So Tracy has been soaked in the blessings of pure Elway, on his hallowed ground of Mile High. Some weird tentacular thing came out of herdon't even look at me, this was pure player RP, but it was exquisite, so who am I to argue? and is dissolving into the turf, while Trump and Fae and several of the Generals eagerly anticipate the result of their careful and brilliant maneuver.
If you're just joining us, I can simplify these threads really simply: Its a text-based RPG based loosely on D&D 3.5ed, except there's a shitposter in place of the computer. Feel free to interact, as you will. whether for conversation/bantz ("Random passerby says: You're a faggot.") or whatever.
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>>44842"Its not offense,... its,... hope." She says sheepishly. "I'd rather you,... not know,... why."
>>44843"I just don't like to be detested is all. It worst when you don't know the reason why. But even when you know exactly why... It's still not pleasant"
>>44843"You're not detestable, don't over-do it," she mutters acknowledgingly.
>>44845"Maybe. You caught the cliff notes of earlier, its more of the same."
>>44846"Ana you know you can tell me anything"
>>44847"Yes,... but,... there are some things better left unsaid."
And with that, she >boops Infernius on the nose
passing out cuz 2:30+a >>44666>>44665I think you two got it between you. Thanks
>>44821>>44823*humps leg*
"I'm on your side, Flashy."
What classes would the mane six be if they were in game?
I think:
>Twilight: Wizard
>Pinkie: Bard
>Rainbow Dash: fighter
>Fluttershy: druid
>Raity: Not sure.. I wanna say arcana archer, but she not elf
>Applejack: Cancer Mage
>>44852No, Dash would be a rogue
>>44854Dash is all about being the best at everything: she'd go for those Fighter bonus feats.
Also, she's too bold and impatient to be a Rogue. It'd take all her willpower to resist making a sonic rainboom before a sneak attack.
>>44855Then again, she could probably make for a pretty awesome Rogue too
(I just remembered S6 e17). I feel like she'd prefer being on the front lines though, with all the glory.
All in all, Dash would make sure she's 20% cooler than everyone at everything.
[2d20 = 3]>>44773>>44851Grapple pony, pull vulnerable and exposed pony onto penis
Hey, can Tracy pull a korak and make sneak attacks bye flinging kunai from under her robe?
Tracy makes sure all her edges are keened before the crawl.
>>44859Tracy gives him a hand and grapples
herself, because those rolls sucked balls.
*lowers self onto penis*
>>44686Wubs cute little pony on the belly, chest, and shoulders down to nipples
[4d20 = 60]>>44865Lol, phone posting
>>44863Wait a minute. Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to AC
FULL ROUND OF BELLY WUBS! Target vulnerable spots like her nipples for extra wubs
>>44866>Tracy's now in a position she can't respond properly to attacks. She looses her dexterity bonus to ACTracy has Improved Uncanny Dodge. She retains her dexterity bonus when flat-footed, and cannot be flanked.
However, she does not resist.
>>44860A kunai/shuriken is a small object, so she'd get +4 bonus on Sleight of Hand checks to conceal them.
>>44872>>44870*turns to putty in his hands*
>>44873*hugs adorable little pony, and humps until he
finishes in her*
*rubs pony belly again afterwards
>>44874*pats navel and sighs, defeated*
>>44875"Are you sad, little pony?"
\r
>>44876"~Hmmmm... why would I be, Flashy?"
>>44877*pets cute little pony*
"I don't know, but I love you Tracy"
>>44878*giggles*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*boops*
>>44879Oh noes! He left him self open to a boop attack!
*Frantically tries to boop back*
>>44881GM confirms that pony is booped
>>44882'Mornin
>>44883I woke up, looked in thread, saw booping,... so booped
>tfw you take the time to study your character's abilities in combat and realize you can do a lot more cooler shit than you thought at better optimization
I just realized That Tracy hasn't been making any Trample attacks while mounted. With YUGE size-class and 31 Str, she can push-over and crush almost anything underhoof that doesn't opt to get out of her way, not to mention that extra Flaming hoof attack she'd get after knocking her opponent prone.
She's be better off to just charge and overrun low-level grunts when facing a large army, instead of slowly cleaving through them, so I'll do that from now on and let Trumpaladin do the sword-swinging.
If her rider had mounted combat, he could negate any virtually attack of opportunity made at her by enemies desperately trying to defend themselves (they can't avoid her because shoes gib Trample feat), since they get a -4 modifier on their Attack of Opportunity. Not to mention that she can lower their save DCs with Intimidate and Doom.
>Cauchemar: old French for "Spirit that Tramples"
>>44884I'm hungry for some fresh bread, desu.
>>44886Soon, and boop just in case
>>44885I think you're overrating Mounted Combat. Mounted Combat is essentially an alternate way of calculating a mount's AC. Trachemar already has a very high +16 natural armor that comes with the Cauchemar template. If we assume Trumpaladin has 10 ranks in ride, and the shoes give 10, then he'd need to roll a 6 to even equal her AC, and a 7 to provide even a +1 benefit. You may as well armor her. There is no reason to charge into battle on a naked mount when armor is so sexy.
>>44889I saw it.
I was not pleased >>44890>You may as well armor herI'd put some chain shirt or plate on her for cavalry charges. She'd also look sexy in a nice painted decorative mantle/cloak too though (pic semi-related). What design were you thinking of? She needs a cool helmet to go with it too.
>overrating mounted combatI know she doesn't need the AC, but I was thinking more for attacks from spells that that would otherwise hinder her movements, because I hate having to slow down (or get fugged by a death spell or other lethal attack) while charging like a speeding bullet. It's not that important though, I was just drooling over her combat prowness.
>>44890Were you thinking of putting some armor or a mantle on Fae too? heard you mention mithril breastplate, but I think it'd really just cover-up her naturally-shiny brass scales. She'd look ebin with a partially-covered, white mantle though.
If Tracy got a decorative helm or armor though, it should leave some space around her mane for the flames to flow through, because that natural illumination is stylish asf.
>>44890>I was not pleasedI thought it was funny...
I love muscle wizard jokes..
>>44852But shitposting aside, II think AJ would be a Lawful Neutral Ranger.
>>44891I've looked into this. The heaviest armor Trachemar could have that does not encumber her or slow her down, is Mythril breast plate - which is the heaviest medium armor, but is a light armor when made out of mythril. That would give her +5 AC before enchantments but at only -1 armor check penalty.
It's an incredibly sexy way to armor her too. Imagine something along the lines of Nightmare moon's armor, but with the neck armor being separate from the chanfron, there being a full set of plate covering her chest, and the whole set having the beautiful silvery polished-titanium look of mythril. Obviously I'd cover her in a beautiful Templar Knights caparison as well, but I don't know if you'd want that.
>Mounted combat against spellsHow does this work?
>>44892>Armoring FaeOh absolutely. Armoring Fae is where I first got the ideas from, but then I realized that there was no reason not to do the same to Tracy
>White mantle on FaeI'd love to decorate her like the OC pony Priestess Padlock in pics related. Padlock is absolutely adorable in her religious zealotry and her desire to purge the heretics, even if her vow of celibacy is frustrating. I think of Fae as somewhat similar, although with a more "stuck up" attitude than Priest Padlock. To give Fae such a caparison, and especially if it were something functional like a robe of resistance, would be great
>Space in Chanfron to allow flamesDone. I could probably find more pics of what I had in mind
>>44893>Lawful nuetral rangerYeah, I can see that
>>44894Yeah, that's the look. If she's a priestess, then white robes are the way to go.
>stuck upI don't really see that. She just seems professional.
>Mythril breast plateThat stuff's expensive, m8. And time consuming.
It'd look ebin though.
>How does this work?The feat description says "when your mount is hit in combat, you may attempt a Ride check (as a reaction) to negate the hit." It probably doesn't just backhand targeted spells (not sure what a "hit" means), but it should at least be able to negate touch-range attacks.
For Fighters, it's necessary, because non-paladins are fugged if their mounts get shot even once in battle.
The real benefit to it is that it's also a prereq for Mounted Archery, and all of the other riding feats. I just thought that Trumpaladin could train for it while he's training Fae or Tracy in the holodeck.