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Super Lazy Nuts
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34464
This is the Nuts thread. Its based on D&D 3.5e rules,... but only loosely, and only as a baseline. It's really an anything goes free-for-all, continuous RP thread. If ur interested, say "Hi" or announce yourself and GM or participants will be happy to assist. In the meantime, much of the party just jumped into the Ethereal Plane to murder some shit, cuz why not? We haven't killed anything (well Thez has) in like 3-4 days now (real-time, not game time) and like I said, why not?
845 replies and 49 files omitted.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34675
34678
>>34671
"me being serious we have machine that make any kind of food."
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34676
34677
Torc wakes up after his anal trama
"Where am I?"
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No.34677
34682
[1d20 = 19]
>>34672
So where does horsey want to go?

>>34671
I don't think the teleportation spell requires much more knowledge than knowledge of the destination, but I'll argue that when I want to use it.

Does a search check show anything civilization-related anywhere in sight? Rolling again because he'd do this for minutes

>>34674
Wrong helm, and I bet it would if he managed to fail a will saving throw

>>34676
You're not in some trucker's cab at least
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34678
34679
>>34675
"Oh, well, look who's had a gander about the building! Isn't he special? You think I don't fukkin' know that already? You think you lot are the first to venture about this place?
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34679
34681 34712
>>34678
"hey stop being a cunt or me shit in mouth."
Anonymous
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No.34680
34719
>>34668
>>34663
>>34664
>>34669
>>34672
What do they find once they get close to the ground?
Anonymous
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No.34681
34683 34684
>>34679
Who the fuck is infernius talking to?
Anonymous
NBd4A
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No.34682
34686
>>34677
>So where does horsey want to go?
I want to go exploring/hunting/looting
She wants to go on a solo adventure with her husband, a long one.
Anonymous
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No.34683
34685
>>34681
Darkie.
Anonymous
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No.34684
34685 34686 34687 34688
>>34681
While we have Drow to fight and an impending war against the Cardishore/Court alliance? With no food, chopsticks, and I am not sure I got the sword and girdle back? Okay...
Anonymous
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No.34685
34686 34712
>>34683
Ahh
So GM, what does Torc find when he wakes up?
>>34684
They are Torc's copstick, you don't get them
Also, wrong post
Anonymous
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No.34686
>>34685
Well Fuck you too
>>34682
See >>34684

Anonymous
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No.34687
34690
>>34684
>With no food
>Survival+21
They'll be fine. There should be game in the forest.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34688
34689 34690 34692
>>34684
infernuis knows how to farm.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34689
34690 34691 34693
>>34688
What did he grow?
Anonymous
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No.34690
34694
>>34688
Infernius is 150 miles away right now...

>>34687
+21 for Tracy. What is he going to sleep on? Tracy?

>>34689
He's been hinting it this whole time
Anonymous
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No.34691
34695
>>34689
'Grass'
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34692
34695 34696
5BPXcB4.jpg
>>34688
>inb4
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34693
>>34689
potatos carrots greens that sort of stuff.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34694
34696
>>34690
>for Tracy
Survival applies to allies to others as well. He'll be fine with her.
Worry about Dragons and whatnot.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34695
>>34692
what the fuck did i just read?
>>34691
he didnt know that existed untill he came here.
Anonymous
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No.34696
34697 34698
>>34692
Kek. Remember when you posted that "what do you need 200 pigeons for" screencap? If we had a homing pidgeon, we could follow it home, or at least send a message back.

"When the time comes, I'll know"

>>34694
I want a nice city to conquer...
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34697
34700
>>34696
>I want a nice city to conquer…
THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34698
34699 34703 34704
lawful_good_2.jpg
>>34696
>city to conquer
You'd have to """liberate""" it first..
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34699
>>34698
i wouldn't.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34700
34701 34704
>>34697
I too want to conquer nations..
..Or at least burn down a village or something.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34701
34702 34704
>>34700
burn down cardishore.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34702
34707 34710
>>34701
She will if she finds out they lost her special knives.
Anonymous
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No.34703
34705 34712
>>34698
What allignment would be
>there are no civilians, just "acceptable causalties
?
Anonymous
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No.34704
34706 34712
quote-some-who-call-themselves-realists-question-whether-the-spread-of-democracy-in-the-middle-george-w-bush-139-45-28.jpg
>>34698
>Implying I can't do both at the same time

>>34700
Eh, we'll see what to do with the settlement once we know its essential character. I feel like I need more humans. More of them to work in the mines and factories, more to buy my products, and more to rule over

>>34701
You already burned down a city and killed a source of mine workers. You also caged an entire village. Hush
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34705
>>34703
communist.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34706
34710
>>34704
i need more!
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34707
34710
>>34702
good burn the capitalist kikes.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34708
34709 34711
Sorry, some shit just hit the fan. I'm gonna need a minute.
Anonymous
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No.34709
>>34708
Np, its fine
Anonymous
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No.34710
>>34707
>>34702
>>34706
Fuck off. The continent does not have infinite resources. Be smart
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34711
>>34708
That's fine.
I g2g too.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34712
34713 34715 34718 34735
Whew, heaven hasn't fallen who here gets that joke? so back to the races!
>>34679
"Oh well shit, I guess I'd better shape up or I might be in store for some right adversity! Did you have a question unicorn?"
>>34685
You find yourself on a beach. Thez is nearby, trying to find her bearings.
>>34703
Anything from true neutral to chaotic evil
>>34704
>village
I'd forgotten about that

Anonymous
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No.34713
34714
>>34712
>Did you have a question unicorn?
Is Trollestia there?

>Thez and Torcuil are alone together on a beach
Oh God. I know where this is going

>Village
We should probably free them
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34714
34721
>>34713
No, that was for Infernius, who only has one horn
>beach
No
>village
Its the sjw village Infernius raided
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34715
34716
>>34712
"what you want to eat. me trying to show you some respect."
Anonymous
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No.34716
34717
>>34715
"At this point I'd eat your other horn if that's what was available!"
Anonymous
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No.34717
34720
>>34716
"hmmm strange but okay me be back."
*goes to the kitchen and gets Minotaur horn soup for him and some roasted dark elf for me*
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34718
34719 34722
>>34712
I get it
So, where are Tracy and Trump, and what's around them? Did any of those checks detect anything?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34719
>>34718
>>34680

Anonymous
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No.34720
34722 34743
>>34717
*chops up a psychedelic mushroom and adds it to the soup along with some carrots and potatos and some pepper.*
Anonymous
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No.34721
>>34714
So... Um... what do Trumcy see? I think Tracy is specifically looking for living things, and Trumpaladin is looking for roads, houses, wells, ruins, or freaking anything besides nature
Anonymous
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No.34722
34723 34724 34734
>>34718
The climate is a bit colder but not terribly so. There is more wildlife in the area flitting about, and observably more birds. Its not terribly different than the Port Barry area, but it seems less travelled. Instead of roads here are small trails (mostly animal) and the apparently human transit routes show a lack of carriage/coach wheels, just foot/hoof prints. The squaking of birds can be heard from tall grass nearby, and the general scene seems like people don't visit often.
>>34720
Out of curiosity, where did he get shrooms? Asking for a friend. Seriously though, I shouldn't allow that,... but I will
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34723
34725 34727
>>34722
Any signs of those creature they were chasing?
Anonymous
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No.34724
>>34722
What kind of wildlife are we talking about here?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34725
34727
>>34723
Nope, they haven't made any sign. Wildlife is what you would expect: rodents, birds, and generally mild creatures.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34726
34728 34729
Alright.
Does the humanoid trail appear to lead anywhere observable?
Anonymous
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No.34727
>>34725
Alrighty then

>>34723
*pets horsey*
"Alright Tracy, I think the generals will be expecting me back, but if we're honest, I think Fae can handle it. I can stay out a while longer here with you.

So tell me, where do you want to go? Do you want to go into the plains? Do you want to venture into the mountains? Do you want to venture into the forest? Personally, I've seen enough damned trees over the course of two lifetimes to last me plenty more, but I'll go where you want. I may be able to get us directly home - now even - though I cannot be sure"
Anonymous
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No.34728
>>34726
"I am going to recommend you just walk on hoof. You'll be a lot harder to see if you're on the ground, and you'll look like a horse. Not a UFO"
Anonymous
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No.34729
34730 34731 34732
>>34726
Not immediately, no. It curls in one direction and the opposite, coming near to the base of the mountainside at one point, while leading back along/into the forest at both ends.

Anonymous
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No.34730
34731
>>34729
>A path mysteriously loops around at the base of a mountainside
Bingo!
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34731
34732
>>34730
>>34729
Alright, follow the trail stealthily, on the lookout for any signs of large or sentient creatures.
>>34730
Try using Detect Ebil.
Anonymous
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No.34732
34733
>>34731
I think anything interesting is too far away, but sure. The odds that this pathway is anything other than a hunting trail is slim, but if there's a spot where offerings are left to a dragon, it's where the trail meets the base of the mountain.

Trumpaladin uses the hat of disguise to disguise himself as a farmer. He recommends horsey try to hide her power levels and instead look like a normal if somewhat blue horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq-jXeNnCcI

>>34729
Use Detect evil
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34733
34736
>>34732
It's actually just supposed to be a Hat of Glammering, but sure..
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34734
34993
>>34722
mushrooms grow on bull shit.
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34735
>>34712
"Thez, where the hell are we?"
Torc gets up and brushs sand off of himself
Anonymous
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No.34736
34737
>>34733
Eh, either way.

I'll just go ahead and tell you my general strategy: Hide our power levels so that opponents are foolish enough to attack us if that is their inclination, then we come out in full force and kill them. Unless they are bigger than us after all, then we hit a panic button (ethereal Jaunt, teleport, or just run/fly like hell) and leave
NBd4A
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No.34737
34738
[1d20+19 = 28]
>>34736
Okay, do that then.
>*disguises*
Bluff check to look nonthreatening.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34738
34739
>>34737
*walks down trail*
hij0+
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No.34739
34740
[1d20 = 17]
>>34738
Detect evil and spot check
NBd4A
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No.34740
34741
[1d20+21 = 23]
>>34739
Also Spot check
NBd4A
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No.34741
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>34740
And Listen
NBd4A
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No.34742
34754
[1d20+20 = 26]
And Search, because why not?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34743
34744
>>34720
Who runs the Cathedral btw?
Anonymous
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No.34744
34745 34746
>>34743
i guess i haven't technically set up a high priest.
Anonymous
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No.34745
34747 34749 34750
>>34744
>Not everyone has a gleaming Dragonne to administer Sermons
Aww
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34746
34749
eaf.jpg
b59.jpg
>>34744
Isn't Infernius supposed to be the high priest?
Also, ched memes because boredom.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34747
34748
>>34745
Can Fae even talk to hoo-mans?
Anonymous
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No.34748
34751
>>34747
Well, when we first encountered her she was speaking to Trumpaladin (and Tracy heard it). And frankly she speaks like she's more intelligent than most. She's definitely talked to Trumpaladin since then, and I know she directed words to Slovenia, though it isn't clear they were returned. I think the "speak the same language as familiar" thing is a specifically blackguard feature than kicks in at high levels. I think she couldn't speak to Trumpaladin except through speaking Common
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34749
34761
>>34746
yea i guess he is.
>>34745
hmm
Anonymous
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No.34750
34752 34753
1512757477463.png
>>34745
>tfw when the paldinds god loves him more.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34751
>>34748
I wonder if I could give other animals bonus languages..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34752
Hitler_72de7d_918845.jpg
>>34750
Nah, he's just spoiled.
Hitler is a serious lord, but he's listening.
Anonymous
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No.34753
>>34750
RIP Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34754
34755 34757
>>34742
*blows raspberry*
Anonymous
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No.34755
34756 34759
I'm not ignoring you guys or thread, but today is kinda busy/involved for me. I'll try and keep an eye on things, but occasional lurking is the best I can offer.
>>34754
Blown
Anonymous
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No.34756
>>34755
Understanable
Anonymous
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No.34757
34758 34760
>>34754
*Licks horse in the ear*
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34758
>>34757
Eww earwax
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34759
>>34755
Alright.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34760
34764
>>34757
*Nibbles*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34761
34762
>>34749
What exactly is the Cathedral for anyway? Does your character spend time there healing the poor or something?
Anonymous
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No.34762
34784
>>34761
Yea he heals the sick,blind,deaf and poor for free there.

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No.34764
34765 34766
>>34760
D'aww! That's super cute
*rubs horsey head*

>>34648
Why you wanna kill Trollestia though? Just look at the entry for Celestial Chargers. These things are OP as fuck. Like I'd love to have one as a mount. Even without Paladin's Mount buffs it beats out buffed up Fae in most aspects and even beats a Cauchemar in overall utility. Like damn, this is a strong magical beast. I want to ride her.

Also, I think I finally found the key to unlocking her and making her do what I want her to.
Anonymous
XDyPe
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No.34765
34792
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia though
Beacuse YouFuckedher.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34766
34767 34768
1376187244819.png
>>34764
>Why you wanna kill Trollestia
I don't care; I'm trying to stay in character. Why would she let Troll get away with that if she killed Copper over a single ride? She's not just going to do-nothing like a powerless cuck.
Anonymous
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No.34767
34769 34780
>>34766
Where the fuck did that image come from? Where did you get all of those line drawings from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34768
34770 34771 34788
>>34766
I mean, Tracy hates Troll more than every other character, for fucks sake.
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34769
511754__grimdark_grotesque_suggestive_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_sunset shimmer_twilight sparkle_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_bag.png
>>34767
Here's a colored version.
Anonymous
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No.34770
34771 34772
>>34768
>raises hand
Does Tracy hate Torc?
Anonymous
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No.34771
34772
>>34768
>>34770
>also raises hand
Um... How low is Trumpaladin on that list?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34772
34773 34774 34788 34968
>>34770
A little bit. He hasn't done very much to anger her or get in her way.
Tracy hates everything, fyi.
>>34771
She loves to hate him.
Anonymous
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No.34773
>>34772
>takes note
Anonymous
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No.34774
34775
>>34772
So... Right above Trollestia?
Mrs. Sentry
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No.34775
34776 34788
>>34774
I won't answer that.
Anonymous
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No.34776
34778
>>34775
She's so mysterious
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34778
34781 34788
>>34776
Females are complicated.. and dangerous..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34779
>>34777
reeeeeeeeeeeee

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34780
34781 34782
a_cagey_love_letter_by_wicked_at_heart-d94kmpc.png
>>34767
The artist is Wicked-At-Heart.
I've already posted everything from the set though.
hij0+
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No.34781
>>34778
I've always had Trumpaladin respond as if he thought her behavior to be a charade. Like she was hiding some deeper malevolence

>>34780
That's an... interesting image. I think maybe you may want to consider trying to make some of your own Tracy art. She doesn't get much new art on Derpibooru...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34782
34783
tracy_s_got_a_gun_by_wicked_at_heart-d8pu8pq.png
>>34780
Actually, Idk if I've posted this one yet.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34783
34968
874921__explicit_grimdark_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_flash sentry_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_clothes_cowgirl position_female_fe.png
>>34782

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34784
34785 34786
>>34762
When does he usually go?
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34785
34786 34787 34968
>>34784
Whenever he finishes fucking Thez
Anonymous
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No.34786
34968
>>34784
>>34785
Yeah, this is definitely in the "made up after the fact" category
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34787
34968
>>34785
I hope he showers properly...
Anonymous
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No.34788
34789 34968
>>34775
>>34778
>>34772
>>34768
Okay, now I definitely want a ranking of hatred of other characters
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34789
>>34788
lol I'll never tell!
I threw out the booklet anyway, so I'm at a loss for how to apply the points
Anonymous
y/S/t
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No.34790
34811
Well, I have shit to do in the morning, and nothing really seems to be happening so I'm calling it a night.
Also, I leave an idea for GM.
So, say you get GMs block and can't think of an idea for a session. Let one of us faggots have a turn at GMing. It would give you a chance to just kinda play Thez and enjoy the game without dealing with GM shit, and give us a chance at GMing. Or am I just stupid and this idea is terrible?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34791
flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg
Tracy places her Mage Hand in one Gauntlet, and the Hand of Glory in the other.
pic unrelated
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34792
34794
>>34765
It's not rocket science..
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34793
34795
When you move a Darkskull, is it's unhallow recast every time it's planted?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34794
34796
>>34792
Tracy reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzY0_ObhZes
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34795
34811
iceland.jpg
>>34793
Ah, nevermind. It seems like the Unhallow just follows the skull wherever it goes. No cool field spells either, but swank for an ebil character to carry.
Do Ebil creatures or Fiends get any profane bonuses in unhallowed sites?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34796
34797 34968
tempo.jpg
>>34794
I need to get a lot edgier if that's the impression I make with her...
Anonymous
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No.34797
>>34796
Oh don't feel so down. It's the last verse that makes me think of her

"She runs into the hallway and through the bedroom door
She reaches for the pistol in the bottom dresser drawer
The lady in the mirror says "he won't do this again.
This will be the last time I'll wonder where he's been"
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34799
34800
I definitely need to go edgier though... I've been slipping..
Anonymous
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No.34800
>>34799
Why do you need to be edgier?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34801
34802 34803
cuhrazee.jpg
I need her to stab more things... not just the bad ones either..
I need more sentients to stab. It doesn't matter how squishy or poor they are.
Anonymous
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No.34802
34803
>>34801
Don't kill off my future customers, workers, and subjects. We don't even have enough humans to work the mine in Derpistan
I asked you to stab Torcuil that one time
>how squishy and poor they are
What if they are tough?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34803
34804 34805 34806
relatively.jpg
>>34801
Like, a constant supply of targets..
I wish the settlements of port barry weren't so far off... I guess that's what stealth is for.
>>34802
>What if they are tough
She'll stab anything she can.

I've been abusing her for a while now.. there's been way too much dere and not enough yan.
Anonymous
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No.34804
34805
>>34803
Please don't provoke shit for the sake of it. I've been abusing Trumpaladin as well with not enough holy crusading

Let's just kill dragons and bandits and giants together and take their shit, then kill the globalists and take their shit, and leave the peasants alive to prostrate themselves before us
Anonymous
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No.34805
>>34803
>>34804
I forgot to add "kill all of the drow and retake our shit" but I hope the point has been made...
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34806
34808
Tracy's day.png
>>34803
... What have I been doing all this time.. killing just one pathetuc fuck a month, like a serial killer. Tracy should be murdering every other day, minimum...

GM, where can Tracy go to kill things on a regular basis without causing drama?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34807
Sorry for my absence and I mean that, I was at a 100+ normie function, let me get caught up
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34808
34809 34811
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>>34806
I mean like, how do I incorporate her picking someone off every day?
Do I need to stalk an NPC, kill it, clean up, etc with all separate rolls? I don't want to take a whole session to express a hobby.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34809
34810
>>34808
We've got more than enough killing that actually legitimately needs to be done
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34810
34812 34968
1363057242464.png
>>34809
But then it wouldn't be murder. Too Lawful.
It won't take too much time.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34811
34813
>>34790
Not opposed if anyone wants to desu
>>34795
Ebil, yes
>>34808
Depending on the target, yes. Are you looking to randomly kill something, or are you looking to find people who Tracy would want to kill? Both?

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34812
34813
>>34810
Nigger, a Paladin is supposed to kill evil monsters and murderers, and so are chaotic good wizards and clerics. Jesus it's hard to maintain this party. We have enough vampires and drow and globalists and so forth to last her months
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34813
34814 34820
a4740a6fab9a77da5f4886e2410d4f1d.jpg
>>34811
Both. Although in a way that won't cause drama later (combine stealth with layers of disguise). Mostly basic mugging and serial murder, but it could be directed towards NPCs who may "deserve" it.
I realized that she's spend way too much time sitting indoors doing arts and crafts and whatnot. She's Tracy: murder is her hobby. I want to own this Neutral Ebil Alignment and start killing for the sake of killing.
Now that I've been liberated from those god awful flowcharts, I can actually play Tracy.
>>34812
Don't worry, she'll have time to kill those too.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34814
34815
>>34813
*sighing Paladin noises*
*Pulls back out Sword and Shield with Templar Sign engraven over it*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34815
34816 34817
>>34814
Did he ever get a sheild?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34816
34818
>>34815
Technically, he's had one the whole time. IDK where he's keeping it though, its a tower shield
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34817
34820
>>34815
He has the ring shield. He'll need some feats to be able to wield a tower shield alongside Vanderiem. Frankly though, I like the +3 damage I get from from wielding the sword two handed. I need all the damage modifiers I can get
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34818
34819 34821
>>34816
>>33650 →
>>33665 →
GM, I'm fascinated on what went down in the fight on the catwalk. It's exactly the sort of fight I have been thinking about and planning for and adjusting strategies for, and it's also the best use of Fae in action I've been able to do so far.

As I understand it, Tracy was holding a small-sized Trumpaladin in a complete pin, while the other characters where standing around within range to take action.

Fae charges, and using her pounce feat, makes a full round attack with bite, claw, and claw on Torcuil. Toruil's AC is sufficiently low (like a 15?) that all three attacks would have landed. I calculated damage at 37, although I see now that I mistakenly applied more than the full share of strength modifiers, and the real number should have been 29 to 30ish. I do not know Torcuil's HP, but I think it is 16d4 with no constitution or racial modifier, so about 40. If that is so, he would have lost around 75% of his HP in a single round

After Fae made her attack, Infernius attacked Fae with the scimitar. He rolled a 7, so my guess is that the attack would not have beat Fae's AC, which should be 28 assuming that Thez did not craft and fit her with a light suit of armor as requested (if yes, then a 32).Torcuil himself spent his round to try to make a concentration check to cast a spell, which seems to have failed

For reasons that will eternally puzzle me, Torcuil chose to have his familiar, the constrictor, attack the disabled and pinned Trumpaladin, rather than attack Fae, who was right there and just took down 75% of his HP.

Then the next round began, and Fae made a full round attack. It seemed like every attack landed, with the last one being a 20 and thus to be rolled again for a critical hit. That should have killed him. So if that fight went as I thought it did, Torcuil would have died in it
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34819
34822 34823 34968
>>34818
That seems about right. I don't recall the request for armor for Fae though, I must have missed that. And where did Infernius get a scimitar from?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34820
34822 34955
>>34813
Also, can this be her default Training? To practice Feats like Improved Death Attack, Great Dexterity, Sneak Attack of Opportunity or whatnot?
In the beginning, I had her throwing her kunai at walls and shit as her default "training" pass-time, but I never even considered she could learn feats from it
Also, since Tracy can use her mouth to hold weapons, is she viable for the multi-weapon fighting feat?
>>34817
Use the goddamn shield.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34821
34822
>>34818
Snek was there to grapple Fae and keep him off Torc.
Although you deleted that.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34822
34823 34826 34968
>>34819
My guess is that Infernius meant to imply that he took Death's Scimitar and attacked with it. I believe it should have been in Torcuil's possession. Mmade he handed it to Infernius, I do not know.

Actually, I'm pretty sure he gave it back to Death. Eh. Infernius said he attacked fae with it

As for armoring Fae, can I get the equivalent of a Chain Mail Shirt (+4 AC light armor)? Preferably whatever looks best aesthetically. Are there other things you can put on a mount?

>>34820
Use the freaking room in the tower that is built for this, carries zero risk, and doesn't require my character breaking off the engagement and killing yours when he eventually finds out

>>34821
I asked him who snek grappled, and he said snek grappled me. Not Fae. Me
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34823
34824 34825 34826
hide the body.jpg
>>34822
>>34822
>when he eventually finds out
Tracy knows how to clean up after herself. Just don't actively go looking for it.
Anyway, there shouldn't be an NPC in Port Barry capable of out-rolling her in Disguise.
>>34822
>I asked him who snek grappled
Before you b& everyone..
>>34819
Also, what the AC on Tracy's armor? The slick motorcycle suit was omitted, so what's she actually wearing? I thought I ditched the hydra/skull armor in her room to preserve speed.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34824
34826
>>34823
Oh bullshit. Like it won't be entirely obvious who is responsible when a person is murdered every other night. This will be as secret as my sex with Trollestia
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34825
34827
>>34823
>Just don't actively go looking for it.
He's the white knight protector of the citizens of Port Barry. Going and looking for who is killing his sheep is literally and unironically his job
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34826
34829
>>34822
>chainmail
Yes. You can also enchant it if you'd like. Also yes, Torcuil gave the scythe back to death.
>holodeck murder
Can't it be this TF Tracy's faggot? Then you can custom design the scene. In fact, you can kill Trollestia as many times as you want without actually doing so, just by using it.
>>34823
Did you? I neglected to recall if you had.
>>34824
This


Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34827
34832
>>34825
Does he go on regular patrols? How many hours a day does he do that?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34828
34835
Not to mention the number of poners Trump can have his way with, without hopefully offending Tracy I mean its on par with fapping
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34829
34836
>>34826
>without actually doing so
There's little point then, but could simulating dozens of times give her a competence bonus?
Can I enchant a suit of light armor for Tracy?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34830
34831
How far can Trumpaladin move with that Helmet?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34831
>>34830
teleport*
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34832
34833 34838
>>34827
Infernuis's Police do. That's their job. But that's not the real danger. If seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people, that's headline news. Sechs will tell trumpaladin or someone will. Or he'll overhear an unusual number of "desertions" of ship crews and figure it out, or he'll call tracy and she's out, or she'll leave behind a body, or Jesus, pick any number of things that can go wrong.

If Tracy can fucking "smell semen" off of a horse that should have it inside of her, then Infernius's Gestapo can solve a crime
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34833
34834 34836 34837
>>34832
>seven people go missing in a town of 2000 people
It's a por. Most of the people shouldn't be permanent residents.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34834
34837
>>34833
port*
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34835
>>34828
What do you mean?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34836
34840
>>34829
Well, for combat techniques (cuz, beating a practice dummy, even one that's got a dead guy roped to it) only live fighting will suffice. Thats why ordinarily you only get feats on a per 3 or 4 level basis, its assumed that you had developed the ability during the previous combat scenarios that led to the xp/level. What I'm saying is, I'll allow that the holodeck can simulate opponents effectively enough to develop feats, but you don't get any experience. Just go with it.
>>34833
You make a valid point, especially with pirates (oh what, you thought Korak was the only one?)
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34837
>>34833
>>34834
So? If more "sailors desert" than historical average, it'll be noticed. especially if you want what, to kill every other day? So like 150 per year in a town of 2000 with a few traders passing through? No way in hell that would go unnoticed. And she'd have to hide every single body perfectly. One is found by a fisherman or farmer or hunter or hooker or who knows what and it's easy to image who done it
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34838
34839 34842 34968
>>34832
What exactly are the capabilities of the Gestapo? Do they have class levels or skills?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34839
34845
>>34838
Who knows. What are Tracy's capabilities? I don't recall you rolling for smell with the semen on Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34840
34841
>>34836
>pirates
That's what I was going for. The docks are mostly fishermen and pirates, right? People probably disappear every day.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34841
34842 34845
>>34840
It's a small town of 2000 people. Not London or New York City. It would be noticed. Quickly.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34842
34844
>>34838
>all this meta
Why you gotta know? Aren't I allowed to have secrets?
>cries and runs away slamming the door.
Kek no.
>>34841
Its a local population of ~2000. There have been more and more people in and out over time, especially with all the buildings and architecture, increased commerce, not to mention the stadium - or the dog/kefka killing - and Football in particular. Port Barry is poppin' off these days.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34844
34846 34849 34850
>>34842
Nigger, the coming of Korak's ship was a big deal. I've asked repeatedly whom Port barry does business with, and you've given answers that indicate little naval traffic. You've also stated no new wares have been imported in many of the shops. No, there is not heavy traffic, and you are being inconsistent by saying it is here and not in the other times I asked. And if there were, it would still be noticed because the numbers are low enough that seven or ten or a hundred is a big number
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34845
34848
>>34839
You don't roll for scent.
I maxed-out all of her stealth-related skills.
>>34841
You don't think a nest of pirates would involve someone getting stabbed or disappearing on a weekly basis? Korak was able to run a human-trafficking business under everyone's noses.
Heck, with a good Gather Information, Disguise, and Blufff check, she could disguise herself as members of opposing pirate factions and start pirate mafia wars. That'll be interesting, and could create sufficient cover for her shenanigans.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34846
34847
>>34844
>it would still be noticed
She's a rogue, she could make it look like a fishing accident.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34847
34850
>>34846
You think a dozen plus fishing accidents wouldn't look weird? Ddo you think she'd never roll a one? No one would ever find a body with a stab wound?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34848
34850
>>34845
No, Korak's business was discovered by Torcuil and Trollestia within six hours of him arriving in the Harbor. Infernius has expressed an intent to use the gestapo to crush all piracy
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34849
34853
>>34843
Hmmmm. You're giving me ideas.
>>34844
No new wears inventory wise, and not of the quality you're talking. There's basic, unalterable swords and general equipment available, but there aren't any Ridicular the Mighty Spear of Killing Anyone no Saving Throw-type things showing up, no.
>traffic
There wasn't then. Oh, look now, there it is. Deal with it.
Hey, if you can delete posts and ban people, I gotta flex my abilities ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34850
34851
>>34844
>there is not heavy traffic
It's a port. All the supplies we ever need comes in days. There has to be heavy traffic.
>>34847
I'll try my luck.
>>34848
He'd been doing it for years.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34851
34852
>>34850
No, I asked where shit came from, and it mostly came from Drow and Jews and the like, and it's gone now

>I'll try my luck
Why

>He'd been doing it for years
Before he met the party. He died within 24 hours of meeting the party
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34852
34854
>>34851
>Why
Muh adventure. Muh fantasy.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34853
34855 34856
>>34849
You are being unfair in applying the rules and altering them specifically to enable drama and intra-party conflict. Why
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34854
>>34852
We resolved this shit a month ago. I'm not playing that game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34855
>>34853
>enable
He just said there's heavy traffic so it's less likely for people to notice if some worthless pirate goes missing. How does that enable drama/conflict?
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34856
34857
>>34853
I'm enabling the party to choose to act in a manner that is non-conducive to successful party relations, or choose to work together and make compromises where behavior would otherwise burn this motherfucker down. I'd much prefer the latter desu.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34857
34858 34859
>>34856
Alright, but this is burn the motherfucker down acting if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out. And if we've learned anything, we love to metagame, so they will find out, so Tracy's getting divorced and a bunch of far worse things.
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34858
34860 34863
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>>34857
>if any of the Three good aligned characters finds out
They won't. The most you could hear about is "some pirates got in a fight and stabbed each other, again".
Don't read into it too much.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34859
>>34857
I agree, and thats why I am trying to compromise with the holodeck scenario.

Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34860
34862
>>34858
Bullshit. The moment Infernius and Torcuil hear "pirate" they'll go crazy because they hate pirates, launch an investigation and... low and behold, Tracy is prime suspect. She is divorced by means of a sword
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34862
34864 34865
>>34860
>they hate pirates
The port is full of pirates. It won't make a difference if one stabs another.
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34863
>>34858
>dat pic
Better not be any of the Fight Club either.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34864
34867
>>34862
How many pirates are there? Tell me. Give me numbers
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34865
34866
>>34862
"Excuse me, we prefer the term private military, ever since that Trump fella showed up and killed off Ol' Korak."
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34866
>>34865
Now MY ears are perking! I can hire mercenaries!!!!

Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34867
34868 34870
>>34864
>Give me numbers
Go into town for a whole day and make a Gather Info check if you want that. It'll probably just draw suspicion though.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34868
>>34867
Nigger, you're the one who thinks he can literally get away with murder on a daily basis with no rumors starting up. You tell me this shit
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34869
34870 34874
If meta is inevitable, don't bring it weak. You're still 150 miles away. That's no less than a 4 hour flight back, assuming you can even figure out which way to go, and the mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with.
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34870
34871
>>34869
>Aren't looking to do any deals
But I have money. Finally.

>>34867
Go retrieve the gems
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34871
34873 34875
>>34870
"Aye, and so did ol' Korak lad."
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34872
34873
download.jpeg
Also, I'm having a hard time figuring out what kind of creature she can 1-shot with a sneak attack. Her Sneak Attack is 8d6, but actually haven't had very many chances to use it to see how lethal it is. How can determine what kind I creature (hit-dice wise) that she can kill or cripple with her first attack?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34873
34875 34877 34878
>>34871
"You were loyal to him. He's dead. Now I am here, and forgive my lack of modesty, but I'm a better businessman than he is. You'll make more under me"

>>34872
If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count. Maybe wolves also
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34874
34876
dd-meme-why-do-dragons-refuse-to-eat-paladins-they-taste-so-lawful.jpg
>>34869
>mercenaries aren't looking to do any deals with Trump to begin with
Is that due to the code for cohorts, or do pirates just generally dislike working for Paladins?
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34875
34876 34879
>>34871
>>34873
Who is speaking here?
Anonymous
hij0+
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No.34876
>>34874
I know how to talk to Pirates
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/35c72bf6-c703-4c08-b8a6-4c2480ee163f

>>34875
It's a hypothetical meta conversation. Nothing in game
Mrs. Sentry
NBd4A
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No.34877
34881 34882
>>34873
>If we find bandits/highwaymen while away that may count.
Idk if she can Sneak Attack while she's carrying a shiny gold paladin, desu...
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34878
34880 34882
>>34873
"You're not gettin' it lad. The fact is, our loyalty is to our skins first, and to be honest, we don't trust you."
Anonymous
Js2CQ
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No.34879
>>34875
"Just some random guy who might be at a bar somewhere, and nobody else." turns back to his drink.
Just a random dialogue that might have happened at some point.