*spams all detection abilities*
Where are the ghosts?
WHO YA GONNA CALL?
"If you stand still, then you will only cover an area of 2830 square feet a round, and it will be the smae 2830 feet the next round, and the next round, and the next round. If you move forward at half speed, you'll cover a much larger area AND IT WILL ACTUALLY BE A DIFFERENT SET OF DARKNESS EACH ROUND
[confused pony noises]
*bolts because sharp spurs*
DO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DOO DO DE DO>>34473
That works too
Also, if you actually think we'd encounter Devourers, shouldn't I cast Death Ward? That protects from "negative energy effects" for 16 minutes
Alright, so the (active) party is currently galavanting on the Ethereal Plane which is ahem a misty, fog-bound dimension. Its collection of swirling mists and colorful fogs that border the material plane, which is visible but muted and indistinct. The colors blur into eachother and the edges turn fuzzy. The area is mostly empty of structures and impediments, and there is no gravity making movement difficult to those without self-propulsion (wings, for example).
"You know what this place needs?
>>34477>Moving on your own propulsion
Plebian. Mounted travel is the only fit travelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1V3JW4HeBs
Does Spell-turning turn spell-like abilities?
[1d20+5 = 19]
Listen check again
[1d20+5 = 25]>>34481
And a Spot Check
Kek, that reminds me of my paintballing days>>34480
Several in number, moving fast, and distant>>34481>listening and spotting on the ethereal plane
[1d20 = 12]
Torc casts frog swarm as propulsion
Roll for perception check using magic and shit
Uhm,... frogs appear in the surrounding area, not falling to the ground as would be normal, but just floating in the air with a confused (for a frog) expression on their face.
Frog swarm does not propel.
Well mother fucker
What size? What intensity?
Ready full round attack Vanderiem
So just to be clear, where are you going? Just "that way"?
B-but muh newton's laws
We found something. Let's figure out if it's what you think it is
But they are not shot out of the staff, so there's no pushing effect
b-b-b muh 20...>several
Hone in on aura using telepathy and Ready self for combat. Approach cautiously
Cast True Strike, and share it with Trumpaladin.>>34484
Looking for something to kill
Ur in the ethereal plane, newton's laws don't apply. Null gravity. Also, the frogs don't fire from ur arse.
>>34492>the frogs don't fire from ur arse>implying
Detect evil what's the hit die on the foes?
Oh fine, you see darting shapes in the distance moving at high speed. They're moving too fast to make anything out but a blurred face, which appears haggard and lanky, with green skin covering.
With Detect Evil, what is the approximate intensity of the creatures, and what direction are they going?
Alert Trump of targets
Observe and prepare to engage
It varies. Lots are squishy, some are decent, a handful are stronk, and there's a bit of mustard in the mix.>>34496
Oh they've detected the group, and are flying around at range.
>>34497>prepare to engage
If we're going up against soul suckers I want to know so I can cast the spell, and if we are not, I want to wait, so it isn't dried up one minute before we encounter soul suckers
Now I have thisFuck, I can't find the video with the guy talking about doin some drug and leprechauns flying out his arse
"Fug. I lost them, can you see anything?" Thez says to Torcuil (who has also lost sight of Trump and Tracy)
Does she show up on Detect evil? By the way, that's being used like a radar now
"Uh, no I've lost em"
BTW, Thez WOULD have given back the girdle and Sugoito,... IF Trump and Tracy hadn't taken off like idiots,.... Xp
[1d20+21 = 25]>>34496
Devourers aren't fast.
Be ready for a surprise.
And draw your bow.>>34501
Nightmarish Track check
>>34505>Tracking, on the ethereal plane
What about vacuous and gaseous plane of nothing don't you get?
I wanted to go back to the tower, but Tracy dragged me here
Quick Draw Composite Bob's Bow, ready full round attack on creature that comes in range and in clear shot>>34505
Cast spell now?
Idk... She's got insane survival on other planes.. but I guess that doesn't apply..>>34508>leprechauns
What kinda acid was he taking?
Torcuil flies off, a stream of leprechauns flying out his ass.
"Well fug," Thez says, and takes off after him. "DO you even know which way they went?" she calls after as he continues to fly, propelled by leprechauns. Leprechauns. Seriously? Oi.
"The subject is immune to all death spells, magical death effects, energy drain, and any negative energy effects"
How far away are the targets?
Holding in a circle moving around us, "distant," but have spotted the group
Hey, Trumps the one to mention frogs coming out of asses.
"FUCKING HELL, I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF HOW TO CONTROL THIS"
[1d8 = 6]>>34513
Too far to make anything out, but shapes can still be seen moving about>>34515
Yeah, ya should
Ask the leprechauns
Activate Robe and start phuming smoke like crazy
Are you still moving?
Moving enough to keep sense of the targets, but treading more carefully now.
[1d20 = 1]>>34517
Can't, theyre touching his lucky charms on the way out
>>34521>open google>type "nearest cliff"
That was GM>>34520>"What do demon horse"
Stand still and wait for them to come? Charge them? Go closer and shoot with bow? Should I ready a bow or a sword? Should I cast death ward or some other spell or wait?
Is it possible to shoot any of them with a bow - that is, are the targets clear enough and close enough?
>>34523>'Well... We get in range.. and then we stab them..">>34525
Find first; then get in shooting range.
Shoot first, then make ride-by attacks
Well, my my calculations (and thats per a dice roll, since Torcuil TOTALLY moffed his control check (not that he got one for ass-leprechauns)) Torcuil is heading in a completely different direction than Trump and Tracy, and he has no control. Thez is keeping pace.>>34526
You can shoot, in fact range rules are less applicable,... but its almost like the moving shapes know that too. They're maintaining a perimeter, analyzing the pair. There are some watching the flying-leprechaun-scotsman, but thats more from disbelief and curiosity than aggressive strategy.
[1d20 = 1]>>34528
Check to shove a cork in ti
OH FUCK THIS GODDAMNED FUCKING PEICE OF CUNT SHIT
[4d20 = 42]>>34528
Shoot Full Round with Compisite Bob's bow at smaller target, chose the one closest and clearest
What are the stats on Bob's bow? Wasn't it a +2 bow? And what is the damage roll?
[3d20 = 28]>>34528
*unleashes chain and sends it to attack*
It can attack... three times?
Well, because you didn't advance to level 15 rogue you really should only have two attacks
>>34529>leprechaun-pressure was too great
An Everwhirling Chain is a chain of speed too.
[1d20-8 = -8]>>34529
This shit writes its self
So Torcuil continues to shoot off, propelled by ass-leprechauns, well distant from Tracy and Trump (who seem to have become stationary). Thez is close behind.>>34531>No manyshot feat
Trump fires a single arrow, at an elusive target, that is moving, and is partially obscured.
Fuck it then
Readies Vanderiem for when something get's within melee distance
You assume its in range
[1d20 = 18]>>34537
Anal clentch roll?
I'm out of ideas
Follow the Leprechaun
The leprechauns are long gone, and went in a completely different direction. Remember, Tracy sped off - spurred by Trump's "Chad charge" - before Thez and Torcuil even GOT to the ethereal plane, and they went in a different direction. Good move btw.
"I'm never doing drugs again"
Is it not?
Spirited Charge. Make 3 ride by attacks when in range.
I suggest Trump does the same.>>34542
We could meet up with the rest of the group...
Let's do that.
Make up your mind>>34542
Are you being sarcastic with the good move or what?
Either way, he has a readied full round sword attack for an enemy within range
The great Erwin Rommel told his troops "In the absence of orders, find something and kill it." I suggest we do the same
Does she sense the rest of the party?
You're the rider, you steer.
>>34544>when in range
Okay, I'll let you know>>34545>sarcasm
Uhm,... spoiler alert, these enemies aren't going to LET you get in range
Hold on, I'll paint a picture.
Follow the movement>>34542
I have shit to do... techinicaly now today, and yesterday was a steaming pill of shit so I'm going to sleep, see you faggots tomorrow
Idk what these are. Devourers are slow, and Marauders aren't ebil..>>34551>Torc is blasting off again
If the horse does a charge then he's in range>>34551
Poor Torcuil's faggot. Goodnight
Hellhounds? What lives on the Ethereal plane?
This is a rough sketch of the inherent trajectories. As you can see (given the time differential) neither group (Trump/Tracy OR Torcuil/Thez) had the chance to really analyze where the other was going. Each pair is kinda on their own at this point.>>34551
'Night! You won't die, Thez is with you.
The chain is 60 ft, and she charges fast.
How fast are these things moving?>>34554>hellhound>ethereal
Anything with the ability, I guess...>>34556
Shouldn't Trump be able to detect Thez because her class ability designates her as an Outsider?
Lots of things, and even more venture to it.>>34553
You might be surprised>>34550
There are approximately 16 signatures, of varying intensity. The stronger intensity signatures are more distant and stationary, while the less intense signatures seem to be the ones whirling around and darting to and fro.
>>34557>Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treausure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it>>34559
A couple masters with controlled fiends I'll bet
Good point. Trump can't detect anything, because everyone
is out of range.
Goddammit, just fucking charge forward until we're in range to do something
.>inb4, they're intelligent, peaceful creatures
Also, activate the Ring of Spell turning on the Hand of Glory.
This so much
GM sighs and rests his chin on his hand, watching Trump and Tracy speed off to their doom.
When you say that, I lose all confidence...
Or we could pop back into the material realm. Where we have some vague idea of what is trying to kill us
Why the fuck not?
THERE'S an idea,....
So, wanna go through woods looking for monsters or talk to darkie, or go to cardishore?
Gotta figure out where we are first...
Both materialize,... alive,... on the golden X in pic relted.
For the record, you would have both died, have woken up in the entertron, with no equipment. You're welcome.
[1d20 = 7]>>34572
We were not charging for very long, and movement in the Ethereal plane is half as fast as the material. We'll be fine.
Search check surroundings, as if Trumpaladin could tell one strand of trees from another
Future note, don't run off like an idiot. Strategy (which ur opponents had in spades) can defeat ANY level opponent.
Shit... I didn't realize they'd gone that far.
*chill runs down spine*
Fuck yeah! Dragons!>>34575
I'll repeat what I said to Tracy's faggot to you
">Something about hellhounds obviously not being ethereal
Nigger I have no idea what is on the ethereal plane. I don't want to be here. I'd rather advance towards a group goal like killing off the Cardishore Globalists or interrogating Darkie, going to the Drow, murdering them all, and then taking their stuff. Or if you want to go hunt random monsters, go north or far to the east to kill dragons, which leave 3x treasure, unlike Devourers that leave none at all. If you want to kill something on the Ethereal plane, find something and kill it"
Why would you think that?
Oh calm down. We're in great hunting territory. Wish I had Fae though. Can she get here quickly?
>>34579>Can she get here quickly
Do you think you're in range for empathic link?
Because that's what the wiki page says>An ethereal creature is invisible, insubstantial, and capable of moving in any direction, even up or down, albeit at half normal speed.http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/etherealJaunt.htm>>34580
When you call a mount, they appear the next round right next to you from the celestial plane
[3d20 = 10]
Spot, Search and Listen
Wtf are we?
[1d20 = 16]>>34581
What is the biome we are in?
What a shitty fucking roll that was.>+5 on spot and listen
Detect Good, because why not?
[1d20+19 = 26]
Rolling to Hide
Why? Also can you outrun a dragon?
Well, she could out-maneuver one, if it didn't just breath fire at them..>Why
See, here we're in a pickle. The rules listed by Ethereal Jaunt describe an individual who is otherwise non-ethereal, moving at base speed. When one considers that Tracy was spurred, she can be assumed to be moving at greater than 'base' speed. In addition, I disagree entirely with the rulebook on movement speed in the ethereal plane, with regard to self-propulsion, which Tracy has. I'm of the mind that self-propelled characters/entities - given that there are no obstructions or landscape to deter - would move at twice
their base movement rate.
>>34593>would move at twice their base movement rate
Wow, add a run check to that and she could move... really fast.
Don't worry, Thez and Torcuil will find themselves in equal a pickle.
There's no block on something like a road. If anything it should be the same, since there's air resistance in both apparently
But there's no air resistence in the ethereal plane, hence the accellerated (in my design) movement
You said a few posts ago that wings work. They wouldn't do anything with no air resistance. But whatever, I'll argue about this when it becomes an issue later
What pickle are we in?
The kind that gives treasure
How do you know that?
I hadn't planned it, but for now the party's biggest issue is finding their way back to Port Barry>>34598
Hmmm, you're right, thats contradictory. One moment
Well, if we encounter a dragon, and it is small enough to kill, then we can take it's treasure. I think a lot of monsters and barbarians give treasure. You wanted to grind xp, well, you're in precisely the right place to do it
>>34603>small enough to kill>in the mountains
You mean babies/teenagers?
Sure, that's something to do.
It's getting close to 2:00AM...
You got like a 140 HP don't you? I think we could take on up to a full adult. And if we encounter something larger... you can move at 3x speed right? If nothing else, Ethereal Jaunt
On a Saturday morning
K. Trump is right, wings would not work. Since however, no one is using wings (or air resistence) as a propulsion method, its a moot point. The 2x speed is still in play, and Torcuil and Thez will find themselves approximately 166% the distance Trump and Tracy crossed, except to the east rather than the north.
Also, I think now is a good time to adjourn this "casual" weekend Xp
and i thought i was bad at roiling.
Figured out the easy way out. I still think the hard way may be more fun
Are you talking about the teleporting helmet?
Is there a machine at the tower that assembles golems/constructs?
Seriously, I had to check the script to make sure that wasn't a 1d1 troll.>>34615
There might be, you'll have to wait until you're not ~150 miles away to check tho. ^_~
>tfw you move so fast you don't realize you're speeding all the way across the continent right into the jaws of doom
You wheren't the one with leprechauns spewing out your anus
It wasn't the speed that would have done you in, it was the opponents and their methods. Some opponents do and will make it a practice to kill things much bigger and badder than them
If it's any compensation, that shit was fucking hilarious.>>34620
I wonder what they were... Idk what kind of creature moves faster than Tracy and can use Ethereal juant..
Oh well, time will tell.
Not gonna lie, those rolls had be in tears
I won't spoil it, they'll be back eventually, but they didn't use ethereal jaunt. They made their way to the ethereal plane from another plane (not the material). Also it wasn't that they move faster (they don't) but they were maintaining a distanced formation. They were sizing you up.
I'm going to have to work for several hours..
Here's a rough depiction of the new locations, Tr/Tr in gold, To/Th in blue.
Neat. What is the biome, and what is the scene from Trumcy's perspective?
Mostly plantskidding, I'm working on it
Are all the area-names on the map accurate?
"huh where everyone go!?"
>>34631>Even Thez is gone
I feel sorry for you man
Try talking to Darkie.
*Bends over, and hugs horsey*
For simplicity, yes, though they may have more colloquial names when ventured to, and don't assume that the name necessarily correlates to the dynamic and local structure (though it may). Also, there are no names on the world, so technically that info is not known to characters
[affectionate pony noises]
Is he still small?
>>34635>that info is not known to characters
Did Tracy learn anything about the local geography from the atlases she read in the library?
*sad minotuar noises*
No, much as those mini-memes made me kek>>34638
It certainly wasn't planned, but it will (hopefully) be resolved before too long (which with this lot, means next tuesday Xp)
>>34636I do not know
"I know it may not seem like it at times, but I really do love you Tracy. And I cannot stop loving you. I want you
can i go talk to the drow?
*hugs horsey again*
"Of course. I am happy to see you, I miss you when you're away. I love the feel of your soft blue fur and I love your adorable pony noises and jump scares. I see how devoted you are. You'll make a great mother to my son, I'm glad he has you. I'm glad I have you"
[happy pony noises]
".. Tha.. th-that makes me feel better..."
*tries to look into horsey eyes, or at least eye from the angle*
*rubs horsey neck fur*
"You feel better? Well that's not enough for me.What can I do to make you feel complete?"
i walk to where he is.
"hows it going knife ear?"
>>34645>what can I doHelp her kill Trollestia.And Fae (optional)She'll love that.
".... I... I'm not really sure.."
[confused pony noises]
"Oh good god. What do you want? Decided to amuse yourself at my expense ay? he gets more cockney when he's agitated
Well go on then, its not like I've got anything better to do.">>34648
>>34649It's serious though.
Can we get a glimpse of where we are?
You mean aside from the maps? I'm assuming you're at an elevated position, so more ground-based details depend on getting a closer look. It's at the border of a mountainous area and a plains area with some not too distant forest.
>>34648I'll help her kill Trollestia if she's not pregnant. My loyal attack football kitty is entirely off the table though
"I do want you to be happy, little pony"
"ugh what that smell?"
"me came to alleviate your boredom, me a doctor me know it not good to be left alone this long."
"Take us down horsey. Let's see what's worth our while in this area"
"Oh what, you leave a man in a steel body-cast and you expect poupurri? Suddenly you're concerned about my well being is it? If you're not here to let me out, be a good lad and sod off!"
[1d20+20 = 27]>>34652Better do it before bothering to find out. It's all going down the tubes if that's the case.>>34654
*descends slowly and stealthily as possible* (for a horse in mid air)
Roll to Move Silently
"me Bet you hungry huh?"
[1d20+20 = 29]
Hey, when it says that Empathetic link gives the paladin and the mount the same connection to a place or item, does that also apply to worn items? When Tracy wears her cloak of charisma, does Trump look Equally fabulous by proxy?
Didn't mean to roll
"Oh, you're a right prick now aren't you, all pleased with yourself. You wouldn't be smiling if we the shackles were off, I'll tell ya that!">>34658
"Why stealth? The last time we used stealth we failed to activate a dragon attack we could have taken. How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here?">>34658
Now what does she need that cloak for?
*sad paladin noises*
"what you like to eat?"
[1d20+21 = 40]>>34661
She was going to give it to him, but then you asked for a Spell resistance cloak.
How does the item-synch work then?>>34661>Why stealth
"I don't want to get shot before engaging"
Listen check to sense nearby creatures.
[1d20+21 = 30]
Follow up with a Spot check
>>34661>How are we going to clear the area of monsters if they don't know we're here
"We'll make noise once we're ready for combat."They could both make mounted Sneak Attacks together, if he fell.
[2d20 = 18]>>34659If you want to get back to interrogate the Drow right now, I've figured out several different ways of using the helm that I think I can argue that would get us there in one or two jumps>>34663
I'd like some numbers on these cloaks. Depending on stats and the like, it may make sense to switch. What is she wearing in the robe cloak category?>>34655
Detect evil. Spot Check. Search Check for anything civilizational
"Oh a comedian now are you, here to have a laugh? If you're expecting me to beg I won't
. I just hope I get a crack at your cheeky ass at some point.">>34663>item-synch
It means that divination, or other types of items are and can be shared (visual-empathy). Please note, the rules were not designed for character
It would take more than that, but it would help speed your return,... except you have no compass, and the area is unfamiliar, meaning you can't be sure which way is 'back'.
[1d20+21 = 40]>>34669>1
Rolling for compensation search.
Helm would never work on a Drow Assassin.
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
[1d20 = 19]>>34672
So where does horsey want to go?>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.
Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
>>34677>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Well Fuck you too>>34682
>>34684>With no food>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
infernuis knows how to farm.
Infernius is 150 miles away right now...>>34687
+21 for Tracy
. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
what the fuck did i just read?>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.
"When the time comes, I'll know">>34694
I want a nice city to conquer...
>>34696>I want a nice city to conquer…THIS!
>>34696>city to conquer
You'd have to """liberate""" it first..
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
burn down cardishore.
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
What allignment would be>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
>>34698>Implying I can't do both at the same time>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
I g2g too.
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke?
so back to the races!>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?">>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil>>34704>village
I'd forgotten about that
>>34712>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going>Village
We should probably free them
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn>beach
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
>>34712I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get
shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?
Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.
So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.
>>34729>A path mysteriously loops around at the base of a mountainside
Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.>>34730
Try using Detect Ebil.
I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.
Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI>>34729
Use Detect evil
It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
mushrooms grow on bull shit.
"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
Eh, either way.
I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
[1d20+19 = 28]>>34736
Okay, do that then.>*disguises*
Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
*walks down trail*
[1d20 = 17]>>34738
Detect evil and spot check
[1d20+21 = 23]>>34739
Also Spot check
[1d20+21 = 33]>>34740
[1d20+20 = 26]
And Search, because why not?
Who runs the Cathedral btw?
i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
>>34744>Not everyone has a gleaming Dragonne to administer Sermons
Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
yea i guess he is.>>34745
>>34745>tfw when the paldinds god loves him more.
I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.>>34754
*Licks horse in the ear*
What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.
D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*>>34648
Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.
Also, I think I finally found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to
>>34764>Why you wanna kill Trollestia though
>>34764>Why you wanna kill Trollestia
I don't care; I'm trying to stay in character. Why would she let Troll get away with that if she killed Copper over a single ride? She's not just going to do-nothing like a powerless cuck.
Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
Here's a colored version.
Does Tracy hate Torc?
>>34768>>34770>also raises hand
Um... How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.>>34771
She loves to hate him.
So... Right above Trollestia?
I won't answer that.
She's so mysterious
Females are complicated.. and dangerous..
The artist is Wicked-At-Heart.
I've already posted everything from the set though.
I've always had Trumpaladin respond as if he thought her behavior to be a charade. Like she was hiding some deeper malevolence>>34780
That's an... interesting image. I think maybe you may want to consider trying to make some of your own Tracy art. She doesn't get much new art on Derpibooru...
Actually, Idk if I've posted this one yet.
When does he usually go?
Whenever he finishes fucking Thez
Yeah, this is definitely in the "made up after the fact" category
I hope he showers properly...
Okay, now I definitely want a ranking of hatred of other characters
lol I'll never tell!I threw out the booklet anyway, so I'm at a loss for how to apply the points
Well, I have shit to do in the morning, and nothing really seems to be happening so I'm calling it a night.
Also, I leave an idea for GM.
So, say you get GMs block and can't think of an idea for a session. Let one of us faggots have a turn at GMing. It would give you a chance to just kinda play Thez and enjoy the game without dealing with GM shit, and give us a chance at GMing. Or am I just stupid and this idea is terrible?
Tracy places her Mage Hand in one Gauntlet, and the Hand of Glory in the other.
It's not rocket science..
When you move a Darkskull, is it's unhallow recast every time it's planted?
Ah, nevermind. It seems like the Unhallow just follows the skull wherever it goes. No cool field spells either, but swank for an ebil character to carry.
Do Ebil creatures or Fiends get any profane bonuses in unhallowed sites?
I need to get a lot edgier if that's the impression I make with her...
Oh don't feel so down. It's the last verse that makes me think of her
"She runs into the hallway and through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol in the bottom dresser drawer
The lady in the mirror says "he won't do this again.
This will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been"
I definitely need to go edgier though... I've been slipping..
Why do you need to be edgier?
I need her to stab more things... not just the bad ones either..
I need more sentients to stab. It doesn't matter how squishy or poor they are.
>>34801Don't kill off my future customers, workers, and subjects. We don't even have enough humans to work the mine in Derpistan
I asked you to stab Torcuil that one time>how squishy and poor they are
What if they are tough?
Like, a constant supply of targets..
I wish the settlements of port barry weren't so far off... I guess that's what stealth is for.>>34802>What if they are tough
She'll stab anything she can.
I've been abusing her for a while now.. there's been way too much dere and not enough yan.
Please don't provoke shit for the sake of it. I've been abusing Trumpaladin as well with not enough holy crusading
Let's just kill dragons and bandits and giants together and take their shit, then kill the globalists and take their shit, and leave the peasants alive to prostrate themselves before us
I forgot to add "kill all of the drow and retake our shit" but I hope the point has been made...
... What have I been doing all this time.. killing just one pathetuc fuck a month, like a serial killer. Tracy should be murdering every other day, minimum...
GM, where can Tracy go to kill things on a regular basis without causing drama?
Sorry for my absence and I mean that, I was at a 100+ normie function, let me get caught up
I mean like, how do I incorporate her picking someone off every day?
Do I need to stalk an NPC, kill it, clean up, etc with all separate rolls? I don't want to take a whole session to express a hobby.
We've got more than enough killing that actually legitimately needs to be done
But then it wouldn't be murder. Too Lawful.
It won't take too much time.
Not opposed if anyone wants to desu>>34795
Depending on the target, yes. Are you looking to randomly kill something, or are you looking to find people who Tracy would want to kill? Both?
Nigger, a Paladin is supposed to kill evil monsters and murderers, and so are chaotic good wizards and clerics. Jesus it's hard to maintain this party. We have enough vampires and drow and globalists and so forth to last her months
Both. Although in a way that won't cause drama later (combine stealth with layers of disguise). Mostly basic mugging and serial murder, but it could be directed towards NPCs who may "deserve" it.
I realized that she's spend way too much time sitting indoors doing arts and crafts and whatnot. She's Tracy: murder is her hobby. I want to own this Neutral Ebil Alignment and start killing for the sake of killing.
Now that I've been liberated from those god awful flowcharts, I can actually play Tracy.>>34812
Don't worry, she'll have time to kill those too.
*sighing Paladin noises*
*Pulls back out Sword and Shield with Templar Sign engraven over it*
Did he ever get a sheild?
Technically, he's had one the whole time. IDK where he's keeping it though, its a tower shield
He has the ring shield. He'll need some feats to be able to wield a tower shield alongside Vanderiem. Frankly though, I like the +3 damage I get from from wielding the sword two handed. I need all the damage modifiers I can get
>>34816>>33650 →>>33665 →
GM, I'm fascinated on what went down in the fight on the catwalk. It's exactly the sort of fight I have been thinking about and planning for and adjusting strategies for, and it's also the best use of Fae in action I've been able to do so far.
As I understand it, Tracy was holding a small-sized Trumpaladin in a complete pin, while the other characters where standing around within range to take action.
Fae charges, and using her pounce feat, makes a full round attack with bite, claw, and claw on Torcuil. Toruil's AC is sufficiently low (like a 15?) that all three attacks would have landed. I calculated damage at 37, although I see now that I mistakenly applied more than the full share of strength modifiers, and the real number should have been 29 to 30ish. I do not know Torcuil's HP, but I think it is 16d4 with no constitution or racial modifier, so about 40. If that is so, he would have lost around 75% of his HP in a single round
After Fae made her attack, Infernius attacked Fae with the scimitar. He rolled a 7, so my guess is that the attack would not have beat Fae's AC, which should be 28 assuming that Thez did not craft and fit her with a light suit of armor as requested (if yes, then a 32).Torcuil himself spent his round to try to make a concentration check to cast a spell, which seems to have failed
For reasons that will eternally puzzle me, Torcuil chose to have his familiar, the constrictor, attack the disabled and pinned Trumpaladin, rather than attack Fae, who was right there and just took down 75% of his HP.
Then the next round began, and Fae made a full round attack. It seemed like every attack landed, with the last one being a 20 and thus to be rolled again for a critical hit. That should have killed him. So if that fight went as I thought it did, Torcuil would have died in it
That seems about right. I don't recall the request for armor for Fae though, I must have missed that. And where did Infernius get a scimitar from?
Also, can this be her default Training? To practice Feats like Improved Death Attack, Great Dexterity, Sneak Attack of Opportunity or whatnot?
In the beginning, I had her throwing her kunai at walls and shit as her default "training" pass-time, but I never even considered she could learn feats from it
Also, since Tracy can use her mouth to hold weapons, is she viable for the multi-weapon fighting feat?>>34817
Use the goddamn shield.
Snek was there to grapple Fae and keep him off Torc.
Although you deleted that.
My guess is that Infernius meant to imply that he took Death's Scimitar and attacked with it. I believe it should have been in Torcuil's possession. Mmade he handed it to Infernius, I do not know.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he gave it back to Death. Eh. Infernius said he attacked fae with it
As for armoring Fae, can I get the equivalent of a Chain Mail Shirt (+4 AC light armor)? Preferably whatever looks best aesthetically. Are there other things you can put on a mount?>>34820
Use the freaking room in the tower that is built for this, carries zero risk, and doesn't require my character breaking off the engagement and killing yours when he eventually finds out>>34821
I asked him who snek grappled, and he said snek grappled me. Not Fae. Me
>>34822>>34822>when he eventually finds out
Tracy knows how to clean up after herself. Just don't actively go looking for it.
Anyway, there shouldn't be an NPC in Port Barry capable of out-rolling her in Disguise.>>34822>I asked him who snek grappled
Before you b& everyone..>>34819
Also, what the AC on Tracy's armor? The slick motorcycle suit was omitted, so what's she actually wearing? I thought I ditched the hydra/skull armor in her room to preserve speed.
Oh bullshit. Like it won't be entirely obvious who is responsible when a person is murdered every other night. This will be as secret as my sex with Trollestia
>>34823>Just don't actively go looking for it.
He's the white knight protector of the citizens of Port Barry. Going and looking for who is killing his sheep is literally and unironically his job
Yes. You can also enchant it if you'd like. Also yes, Torcuil gave the scythe back to death.>holodeck murder
Can't it be this TF Tracy's faggot
? Then you can custom design the scene. In fact, you can kill Trollestia as many times as you want
without actually doing so, just by using it.>>34823
Did you? I neglected to recall if you had.>>34824
Does he go on regular patrols? How many hours a day does he do that?
Not to mention the number of poners Trump can have his way with, without hopefully offending Tracy I mean its on par with fapping
>>34826>without actually doing so
There's little point then, but could simulating dozens of times give her a competence bonus?
Can I enchant a suit of light armor for Tracy?
How far can Trumpaladin move with that Helmet?
Infernuis's Police do. That's their job. But that's not the real danger. If seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people, that's headline news. Sechs will tell trumpaladin or someone will. Or he'll overhear an unusual number of "desertions" of ship crews and figure it out, or he'll call tracy and she's out, or she'll leave behind a body, or Jesus, pick any number of things that can go wrong.
If Tracy can fucking "smell semen" off of a horse that should have it inside of her, then Infernius's Gestapo can solve a crime
>>34832>seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people
It's a por. Most of the people shouldn't be permanent residents.
Well, for combat techniques (cuz, beating a practice dummy, even one that's got a dead guy roped to it) only live fighting will suffice. Thats why ordinarily you only get feats on a per 3 or 4 level basis, its assumed that you had developed the ability during the previous combat scenarios that led to the xp/level. What I'm saying is, I'll allow that the holodeck can simulate opponents effectively enough to develop feats, but you don't get any experience. Just go with it.>>34833
You make a valid point, especially with pirates (oh what, you thought Korak was the only one?)
So? If more "sailors desert" than historical average, it'll be noticed. especially if you want what, to kill every other day? So like 150 per year in a town of 2000 with a few traders passing through? No way in hell that would go unnoticed. And she'd have to hide every single body perfectly. One is found by a fisherman or farmer or hunter or hooker or who knows what and it's easy to image who done it
What exactly are the capabilities of the Gestapo? Do they have class levels or skills?
Who knows. What are Tracy's capabilities? I don't recall you rolling for smell with the semen on Trollestia
That's what I was going for. The docks are mostly fishermen and pirates, right? People probably disappear every day.
It's a small town of 2000 people. Not London or New York City. It would be noticed. Quickly.
>>34838>all this meta
Why you gotta know? Aren't I allowed to have secrets?>cries and runs away slamming the door.
Its a local population
of ~2000. There have been more and more people in and out over time, especially with all the buildings and architecture, increased commerce, not to mention the stadium - or the dog/kefka killing - and Football in particular. Port Barry is poppin' off these days.
Nigger, the coming of Korak's ship was a big deal. I've asked repeatedly whom Port barry does business with, and you've given answers that indicate little naval traffic. You've also stated no new wares have been imported in many of the shops. No, there is not heavy traffic, and you are being inconsistent by saying it is here and not in the other times I asked. And if there were, it would still be noticed
because the numbers are low enough that seven or ten or a hundred is a big number
You don't roll for scent.
I maxed-out all of her stealth-related skills.>>34841
You don't think a nest of pirates would involve someone getting stabbed or disappearing on a weekly basis? Korak was able to run a human-trafficking business under everyone's noses.
Heck, with a good Gather Information, Disguise, and Blufff check, she could disguise herself as members of opposing pirate factions and start pirate mafia wars. That'll be interesting, and could create sufficient cover for her shenanigans.
>>34844>it would still be noticed
She's a rogue, she could make it look like a fishing accident.
You think a dozen plus fishing accidents wouldn't look weird? Ddo you think she'd never roll a one? No one would ever find a body with a stab wound?
No, Korak's business was discovered by Torcuil and Trollestia within six hours of him arriving in the Harbor. Infernius has expressed an intent to use the gestapo to crush all piracy
Hmmmm. You're giving me ideas.>>34844
No new wears inventory wise, and not of the quality you're talking. There's basic, unalterable swords and general equipment available, but there aren't any Ridicular the Mighty Spear of Killing Anyone no Saving Throw-type things showing up, no.>traffic
There wasn't then. Oh, look now, there it is. Deal with it.Hey, if you can delete posts and ban people, I gotta flex my abilities ^_~
>>34844>there is not heavy traffic
It's a port. All the supplies we ever need comes in days. There has to be heavy traffic.>>34847
I'll try my luck.>>34848
He'd been doing it for years.
No, I asked where shit came from, and it mostly came from Drow and Jews and the like, and it's gone now>I'll try my luck
Why>He'd been doing it for years
Before he met the party. He died within 24 hours of meeting the party
Muh adventure. Muh fantasy.
You are being unfair in applying the rules and altering them specifically to enable drama and intra-party conflict. Why
We resolved this shit a month ago. I'm not playing that game
He just said there's heavy traffic so it's less likely for people to notice if some worthless pirate goes missing. How does that enable drama/conflict?
I'm enabling the party to choose
to act in a manner that is non-conducive to successful party relations, or
choose to work together and make compromises where behavior would otherwise burn this motherfucker down. I'd much prefer the latter desu.
Alright, but this is burn the motherfucker down
acting if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out. And if we've learned anything, we love to metagame, so they will find out, so Tracy's getting divorced and a bunch of far worse things.
>>34857>if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out
They won't. The most you could hear about is "some pirates got in a fight and stabbed each other, again".
Don't read into it too much.
I agree, and thats why I am trying to compromise with the holodeck scenario.
Bullshit. The moment Infernius and Torcuil hear "pirate" they'll go crazy because they hate pirates, launch an investigation and... low and behold, Tracy is prime suspect. She is divorced by means of a sword
>>34860>they hate pirates
The port is full of pirates. It won't make a difference if one stabs another.
Better not be any of the Fight Club either.
How many pirates are there? Tell me. Give me numbers
"Excuse me, we prefer the term private military, ever since that Trump fella showed up and killed off Ol' Korak."
Now MY ears are perking! I can hire mercenaries!!!!
>>34864>Give me numbers
Go into town for a whole day and make a Gather Info check if you want that. It'll probably just draw suspicion though.
Nigger, you're the one who thinks he can literally get away with murder on a daily basis with no rumors starting up. You tell me this shit
If meta is inevitable, don't bring it weak. You're still 150 miles away. That's no less than a 4 hour flight back, assuming you can even figure out which way to go, and the mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with.
>>34869>Aren't looking to do any deals
But I have money. Finally.>>34867
Go retrieve the gems
"Aye, and so did ol' Korak lad."
Also, I'm having a hard time figuring out what kind of creature she can 1-shot with a sneak attack. Her Sneak Attack is 8d6, but actually haven't had very many chances to use it to see how lethal it is. How can determine what kind I creature (hit-dice wise) that she can kill or cripple with her first attack?
"You were loyal to him. He's dead. Now I am here, and forgive my lack of modesty, but I'm a better businessman than he is. You'll make more under me">>34872
If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count. Maybe wolves also
>>34869>mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with
Is that due to the code for cohorts, or do pirates just generally dislike working for Paladins?
Who is speaking here?
I know how to talk to Pirateshttps://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/35c72bf6-c703-4c08-b8a6-4c2480ee163f>>34875
It's a hypothetical meta conversation. Nothing in game
>>34873>If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count.
Idk if she can Sneak Attack while she's carrying a shiny gold paladin, desu...
"You're not gettin' it lad. The fact is, our loyalty is to our skins first
, and to be honest, we don't trust you."
"Just some random guy who might be at a bar somewhere, and nobody else." turns back to his drink.
Just a random dialogue that might have happened at some point.
They can dismount>>34878
Fucking Torcuil and his pet fucking things up for us
"That was Torcuil damn it! He attacked! I, by contrast, never break a convanent. I would never do as he did.
After all, you all are so much more valuable to me alive"
Sure, but to Sneak Attack something by herself, wouldn't she have to leave him alone at a distance, which she wouldn't do..
She can turn into a heavy warhorse too with a Control Shape check, can't she?
They can be on either side of a road as bandits approach, Trump in the open in the front and her sneaking up on the flank
Will we have time to get to any combat tomorrow?
It's late. I'm going to bed.
Do you mean while mounted?
Technically, she just has to be behind them or striking from concealment>>34886
I don't see why not.
Does she need a Concentration check?
Sorry, but I do. 'Night
To assume hybrid shape. Does Control Shape require a check every round?
If you're mounted, which was what we agreed turns her into a cauchemar entirely, yes.
Oh, so she has to stay in monstrous form while mounted? It doesn't just require a Control Shape check to evade involuntary transformation?
Alright then, noted for the future.
Also, to fake death, does that require a Bluff check or a perform check?
But if she stops smoking and flaming, she just looks like a dark blue Shire plow horse in a weird amount of black leather, right?
I'm sorry. I can't meta any longer. Passing out.
Pick your poison, either one could be put to the dice.
Why would Thez have intervened to save Torcuil, but she didn't give a shit when he shot me, and a while ago, when I asked Thez "can you please stop Torcuil from coming to kill me" she basically responded "don't be afraid of death you coward"?
Can a player make itself appear dead with a bluff check.I was exhausted, so I had the shitty idea to use her +19 Bluff check to play possum, since a nightmare's flames go out when it dies. It's a retarded idea. I need to sleep...
Can her glasses create an illusion that overshadows the illumination affect?
It was a good shot.
There was little time to intervene anyway. Drawing the gun is a free action with those cuff-links.
Because I told you, it didn't harm
you, it just stung.>coward
Thez is a shitposter>>34903
Sleep, I'll think on it.
You said before that Tracy can control the smoke and flames at will right?
Being mounted turns her into +1600 pounds of pure sex; she'd have to roll every turn to avoid involuntary transformation, like a werewolf, apparently.
Alright, now I'm absolutely going to bed.
Think of it as an involuntary response to being so close to Flashy Kun, since you keep insisting on that e_6
>>34907>+1600 pounds of pure sex
Okay, that made me laugh for a solid minute. I remember going through the old threads and seeing "1200 pounds of pure sex" and that was hilarious as well>>34909
So can she not turn fire and smoke off while riding her?
A psychosomatic change seems appropriate. It implies that she has the latent power to take that form, but just doesn't have any idea how to use it unless she's in the mood.>Didn't sleep
A Paladin's mount gives god tier buffs, so I'm going with "Elway stepped in to channel and maybe add power so she can be full form"
You're implying that a Divegrass playing Fiend is channeling football energy? Nah, i'd say it's just that she discovers the necessary excitement to attain a complete transformation.
Hardly. Tracy is an evil of the sort that needs to be either Destroyed or in someway harnessed and controlled. Destruction was not possible or at least not desirable under the circumstances, so a creative method of harnessing is used - make her a paldin's mount, which makes full use of the Jew powers and adds in Elway powers as well
Gasp! The power to harness the jew!
It's a pretty Kick Ass deity
It wasn't all Jewish power. Half of that was Thez's blood too. I made a point of having her take both beakers so she would be neither lawful nor Chaotic from it (because nightmares are neutral), and instead find her create her own form of ebil.
You mean the powers Thez got from that psycho uber-feminist? So you have jew powers and feminist powers?
Are there any other fiends Tracy can eat? They can't all be Jewish.
What kind of powers does feminism give you?
Thez's devil sire was the Golden Lady, who is a bitch so feminist she could work in Hollywood. When you take Thez's demon powers, you are taking the Golden Lady's demon powers>>34921
You tell me
Not all devils and fiends are feminists and jews, these ones happen to be.
What about her was feminist? She just seemed like the kind of high-and-mighty, condescending sort of character you'd expect from a literal god.>You tell me
*Throws him off her back*
We on top nao
My Character and Infernius had a very long conversation with Thez that you were not present for that explained the Golden Lady
If she has Jew power, can she smell gold and weasle out of tipping at restaurants?>>34925>you were not present for
*Butt obscures world*
*Tears off shoes and pants*
"Be gentle with those damn it!"
I asked a large number of questions about why the Golden Lady paralyzed Torcuil, Infernius and I, while Tracy and Tay were ignored. The answer was something along the lines of those two responding in a particularly "feminine" form of defiance that she wanted to hear while I attempted to talk my way out and Torcuil and Infernius, while defiant, weren't defiant in quite the right way. She said that in general the golden lady is a sort of upholder of that which is feminine, I guess in the lawful evil sense>>34927
If i can call a mount I can deflate a mount right?
It'll only be that way if he has the gall to resist, but yes.
I'm too exhausted to type it out though. Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time.>>34928>Deflate
He'd still have a 1200-1400 pound warhorse on his face, and this position could arguably count as mounted, from a psychosomatic perspective (it's all in her head, after all).
Seriously though, Trump is in full plate, and Tracy is sitting on him. Its not as simple as declaring 'ripping his pants off'.>>34928>deflate
As in dismiss? No.
She can use her jaws to tear things off, can't she?
She could at least open the armor hatch (all medieval suits of armor have one) for easy access.
>>34929>it's all in her head, after all
No it ain't. A Paladin's mount is a gift from the deity to help him in his quest>Whatever happened, she sat on him the whole time
Like what could she do?>>34930
I can't dismiss a mount?
Yes, but there's Korak's pimp suit to contend with in that event.>>34932
Not a player
I remember at least four verses that included having secks with horses as part of the "Quest".>>34933
... Hypothetically could the Pimp suit be repaired?
What do I have to roll to get myself out of this? An opposed grapple check? An attack of opportunity? Can I put the helm on?>>34934
Oh don't you dare damage that pimp suit you faggot!
She's got both his arms, torso, and head pinned under her Yuge-class butt.
..You wanted to see the feminist powers in action...
*Refrains from ripping through suit*
The pimp suit exceeds anyone's current ability to modify or repair.>>34935
Technically, the whole thing is contestable since no dice have been rolled yet.
I think she's too big for a successful 69
Long neck, high dexterity.
Oh well then he sure as shit better not damage it if we can't even find a tailor for it
It can't be tailored? Wasn't it originally made to fit a Dwarf?
GM, is >>34939
accurate and Cauchemar tracy could at once sit on a guy's torso but also suck him off?
I would think a Paladin's mend spell could do something
Ever seen a horse sit? She could reach.
He should focus on his part, because he's not moving until she's happy.>>34943
I thought that only worked on non-magical objects?
You seriously want a ruling. Thats not a question, I'm marveling. Since you asked, I wonder if he can stick his head up innit.>>34944>reach
You're not helping
....I don't like oral sex>>34945
That was a legit question because I have no idea
Neither do I. This is feminism.
No feminism! Do it the way God intended - with the semen in the horse vagina. She can be on top if she wants
Logistically speaking, yes, she could reach.
I gotta crash, catch you guys later
Alright, you sexist, bigot.
*Turns around and does whatever until her faggot recovers from hibernation, pinning him the whole time*
*Is milked by demon horse*
>*is sat on until passed out*
>*wakes up the next morning in camp*
Can I get an answer to that multi-weapon fighting feat?
I want to impale targets three times at once.
Yes, while it doesn't afford any additional attacks/round, it could enable a simultaneous triple-stab sneak attack.
>>34956>triple-stab sneak attack
That's all I needed.
Can I make a Triple Death Attack too?
As long as the victim is studied for 3 rounds before performing the 3x, the sneak attack (so damage) can also be a death attack (save or die).
Does a Death Attack stack with a sneak attack? Do targets still take sneak attack damage if they succeed their saving throws?
It can, yes. Sneak attack by its self is easier to do, but sneak/death attack is perfectly permissible.
For the sake of range estimate, what kind of monster (hit-dice wise) can she one-shot with a good sneak attack at her level? I just want to figure out what I can hope will die on the first strike.
A level 12 rogue can deal 6d6, or about 21 additional damage with a sneak attack. If all three strikes land, that's 63 damage. So you could kill a Torcuil, for example
Also, can she go hunting in the morning during the time Trumpaladin is asleep in the cuckshed she built overnight?
Why would Tracy have three attacks per round? A level 12 rogue only has 2 attacks per round
Tracy is 1 Blackguard, 1 Assassin, and 14 Rogue yes?
Assuming all three hit it would be: [A+B+C weapon damage (including bonuses)]+45d6, in that each attack (weapon) is a separate sneak attack, gaining the 15d6 damage off the weapon's specific damage.
>>34783tries not to get erect... fails.>>34772>>34788
where is infernuis on the list?>>34785
its in my backstory queer.>>34796
dont feel so down, this is the song i think of when it comes to tracy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdpt4W7_XNg>>34810
i said i give an infernuis stunner (like stone cold.)>>34838
if you murder any of my men we will have an issue.
Now where the hell do those numbers come from? The wiki says
The rogue’s attack deals extra damage any time her target would be denied a Dexterity bonus to AC (whether the target actually has a Dexterity bonus or not), or when the rogue flanks her target. This extra damage is 1d6 at 1st level, and it increases by 1d6 every two rogue levels thereafter.
Should the rogue score a critical hit with a sneak attack, this extra damage is not multiplied.
Excuse me, I used the wrong multiples. Yes, it would be 24d6, not 45d
Ponies mouths count as hands for the purpose of holding tools.
The multi-weapon fighting feat allows for characters with three or more "hands" to hold an equal number of weapons without penalty.>>34967
I think I'll only advance her as a Rogue from now on.. I wanted Aura of Despair, but I think she'll be better off getting to ebin level first, so she can get one of those ebin bonus feats.>>34968
She'll only murder pirates who cause trouble, alright? She won't touch anyone who might be missed.>where is Infernuis on the list?
not telling (also, I threw away the key to the point system)I really like your character though>>34970
How much damage is that per turn?
Like what kind of game is there in the forest?
What's Trumpaladin's base attack bonus?
That would depend on the weapons used (must be piercing), but its that's an increased damage of + 24<x<144 over the modified damage all the combined weapons,... so yeah, murder.>>34972
There's game. You can hunt if you want, but I'm not gonna do full combat for it. Roll a survival check to catch something.
I think you're including the assassin and blackguard levels into it, when only the rogue levels count. It should be 7d6 per attack that lands, for 21d6 if all three land. Also, does she have 12 ranks in rogue and 3 in blackguard or 14 ranks in rogue and 1 in black guard?
[1d20+19 = 30]>>34974
*duct-tapes snoring Trumpaladin to back*
Is the cumulative the "base"? Or is it just 16 as the base?
No, assassin also gets sneak damage dice, which expressly stack with rogue sneak.>levels
That's my one question. I don't remember which.
[1d20+20 = 30]>>34977
Also, Move Silently, so he doesn't wake up.
16 is the base, and each additional attack gets 5 less for bonus
Now I'm confused too..
Epic prestige classes like Divine Emissary require a 23 base attack bonus. How does one attain that if their attack bonus doesn't increase after 20th level?
Epic BAB increases by 1 every 2 levels.
>Is the least liked character here
*sad blackguard noises...*
That's not true, the least-liked character has been starving for days in a body-cast.
i want to be a divine emissary.
I want to figure this out, so I can decide weather or not to advance as a Rogue to become a Perfect Wight, or as a Blackguard/Assassin to get other cool stuff.>>34983
So, a paladin/Cleric/blackguard would have to be level 26 to become a Divine Emissary?>>34986
Get weapon focus in that Fash-axe. You get automatic proficiency in it since Hitler is a war god, not to mention that Minotaur's also get proficiency in battleaxes.
*wakes up and starts tearing the shit off of him to get off the horse's back*
how long would it take to get weapon focus in the training room??
Without knowing the level distribution, that sounds about right>>34986
All in good time. While Tracy is catching boars (its boars btw), did you want to continue trolling Darkie?
About a week, game-time
yes i do.
i bring him his soup.
Also, you'd have to complete some great mission/feat/quest in the name of Hitler to earn the class as your deity's favorite champion.
I suggest gassing the kikes (for real this time).
Thanks for the reminder. Also, if Infernius does a stunner, wouldn't it also be kind of like a gore, since he's got a horn?
oh i can't be one then.
yea that's what i was thinking.
How can he do a "stunner"?
Trumpaladin frees himself of the devil horse
What's the clearest path for Tracy to become a Perfect Wight?>>34988>>35001No staph. he was were supposed to wake up in the cuckshed to the smell of bacon. Don't ruin muh scene.The duct-tape is fucking inescapeable anyway, so better off snoozing until she finishes cooking breakfast.>>34996
Why? It's still 7 levels away until he has the attack bonus.
Stunning Fist (if that's what you meant) requires a selected feat, unless you're a Monk.
i would have to get hitlers attention.
>>35004Okay...why does she take him though? To prevent him from escaping if he wakes up?
>Torc's faggot dies from exhaustion
I don't think he was going for the stunning strike, it was just a meme-reference>>35004
Yeah about that duct tape,...>clearest path
I don't know, and it would take me time to figure out>>35006
Still on about that are you? How many times have you heiled?>>35009
[1d20 = 8]
*lays sleeping husbando in cuckshed*
Rolling to buck tree for an apple or something to put in its mouth.>>35007She has more ranks in survival while he's touching her.Would he have tried to escape? If so,
Did you consider putting more ranks into Knowledge-Religion? You could probably discover the quest yourself if you studies the holy book.
yea i have 10 ranks in it.
Actually, could they have also made some non-magical duct tape for day-to-day utility, using regular glue? Sovereign Duct tape is for more extreme issues, like holding dams together in an earthquake...
>>35010Choirs are exhausting man
So what have I missed?
Alas poor Torcuil's Faggot, we hardly knew ye>>35010>How many times have you heiled?
This. Trumpaladin is one of the shittiest paladins in the history of Paladins, but Elway is at least getting a return on his investment. He built a stadium, mentions football in every public speech which is often, goes to games, and is well on his way to expanding the franchise to a second city>>35012Kek, that's resourceful at least
Try rolling a knowledge check to find out your lord's mission for you.
Is a Cleric answering his lord's ambition an easy, basic, or tough question DC?
Kek, that they are
Well, Tracy is roasting a boar in unknown place #7, Torcuil and Thez are still on a beach finding their bearings, Infernius is still trolling Darkie, and I'm free for the day, so can actually do stuff.
"I don't suppose you know how to Teleport?" Thez asks.>>35015
Duct tape is
>>35018>Is finding out the purpose God has set for you an easy or difficult question
......>>35019>Duct tape is magic tho
This. Wait. Can we manufacture it and sell it?
Sure, Sparintenar would love that shit, especially if its camo'd.
*wipes away tears*
sieg heil! sieg heil! sieg heil!
"Yeah, I can teleport. To the tower I assume?"
Try walking througfh town and healing the poor or other kinds of charity. From logs I've read, it's normal for Clerics and Paladns to get swamped with poor people begging for healing wherever they go. Charity/sacrifice earns them Good Boi Points.>>35020
Well, a Cleric should at least have a good hunch about what his god wants him to do, maybe he can get a bonus for Reading the whole Mein Kampf 6 gorillion times (also, Read Magick spell + Divination).
Deutschland Deuschland über alles!
That reminds me, we can charge for medical services. I think we can also sell use of the entertron to people far away who have someone they want resurrected
Möge das deutsche Volk für immer regieren!
so have i made it to the drow with his soup yet?
Can they get tendies with good boi points?
*lays beside husbando*>Paladin charging money for the needy to use his Law on Hands ability.
Don't be a Jew, Anon.
"Unless you're keen on exploring. Gimme a sec." <whoooof>>>35027
It suddenly occurs to Infernius that there is no possible way that the party could have eliminated all the (((rats))). Knowing how they work and operate, they are sure to have multiple bases of operation, and be inter-connected across the map.>>35023<whoooof> "...left the goddamn glider-wings in the Court City. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh well," she ports in mid-rant.
"There's several settlements and smaller cities to the north, and a few larger cities to the west. I don't recognize any of them, but if you want to gather information we can do that, but I'd just as soon get back. I had an idea for the Fight Club, especially with the potential for liches and vampires from the Court,">>35028
Uh, unless you stopped on the way. "Not to be cheeky, but how am I to eat it?"
For Clerics, I guess you'd need a certain number to get good effects from Spells like Planar Ally. Also, their Holy scripture probably has it's own requirements for charity.
Paladins are (normally) required to do everything they can to help those in need, so long as it doesn't require performing ebil acts to do so.>>35031
>>35030>Wakes up>Wonders if it was all just a bad dream>Demon Horse is there>Nope, it's real>She's at least pretending to be nice, so there's that
*pets horsey or pony as appropriate*
"D'aww, you made me breakfast? That's so sweet"
*inspects bacon for authenticity*
can you describe the way the cast is made around his head?
"Good morning, Flashy."
I was absent during the casting (I wanted to leave his head in a bucket, remember? Xp) but I would assume it would fully encapsulate his body from the neck down.
"Good morning Tracy"
*removes knife from pony mouth*
*inserts tongue into pony mouth*
"Is there a way I could leave a... a...
Ah fuck what was it called..."
Torc paces a bit before remembering
"Ah yes, a waypoint here so I could teleport back if I wanted? Either way I'm ready to head back."
>>35037>only the neck down
Does it impair his Concentration? Otherwise, couldn't he just use the Alter Self spell and an Escape Artist check to turn into a viper and slip out?>>35038
"You don't need to waypoint this location. Now that you're aware of it, you can teleport here at will. I'm rdy to go.">>35041
Alter self requires movement and gestures to cast, even as an assassin; not an option.>>35040
"As undignifying as it is, I'll take it."
*takes knife back*
*cuts into pork and serves it*
"Are you ready to go on an adventure today, ~Flashy?">>35042>gestures
This is news to me, what does Tracy need to do for her spells? It doesn't require some ninja hand-sign, does it?>tfw no fingers
D'aww. Has breakfast with pony>>35044
"I have things I need to do, but sure. What do you have in mind?"
"open mouth or me cant feed."
Torc teleport to the tower
Depends on the spell. Alter self requires verbal and somatic (body movement) to cast. Each spell has particular requirements (materials negated)>>35047
"Oh fine, AHHH," he says with a bit of spite.>>35048
Where in the tower?
*makes sure to get all of the vegetables in the spoon.*
K. Torcuil and Thez <POP> back to the tower. Distantly, they hear a very irritated "AHHHH".
"IIIIIIIIIIIIII'NIIIIIIIIIIS!" Thez yells.
"It irks me to let those targets get away... What do you say we investigate the area and see where they went today?"
"Now what the hell is he doing?"
Torc heads to the room where the voice came from
"Do you mean in the Ethereal realm? I personally am just fine to be the target that got away"
"There were several Ebil auras, don't you think we should investigate?"Also, I'm starving for XP.
Torcuil arrives and Thez <whoooof> appears to see Infernius about to spoon-feed Darkie, who's got his mouth open like,... well like a hospital patient in a body cast.
"Uhhh, Infernius, what are you doing?
"hey ana, darkie was hungry."
"Uh yeah, I thought we were starving him. Have you tried interrogating him first?"
"We where leaving him in solitary containment!
Trust me, its effective..."
"no but he might be more inclined to talk if we feed him."
"I know, that's why not being solitary and
feeding him baffles me.">>35063
"This! Bloody hell, don't stop, please. I'll tell you what I know! Ahhhhh!" he says much more graciously, hoping Infernius will continue.
Torc considers punching Darkie in the face
"here comes the luftwaffe."
"If while wondering through the mountains here we stumble upon a Great Wyern Red Dragon, we can teleport out, you can jaunt, and we can run like hell. What happens if we encounter something too strong to kill in the Ethereal realm? Does it have a way to follow us if we juant? Is it faster than us? We can't teleport. You can't hide or do sneak attacks. I can't dismount and do flank attacks. If we die on the material plane, Thez can get out stuff. If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver. And our souls may even be taken.
You tell me just precisely what
those things are, how you are sure they won't kill us, and how you plan to kill them, then maybe we'll go."
>>35057>fast forwarding a bit to finish breakfast and get the show on the road>*slices out large, generous portion of the porkbelly for Trumpaladin*>[hungry hoers noises]>*ferociously into the remains of the carcass and eats as ferociously as a pregnant monster-hoers would* (says something about cravings)
*munch* "I've always been so fucking hungry these past few months..!"*munch*>*looks at body, ribs no-longer exposed*
"...and I've been putting on a lot of weight too..." *munch*
Okay, now Thez is embarrassed for
him, but mutters "I hope the Tower surveillance system is getting all this, for blackmail purposes.">>35067>we can teleport out"
Um, how exactly?
>>35067>If we die on the Ethereal plane, it's gone forver.
Her Etherealness would end as soon as she's incapacitated.
"I'm not afraid, Flashy. I'm confident if we're together."
[affectionate hoers noises]>>35069>Tower surveillance system
Doesn't he have a Helm of Teleportation?>>35071Pls gib bootz for Sneak Attacks. They're more useful on her.
*infernuis turns his head in such a way that darkie cant see and flashes the biggest smile to thez then goes back to regular infernuis expression and continues feeding him*
>>35070GM explicitly said we'd both get killed and we would have lost our equipment if we got too close to those who-knows-whats. What more do you want?
"Why though? If we kill bandits here we make it safer for travelers and can take the loot. If we kill a dragon we can take a hell of a lot of loot. If we locate a city we can add a trading partner, and I have been meaning to find a source of iron so we can send it to Krenshall. The material realm gives us much more to gain and is a hell of a lot less risky"
>>35075Bandits probably aren't ebil, let alone ebil enough to have auras.
"What bandits?Are you saying you just want to make our way home on hoof, Flashy?"She never implied she want to be ethereal again, btw.
Helm of Flash-Step (quickened Dimension Door, range limit 100')>>35075
This. Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
>>35077>Etherealness doesn't end when incapacitated
Oh. Good to know then.
She'll go wherever he wants to; just decide where to go so we can get to the exploring/combat/whatever.
"Why don't we follow that footpath to the base of the mountain?"
"You uh,... seem to,... know?
what you're doing, so I'll be back," she says with a <whoooof>.
"That's fine by me, ~Flashy."
*buries bones, stamps out fire, and tramples cuckshed*>a few minutes later
They're on the road.
[1d20+21 = 37]
*follows path to the base of the mountain*
Rolling to Spot any nearby creatures
"I've got a bad feeling about the point where the trail meets the mountain. Seems like an ambush or drop off point. Same with where the trail meets the forest."
[1d20+21 = 36]>>35083
Listen check as well
[1d20 = 2]>>35084
forgot to roll for the spot
[1d20+20 = 34]>>35085
And Search, to inspect the path ahead for anything peculiar
Detect Good, because why not.
Why even fucking roll with those bonuses?and how do I calculate character bonuses
"Yeah.. If I were setting up an ambush, this would be where I'd do it...">on guard, but still moving quickly down the path, keeping a close eye* (tfw eyes on both sides of the head to detect predators) on the forest on either side of the path
The area outside the path is full of thick undergrowth, making movement more difficult (1/4 speed, without incurring penalties). There are some gradually increasing slopes further on, and the area has sparse trees.>>35085>>35087
So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
[1d20 = 13]>>35087
Trumpaladin does a search check, looking for broken limbs, and any big gashes and disruptions in the ground, grass or mud>>35088
For the most part, I think good aligned creatures will not be inclined to ambush us. Although Tracy might look like a good target. They may be confused as fuck by the Paladin riding the fiend though
>>35092>So Tracy is basically in "gimme something to kill" mode?
[1d20 = 6]>>35090
Panzerkampfwagen? Panther? Tiger? Stug III?
Rolling for a sidequest cause bored
So is the path clear, and is the flora basically brush?
I think that's mostly to prevent ambush
[1d20+3 = 12]>>35094
*uses glasses of Disguise*
Disguise Check to appear less monstrous
Just proceed down the path and spam spot and what have you checks
Ddo you want to follow the path to wherever it leads (back into the woods) or do you want to go into the mountains?
[1d20+19 = 21]>>35097
Roll a Bluff too, because it's higher rank
He's the one steering. Either is fine.
[1d4+4 = 8]>>35089
What manner of bonuses? Skills?>all these spam-checks
"so where are you're friends?"
Well here's the thing. If you look at the map, there is a city on the other side of the mountains. There's also one a bit to the Northeast past the forest. Mountains also are home to dragons, although not all dragons are small enough to not run like hell from. The path, however, likely leads back to something sentient somewhere, my bet is a village. I have no idea if diplomacy will do well or not
Proceed further down path approaching the base of the mountain
Ah, Tiger II
Have fun with that engine transmission>>35103
Like the stat based bonuses
nah i changed production to the Maus
Tracy doesn't actually care what she's doing, as long as she can do things with her husband.
The village seems like the more reasonable venture desu,.just because the characters wouldn't think of venturing at a length attack dragons in their own territory when they don't even know they're there.>Forgetting that dragons live in other places too
"Friends? You don't know how drow work do you? Our partnership was based on mutual self-interest, not some particular alliegence to one another." True>>35108
I'm still not sure what you mean. Stat (str, dex, etc.) bonuses are +1 for every 2 points above 10 (+1 at 12, +2 at 14, etc.). For skills, each skill pertains to a stat (dex for tumbling, for example) and applies any modifier from it to the check, above the skill level the character has.>>35110
Oh make up your mind,.... Do you want to kill things or not? Random encounters are the worst, but I've already done up a thing.
I want to kill shit. I'll take the risk.
Darkie could use a Friendship lesson from Twilight.
"ok Do you know you're they are?"
Have fun crossing bridges>>35112
The stats, thats exactly what I was looking for. Thx m8
I'm just thinking about what I
would want to see if I were there. There are so many trees - it's like every square inch of the American South from San Antonio to Savannah that isn't walmarts or swamps is pine trees, so I've seen enough, whereas the mountains of Greece and Costa Rica and West Virginia - seen in passing - are beautiful.>>35116>Tracy>Friends
GM, what is my constitution score?
She'll go wherever she's steered.
you are both rouges so there is some common ground.
Uh... further down the path? Let's just see if anything finds us at the mountain
You wanna try that again? o_o>>35113
Alright. Tracy can hear the sound of movement somewhat far off, along the patches of woods that separate the path from the mountain, but can't see anything yet. There's a good number of them.
(sorry, lagging, gonna reboot)
kek brain fart. infernuis said that in character though.
Detect evil and spot check, which Trumpaladin would be doing regardless
[1d20+19 = 29]>>35124
*slows down and veers off to the brush on the opposing side, observing the situation*
"... Something's there."
She draws her cane, looses her chain and approaches more slowly.
Sense Motive to figure out if they've been spotted spotted yet.
Or more importantly, if they're approaching.
"Do you know where they are?"
[1d20 = 7]>>35127
Dismounted or no?
Trumpaladin draws the Bees and draws Vanderiem
My guess is no
She's been mounted the whole time.
A good number of faint evil signatures. And squawking.>>35127
"No. The spellcaster had a pocket dimension we would disembark from and return to, connecting wherever we were (which was always a different locale) to wherever we were operating in." True
"what is your name and what are there names?"
Tracy turns towards the squawking, confused but curious.