/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>43210
"she walk away."
>>43211
"oh your a dirty girl huh?"
*chapter 3 initiated*

>>43212
The fluff that was around him comes closer to his skin, like it's a sentient force. It slowly envelopes him. Consumes him. He becomes indistinct from the fluff

>>43213
The ball of blue fluff responds in Trumpaladin's voice

"Good. The fluff is mine. All mine"

>>43214
"she let pet mane though."

Uhm, quick question: when did Tracy become fluffy?

>>43215
The ball of blue fur that one can only assume was once Trumpaladin hisses

>>43216
Just a few moments ago.
She's the Element of Unoriginality: one of her talents is ripping-off other OCs.

>>43217
*pats sides*

>>43216
Eh. This post >>43196

>>43218
This. So much this

>>43219
*reaches out with blue furred arms to rub and feel and hug the remainer of the pony*

"Did they ever make you wear one of the full body suits in mental asylums? If they're like this, it's pretty cosy"

>>43218
So she just decided to go fluffy?
>>43213
I'm reminded of that Aryanne pic where she's speaking at a podium and has a vibrator attached

>>43221
"I've worn straight-jackets before, but they could never hold me for long.. They're not that cosy.."
>>43222
Yes.
We Flufflepuff nao.

>>43223
"I see..."

Hugs fluff, because there is just never enough

>>43222
yea i know
>couldn't find it.

>>43225
>dat pic
Why?

>>43225
At least post the pic with the straightjacket...

>>43228
There's only like 320 pics of Tracy Cage and no new ones, compared to a pony like Flash Sentry who has over 7000 and evidently a number of fans. There are only so many to upload
The image I really want to upload, a picture of Chrystalis being consumed by flufflepuffs, didn't want to upload

>>43229
"Is your past behind you, on Equestria? Is it best to forget about it? Are you starting anew?"

>>43231
I have a bunch of pics on a zip.
"You can take a pony out of Equestria, but you can't take Equestria out of a pony. Now shhhh..."
*stuffs head deep down into infinite chasm of fluff*

>>43232
*concerned*

>>43233
I wish I had meaningful skills to contribute

>>43231
>pic
Dammit, I really do regret losing those meme-knives...

>>43233
U n me both

>>43235
I need to graduate first... And probably get some experience as a prosecutor first... I applied to three offices this morning at least

>>43236
"You don't want to start anew?"

>>43237
>>43234
The trick is to just keep doing it a lot and keep exploring what you can do with your tools. If you do something enough, you're bound to get half decent at it.

>>43238
"I have, silly. Years ago, I would've never hoped to have ever become a mommy, but now here I am..."
*sighs*

>>43240
"Why are you sighing, little pony?"

>>43239
I was starting to learn how to do basic changes to code in config before a dev nerfed it...

>>43241
>"Why are you sighing, little pony?"
"It's just.. a nuance... Just a few months ago, my womb was as barren as a desert, but then a part of me that was supposed to be dead grew back as something different.. it's strange, butit makes me so happy.."

>>43243
>>43242
I'll try. I really hope I can get one of the big offices. I've gotten interviews even at cool places but no call backs and no offers...

>>43243
"That's the thing, it's a nuance. Is anything else different for you?"

>>43243
>>43244
"uh if its a problem me could take a look, me am a doktor after all."

>>43243
"What do you mean "different." What's different about how it has grown back"

>>43245
"I'm not sure how to respond to that"

>>43245
In a 'unique position' to conduct pelvic exams. Xp
Thez is really diggin' Pickle-I'nis btw. P-I'nes?

>>43245
"No, it's not a problem at all. In fact, I think I like it."
>>43244
>different
"I have been getting awfully hungry lately though.. I get the weirdest cravings too.."

>>43248
"Is that all? Is nothing else different from the moment you left Equestria?"

>>43247
Now I know how to respond to that

>>43246
>>43248
"me mean no slight"

>>43250
"I've gained a lot of weight... and there's that thing where I catch fire.."

>>43252
"want me to purge jew (((blood)))?"

>>43252
"I don't think you're understanding me. You are referring to physical changes. I am asking about changes to the way you want to live your life"

>>43253
"YES!"

>>43253
"N-no.. I don't know what'd happen to my new womb..."

>>43254
>changes to the way you want to live your life
She's less chaotic than I would've played her.

>>43255
"Nothing bad, I assure you"

>>43256
Um... can you have her answer?

>>43255
"me can see you're concerns,me could give iv of hores blood."

>>43257
>I assure you
What does he know?
>her answer
Idk how to communicate that, desu.

Thez has now migrated to the jaccuzzi, otherwise carry on.

>>43258
>What does he know
Lol. Have you noticed he greats every resurrected creature that wakes up in the Entertron with "You were resurrected by the power of Football"?

>>43258
"No no! We pump holy water into her through an IV. That will purge undesirable elements for sure!"

>>43261
>holy water into her through an IV.
No, staph. That will literally burn her like acid.

>>43262
>>43262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53gUu-jN0Vo

Only the undesirable elements

Can Tracy add some vials of alchemist fire to her bag?

>>43263
No, it burns ebil creatures. That's how holy water works.

>>43260
"Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt ana.
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.

In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, ana.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: ana.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, ana.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: ana."

>>43266
Only undead and evil outsiders. Ponies are safe, even evil ones

>>43266
Undead and ebil outsiders only, and yes its like acid to them.
>>43267
Thez, from the back of the ship, sounds almost like she's being attacked (stabbed, if you will).

>>43268
Ni means no, Anon.
*reabsorbs hoo-man*

>>43270
"How many times have you been told "no," and proceeded anyways?"

*plans to purge the unclean elements from Tracy*

>>43269
*keks as hard as possible*

>>43277
*Is fuzzed out... for now*

>>43278
>*sinks ever-deeper into the Plane of Fluffiness*
"There, there.." *pats flank*
"It'll be alright.."

>>43275
"pickle infernuis!"

>>43281
>*hairs enter brain through nose and stop neurons from firing*
*pulls n deeper*

>>43280
This is why she started calling him I'nis btw, cuz Infernius is a 4-syllable, doesnt-flow-well-with-most-phrases name. I'nis (EEEE-nis) just works so much better.
And since you did ask, I will state that its not entirely/wholly the experience of having a self-moving/gyrating phallus inside her that is so very satisfying. There's entirely new and exciting elements to Pickle-I'nis. Its almost vore-level shit at this point.

*helps self to snack food*

>>43286
Don't forget to imagine it with the echoey double-voice

>>43283
P-I'nis.
its not vore-tier

>>43264
Can she make this, or does it require special feats?
It's not magical, but idk how long it takes.

>>43288
>88 checked
mot vore-tier

>>43286
Just like that only with the occasional random knife swimming through, like a shark.

How much XP is a non-combatant humanoid worth?

>>43292
Is it worth at least one point?

>>43289
>mundane items
e_6
You want some sterno? They sell that at the shop.
>>43290
Vaginal vore, yeah.
>>43292
1HD? 5

>>43282
GM, speaking of vore, my character seems to have been phagocytized by another character. How do I get out of this?

>>43288
What you are doing is called "unbirthing." It's vaginal vore

>>43292
Ban

>>43295
>How do I get out of this?
Probably Escape Artist check, but you're probably going to want to make a Fortitude save to avoid being absorbed entirely pretty soon.

>>43296
Um

>>43294
>>43295
nah.

>>43295
*pulls even deeper*
>>43294
>mudane items
I just wanna throw fire...

>>43296
>inb4 fluff of holding
Its not fluff of holding, so he's not at risk so to speak

>>43298
>Implying charisma bonus of 10
You're safe for now...

>>43301
Alchemist's fire does a max of 7 damage. Tracy does more than that with her strength bonus alone, and sometimes her hooves are on fire.

[1d20+5 = 21]
Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?

Rolling to resist crushing wall of fluff

>>43303
Charisma bonus of 4, Constitution bonus of 1, resistance (cloak) bonus of 4, Luck (stone) bonus of 1

>>43305
OH THANK GOD

*Does hand movements*
"Woo ooo ooh ooo!"
*trows small firecracker on the ground*

"Fae, I summon thee!"

>>43304
Her ability says it can ignite flammable materials, but I can't get anything to stay burning for some reason..
Is there a way I can get her to set things on fire so they actually continue burning?
>>43305
Lucky you. You've managed to somehow survive the crushing pressure and oppressive darkness of Tracy's all-consuming fluff.
Now only if you'll ever be able to make an Escape Artist check with that full-plate Armor class penalty.
Better pray for a 20. You'll soon be entering the Hadopelagic Zone.

>>43308
*monsterous hairs instantly drag you back into the wall of fluff*
"You're going to be staying in there for a while now, Flashy.."

[1d20+25 = 36]
>>43309
>Tries to milk sus
Lol no

>>43309
Eeeek! I made a fortitude save, then a strength check, so I think maybe he's out of the fluff for a moment?

>>43310
Fuck

Either way, I know my next move...

"Fae! Save me!"

Fae: Grapple Trumpaladin

>>43310
>>43309
what is this Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?

>>43308
"Be there in a minute!" can be heard from somewhere in the distance.
>>43309
Because the fire she's applying is unnatural and temporary. A moist clearing of forest isn't going to burn for very long even if you keep the flame applied throughout, which Tracy did not so. She tore up some stuff, caught a few things ON fire, and then continued her autistic rampage. Consequently, there was some charring but little overall damage to the area.

>>43312
We Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo nao!
>>43311
*throws down smoke-bomb*
*escapes with paladin*
[insane laughter*

>>43314
Actually, forget the smokebomb, use one of those Darkness kunai, because it'd look cooler.

>>43313
>>43314
>>43314
Reeee! Let her do a grapple sneak attack and drag him off like an antelope... Or how tigers sometimes do with humans

[1d20+23 = 26]
>>43317
>sneak attack
lol no
*flees under the cover of darkness*
Rolling to Sneak away while lion is confused

[1d20+24 = 35]
>>43318
Spot check!

[1d20+25 = 42]
>>43319
Pounce grapple on Trumpaladin!

>>43305
>Why is this one of the scariest situations my character has been in?
Because it's the most danger your character has ever been in.
>pounce-grapple
Nonsense
Where does that 25 modifier come from anyway?
Also, grappling provokes an attack of opportunity, which means Tracy can throw another one of her keen Darkness kunai.

>>43320
*fluff begins to invade crotch-dock where armor piece was stolen and wrap around his body like a cocoon*

[1d20+24 = 36]
>>43321
Yet another roll to hide under the cover of Darkness.
*absorbs hoo-man deeper*

[1d20+25 = 30]
[1d20+24 = 26]
>>43321
>modifier
14 from base attack bonus, 7 from strength, 4 from size category

>pounce grapple is nonsense
I mean, a real big cat can do it, so why not?

>attack of opportunity
Make it, her dander free skin has been hardened by Elway himself

>>43323
Spot check, then grapple attack

>>43324
Um... did the first grapple attack land?

[1d20+13 = 20]
>>43327
Darkness Kunai as distraction (using poison)
Activate Robe of Scintillating colors

Fae arrives on deck. "Trump! Trump? Are you here? Oh, I guess not.
Fae flies off.

Just kidding. Fae arrives on deck.
>>43328
Desu, I haven't even stopped to see what is being rolled for, by who, or what the actual mechanics are behind the rolls (cuz I can tell that there have been some mis-applications) half the time

>>43329
Best yanderes ever

*absorbs hoo-man*

>>43333
Oooh, quads

[1d25 = 16]
[1d20+24 = 31]
>>43330
>doesn't beat her Elway given AC

Spot check for Trump, then pounce grapple, then drag him away into tall grass like she's going to eat him

[1d20+23 = 27]
>>43336
>pouncing in spaces with not enough room to charge
*Escape artist check to slip away with paladin, all the while dragging him deeper*

>>43338
Aww shucks...

>>43336
*considers absorbing Fae too*

>>43338
Tracy can do escape artist checks when she's being grappled. She can do hide checks when she's being spotted. But Trumpaladin is the one being spotted and Grappled.

*Grabs human in mouth, and runs off with him like a man-eating tiger*

>>43340
reeee

>>43341
Pursues, hair-tentacle waving like a monstrous octopus
>tfw racial Run feat
"~Flaaaaashy! Wait for me!"

>>43342
hair tentacles*

>>43342
>>43343
You do realize I'm letting this play out for posterity right?

>>43344
Yes..

>>43345
By all means, carry on with the hair-tentacles. Thez is all ahaigo(sp?) in the jaccuzzi.

>>43346
nice.

>>43341
*continues chasing kitty, hair-tentacles reaching forward for the tip of her tail*

>>43342
>>43348
*runs, and faster*

When being the human in pic related is less scary than a small pony

>>43349
You look behind you to see a a pale blue, wriggling fluffball speeding behind you.. it appears to be getting bigger..

>>43347
She figures if he ever wants to stop, he'll let her know.
>>43348
>>43349
GM wonders where they're running to, certainly not on the ground, nor on the airship. Fug it. >popcorn

>>43351
hes only doing it because she likes it.

>>43350
Mother fucker

Release ever-smoking bottle!

Fae, do manuevers!

>>43351
>Waiting on Infernius's faggot to get tired of his character being a dildo
lol, that's never happening

>>43353
And I'm not just being lewd with her disposition either. Through numerous candid dialogues and interactions I've had, I feel I can safely say that any woman who found her beloved micro-sized would put 'em in their vag, with a 60%+ consistency.

>>43353
*picks up bottle, pockets it, and pursues hoo-man again, knowing he can run, but he can't hide*

>>43355
He's not dropping it, just opening the cap

*considers doing ride check to actually mount the dragon-lion*

>>43355
*pursues kitty carrying hoo-man again* (because where would they have gone?)
Tracy's hair tentacles grow ever longer, each seeming to have a mind of its own. They wriggle erratically in every direction, out for blood.

>>43356
*follows trail of smoke*

>>43358
>>43357
Well mother fucker

*closes cap*

*cuts off into the tall grass like a real big cat, harder to see*

Tracy doesn't have the track feat

>>43359
She does from her alternate form, and she can still make Tracking checks.
*follows path of trampled grass*

>>43359
"~Flaaaaaaaaaaaaashy...!" calls out an ominously affectionate voice from behind

>>43360
The feats that come with the template form of an alternate form creature are not added to the player character claiming the alternate form

>>43361
*shivers up pickle spine*

>>43361
>>43360
Trumpaladin knows exactly where he needs to go...

>>43362
Whatever.
She's twce Fae's speed, so she still would've caught up to them by now.
*bloodthirsty hair-tentacles reach forward*

>>43365
>twice Fae's speed
No she's not

>>43366
She is with her horseshoes.

[2d20 = 18]
>>43365
*quick draws keen-edged letter opener*

*Stabs at medusa tentacles*

>>43367
>>43364
Let's see where he goes though.
*tentacles flail*

>>43367
What are you alleging her ground speed to be?

>>43368
You slash the tentacle clean off.. but they just grow back, two-fold! The hydra-hairs wriggle in pain and fury with an eldritch hissing sound.
>>43370
Last time I heard it was 50 base speed, but idk.
>>43371
Bring us there.

>>43372
>Hydra fluff
reeeee!!!!

Tracy finds the trail leads her down into Port Barry. Across the bridge where the activist judge was killed - again, through the Northern Gate. Past around empty lots and new developments. Past the monastery. And then... to Mile High stadium

>>43373
Tracy continues to pursue her husband, her gargantuan mass of fluff wriggling in every direction.
"....~Flaaaaaaaaaaaashyyyyyyy..!"

>>43372
>>43373
>>43374
Through the front gate, past the ticket booth. Cuts through some doors onto the lower level. Onto the field, and - what's that you see over by the 50 yard line? A Gatorade water keg?

>>43375
*tentacles reach out and grab the kek, the wriggling monstrous hairs parched for fluids of any kind*

>>43376
It does have the electrolytes plants crave

"Sanctus Footballus Elwayus Americanus" They say in unison

>>43378
*tentacle heads turn towards the voices, with an eldritch hissing hsound*

>>43334
Oooh Pali

>>43380
The gargantuan expanding mass of man-eating fluff barrels towards the source of the sound.

>>43382
"~Flaaaashy... Come out now... My fluff won't hurt you, ~silly.. Don't you want to cuddle?"

>>43380
>>43383
Trumpaladin and Fae now turn to face the Tentacle monster. They grab the keg, already grabbed and elevated by the tentacle monster, elevating it higher, and removing the lid

They stare down the tentacles
"Oh blessed Elway, who art football, who created the universe with that Football he stole from Peyton Manning, and who was the very first to cum inside rainbow dash, and did so from the 30 yard line, bless this holy gatorade that purifies. For as we anoint our super bowl victors with it, so to do we cleanse evil with its holy electrolytes"

Pours Holy Gatorade onto tentacles, pony, pony fluff, and into open mouths

>>43384
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' Go the sentient hair tentacle, as half of the colossal mass is burned away by the holy nectar

>>43385
"Praise be to Elway" as Trumpaladin and Fae drink holy Gatorade from red solo cups, and several Generals come in with with more kegs of the blessed electrolyte-filled liquid

>>43384
In a last-ditch effort, the remaining half of fiendish fluff reaches out to grab the paladin.
"....Become one with me, Flashy.. We'll rule the Plane of Fluffiness together..! Come with me, and I will make you God Emperor..."
*tentacles bow their heads, as two tiny green lights shine through the colossal jungle of fluff*

[3000d20 = 31372]
>>43386
>>43387
Also, there's 6 gorrillion tentacles, any you only burned 3 gorrilion, so the remaining half make grapple checks.
>site won't let me roll 3 gorrilion, so rolling 3000

>>43388
>3rd dice roll is a 3
The rest are fail cuz fumble

*a 1

>>43387
Trumpaladin hears the offer. He ponders the offer. He starts to speak...

And then Fae and two Generals poor more Gatorade onto the fluff "Back to /qa/ where you belong tentacle monsters. This is a Broncos Neighborhood

*Fae glares at Trumpaladin*

>>43388
*Pours more Gatorade*
"We got a hell of a lot more red solo cups where that came from," the sexually frustrated kitty priestess proclaims

>>43390
>>43389
My sides!

>>43391
*tentacles flail, wriggle and scream in pain, appearing not unlike salted snails.
'reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

>>43394
That 17 is a good roll though. Is crazy-tentacle-Tracy(?) holding on for dear life?

>>43395
Of course it is. It's not letting go any time soon.

*tentacle suspends Trumpladin high in the air flailing him around, but seemingly unable to absorb him without the combined fluff of its sisters*
It lets out a tenacious hissing sound.

"Oh Blessed Elway, give me guidance"

*Fae sprinkles more holy Gatorade from a red solo cup onto Tracy, splashing her in the face*

"O Football, creator of Love and Life, ye who hath banished Basketball and the Oakland Raiders from thy sight, and expunged all false football from thy Heaven, hear now the prayer of your humble servant"

>>43397
"Ack!"
*tentacle collapses, dropping Trumpaladin on top of Tracy before fizzling away*

>>43398
[gatorade-smelling pony noises]
*shivers*

>>43399
Tentacle is also deafened, for as Trump spoke the holy word of Football in such context, he did speak the holy word, which if the tentacle stuffs were to be considered equal HD (which they probably wouldn't be) then the minimal side affect is deafness (temporary)

>>43401
[deaf tentacle noises]
*thrashes as it dissolves on the football field*

>>43402
Into?

>>43399
>>43400
>>43402
Pointing at the monster/tracy, he proclaims

"This creature is evil in mine eyes, o Football. See ye this foul presence, which hath strayed from the path of Football and possibly even Baseball, going thence into Volleyball and possibly even down the path of Foosball; this presence in the world which should not be."

"I call forth the everlasting light of Football and summon His Almighty Majesty, John Elway"

>>43404
"Come forth, John Elway, expunge this false football from the world, journey forth from thy alternate dimension and punt this cuck over thy goal post of righteousness. Make thee now a field goal that shall resound with thy everlasting glory, and shall echo throughout the very furthest reaches of space and time; a sonic rainboom of pure Football, which is now and shall evermore be The Denver Broncos."

>>43403
Frothy slime and matted goo.
It looks like shampoo.

>>43404
*shudders*
[wet pony noises]

>>43405
A rainboom from where you might ask? From motherfucking Rainbow Dash, that's who. Learn about it, while all you cucks have been trying to come inside Rainbow Dash, this balla-supreme is the only one too 1337 that he wanted to come OUT of Rainbow Dash. And so he did, which was the penultimate birth of Football. For Football had existed, does exist, and shall exist forevermore Football, this was whence Football was to be revealed, unknown even to those of what would become Denver.

>>43408
Amen.

And with that <dramatic flourish> I bake

*goes to bed*

Elway gives his approval of Fae. Specifically, he approves of the fact that Fae is dander-free
"it's good that the lion is dander free; if there was dander involved this sort of exorcism could get complicated"

But he issues a warning to Trumpaladin
"just out of curiosity what was the dander situation with the fluffy pony that turned into the tentacle monster? I feel like you might not want to touch your eyes after that one. When I was just a small Elway, I once touched my eyes after petting a fluffy camel that was only 34% Football, and my eyes puffed up to twice the size of Peyton Manning's forhead, which caused my skull to explode, and long story short that's what created the situation that liberals are calling global warming.

I would be careful with those dander particles if I were you
sometimes they can bore your way through your eyeballs and into your brain, and if they can figure out how your brain works they might be able to control your body and make you dance a hearty jig"

Trumpaladin promptly leaves to wash his hands and clothing, and to purify it of pony dander

>>43407
Fae says

"You've never been baptized, have you?"

*poors another red solo cup onto pony*

>>43409
>>43408
Praise American

>>43416
Uh... better to cumshot ponies with?