\r
>>43464
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade
Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
I forgot to add the part where he was insistent repeatedly that the procedure had to be followed precisely or else there was a risk of summoning Cthulhu pony. And I managed to fuck up and leave off the step where the penis is cleaned in holy Gatorade
Well, Lion saliva is anti-septic, and Fae probably drank some of the delightful holy Gatorade to replenish her electrolytes, so hopefully that works
>>43467
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
I dont think i am.
"Racemixing is degenerate."
"Your god commands her to take a shower to get rid of this filth."
>>43472
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
Yea i know about the delousing but i dont think thats what atlas was implying.
>We should pair off Tracy with a Mod God eventually
Lotus?
It is comparable to that, they are both white.
>>43464
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
>I mean, I guess that if Infernius can be bullied by his mod god, then so can I when it's pretty much literally what I signed up for…
It's only fair, Anon. You can't just defy your patron deity after consulting him.
>>43465
>risk of summoning Cthulhu pony.
This is easily within the realm of possibility now... Remember the infamous 2999 and 3000 posts on the main board? Cthulhu pony is real...
>>43478
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
Of course, she'd also have to hope for a high DC roll just to use the scroll..
>>43455
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
I'm still injured, I'll be here all week.
>>43461
Who was complaining?
>>43464
Ebin troll. Yeah that's the thing about contacting gods,... its generally not a good idea unless absolutely necessary and the person has expended all available options. Otherwise its like asking "Hey God, what should I get from the grocery store today?" I tried explaining this to Mormons once,....
>>43485
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
I literally said nothing. I'm speechless. Its not a disdainful speechless, its more of confusion.
>>43493
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares*
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
"Oh, you better not!"
*glares*
*glares continuously, but more intensely*
>>43492
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
>>43493
"What? That's what you say right? Its like saying "Geshundteit" when someone sneezes."
>>43495
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
"It's a short but meaning filled prayer to our Elway, for the blessings he delivers on all of us every day"
Is there a bug that prevents mobile posts from being deleted? I tried to delet something I miscommunicated, but I couldn't.
>>43497
Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
Yeah, the password will not save.
I'll ask the devs, but I feel pretty confident this is a known issue
>>43482
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
Yeah, Gods aren't normally that thrilled to talk to mortals over matters that don't concern the fate of the world.
The Deus ex Machina aspect isn't always tasteful either, since it kind of stunt character development of morality.
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>>43503
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
Well, if you can just directly ask God what the right thing to do is, there isn't really the same internal conflict regarding the interpretation of faith.
So let me see if I got this right. Yes, I was drunk BTW.
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
Tracy flipped out and became a weird tentacle-fluff monster bent on consuming Trump, who with quick thinking called on Fae to GTFO. Tracy-cle maintained hot pursuit, and the group ended up weaving their way to Mile High stadium, where a small procession had gathered, trapping Tracy-cle in an ahem solemn and deliberate homage to Elway, the result of which that any lingering (((essence))) was purged in the hot ahem 'essence' of Football, first from Trump, then from Fae.
That about right?
>>43506
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>the sacrament procedure…
How many ranks did you put into knowledge religion? You can roll to know the answers to small things like that.
>>43509
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
That was most observably,... creative.
>saliva
An alchemical reaction then, formed of sapphire bullets of pure football.
>>43511
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
Yeah, I was just looking for that on Wikipedia, but didn't find it..
>>43514
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
>>43511
A Paladin is immune to disease and can remove disease, so why wouldn't a Paladin's mount have a lesser version of this?
>>43518
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
Then why did you say the prayer was heresy?
>>43519
So? It doesn't have any gameplay purpose. Just minimal background story purpose
>>43520
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
Let me have the Str and Int adjustments associated with the Paladin's Mount class while in pony form, and I won't complain.
>>43521
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
that's not an int adjustment, that's a score. I need to negotiate with GM for a higher int score on Fae. But we can redo the nature of Tracy's haxx
>>43524
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
I gotta ask though, what does Fae really need moar Int for? I just want Tracy to be able to cast Assassin spells, but I was mostly joking about that too.
>>43525
>*Lightning bolt incinerates Trumpaladin*
>>43526
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
I mean, she's already got moar than enough int to be trained for two general purposes, and it seems you've already designated "priest" as one of them. She won't need very many Int-related skills either.
Just wondering.
What was that obscure creature that Tracy mentioned a while back? It wasn't a Kirin was it?
>Kirin
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
You mean those Chinese unicorns? No, I don't remember bringing that up.
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>>43531
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
Alright, meta time. The reason that Infernius has been having difficulty communing with Hitler is because there's still a distinct and pernicious (((presence))) on the world that is preventing his message from reaching his followers. Remember that one time where Infernius was inspired to think that there were still too many jews? That was a hint, though probably way too subtle an inference in hindsight.
Having said, one God orders u to do lewd things with your waifu, another God orders you to gas your waifu.
Not taking sides, but decisions decisions.
>>43534
It might have been Trump who mentioned it,... it was like a month ago I think. It wasn't kirin but it was something legendary-ish like it. In any case, what exactly did this whole ahem baptism have?
>>43535
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
I can remember if I can get a hint of the context. I brought up a lot of mythological creatures and stories.
>>43537
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
I don't remember what brought it up, but the context was a "wouldn't this be a cooler mythical creature than a nightmare? along the same lines but different and more fitting" type suggestion, and the catch to the idea was along the lines of "get rid of Soro's jew essence".
You guys are sometimes the reason Iwwant to die, sometimes not.
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
GM, I have three questions about Mr. Snek
>skill points?
>level?
>can he get any feats listed under giant constrictor in the wiki?
>>43541
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He can begin to gain skills, but he starts from zero on skills (though gets obvious race bonuses on things like climbing). Level will be as per designated class, but hp will always be 1/2 Torcuil's (so gibs buffs).1 feat to start with.
He should crawl everywhere, pointing the gun the entire time if he's in Snek mode. Everywhere he looks, (and sometimes where he isn't looking) he should be pointing the gun, desu.
>>43538
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed
Idk, I brought up Hoary Steeds some time when I was comparing other equine monsters to nightmares just as observation.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Hoary_Steed
>>43546
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
Like, he can be looking around through the brush or whatever, pointing his gun where he's focused, and Torcuil calls for him, and because his attention is directed, he both looks at Torcuil and - non aggressively- points the gun at him. He could even nod the gun in acknowledgement of <whatever task>. Just a thought.
>>43546
Well he's not going to gain class ranks in Snek now is he? You want him to have skills don't you? I recommend rogue.
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>>43549
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
Its so much more difficult to pin you down when you're not flag-fagging, I can't kek to myself when I see ur posts anymore. e_e
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>>43552
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes
>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
That's why I love browsing with my mod login. I can read hashes
>>43547
>Snek has skills
Um, can Fae have a positive Int modifier for the purpose of obtaining skills? I want her to be able to do things Trumpaladin obviously cannot do well, like spot check or survival (to use the tracking feat), but if she could have some use of cleric class skills as well, that would be nice
>>43549
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>mfw Tracy is the only one without some kind of sidekick
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
I need moar levels so she can summon her servant.
>>43539
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever
>>43560
And... then you say that
>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
>Infernius may become American
Eeek! The Naturalization proceeding and ceremony is the most sacred of all traditions! Besides standing for the anthem at football games, of course. And actually maybe a couple other things as well. But this is like the best thing ever
>>43560
And... then you say that
>>43561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccKPSVQcFk
I'm sorry, I'm a forgetful faggot. To clarify, I have 120 skill points for Torc, and can put 17 into ones that relate to class and 8 and to others. Right?
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
>>43563
I was expecting a road building video
>>43562
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16
>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
I was under the impression for a while that you had 3 levels in blackguard and not two back at level 16
>>43565
GM is wrong on that. You can place 20 into ones that relate to a class because it is level +3. Note that if you allocate skill points to something that is not a class skill, it consumes 2 points per rank in that skill, compared to 1 point for class skills
Road building is a not one of your class skills
https://youtu.be/t4qhgkl9WqM
>>43574
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
Tracy and Trump would be at the stadium with Fae. Torcuil I lost track of after parking the airship, and Thez fell asleep in the jaccuzi, enabling Infernius to wriggle free as he prefers.
>>43567
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11
>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
I'll definitely have to tell him about ole' Dixie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>alleging the Paladin's Mount is haxx
GM had no way of knowing that a CR7 monster, when placed into the hands of a law student, becomes a CR10 or CR11
>>43574
Infernius is in Thez, Torcuil is on the airship at the tower, and Tracy and Trump are at the stadium. Does Tracy want to be ridden to the tower, does she want to sit in Trump's lap as they both ride Fae, or what?
>>43581
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
She notices a change in her form when this occurs. A physical change, though she can't be sure of what is entailed. Her coat is a lighter color, approximately the same as her normal coat color. She still exudes fire, but the fire is a different color - white and blue rather than dark red and yellow. She cannot be sure if the flame is hotter, or if it's a different basis for the flame. She feels... lighter and less edgy
>>43582
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
>white and blue
It was always white and blue, wasn't it? I said that pretty early on.
>less edgy
*draws knife*
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Told you I'd get a character sheet eventually
>>43584
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
Kek. Plz note that kick is a bitch, and that each time Snek fires, his fail flops comically to the ground and back up again
>>43586
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up
>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
There's a post a long time ago by GM that says "You said you wanted to be a wizard but you role play like a sorcerer." Sorcerer makes more sense given the way we've set things up
>>43583
White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur. I just want to get the aesthetics right for maximum aesthetic synergy with rider/maximum sexual attractiveness
>>43590
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Yeah, Wizards is more "study then forget after you use it" Sorcerer is more "I was born with magical ability so I can magic when ever"
At least, thats my understanding
Infernuis gets picked on by the universe more than any other character.
>>43590
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
>White and Blue doesn't go as well with dark blue or black fur.
Wrong.
Anyway, I first only described, "blue fire", not white and blue.
>>43594
I know, it's kind of funny
>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later
>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
I know, it's kind of funny
>>43595
Eh, you keep posting pictures of black horses with dark red fires. I can't remember every single detail said in every single one of 40000 posts that have been made concerning this game, and I'm pleased to remember as much as I do. We'll figure out what is most aesthetic later
>>43598
It's even worse than it seems, because the dice rolls represent the votes of deities, so the fact that he keeps getting low rolls is a direct representation of the gods hating him
>>43604
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
What about deities of different ranks though? Wouldn't they have different votes, or different dispositions to how much they care?
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>>43601
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
Now then, your character sheet specifically omits armor (shield bracers and ring iirc) and weapons (4 staves now, the Snek, the Transmutation, the Abjuration, and the Power). No mention of the collapse-able claymore, and no mention of the pistol with holding cuffs.
>>43609
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
I did those with live dice at the time. I only use those when I don't want players to know that something consequential is happening.
Hey GM, will there ever be a time we need this roll
[1d1000 = 414]
[1d1000 = 414]
What's the maximum number of dice I can roll? I tried rolling 3 gorrilion last night, but the site wouldn't let me.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
going to >>>/test/ to see.
>>43625
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
I'm not going to be specific, but anything that can have more than 100 results would initially potentiate such a dice, balanced for scale. Furthermore, any scale that would/could/does have added considerations would by nature require a more diversifiable roll, of which there is already one in play and another one on deck.
[1d6000000 = 290049]
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>>43638
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
You rolled good once, yes; you don't roll for other players however.
The issue as it stands is that there were several rolls that went into determining A. whether Thez was at a necessary position of ovulation, whether or not both Trump and Infernius were opportunely positioned at time of ejaculation, the semen its self got a dexterity check, and the egg its self got a series of saving-throws. Its not a "heads its Trump, tails its Infernius" sort of situation.
>>43644
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
Yes, they don't undo it. If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius, that could be arranged
>>43643
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>All this shit using hidden dice rolls and modifiers and convoluted secret rules like how Tracy's faggot used to play her character
What? Just make a dice roll based upon the number of times the two had unprotected sex with her during the time window she would have gotten pregnant, and then a separate like 1d7 to determine if the egg miscarries after she discovers she's pregnant
>>43645
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>If anon wants to play a high-level spell-caster capable of casting a wish spell just to throw salt at Infernius
How bout I throw salt at Trump?
Can wish make sure it's Infernius' child?
>>43646
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
My point is, I was doing these dice rolls as the play occurred. I can tell you exactly when it happened, it was when Thez made the "Fucking in Tents" joke.
>>43648
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
You can be as detailed and specific as you want, but you will need to have an idea of a preferred race, and generally an inclination of a class, to be specified later. All you have to do after that is wake up in a glassy room no spoilers with a chest at the base of a bed.
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>>43653
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
Alright. The room is well lit, and aside from the chest (also made out of that strange glass) there's a single door.
>>43647
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
Wish could technically do anything, but trying to Wish for greater effects may cause the spell to pervert your wish into something technically literal, but undesirable.
>>43655
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
I wish that time will rewrite itself so that thez falls in love with Trump instead of Infernuis ,and tracy fell in love with torc.
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>>43661
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
Mr. Snek is gonna grapple the shit outta this bitch if he keeps it up.
Torc gets tired of checking out his ship and heads bakk to the tower
>>43663
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
Meta-gaming. Using player (henceforth referred to as the character's faggot) knowledge unknown to the character in a character's decision-making process.
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>>43658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>43662
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
Don't worry, I'll pair you off with a nice Mod God. TRACY ON THE OTHER HAND WILL RECEIVE A GENUINELY TRUE EVIL MOD GOD
>>43668
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>on Wiz/Sor spell list its under lvl9
If you're referring to Wish, it doesn't have that magnitude of time control.
You're thinking of at least a years worth of rewritten history just for starters.
>>43673
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
Yeah, but he'd also want time to create the circumstances to make alternate characters fall in love.
>>43677
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
Well Gryphanon, the most chaotic thing anyone's ever done so far in your position was to break the chest at the base of the bed. Technically it shouldn't have worked, but it was funny so I let it happen. The only other option is to interact with the door.
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>We have a Gryphon
Mazel Tov!
Mazel Tov!
[2d4+18 = 25]
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
Its not a lethal explosion, but it does extra damage cuz 1.
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Alright. You find yourself in a hallway, all made of that darkened glass that the previous room was made of, all except a well-charred metal sign saying "Please don't fire-trap the rooms".
>>43695
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
>lvl difference
That's exactly why it'd be gay if you killed him as soon as he spawned.
Get creative and see where it goes.
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>>43707
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
Done. The doors are a little smoky, but they are unwarded. Pic is overhead of hallway, with only one door open on one side.
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>>43728
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
Its the room you came from, thats the only door thats open. If you're looking for the way out its probably one of the doors at the end of the hall.
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>>43732
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
K. On which side of the hallway did he go? Left/west or right/east? Nothing to detect on the door, so I assume going through?
>>43738
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
And where is Torcuil coming from? I know he's going toward the bang, but where was he in the tower?
>>43748
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
What I'm trying to determine is which of the two doors Torcuil would have gone toward, and at what point they would come across each-other
Gryphanonfilly is at the bottom-right of the map which is 1st floor
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>>43769
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
I figured he'd just come back when he wanted to.
Also, gathering sticks should earn her some XP.
>>43766
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
Well, since the party has an airship now, there's increased potential for independent exploration/activity. I sympathize with the timezone issues, but if he still wants to play its no bother. She can gather sticks from exotic lands if desired.
>>43772
"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
"Oh..."
Torc scoops up the little filly in his arms
"Well I won't"
Mr. Snek begins to coil up as if to rest
>I'm liking this anon filly character so far
>>43776
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
Thats a nice shade of red on your face it reminds me of my flag, come on I'll make you feel good.
>>43780
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
"What? No! I-its just, um.... well... where I'm from fillys aren't for lewd"
Mr. Snek notices Torc's distress
I know where this is going
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2a64aqZZZSQ
>>43784
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
>>43784
"No no no no, I can't. But I know someone who would."
Trumpaladin, who has totes not been stalking and following Torcuil this entire time, rushes in dashingly to defend Torcuil's honor
"I'll save you!"
>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
"I'll save you!"
>>43787
"Well hello young filly... Are you at least 18 in horse years?"
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>>43799
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
"Oh... Well you see... You're not in Equestria anymore, and never will again... I'm sorry.
Uh... Before we proceed, do you know who your father was, per chance?"
>>43808
"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
"You died there. You're on a different plane...
Although....
Our cleric may be able to plane shift you back to Equestria, when he comes back"
>>43810
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
"We're not dead, we died," Thez is sitting on the ceiling again, but quickly hops up to a standing position, still on the ceiling. "BIG difference."
>>43810
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>Horse languag engauge.jpeg
You are a pony. Whats going on here? who is he? What the hell is a cleric? Where did torc go? Why is he so sexy? How did i die?
>humans get one additional language per int bonus modifier at start
>my character knows pony
>my character knows pony
>>43822
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
Did he have a natural 16 or was it lower then you allowed ability points to it as we gained them?
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>mfw being able to speak to horses was supposed to be my thing
>>43834
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
<whoooof> Thez reappears doing her best "upper-class pompous" stance, a fine ruby monocle on her face and a matching ruby pocket-watch in her hand, extended as though she were checking the time. She looks at each character in turn.
"What do you think? Where's bones?"
>>43841
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
You really think a guy who spent so much time thieving waifus would never have devoted time to the language his waifus speak?
>>43846
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
She pulls the monocle off her face and starts spinning it lackadaisically. "Ordinarily it just shows the time."
As she says this, a dapper skeleton in a tux enters the room.
>doots in butler
"There he is!" she <whooof> is next to him and starts adorning him with the pocket watch and monocle.
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>>43839
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
*clip-clop*
Tracy claps her hooves together and Mr. Bones steps out of the shadows right behind Thez.
*doot*
>>43850
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
"Now then, isn't that better. Master Bones, please bring our Griffon friend some of the experimental whiskey." Thez says.
>>43864
*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
*poses heroically*
"Not all Griffins are bad, but if a malevolent one comes near, he shall not harm you"
>>43865
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
Oh
"Eh, I'm not dealing with this bullshit tonight. I'm playing with my snek." Torc goes to play fetch with Mr. Snek
>>43863
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
There's nothing to spot, In context you'd be looking for a clue or an incompleteness to the affect. Alter Self is a complete metamorphosis. There is no evidence to suggest that what is apparent is not true. Bones walks in and offers a greenish beverage to Anonfilly.
>>43868
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
Interesting. From the spell description I thought it only granted a +10 competence bonus. I didn't realize it was uncheckable.
I'll keep that in mind for the future then, since Tracy get's that on her Assassin Spell list, I thought it was only useful for slipping through things and flying.
>>43870
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
"My mistake, I thought you looked older. Please don't hesitate if you have any questions." Thez says with a wink, snatching the drink. "Cheers!" she takes the drink.
>>43872
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
Literally it does, but I'm taking license on this one. The only individuals who know that Filly is a griffon is Thez and Bones. Thez is intrigued, and bones
>doot
... well he's Bones
>>43876
Unless anon lacks enough of an idea of physiology to dictate the specific body, which any fan of anonfilly certainly would,....
>>43882
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
"Oh neat! We have a Minotaur in our party. He's from 'Germaneigh' or something like that. He's like a Nazi"
>>43900
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
"Who was it that walked on the ceiling?"
"i know you and tracy are married but can she and i fug?"
>>43904
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
"With regards to your question about who walked on the ceiling, I am not sure I know what you are referring to, but my guess would be Thez. She's kind of scary, so I stay away from her"
>>43914
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
*is genuinely offended*
"I'm no prude! I just want to be nicer to Torcuil since that time I fucked his sort of girlfriend and had him mauled to death"
>>43904
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"Whoever said I left?" Thez says from a small corner of the railing. Yes, she can hide in plain sight.
"I never said I didn't want to cum in the filly, I just don't want to help rape Torcuil"
>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
>>43920
"I'll get you when you're sleeping"
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>>43930
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
"It's not just a question of power, ~Flashy. A real >rape requires 'circumstances'." She says smugly
>>43931
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
Eyes narrow for a moment, she wanders over to Bones and claims a glass.
"I survive," she says taking a sip from the deep-green 'whiskey'.
>>43932
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
"what do you mean? I thought all interactions between any two things were determined by power?"
>>43938
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
"Okay, You obviously know where he is. Can you tell him I need his help next time you see him?"
[1d20 = 5]
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>>43936
"I don't understand the question," she says after a moment. "What is fun, except being with friends?" she downs the whiskey like a shooter.
>coughing once or twice
>>43948
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
"Flashy! Your family jewels are dangling out for all to see! Did you really walk through town like that?"
>>43949
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
\r
"I still have the pimp suit of armor. And the panties of strength or whatever they are called"
*looks down*
\r
>>43956
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>forever though
Not if you remember each day.
Tracy is wearing her belt; it's just not properly enchanted yet.
>>43956
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
There's technically three parts. There's the +5 Giant's Girdle, to ensure that the 'user' has sufficient strength. There's the Regeneration item, ensuring the character doesn't die from the actual activation and use of the arms, and then there's the arms themselves.
>>43961
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
I know what was given to Infernius, I keep up with his items as well. I'm talking about the +4 girdle handed to Trumpaladin before they went to the court city, that was taken back as they left, and that I assumed was given back to Trumpaladin after Tracy and Trumpaladin came back from their hunting trip
>+4
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
My bad, its a cross-engine item. I was under the impression that was left with Torcuil, who relinquished them to Thez
>>43964
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
Thez takes a 0 level in Sorcerer, meaning she's fixed for her next level (if she ever gets one) but she can cast motherfucking Dancing Lights.
https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY
You asked
>>43967
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
So, that was her belt, the one she gave to Infernius.
Just make another belt, m8. Tracy would help him.
>>43967
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
Well, as an antiquated item it came from previous campaigns. As a current item it enables the use of the Abyssal Arms (min str 20).
I would really hate for Infernius to have been wearing the arms without the girdle. He might survive tho.
Did we gain enough XP in that last fight to make a lvl 4 Abjuration permanent without going back a level? Other lvl 4 spells seem to take about 2000 XP.
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43974
Well, Infernius will get eaten if he takes it of..
>>43975
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
Thez handed hers to him before they went to the court city when he requested it as one of his items.
>>43975
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
He asked for something to improve strength before going to the Court City. Thez removed from her person an item described as a girdle which gave +4 strength. Trumpaladin wore it, then in the Court City, Thez did a pair of stunning fist attacks against him taking sugoito and the belt saying he could have them back later. I asked about both items repeatedly in the time since then. I believe there was an interaction where both were retrieved by Trumpaladin. I was under the impression that the +5 belt or girdle Thez have to Infernius was an entirely seperate item
\r
>>43978
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
e_e
This post makes me want to take exception. I won't demand its immediate expulsion, yet, but dood.
Tracy leaves the room to go feed her birds.
Trumpaladin leaves the room
Torc teleports to the ship
>>43989
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
Thez' shoulders slump. "That depends on the metric." she says, filling a dixie-cup from a nearby cooler,
After feeding her birds and putting them to bed, Tracy leaves to the holodeck to practice her Mobility.
So, how can I make this situation work. Its evident - beyond gamey dice-rolls - that there are differing parties. How do I make it work for both?
The last mention I see of it is >>34504 →. I ask again about it later but no response
>>44016
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
In retrospect, that comment was also typed in context that Infernius's faggot might've never come back..
>>44018
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
"Fine then, there IS no permanent world. What 'seem' permanent is a matter of individual consistency coupled with mass intent. Its quite absurd, I assure you."
>>44025
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
1 girdle (a weight belt essentially)
and
1 Twined leather belt. Mostly blackened suede with gold trim. No can has
>>44024
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
The belt makes a massive difference. It's fully 23% of his damage capability, and without it he has litterally half the damage ability of Infernius and is Fae's equal. I am obsessed with numbers. There is a reason I kept mentioning it again and again and again three weeks ago and I'm not going to stop asking about it now that it is uncertain until I have a yes or no
Thez sees*
>>44031
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
16 days crafting time that would have to be completely devoted to it. Completely devoted to it.
>>44035
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
8 hours a day, and it wouldn't be that far fetched to get it done faster if several party members pitched in.
Muh pelvis meme-ingredient
>army of skeletons attacks
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
>"~Yay! We'll never run out of bones again!"
I love bone aesthetics
>*Doot doot*
If Trumpaladin does not have a +4 belt, then Thez owes him one per principle of estoppel
>>>/test/
>mfw meme deleted
>feeling generous for some reason
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
Hope I don't regret giving theses away in the morning.
http://www.mediafire.com/file/c3sicb3xwccrk9y/
>>44043
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
*Straddles waist*
"You never needed that girly belt-thing in the first place, ~Flashy. You'll always be my big strong man.."
>>44050
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
"...Aww.. you don't need it that much. You're already plenty strong enough.."
*Pat's back of head*
"We'll make you a better one some day. A manly one."
>>44063
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
"The same relationship doesn't exist"
*pulls covers over bed sheets down, and places pony under bed sheets*
*gets in bed under sheets*
Can the glands from the Achaierais be used to make a potent insanity poison blade-oil, or does it only work when inhaled? I want to use some more variety of chemical warfare.
>>44073
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
Well, my original idea was to make smokebombs laced in the compounds, to cause a cloud of confusion in which she could escape, but I haven't read the mechanics for smokebombs yet.
>>44081
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
You could just cast Bull's Strength for now. You should have enough level 2 spells.
Tracy has two potions if you want it.
>>44082
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
Ah.. I suspected such.
So I guess It's not possible for me to apply magick dust to my bombs then...
>>44086
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
Can it be modified in any way? Like, with magick dust?
I noticed that four of the Dust-related items were made with Assassin spells, so I wondered if custom smoke-bombs could be plausible, since smoke bombs themselves are really just clots of ash or fine powder.
For example, if you laced your bomb with Dust of Illusion, it could cause everyone caught in the blast to be glammered as if affected with Disguise self, so they'd all look like the user.
>Throw bomb
>Everyone looks like (you)
>Targets confused as fuck
>(You) slip away
>>44087
Trumpaladin has that.
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>>44095
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
I can only imagine how terrible a game would be with no homebrew at all
>>44099
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.
Not yet
Thez produces Pickle-I'nis before he does something foolish like transforms back to normal inside her bracelet.
>>44104
Holy shit.
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
Holy shit.
Something similar happened to me in high school. I was going to take the girl I was dating to the fall dance........ Aaaaand I got my front wheel drive stuck in a wet ditch as I tried to pull out. Then her step-father tried to pull my vehicle out... And he got his truck stuck in the mud. It took like three hours before we finally got a neighbor to pull it out
>>44111
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
>>44113
First off, I'm pissed off about the indian giving on the belt and will be for a while. Second, I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later. Thirdly, as per usual with homebrew items, the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time. It should be ~20,000gp with haste as a requirement
>>44114
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
>I wanted a monopoly on the boots so I can trade them later.
That's kike logic, and you know it.
>the item is unbalanced with an obscenely low crafting time
The prerequisite is hunting down and killing a Legendary Wolf, which is a mini-quest in itself.
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>>44120
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
>Implying manipulating the free market through over-reaching use of granted authority is capitalistic logic
>>44121
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
"Not necessarily. If Trump gibs the Ion stone, +2 (those don't stack anyway), you can still control the arms. And not get eated."
>>44131
I know,i was making a point.
I know,i was making a point.
>>44119
I did want a reason to explore the forest beyond that grove.
Tracy places a few mundane items in her bag, and leaves to explore the forest.
Not doing anything huge that'll get in the way of plot advancement, but still want to explore the map later when she gets the chance. Say she's scouting out the area around the grove, so she can explore it later.
I did want a reason to explore the forest beyond that grove.
Tracy places a few mundane items in her bag, and leaves to explore the forest.
Not doing anything huge that'll get in the way of plot advancement, but still want to explore the map later when she gets the chance. Say she's scouting out the area around the grove, so she can explore it later.
>>44138
Good idea.
I wonder if it could be shrunken into a figurine, like Infernius's Utachit, or an Obsidian Steed.
Good idea.
I wonder if it could be shrunken into a figurine, like Infernius's Utachit, or an Obsidian Steed.
>>44141
no spoilers Or the party could get around to exploring the temple, now that they have superior gnomish engineering.
no spoilers Or the party could get around to exploring the temple, now that they have superior gnomish engineering.
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>>44147
>tfw I've been mobile posting for months, but can't afford to fix my desktop because I spent all my bitcoins on McNukes©™
JK, it's just jacked up too far to fix it so I need to run an ethernet cable to it. I'm just too lazy to do it
>tfw I've been mobile posting for months, but can't afford to fix my desktop because I spent all my bitcoins on McNukes©™
JK, it's just jacked up too far to fix it so I need to run an ethernet cable to it. I'm just too lazy to do it
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First off, how the actual fuck does infernius have a +21 Strength score starting???? Yes, I know there's a half-orc racial bonus, but where the hell does the +19 on the strength score come from? The highest scores anyone else has for anything are Trumpaladin's +16 charisma, Torcuil's +16 Intelligence, and Tracy's +16 dexterity, but Infernius even has a +16 on Charisma besides the obscene strength, as well as a very high constitution score, and a 14 wisdom.
With a +5 girdle of strength - those don't even exist in the 3.5 edition - he's able to round off an odd-numbered strength score, and stack that with a +12 - fucking +12! - epic item for a total strength of 38, or ability modifier of +14. Now I thought enchantment bonuses didn't stack? That's a figure that is almost three times as high as trumpaladin's even with a belt and with an ion stone stacked. If Trumapaladin only has a +2 ion stone, then Infernius's strength bonus is one fifth of Infernius's
A +14 strength bonus can be multiplied by 1.5 on a damage roll for +21 on damage per role. That's +63 across three attacks in a round, which combined with a statistical average of 5.5 from a 1d10 bastard sword is 78.5 if all three attacks land, plus fire damage is 1d3 on each hit for 83 total damage if all three attacks land. What I wanted for Trumpaladin, the equivalent of 20 strength - less than Infernius has without any enhancements at all - would place him at 52 damage if all four attacks landed. Equal to a cauchemar. And I'm playing as a heavy fighting class, not a magic casting class like Infernius. With no enchantments to Trumpaladin, he has 40 damage if all four attacks land. Less than half of Infernius's. Even if Fae is added in, it's still only 78.5, less than Infernius's. That's more than Trump and Tracy combined. And they have no ability to do the vast range of spells.
But that's not considering the change to attack rolls. Even though he's playing a magical class, and has also multiclassed into wilder, he has a higher Combined base attack than Trumpaladin, who does not have le ebin magic because he's a heavy fighter class. With a +12+7+2 base attack added to +14 strength that's +26+21+16 not even counting the magic sword bonus which I don't know the number of. Trumpaladin, even with Le ebin magic sword, and with the 20 strength I wanted and asked for, and with a heavy fighter class, can just barely equal that with +27+22+17+12 which again if all four attacks land would only deliver 52 damage with the strength I requested - which was denied - compared to Infernius's 83 or 78 without fire. But with only 14 or 20 strength, and because Infernius definitely has a magic sword, it's an even lower combined attack bonus.
>Enchantment bonuses don't stack
And Clerics are supposed to chose and prepare their spells at the beginning of the day. And players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties. And Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited set of spells to draw from, and a limited number of times they can teleport a day. And Thez apparently isn't supposed to airwalk anymore. AND PALADIN'S MOUNTS ARE SUPPOSED TO APPEAR IMMEDIATELY NEXT TO THE PALADIN THE TURN AFTER THEY ARE SUMMONED.
I did not ask for le ebin finger of death mask like Tracy's faggot nor did I receive le ebin arms, nor can my character teleport infinitely like Torcuil's. I asked for a small and I believe reasonable buff to a small number of statistics. I know I am not as likeable as Infernius whether in regards to either the character or to my general behavior. I know I cannot expect to be treated equally. I am not asking for equality. But why is the favoritism this gross and extreme?
With a +5 girdle of strength - those don't even exist in the 3.5 edition - he's able to round off an odd-numbered strength score, and stack that with a +12 - fucking +12! - epic item for a total strength of 38, or ability modifier of +14. Now I thought enchantment bonuses didn't stack? That's a figure that is almost three times as high as trumpaladin's even with a belt and with an ion stone stacked. If Trumapaladin only has a +2 ion stone, then Infernius's strength bonus is one fifth of Infernius's
A +14 strength bonus can be multiplied by 1.5 on a damage roll for +21 on damage per role. That's +63 across three attacks in a round, which combined with a statistical average of 5.5 from a 1d10 bastard sword is 78.5 if all three attacks land, plus fire damage is 1d3 on each hit for 83 total damage if all three attacks land. What I wanted for Trumpaladin, the equivalent of 20 strength - less than Infernius has without any enhancements at all - would place him at 52 damage if all four attacks landed. Equal to a cauchemar. And I'm playing as a heavy fighting class, not a magic casting class like Infernius. With no enchantments to Trumpaladin, he has 40 damage if all four attacks land. Less than half of Infernius's. Even if Fae is added in, it's still only 78.5, less than Infernius's. That's more than Trump and Tracy combined. And they have no ability to do the vast range of spells.
But that's not considering the change to attack rolls. Even though he's playing a magical class, and has also multiclassed into wilder, he has a higher Combined base attack than Trumpaladin, who does not have le ebin magic because he's a heavy fighter class. With a +12+7+2 base attack added to +14 strength that's +26+21+16 not even counting the magic sword bonus which I don't know the number of. Trumpaladin, even with Le ebin magic sword, and with the 20 strength I wanted and asked for, and with a heavy fighter class, can just barely equal that with +27+22+17+12 which again if all four attacks land would only deliver 52 damage with the strength I requested - which was denied - compared to Infernius's 83 or 78 without fire. But with only 14 or 20 strength, and because Infernius definitely has a magic sword, it's an even lower combined attack bonus.
>Enchantment bonuses don't stack
And Clerics are supposed to chose and prepare their spells at the beginning of the day. And players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties. And Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited set of spells to draw from, and a limited number of times they can teleport a day. And Thez apparently isn't supposed to airwalk anymore. AND PALADIN'S MOUNTS ARE SUPPOSED TO APPEAR IMMEDIATELY NEXT TO THE PALADIN THE TURN AFTER THEY ARE SUMMONED.
I did not ask for le ebin finger of death mask like Tracy's faggot nor did I receive le ebin arms, nor can my character teleport infinitely like Torcuil's. I asked for a small and I believe reasonable buff to a small number of statistics. I know I am not as likeable as Infernius whether in regards to either the character or to my general behavior. I know I cannot expect to be treated equally. I am not asking for equality. But why is the favoritism this gross and extreme?
>>44157
>where the hell does the +19 on the strength score come from?
Minotaurs have a +8 racial Str Modifier, on top of Monstrous Humanoid traits and a couple extraordinary abilities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
>players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties
That only applies to base classes, not prestige classes.
>where the hell does the +19 on the strength score come from?
Minotaurs have a +8 racial Str Modifier, on top of Monstrous Humanoid traits and a couple extraordinary abilities.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Minotaur
>players who are multi-classing are supposed to take experience penalties
That only applies to base classes, not prestige classes.
>>44157
Hey, don't drag me into this. I only teleport to travel during meta time.
>Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited...
I don't have things like +35 roll bonuses and shit unlike you guys, give me this
Hey, don't drag me into this. I only teleport to travel during meta time.
>Sorcerers are supposed to have a set and limited...
I don't have things like +35 roll bonuses and shit unlike you guys, give me this
>>44160
Wilder is not a prestige class
>minotaurs have a whatever bonus
GM said Infernius was a half-orc for racial purposes, and if yoy get that kind of base bonus then that is unfair haxx. Let me be a half-celestial if you're going to pull that bullshit
Wilder is not a prestige class
>minotaurs have a whatever bonus
GM said Infernius was a half-orc for racial purposes, and if yoy get that kind of base bonus then that is unfair haxx. Let me be a half-celestial if you're going to pull that bullshit
>>44164
Good point.
The XP system is kind of fugged though. Di you really want to quantify how much XP each and every skeleton whoever killed is worth?
Good point.
The XP system is kind of fugged though. Di you really want to quantify how much XP each and every skeleton whoever killed is worth?
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>>44170
If Tracy spends 2000 XP on a lvl 4 permanent Abjuration, would that send her back a level?
I want that Armor of Darkness.
If Tracy spends 2000 XP on a lvl 4 permanent Abjuration, would that send her back a level?
I want that Armor of Darkness.
>>44172
What Griffon?
>>44167
>Do you really want to quantify how much XP each and every skeleton whoever killed is worth?
My point was that if we are going to deviate from the rules in places where the rules are stupid, the "enchantment bonuses don't stack" rule is as good a rule to deviate from as "multi-classer's take penalties," especially since not allowing enchantment bonuses to stack would make spells like Bull's strength pointless once you already have a belt of strength or a cloak of charisma. After all, wouldn't you rather Tracy be able to take multiple enchantment bonuses?
Also,
>Math
Don't tempt me. I love the mathematized combat system, and I may start doing the same to xp if I can find a table
>>44176
Yes
What Griffon?
>>44167
>Do you really want to quantify how much XP each and every skeleton whoever killed is worth?
My point was that if we are going to deviate from the rules in places where the rules are stupid, the "enchantment bonuses don't stack" rule is as good a rule to deviate from as "multi-classer's take penalties," especially since not allowing enchantment bonuses to stack would make spells like Bull's strength pointless once you already have a belt of strength or a cloak of charisma. After all, wouldn't you rather Tracy be able to take multiple enchantment bonuses?
Also,
>Math
Don't tempt me. I love the mathematized combat system, and I may start doing the same to xp if I can find a table
>>44176
Yes
>>44181
What does it do though.
What does it do though.
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>>44180
lvl 4 Darkness domain abjuration: cloaks the wearer in a shadowy armor or dressing that gives them a deflection boost to AC. The shadows bend around the wearers body at will.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Armor_of_Darkness
lvl 4 Darkness domain abjuration: cloaks the wearer in a shadowy armor or dressing that gives them a deflection boost to AC. The shadows bend around the wearers body at will.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Armor_of_Darkness
>>44177
I never really ever get caught up in that much math, optimization or statistical stuff, desu. I just keep trying to get moar of whatever I can get and hope it helps me later on.
I never really ever get caught up in that much math, optimization or statistical stuff, desu. I just keep trying to get moar of whatever I can get and hope it helps me later on.
>>44188
>I just keep trying to get moar of whatever I can get
I've noticed. You ask for at least two new things every day. Actually being given things doesn't sate you or alter your pattern of asking for gibs either. Like the Zombies in Max brook's books
>I just keep trying to get moar of whatever I can get
I've noticed. You ask for at least two new things every day. Actually being given things doesn't sate you or alter your pattern of asking for gibs either. Like the Zombies in Max brook's books
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>>44198
I don't have anyone to murder or steal from, so I dig up everything I can possibly get right here.
>>44199
She'd greatly appreciate it.
Making it permanent would be another matter though, because we can't just make Torc pay the XP.
>>44201
Miracle can duplicate any spell of 7th level or lower. It's better than Wish in that regard.
I don't have anyone to murder or steal from, so I dig up everything I can possibly get right here.
>>44199
She'd greatly appreciate it.
Making it permanent would be another matter though, because we can't just make Torc pay the XP.
>>44201
Miracle can duplicate any spell of 7th level or lower. It's better than Wish in that regard.
>>44204
Only the uber-powerful affects cost XP, the spell-duplication doesn't.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Miracle
Only the uber-powerful affects cost XP, the spell-duplication doesn't.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Miracle
>>44204
Armor of darkness isn't an armor, it's a short lived defensive spell. Are you going to allow Dispel Evil or Death Ward or Holy Sword to be permanent enchantments as well, since they are almost perfectly equivalent 4th level abjuration spells?
Armor of darkness isn't an armor, it's a short lived defensive spell. Are you going to allow Dispel Evil or Death Ward or Holy Sword to be permanent enchantments as well, since they are almost perfectly equivalent 4th level abjuration spells?
>>44207
Holy Sword is a transmutation though, not an abjuration.
It's a great spell for a lvl 4 though, especially if you're not fortunate enough to have a magick weapon. I'm surprised you don't cast it more often.
>tfw no ebil equivalent
Holy Sword is a transmutation though, not an abjuration.
It's a great spell for a lvl 4 though, especially if you're not fortunate enough to have a magick weapon. I'm surprised you don't cast it more often.
>tfw no ebil equivalent
>>44209
I think there's a reason the original permanency list limited the number of possible spells to a small number. There is a never ending set of possible abjuration and what have you spells to make permanent.
I think there's a reason the original permanency list limited the number of possible spells to a small number. There is a never ending set of possible abjuration and what have you spells to make permanent.
>>44211
>There is a never ending set of possible abjuration and what have you spells to make permanent.
Just do it on a case-by-case basis then. I don't see why a campaign should only be limited to what the game makers decided on.
>There is a never ending set of possible abjuration and what have you spells to make permanent.
Just do it on a case-by-case basis then. I don't see why a campaign should only be limited to what the game makers decided on.
>>44211
I'm sure there was, but what fun would that be? I'm not going to let it just be cast and made permanent like that, anymore than Tracy can 'just' make a pair of Wolf boots.
I'm sure there was, but what fun would that be? I'm not going to let it just be cast and made permanent like that, anymore than Tracy can 'just' make a pair of Wolf boots.
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>>44215
You'll find a way, I have faith in you. But it would only be the first of God knows how many dozens of other permanency abjurations
You'll find a way, I have faith in you. But it would only be the first of God knows how many dozens of other permanency abjurations
>>44219
You won't abuse it, but... Uh... I don't know, wouldn't you rather have a different abjuration that isn't based on darkness?
You won't abuse it, but... Uh... I don't know, wouldn't you rather have a different abjuration that isn't based on darkness?
Its a really cool idea, but idk,... it would give Tracy auto-concealment, which means auto sneak attacks
Nevermind, it only conceals features (as with a cloak) but not their person (so no sneak attacks). I can tell its for higher-level campaigns because it caps out at 41st level. I'm gonna say as a quest-augment, I'll probably allow it.
>>44225
Now that is OP. It's a level 4 only relative to sorcerers, it's higher level for every other class
Now that is OP. It's a level 4 only relative to sorcerers, it's higher level for every other class
>>44226
Dude, why do you keep policing what everyone else wants instead of looking for stuff for yourself?
Dude, why do you keep policing what everyone else wants instead of looking for stuff for yourself?
>>44228
The shit I ask for gets denied anyways
As you said, (you) are a thief and will take everything, which you do, and you take it from us
The shit I ask for gets denied anyways
As you said, (you) are a thief and will take everything, which you do, and you take it from us
>>44229
>you take it from us
When was the last time she did that?
The most she's even taken recently was the Orb of Storms. You've had first pic out of most other things since then.
>you take it from us
When was the last time she did that?
The most she's even taken recently was the Orb of Storms. You've had first pic out of most other things since then.
>>44231
You've done it before. Besides, you've changed these threads into "GM can tracy craft x" rather than actual role play and encounters. Rather than trying to play home-shopping-network and just collect things for the sake of collecting things, or try to make characters perfectly invincible so there is either no challenge at all or too much challenge when we need to face invincible opponents, try to optimize, be practical, and above all be reasonable in items
You've done it before. Besides, you've changed these threads into "GM can tracy craft x" rather than actual role play and encounters. Rather than trying to play home-shopping-network and just collect things for the sake of collecting things, or try to make characters perfectly invincible so there is either no challenge at all or too much challenge when we need to face invincible opponents, try to optimize, be practical, and above all be reasonable in items
>>44232
>rather than actual role play and encounters
I've participated in almost every encounter, wtf?
>trying to play home-shopping-network
Eh, I guess that's not far from the truth...
I just like looting things and using cool doodads. That's why I picked Rogue.
>rather than actual role play and encounters
I've participated in almost every encounter, wtf?
>trying to play home-shopping-network
Eh, I guess that's not far from the truth...
I just like looting things and using cool doodads. That's why I picked Rogue.
>>44234
>I've participated in almost every encounter, wtf?
Yes, but the number of "GM can Tracy get x magical enchantment, craft y item, or get le ebin z super power item for free" posts in these threads outnumber the number of roleplay and encounter posts.
>I just like looting things and using cool doodads.
Okay, let's loot the Pyramid when we get the chance
>I've participated in almost every encounter, wtf?
Yes, but the number of "GM can Tracy get x magical enchantment, craft y item, or get le ebin z super power item for free" posts in these threads outnumber the number of roleplay and encounter posts.
>I just like looting things and using cool doodads.
Okay, let's loot the Pyramid when we get the chance
>>44235
>outnumber the number of roleplay and encounter posts
True, but that's just what I do while The Game isn't in session.
>outnumber the number of roleplay and encounter posts
True, but that's just what I do while The Game isn't in session.
>>44236
I mean, we play 2-3 days a week, the rest is just meta shitposting, so I guess the shitposting might be somewhat disproportionate..
I mean, we play 2-3 days a week, the rest is just meta shitposting, so I guess the shitposting might be somewhat disproportionate..
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I'll be away for the next hour
>tfw
>tfw
>>44236
I've noticed. But you still claim warehouses full of items from it, or forget about items. We all have items that we've recieved and forgotten about. I have abilities and items I forgot about, GM has forgotten about items, Torcuil has absolutely forgotten about items. It's barely about characters anymore, just items and abjurations and spells and haxx and so forth it feels like.
Remember when you killed three - three! - giants with nothing more than two daggers, a simple mud pony, a desire to stab and a waifu toss from an ally? That doesn't happen anymore. It's all "try to figure out x magical whatever/find the item we've got for this" and the creativity is lost. For example, balance, jumping, climbing, and swimming are all skills, even class skills, for many characters. Just figuring out how to cross a canyon can be a challenge - a fun challenge. Platform games like Uncharted are in substantial part about mundane and simple challenges like this. But when your character can just fly - and can only fly because begged for haxx - the fun of mundane challenges is gone.
I've noticed. But you still claim warehouses full of items from it, or forget about items. We all have items that we've recieved and forgotten about. I have abilities and items I forgot about, GM has forgotten about items, Torcuil has absolutely forgotten about items. It's barely about characters anymore, just items and abjurations and spells and haxx and so forth it feels like.
Remember when you killed three - three! - giants with nothing more than two daggers, a simple mud pony, a desire to stab and a waifu toss from an ally? That doesn't happen anymore. It's all "try to figure out x magical whatever/find the item we've got for this" and the creativity is lost. For example, balance, jumping, climbing, and swimming are all skills, even class skills, for many characters. Just figuring out how to cross a canyon can be a challenge - a fun challenge. Platform games like Uncharted are in substantial part about mundane and simple challenges like this. But when your character can just fly - and can only fly because begged for haxx - the fun of mundane challenges is gone.
>>44243
>or forget about items.
Which ones? I have a list of everything she's in possession of.
>creativity is lost
Good point...
Good times...
>or forget about items.
Which ones? I have a list of everything she's in possession of.
>creativity is lost
Good point...
Good times...
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>>44243
>mundane challenges
I still haven't picked a single lock or detected any deadly traps, now that I think of it.
>mundane challenges
I still haven't picked a single lock or detected any deadly traps, now that I think of it.
>>44245
>Which ones? I have a list of everything she's in possession of
I didn't accuse you of losing track of items. But I am absolutely certain that I have lost track, and Torcuil has lost track, and GM has lost track. And I know we have things we have never used
>All the characters can fly though
And... you've perfectly missed my point. There's almost an entire level in Uncharted 3 devoted to swimming through a ship-graveyard, and climbing through the wreckage of ruined oil tankers and container ships trying to find places to climb and jumping between steel beams, all the while being challenged and shot at by pirates. Thanks to the proliferation of haxx and items and spells, I will never have as much fun trying to do the same in this RPG as I could in that video game. But frankly, that was just an example. I could go down a long list of ways haxx kills fun.
Also, if my character has to hitch a ride in order to avoid falling to death, so can yours
>>44247
That's the spirit!
>Which ones? I have a list of everything she's in possession of
I didn't accuse you of losing track of items. But I am absolutely certain that I have lost track, and Torcuil has lost track, and GM has lost track. And I know we have things we have never used
>All the characters can fly though
And... you've perfectly missed my point. There's almost an entire level in Uncharted 3 devoted to swimming through a ship-graveyard, and climbing through the wreckage of ruined oil tankers and container ships trying to find places to climb and jumping between steel beams, all the while being challenged and shot at by pirates. Thanks to the proliferation of haxx and items and spells, I will never have as much fun trying to do the same in this RPG as I could in that video game. But frankly, that was just an example. I could go down a long list of ways haxx kills fun.
Also, if my character has to hitch a ride in order to avoid falling to death, so can yours
>>44247
That's the spirit!
>>44249
Again, my point is that the game is more fun as an action-adventure RPG than as a home-shopping net work game
Again, my point is that the game is more fun as an action-adventure RPG than as a home-shopping net work game
>>44253
I want to flank and lay of hands attack Hillary Clinton first though. But I'm sure she'll end up with them eventually. But I would like the charm and the cloak, for at least part time use. I really, really want the Epic Leadership feat, and the Great Smiting feat is a prerequisite for the Divine Emissary class. Both require 25 charisma, which my character is 7 points away from. Also I'm jealous of six gorrillion hit point sneak attack damage
I want to flank and lay of hands attack Hillary Clinton first though. But I'm sure she'll end up with them eventually. But I would like the charm and the cloak, for at least part time use. I really, really want the Epic Leadership feat, and the Great Smiting feat is a prerequisite for the Divine Emissary class. Both require 25 charisma, which my character is 7 points away from. Also I'm jealous of six gorrillion hit point sneak attack damage
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>>44254
>flank and lay of hands attack Hillary Clinton
You can move 30 ft in one round, can't you. Would be a great finisher thought. Would love to see it.
>Epic Leadership feat, and the Great Smiting feat is a prerequisite for the Divine Emissary class.
Yeah, I noticed 3.5e has a whole lot of impractical classes, monsters, items and ebin spells made for unbalanced campaigns of epic level. After looking at the books they came out of, I think they're mostly for experienced players and DMs who just make up their own rules so they can play legendary heroes.
>I'm jealous of six gorrillion hit point sneak attack damage
Walk the path of the Blackguard with me.
>flank and lay of hands attack Hillary Clinton
You can move 30 ft in one round, can't you. Would be a great finisher thought. Would love to see it.
>Epic Leadership feat, and the Great Smiting feat is a prerequisite for the Divine Emissary class.
Yeah, I noticed 3.5e has a whole lot of impractical classes, monsters, items and ebin spells made for unbalanced campaigns of epic level. After looking at the books they came out of, I think they're mostly for experienced players and DMs who just make up their own rules so they can play legendary heroes.
>I'm jealous of six gorrillion hit point sneak attack damage
Walk the path of the Blackguard with me.
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>>44254
>Great Smiting
Actually, I think you can bypass the prereq for that and select it as a bonus at lvl 24 Paladin or earlier with Blackguard.
>Great Smiting
Actually, I think you can bypass the prereq for that and select it as a bonus at lvl 24 Paladin or earlier with Blackguard.
>>44256
Start by getting to lvl 20, then become a statistical demigod (Demigod is actually stronger, maybe just an Abomination)
Start by getting to lvl 20, then become a statistical demigod (Demigod is actually stronger, maybe just an Abomination)
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>>44265
Yeah, there was a miscommunication there. The 'portal room' is the Dais (it used to be elsewhere in the tower)
Yeah, there was a miscommunication there. The 'portal room' is the Dais (it used to be elsewhere in the tower)
>>44266
I was busy the day that was explored, so I missed the session on it. I don't know anything about it except that it exists
I was busy the day that was explored, so I missed the session on it. I don't know anything about it except that it exists
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I hate how there's new shit every single day. Every single day. Go one day without stacking shit
>>44270
Even if no stream, I wouldn't permit entry to the Pyramid tonight. It can be opened, but not entered yet.
Even if no stream, I wouldn't permit entry to the Pyramid tonight. It can be opened, but not entered yet.
>>44292
Tracy's faggot wants to relentlessly, perpetually, and endlessly advance M.A. Larson wing giving, and I want to generally keep things as conservative as possible, or at least to advance in lock step. To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Tracy's faggot wants to relentlessly, perpetually, and endlessly advance M.A. Larson wing giving, and I want to generally keep things as conservative as possible, or at least to advance in lock step. To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
>>44294
>To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Are you really intending to be a stick in the mud until whoknowswhen?
>To that end, I object to everything, argue everything, and when I cannot win, make the cost of victory as high as possible
Are you really intending to be a stick in the mud until whoknowswhen?
>>44295
Until I believe there will be some sort of limit to the rate of change without needing to fight for it. But yes. It's the curse of the conservative
Until I believe there will be some sort of limit to the rate of change without needing to fight for it. But yes. It's the curse of the conservative
This is rather hilarious desu
Reeeee
I thought I had actually accomplished something. Then, no.
I thought I had actually accomplished something. Then, no.
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I made this meh shoop of Thez, but I guess it doesn't really look like her...I'm posting it anyway, because I don't feel like throwing it away.
I was just using it as a reference of what the girdle looked like.
I was just using it as a reference of what the girdle looked like.
>>44328
After hugging Torc, rendering them both stuck
"Damn it Snek"
Mr. Snek: tounge flick
Roll to untie: [1d20 = 6]
After hugging Torc, rendering them both stuck
"Damn it Snek"
Mr. Snek: tounge flick
Roll to untie: [1d20 = 6]
Praise Epona
>>44340
"It's not so sudden if it's routine...
I hope you can make up for that with intensity, if your up to the ~task." *winks*
*clenches down and bucks back*
"It's not so sudden if it's routine...
I hope you can make up for that with intensity, if your up to the ~task." *winks*
*clenches down and bucks back*
>>44350
Dude. Infernius is strong. So unless you're going to use your high level spells (which you have) you should probably cease
Dude. Infernius is strong. So unless you're going to use your high level spells (which you have) you should probably cease
>>44349
"Come on, ~Flashy. Give me the best you've goot."
*clenches diamond-cutting cunt and presses paladin back against the wall, looking back seductively*
"I want to see just what you have in you."
"Come on, ~Flashy. Give me the best you've goot."
*clenches diamond-cutting cunt and presses paladin back against the wall, looking back seductively*
"I want to see just what you have in you."
>>44352
>only just now making use of a horse's innate ability to exercise strong control over her vaginal mussels
Why you just now using this? It would have been so helpful in all the cauchemar sequences
ejaculates into pony, but only for the first of several times
"Oh yeah? You're in for it!"
*throws self on pony*
*punishes pony*
>>44357
I know right?
>only just now making use of a horse's innate ability to exercise strong control over her vaginal mussels
Why you just now using this? It would have been so helpful in all the cauchemar sequences
ejaculates into pony, but only for the first of several times
"Oh yeah? You're in for it!"
*throws self on pony*
*punishes pony*
>>44357
I know right?
>>44359
>Why you just now using this?
I thought it was a given, desu.
>31 Str vaginal muscles
Wait, doesn't she get a Str buff in that form from the Paladin's Mount class?
>Why you just now using this?
I thought it was a given, desu.
>31 Str vaginal muscles
Wait, doesn't she get a Str buff in that form from the Paladin's Mount class?
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>>44374
Damn it
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
Then Torc and Snek teleport away because I need sleep.
>>44375
>28 HP
>will save halves damage
>4 will
FUCK [1d20+4 = 23]
Damn it
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
Then Torc and Snek teleport away because I need sleep.
>>44375
>28 HP
>will save halves damage
>4 will
FUCK [1d20+4 = 23]
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>>44386
>Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare
She's stil pretty buff with it though.. and she has that buff all the time...
>Fae is the smaller dragonne base, while tracy is a way oversized nightmare
She's stil pretty buff with it though.. and she has that buff all the time...
>>44393
*relaxes into pony and... lets forth his held back love for her, into her*
*pets pony by ears*
*relaxes into pony and... lets forth his held back love for her, into her*
*pets pony by ears*
>>44389
>Bigger isn't necessarily better
Yeah, I agree on that. It can reduce mobility and access to smaller areas. Since Fae is outclassed in a large number of ways by Trachemar, I want to keep her at least as essentially a companion animal, and to do that well she needs to be small enough to take into a dungeon.
>got everything already
Well, when we negotiated for the mount we got some features and did not get others. For instance, Trachemar is a whole size category larger than a normal nightmare (which is already kind of OP for a mount) and that gives her 31 strength instead of 18, more constitution, better damage die, and so forth. But a lot of mount benefits were waved, like the +10 natural armor bonus which for some reason you didn't want very badly.
In pony form, Tracy keeps the Command ability and the empathic link, but I think that's all
>>44402
*gives last bit to pony*
*Is pleased*
"And you're a good girl to take it all without spilling a drop"
>Bigger isn't necessarily better
Yeah, I agree on that. It can reduce mobility and access to smaller areas. Since Fae is outclassed in a large number of ways by Trachemar, I want to keep her at least as essentially a companion animal, and to do that well she needs to be small enough to take into a dungeon.
>got everything already
Well, when we negotiated for the mount we got some features and did not get others. For instance, Trachemar is a whole size category larger than a normal nightmare (which is already kind of OP for a mount) and that gives her 31 strength instead of 18, more constitution, better damage die, and so forth. But a lot of mount benefits were waved, like the +10 natural armor bonus which for some reason you didn't want very badly.
In pony form, Tracy keeps the Command ability and the empathic link, but I think that's all
>>44402
*gives last bit to pony*
*Is pleased*
"And you're a good girl to take it all without spilling a drop"
>>44406
I was under the impression that she got everything from the class in both forms, and being ridden just gave her the Str and Con that her incomplete transformation lacks.
>Without spilling a drop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
I was under the impression that she got everything from the class in both forms, and being ridden just gave her the Str and Con that her incomplete transformation lacks.
>Without spilling a drop
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
>>44411
>No
I was almost sure she got everything but the Str boost (fine without it anyway; it's just muscle juice). I've been running her under the assumption that she had the evasion and the natural armor (grateful for that, fug dex penalties).
>No
I was almost sure she got everything but the Str boost (fine without it anyway; it's just muscle juice). I've been running her under the assumption that she had the evasion and the natural armor (grateful for that, fug dex penalties).
Shoot, imagine if she got to ebin level and became a Guardian Paramount: she'd make her rider virtually invincible.
>>44416
True.
>>44416
True.
>>44414
>Gaining improved evasion feat without selecting it as one of the Rogue's bonus specials
sure
>the ebin +10 natural armor, which stacks with everything and doesn't have any cost to it
I'd be a lot more sympathetic to that if you weren't constantly pushing for abjurations and all sorts of other haxx. No.
>Gaining improved evasion feat without selecting it as one of the Rogue's bonus specials
sure
>the ebin +10 natural armor, which stacks with everything and doesn't have any cost to it
I'd be a lot more sympathetic to that if you weren't constantly pushing for abjurations and all sorts of other haxx. No.
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>>44418
Fae gets the armor bonus, and she even has PC class levels in Cleric now.
I would've had her using a shield and wearing armor if not for that.
Tracy Cage is a Mount too, after all: she's supposed to be of equal cohort status (except that she's ridden moar often).
Fae gets the armor bonus, and she even has PC class levels in Cleric now.
I would've had her using a shield and wearing armor if not for that.
Tracy Cage is a Mount too, after all: she's supposed to be of equal cohort status (except that she's ridden moar often).
>>44419
Trachemar's base is a Cauchemar. That's a CR11, whereas a dragonne is a CR7. So there's a difference. Trachemar has:
More speed and manueverability, especially flying (100 versus 40)
Ethereal Jaunt
Smoke Screen
Fire
Higher damage (52 versus 38.5)
Very similar combined attack bonuses
Similar Armor class (26 versus 28)
For once, just once be understanding of the fact that you have been given much and stop demanding more like an ingrate
Trachemar's base is a Cauchemar. That's a CR11, whereas a dragonne is a CR7. So there's a difference. Trachemar has:
More speed and manueverability, especially flying (100 versus 40)
Ethereal Jaunt
Smoke Screen
Fire
Higher damage (52 versus 38.5)
Very similar combined attack bonuses
Similar Armor class (26 versus 28)
For once, just once be understanding of the fact that you have been given much and stop demanding more like an ingrate
>>44419
What I wanted to do was to give the Tracy mount a Nightmare base, but to add all the Paladin's mount class bonuses. But you wanted full cauchemar instead with nerfed mount bonuses
What I wanted to do was to give the Tracy mount a Nightmare base, but to add all the Paladin's mount class bonuses. But you wanted full cauchemar instead with nerfed mount bonuses
>>44420
[sad pony noises]
".. I just don't want anything to happen to our foal when I have to fight.. I don't want to end up like Lauren..."
[sad pony noises]
".. I just don't want anything to happen to our foal when I have to fight.. I don't want to end up like Lauren..."
>>44425
"It's scary.. knowing I have to fight with something so precious inside of me, even when I'm fighting to protect the future of our foal and you.. in a few months, I won't be able to move like a used to either.. if anything ever once happened to our foal, even to the slightest degree, I... I.. *voice cracks* ..I wouldn't ever be able to look at myself in a mirror again.."
*Grasps leg desperately*
"Football will protect us now, won't it?"
"It's scary.. knowing I have to fight with something so precious inside of me, even when I'm fighting to protect the future of our foal and you.. in a few months, I won't be able to move like a used to either.. if anything ever once happened to our foal, even to the slightest degree, I... I.. *voice cracks* ..I wouldn't ever be able to look at myself in a mirror again.."
*Grasps leg desperately*
"Football will protect us now, won't it?"
>>44426
"Awww...."
*bends down to hug pony*
"don't worry, Football will protect you. Elway won't let anything happen to you. Fae said our foal has a big roll to play in the future.
You're stronger when you're bigger. At least I think you are. Better able to take a hit. You'll be fine, though we may have to be more clever if we meet anything bigger.
It wouldn't hurt to get some barding though"
*hugs pony*
"Awww...."
*bends down to hug pony*
"don't worry, Football will protect you. Elway won't let anything happen to you. Fae said our foal has a big roll to play in the future.
You're stronger when you're bigger. At least I think you are. Better able to take a hit. You'll be fine, though we may have to be more clever if we meet anything bigger.
It wouldn't hurt to get some barding though"
*hugs pony*
>>44429
"C-can you feel it..?" She asks, her voice heavy with worry and doubt
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
"C-can you feel it..?" She asks, her voice heavy with worry and doubt
"Can you feel our foal, Flashy?"
>>44431
*Shudders*
"I am worried... I'm just a pastel pony after all, and there's a whole world out there.. a stray arrow, a falling rock, a natural 1.. anything could happen that could put our family in jeopardy.. I've never cared about my own safety before, but I'm worried..! I'm worried that I might mess up and never get to see our foal.."
*Shudders*
"I am worried... I'm just a pastel pony after all, and there's a whole world out there.. a stray arrow, a falling rock, a natural 1.. anything could happen that could put our family in jeopardy.. I've never cared about my own safety before, but I'm worried..! I'm worried that I might mess up and never get to see our foal.."
>>44432
"Don't worry little pony, I am here for you. I'll protect you. You're bigger now. Stronger. Better equipped. We can weather any danger. Except a natural 1 on a saving throw against a lich. Then you're doomed no matter what."
*rubs self on pony face*
"It'll be okay. I'll protect you. Protecting things is my natural talent"
*rubs face on pony belly*
"And I have more reason than ever now to protect you"
"Don't worry little pony, I am here for you. I'll protect you. You're bigger now. Stronger. Better equipped. We can weather any danger. Except a natural 1 on a saving throw against a lich. Then you're doomed no matter what."
*rubs self on pony face*
"It'll be okay. I'll protect you. Protecting things is my natural talent"
*rubs face on pony belly*
"And I have more reason than ever now to protect you"
>>44433
"... I wanted to protect you, Flashy.. I'm not used to needing protection myself....
*Sniffles a bit*
"I really do love you, Flashy. I wish I knew how to show it better somehow..."
"... I wanted to protect you, Flashy.. I'm not used to needing protection myself....
*Sniffles a bit*
"I really do love you, Flashy. I wish I knew how to show it better somehow..."
*faggot passes out*
I'm going to ask politely, done ruin the 44444 GET with that dragon thing. Do football or something else checkable.
Sorry about the stream last night, my internet went down for over an hour so I passed out
>>44438
That's alright.My video wasn't working anyway, so I guess I can't speak for the group though.
That's alright.My video wasn't working anyway, so I guess I can't speak for the group though.
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>>44419
>>44420
Tbh, now that I think of it, I guess have been bullshitting Tracy's incomplete monstrous shape quite a bit. When she got it, it was said that she was only supposed to be able to use it by herself for a limited time and duration each day, and that it was supposed to come with an exhaustion recoil like a Barbarian's Rage; I've been having her use it whenever without consequences though. She was only supposed to be able to transform when angry or otherwise riled-up, but I've been having her transform whenever because I could get away with it. That time when I had her walking up the mountain to get to to the Roc nest instead of flying was really the last time I ever thought of her ability to be limited.
For the sake of rules 'n shit, it probably should come at the same usage/duration limitations as Rage. Just set the Barbarian level equal to her Blackguard level for how often it can be used (1/day atm).
Besides, i think anger-activation and exhaustion are better for roleplaying purposes. I'll RP be sure to RP her getting pissed-off to power-up from now on.
I still want those Paladin's Mount Buffs though, or at least just the Natural Armor.
>>44420
Tbh, now that I think of it, I guess have been bullshitting Tracy's incomplete monstrous shape quite a bit. When she got it, it was said that she was only supposed to be able to use it by herself for a limited time and duration each day, and that it was supposed to come with an exhaustion recoil like a Barbarian's Rage; I've been having her use it whenever without consequences though. She was only supposed to be able to transform when angry or otherwise riled-up, but I've been having her transform whenever because I could get away with it. That time when I had her walking up the mountain to get to to the Roc nest instead of flying was really the last time I ever thought of her ability to be limited.
For the sake of rules 'n shit, it probably should come at the same usage/duration limitations as Rage. Just set the Barbarian level equal to her Blackguard level for how often it can be used (1/day atm).
Besides, i think anger-activation and exhaustion are better for roleplaying purposes. I'll RP be sure to RP her getting pissed-off to power-up from now on.
I still want those Paladin's Mount Buffs though, or at least just the Natural Armor.
Praise be to Football, the Denver Broncos, and American
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>>44451
>using quids to claim
I refrained from doing that because Tracy's faggot asked me to not use it in that way, but rather to post something checkable
>using quids to claim
I refrained from doing that because Tracy's faggot asked me to not use it in that way, but rather to post something checkable
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>>44457
No he asked you to personally, because for some reason you don't value your relationship with your waifu.
No he asked you to personally, because for some reason you don't value your relationship with your waifu.
>>44459
No no it was, it was because of "claiming dragon as waifu." When you already have a waifu. A lion(that performs felato on you) and 2 side bitches.
No no it was, it was because of "claiming dragon as waifu." When you already have a waifu. A lion(that performs felato on you) and 2 side bitches.
>>44446
Yeah, I'm not completely sure. I was pretty drunk. Still, even though openly declaring an intention to overhaul the story, I hope Anon comes back. I don't think he liked having to actually participate for a week before getting a chance to nuke shit tho.
Yeah, I'm not completely sure. I was pretty drunk. Still, even though openly declaring an intention to overhaul the story, I hope Anon comes back. I don't think he liked having to actually participate for a week before getting a chance to nuke shit tho.
>>44454
Tbh, I was readying a big surprise for the board/site, but it got delayed and I got distracted preparing it.
Until next time then.
Tbh, I was readying a big surprise for the board/site, but it got delayed and I got distracted preparing it.
Until next time then.
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>>44466
I made this bleaching for Thez though.
It doesn't have the hairstyle or expression I imagine her to have, but I was just killing time by trying to get a pic that illustrated her skin complexion i envisioned.
Is this accurate in that regard?
I made this bleaching for Thez though.
It doesn't have the hairstyle or expression I imagine her to have, but I was just killing time by trying to get a pic that illustrated her skin complexion i envisioned.
Is this accurate in that regard?
>>44467
It would depend on alot of factors. His wording would be relevant, the dice of course, the context,... its hard to say.
>>44469
That's certainly not her default expression, but its not unknown for her to show it. That aside, the complexion is good and the hair needs a little bit of blue tone but otherwise spot on.
It would depend on alot of factors. His wording would be relevant, the dice of course, the context,... its hard to say.
>>44469
That's certainly not her default expression, but its not unknown for her to show it. That aside, the complexion is good and the hair needs a little bit of blue tone but otherwise spot on.
>>44471
>hair needs a little bit of blue tone
Interesting.
Is it that her hair is somewhat purplish, or that she has strands of blue in her hair?
>hair needs a little bit of blue tone
Interesting.
Is it that her hair is somewhat purplish, or that she has strands of blue in her hair?
>>44460
No, he took issue with using digits in claiming a dragon pony cohort, never mind a waifu
>lion that performs felatio
That only happened that one time because a trolling mod god coerced it
>two side bitches
Neither of them have ever been penetrated, except one of them with a sword
No, he took issue with using digits in claiming a dragon pony cohort, never mind a waifu
>lion that performs felatio
That only happened that one time because a trolling mod god coerced it
>two side bitches
Neither of them have ever been penetrated, except one of them with a sword
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>>44472
This is the pic I chose to depict the shade autistic, I know based off an extensive list of hair-color shades. The only real significance to the hair-color is that it was inherited from her father, who was supposed to be sterile when she was conceived, and inescapable evidence of her parentage.
This is the pic I chose to depict the shade autistic, I know based off an extensive list of hair-color shades. The only real significance to the hair-color is that it was inherited from her father, who was supposed to be sterile when she was conceived, and inescapable evidence of her parentage.
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>>44472
I noticed that Artists really like to mess with the skin complexion of elves, particularly gray elves and drow, who are drawn almost the same way that you can't tell the difference. I think the reason to that is because nobody really knows how to handle drawing Drow. They're described as incredibly dark, almost jet black; I think the only real reason people draw them as any color other than black (maroon, blue, gray, etc) is because jet black skin is a pain and a half to draw because of shading.
That aside, looked at pics of wood elves and Duegars and figured (in my mind) that she wouldn't look so much as slate-colored, but just "colorless", which is wy I did those shoops by desaturating wood-elves, who are rather pale.
>>44475
Interesting.
I figured she'd have the standard wood elf hair, which artists usually depict as a human-like red/orange. This color seems to hammer in the nail that she's non-human though, with the purplish hue.
If it wasn't obvious, I took pretty big interest in researching how races are depicted in art vs the books they're described in.
I noticed that Artists really like to mess with the skin complexion of elves, particularly gray elves and drow, who are drawn almost the same way that you can't tell the difference. I think the reason to that is because nobody really knows how to handle drawing Drow. They're described as incredibly dark, almost jet black; I think the only real reason people draw them as any color other than black (maroon, blue, gray, etc) is because jet black skin is a pain and a half to draw because of shading.
That aside, looked at pics of wood elves and Duegars and figured (in my mind) that she wouldn't look so much as slate-colored, but just "colorless", which is wy I did those shoops by desaturating wood-elves, who are rather pale.
>>44475
Interesting.
I figured she'd have the standard wood elf hair, which artists usually depict as a human-like red/orange. This color seems to hammer in the nail that she's non-human though, with the purplish hue.
If it wasn't obvious, I took pretty big interest in researching how races are depicted in art vs the books they're described in.
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>>44482
>elves notice these things
Tbh, it probably wouldn't be so hard for them.
Noobs have me have trouble because their imaginary, but an actual elf would probably be able to tell as easily as hoo-mans do when they see an elf of a different race by their hair/skin color.
>she's not wholly gray-elven
Was her father a gray elf or a wood elf?
I only assumed Wood-elf because of the red hair.
>elves notice these things
Tbh, it probably wouldn't be so hard for them.
Noobs have me have trouble because their imaginary, but an actual elf would probably be able to tell as easily as hoo-mans do when they see an elf of a different race by their hair/skin color.
>she's not wholly gray-elven
Was her father a gray elf or a wood elf?
I only assumed Wood-elf because of the red hair.
>>44486
Her father was a gray dwarf actually. Her mother was brash and foolish gray-elven princess, and got herself kidnapped and sold as a slave to her father who was a Gray-dwarven king. The king was supposed to be infertile, until the slave-princess became pregnant. She'd been passed around and "utilized" by a number of the dwarven aristocracy, but the only dwarf in the whole kingdom that had that hair was the king.
Her father was a gray dwarf actually. Her mother was brash and foolish gray-elven princess, and got herself kidnapped and sold as a slave to her father who was a Gray-dwarven king. The king was supposed to be infertile, until the slave-princess became pregnant. She'd been passed around and "utilized" by a number of the dwarven aristocracy, but the only dwarf in the whole kingdom that had that hair was the king.
>>44491
>crack it open
I was hoping/intending to get to that
>hammered
Its not dangerous (usually), but it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk.
>crack it open
I was hoping/intending to get to that
>hammered
Its not dangerous (usually), but it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk.
>>44492
>it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk
Understandable. It sounds pretty dark.
>it is a character element that she doesn't talk about her past unless she's drunk
Understandable. It sounds pretty dark.
>>44493
Its not so much that its dark (it is tho), its that if she starts, she ends up ranting and raving about politics and authoritarianism and all sorts of other stuff.
Its not so much that its dark (it is tho), its that if she starts, she ends up ranting and raving about politics and authoritarianism and all sorts of other stuff.
I actually rather like telling the story; it took alot of creativity over a long timeframe to develop and flesh out the story and I'm quite pleased with the development and transition of it all, but yeah the only way she'd tell it is if she was pissed.
*leaves several containers of pure, flouride-free grain alcohol next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
*leaves several six packs of Budweiser beer next to Thez, with Broncos Koozies*
*For good measure, leaves two bottles of Jack Daniels next to Thez*
>>44496
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>shifting sounds as these objects are innocuously pushed toward her. Thez glares at GM. "Just what are you getting me into here?"
>>44492
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>hoping/intending to get to that
Do you mean before the weekend, or will it just be the first step of the next session?
>>44498
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
I meant to say "tonight", for exactly the expressed reason (smooth transition into murdering shit)
No murder and shit tonight. I'm in town about to see a movie with a friend
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>Thez is pregnant
Oh yeah, I forgot about that
But please refrain Tracy's faggot from forcibly advancing the plot or asking for more gibs
>>44502
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
She's only a couple months so far
>refrain
Oh, cuz there haven't been a dozen or so times where I've come back and found the players way the fuck off in left field cuz lulz?
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>>44508
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
That's my point. I don't have to worry about an army of vampires having a door to attack the port of missing out on xp while I'm driving, when those events occur or not
>>44510
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
>missing out on xp
You won't miss out on XP.
Besides personally, violently killing things isn't the only way to get XP; you can get it through roleplaying. XP hasn't been so tediously counted in this campaign anyway, so don't sweat over your kill-count.
>missing out
Even if it were counted that way, I'm sure there's more than enough skeletons to go around regardless of when you can attend.
I guess I could just ban Tracy's faggot after the fact if necessary
>>44518
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
Btw, don't bast the doors open, blast a hole in the walls.
I guess I'll have Tracy size-up the place, and listen to see where there seems to be the most hollow space behind the walls.
How? By banging the surface with a hammer and listing for the area the vibrations are the quickest and highest pitch?
>>44521
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
I thought trolling you about having insane corpses was sufficient.
ahem
Try it, see what happens
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>>44524
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
*empties a chikun gland into a beaker and prepares potion with by distilling poison compounds, using strong alcohol as a medium (to preserve and enhance strength)*
*summons fiendish dire rat*
*pricks with insanity-needle*
*stands back*
>>44527
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
*goes into woods*
*catches back bunny or whateverthefuck*
*resumes animal testing*
>limited in its scope/efficacy.
Yeah.. it takes time, and privacy to enjoy properly.
>tfw >rape-dungeon is kill
>>44528
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
Its not kill, its just 'less organized'.
>catches bunnies to see if insanity serum will work
>cuz the bunnies won't be freaked the fuck out by being captured by crazy hoers
While Tracy is busy testing cosmetics, Trumpaladin summons the generals and Slovenia to do the aforementioned testing of the pyramid structure by shooting it with trebuchet and cannon, giving the adorable artillery mate hugs at appropriate intervals
>>44531
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
Wouldn't it be better to tap it up close and listen though?
Also, do I roll Listen or Search to hear where the hollow cavities are?
>>44535
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>are you doing this while the trebuchet and cannons are doing their thing?
She'd wait for them to stop first.
>>44534
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>cause damage
Never the intent. Now where on the structure is the vibration highest pitched?
>>44532
>"sweetie, could you be a dear and redirect some of the 24 pirates we killed on the airship and ask them questions? Use the stack of calm emotions scrolls if necessary"
>>44533
Artillery us more awesone
>>44538
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>inb4 the party starts printing calm emotions scrolls like toilet paper
What is the method of sound detection? Is someone standing next to the pyramid with a gauge?
>>44541
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
also, There's a +15 modifier to the DC to Listen through walls, and +1 for every 10 ft of distance.
I think it'd be better to be up close.
>>44540
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
I had him print out some scrolls a long time ago for use on Korak's pirates. One was used of Felicia.
>how to listen
I'm sure the sound is loud. Now if only I had something like a magic beast with many ranks in "listen," who has a racial bonus on listen checks. Surely she could stand on the end of pier next to the pyramid and listen. Possibke even fly near, or get near enough to listen by stating next to the surface but far enough away to not get shot. Oh wait
>>44542
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44543
I was about to say "shitposting aside", but w/e.
While the method of detection is not the best, Tracy is able to determine that while the trebuchet can't damage the surface of the pyramid, there is decidedly more resonance the further down it is struck, with the most resonance along the water-line.
>>44544
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
Tracy continues to tap all around the Temple, so the enemy doesn't know where the party has decided to enter.
>>44546
Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
Whoever. Tracy seems actively interested in finding the spot, as is Fae. So they both do. The interior of the pyramid is indeterminable, but the clear choice for an entry point would be along the perimeter that is adjacent to the water-line
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Boop
>>44572
>He was asking for a paladin's mount
No he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
>He was asking for a paladin's mount
No he wasn't. He said "pet cat".
How would you quantify a "paladin's mount" for a non-paladin?
Normally when you give someone a "warning", you explain to them what your problem is.
Alright. So Trump is working with a crew - including Tracy - who have collectively determined a relative 'starting' point for breaking into the pyramid. Thez is helping herself to booz, Infernius appears to be romanticizing about having a cat THERE ARE NO KITTENS echoes in his head, while Torcuil is uh,....
>>44583
Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize while they monitor their facebook n shit
Technically it was a shitpost, but it was also a reminder to not be all digitally-fixated. I can't stand it when ppl want to interact, only to come over and socialize while they monitor their facebook n shit
>>44585
After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
After feeding her birds, Tracy goes up to the ship to tell Torc to bring the ship down closer to the docks to crack the temple open.
Can we not advance things too far right now? I'm busy and so is Infernius
>>44589
We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
We're only preparing shit so we won't have to spend hours "getting ready" in session.
Relax, nothing important will happen to advance the plot while your gone.
Does the party have a plan for how they're going to make the crawl?
>>44592
Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Whsat I meant was "what does everybody intend to do once we crack this thing open?"
It's obvious that stealth would be compromised, but having everybody charge in so they can all die at once in a trap wouldn't be the best either.
Ban Tracy's faggot so I have enough time to at least get home and to a computer. That's my plan
"Um... If these wants to tell a story I can read when I get home that's good. I just don't want the initial burst in to happen before then"
>>44601
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Well as far as I know, the only things to occur tonight will be:
1. Cracking the egg (pyramid)
2. Storytime, but only if anons behave themselves. Otherwise Thez will cast fist.
Other developmental stuff is welcome to occur, but that's the only elements I am currently planning on addressing.
>Torc gives Mr. Snek a pistol and holster
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>Enchant him with crazy high defense
>Torc learns to use Mr. Snek as a mount
>Snake Tank
>>44605
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
Thez is currently mutter to herself about heavily entrenched dominance hierarchies and the inevitable sycophancy of those lower on the hierarchy. Infernius is presumably nearby trying to impress on her the importance of being sober during a pregnancy.
>>44606
I haven't done anything with it, but I snagged this one tks Infernius' faggot for just that reason
>>44607
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
Desu, enlarge is one of the spells I would neglect to allow to be made permanent
>>44608
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>Thez
"You okay?"
>snek
I fucking love that pic, I have it saved too
>>44607
Fucking hell, Snek is already 25 feet long
>>44613
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
>>44615
>tfw every time posts start getting deleted or a link to test is posted, I check the banlist
>>44612
"Oh I'm FINE. What's NOT okay is the state of established societies and communities and how they interact with one another. On the surface its all diplomatic niceties, but its REALLY a bunch of rationalized cannibalism!"
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>>44612
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
It looks like animals can't be enlarged the same way PCs can. Snek is already technically more than large enough.
Can a Snek be used as a mount? I don't see any rule against it. You'd probably need an exotic saddle and some ranks in Ride to do it properly though.
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Active bans always show on the ban list, as do expired bans that have not been seen.. ALWAYS. Warnings, expired bans that have been seen, repealed bans, and bans that are imagined and never existed in the first place NEVER show
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>>44623
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
Picture guy on a snek
"And its no wonder either! You've got these varying groups and factions, all trying to maintain/improve their position but generally - in public - all nice and pretty to one another,...."
>>44624
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
25 str is sufficient. 266lbs is a 'light load' for a 25 str, which Torcuil is nowhere near soaking wet.
Alright, I am now home and at my laptop, and hav the time and ability to read and respond to posts
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44602
"Now I have time for your bullshit. What do you want?"
>>44631
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
Could it be done so Torc is crouching on Sneks back directing him with a bit and reigns?
"Listen, it's not the topic, its the fact that you just sprung it on me when I walked in
>>44632
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
>snek-boarding
That's kind of what I had in mind. Rather than a saddle or over-done harness, it would be a simple set of grippy-pads allowing Torcuil to 'surf' (board, w/e) on Snek (but not 'ride' in a traditional sense).
"Oh. WELL! Look who's Mr. Safespace all of a sudden!
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>>44644
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
No, I just thought you were expressing regret or melancholy over the progression of events. I hadn't planned on sidelining Troll, but by ur post I was starting to reconsider.
>>44654
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
Trumpaladin's faggot just shipped them because he actually wanted her for himself, and was irked by Torc not using her the way he would've tried to.
>>44659
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
The most notable thing she really did was >rape Torc and earn a vendetta from Tracy
There's not much to miss, desu. We have a Cleric.
>>44659
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>PCs carting around magical wheelbarrows of stuff that they forget they have and never use
>Trollestia could have done more
e_e
>>44663
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
I was going to have Tracy take Slovenia to the Tower the next chance I got, although I hadn't realized how much time had actually progressed in Game..
>ride her
Anon...
>>44664
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>Tracy wasn't keeping her hostage in a secret location in the woods
*cough* bullshit *cough*
>Anon...
Wouldn't you want to ride her too? She was a very fine mare
>>44667
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>Wouldn't you want to ride her too?
If I already had a buffed mount, unironically no.
>Hostage
You have to be able to keep track of someone to keep them hostage...
Also, did you think I was just going to leave her in the grove forever?
>>44669
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>I bet you would.
I'd totally want a nightmare in my run if I ever had to. They're my favorite monsters. Like draft horses from Hades.
>>44669
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
She's pretty sloshed
Fun fact, tulpas can be utilized in such a capacity as to divvy up and "appoint" degrees of intoxication so that the principle can operate suitably and effectively while the tulpa is fuggin' smashed
"Rambling? Was I rambling? I was having a conversation with,... who was I talking to? Anyway, the shits all fucked up, and its fucked up cuz everyone keeps trying to make the situation better for themselves but "oops, not for anyone else"."
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>>44674
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"It depends on the degree of "for themselves" and "others", especially as pertains to 'consequences'. Say you've got a group of,... I don't know,... Gully Dwarves. The Gully Dwarves find themselves a new shiny thing, and the new shiny thing causes acclaim and celebration amongst the dwarves. But let's suggest,... just for sake of argument,... that the shiny thing results in unintended consequences and considerations that the dwarves never anticipated, but are forced to deal with?"
"Do the Gully Dwarves deal with the consequences of their actions - both in producing/procuring the 'shiny thing' and its aftermath - or do they modify their structure so that the shiny thing which - entirely outside the will of the shiny thing, cuz when do shiny things have wills and interests she says dryly - bears both the consequence of being administered in the environment, AND the consequences of it?" she says, her drink hand teetering a bit.
>>44678
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
"Plans!" she smacks the table. "Plans! Thats a funny one." takes another swig.
"There is no 'plan' that one can engage or apply when one is the unintended consequence of the shiny thing!"
>>44679
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
*reaching up and petting horsey pony*
"I can't say I know much about either gully dwarves or the particular shiny thing in question"
>>44688
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
"No! I'm talking about a foolish, elitist, nihilistic little girl running off and getting herself bagged and shagged by all kinds of,... well who fucking knows, and then spitting out a child who has nothing to do with the circumstances they find themselves in, but unable to abrogate her circumstances cuz muh parents!" she finishes her drink with this statement, slamming the glass back down on the table.
>>44697
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
*Smiles and nods, sleepy-eyed*
*Gestures to keep rubbing*
"You've gotten good at this, ~Flashy."
>>44699
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
"... ~Hmmmm... I don't know; you tell us.. ~hmmm.. I assume they would've fought over it... If they hadn't come to an.. agreement ~hmmm.."
".. lot's of stabbing..?"
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>>44705
>At the bottom of the internet
I love that meme.
*Lays on back*
"..~hmmm.. do my belly and shoulders.. ~hmmm.. and my udders have been a little sore too recently.."
>At the bottom of the internet
I love that meme.
*Lays on back*
"..~hmmm.. do my belly and shoulders.. ~hmmm.. and my udders have been a little sore too recently.."
>>44712
Yeah, I know that part of it, but I've deliberately avoided the part where her reproductive tract got thoroughly wrecked (nigged, if I'm not mistaken) and so on so forth.
Yeah, I know that part of it, but I've deliberately avoided the part where her reproductive tract got thoroughly wrecked (nigged, if I'm not mistaken) and so on so forth.
Thez begins - and I'm doing this not in first person for several reasons - describing the life and times of Orchidea de Fatima. And if you find yourself wondering "Isn't,..." the question may well be yes.
Orchidea was a princess of a remote Gray-Elven Enclave-kingdom. They were more a "large house" in traditional/conventional terms, but grey elves are all about their aristocracy,....
Orchidea was a princess of a remote Gray-Elven Enclave-kingdom. They were more a "large house" in traditional/conventional terms, but grey elves are all about their aristocracy,....
>>44713
Idk if it's really that specific, since she's a meme-OC. She is the Element of Unoriginaity after all.
I'll dig some shit up from W00t's old collection tomorrow when I can find the strength to use my laptop instead of just phone posting from bed.
Idk if it's really that specific, since she's a meme-OC. She is the Element of Unoriginaity after all.
I'll dig some shit up from W00t's old collection tomorrow when I can find the strength to use my laptop instead of just phone posting from bed.
At some point along their geo-political situation, the Fatima clan found themselves at odds with a tribe of Hobgoblins. This war was entirely inconsequential to Thez' story except that at one point during the war the least-princess decided (most foolishly) to lead a scouting party against their enemies.
>>44717
Oh FFS, what's the difference between a green-text and a "story"?
>>44717
Oh FFS, what's the difference between a green-text and a "story"?
NOT the first time someone has said "greentext it" @ me
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>>44721
"Oh fine, I'll green-text when I get to that point!"
Thez continues the story.
So Orchidea was a damn fool. That she was such a fool can be attributed to the dominance hierarchy she developed in, which conditioned her to perceive herself as beyond consequence or reproach. Whatever the case, she felt that she and her three-person honor guard would be sufficient to mete the adversaries they might find on their scouting venture.
"Oh fine, I'll green-text when I get to that point!"
Thez continues the story.
So Orchidea was a damn fool. That she was such a fool can be attributed to the dominance hierarchy she developed in, which conditioned her to perceive herself as beyond consequence or reproach. Whatever the case, she felt that she and her three-person honor guard would be sufficient to mete the adversaries they might find on their scouting venture.
>>44723
You'll probably get something nice after the crawl.
Also, belly-rubbing is a dex-based check.
*Stares demandingly, waiting for moar wubz*
You'll probably get something nice after the crawl.
Also, belly-rubbing is a dex-based check.
*Stares demandingly, waiting for moar wubz*
So Orchidea, in her hubris, found her guard slaughtered and herself bound and,... lots of lewd. I'm not kidding, its super lewd. Long story short, she got traded with the Gray Dwarves for superior equipment.
>>44728
>she got traded with the Gray Dwarves for superior equipment
Gib details on slave-trading swag.
>she got traded with the Gray Dwarves for superior equipment
Gib details on slave-trading swag.
Upon being traded to the Gray Dwarves, she naturally was given first to the king. King Ughardt Korragar of the Gray Dwarves had already well outlived his time, but was kept alive by a particular ring, one that regenerated and maintained his vitality.
>>44730
Rly?
Anyway, he had lived almost two lifetimes, and yet while all the Gray Dwarves around him sported grey or black-hair, he maintained and never lost the lustrous maroon hue that had come to be recognized as sign of his rule and his legitimacy. Generations (as humans count them) passed, without a single heir apparent, until that elven wench was brought to him.
>>44730
Rly?
Anyway, he had lived almost two lifetimes, and yet while all the Gray Dwarves around him sported grey or black-hair, he maintained and never lost the lustrous maroon hue that had come to be recognized as sign of his rule and his legitimacy. Generations (as humans count them) passed, without a single heir apparent, until that elven wench was brought to him.
So upon being gifted (it was an exchange, but it was presented as a gift for cordiality) with an almost criminally young elf-maiden, he did what all ppl did in his case.
Fuck it.
Which, over time (it wouldn't be apparent immediately) would cause her (Orchidea) to lose favor amongst the Duergar nobility. Its not to say that they ever treated here "well", but they treated her observably "less so" once she was obviously carrying.
Eventually, Orchidea would at last give birth to a half dwarf-elf whom they called Gilana, which literally translates to "Dirty Money".
Fuck it.
Which, over time (it wouldn't be apparent immediately) would cause her (Orchidea) to lose favor amongst the Duergar nobility. Its not to say that they ever treated here "well", but they treated her observably "less so" once she was obviously carrying.
Eventually, Orchidea would at last give birth to a half dwarf-elf whom they called Gilana, which literally translates to "Dirty Money".
Upon her birth, Gilana caused a few upsets. For one, Orchidea had been,... ahem useful amongst the leaders of the Gray Dwarf commuity, and her parentage could have been called into question except that from birth she had two distinct characteristics. There were her jasper eyes - the pride of the Fatima clan - and there was her maroon hair, which only king Ughardt bore and which was unmistakeable in the society.
It was at this point, that the Fatima elves came a' calling.
It was at this point, that the Fatima elves came a' calling.
[3d20 = 33]
[1d20 = 18]
Fuck it.
Trumpaladin goes for broke, with a pussy grab and nipple wubs with his other hand
[1d20 = 18]
Fuck it.
Trumpaladin goes for broke, with a pussy grab and nipple wubs with his other hand
Checks board, sees bread is at 1200+
So that's why
The elves had not 'neglected' to notice that their princess was missing, and were most diplomatic - if at times militant - at determining her fate. The hobgoblins were long since routed, and the dwarves had no diplomatic ties. So, a dialogue began and an accord was reached.
The elves wanted their princess back, and weren't too particular about how they got it, so long as they got it. And so, an agreement was reached to return her to her home and her clan and everything else.
Naturally, her child - who technically held a claim for both the dwarven and elven kingdom - was ommitted from any such agreement. Under penalty of death.
And so, Orchidea was finally and ultimately released from her 'tenure' as Dwarven sex-slave, and returned from whence she came.
So that's why
The elves had not 'neglected' to notice that their princess was missing, and were most diplomatic - if at times militant - at determining her fate. The hobgoblins were long since routed, and the dwarves had no diplomatic ties. So, a dialogue began and an accord was reached.
The elves wanted their princess back, and weren't too particular about how they got it, so long as they got it. And so, an agreement was reached to return her to her home and her clan and everything else.
Naturally, her child - who technically held a claim for both the dwarven and elven kingdom - was ommitted from any such agreement. Under penalty of death.
And so, Orchidea was finally and ultimately released from her 'tenure' as Dwarven sex-slave, and returned from whence she came.
Meanwhile leaving GIlana. She appeared (at the time) not unlike the heroine from Stranger things except with grayer skin and redder hair, but generally the same. Guarded, wary, and entirely untrusting of anyone, she was 'volunteered' to stay behind and 'live' with the dwarves. The elven seneschal was particular about the upset an unwanted heir could have on their tightly knit society.
And so she stayed behind, where she served as varying degrees of 'plaything' for the dwarves who were not too concerned about her presence or significance.
Then came the 'incident'. The Dwarves, highly sophisticated in stone and metal-working, attempted to expand their horizons. The sages and wizards made grand claims about what could occur for the betterment of their culture if they captured a 'thing'.
That 'thing' was a lightning devil, and they really didn't know what they were getting into.
And so she stayed behind, where she served as varying degrees of 'plaything' for the dwarves who were not too concerned about her presence or significance.
Then came the 'incident'. The Dwarves, highly sophisticated in stone and metal-working, attempted to expand their horizons. The sages and wizards made grand claims about what could occur for the betterment of their culture if they captured a 'thing'.
That 'thing' was a lightning devil, and they really didn't know what they were getting into.
And so came a particular party. Oh the whole kingdom was there (separated by social strata of course, the lower class on the lower level, etc.). Families, children, everyone was all excited about what new things the nation had developed. Gilana however was serving as target practice.
They couldn't keep her with the normal slaves, even though they kept her head shaved it didn't take more than a day's growth to make obvious the connection to the king. No one was ahem having their way with her, being the gathering and all, so she was literally put on a leash for the younger children to throw rocks at. They had made a game and were taking wagers to see who could - if any - would knock her off the ledge. The ledge in question was about 20' - mostly not fatal - and the children delighted themselves in zinging stones off various parts of her.
They couldn't keep her with the normal slaves, even though they kept her head shaved it didn't take more than a day's growth to make obvious the connection to the king. No one was ahem having their way with her, being the gathering and all, so she was literally put on a leash for the younger children to throw rocks at. They had made a game and were taking wagers to see who could - if any - would knock her off the ledge. The ledge in question was about 20' - mostly not fatal - and the children delighted themselves in zinging stones off various parts of her.
>>44743
>they defeat Tracy's AC
Tracy is unarmored, and her huge natural armor won't actually stop attacks from making contact with her body, so she's a sitting duck for belly rubs.
>they defeat Tracy's AC
Tracy is unarmored, and her huge natural armor won't actually stop attacks from making contact with her body, so she's a sitting duck for belly rubs.
Now the grand conclusion of this party is and would be the retention and 'claiming' of this lightning devil, the possession of which would afford the clan access to degrees of power and autonomy they had only imagined.
Naturally, thats not what happened.
The young kids were on their game, and at length did succeed in forcing Gilana from the ledge with their stones. Admittedly, it wasn't so much that they succeeded, its that she began to give up. Don't pick at it, there's lots of feels. The short version is, is that as Gilana stumbled off the ledge was the same moment that - further in the same chamber - the Lightning Devil was released. She actually watched it climb into 'that' dimension as she fell, and then almost immediately it went tearing by her, followed by screams and wails.
Gilana fell and landed next to a set of auxiliary boxes and barrels, which she took refuge in. As she did so, the devil meticulously and exhaustively tortured and killed everything that moved.
Naturally, thats not what happened.
The young kids were on their game, and at length did succeed in forcing Gilana from the ledge with their stones. Admittedly, it wasn't so much that they succeeded, its that she began to give up. Don't pick at it, there's lots of feels. The short version is, is that as Gilana stumbled off the ledge was the same moment that - further in the same chamber - the Lightning Devil was released. She actually watched it climb into 'that' dimension as she fell, and then almost immediately it went tearing by her, followed by screams and wails.
Gilana fell and landed next to a set of auxiliary boxes and barrels, which she took refuge in. As she did so, the devil meticulously and exhaustively tortured and killed everything that moved.
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>>44750
The simple answer is because she neither screamed nor looked. She shut her eyes, clenched her teeth, and took what breaths she dared, when she thought that she could.
Many hours passed, and Gilana was too terrified to even move, but eventually - after a LOOOOONG wait - made her way from her hiding place. The bodies around her were blackened, shriveled, and distorted almost to the point of being unrecognizable. The hall was silent, except for a gasping sound from the upper hall. Eventually, both from morbid curiosity and from why the hell not" she made her way up to the upper chamber, the "royal" section. There she found, amidst the otherwise broken and shrivelled corpses, that there was one 'corpse' that was not dead. It was of course, her father. His life had been spared, thanks to a white-gold ring which had become signet and sign of his dominance and permeance. She didn't know that the ring was keeping him alive, but she did know - from how the dwarves behaved toward it (kiss the ring shit) - that it was important. So, when this grasping shell of a shriveled skeleton reached at her, she stomped on it and took its ring. That ring.
Her first kill was technically her own father, who had knowlingly and deliberately slaved her.
The simple answer is because she neither screamed nor looked. She shut her eyes, clenched her teeth, and took what breaths she dared, when she thought that she could.
Many hours passed, and Gilana was too terrified to even move, but eventually - after a LOOOOONG wait - made her way from her hiding place. The bodies around her were blackened, shriveled, and distorted almost to the point of being unrecognizable. The hall was silent, except for a gasping sound from the upper hall. Eventually, both from morbid curiosity and from why the hell not" she made her way up to the upper chamber, the "royal" section. There she found, amidst the otherwise broken and shrivelled corpses, that there was one 'corpse' that was not dead. It was of course, her father. His life had been spared, thanks to a white-gold ring which had become signet and sign of his dominance and permeance. She didn't know that the ring was keeping him alive, but she did know - from how the dwarves behaved toward it (kiss the ring shit) - that it was important. So, when this grasping shell of a shriveled skeleton reached at her, she stomped on it and took its ring. That ring.
Her first kill was technically her own father, who had knowlingly and deliberately slaved her.
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>>44755
*Boobs*
"I i really do love it when you rub my belly, Flashy. You can get this kind of fix anywhere in Equestria."
*Rolls over*
"Would you mind doing my hips as well, dear? They've been awfully cramped lately."
*Boobs*
"I i really do love it when you rub my belly, Flashy. You can get this kind of fix anywhere in Equestria."
*Rolls over*
"Would you mind doing my hips as well, dear? They've been awfully cramped lately."
Concluding this voluminous leg of the story,...
"So yeah,... I got an issue with establishments, hierarchies, and how the groups that build themselves around iconic individuals can cause suffering for the least of their "group"."
"So yeah,... I got an issue with establishments, hierarchies, and how the groups that build themselves around iconic individuals can cause suffering for the least of their "group"."
>>44768
Well no shit the counter example was choatic
>>44769
"Why do you blame their faults on structure and hierarchy? Do you think people would behave any better in a state of nature with no organization or structure or hierarchy or law? Do you think that would result in less selling children as slaves?"
Well no shit the counter example was choatic
>>44769
"Why do you blame their faults on structure and hierarchy? Do you think people would behave any better in a state of nature with no organization or structure or hierarchy or law? Do you think that would result in less selling children as slaves?"
>Faggot goes to bed because 3:00 AM
>>44770
"Because structure and society is what bid them to act as they did. Their decisions, their 'normalcy' was what created the nightmare I woke into."
"Because structure and society is what bid them to act as they did. Their decisions, their 'normalcy' was what created the nightmare I woke into."
>>44775
>coming in this late
"And now YOU know why I gives so many shits about a child which may experience consequences above and beyond what you OR I could envision," she says, tipping her head at one point.
>coming in this late
"And now YOU know why I gives so many shits about a child which may experience consequences above and beyond what you OR I could envision," she says, tipping her head at one point.
>>44778
"Yes. Dwarves are a very tightly-knit society, otherwise prioritizing its youth and offspring,... except when the child is 'undesirable'".
"Yes. Dwarves are a very tightly-knit society, otherwise prioritizing its youth and offspring,... except when the child is 'undesirable'".
>>44779
"And it is my hope that it won't come to that," and that's the one that she looses composure over.
"And it is my hope that it won't come to that," and that's the one that she looses composure over.
>>44780
"But you admit that dwarven society generally values children? A society that sections off a portion of its members as "undesirable" - at least where this undesirability is for reasons other than merit - is a faulty society. But it is through society that we gain the interactions that help in our survival and prosperity."
"But you admit that dwarven society generally values children? A society that sections off a portion of its members as "undesirable" - at least where this undesirability is for reasons other than merit - is a faulty society. But it is through society that we gain the interactions that help in our survival and prosperity."
>>44782
"And what of the families that upheld the throne? What of the society that decided "meh, slaves are okkay"? What of the elves who decided that a dual-heir child was 'inconvenient' and better unmentioned and left 'unpoken' "for the betterment of their society"?
"And what of the families that upheld the throne? What of the society that decided "meh, slaves are okkay"? What of the elves who decided that a dual-heir child was 'inconvenient' and better unmentioned and left 'unpoken' "for the betterment of their society"?
>>44784
"Do you think that they wouldn't use and exploit others if they lived as animals with no society? Do you think that if they lived for the betterment of themselves they would be nicer to children than when they live for the betterment of their society?"
"Do you think that they wouldn't use and exploit others if they lived as animals with no society? Do you think that if they lived for the betterment of themselves they would be nicer to children than when they live for the betterment of their society?"
>>44786
"You reform imperfect institutions. But you do not tear them down. You fix a roof that leaks in the rain. But to destroy it, or to mistrust the idea of roofs all together - is folly. And so it is with the laws, customs, and traditions, that are designed to restrain the selfish impulses that dominate the natural condition, and provide the security and trust that make industry and coexistence possible"
"You reform imperfect institutions. But you do not tear them down. You fix a roof that leaks in the rain. But to destroy it, or to mistrust the idea of roofs all together - is folly. And so it is with the laws, customs, and traditions, that are designed to restrain the selfish impulses that dominate the natural condition, and provide the security and trust that make industry and coexistence possible"
>>44787
"Reform, tear down,... it makes little difference to me. I have few concerns in and of this world, and anything,... anything that threatens dies. That's not a matter of established hierarchies or social dynamics, that's simply my will."
"Reform, tear down,... it makes little difference to me. I have few concerns in and of this world, and anything,... anything that threatens dies. That's not a matter of established hierarchies or social dynamics, that's simply my will."
>>44797
"What, to you, is "consequential"? What is your purpose here? "Destroy that which threatens" what?
"What, to you, is "consequential"? What is your purpose here? "Destroy that which threatens" what?
>>44799
"White on the inside is your standard now? I guess I respect cultural nationalism, I just thought it wasn't your's"
"White on the inside is your standard now? I guess I respect cultural nationalism, I just thought it wasn't your's"
>>44809
"If you want to be a racist, be consistent. And if you don't want to, that's just fine as well. But don't attack people when they point this out"
"If you want to be a racist, be consistent. And if you don't want to, that's just fine as well. But don't attack people when they point this out"
>>44812
"If you want to have friends then you need to calm the fuck down. Do you like to be attacked?"
"If you want to have friends then you need to calm the fuck down. Do you like to be attacked?"
>>44815
"no. And me sorry for swinging. But you hurt Infernuis feelings. Me no that no reason to attack. Here's 3 grenades as apology."
"no. And me sorry for swinging. But you hurt Infernuis feelings. Me no that no reason to attack. Here's 3 grenades as apology."
>>44817
*sadly*
"You know I don't have your ebin arms or strength. Or your six gorrlion hp. My allies aren't that loyal, and even my sword won't side with me. It's not an even fight. So I'm vulnerable to you in a way I'm not to others..."
Looking away, and mutters silently
"I only have one set of dark powers to counter"
"So that's why it really hurts"
>>44820
"I... I value you too. Let's conquer this thing together"
\r
*sadly*
"You know I don't have your ebin arms or strength. Or your six gorrlion hp. My allies aren't that loyal, and even my sword won't side with me. It's not an even fight. So I'm vulnerable to you in a way I'm not to others..."
Looking away, and mutters silently
"I only have one set of dark powers to counter"
"So that's why it really hurts"
>>44820
"I... I value you too. Let's conquer this thing together"
\r
>>44829
"I won't I'm sure, though I really want to sometimes...
I don't think your waifu is really into the whole white-race-reaching-the-stars thing yet. Should we teach her sometime of the idea of collective glory?"
"I won't I'm sure, though I really want to sometimes...
I don't think your waifu is really into the whole white-race-reaching-the-stars thing yet. Should we teach her sometime of the idea of collective glory?"
>>44831
"Are you repulsed by the idea of being a part of something greater than the self? Something that outlives the self? Of beauty, splendor, and awe? Of creating that sense of awe in others?"
"Are you repulsed by the idea of being a part of something greater than the self? Something that outlives the self? Of beauty, splendor, and awe? Of creating that sense of awe in others?"
>>44834
"Why do you not like me? Don't think I didn't notice that subtle knock at me when spoke of "prominent individuals" earlier. And don't think I haven't noticed that I've received the least equipment"
"Why do you not like me? Don't think I didn't notice that subtle knock at me when spoke of "prominent individuals" earlier. And don't think I haven't noticed that I've received the least equipment"
>>44842
"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
>>44843
"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
>>44847
"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a
"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a
What classes would the mane six be if they were in game?
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
>>44854
Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
>>44855
Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too (I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too (I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
Hey, can Tracy pull a korak and make sneak attacks bye flinging kunai from under her robe?
Tracy makes sure all her edges are keened before the crawl.
Tracy makes sure all her edges are keened before the crawl.
>>44859
Tracy gives him a hand and grapples herself, because those rolls sucked balls.
*lowers self onto penis*
Tracy gives him a hand and grapples herself, because those rolls sucked balls.
*lowers self onto penis*
>>44866
>Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to AC
Tracy has Improved Uncanny Dodge. She retains her dexterity bonus when flat-footed, and cannot be flanked.
However, she does not resist.
>Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to AC
Tracy has Improved Uncanny Dodge. She retains her dexterity bonus when flat-footed, and cannot be flanked.
However, she does not resist.
>>44873
*hugs adorable little pony, and humps until he finishes in her*
*rubs pony belly again afterwards
*hugs adorable little pony, and humps until he finishes in her*
*rubs pony belly again afterwards
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>tfw you take the time to study your character's abilities in combat and realize you can do a lot more cooler shit than you thought at better optimization
I just realized That Tracy hasn't been making any Trample attacks while mounted. With YUGE size-class and 31 Str, she can push-over and crush almost anything underhoof that doesn't opt to get out of her way, not to mention that extra Flaming hoof attack she'd get after knocking her opponent prone.
She's be better off to just charge and overrun low-level grunts when facing a large army, instead of slowly cleaving through them, so I'll do that from now on and let Trumpaladin do the sword-swinging.
If her rider had mounted combat, he could negate any virtually attack of opportunity made at her by enemies desperately trying to defend themselves (they can't avoid her because shoes gib Trample feat), since they get a -4 modifier on their Attack of Opportunity. Not to mention that she can lower their save DCs with Intimidate and Doom.
>Cauchemar: old French for "Spirit that Tramples"
I just realized That Tracy hasn't been making any Trample attacks while mounted. With YUGE size-class and 31 Str, she can push-over and crush almost anything underhoof that doesn't opt to get out of her way, not to mention that extra Flaming hoof attack she'd get after knocking her opponent prone.
She's be better off to just charge and overrun low-level grunts when facing a large army, instead of slowly cleaving through them, so I'll do that from now on and let Trumpaladin do the sword-swinging.
If her rider had mounted combat, he could negate any virtually attack of opportunity made at her by enemies desperately trying to defend themselves (they can't avoid her because shoes gib Trample feat), since they get a -4 modifier on their Attack of Opportunity. Not to mention that she can lower their save DCs with Intimidate and Doom.
>Cauchemar: old French for "Spirit that Tramples"
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>>44885
I think you're overrating Mounted Combat. Mounted Combat is essentially an alternate way of calculating a mount's AC. Trachemar already has a very high +16 natural armor that comes with the Cauchemar template. If we assume Trumpaladin has 10 ranks in ride, and the shoes give 10, then he'd need to roll a 6 to even equal her AC, and a 7 to provide even a +1 benefit. You may as well armor her. There is no reason to charge into battle on a naked mount when armor is so sexy.
>>44889
I saw it. I was not pleased
I think you're overrating Mounted Combat. Mounted Combat is essentially an alternate way of calculating a mount's AC. Trachemar already has a very high +16 natural armor that comes with the Cauchemar template. If we assume Trumpaladin has 10 ranks in ride, and the shoes give 10, then he'd need to roll a 6 to even equal her AC, and a 7 to provide even a +1 benefit. You may as well armor her. There is no reason to charge into battle on a naked mount when armor is so sexy.
>>44889
I saw it. I was not pleased
>>44890
>You may as well armor her
I'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combat
I know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
>You may as well armor her
I'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combat
I know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
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>>44890
Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.
If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.
If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
>>44891
I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.
It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.
>Mounted combat against spells
How does this work?
>>44892
>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy
>White mantle on Fae
I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great
>Space in Chanfron to allow flames
Done. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind
>>44893
>Lawful nuetral ranger
Yeah, I can see that
I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.
It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.
>Mounted combat against spells
How does this work?
>>44892
>Armoring Fae
Oh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy
>White mantle on Fae
I'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great
>Space in Chanfron to allow flames
Done. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind
>>44893
>Lawful nuetral ranger
Yeah, I can see that
>>44894
Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.
The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.
Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck up
I don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plate
That stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?
The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.
The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.