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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
845 replies and 61 files omitted.
Anonymous
jStTv
?
No.35288
35290
To Tracy:
"Don't let them get away! Pursue! Charge! Kill!"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35289
[frenzied monster noises]
*rears with a feverish snort*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35290
35292
>>35288
Tracy gladly complies charging toward where she's directed at full speed.
She replies something through the empathetic link, but it's unintelligible. She's just bloodthirsty.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35291
For the record, if Tracy is directed to charge, she's probably going to comply no matter what.
Js2CQ
?
No.35292
35294
[1d20 = 16]
>>35287 see >>34627
>>35290
Tracy closes distance in a single round-movement with one, but draws an attack of opportunity from it
Js2CQ
?
No.35293
[2d6+4 = 11]
The attack lands doing minimal damage. Trump's turn.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35294
>>35292
Thx, does Susan respond?
jStTv
?
No.35295
35296
[4d20 = 38]
Full round slashing
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35296
35297
>>35295
Kill. One remains, in full flight. In range, with a full round motion from Tracy, who's turn it is. (blah blah, attack of opportunity, blah murder, blah, murder murder murder, and murder murder). Okay, they're all dead. There's 8 bodies strewn about the area.
jStTv
?
No.35297
35299
[1d20 = 17]
>>35296
Trumpaladin regains lucidity, and tries to calm or stay Tracy for the moment.

Spot check. Detect evil
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35298
35302 35306
>Susan
>>35246
"You're not exactly giving me a choice in the matter. Either stew in this filth, or 'potentially' run free and frolick amongst the birds and animals, yeah?"

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35299
35300 35301 35302
Tracy slows to a stop and snorts feverishly, padding the ground beneath her.
>>35297
[frisky monster noises]
She isn't calm, but his voice comforts her
*panting* (snorting)
She turns her head and nibbles at him
"Did I do well, ~Flashy?"

AQaaannd I g2g
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35300
>>35299
Later, have fun
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35301
>>35299
*pets horsey on the head, moving her ears to and fro.*
"You did very well my beloved mount. Now listen, in case those were the attack dogs of someone more dangerous"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35302
35303
>>35299
See ya
>>35298
"You want some more food?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35303
35304 35306
>>35302
"Oh, cut the crap. What do you want to know? I'll fukkin' tell ye, just to get the show on the road. They give me magical transport devices, I get all sneaky sneaky and jack people's shit, and then use the devices to get away. Rrrrragggghhhhhh!" His body cast shakes around a bit as he fails in the attempt to flail in frustration.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35304
35307
>>35303
"Calm down mate. I was just making myself food and was wondering if you wanted any. Though, can you get me the device?"
Mr. Sneks lifts his head and stares at what seems to be causing his master distress.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35305
I gtg for an hour
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35306
35307
>>35298
>>35303
"yea thats my offer."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35307
35308 35309
>>35304
<whooof> Thez pops back in "Sorry it took so long, they insisted I beat them. By the way, the Fight Club may stop by and use the Entertron,... in a bit maybe."
>>35306
"You'll trust me, just like that. Either you're a fool, or you're supremely confident."
hij0+
?
No.35308
35311
>>35307
So assuming a follow up detect evil casting, a spot check, and hopefully what would have been listen and spot checks from Tracy all revealed nothing, Trumpaladin steps down to inspect the killed creatures. He wants to try to determine what he can about what they are, where they came from, and so forth. And of course... look for treasure or loot
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35309
35311
>>35307
"me let you decide which it is."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35310
35312 35313
Tracy moves up to one of the corpses and sniffs it curiously.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35311
35316
>>35308
No evil, and no possessions or treasure to speak of. Tracy could track. Pssst, detect evil only has a 60' range,... looking is a better way of determining threats
>>35309
He thinks for a moment. "Define help."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35312
35313
>>35310
"Want to track where these things came from? Do you have any idea what they are?"
NBd4A
?
No.35313
35314 35315
[1d20+21 = 26]
>>35310
"You think these things will taste good?" She implores, as she begins dismembering the corpses and tossing tender parts in her bag.
>>35312
"I don't know what they are, but they smell.. interesting..." *mouth waters a bit*
(this is my way of implying that she vaguely senses that they're some kind of fiend. She has a taste for fiends.
Idk if it'll work at all, but rolling a Track check to see if she has any clue where they could've come from.
hij0+
?
No.35314
35320
[1d20 = 4]
>>35313
"Careful with those! You don't know what they are or what they do"

Trumpaladin takes interesting parts himself, like feathers or beaks

Spo check, because why not
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35315
35317 35320
>>35313
"They do, and they've got 4 drumsticks each!!" Thez yells, though technically Tracy wouldn't hear her, nor would she have heard Tracy in the first place.
>infernal
...maybe,... yeah.

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35316
35318
>>35311
"you help us find our gold then you can go your own way."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35317
35318 35320
>>35315
Trumpaladin casts "Detect Poison" on the bird
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35318
35319 35320 35321 35324
>>35316
He squints his eyes and remains motionless for a moment. "I'll do it, but I will need my blades and some of that haggis," he says pointing at Torcuil's plate inb4 haggis jokes. "And I get a portion of the retrieved gold," he says, his eyebrow twitching, betraying a bit of daringly overzealous negotiating.
>>35317
Other than the intestinal tract, its clean.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35319
35322
>>35318
"you get 3%"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35320
35321 35322
>>35314
>You don't know what they are or what they do
Cast Detect Poison if you're so concerned, fgt. Even I think they look delicious.

Tracy tells Trumpaladin that she's more tan capable of handling the bodies, and that she'll give him any piece he wants later after butchering. She then unfurls her skin-sack and ties wraps the parts that didn't fit in her Bag of Holding into a bundle.
>>35315
Do "infernal" and "fiend" mean the exact same thing?
>>35318
Tracy saves the intestinal tracks in a separate container on her saddlebags, considering that they might be useful later.
>>35317
Did you ever consider asking Vadereim about monsters with Ebil Auras? An intelligent bane sword might be at least be able to identify a fiend.
Also, freaking talk to him. What's the point in having a talking sword if you never speak to him? He might know quite a bit, considering that he's a relic from a previous campaign.
hij0+
?
No.35321
35322 35328
[1d20 = 19]
>>35320
I thought about it, then figured he probably couldn't provide much more than the alignment,
but fuck it

I don't know if he can let her eat those things. Would they mutate the child? Could they? He's not going to gamble letting his his child turn into a freak just to avoid starting
a fight. He'd rather start a fight.


>>35318
Well Fuck it. Trumpaladin asks Vanderiem, who hopefully is sobering up by now
"Hey Vandy! What the hell are these things? Do you have any idea?"

Aslo, wisdom check on the type of poison in the intestines

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35322
35326 35328 35332
Thez is confused. "You're trusting him?" to Infernius
>>35319
"4.4"
>>35320
No! Glad you asked! Infernal is a blanket term referring to an external plane (outside material) that is "Not Good and not primal/natural". The NAP is infernal at the perimeter of the concept. Diabolical refers to devils and Abyssmal is then demons.
WAIT! No, Trump is right. Its so small, almost like a second appendix, except its above the throat box. These things do have a poison gland. They were never in range and still long enough to try, but they spew poison smoke.
>Vandereim
Several previous campaigns. He's literally older than Thez.
>>35321
They're from acheron meta, its a plane of war, not creepy hellish corruption.
"Fucked if I know lad. I heard ye had some drink a bit earlier tho."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35323
35326 35328
P.S. The poison in the intestines is poo.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35324
35325
>>35318
>Torc hands him a plate of haggis
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35325
35330
>>35324
"You know I'd accept it,... but this here body cast,...."
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35326
35327 35329
>>35322
Trumpaladin gives more alcohol to Vanderiem because he seems to be asking for it, and recommends to Tracy to cut off and save the poison glands.

Did Tracy's search check reveal anything?

>>35323
Kek

>>35322
>Thez is confused
Well, I can say that scene would never have gone down that way with Trumpaladin there. He can never trust any evil aligned creature than isn't Lawful - never. We'll see how it goes down
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35327
35331 35334 35335 35339
>>35326
pssst Darkie isn't evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35328
35336 35338
Spoilered
>>35321
The foal has a literal fiend for a parent. It was conceived while she was transformed: the parts of her womb that regenerated did so because of her transformation. On top of that, it was mentioned in the Elway prophecy, so it absolutely won't be a "normal" child. Eating devil-chickens won't do anything extra to it.
The baby might have uber-demigod powers or some other crazy horseshit, but I'm sure it'll still be adorable. Stop worrying about things that might "mutate"
it, because it's already more than likely to be something unique.

Sorry...
>>35322
Tracy pulls-out the poison glands and puts them together in a jar on her saddlebags.
>>35323
*dumps intestines out after realizing it's not killing anyone*
NBd4A
?
No.35329
[1d20+21 = 39]
>>35326
>Tracy's search check
You mean the Track check?
Search check because he asked.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35330
>>35325
Torc feeds susan the haggis
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35331
>>35327
....

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35332
35340
>>35322
"dont worry swetie me know how theese types get when offered a payday."
"3.5"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35334
35340
>>35327
detect good?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35335
35348 35350
>>35327
... He's an Assassin, isn't he?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35336
35337 35340 35343
>>35328
Why you post such evil gifs? He doesn't want a child that's 25% Judeo-bolshevik and 25% uber feminist. If it must be part Jewish, at least let it be the good kind of Jew
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35337
>>35336
there are no good jews.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35338
35343
>>35328
She's supposed to be a pony...
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35339
35340
>>35327
Detect stupidity
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35340
35341 35342
>>35332
"Deal. Now get me the fuck out of this cast."
>>35334
Newp
>>35336
And?
>>35339
"Definitely not"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35341
35348
>>35340
>And
Just a statement of preference. That is all
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35342
35348
>>35340
>not "Infernius radiates so hard Torc gets a headache"
"Fine, we'll let you out"
Anonymous
NBd4A
?
No.35343
>>35338
Good point. It might just be a "normal" baby.
My point is that it's not going to be drastically affected by anything she eats, if you put it in context with the circumstances of its birth.
>>35336
>25% this
>25% that
I don't think that's how peculiar creatures work in a fantasy setting. If it has Ebil Outsider characteristics, it would't necessarily be of Jewish nature, since it's twice passed-down and hybridized. It could be its own unique essence.
>good kind of Jew
>lol
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35344
35345 35348
"A deal is a Deal"
"kill him and put him back in the cast if he tries anything ana."
*opens cast*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35345
35346 35347 35349
>>35344
>Deeper Darkness
>Dimensional Door
>Alter Self:Pegasus
>Pass Without a Trace
He can cast all those spontaneously...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35346
>>35345
im sure thez is faster than him.
y/S/t
?
No.35347
[1d20 = 18]
>>35345
Torc can cast Polymorph:Dragon....

rolling for inittive just incase
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35348
35350 35351
>>35341
Sorry, I linked the wrong post. That was supposed to be >>35335
>>35342
I figured you knew already, it would be redundant.
>>35344
What kind of solid-steel body-cast can you just "open"?
Infernius realizes that letting Darkie out is going to be more difficult than he originally anticipate.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35349
35354
>>35345
Infernius is a particularly stupid and imprudent form of good, but whatever. That's his character. Mine would never trust Darkie that much, or would let him go with the intention of him escaping and then Scrying or whatever his location. But maybe infernius's leaps of faith in trusting others is better than my "never trust anyone" approach. Maybe he'll get further than I could have. Let's see
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35350
35352 35354
>>35348
>>35335
I thought Ebil was a class requirement for Assassin.
Or is he just formerly ebil?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35351
35356 35365
>>35348
Torc somehow uses magic to free Darkie...
And he plucks a hair for safe keeping
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35352
35353 35354 35355
>>35350
This. Also, Drow are Chaotic evil if I recall
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35353
>>35352
Neutral Ebil, as a society. Individuals vary.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35354
35359
>>35349
Don't worry, Thez never trusts anyone either.
>>35350
If you're asking if I (as GM and co-creator of this character) have an excuse for a non-evil character to have assassin ranks, then I assure you I do.
>>35352
Are we talking statistics, or are we talking specifics?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35355
35357
After loading everything, Tracy allows Trumpaladin to mount her and continues down the path.
>>35352
Are they still going towards the mountain, or towards the settlement or something you mentioned?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35356
35363
>>35351
can you make him ethereal?
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35357
35358
>>35355
Of Course. Where do you want to go?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35358
35359
>>35357
She doesn't care. Steer her.
hij0+
?
No.35359
35362 35365
[1d20 = 3]
>>35358
>>35354

Trumpaladin orders the horsey high up into the air. He then searches for signs of Agricultural fields, clearings, settlements, structures, and anything familair
NBd4A
?
No.35360
35362 35365
[1d20+21 = 30]
They could probably see further if they were higher up.
Sensing his intention, Tracy flies ~60 feet in the air, and makes her own search check.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35361
be back in 30 minutes.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35362
>>35359
>>35360
Did not see that he ordered (or just asked?) her to fly, sorry.
She complies.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35363
35364
>>35356
I guess, Torc still takes a hair though
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35364
35366
>>35363
take a few.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35365
35367 35368
>>35351
The fastest way tbh is to cut his head off and throw that in the Entertron. "Kinda why I wanted to keep his head in a bucket," Thez says with a hint of sarcastic irritation.
>>35359
>>35360
At 60' Tracy realizes, "I can't see shit from this altitude." and feels compelled to go higher. Its at about 250-300' that she starts to notice a pattern. There's a mountain range right to Tracy's right. It looks kind of familiar and it reminds her of,...
The bebes. Which way are the bebes?

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35366
>>35364
Torc takes a few
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35367
35370
>>35365
"um vrees there might be a problem, you'll get 5% percent because this isnt going to be pleasant."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35368
35369 35370
>>35365
I was thinking I should make her more nervous about those birds.. She's even less comfortable with leaving them in the stables now...
If that's the direction of the tower (where she's going), Tracy flies off towards the mountain range, unless Trumpaladin greatly objects to it.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35369
35371
>>35368
I kind of wanted to see if there were any settlements, cities, or civilizations or factions to explore. Of course there's the thing with the Drow Trumpaladin would have wanted to do anytways, he wants to revive pirates and convince them to work for him, and so forth. If Tracy says anything about the Birds, Trumpaladin will say "Oh don't worry,
Trollestia is good with children and will look after them"

Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35370
35371 35372 35379
>>35367
"Done. Oh what, you think you can outdo the queen of spiders, when it comes to "unpleasant"? Oh do tell me ways I can be paid more, I implore you." True
>>35368
It does look familiar.

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35371
35373 35374
>>35369
Saying that would make her feel even worse...
>>35370
Can she actually tell which direction the tower is in?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35372
35378
>>35370
Torc turns to Infernius
"Who gets the honor?"
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35373
35374
>>35371
If the mountain range is recognizable, that means that following it will lead them back to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35374
35375
>>35371
For really no reason, Tracy drifts towards the mountain to get a closer look.
>>35373
It isn't though.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35375
35376
>>35374
Yes it is. Also, would she not like it if he went back up north later with Fae or perhaps Trollestia?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35376
35377 35383
>>35375
GM said it wasn't familiar.
She would hate it, and don't even think about the later one.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35377
>>35376
Oh, wait it seems I was mistaken.
Tracy speeds off towards the familiar mountains.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35378
35380 35392
>>35372
"thez does."
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35379
>>35370
"do a good job helping us."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35380
>>35378
"Fine"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35381
What time of day is it in game? A bit before noon?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35382


(Hi)
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35383
>>35376
And don't even think about murdering sailors in Trumpaladin's Jurisdiction. Jesus, Paladins are supposed to kill evil outsiders everywhere, but I toned his white-knightedness down so that he only gives a shit about people under his "jurisdiction," and that includes Travellers in his city. Want to do random stabbing, go to Cardishor or Krenshall. Some place he isn't legally and morally obligated to divorce her, renounce her, kill her, then have sex with a good-aligned celestial charger over her corpse if she's murdering visitors
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35384
35385 35386
"....... Flashy..."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35385
35386
>>35384
[unsure pony noises]
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35386
35388
>>35385
>>35384
"We can go back, little pony. They'll be wondering where I am anyways"

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35387
35389 35390
"oh hey trumpaladins gone"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35388
35390
>>35386
*is speeding towards the tower*
"... Flashy..?"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35389
35391
>>35387
"NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT"
Torc pulls out his dagger and turns into into a full claymore
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35390
35396
>>35388
*rubs horsey*
"What's wrong little pony?"

>>35387
Not sure if funny or reee inducing
I meant Fae and his Generals, whom he kind of just left...
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35391
35393
>>35389
"go for it."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35392
35397
>>35378
"What? Me? Well, I guess its my lucky day," Thez says like she just got bingo. "Uhm,... I uh,... I don't have a blade at the,... oh wait nevermind," she says finally pulling out a device that looks kind of like a folding saw, which she flicks open. Its a fancy-lookin' kama, sculpted to look like quetzalcoatl.
She looks over at Torcuil and thinks for a moment.
"Oi. You ever seen the Dark Crystal?"

y/S/t
?
No.35393
35394 35395 35398 35400 35411
[1d20 = 1]
>>35391
Rolling for a swing
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35394
>>35393
hahahahahahahahahahah

Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35395
35400
>>35393
Someone put me out of my FUCKING misery
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35396
35406
shoobedoo.png
>>35390
"....... Flashy... You wouldn't cheat on me, would you? That one time with Thez was just >rape, right? You wouldn't do something like that on your own volition, right...?
You notice that she is now flying frighteningly hight
"....... RIGHT?!" Her voice sounds desperate
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35397
35399 35404
>>35392
"please continue sweetheart, ignore torc stabbing himself."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35398
35399 35400
1071367__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-icapon_artist-colon-littlebrownzebraicarus_oc_oc-colon-choosie_oc only_blood_cyoa_git gud_implied murder_knife.png
>>35393
>Someone forgot to make the weekly sacrifice to the dice gods.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35399
35401
>>35397
[Screaming scotsman noises]
>>35398
Because I'm such a faggot, give me thirty minutes and you'll get a pic
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35400
35402 35403
>>35393
I actually feel sorry for darkie

>>35395
>Resists temptation to ban Torcuil's faggot

>>35398
I know right
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35401
35403
>>35399
*heals*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35402
35415
>>35400
*shakes a bit*
*legs buckle*
"...............right?!"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35403
35405
>>35400
>ban
THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
>>35401
Plz tell me you removed the sword first
Js2CQ
?
No.35404
35407 35409 35411
[7d8 = 39]
[1d20 = 7]
>>35397
>GM finally corners his sides and takes them back into possession
Cuz she's still laughing, Thez reglects strength bonus.

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35405
>>35403
sure.
Anonymous
hij0+
?
No.35406
35407 35415
>>35396
*He pets Tracy, slowly*
"Tracy, I really do want this to work out...

As You certainly know, I am the Waifu Thief, he who insists on having more than one waifu. And I came in here with the intention of doing just that. But if you insist, I can make a change for the sake of our marriage. I am willing to sacrifice to make it work...

Now Thez was definitely not intended. She doesn't even have hooves. Not my type.

Tracy, what happened between myself and Trollestia happened...

But it was not a reflection of how much I love you. It was not a reflection of how desirable I think you are. I can make this work"
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35407
>>35404
These breds have put my sides in orbit of Sirius
>>35406
INB4 stabby stabby
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35408
35409 35411
OH! He's still (technically) alive! He's literally hanging on by a thread, dangling backward as it were, from his body-cast. That is, his head is.
XDyPe
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No.35409
35410 35411 35412 35416
[1d20 = 2]
>>35404
>>35408

Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35410
>>35409
fuck it i rip his head off!
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35411
>>35409
>>35408
>>35404
>>35393
The dice gods fucking hate Darkie
y/S/t
?
No.35412
35413 35416
[1d20 = 9]
>>35409
Can Torc have mercy kill?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35413
35414
>>35412
Of himself?
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35414
>>35413
Rude bitch
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35415
35419
intredasting.jpg
>>35402
*heavy breathing*
>>35406
*buckling intensifies*
"...... Wh-what exactly.. 'happened'?" she knows but she's in denial
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35416
35417 35418
>>35409
Sorry, that's a fail
>>35412
After Infernius' 2, that'll be fine.
Off comes Darkemter's head, squeezing out the words, "Finally, shit." before being picked up and lobbed back into the entertron, to be reconstituted without clothers. "Well hello friends,long time!"
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35417
35421
>>35416
i throw him some pants.
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35418
35420 35421
I only have d6's...
How many are needed for a sacrifice?
>>35416
Torc hands him a tablecloth
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35419
35422
>>35415
"It was not an act of love. That night, outside the fort, as you tried to run away, that was an act of love. I did it because I felt like if I did not, I might lose you forever. And I didn't want to lose you. I don't want to lose you. And in so doing, I gave you something. I gave you your foal - hopefully just the first. And nopony else has received such love from me"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35420
35425
>>35418
the dice lords demand blood.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35421
35423 35425
>>35417
>>35418
"Ahhh, thank you, but I brought my own," He says, almost smearing his hands along his waist-line. An endless number of tiny dots descend from his hands and weave themselves around his legs like creepy-spooder sweat-pants,
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35422
35427
>>35419
*buckling lessens slightly, before intensifying again, her whole body shivering*
"..... Flashy..... why would you do this...? *voice cracks* a-and why with that white c-cunt..?"
>flight pattern is now dangerously unstable
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35423
35424 35431
>>35421
can you recall your spiders from our vault?
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35424
35431
>>35423
forgot the "
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35425
35426
>>35420
Uh, I've got the Kilt, claymore dagger, and bagpipe chanter. But not blood...
>>35421
"Ah, now. Do we have to make your 'escape' look convincing?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35426
35428
>>35425
It needs to be virgin blood too.
Do you have a virgins with you?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35427
35428 35429
>>35422
"Because I had this stupid idea when I first saw that unicorn that I was going to have sex with her. Then it became kind of a contest with Torcuil, who I was still angry with at the time. And finally Trollestia gave me just enough rope for me to hang myself with"
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35428
>>35426
T-the person typing this...
>>35427
Hey, no dragging Torc into your love problems
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35429
35430
>>35427
[dangerously unstable pony noises] (emotionally and physically)
"..... Flashy... I..."
*suddenly drops ~20 feet*
"..... I don't know what to...!" *breaks off*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35430
35434
>>35429
"I'm sorry Tracy. I love you"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35431
35432 35433
>>35423
"I could, that is if that little shiny-haired fellow hadn't gone hiroshima on them a couple days ago."
>>35424
"Oh, I get it, an "escape"? Ha ha ha, no. They won't fall for that. They'll see any pursuit as adversarial, me or otherwise. Decide now. Who is hunting, and who is hunted?" His eyes grow cold.
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35432
>>35431
"we hunt your friends."
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35433
>>35431
Torc draws one pistol, a staff, and Mr. Snek begins to hiss
"We're hunting"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35434
35435 35436 35437
>>35430
*rises a bit before dropping again*
"..... D-d-d-do you? Do you really l-love me, Flashy..? I'm your one and only true p-partner...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35435
>>35434
*flies up again, much, much higher*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35436
35439
>>35434
"I do love you. You are the one I think about when I am away. You are my one waifu... You are my partner and the mother of my child. I did not realize you would be shaken from that belief"
*tries to hug horsey*
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35437
35438
>>35434
poor tracy
Anonymous
y/S/t
?
No.35438
>>35437
This, she just wanted a family
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35439
35440 35448
thisfeelsdirty.jpg
>>35436
*slows to a halt*
*shivers feverishly*
[confused pony noises]
*chokes up a bit*
".................................................................................................. r-really.....?" *sniffs*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35440
35441
>>35439
"Tracy, I am not perfect, and I have made very serious mistakes. I did not and do not want to hurt you. I will be your husbando. I will be yours."

Pets horsey
"The three of us together in a household, think of it. You're going to be a mother"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35441
35442 35443
only the dead can know peace from having to draw Rarity's fucking hair from multiple angles.jpg
>>35440
".................... I'd do anything for the sake of our family, Flashy. Anything. Can you say the same...?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35442
>>35441
*hangs in the air, motionlessly*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35443
35446
>>35441
"What must I do?"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35445
>gilliana
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35446
fuck.jpg
>>35443
".... Would you do just one thing.. for the sake of our family..? To prove you love me? I can forgive you if you do, but you have to promise me, Flashy.. I'll never ask for anything else again if you do this for me."
*stays stalk-still*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.35447
35448
>goes to sleep
See y'all tomorrow
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35448
35449
>>35439
*Trumpaladin winces*
"Tracy... I'm not allowed to do literally anything... But I am willing to go very far for you. For us. What do you need me to do?"

>>35447
Goodnight!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35449
35450
yep.jpg
>>35448
"Kill the Troll."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35450
35451
1512632098297.png
>>35449
*Trumpaladin ponders the ethics of allowing one innocent person to die for the sake of rectifying the sins of another, and for protecting the lives of others*
*Thinks of the symbolic meaning of killing a Unicorn*

"If... I do that... can we be a happy couple? Can we be a family?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35451
35452
implying you wouldn't.png
"I need this, Flashy..! I can't wait any longer..! I've wanted to kill her since the day I first met her, and I can't hold back anymore. It hurts to even look at her now; she makes me want to scream.. it's too late, there can only be one of us...
I'm going to kill that unicorn.. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to.. But when I do, I don't want it to hurt us; I don't want to have to keep it a secret from you. I want to share my whole self with you, Flashy; so please.. kill her with me.."
>>35450
"You know I love you, Flashy.. If you love me, will you help me make her disappear, permanently? I can't live in the tower with her there, it has to be done... I can forgive everything if you'll just do this for me."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35452
35453 35455
Rainbow_Dash_awkward_smile_S2E08.png
>>35451
*still in an "oh shit" expression*
"Shouldn't I be the one to kill her? Deliver her horn right to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35453
35454
>>35452
"You don't have to do it alone, Flashy. I want to be there with you; I want to finish that obnoxious cunt. We'll do it together..."
*Heavy breathing*
"... It doesn't have to be today, just swear to me, when the time comes you won't hesitate.. Okay?"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35454
35456 35458
1501208348601.png
>>35453
".... Okay......."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35455
35459
>>35452
"I love you, Flashy..! I really do. I'm so sorry to ask something like this from you, but I just don't want to have to kill her in secret without you.. I know it's really selfish to ask, but I need this..!
..D-do you understand..?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35456
35459
>>35454
[Happy, hysterical pony noises]
"...... Th-thank you.. Flashy.. I love you..."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35457
*continues moving towards tower once again*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35458
35459
>>35454
*Nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35459
35460
>>35455
"I... I understand the feeling of needing to do something... That I do.

I guess... I mean, I always thought that If she and Torcuil hadn't provoked Korak by killing some of his men they'd still loyal to us even now... So maybe she has it coming? I don't know... Doesn't feel like it

But I will do it for you. I will do it for us"

>>35456
*almost flatly*
"I love you too Tracy"

>>35458
*Tries to nuzzle back*
*Is shaking*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35460
35461
>>35459
*Is shaking too, but more calmly than before*
"I love you more than anything else in the multiverse, Flashy..! Let's go home..."
*Speeds off home, like a fiery comet*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35461
35462
45852__safe_artist-colon-mattyhex_twilight sparkle_lesson zero_animated_breakdown_messy mane_nose wrinkle_open mouth_petting_simple background_smiling_.gif
>>35460
*Is basically the human version of pic related. Probably petting horsey to calm himself down*
"I'm... glad you're open about this"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35462
35464
>>35461
*Feels like a weight has been taken off her shoulders*
"..Th-thank you, Flashy.. I didn't think I'd be able to tell you this.. I thought I might find myself killing her alone, or worse, lying about it.. I'm so glad I can tell you this, Flashy. I love you so much..!"
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35463
I'm waiting for this section of the session to resolve its self so I can binge it all at once
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35464
35465
>>35462
"Tracy... If I may. Ask something from you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35465
>>35464
".... What is it, Flashy?"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35466
*is still speeding towards the tower*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35467
35468
"You seem to have picked up that I sort of already have a large number duties and obligations. Paladin of Trump, proclaimer of the truth of Football, and defender of Port Barry. I'm not great at it, but please understand that I have duties that are high priority.

Please try not to make my duties to Elway and Port Barry conflict with our family. Please do not place a strain upon our relationship in that way. Please... let me be able to trust you"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.35468
35469
>>35467
".... If.. if it's for our family, I can do my best. I won't do anything to get in the way of your mission. I love you, Flashy."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35469
35471
>>35468
*hugs horsey*
"I really want for this to work, pony"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35470
35472
I'd hate to cut it here, but I have to sleep soon.
Still lurking. Will still post if it's important.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
?
No.35471
35472
>>35469
"There's nothing more important to me than our family, Flashy. I don't know what I'd do without my life if I couldn't make it work."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35472
>>35470
I think the essential covenant here is made.
Trumpaladin just needs to arrive at the tower,
talk with Thez, and a few other things, although even those could wait


>>35471
"I'll do this for us, just please do not push me in other areas. Don't make my obligations to God and Country conflict with family "
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35473
35474 35475
https://youtu.be/lDtqJOwHq3w
"Tee-hee"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35474
35477
>>35473
"pretty song."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35475
35476
>>35473
Those lyrics match too well
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35476
35478
>>35475
Dude,... don't get me started,... its too deep on so many levels
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35477
35479
>>35474
"Oh, don't act like you don't know,..." Thez quips, her arms crossed challengingly.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35478
35480
>>35476
I think you and I have very different interpretations of the Tracy character
Um... can we arrive back at the tower? I need to get the belt and Suigoto from Thez. Or I want to, anyways
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35479
35482
>>35477
"Don't know what?"
*slight smug grin*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35480
35481
>>35478
Its done. Trump and Tracy come skidding into the tower. a bit winded.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35481
35483
>>35480
I'll say that Trumpaladin follows Tracy to the stables, then splits off and goes to Thez or Thez and Infernius both
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35482
35485
>>35479
Darlkie wanders by, having thoroughly washed himself,... several times so gross with a tea-saucer and cup blowing steam off some tea. He stops for a moment. "Lesson number 1. I'd have agreed to your terms without a share in the treasure. Thank you, most kindly though." he walks off.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.35483
35484
>>35481
As you're more fully entering, Darkie wanders in, wearing apparently some sweat-pants, carrying a tea-saucer. "Oh. Look who's back!"
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35484
35486
>>35483
Fucking this

>>35483
Trumpaladin is thoroughly surprised
"I see you got your cup of chamomile tea"
Anonymous
XDyPe
?
No.35485
35486
>>35482
*continues grinning at thez*
Anonymous
Js2CQ
?
No.35486
35487 35491
>>35485
"W... what?" she blushes and looks around.
>>35484
He flashes a cheesy grin. "Alas, I couldn't find it so I went with Chai."
hij0+
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No.35487
35488 35490
>>35486
"... Chai is good enough. I've been out trying to keep edgy blue stabby pone from killing people"

Looks away for a moment

"Only moderately successful....

What did I miss here? I take it you convinced Infernius and the other guy you weren't going to run or something?"
\r
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.35488
35489
>>35487
"better, he agreed to help get our gold back."

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.35489
35492
>>35488
"How?"