Well how about that,... air pirates. And they call their ship a derivative of "Cunt" too. I wonder if there's a connection, GM says dryly.
This leg of the game has the players either onboard or somewhere in the vicinity of the 'random' pirate airship that has taken to firing upon Trump Tower, as well as several of the characters. Unfortunately, a spell-caster onboard has placed a spell of Peace on the ship, and now there's a shimmering wall of force surrounding the captain.
Thez is hovering about 45deg from the front, ready to attack. Lenos is preparing for a Meteor Swarm, Infernius is speeding toward the ship, and Torcuil said "Fuck the Bullshit" and just teleported to it.
Trump wants to engage in diplomacy, but he rolled a 1 so he has to wait, and Tracy can't stab at ALL, which is an entirely new sensation for her.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>42116
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...
>Ship is named "Sloppy Cunt," similar to Korak's "Jolly Cunt."
Don't you think I hadn't noticed. I was going to ask a question about that. As soon as I can ask questions...
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>>42119
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".
>2 of the same name
Enough to imply a pattern for me.
All ships are cunts from here on out. If we build one, we'll name it "[insert here] Cunt".
>>42116
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?
>Can't stab
Can she at least phase through the deck/floor to pass under the wall of force and invade the Captain's square?
>>42121
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?
If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time
WHY??? That's one action to jaunt, another action to move, and a third action to jaunt. Maybe more than one move action. Three whole rounds before you can do anything? Why do you want to wait that long? Have you not waited long enough? Do you want to just delay getting into the meat of it indefinitely?
If you are annoyed by shields, we'll have the wizard destroy them. It would take less time
>GM does a quick review of all the metamagic feats.
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability
>Thez starts to sniffle cuz realizes she was way more powerful than she realized when she had magic
>>42125
Remember, to augment the phasing you need quicken spell-like ability
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>tfw sky pirates start attacking your party's base, violating the NAP, so you stabby-stabby the airship and Kek blesses you so you pop its source of lift
>>42129
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.
Are you referring to the plan? Cuz that balloon-like membrane that popped earlier was just a perimeter spell to keep out accidental incoming and to alert when legitimate threats/infiltration appear.
>>42130
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped
Awww, I thought it was the actual balloon
I was wondering why the ship wasn't falling, but now I understand why you said it shouldn't have popped
>>42127
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.
Can lurk, but can't post much..
I was looking at half-fiend abilities just a few hours ago. Those powers are sexy.
Can lurk, but can't post much..
I'm assuming Torc could detect this, cause its fucking easy as hell to notice.
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?
Is the balloon hot air or lighter than air?
The balloon is not the only source of lift and propulsion. There are a number of large vertically and horizontally aligned propellers that whirl all on their own.
>>42138
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.
>easier
Oh, you'd think that,....
From its appearance, the aesthetics make clear that this particular airship was designed more to be a luxury yacht, rather than a pirate's vessel. It features an expansive deck area lined with cushy seats. with a bar/poker table situated slightly below the steering. The wood trim is sleek and well polished, while the metals are comparably sculpted, inlaid, or encasing. It almost looks elven, but not quite.
>>42140
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.
Not just formidable, but coordinated and practiced. The last batch of pirates were noobs compared to these. Hell, their clothes are even clean.
*picks bolts out of body*
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*dark energy-channeling stops*
[sad blackguard noises]
[sad blackguard noises]
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After an extensive and multiday exercise in hermeneutics, I have determined that under 3.5e rules, Fae would not be eligible to advance in size category from the Paladin's Mount hit die... I did discover a few other things, like additional ability scores and feats, that she would receive that make up for about half the difference in damage and attack
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>>42148
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]
Tracy suddenly looks slightly more pissed-off than she did a moment ago, for no apparent reason.
"It's rigged.. It's always rigged..!" she curses quietly under her breath in horse-speech.
[mutters something about stabbing commentators]
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>>42149
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.
What feats are those? I might train Tracy in them, for the sake of cavalry charges and whatnot.
Can I get any tips on the functional use of Astral Projection?
>>42155
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.
The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.
>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons
I discovered that both the paladin's mount hit die and the two cleric levels allowed her to receive new feats and ability score increases the same way it would a player character, so I alloted the two ability points to strength and constitution respectively to even out the obnoxious as fuck odd-numbered set of physical ability points Dragonnes have.
The three feats are Improved Natural Attack (bite), Improved Natural Attack (claws), and Multiattack. All three apply only to use of natural weapons, and so are basically monster-only feats. Improved Natural Attack is my favorite monster feat, and it increases the damage die of a natural attack as if the creature had moved up one size category. Multiattack reduces the penalty for secondary attacks with natural weapons from -5 to -2.
>Train Tracy in them
Both feats apply only to natural weapons, so Tracy would only really be eligible for them in her transformed states. She'd benefit from both of them I think, but I've noticed that you prefer to use proper and exotic weapons over natural weapons
>>42160
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today
There's another /mlpol/ match in an hour or two (hard to say cuz they were delayed) but laater today
>>42161
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons
They are natural weapons. In the case of horses, Nightmares, and Cauchemars, hooves are the primary natural weapon, and Nightmares have added fire damage. Nightmares and Cauchemars also have bite attacks as secondary natural weapons
>>42164
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?
In calculating Fae's base attack bonus, can we add the bonus from the class levels ontop of her Magical Beast attack bonus, or must her entire set of Hit Die be reinterpreted?
>>42166
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.
I was wondering about this for Tracy's attacks as well, but didn't ask because I didn't want to get nerfed.
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Posting nazbol memes cuz I have a little bit of time to kill..
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Idk why, but these always crack me up.
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/ancap/ vs /sg/
I'm going to a movie with my family, so I'll be out for a few hours. I believe there are several more /pol/ league games anyways, so I think we'd have a delayed start tonight either way
/MLPOL/ IS PLAYING
GM, can you put Tenko in the game later, so Tracy can kill him?
>>42193
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.
Not cruel/unusual enough.
That autistic screeching while the song was playing was just uncalled for.
>>42194
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval
Uncalled for, but unsurprising. I'm sure he got all kinds of PMs bout "fuck Mlpol" at interval
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Alright, sorry for the delay. That last match of the cup made me mad and I needed a moment to chill.
Praise Epona!
>>42228
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
The pirates, who were advancing on Tracy and Trump seem hesitant, and who try to pretend to not watch.
[1d4+1 = 2]
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42228
>pants off
>armor off
>helmet off
pointless roll to see how long it takes her to strip him bare
*takes his head into her mouth and bucks violently*
>>42231
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
What are you talking about distracted? Its not like they're watching anything,.... They're not oblivious though. Where exactly did Torcuil teleport to?
>>42241
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
The suit counts as clothing, so I didn't count it in the strip check
*publicly ravages Paladin*
>>42242
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
You do, but immediately come under the effects of the Zone of Peace. Being a Cleric yourself, you immediately fixate on a fellow toward the front of the ship who is maintaining a mantra-chant, his hands showing symbolic gestures.
I realize, due to smoke concealment, it'd look like one of those cartoonish dust clouds you'd see in Looney Toons to anyone more than 10 ft away....
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
It's completely clear that they're naked though. Jets of blue fire are shooting out here and there as well.
*continues ravaging paladin, making a lot of distracting noises in the process*
His head is in her mouth again.
He's gonna be pissed when he finds out his armor was taken off..
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
at least he has the shield.
This is unironically one of the reasons why I had Tracy make him that Hat of Glamering. It should make his undershirt look presentable.
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The credits roll on the movie I am watching, and the first thing I see when I check my phone (immediately) is "will save," and the second thing I see is "continues ravaging paladin, his head fully in her mouth"
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GM, did you say lvl 8 or 9 spells where the limit for Torc after leveling up?
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
>>42264
A big beautiful wall that the pirates will pay for?
Seriously, I was thinking things like protection spells.
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Trumpaladin gives Tracy an expression that says (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST), and knocks her the fuck off
*cums inside horse*
*cums inside horse*
>>42266
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Of course, that's totally non-violent
>>42267
Of course, that's totally non-violent
At this point two things occur. A chunk sound, followed by a "What?!" from a distant Thez, and also fiery hell bursts forth from outside the ship, aimed at the balloon-things.
As the Peace-field dissipates, Tracy continues to have her way with Trump, oblivious to the field being rendered null. The pirates - mostly - are likewise oblivious to the field status, as they can't look away from the scene apparent.
Around Lenos' diminuative size appear four fiery spheres which streak toward and strike at the balloon. With four distinct flashes, the balloon,... shows some charring, but no apparent damage.
*puts his armor and everything back on*
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
Is bitch smacking permitted in a zone of peace?
>>42269
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
"Welp, guess thats my cue"
Torc looks directly at the captain.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Irresistible_Dance
>>42274
Nope
[1d20+19 = 36]
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
>>42273
>donning hastily
*Sleight of Hand to conceal little door-thing that would normally cover his crotch-dock*
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"why you attack us kike?!?"
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>>42280
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>tfw medieval knights often got boners in battle, and/or they wanted their enemies to think they had big swords
>>42278
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
Fug
>>42276
Also forgot meme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo
>>42285
I honestly don't know how to feel about this
>>42275
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
The legendary irresistable dance, formerly attributed to "Otto". We meet again. Alright.
Lenos, from his position is able to witness Thez' crazy Tron-disk bounce off the balloon. That's right, it bounced off. Further, a full spread of Meteor Swarm resulted in charring. Lenos is beginning to think this isn't a balloon at all.
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>>42286
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
That reminds me of a piece of equipment that we need to get for Torcuil: The Codpiece of Attention
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Codpiece_of_Attention_(3.5e_Equipment)
>>42287
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
CALL FAE
But first, ask her through empathic link to check out damage to the town from bombardment
*pulls out and activates sword while moving to get within range of the balloon things
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>>42302
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
If you'd hurry up with the pirates you could attack the temple and you wouldn't need to worry about a stone horse,....
[1d20+19 = 23]
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
>>42300
Escape artist check, because reasons.
After that, she promtly puts him on her back, and phases beneath the deck to get into the captains square.
Trump just tried to grapple earlier, can you grapple in a zone of peace?
>>42308
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
>>42309
Trump and Tracy phase quickly through the floor, and find themselves in a living-quarters area with an attached balcony. The balcony overlooks,... whatever the ship is over, and from their position, both can determine that the Captain's force wall sphere extends into the floor. There's only 2 guys here, both really skinny and rather noobish, who look at T/T fearfully.
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42312
>force wall sphere extends into the floor
.... Well fug....... I didn't know you could do that..
Search check to find any possible way around it.
>>42315
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
Don't worry about it, you're below-decks.
Meanwhile, the small group around the captain, and including the captain (who naturally is the most ornate of the bunch), continues to dnce.
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>>42317
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>Look for ways around the force field sphere
>sphere
I guess they are out of line of sight now, but before they left, did Trumpaladin see the dancers? Do they look fabulous?
>>42322
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
"Why are you so interested in getting close to this man? Hmmm? HMMM??? Want to put your nuzzle up to his, don't you?"
>>42328
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
Tries one more time to talk to captain
"Excuse me, can you tell me why you attacked our tower and city?"
Also, Fae was called a while ago, I assume she's nearing?
has lenos gotten close enough to physicaly attack the balloons with his sword?
>>42326
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
>tfw when opening the video and then closing it, and my lady admonishes me and tells me to put it back on
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[3d20 = 31]
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
[4d20 = 43]
Fine
Trumpaladin slashes to kill something
Also, Fae should be here, so she's ordered to pounce on some guy
>>42342
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
Technically, the party "attacked first" from the perspective of the pirates. What the pirates don't know is that the "flaming explosion" attack was Lenos awkwardly detecting Thez' shenanigens and had no violent intentions behind them.
>>42344
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
>Sex offender shuffle
Harsh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
>>42346
Under d&d rules the Mount dimension doors in the round after it is called. It's GM who makes it take so damned long
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>>42355
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
That's how she came the first time. From a different dimension. Just not summoned
Fine
"Fae I summon thee"
*does hand movements as appropriate*
>>42357
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
KEK
>>42358
Yes that. Its a good thing Lenos is above the "balloon", cuz otherwise I'd have alot of explaining to do. The Sword passes harmlessly through the balloon, given both the nature of the sword and the nature of the balloon.
>>42364
That is unknown. There's lots of pirates to kill, a guy in less piratey equipment, and an impenetrable sphere overlooking a blackjack table, filled with about 10 people dancing hysterically.
[1d20+21 = 40]
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
[3d20 = 32]
*loose 60-ft chain*
Attack nearest pirate
Intimidate check
*puts sword away and glares at balloons before heading to the deck to burn pirates*
Alright, can we just assume the Pirates got owned? They were only level 6-8, and there was only a couple dozen of them.
>>42379
No
>>42379
No
>>42381
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Can I approach and stare the hell down the people at the blackjack table?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcKW2xDcxLM
Just wanna say, >tfw
>>42386
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
"I appreciate your moves, but can you tell us why the hell you shot at our base and our city?"
>>42389
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the wall of force disappears (it only gets 1 round/level) and as it does so, the Captain and those inside continue to dance. Its ludicrous to think they're still under the effects of the spell, so the dancing must be voluntary.
Eventually the captain and his cohorts realize that they're not surrounded by their men who are in fact dead and dying along the deck of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
"Let me guess, you want,..." he cuts off, and runs toward the rear of the ship.
[3d20 = 29]
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
Fae, having most definitely been summoned, is ordered to Pounce on a cohort
Pounce!
[3d20 = 39]
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
>>42409
Oh no he doesn't!
MOUNT FLYING THING AND CHASE HIM!
Tracy and Trump go after him, Fae pounces cohorts
Rolling for Pounce because damn it, I have a death machine and I am using it
The rest of the "Captain's Cohorts" freeze in place, but a well-dressed mage steps forth wearing a well-tailored black suit with emerald pinstripes and fine accoutrements (pocket watch, crystal monacle, proper white gloves, spats, etc.)
bring him to the tower training room when you catch him ill be ready to start the torture by the time you get him there *heads for the tower training room*
>>42425
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
You don't want to fight that mage?
You rolled short.
Tracy flies down to grab Infernius and stuff the captain in her bag.
>>42428
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
I'm nerfing your flying soon
If Trumpaladin has to roll a 15 to get on a horse you can fucking walk
>>42434
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
>Has to roll a 20
You're definitely fucking nerfed. The next time your character tries to fly or avoid falling to death, post deletion and ban
\r
*spots mage and turns around and heads back to the ship* The mage is mine to kill
>>42436
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
Stahp. Stop fucking up the story. Let us get some exposition to move the story along for Christ sake
>>42439
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
You're welcome to wait, but Lenos can still attack. His character has no reason not to.
>>42440
>in the bag
He'll suffocate, but it's still easy storage.
>>42450
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
F> is the mage. I haven't gone back and looked at what I determined his name was, but he's far past pleasantries so I figure I can wait on that. He's subjecting the party to wicked-level illusions and mind-games n shit.
Meanwhile, Infernius finds, upon attempting to detain the increasingly wiley captain, that he is holding a cheap bathrobe, and that the real captain is falling at standard speed with a smirk on his face.
>>42465
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
As he looks at the increasingly descending captain, the sky around him turns red, the clouds catch fire, and the whole planet beneath turns to ash and ember. The air chokes him, and there are no kitties.
>>42443
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
As Tracy holds Infernius he begins to shift. She looks down and finds she's holding a weird octopus creature that has Trollestia's hed on the tips of each tentacle.
>>42476
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
That's 2. We'll leave it at "enough to dispel the illusion". Torcuil never got his either. So the party shakes off the lingering image of the illusion,... you do know that was an illusion right? Don't worry, there are still kitties.
Unfortunately the Captain, the Mage, and the Cleric from the ship's crew seem to have made an effective escape.
Not my finest hour
gm infernious you bastards im still laughing and my sides hurt now
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>>42485
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
The ship is littered with mostly/partially full bottles of alcohol, and the small kitchen is laden with a largely devoured boar. They appear to have been having a dinner party.
>>42490
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
Fae arrives, "Sorry I'm late, the GM forgot about me,... again."
>>42489
The thought of "No kittens" echoes to Infernius
>>42492
"It wasn't accidental, but I don't think they expected that kind of response," Thez offers. "Its not a balloon at all, its a floating rock!" she says, punching the "balloon".
>>42498
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
"Nope," her attention is waning, she seems particularly curious about the ship and its ammenities.
>>42499
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
May as well inspect the weapons. There were 14 cannons - are they on a separate deck, is that the entire complement?
well good night all lenos's faggot has to be up early to try and get broken truck fixed
>>42500
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
They're all fixed into the starboard side of the ship, with three forward facing cannons on top of it. The cannons appear operated and fed by an intricate array of mechanisms, all controlled by a hand crank.
>>42501
Lenos inspects the bar, later
>>42502
Thez looks at him like he just asked her something silly. "I don't even know what it is exactly,... but its cozy."
>>42507
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
I've made a note. Their environment isn't as stringent as I thought, so I'll make sure you come across one. It will probably be a mount for a black-guard lich mind flayer tho.
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>>42518
/mlpol/ is playing!
>>42518
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
>Implying he wouldn't be better off with the Mindflayer than with us
>>42524
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
>Mind Flayer is actually really nice and charming
>Torc falls in love and doesn't want to leave
>Party is convinced that the Mindflayer is controlling his brain with her powers
>Party """rescues""" Torc, despite his resistance
>>42525
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
>Party challenges the Mindflayer to save the NEET damsel in distress
>After causing the mindflayer damage, she flees
>Infernius grapples Torcuil and Trump dimension shackles him as he screams "NO! NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WITH YOU PSYCHOPATH FUCKUP WANKS!"
>Tracy gags him, hands him a long list and says "You're crafting these things for me, and paying for it with your own xp"
>In a far off field, the mindflayer changes back to her normal form: Trollestia
\r
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>>42548
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
Don't feel bad, idk either
Alright. Since I'm no longer invested in the 4cc, I'll be here-abouts if anyone wants to do stuff
>>42549
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
Can Tracy select Sneak Attack of Opportunity and Lingering Damage as her bonus feats? She meets the prerequisites, but Idk how ebin feats work.
>>42550
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
At epic level, of course she can, provided that the class allows those as bonus feats (which I'll bet they will)
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>>42551
It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damage
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity
It doesn't say that on the page though.
It only asks for Opportunist and Crippling Strike class features, along with +8d6 Sneak Attack damage.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Lingering_Damage
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sneak_Attack_of_Opportunity
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>>42556
Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.
What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
Does that imply that you can't select it until you have 20 levels? There are other feats that require minimum class levels, but these don't.
What about the holodeck? I don't see any restrictions for acquiring feats through other means.
>>42561
I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
I asked for an epic feat back when we were first selecting feats, GM said no epic feats for non-epic characters, and if I have to wait for ebin feats, so do you
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cleaned up version
I should have asked for this feat. Hell yes
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Celestial_Mount_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Half-Celestial_Mount_(3.5e_Feat)
So the party has a handy new airship, which is much faster and more maneuverable than the Tower. It also has fixed cannons that were able to dent the Tower. Lenos, and now Thez are 'examining' the bar, aside from a couple-dozen pirates lining the deck and somehow Infernius turning himself into a pickle, nothing but the sound of the wind and the rhythm of the ships mechanisms running is immediate.
>>42572
You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?
Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
You said it was operated by hand crank. Was it operated by a single hand crank, or is each cannon separately operated?
Has anyone figured out the basic controls on the thing yet?
>>42568
>>42569
Think any of these archetypes would be too much?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Creepy_Kid_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Outcast_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Psychotic_(3.5e_Feat)
>>42569
Think any of these archetypes would be too much?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Creepy_Kid_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Outcast_(3.5e_Feat)
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Psychotic_(3.5e_Feat)
[1d20+5 = 6]
>>42576
Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
>>42576
Uh, I'm assuming int gives a bonus.
So, bonus is +2 (Arcana knowledge) +3 int
What are feats btw?
>>42582
"Hiss!"
Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
"Hiss!"
Well, yes. Typical of homebrew feats, they function more like multiple ex's or sp's than a normal feat. But they look very easy to split into smaller parts, so that you can get some of the benefits while some are nerfed. I also think "Architype" feats are different than general feats in how they are acquired, but I really don't know and can't say how
>>42591
I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
I'm not sure, but I think an archetype feat is added on almost like a template on top of the character, rather than an acquired skill
>>42601
You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
You pick them. You already get like, 8 (1 + /3levels) and probably a bonus one or two. As role-playing tools they're really handy, or just as modifiers they work too.
>>42604
>>42599
I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword
>>42603
>>42604
Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
>>42599
I noticed that it was overlooked that Torcuil and Trumpaladin are eligible for an additional feat as a racial quality of being human. Can Trumpaladin select Weapon Focus for use of Vanderiem or does that feat need to go towards "weapon proficiency, bastard sword
>>42603
>>42604
Actually, the number of feats at 17th level is 6, +1 for humans
By the way, lest I forget, I did want to give shit to Infernius and Torcuil, who's faggots couldn't contain themselves from cross-threading in the 4cc thread, and especially Torcuil for thinking this was the first trophy Mlpol has gotten Xp
>>42604
You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
You can only have as many ranks in a skill as you have levels for Class skills, and you can only have half as many in cross-class skills
>>42606
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
"I can't believe we're having this conversation," she laments before slapping him down on the bar.
"Why are you a pickle?"
>>42608
The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression
The number of ranks you can have in a skill is equal to the class level plus 3 for class skills
http://www.ign.com/wikis/dungeons-and-dragons/Level_and_XP_progression
>>42612
Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614
"And how do you plan to not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
Torcuil is now 17th level. He can have up to 17 in any class-related skill or 8 in any non-class skill.
>>42614
"And how do you plan to not be a pickle, given that we don't even know what is on this ship? How did you become a pickle in the first place?"
Thez sighs and places Infernius in her drink, intent on continuing the discussion as she wanders about the ship, venturing below-deck to check it out.
>>42617
>Me unironically trying to make sense of this
Don't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
>Me unironically trying to make sense of this
Don't mind me, I've been a huge autist all day today..
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>>42628
Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
Alright, so aside from completely failing his initial attempts to understand the controls, Torcuil finds that the controls are quite simple. The ship can steer in any direction off of forward, but can't upset its gyroscopic position (down is always down). It can go forward and a minimal, medial, and nominal pace, has "poor" (per gaming terms) maneuverability, and was designed with idiots in mind (meaning, minimal user input).
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>has idea
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
Thez also goes to Tracy, still carrying beverage Infernius.
"Do you still have the skull-shaped bottle?" Eyes beaming mischievously.
>>42646
The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
The skull-shaped bottle is one of the ones that Thez gave Tracy some time ago. It made a cameo during the Terrasque fight. Thez has Tracy hold onto it cuz she thinks that Tracy will do something with it at some point, but in the meantime its an excuse to bug her.
[1d20 = 4]
>>42647
Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42647
Oh. Was that the bottle of air? Also, when stealing waifus, what modifier do I apply? Diplomacy? Grapple modifiers?
Where is Tracy's faggot? Oh well. Rolling to steal Tracy
>>42648
That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
That looks like a shitty roll, but it's a 38 if diplomacy is applied, and a 26 if grapple modifiers are applied. I am an expert waifu thief
[1d20+30 = 31]
>>42651
>The only two skills I put anything into
+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42651
>The only two skills I put anything into
+30 on the seduction modifier then
Rolling to seduce the nearest pony, which really out to be Tracy
>>42651
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
*intercom noises*
"This is your captain speaking, I would like you to know I'm going to try flying this fucking thing.
Uh, please fasten your seatbelts and hold on to your valuables"
Torc tries to pilot the ship towards the bay
There's a classic ship-wheel, except steering-wheel size attached to what looks like a podium. There's a lever on the middle-right and a smaller one above it. a number of buttons and switches adorn the console.
I should mention, the ship its self is levelled at about 1000 feet, which is relatively clear of any potential landmarks
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>>42665
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>There are no buildings over 1000 feet tall, so nothing to worry about crashing into
Nice to know
>>42666
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
>doesn't want to get blown up
Okay, fine. After a few rounds of daintily messing with the conrols, Torcuil figures out that the upper right is altitude, and the middle right is throttle. He's not particularly skilled, but he can be said to get an idea of how to guide the ship. No, there are no labels on the buttons and switches.
Sorry I had to step out...
>>42671
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>No labels
I'll let Lenos look at those later.
Uh, mid level throttle, steer towards the bay. Drop to low throttle half way. Then cut gas flip around and thrust until stopped when at the bay
>>42681
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
*steps over bodies*
*tears into boar*
Did the pirates drop anything interesting? Tracy's about to ransack the ship.
>>42680
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>wtf am I supposed to make of that
I know right? I'm guessing that means he lights himself on fire, or falls off, or knocks her over, or something that gets him stabbed or raped
>>42686
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
>You fall over and hit your neck in suck a way that you become quadraplegic, then she >rapes you like you asked, but you're unable to feel it or speak.
Can certain transmutations be made permanent?
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
>>42693
If they see you hitting on every female in the tavern, you might get a penalty.
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>>42704
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
Ones that aren't just drastic stat changes like bull's strength, but rather the ones that change the function or form of objects/people, like Animal Shape, Corrupt Weapon, or Air Walk.
>>42709
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
[happy pony noises]
"It's been a while since I've seen you like this, ~Flashy."
Hey wait, isn't Pegasus a magical beast, not an animal?
*shoots self for obnoxious metafaggotry*
>>42716
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
Oh please, animal form is legit, and I've been watching the whole way. Besides, I'm letting Infernius do this pickle-shit.
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[2d20 = 36]
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42720
"Finally!"
First strike is a stunning blow (DC34 v Fort), second strike is (at -4) putting the bottle of air in Infernius' mouth.
>>42726
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
>If someone ever makes a golem
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Anti-Communist_Machine_(3.5e_Feat)
Also, can I free Mr. Snek from the staff?
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
Basically effectively destroying it, but as a result Mr. Snek just follows Torc around always in snek form?
>>42732
>get ancap pony as Torc's stone horse
>give her this
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>>42740
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
Actually, there's a rod that already fits his description.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Rod_of_the_Python
>>42745
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>considers having Mr. Snek break it up.
Nah
"Come on Mr. Snek, lets go into a different room."
Torc escorts Snek into a different room.
>>42750
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
"Mwahahahaha<whoooof>hahaha!"
Infernius will be busy for some time. Let me reiterate, this wasyour idea. Thez on the other hand seems quite flushed.
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>>42752
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
"~Hmmm.. It seems you have found a lot more endurance since then..
*bucks harder*"
[pony sex noises]
"You've grown quite a bit, ~Flashy"
*looks back and bats eyelashes*
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>>42757
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
"You're stronger too, since back then"
*playfully bucks back strongly, remembering how he used to do it*
*uses wings to help in up and down movement*
*looks down at drink wondering if he is really that drunk off of only a few glasses*oofda
>>42766
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>Horsing around
Kek
*resumes humping pony*
>>42764
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
Snek is a mix desu. He shares components of the Giant Constrictor prescribed by the rod of Python, but has sentience and conditioning comparable to a wondrous figurine. In fact, that's kind of how I'm slicing snek; an unintentionally unique magical item based on dice and keks. The Giant Snek-staff or some shit, the largest of wondrous figurines.
>>42768
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
He says, after setting all this in motion. It was successful, and I've seen no contentious posts, so Infernius is occupied. Shush nao, deep innit.
>>42775
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
Giant constrictor stats, except with 1/2 Torcui's hp cuz familiar and cuz Torc is a waif. ^_^
>>42780
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
Is pushed back and humps back, but...
Trumpaladin stops humping and dismounts Tracy. She does not feel or see any sign he completed the sex act
*kisses*
"love you"
he leaves the room
>>42778
Trumpaladin comes in, with beautiful orange fur, resplindent gilded armor, and now, an long and gorgeous erect horse cock, that even the grouchy old scottsman has to admit is pretty pleasant to look at
"Hey, you can do polymorph too right? Maybe not now, but in an hour or so, after this wears off, would you maybe change me into a Dragonne?"
