Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>42116
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...
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>>42119
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".
>>42116
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?
>>42121
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?
If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?
If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time
>GM does a quick review of all the metamagic feats.
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability
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>tfw sky pirates start attacking your party's base, violating the NAP, so you stabby-stabby the airship and Kek blesses you so you pop its source of lift
>>42129
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.
>>42130
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped
>>42127
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.
Can lurk, but can't post much..
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.
Can lurk, but can't post much..
I'm assuming Torc could detect this, cause its fucking easy as hell to notice.
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?
The balloon is not the only source of lift and propulsion. There are a number of large vertically and horizontally aligned propellers that whirl all on their own.
>>42138
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.
>>42140
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.
*picks bolts out of body*
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*dark energy-channeling stops*
[sad blackguard noises]
[sad blackguard noises]
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After an extensive and multiday exercise in hermeneutics, I have determined that under 3.5e rules, Fae would not be eligible to advance in size category from the Paladin's Mount hit die... I did discover a few other things, like additional ability scores and feats, that she would receive that make up for about half the difference in damage and attack
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>>42148
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]
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>>42149
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.
Can I get any tips on the functional use of Astral Projection?
>>42155
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.
The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.
>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.
The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.
>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons
>>42160
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today
>>42161
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons
>>42164
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?
>>42166
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.
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Posting nazbol memes cuz I have a little bit of time to kill..
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Idk why, but these always crack me up.
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/ancap/ vs /sg/
I'm going to a movie with my family, so I'll be out for a few hours. I believe there are several more /pol/ league games anyways, so I think we'd have a delayed start tonight either way
/MLPOL/ IS PLAYING
GM, can you put Tenko in the game later, so Tracy can kill him?
>>42193
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.
>>42194
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval
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Alright, sorry for the delay. That last match of the cup made me mad and I needed a moment to chill.
Praise Epona!
>>42228
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42231
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
>>42241
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
>>42242
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
I realize, due to smoke concealment, it'd look like one of those cartoonish dust clouds you'd see in Looney Toons to anyone more than 10 ft away....
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out his armor was taken off..
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
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The credits roll on the movie I am watching, and the first thing I see when I check my phone (immediately) is "will save," and the second thing I see is "continues ravaging paladin, his head fully in her mouth"
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GM, did you say lvl 8 or 9 spells where the limit for Torc after leveling up?
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
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Trumpaladin gives Tracy an expression that says (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), and knocks her the fuck off
*cums inside horse*
*cums inside horse*
>>42266
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Around Lenos' diminuative size appear four fiery spheres which streak toward and strike at the balloon. With four distinct flashes, the balloon,... shows some charring, but no apparent damage.
*puts his armor and everything back on*
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
>>42269
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
[1d20+19 = 36]
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
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"why you attack us kike?!?"
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>>42280
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>>42278
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>>42275
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
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>>42286
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
>>42287
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things
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>>42302
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
[1d20+19 = 23]
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?
>>42308
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42315
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
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>>42317
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>>42322
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
>>42328
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
>>42326
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
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[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
>>42342
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
>>42344
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
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>>42355
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
>>42357
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379
No
>>42379
No
>>42381
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Just wanna say, >tfw
>>42386
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
>>42389
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
[3d20 = 39]
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
>>42425
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
>>42428
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
>>42434
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
*spots mage and turns around and heads back to the ship* The mage is mine to kill
>>42436
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
>>42439
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
>>42450
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
Meanwhile, Infernius finds, upon attempting to detain the increasingly wiley captain, that he is holding a cheap bathrobe, and that the real captain is falling at standard speed with a smirk on his face.
>>42465
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
>>42443
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
>>42476
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
Not my finest hour
gm infernious you bastards im still laughing and my sides hurt now
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>>42485
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
>>42490
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
>>42498
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
>>42499
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
well good night all lenos's faggot has to be up early to try and get broken truck fixed
>>42500
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
>>42507
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
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>>42518
/mlpol/ is playing!
>>42518
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
>>42524
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
>>42525
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
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>>42548
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
>>42549
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
>>42550
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
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>>42551
It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damage
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity
It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damage
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity
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>>42556
Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.
What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.
What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
>>42561
I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
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cleaned up version
I should have asked for this feat. Hell yes
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Celestial_Mount_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Celestial_Mount_(3.5e_Feat)
So the party has a handy new airship, which is much faster and more maneuverable than the Tower. It also has fixed cannons that were able to dent the Tower. Lenos, and now Thez are 'examining' the bar, aside from a couple-dozen pirates lining the deck and somehow Infernius turning himself into a pickle, nothing but the sound of the wind and the rhythm of the ships mechanisms running is immediate.
>>42572
You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?
Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?
Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
>>42568
>>42569
Think any of these archetypes would be too much?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Creepy_Kid_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Outcast_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Psychotic_(3.5e_Feat)
>>42569
Think any of these archetypes would be too much?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Creepy_Kid_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Outcast_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Psychotic_(3.5e_Feat)
[1d20+5 = 6]
>>42576
Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
>>42576
Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
>>42582
"Hiss!"
Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
"Hiss!"
Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
>>42591
I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
>>42601
You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
>>42604
>>42599
I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword
>>42603
>>42604
Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
>>42599
I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword
>>42603
>>42604
Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
By the way, lest I forget, I did want to give shit to Infernius and Torcuil, who's faggots couldn't contain themselves from cross-threading in the 4cc thread, and especially Torcuil for thinking this was the first trophy Mlpol has gotten Xp
>>42604
You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
>>42606
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
>>42608
The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression
The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression
>>42612
Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614
"And how do you plan to not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614
"And how do you plan to not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
>>42617
>Me unironically trying to make sense of this
Don't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
>Me unironically trying to make sense of this
Don't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
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>>42628
Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
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>has idea
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
>>42646
The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
[1d20 = 4]
>>42647
Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42647
Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42648
That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
[1d20+30 = 31]
>>42651
>The only two skills I put anything into
+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42651
>The only two skills I put anything into
+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
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>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Sorry I had to step out...
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
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>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
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[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
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>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
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>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
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>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
>>42783
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
She succeeds in grabbing on to him but... she's dragged with him, either by his legs or on him
>>42786
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
Trumpaladin shrugs, knocks pony off, then goes back to her, and tries to mount her again
"I guess I can continue"
>>42787
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
1 int isn't terrible for animals. You can actually train him for a general purpose, like guarding.
Well nao
>>42810
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
"No Dragonne has ever experienced this"
*thrusts deeply into pony*
"But you have, my baby blue"
*Kisses with adorable pony mouth*
"You're actually cuter now than you were back then. When I told you you were cute"
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>>42820
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
He has an awesome ring shield that gives him +7 shield bonus, a ring of protection for +3, a dexterity bonus of +2, and +3 bracers of armor. That's actually pretty good protection. But Fae is just fucking awesome and could kill him anyways
>>42823
*dismounts pony*
Gets in front of Tracy
"You're not convinced, are you?"
Sad pony noises. He lies down between two Corgis
>>42825
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
Hey wait, Tracy can command other ponies with her Paladin's Mount class ability, right?
*Wills Trumpony to get up and resume bucking*
".. Sometimes I worry.. But only because I love you."
>>42828
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
Yes she can, and she could use that on him. But "fuck me" is not one of the possible commands
*Is commanded to fuck her anyways, because he cannot resist a lifted tail*
"D'aww, I love you too"
*puts head on pony head*
*humps*
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>Ursa Major
>>42846
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
"Not too big for you any more"
When the time comes, Flashpaladin stands up on Tracy's shoulders, thrusts into her, and lets forth his seed. He'd like to think it was the sort of seed horse breeders would pay vast amounts of money for, but this blue pony was now receiving for free. As she receives his love, his wings spread wide and all the way out, and a smile develops on his face
>>42850
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
*Happily dismounts, then envelopes her in a wing hug*
"You don't have to worry, silly pony. I will always love you"
>>42851
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
*puts hoof over shoulder and presses head into chest*
"Don't ever leave me.." eyes closed tightly
Hey, when you cast Summon Nature's Ally, that creature isn't from another plane, is it?
>>42855
Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?
Just killing time.
Did Tracy find anything interesting after stripping the bodies and ransacking the ship?
>>42870
"Aww... Don't feel that way little pony. You're precious"
*goes in to hug pony with both wings. And a hoof*
"I was wrong about you. I hope. You're sweet"
"Aww... Don't feel that way little pony. You're precious"
*goes in to hug pony with both wings. And a hoof*
"I was wrong about you. I hope. You're sweet"
>>42871
Kek goes unheard. Thez continues to blushingly bump into things, with a slightly absent-minded look on her face.
Kek goes unheard. Thez continues to blushingly bump into things, with a slightly absent-minded look on her face.
>>42874
*nuzzles pony back with adorable pony muzzle of his own*
*wings perk up*
"Yes, you're sweet to me. To me, you are precious. Whatever anyone else thinks of you, you are precious to me. Though I think they like you too here.
I'm sorry if I hurt you all those years ago. I'm sorry if I hurt you a few nights ago. And I'm sorry if I hurt you just now. I really do love you, little pony, even if I am terrible at showing it"
*nuzzles pony back with adorable pony muzzle of his own*
*wings perk up*
"Yes, you're sweet to me. To me, you are precious. Whatever anyone else thinks of you, you are precious to me. Though I think they like you too here.
I'm sorry if I hurt you all those years ago. I'm sorry if I hurt you a few nights ago. And I'm sorry if I hurt you just now. I really do love you, little pony, even if I am terrible at showing it"
>>42878
"I love you too Tracy, just please, don't be too bad of a girl, so I don't have to arrest you"
"I love you too Tracy, just please, don't be too bad of a girl, so I don't have to arrest you"
>>42884
>picks up
She's not gonna have to beat a minotaur in front of all these fine people is she? It would be a shame if so.
>picks up
She's not gonna have to beat a minotaur in front of all these fine people is she? It would be a shame if so.
Heil!
So... How are the people in the Port? Were those last attacks devastating?
[1d20 = 5]
>>42886
Yes, but this teddy bear got the wrong idea and could whup an ass.
Flail at Not-pickle Infernius who,... we'll leave that part un-illustrated
>>42886
Yes, but this teddy bear got the wrong idea and could whup an ass.
Flail at Not-pickle Infernius who,... we'll leave that part un-illustrated
>>42892
Can Fae give us the quick run down on the Gestapo and General's findings of the damage of the bombardment to the town? If anything was targeted?
Can Fae give us the quick run down on the Gestapo and General's findings of the damage of the bombardment to the town? If anything was targeted?
>>42893
Its a little early. The structural damage was not sufficient to delay or divert existing plans.
Its a little early. The structural damage was not sufficient to delay or divert existing plans.
>>42895
>not sufficient to divert existing plans
Given what happened the day before I don't think that's saying much
>not sufficient to divert existing plans
Given what happened the day before I don't think that's saying much
>>42895
How many killed?
Also, did Tracy find anything while she was ransacking the ship? Any items, or clues about the people who used to own it?
How many killed?
Also, did Tracy find anything while she was ransacking the ship? Any items, or clues about the people who used to own it?
>>42899
>why
I mean, Trumpaladin and Infernius are the defenders of the city of Port Barry. They wouldn't really be doing their jobs correctly if they didn't take an interest when several artillery barrages hit the town.
So... Since Trumpaladin has one additional unallotted feat as a racial bonus of being human, can that be taken on weapon focus with Vanderiem?
>why
I mean, Trumpaladin and Infernius are the defenders of the city of Port Barry. They wouldn't really be doing their jobs correctly if they didn't take an interest when several artillery barrages hit the town.
So... Since Trumpaladin has one additional unallotted feat as a racial bonus of being human, can that be taken on weapon focus with Vanderiem?
[1d20+19 = 39]
>>42898
I mean, this ship seems expensive from how it's described. Are there any artisan-marks that could determine who made it?
Rolling Search to ransack the ship
>>42898
I mean, this ship seems expensive from how it's described. Are there any artisan-marks that could determine who made it?
Rolling Search to ransack the ship
[3d20 = 26]
>>42901
It's not going to damage the pyramid. It will show them how pissed off we are at them though
*operates cannon and fires at least one salvo at pyramid*
>>42901
It's not going to damage the pyramid. It will show them how pissed off we are at them though
*operates cannon and fires at least one salvo at pyramid*
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>had too many /sip/s and isn't sleeping any time soon
>>42910
I'll ask because it still bothers me. Why did you get so bent out of shape when you failed that fast-mounting check last night? You know, I didn't have her keep going because I didn't want him there, I just didn't want the Captain to get away. I looked at the rules and figured "if I ignore armor check penalty, he's got a 50/50 chance to get on her back in time to catch this guy", so I left it to the roll. Normally, you wouldn't be able to fast-mount a Yuge creature at all, but I simply ignored that because it hasn't been a problem yet.
>>42910
I'll ask because it still bothers me. Why did you get so bent out of shape when you failed that fast-mounting check last night? You know, I didn't have her keep going because I didn't want him there, I just didn't want the Captain to get away. I looked at the rules and figured "if I ignore armor check penalty, he's got a 50/50 chance to get on her back in time to catch this guy", so I left it to the roll. Normally, you wouldn't be able to fast-mount a Yuge creature at all, but I simply ignored that because it hasn't been a problem yet.
>>42912
It's mostly because I am still jealous of and hate the fact that you haxxed your way into super powers. Being able to fly, being able to fly magically, and being able to fly at a speed that is three times (unarmored) human speed and three times my flying mount's speed. That's really the main reason, although that was a necessary but not sufficient cause.
But then you were saying "do a ride check," which seemed like weird rule cucking for a number of reasons. First of all, why not just mount normally? It's not like Tracy's dive speed isn't faster than infernius's dive speed. She could catch up, and I figured since Trump had initiative anyways he could mount and then she speeds off without losing a round.
But it just seemed like rules lawyerring against my character in a way that made little sense and was extremely hypocritical. Yeah I know you're supposed to have a 10 on a ride check to ride a large horse into battle. No one cares, and we haven't used ride checks the whole campaign, so for you to insist on it then seemed like bringing up an obscure and unused rule for no reason.
You said "he has to roll a 20 to fast mount." When I checked later I realize that means a dice roll plus modifiers, but at the time you said that I thought you meant "he has to roll a natural 20" which just seemed like a smug and cocky as fuck statement.
So it was me being upset with the Tracy character being able to fly at 90ft, combined with annoyance at being rule cucked, and more than anything, it was extreme hypocrisy of the two at the same time. Just think about it for a moment "he haxxs his way into making his character be able to fly, and fly at three times the speed I could walk (without armor) or my special mount could fly but he wants me to have a 50% chance of failing to sit on a damned horse when ride checks haven't been enforced in this entire campaign? Fuck your haxx, fuck your attempts at rule cucking, fuck your hypocrisy, and fuck you." And that was the feeling
>>42918
That was a shitpost. But if we're being more serious, like a mare.
\r
It's mostly because I am still jealous of and hate the fact that you haxxed your way into super powers. Being able to fly, being able to fly magically, and being able to fly at a speed that is three times (unarmored) human speed and three times my flying mount's speed. That's really the main reason, although that was a necessary but not sufficient cause.
But then you were saying "do a ride check," which seemed like weird rule cucking for a number of reasons. First of all, why not just mount normally? It's not like Tracy's dive speed isn't faster than infernius's dive speed. She could catch up, and I figured since Trump had initiative anyways he could mount and then she speeds off without losing a round.
But it just seemed like rules lawyerring against my character in a way that made little sense and was extremely hypocritical. Yeah I know you're supposed to have a 10 on a ride check to ride a large horse into battle. No one cares, and we haven't used ride checks the whole campaign, so for you to insist on it then seemed like bringing up an obscure and unused rule for no reason.
You said "he has to roll a 20 to fast mount." When I checked later I realize that means a dice roll plus modifiers, but at the time you said that I thought you meant "he has to roll a natural 20" which just seemed like a smug and cocky as fuck statement.
So it was me being upset with the Tracy character being able to fly at 90ft, combined with annoyance at being rule cucked, and more than anything, it was extreme hypocrisy of the two at the same time. Just think about it for a moment "he haxxs his way into making his character be able to fly, and fly at three times the speed I could walk (without armor) or my special mount could fly but he wants me to have a 50% chance of failing to sit on a damned horse when ride checks haven't been enforced in this entire campaign? Fuck your haxx, fuck your attempts at rule cucking, fuck your hypocrisy, and fuck you." And that was the feeling
>>42918
That was a shitpost. But if we're being more serious, like a mare.
\r
>>42912
In the end, the captain got away anyway, so I guess that calculating was pointless, but Tracy might've caught him if I were present...
In the end, the captain got away anyway, so I guess that calculating was pointless, but Tracy might've caught him if I were present...
>>42921
Urrebody was under illusion spell (weird), except those especially warded against (which is no one).
Urrebody was under illusion spell (weird), except those especially warded against (which is no one).
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>>42922
Well, now you have your answer
>>42918
I mean like a light horse, pony (d&d pony, not an mlp pony), heavy horse, light warhorse, heavy warhorse, or warpony. But female. What's the handle animal DC on that? I've noticed virtually none of the handle animal DCs are higher than 20. So "get the mare to be okay with being sexxed" can't be that high, right?
Well, now you have your answer
>>42918
I mean like a light horse, pony (d&d pony, not an mlp pony), heavy horse, light warhorse, heavy warhorse, or warpony. But female. What's the handle animal DC on that? I've noticed virtually none of the handle animal DCs are higher than 20. So "get the mare to be okay with being sexxed" can't be that high, right?
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>>42928
Not for any good reason certainly. Because I wanted a lingering and unresolved villain. that's why. You tossers tend to kill off everyone I throw at you!
Not for any good reason certainly. Because I wanted a lingering and unresolved villain. that's why. You tossers tend to kill off everyone I throw at you!
>>42931
I'd assume having sex with an entirely wild animal is much more difficult. My question assumed a horse than was of an entirely domestic breed and had been trained already to let humans ride her
I'd assume having sex with an entirely wild animal is much more difficult. My question assumed a horse than was of an entirely domestic breed and had been trained already to let humans ride her
>>42931
Domestic poners, who are relatively sentient (awakened/MLP)
Also, she found a bunch of snack food, and several Mt. Dew containers.
Domestic poners, who are relatively sentient (awakened/MLP)
Also, she found a bunch of snack food, and several Mt. Dew containers.
>>42932
What if the horse isn't used to you, or it already belongs to someone else who has trained it?
What if the horse isn't used to you, or it already belongs to someone else who has trained it?
>>42936
Hoers-speech is muh Bonus Language; does Tracy get any positive modifier on Handle Animal checks regarding horses?
Hoers-speech is muh Bonus Language; does Tracy get any positive modifier on Handle Animal checks regarding horses?
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>>42938
No. But I know that card tables tend to have cards, and that a lot of people like to custom make cards with different than normal symbols. I'd put a coat of arms or symbol on my cards
No. But I know that card tables tend to have cards, and that a lot of people like to custom make cards with different than normal symbols. I'd put a coat of arms or symbol on my cards
>>42942
You sounded kind of jelly about Tracy being able to magically fly. Do you really want to fly?
You sounded kind of jelly about Tracy being able to magically fly. Do you really want to fly?
>>42942
>No
At the very least, they should be able to understand and respond to her directions more easily, right?
>No
At the very least, they should be able to understand and respond to her directions more easily, right?
>>42944
No, I just hate the free super powers
>>42946
I mean, if the language she's speaking is exactly the same as Equus ferus caballus's neighing, then maybe? If she doesn't stab them first
>>42945
>Outdo your opponent
What? Also, I asked earlier about a map in the cockpit or elsewhere in the ship. Are any locations specially marked or highlighted?
No, I just hate the free super powers
>>42946
I mean, if the language she's speaking is exactly the same as Equus ferus caballus's neighing, then maybe? If she doesn't stab them first
>>42945
>Outdo your opponent
What? Also, I asked earlier about a map in the cockpit or elsewhere in the ship. Are any locations specially marked or highlighted?
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>>42890
"Huh, oh yeah. I can do that"
Torc pilots the ship toward the tower, then looks for a captains quarters
"Huh, oh yeah. I can do that"
Torc pilots the ship toward the tower, then looks for a captains quarters
The below-deck is the 'captain's quarters', except converted into a bunk area for several dozen. The below-deck is about 1000sq ft with a loading bay in the front, with a transparent (and removable) membrane keeping wind and elements out of the below-deck. In the middle is the kitchen, which has a small chute connecting the kitchen to the bar area. Also, there's a jaccuzi toward the back.
>>42963
Nothing structural or significant, just enough for the party to go "Oh hey, these cannons seem to be able to do damage to that glass-shit."
Nothing structural or significant, just enough for the party to go "Oh hey, these cannons seem to be able to do damage to that glass-shit."
When you cast Gate, is there a chance of creatures slipping through from the other side without you wanting them to?
>>42964
What kind of ammo are they firing?
>>42964
What kind of ammo are they firing?
>>42965
If not properly warded or guarded (magic circles n shit) yes, they can.
>ammo
Large bullets, rather than cannonballs.
If not properly warded or guarded (magic circles n shit) yes, they can.
>ammo
Large bullets, rather than cannonballs.
>>42966
>Large bullets
Interesting.
How much ammunition is left in stock? Do they have any spare powder?
>Large bullets
Interesting.
How much ammunition is left in stock? Do they have any spare powder?
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>>42966
>Large bullets
Can I get a compare and contrast of these cannons versus the ones on the Jolly Cunt?
>Large bullets
Can I get a compare and contrast of these cannons versus the ones on the Jolly Cunt?
>>42969
>entirely mechanical
So, is there a Use Magick Device DC for anything else on the ship?
I can't remember how many ranks I put into Tracy's skill, but I think I maxed it out because I wanted her to be able to use scrolls.
>entirely mechanical
So, is there a Use Magick Device DC for anything else on the ship?
I can't remember how many ranks I put into Tracy's skill, but I think I maxed it out because I wanted her to be able to use scrolls.
>>42970
Nope. By the looks of things, this wasn't a raiding party, this was just a 'party' on the 'yacht' where the assembled got wasted and decided to fuck with that new bunch they kept hearing about.
Nope. By the looks of things, this wasn't a raiding party, this was just a 'party' on the 'yacht' where the assembled got wasted and decided to fuck with that new bunch they kept hearing about.
[1d20+10 = 25]
>>42970
I can't find the sheet atm, but I'll just say she put 10 ranks into it for the sakje of using her Detect Magick wand right now.
Rolling to use Wand to check what parts of the ship are magical and/or warded, for the sake of clarity.
>>42970
I can't find the sheet atm, but I'll just say she put 10 ranks into it for the sakje of using her Detect Magick wand right now.
Rolling to use Wand to check what parts of the ship are magical and/or warded, for the sake of clarity.
>>42971
"ThismotherfuckerheremistakingCardishoreworkmanshipwithvastlysuperiorGnomishdesignpainstakinglyandexactinglycraftedbyadozenorsognomesworkingseamlessly,anddon'tthinkforamomentthatgnomestendtogetalongcuztheyDON'TbutstilltheyputtheirdifferencesasidetocraftthismrvelouscraftandthisguysaysCardishore.Ofallthe,...."
"ThismotherfuckerheremistakingCardishoreworkmanshipwithvastlysuperiorGnomishdesignpainstakinglyandexactinglycraftedbyadozenorsognomesworkingseamlessly,anddon'tthinkforamomentthatgnomestendtogetalongcuztheyDON'TbutstilltheyputtheirdifferencesasidetocraftthismrvelouscraftandthisguysaysCardishore.Ofallthe,...."
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>>42974
There's no traps, and the magic of the ship is largely centered around and emanating from the Flying Stone. There are traces running through the ship, but relating to some other function of the ship and not producing any effects.
>>42976
Not just a bunch of assholes, but yes. Don't worry though, a few got away to provide intel.
There's no traps, and the magic of the ship is largely centered around and emanating from the Flying Stone. There are traces running through the ship, but relating to some other function of the ship and not producing any effects.
>>42976
Not just a bunch of assholes, but yes. Don't worry though, a few got away to provide intel.
>>42975
If you fail your Use Magick Device DC when using a scroll spell that isn't on your list, is your scroll still used-up? I wan't to know, because the DC's for casting Greater Planar Ally or Greater Planar Binding from scrolls would be at 28.
If you fail your Use Magick Device DC when using a scroll spell that isn't on your list, is your scroll still used-up? I wan't to know, because the DC's for casting Greater Planar Ally or Greater Planar Binding from scrolls would be at 28.
>>42977
>They delivered intel from the encounter to whatever big bad they were working for
reeee
So what's the drawings on the napkin map?
>They delivered intel from the encounter to whatever big bad they were working for
reeee
So what's the drawings on the napkin map?
>>42977
>Flying Stone
Don't know what that is.
Did it project the shield as well?
What about the wards that made the balloon indestructible?
>Flying Stone
Don't know what that is.
Did it project the shield as well?
What about the wards that made the balloon indestructible?
>>42979
>napkin map
I think that's a telltale sign that we're not about to get any moar info out of this vessel.
>muh natural 20..
>napkin map
I think that's a telltale sign that we're not about to get any moar info out of this vessel.
>muh natural 20..
>>42966
>monsters could come through
So I'm guessing the move Grapple+Gate+Toss isn't worth the risk, despite its hilarity...
>monsters could come through
So I'm guessing the move Grapple+Gate+Toss isn't worth the risk, despite its hilarity...
>>42978
Yes, the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast.
>>42980
Its a flying stone. Its a stone that if you're not careful will fly away damaging a number of things along the way. Its not the source of the shield, and its not that the balloon (stone) is indestructable, its been layered over with a variety of protective materials, to prevent it from sustaining damage. Its almost like they thought compromising the vehicle's flight was an effective strategy that opponents might employ.
>>42979
A bunch of little sketches, they don't make any sense by themselves.
Yes, the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast.
>>42980
Its a flying stone. Its a stone that if you're not careful will fly away damaging a number of things along the way. Its not the source of the shield, and its not that the balloon (stone) is indestructable, its been layered over with a variety of protective materials, to prevent it from sustaining damage. Its almost like they thought compromising the vehicle's flight was an effective strategy that opponents might employ.
>>42979
A bunch of little sketches, they don't make any sense by themselves.
>>42983
>the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast
I guess I'd better invest moar points in that skill then..
Scrolls are handy though, if you have the right skills to use them.
>the scroll is still consumed by a miss-cast
I guess I'd better invest moar points in that skill then..
Scrolls are handy though, if you have the right skills to use them.
>>42984
Actually, I just realized that that Summon Monster 1 wand wouldn't work unless Trumpaladin rolled 20 to activate it... Glad I realized that before he wanted to use it..
Aside from what's listed on the Wands list, can you create wands for other spells?
Actually, I just realized that that Summon Monster 1 wand wouldn't work unless Trumpaladin rolled 20 to activate it... Glad I realized that before he wanted to use it..
Aside from what's listed on the Wands list, can you create wands for other spells?
>>42986
That's good to know then. Wands are even handier than scrolls in that regard.
>>42987
Also interested.
I was going to ask if a Transformation spell (whose focus is a Potion of Bull's Strength), could be cast on the potion and be given to others.
>>42988
>reeeee
Sorry.. I mean, you can still keep the wand, Tracy already made herself another one (a summon monster I wand is dirt cheap to make).
That's good to know then. Wands are even handier than scrolls in that regard.
>>42987
Also interested.
I was going to ask if a Transformation spell (whose focus is a Potion of Bull's Strength), could be cast on the potion and be given to others.
>>42988
>reeeee
Sorry.. I mean, you can still keep the wand, Tracy already made herself another one (a summon monster I wand is dirt cheap to make).
>>42992
Depends on the spell and caster level. 3rd level magic missile takes 3 days, 9th level takes 7 days. Also, wands cost experience to craft.
Depends on the spell and caster level. 3rd level magic missile takes 3 days, 9th level takes 7 days. Also, wands cost experience to craft.
>>42994
Minimal XP or caash/materials. Did I say 3-7 days for magic missile (true strike would be comparable)? That's just to make the wand. I missed the part about having to effectively cast the spell in question 50 times (once per charge). So, longer.
Minimal XP or caash/materials. Did I say 3-7 days for magic missile (true strike would be comparable)? That's just to make the wand. I missed the part about having to effectively cast the spell in question 50 times (once per charge). So, longer.
>>43002
A wand is just a storage device: it holds up to 50 spells.
Casting a spell from a wand is normally a standard action, unless the spell in question takes longer to cast.
A wand is just a storage device: it holds up to 50 spells.
Casting a spell from a wand is normally a standard action, unless the spell in question takes longer to cast.
>>43002
According to the Wiki:
>Each wand has 50 charges when created, and each charge expended allows the user to use the wand’s spell one time. A wand that runs out of charges is just a stick.
Does that entail that it takes 50 days to create a wand, and that it can't be recharged thereafter?
According to the Wiki:
>Each wand has 50 charges when created, and each charge expended allows the user to use the wand’s spell one time. A wand that runs out of charges is just a stick.
Does that entail that it takes 50 days to create a wand, and that it can't be recharged thereafter?
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[1d20+30 = 37]
Testing out seduction superpower
Rolling to steal waifu, nearest target of opportunity
Testing out seduction superpower
Rolling to steal waifu, nearest target of opportunity
>>43007
Are you normally supposed to apply your ability modifiers to rolls? I've only been applying my skill modifiers.
Are you normally supposed to apply your ability modifiers to rolls? I've only been applying my skill modifiers.
>>43008
You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
\r
You apply the relevant ability modifier. For example, diplomacy is charisma, and sense motive is wisdom
\r
Alright, I think I might've settled on her selected feats:
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>Improved Sunder
>Multi-weapon fighting
>Improved Multi-weapon fighting
>Greater Multi-weapon fighting (muh extra stabs!)
>combat reflexes
Does this look good? I might want to replace combat refleces with Great Cleave...
>>43011
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
She has Cleave from her Nightmare form, and her Quiver allows her to draw weapons as a free action.
>Implying she's ever not holding at least one dagger.
I didn't max-out Slight of Hand for nothing.
>>43012
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
She can draw light weapons. Daggers, sure. A sword? That's different. Also, get weapons finesse, it will improve your modifier.
>cleave in nightmare form
I don't think you get the feats of an alternate firm stacked on to player feats, because of the way fears are calculated
>>43013
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
Yes she does. Her Rogue Attack bonus and Blackguard Attack add up to a base of 16.
>>43015
Koraks sword has to be a light weapon. I don't see how else did he apply his weapon finess to it? Unless it's a rapier.
>nightmare form
I remember it it being stated that she got the feats of that form, even though she didn't get the full Str or skills of that body. That's how she qualified for Blackguard.
>>43016
I'm referring to the one she got from Thez.
>Cardishore
I still want to go back there.. She lost a lot of knives that day..
>>43014
!sreliops oN
>>43017
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
She has +9 from 13 levels of rogue, +0 from 1 level of assassin, and +3 from three levels of blackguard. That's a +12 bonus.
Feats are obtained by hit die mostly, so it doesn't make sense for an alternate form's feats to stack. You can claim one or the other sets of fears, but not both at the same time
>>43018
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
You don't have an ever whirling chain, you have an animated chain. An ever whirling chain has a market value of over 5 and a half million gp, or costs 53000 xp and 2.2 million gp. That's the equivalent of 10 wish spells.
>>43019
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>Attack bonus
Hmm, looks like I was mistaken.
I'll replace Greater Multi-Weapon Fighting with Quicken Spell-like ability.
>>43020
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
Then how has she been able to make three attacks per turn with it and attack from 60 ft away?
>>43022
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
Because you've been gaming the system by not specifying your feats, but letting us think that you have QuickDraw. You've been taking advantage of ignorance
>>43024
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
Yes, it was animated. You don't get a free 5.5 million gp item though. Or if you do, we all get 5500000+ GP in free items/53000 xp worth of items
>>43026
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
GM explained that the chain is capable of suspending itself 60 ft without the wielder having psychic powers, but is not an ever whirling chain, during the charge on RBG
>>43021
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
Yeah.. I'm definitely going to want that quickening feat.. I didn't realize that becoming Ethereal provoked an Attack of Opportunity.
>>43031
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
Idk.. she has that quiver, and she could also just carry the cane wherever because it does look like a weapon.
>>43032
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>she has the quiver
>she has
*cardishore security has the quiver
>carry the cane
I'm not sure transforming it and lifting it is a free action
>>43033
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>cardishore security has the quiver
No, I'm referring to the quiver she got from Thez; the one with the Bag of Holding as a side-pocket.
>>43034
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
You're claiming now that not only does she have extremely high storage capacity, she can also remove weapons from it that are of heavy construction as a free action?
>>43035
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>weapons from it that are of heavy construction
She doesn't have any heavy weapons except for the Warhammer she picked-up from Dick Cheney, and she's never even used that.
>high storage capacity
Yes, although she mostly uses it to feed her birds, desu (she washes it, of course), since she doesn't really have anyone to steal from. It did come in handy when feeding Killy, and she stores her chain and any heavier or non-weapon objects in the Bag of Holding.
>>43036
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
I don't think we got the cane swords variety, but my guess is long sword, which is heavier than light. As for drawing a hidden weapon with sleight of hand, that's a standard action. You can do it as a free action, but with a -20 penalty
>>43036
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>mostly used to feed her birds
Oh bullshit. How many bodies are in there right now? How many thousands of gems? How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
>>43037
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
A long sword isn't finessible, and Korak definitely wanted to finess that thing.
If he was an epic-level Duelist, it was almost definitely a rapier.
>>43038
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>How many bodies are in there right now?
Zero. The bag is only as big as a broom closet.
>How many thousands of gems?
Didn't I say she left those in the vault?
>How many hundreds of pounds of other useless, stolen items?
Wat? Not much, except for whatever she just took off of the pirates.
>>43040
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>I could wind up stealing Thez or Tracy
Oh God you have a point. I'll try again in a location with saner women
>>43042
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>Who knows what he wanted to do
He was a rogue/duelist. He wasn't going to use any melee weapon that wasn't finessable. From the last pic I saw of it, it looks like a rapier: not a light weapon, but finessible.
I'll just have her carry it as a cane.
>>43045
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
The comparable weapon in the D&D wiki is the cane sword, a sheathed short sword. Drawing it from the cane is a standard action without quick draw, and a free action with quick draw.
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>>43052
>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
\r
>flag
Do you want me to change your flag to that?
>promise
Uh huh. And Trumpaladin "promised" to stop having sex with females besides Tracy
\r
Tracy gets off of the ship, dumps her stuff in her room, and goes to tend to her birds.
>>43053
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
A short sword is a light weapon. You should take the weapon finesse feat. You have six total feats by the way
>>43054
>promised to stop having sex with other females
>sex with other females
>sex with females
>females
Wait a minute. I think I know how to avoid Darth Infernius, AND keep the promise to Tracy, AND increase Trumpaladin's number of sexual partners
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@43068
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>this thread
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>Wild Solar appears
But unironically, cease this faggotry right now
But unironically, cease this faggotry right now
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@43086
Eh, If I could trade levels, I'd trade something else.
Tracy is neither lawful nor good, and it'd be dumb to play her as such.
Eh, If I could trade levels, I'd trade something else.
Tracy is neither lawful nor good, and it'd be dumb to play her as such.
>>43087
>neither lawful nor good
You should change that. She's annoying as neutral evil, and Lawful Good is just objectively the best alignment
>something else
What would your preferred set of levels be?
>neither lawful nor good
You should change that. She's annoying as neutral evil, and Lawful Good is just objectively the best alignment
>something else
What would your preferred set of levels be?
>>43103
Stop fucking telling me how to play a lawful good character if you want to claim "lol ebin ebil upvote me please!" who isn't evil but stupid and fucks over the whole party in the process. The hypocrisy is beyond obnoxoious
Stop fucking telling me how to play a lawful good character if you want to claim "lol ebin ebil upvote me please!" who isn't evil but stupid and fucks over the whole party in the process. The hypocrisy is beyond obnoxoious
>>43104
You're right, I really haven't been playing her ebil enough to meet the role.
It's difficult when she can't keep anything secret though..
You're right, I really haven't been playing her ebil enough to meet the role.
It's difficult when she can't keep anything secret though..
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>>43102
>>>/test/
>>>/test/
>>43109
>It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman is
Yeah, I didn't read the meme before posting.
Batman is actually really lawful, perhaps more than a lot of heroes, despite how he works.
>It's under appreciated just how damned principled Batman is
Yeah, I didn't read the meme before posting.
Batman is actually really lawful, perhaps more than a lot of heroes, despite how he works.
I g2g
>>43110
GM said the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self. So selfish. Because most moral principles actually have some utility to them, he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange. He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts, since they don't have any real benefit and can have harms
GM said the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self. So selfish. Because most moral principles actually have some utility to them, he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange. He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts, since they don't have any real benefit and can have harms
>>43113
>he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange
That's Lawful Ebil.
>he couldn't be pure evil because morals like honesty and loyalty are generally necessary to maintain group cohesion or the trust that allows for voluntary exchange
That's Lawful Ebil.
>>43117
But chaotic evil isn't as strong. If you don't have rules and covenants and oaths then you can't facilitate trust, and if you don't have trust you can neither succeed in large collective endevours nor repeated voluntary exchange. And when you don't have that, you can't accomplish anything truly great...
>>43115
As for how to play neutral evil... I think I'd have to reduce ambitions/expectations
But chaotic evil isn't as strong. If you don't have rules and covenants and oaths then you can't facilitate trust, and if you don't have trust you can neither succeed in large collective endevours nor repeated voluntary exchange. And when you don't have that, you can't accomplish anything truly great...
>>43115
As for how to play neutral evil... I think I'd have to reduce ambitions/expectations
>>43120
Maybe if you have very high grade and enhanced super powers, maybe, but even then, you'll be afraid to go to sleep. In general, humans are not very powerful as individuals, regardless of how intelligent, strong, or well resourced they are, and giving them standard fantasy superpowers increases that but actually not by a lot. Where humans really gain their power is in getting other humans to do things for them that they want. That requires someone to actually want to do you bidding and believe that you aren't going to fuck them over next. But when you have a class of people - or better, and entire nation - willing to execute your commands, then you've got some serious power, especially when combined with standard fantasy super powers
Maybe if you have very high grade and enhanced super powers, maybe, but even then, you'll be afraid to go to sleep. In general, humans are not very powerful as individuals, regardless of how intelligent, strong, or well resourced they are, and giving them standard fantasy superpowers increases that but actually not by a lot. Where humans really gain their power is in getting other humans to do things for them that they want. That requires someone to actually want to do you bidding and believe that you aren't going to fuck them over next. But when you have a class of people - or better, and entire nation - willing to execute your commands, then you've got some serious power, especially when combined with standard fantasy super powers
>>43014
.tey erus toN.
>>43039
Actually, it was a schiavonna, and he didn't use weapon finesse.
>>43042
If you must know, if Thez was a porta-potty, she'd be "occupied".
>>43048
Korak's sword isn't a 'cane sword', its a basket-hilted sword that transforms into a cane when the user engages the mechanism in it.
>>43053
Damage-wise, its a long sword.
>>43056
Oh god
>>43058
At least this one wouldn't be wearing pink armor
>>43070
Not knocked out, just stunned so she could shove the bottle of air down his throat without him resisting. He is,... safe.
.tey erus toN.
>>43039
Actually, it was a schiavonna, and he didn't use weapon finesse.
>>43042
If you must know, if Thez was a porta-potty, she'd be "occupied".
>>43048
Korak's sword isn't a 'cane sword', its a basket-hilted sword that transforms into a cane when the user engages the mechanism in it.
>>43053
Damage-wise, its a long sword.
>>43056
Oh god
>>43058
At least this one wouldn't be wearing pink armor
>>43070
Not knocked out, just stunned so she could shove the bottle of air down his throat without him resisting. He is,... safe.
>>43113
>He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts
See, that's exactly my issue here. I want to do really ebil things, even if only once in a while, but I can't really think of things she could do and get away with in this environment. When I think of neutral ebil, I think "does whatever she can get away with", although it's hard to keep secrets in a campaign like this.
>the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self
Idk.. I can think of a lot of characters who were objectively ebil, but really weren't helping themselves at all. I always took the dicotomy of "good vs ebil" as "helping people vs hurting people". The defining qualities of an ebil character should be determined by their cruelty, malice, or willingness to cause great harm or suffering unto others, for whatever reason or lack of reason that may be.
Even in lore and fiction surrounding /tg/ games, it's not hard to find objectively ebil characters who didn't really do much in service to themselves. A lot of LE characters could be some jerk committing vile acts for "the greater good" (bullshit), while other LE or even NE characters may be loyal cohorts to ebil people they respect, or champions of nations that happen to serve ebil gods. For these kinds of characters, you can tell their evil by the cruel acts they commit, their depravity, or the dastardly methods they use to carry-out whatever it is they do: if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil. Even CE characters don't have to be motivated by self-interest to be ebil; oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred something else that makes them choose to destroy everything or hurt innocent people.
>He's make up for the lack of purity in evil in the shear scale of what is done. I definitely wouldn't do pointless, non-self serving evil acts
See, that's exactly my issue here. I want to do really ebil things, even if only once in a while, but I can't really think of things she could do and get away with in this environment. When I think of neutral ebil, I think "does whatever she can get away with", although it's hard to keep secrets in a campaign like this.
>the defining feature of the good-evil alignment is service to others against service to self
Idk.. I can think of a lot of characters who were objectively ebil, but really weren't helping themselves at all. I always took the dicotomy of "good vs ebil" as "helping people vs hurting people". The defining qualities of an ebil character should be determined by their cruelty, malice, or willingness to cause great harm or suffering unto others, for whatever reason or lack of reason that may be.
Even in lore and fiction surrounding /tg/ games, it's not hard to find objectively ebil characters who didn't really do much in service to themselves. A lot of LE characters could be some jerk committing vile acts for "the greater good" (bullshit), while other LE or even NE characters may be loyal cohorts to ebil people they respect, or champions of nations that happen to serve ebil gods. For these kinds of characters, you can tell their evil by the cruel acts they commit, their depravity, or the dastardly methods they use to carry-out whatever it is they do: if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil. Even CE characters don't have to be motivated by self-interest to be ebil; oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred something else that makes them choose to destroy everything or hurt innocent people.
>>43124
>>43124
>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil
Well, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred
Sure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
>>43125
Oh hush
>>43124
>if you're killing babies, even if it benefits you in no way, you're probably ebil
Well, yeah, but why? Like why do it
> oftentimes they're only motivated by pure hatred
Sure, but what is the cause of this hatred? Even hatred and revenge have causes, and I think it makes for a more compelling character and story when you can understand why
I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
>>43125
Oh hush
>>43126
>Like why do it
Idk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>Like why do it
Idk, if the laws of your land demand it, or you're motivated by hatred or anger, or if you're just a psycopath... etc
>>43127
If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123
>>43128
Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129
Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130
Tracy is stolen right now
If there's a real reason then sure. And it needs to be a half-way reasonable reason, otherwise you can't sympathize with the character and it's just, well, stupidity
>>43123
>>43128
Whelp, no stealing Thez or Infernius then. Guess that leaves one target of opportunity
>>43129
Sure, there can be reason for things, they just have to, you know, actually exist
>>43130
Tracy is stolen right now
>>43126
>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she feels like it.
>I think that what you really want to do is play a stupid character who does dumb things.
No, I'm just trying to play a sadistic, psychopathic character who kills/tortures/mutilates other sentient creatures whenever she can get away with it, because she feels like it.
>>43134
Let her speak to him when you can though. I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched.
Let her speak to him when you can though. I want to summon Dadybird now that the chicks have hatched.
>>43139
He just slipped out
>>43140
For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141
Dadybird?
He just slipped out
>>43140
For the record, I've had a full stat-table for horny Thez the whole time, but the only time it would have been active previously is when Tracy cut off her tail, and it was busy so I didn't play it that way, and now the durpy ion stone is attached to the fetus. Still, Pickle-I'nis is having an observable effect on her.
>>43141
Dadybird?
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>>43147
Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
Summon Nature's Ally VIII. Infernius has it as a Domain spell.
Dadybird is probably the only roc in the region, so wouldn't the spell call him?
>>43151
"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
"D'aww, that's so sweet of you! Who's a good girl?"
*blows into pony belly*
"Who's a good girl?"
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>>43152
Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
Oh, I didn't see the distinction in the spell description. I knew that the Summon Monster description specified an "extraplanar creature", so I assumed the "natural creature" described on Nature's Ally was from the native plane.
I was going to do that scene when the birds got big enough to fly, but I thought I might have been able to do it earlier..
[1d20+22 = 38]
>>43164
Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
>>43164
Reeeeeee! Rolling to grapple the pony again!
Although I think she was already grappled and was pinned, so an escape artist win would move her from pinned to only grappled, but eh, who cares. Grapple pony
>>43170
I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
I don't think you quite succeeded with that
Trumpaladin, realizing he's not going to get the fluffy cute stuffed animal that he wanted, leaves
>>43172
Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
Some Admin must have changed the bump limit without telling us or (more likely) I never saw them say it was changed
[1d20+12 = 21]
>>43173
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>Retreating from threatened square
Attack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more
>>43173
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
>Retreating from threatened square
Attack of opportunity
Rolling to trip once more
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>>43216
Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.
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>>43228
There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to upload
The image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload
>>43229
"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"
There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to upload
The image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload
>>43229
"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"
>>43231
I have a bunch of pics on a zip.
"You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*
I have a bunch of pics on a zip.
"You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*
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>>43238
"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*
"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*
>>43241
>"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
"It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."
>"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
"It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."
>>43245
In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw. P-I'nes?
In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw. P-I'nes?
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>>43260
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."
>>43270
"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"
*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*
"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"
*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*
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>>43278
>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*
"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."
>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*
"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."
>>43280
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.
*helps self to snack food*
>>43264
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.
>>43295
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.
BTW, I hope this isn't too high on the overboard, but I almost wanna suggest a "Gay Bathhouse" player for the Mlpol 4cc team. I know there'd be pillars of salt if I even suggested it.
>>43301
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.
[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff
>>43303
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1
>>43305
OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
OH THANK GOD
*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*
"Fae, I summon thee!"
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>>43304
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.
>>43308
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."
>>43308
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.
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[1d20+23 = 26]
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused
>>43305
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.
>>43320
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*
[1d20+25 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category
>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?
>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself
>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack
[1d20+13 = 20]
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors
Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.
Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
Fae flies off.
Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time
[1d25 = 16]
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC
Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC
Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him
[1d20+23 = 27]
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*
>>43341
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"
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>>43349
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..
>>43353
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.
>>43353
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*
>>43355
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap
*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap
*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*
>>43355
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.
>>43359
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*
>>43360
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form
>>43362
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*
>>43372
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!
Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!
Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium
>>43373
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"
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>>43375
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*
I think the mad bastard actually pulled it off
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>>43380
>>43383
Trumpaladin and Fae now turn to face the Tentacle monster. They grab the keg, already grabbed and elevated by the tentacle monster, elevating it higher, and removing the lid
They stare down the tentacles
"Oh blessed Elway, who art football, who created the universe with that Football he stole from Peyton Manning, and who was the very first to cum inside rainbow dash, and did so from the 30 yard line, bless this holy gatorade that purifies. For as we anoint our super bowl victors with it, so to do we cleanse evil with its holy electrolytes"
Pours Holy Gatorade onto tentacles, pony, pony fluff, and into open mouths
>>43383
Trumpaladin and Fae now turn to face the Tentacle monster. They grab the keg, already grabbed and elevated by the tentacle monster, elevating it higher, and removing the lid
They stare down the tentacles
"Oh blessed Elway, who art football, who created the universe with that Football he stole from Peyton Manning, and who was the very first to cum inside rainbow dash, and did so from the 30 yard line, bless this holy gatorade that purifies. For as we anoint our super bowl victors with it, so to do we cleanse evil with its holy electrolytes"
Pours Holy Gatorade onto tentacles, pony, pony fluff, and into open mouths
>>43384
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' Go the sentient hair tentacle, as half of the colossal mass is burned away by the holy nectar
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' Go the sentient hair tentacle, as half of the colossal mass is burned away by the holy nectar
>>43385
"Praise be to Elway" as Trumpaladin and Fae drink holy Gatorade from red solo cups, and several Generals come in with with more kegs of the blessed electrolyte-filled liquid
"Praise be to Elway" as Trumpaladin and Fae drink holy Gatorade from red solo cups, and several Generals come in with with more kegs of the blessed electrolyte-filled liquid
>>43384
In a last-ditch effort, the remaining half of fiendish fluff reaches out to grab the paladin.
"....Become one with me, Flashy.. We'll rule the Plane of Fluffiness together..! Come with me, and I will make you God Emperor..."
*tentacles bow their heads, as two tiny green lights shine through the colossal jungle of fluff*
In a last-ditch effort, the remaining half of fiendish fluff reaches out to grab the paladin.
"....Become one with me, Flashy.. We'll rule the Plane of Fluffiness together..! Come with me, and I will make you God Emperor..."
*tentacles bow their heads, as two tiny green lights shine through the colossal jungle of fluff*
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>>43387
Trumpaladin hears the offer. He ponders the offer. He starts to speak...
And then Fae and two Generals poor more Gatorade onto the fluff "Back to /qa/ where you belong tentacle monsters. This is a Broncos Neighborhood
*Fae glares at Trumpaladin*
>>43388
*Pours more Gatorade*
"We got a hell of a lot more red solo cups where that came from," thesexually frustrated kitty priestess proclaims
Trumpaladin hears the offer. He ponders the offer. He starts to speak...
And then Fae and two Generals poor more Gatorade onto the fluff "Back to /qa/ where you belong tentacle monsters. This is a Broncos Neighborhood
*Fae glares at Trumpaladin*
>>43388
*Pours more Gatorade*
"We got a hell of a lot more red solo cups where that came from," the
>>43391
*tentacles flail, wriggle and scream in pain, appearing not unlike salted snails.
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
*tentacles flail, wriggle and scream in pain, appearing not unlike salted snails.
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'
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>>43395
Of course it is. It's not letting go any time soon.
*tentacle suspends Trumpladin high in the air flailing him around, but seemingly unable to absorb him without the combined fluff of its sisters*
It lets out a tenacious hissing sound.
Of course it is. It's not letting go any time soon.
*tentacle suspends Trumpladin high in the air flailing him around, but seemingly unable to absorb him without the combined fluff of its sisters*
It lets out a tenacious hissing sound.
"Oh Blessed Elway, give me guidance"
*Fae sprinkles more holy Gatorade from a red solo cup onto Tracy, splashing her in the face*
*Fae sprinkles more holy Gatorade from a red solo cup onto Tracy, splashing her in the face*
"O Football, creator of Love and Life, ye who hath banished Basketball and the Oakland Raiders from thy sight, and expunged all false football from thy Heaven, hear now the prayer of your humble servant"
>>43399
Tentacle is also deafened, for as Trump spoke the holy word of Football in such context, he did speak the holy word, which if the tentacle stuffs were to be considered equal HD (which they probably wouldn't be) then the minimal side affect is deafness (temporary)
Tentacle is also deafened, for as Trump spoke the holy word of Football in such context, he did speak the holy word, which if the tentacle stuffs were to be considered equal HD (which they probably wouldn't be) then the minimal side affect is deafness (temporary)
>>43399
>>43400
>>43402
Pointing at the monster/tracy, he proclaims
"This creature is evil in mine eyes, o Football. See ye this foul presence, which hath strayed from the path of Football and possibly even Baseball, going thence into Volleyball and possibly even down the path of Foosball; this presence in the world which should not be."
"I call forth the everlasting light of Football and summon His Almighty Majesty, John Elway"
>>43400
>>43402
Pointing at the monster/tracy, he proclaims
"This creature is evil in mine eyes, o Football. See ye this foul presence, which hath strayed from the path of Football and possibly even Baseball, going thence into Volleyball and possibly even down the path of Foosball; this presence in the world which should not be."
"I call forth the everlasting light of Football and summon His Almighty Majesty, John Elway"
>>43404
"Come forth, John Elway, expunge this false football from the world, journey forth from thy alternate dimension and punt this cuck over thy goal post of righteousness. Make thee now a field goal that shall resound with thy everlasting glory, and shall echo throughout the very furthest reaches of space and time; a sonic rainboom of pure Football, which is now and shall evermore be The Denver Broncos."
"Come forth, John Elway, expunge this false football from the world, journey forth from thy alternate dimension and punt this cuck over thy goal post of righteousness. Make thee now a field goal that shall resound with thy everlasting glory, and shall echo throughout the very furthest reaches of space and time; a sonic rainboom of pure Football, which is now and shall evermore be The Denver Broncos."
>>43405
A rainboom from where you might ask? From motherfucking Rainbow Dash, that's who. Learn about it, while all you cucks have been trying to come inside Rainbow Dash, this balla-supreme is the only one too 1337 that he wanted to come OUT of Rainbow Dash. And so he did, which was the penultimate birth of Football. For Football had existed, does exist, and shall exist forevermore Football, this was whence Football was to be revealed, unknown even to those of what would become Denver.
A rainboom from where you might ask? From motherfucking Rainbow Dash, that's who. Learn about it, while all you cucks have been trying to come inside Rainbow Dash, this balla-supreme is the only one too 1337 that he wanted to come OUT of Rainbow Dash. And so he did, which was the penultimate birth of Football. For Football had existed, does exist, and shall exist forevermore Football, this was whence Football was to be revealed, unknown even to those of what would become Denver.
And with that <dramatic flourish> I bake
*goes to bed*
Elway gives his approval of Fae. Specifically, he approves of the fact that Fae is dander-free
"it's good that the lion is dander free; if there was dander involved this sort of exorcism could get complicated"
But he issues a warning to Trumpaladin
"just out of curiosity what was the dander situation with the fluffy pony that turned into the tentacle monster? I feel like you might not want to touch your eyes after that one. When I was just a small Elway, I once touched my eyes after petting a fluffy camel that was only 34% Football, and my eyes puffed up to twice the size of Peyton Manning's forhead, which caused my skull to explode, and long story short that's what created the situation that liberals are calling global warming.
I would be careful with those dander particles if I were you
sometimes they can bore your way through your eyeballs and into your brain, and if they can figure out how your brain works they might be able to control your body and make you dance a hearty jig"
Trumpaladin promptly leaves to wash his hands and clothing, and to purify it of pony dander
>>43407
Fae says
"You've never been baptized, have you?"
*poors another red solo cup onto pony*
>>43409
>>43408
Praise American
"it's good that the lion is dander free; if there was dander involved this sort of exorcism could get complicated"
But he issues a warning to Trumpaladin
"just out of curiosity what was the dander situation with the fluffy pony that turned into the tentacle monster? I feel like you might not want to touch your eyes after that one. When I was just a small Elway, I once touched my eyes after petting a fluffy camel that was only 34% Football, and my eyes puffed up to twice the size of Peyton Manning's forhead, which caused my skull to explode, and long story short that's what created the situation that liberals are calling global warming.
I would be careful with those dander particles if I were you
sometimes they can bore your way through your eyeballs and into your brain, and if they can figure out how your brain works they might be able to control your body and make you dance a hearty jig"
Trumpaladin promptly leaves to wash his hands and clothing, and to purify it of pony dander
>>43407
Fae says
"You've never been baptized, have you?"
*poors another red solo cup onto pony*
>>43409
>>43408
Praise American