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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34466
Hi /overboard/!
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34467
934.png

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34468
flashy is asleep.png
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Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34469
34470 34472
*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34470
34471 34473
>>34469
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34471
34473 34475
>>34470
*cue themesong*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34472
34474
>>34469
SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"

SPURS MOUNT
Anonymous
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No.34473
34475
>>34471
>>34470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34474
34476
>>34472
[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34475
>>34471
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO
>>34473
That works too
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34476
34480 34483
>>34474
Kek

Detect Evil!

Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34477
34479
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34478
"You know what this place needs?
Frogs"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34479
34483
e1ssy8zmsovz.jpg
>>34477
>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34480
34483 34487
>>34476
Yes

Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
NBd4A
?
No.34481
34482 34483
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
NBd4A
?
No.34482
34489 34495
[1d20+5 = 25]
>>34481
And a Spot Check
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34483
34486 34491
>>34479
Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days
>>34480
Yes
>>34476
Several in number, moving fast, and distant
>>34481
>listening and spotting on the ethereal plane
WEW!
y/S/t
?
No.34484
34485 34491
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34485
34488 34491
>>34484
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34486
>>34483
Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34487
34491
>>34480
So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34488
34490 34492
>>34485
B-but muh newton's laws
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34489
>>34482
We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34490
>>34488
But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34491
>>34483
b-b-b muh 20...
>several
Fug
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.
>>34484
TOPKEK
>>34485
Aww..
>>34487
Looking for something to kill
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34492
34493 34494 34500
>>34488
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34493
>>34492
>the frogs don't fire from ur arse
>implying
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34494
34498
>>34492
Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34495
34496 34497
>>34482
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34496
34498 34505
>>34495
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34497
34499
>>34495
Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34498
>>34494
It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.
>>34496
Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34499
>>34497
>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34500
>>34492
Ah, yes.
Now I have this
Fuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34501
385 34502 34503 34505
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34502
>>34501
Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34503
>>34501
"Uh, no I've lost em"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34504
34507
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
NBd4A
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No.34505
34506 34507
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>34496
Devourers aren't fast.
Be ready for a surprise.
And draw your bow.
>>34501
Nightmarish Track check
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34506
34509
>>34505
>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34507
34510
>>34504
I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here

Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot
>>34505
Cast spell now?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34508
34509 34511
Torcs's propulsion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXHOkn9VW1s
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34509
>>34506
Idk... She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..
>>34508
>leprechauns
Kek!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34510
34512
>>34507
Which spell?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34511
34515
>>34508
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34512
34513
>>34510
Deathward.

"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34513
34514 34516
>>34512
How far away are the targets?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34514
>>34513
Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34515
34516 34517 34523
>>34511
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
Js2CQ
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No.34516
34518
[1d8 = 6]
>>34513
Too far to make anything out, but shapes can still be seen moving about
>>34515
Yeah, ya should
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34517
34519 34521
>>34515
Ask the leprechauns
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34518
>>34516
Shit
Activate Robe and start phuming smoke like crazy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34519
34520 34526
>>34517
Are you still moving?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34520
34523 34525
>>34519
Moving enough to keep sense of the targets, but treading more carefully now.
y/S/t
?
No.34521
34522 34524 34528 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34517
Can't, theyre touching his lucky charms on the way out
Control check
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34522
>>34521
>open google
>type "nearest cliff"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34523
34527
>>34515
That was GM

>>34520
>"What do demon horse"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34524
liftarn-Laughing-leprechaun.png
>>34521
>mfw
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34525
34527
>>34520
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34526
34528
>>34519
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34527
>>34523
>'Well... We get in range.. and then we stab them.."
>>34525
Find first; then get in shooting range.
Shoot first, then make ride-by attacks

*follows whateverthefuck*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34528
34529 34531 34532 34533
>>34521
fukking kek
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.
>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
y/S/t
?
No.34529
34530 34535 34537 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34528
Check to shove a cork in ti
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34530
>>34529
OH FUCK THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING PEICE OF CUNT SHIT
hij0+
?
No.34531
34537
[4d20 = 42]
>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34532
>>34528
What are the stats on Bob's bow? Wasn't it a +2 bow? And what is the damage roll?
NBd4A
?
No.34533
34534 34539
[3d20 = 28]
>>34528
*unleashes chain and sends it to attack*
It can attack... three times?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34534
34536
>>34533
Well, because you didn't advance to level 15 rogue you really should only have two attacks
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34535
>>34529
>leprechaun-pressure was too great
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34536
34541
>>34534
An Everwhirling Chain is a chain of speed too.
Js2CQ
?
No.34537
34538 34540
[diceroll]1d20-8=-8{16}[/diceroll]
>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.
>>34531
>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34538
>>34537
Fuck it then

Readies Vanderiem for when something get's within melee distance
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34539
34544
>>34533
You assume its in range
y/S/t
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No.34540
34542
[1d20 = 18]
>>34537
Anal clentch roll?
I'm out of ideas
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34541
34542
>>34536
Follow the Leprechaun
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34542
34543 34544 34545 34550
>>34540
That'll work
>>34541
The leprechauns are long gone, and went in a completely different direction. Remember, Tracy sped off - spurred by Trump's "Chad charge" - before Thez and Torcuil even GOT to the ethereal plane, and they went in a different direction. Good move btw.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34543
>>34542
"I'm never doing drugs again"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34544
34545 34549
>>34539
Is it not?
Spirited Charge. Make 3 ride by attacks when in range.
I suggest Trump does the same.
>>34542
OR
We could meet up with the rest of the group...
Let's do that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34545
34548 34549
>>34544
Make up your mind

>>34542
Are you being sarcastic with the good move or what?

Either way, he has a readied full round sword attack for an enemy within range
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34547
>>34546
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34548
34550
>>34545
Does she sense the rest of the party?
You're the rider, you steer.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34549
34553 34557
>>34544
>when in range
Okay, I'll let you know
>>34545
>sarcasm
Yes
Uhm,... spoiler alert, these enemies aren't going to LET you get in range
Hold on, I'll paint a picture.


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34550
34552 34559
>>34548
Follow the movement

>>34542
Detect evil
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34551
34552 34553 34556
I have shit to do... techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34552
34554
>>34550
Idk what these are. Devourers are slow, and Marauders aren't ebil..
>>34551
>Torc is blasting off again
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34553
34559
>>34549
If the horse does a charge then he's in range

>>34551
Poor Torcuil's faggot. Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34554
34557 34559
>>34552
Hellhounds? What lives on the Ethereal plane?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34556
34557 34558
ufuggedup.png
This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.
>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34557
34560 34561
>>34549
The chain is 60 ft, and she charges fast.
How fast are these things moving?
>>34554
>hellhound
>ethereal
Anything with the ability, I guess...
>>34556
Shouldn't Trump be able to detect Thez because her class ability designates her as an Outsider?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34558
>>34556
Eh
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34559
34560 34562
>>34554
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.
>>34553
You might be surprised
>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34560
>>34557
>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it

>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34561
34562
>>34557
Good point. Trump can't detect anything, because everyone is out of range.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34562
34563 34564
>>34559
>>34561
Goddammit, just fucking charge forward until we're in range to do something.
>inb4, they're intelligent, peaceful creatures
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34563
34567
>>34562
Also, activate the Ring of Spell turning on the Hand of Glory.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34564
>>34562
This so much

CAST DEATHWARD
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34565
34566
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34566
>>34565
When you say that, I lose all confidence...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34567
34569 34570
>>34563
Or we could pop back into the material realm. Where we have some vague idea of what is trying to kill us
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34569
34571
>>34567
Why the fuck not?
*pops back*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34570
>>34567
THERE'S an idea,....
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34571
34572 34573
>>34569
So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34572
34573 34574 34577
>>34571
Gotta figure out where we are first...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34573
34576 34577
numap.png
>>34572
>>34571
Both materialize,... alive,... on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
hij0+
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No.34574
34578
[1d20 = 7]
>>34572
We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.

Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34575
34577
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34576
34579
>>34573
Shit... I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
*stops*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34577
>>34573
>>34572
Fuck yeah! Dragons!

>>34575
I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34578
34582
>>34574
>Movement 1/2
Why would you think that?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34579
34580 34581
>>34576
Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34580
34582
>>34579
>Can she get here quickly
*Laughs*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34581
34585
>>34579
Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34582
34593
>>34578
>>34578
Because that's what the wiki page says
>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm

>>34580
When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
NBd4A
?
No.34584
34586
[3d20 = 10]
Alright
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
hij0+
?
No.34585
34587
[1d20 = 16]
>>34581
What is the biome we are in?

Spot check
Detect Evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34586
>>34584
What a shitty fucking roll that was.
>+5 on spot and listen
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34587
>>34585
Detect Good, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34589
>>34588
For?
NBd4A
?
No.34590
34591
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34591
34592
>>34590
Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34592
>>34591
Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..
>Why
Why not?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34593
34594 34596
>>34582
See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at twice their base movement rate.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34594
>>34593
>would move at twice their base movement rate
Wow, add a run check to that and she could move... really fast.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34595
34599
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34596
34597
>>34593
There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34597
34598
>>34596
But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34598
34602
>>34597
You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34599
34600
>>34595
What pickle are we in?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34600
34601
>>34599
The kind that gives treasure
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34601
34603
>>34600
How do you know that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34602
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry
>>34598
Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34603
34604
>>34601
Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34604
34606
>>34603
>small enough to kill
>in the mountains
You mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34605
34607
It's getting close to 2:00AM...
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34606
>>34604
You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger... you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34607
>>34605
On a Saturday morning
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34608
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34610
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34611
34616
>>34529
>>34521
and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34612
34613
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34613
>>34612
Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34615
34616
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34616
34617
>>34611
Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.
>>34615
There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34617
>>34616
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34618
34619 34620
328ca3fb3daf3f0147dbcfa43fabcacf5c0ebc7d_hq.jpg
>tfw you move so fast you don't realize you're speeding all the way across the continent right into the jaws of doom
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34619
34621
>>34618
You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34620
34621
>>34618
It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34621
34622 34623
>>34619
If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.
>>34620
I wonder what they were... Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34622
34626
>>34621
Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34623
34624
>>34621
I won't spoil it, they'll be back eventually, but they didn't use ethereal jaunt. They made their way to the ethereal plane from another plane (not the material). Also it wasn't that they move faster (they don't) but they were maintaining a distanced formation. They were sizing you up.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34624
34625
>>34623
Alright
I'm going to have to work for several hours..
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34625
>>34624
Bye
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34626
>>34622
jej.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34627
34628 34630 35292
NUERmap.png
Here's a rough depiction of the new locations, Tr/Tr in gold, To/Th in blue.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34628
34629
>>34627
Neat. What is the biome, and what is the scene from Trumcy's perspective?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34629
>>34628
Mostly plants
kidding, I'm working on it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34630
34635
>>34627
Are all the area-names on the map accurate?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34631
34632 34633
"huh where everyone go!?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34632
34638
>>34631
>Even Thez is gone
I feel sorry for you man
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34633
34634
>>34631
They're gone.
Try talking to Darkie.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34634
34636
>>34633
*Bends over, and hugs horsey*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34635
34637
>>34630
For simplicity, yes, though they may have more colloquial names when ventured to, and don't assume that the name necessarily correlates to the dynamic and local structure (though it may). Also, there are no names on the world, so technically that info is not known to characters

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34636
34639 34640
>>34634
[affectionate pony noises]
Is he still small?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34637
>>34635
>that info is not known to characters
Did Tracy learn anything about the local geography from the atlases she read in the library?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34638
34639
>>34632
*sad minotuar noises*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34639
34642
>>34636
No, much as those mini-memes made me kek
>>34638
It certainly wasn't planned, but it will (hopefully) be resolved before too long (which with this lot, means next tuesday Xp)
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34640
34641
>>34636
I do not know
"I know it may not seem like it at times, but I really do love you Tracy. And I cannot stop loving you. I want you Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34641
34643
>>34640
"... Really?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34642
34646
>>34639
can i go talk to the drow?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34643
34644
>>34641
*hugs horsey again*
"Of course. I am happy to see you, I miss you when you're away. I love the feel of your soft blue fur and I love your adorable pony noises and jump scares. I see how devoted you are. You'll make a great mother to my son, I'm glad he has you. I'm glad I have you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34644
34645
>>34643
[happy pony noises]
".. Tha.. th-that makes me feel better..."
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34645
34648
>>34644
*tries to look into horsey eyes, or at least eye from the angle*
*rubs horsey neck fur*
"You feel better? Well that's not enough for me.What can I do to make you feel complete?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34646
34647
>>34642
Sure
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34647
34649
>>34646
i walk to where he is.
"hows it going knife ear?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34648
34649 34652 34764
>>34645
>what can I do
Help her kill Trollestia.And Fae (optional)
She'll love that.
".... I... I'm not really sure.."
[confused pony noises]
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34649
34650 34653
>>34647
"Oh good god. What do you want? Decided to amuse yourself at my expense ay? he gets more cockney when he's agitated Well go on then, its not like I've got anything better to do."
>>34648
kek
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34650
34651 34654
>>34649
It's serious though.
Can we get a glimpse of where we are?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34651
>>34650
You mean aside from the maps? I'm assuming you're at an elevated position, so more ground-based details depend on getting a closer look. It's at the border of a mountainous area and a plains area with some not too distant forest.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34652
34656
>>34648
I'll help her kill Trollestia if she's not pregnant. My loyal attack football kitty is entirely off the table though
"I do want you to be happy, little pony"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34653
34655
>>34649
"ugh what that smell?"
"me came to alleviate your boredom, me a doctor me know it not good to be left alone this long."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34654
34656
>>34650
"Take us down horsey. Let's see what's worth our while in this area"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34655
34657 34669
>>34653
"Oh what, you leave a man in a steel body-cast and you expect poupurri? Suddenly you're concerned about my well being is it? If you're not here to let me out, be a good lad and sod off!"
NBd4A
?
No.34656
34661
[1d20+20 = 27]
>>34652
Better do it before bothering to find out. It's all going down the tubes if that's the case.
>>34654
*descends slowly and stealthily as possible* (for a horse in mid air)
Roll to Move Silently
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34657
34660
>>34655
"me Bet you hungry huh?"
NBd4A
?
No.34658
34659 34660 34661
[1d20+20 = 29]
Hey, when it says that Empathetic link gives the paladin and the mount the same connection to a place or item, does that also apply to worn items? When Tracy wears her cloak of charisma, does Trump look Equally fabulous by proxy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34659
34669
>>34658
Didn't mean to roll
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34660
34662
>>34657
"Oh, you're a right prick now aren't you, all pleased with yourself. You wouldn't be smiling if we the shackles were off, I'll tell ya that!"
>>34658
No
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34661
34663 34665
>>34656
Wha...
"Why stealth? The last time we used stealth we failed to activate a dragon attack we could have taken. How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here?"

>>34658
Now what does she need that cloak for?
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34662
34671
>>34660
"what you like to eat?"
NBd4A
?
No.34663
34669 34671 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34661
She was going to give it to him, but then you asked for a Spell resistance cloak.
How does the item-synch work then?
>>34661
>Why stealth
"I don't want to get shot before engaging"
Listen check to sense nearby creatures.
NBd4A
?
No.34664
34680
[1d20+21 = 30]
Follow up with a Spot check
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34665
>>34661
>How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here
"We'll make noise once we're ready for combat."
They could both make mounted Sneak Attacks together, if he fell.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34667
>Gilliana
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34668
34680
bastard
hij0+
?
No.34669
34671 34672 34674 34680
[2d20 = 18]
>>34659
If you want to get back to interrogate the Drow right now, I've figured out several different ways of using the helm that I think I can argue that would get us there in one or two jumps

>>34663
I'd like some numbers on these cloaks. Depending on stats and the like, it may make sense to switch. What is she wearing in the robe cloak category?

>>34655
Detect evil. Spot Check. Search Check for anything civilizational
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34671
34673 34675 34677
>>34662
"Oh a comedian now are you, here to have a laugh? If you're expecting me to beg I won't. I just hope I get a crack at your cheeky ass at some point."
>>34663
>item-synch
It means that divination, or other types of items are and can be shared (visual-empathy). Please note, the rules were not designed for character-based-awakened-pony-cauchemar-murderer-paladin-mounts.
>>34669
It would take more than that, but it would help speed your return,... except you have no compass, and the area is unfamiliar, meaning you can't be sure which way is 'back'.
NBd4A
?
No.34672
34677 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34669
>1
Rolling for compensation search.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34673
>>34671
Noted.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34674
34677
>>34669
Helm would never work on a Drow Assassin.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34675
34678
>>34671
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34676
34677
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
hij0+
?
No.34677
34682
[1d20 = 19]
>>34672
So where does horsey want to go?

>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.

Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes

>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw

>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34678
34679
>>34675
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34679
34681 34712
>>34678
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34680
34719
>>34668
>>34663
>>34664
>>34669
>>34672
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34681
34683 34684
>>34679
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34682
34686
>>34677
>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34683
34685
>>34681
Darkie.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34684
34685 34686 34687 34688
>>34681
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34685
34686 34712
>>34683
Ahh
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?
>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34686
>>34685
Well Fuck you too
>>34682
See >>34684

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34687
34690
>>34684
>With no food
>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34688
34689 34690 34692
>>34684
infernuis knows how to farm.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34689
34690 34691 34693
>>34688
What did he grow?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34690
34694
>>34688
Infernius is 150 miles away right now...

>>34687
+21 for Tracy. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?

>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34691
34695
>>34689
'Grass'
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34692
34695 34696
5BPXcB4.jpg
>>34688
>inb4
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34693
>>34689
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34694
34696
>>34690
>for Tracy
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34695
>>34692
what the fuck did i just read?
>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34696
34697 34698
>>34692
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.

"When the time comes, I'll know"

>>34694
I want a nice city to conquer...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34697
34700
>>34696
>I want a nice city to conquer…
THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34698
34699 34703 34704
lawful_good_2.jpg
>>34696
>city to conquer
You'd have to """liberate""" it first..
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34699
>>34698
i wouldn't.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34700
34701 34704
>>34697
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34701
34702 34704
>>34700
burn down cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34702
34707 34710
>>34701
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34703
34705 34712
>>34698
What allignment would be
>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34704
34706 34712
quote-some-who-call-themselves-realists-question-whether-the-spread-of-democracy-in-the-middle-george-w-bush-139-45-28.jpg
>>34698
>Implying I can't do both at the same time

>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over

>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34705
>>34703
communist.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34706
34710
>>34704
i need more!
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34707
34710
>>34702
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34708
34709 34711
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34709
>>34708
Np, its fine
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34710
>>34707
>>34702
>>34706
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34711
>>34708
That's fine.
I g2g too.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34712
34713 34715 34718 34735
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke? so back to the races!
>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?"
>>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.
>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil
>>34704
>village
I'd forgotten about that

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34713
34714
>>34712
>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?

>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going

>Village
We should probably free them
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34714
34721
>>34713
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn
>beach
No
>village
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34715
34716
>>34712
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34716
34717
>>34715
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34717
34720
>>34716
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34718
34719 34722
>>34712
I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34719
>>34718
>>34680

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34720
34722 34743
>>34717
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34721
>>34714
So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34722
34723 34724 34734
>>34718
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.
>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34723
34725 34727
>>34722
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34724
>>34722
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34725
34727
>>34723
Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34726
34728 34729
Alright.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34727
>>34725
Alrighty then

>>34723
*pets horsey*
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.

So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34728
>>34726
"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34729
34730 34731 34732
>>34726
Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34730
34731
>>34729
>A path mysteriously loops around at the base of a mountainside
Bingo!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34731
34732
>>34730
>>34729
Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.
>>34730
Try using Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34732
34733
>>34731
I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.

Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI

>>34729
Use Detect evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34733
34736
>>34732
It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34734
34993
>>34722
mushrooms grow on bull shit.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34735
>>34712
"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34736
34737
>>34733
Eh, either way.

I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
NBd4A
?
No.34737
34738
[1d20+19 = 28]
>>34736
Okay, do that then.
>*disguises*
Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34738
34739
>>34737
*walks down trail*
hij0+
?
No.34739
34740
[1d20 = 17]
>>34738
Detect evil and spot check
NBd4A
?
No.34740
34741
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>34739
Also Spot check
NBd4A
?
No.34741
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>34740
And Listen
NBd4A
?
No.34742
34754
[1d20+20 = 26]
And Search, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34743
34744
>>34720
Who runs the Cathedral btw?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34744
34745 34746
>>34743
i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34745
34747 34749 34750
>>34744
>Not everyone has a gleaming Dragonne to administer Sermons
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34746
34749
eaf.jpg
b59.jpg
>>34744
Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34747
34748
>>34745
Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34748
34751
>>34747
Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34749
34761
>>34746
yea i guess he is.
>>34745
hmm
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34750
34752 34753
1512757477463.png
>>34745
>tfw when the paldinds god loves him more.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34751
>>34748
I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34752
Hitler_72de7d_918845.jpg
>>34750
Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34753
>>34750
RIP Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34754
34755 34757
>>34742
*blows raspberry*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34755
34756 34759
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.
>>34754
Blown
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34756
>>34755
Understanable
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34757
34758 34760
>>34754
*Licks horse in the ear*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34758
>>34757
Eww earwax
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34759
>>34755
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34760
34764
>>34757
*Nibbles*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34761
34762
>>34749
What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34762
34784
>>34761
Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.

hij0+
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No.34764
34765 34766
>>34760
D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*

>>34648
Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.

Also, I think I finally found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34765
34792
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia though
Beacuse YouFuckedher.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34766
34767 34768
1376187244819.png
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia
I don't care; I'm trying to stay in character. Why would she let Troll get away with that if she killed Copper over a single ride? She's not just going to do-nothing like a powerless cuck.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34767
34769 34780
>>34766
Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34768
34770 34771 34788
>>34766
I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34769
511754__grimdark_grotesque_suggestive_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_sunset shimmer_twilight sparkle_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_bag.png
>>34767
Here's a colored version.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34770
34771 34772
>>34768
>raises hand
Does Tracy hate Torc?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34771
34772
>>34768
>>34770
>also raises hand
Um... How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34772
34773 34774 34788 34968
>>34770
A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.
>>34771
She loves to hate him.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34773
>>34772
>takes note
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34774
34775
>>34772
So... Right above Trollestia?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34775
34776 34788
>>34774
I won't answer that.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34776
34778
>>34775
She's so mysterious
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34778
34781 34788
>>34776
Females are complicated.. and dangerous..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34779
>>34777
reeeeeeeeeeeee

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34780
34781 34782
a_cagey_love_letter_by_wicked_at_heart-d94kmpc.png
>>34767
The artist is Wicked-At-Heart.
I've already posted everything from the set though.
hij0+
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No.34781
>>34778
I've always had Trumpaladin respond as if he thought her behavior to be a charade. Like she was hiding some deeper malevolence

>>34780
That's an... interesting image. I think maybe you may want to consider trying to make some of your own Tracy art. She doesn't get much new art on Derpibooru...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34782
34783
tracy_s_got_a_gun_by_wicked_at_heart-d8pu8pq.png
>>34780
Actually, Idk if I've posted this one yet.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34783
34968
874921__explicit_grimdark_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_flash sentry_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_clothes_cowgirl position_female_fe.png
>>34782

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34784
34785 34786
>>34762
When does he usually go?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34785
34786 34787 34968
>>34784
Whenever he finishes fucking Thez
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34786
34968
>>34784
>>34785
Yeah, this is definitely in the "made up after the fact" category
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34787
34968
>>34785
I hope he showers properly...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34788
34789 34968
>>34775
>>34778
>>34772
>>34768
Okay, now I definitely want a ranking of hatred of other characters
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34789
>>34788
lol I'll never tell!
I threw out the booklet anyway, so I'm at a loss for how to apply the points
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34790
34811
Well, I have shit to do in the morning, and nothing really seems to be happening so I'm calling it a night.
Also, I leave an idea for GM.
So, say you get GMs block and can't think of an idea for a session. Let one of us faggots have a turn at GMing. It would give you a chance to just kinda play Thez and enjoy the game without dealing with GM shit, and give us a chance at GMing. Or am I just stupid and this idea is terrible?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34791
flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg
Tracy places her Mage Hand in one Gauntlet, and the Hand of Glory in the other.
pic unrelated
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34792
34794
>>34765
It's not rocket science..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34793
34795
When you move a Darkskull, is it's unhallow recast every time it's planted?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34794
34796
>>34792
Tracy reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzY0_ObhZes
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34795
34811
iceland.jpg
>>34793
Ah, nevermind. It seems like the Unhallow just follows the skull wherever it goes. No cool field spells either, but swank for an ebil character to carry.
Do Ebil creatures or Fiends get any profane bonuses in unhallowed sites?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34796
34797 34968
tempo.jpg
>>34794
I need to get a lot edgier if that's the impression I make with her...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34797
>>34796
Oh don't feel so down. It's the last verse that makes me think of her

"She runs into the hallway and through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol in the bottom dresser drawer
The lady in the mirror says "he won't do this again.
This will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34799
34800
I definitely need to go edgier though... I've been slipping..
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34800
>>34799
Why do you need to be edgier?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34801
34802 34803
cuhrazee.jpg
I need her to stab more things... not just the bad ones either..
I need more sentients to stab. It doesn't matter how squishy or poor they are.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34802
34803
>>34801
Don't kill off my future customers, workers, and subjects. We don't even have enough humans to work the mine in Derpistan
I asked you to stab Torcuil that one time
>how squishy and poor they are
What if they are tough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34803
34804 34805 34806
relatively.jpg
>>34801
Like, a constant supply of targets..
I wish the settlements of port barry weren't so far off... I guess that's what stealth is for.
>>34802
>What if they are tough
She'll stab anything she can.

I've been abusing her for a while now.. there's been way too much dere and not enough yan.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34804
34805
>>34803
Please don't provoke shit for the sake of it. I've been abusing Trumpaladin as well with not enough holy crusading

Let's just kill dragons and bandits and giants together and take their shit, then kill the globalists and take their shit, and leave the peasants alive to prostrate themselves before us
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34805
>>34803
>>34804
I forgot to add "kill all of the drow and retake our shit" but I hope the point has been made...
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34806
34808
Tracy's day.png
>>34803
... What have I been doing all this time.. killing just one pathetuc fuck a month, like a serial killer. Tracy should be murdering every other day, minimum...

GM, where can Tracy go to kill things on a regular basis without causing drama?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34807
Sorry for my absence and I mean that, I was at a 100+ normie function, let me get caught up
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34808
34809 34811
1363054833212.jpg
>>34806
I mean like, how do I incorporate her picking someone off every day?
Do I need to stalk an NPC, kill it, clean up, etc with all separate rolls? I don't want to take a whole session to express a hobby.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34809
34810
>>34808
We've got more than enough killing that actually legitimately needs to be done
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34810
34812 34968
1363057242464.png
>>34809
But then it wouldn't be murder. Too Lawful.
It won't take too much time.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34811
34813
>>34790
Not opposed if anyone wants to desu
>>34795
Ebil, yes
>>34808
Depending on the target, yes. Are you looking to randomly kill something, or are you looking to find people who Tracy would want to kill? Both?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34812
34813
>>34810
Nigger, a Paladin is supposed to kill evil monsters and murderers, and so are chaotic good wizards and clerics. Jesus it's hard to maintain this party. We have enough vampires and drow and globalists and so forth to last her months
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34813
34814 34820
a4740a6fab9a77da5f4886e2410d4f1d.jpg
>>34811
Both. Although in a way that won't cause drama later (combine stealth with layers of disguise). Mostly basic mugging and serial murder, but it could be directed towards NPCs who may "deserve" it.
I realized that she's spend way too much time sitting indoors doing arts and crafts and whatnot. She's Tracy: murder is her hobby. I want to own this Neutral Ebil Alignment and start killing for the sake of killing.
Now that I've been liberated from those god awful flowcharts, I can actually play Tracy.
>>34812
Don't worry, she'll have time to kill those too.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34814
34815
>>34813
*sighing Paladin noises*
*Pulls back out Sword and Shield with Templar Sign engraven over it*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34815
34816 34817
>>34814
Did he ever get a sheild?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34816
34818
>>34815
Technically, he's had one the whole time. IDK where he's keeping it though, its a tower shield
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34817
34820
>>34815
He has the ring shield. He'll need some feats to be able to wield a tower shield alongside Vanderiem. Frankly though, I like the +3 damage I get from from wielding the sword two handed. I need all the damage modifiers I can get
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34818
34819 34821
>>34816
>>33650 →
>>33665 →
GM, I'm fascinated on what went down in the fight on the catwalk. It's exactly the sort of fight I have been thinking about and planning for and adjusting strategies for, and it's also the best use of Fae in action I've been able to do so far.

As I understand it, Tracy was holding a small-sized Trumpaladin in a complete pin, while the other characters where standing around within range to take action.

Fae charges, and using her pounce feat, makes a full round attack with bite, claw, and claw on Torcuil. Toruil's AC is sufficiently low (like a 15?) that all three attacks would have landed. I calculated damage at 37, although I see now that I mistakenly applied more than the full share of strength modifiers, and the real number should have been 29 to 30ish. I do not know Torcuil's HP, but I think it is 16d4 with no constitution or racial modifier, so about 40. If that is so, he would have lost around 75% of his HP in a single round

After Fae made her attack, Infernius attacked Fae with the scimitar. He rolled a 7, so my guess is that the attack would not have beat Fae's AC, which should be 28 assuming that Thez did not craft and fit her with a light suit of armor as requested (if yes, then a 32).Torcuil himself spent his round to try to make a concentration check to cast a spell, which seems to have failed

For reasons that will eternally puzzle me, Torcuil chose to have his familiar, the constrictor, attack the disabled and pinned Trumpaladin, rather than attack Fae, who was right there and just took down 75% of his HP.

Then the next round began, and Fae made a full round attack. It seemed like every attack landed, with the last one being a 20 and thus to be rolled again for a critical hit. That should have killed him. So if that fight went as I thought it did, Torcuil would have died in it
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34819
34822 34823 34968
>>34818
That seems about right. I don't recall the request for armor for Fae though, I must have missed that. And where did Infernius get a scimitar from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34820
34822 34955
>>34813
Also, can this be her default Training? To practice Feats like Improved Death Attack, Great Dexterity, Sneak Attack of Opportunity or whatnot?
In the beginning, I had her throwing her kunai at walls and shit as her default "training" pass-time, but I never even considered she could learn feats from it
Also, since Tracy can use her mouth to hold weapons, is she viable for the multi-weapon fighting feat?
>>34817
Use the goddamn shield.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34821
34822
>>34818
Snek was there to grapple Fae and keep him off Torc.
Although you deleted that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34822
34823 34826 34968
>>34819
My guess is that Infernius meant to imply that he took Death's Scimitar and attacked with it. I believe it should have been in Torcuil's possession. Mmade he handed it to Infernius, I do not know.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he gave it back to Death. Eh. Infernius said he attacked fae with it

As for armoring Fae, can I get the equivalent of a Chain Mail Shirt (+4 AC light armor)? Preferably whatever looks best aesthetically. Are there other things you can put on a mount?

>>34820
Use the freaking room in the tower that is built for this, carries zero risk, and doesn't require my character breaking off the engagement and killing yours when he eventually finds out

>>34821
I asked him who snek grappled, and he said snek grappled me. Not Fae. Me
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34823
34824 34825 34826
hide the body.jpg
>>34822
>>34822
>when he eventually finds out
Tracy knows how to clean up after herself. Just don't actively go looking for it.
Anyway, there shouldn't be an NPC in Port Barry capable of out-rolling her in Disguise.
>>34822
>I asked him who snek grappled
Before you b& everyone..
>>34819
Also, what the AC on Tracy's armor? The slick motorcycle suit was omitted, so what's she actually wearing? I thought I ditched the hydra/skull armor in her room to preserve speed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34824
34826
>>34823
Oh bullshit. Like it won't be entirely obvious who is responsible when a person is murdered every other night. This will be as secret as my sex with Trollestia
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34825
34827
>>34823
>Just don't actively go looking for it.
He's the white knight protector of the citizens of Port Barry. Going and looking for who is killing his sheep is literally and unironically his job
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34826
34829
>>34822
>chainmail
Yes. You can also enchant it if you'd like. Also yes, Torcuil gave the scythe back to death.
>holodeck murder
Can't it be this TF Tracy's faggot? Then you can custom design the scene. In fact, you can kill Trollestia as many times as you want without actually doing so, just by using it.
>>34823
Did you? I neglected to recall if you had.
>>34824
This


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34827
34832
>>34825
Does he go on regular patrols? How many hours a day does he do that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34828
34835
Not to mention the number of poners Trump can have his way with, without hopefully offending Tracy I mean its on par with fapping
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34829
34836
>>34826
>without actually doing so
There's little point then, but could simulating dozens of times give her a competence bonus?
Can I enchant a suit of light armor for Tracy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34830
34831
How far can Trumpaladin move with that Helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34831
>>34830
teleport*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34832
34833 34838
>>34827
Infernuis's Police do. That's their job. But that's not the real danger. If seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people, that's headline news. Sechs will tell trumpaladin or someone will. Or he'll overhear an unusual number of "desertions" of ship crews and figure it out, or he'll call tracy and she's out, or she'll leave behind a body, or Jesus, pick any number of things that can go wrong.

If Tracy can fucking "smell semen" off of a horse that should have it inside of her, then Infernius's Gestapo can solve a crime
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34833
34834 34836 34837
>>34832
>seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people
It's a por. Most of the people shouldn't be permanent residents.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34834
34837
>>34833
port*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34835
>>34828
What do you mean?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34836
34840
>>34829
Well, for combat techniques (cuz, beating a practice dummy, even one that's got a dead guy roped to it) only live fighting will suffice. Thats why ordinarily you only get feats on a per 3 or 4 level basis, its assumed that you had developed the ability during the previous combat scenarios that led to the xp/level. What I'm saying is, I'll allow that the holodeck can simulate opponents effectively enough to develop feats, but you don't get any experience. Just go with it.
>>34833
You make a valid point, especially with pirates (oh what, you thought Korak was the only one?)
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34837
>>34833
>>34834
So? If more "sailors desert" than historical average, it'll be noticed. especially if you want what, to kill every other day? So like 150 per year in a town of 2000 with a few traders passing through? No way in hell that would go unnoticed. And she'd have to hide every single body perfectly. One is found by a fisherman or farmer or hunter or hooker or who knows what and it's easy to image who done it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34838
34839 34842 34968
>>34832
What exactly are the capabilities of the Gestapo? Do they have class levels or skills?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34839
34845
>>34838
Who knows. What are Tracy's capabilities? I don't recall you rolling for smell with the semen on Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34840
34841
>>34836
>pirates
That's what I was going for. The docks are mostly fishermen and pirates, right? People probably disappear every day.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34841
34842 34845
>>34840
It's a small town of 2000 people. Not London or New York City. It would be noticed. Quickly.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34842
34844
>>34838
>all this meta
Why you gotta know? Aren't I allowed to have secrets?
>cries and runs away slamming the door.
Kek no.
>>34841
Its a local population of ~2000. There have been more and more people in and out over time, especially with all the buildings and architecture, increased commerce, not to mention the stadium - or the dog/kefka killing - and Football in particular. Port Barry is poppin' off these days.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34844
34846 34849 34850
>>34842
Nigger, the coming of Korak's ship was a big deal. I've asked repeatedly whom Port barry does business with, and you've given answers that indicate little naval traffic. You've also stated no new wares have been imported in many of the shops. No, there is not heavy traffic, and you are being inconsistent by saying it is here and not in the other times I asked. And if there were, it would still be noticed because the numbers are low enough that seven or ten or a hundred is a big number
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34845
34848
>>34839
You don't roll for scent.
I maxed-out all of her stealth-related skills.
>>34841
You don't think a nest of pirates would involve someone getting stabbed or disappearing on a weekly basis? Korak was able to run a human-trafficking business under everyone's noses.
Heck, with a good Gather Information, Disguise, and Blufff check, she could disguise herself as members of opposing pirate factions and start pirate mafia wars. That'll be interesting, and could create sufficient cover for her shenanigans.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34846
34847
>>34844
>it would still be noticed
She's a rogue, she could make it look like a fishing accident.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34847
34850
>>34846
You think a dozen plus fishing accidents wouldn't look weird? Ddo you think she'd never roll a one? No one would ever find a body with a stab wound?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34848
34850
>>34845
No, Korak's business was discovered by Torcuil and Trollestia within six hours of him arriving in the Harbor. Infernius has expressed an intent to use the gestapo to crush all piracy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34849
34853
>>34843
Hmmmm. You're giving me ideas.
>>34844
No new wears inventory wise, and not of the quality you're talking. There's basic, unalterable swords and general equipment available, but there aren't any Ridicular the Mighty Spear of Killing Anyone no Saving Throw-type things showing up, no.
>traffic
There wasn't then. Oh, look now, there it is. Deal with it.
Hey, if you can delete posts and ban people, I gotta flex my abilities ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34850
34851
>>34844
>there is not heavy traffic
It's a port. All the supplies we ever need comes in days. There has to be heavy traffic.
>>34847
I'll try my luck.
>>34848
He'd been doing it for years.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34851
34852
>>34850
No, I asked where shit came from, and it mostly came from Drow and Jews and the like, and it's gone now

>I'll try my luck
Why

>He'd been doing it for years
Before he met the party. He died within 24 hours of meeting the party
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34852
34854
>>34851
>Why
Muh adventure. Muh fantasy.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34853
34855 34856
>>34849
You are being unfair in applying the rules and altering them specifically to enable drama and intra-party conflict. Why
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34854
>>34852
We resolved this shit a month ago. I'm not playing that game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34855
>>34853
>enable
He just said there's heavy traffic so it's less likely for people to notice if some worthless pirate goes missing. How does that enable drama/conflict?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34856
34857
>>34853
I'm enabling the party to choose to act in a manner that is non-conducive to successful party relations, or choose to work together and make compromises where behavior would otherwise burn this motherfucker down. I'd much prefer the latter desu.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34857
34858 34859
>>34856
Alright, but this is burn the motherfucker down acting if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out. And if we've learned anything, we love to metagame, so they will find out, so Tracy's getting divorced and a bunch of far worse things.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34858
34860 34863
g3C6Cc5.jpg
>>34857
>if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out
They won't. The most you could hear about is "some pirates got in a fight and stabbed each other, again".
Don't read into it too much.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34859
>>34857
I agree, and thats why I am trying to compromise with the holodeck scenario.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34860
34862
>>34858
Bullshit. The moment Infernius and Torcuil hear "pirate" they'll go crazy because they hate pirates, launch an investigation and... low and behold, Tracy is prime suspect. She is divorced by means of a sword
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34862
34864 34865
>>34860
>they hate pirates
The port is full of pirates. It won't make a difference if one stabs another.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34863
>>34858
>dat pic
Better not be any of the Fight Club either.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34864
34867
>>34862
How many pirates are there? Tell me. Give me numbers
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34865
34866
>>34862
"Excuse me, we prefer the term private military, ever since that Trump fella showed up and killed off Ol' Korak."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34866
>>34865
Now MY ears are perking! I can hire mercenaries!!!!

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34867
34868 34870
>>34864
>Give me numbers
Go into town for a whole day and make a Gather Info check if you want that. It'll probably just draw suspicion though.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34868
>>34867
Nigger, you're the one who thinks he can literally get away with murder on a daily basis with no rumors starting up. You tell me this shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34869
34870 34874
If meta is inevitable, don't bring it weak. You're still 150 miles away. That's no less than a 4 hour flight back, assuming you can even figure out which way to go, and the mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34870
34871
>>34869
>Aren't looking to do any deals
But I have money. Finally.

>>34867
Go retrieve the gems
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34871
34873 34875
>>34870
"Aye, and so did ol' Korak lad."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34872
34873
download.jpeg
Also, I'm having a hard time figuring out what kind of creature she can 1-shot with a sneak attack. Her Sneak Attack is 8d6, but actually haven't had very many chances to use it to see how lethal it is. How can determine what kind I creature (hit-dice wise) that she can kill or cripple with her first attack?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34873
34875 34877 34878
>>34871
"You were loyal to him. He's dead. Now I am here, and forgive my lack of modesty, but I'm a better businessman than he is. You'll make more under me"

>>34872
If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count. Maybe wolves also
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34874
34876
dd-meme-why-do-dragons-refuse-to-eat-paladins-they-taste-so-lawful.jpg
>>34869
>mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with
Is that due to the code for cohorts, or do pirates just generally dislike working for Paladins?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34875
34876 34879
>>34871
>>34873
Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34876
>>34874
I know how to talk to Pirates
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/35c72bf6-c703-4c08-b8a6-4c2480ee163f

>>34875
It's a hypothetical meta conversation. Nothing in game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34877
34881 34882
>>34873
>If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count.
Idk if she can Sneak Attack while she's carrying a shiny gold paladin, desu...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34878
34880 34882
>>34873
"You're not gettin' it lad. The fact is, our loyalty is to our skins first, and to be honest, we don't trust you."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34879
>>34875
"Just some random guy who might be at a bar somewhere, and nobody else." turns back to his drink.
Just a random dialogue that might have happened at some point.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34880
>>34878
kek
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34881
34884
>>34877
Or on fire,....
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34882
34883
>>34877
They can dismount

>>34878
Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us

"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.

After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34883
34885 34889
>>34882
>dismount
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34884
34888
>>34881
She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34885
34886
>>34883
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34886
34889
>>34885
... maybe..

Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34887
It's late. I'm going to bed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34888
34890
>>34884
Do you mean while mounted?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34889
>>34883
Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment
>>34886
Yes

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34890
34893
>>34888
I don't see why not.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34892
34894
>>34891
Does she need a Concentration check?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34893
34895
>>34890
Sorry, but I do. 'Night
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34894
34896
>>34892
Every round?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34895
>>34893
Am of confused
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34896
34897
>>34894
To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34897
34898 34899
>>34896
If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34898
34901
>>34897
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34899
>>34897
>>34897
But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34900
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34901
34902 34903
>>34898
Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34902
34904 34905
>>34901
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34903
34905
>>34901
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34904
>>34902
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34905
34906
>>34902
Because I told you, it didn't harm you, it just stung.
>coward
Thez is a shitposter
>>34903
Sleep, I'll think on it.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34906
34907
>>34905
You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34907
34909 34910
>>34906
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34908
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34909
34910 34911 34912
>>34907
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34910
>>34907
>+1600 pounds of pure sex
Okay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well

>>34909
So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34911
34912 34914
>>34909
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34912
34913 34914
>>34909
>>34911
A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34913
34914 34915
>>34912
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34914
>>34911 IKR
>>34912 This
>>34913 Both


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34915
34916 34918
>>34913
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34916
34917
>>34915
Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34917
151025111221-trump-thumbs-up-1021-full-169.jpg
>>34916
It's a pretty Kick Ass deity
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34918
34919
>>34915
>Jew powers
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34919
34920 34921
7de.gif
>>34918
You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34920
34921 34922
>>34919
>Uber-feminist
Wat?

Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34921
34922 34923
>>34919
>>34920
What kind of powers does feminism give you?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34922
34923 34924
>>34920
Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers

>>34921
You tell me
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34923
>>34922
*devil
>>34921
Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34924
34925
>>34922
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell me
Alright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34925
34926
>>34924
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady

Bad pony
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34926
34927 34928 34930
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?
>>34925
>you were not present for
Quick rundown?

*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34927
34928 34929
>>34926
>inb4 >rape
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34928
34929 34930
>>34926
"Be gentle with those damn it!"

I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense

>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34929
34932
>>34927
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.

I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928
>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34930
34931 34932
>>34926
Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.
>>34928
>deflate
As in dismiss? No.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34931
34933
>>34930
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34932
34933 34934
>>34929
>it's all in her head, after all
No it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest

>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time
Like what could she do?

>>34930
I can't dismiss a mount?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34933
34934 34935
>>34931
>hatch
Yes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.
>>34932
Not a player mount, no
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34934
34935 34937
69
>>34932
I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".
>>34933
... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34935
34936 34937
>>34933
What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?

>>34934
Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34936
34938
>>34935
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34937
34940 34941 34942
>>34934
The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.
>>34935
Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34938
34939
>>34936
I think she's too big for a successful 69
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34939
34942
>>34938
Long neck, high dexterity.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34940
34941
>>34937
Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34941
34943
>>34937
>>34940
It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34942
34944 34945
>>34937
GM, is >>34939 accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34943
34944
>>34941
I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34944
34945 34946
>>34942
Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.
>>34943
I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34945
34946
>>34942
You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.
>>34944
>reach
You're not helping
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34946
34947 34949
1507355229015.gif
>>34944
....I don't like oral sex

>>34945
That was a legit question because I have no idea
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34947
34948
>>34946
Neither do I. This is feminism.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34948
34950
>>34947
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34949
>>34946
Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34950
34951
>>34948
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*

Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34951
35046
>>34950
*Is milked by demon horse*
NBd4A
?
No.34954
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34955
34956
>>34820
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34956
34958
>>34955
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34957
9c822fda313f2a6c62e8f1c75abdc40c.jpg
DFWAdRCUIAAQnhQ.jpg
sneakattack.jpg
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
dd-meme-why-do-rogues-prefer-leather-armor.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34958
34959
1779339_0.jpg
>>34956
>triple-stab sneak attack
That's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34959
34960
>>34958
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34960
34961
>>34959
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34961
34962 34966
>>34960
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34962
34963 34964
Dnd_696697_6026462.jpg
>>34961
Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34963
stealth-funny-motivational-poster.jpg
>>34962
Wrong meme.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34964
>>34962
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34965
34972
bearhunting.jpg
Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34966
34971
>>34961
Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34967
34969 34971
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34968
34971
>>34783
tries not to get erect... fails.
>>34772
>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785
this.
>>34787
i do.
>>34786
its in my backstory queer.
>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg
>>34810
this.
>>34819
what scimitar?
>>34822
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.


Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34969
34970
>>34967
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34970
34971
>>34969
Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34971
34974
>>34966
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though
>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34972
34974
>>34965
Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34973
34975
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34974
34976 34977
>>34971
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34975
34977
>>34973
16 11 6 1
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34976
34978
>>34974
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
NBd4A
?
No.34977
34979 34980
[1d20+19 = 30]
>>34974
*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Rolling survival
>>34975
Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34978
34981
>>34976
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
NBd4A
?
No.34979
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>34977
Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34980
34982
>>34977
16 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34981
>>34978
>levels
Now I'm confused too..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34982
34983 34986 34987
>>34980
Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34983
34986 34987
>>34982
Epic BAB increases by 1 every 2 levels.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34984
34985
image.png
>Is the least liked character here
*sad blackguard noises...*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34985
34989
>>34984
That's not true, the least-liked character has been starving for days in a body-cast.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34986
34987 34990 34994
>>34982
>>34983
i want to be a divine emissary.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34987
34989 34990
>>34982
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.
>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?
>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
jStTv
?
No.34988
35004
*wakes up and starts tearing the shit off of him to get off the horse's back*
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34989
34991
>>34985
>>34987
how long would it take to get weapon focus in the training room??
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34990
34992 35004
>>34987
Without knowing the level distribution, that sounds about right
>>34986
All in good time. While Tracy is catching boars (its boars btw), did you want to continue trolling Darkie?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34991
34993
>>34989
About a week, game-time
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34992
>>34990
yes i do.
i bring him his soup.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34993
34995
>>34734
>>34991

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34994
34996
adolf-hitler[1].jpg
>>34986
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34995
34997
>>34993
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34996
35004
>>34994
oh i can't be one then.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34997
>>34995
yea that's what i was thinking.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34998
35003 35005
How can he do a "stunner"?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35000
Trump is free
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35001
35004
Trumpaladin frees himself of the devil horse
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35002
Kek
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35003
>>34999
>>34998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9BQWbzWxA
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35004
35006 35007 35010
>>34990
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?
>>34988
>>35001
No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.
The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.
>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35005
35008 35010
>>34999
>>34998
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35006
35010 35012
>>35004
i would have to get hitlers attention.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35007
35012
>>35004
Okay...
why does she take him though? To prevent him from escaping if he wakes up?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35008
>>35005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhTHlia1NXE
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35009
35010 35017
>Torc's faggot dies from exhaustion
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35010
35011 35015 35016 35017
>>35005
I don't think he was going for the stunning strike, it was just a meme-reference
>>35004
Yeah about that duct tape,...
>clearest path
I don't know, and it would take me time to figure out
>>35006
Still on about that are you? How many times have you heiled?
>>35009
Exhaustion? o_O
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35011
35013
>>35010
a lot.
NBd4A
?
No.35012
35014 35017
maxresdefault.jpg
[1d20 = 8]
*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
*roasts boar*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.
>>35007
She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.
Would he have tried to escape? If so,
yes.

>>35006
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35013
35022
>>35011
I don't recall much heiling,....
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o?t=1m23s
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35014
35018
>>35012
yea i have 10 ranks in it.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35015
35019
>>35010
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35016
35019
>>35010
Choirs are exhausting man

So what have I missed?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35017
35024
>>35009
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye

>>35010
>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city

>>35012
Kek, that's resourceful at least
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35018
35020
>>35014
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35019
35020 35023
>>35016
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.
>>35015
Duct tape is magic tho.

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35020
35021 35024 35030
>>35018
>Is finding out the purpose God has set for you an easy or difficult question
......

>>35019
>Duct tape is magic tho
This. Wait. Can we manufacture it and sell it?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35021
35028
>>35020
>Tape
Sure, Sparintenar would love that shit, especially if its camo'd.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35022
35025
>>35013
*wipes away tears*
sieg heil! sieg heil! sieg heil!
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35023
35032
>>35019
"Yeah, I can teleport. To the tower I assume?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35024
35026 35029
>>35017
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.
>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35025
35027
>>35022
Deutschland Deuschland über alles!
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35026
35030 35031
>>35024
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35027
35032
>>35025
Möge das deutsche Volk für immer regieren!
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35028
35032
>>35021
so have i made it to the drow with his soup yet?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35029
35033
>>35024
Can they get tendies with good boi points?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35030
35034
>>35020
>>35026
*wafts bacon*
*lays beside husbando*

>Paladin charging money for the needy to use his Law on Hands ability.
Don't be a Jew, Anon.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35031
35033
>>35026
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35032
35035 35039
>>35023
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>
>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.
>>35023
<whoooof> "...left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,"
>>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35033
>>35029
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.
>>35031
Ikr.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35034
35036
>>35030
>Wakes up
>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream
>Demon Horse is there
>Nope, it's real
>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
"Hey Tracy"
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35035
35037
>>35032
can you describe the way the cast is made around his head?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35036
35038
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
>>35034
"Good morning, Flashy."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35037
35040 35041
>>35035
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35038
35041 35044
>>35036
*pets pony*
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35039
35042
>>35032
"Is there a way I could leave a... a...
Ah fuck what was it called..."
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35040
35042
>>35037
"me feed you."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35041
35042
>>35037
>only the neck down
Does it impair his Concentration? Otherwise, couldn't he just use the Alter Self spell and an Escape Artist check to turn into a viper and slip out?
>>35038
"~Hmmmmmm..!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35042
35043 35044 35048
>>35039
"You don't need to waypoint this location. Now that you're aware of it, you can teleport here at will. I'm rdy to go."
>>35041
Alter self requires movement and gestures to cast, even as an assassin; not an option.
>>35040
"As undignifying as it is, I'll take it."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35043
35045
>>35042
"say aah."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35044
35046 35049
>>35038
*takes knife back*
*cuts into pork and serves it*
"Are you ready to go on an adventure today, ~Flashy?"
>>35042
>gestures
This is news to me, what does Tracy need to do for her spells? It doesn't require some ninja hand-sign, does it?
>tfw no fingers
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35045
35047
>>35043
"Really?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35046
35054
>>34951
D'aww. Has breakfast with pony

>>35044
"I have things I need to do, but sure. What do you have in mind?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35047
35049
>>35045
"open mouth or me cant feed."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35048
35049
>>35042
"Ah okay"
Torc teleport to the tower
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35049
35050 35051
>>35044
>ninja-seal
Depends on the spell. Alter self requires verbal and somatic (body movement) to cast. Each spell has particular requirements (materials negated)
>>35047
"Oh fine, AHHH," he says with a bit of spite.
>>35048
Where in the tower?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35050
>>35049
*makes sure to get all of the vegetables in the spoon.*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35051
35052
>>35049
Main lobby
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35052
35053
>>35051
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35053
35055
>>35052
"ME IN HERE!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35054
35056
>>35046
"It irks me to let those targets get away... What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35055
35058
>>35053
"Now what the hell is he doing?"
Torc heads to the room where the voice came from
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35056
35057
>>35054
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35057
35067 35068
>>35056
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"
Also, I'm starving for XP.

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35058
35059 35060
>>35055
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,... well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35059
35060 35061
>>35058
"Uhhh, Infernius, what are you doing?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35060
35061
>>35058
>>35059
"hey ana, darkie was hungry."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35061
35062 35063
>>35059
>>35060
"Uh yeah, I thought we were starving him. Have you tried interrogating him first?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35062
35064
>>35061
"We where leaving him in solitary containment!
Trust me, its effective..."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35063
35064
>>35061
"no but he might be more inclined to talk if we feed him."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35064
35065 35066
>>35062
"I know, that's why not being solitary and feeding him baffles me."
>>35063
"This! Bloody hell, don't stop, please. I'll tell you what I know! Ahhhhh!" he says much more graciously, hoping Infernius will continue.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35065
>>35064
Torc considers punching Darkie in the face
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35066
35069 35074
>>35064
*continues feeding*
"here comes the luftwaffe."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35067
35069 35070
>>35057
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.

You tell me just precisely what those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35068
>>35057
>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road
>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*
>[hungry hoers noises]
>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*
>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"...and I've been putting on a lot of weight too..." *munch*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35069
35070 35071 35072 35073
>>35066
Okay, now Thez is embarrassed for him, but mutters "I hope the Tower surveillance system is getting all this, for blackmail purposes."
>>35067
>we can teleport out"
Um, how exactly?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35070
35075
>>35067
>If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver.
Her Etherealness would end as soon as she's incapacitated.
"I'm not afraid, Flashy. I'm confident if we're together."
[affectionate hoers noises]
>>35069
>Tower surveillance system
Wat?!
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35071
35072 35077
>>35069
Helm
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35072
35077
>>35069
>how exactly
Doesn't he have a Helm of Teleportation?
>>35071
Pls gib bootz for Sneak Attacks. They're more useful on her.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35073
35081
>>35069
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35074
>>35066
>stuka noises
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35075
35076 35077 35079
>>35070
GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35076
35080
>>35075
Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"
She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35077
35078
>>35072
>>35071
Helm of Flash-Step (quickened Dimension Door, range limit 100')
>>35075
This. Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35078
>>35077
>Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Oh. Good to know then.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35079
35080
>>35075
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35080
35082
>>35076
>>35079
"Why don't we follow that footpath to the base of the mountain?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35081
>>35073
"You uh,... seem to,... know? what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35082
35084
>>35080
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*
>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
NBd4A
?
No.35083
35085 35089 35092
[1d20+21 = 37]
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35084
35086 35088 35091
>>35082
Spot Check
Detect Evil

"I've got a bad feeling about the point where the trail meets the mountain. Seems like an ambush or drop off point. Same with where the trail meets the forest."
NBd4A
?
No.35085
35087 35089 35092
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>35083
Listen check as well
hij0+
?
No.35086
[1d20 = 2]
>>35084
forgot to roll for the spot
NBd4A
?
No.35087
35092 35093
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>35085
And Search, to inspect the path ahead for anything peculiar
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35088
35093
>>35084
Detect Good, because why not.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35089
35103
>>35085
>>35083
Why even fucking roll with those bonuses?
and how do I calculate character bonuses
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35090
35095
"panzers inbound!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35091
>>35084
"Yeah.. If I were setting up an ambush, this would be where I'd do it..."
>on guard, but still moving quickly down the path, keeping a close eye* (tfw eyes on both sides of the head to detect predators) on the forest on either side of the path
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35092
35094 35096 35104
>>35083
The area outside the path is full of thick undergrowth, making movement more difficult (1/4 speed, without incurring penalties). There are some gradually increasing slopes further on, and the area has sparse trees.
>>35085
>>35087
So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
hij0+
?
No.35093
[1d20 = 13]
>>35087
Same here

Trumpaladin does a search check, looking for broken limbs, and any big gashes and disruptions in the ground, grass or mud

>>35088
For the most part, I think good aligned creatures will not be inclined to ambush us. Although Tracy might look like a good target. They may be confused as fuck by the Paladin riding the fiend though
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35094
35097 35100
>>35092
>So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
Yes.
y/S/t
?
No.35095
35099
[1d20 = 6]
>>35090
Blitzkrieg!
Panzerkampfwagen? Panther? Tiger? Stug III?

Rolling for a sidequest cause bored
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35096
>>35092
So is the path clear, and is the flora basically brush?

I think that's mostly to prevent ambush
NBd4A
?
No.35097
35098 35101
[1d20+3 = 12]
>>35094
*uses glasses of Disguise*
Disguise Check to appear less monstrous
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35098
>>35097
>+3
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35099
35108
>>35095
ze king tiger.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35100
35102
>>35094
Just proceed down the path and spam spot and what have you checks

Ddo you want to follow the path to wherever it leads (back into the woods) or do you want to go into the mountains?
NBd4A
?
No.35101
[1d20+19 = 21]
>>35097
Roll a Bluff too, because it's higher rank
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35102
35106
>>35100
He's the one steering. Either is fine.

Js2CQ
?
No.35103
35107 35108
[1d4+4 = 8]
>>35089
What manner of bonuses? Skills?
>all these spam-checks
Dude

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35104
35105 35112
>>35092
"so where are you're friends?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35105
>>35104
detect lies
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35106
35110
>>35102
Well here's the thing. If you look at the map, there is a city on the other side of the mountains. There's also one a bit to the Northeast past the forest. Mountains also are home to dragons, although not all dragons are small enough to not run like hell from. The path, however, likely leads back to something sentient somewhere, my bet is a village. I have no idea if diplomacy will do well or not
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35107
>>35103
Proceed further down path approaching the base of the mountain
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35108
35109 35112
>>35099
Ah, Tiger II
Have fun with that engine transmission
>>35103
Like the stat based bonuses
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35109
35118
>>35108
nah i changed production to the Maus
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35110
35112 35119
>>35106
Tracy doesn't actually care what she's doing, as long as she can do things with her husband.
The village seems like the more reasonable venture desu,.just because the characters wouldn't think of venturing at a length attack dragons in their own territory when they don't even know they're there.
>Forgetting that dragons live in other places too
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35112
35113 35114 35115 35118 35120
>>35104
"Friends? You don't know how drow work do you? Our partnership was based on mutual self-interest, not some particular alliegence to one another." True
>>35108
I'm still not sure what you mean. Stat (str, dex, etc.) bonuses are +1 for every 2 points above 10 (+1 at 12, +2 at 14, etc.). For skills, each skill pertains to a stat (dex for tumbling, for example) and applies any modifier from it to the check, above the skill level the character has.
>>35110
Oh make up your mind,.... Do you want to kill things or not? Random encounters are the worst, but I've already done up a thing.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35113
35124
>>35112
I want to kill shit. I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35114
35116
>>35112
Darkie could use a Friendship lesson from Twilight.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35115
35124
>>35112
"ok Do you know you're they are?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35116
35117 35119
>>35114
or...... tracy?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35117
35122
>>35116
... Perhaps...?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35118
>>35109
>maus
Have fun crossing bridges
>>35112
The stats, thats exactly what I was looking for. Thx m8
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35119
35121
>>35110
I'm just thinking about what I would want to see if I were there. There are so many trees - it's like every square inch of the American South from San Antonio to Savannah that isn't walmarts or swamps is pine trees, so I've seen enough, whereas the mountains of Greece and Costa Rica and West Virginia - seen in passing - are beautiful.

>>35116
>Tracy
>Friends
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35120
>>35112
GM, what is my constitution score?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35121
35123
>>35119
She'll go wherever she's steered.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35122
>>35117
you are both rouges so there is some common ground.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35123
>>35121
Uh... further down the path? Let's just see if anything finds us at the mountain
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35124
35125 35126 35127 35129
>>35115
You wanna try that again? o_o
>>35113
Alright. Tracy can hear the sound of movement somewhat far off, along the patches of woods that separate the path from the mountain, but can't see anything yet. There's a good number of them.
(sorry, lagging, gonna reboot)

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35125
>>35124
kek brain fart. infernuis said that in character though.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35126
35132
>>35124
Detect evil and spot check, which Trumpaladin would be doing regardless
NBd4A
?
No.35127
35128 35130 35132
[1d20+19 = 29]
>>35124
*slows down and veers off to the brush on the opposing side, observing the situation*
"... Something's there."
She draws her cane, looses her chain and approaches more slowly.
Sense Motive to figure out if they've been spotted spotted yet.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35128
35130
>>35127
Or more importantly, if they're approaching.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35129
35132
>>35124
"Do you know where they are?"
hij0+
?
No.35130
35131
[1d20 = 7]
>>35127
Dismounted or no?

Trumpaladin draws the Bees and draws Vanderiem
Spot check
Detect evil

>>35128
My guess is no
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35131
>>35130
She's been mounted the whole time.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35132
35133 35134 35135
>>35126
A good number of faint evil signatures. And squawking.
>>35127
Clinkety clink
"Squawk?"
>>35129
"No. The spellcaster had a pocket dimension we would disembark from and return to, connecting wherever we were (which was always a different locale) to wherever we were operating in." True

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35133
35137
>>35132
"what is your name and what are there names?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35134
35137
>>35132
>spotted
Tracy turns towards the squawking, confused but curious.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35135
35136
1512638779170.png
>>35132
*shrugs at horsey*
>"Evil robot birds?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35136
35138 35142
>>35135
"What's a robot? They could be summons. Be on guard. They've spotted us."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35137
35138 35139 35140
>>35134
Not spotted, but chains aren't exactly quiet
The sounds of footsteps, lots of them, start approaching.
>>35133
"I, as you know, am Darkemter Vrees. Their names are unknown to me, we used false names for business reasons." True
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35138
35140 35144
>>35137
Detect evil, looking to see if larger signatures are approaching. Ready Full round attack with Vanderiem when an evil-scented entity gets in range of the sword

>>35136
>"We killed robots that came to attack Thez, remember? What do you think summoned them?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35139
35144
>>35137
"who do you work for? call i call you vrees?"
NBd4A
?
No.35140
35141
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>35137
May as well make a Spot check to see what's coming.
Tracy puts her chain away and retreats to the side of the road for cover, still observing.
>>35138
>we killed
They mostly just watched, desu.
NBd4A
?
No.35141
35144
[1d20 = 14]
>>35140
Rolling to Hide.
hij0+
?
No.35142
35143
[1d20 = 10]
>>35136
>"If these things have a master, do you want to remain at range and draw off the summoned creatures, killing or do you want to attack the master directly?"

Trumpaladin tries to be stealthyish
Rolling I guess


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35143
35147
>>35142
She'll decide when she knows what's going on.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35144
35146 35147
>>35139
"You can call me Susan if you like. My contemporaries called me Darkie, for the double-entendre. We didn't have a client, we simply stole from whoever was slipping on their game. Incidentally, you can have the most magical lock in the world, and it doesn't do a bit of good if the walls are unsecured." True True True.
>>35138
Nothing larger, but there's about 8 of them and they're approaching.
>>35141
Good move


Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35145
35148 35149
>Torc has nothing to do
"Susan, if you could talk to a spellcaster, do you think you could provide enough information to get us to this pocket dimension?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35146
35149
>>35144
"are you all darkelfs? im guessing no. how do you secure the walls?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35147
35148 35149 35150 35154
>>35144
These things have a "feint" evil aura as you say? What's the aura on these?

>>35143
>"looks like just these eight. If possible, let them pass through then we kill them. If they are small enough, we may be able to dismount and kill them faster, but I do not know"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35148
35153
>>35145
>dismount and kill them fast
Wat?
>>35147
"Faint" should be 10 or less hit dice, for monsters.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35149
35151 35152
>>35145
"He wouldn't respond, they are certain to know I've been captured by this point." T
>>35146
"Yes, all dark-elves." T
>>35147
>Faint
>What's the aura
Uhm,... aside from the obviously already answered question, I don't know where you're going with it. There's 8 faint auras approaching.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35150
35155
>>35147
"I need to see them first".
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35151
35155
>>35149
"No, not him. I meant another magic user. Could you provide the information?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35152
35155
>>35149
"how do you secure the walls?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35153
35154
>>35148
We're looking at about 55 HP or lower then, so a good chance each one can be killed in a single round of attacks, but a reasonable chance they would need both characters to finish them in a single round, and also a chance to cleave. What spells do you want?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35154
glow-in-the-dark-eyes1632529612.JPG
>>35147
*lurks in shadows, waiting for entities to come by*
>>35153
It legitimately matters what comes by and what they do.
She's got Dark Blessing, so eagles Splendor helps with the defensive.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35155
35156 35157 35159 35162
>>35151
"You're asking me? I'm the sneaky ninja, what do I know about the technicalities of magic?" True
>>35152
See above
"I don't know what does it, but I do know that unmagical brick walls aren't it." True
>>35150
Before long a large creature standing on four stilt-like legs emerges from behind some trees about 40' off, from behind a dip in the landscape. It has a birdlike body, round and plump, and its body is about the size of a small pony, balanced atop its legs. Feathers that range in color from brown to red cover its body, its legs end in terrible claws while a glistening beak shines like burnished metal.

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35156
>>35155
"Fair enough"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35157
35166
>>35155
"where are you from?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35158
35160 35161 35162
MM35_PG9.jpg
I always forget the pic,....
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35159
35162 35166
>>35155
Trumpaladin does a spot or search or whatever. Is the creature organic or a construct?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35160
35163 35166
>>35158
What the actual fuck?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35161
35163 35166
>>35158
what the fuck?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35162
35166 35167 35168 35172
>>35155
I think I know what that is.
Tracy doesn't move, but takes a deep breath and braces for a charge once she sees the other.
>>35158
Knew it.
>>35159
It's an achaierai. Lawful Ebil. They're intelligent.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35163
35164 35165
>>35160
>>35161
I know right. It's like it could be from the Australian Outback
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35164
>>35163
fucking this.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35165
>>35163
Or Florida
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35166
35168 35169