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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34466
Hi /overboard/!
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34467
934.png

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34468
flashy is asleep.png
.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34469
34470 34472
*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34470
34471 34473
>>34469
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34471
34473 34475
>>34470
*cue themesong*
Anonymous
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No.34472
34474
>>34469
SPURS HORSE
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND"

SPURS MOUNT
Anonymous
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No.34473
34475
>>34471
>>34470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34474
34476
>>34472
[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34475
>>34471
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO
>>34473
That works too
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34476
34480 34483
>>34474
Kek

Detect Evil!

Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34477
34479
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34478
"You know what this place needs?
Frogs"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34479
34483
e1ssy8zmsovz.jpg
>>34477
>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34480
34483 34487
>>34476
Yes

Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
NBd4A
?
No.34481
34482 34483
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
NBd4A
?
No.34482
34489 34495
[1d20+5 = 25]
>>34481
And a Spot Check
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34483
34486 34491
>>34479
Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days
>>34480
Yes
>>34476
Several in number, moving fast, and distant
>>34481
>listening and spotting on the ethereal plane
WEW!
y/S/t
?
No.34484
34485 34491
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34485
34488 34491
>>34484
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34486
>>34483
Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34487
34491
>>34480
So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34488
34490 34492
>>34485
B-but muh newton's laws
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34489
>>34482
We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
Anonymous
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No.34490
>>34488
But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34491
>>34483
b-b-b muh 20...
>several
Fug
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.
>>34484
TOPKEK
>>34485
Aww..
>>34487
Looking for something to kill
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34492
34493 34494 34500
>>34488
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34493
>>34492
>the frogs don't fire from ur arse
>implying
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34494
34498
>>34492
Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34495
34496 34497
>>34482
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34496
34498 34505
>>34495
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34497
34499
>>34495
Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34498
>>34494
It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.
>>34496
Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
Anonymous
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No.34499
>>34497
>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34500
>>34492
Ah, yes.
Now I have this
Fuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34501
34502 34503 34505
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
Anonymous
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No.34502
>>34501
Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34503
>>34501
"Uh, no I've lost em"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34504
34507
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
NBd4A
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No.34505
34506 34507
[1d20+21 = 25]
>>34496
Devourers aren't fast.
Be ready for a surprise.
And draw your bow.
>>34501
Nightmarish Track check
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34506
34509
>>34505
>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34507
34510
>>34504
I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here

Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot
>>34505
Cast spell now?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34508
34509 34511
Torcs's propulsion: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wXHOkn9VW1s
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34509
>>34506
Idk... She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..
>>34508
>leprechauns
Kek!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34510
34512
>>34507
Which spell?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34511
34515
>>34508
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34512
34513
>>34510
Deathward.

"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34513
34514 34516
>>34512
How far away are the targets?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34514
>>34513
Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34515
34516 34517 34523
>>34511
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
Js2CQ
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No.34516
34518
[1d8 = 6]
>>34513
Too far to make anything out, but shapes can still be seen moving about
>>34515
Yeah, ya should
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34517
34519 34521
>>34515
Ask the leprechauns
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34518
>>34516
Shit
Activate Robe and start phuming smoke like crazy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34519
34520 34526
>>34517
Are you still moving?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34520
34523 34525
>>34519
Moving enough to keep sense of the targets, but treading more carefully now.
y/S/t
?
No.34521
34522 34524 34528 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34517
Can't, theyre touching his lucky charms on the way out
Control check
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34522
>>34521
>open google
>type "nearest cliff"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34523
34527
>>34515
That was GM

>>34520
>"What do demon horse"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34524
liftarn-Laughing-leprechaun.png
>>34521
>mfw
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34525
34527
>>34520
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34526
34528
>>34519
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34527
>>34523
>'Well... We get in range.. and then we stab them.."
>>34525
Find first; then get in shooting range.
Shoot first, then make ride-by attacks

*follows whateverthefuck*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34528
34529 34531 34532 34533
>>34521
fukking kek
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.
>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
y/S/t
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No.34529
34530 34535 34537 34611
[1d20 = 1]
>>34528
Check to shove a cork in ti
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34530
>>34529
OH FUCK THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING PEICE OF CUNT SHIT
hij0+
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No.34531
34537
[4d20 = 42]
>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34532
>>34528
What are the stats on Bob's bow? Wasn't it a +2 bow? And what is the damage roll?
NBd4A
?
No.34533
34534 34539
[3d20 = 28]
>>34528
*unleashes chain and sends it to attack*
It can attack... three times?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34534
34536
>>34533
Well, because you didn't advance to level 15 rogue you really should only have two attacks
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34535
>>34529
>leprechaun-pressure was too great
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34536
34541
>>34534
An Everwhirling Chain is a chain of speed too.
Js2CQ
?
No.34537
34538 34540
[1d20-8 = -8]
>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.
>>34531
>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34538
>>34537
Fuck it then

Readies Vanderiem for when something get's within melee distance
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34539
34544
>>34533
You assume its in range
y/S/t
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No.34540
34542
[1d20 = 18]
>>34537
Anal clentch roll?
I'm out of ideas
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34541
34542
>>34536
Follow the Leprechaun
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34542
34543 34544 34545 34550
>>34540
That'll work
>>34541
The leprechauns are long gone, and went in a completely different direction. Remember, Tracy sped off - spurred by Trump's "Chad charge" - before Thez and Torcuil even GOT to the ethereal plane, and they went in a different direction. Good move btw.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34543
>>34542
"I'm never doing drugs again"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34544
34545 34549
>>34539
Is it not?
Spirited Charge. Make 3 ride by attacks when in range.
I suggest Trump does the same.
>>34542
OR
We could meet up with the rest of the group...
Let's do that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34545
34548 34549
>>34544
Make up your mind

>>34542
Are you being sarcastic with the good move or what?

Either way, he has a readied full round sword attack for an enemy within range
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34547
>>34546
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34548
34550
>>34545
Does she sense the rest of the party?
You're the rider, you steer.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34549
34553 34557
>>34544
>when in range
Okay, I'll let you know
>>34545
>sarcasm
Yes
Uhm,... spoiler alert, these enemies aren't going to LET you get in range
Hold on, I'll paint a picture.


Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34550
34552 34559
>>34548
Follow the movement

>>34542
Detect evil
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34551
34552 34553 34556
I have shit to do... techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34552
34554
>>34550
Idk what these are. Devourers are slow, and Marauders aren't ebil..
>>34551
>Torc is blasting off again
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34553
34559
>>34549
If the horse does a charge then he's in range

>>34551
Poor Torcuil's faggot. Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34554
34557 34559
>>34552
Hellhounds? What lives on the Ethereal plane?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34556
34557 34558
ufuggedup.png
This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.
>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34557
34560 34561
>>34549
The chain is 60 ft, and she charges fast.
How fast are these things moving?
>>34554
>hellhound
>ethereal
Anything with the ability, I guess...
>>34556
Shouldn't Trump be able to detect Thez because her class ability designates her as an Outsider?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34558
>>34556
Eh
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34559
34560 34562
>>34554
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.
>>34553
You might be surprised
>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34560
>>34557
>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it

>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34561
34562
>>34557
Good point. Trump can't detect anything, because everyone is out of range.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34562
34563 34564
>>34559
>>34561
Goddammit, just fucking charge forward until we're in range to do something.
>inb4, they're intelligent, peaceful creatures
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34563
34567
>>34562
Also, activate the Ring of Spell turning on the Hand of Glory.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34564
>>34562
This so much

CAST DEATHWARD
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34565
34566
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34566
>>34565
When you say that, I lose all confidence...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34567
34569 34570
>>34563
Or we could pop back into the material realm. Where we have some vague idea of what is trying to kill us
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34569
34571
>>34567
Why the fuck not?
*pops back*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34570
>>34567
THERE'S an idea,....
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34571
34572 34573
>>34569
So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34572
34573 34574 34577
>>34571
Gotta figure out where we are first...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34573
34576 34577
numap.png
>>34572
>>34571
Both materialize,... alive,... on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
hij0+
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No.34574
34578
[1d20 = 7]
>>34572
We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.

Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34575
34577
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34576
34579
>>34573
Shit... I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
*stops*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34577
>>34573
>>34572
Fuck yeah! Dragons!

>>34575
I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34578
34582
>>34574
>Movement 1/2
Why would you think that?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34579
34580 34581
>>34576
Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34580
34582
>>34579
>Can she get here quickly
*Laughs*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34581
34585
>>34579
Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34582
34593
>>34578
>>34578
Because that's what the wiki page says
>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm

>>34580
When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
NBd4A
?
No.34584
34586
[3d20 = 10]
Alright
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
hij0+
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No.34585
34587
[1d20 = 16]
>>34581
What is the biome we are in?

Spot check
Detect Evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34586
>>34584
What a shitty fucking roll that was.
>+5 on spot and listen
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34587
>>34585
Detect Good, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34589
>>34588
For?
NBd4A
?
No.34590
34591
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling to Hide
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34591
34592
>>34590
Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34592
>>34591
Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..
>Why
Why not?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34593
34594 34596
>>34582
See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at twice their base movement rate.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34594
>>34593
>would move at twice their base movement rate
Wow, add a run check to that and she could move... really fast.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34595
34599
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34596
34597
>>34593
There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34597
34598
>>34596
But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34598
34602
>>34597
You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34599
34600
>>34595
What pickle are we in?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34600
34601
>>34599
The kind that gives treasure
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34601
34603
>>34600
How do you know that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34602
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry
>>34598
Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34603
34604
>>34601
Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34604
34606
>>34603
>small enough to kill
>in the mountains
You mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34605
34607
It's getting close to 2:00AM...
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34606
>>34604
You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger... you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34607
>>34605
On a Saturday morning
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34608
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34610
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34611
34616
>>34529
>>34521
and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34612
34613
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34613
>>34612
Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34615
34616
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34616
34617
>>34611
Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.
>>34615
There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34617
>>34616
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34618
34619 34620
328ca3fb3daf3f0147dbcfa43fabcacf5c0ebc7d_hq.jpg
>tfw you move so fast you don't realize you're speeding all the way across the continent right into the jaws of doom
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34619
34621
>>34618
You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34620
34621
>>34618
It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34621
34622 34623
>>34619
If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.
>>34620
I wonder what they were... Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34622
34626
>>34621
Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34623
34624
>>34621
I won't spoil it, they'll be back eventually, but they didn't use ethereal jaunt. They made their way to the ethereal plane from another plane (not the material). Also it wasn't that they move faster (they don't) but they were maintaining a distanced formation. They were sizing you up.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34624
34625
>>34623
Alright
I'm going to have to work for several hours..
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34625
>>34624
Bye
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34626
>>34622
jej.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34627
34628 34630 35292
NUERmap.png
Here's a rough depiction of the new locations, Tr/Tr in gold, To/Th in blue.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34628
34629
>>34627
Neat. What is the biome, and what is the scene from Trumcy's perspective?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34629
>>34628
Mostly plants
kidding, I'm working on it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34630
34635
>>34627
Are all the area-names on the map accurate?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34631
34632 34633
"huh where everyone go!?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34632
34638
>>34631
>Even Thez is gone
I feel sorry for you man
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34633
34634
>>34631
They're gone.
Try talking to Darkie.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34634
34636
>>34633
*Bends over, and hugs horsey*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34635
34637
>>34630
For simplicity, yes, though they may have more colloquial names when ventured to, and don't assume that the name necessarily correlates to the dynamic and local structure (though it may). Also, there are no names on the world, so technically that info is not known to characters

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34636
34639 34640
>>34634
[affectionate pony noises]
Is he still small?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34637
>>34635
>that info is not known to characters
Did Tracy learn anything about the local geography from the atlases she read in the library?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34638
34639
>>34632
*sad minotuar noises*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34639
34642
>>34636
No, much as those mini-memes made me kek
>>34638
It certainly wasn't planned, but it will (hopefully) be resolved before too long (which with this lot, means next tuesday Xp)
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34640
34641
>>34636
I do not know
"I know it may not seem like it at times, but I really do love you Tracy. And I cannot stop loving you. I want you Tracy"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34641
34643
>>34640
"... Really?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34642
34646
>>34639
can i go talk to the drow?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34643
34644
>>34641
*hugs horsey again*
"Of course. I am happy to see you, I miss you when you're away. I love the feel of your soft blue fur and I love your adorable pony noises and jump scares. I see how devoted you are. You'll make a great mother to my son, I'm glad he has you. I'm glad I have you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34644
34645
>>34643
[happy pony noises]
".. Tha.. th-that makes me feel better..."
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34645
34648
>>34644
*tries to look into horsey eyes, or at least eye from the angle*
*rubs horsey neck fur*
"You feel better? Well that's not enough for me.What can I do to make you feel complete?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34646
34647
>>34642
Sure
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34647
34649
>>34646
i walk to where he is.
"hows it going knife ear?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34648
34649 34652 34764
>>34645
>what can I do
Help her kill Trollestia.And Fae (optional)
She'll love that.
".... I... I'm not really sure.."
[confused pony noises]
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34649
34650 34653
>>34647
"Oh good god. What do you want? Decided to amuse yourself at my expense ay? he gets more cockney when he's agitated Well go on then, its not like I've got anything better to do."
>>34648
kek
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34650
34651 34654
>>34649
It's serious though.
Can we get a glimpse of where we are?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34651
>>34650
You mean aside from the maps? I'm assuming you're at an elevated position, so more ground-based details depend on getting a closer look. It's at the border of a mountainous area and a plains area with some not too distant forest.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34652
34656
>>34648
I'll help her kill Trollestia if she's not pregnant. My loyal attack football kitty is entirely off the table though
"I do want you to be happy, little pony"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34653
34655
>>34649
"ugh what that smell?"
"me came to alleviate your boredom, me a doctor me know it not good to be left alone this long."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34654
34656
>>34650
"Take us down horsey. Let's see what's worth our while in this area"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34655
34657 34669
>>34653
"Oh what, you leave a man in a steel body-cast and you expect poupurri? Suddenly you're concerned about my well being is it? If you're not here to let me out, be a good lad and sod off!"
NBd4A
?
No.34656
34661
[1d20+20 = 27]
>>34652
Better do it before bothering to find out. It's all going down the tubes if that's the case.
>>34654
*descends slowly and stealthily as possible* (for a horse in mid air)
Roll to Move Silently
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34657
34660
>>34655
"me Bet you hungry huh?"
NBd4A
?
No.34658
34659 34660 34661
[1d20+20 = 29]
Hey, when it says that Empathetic link gives the paladin and the mount the same connection to a place or item, does that also apply to worn items? When Tracy wears her cloak of charisma, does Trump look Equally fabulous by proxy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34659
34669
>>34658
Didn't mean to roll
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34660
34662
>>34657
"Oh, you're a right prick now aren't you, all pleased with yourself. You wouldn't be smiling if we the shackles were off, I'll tell ya that!"
>>34658
No
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34661
34663 34665
>>34656
Wha...
"Why stealth? The last time we used stealth we failed to activate a dragon attack we could have taken. How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here?"

>>34658
Now what does she need that cloak for?
*sad paladin noises*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34662
34671
>>34660
"what you like to eat?"
NBd4A
?
No.34663
34669 34671 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34661
She was going to give it to him, but then you asked for a Spell resistance cloak.
How does the item-synch work then?
>>34661
>Why stealth
"I don't want to get shot before engaging"
Listen check to sense nearby creatures.
NBd4A
?
No.34664
34680
[1d20+21 = 30]
Follow up with a Spot check
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34665
>>34661
>How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here
"We'll make noise once we're ready for combat."
They could both make mounted Sneak Attacks together, if he fell.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34667
>Gilliana
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34668
34680
bastard
hij0+
?
No.34669
34671 34672 34674 34680
[2d20 = 18]
>>34659
If you want to get back to interrogate the Drow right now, I've figured out several different ways of using the helm that I think I can argue that would get us there in one or two jumps

>>34663
I'd like some numbers on these cloaks. Depending on stats and the like, it may make sense to switch. What is she wearing in the robe cloak category?

>>34655
Detect evil. Spot Check. Search Check for anything civilizational
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34671
34673 34675 34677
>>34662
"Oh a comedian now are you, here to have a laugh? If you're expecting me to beg I won't. I just hope I get a crack at your cheeky ass at some point."
>>34663
>item-synch
It means that divination, or other types of items are and can be shared (visual-empathy). Please note, the rules were not designed for character-based-awakened-pony-cauchemar-murderer-paladin-mounts.
>>34669
It would take more than that, but it would help speed your return,... except you have no compass, and the area is unfamiliar, meaning you can't be sure which way is 'back'.
NBd4A
?
No.34672
34677 34680
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>34669
>1
Rolling for compensation search.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34673
>>34671
Noted.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34674
34677
>>34669
Helm would never work on a Drow Assassin.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34675
34678
>>34671
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34676
34677
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
hij0+
?
No.34677
34682
[1d20 = 19]
>>34672
So where does horsey want to go?

>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.

Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes

>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw

>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34678
34679
>>34675
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34679
34681 34712
>>34678
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34680
34719
>>34668
>>34663
>>34664
>>34669
>>34672
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34681
34683 34684
>>34679
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34682
34686
>>34677
>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34683
34685
>>34681
Darkie.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34684
34685 34686 34687 34688
>>34681
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34685
34686 34712
>>34683
Ahh
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?
>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34686
>>34685
Well Fuck you too
>>34682
See >>34684

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34687
34690
>>34684
>With no food
>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34688
34689 34690 34692
>>34684
infernuis knows how to farm.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34689
34690 34691 34693
>>34688
What did he grow?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34690
34694
>>34688
Infernius is 150 miles away right now...

>>34687
+21 for Tracy. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?

>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34691
34695
>>34689
'Grass'
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34692
34695 34696
5BPXcB4.jpg
>>34688
>inb4
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34693
>>34689
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34694
34696
>>34690
>for Tracy
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34695
>>34692
what the fuck did i just read?
>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34696
34697 34698
>>34692
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.

"When the time comes, I'll know"

>>34694
I want a nice city to conquer...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34697
34700
>>34696
>I want a nice city to conquer…
THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34698
34699 34703 34704
lawful_good_2.jpg
>>34696
>city to conquer
You'd have to """liberate""" it first..
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34699
>>34698
i wouldn't.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34700
34701 34704
>>34697
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34701
34702 34704
>>34700
burn down cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34702
34707 34710
>>34701
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34703
34705 34712
>>34698
What allignment would be
>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34704
34706 34712
quote-some-who-call-themselves-realists-question-whether-the-spread-of-democracy-in-the-middle-george-w-bush-139-45-28.jpg
>>34698
>Implying I can't do both at the same time

>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over

>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34705
>>34703
communist.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34706
34710
>>34704
i need more!
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34707
34710
>>34702
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34708
34709 34711
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34709
>>34708
Np, its fine
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34710
>>34707
>>34702
>>34706
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34711
>>34708
That's fine.
I g2g too.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34712
34713 34715 34718 34735
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke? so back to the races!
>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?"
>>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.
>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil
>>34704
>village
I'd forgotten about that

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34713
34714
>>34712
>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?

>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going

>Village
We should probably free them
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34714
34721
>>34713
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn
>beach
No
>village
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34715
34716
>>34712
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34716
34717
>>34715
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34717
34720
>>34716
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34718
34719 34722
>>34712
I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34719
>>34718
>>34680

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34720
34722 34743
>>34717
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34721
>>34714
So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34722
34723 34724 34734
>>34718
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.
>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34723
34725 34727
>>34722
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34724
>>34722
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34725
34727
>>34723
Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34726
34728 34729
Alright.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34727
>>34725
Alrighty then

>>34723
*pets horsey*
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.

So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34728
>>34726
"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34729
34730 34731 34732
>>34726
Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34730
34731
>>34729
>A path mysteriously loops around at the base of a mountainside
Bingo!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34731
34732
>>34730
>>34729
Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.
>>34730
Try using Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34732
34733
>>34731
I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.

Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI

>>34729
Use Detect evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34733
34736
>>34732
It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34734
34993
>>34722
mushrooms grow on bull shit.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34735
>>34712
"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34736
34737
>>34733
Eh, either way.

I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
NBd4A
?
No.34737
34738
[1d20+19 = 28]
>>34736
Okay, do that then.
>*disguises*
Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34738
34739
>>34737
*walks down trail*
hij0+
?
No.34739
34740
[1d20 = 17]
>>34738
Detect evil and spot check
NBd4A
?
No.34740
34741
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>34739
Also Spot check
NBd4A
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No.34741
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>34740
And Listen
NBd4A
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No.34742
34754
[1d20+20 = 26]
And Search, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34743
34744
>>34720
Who runs the Cathedral btw?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34744
34745 34746
>>34743
i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34745
34747 34749 34750
>>34744
>Not everyone has a gleaming Dragonne to administer Sermons
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34746
34749
eaf.jpg
b59.jpg
>>34744
Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34747
34748
>>34745
Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34748
34751
>>34747
Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34749
34761
>>34746
yea i guess he is.
>>34745
hmm
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34750
34752 34753
1512757477463.png
>>34745
>tfw when the paldinds god loves him more.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34751
>>34748
I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34752
Hitler_72de7d_918845.jpg
>>34750
Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34753
>>34750
RIP Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34754
34755 34757
>>34742
*blows raspberry*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34755
34756 34759
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.
>>34754
Blown
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34756
>>34755
Understanable
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34757
34758 34760
>>34754
*Licks horse in the ear*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34758
>>34757
Eww earwax
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34759
>>34755
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34760
34764
>>34757
*Nibbles*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34761
34762
>>34749
What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34762
34784
>>34761
Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.

hij0+
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No.34764
34765 34766
>>34760
D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*

>>34648
Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.

Also, I think I finally found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34765
34792
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia though
Beacuse YouFuckedher.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34766
34767 34768
1376187244819.png
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia
I don't care; I'm trying to stay in character. Why would she let Troll get away with that if she killed Copper over a single ride? She's not just going to do-nothing like a powerless cuck.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34767
34769 34780
>>34766
Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34768
34770 34771 34788
>>34766
I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34769
511754__grimdark_grotesque_suggestive_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_sunset shimmer_twilight sparkle_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_bag.png
>>34767
Here's a colored version.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34770
34771 34772
>>34768
>raises hand
Does Tracy hate Torc?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34771
34772
>>34768
>>34770
>also raises hand
Um... How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34772
34773 34774 34788 34968
>>34770
A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.
>>34771
She loves to hate him.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34773
>>34772
>takes note
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34774
34775
>>34772
So... Right above Trollestia?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34775
34776 34788
>>34774
I won't answer that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34776
34778
>>34775
She's so mysterious
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34778
34781 34788
>>34776
Females are complicated.. and dangerous..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34779
>>34777
reeeeeeeeeeeee

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34780
34781 34782
a_cagey_love_letter_by_wicked_at_heart-d94kmpc.png
>>34767
The artist is Wicked-At-Heart.
I've already posted everything from the set though.
hij0+
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No.34781
>>34778
I've always had Trumpaladin respond as if he thought her behavior to be a charade. Like she was hiding some deeper malevolence

>>34780
That's an... interesting image. I think maybe you may want to consider trying to make some of your own Tracy art. She doesn't get much new art on Derpibooru...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34782
34783
tracy_s_got_a_gun_by_wicked_at_heart-d8pu8pq.png
>>34780
Actually, Idk if I've posted this one yet.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34783
34968
874921__explicit_grimdark_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_flash sentry_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_clothes_cowgirl position_female_fe.png
>>34782

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34784
34785 34786
>>34762
When does he usually go?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.34785
34786 34787 34968
>>34784
Whenever he finishes fucking Thez
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34786
34968
>>34784
>>34785
Yeah, this is definitely in the "made up after the fact" category
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34787
34968
>>34785
I hope he showers properly...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34788
34789 34968
>>34775
>>34778
>>34772
>>34768
Okay, now I definitely want a ranking of hatred of other characters
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34789
>>34788
lol I'll never tell!
I threw out the booklet anyway, so I'm at a loss for how to apply the points
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34790
34811
Well, I have shit to do in the morning, and nothing really seems to be happening so I'm calling it a night.
Also, I leave an idea for GM.
So, say you get GMs block and can't think of an idea for a session. Let one of us faggots have a turn at GMing. It would give you a chance to just kinda play Thez and enjoy the game without dealing with GM shit, and give us a chance at GMing. Or am I just stupid and this idea is terrible?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34791
flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg
Tracy places her Mage Hand in one Gauntlet, and the Hand of Glory in the other.
pic unrelated
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34792
34794
>>34765
It's not rocket science..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34793
34795
When you move a Darkskull, is it's unhallow recast every time it's planted?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34794
34796
>>34792
Tracy reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzY0_ObhZes
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34795
34811
iceland.jpg
>>34793
Ah, nevermind. It seems like the Unhallow just follows the skull wherever it goes. No cool field spells either, but swank for an ebil character to carry.
Do Ebil creatures or Fiends get any profane bonuses in unhallowed sites?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34796
34797 34968
tempo.jpg
>>34794
I need to get a lot edgier if that's the impression I make with her...
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34797
>>34796
Oh don't feel so down. It's the last verse that makes me think of her

"She runs into the hallway and through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol in the bottom dresser drawer
The lady in the mirror says "he won't do this again.
This will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34799
34800
I definitely need to go edgier though... I've been slipping..
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34800
>>34799
Why do you need to be edgier?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34801
34802 34803
cuhrazee.jpg
I need her to stab more things... not just the bad ones either..
I need more sentients to stab. It doesn't matter how squishy or poor they are.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34802
34803
>>34801
Don't kill off my future customers, workers, and subjects. We don't even have enough humans to work the mine in Derpistan
I asked you to stab Torcuil that one time
>how squishy and poor they are
What if they are tough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34803
34804 34805 34806
relatively.jpg
>>34801
Like, a constant supply of targets..
I wish the settlements of port barry weren't so far off... I guess that's what stealth is for.
>>34802
>What if they are tough
She'll stab anything she can.

I've been abusing her for a while now.. there's been way too much dere and not enough yan.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34804
34805
>>34803
Please don't provoke shit for the sake of it. I've been abusing Trumpaladin as well with not enough holy crusading

Let's just kill dragons and bandits and giants together and take their shit, then kill the globalists and take their shit, and leave the peasants alive to prostrate themselves before us
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34805
>>34803
>>34804
I forgot to add "kill all of the drow and retake our shit" but I hope the point has been made...
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34806
34808
Tracy's day.png
>>34803
... What have I been doing all this time.. killing just one pathetuc fuck a month, like a serial killer. Tracy should be murdering every other day, minimum...

GM, where can Tracy go to kill things on a regular basis without causing drama?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34807
Sorry for my absence and I mean that, I was at a 100+ normie function, let me get caught up
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34808
34809 34811
1363054833212.jpg
>>34806
I mean like, how do I incorporate her picking someone off every day?
Do I need to stalk an NPC, kill it, clean up, etc with all separate rolls? I don't want to take a whole session to express a hobby.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34809
34810
>>34808
We've got more than enough killing that actually legitimately needs to be done
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34810
34812 34968
1363057242464.png
>>34809
But then it wouldn't be murder. Too Lawful.
It won't take too much time.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34811
34813
>>34790
Not opposed if anyone wants to desu
>>34795
Ebil, yes
>>34808
Depending on the target, yes. Are you looking to randomly kill something, or are you looking to find people who Tracy would want to kill? Both?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34812
34813
>>34810
Nigger, a Paladin is supposed to kill evil monsters and murderers, and so are chaotic good wizards and clerics. Jesus it's hard to maintain this party. We have enough vampires and drow and globalists and so forth to last her months
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34813
34814 34820
a4740a6fab9a77da5f4886e2410d4f1d.jpg
>>34811
Both. Although in a way that won't cause drama later (combine stealth with layers of disguise). Mostly basic mugging and serial murder, but it could be directed towards NPCs who may "deserve" it.
I realized that she's spend way too much time sitting indoors doing arts and crafts and whatnot. She's Tracy: murder is her hobby. I want to own this Neutral Ebil Alignment and start killing for the sake of killing.
Now that I've been liberated from those god awful flowcharts, I can actually play Tracy.
>>34812
Don't worry, she'll have time to kill those too.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34814
34815
>>34813
*sighing Paladin noises*
*Pulls back out Sword and Shield with Templar Sign engraven over it*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34815
34816 34817
>>34814
Did he ever get a sheild?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34816
34818
>>34815
Technically, he's had one the whole time. IDK where he's keeping it though, its a tower shield
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34817
34820
>>34815
He has the ring shield. He'll need some feats to be able to wield a tower shield alongside Vanderiem. Frankly though, I like the +3 damage I get from from wielding the sword two handed. I need all the damage modifiers I can get
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34818
34819 34821
>>34816
>>33650 →
>>33665 →
GM, I'm fascinated on what went down in the fight on the catwalk. It's exactly the sort of fight I have been thinking about and planning for and adjusting strategies for, and it's also the best use of Fae in action I've been able to do so far.

As I understand it, Tracy was holding a small-sized Trumpaladin in a complete pin, while the other characters where standing around within range to take action.

Fae charges, and using her pounce feat, makes a full round attack with bite, claw, and claw on Torcuil. Toruil's AC is sufficiently low (like a 15?) that all three attacks would have landed. I calculated damage at 37, although I see now that I mistakenly applied more than the full share of strength modifiers, and the real number should have been 29 to 30ish. I do not know Torcuil's HP, but I think it is 16d4 with no constitution or racial modifier, so about 40. If that is so, he would have lost around 75% of his HP in a single round

After Fae made her attack, Infernius attacked Fae with the scimitar. He rolled a 7, so my guess is that the attack would not have beat Fae's AC, which should be 28 assuming that Thez did not craft and fit her with a light suit of armor as requested (if yes, then a 32).Torcuil himself spent his round to try to make a concentration check to cast a spell, which seems to have failed

For reasons that will eternally puzzle me, Torcuil chose to have his familiar, the constrictor, attack the disabled and pinned Trumpaladin, rather than attack Fae, who was right there and just took down 75% of his HP.

Then the next round began, and Fae made a full round attack. It seemed like every attack landed, with the last one being a 20 and thus to be rolled again for a critical hit. That should have killed him. So if that fight went as I thought it did, Torcuil would have died in it
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34819
34822 34823 34968
>>34818
That seems about right. I don't recall the request for armor for Fae though, I must have missed that. And where did Infernius get a scimitar from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34820
34822 34955
>>34813
Also, can this be her default Training? To practice Feats like Improved Death Attack, Great Dexterity, Sneak Attack of Opportunity or whatnot?
In the beginning, I had her throwing her kunai at walls and shit as her default "training" pass-time, but I never even considered she could learn feats from it
Also, since Tracy can use her mouth to hold weapons, is she viable for the multi-weapon fighting feat?
>>34817
Use the goddamn shield.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34821
34822
>>34818
Snek was there to grapple Fae and keep him off Torc.
Although you deleted that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34822
34823 34826 34968
>>34819
My guess is that Infernius meant to imply that he took Death's Scimitar and attacked with it. I believe it should have been in Torcuil's possession. Mmade he handed it to Infernius, I do not know.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he gave it back to Death. Eh. Infernius said he attacked fae with it

As for armoring Fae, can I get the equivalent of a Chain Mail Shirt (+4 AC light armor)? Preferably whatever looks best aesthetically. Are there other things you can put on a mount?

>>34820
Use the freaking room in the tower that is built for this, carries zero risk, and doesn't require my character breaking off the engagement and killing yours when he eventually finds out

>>34821
I asked him who snek grappled, and he said snek grappled me. Not Fae. Me
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34823
34824 34825 34826
hide the body.jpg
>>34822
>>34822
>when he eventually finds out
Tracy knows how to clean up after herself. Just don't actively go looking for it.
Anyway, there shouldn't be an NPC in Port Barry capable of out-rolling her in Disguise.
>>34822
>I asked him who snek grappled
Before you b& everyone..
>>34819
Also, what the AC on Tracy's armor? The slick motorcycle suit was omitted, so what's she actually wearing? I thought I ditched the hydra/skull armor in her room to preserve speed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34824
34826
>>34823
Oh bullshit. Like it won't be entirely obvious who is responsible when a person is murdered every other night. This will be as secret as my sex with Trollestia
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34825
34827
>>34823
>Just don't actively go looking for it.
He's the white knight protector of the citizens of Port Barry. Going and looking for who is killing his sheep is literally and unironically his job
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34826
34829
>>34822
>chainmail
Yes. You can also enchant it if you'd like. Also yes, Torcuil gave the scythe back to death.
>holodeck murder
Can't it be this TF Tracy's faggot? Then you can custom design the scene. In fact, you can kill Trollestia as many times as you want without actually doing so, just by using it.
>>34823
Did you? I neglected to recall if you had.
>>34824
This


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34827
34832
>>34825
Does he go on regular patrols? How many hours a day does he do that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34828
34835
Not to mention the number of poners Trump can have his way with, without hopefully offending Tracy I mean its on par with fapping
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34829
34836
>>34826
>without actually doing so
There's little point then, but could simulating dozens of times give her a competence bonus?
Can I enchant a suit of light armor for Tracy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34830
34831
How far can Trumpaladin move with that Helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34831
>>34830
teleport*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34832
34833 34838
>>34827
Infernuis's Police do. That's their job. But that's not the real danger. If seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people, that's headline news. Sechs will tell trumpaladin or someone will. Or he'll overhear an unusual number of "desertions" of ship crews and figure it out, or he'll call tracy and she's out, or she'll leave behind a body, or Jesus, pick any number of things that can go wrong.

If Tracy can fucking "smell semen" off of a horse that should have it inside of her, then Infernius's Gestapo can solve a crime
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34833
34834 34836 34837
>>34832
>seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people
It's a por. Most of the people shouldn't be permanent residents.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34834
34837
>>34833
port*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34835
>>34828
What do you mean?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34836
34840
>>34829
Well, for combat techniques (cuz, beating a practice dummy, even one that's got a dead guy roped to it) only live fighting will suffice. Thats why ordinarily you only get feats on a per 3 or 4 level basis, its assumed that you had developed the ability during the previous combat scenarios that led to the xp/level. What I'm saying is, I'll allow that the holodeck can simulate opponents effectively enough to develop feats, but you don't get any experience. Just go with it.
>>34833
You make a valid point, especially with pirates (oh what, you thought Korak was the only one?)
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34837
>>34833
>>34834
So? If more "sailors desert" than historical average, it'll be noticed. especially if you want what, to kill every other day? So like 150 per year in a town of 2000 with a few traders passing through? No way in hell that would go unnoticed. And she'd have to hide every single body perfectly. One is found by a fisherman or farmer or hunter or hooker or who knows what and it's easy to image who done it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34838
34839 34842 34968
>>34832
What exactly are the capabilities of the Gestapo? Do they have class levels or skills?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34839
34845
>>34838
Who knows. What are Tracy's capabilities? I don't recall you rolling for smell with the semen on Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34840
34841
>>34836
>pirates
That's what I was going for. The docks are mostly fishermen and pirates, right? People probably disappear every day.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34841
34842 34845
>>34840
It's a small town of 2000 people. Not London or New York City. It would be noticed. Quickly.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34842
34844
>>34838
>all this meta
Why you gotta know? Aren't I allowed to have secrets?
>cries and runs away slamming the door.
Kek no.
>>34841
Its a local population of ~2000. There have been more and more people in and out over time, especially with all the buildings and architecture, increased commerce, not to mention the stadium - or the dog/kefka killing - and Football in particular. Port Barry is poppin' off these days.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34844
34846 34849 34850
>>34842
Nigger, the coming of Korak's ship was a big deal. I've asked repeatedly whom Port barry does business with, and you've given answers that indicate little naval traffic. You've also stated no new wares have been imported in many of the shops. No, there is not heavy traffic, and you are being inconsistent by saying it is here and not in the other times I asked. And if there were, it would still be noticed because the numbers are low enough that seven or ten or a hundred is a big number
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34845
34848
>>34839
You don't roll for scent.
I maxed-out all of her stealth-related skills.
>>34841
You don't think a nest of pirates would involve someone getting stabbed or disappearing on a weekly basis? Korak was able to run a human-trafficking business under everyone's noses.
Heck, with a good Gather Information, Disguise, and Blufff check, she could disguise herself as members of opposing pirate factions and start pirate mafia wars. That'll be interesting, and could create sufficient cover for her shenanigans.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34846
34847
>>34844
>it would still be noticed
She's a rogue, she could make it look like a fishing accident.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34847
34850
>>34846
You think a dozen plus fishing accidents wouldn't look weird? Ddo you think she'd never roll a one? No one would ever find a body with a stab wound?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34848
34850
>>34845
No, Korak's business was discovered by Torcuil and Trollestia within six hours of him arriving in the Harbor. Infernius has expressed an intent to use the gestapo to crush all piracy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34849
34853
>>34843
Hmmmm. You're giving me ideas.
>>34844
No new wears inventory wise, and not of the quality you're talking. There's basic, unalterable swords and general equipment available, but there aren't any Ridicular the Mighty Spear of Killing Anyone no Saving Throw-type things showing up, no.
>traffic
There wasn't then. Oh, look now, there it is. Deal with it.
Hey, if you can delete posts and ban people, I gotta flex my abilities ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34850
34851
>>34844
>there is not heavy traffic
It's a port. All the supplies we ever need comes in days. There has to be heavy traffic.
>>34847
I'll try my luck.
>>34848
He'd been doing it for years.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34851
34852
>>34850
No, I asked where shit came from, and it mostly came from Drow and Jews and the like, and it's gone now

>I'll try my luck
Why

>He'd been doing it for years
Before he met the party. He died within 24 hours of meeting the party
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34852
34854
>>34851
>Why
Muh adventure. Muh fantasy.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34853
34855 34856
>>34849
You are being unfair in applying the rules and altering them specifically to enable drama and intra-party conflict. Why
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34854
>>34852
We resolved this shit a month ago. I'm not playing that game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34855
>>34853
>enable
He just said there's heavy traffic so it's less likely for people to notice if some worthless pirate goes missing. How does that enable drama/conflict?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34856
34857
>>34853
I'm enabling the party to choose to act in a manner that is non-conducive to successful party relations, or choose to work together and make compromises where behavior would otherwise burn this motherfucker down. I'd much prefer the latter desu.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34857
34858 34859
>>34856
Alright, but this is burn the motherfucker down acting if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out. And if we've learned anything, we love to metagame, so they will find out, so Tracy's getting divorced and a bunch of far worse things.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34858
34860 34863
g3C6Cc5.jpg
>>34857
>if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out
They won't. The most you could hear about is "some pirates got in a fight and stabbed each other, again".
Don't read into it too much.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34859
>>34857
I agree, and thats why I am trying to compromise with the holodeck scenario.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34860
34862
>>34858
Bullshit. The moment Infernius and Torcuil hear "pirate" they'll go crazy because they hate pirates, launch an investigation and... low and behold, Tracy is prime suspect. She is divorced by means of a sword
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34862
34864 34865
>>34860
>they hate pirates
The port is full of pirates. It won't make a difference if one stabs another.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34863
>>34858
>dat pic
Better not be any of the Fight Club either.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34864
34867
>>34862
How many pirates are there? Tell me. Give me numbers
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34865
34866
>>34862
"Excuse me, we prefer the term private military, ever since that Trump fella showed up and killed off Ol' Korak."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34866
>>34865
Now MY ears are perking! I can hire mercenaries!!!!

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34867
34868 34870
>>34864
>Give me numbers
Go into town for a whole day and make a Gather Info check if you want that. It'll probably just draw suspicion though.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34868
>>34867
Nigger, you're the one who thinks he can literally get away with murder on a daily basis with no rumors starting up. You tell me this shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34869
34870 34874
If meta is inevitable, don't bring it weak. You're still 150 miles away. That's no less than a 4 hour flight back, assuming you can even figure out which way to go, and the mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34870
34871
>>34869
>Aren't looking to do any deals
But I have money. Finally.

>>34867
Go retrieve the gems
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34871
34873 34875
>>34870
"Aye, and so did ol' Korak lad."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34872
34873
download.jpeg
Also, I'm having a hard time figuring out what kind of creature she can 1-shot with a sneak attack. Her Sneak Attack is 8d6, but actually haven't had very many chances to use it to see how lethal it is. How can determine what kind I creature (hit-dice wise) that she can kill or cripple with her first attack?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34873
34875 34877 34878
>>34871
"You were loyal to him. He's dead. Now I am here, and forgive my lack of modesty, but I'm a better businessman than he is. You'll make more under me"

>>34872
If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count. Maybe wolves also
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34874
34876
dd-meme-why-do-dragons-refuse-to-eat-paladins-they-taste-so-lawful.jpg
>>34869
>mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with
Is that due to the code for cohorts, or do pirates just generally dislike working for Paladins?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34875
34876 34879
>>34871
>>34873
Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34876
>>34874
I know how to talk to Pirates
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/35c72bf6-c703-4c08-b8a6-4c2480ee163f

>>34875
It's a hypothetical meta conversation. Nothing in game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34877
34881 34882
>>34873
>If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count.
Idk if she can Sneak Attack while she's carrying a shiny gold paladin, desu...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34878
34880 34882
>>34873
"You're not gettin' it lad. The fact is, our loyalty is to our skins first, and to be honest, we don't trust you."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34879
>>34875
"Just some random guy who might be at a bar somewhere, and nobody else." turns back to his drink.
Just a random dialogue that might have happened at some point.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34880
>>34878
kek
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34881
34884
>>34877
Or on fire,....
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34882
34883
>>34877
They can dismount

>>34878
Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us

"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.

After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34883
34885 34889
>>34882
>dismount
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34884
34888
>>34881
She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34885
34886
>>34883
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34886
34889
>>34885
... maybe..

Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34887
It's late. I'm going to bed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34888
34890
>>34884
Do you mean while mounted?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34889
>>34883
Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment
>>34886
Yes

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34890
34893
>>34888
I don't see why not.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34892
34894
>>34891
Does she need a Concentration check?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34893
34895
>>34890
Sorry, but I do. 'Night
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34894
34896
>>34892
Every round?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34895
>>34893
Am of confused
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34896
34897
>>34894
To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34897
34898 34899
>>34896
If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34898
34901
>>34897
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34899
>>34897
>>34897
But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34900
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34901
34902 34903
>>34898
Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34902
34904 34905
>>34901
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34903
34905
>>34901
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.
I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34904
>>34902
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34905
34906
>>34902
Because I told you, it didn't harm you, it just stung.
>coward
Thez is a shitposter
>>34903
Sleep, I'll think on it.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34906
34907
>>34905
You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34907
34909 34910
>>34906
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34908
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34909
34910 34911 34912
>>34907
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34910
>>34907
>+1600 pounds of pure sex
Okay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well

>>34909
So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34911
34912 34914
>>34909
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.
>Didn't sleep
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34912
34913 34914
>>34909
>>34911
A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34913
34914 34915
>>34912
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34914
>>34911 IKR
>>34912 This
>>34913 Both


Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34915
34916 34918
>>34913
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34916
34917
>>34915
Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34917
151025111221-trump-thumbs-up-1021-full-169.jpg
>>34916
It's a pretty Kick Ass deity
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34918
34919
>>34915
>Jew powers
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34919
34920 34921
7de.gif
>>34918
You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34920
34921 34922
>>34919
>Uber-feminist
Wat?

Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34921
34922 34923
>>34919
>>34920
What kind of powers does feminism give you?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34922
34923 34924
>>34920
Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers

>>34921
You tell me
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34923
>>34922
*devil
>>34921
Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34924
34925
>>34922
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.
>You tell me
Alright
*Throws him off her back*
*Sits on*
We on top nao
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34925
34926
>>34924
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady

Bad pony
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34926
34927 34928 34930
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?
>>34925
>you were not present for
Quick rundown?

*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34927
34928 34929
>>34926
>inb4 >rape
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34928
34929 34930
>>34926
"Be gentle with those damn it!"

I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense

>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34929
34932
>>34927
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.

I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.
>>34928
>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34930
34931 34932
>>34926
Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.
>>34928
>deflate
As in dismiss? No.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34931
34933
>>34930
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34932
34933 34934
>>34929
>it's all in her head, after all
No it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest

>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time
Like what could she do?

>>34930
I can't dismiss a mount?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34933
34934 34935
>>34931
>hatch
Yes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.
>>34932
Not a player mount, no
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34934
34935 34937
69
>>34932
I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".
>>34933
... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34935
34936 34937
>>34933
What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?

>>34934
Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34936
34938
>>34935
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
*Carefully unbuttons*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34937
34940 34941 34942
>>34934
The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.
>>34935
Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34938
34939
>>34936
I think she's too big for a successful 69
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34939
34942
>>34938
Long neck, high dexterity.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34940
34941
>>34937
Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34941
34943
>>34937
>>34940
It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34942
34944 34945
>>34937
GM, is >>34939 accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34943
34944
>>34941
I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34944
34945 34946
>>34942
Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.
>>34943
I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34945
34946
>>34942
You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.
>>34944
>reach
You're not helping
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34946
34947 34949
1507355229015.gif
>>34944
....I don't like oral sex

>>34945
That was a legit question because I have no idea
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34947
34948
>>34946
Neither do I. This is feminism.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34948
34950
>>34947
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34949
>>34946
Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later

Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.34950
34951
>>34948
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*

Goodnight
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.34951
35046
>>34950
*Is milked by demon horse*
NBd4A
?
No.34954
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34955
34956
>>34820
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34956
34958
>>34955
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34957
9c822fda313f2a6c62e8f1c75abdc40c.jpg
DFWAdRCUIAAQnhQ.jpg
sneakattack.jpg
a68a11af2ffde9777f09feb35464532b.jpg
dd-meme-why-do-rogues-prefer-leather-armor.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34958
34959
1779339_0.jpg
>>34956
>triple-stab sneak attack
That's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34959
34960
>>34958
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34960
34961
>>34959
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34961
34962 34966
>>34960
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34962
34963 34964
Dnd_696697_6026462.jpg
>>34961
Great.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34963
stealth-funny-motivational-poster.jpg
>>34962
Wrong meme.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34964
>>34962
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34965
34972
bearhunting.jpg
Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34966
34971
>>34961
Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34967
34969 34971
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
So lots.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34968
34971
>>34783
tries not to get erect... fails.
>>34772
>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?
>>34785
this.
>>34787
i do.
>>34786
its in my backstory queer.
>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg
>>34810
this.
>>34819
what scimitar?
>>34822
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)
>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.


Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34969
34970
>>34967
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter. Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34970
34971
>>34969
Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34971
34974
>>34966
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.
>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.
>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.
>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though
>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34972
34974
>>34965
Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34973
34975
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34974
34976 34977
>>34971
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.
>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34975
34977
>>34973
16 11 6 1
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34976
34978
>>34974
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
NBd4A
?
No.34977
34979 34980
[1d20+19 = 30]
>>34974
*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Rolling survival
>>34975
Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34978
34981
>>34976
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.
>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
NBd4A
?
No.34979
[1d20+20 = 30]
>>34977
Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34980
34982
>>34977
16 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34981
>>34978
>levels
Now I'm confused too..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34982
34983 34986 34987
>>34980
Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34983
34986 34987
>>34982
Epic BAB increases by 1 every 2 levels.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34984
34985
image.png
>Is the least liked character here
*sad blackguard noises...*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34985
34989
>>34984
That's not true, the least-liked character has been starving for days in a body-cast.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34986
34987 34990 34994
>>34982
>>34983
i want to be a divine emissary.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34987
34989 34990
>>34982
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.
>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?
>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
jStTv
?
No.34988
35004
*wakes up and starts tearing the shit off of him to get off the horse's back*
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34989
34991
>>34985
>>34987
how long would it take to get weapon focus in the training room??
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34990
34992 35004
>>34987
Without knowing the level distribution, that sounds about right
>>34986
All in good time. While Tracy is catching boars (its boars btw), did you want to continue trolling Darkie?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34991
34993
>>34989
About a week, game-time
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34992
>>34990
yes i do.
i bring him his soup.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34993
34995
>>34734
>>34991

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.34994
34996
adolf-hitler[1].jpg
>>34986
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34995
34997
>>34993
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34996
35004
>>34994
oh i can't be one then.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.34997
>>34995
yea that's what i was thinking.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.34998
35003 35005
How can he do a "stunner"?
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35000
Trump is free
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35001
35004
Trumpaladin frees himself of the devil horse
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35002
Kek
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35003
>>34999
>>34998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B9BQWbzWxA
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35004
35006 35007 35010
>>34990
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?
>>34988
>>35001
No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.
The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.
>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35005
35008 35010
>>34999
>>34998
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35006
35010 35012
>>35004
i would have to get hitlers attention.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35007
35012
>>35004
Okay...
why does she take him though? To prevent him from escaping if he wakes up?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35008
>>35005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhTHlia1NXE
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35009
35010 35017
>Torc's faggot dies from exhaustion
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35010
35011 35015 35016 35017
>>35005
I don't think he was going for the stunning strike, it was just a meme-reference
>>35004
Yeah about that duct tape,...
>clearest path
I don't know, and it would take me time to figure out
>>35006
Still on about that are you? How many times have you heiled?
>>35009
Exhaustion? o_O
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35011
35013
>>35010
a lot.
NBd4A
?
No.35012
35014 35017
maxresdefault.jpg
[1d20 = 8]
*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
*roasts boar*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.
>>35007
She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.
Would he have tried to escape? If so,
yes.

>>35006
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35013
35022
>>35011
I don't recall much heiling,....
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o?t=1m23s
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35014
35018
>>35012
yea i have 10 ranks in it.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35015
35019
>>35010
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35016
35019
>>35010
Choirs are exhausting man

So what have I missed?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35017
35024
>>35009
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye

>>35010
>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city

>>35012
Kek, that's resourceful at least
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35018
35020
>>35014
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35019
35020 35023
>>35016
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.
>>35015
Duct tape is magic tho.

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35020
35021 35024 35030
>>35018
>Is finding out the purpose God has set for you an easy or difficult question
......

>>35019
>Duct tape is magic tho
This. Wait. Can we manufacture it and sell it?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35021
35028
>>35020
>Tape
Sure, Sparintenar would love that shit, especially if its camo'd.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35022
35025
>>35013
*wipes away tears*
sieg heil! sieg heil! sieg heil!
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35023
35032
>>35019
"Yeah, I can teleport. To the tower I assume?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35024
35026 35029
>>35017
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.
>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35025
35027
>>35022
Deutschland Deuschland über alles!
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35026
35030 35031
>>35024
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35027
35032
>>35025
Möge das deutsche Volk für immer regieren!
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35028
35032
>>35021
so have i made it to the drow with his soup yet?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35029
35033
>>35024
Can they get tendies with good boi points?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35030
35034
>>35020
>>35026
*wafts bacon*
*lays beside husbando*

>Paladin charging money for the needy to use his Law on Hands ability.
Don't be a Jew, Anon.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35031
35033
>>35026
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35032
35035 35039
>>35023
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>
>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.
>>35023
<whoooof> "...left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,"
>>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35033
>>35029
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.
>>35031
Ikr.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35034
35036
>>35030
>Wakes up
>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream
>Demon Horse is there
>Nope, it's real
>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
"Hey Tracy"
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35035
35037
>>35032
can you describe the way the cast is made around his head?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35036
35038
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
>>35034
"Good morning, Flashy."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35037
35040 35041
>>35035
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35038
35041 35044
>>35036
*pets pony*
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35039
35042
>>35032
"Is there a way I could leave a... a...
Ah fuck what was it called..."
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35040
35042
>>35037
"me feed you."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35041
35042
>>35037
>only the neck down
Does it impair his Concentration? Otherwise, couldn't he just use the Alter Self spell and an Escape Artist check to turn into a viper and slip out?
>>35038
"~Hmmmmmm..!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35042
35043 35044 35048
>>35039
"You don't need to waypoint this location. Now that you're aware of it, you can teleport here at will. I'm rdy to go."
>>35041
Alter self requires movement and gestures to cast, even as an assassin; not an option.
>>35040
"As undignifying as it is, I'll take it."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35043
35045
>>35042
"say aah."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35044
35046 35049
>>35038
*takes knife back*
*cuts into pork and serves it*
"Are you ready to go on an adventure today, ~Flashy?"
>>35042
>gestures
This is news to me, what does Tracy need to do for her spells? It doesn't require some ninja hand-sign, does it?
>tfw no fingers
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35045
35047
>>35043
"Really?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35046
35054
>>34951
D'aww. Has breakfast with pony

>>35044
"I have things I need to do, but sure. What do you have in mind?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35047
35049
>>35045
"open mouth or me cant feed."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35048
35049
>>35042
"Ah okay"
Torc teleport to the tower
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35049
35050 35051
>>35044
>ninja-seal
Depends on the spell. Alter self requires verbal and somatic (body movement) to cast. Each spell has particular requirements (materials negated)
>>35047
"Oh fine, AHHH," he says with a bit of spite.
>>35048
Where in the tower?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35050
>>35049
*makes sure to get all of the vegetables in the spoon.*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35051
35052
>>35049
Main lobby
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35052
35053
>>35051
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35053
35055
>>35052
"ME IN HERE!!!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35054
35056
>>35046
"It irks me to let those targets get away... What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35055
35058
>>35053
"Now what the hell is he doing?"
Torc heads to the room where the voice came from
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35056
35057
>>35054
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35057
35067 35068
>>35056
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"
Also, I'm starving for XP.

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35058
35059 35060
>>35055
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,... well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35059
35060 35061
>>35058
"Uhhh, Infernius, what are you doing?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35060
35061
>>35058
>>35059
"hey ana, darkie was hungry."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35061
35062 35063
>>35059
>>35060
"Uh yeah, I thought we were starving him. Have you tried interrogating him first?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35062
35064
>>35061
"We where leaving him in solitary containment!
Trust me, its effective..."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35063
35064
>>35061
"no but he might be more inclined to talk if we feed him."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35064
35065 35066
>>35062
"I know, that's why not being solitary and feeding him baffles me."
>>35063
"This! Bloody hell, don't stop, please. I'll tell you what I know! Ahhhhh!" he says much more graciously, hoping Infernius will continue.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35065
>>35064
Torc considers punching Darkie in the face
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35066
35069 35074
>>35064
*continues feeding*
"here comes the luftwaffe."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35067
35069 35070
>>35057
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.

You tell me just precisely what those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35068
>>35057
>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road
>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*
>[hungry hoers noises]
>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*
>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"...and I've been putting on a lot of weight too..." *munch*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35069
35070 35071 35072 35073
>>35066
Okay, now Thez is embarrassed for him, but mutters "I hope the Tower surveillance system is getting all this, for blackmail purposes."
>>35067
>we can teleport out"
Um, how exactly?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35070
35075
>>35067
>If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver.
Her Etherealness would end as soon as she's incapacitated.
"I'm not afraid, Flashy. I'm confident if we're together."
[affectionate hoers noises]
>>35069
>Tower surveillance system
Wat?!
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35071
35072 35077
>>35069
Helm
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35072
35077
>>35069
>how exactly
Doesn't he have a Helm of Teleportation?
>>35071
Pls gib bootz for Sneak Attacks. They're more useful on her.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35073
35081
>>35069
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35074
>>35066
>stuka noises
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35075
35076 35077 35079
>>35070
GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35076
35080
>>35075
Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"
She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35077
35078
>>35072
>>35071
Helm of Flash-Step (quickened Dimension Door, range limit 100')
>>35075
This. Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35078
>>35077
>Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Oh. Good to know then.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35079
35080
>>35075
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35080
35082
>>35076
>>35079
"Why don't we follow that footpath to the base of the mountain?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35081
>>35073
"You uh,... seem to,... know? what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35082
35084
>>35080
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*
>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
NBd4A
?
No.35083
35085 35089 35092
[1d20+21 = 37]
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35084
35086 35088 35091
>>35082
Spot Check
Detect Evil

"I've got a bad feeling about the point where the trail meets the mountain. Seems like an ambush or drop off point. Same with where the trail meets the forest."
NBd4A
?
No.35085
35087 35089 35092
[1d20+21 = 36]
>>35083
Listen check as well
hij0+
?
No.35086
[1d20 = 2]
>>35084
forgot to roll for the spot
NBd4A
?
No.35087
35092 35093
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>35085
And Search, to inspect the path ahead for anything peculiar
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35088
35093
>>35084
Detect Good, because why not.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35089
35103
>>35085
>>35083
Why even fucking roll with those bonuses?
and how do I calculate character bonuses
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35090
35095
"panzers inbound!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35091
>>35084
"Yeah.. If I were setting up an ambush, this would be where I'd do it..."
>on guard, but still moving quickly down the path, keeping a close eye* (tfw eyes on both sides of the head to detect predators) on the forest on either side of the path
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35092
35094 35096 35104
>>35083
The area outside the path is full of thick undergrowth, making movement more difficult (1/4 speed, without incurring penalties). There are some gradually increasing slopes further on, and the area has sparse trees.
>>35085
>>35087
So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
hij0+
?
No.35093
[1d20 = 13]
>>35087
Same here

Trumpaladin does a search check, looking for broken limbs, and any big gashes and disruptions in the ground, grass or mud

>>35088
For the most part, I think good aligned creatures will not be inclined to ambush us. Although Tracy might look like a good target. They may be confused as fuck by the Paladin riding the fiend though
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35094
35097 35100
>>35092
>So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
Yes.
y/S/t
?
No.35095
35099
[1d20 = 6]
>>35090
Blitzkrieg!
Panzerkampfwagen? Panther? Tiger? Stug III?

Rolling for a sidequest cause bored
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35096
>>35092
So is the path clear, and is the flora basically brush?

I think that's mostly to prevent ambush
NBd4A
?
No.35097
35098 35101
[1d20+3 = 12]
>>35094
*uses glasses of Disguise*
Disguise Check to appear less monstrous
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35098
>>35097
>+3
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35099
35108
>>35095
ze king tiger.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35100
35102
>>35094
Just proceed down the path and spam spot and what have you checks

Ddo you want to follow the path to wherever it leads (back into the woods) or do you want to go into the mountains?
NBd4A
?
No.35101
[1d20+19 = 21]
>>35097
Roll a Bluff too, because it's higher rank
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35102
35106
>>35100
He's the one steering. Either is fine.

Js2CQ
?
No.35103
35107 35108
[1d4+4 = 8]
>>35089
What manner of bonuses? Skills?
>all these spam-checks
Dude

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35104
35105 35112
>>35092
"so where are you're friends?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35105
>>35104
detect lies
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35106
35110
>>35102
Well here's the thing. If you look at the map, there is a city on the other side of the mountains. There's also one a bit to the Northeast past the forest. Mountains also are home to dragons, although not all dragons are small enough to not run like hell from. The path, however, likely leads back to something sentient somewhere, my bet is a village. I have no idea if diplomacy will do well or not
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35107
>>35103
Proceed further down path approaching the base of the mountain
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35108
35109 35112
>>35099
Ah, Tiger II
Have fun with that engine transmission
>>35103
Like the stat based bonuses
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35109
35118
>>35108
nah i changed production to the Maus
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35110
35112 35119
>>35106
Tracy doesn't actually care what she's doing, as long as she can do things with her husband.
The village seems like the more reasonable venture desu,.just because the characters wouldn't think of venturing at a length attack dragons in their own territory when they don't even know they're there.
>Forgetting that dragons live in other places too
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35112
35113 35114 35115 35118 35120
>>35104
"Friends? You don't know how drow work do you? Our partnership was based on mutual self-interest, not some particular alliegence to one another." True
>>35108
I'm still not sure what you mean. Stat (str, dex, etc.) bonuses are +1 for every 2 points above 10 (+1 at 12, +2 at 14, etc.). For skills, each skill pertains to a stat (dex for tumbling, for example) and applies any modifier from it to the check, above the skill level the character has.
>>35110
Oh make up your mind,.... Do you want to kill things or not? Random encounters are the worst, but I've already done up a thing.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35113
35124
>>35112
I want to kill shit. I'll take the risk.
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35114
35116
>>35112
Darkie could use a Friendship lesson from Twilight.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35115
35124
>>35112
"ok Do you know you're they are?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35116
35117 35119
>>35114
or...... tracy?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35117
35122
>>35116
... Perhaps...?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35118
>>35109
>maus
Have fun crossing bridges
>>35112
The stats, thats exactly what I was looking for. Thx m8
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35119
35121
>>35110
I'm just thinking about what I would want to see if I were there. There are so many trees - it's like every square inch of the American South from San Antonio to Savannah that isn't walmarts or swamps is pine trees, so I've seen enough, whereas the mountains of Greece and Costa Rica and West Virginia - seen in passing - are beautiful.

>>35116
>Tracy
>Friends
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35120
>>35112
GM, what is my constitution score?
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35121
35123
>>35119
She'll go wherever she's steered.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35122
>>35117
you are both rouges so there is some common ground.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35123
>>35121
Uh... further down the path? Let's just see if anything finds us at the mountain
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35124
35125 35126 35127 35129
>>35115
You wanna try that again? o_o
>>35113
Alright. Tracy can hear the sound of movement somewhat far off, along the patches of woods that separate the path from the mountain, but can't see anything yet. There's a good number of them.
(sorry, lagging, gonna reboot)

Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35125
>>35124
kek brain fart. infernuis said that in character though.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35126
35132
>>35124
Detect evil and spot check, which Trumpaladin would be doing regardless
NBd4A
?
No.35127
35128 35130 35132
[1d20+19 = 29]
>>35124
*slows down and veers off to the brush on the opposing side, observing the situation*
"... Something's there."
She draws her cane, looses her chain and approaches more slowly.
Sense Motive to figure out if they've been spotted spotted yet.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35128
35130
>>35127
Or more importantly, if they're approaching.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35129
35132
>>35124
"Do you know where they are?"
hij0+
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No.35130
35131
[1d20 = 7]
>>35127
Dismounted or no?

Trumpaladin draws the Bees and draws Vanderiem
Spot check
Detect evil

>>35128
My guess is no
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35131
>>35130
She's been mounted the whole time.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35132
35133 35134 35135
>>35126
A good number of faint evil signatures. And squawking.
>>35127
Clinkety clink
"Squawk?"
>>35129
"No. The spellcaster had a pocket dimension we would disembark from and return to, connecting wherever we were (which was always a different locale) to wherever we were operating in." True

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35133
35137
>>35132
"what is your name and what are there names?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35134
35137
>>35132
>spotted
Tracy turns towards the squawking, confused but curious.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35135
35136
1512638779170.png
>>35132
*shrugs at horsey*
>"Evil robot birds?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35136
35138 35142
>>35135
"What's a robot? They could be summons. Be on guard. They've spotted us."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35137
35138 35139 35140
>>35134
Not spotted, but chains aren't exactly quiet
The sounds of footsteps, lots of them, start approaching.
>>35133
"I, as you know, am Darkemter Vrees. Their names are unknown to me, we used false names for business reasons." True
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35138
35140 35144
>>35137
Detect evil, looking to see if larger signatures are approaching. Ready Full round attack with Vanderiem when an evil-scented entity gets in range of the sword

>>35136
>"We killed robots that came to attack Thez, remember? What do you think summoned them?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35139
35144
>>35137
"who do you work for? call i call you vrees?"
NBd4A
?
No.35140
35141
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>35137
May as well make a Spot check to see what's coming.
Tracy puts her chain away and retreats to the side of the road for cover, still observing.
>>35138
>we killed
They mostly just watched, desu.
NBd4A
?
No.35141
35144
[1d20 = 14]
>>35140
Rolling to Hide.
hij0+
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No.35142
35143
[1d20 = 10]
>>35136
>"If these things have a master, do you want to remain at range and draw off the summoned creatures, killing or do you want to attack the master directly?"

Trumpaladin tries to be stealthyish
Rolling I guess


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35143
35147
>>35142
She'll decide when she knows what's going on.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35144
35146 35147
>>35139
"You can call me Susan if you like. My contemporaries called me Darkie, for the double-entendre. We didn't have a client, we simply stole from whoever was slipping on their game. Incidentally, you can have the most magical lock in the world, and it doesn't do a bit of good if the walls are unsecured." True True True.
>>35138
Nothing larger, but there's about 8 of them and they're approaching.
>>35141
Good move


Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35145
35148 35149
>Torc has nothing to do
"Susan, if you could talk to a spellcaster, do you think you could provide enough information to get us to this pocket dimension?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35146
35149
>>35144
"are you all darkelfs? im guessing no. how do you secure the walls?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35147
35148 35149 35150 35154
>>35144
These things have a "feint" evil aura as you say? What's the aura on these?

>>35143
>"looks like just these eight. If possible, let them pass through then we kill them. If they are small enough, we may be able to dismount and kill them faster, but I do not know"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35148
35153
>>35145
>dismount and kill them fast
Wat?
>>35147
"Faint" should be 10 or less hit dice, for monsters.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35149
35151 35152
>>35145
"He wouldn't respond, they are certain to know I've been captured by this point." T
>>35146
"Yes, all dark-elves." T
>>35147
>Faint
>What's the aura
Uhm,... aside from the obviously already answered question, I don't know where you're going with it. There's 8 faint auras approaching.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35150
35155
>>35147
"I need to see them first".
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35151
35155
>>35149
"No, not him. I meant another magic user. Could you provide the information?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35152
35155
>>35149
"how do you secure the walls?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35153
35154
>>35148
We're looking at about 55 HP or lower then, so a good chance each one can be killed in a single round of attacks, but a reasonable chance they would need both characters to finish them in a single round, and also a chance to cleave. What spells do you want?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35154
glow-in-the-dark-eyes1632529612.JPG
>>35147
*lurks in shadows, waiting for entities to come by*
>>35153
It legitimately matters what comes by and what they do.
She's got Dark Blessing, so eagles Splendor helps with the defensive.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35155
35156 35157 35159 35162
>>35151
"You're asking me? I'm the sneaky ninja, what do I know about the technicalities of magic?" True
>>35152
See above
"I don't know what does it, but I do know that unmagical brick walls aren't it." True
>>35150
Before long a large creature standing on four stilt-like legs emerges from behind some trees about 40' off, from behind a dip in the landscape. It has a birdlike body, round and plump, and its body is about the size of a small pony, balanced atop its legs. Feathers that range in color from brown to red cover its body, its legs end in terrible claws while a glistening beak shines like burnished metal.

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35156
>>35155
"Fair enough"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35157
35166
>>35155
"where are you from?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35158
35160 35161 35162
MM35_PG9.jpg
I always forget the pic,....
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35159
35162 35166
>>35155
Trumpaladin does a spot or search or whatever. Is the creature organic or a construct?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35160
35163 35166
>>35158
What the actual fuck?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35161
35163 35166
>>35158
what the fuck?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35162
35166 35167 35168 35172
>>35155
I think I know what that is.
Tracy doesn't move, but takes a deep breath and braces for a charge once she sees the other.
>>35158
Knew it.
>>35159
It's an achaierai. Lawful Ebil. They're intelligent.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35163
35164 35165
>>35160
>>35161
I know right. It's like it could be from the Australian Outback
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35164
>>35163
fucking this.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35165
>>35163
Or Florida
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35166
35168 35169 35171
>>35157
"What do you want, a biography? I'm from another world, same as you lot I'd wager. In fact, this Tower is just as much mine as it is yours."
>>35160
>>35161
Shush, that's a Trump/Tracy thing
>>35159
Organic
>>35162
No, she doesn't she's never seen anything like it o\\_/o

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35167
>>35162
Jesus Tracy's Faggot, if you know what things are ahead of time, then fucking say it. that, or stop claiming you know.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35168
35170
>>35162
Intelligent the same way a 'normal' nightmare is, rather.
"Are we hunting today, Flashy?"
>>35166
I know she doesn't. She thinks she sees a big bird-thing. She only knows she's seen a tasty-looking fiend.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35169
35172
>>35166
Its still weird as fuck
"What do you mean 'just as much mine?'"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35170
35174 35180
>>35168
>"It's Evil, so on the list. It's not a robot, so it's probably not a sentry for some more evil empire. Unless you think we can talk to them and get something valuable from the encounter, then yeah, let's kill them. Let me know if you want bull's strength first though"


Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35171
35176 35188
>>35166
"not anymore. you lost all Your rights once you stole from us. maybe you some get some back if you help us find your companions."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35172
35173 35174 35176 35179
>>35169
"I mean, you folks aren't the only players who found yourselves here in this facility after dying gruesome deaths."
>>35162
This is exactly the type of meta that really kills it. If you "know", keep it to yourself. It doesn't help, since none of that is known to your character.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35173
35175 35177
Achaierai.JPG
I like this picture of an Achaierai for some reason
>>35172
Torc stares for a minute before shaking his head
"We're getting off topic. Is there anyway to accsess this dimension without the Spellcaster. A door of sorts?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35174
35177
>>35170
[frisky nightmare noises]
*kicks the earth softly*
"... Do they even talk?"
Also, do Eagle's splendor instead.
>>35172
Noted. I won't spoil shit in the future. I actually regretted that as soon as I posted.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35175
35182
>>35173
It's kind of cute, desu.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35176
>>35171
>>35172

Js2CQ
?
No.35177
35182
[2d20 = 6]
>>35173
"No, he had a device that allows access, but its still in his possession. Without it, I don't know how to get 'there'." True
>>35174
No, they're squawking, not talking.
Trump and Tracy both see the lead one
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35178
35184
... but its totally oblivious to their location for the moment
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35179
35181 35183
>>35172
Are they magical? Because if not, what do we both need savings throw bonuses for? Bull's strength will add plus two to each one of my attacks and +3 to each one of my damage rolls. Probably the same with you. That's a hell of a lot of damage we'd be forgoing

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35180
35184
>>35170
"I'm ready for whatever you are, Flashy."
Also, make the decision yourself. She's the cohort. The only reason she hasn't charged recklessly is because she's waiting for a signal/strategy/order from her husbando. She's in hunting mode, but she's behaving.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35181
35189
>>35179
It doesn't matter, just take the initiative and tell her what to do via your character's knowledge.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35182
35185
>>35175
Like some fat songbird with 4 legs
>>35177
"Describe this device, if you can"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35183
35186
>>35179
GM facepalms. This went from an unknown random encounter to a meta-haxx kill it the best way. Trump see's a weird-ass bird, out of range for a surprise attack.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35184
35189
>>35178
>>35180
Casts bulls strength on self and tracy
Wait a beat
Ready an full round attack on bird further away than the first, and order Tracy to charge
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35185
35188 35191
>>35182
"It was a collapse-able platform, that could be quickly placed or removed allowing access to the pocket. I don't know how it worked." True
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35186
35187 35189
>>35183
>Out of range for a surprise attack
Then i have time to get Vanderiem drunk
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35187
35190 35191
This is why random encounters are gay, cuz players always "know stuff"
>>35186
You're carrying booze? I recall no acquisition of booze,....
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35188
>>35171
>>35185

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35189
35192
>>35181
[frisky nightmare noises]
"D-do we charge, Flashy? They're ebil r-right? I can stab them? Let me stab something..!"
>>35184
Gib dialogue, faggot
Is that an order to charge or to kill?
>>35186
No you don't.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35190
35193 35194
>>35187
I acquired three bottles from the kitchen of grain alcohol before leaving to go somewhere, I think it was before leaving to Krenshall
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35191
35194
>>35185
"Did he have a name for it?"
Torc stands up and acts like he's getting ready to leave
>>35187
I had to ask how stats affect rolls, do you think I know shit?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35192
35193
1510091912910.jpeg
>>35189
>"Charge them. Stab them. Get me closer. I want to hit it with my sword"
NBd4A
?
No.35193
35194 35195
[3d20 = 25]
>>35190
You don't need it.

Fug it, I don't care what I "know".
Tracy loses her patience and makes a flying leap over the birds, frenzied to stab something. She blows smoke ahead as she goes.
>>35192
"Wish granted!"
*charges*
Rolling for a ride-by attack on the nearest bird.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35194
35197 35203
>>35190
GM suspects Trump is playing on his laziness and unwillingness to pour through previous logs
e_e Fine, Trump pops a flask, or skin, or whatever he's keeping this alcohol in, and offers it to Vandereim. "Now you're talking lad!" he says.
"Squawk? SQUAWK!"
"Squawk!" "Squawk, squawk!"
>>35191
"No, it was just a device. What it was called wasn't ever relevant." True
>know shit
I wasn't talking about you.
The lead bird starts charging toward the sound, detecting Trump in the process. Since Trump is readied, he has opportunity.
>>35193
Hit, miss, miss.

hij0+
?
No.35195
[4d20 = 45]
>>35193
Trumpaladin's readied attack would be triggered when he gets in range of a bird. He tries to aim for a different bird than Tracy if in range, and the same if not
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35196
35199
Three more birds crest the incline the previous one came from, with the sound of more emanating from behind them.
The only one Tracy has the chance to attack is the lead one, which is charging toward Trump
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35197
35199 35200
>>35194
If Trump does not have Thez's girdle then the bonuses are +26 +21 +16 +11 with bull's strength and drunkenness cancelling each other out
hij0+
?
No.35199
[4d20 = 32]
>>35196
Roll again? Okay. See >>35197 (You) which I think is accurate as to attack bonuses
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35200
35202
>>35197
It doesn't freaking matter, just Smite! You've gotr Spirited charge with these shoes, you could knock-out just about anything with a mounted melee.
>>35198
Make it a ride-by attack.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35201
35202
As the lead bird runs toward Trump, Tracy breaks from concealment and makes a ahem ride-by attack
>>35198
Too late. Tracy is already committed, as is Trump.
Grrrrrr
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35202
35204
>>35200
>Spirited charge with these shoes, you could knock-out just about anything with a mounted melee
Huh?

Ride by sure, Just he slashes

>>35201
We're mounted and never dismounted
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35203
35228
>>35194
"Eh fair enough"
Torc throws his snek down, transfoming it into Mr. Snek. He talks to Mr. Snek a bit, then stands back up.
"Okay, thank you Susan. You have been quite helpful. Infernius, if he mentions anything else please send a message with Mr. Snek."
Mr. Snek: *tounge flick*
Torc heads to the library
Js2CQ
?
No.35204
35205 35206
[1d8 = 3]
Tracy's damage (without str and other modifiers for damage)
Gashing the bird as it runs toward Trump, he gets a single attack of opportunity before this turns into an initiative-based melee.
>>35202
You do realize that voids all the stealth and shit right?
hij0+
?
No.35205
35207
[1d20 = 4]
>>35204
Make attack


Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35206
35207 35209
>>35204
I don't know how all of these billions of game mechanics work. I just know that when I asked if I was dismounted or not, Tracy's faggot said no
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35207
35208
>>35205
>not Smiting
"...Flashy?!"
>>35206
It's too late now.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35208
>>35207
I've been conservative because I only have 4 smite evils... maybe that should have been one of them
>"Am I fucked? I do not know"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35209
35210 35211 35213
>>35206
Why are you asking Tracy if Trump dismounted or not? My impression was that he did, since Tracy wanted to hide, since otherwise hiding while mounted would have required a bunch of checks that I see none of.
This requires a serious re-iteration of "what happened". Next time this happens, someone is getting nerfed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35210
35211 35212
1513041690596.png
>>35209
So what happens next?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35211
>>35209
Well, it seems we fighting on the ground now, so it's assumed that he dismounted.
If not already, Tracy grows to full size and begins filling the area with smoke.
She activates her robe for increased concealment.
>>35210
Get ready to defend yourself.
Did you bother to put any ranks into Ride?
Js2CQ
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No.35212
35213
[3d20 = 15]
[1d10 = 4]
>>35210
For continuity's sake, I'm going with the Tracy dash attack, followed by the Trump opportunity attack. Trump's attack lands, dice plus modifiers,... which kills it. As it runs up on Trump, he slices vigorously into its body, and it goes falls skidding to the ground in a heap. Three more are visible, and others aren't far behind. Initiative roll Trump, Tracy, Birds.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35213
35214 35215
>>35209
Look, D&D has nine billion different rules. I cannot learn all of these while also needing to study anti-trust law copy-right law professional ethics US naturalization law adminsitrative law relation-back rules in civil procedure while dealing with a laptop that breaks and the daily need to get food. So I do not know all of the rules by heart. I've studied up on the ones that generally apply to my character. Hiding is not one of those things that normally apply to mine. And while mounted combat applies to mine, I have npt studied it very hard. Tracy's faggot knows hiding. He knows mounted combat. Hence, I asked him if under x circumstance it would be necessary to mount or dismount.

>>35212
Glad it dies
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35214
35216 35217 35218
>>35213
Alright, I'm sorry if I misled you.
Let's just finish the encounter.

Tracy is in hunting mode, on orders to finish off these creatures, but she tenses at seeing her husband attacked, and instinctively steps back a bit, looking concerned.
"F-Flashy, are you alright?!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35215
35220
The 3 lead birds move more into view and 2 of them squawk while another charges. Another four fill in behind them.
Initial distance is ~40', so no one is range of attack. Movement/support/technical actions only.
>>35213
I know, and I appreciate your position. I'm trying to make combat as fluid and seamless as possible. It worked right up until the "Trump is still mounted" bit, which made the previous impossible, so I'm line-item-vetoing it. Trump has last move in this situation, and the birds have already moved. Tracy has action, but she's not in range to attack.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35216
35220
>>35214
>"I'm super, sweetie"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35217
35220
>>35214
He never got attacked, it died at his feet. There's still 7 of them, and Tracy can attempt to hide again, or she could engage, use an ability, move/position, or something I've omitted.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35218
35220
>>35214
Fuck it.
"Want to be ridden pony?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35219
35221
The birds are essentially in a triangle formation, with 4 at the back, 2 at the middle, and one charging.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35220
35221 35226 35227
>>35215
Tracy looses her chain and gets ready to attack the birds as soon as the come in range, blowing smoke and activating her cloak.
>>35217
That's not what she would've thought though. She only saw a monster running at her husband; she didn't care if it landed or not.
>>35216
She turns to the side and puts her body between Trumpaladin and the and the birds.
>>35218
"YES!"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35221
35223
>>35219
>>35220
Trumpaladin mounts horsey if possible
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35223
35226
>>35221
Put more ranks into ride from now on.
Rapid Mounting/Dismounting is a DC 20 check.

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35225
35230
>back
Torc arrives at the library and looks for books about magical items or dimensions
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35226
35229 35231
>>35220
You can expend your action for the round closing in on Trump's position, if being mounted is your intention.
>>35223
This, though Trump is out of range and has a full round to mount, since that seems his intention.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35227
35230 35231
>>35220
[irrationally-protective nightmare noises]
*smoke fumes*
I said I threw away the charts, but I remember the courses of action.

I g2g for 5-10 minutes....
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35228
35230 35237
>>35203
*scratches behind mr sneks eyes*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35229
35230
>>35226
"so vrees do you wish to be free?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35230
35232 35234 35235 35237
>>35225
A cursory review indicates that whatever item he is describing is not listed, and is therefore a custom-fabrication.
>>35228
Snek likes this one.
>>35227
So, I have it at Tracy closed so Trump could mount, and is beginning to billow smoke.
>>35229
"Does a bear shit pope, who wandered into the woods and found himself face-to-face with a bear?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35231
35233 35234
>>35227
Back.
>>35226
Can he use those Flanking boots to close the distance next turn?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35232
>>35230
This guy is awfully sarcastic.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35233
35236
>>35231
eye-twitch
I was under the impression that Trump was mounting Tracy. Besides, any boot-flaking would be Trump's call, so why is TF asking about it? e_e
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35234
>>35231
I was guessing that the range was more limited, but I have no idea. Even if it did what would I be flanking? The charging bird? And then what? They are far away

>>35230
Mounts horsey
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35235
35243
>>35230
"what if i said you can earn your freedom?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35236
35243
>>35233
>why is TF asking about it?
Because he never uses them.. and I kind of want them...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35237
35238
>>35228
Mr. Snek: *more tounge flicking*
>>35230
Hmmm, well I got nothing. Maybe if Lenos was back...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35238
35239 35243
>>35237
*lightly steps on snek*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35239
35240 35243
gun-sounds-snek-4228492.png
>>35238

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35240
35241
>>35239
"good snek."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35241
35242 35243
>>35240
A GAU-8 avenger sprouts from Mr. Snek's mouth.

Torc hears "BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT" from the library
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35242
35244
>>35241
"BAD snek."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35243
35244 35245 35246
>>35235
"I'm not sure what you mean by "earn", but lets hear it."
>>35236
You're right, he doesn't.
>>35238
>>35239
>>35241
A gau 8? No. So many kinds of no.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35244
35246
>>35243
It was a shit post
>>35242
You stepped on him
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35245
35247 35248
>>35243
So is it bird's move with Trump mounted on Tracy?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35246
35298
>>35244
i laid my foot on him basically.
>>35243
"me imagine sitting in your own juices isnt very fun, so if you agree to help us track down your "friends" me vow me will let you go after we find them."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35247
35249
>>35245
Tracy is readying to strike with her chain.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35248
35250 35259
>>35245
Yes. The charging one gets into range, giving Tracy and Trump an attack of opportunity, though its going for a spring attack. 3 of the group (2 from behind and 1 from the middle) also charge. The rest close distance (5') and maintain readiness.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35249
35252
>>35247
In the last round rather than coming to be mounted?
jStTv
?
No.35250
[4d20 = 44]
>>35248
Sword slash! I don't know if I have one or four, but just take the first dice roll if the former
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35251
35253
GM, where is Lenos?
NBd4A
?
No.35252
35254 35259
[3d20 = 20]
>>35249
Can she do both? She was only drawing her weapon.

Tracy lashes at the charging bird with her chain, snarling angrily.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35253
35255
>>35251
fucking the female black dragon.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35254
>>35252
what a shitty roll..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35255
35256 35257
>>35253
Still?
They must've hit-off pretty well then.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35256
35258
>>35255
>inb4 Lenos dies of exhaustion
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35257
35258
>>35255
either that or he got killed and his hide stole again.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35258
>>35257
That would suck, but that's unlikely.
>>35256
This sounds more plausible.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35259
35260 35261
>>35252
Closing on Trump required a full movement (quick actions only). Trump would then have mounted, which even if he did it quickly, Tracy's move was expended. Meaning, it wuz the birds' turn, seen here: >>35248
Trump and Tracy have a single opporunity of attack, before it's Tracy's (full) turn, followed by Trump's.

Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35260
>>35259
Use my 14 from the first roll for the attack of opportunity
NBd4A
?
No.35261
35262 35263
[1d20 = 20]
>>35259
*Stabs with cane-sword* (poisoned)
Js2CQ
?
No.35262
[1d8+9 = 94]
>>35261

Js2CQ
?
No.35263
[1d8+9 = 11]
That didn't work.
>>35261
Dice x2 is damage
jStTv
?
No.35264
35265
[1d20 = 20]
Rolling again if it means anything
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35265
35268
>>35264
It does, that was your attack of opportunity. The second bird skids to the ground dead, this time to the right of Trump and Tracy. Its Tracy's move, followed by Trump's, while the birds (still 35' away) maintain a trapezoid formation.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35266
35267 35269
I might have to leave within the next hour...
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35267
35268
>>35266
Charge into the center of the formation!
NBd4A
?
No.35268
35272
[3d20 = 45]
>>35265
They're in range to attack with the chain, right?
>>35267
Spirited Charge, lashing-out with the chain at the center bird and billowing smoke ahead in a cone.
Js2CQ
?
No.35269
35271
[4d20 = 39]
>>35266
Well, at this point its not much of a fight. The enemies are clearly out-classed, even given numbers. With Trump on Tracy its just a matter of picking them off, and unless there is a 1 in the next couple rolls, there's no chance of them doing anything particularly damaging to Tr/Tr.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35270
Oh that's not good
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35271
35272 35273
>>35269
>unless there is a 1

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35272
35274
>>35268
That however is. The first two attacks land
>billowing smoke ahead
Not quite how it works.
Tracy, with chain lashes guresomely once and effectively the second time. The bird is alive, but just barely. Its Trump's turn
>>35271
Just wait
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35273
>>35271
RIP
jStTv
?
No.35274
35275
[4d20 = 33]
>>35272
Hoping to cleave with full round of slashing
Js2CQ
?
No.35275
[1d20 = 18]
>>35274
Yes cleave. The first attack fells the 3rd, and cleave takes precedence against the next (there's 3 charging) which lands (the 13). The 9h hits as well, followed by a miss with the 2, followed by another attack which doesn't have dice so
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35276
35278 35279
The 4th bird falls dead <boooof>
BIrd's turn. The charging bird does a spring attack. Trump has an attack of opportunity against it.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35277
35280
^Trump and Tracy
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35278
>>35276
Is Tracy still charging?
jStTv
?
No.35279
[1d20 = 18]
>>35276
Slash!
NBd4A
?
No.35280
[1d20 = 19]
>>35277
Stab cane (still poisoned)
Js2CQ
?
No.35281
[2d20 = 13]
The 5th bird takes 2 dicey wounds. Not enough to kill it, but its pretty fucked up. Both 5 and 6 spring attack.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35282
35283
One misses entirely, the other glances a strike against Trump's armor but fails to land. The rear birds squawk at eachother, and start backing away.
Tracy's move. There's 2 birds immediately (within 5') in range, while the other 2 are now backing off.
NBd4A
?
No.35283
35285
[2d20 = 14]
>>35282
>start backing away
Tracy's not stopping unless Trumpaladin stops her deliberately, now that she's like this.
She charges the nearest bird feverishly with two flaming hooves.
jStTv
?
No.35284
35285
[4d20 = 43]
Trumpaladin makes a full round attack of slashes against what is in range
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35285
>>35283
>>35284
Okay, we can agree that 5 and 6 are done. 7 and 8 ain't havin' it, and are in full flight.
y/S/t
?
No.35286
35287
Torc decides to get some food
Rolls to start eating haggis I'm feeling left out on the rolling, okay?
"Hi susan, I'm back. Want anything to eat?"
Mr. Snek drapes himself around Torc's shoulders
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35287
35292
>>35286
I fucking mistyped dice RIP me.
Oh, GM can I get the full map again? I promise I'll save it this time
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35288
35290
To Tracy:
"Don't let them get away! Pursue! Charge! Kill!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35289
[frenzied monster noises]
*rears with a feverish snort*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35290
35292
>>35288
Tracy gladly complies charging toward where she's directed at full speed.
She replies something through the empathetic link, but it's unintelligible. She's just bloodthirsty.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35291
For the record, if Tracy is directed to charge, she's probably going to comply no matter what.
Js2CQ
?
No.35292
35294
[1d20 = 16]
>>35287 see >>34627
>>35290
Tracy closes distance in a single round-movement with one, but draws an attack of opportunity from it
Js2CQ
?
No.35293
[2d6+4 = 11]
The attack lands doing minimal damage. Trump's turn.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35294
>>35292
Thx, does Susan respond?
jStTv
?
No.35295
35296
[4d20 = 38]
Full round slashing
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35296
35297
>>35295
Kill. One remains, in full flight. In range, with a full round motion from Tracy, who's turn it is. (blah blah, attack of opportunity, blah murder, blah, murder murder murder, and murder murder). Okay, they're all dead. There's 8 bodies strewn about the area.
jStTv
?
No.35297
35299
[1d20 = 17]
>>35296
Trumpaladin regains lucidity, and tries to calm or stay Tracy for the moment.

Spot check. Detect evil
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35298
35302 35306
>Susan
>>35246
"You're not exactly giving me a choice in the matter. Either stew in this filth, or 'potentially' run free and frolick amongst the birds and animals, yeah?"

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35299
35300 35301 35302
Tracy slows to a stop and snorts feverishly, padding the ground beneath her.
>>35297
[frisky monster noises]
She isn't calm, but his voice comforts her
*panting* (snorting)
She turns her head and nibbles at him
"Did I do well, ~Flashy?"

AQaaannd I g2g
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35300
>>35299
Later, have fun
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35301
>>35299
*pets horsey on the head, moving her ears to and fro.*
"You did very well my beloved mount. Now listen, in case those were the attack dogs of someone more dangerous"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35302
35303
>>35299
See ya
>>35298
"You want some more food?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35303
35304 35306
>>35302
"Oh, cut the crap. What do you want to know? I'll fukkin' tell ye, just to get the show on the road. They give me magical transport devices, I get all sneaky sneaky and jack people's shit, and then use the devices to get away. Rrrrragggghhhhhh!" His body cast shakes around a bit as he fails in the attempt to flail in frustration.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35304
35307
>>35303
"Calm down mate. I was just making myself food and was wondering if you wanted any. Though, can you get me the device?"
Mr. Sneks lifts his head and stares at what seems to be causing his master distress.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35305
I gtg for an hour
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35306
35307
>>35298
>>35303
"yea thats my offer."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35307
35308 35309
>>35304
<whooof> Thez pops back in "Sorry it took so long, they insisted I beat them. By the way, the Fight Club may stop by and use the Entertron,... in a bit maybe."
>>35306
"You'll trust me, just like that. Either you're a fool, or you're supremely confident."
hij0+
?
No.35308
35311
>>35307
So assuming a follow up detect evil casting, a spot check, and hopefully what would have been listen and spot checks from Tracy all revealed nothing, Trumpaladin steps down to inspect the killed creatures. He wants to try to determine what he can about what they are, where they came from, and so forth. And of course... look for treasure or loot
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35309
35311
>>35307
"me let you decide which it is."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35310
35312 35313
Tracy moves up to one of the corpses and sniffs it curiously.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35311
35316
>>35308
No evil, and no possessions or treasure to speak of. Tracy could track. Pssst, detect evil only has a 60' range,... looking is a better way of determining threats
>>35309
He thinks for a moment. "Define help."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35312
35313
>>35310
"Want to track where these things came from? Do you have any idea what they are?"
NBd4A
?
No.35313
35314 35315
[1d20+21 = 26]
>>35310
"You think these things will taste good?" She implores, as she begins dismembering the corpses and tossing tender parts in her bag.
>>35312
"I don't know what they are, but they smell.. interesting..." *mouth waters a bit*
(this is my way of implying that she vaguely senses that they're some kind of fiend. She has a taste for fiends.
Idk if it'll work at all, but rolling a Track check to see if she has any clue where they could've come from.
hij0+
?
No.35314
35320
[1d20 = 4]
>>35313
"Careful with those! You don't know what they are or what they do"

Trumpaladin takes interesting parts himself, like feathers or beaks

Spo check, because why not
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35315
35317 35320
>>35313
"They do, and they've got 4 drumsticks each!!" Thez yells, though technically Tracy wouldn't hear her, nor would she have heard Tracy in the first place.
>infernal
...maybe,... yeah.

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35316
35318
>>35311
"you help us find our gold then you can go your own way."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35317
35318 35320
>>35315
Trumpaladin casts "Detect Poison" on the bird
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35318
35319 35320 35321 35324
>>35316
He squints his eyes and remains motionless for a moment. "I'll do it, but I will need my blades and some of that haggis," he says pointing at Torcuil's plate inb4 haggis jokes. "And I get a portion of the retrieved gold," he says, his eyebrow twitching, betraying a bit of daringly overzealous negotiating.
>>35317
Other than the intestinal tract, its clean.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35319
35322
>>35318
"you get 3%"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35320
35321 35322
>>35314
>You don't know what they are or what they do
Cast Detect Poison if you're so concerned, fgt. Even I think they look delicious.

Tracy tells Trumpaladin that she's more tan capable of handling the bodies, and that she'll give him any piece he wants later after butchering. She then unfurls her skin-sack and ties wraps the parts that didn't fit in her Bag of Holding into a bundle.
>>35315
Do "infernal" and "fiend" mean the exact same thing?
>>35318
Tracy saves the intestinal tracks in a separate container on her saddlebags, considering that they might be useful later.
>>35317
Did you ever consider asking Vadereim about monsters with Ebil Auras? An intelligent bane sword might be at least be able to identify a fiend.
Also, freaking talk to him. What's the point in having a talking sword if you never speak to him? He might know quite a bit, considering that he's a relic from a previous campaign.
hij0+
?
No.35321
35322 35328
[1d20 = 19]
>>35320
I thought about it, then figured he probably couldn't provide much more than the alignment,
but fuck it

I don't know if he can let her eat those things. Would they mutate the child? Could they? He's not going to gamble letting his his child turn into a freak just to avoid starting
a fight. He'd rather start a fight.


>>35318
Well Fuck it. Trumpaladin asks Vanderiem, who hopefully is sobering up by now
"Hey Vandy! What the hell are these things? Do you have any idea?"

Aslo, wisdom check on the type of poison in the intestines

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35322
35326 35328 35332
Thez is confused. "You're trusting him?" to Infernius
>>35319
"4.4"
>>35320
No! Glad you asked! Infernal is a blanket term referring to an external plane (outside material) that is "Not Good and not primal/natural". The NAP is infernal at the perimeter of the concept. Diabolical refers to devils and Abyssmal is then demons.
WAIT! No, Trump is right. Its so small, almost like a second appendix, except its above the throat box. These things do have a poison gland. They were never in range and still long enough to try, but they spew poison smoke.
>Vandereim
Several previous campaigns. He's literally older than Thez.
>>35321
They're from acheron meta, its a plane of war, not creepy hellish corruption.
"Fucked if I know lad. I heard ye had some drink a bit earlier tho."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35323
35326 35328
P.S. The poison in the intestines is poo.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35324
35325
>>35318
>Torc hands him a plate of haggis
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35325
35330
>>35324
"You know I'd accept it,... but this here body cast,...."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35326
35327 35329
>>35322
Trumpaladin gives more alcohol to Vanderiem because he seems to be asking for it, and recommends to Tracy to cut off and save the poison glands.

Did Tracy's search check reveal anything?

>>35323
Kek

>>35322
>Thez is confused
Well, I can say that scene would never have gone down that way with Trumpaladin there. He can never trust any evil aligned creature than isn't Lawful - never. We'll see how it goes down
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35327
35331 35334 35335 35339
>>35326
pssst Darkie isn't evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35328
35336 35338
Spoilered
>>35321
The foal has a literal fiend for a parent. It was conceived while she was transformed: the parts of her womb that regenerated did so because of her transformation. On top of that, it was mentioned in the Elway prophecy, so it absolutely won't be a "normal" child. Eating devil-chickens won't do anything extra to it.
The baby might have uber-demigod powers or some other crazy horseshit, but I'm sure it'll still be adorable. Stop worrying about things that might "mutate"
it, because it's already more than likely to be something unique.

Sorry...
>>35322
Tracy pulls-out the poison glands and puts them together in a jar on her saddlebags.
>>35323
*dumps intestines out after realizing it's not killing anyone*
NBd4A
?
No.35329
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>35326
>Tracy's search check
You mean the Track check?
Search check because he asked.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35330
>>35325
Torc feeds susan the haggis
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35331
>>35327
....

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35332
35340
>>35322
"dont worry swetie me know how theese types get when offered a payday."
"3.5"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35334
35340
>>35327
detect good?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35335
35348 35350
>>35327
... He's an Assassin, isn't he?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35336
35337 35340 35343
>>35328
Why you post such evil gifs? He doesn't want a child that's 25% Judeo-bolshevik and 25% uber feminist. If it must be part Jewish, at least let it be the good kind of Jew
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35337
>>35336
there are no good jews.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35338
35343
>>35328
She's supposed to be a pony...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35339
35340
>>35327
Detect stupidity
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35340
35341 35342
>>35332
"Deal. Now get me the fuck out of this cast."
>>35334
Newp
>>35336
And?
>>35339
"Definitely not"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35341
35348
>>35340
>And
Just a statement of preference. That is all
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35342
35348
>>35340
>not "Infernius radiates so hard Torc gets a headache"
"Fine, we'll let you out"
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35343
>>35338
Good point. It might just be a "normal" baby.
My point is that it's not going to be drastically affected by anything she eats, if you put it in context with the circumstances of its birth.
>>35336
>25% this
>25% that
I don't think that's how peculiar creatures work in a fantasy setting. If it has Ebil Outsider characteristics, it would't necessarily be of Jewish nature, since it's twice passed-down and hybridized. It could be its own unique essence.
>good kind of Jew
>lol
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35344
35345 35348
"A deal is a Deal"
"kill him and put him back in the cast if he tries anything ana."
*opens cast*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35345
35346 35347 35349
>>35344
>Deeper Darkness
>Dimensional Door
>Alter Self:Pegasus
>Pass Without a Trace
He can cast all those spontaneously...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35346
>>35345
im sure thez is faster than him.
y/S/t
?
No.35347
[1d20 = 18]
>>35345
Torc can cast Polymorph:Dragon....

rolling for inittive just incase
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35348
35350 35351
>>35341
Sorry, I linked the wrong post. That was supposed to be >>35335
>>35342
I figured you knew already, it would be redundant.
>>35344
What kind of solid-steel body-cast can you just "open"?
Infernius realizes that letting Darkie out is going to be more difficult than he originally anticipate.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35349
35354
>>35345
Infernius is a particularly stupid and imprudent form of good, but whatever. That's his character. Mine would never trust Darkie that much, or would let him go with the intention of him escaping and then Scrying or whatever his location. But maybe infernius's leaps of faith in trusting others is better than my "never trust anyone" approach. Maybe he'll get further than I could have. Let's see
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35350
35352 35354
>>35348
>>35335
I thought Ebil was a class requirement for Assassin.
Or is he just formerly ebil?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35351
35356 35365
>>35348
Torc somehow uses magic to free Darkie...
And he plucks a hair for safe keeping
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35352
35353 35354 35355
>>35350
This. Also, Drow are Chaotic evil if I recall
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35353
>>35352
Neutral Ebil, as a society. Individuals vary.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35354
35359
>>35349
Don't worry, Thez never trusts anyone either.
>>35350
If you're asking if I (as GM and co-creator of this character) have an excuse for a non-evil character to have assassin ranks, then I assure you I do.
>>35352
Are we talking statistics, or are we talking specifics?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35355
35357
After loading everything, Tracy allows Trumpaladin to mount her and continues down the path.
>>35352
Are they still going towards the mountain, or towards the settlement or something you mentioned?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35356
35363
>>35351
can you make him ethereal?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35357
35358
>>35355
Of Course. Where do you want to go?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35358
35359
>>35357
She doesn't care. Steer her.
hij0+
?
No.35359
35362 35365
[1d20 = 3]
>>35358
>>35354

Trumpaladin orders the horsey high up into the air. He then searches for signs of Agricultural fields, clearings, settlements, structures, and anything familair
NBd4A
?
No.35360
35362 35365
[1d20+21 = 30]
They could probably see further if they were higher up.
Sensing his intention, Tracy flies ~60 feet in the air, and makes her own search check.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35361
be back in 30 minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35362
>>35359
>>35360
Did not see that he ordered (or just asked?) her to fly, sorry.
She complies.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35363
35364
>>35356
I guess, Torc still takes a hair though
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35364
35366
>>35363
take a few.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35365
35367 35368
>>35351
The fastest way tbh is to cut his head off and throw that in the Entertron. "Kinda why I wanted to keep his head in a bucket," Thez says with a hint of sarcastic irritation.
>>35359
>>35360
At 60' Tracy realizes, "I can't see shit from this altitude." and feels compelled to go higher. Its at about 250-300' that she starts to notice a pattern. There's a mountain range right to Tracy's right. It looks kind of familiar and it reminds her of,...
The bebes. Which way are the bebes?

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35366
>>35364
Torc takes a few
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35367
35370
>>35365
"um vrees there might be a problem, you'll get 5% percent because this isnt going to be pleasant."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35368
35369 35370
>>35365
I was thinking I should make her more nervous about those birds.. She's even less comfortable with leaving them in the stables now...
If that's the direction of the tower (where she's going), Tracy flies off towards the mountain range, unless Trumpaladin greatly objects to it.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35369
35371
>>35368
I kind of wanted to see if there were any settlements, cities, or civilizations or factions to explore. Of course there's the thing with the Drow Trumpaladin would have wanted to do anytways, he wants to revive pirates and convince them to work for him, and so forth. If Tracy says anything about the Birds, Trumpaladin will say "Oh don't worry,
Trollestia is good with children and will look after them"

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35370
35371 35372 35379
>>35367
"Done. Oh what, you think you can outdo the queen of spiders, when it comes to "unpleasant"? Oh do tell me ways I can be paid more, I implore you." True
>>35368
It does look familiar.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35371
35373 35374
>>35369
Saying that would make her feel even worse...
>>35370
Can she actually tell which direction the tower is in?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35372
35378
>>35370
Torc turns to Infernius
"Who gets the honor?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35373
35374
>>35371
If the mountain range is recognizable, that means that following it will lead them back to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35374
35375
>>35371
For really no reason, Tracy drifts towards the mountain to get a closer look.
>>35373
It isn't though.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35375
35376
>>35374
Yes it is. Also, would she not like it if he went back up north later with Fae or perhaps Trollestia?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35376
35377 35383
>>35375
GM said it wasn't familiar.
She would hate it, and don't even think about the later one.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35377
>>35376
Oh, wait it seems I was mistaken.
Tracy speeds off towards the familiar mountains.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35378
35380 35392
>>35372
"thez does."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35379
>>35370
"do a good job helping us."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35380
>>35378
"Fine"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35381
What time of day is it in game? A bit before noon?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35382


(Hi)
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35383
>>35376
And don't even think about murdering sailors in Trumpaladin's Jurisdiction. Jesus, Paladins are supposed to kill evil outsiders everywhere, but I toned his white-knightedness down so that he only gives a shit about people under his "jurisdiction," and that includes Travellers in his city. Want to do random stabbing, go to Cardishor or Krenshall. Some place he isn't legally and morally obligated to divorce her, renounce her, kill her, then have sex with a good-aligned celestial charger over her corpse if she's murdering visitors
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35384
35385 35386
"....... Flashy..."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35385
35386
>>35384
[unsure pony noises]
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35386
35388
>>35385
>>35384
"We can go back, little pony. They'll be wondering where I am anyways"

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35387
35389 35390
"oh hey trumpaladins gone"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35388
35390
>>35386
*is speeding towards the tower*
"... Flashy..?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35389
35391
>>35387
"NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT"
Torc pulls out his dagger and turns into into a full claymore
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35390
35396
>>35388
*rubs horsey*
"What's wrong little pony?"

>>35387
Not sure if funny or reee inducing
I meant Fae and his Generals, whom he kind of just left...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35391
35393
>>35389
"go for it."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35392
35397
>>35378
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"

y/S/t
?
No.35393
35394 35395 35398 35400 35411
[1d20 = 1]
>>35391
Rolling for a swing
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35394
>>35393
hahahahahahahahahahah

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35395
35400
>>35393
Someone put me out of my FUCKING misery
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35396
35406
shoobedoo.png
>>35390
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35397
35399 35404
>>35392
"please continue sweetheart, ignore torc stabbing himself."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35398
35399 35400
1071367__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-icapon_artist-colon-littlebrownzebraicarus_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_blood_cyoa_git gud_implied murder_knife.png
>>35393
>Someone forgot to make the weekly sacrifice to the dice gods.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35399
35401
>>35397
[Screaming scotsman noises]
>>35398
Because I'm such a faggot, give me thirty minutes and you'll get a pic
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35400
35402 35403
>>35393
I actually feel sorry for darkie

>>35395
>Resists temptation to ban Torcuil's faggot

>>35398
I know right
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35401
35403
>>35399
*heals*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35402
35415
>>35400
*shakes a bit*
*legs buckle*
"...............right?!"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35403
35405
>>35400
>ban
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
>>35401
Plz tell me you removed the sword first
Js2CQ
?
No.35404
35407 35409 35411
[7d8 = 39]
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35405
>>35403
sure.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35406
35407 35415
>>35396
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...

As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...

Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.

Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...

But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35407
>>35404
These breds have put my sides in orbit of Sirius
>>35406
INB4 stabby stabby
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35408
35409 35411
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
XDyPe
?
No.35409
35410 35411 35412 35416
[1d20 = 2]
>>35404
>>35408

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35410
>>35409
fuck it i rip his head off!
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35411
>>35409
>>35408
>>35404
>>35393
The dice gods fucking hate Darkie
y/S/t
?
No.35412
35413 35416
[1d20 = 9]
>>35409
Can Torc have mercy kill?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35413
35414
>>35412
Of himself?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35414
>>35413
Rude bitch
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35415
35419
intredasting.jpg
>>35402
*heavy breathing*
>>35406
*buckling intensifies*
"...... Wh-what exactly.. 'happened'?" she knows but she's in denial
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35416
35417 35418
>>35409
Sorry, that's a fail
>>35412
After Infernius' 2, that'll be fine.
Off comes Darkemter's head, squeezing out the words, "Finally, shit." before being picked up and lobbed back into the entertron, to be reconstituted without clothers. "Well hello friends,long time!"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35417
35421
>>35416
i throw him some pants.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35418
35420 35421
I only have d6's...
How many are needed for a sacrifice?
>>35416
Torc hands him a tablecloth
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35419
35422
>>35415
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35420
35425
>>35418
the dice lords demand blood.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35421
35423 35425
>>35417
>>35418
"Ahhh, thank you, but I brought my own," He says, almost smearing his hands along his waist-line. An endless number of tiny dots descend from his hands and weave themselves around his legs like creepy-spooder sweat-pants,
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35422
35427
>>35419
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35423
35424 35431
>>35421
can you recall your spiders from our vault?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35424
35431
>>35423
forgot the "
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35425
35426
>>35420
Uh, I've got the Kilt, claymore dagger, and bagpipe chanter. But not blood...
>>35421
"Ah, now. Do we have to make your 'escape' look convincing?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35426
35428
>>35425
It needs to be virgin blood too.
Do you have a virgins with you?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35427
35428 35429
>>35422
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35428
>>35426
T-the person typing this...
>>35427
Hey, no dragging Torc into your love problems
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35429
35430
>>35427
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35430
35434
>>35429
"I'm sorry Tracy. I love you"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35431
35432 35433
>>35423
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35432
>>35431
"we hunt your friends."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35433
>>35431
Torc draws one pistol, a staff, and Mr. Snek begins to hiss
"We're hunting"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35434
35435 35436 35437
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35435
>>35434
*flies up again, much, much higher*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35436
35439
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35437
35438
>>35434
poor tracy
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35438
>>35437
This, she just wanted a family
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35439
35440 35448
thisfeelsdirty.jpg
>>35436
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35440
35441
>>35439
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."

Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35441
35442 35443
only the dead can know peace from having to draw Rarity's fucking hair from multiple angles.jpg
>>35440
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35442
>>35441
*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35443
35446
>>35441
"What must I do?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35445
>gilliana
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35446
fuck.jpg
>>35443
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35447
35448
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35448
35449
>>35439
*Trumpaladin winces*
"Tracy... I'm not allowed to do literally anything... But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?"

>>35447
Goodnight!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35449
35450
yep.jpg
>>35448
"Kill the Troll."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35450
35451
1512632098297.png
>>35449
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*

"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35451
35452
implying you wouldn't.png
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35452
35453 35455
Rainbow_Dash_awkward_smile_S2E08.png
>>35451
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35453
35454
>>35452
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35454
35456 35458
1501208348601.png
>>35453
".... Okay......."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35455
35459
>>35452
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35456
35459
>>35454
[Happy, hysterical pony noises]
"...... Th-thank you.. Flashy.. I love you..."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35457
*continues moving towards tower once again*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35458
35459
>>35454
*Nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35459
35460
>>35455
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.

I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it

But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"

>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"

>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35460
35461
>>35459
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35461
35462
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>35460
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35462
35464
>>35461
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35463
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35464
35465
>>35462
"Tracy... If I may. Ask something from you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35465
>>35464
".... What is it, Flashy?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35466
*is still speeding towards the tower*
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35467
35468
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.

Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35468
35469
>>35467
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35469
35471
>>35468
*hugs horsey*
"I really want for this to work, pony"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35470
35472
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35471
35472
>>35469
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35472
>>35470
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait


>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35473
35474 35475
https://youtu.be/lDtqJOwHq3w
"Tee-hee"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35474
35477
>>35473
"pretty song."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35475
35476
>>35473
Those lyrics match too well
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35476
35478
>>35475
Dude,... don't get me started,... its too deep on so many levels
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35477
35479
>>35474
"Oh, don't act like you don't know,..." Thez quips, her arms crossed challengingly.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35478
35480
>>35476
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35479
35482
>>35477
"Don't know what?"
*slight smug grin*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35480
35481
>>35478
Its done. Trump and Tracy come skidding into the tower. a bit winded.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35481
35483
>>35480
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35482
35485
>>35479
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35483
35484
>>35481
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35484
35486
>>35483
Fucking this

>>35483
Trumpaladin is thoroughly surprised
"I see you got your cup of chamomile tea"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35485
35486
>>35482
*continues grinning at thez*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35486
35487 35491
>>35485
"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484
He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
hij0+
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No.35487
35488 35490
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"

Looks away for a moment

"Only moderately successful....

What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35488
35489
>>35487
"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."

Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35489
35492
>>35488
"How?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35490
35495
>>35487
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35491
35493
>>35486
*blows kiss*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35492
35495
>>35489
"he gets 5%."
Js2CQ
?
No.35493
35494
[1d20 = 5]
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35494
>>35493
"woah."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35495
35496
266000ab427ae09d548eaa7.png
>>35492
"why"

>>35490
Detect alignment on this guy
"How are you going to do that and why should we trust you?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35496
35497 35498 35499
>>35495
True Neutral
"With style and finesse, I can assure you!" ^_^
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35497
>>35496
"he seems like good guy."
*still lying on the floor*
hij0+
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No.35498
35500
[1d20+23 = 34]
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?

>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35499
>>35496
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35500
35501
>>35498
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35501
35502
>>35500
"Uh huh. How did you lead them to us?"
May as well cast zone of truth
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35502
35503
>>35501
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35503
35504
>>35502
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35504
35506
>>35503
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35505
35507
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35506
35508
>>35504
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.

You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35507
35508 35515
>>35505
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35508
35509
>>35506
"I can tell you many things! he assumes a cavalier pose. "But not now. A wonderful evening to you," he says bowing slightly.
>>35507
>Approach Trollestia alone
Like, now?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35509
>>35508
If he'll let him, Trumpaladin escorts Darkementer to a room

>Now
Yes...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35512
35514
sleeps
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35513
>also
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35514
35516 35518
>>35512
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35515
>>35507
Tracy is in the stables, playing with her birds.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35516
>>35514
Those two are adorable.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35517
35520
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35518
35519
>>35514
awwwww a cute
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35519
>>35518
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35520
35521 35523 35529
ninja-hunter-throwing-knives.jpg
>>35517
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35521
741.png
>>35520
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.

"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35522
35524
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
Trumpaladin
hij0+
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No.35523
35525
>>35520
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.

Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
Trumpaladin
hij0+
?
No.35524
>>35522
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35525
35526
>>35523
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.

"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
Trumpaladin
hij0+
?
No.35526
35527
>>35525
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35527
35528
3833491b3c17a8cc11bb29b7dd1f1a75.jpg
>>35526
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
Trumpaladin
hij0+
?
No.35528
>>35527
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35529
35530 35532
>>35520
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
Trumpaladin
hij0+
?
No.35530
35531
>>35529
What is an SB?

You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35531
>>35530
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35532
>>35529
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35533
35535
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35534
Baking btw
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35535
Spoilered
>>35533
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35537
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/35536.html