This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
>>35487
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.
[1d20 = 5]
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
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You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?
>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?
>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
>>35496
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
>>35498
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
>>35501
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
>>35502
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
>>35503
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
>>35504
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.
You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.
You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
>>35505
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?
>also
>>35512
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
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>>35517
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
>>35520
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.
"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.
"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
>>35520
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.
Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.
Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
>>35522
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
>>35523
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.
"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.
"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
>>35525
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
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>>35526
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
>>35527
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
>>35520
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
>>35529
What is an SB?
You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
What is an SB?
You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
>>35530
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
>>35529
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
Baking btw
>>35533
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
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