This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
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>>35328
Why you post such evil gifs? He doesn't want a child that's 25% Judeo-bolshevik and 25% uber feminist. If it must be part Jewish, at least let it be the good kind of Jew
Why you post such evil gifs? He doesn't want a child that's 25% Judeo-bolshevik and 25% uber feminist. If it must be part Jewish, at least let it be the good kind of Jew
>>35338
Good point. It might just be a "normal" baby.
My point is that it's not going to be drastically affected by anything she eats, if you put it in context with the circumstances of its birth.
>>35336
>25% this
>25% that
I don't think that's how peculiar creatures work in a fantasy setting. If it has Ebil Outsider characteristics, it would't necessarily be of Jewish nature, since it's twice passed-down and hybridized. It could be its own unique essence.
>good kind of Jew
>lol
Good point. It might just be a "normal" baby.
My point is that it's not going to be drastically affected by anything she eats, if you put it in context with the circumstances of its birth.
>>35336
>25% this
>25% that
I don't think that's how peculiar creatures work in a fantasy setting. If it has Ebil Outsider characteristics, it would't necessarily be of Jewish nature, since it's twice passed-down and hybridized. It could be its own unique essence.
>good kind of Jew
>lol
"A deal is a Deal"
"kill him and put him back in the cast if he tries anything ana."
*opens cast*
"kill him and put him back in the cast if he tries anything ana."
*opens cast*
>>35344
>Deeper Darkness
>Dimensional Door
>Alter Self:Pegasus
>Pass Without a Trace
He can cast all those spontaneously...
>Deeper Darkness
>Dimensional Door
>Alter Self:Pegasus
>Pass Without a Trace
He can cast all those spontaneously...
>>35345
Infernius is a particularly stupid and imprudent form of good, but whatever. That's his character. Mine would never trust Darkie that much, or would let him go with the intention of him escaping and then Scrying or whatever his location. But maybe infernius's leaps of faith in trusting others is better than my "never trust anyone" approach. Maybe he'll get further than I could have. Let's see
Infernius is a particularly stupid and imprudent form of good, but whatever. That's his character. Mine would never trust Darkie that much, or would let him go with the intention of him escaping and then Scrying or whatever his location. But maybe infernius's leaps of faith in trusting others is better than my "never trust anyone" approach. Maybe he'll get further than I could have. Let's see
After loading everything, Tracy allows Trumpaladin to mount her and continues down the path.
>>35352
Are they still going towards the mountain, or towards the settlement or something you mentioned?
>>35352
Are they still going towards the mountain, or towards the settlement or something you mentioned?
[1d20+21 = 30]
They could probably see further if they were higher up.
Sensing his intention, Tracy flies ~60 feet in the air, and makes her own search check.
They could probably see further if they were higher up.
Sensing his intention, Tracy flies ~60 feet in the air, and makes her own search check.
be back in 30 minutes.
>>35351
The fastest way tbh is to cut his head off and throw that in the Entertron. "Kinda why I wanted to keep his head in a bucket," Thez says with a hint of sarcastic irritation.
>>35359
>>35360
At 60' Tracy realizes, "I can't see shit from this altitude." and feels compelled to go higher. Its at about 250-300' that she starts to notice a pattern. There's a mountain range right to Tracy's right. It looks kind of familiar and it reminds her of,...
The bebes. Which way are the bebes?
The fastest way tbh is to cut his head off and throw that in the Entertron. "Kinda why I wanted to keep his head in a bucket," Thez says with a hint of sarcastic irritation.
>>35359
>>35360
At 60' Tracy realizes, "I can't see shit from this altitude." and feels compelled to go higher. Its at about 250-300' that she starts to notice a pattern. There's a mountain range right to Tracy's right. It looks kind of familiar and it reminds her of,...
The bebes. Which way are the bebes?
>>35365
"um vrees there might be a problem, you'll get 5% percent because this isnt going to be pleasant."
"um vrees there might be a problem, you'll get 5% percent because this isnt going to be pleasant."
>>35365
I was thinking I should make her more nervous about those birds.. She's even less comfortable with leaving them in the stables now...
If that's the direction of the tower (where she's going), Tracy flies off towards the mountain range, unless Trumpaladin greatly objects to it.
I was thinking I should make her more nervous about those birds.. She's even less comfortable with leaving them in the stables now...
If that's the direction of the tower (where she's going), Tracy flies off towards the mountain range, unless Trumpaladin greatly objects to it.
>>35368
I kind of wanted to see if there were any settlements, cities, or civilizations or factions to explore. Of course there's the thing with the Drow Trumpaladin would have wanted to do anytways, he wants to revive pirates and convince them to work for him, and so forth. If Tracy says anything about the Birds, Trumpaladin will say "Oh don't worry,
Trollestia is good with children and will look after them"
I kind of wanted to see if there were any settlements, cities, or civilizations or factions to explore. Of course there's the thing with the Drow Trumpaladin would have wanted to do anytways, he wants to revive pirates and convince them to work for him, and so forth. If Tracy says anything about the Birds, Trumpaladin will say "Oh don't worry,
Trollestia is good with children and will look after them"
>>35371
If the mountain range is recognizable, that means that following it will lead them back to the tower
If the mountain range is recognizable, that means that following it will lead them back to the tower
>>35374
Yes it is. Also, would she not like it if he went back up north later with Fae or perhaps Trollestia?
Yes it is. Also, would she not like it if he went back up north later with Fae or perhaps Trollestia?
What time of day is it in game? A bit before noon?
>>35376
And don't even think about murdering sailors in Trumpaladin's Jurisdiction. Jesus, Paladins are supposed to kill evil outsiders everywhere, but I toned his white-knightedness down so that he only gives a shit about people under his "jurisdiction," and that includes Travellers in his city. Want to do random stabbing, go to Cardishor or Krenshall. Some place he isn't legally and morally obligated to divorce her, renounce her, kill her, then have sex with a good-aligned celestial charger over her corpse if she's murdering visitors
And don't even think about murdering sailors in Trumpaladin's Jurisdiction. Jesus, Paladins are supposed to kill evil outsiders everywhere, but I toned his white-knightedness down so that he only gives a shit about people under his "jurisdiction," and that includes Travellers in his city. Want to do random stabbing, go to Cardishor or Krenshall. Some place he isn't legally and morally obligated to divorce her, renounce her, kill her, then have sex with a good-aligned celestial charger over her corpse if she's murdering visitors
>>35378
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"
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>>35390
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
[7d8 = 39]
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.
>>35396
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...
As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...
Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.
Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...
But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
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>>35415
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
>>35419
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
>>35422
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
>>35427
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
>>35423
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
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>>35436
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
>>35439
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."
Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
>>35440
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
>gilliana
>>35443
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
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>>35449
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*
"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
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"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
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>>35451
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
>>35452
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
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>>35452
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
*continues moving towards tower once again*
>>35455
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.
I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it
But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"
>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"
>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
>>35459
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
>>35460
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
>>35461
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
*is still speeding towards the tower*
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
>>35467
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
>>35469
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
>>35470
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait
>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait
>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
>>35476
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
>>35480
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
>>35479
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
>>35481
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"
Looks away for a moment
"Only moderately successful....
What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
>>35487
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.
"Yes, I have graciously accepted their pleads to aid you in your quest to strike back at those nefarious villains who have absconded with your rightful treasure that I get 5% of." Cheesy grin.
[1d20 = 5]
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
>>35491
Her face squints for a moment. <whooof> and she kicks his hooves out from under him, and walks off whistling innocently.
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[1d20+23 = 34]
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?
>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
You know what? Can I add in a sense motive? Do I need to talk for him for a hell of a lot longer to get anything?
>>35496
"How long had you been in Port Barry before we found you?"
>>35496
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
I'm also going to have to have an awkward conversation with Trollestia that will make all of Torcuil's communications with her seem like masterpieces of social interaction
>>35498
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
"Oh you found me right off the bat,... habibi, but you didn't figure out who it was until well after we'd done our business. I mean,... before those dreadful thieves came and absconded with your goods!"
>>35501
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
"We came here tracking the pirate Korak, we didn't even know about you until after we were all settled in." True
>>35502
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
"Where did you come from?
What were your previous interactions with Korak?
How did you then learn about our gold?"
>>35503
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
He sighs consolingly. "I know, you'd love to think that this ship is entirely yours and that no one has ever used it or knows anything about it, but thats simply not so. Whats more, you went around throwing coin for every trinket we showed you. It doesn't take a genius to realize "Oh hey, maybe they have it in the floating crystal that happens to have an expansive vault that I've never been to before."."
"As for where I come from, that's a very long story that perhaps I'll tell you once I've rested a bit. Some ghastly miscreants had me encased in solid metal for days! Can you imagine?" he says with almost imperceptible sarcasm.
>>35504
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.
You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
"I see. I thought you had used magic on the gold I presented you, but what you tell me tells me much as well.
You used this facility before? Can you tell me something, anything, about the previous party and their adventures?"
>>35505
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?
"We have additional rooms upstairs that are fairly nice, if you would like one"
GM, before you leave, can I approach Trollestia on an occasion to do it alone?
>also
>>35512
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
Thez wanders in, sees Infernius still lying on the floor, sighs and smiles. "You big oaf." Placing her hand against him, <whooof>.
After feeding her birds, Tracy plants two of her poles outside the entrance for aesthetics, and gets to work on preparing the fiend corpses, out in front of the stables.
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>>35517
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
After butchering the fiend coprses and packaging them in the freezer (the tower does have a freezer, right?), Tracy heads down to the forge to see if those dimerterium shackles were ever finished, and busies herself with making moar knives.
Could she make a few punching daggers barbs/hooks in them to get stuck in her targets' bodies after a Sneak Attack? Pic Semi-related.
>>35520
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.
"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
Trumpaladin wants a knife too. A utility knife that can be used to skin hides, draw blood, cut rope, or be used as a dagger when grappled.
"Can I'z have a knife too please?"
*offers knife*
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
"All my good ones were in my bag at the dome.. I wonder whatever happened to them.."
>>35520
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.
Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
I ran a shit load of different numbers, and your biggest issue with a sneak attack will be landing the hit. The damage will be epic-tier any ways. I personally recommend getting the weapon finesse feat that way you can add your dexterity modifier to your attack rolls and get +4, and also use Darkie's Rapier of Stabbing which has a +2, for a total of +6 on top of her +11 or +12 base attack bonus.
For example, her damage from the sneak attack is so high that she'd kill Trumpaladin in a single round... If all three attacks landed. But I've made his AC so damned high that she'd need to roll something like a 12 or higher for even the first hit to land, even if he were caught without his ring shield and even if she has +5 bonus attack points I don't know about.
Against a target that actually has a reasonable AC - let's say, Trollestia, who has a 20 AC flat-footed (I'm assuming that's how you'd sneak attack her) Tracy would need to roll an 8-modifiers for the first hit to land, and something like a 13-modifiers for the second to land, and The third is either the same or an 18. However, if all three hits landed, Trollestia would be drained of more than half of her hit points in a single round.... Unless GM is adding the cohort modifier to her, in which case she'd get an additional ~84 HP...
>>35522
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
*Takes knife from pony*
*Pets pony*
"Don't worry, we'll retrieve them. Even if we didn't, there is much you can make here"
>>35523
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.
"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
I wan't planning on having her kill her immediately.
Chargers don't advance as cohorts, fyi.
They advance by character class.
"..~Hmmm..! Well, I'd like to have another crack that place to see what's inside anyway. I already registered, so I think I'll just 'skip' the line next time..."
>>35525
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
When then?
It's almost the same in terms of HP, just subtract 8 for +~76HP
"As best as we understand the Emperor's scheme, Cardishore is in on some grander conspiracy. We'll return, that is for sure. Given the risks it's best not to do it alone. We have a damned fine lead on those Drow, I suggest we follow that first"
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>>35526
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
"They seemed pretty loaded. I wouldn't mind snooping around a bit to see what everyone's so interested in."
pic unrelated
>>35527
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
"Didn't you hear? We already know what they are seeking. they are seeking fame. Validation from others."
>>35520
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
If she crafted those partly out of dimerterium, they could make a great SB for mages and monsters with annoying magick abilities. She only needs one set of shackles now that her dungeon is kill anyway, so may as well make use of the material.
Are there any kind of non-magical weapons like that? Ones made to get caught in an enemy's body for residual damage? In open-world games, weapons that caused enemies to bleed-out were always nifty to me, especially for large or fast targets.
>>35529
What is an SB?
You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
What is an SB?
You mean like a barbed weapon that causes its target to slowly bleed to death after being hit? That sounds most useful against animals and most useful as an arrow to be shot from a bow. Most targets are either soft enough to kill in one round or are hardy enough that they have all sorts of immunity and damage reduction
>>35530
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
>SB
Silver bullet: a crippling attack that nerfs the crap out of an otherwise powerful target
Yeah, it would be best for arrows, but idk how to make a crossbow she can use yet. I just thought of a small dagger that'd be so hooked it'd be difficult to tear up without messing-up the target.
Also, I got those dimerterium ingots a while back, and I want to use them for something.
>>35529
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
I expect there to be a lot of high-tech magical bullshit in Cardishore. It wouldn't hurt to have a nice anti-magic shank to throw in the gears for a Disable Device check.
Dimerterium is the best. I wish they had more options to use it in the Witcher III. The story gave me some ideas though.
>Dimeterium Shackles
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
The problem is, Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up,... and he's the only one who could pull it off atm.
>knives/daggers
Knock yourself out
Baking btw
>>35533
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
She was just seeing if they were laying around since the time she asked (months ago). They're not as important to her now since her dungeon is kill though. Tracking daggers/darts would be more useful at this point, especially if they can interfere with creature's magick abilities.
>Lenos hasn't been seen since Kiynen showed up
I ship it.
How long has he been gone? About a week give or take?
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